Lucien,followinghisfriend,wentsuddenlyoutofthelightedcorridorintotheblackdarknessofthepassagebetweenthehouseandthewings.Ashortflightofdampstepssurmounted,oneofthestrangestofallspectaclesopenedoutbeforetheprovincialpoet'seyes.Theheightoftheroof,theslendernessoftheprops,theladdershungwithArgandlamps,theatrociousuglinessofscenerybeheldatclosequarters,thethickpaintontheactors'faces,andtheiroutlandishcostumes,madeofsuchcoarsematerials,thestagecarpentersingreasyjackets,thefiremen,thestagemanagerstruttingaboutwithhishatonhishead,thesupernumerariessittingamongthehangingback-scenes,theropesandpulleys,theheterogeneouscollectionofabsurdities,shabby,dirty,hideous,andgaudy,wassomethingsoaltogetherdifferentfromthestageseenoverthefootlights,thatLucien'sastonishmentknewnobounds.Thecurtainwasjustabouttofallonagoodold-fashionedmelodramaentitledBertram,aplayadaptedfromatragedybyMaturinwhichCharlesNodier,togetherwithByronandSirWalterScott,heldinthehighestesteem,thoughtheplaywasafailureonthestageinParis.
  "Keepatightholdofmyarm,unlessyouhaveamindtofallthroughatrap-door,orbringdownaforestonyourhead;youwillpulldownapalace,orcarryoffacottage,ifyouarenotcareful,"saidEtienne——
  "IsFlorineinherdressing-room,mypet?"headded,addressinganactresswhostoodwaitingforhercue.
  "Yes,love.Thankyouforthethingsyousaidaboutme.YouaresomuchnicersinceFlorinehascomehere."
  "Come,don'tspoilyourentry,littleone.Quickwithyou,looksharp,andsay,'Stop,wretchedman!'nicely,fortherearetwothousandfrancsoftakings."
  Lucienwasstruckwithamazementwhenthegirl'swholefacesuddenlychanged,andsheshrieked,"Stop,wretchedman!"acrythatfrozethebloodinyourveins.Shewasnolongerthesamecreature.
  "Sothisisthestage,"hesaidtoLousteau.
  "Itislikethebookseller'sshopintheWoodenGalleries,oraliterarypaper,"saidEtienneLousteau;"itisakitchen,neithermorenorless."
  Nathanappearedatthismoment.
  "Whatbringsyouhere?"inquiredLousteau.
  "Why,IamdoingtheminortheatresfortheGazetteuntilsomethingbetterturnsup."
  "Oh!cometosupperwithusthisevening;speakwellofFlorine,andI
  willdoasmuchforyou."
  "Verymuchatyourservice,"returnedNathan.
  "Youknow;sheislivingintheRueduBondynow."
  "Lousteau,dearboy,whoisthehandsomeyoungmanthatyouhavebroughtwithyou?"askedtheactress,nowreturnedtothewings.
  "Agreatpoet,dear,thatwillhaveafamousnameoneofthesedays——
  M.Nathan,ImustintroduceM.LuciendeRubempretoyou,asyouaretomeetagainatsupper."
  "Youhaveagoodname,monsieur,"saidNathan.
  "Lucien,M.RaoulNathan,"continuedEtienne.
  "Ireadyourbooktwodaysago;and,uponmyword,Icannotunderstandhowyou,whohavewrittensuchabook,andsuchpoetry,canbesohumbletoajournalist."
  "Waittillyourfirstbookcomesout,"saidNathan,andashrewdsmileflittedoverhisface.
  "Isay!Isay!hereareUltrasandLiberalsactuallyshakinghands!"
  criedVernou,spyingthetrio.
  "InthemorningIholdtheviewsofmypaper,"saidNathan,"intheeveningIthinkasIplease;alljournalistsseedoubleatnight."
  FelicienVernouturnedtoLousteau.
  "Finotislookingforyou,Etienne;hecamewithme,and——hereheis!"
  "Ah,bytheby,thereisnotaplaceinthehouse,isthere?"askedFinot.
  "Youwillalwaysfindaplaceinourhearts,"saidtheactress,withthesweetestsmileimaginable.
  "Isay,mylittleFlorville,areyoucuredalreadyofyourfancy?TheytoldmethataRussianprincehadcarriedyouoff."
  "Whocarriesoffwomeninthesedays"saidFlorvilleshewhohadcried,"Stop,wretchedman!"."WestayedatSaint-Mandefortendays,andmyprincegotoffwithpayingtheforfeitmoneytothemanagement.
  ThemanagerwillgodownonhiskneestoprayforsomemoreRussianprinces,"Florvillecontinued,laughing;"theforfeitmoneywassomuchcleargain."
  "Andasforyou,child,"saidFinot,turningtoaprettygirlinapeasant'scostume,"wheredidyoustealthesediamondear-drops?HaveyouhookedanIndianprince?"
  "No,ablackingmanufacturer,anEnglishman,whohasgoneoffalready.
  Itisnoteverybodywhocanfindmillionaireshopkeepers,tiredofdomesticlife,whenevertheylike,asFlorinedoesandCoralie.Aren'ttheyjustlucky?"
  "Florville,youwillmakeabadentry,"saidLousteau;"theblackinghasgonetoyourhead!"
  "Ifyouwantasuccess,"saidNathan,"insteadofscreaming,'Heissaved!'likeaFury,walkonquitequietly,gotothestaircase,andsay,'Heissaved,'inachestvoice,likePasta's'Opatria,'inTancreda——There,goalong!"andhepushedhertowardsthestage.
  "Itistoolate,"saidVernou,"theeffecthashungfire."
  "Whatdidshedo?thehouseisapplaudinglikemad,"askedLousteau.
  "Wentdownonherkneesandshowedherbosom;thatishergreatresource,"saidtheblacking-maker'swidow.
  "Themanagerisgivingupthestageboxtous;youwillfindmetherewhenyoucome,"saidFinot,asLousteauwalkedoffwithLucien.
  Atthebackofthestage,throughalabyrinthofsceneryandcorridors,thepairclimbedseveralflightsofstairsandreachedalittleroomonathirdfloor,NathanandFelicienVernoufollowingthem.
  "Good-dayorgood-night,gentlemen,"saidFlorine.Then,turningtoashort,stoutmanstandinginacorner,"Thesegentlemenaretherulersofmydestiny,"shesaid,myfutureisintheirhands;buttheywillbeunderourtableto-morrowmorning,Ihope,ifM.Lousteauhasforgottennothing——"
  "Forgotten!YouaregoingtohaveBlondetoftheDebats,"saidEtienne,"thegenuineBlondet,theveryBlondet——Blondethimself,inshort."
  "Oh!Lousteau,youdearboy!stop,Imustgiveyouakiss,"andsheflungherarmsaboutthejournalist'sneck.Matifat,thestoutpersoninthecorner,lookedseriousatthis.
  Florinewasthin;herbeauty,likeabud,gavepromiseoftheflowertocome;thegirlofsixteencouldonlydelighttheeyesofartistswhopreferthesketchtothepicture.Allthequicksubtletyofhercharacterwasvisibleinthefeaturesofthecharmingactress,whoatthattimemighthavesatforGoethe'sMignon.Matifat,awealthydruggistoftheRuedesLombards,hadimaginedthatalittleBoulevardactresswouldhavenoveryexpensivetastes,butinelevenmonthsFlorinehadcosthimsixtythousandfrancs.NothingseemedmoreextraordinarytoLucienthanthesightofanhonestandworthymerchantstandinglikeastatueofthegodTerminusintheactress'
  narrowdressing-room,atinyplacesometenfeetsquare,hungwithaprettywall-paper,andadornedwithafull-lengthmirror,asofa,andtwochairs.Therewasafireplaceinthedressing-closet,acarpetonthefloor,andcupboardsallroundtheroom.AdresserwasputtingthefinishingtouchestoaSpanishcostume;forFlorinewastotakethepartofacountessinanimbroglio.
  "ThatgirlwillbethehandsomestactressinParisinfiveyears'
  time,"saidNathan,turningtoFelicienVernou.
  "Bytheby,darlings,youwilltakecareofmeto-morrow,won'tyou?"
  saidFlorine,turningtothethreejournalists."Ihaveengagedcabsforto-night,forIamgoingtosendyouhomeastipsyasShroveTuesday.Matifathassentinwines——oh!winesworthyofLouisXVIII.,andengagedthePrussianambassador'scook."
  "Weexpectsomethingenormousfromthelookofthegentleman,"
  remarkedNathan.
  "AndheisquiteawarethatheistreatingthemostdangerousmeninParis,"addedFlorine.
  MatifatwaslookinguneasilyatLucien;hefeltjealousoftheyoungman'sgoodlooks.
  "ButhereissomeonethatIdonotknow,"Florinecontinued,confrontingLucien."WhichofyouhasimportedtheApolloBelvederefromFlorence?HeisascharmingasoneofGirodet'sfigures."
  "Heisapoet,mademoiselle,fromtheprovinces.Iforgottopresenthimtoyou;youaresobeautifulto-nightthatyouputtheCompleteGuidetoEtiquetteoutofaman'shead——"
  "Ishesorichthathecanaffordtowritepoetry?"askedFlorine.
  "PoorasJob,"saidLucien.
  "Itisagreattemptationforsomeofus,"saidtheactress.
  Justthentheauthoroftheplaysuddenlyentered,andLucienbeheldM.duBruel,ashort,attenuatedyoungmaninanovercoat,acompositehumanblendofthejack-in-office,theownerofhouse-property,andthestockbroker.
  "Florine,child,"saidthispersonage,"areyousureofyourpart,eh?
  Noslipsofmemory,youknow.Andmindthatsceneinthesecondact,maketheironytell,bringoutthatsubtletouch;say,'Idonotloveyou,'justasweagreed."
  "Whydoyoutakepartsinwhichyouhavetosaysuchthings?"askedMatifat.
  Thedruggist'sremarkwasreceivedwithageneralshoutoflaughter.
  "Whatdoesitmattertoyou,"saidFlorine,"solongasIdon'tsaysuchthingstoyou,greatstupid?——Oh!hisstupidityisthepleasureofmylife,"shecontinued,glancingatthejournalist."Uponmyword,Iwouldpayhimsomuchforeveryblunder,ifitwouldnotbetheruinofme."
  "Yes,butyouwilllookatmewhenyousayit,asyoudowhenyouarerehearsing,anditgivesmeaturn,"remonstratedthedruggist.
  "Verywell,then,IwilllookatmyfriendLousteauhere."
  Abellrangoutsideinthepassage.
  "Goout,allofyou!"criedFlorine;"letmereadmypartoveragainandtrytounderstandit."
  LucienandLousteauwerethelasttogo.LousteausetakissonFlorine'sshoulder,andLucienheardhersay,"Notto-night.
  Impossible.Thatstupidoldanimaltoldhiswifethathewasgoingoutintothecountry."
  "Isn'tshecharming?"saidEtienne,astheycameaway.
  "But——butthatMatifat,mydearfellow——"
  "Oh!youknownothingofParisianlife,myboy.Somethingscannotbehelped.Supposethatyoufellinlovewithamarriedwoman,itcomestothesamething.Italldependsonthewaythatyoulookatit."
  EtienneandLucienenteredthestage-box,andfoundthemanagertherewithFinot.Matifatwasintheground-floorboxexactlyoppositewithafriendofhis,asilk-mercernamedCamusotCoralie'sprotector,andaworthylittleoldsoul,hisfather-in-law.Allthreeofthesecitymenwerepolishingtheiropera-glasses,andanxiouslyscanningthehouse;certainsymptomsinthepitappearedtodisturbthem.Theusualheterogeneousfirst-nightelementsfilledtheboxes——journalistsandtheirmistresses,lorettesandtheirlovers,asprinklingofthedeterminedplaygoerswhonevermissafirstnightiftheycanhelpit,andaveryfewpeopleoffashionwhocareforthissortofsensation.
  Thefirstboxwasoccupiedbytheheadofadepartment,towhomduBruel,makerofvaudevilles,owedasnuglittlesinecureintheTreasury.
  LucienhadgonefromsurprisetosurprisesincethedinneratFlicoteaux's.FortwomonthsLiteraturehadmeantalifeofpovertyandwant;inLousteau'sroomhehadseenitatitscynicalworst;intheWoodenGallerieshehadmetLiteratureabjectandLiteratureinsolent.Thesharpcontrastsofheightsanddepths;ofcompromisewithconscience;ofsupremepowerandwantofprinciple;oftreacheryandpleasure;ofmentalelevationandbondage——allthismadehisheadswim,heseemedtobewatchingsomestrangeunheard-ofdrama.
  Finotwastalkingwiththemanager."DoyouthinkduBruel'spiecewillpay?"heasked.
  "DuBruelhastriedtodosomethinginBeaumarchais'style.Boulevardaudiencesdon'tcareforthatkindofthing;theylikeharrowingsensations;witisnotmuchappreciatedhere.EverythingdependsonFlorineandCoralieto-night;theyarebewitchinglyprettyandgraceful,wearveryshortskirts,anddanceaSpanishdance,andpossiblytheymaycarryoffthepiecewiththepublic.Thewholeaffairisagamblingspeculation.Afewclevernoticesinthepapers,andImaymakeahundredthousandcrowns,iftheplaytakes."
  "Oh!come,itwillonlybeamoderatesuccess,Icansee,"saidFinot.
  "Threeofthetheatreshavegotupaplot,"continuedthemanager;
  "theywillevenhissthepiece,butIhavemadearrangementstodefeattheirkindintentions.Ihavesquaredthemenintheirpay;theywillmakeamuddleofit.AcoupleofcitymenyonderhavetakenahundredticketsapiecetosecureatriumphforFlorineandCoralie,andgiventhemtoacquaintancesableandreadytoactaschuckersout.Thefellows,havingbeenpaidtwice,willgoquietly,andasceneofthatsortalwaysmakesagoodimpressiononthehouse."
  "Twohundredtickets!Whatinvaluablemen!"exclaimedFinot.
  "Yes.WithtwomoreactressesashandsomelykeptasFlorineandCoralie,Ishouldmakesomethingoutofthebusiness."
  ForthepasttwohoursthewordmoneyhadbeensoundinginLucien'searsasthesolutionofeverydifficulty.Inthetheatreasinthepublishingtrade,andinthepublishingtradeasinthenewspaper-
  office——itwaseverywherethesame;therewasnotawordofartorofglory.Thesteadybeatofthegreatpendulum,Money,seemedtofalllikehammer-strokesonhisheartandbrain.Andyetwhiletheorchestraplayedtheoverture,whilethepitwasfullofnoisytumultofapplauseandhisses,unconsciouslyhedrewacomparisonbetweenthissceneandothersthatcameupinhismind.VisionsarosebeforehimofDavidandtheprinting-office,ofthepoetrythathecametoknowinthatatmosphereofpurepeace,whentogethertheybeheldthewondersofArt,thehighsuccessesofgenius,andvisionsofgloryborneonstainlesswings.Hethoughtoftheeveningsspentwithd'Arthezandhisfriends,andtearsglitteredinhiseyes.
  "Whatisthematterwithyou?"askedEtienneLousteau.
  "Iseepoetryfallenintothemire."
  "Ah!youhavestillsomeillusionsleft,mydearfellow."
  "IstherenothingforitbuttocringeandsubmittothickheadslikeMatifatandCamusot,asactressesbowdowntojournalists,andweourselvestothebooksellers?"
  "Myboy,doyouseethatdull-brainedfellow?"saidEtienne,loweringhisvoice,andglancingatFinot."Hehasneithergeniusnorcleverness,butheiscovetous;hemeanstomakeafortuneatallcosts,andheisakeenmanofbusiness.Didn'tyouseehowhemadefortypercentoutofmeatDauriat's,andtalkedasifheweredoingmeafavor?——Well,hegetslettersfromnotafewunknownmenofgeniuswhogodownontheirkneestohimforahundredfrancs."
  Thewordsrecalledthepen-and-inksketchthatlayonthetableintheeditor'sofficeandthewords,"Finot,myhundredfrancs!"Lucien'sinmostsoulshrankfromthemanindisgust.
  "Iwouldsoonerdie,"hesaid.
  "Soonerlive,"retortedEtienne.
  Thecurtainrose,andthestage-managerwentofftothewingstogiveorders.FinotturnedtoEtienne.
  "Mydearfellow,Dauriathaspassedhisword;Iamproprietorofone-
  thirdofhisweeklypaper.Ihaveagreedtogivethirtythousandfrancsincash,onconditionthatIamtobeeditoranddirector.'Tisasplendidthing.BlondettoldmethattheGovernmentintendstotakerestrictivemeasuresagainstthepress;therewillbenonewpapersallowed;insixmonths'timeitwillcostamillionfrancstostartanewjournal,soIstruckabargainthoughIhaveonlytenthousandfrancsinhand.Listentome.Ifyoucansellone-halfofmyshare,thatisone-sixthofthepaper,toMatifatforthirtythousandfrancs,youshallbeeditorofmylittlepaperwithasalaryoftwohundredandfiftyfrancspermonth.Iwantinanycasetohavethecontrolofmyoldpaper,andtokeepmyholduponit;butnobodyneedknowthat,andyournamewillappearaseditor.Youwillbepaidattherateoffivefrancspercolumn;youneednotpaycontributorsmorethanthreefrancs,andyoukeepthedifference.Thatmeansanotherfourhundredandfiftyfrancspermonth.But,atthesametime,Ireservetherighttousethepapertoattackordefendmenorcauses,asIplease;andyoumayindulgeyourownlikesanddislikessolongasyoudonotinterferewithmyschemes.PerhapsImaybeaMinisterialist,perhapsUltra,Idonotknowyet;butImeantokeepupmyconnectionswiththeLiberalpartybelowthesurface.Icanspeakoutwithyou;youareagoodfellow.Imight,perhaps,giveyoutheChamberstodoforanotherpaperonwhichIwork;IamafraidIcanscarcelykeeponwithitnow.SoletFlorinedothisbitofjockeying;tellhertoputthescrewonherdruggist.IfIcan'tfindthemoneywithinforty-eighthours,Imustcryoffmybargain.Dauriatsoldanotherthirdtohisprinterandpaper-dealerforthirtythousandfrancs;sohehashisownthirdgratis,andtenthousandfrancstothegood,forheonlygavefiftythousandforthewholeaffair.Andinanotheryear'stimethemagazinewillbeworthtwohundredthousandfrancs,iftheCourtbuysitup;iftheCourthasthegoodsensetosuppressnewspapers,astheysay."
  "Youarelucky,"saidLousteau.
  "IfyouhadgonethroughallthatIhaveendured,youwouldnotsaythatofme.Ihadmyfillofmiseryinthosedays,yousee,andtherewasnohelpforit.Myfatherisahatter;hestillkeepsashopintheRueduCoq.Nothingbutmillionsofmoneyorasocialcataclysmcanopenoutthewaytomygoal;andofthetwoalternatives,Idon'tknownowthattherevolutionisnottheeasier.IfIboreyourfriend'sname,Ishouldhaveachancetogeton.Hush,herecomesthemanager.Good-bye,"andFinotrosetohisfeet,"IamgoingtotheOpera.Ishallverylikelyhaveaduelonmyhandsto-morrow,forI
  haveputmyinitialstoaterrificattackonacoupleofdancersundertheprotectionoftwoGenerals.IamgivingitthemhotandstrongattheOpera."
  "Aha?"saidthemanager.
  "Yes.Theyarestingywithme,"returnedFinot,"nowcuttingoffabox,andnowdecliningtotakefiftysubscriptions.Ihavesentinmyultimatum;Imeantohaveahundredsubscriptionsoutofthemandaboxfourtimesamonth.Iftheytakemyterms,Ishallhaveeighthundredreadersandathousandpayingsubscribers,soweshallhavetwelvehundredwiththeNewYear."
  "Youwillendbyruiningus,"saidthemanager.
  "YOUarenotmuchhurtwithyourtensubscriptions.IhadtwogoodnoticesputintotheConstitutionnel."
  "Oh!Iamnotcomplainingofyou,"criedthemanager.
  "Good-byetillto-morrowevening,Lousteau,"saidFinot."YoucangivemeyouranswerattheFrancais;thereisanewpieceonthere;andasIshallnotbeabletowritethenotice,youcantakemybox.Iwillgiveyoupreference;youhaveworkedyourselftodeathforme,andI
  amgrateful.FelicienVernouofferedtwentythousandfrancsforathirdshareofmylittlepaper,andtoworkwithoutasalaryforatwelvemonth;butIwanttobeabsolutemaster.Good-bye."
  "HeisnotnamedFinot"finaud,slyboots"fornothing,"saidLucien.
  "Heisagallows-birdthatwillgetonintheworld,"saidEtienne,carelesswhetherthewilyschemeroverheardtheremarkornot,asheshutthedoorofthebox.
  "HE!"saidthemanager."Hewillbeamillionaire;hewillenjoytherespectofallwhoknowhim;hemayperhapshavefriendssomeday——"
  "Goodheavens!whataden!"saidLucien."Andareyougoingtodragthatexcellentcreatureintosuchabusiness?"hecontinued,lookingatFlorine,whogavethemsideglancesfromthestage.
  "Shewillcarryitthroughtoo.Youdonotknowthedevotionandthewilesofthesebelovedbeings,"saidLousteau.
  "Theyredeemtheirfailingsandexpiatealltheirsinsbyboundlesslove,whentheylove,"saidthemanager."Agreatloveisallthegranderinanactressbyreasonofitsviolentcontrastwithhersurroundings."
  "Andhewhofindsit,findsadiamondworthyoftheproudestcrownlyinginthemud,"returnedLousteau.
  "ButCoralieisnotattendingtoherpart,"remarkedthemanager.
  "Coralieissmittenwithourfriendhere,allunsuspiciousofhisconquest,andCoraliewillmakeafiasco;sheismissinghercues,thisisthesecondtimeshehadnotheardtheprompter.Pray,gointothecorner,monsieur,"hecontinued."IfCoralieissmittenwithyou,Iwillgoandtellherthatyouhaveleftthehouse."
  "No!no!"criedLousteau;"tellCoraliethatthisgentlemaniscomingtosupper,andthatshecandoasshelikeswithhim,andshewillplaylikeMlle.Mars."
  Themanagerwent,andLucienturnedtoEtienne."What!doyoumeantosaythatyouwillaskthatdruggist,throughMlle.Florine,topaythirtythousandfrancsforone-halfashare,whenFinotgavenomoreforthewholeofit?Andaskwithouttheslightestscruple?——"
  LousteauinterruptedLucienbeforehehadtimetofinishhisexpostulation."Mydearboy,whatcountrycanyoucomefrom?Thedruggistisnotaman;heisastrongboxdeliveredintoourhandsbyhisfancyforanactress."
  "Howaboutyourconscience?"
  "Conscience,mydearfellow,isastickwhicheveryonetakesuptobeathisneighborandnotforapplicationtohisownback.Come,now!
  whothedevilareyouangrywith?Inonedaychancehasworkedamiracleforyou,amiracleforwhichIhavebeenwaitingthesetwoyears,andyoumustneedsamuseyourselfbyfindingfaultwiththemeans?What!youappeartometopossessintelligence;youseemtobeinafairwaytoreachthatfreedomfromprejudicewhichisafirstnecessitytointellectualadventurersintheworldwelivein;andareyouwallowinginscruplesworthyofanunwhoaccusesherselfofeatinganeggwithconcupiscence?IfFlorinesucceeds,Ishallbeeditorofanewspaperwithafixedsalaryoftwohundredandfiftyfrancspermonth;IshalltaketheimportantplaysandleavethevaudevillestoVernou,andyoucantakemyplaceanddotheBoulevardtheatres,andsogetafootinthestirrup.Youwillmakethreefrancspercolumnandwriteacolumnaday——thirtycolumnsamonthmeansninetyfrancs;youwillhavesomesixtyfrancsworthofbookstoselltoBarbet;andlastly,youcandemandtenticketsamonthofeachofyourtheatres——thatis,fortyticketsinall——andsellthemforfortyfrancstoaBarbetwhodealsinthemIwillintroduceyoutotheman,soyouwillhavetwohundredfrancscomingineverymonth.ThenifyoumakeyourselfusefultoFinot,youmightgetahundredfrancsforanarticleinthisnewweeklyreviewofhis,inwhichcaseyouwouldshowuncommontalent,forallthearticlesaresigned,andyoucannotputinslip-shodworkasyoucanonasmallpaper.Inthatcaseyouwouldbemakingahundredcrownsamonth.Now,mydearboy,therearemenofability,likethatpoord'Arthez,whodinesatFlicoteaux'severyday,whomaywaitfortenyearsbeforetheywillmakeahundredcrowns;andyouwillbemakingfourthousandfrancsayearbyyourpen,tosaynothingofthebooksyouwillwriteforthetrade,ifyoudoworkofthatkind.
  "Now,asub-prefect'ssalaryonlyamountstoathousandcrowns,andtherehestopsinhisarrondissement,wearingawaytimeliketherungofachair.Isaynothingofthepleasureofgoingtothetheatrewithoutpayingforyourseat,forthatisadelightwhichquicklypalls;butyoucangobehindthescenesinfourtheatres.Behardandsarcasticforamonthortwo,andyouwillbesimplyoverwhelmedwithinvitationsfromactresses,andtheiradorerswillpaycourttoyou;
  youwillonlydineatFlicoteaux'swhenyouhappentohavelessthanthirtysousinyourpocketandnodinnerengagement.AttheLuxembourg,atfiveo'clock,youdidnotknowwhichwaytoturn;now,youareontheeveofenteringaprivilegedclass,youwillbeoneofthehundredpersonswhotellFrancewhattothink.Inthreedays'
  time,ifallgoeswell,youcan,ifyouchoose,makeaman'slifeacursetohimbyputtingthirtyjokesathisexpenseinprintattherateofthreeaday;youcan,ifyouchoose,drawarevenueofpleasurefromtheactressesatyourtheatres;youcanwreckagoodplayandsendallParisrunningafterabadone.IfDauriatdeclinestopayyouforyourMarguerites,youcanmakehimcometoyou,andmeeklyandhumblyimploreyoutotaketwothousandfrancsforthem.Ifyouhavetheability,andknockofftwoorthreearticlesthatthreatentospoilsomeofDauriat'sspeculations,ortoruinabookonwhichhecounts,youwillseehimcomeclimbingupyourstairslikeaclematis,andalwaysatthedoorofyourdwelling.Asforyournovel,thebooksellerswhowouldshowyoumoreorlesspolitelytothedooratthismomentwillbestandingoutsideyouratticinastring,andthevalueofthemanuscript,whicholdDoguereauvaluedatfourhundredfrancswillrisetofourthousand.Thesearetheadvantagesofthejournalist'sprofession.Soletusdoourbesttokeepallnewcomersoutofit.Itneedsanimmenseamountofbrainstomakeyourway,andastillgreateramountofluck.Andhereareyouquibblingoveryourgoodfortune!Ifwehadnotmetto-day,yousee,atFlicoteaux's,youmighthavedancedattendanceonthebooksellersforanotherthreeyears,orstarvedliked'Arthezinagarret.Bythetimethatd'ArthezisaslearnedasBayleandasgreatawriterofproseasRousseau,weshallhavemadeourfortunes,youandI,andweshallholdhisinourhands——wealthandfametogiveortohold.Finotwillbeadeputyandproprietorofagreatnewspaper,andweshallbewhateverwemeanttobe——peersofFrance,orprisonerfordebtinSainte-Pelagie."
  "SoFinotwillsellhispapertothehighestbidderamongtheMinisters,justashesellsfavorablenoticestoMme.BastienneandrunsdownMlle.Virginie,sayingthatMme.Bastienne'sbonnetsaresuperiortothemillinerywhichtheypraisedatfirst!"saidLucien,recollectingthatsceneintheoffice.
  "Mydearfellow,youareasimpleton,"Lousteauremarkeddrily."ThreeyearsagoFinotwaswalkingontheuppersofhisboots,diningforeighteensousatTabar's,andknockingoffatradesman'sprospectuswhenhecouldgetitfortenfrancs.HisclotheshungtogetherbysomemiracleasmysteriousastheImmaculateConception.NOW,Finothasapaperofhisown,worthaboutahundredthousandfrancs.Whatwithsubscriberswhopayandtakenocopies,genuinesubscriptions,andindirecttaxesleviedbyhisuncle,heismakingtwentythousandfrancsayear.Hedinesmostsumptuouslyeveryday;hehassetupacabrioletwithinthelastmonth;andnow,atlast,beholdhimtheeditorofaweeklyreviewwithasixthshare,forwhichhewillnotpayapenny,asalaryoffivehundredfrancspermonth,andanotherthousandfrancsforsupplyingmatterwhichcostshimnothing,andforwhichthefirmpays.Youyourself,tobeginwith,ifFinotconsentstopayyoufiftyfrancspersheet,willbeonlytoogladtolethimhavetwoorthreearticlesfornothing.Whenyouareinhisposition,youcanjudgeFinot;amancanonlybetriedbyhispeers.Andforyou,istherenotanimmensefutureopeningoutbeforeyou,ifyouwillblindlyministertohisenmity,attackatFinot'sbidding,andpraisewhenhegivestheword?Supposethatyouyourselfwishtoberevengeduponsomebody,youcanbreakafoeorfriendonthewheel.Youhaveonlytosaytome,'Lousteau,letusputanendtoSo-and-so,'andwewillkillhimbyaphraseputinthepapermorningbymorning;andafterwardsyoucanslaytheslainwithasolemnarticleinFinot'sweekly.Indeed,ifitisamatterofcapitalimportancetoyou,Finotwouldallowyoutobludgeonyourmaninabigpaperwithtenortwelvethousandsubscribers,IFyoumakeyourselfindispensabletoFinot."
  "ThenareyousurethatFlorinecanbringherdruggisttomakethebargain?"askedLucien,dazzledbytheseprospects.
  "Quitesure.Nowcomestheinterval,Iwillgoandtellhereverythingatonceinawordortwo;itwillbesettledto-night.IfFlorineoncehasherlessonbyheart,shewillhaveallmywitandherownbesides."
  "Andtheresitsthathonesttradesman,gapingwithopen-mouthedadmirationatFlorine,littlesuspectingthatyouareabouttogetthirtythousandfrancsoutofhim!——"
  "Moretwaddle!Anybodymightthinkthatthemanwasgoingtoberobbed!"criedLousteau."Why,mydearboy,iftheministerbuysthenewspaper,thedruggistmaymaketwentythousandfrancsinsixmonthsonaninvestmentofthirtythousand.Matifatisnotlookingatthenewspaper,butatFlorine'sprospects.AssoonasitisknownthatMatifatandCamusot——fortheywillgoshares——thatMatifatandCamusotareproprietorsofareview,thenewspaperswillbefulloffriendlynoticesofFlorineandCoralie.Florine'snamewillbemade;
  shewillperhapsobtainanengagementinanothertheatrewithasalaryoftwelvethousandfrancs.Infact,Matifatwillsaveathousandfrancseverymonthindinnersandpresentstojournalists.Youknownothingofmen,norofthewaythingsaremanaged."
  "Poorman!"saidLucien,"heislookingforwardtoanevening'spleasure."
  "AndhewillbesawnintwowithargumentsuntilFlorineseesFinot'sreceiptforasixthshareofthepaper.Andto-morrowIshallbeeditorofFinot'spaper,andmakingathousandfrancsamonth.Theendofmytroublesisinsight!"criedFlorine'slover.
  Lousteauwentout,andLuciensatlikeonebewildered,lostintheinfiniteofthought,soaringabovethiseverydayworld.IntheWoodenGallerieshehadseenthewiresbywhichthetradeinbooksismoved;
  hehasseensomethingofthekitchenwheregreatreputationsaremade;
  hehadbeenbehindthescenes;hehadseentheseamysideoflife,theconsciencesofmeninvolvedinthemachineryofParis,themechanismofitall.AshewatchedFlorineonthestagehealmostenviedLousteauhisgoodfortune;already,forafewmomentshehadforgottenMatifatinthebackground.Hewasnotleftaloneforlong,perhapsfornotmorethanfiveminutes,butthoseminutesseemedaneternity.
  Thoughtsrosewithinhimthatsethissoulonfire,asthespectacleonthestagehadheatedhissenses.Helookedatthewomenwiththeirwantoneyes,allthebrighterfortheredpaintontheircheeks,atthegleamingbarenecks,theluxuriantformsoutlinedbythelasciviousfoldsofthebasquina,theveryshortskirts,thatdisplayedasmuchaspossibleoflimbsencasedinscarletstockingswithgreenclockstothem——adisquietingvisionforthepit.
  Adoubleprocessofcorruptionwasworkingwithinhiminparallellines,liketwochannelsthatwillspreadsoonerorlaterinfloodtimeandmakeone.ThatcorruptionwaseatingintoLucien'ssoul,asheleanedbackinhiscorner,staringvacantlyatthecurtain,onearmrestingonthecrimsonvelvetcushion,andhishanddroopingovertheedge.Hefeltthefascinationofthelifethatwasofferedtohim,ofthegleamsoflightamongitsclouds;andthissomuchthemorekeenlybecauseitshoneoutlikeablazeoffireworksagainsttheblankdarknessofhisownobscure,monotonousdaysoftoil.
  Suddenlyhislistlesseyesbecameawareofaburningglancethatreachedhimthrougharentinthecurtain,androusedhimfromhislethargy.ThosewereCoralie'seyesthatgloweduponhim.HeloweredhisheadandlookedacrossatCamusot,whojustthenenteredtheoppositebox.
  Thatamateurwasaworthysilk-merceroftheRuedesBourdonnais,stoutandsubstantial,ajudgeinthecommercialcourt,afatheroffourchildren,andthehusbandofasecondwife.Attheageoffifty-
  six,withacapofgrayhaironhishead,hehadthesmugappearanceofamanwhohashiseightythousandfrancsofincome;andhavingbeenforcedtoputupwithagooddealthathedidnotlikeinthewayofbusiness,hasfullymadeuphismindtoenjoytherestofhislife,andnottoquitthisearthuntilhehashadhisshareofcakesandale.Abrowthecoloroffreshbutterandfloridcheekslikeamonk'sjowlseemedscarcelybigenoughtocontainhisexuberantjubilation.
  Camusothadlefthiswifeathome,andtheywereapplaudingCoralietotheskies.Alltherichman'scitizenvanitywassummedupandgratifiedinCoralie;inCoralie'slodginghegavehimselftheairsofagreatlordofabygoneday;now,atthismoment,hefeltthathalfofhersuccesswashis;theknowledgethathehadpaidforitconfirmedhiminthisidea.Camusot'sconductwassanctionedbythepresenceofhisfather-in-law,alittleoldfogywithpowderedhairandleeringeyes,highlyrespectednevertheless.
  AgainLucienfeltdisgustrisingwithinhim.HethoughtoftheyearwhenhelovedMme.deBargetonwithanexaltedanddisinterestedlove;
  andatthatthoughtlove,asapoetunderstandsit,spreaditswhitewingsabouthim;countlessmemoriesdrewacircleofdistantbluehorizonaboutthegreatmanofAngouleme,andagainhefelltodreaming.
  Upwentthecurtain,andtherestoodCoralieandFlorineuponthestage.
  "HeisthinkingaboutasmuchofyouasoftheGrandTurk,mydeargirl,"FlorinesaidinanasidewhileCoraliewasfinishingherspeech.
  Luciencouldnothelplaughing.HelookedatCoralie.ShewasoneofthemostcharmingandcaptivatingactressesinParis,rivalingMme.
  PerrinandMlle.Fleuriet,anddestinedlikewisetosharetheirfate.