willhelpyou.Youhavefortyfrancs'worthofboxesandticketstosell,andsixtyfrancs'worthofbookstoconvertintocash.Withthatandyourworkonthepaper,youwillbemakingfourhundredandfiftyfrancseverymonth.Ifyouuseyourwits,youwillfindwaysofmakinganothertwohundredfrancsatleastamongthepublishers;theywillpayyouforreviewsandprospectuses.Butyouaremine,areyounot?I
  cancountuponyou."
  LuciensqueezedFinot'shandintransportsofjoywhichnowordscanexpress.
  "Don'tletanyoneseethatanythinghaspassedbetweenus,"saidFinotinhisear,andheflungopenadoorofaroomintheroofattheendofalongpassageonthefifthfloor.
  Atablecoveredwithagreenclothwasdrawnuptoablazingfire,andseatedinvariouschairsandloungesLuciendiscoveredLousteau,FelicienVernou,HectorMerlin,andtwoothersunknowntohim,alllaughingorsmoking.Arealinkstand,fullofinkthistime,stoodonthetableamongagreatlitterofpapers;whileacollectionofpens,theworseforwear,butstillserviceableforjournalists,toldthenewcontributorveryplainlythatthemightyenterprisewascarriedoninthisapartment.
  "Gentlemen,"saidFinot,"theobjectofthisgatheringistheinstallationofourfriendLousteauinmyplaceaseditorofthenewspaperwhichIamcompelledtorelinquish.ButalthoughmyopinionswillnecessarilyundergoatransformationwhenIaccepttheeditorshipofareviewofwhichthepoliticsareknowntoyou,myCONVICTIONS
  remainthesame,andweshallbefriendsasbefore.Iamquiteatyourservice,andyoulikewisewillbereadytodoanythingforme.
  Circumstanceschange;principlesarefixed.Principlesarethepivotonwhichthehandsofthepoliticalbarometerturn."
  Therewasaninstantshoutoflaughter.
  "Whoputthatintoyourmouth?"askedLousteau.
  "Blondet!"saidFinot.
  "Windy,showery,stormy,settledfair,"saidMerlin;"wewillallrowinthesameboat."
  "Inshort,"continuedFinot,"nottomuddleourwitswithmetaphors,anyonewhohasanarticleortwoformewillalwaysfindFinot——Thisgentleman,"turningtoLucien,"willbeoneofyou——Ihavearrangedwithhim,Lousteau."
  EveryonecongratulatedFinotonhisadvanceandnewprospects.
  "Sothereyouare,mountedonourshoulders,"saidacontributorwhomLuciendidnotknow."YouwillbetheJanusofJournal——"
  "Solongasheisn'ttheJanot,"putinVernou.
  "Areyougoingtoallowustomakeattacksonourbetesnoires?"
  "Anyoneyoulike."
  "Ah,yes!"saidLousteau;"butthepapermustkeeponitslines.M.
  Chateletisverywroth;weshallnotlethimoffforaweekyet."
  "Whathashappened?"askedLucien.
  "Hecameheretoaskforanexplanation,"saidVernou."TheImperialbuckfoundoldGiroudeauathome;andoldGiroudeautoldhim,withallthecoolnessintheworld,thatPhilippeBridauwrotethearticle.
  PhilippeaskedtheBarontomentionthetimeandtheweapons,andthereitended.WeareengagedatthismomentinofferingexcusestotheBaroninto-morrow'sissue.Everyphraseisastabforhim."
  "Keepyourteethinhimandhewillcomeroundtome,"saidFinot;
  "anditwilllookasifIwereobliginghimbyappeasingyou.HecansayawordtotheMinistry,andwecangetsomethingorotheroutofhim——anassistantschoolmaster'splace,oratobacconist'slicense.Itisaluckythingforusthatweflickedhimontheraw.DoesanybodyherecaretotakeaseriousarticleonNathanformynewpaper?"
  "GiveittoLucien,"saidLousteau."HectorandVernouwillwritearticlesintheirpapersatthesametime."
  "Good-day,gentlemen;weshallmeeteachotherfacetofaceatBarbin's,"saidFinot,laughing.
  Lucienreceivedsomecongratulationsonhisadmissiontothemightyarmyofjournalists,andLousteauexplainedthattheycouldbesureofhim."LucienwantsyoualltosupinabodyatthehouseofthefairCoralie."
  "CoralieisgoingonattheGymnase,"saidLucien.
  "Verywell,gentlemen;itisunderstoodthatwepushCoralie,eh?Putafewlinesabouthernewengagementinyourpapers,andsaysomethingabouthertalent.CreditthemanagementoftheGymnasewithtackanddiscernment;willitdotosayintelligence?"
  "Yes,sayintelligence,"saidMerlin;"FrederichassomethingofScribe's."
  "Oh!Well,then,themanageroftheGymnaseisthemostperspicaciousandfar-sightedofmenofbusiness,"saidVernou.
  "Lookhere!don'twriteyourarticlesonNathanuntilwehavecometoanunderstanding;youshallhearwhy,"saidEtienneLousteau."Weoughttodosomethingforournewcomrade.Lucienherehastwobookstobringout——avolumeofsonnetsandanovel.Thepoweroftheparagraphshouldmakehimagreatpoetdueinthreemonths;andwewillmakeuseofhissonnetsMargueritesisthetitletorundownodes,ballads,andreveries,andalltheRomanticpoetry."
  "Itwouldbeadrollthingifthesonnetswerenogoodafterall,"
  saidVernou——"Whatdoyouyourselfthinkofyoursonnets,Lucien?"
  "Yes,whatdoyouthinkofthem?"askedoneofthetwowhomLuciendidnotknow.
  "Theyareallright,gentlemen;Igiveyoumyword,"saidLousteau.
  "Verywell,thatwilldoforme,"saidVernou;"Iwillheaveyourbookatthepoetsofthesacristy;Iamtiredofthem."
  "IfDauriatdeclinestotaketheMargueritesthisevening,wewillattackhimbypitchingintoNathan."
  "ButwhatwillNathansay?"criedLucien.
  Hisfivecolleaguesburstoutlaughing.
  "Oh!hewillbedelighted,"saidVernou."Youwillseehowwemanagethesethings."
  "Soheisoneofus?"saidoneofthetwojournalists.
  "Yes,yes,Frederic;notricks——Weareallworkingforyou,Lucien,yousee;youmuststandbyuswhenyourturncomes.WeareallfriendsofNathan's,andweareattackinghim.Now,letusdivideAlexander'sempire——Frederic,willyoutaketheFrancaisandtheOdeon?"
  "Ifthesegentlemenarewilling,"returnedthepersonaddressedasFrederic.Theothersnoddedassent,butLuciensawagleamofjealousyhereandthere.
  "IamkeepingtheOpera,theItaliens,andtheOpera-Comique,"putinVernou.
  "Andhowaboutme?AmItohavenotheatresatall?"askedthesecondstranger.
  "Ohwell,HectorcanletyouhavetheVarietes,andLuciencanspareyouthePorteSaint-Martin——LethimhavethePorteSaint-Martin,Lucien,heiswildaboutFannyBeaupre;andyoucantaketheCirque-
  Olympiqueinexchange.IshallhaveBobinoandtheFunambulesandMadameSaqui.Now,whathaveweforto-morrow?"
  "Nothing."
  "Nothing?"
  "Nothing."
  "Gentlemen,bebrilliantformyfirstnumber.TheBaronduChateletandhiscuttlefishbonewillnotlastforaweek,andthewriterofLeSolitaireiswornout."
  "And'Sosthenes-Demosthenes'isstaletoo,"saidVernou;"everybodyhastakenitup."
  "Thefactis,wewantanewsetofninepins,"saidFrederic.
  "SupposethatwetakethevirtuousrepresentativesoftheRight?"
  suggestedLousteau."WemightsaythatM.deBonaldhassweatyfeet."
  "LetusbeginaseriesofsketchesofMinisterialistorators,"
  suggestedHectorMerlin.
  "Youdothat,youngster;youknowthem;theyareyourownparty,"saidLousteau;"youcouldindulgeanylittleprivategrudgesofyourown.
  PitchintoBeugnotandSyrieysdeMayrinhacandtherest.Youmighthavethesketchesreadyinadvance,andweshallhavesomethingtofallbackupon."
  "Howifweinventedoneortwocasesofrefusalofburialwithaggravatingcircumstances?"askedHector.
  "DonotfollowinthetracksofthebigConstitutionalpapers;theyhavepigeon-holesfullofecclesiasticalcanards,"retortedVernou.
  "Canards?"repeatedLucien.
  "Thatisourwordforascrapoffictiontoldfortrue,putintoenliventhecolumnofmorningnewswhenitisflat.WeowethediscoverytoBenjaminFranklin,theinventorofthelightningconductorandtherepublic.ThatjournalistcompletelydeceivedtheEncyclopaedistsbyhistransatlanticcanards.RaynalgivestwoofthemforfactsinhisHistoirephilosophiquedesIndes."
  "Ididnotknowthat,"saidVernou."Whatwerethestories?"
  "OnewasataleaboutanEnglishmanandanegresswhohelpedhimtoescape;hesoldthewomanforaslaveaftergettingherwithchildhimselftoenhancehervalue.Theotherwastheeloquentdefenceofayoungwomanbroughtbeforetheauthoritiesforbearingachildoutofwedlock.FranklinownedtothefraudinNecker'shousewhenhecametoParis,muchtotheconfusionofFrenchphilosophism.BeholdhowtheNewWorldtwicesetabadexampletotheOld!"
  "Injournalism,"saidLousteau,"everythingthatisprobableistrue.
  Thatisanaxiom."
  "Criminalprocedureisbasedonthesamerule,"saidVernou.
  "Verywell,wemeethereatnineo'clock,"andwiththattheyrose,andthesittingbrokeupwiththemostaffectingdemonstrationsofintimacyandgood-will.
  "WhathaveyoudonetoFinot,Lucien,thatheshouldmakeaspecialarrangementwithyou?Youaretheonlyonethathehasboundtohimself,"saidEtienneLousteau,astheycamedownstairs.
  "I?Nothing.Itwashisownproposal,"saidLucien.
  "Asamatteroffact,ifyoushouldmakeyourowntermswithhim,I
  shouldbedelighted;weshould,bothofus,bethebetterforit."
  OnthegroundfloortheyfoundFinot.HesteppedacrosstoLousteauandaskedhimintotheso-calledprivateoffice.GiroudeauimmediatelyputacoupleofstampedagreementsbeforeLucien.
  "Signyouragreement,"hesaid,"andtheneweditorwillthinkthewholethingwasarrangedyesterday."
  Lucien,readingthedocument,overheardfragmentsofatolerablywarmdisputewithinastothelineofconductandprofitsofthepaper.
  EtienneLousteauwantedhisshareoftheblackmailleviedbyGiroudeau;and,inallprobability,thematterwascompromised,forthepaircameoutperfectlygoodfriends.
  "WewillmeetatDauriat's,Lucien,intheWoodenGalleriesateighto'clock,"saidEtienneLousteau.
  Ayoungmanappeared,meanwhile,insearchofemployment,wearingthesamenervousshylookwithwhichLucienhimselfhadcometotheofficesoshortawhileago;andinhissecretsoulLucienfeltamusedashewatchedGiroudeauplayingoffthesametacticswithwhichtheoldcampaignerhadpreviouslyfoiledhim.Self-interestopenedhiseyestothenecessityofthemanoeuvreswhichraisedwell-nighinsurmountablebarriersbetweenbeginnersandtheupperroomwheretheelectweregatheredtogether.
  "Contributorsdon'tgetverymuchasitis,"hesaid,addressingGiroudeau.
  "Ifthereweremoreofyou,therewouldbesomuchless,"retortedthecaptain."Sothere!"
  Theoldcampaignerswunghisloadedcane,andwentdowncoughingasusual.OutinthestreethewasamazedtoseeahandsomecarriagewaitingontheboulevardforLucien.
  "YOUarethearmynowadays,"hesaid,"andwearethecivilians."
  "Uponmyword,"saidLucien,ashedroveawaywithCoralie,"theseyoungwritersseemtometobethebestfellowsalive.HereamIajournalist,sureofmakingsixhundredfrancsamonthifIworklikeahorse.ButIshallfindapublisherformytwobooks,andIwillwriteothers;formyfriendswillinsureasuccess.Andso,Coralie,'voguelegalere!'asyousay."
  "Youwillmakeyourway,dearboy;butyoumustnotbeasgood-naturedasyouaregood-looking;itwouldbetheruinofyou.Beill-natured,thatistheproperthing."
  CoralieandLuciendroveintheBoisdeBoulogne,andagaintheymettheMarquised'Espard,Mme.deBargetonandtheBaronduChatelet.
  Mme.deBargetongaveLucienalanguishingglancewhichmightbetakenasagreeting.Camusothadorderedthebestpossibledinner;andCoralie,feelingthatshewasridofheradorer,wasmorecharmingtothepoorsilk-mercerthanshehadeverbeeninthefourteenmonthsduringwhichtheirconnectionlasted;hehadneverseenhersokindly,soenchantinglylovely.
  "Come,"hethought,"letuskeepnearheranyhow!"
  Inconsequence,Camusotmadesecretovertures.HepromisedCoralieanincomeofsixthousandlivres;hewouldtransferthestockinthefundsintohernamehiswifeknewnothingabouttheinvestmentifonlyshewouldconsenttobehismistressstill.Hewouldshuthiseyestoherlover.
  "Andbetraysuchanangel?Why,justlookathim,youoldfossil,andlookatyourself!"andhereyesturnedtoherpoet.
  CamusothadpressedLucientodrinktillthepoet'sheadwasrathercloudy.
  Therewasnohelpforit;Camusotmadeuphismindtowaittillsheerwantshouldgivehimthiswomanasecondtime.
  "ThenIcanonlybeyourfriend,"hesaid,ashekissedherontheforehead.
  LucienwentfromCoralieandCamusottotheWoodenGalleries.WhatachangehadbeenwroughtinhismindbyhisinitiationintoJournalism!
  Hemixedfearlesslynowwiththecrowdwhichsurgedtoandfrointhebuildings;heevenswaggeredalittlebecausehehadamistress;andhewalkedintoDauriat'sshopinanoffhandmannerbecausehewasajournalist.
  Hefoundhimselfamongdistinguishedmen;gaveahandtoBlondetandNathanandFinot,andtoallthecoteriewithwhomhehadbeenfraternizingforaweek.Hewasapersonage,hethought,andheflatteredhimselfthathesurpassedhiscomrades.Thatlittleflickofthewinedidhimadmirableservice;hewaswitty,heshowedthathecould"howlwiththewolves."
  Andyet,thetacitapproval,thepraisesspokenandunspokenonwhichhehadcounted,werenotforthcoming.Henoticedthefirststirringsofjealousyamongagroup,lesscurious,perhaps,thananxioustoknowtheplacewhichthisnewcomermighttake,andtheexactportionofthesum-totalofprofitswhichhewouldprobablysecureandswallow.
  Lucienonlysawsmilesontwofaces——Finot,whoregardedhimasaminetobeexploited,andLousteau,whoconsideredthathehadproprietaryrightsinthepoet,lookedgladtoseehim.Lousteauhadbegunalreadytoassumetheairsofaneditor;hetappedsharplyonthewindow-panesofDauriat'sprivateoffice.
  "Onemoment,myfriend,"criedavoicewithinasthepublisher'sfaceappearedabovethegreencurtains.
  Themomentlastedanhour,andfinallyLucienandEtiennewereadmittedintothesanctum.
  "Well,haveyouthoughtoverourfriend'sproposal?"askedEtienneLousteau,nowaneditor.
  "Tobesure,"saidDauriat,lollinglikeasultaninhischair."I
  havereadthevolume.AndIsubmittedittoamanoftaste,agoodjudge;forIdon'tpretendtounderstandthesethingsmyself.I
  myself,myfriend,buyreputationsready-made,astheEnglishmanboughthisloveaffairs——Youareasgreatasapoetasyouarehandsomeasaman,myboy,"pronouncedDauriat."UponmywordandhonorIdon'ttellyouthatasapublisher,mind,yoursonnetsaremagnificent;nosignofeffortaboutthem,asisnaturalwhenamanwriteswithinspirationandverve.Youknowyourcraft,infact,oneofthegoodpointsofthenewschool.YourvolumeofMargueritesisafinebook,butthereisnobusinessinit,anditisnotworthmywhiletomeddlewithanythingbutaverybigaffair.Inconscience,I
  won'ttakeyoursonnets.Itwouldbeimpossibletopushthem;thereisnotenoughinthethingtopaytheexpensesofabigsuccess.Youwillnotkeeptopoetrybesides;thisbookofyourswillbeyourfirstandlastattemptofthekind.Youareyoung;youbringmetheeverlastingvolumeofearlyversewhicheverymanofletterswriteswhenheleavesschool,hethinksalotofitatthetime,andlaughsatitlateron.
  Lousteau,yourfriend,hasapoemputawaysomewhereamonghisoldsocks,I'llwarrant.Haven'tyouapoemthatyouthoughtagooddealofonce,Lousteau?"inquiredDauriat,withaknowingglanceattheother.
  "HowshouldIbewritingproseotherwise,eh?"askedLousteau.
  "There,yousee!Hehasneversaidawordtomeaboutit,forourfriendunderstandsbusinessandthetrade,"continuedDauriat."Formethequestionisnotwhetheryouareagreatpoet,Iknowthat,"headded,strokingdownLucien'spride;"youhaveagreatdeal,averygreatdealofmerit;ifIwereonlyjuststartinginbusiness,I
  shouldmakethemistakeofpublishingyourbook.Butinthefirstplace,mysleepingpartnersandthoseatthebackofmearecuttingoffmysupplies;Idroppedtwentythousandfrancsoverpoetrylastyear,andthatisenoughforthem;theywillnothearofanymorejustnow,andtheyaremymasters.Nevertheless,thatisnotthequestion.
  Iadmitthatyoumaybeagreatpoet,butwillyoubeaprolificwriter?Willyouhatchsonnetsregularly?Willyourunintotenvolumes?Istherebusinessinit?Ofcoursenot.Youwillbeadelightfulprosewriter;youhavetoomuchsensetospoilyourstylewithtaggingrhymestogether.Youhaveachancetomakethirtythousandfrancsperannumbywritingforthepapers,andyouwillnotexchangethatchanceforthreethousandfrancsmadewithdifficultybyyourhemistichesandstrophesandtomfoolery——"
  "Youknowthatheisonthepaper,Dauriat?"putinLousteau.
  "Yes,"Dauriatanswered."Yes,Isawhisarticle,andinhisowninterestsIdeclinetheMarguerites.Yes,sir,insixmonths'timeI
  shallhavepaidyoumoremoneyforthearticlesthatIshallaskyoutowritethanforyourpoetrythatwillnotsell."
  "Andfame?"saidLucien.
  DauriatandLousteaulaughed.
  "Ohdear!"saidLousteau,"therebeillusionsleft."
  "Famemeanstenyearsofstickingtowork,andahundredthousandfrancslostormadeinthepublishingtrade.Ifyoufindanybodymadenoughtoprintyourpoetryforyou,youwillfeelsomerespectformeinanothertwelvemonth,whenyouhavehadtimetoseetheoutcomeofthetransaction"
  "Haveyouthemanuscripthere?"Lucienaskedcoldly.
  "Hereitis,myfriend,"saidDauriat.Thepublisher'smannertowardsLucienhadsweetenedsingularly.
  Lucientookuptherollwithoutlookingatthestring,sosurehefeltthatDauriathadreadhisMarguerites.HewentoutwithLousteau,seeminglyneitherdisconcertednordissatisfied.Dauriatwentwiththemintotheshop,talkingofhisnewspaperandLousteau'sdaily,whileLucienplayedwiththemanuscriptoftheMarguerites.
  "DoyousupposethatDauriathasreadyoursonnetsorsentthemtoanyoneelse?"EtienneLousteausnatchedanopportunitytowhisper.
  "Yes,"saidLucien.
  "Lookatthestring."Lucienlookeddownattheblotofink,andsawthatthemarkonthestringstillcoincided;heturnedwhitewithrage.
  "Whichofthesonnetswasitthatyouparticularlyliked?"heasked,turningtothepublisher.
  "Theyareallofthemremarkable,myfriend;butthesonnetontheMargueriteisdelightful,theclosingthoughtisfine,andexquisitelyexpressed.Ifeltsurefromthatsonnetthatyourproseworkwouldcommandasuccess,andIspoketoFinotaboutyouatonce.Writearticlesforus,andwewillpayyouwellforthem.Fameisaveryfinething,yousee,butdon'tforgetthepracticalandsolid,andtakeeverychancethatturnsup.Whenyouhavemademoney,youcanwritepoetry."
  Thepoetdashedoutoftheshoptoavoidanexplosion.Hewasfurious.
  Lousteaufollowed.
  "Well,myboy,praykeepcool.Takemenastheyare——formeanstoanend.Doyouwishforrevenge?"
  "Atanyprice,"mutteredthepoet.
  "HereisacopyofNathan'sbook.Dauriathasjustgivenittome.Thesecondeditioniscomingoutto-morrow;readthebookagain,andknockoffanarticledemolishingit.FelicienVernoucannotendureNathan,forhethinksthatNathan'ssuccesswillinjurehisownforthcomingbook.Itisacrazewiththeselittlemindstofancythatthereisnotroomfortwosuccessesunderthesun;sohewillseethatyourarticlefindsaplaceinthebigpaperforwhichhewrites."
  "Butwhatistheretobesaidagainstthebook;itisgoodwork!"
  criedLucien.
  "Oh,Isay!youmustlearnyourtrade,"saidLousteau,laughing.
  "Giventhatthebookwasamasterpiece,underthestrokeofyourpenitmustturntodulltrash,dangerousandunwholesomestuff."
  "Buthow?"
  "Youturnallthegoodpointsintobadones."
  "Iamincapableofsuchajuggler'sfeat."
  "Mydearboy,ajournalistisajuggler;amanmustmakeuphismindtothedrawbacksofthecalling.Lookhere!Iamnotabadfellow;
  thisistheway_I_shouldsettoworkmyself.Attention!Youmightbeginbypraisingthebook,andamuseyourselfawhilebysayingwhatyoureallythink.'Good,'saysthereader,'thiscriticisnotjealous;hewillbeimpartial,nodoubt,'andfromthatpointyourpublicwillthinkthatyourcriticismisapieceofconscientiouswork.Then,whenyouhavewonyourreader'sconfidence,youwillregretthatyoumustblamethetendencyandinfluenceofsuchworkuponFrenchliterature.'DoesnotFrance,'youwillsay,'swaythewholeintellectualworld?FrenchwritershavekeptEuropeinthepathofanalysisandphilosophicalcriticismfromagetoagebytheirpowerfulstyleandtheoriginalturngivenbythemtoideas.'Here,forthebenefitofthephilistine,insertapanegyriconVoltaire,Rousseau,Diderot,Montesquieu,andBuffon.HoldforthupontheinexorableFrenchlanguage;showhowitspreadsavarnish,asitwere,overthought.Letfallafewaphorisms,suchas——'AgreatwriterinFranceisinvariablyagreatman;hewritesinalanguagewhichcompelshimtothink;itisotherwiseinothercountries'——andsoon,andsoon.Then,toproveyourcase,drawacomparisonbetweenRabener,theGermansatiricalmoralist,andLaBruyere.Nothinggivesacriticsuchanairasanapparentfamiliaritywithforeignliterature.KantisCousin'spedestal.
  "OnceonthatgroundyoubringoutawordwhichsumsuptheFrenchmenofgeniusoftheeighteenthcenturyforthebenefitofsimpletons——youcallthatliteraturethe'literatureofideas.'Armedwiththisexpression,youflingallthemightydeadattheheadsoftheillustriousliving.Youexplainthatinthepresentdayanewformofliteraturehassprungup;thatdialoguetheeasiestformofwriting
  isoverdone,anddescriptiondispenseswithanyneedforthinkingonthepartoftheauthororreader.YoubringupthefictionofVoltaire,Diderot,Sterne,andLeSage,sotrenchant,socompactofthestuffoflife;andturnfromthemtothemodernnovel,composedofsceneryandword-picturesandmetaphorandthedramaticsituations,ofwhichScottisfull.Inventionmaybedisplayedinsuchwork,butthereisnoroomforanythingelse.'TheromanceafterthemannerofScottisamerepassingfashioninliterature,'youwillsay,andfulminateagainstthefatalwayinwhichideasaredilutedandbeatenthin;cryoutagainstastylewithinthereachofanyintellect,foranyonecancommenceauthoratsmallexpenseinawayofliterature,whichyoucannicknamethe'literatureofimagery.'
  "ThenyoufalluponNathanwithyourargument,andestablishitbeyoundcavilthatheisamereimitatorwithanappearanceofgenius.
  Theconcisegrandstyleoftheeighteenthcenturyislacking;youshowthattheauthorsubstituteseventsforsentiments.Actionandstirisnotlife;hegivesyoupictures,butnoideas.
  "Comeoutwithsuchphrases,andpeoplewilltakethemup——Inspiteofthemeritsofthework,itseemstoyoutobeadangerous,nay,afatalprecedent.ItthrowsopenthegatesofthetempleofFametothecrowd;andinthedistanceyoudescryalegionofpettyauthorshasteningtoimitatethisnovelandeasystyleofwriting.
  "Hereyoulaunchoutintoresoundinglamentationsoverthedecadenceanddeclineoftaste,andslipineulogiesofMessieursEtienneJouy,Tissot,Gosse,Duval,Jay,BenjaminConstant,Aignan,Baour-Lormian,Villemain,andthewholeLiberal-BonapartistchoruswhopatronizeVernou'spaper.NextyoudrawapictureofthatgloriousphalanxofwritersrepellingtheinvasionoftheRomantics;thesearetheupholdersofideasandstyleasagainstmetaphorandbalderdash;themodernrepresentativesoftheschoolofVoltaireasopposedtotheEnglishandGermanschools,evenastheseventeenheroicdeputiesoftheLeftfoughtthebattleforthenationagainsttheUltrasoftheRight.
  "Andthen,undercoverofnamesrespectedbytheimmensemajorityofFrenchmenwhowillalwaysbeagainsttheGovernment,youcancrushNathan;foralthoughhisworkisfarabovetheaverage,itconfirmsthebourgeoistasteforliteraturewithoutideas.Andafterthat,youunderstand,itisnolongeraquestionofNathanandhisbook,butofFranceandthegloryofFrance.Itisthedutyofallhonestandcourageouspenstomakestrenuousoppositiontotheseforeignimportations.Andwiththatyouflatteryourreaders.ShrewdFrenchmother-witisnoteasilycaughtnapping.Ifpublishers,bywayswhichyoudonotchoosetospecify,havestolenasuccess,thereadingpublicverysoonjudgesforitself,andcorrectsthemistakesmadebysomefivehundredfools,whoalwaysrushtothefore.
  "Saythatthepublisherwhosoldafirsteditionofthebookisaudaciousindeedtoissueasecond,andexpressregretthatsocleveramandoesnotknowthetasteofthecountrybetter.Thereisthegistofit.Justasprinkleofthesaltofwitandadashofvinegartobringouttheflavor,andDauriatwillbedonetoaturn.ButmindthatyouendwithseemingtopityNathanforamistake,andspeakofhimasofamanfromwhomcontemporaryliteraturemaylookforgreatthingsifherenouncestheseways."
  LucienwasamazedatthistalkfromLousteau.Asthejournalistspoke,thescalesfellfromhiseyes;hebeheldnewtruthsofwhichhehadneverbeforecaughtsomuchasaglimpse.
  "Butallthisthatyouaresayingisquitetrueandjust,"saidhe.
  "Ifitwerenot,howcouldyoumakeittellagainstNathan'sbook?"
  askedLousteau."Thatisthefirstmannerofdemolishingabook,myboy;itisthepickaxestyleofcriticism.Butthereareplentyofotherways.Youreducationwillcompleteitselfintime.Whenyouareabsolutelyobligedtospeakofamanwhomyoudonotlike,forproprietorsandeditorsaresometimesundercompulsion,youbringoutaneutralspecialarticle.Youputthetitleofthebookattheheadofit,andbeginwithgeneralremarks,ontheGreeksandtheRomansifyoulike,andwindupwith——'andthisbringsustoMr.So-and-so'sbook,whichwillformthesubjectofasecondarticle.'Thesecondarticleneverappears,andinthiswayyousnuffoutthebookbetweentwopromises.Butinthiscaseyouarewritingdown,notNathan,butDauriat;heneedsthepickaxestyle.Ifthebookisreallygood,thepickaxedoesnoharm;butitgoestothecoreofitifitisbad.Inthefirstcase,noonebutthepublisherisanytheworse;inthesecond,youdothepublicaservice.Bothmethods,moreover,areequallyserviceableinpoliticalcriticism."
  EtienneLousteau'scruellessonopeneduppossibilitiesforLucien'simagination.Heunderstoodthiscrafttoadmiration.
  "Letusgototheoffice,"saidLousteau;"weshallfindourfriendsthere,andwewillagreeamongourselvestochargeatNathan;theywilllaugh,youwillsee."
  ArrivedintheRueSaint-Fiacre,theywentuptotheroomintheroofwherethepaperwasmadeup,andLucienwassurprisedandgratifiednolesstoseethealacritywithwhichhiscomradesproceededtodemolishNathan'sbook.HectorMerlintookupapieceofpaperandwroteafewlinesforhisownnewspaper——
  "AsecondeditionofM.Nathan'sbookisannounced.Wehadintendedtokeepsilencewithregardtothatwork,butitsapparentsuccessobligesustopublishanarticle,notsomuchuponthebookitselfasuponcertaintendenciesofthenewschoolofliterature."
  Attheheadofthe"Facetiae"inthemorning'spaper,Lousteauinsertedthefollowingnote:——
  "M.DauriatisbringingoutasecondeditionofM.Nathan'sbook.
  Evidentlyhedoesnotknowthelegalmaxim,Nonbisinidem.Allhonortorashcourage."
  Lousteau'swordshadbeenlikeatorchforburning;Lucien'shotdesiretoberevengedonDauriattooktheplaceofconscienceandinspiration.ForthreedaysheneverleftCoralie'sroom;hesatatworkbythefire,waiteduponbyBerenice;petted,inmomentsofweariness,bythesilentandattentiveCoralie;till,attheendofthattime,hehadmadeafaircopyofaboutthreecolumnsofcriticism,andanastonishinglygoodpieceofwork.
  Itwasnineo'clockintheeveningwhenheranroundtotheoffice,foundhisassociates,andreadoverhisworktoanattentiveaudience.
  Feliciensaidnotasyllable.Hetookupthemanuscript,andmadeoffwithitpell-melldownthestaircase.
  "Whathascometohim?"criedLucien.
  "Hehastakenyourarticlestraighttotheprinter,"saidHectorMerlin."'Tisamasterpiece;notalinetoadd,norawordtotakeout."
  "Therewasnoneedtodomorethanshowyoutheway,"saidLousteau.
  "IshouldliketoseeNathan'sfacewhenhereadsthisto-morrow,"
  saidanothercontributor,beamingwithgentlesatisfaction.
  "Itisaswelltohaveyouforafriend,"remarkedHectorMerlin.
  "Thenitwilldo?"Lucienaskedquickly.
  "BlondetandVignonwillfeelbad,"saidLousteau.
  "HereisashortarticlewhichIhaveknockedtogetherforyou,"beganLucien;"ifittakes,Icouldwriteyouaseries."
  "Readitover,"saidLousteau,andLucienreadthefirstofthedelightfulshortpaperswhichmadethefortuneofthelittlenewspaper;aseriesofsketchesofParislife,aportrait,atype,anordinaryevent,orsomeoftheodditiesofthegreatcity.Thisspecimen——"TheManintheStreet"——waswritteninawaythatwasfreshandoriginal;thethoughtswerestruckoutbytheshockofthewords,thesoundingringoftheadverbsandadjectivescaughtthereader'sear.ThepaperwasasdifferentfromtheseriousandprofoundarticleonNathanastheLettrespersanesfromtheEspritdeslois.
  "Youareabornjournalist,"saidLousteau."Itshallgointo-morrow.
  Doasmuchofthissortofthingasyoulike."
  "Ah,bytheby,"saidMerlin,"Dauriatisfuriousaboutthosetwobombshellshurledintohismagazine.Ihavejustcomefromhim.Hewashurlingimprecations,andinsucharagewithFinot,whotoldhimthathehadsoldhispapertoyou.Asforme,Itookhimasideandjustsaidawordinhisear.'TheMargueriteswillcostyoudear,'Itoldhim.'Amanoftalentcomestoyou,youturnthecoldshoulderonhim,andsendhimintothearmsofthenewspapers.'"