LordRussellmighthaveeasilyescaped,butscornedtodoso,beinginnocentofanywrong;LordEssexmighthaveeasilyescaped,butscornedtodoso,lesthisflightshouldprejudiceLordRussell.
  Butitweigheduponhismindthathehadbroughtintotheircouncil,LordHoward-whonowturnedamiserabletraitor-againstagreatdislikeLordRussellhadalwayshadofhim.Hecouldnotbearthereflection,anddestroyedhimselfbeforeLordRussellwasbroughttotrialattheOldBailey.
  Heknewverywellthathehadnothingtohope,havingalwaysbeenmanfulintheProtestantcauseagainstthetwofalsebrothers,theoneonthethrone,andtheotherstandingnexttoit.Hehadawife,oneofthenoblestandbestofwomen,whoactedashissecretaryonhistrial,whocomfortedhiminhisprison,whosuppedwithhimonthenightbeforehedied,andwhoseloveandvirtueanddevotionhavemadehernameimperishable.Ofcourse,hewasfoundguilty,andwassentencedtobebeheadedinLincoln'sInn-fields,notmanyyardsfromhisownhouse.Whenhehadpartedfromhischildrenontheeveningbeforehisdeath,hiswifestillstayedwithhimuntilteno'clockatnight;andwhentheirfinalseparationinthisworldwasover,andhehadkissedhermanytimes,hestillsatforalongwhileinhisprison,talkingofhergoodness.Hearingtherainfallfastatthattime,hecalmlysaid,'Sucharainto-morrowwillspoilagreatshow,whichisadullthingonarainyday.'Atmidnighthewenttobed,andslepttillfour;evenwhenhisservantcalledhim,hefellasleepagainwhilehisclotheswerebeingmadeready.Herodetothescaffoldinhisowncarriage,attendedbytwofamousclergymen,TILLOTSONandBURNET,andsangapsalmtohimselfverysoftly,ashewentalong.
  Hewasasquietandassteadyasifhehadbeengoingoutforanordinaryride.Aftersayingthathewassurprisedtoseesogreatacrowd,helaiddownhisheadupontheblock,asifuponthepillowofhisbed,andhaditstruckoffatthesecondblow.Hisnoblewifewasbusyforhimeventhen;forthattrue-heartedladyprintedandwidelycirculatedhislastwords,ofwhichhehadgivenheracopy.TheymadethebloodofallthehonestmeninEnglandboil.
  TheUniversityofOxforddistinguisheditselfontheverysamedaybypretendingtobelievethattheaccusationagainstLordRussellwastrue,andbycallingtheKing,inawrittenpaper,theBreathoftheirNostrilsandtheAnointedoftheLord.ThispapertheParliamentafterwardscausedtobeburnedbythecommonhangman;
  whichIamsorryfor,asIwishithadbeenframedandglazedandhungupinsomepublicplace,asamonumentofbasenessforthescornofmankind.
  Next,camethetrialofAlgernonSidney,atwhichJeffreyspresided,likeagreatcrimsontoad,swelteringandswellingwithrage.'IprayGod,Mr.Sidney,'saidthisChiefJusticeofamerryreign,afterpassingsentence,'toworkinyouatemperfittogototheotherworld,forIseeyouarenotfitforthis.''Mylord,'saidtheprisoner,composedlyholdingouthisarm,'feelmypulse,andseeifIbedisordered.IthankHeavenIneverwasinbettertemperthanIamnow.'AlgernonSidneywasexecutedonTowerHill,ontheseventhofDecember,onethousandsixhundredandeighty-three.Hediedahero,anddied,inhisownwords,'Forthatgoodoldcauseinwhichhehadbeenengagedfromhisyouth,andforwhichGodhadsooftenandsowonderfullydeclaredhimself.'
  TheDukeofMonmouthhadbeenmakinghisuncle,theDukeofYork,veryjealous,bygoingaboutthecountryinaroyalsortofway,playingatthepeople'sgames,becominggodfathertotheirchildren,andeventouchingfortheKing'sevil,orstrokingthefacesofthesicktocurethem-though,forthematterofthat,I
  shouldsayhedidthemaboutasmuchgoodasanycrownedkingcouldhavedone.Hisfatherhadgothimtowritealetter,confessinghishavinghadapartintheconspiracy,forwhichLordRussellhadbeenbeheaded;buthewaseveraweakman,andassoonashehadwrittenit,hewasashamedofitandgotitbackagain.Forthis,hewasbanishedtotheNetherlands;buthesoonreturnedandhadaninterviewwithhisfather,unknowntohisuncle.ItwouldseemthathewascomingintotheMerryMonarch'sfavouragain,andthattheDukeofYorkwasslidingoutofit,whenDeathappearedtothemerrygalleriesatWhitehall,andastonishedthedebauchedlordsandgentlemen,andtheshamelessladies,veryconsiderably.
  OnMonday,thesecondofFebruary,onethousandsixhundredandeighty-five,themerrypensionerandservantoftheKingofFrancefelldowninafitofapoplexy.BytheWednesdayhiscasewashopeless,andontheThursdayhewastoldso.AshemadeadifficultyabouttakingthesacramentfromtheProtestantBishopofBath,theDukeofYorkgotallwhowerepresentawayfromthebed,andaskedhisbrother,inawhisper,ifheshouldsendforaCatholicpriest?TheKingreplied,'ForGod'ssake,brother,do!'
  TheDukesmuggledin,upthebackstairs,disguisedinawigandgown,apriestnamedHUDDLESTON,whohadsavedtheKing'slifeafterthebattleofWorcester:tellinghimthatthisworthymaninthewighadoncesavedhisbody,andwasnowcometosavehissoul.
  TheMerryMonarchlivedthroughthatnight,anddiedbeforenoononthenextday,whichwasFriday,thesixth.Twoofthelastthingshesaidwereofahumansort,andyourremembrancewillgivehimthefullbenefitofthem.WhentheQueensenttosayshewastoounwelltoattendhimandtoaskhispardon,hesaid,'Alas!poorwoman,SHEbegMYpardon!Ibegherswithallmyheart.Takebackthatanswertoher.'Andhealsosaid,inreferencetoNellGwyn,'DonotletpoorNellystarve.'
  Hediedinthefifty-fifthyearofhisage,andthetwenty-fifthofhisreign.
  CHAPTERXXXVI-ENGLANDUNDERJAMESTHESECOND
  KINGJAMESTHESECONDwasamansoverydisagreeable,thateventhebestofhistorianshasfavouredhisbrotherCharles,asbecoming,bycomparison,quiteapleasantcharacter.Theoneobjectofhisshortreignwastore-establishtheCatholicreligioninEngland;
  andthishedoggedlypursuedwithsuchastupidobstinacy,thathiscareerverysooncametoaclose.
  Thefirstthinghedid,was,toassurehiscouncilthathewouldmakeithisendeavourtopreservetheGovernment,bothinChurchandState,asitwasbylawestablished;andthathewouldalwaystakecaretodefendandsupporttheChurch.Greatpublicacclamationswereraisedoverthisfairspeech,andagreatdealwassaid,fromthepulpitsandelsewhere,aboutthewordofaKingwhichwasneverbroken,bycredulouspeoplewholittlesupposedthathehadformedasecretcouncilforCatholicaffairs,ofwhichamischievousJesuit,calledFATHERPETRE,wasoneofthechiefmembers.Withtearsofjoyinhiseyes,hereceived,asthebeginningofHISpensionfromtheKingofFrance,fivehundredthousandlivres;yet,withamixtureofmeannessandarrogancethatbelongedtohiscontemptiblecharacter,hewasalwaysjealousofmakingsomeshowofbeingindependentoftheKingofFrance,whilehepocketedhismoney.As-notwithstandinghispublishingtwopapersinfavourofPoperyandnotlikelytodoitmuchservice,I
  shouldthinkwrittenbytheKing,hisbrother,andfoundinhisstrong-box;andhisopendisplayofhimselfattendingmass-theParliamentwasveryobsequious,andgrantedhimalargesumofmoney,hebeganhisreignwithabeliefthathecoulddowhathepleased,andwithadeterminationtodoit.
  Beforeweproceedtoitsprincipalevents,letusdisposeofTitusOates.Hewastriedforperjury,afortnightafterthecoronation,andbesidesbeingveryheavilyfined,wassentencedtostandtwiceinthepillory,tobewhippedfromAldgatetoNewgateoneday,andfromNewgatetoTyburntwodaysafterwards,andtostandinthepilloryfivetimesayearaslongashelived.Thisfearfulsentencewasactuallyinflictedontherascal.Beingunabletostandafterhisfirstflogging,hewasdraggedonasledgefromNewgatetoTyburn,andfloggedashewasdrawnalong.Hewassostrongavillainthathedidnotdieunderthetorture,butlivedtobeafterwardspardonedandrewarded,thoughnottobeeverbelievedinanymore.Dangerfield,theonlyotheroneofthatcrewleftalive,wasnotsofortunate.HewasalmostkilledbyawhippingfromNewgatetoTyburn,and,asifthatwerenotpunishmentenough,aferociousbarristerofGray'sInngavehimapokeintheeyewithhiscane,whichcausedhisdeath;forwhichtheferociousbarristerwasdeservedlytriedandexecuted.
  AssoonasJameswasonthethrone,ArgyleandMonmouthwentfromBrusselstoRotterdam,andattendedameetingofScottishexilesheldthere,toconcertmeasuresforarisinginEngland.ItwasagreedthatArgyleshouldeffectalandinginScotland,andMonmouthinEngland;andthattwoEnglishmenshouldbesentwithArgyletobeinhisconfidence,andtwoScotchmenwiththeDukeofMonmouth.
  Argylewasthefirsttoactuponthiscontract.But,twoofhismenbeingtakenprisonersattheOrkneyIslands,theGovernmentbecameawareofhisintention,andwasabletoactagainsthimwithsuchvigourastopreventhisraisingmorethantwoorthreethousandHighlanders,althoughhesentafierycross,bytrustymessengers,fromclantoclanandfromglentoglen,asthecustomthenwaswhenthosewildpeopleweretobeexcitedbytheirchiefs.
  AshewasmovingtowardsGlasgowwithhissmallforce,hewasbetrayedbysomeofhisfollowers,taken,andcarried,withhishandstiedbehindhisback,tohisoldprisoninEdinburghCastle.
  Jamesorderedhimtobeexecuted,onhisoldshamefullyunjustsentence,withinthreedays;andheappearstohavebeenanxiousthathislegsshouldhavebeenpoundedwithhisoldfavouritetheboot.However,thebootwasnotapplied;hewassimplybeheaded,andhisheadwassetuponthetopofEdinburghJail.OneofthoseEnglishmenwhohadbeenassignedtohimwasthatoldsoldierRumbold,themasteroftheRyeHouse.Hewassorelywounded,andwithinaweekafterArgylehadsufferedwithgreatcourage,wasbroughtupfortrial,lestheshoulddieanddisappointtheKing.
  He,too,wasexecuted,afterdefendinghimselfwithgreatspirit,andsayingthathedidnotbelievethatGodhadmadethegreaterpartofmankindtocarrysaddlesontheirbacksandbridlesintheirmouths,andtoberiddenbyafew,bootedandspurredforthepurpose-inwhichIthoroughlyagreewithRumbold.
  TheDukeofMonmouth,partlythroughbeingdetainedandpartlythroughidlinghistimeaway,wasfiveorsixweeksbehindhisfriendwhenhelandedatLyme,inDorset:havingathisrighthandanunluckynoblemancalledLORDGREYOFWERK,whoofhimselfwouldhaveruinedafarmorepromisingexpedition.Heimmediatelysetuphisstandardinthemarket-place,andproclaimedtheKingatyrant,andaPopishusurper,andIknownotwhatelse;charginghim,notonlywithwhathehaddone,whichwasbadenough,butwithwhatneitherhenoranybodyelsehaddone,suchassettingfiretoLondon,andpoisoningthelateKing.Raisingsomefourthousandmenbythesemeans,hemarchedontoTaunton,wherethereweremanyProtestantdissenterswhowerestronglyopposedtotheCatholics.
  Here,boththerichandpoorturnedouttoreceivehim,ladieswavedawelcometohimfromallthewindowsashepassedalongthestreets,flowerswerestrewninhisway,andeverycomplimentandhonourthatcouldbedevisedwasshowereduponhim.Amongtherest,twentyyoungladiescameforward,intheirbestclothes,andintheirbrightestbeauty,andgavehimaBibleornamentedwiththeirownfairhands,togetherwithotherpresents.
  Encouragedbythishomage,heproclaimedhimselfKing,andwentontoBridgewater.But,heretheGovernmenttroops,undertheEARLOF
  FEVERSHAM,werecloseathand;andhewassodispiritedatfindingthathemadebutfewpowerfulfriendsafterall,thatitwasaquestionwhetherheshoulddisbandhisarmyandendeavourtoescape.Itwasresolved,attheinstanceofthatunluckyLordGrey,tomakeanightattackontheKing'sarmy,asitlayencampedontheedgeofamorasscalledSedgemoor.Thehorsemenwerecommandedbythesameunluckylord,whowasnotabraveman.Hegaveupthebattlealmostatthefirstobstacle-whichwasadeepdrain;andalthoughthepoorcountrymen,whohadturnedoutforMonmouth,foughtbravelywithscythes,poles,pitchforks,andsuchpoorweaponsastheyhad,theyweresoondispersedbythetrainedsoldiers,andfledinalldirections.WhentheDukeofMonmouthhimselffled,wasnotknownintheconfusion;buttheunluckyLordGreywastakenearlynextday,andthenanotherofthepartywastaken,whoconfessedthathehadpartedfromtheDukeonlyfourhoursbefore.Strictsearchbeingmade,hewasfounddisguisedasapeasant,hiddeninaditchunderfernandnettles,withafewpeasinhispocketwhichhehadgatheredinthefieldstoeat.Theonlyotherarticleshehaduponhimwereafewpapersandlittlebooks:oneofthelatterbeingastrangejumble,inhisownwriting,ofcharms,songs,recipes,andprayers.Hewascompletelybroken.HewroteamiserablelettertotheKing,beseechingandentreatingtobeallowedtoseehim.WhenhewastakentoLondon,andconveyedboundintotheKing'spresence,hecrawledtohimonhisknees,andmadeamostdegradingexhibition.AsJamesneverforgaveorrelentedtowardsanybody,hewasnotlikelytosoftentowardstheissueroftheLymeproclamation,sohetoldthesupplianttopreparefordeath.
  OnthefifteenthofJuly,onethousandsixhundredandeighty-five,thisunfortunatefavouriteofthepeoplewasbroughtouttodieonTowerHill.Thecrowdwasimmense,andthetopsofallthehouseswerecoveredwithgazers.Hehadseenhiswife,thedaughteroftheDukeofBuccleuch,intheTower,andhadtalkedmuchofaladywhomhelovedfarbetter-theLADYHARRIETWENTWORTH-whowasoneofthelastpersonsherememberedinthislife.Beforelayingdownhisheadupontheblockhefelttheedgeoftheaxe,andtoldtheexecutionerthathefeareditwasnotsharpenough,andthattheaxewasnotheavyenough.Ontheexecutionerreplyingthatitwasoftheproperkind,theDukesaid,'Iprayyouhaveacare,anddonotusemesoawkwardlyasyouusedmyLordRussell.'Theexecutioner,madenervousbythis,andtrembling,struckonceandmerelygashedhimintheneck.Uponthis,theDukeofMonmouthraisedhisheadandlookedthemanreproachfullyintheface.Thenhestrucktwice,andthenthrice,andthenthrewdowntheaxe,andcriedoutinavoiceofhorrorthathecouldnotfinishthatwork.
  Thesheriffs,however,threateninghimwithwhatshouldbedonetohimselfifhedidnot,hetookitupagainandstruckafourthtimeandafifthtime.Thenthewretchedheadatlastfelloff,andJames,DukeofMonmouth,wasdead,inthethirty-sixthyearofhisage.Hewasashowy,gracefulman,withmanypopularqualities,andhadfoundmuchfavourintheopenheartsoftheEnglish.
  Theatrocities,committedbytheGovernment,whichfollowedthisMonmouthrebellion,formtheblackestandmostlamentablepageinEnglishhistory.Thepoorpeasants,havingbeendispersedwithgreatloss,andtheirleadershavingbeentaken,onewouldthinkthattheimplacableKingmighthavebeensatisfied.Butno;heletlooseuponthem,amongotherintolerablemonsters,aCOLONELKIRK,whohadservedagainsttheMoors,andwhosesoldiers-calledbythepeopleKirk'slambs,becausetheyborealambupontheirflag,astheemblemofChristianity-wereworthyoftheirleader.Theatrocitiescommittedbythesedemonsinhumanshapearefartoohorribletoberelatedhere.Itisenoughtosay,thatbesidesmostruthlesslymurderingandrobbingthem,andruiningthembymakingthembuytheirpardonsatthepriceofalltheypossessed,itwasoneofKirk'sfavouriteamusements,asheandhisofficerssatdrinkingafterdinner,andtoastingtheKing,tohavebatchesofprisonershangedoutsidethewindowsforthecompany'sdiversion;andthatwhentheirfeetquiveredintheconvulsionsofdeath,heusedtoswearthattheyshouldhavemusictotheirdancing,andwouldorderthedrumstobeatandthetrumpetstoplay.ThedetestableKinginformedhim,asanacknowledgmentoftheseservices,thathewas'verywellsatisfiedwithhisproceedings.'ButtheKing'sgreatdelightwasintheproceedingsofJeffreys,nowapeer,whowentdownintothewest,withfourotherjudges,totrypersonsaccusedofhavinghadanyshareintherebellion.TheKingpleasantlycalledthis'Jeffreys'scampaign.'
  ThepeopledowninthatpartofthecountryrememberittothisdayasTheBloodyAssize.
  ItbeganatWinchester,whereapoordeafoldlady,MRS.ALICIA
  LISLE,thewidowofoneofthejudgesofCharlestheFirstwhohadbeenmurderedabroadbysomeRoyalistassassins,waschargedwithhavinggivenshelterinherhousetotwofugitivesfromSedgemoor.
  Threetimesthejuryrefusedtofindherguilty,untilJeffreysbulliedandfrightenedthemintothatfalseverdict.Whenhehadextorteditfromthem,hesaid,'Gentlemen,ifIhadbeenoneofyou,andshehadbeenmyownmother,Iwouldhavefoundherguilty;'-asIdaresayhewould.Hesentencedhertobeburnedalive,thatveryafternoon.Theclergyofthecathedralandsomeothersinterferedinherfavour,andshewasbeheadedwithinaweek.Asahighmarkofhisapprobation,theKingmadeJeffreysLordChancellor;andhethenwentontoDorchester,toExeter,toTaunton,andtoWells.Itisastonishing,whenwereadoftheenormousinjusticeandbarbarityofthisbeast,toknowthatnoonestruckhimdeadonthejudgment-seat.Itwasenoughforanymanorwomantobeaccusedbyanenemy,beforeJeffreys,tobefoundguiltyofhightreason.Onemanwhopleadednotguilty,heorderedtobetakenoutofcourtupontheinstant,andhanged;andthissoterrifiedtheprisonersingeneralthattheymostlypleadedguiltyatonce.AtDorchesteralone,inthecourseofafewdays,Jeffreyshangedeightypeople;besideswhipping,transporting,imprisoning,andsellingasslaves,greatnumbers.Heexecuted,inall,twohundredandfifty,orthreehundred.
  Theseexecutionstookplace,amongtheneighboursandfriendsofthesentenced,inthirty-sixtownsandvillages.Theirbodiesweremangled,steepedincaldronsofboilingpitchandtar,andhungupbytheroadsides,inthestreets,overtheverychurches.Thesightandsmellofheadsandlimbs,thehissingandbubblingoftheinfernalcaldrons,andthetearsandterrorsofthepeople,weredreadfulbeyondalldescription.Onerustic,whowasforcedtosteeptheremainsintheblackpot,waseverafterwardscalled'TomBoilman.'ThehangmanhaseversincebeencalledJackKetch,becauseamanofthatnamewenthangingandhanging,alldaylong,inthetrainofJeffreys.YouwillhearmuchofthehorrorsofthegreatFrenchRevolution.Manyandterribletheywere,thereisnodoubt;butIknowofnothingworse,donebythemaddenedpeopleofFranceinthatawfultime,thanwasdonebythehighestjudgeinEngland,withtheexpressapprovaloftheKingofEngland,inTheBloodyAssize.
  Norwaseventhisall.Jeffreyswasasfondofmoneyforhimselfasofmiseryforothers,andhesoldpardonswholesaletofillhispockets.TheKingordered,atonetime,athousandprisonerstobegiventocertainofhisfavourites,inorderthattheymightbargainwiththemfortheirpardons.TheyoungladiesofTauntonwhohadpresentedtheBible,werebestoweduponthemaidsofhonouratcourt;andthosepreciousladiesmadeveryhardbargainswiththemindeed.WhenTheBloodyAssizewasatitsmostdismalheight,theKingwasdivertinghimselfwithhorse-racesintheveryplacewhereMrs.Lislehadbeenexecuted.WhenJeffreyshaddonehisworst,andcamehomeagain,hewasparticularlycomplimentedintheRoyalGazette;andwhentheKingheardthatthroughdrunkennessandraginghewasveryill,hisodiousMajestyremarkedthatsuchanothermancouldnoteasilybefoundinEngland.Besidesallthis,aformersheriffofLondon,namedCORNISH,washangedwithinsightofhisownhouse,afteranabominablyconductedtrial,forhavinghadashareintheRyeHousePlot,onevidencegivenbyRumsey,whichthatvillainwasobligedtoconfesswasdirectlyopposedtotheevidencehehadgivenonthetrialofLordRussell.
  Andontheverysameday,aworthywidow,namedELIZABETHGAUNT,wasburnedaliveatTyburn,forhavingshelteredawretchwhohimselfgaveevidenceagainsther.Shesettledthefuelaboutherselfwithherownhands,sothattheflamesshouldreachherquickly:andnoblysaid,withherlastbreath,thatshehadobeyedthesacredcommandofGod,togiverefugetotheoutcast,andnottobetraythewanderer.
  Afterallthishanging,beheading,burning,boiling,mutilating,exposing,robbing,transporting,andsellingintoslavery,ofhisunhappysubjects,theKingnotunnaturallythoughtthathecoulddowhateverhewould.So,hewenttoworktochangethereligionofthecountrywithallpossiblespeed;andwhathedidwasthis.
  HefirstofalltriedtogetridofwhatwascalledtheTestAct-
  whichpreventedtheCatholicsfromholdingpublicemployments-byhisownpowerofdispensingwiththepenalties.Hetrieditinonecase,and,elevenofthetwelvejudgesdecidinginhisfavour,heexerciseditinthreeothers,beingthoseofthreedignitariesofUniversityCollege,Oxford,whohadbecomePapists,andwhomhekeptintheirplacesandsanctioned.HerevivedthehatedEcclesiasticalCommission,togetridofCOMPTON,BishopofLondon,whomanfullyopposedhim.HesolicitedthePopetofavourEnglandwithanambassador,whichthePopewhowasasensiblemanthen
  ratherunwillinglydid.HeflourishedFatherPetrebeforetheeyesofthepeopleonallpossibleoccasions.HefavouredtheestablishmentofconventsinseveralpartsofLondon.Hewasdelightedtohavethestreets,andeventhecourtitself,filledwithMonksandFriarsinthehabitsoftheirorders.HeconstantlyendeavouredtomakeCatholicsoftheProtestantsabouthim.Heheldprivateinterviews,whichhecalled'closetings,'withthoseMembersofParliamentwhoheldoffices,topersuadethemtoconsenttothedesignhehadinview.Whentheydidnotconsent,theywereremoved,orresignedofthemselves,andtheirplacesweregiventoCatholics.HedisplacedProtestantofficersfromthearmy,byeverymeansinhispower,andgotCatholicsintotheirplacestoo.
  Hetriedthesamethingwiththecorporations,andalsothoughnotsosuccessfullywiththeLordLieutenantsofcounties.Toterrifythepeopleintotheenduranceofallthesemeasures,hekeptanarmyoffifteenthousandmenencampedonHounslowHeath,wheremasswasopenlyperformedintheGeneral'stent,andwherepriestswentamongthesoldiersendeavouringtopersuadethemtobecomeCatholics.Forcirculatingapaperamongthosemenadvisingthemtobetruetotheirreligion,aProtestantclergyman,namedJOHNSON,thechaplainofthelateLordRussell,wasactuallysentencedtostandthreetimesinthepillory,andwasactuallywhippedfromNewgatetoTyburn.Hedismissedhisownbrother-in-
  lawfromhisCouncilbecausehewasaProtestant,andmadeaPrivyCouncillorofthebefore-mentionedFatherPetre.HehandedIrelandovertoRICHARDTALBOT,EARLOFTYRCONNELL,aworthless,dissoluteknave,whoplayedthesamegamethereforhismaster,andwhoplayedthedeepergameforhimselfofonedayputtingitundertheprotectionoftheFrenchKing.Ingoingtotheseextremities,everymanofsenseandjudgmentamongtheCatholics,fromthePopetoaporter,knewthattheKingwasamerebigotedfool,whowouldundohimselfandthecausehesoughttoadvance;buthewasdeaftoallreason,and,happilyforEnglandeverafterwards,wenttumblingoffhisthroneinhisownblindway.
  Aspiritbegantoariseinthecountry,whichthebesottedblundererlittleexpected.HefirstfounditoutintheUniversityofCambridge.HavingmadeaCatholicadeanatOxfordwithoutanyopposition,hetriedtomakeamonkamasterofartsatCambridge:
  whichattempttheUniversityresisted,anddefeatedhim.HethenwentbacktohisfavouriteOxford.OnthedeathofthePresidentofMagdalenCollege,hecommandedthatthereshouldbeelectedtosucceedhim,oneMR.ANTHONYFARMER,whoseonlyrecommendationwas,thathewasoftheKing'sreligion.TheUniversitypluckedupcourageatlast,andrefused.TheKingsubstitutedanotherman,anditstillrefused,resolvingtostandbyitsownelectionofaMR.HOUGH.Thedulltyrant,uponthis,punishedMr.Hough,andfive-and-twentymore,bycausingthemtobeexpelledanddeclaredincapableofholdinganychurchpreferment;thenheproceededtowhathesupposedtobehishigheststep,buttowhatwas,infact,hislastplungehead-foremostinhistumbleoffhisthrone.
  Hehadissuedadeclarationthatthereshouldbenoreligioustestsorpenallaws,inordertoletintheCatholicsmoreeasily;buttheProtestantdissenters,unmindfulofthemselves,hadgallantlyjoinedtheregularchurchinopposingittoothandnail.TheKingandFatherPetrenowresolvedtohavethisread,onacertainSunday,inallthechurches,andtoorderittobecirculatedforthatpurposebythebishops.ThelattertookcounselwiththeArchbishopofCanterbury,whowasindisgrace;andtheyresolvedthatthedeclarationshouldnotberead,andthattheywouldpetitiontheKingagainstit.TheArchbishophimselfwroteoutthepetition,andsixbishopswentintotheKing'sbedchamberthesamenighttopresentit,tohisinfiniteastonishment.NextdaywastheSundayfixedforthereading,anditwasonlyreadbytwohundredclergymenoutoftenthousand.TheKingresolvedagainstalladvicetoprosecutethebishopsintheCourtofKing'sBench,andwithinthreeweekstheyweresummonedbeforethePrivyCouncil,andcommittedtotheTower.Asthesixbishopsweretakentothatdismalplace,bywater,thepeoplewhowereassembledinimmensenumbersfellupontheirknees,andweptforthem,andprayedforthem.WhentheygottotheTower,theofficersandsoldiersonguardbesoughtthemfortheirblessing.Whiletheywereconfinedthere,thesoldierseverydaydranktotheirreleasewithloudshouts.WhentheywerebroughtuptotheCourtofKing'sBenchfortheirtrial,whichtheAttorney-GeneralsaidwasforthehighoffenceofcensuringtheGovernment,andgivingtheiropinionaboutaffairsofstate,theywereattendedbysimilarmultitudes,andsurroundedbyathrongofnoblemenandgentlemen.Whenthejurywentoutatseveno'clockatnighttoconsideroftheirverdict,everybodyexcepttheKingknewthattheywouldratherstarvethanyieldtotheKing'sbrewer,whowasoneofthem,andwantedaverdictforhiscustomer.Whentheycameintocourtnextmorning,afterresistingthebrewerallnight,andgaveaverdictofnotguilty,suchashoutroseupinWestminsterHallasithadneverheardbefore;anditwaspassedonamongthepeopleawaytoTempleBar,andawayagaintotheTower.Itdidnotpassonlytotheeast,butpassedtothewesttoo,untilitreachedthecampatHounslow,wherethefifteenthousandsoldierstookitupandechoedit.Andstill,whenthedullKing,whowasthenwithLordFeversham,heardthemightyroar,askedinalarmwhatitwas,andwastoldthatitwas'nothingbuttheacquittalofthebishops,'hesaid,inhisdoggedway,'Callyouthatnothing?Itissomuchtheworseforthem.'
  Betweenthepetitionandthetrial,theQueenhadgivenbirthtoason,whichFatherPetreratherthoughtwasowingtoSaintWinifred.
  ButIdoubtifSaintWinifredhadmuchtodowithitastheKing'sfriend,inasmuchastheentirelynewprospectofaCatholicsuccessorforboththeKing'sdaughterswereProtestants
  determinedtheEARLSOFSHREWSBURY,DANBY,andDEVONSHIRE,LORD
  LUMLEY,theBISHOPOFLONDON,ADMIRALRUSSELL,andCOLONELSIDNEY,toinvitethePrinceofOrangeovertoEngland.TheRoyalMole,seeinghisdangeratlast,made,inhisfright,manygreatconcessions,besidesraisinganarmyoffortythousandmen;butthePrinceofOrangewasnotamanforJamestheSecondtocopewith.
  Hispreparationswereextraordinarilyvigorous,andhismindwasresolved.
  ForafortnightafterthePrincewasreadytosailforEngland,agreatwindfromthewestpreventedthedepartureofhisfleet.
  Evenwhenthewindlulled,anditdidsail,itwasdispersedbyastorm,andwasobligedtoputbacktorefit.Atlast,onthefirstofNovember,onethousandsixhundredandeighty-eight,theProtestanteastwind,asitwaslongcalled,begantoblow;andonthethird,thepeopleofDoverandthepeopleofCalaissawafleettwentymileslongsailinggallantlyby,betweenthetwoplaces.OnMonday,thefifth,itanchoredatTorbayinDevonshire,andthePrince,withasplendidretinueofofficersandmen,marchedintoExeter.ButthepeopleinthatwesternpartofthecountryhadsufferedsomuchinTheBloodyAssize,thattheyhadlostheart.
  Fewpeoplejoinedhim;andhebegantothinkofreturning,andpublishingtheinvitationhehadreceivedfromthoselords,ashisjustificationforhavingcomeatall.Atthiscrisis,someofthegentryjoinedhim;theRoyalarmybegantofalter;anengagementwassigned,bywhichallwhosettheirhandtoitdeclaredthattheywouldsupportoneanotherindefenceofthelawsandlibertiesofthethreeKingdoms,oftheProtestantreligion,andofthePrinceofOrange.Fromthattime,thecausereceivednocheck;thegreatesttownsinEnglandbegan,oneafteranother,todeclareforthePrince;andheknewthatitwasallsafewithhimwhentheUniversityofOxfordofferedtomeltdownitsplate,ifhewantedanymoney.
  BythistimetheKingwasrunningaboutinapitiableway,touchingpeoplefortheKing'sevilinoneplace,reviewinghistroopsinanother,andbleedingfromthenoseinathird.TheyoungPrincewassenttoPortsmouth,FatherPetrewentofflikeashottoFrance,andtherewasageneralandswiftdispersalofallthepriestsandfriars.Oneafteranother,theKing'smostimportantofficersandfriendsdesertedhimandwentovertothePrince.Inthenight,hisdaughterAnnefledfromWhitehallPalace;andtheBishopofLondon,whohadoncebeenasoldier,rodebeforeherwithadrawnswordinhishand,andpistolsathissaddle.'Godhelpme,'criedthemiserableKing:'myverychildrenhaveforsakenme!'Inhiswildness,afterdebatingwithsuchlordsaswereinLondon,whetherheshouldorshouldnotcallaParliament,andafternamingthreeofthemtonegotiatewiththePrince,heresolvedtoflytoFrance.HehadthelittlePrinceofWalesbroughtbackfromPortsmouth;andthechildandtheQueencrossedtherivertoLambethinanopenboat,onamiserablewetnight,andgotsafelyaway.ThiswasonthenightoftheninthofDecember.
  Atoneo'clockonthemorningoftheeleventh,theKing,whohad,inthemeantime,receivedaletterfromthePrinceofOrange,statinghisobjects,gotoutofbed,toldLORDNORTHUMBERLANDwholayinhisroomnottoopenthedooruntiltheusualhourinthemorning,andwentdownthebackstairsthesame,Isuppose,bywhichthepriestinthewigandgownhadcomeuptohisbrother
  andcrossedtheriverinasmallboat:sinkingthegreatsealofEnglandbytheway.Horseshavingbeenprovided,herode,accompaniedbySIREDWARDHALES,toFeversham,whereheembarkedinaCustomHouseHoy.ThemasterofthisHoy,wantingmoreballast,ranintotheIsleofSheppytogetit,wherethefishermenandsmugglerscrowdedabouttheboat,andinformedtheKingoftheirsuspicionsthathewasa'hatchet-facedJesuit.'Astheytookhismoneyandwouldnotlethimgo,hetoldthemwhohewas,andthatthePrinceofOrangewantedtotakehislife;andhebegantoscreamforaboat-andthentocry,becausehehadlostapieceofwoodonhisridewhichhecalledafragmentofOurSaviour'scross.
  HeputhimselfintothehandsoftheLordLieutenantofthecounty,andhisdetentionwasmadeknowntothePrinceofOrangeatWindsor-who,onlywantingtogetridofhim,andnotcaringwherehewent,sothathewentaway,wasverymuchdisconcertedthattheydidnotlethimgo.However,therewasnothingforitbuttohavehimbroughtback,withsomestateinthewayofLifeGuards,toWhitehall.Andassoonashegotthere,inhisinfatuation,heheardmass,andsetaJesuittosaygraceathispublicdinner.
  Thepeoplehadbeenthrownintothestrangeststateofconfusionbyhisflight,andhadtakenitintotheirheadsthattheIrishpartofthearmyweregoingtomurdertheProtestants.Therefore,theysetthebellsaringing,andlightedwatch-fires,andburnedCatholicChapels,andlookedaboutinalldirectionsforFatherPetreandtheJesuits,whilethePope'sambassadorwasrunningawayinthedressofafootman.TheyfoundnoJesuits;butaman,whohadoncebeenafrightenedwitnessbeforeJeffreysincourt,sawaswollen,drunkenfacelookingthroughawindowdownatWapping,whichhewellremembered.Thefacewasinasailor'sdress,butheknewittobethefaceofthataccursedjudge,andheseizedhim.
  Thepeople,totheirlastinghonour,didnottearhimtopieces.
  Afterknockinghimaboutalittle,theytookhim,inthebasestagoniesofterror,totheLordMayor,whosenthim,athisownshriekingpetition,totheTowerforsafety.There,hedied.
  Theirbewildermentcontinuing,thepeoplenowlightedbonfiresandmaderejoicings,asiftheyhadanyreasontobegladtohavetheKingbackagain.But,hisstaywasveryshort,fortheEnglishguardswereremovedfromWhitehall,Dutchguardsweremarcheduptoit,andhewastoldbyoneofhislateministersthatthePrincewouldenterLondon,nextday,andhehadbettergotoHam.Hesaid,Hamwasacold,dampplace,andhewouldrathergotoRochester.Hethoughthimselfverycunninginthis,ashemeanttoescapefromRochestertoFrance.ThePrinceofOrangeandhisfriendsknewthat,perfectlywell,anddesirednothingmore.So,hewenttoGravesend,inhisroyalbarge,attendedbycertainlords,andwatchedbyDutchtroops,andpitiedbythegenerouspeople,whowerefarmoreforgivingthanhehadeverbeen,whentheysawhiminhishumiliation.Onthenightofthetwenty-thirdofDecember,noteventhenunderstandingthateverybodywantedtogetridofhim,hewentout,absurdly,throughhisRochestergarden,downtotheMedway,andgotawaytoFrance,whereherejoinedtheQueen.
  Therehadbeenacouncilinhisabsence,ofthelords,andtheauthoritiesofLondon.WhenthePrincecame,onthedayaftertheKing'sdeparture,hesummonedtheLordstomeethim,andsoonafterwards,allthosewhohadservedinanyoftheParliamentsofKingCharlestheSecond.ItwasfinallyresolvedbytheseauthoritiesthatthethronewasvacantbytheconductofKingJamestheSecond;thatitwasinconsistentwiththesafetyandwelfareofthisProtestantkingdom,tobegovernedbyaPopishprince;thatthePrinceandPrincessofOrangeshouldbeKingandQueenduringtheirlivesandthelifeofthesurvivorofthem;andthattheirchildrenshouldsucceedthem,iftheyhadany.Thatiftheyhadnone,thePrincessAnneandherchildrenshouldsucceed;thatifshehadnone,theheirsofthePrinceofOrangeshouldsucceed.
  OnthethirteenthofJanuary,onethousandsixhundredandeighty-
  nine,thePrinceandPrincess,sittingonathroneinWhitehall,boundthemselvestotheseconditions.TheProtestantreligionwasestablishedinEngland,andEngland'sgreatandgloriousRevolutionwascomplete.
  CHAPTERXXXVII
  IHAVEnowarrivedatthecloseofmylittlehistory.TheeventswhichsucceededthefamousRevolutionofonethousandsixhundredandeighty-eight,wouldneitherbeeasilyrelatednoreasilyunderstoodinsuchabookasthis.
  WilliamandMaryreignedtogether,fiveyears.Afterthedeathofhisgoodwife,Williamoccupiedthethrone,alone,forsevenyearslonger.Duringhisreign,onthesixteenthofSeptember,onethousandsevenhundredandone,thepoorweakcreaturewhohadoncebeenJamestheSecondofEngland,diedinFrance.InthemeantimehehaddonehisutmostwhichwasnotmuchtocauseWilliamtobeassassinated,andtoregainhislostdominions.James'ssonwasdeclared,bytheFrenchKing,therightfulKingofEngland;andwascalledinFranceTHECHEVALIERSAINTGEORGE,andinEnglandTHE
  PRETENDER.SomeinfatuatedpeopleinEngland,andparticularlyinScotland,tookupthePretender'scausefromtimetotime-asifthecountryhadnothadStuartsenough!-andmanylivesweresacrificed,andmuchmiserywasoccasioned.KingWilliamdiedonSunday,theseventhofMarch,onethousandsevenhundredandtwo,oftheconsequencesofanaccidentoccasionedbyhishorsestumblingwithhim.Hewasalwaysabrave,patrioticPrince,andamanofremarkableabilities.Hismannerwascold,andhemadebutfewfriends;buthehadtrulylovedhisqueen.Whenhewasdead,alockofherhair,inaring,wasfoundtiedwithablackribbonroundhisleftarm.
  HewassucceededbythePRINCESSANNE,apopularQueen,whoreignedtwelveyears.Inherreign,inthemonthofMay,onethousandsevenhundredandseven,theUnionbetweenEnglandandScotlandwaseffected,andthetwocountrieswereincorporatedunderthenameofGREATBRITAIN.Then,fromtheyearonethousandsevenhundredandfourteentotheyearonethousand,eighthundredandthirty,reignedthefourGEORGES.
  ItwasinthereignofGeorgetheSecond,onethousandsevenhundredandforty-five,thatthePretenderdidhislastmischief,andmadehislastappearance.Beinganoldmanbythattime,heandtheJacobites-ashisfriendswerecalled-putforwardhisson,CHARLESEDWARD,knownastheyoungChevalier.TheHighlandersofScotland,anextremelytroublesomeandwrong-headedraceonthesubjectoftheStuarts,espousedhiscause,andhejoinedthem,andtherewasaScottishrebelliontomakehimking,inwhichmanygallantanddevotedgentlemenlosttheirlives.ItwasahardmatterforCharlesEdwardtoescapeabroadagain,withahighpriceonhishead;buttheScottishpeoplewereextraordinarilyfaithfultohim,and,afterundergoingmanyromanticadventures,notunlikethoseofCharlestheSecond,heescapedtoFrance.AnumberofcharmingstoriesanddelightfulsongsaroseoutoftheJacobitefeelings,andbelongtotheJacobitetimes.OtherwiseIthinktheStuartswereapublicnuisancealtogether.
  ItwasinthereignofGeorgetheThirdthatEnglandlostNorthAmerica,bypersistingintaxingherwithoutherownconsent.Thatimmensecountry,madeindependentunderWASHINGTON,andlefttoitself,becametheUnitedStates;oneofthegreatestnationsoftheearth.InthesetimesinwhichIwrite,itishonourablyremarkableforprotectingitssubjects,wherevertheymaytravel,withadignityandadeterminationwhichisamodelforEngland.
  Betweenyouandme,EnglandhasratherlostgroundinthisrespectsincethedaysofOliverCromwell.
  TheUnionofGreatBritainwithIreland-whichhadbeengettingonveryillbyitself-tookplaceinthereignofGeorgetheThird,onthesecondofJuly,onethousandsevenhundredandninety-eight.
  WILLIAMTHEFOURTHsucceededGeorgetheFourth,intheyearonethousandeighthundredandthirty,andreignedsevenyears.QUEEN
  VICTORIA,hisniece,theonlychildoftheDukeofKent,thefourthsonofGeorgetheThird,cametothethroneonthetwentiethofJune,onethousandeighthundredandthirty-seven.ShewasmarriedtoPRINCEALBERTofSaxeGothaonthetenthofFebruary,onethousandeighthundredandforty.Sheisverygood,andmuchbeloved.SoIend,likethecrier,withGODSAVETHEQUEEN!