Lucien,followinghisfriend,wentsuddenlyoutofthelightedcorridorintotheblackdarknessofthepassagebetweenthehouseandthewings.Ashortflightofdampstepssurmounted,oneofthestrangestofallspectaclesopenedoutbeforetheprovincialpoet'seyes.Theheightoftheroof,theslendernessoftheprops,theladdershungwithArgandlamps,theatrociousuglinessofscenerybeheldatclosequarters,thethickpaintontheactors'faces,andtheiroutlandishcostumes,madeofsuchcoarsematerials,thestagecarpentersingreasyjackets,thefiremen,thestagemanagerstruttingaboutwithhishatonhishead,thesupernumerariessittingamongthehangingback-scenes,theropesandpulleys,theheterogeneouscollectionofabsurdities,shabby,dirty,hideous,andgaudy,wassomethingsoaltogetherdifferentfromthestageseenoverthefootlights,thatLucien'sastonishmentknewnobounds.Thecurtainwasjustabouttofallonagoodold-fashionedmelodramaentitledBertram,aplayadaptedfromatragedybyMaturinwhichCharlesNodier,togetherwithByronandSirWalterScott,heldinthehighestesteem,thoughtheplaywasafailureonthestageinParis.
"Keepatightholdofmyarm,unlessyouhaveamindtofallthroughatrap-door,orbringdownaforestonyourhead;youwillpulldownapalace,orcarryoffacottage,ifyouarenotcareful,"saidEtienne——
"IsFlorineinherdressing-room,mypet?"headded,addressinganactresswhostoodwaitingforhercue.
"Yes,love.Thankyouforthethingsyousaidaboutme.YouaresomuchnicersinceFlorinehascomehere."
"Come,don'tspoilyourentry,littleone.Quickwithyou,looksharp,andsay,'Stop,wretchedman!'nicely,fortherearetwothousandfrancsoftakings."
Lucienwasstruckwithamazementwhenthegirl'swholefacesuddenlychanged,andsheshrieked,"Stop,wretchedman!"acrythatfrozethebloodinyourveins.Shewasnolongerthesamecreature.
"Sothisisthestage,"hesaidtoLousteau.
"Itislikethebookseller'sshopintheWoodenGalleries,oraliterarypaper,"saidEtienneLousteau;"itisakitchen,neithermorenorless."
Nathanappearedatthismoment.
"Whatbringsyouhere?"inquiredLousteau.
"Why,IamdoingtheminortheatresfortheGazetteuntilsomethingbetterturnsup."
"Oh!cometosupperwithusthisevening;speakwellofFlorine,andI
willdoasmuchforyou."
"Verymuchatyourservice,"returnedNathan.
"Youknow;sheislivingintheRueduBondynow."
"Lousteau,dearboy,whoisthehandsomeyoungmanthatyouhavebroughtwithyou?"askedtheactress,nowreturnedtothewings.
"Agreatpoet,dear,thatwillhaveafamousnameoneofthesedays——
M.Nathan,ImustintroduceM.LuciendeRubempretoyou,asyouaretomeetagainatsupper."
"Youhaveagoodname,monsieur,"saidNathan.
"Lucien,M.RaoulNathan,"continuedEtienne.
"Ireadyourbooktwodaysago;and,uponmyword,Icannotunderstandhowyou,whohavewrittensuchabook,andsuchpoetry,canbesohumbletoajournalist."
"Waittillyourfirstbookcomesout,"saidNathan,andashrewdsmileflittedoverhisface.
"Isay!Isay!hereareUltrasandLiberalsactuallyshakinghands!"
criedVernou,spyingthetrio.
"InthemorningIholdtheviewsofmypaper,"saidNathan,"intheeveningIthinkasIplease;alljournalistsseedoubleatnight."
FelicienVernouturnedtoLousteau.
"Finotislookingforyou,Etienne;hecamewithme,and——hereheis!"
"Ah,bytheby,thereisnotaplaceinthehouse,isthere?"askedFinot.
"Youwillalwaysfindaplaceinourhearts,"saidtheactress,withthesweetestsmileimaginable.
"Isay,mylittleFlorville,areyoucuredalreadyofyourfancy?TheytoldmethataRussianprincehadcarriedyouoff."
"Whocarriesoffwomeninthesedays"saidFlorvilleshewhohadcried,"Stop,wretchedman!"."WestayedatSaint-Mandefortendays,andmyprincegotoffwithpayingtheforfeitmoneytothemanagement.
ThemanagerwillgodownonhiskneestoprayforsomemoreRussianprinces,"Florvillecontinued,laughing;"theforfeitmoneywassomuchcleargain."
"Andasforyou,child,"saidFinot,turningtoaprettygirlinapeasant'scostume,"wheredidyoustealthesediamondear-drops?HaveyouhookedanIndianprince?"
"No,ablackingmanufacturer,anEnglishman,whohasgoneoffalready.
Itisnoteverybodywhocanfindmillionaireshopkeepers,tiredofdomesticlife,whenevertheylike,asFlorinedoesandCoralie.Aren'ttheyjustlucky?"
"Florville,youwillmakeabadentry,"saidLousteau;"theblackinghasgonetoyourhead!"
"Ifyouwantasuccess,"saidNathan,"insteadofscreaming,'Heissaved!'likeaFury,walkonquitequietly,gotothestaircase,andsay,'Heissaved,'inachestvoice,likePasta's'Opatria,'inTancreda——There,goalong!"andhepushedhertowardsthestage.
"Itistoolate,"saidVernou,"theeffecthashungfire."
"Whatdidshedo?thehouseisapplaudinglikemad,"askedLousteau.
"Wentdownonherkneesandshowedherbosom;thatishergreatresource,"saidtheblacking-maker'swidow.
"Themanagerisgivingupthestageboxtous;youwillfindmetherewhenyoucome,"saidFinot,asLousteauwalkedoffwithLucien.
Atthebackofthestage,throughalabyrinthofsceneryandcorridors,thepairclimbedseveralflightsofstairsandreachedalittleroomonathirdfloor,NathanandFelicienVernoufollowingthem.
"Good-dayorgood-night,gentlemen,"saidFlorine.Then,turningtoashort,stoutmanstandinginacorner,"Thesegentlemenaretherulersofmydestiny,"shesaid,myfutureisintheirhands;buttheywillbeunderourtableto-morrowmorning,Ihope,ifM.Lousteauhasforgottennothing——"
"Forgotten!YouaregoingtohaveBlondetoftheDebats,"saidEtienne,"thegenuineBlondet,theveryBlondet——Blondethimself,inshort."
"Oh!Lousteau,youdearboy!stop,Imustgiveyouakiss,"andsheflungherarmsaboutthejournalist'sneck.Matifat,thestoutpersoninthecorner,lookedseriousatthis.
Florinewasthin;herbeauty,likeabud,gavepromiseoftheflowertocome;thegirlofsixteencouldonlydelighttheeyesofartistswhopreferthesketchtothepicture.Allthequicksubtletyofhercharacterwasvisibleinthefeaturesofthecharmingactress,whoatthattimemighthavesatforGoethe'sMignon.Matifat,awealthydruggistoftheRuedesLombards,hadimaginedthatalittleBoulevardactresswouldhavenoveryexpensivetastes,butinelevenmonthsFlorinehadcosthimsixtythousandfrancs.NothingseemedmoreextraordinarytoLucienthanthesightofanhonestandworthymerchantstandinglikeastatueofthegodTerminusintheactress'
narrowdressing-room,atinyplacesometenfeetsquare,hungwithaprettywall-paper,andadornedwithafull-lengthmirror,asofa,andtwochairs.Therewasafireplaceinthedressing-closet,acarpetonthefloor,andcupboardsallroundtheroom.AdresserwasputtingthefinishingtouchestoaSpanishcostume;forFlorinewastotakethepartofacountessinanimbroglio.
"ThatgirlwillbethehandsomestactressinParisinfiveyears'
time,"saidNathan,turningtoFelicienVernou.
"Bytheby,darlings,youwilltakecareofmeto-morrow,won'tyou?"
saidFlorine,turningtothethreejournalists."Ihaveengagedcabsforto-night,forIamgoingtosendyouhomeastipsyasShroveTuesday.Matifathassentinwines——oh!winesworthyofLouisXVIII.,andengagedthePrussianambassador'scook."
"Weexpectsomethingenormousfromthelookofthegentleman,"
remarkedNathan.
"AndheisquiteawarethatheistreatingthemostdangerousmeninParis,"addedFlorine.
MatifatwaslookinguneasilyatLucien;hefeltjealousoftheyoungman'sgoodlooks.
"ButhereissomeonethatIdonotknow,"Florinecontinued,confrontingLucien."WhichofyouhasimportedtheApolloBelvederefromFlorence?HeisascharmingasoneofGirodet'sfigures."
"Heisapoet,mademoiselle,fromtheprovinces.Iforgottopresenthimtoyou;youaresobeautifulto-nightthatyouputtheCompleteGuidetoEtiquetteoutofaman'shead——"
"Ishesorichthathecanaffordtowritepoetry?"askedFlorine.
"PoorasJob,"saidLucien.
"Itisagreattemptationforsomeofus,"saidtheactress.
Justthentheauthoroftheplaysuddenlyentered,andLucienbeheldM.duBruel,ashort,attenuatedyoungmaninanovercoat,acompositehumanblendofthejack-in-office,theownerofhouse-property,andthestockbroker.
"Florine,child,"saidthispersonage,"areyousureofyourpart,eh?
Noslipsofmemory,youknow.Andmindthatsceneinthesecondact,maketheironytell,bringoutthatsubtletouch;say,'Idonotloveyou,'justasweagreed."
"Whydoyoutakepartsinwhichyouhavetosaysuchthings?"askedMatifat.
Thedruggist'sremarkwasreceivedwithageneralshoutoflaughter.
"Whatdoesitmattertoyou,"saidFlorine,"solongasIdon'tsaysuchthingstoyou,greatstupid?——Oh!hisstupidityisthepleasureofmylife,"shecontinued,glancingatthejournalist."Uponmyword,Iwouldpayhimsomuchforeveryblunder,ifitwouldnotbetheruinofme."
"Yes,butyouwilllookatmewhenyousayit,asyoudowhenyouarerehearsing,anditgivesmeaturn,"remonstratedthedruggist.
"Verywell,then,IwilllookatmyfriendLousteauhere."
Abellrangoutsideinthepassage.
"Goout,allofyou!"criedFlorine;"letmereadmypartoveragainandtrytounderstandit."
LucienandLousteauwerethelasttogo.LousteausetakissonFlorine'sshoulder,andLucienheardhersay,"Notto-night.
Impossible.Thatstupidoldanimaltoldhiswifethathewasgoingoutintothecountry."
"Isn'tshecharming?"saidEtienne,astheycameaway.
"But——butthatMatifat,mydearfellow——"
"Oh!youknownothingofParisianlife,myboy.Somethingscannotbehelped.Supposethatyoufellinlovewithamarriedwoman,itcomestothesamething.Italldependsonthewaythatyoulookatit."
EtienneandLucienenteredthestage-box,andfoundthemanagertherewithFinot.Matifatwasintheground-floorboxexactlyoppositewithafriendofhis,asilk-mercernamedCamusotCoralie'sprotector,andaworthylittleoldsoul,hisfather-in-law.Allthreeofthesecitymenwerepolishingtheiropera-glasses,andanxiouslyscanningthehouse;certainsymptomsinthepitappearedtodisturbthem.Theusualheterogeneousfirst-nightelementsfilledtheboxes——journalistsandtheirmistresses,lorettesandtheirlovers,asprinklingofthedeterminedplaygoerswhonevermissafirstnightiftheycanhelpit,andaveryfewpeopleoffashionwhocareforthissortofsensation.
Thefirstboxwasoccupiedbytheheadofadepartment,towhomduBruel,makerofvaudevilles,owedasnuglittlesinecureintheTreasury.
LucienhadgonefromsurprisetosurprisesincethedinneratFlicoteaux's.FortwomonthsLiteraturehadmeantalifeofpovertyandwant;inLousteau'sroomhehadseenitatitscynicalworst;intheWoodenGallerieshehadmetLiteratureabjectandLiteratureinsolent.Thesharpcontrastsofheightsanddepths;ofcompromisewithconscience;ofsupremepowerandwantofprinciple;oftreacheryandpleasure;ofmentalelevationandbondage——allthismadehisheadswim,heseemedtobewatchingsomestrangeunheard-ofdrama.
Finotwastalkingwiththemanager."DoyouthinkduBruel'spiecewillpay?"heasked.
"DuBruelhastriedtodosomethinginBeaumarchais'style.Boulevardaudiencesdon'tcareforthatkindofthing;theylikeharrowingsensations;witisnotmuchappreciatedhere.EverythingdependsonFlorineandCoralieto-night;theyarebewitchinglyprettyandgraceful,wearveryshortskirts,anddanceaSpanishdance,andpossiblytheymaycarryoffthepiecewiththepublic.Thewholeaffairisagamblingspeculation.Afewclevernoticesinthepapers,andImaymakeahundredthousandcrowns,iftheplaytakes."
"Oh!come,itwillonlybeamoderatesuccess,Icansee,"saidFinot.
"Threeofthetheatreshavegotupaplot,"continuedthemanager;
"theywillevenhissthepiece,butIhavemadearrangementstodefeattheirkindintentions.Ihavesquaredthemenintheirpay;theywillmakeamuddleofit.AcoupleofcitymenyonderhavetakenahundredticketsapiecetosecureatriumphforFlorineandCoralie,andgiventhemtoacquaintancesableandreadytoactaschuckersout.Thefellows,havingbeenpaidtwice,willgoquietly,andasceneofthatsortalwaysmakesagoodimpressiononthehouse."
"Twohundredtickets!Whatinvaluablemen!"exclaimedFinot.
"Yes.WithtwomoreactressesashandsomelykeptasFlorineandCoralie,Ishouldmakesomethingoutofthebusiness."
ForthepasttwohoursthewordmoneyhadbeensoundinginLucien'searsasthesolutionofeverydifficulty.Inthetheatreasinthepublishingtrade,andinthepublishingtradeasinthenewspaper-
office——itwaseverywherethesame;therewasnotawordofartorofglory.Thesteadybeatofthegreatpendulum,Money,seemedtofalllikehammer-strokesonhisheartandbrain.Andyetwhiletheorchestraplayedtheoverture,whilethepitwasfullofnoisytumultofapplauseandhisses,unconsciouslyhedrewacomparisonbetweenthissceneandothersthatcameupinhismind.VisionsarosebeforehimofDavidandtheprinting-office,ofthepoetrythathecametoknowinthatatmosphereofpurepeace,whentogethertheybeheldthewondersofArt,thehighsuccessesofgenius,andvisionsofgloryborneonstainlesswings.Hethoughtoftheeveningsspentwithd'Arthezandhisfriends,andtearsglitteredinhiseyes.
"Whatisthematterwithyou?"askedEtienneLousteau.
"Iseepoetryfallenintothemire."
"Ah!youhavestillsomeillusionsleft,mydearfellow."
"IstherenothingforitbuttocringeandsubmittothickheadslikeMatifatandCamusot,asactressesbowdowntojournalists,andweourselvestothebooksellers?"
"Myboy,doyouseethatdull-brainedfellow?"saidEtienne,loweringhisvoice,andglancingatFinot."Hehasneithergeniusnorcleverness,butheiscovetous;hemeanstomakeafortuneatallcosts,andheisakeenmanofbusiness.Didn'tyouseehowhemadefortypercentoutofmeatDauriat's,andtalkedasifheweredoingmeafavor?——Well,hegetslettersfromnotafewunknownmenofgeniuswhogodownontheirkneestohimforahundredfrancs."
Thewordsrecalledthepen-and-inksketchthatlayonthetableintheeditor'sofficeandthewords,"Finot,myhundredfrancs!"Lucien'sinmostsoulshrankfromthemanindisgust.
"Iwouldsoonerdie,"hesaid.
"Soonerlive,"retortedEtienne.
Thecurtainrose,andthestage-managerwentofftothewingstogiveorders.FinotturnedtoEtienne.
"Mydearfellow,Dauriathaspassedhisword;Iamproprietorofone-
thirdofhisweeklypaper.Ihaveagreedtogivethirtythousandfrancsincash,onconditionthatIamtobeeditoranddirector.'Tisasplendidthing.BlondettoldmethattheGovernmentintendstotakerestrictivemeasuresagainstthepress;therewillbenonewpapersallowed;insixmonths'timeitwillcostamillionfrancstostartanewjournal,soIstruckabargainthoughIhaveonlytenthousandfrancsinhand.Listentome.Ifyoucansellone-halfofmyshare,thatisone-sixthofthepaper,toMatifatforthirtythousandfrancs,youshallbeeditorofmylittlepaperwithasalaryoftwohundredandfiftyfrancspermonth.Iwantinanycasetohavethecontrolofmyoldpaper,andtokeepmyholduponit;butnobodyneedknowthat,andyournamewillappearaseditor.Youwillbepaidattherateoffivefrancspercolumn;youneednotpaycontributorsmorethanthreefrancs,andyoukeepthedifference.Thatmeansanotherfourhundredandfiftyfrancspermonth.But,atthesametime,Ireservetherighttousethepapertoattackordefendmenorcauses,asIplease;andyoumayindulgeyourownlikesanddislikessolongasyoudonotinterferewithmyschemes.PerhapsImaybeaMinisterialist,perhapsUltra,Idonotknowyet;butImeantokeepupmyconnectionswiththeLiberalpartybelowthesurface.Icanspeakoutwithyou;youareagoodfellow.Imight,perhaps,giveyoutheChamberstodoforanotherpaperonwhichIwork;IamafraidIcanscarcelykeeponwithitnow.SoletFlorinedothisbitofjockeying;tellhertoputthescrewonherdruggist.IfIcan'tfindthemoneywithinforty-eighthours,Imustcryoffmybargain.Dauriatsoldanotherthirdtohisprinterandpaper-dealerforthirtythousandfrancs;sohehashisownthirdgratis,andtenthousandfrancstothegood,forheonlygavefiftythousandforthewholeaffair.Andinanotheryear'stimethemagazinewillbeworthtwohundredthousandfrancs,iftheCourtbuysitup;iftheCourthasthegoodsensetosuppressnewspapers,astheysay."
"Youarelucky,"saidLousteau.
"IfyouhadgonethroughallthatIhaveendured,youwouldnotsaythatofme.Ihadmyfillofmiseryinthosedays,yousee,andtherewasnohelpforit.Myfatherisahatter;hestillkeepsashopintheRueduCoq.Nothingbutmillionsofmoneyorasocialcataclysmcanopenoutthewaytomygoal;andofthetwoalternatives,Idon'tknownowthattherevolutionisnottheeasier.IfIboreyourfriend'sname,Ishouldhaveachancetogeton.Hush,herecomesthemanager.Good-bye,"andFinotrosetohisfeet,"IamgoingtotheOpera.Ishallverylikelyhaveaduelonmyhandsto-morrow,forI
haveputmyinitialstoaterrificattackonacoupleofdancersundertheprotectionoftwoGenerals.IamgivingitthemhotandstrongattheOpera."
"Aha?"saidthemanager.
"Yes.Theyarestingywithme,"returnedFinot,"nowcuttingoffabox,andnowdecliningtotakefiftysubscriptions.Ihavesentinmyultimatum;Imeantohaveahundredsubscriptionsoutofthemandaboxfourtimesamonth.Iftheytakemyterms,Ishallhaveeighthundredreadersandathousandpayingsubscribers,soweshallhavetwelvehundredwiththeNewYear."
"Youwillendbyruiningus,"saidthemanager.
"YOUarenotmuchhurtwithyourtensubscriptions.IhadtwogoodnoticesputintotheConstitutionnel."
"Oh!Iamnotcomplainingofyou,"criedthemanager.
"Good-byetillto-morrowevening,Lousteau,"saidFinot."YoucangivemeyouranswerattheFrancais;thereisanewpieceonthere;andasIshallnotbeabletowritethenotice,youcantakemybox.Iwillgiveyoupreference;youhaveworkedyourselftodeathforme,andI
amgrateful.FelicienVernouofferedtwentythousandfrancsforathirdshareofmylittlepaper,andtoworkwithoutasalaryforatwelvemonth;butIwanttobeabsolutemaster.Good-bye."
"HeisnotnamedFinot"finaud,slyboots"fornothing,"saidLucien.
"Heisagallows-birdthatwillgetonintheworld,"saidEtienne,carelesswhetherthewilyschemeroverheardtheremarkornot,asheshutthedoorofthebox.
"HE!"saidthemanager."Hewillbeamillionaire;hewillenjoytherespectofallwhoknowhim;hemayperhapshavefriendssomeday——"
"Goodheavens!whataden!"saidLucien."Andareyougoingtodragthatexcellentcreatureintosuchabusiness?"hecontinued,lookingatFlorine,whogavethemsideglancesfromthestage.
"Shewillcarryitthroughtoo.Youdonotknowthedevotionandthewilesofthesebelovedbeings,"saidLousteau.
"Theyredeemtheirfailingsandexpiatealltheirsinsbyboundlesslove,whentheylove,"saidthemanager."Agreatloveisallthegranderinanactressbyreasonofitsviolentcontrastwithhersurroundings."
"Andhewhofindsit,findsadiamondworthyoftheproudestcrownlyinginthemud,"returnedLousteau.
"ButCoralieisnotattendingtoherpart,"remarkedthemanager.
"Coralieissmittenwithourfriendhere,allunsuspiciousofhisconquest,andCoraliewillmakeafiasco;sheismissinghercues,thisisthesecondtimeshehadnotheardtheprompter.Pray,gointothecorner,monsieur,"hecontinued."IfCoralieissmittenwithyou,Iwillgoandtellherthatyouhaveleftthehouse."
"No!no!"criedLousteau;"tellCoraliethatthisgentlemaniscomingtosupper,andthatshecandoasshelikeswithhim,andshewillplaylikeMlle.Mars."
Themanagerwent,andLucienturnedtoEtienne."What!doyoumeantosaythatyouwillaskthatdruggist,throughMlle.Florine,topaythirtythousandfrancsforone-halfashare,whenFinotgavenomoreforthewholeofit?Andaskwithouttheslightestscruple?——"
LousteauinterruptedLucienbeforehehadtimetofinishhisexpostulation."Mydearboy,whatcountrycanyoucomefrom?Thedruggistisnotaman;heisastrongboxdeliveredintoourhandsbyhisfancyforanactress."
"Howaboutyourconscience?"
"Conscience,mydearfellow,isastickwhicheveryonetakesuptobeathisneighborandnotforapplicationtohisownback.Come,now!
whothedevilareyouangrywith?Inonedaychancehasworkedamiracleforyou,amiracleforwhichIhavebeenwaitingthesetwoyears,andyoumustneedsamuseyourselfbyfindingfaultwiththemeans?What!youappeartometopossessintelligence;youseemtobeinafairwaytoreachthatfreedomfromprejudicewhichisafirstnecessitytointellectualadventurersintheworldwelivein;andareyouwallowinginscruplesworthyofanunwhoaccusesherselfofeatinganeggwithconcupiscence?IfFlorinesucceeds,Ishallbeeditorofanewspaperwithafixedsalaryoftwohundredandfiftyfrancspermonth;IshalltaketheimportantplaysandleavethevaudevillestoVernou,andyoucantakemyplaceanddotheBoulevardtheatres,andsogetafootinthestirrup.Youwillmakethreefrancspercolumnandwriteacolumnaday——thirtycolumnsamonthmeansninetyfrancs;youwillhavesomesixtyfrancsworthofbookstoselltoBarbet;andlastly,youcandemandtenticketsamonthofeachofyourtheatres——thatis,fortyticketsinall——andsellthemforfortyfrancstoaBarbetwhodealsinthemIwillintroduceyoutotheman,soyouwillhavetwohundredfrancscomingineverymonth.ThenifyoumakeyourselfusefultoFinot,youmightgetahundredfrancsforanarticleinthisnewweeklyreviewofhis,inwhichcaseyouwouldshowuncommontalent,forallthearticlesaresigned,andyoucannotputinslip-shodworkasyoucanonasmallpaper.Inthatcaseyouwouldbemakingahundredcrownsamonth.Now,mydearboy,therearemenofability,likethatpoord'Arthez,whodinesatFlicoteaux'severyday,whomaywaitfortenyearsbeforetheywillmakeahundredcrowns;andyouwillbemakingfourthousandfrancsayearbyyourpen,tosaynothingofthebooksyouwillwriteforthetrade,ifyoudoworkofthatkind.
"Now,asub-prefect'ssalaryonlyamountstoathousandcrowns,andtherehestopsinhisarrondissement,wearingawaytimeliketherungofachair.Isaynothingofthepleasureofgoingtothetheatrewithoutpayingforyourseat,forthatisadelightwhichquicklypalls;butyoucangobehindthescenesinfourtheatres.Behardandsarcasticforamonthortwo,andyouwillbesimplyoverwhelmedwithinvitationsfromactresses,andtheiradorerswillpaycourttoyou;
youwillonlydineatFlicoteaux'swhenyouhappentohavelessthanthirtysousinyourpocketandnodinnerengagement.AttheLuxembourg,atfiveo'clock,youdidnotknowwhichwaytoturn;now,youareontheeveofenteringaprivilegedclass,youwillbeoneofthehundredpersonswhotellFrancewhattothink.Inthreedays'
time,ifallgoeswell,youcan,ifyouchoose,makeaman'slifeacursetohimbyputtingthirtyjokesathisexpenseinprintattherateofthreeaday;youcan,ifyouchoose,drawarevenueofpleasurefromtheactressesatyourtheatres;youcanwreckagoodplayandsendallParisrunningafterabadone.IfDauriatdeclinestopayyouforyourMarguerites,youcanmakehimcometoyou,andmeeklyandhumblyimploreyoutotaketwothousandfrancsforthem.Ifyouhavetheability,andknockofftwoorthreearticlesthatthreatentospoilsomeofDauriat'sspeculations,ortoruinabookonwhichhecounts,youwillseehimcomeclimbingupyourstairslikeaclematis,andalwaysatthedoorofyourdwelling.Asforyournovel,thebooksellerswhowouldshowyoumoreorlesspolitelytothedooratthismomentwillbestandingoutsideyouratticinastring,andthevalueofthemanuscript,whicholdDoguereauvaluedatfourhundredfrancswillrisetofourthousand.Thesearetheadvantagesofthejournalist'sprofession.Soletusdoourbesttokeepallnewcomersoutofit.Itneedsanimmenseamountofbrainstomakeyourway,andastillgreateramountofluck.Andhereareyouquibblingoveryourgoodfortune!Ifwehadnotmetto-day,yousee,atFlicoteaux's,youmighthavedancedattendanceonthebooksellersforanotherthreeyears,orstarvedliked'Arthezinagarret.Bythetimethatd'ArthezisaslearnedasBayleandasgreatawriterofproseasRousseau,weshallhavemadeourfortunes,youandI,andweshallholdhisinourhands——wealthandfametogiveortohold.Finotwillbeadeputyandproprietorofagreatnewspaper,andweshallbewhateverwemeanttobe——peersofFrance,orprisonerfordebtinSainte-Pelagie."
"SoFinotwillsellhispapertothehighestbidderamongtheMinisters,justashesellsfavorablenoticestoMme.BastienneandrunsdownMlle.Virginie,sayingthatMme.Bastienne'sbonnetsaresuperiortothemillinerywhichtheypraisedatfirst!"saidLucien,recollectingthatsceneintheoffice.
"Mydearfellow,youareasimpleton,"Lousteauremarkeddrily."ThreeyearsagoFinotwaswalkingontheuppersofhisboots,diningforeighteensousatTabar's,andknockingoffatradesman'sprospectuswhenhecouldgetitfortenfrancs.HisclotheshungtogetherbysomemiracleasmysteriousastheImmaculateConception.NOW,Finothasapaperofhisown,worthaboutahundredthousandfrancs.Whatwithsubscriberswhopayandtakenocopies,genuinesubscriptions,andindirecttaxesleviedbyhisuncle,heismakingtwentythousandfrancsayear.Hedinesmostsumptuouslyeveryday;hehassetupacabrioletwithinthelastmonth;andnow,atlast,beholdhimtheeditorofaweeklyreviewwithasixthshare,forwhichhewillnotpayapenny,asalaryoffivehundredfrancspermonth,andanotherthousandfrancsforsupplyingmatterwhichcostshimnothing,andforwhichthefirmpays.Youyourself,tobeginwith,ifFinotconsentstopayyoufiftyfrancspersheet,willbeonlytoogladtolethimhavetwoorthreearticlesfornothing.Whenyouareinhisposition,youcanjudgeFinot;amancanonlybetriedbyhispeers.Andforyou,istherenotanimmensefutureopeningoutbeforeyou,ifyouwillblindlyministertohisenmity,attackatFinot'sbidding,andpraisewhenhegivestheword?Supposethatyouyourselfwishtoberevengeduponsomebody,youcanbreakafoeorfriendonthewheel.Youhaveonlytosaytome,'Lousteau,letusputanendtoSo-and-so,'andwewillkillhimbyaphraseputinthepapermorningbymorning;andafterwardsyoucanslaytheslainwithasolemnarticleinFinot'sweekly.Indeed,ifitisamatterofcapitalimportancetoyou,Finotwouldallowyoutobludgeonyourmaninabigpaperwithtenortwelvethousandsubscribers,IFyoumakeyourselfindispensabletoFinot."
"ThenareyousurethatFlorinecanbringherdruggisttomakethebargain?"askedLucien,dazzledbytheseprospects.
"Quitesure.Nowcomestheinterval,Iwillgoandtellhereverythingatonceinawordortwo;itwillbesettledto-night.IfFlorineoncehasherlessonbyheart,shewillhaveallmywitandherownbesides."
"Andtheresitsthathonesttradesman,gapingwithopen-mouthedadmirationatFlorine,littlesuspectingthatyouareabouttogetthirtythousandfrancsoutofhim!——"
"Moretwaddle!Anybodymightthinkthatthemanwasgoingtoberobbed!"criedLousteau."Why,mydearboy,iftheministerbuysthenewspaper,thedruggistmaymaketwentythousandfrancsinsixmonthsonaninvestmentofthirtythousand.Matifatisnotlookingatthenewspaper,butatFlorine'sprospects.AssoonasitisknownthatMatifatandCamusot——fortheywillgoshares——thatMatifatandCamusotareproprietorsofareview,thenewspaperswillbefulloffriendlynoticesofFlorineandCoralie.Florine'snamewillbemade;
shewillperhapsobtainanengagementinanothertheatrewithasalaryoftwelvethousandfrancs.Infact,Matifatwillsaveathousandfrancseverymonthindinnersandpresentstojournalists.Youknownothingofmen,norofthewaythingsaremanaged."
"Poorman!"saidLucien,"heislookingforwardtoanevening'spleasure."
"AndhewillbesawnintwowithargumentsuntilFlorineseesFinot'sreceiptforasixthshareofthepaper.Andto-morrowIshallbeeditorofFinot'spaper,andmakingathousandfrancsamonth.Theendofmytroublesisinsight!"criedFlorine'slover.
Lousteauwentout,andLuciensatlikeonebewildered,lostintheinfiniteofthought,soaringabovethiseverydayworld.IntheWoodenGallerieshehadseenthewiresbywhichthetradeinbooksismoved;
hehasseensomethingofthekitchenwheregreatreputationsaremade;
hehadbeenbehindthescenes;hehadseentheseamysideoflife,theconsciencesofmeninvolvedinthemachineryofParis,themechanismofitall.AshewatchedFlorineonthestagehealmostenviedLousteauhisgoodfortune;already,forafewmomentshehadforgottenMatifatinthebackground.Hewasnotleftaloneforlong,perhapsfornotmorethanfiveminutes,butthoseminutesseemedaneternity.
Thoughtsrosewithinhimthatsethissoulonfire,asthespectacleonthestagehadheatedhissenses.Helookedatthewomenwiththeirwantoneyes,allthebrighterfortheredpaintontheircheeks,atthegleamingbarenecks,theluxuriantformsoutlinedbythelasciviousfoldsofthebasquina,theveryshortskirts,thatdisplayedasmuchaspossibleoflimbsencasedinscarletstockingswithgreenclockstothem——adisquietingvisionforthepit.
Adoubleprocessofcorruptionwasworkingwithinhiminparallellines,liketwochannelsthatwillspreadsoonerorlaterinfloodtimeandmakeone.ThatcorruptionwaseatingintoLucien'ssoul,asheleanedbackinhiscorner,staringvacantlyatthecurtain,onearmrestingonthecrimsonvelvetcushion,andhishanddroopingovertheedge.Hefeltthefascinationofthelifethatwasofferedtohim,ofthegleamsoflightamongitsclouds;andthissomuchthemorekeenlybecauseitshoneoutlikeablazeoffireworksagainsttheblankdarknessofhisownobscure,monotonousdaysoftoil.
Suddenlyhislistlesseyesbecameawareofaburningglancethatreachedhimthrougharentinthecurtain,androusedhimfromhislethargy.ThosewereCoralie'seyesthatgloweduponhim.HeloweredhisheadandlookedacrossatCamusot,whojustthenenteredtheoppositebox.
Thatamateurwasaworthysilk-merceroftheRuedesBourdonnais,stoutandsubstantial,ajudgeinthecommercialcourt,afatheroffourchildren,andthehusbandofasecondwife.Attheageoffifty-
six,withacapofgrayhaironhishead,hehadthesmugappearanceofamanwhohashiseightythousandfrancsofincome;andhavingbeenforcedtoputupwithagooddealthathedidnotlikeinthewayofbusiness,hasfullymadeuphismindtoenjoytherestofhislife,andnottoquitthisearthuntilhehashadhisshareofcakesandale.Abrowthecoloroffreshbutterandfloridcheekslikeamonk'sjowlseemedscarcelybigenoughtocontainhisexuberantjubilation.
Camusothadlefthiswifeathome,andtheywereapplaudingCoralietotheskies.Alltherichman'scitizenvanitywassummedupandgratifiedinCoralie;inCoralie'slodginghegavehimselftheairsofagreatlordofabygoneday;now,atthismoment,hefeltthathalfofhersuccesswashis;theknowledgethathehadpaidforitconfirmedhiminthisidea.Camusot'sconductwassanctionedbythepresenceofhisfather-in-law,alittleoldfogywithpowderedhairandleeringeyes,highlyrespectednevertheless.
AgainLucienfeltdisgustrisingwithinhim.HethoughtoftheyearwhenhelovedMme.deBargetonwithanexaltedanddisinterestedlove;
andatthatthoughtlove,asapoetunderstandsit,spreaditswhitewingsabouthim;countlessmemoriesdrewacircleofdistantbluehorizonaboutthegreatmanofAngouleme,andagainhefelltodreaming.
Upwentthecurtain,andtherestoodCoralieandFlorineuponthestage.
"HeisthinkingaboutasmuchofyouasoftheGrandTurk,mydeargirl,"FlorinesaidinanasidewhileCoraliewasfinishingherspeech.
Luciencouldnothelplaughing.HelookedatCoralie.ShewasoneofthemostcharmingandcaptivatingactressesinParis,rivalingMme.
PerrinandMlle.Fleuriet,anddestinedlikewisetosharetheirfate.