"Mr.VanBerg,Iamweary,andIimagineyouaretoo.IthinkI
willsaygood-night."
"Iscarcelywonderthatyouarefatigued.Youhavehadatryingday."
"Ithasbeenahorridday,"shesaid,emphatically.
"Itmighthaveendedmuchworse,nevertheless."
"Possibly,"sheadmittedwithashrug.
"Youhavemorereasontocongratulateyourselfthanyouimagine,MissMayhew.Eventhatdisagreeablesouvenirofourmorningperil,yourlameness,hasdisappeared,andyoumighthavebeenmaimedforlife."
"Mylameness,likemycourage,waschieflyafraudtobeginwith,andsoondisappeared;butIhaveothersouvenirsofthatoccasionthatIcannotgetridofsoeasily."
"IfIamoneofthem,youareright,MissMayhew;Ishallholdyoutoouragreementthismorning.Youputmeonmygoodbehavior——haveInotbehavedwell?"
"Yes,betterthanIhave.Iwasnotreferringtoyoupersonally,buttocertainmemories."
"Weagreedtoletby-gonesbeby-gones."
"Butothersarenotpartiestothisagreement,andeveryreferencetotheaffairisodioustome."
"Ishallmakenofurtherreferencetoit,andyoumustbefairenoughnottopunishmefortheactsofothers."
"YoualsodespisemeinyourheartofmycoursetowardsMissBurtonthisevening."
"IfIdespisedyouwouldIhavesoughtyoursocietythisevening?"
"Idonotknow.Idon'tunderstandyou,ifyouwillpermitmybluntness."
"Possiblyyoudon'tunderstandyourself,MissMayhew."
"IunderstandthatIhavehadamiserableday,andIhopeImayneverseeanotherlikeit.Good-night,sir."
ChapterXIII.Nature'sBrokenPromise.
VanBerghadbeenlefttohimselfbutalittletimebeforeStantonandMr.Burleighcameoutuponthepiazza,andthethreegentlemensatdownforaquietchat.
"Well,"remarkedminehost,withasighofreliefsuchasapilotmightheaveaftertakinghisshiproundaperilouspoint;"well,thankstoMissBurton'sgoodsense,theaffairhasendedwithoutanytrouble.Inahouselikethis,'Satanisfindingmischiefstill'
whenevermybackisturned,andsometimeshethreatenstogetuparowrightundermynose,asinthisinstance.Iwasa'blarstedfool,'asourEnglishfriendshaveit,nottoknowthatMrs.
Chint'sdrama,althoughbeginningincomedy,mightendintragedyofmylosingsomegoodpayingboarders.StillfurtherdidIdemonstratethelengthofmyearsbyevenimaginingitpossiblethatMissBurtonwouldtakefivehundred,orfivehundredthousanddollarsinanysuchcircumstances.Butthewholethingwasdoneinajiffy,andMrs.Chintswaspossessedtohaveher'tableauvivant.'Livelypicturewasn'tit?Still,ifMissMayhew,whenappealedtobyMrs.Chints,hadconfirmedmydoubts,Iwouldhavetriedtostopthenonsenseatanycost."
"DidMissMayhewadvisethestep?"askedStanton.
"Oh,no!Shewasnon-committal.Sheactedasifitwerenoneofheraffair,saveasitmightaffordheralittleamusement.Buttheserowsarenolightmatterstouspoorpublicans,whomustpleaseeveryoneandkeepthewholemenagerieinorder.Mr.Chintswasswearingupanddownhisroomthathehadbeenmadeafoolof.
Mrs.Chintswasforleavingto-morrowmorning,declaringthatshewouldnotenduresuchairsfromaschool-teacher.Theyarerichandhaveanumberoffriendswhoarecomingsoon,andsomymindwasfullof'strangeoaths'also,atmyprospectiveloss,whenthisblessedlittlewomanappears,tapsattheirdoor,entersliketheangelintothelion'sden,andshutstheirmouthsbysomemagicallherown.Andnowthey'regoingtostay;Mr.ChintswillgivethefivehundredtotheChildren'sAidSociety,allissereneandI'mhappy,somuchsothatI'llsmokeanotherofyourgoodcigars,Mr.Stanton."
"Certainly,half-a-dozenifyouwish.Howdoyouimagineshequietedtheunrulybeasts?"
"Oh,Isupposeshegotaroundthemthroughthechild——somewhatasshewonovermywifethisafternoonbymeansofourcrossbaby.
It'steething,youknow——andyethowshouldyouyoungchapsknowanythingaboutbabies!Nomatter,yourtimewillcome.Thispromenadingthepiazzawithlovelycreatureswhohavebeenhalftheafternoonattheirtoiletsisallverynice;butwaittillyouhaveweatheredinnumerablesquallsinthedeadofnight——thenyou'lllearnthatteething-timeinahouseholdislikegoingaroundCapeHorn.Well,toreturnfromyourfuturetomypresent.Whensogood-naturedamanasIamgetsintoasympatheticmoodwitholdKingHerod,youcanimaginewhatastatethemother'snervesmustbeinwhohastostanditnightandday.ButasMissBurtonhadbeencommendedtomycare,IfeltthatIwasindutyboundtointroducehertomywifeandshowhersomeattention.SoIsaidtomywife,thisafternoon,'I'mgoingtobringayoungladyintoseeyou.'
'DoyouthinkI'minaconditiontoentertaincompany?'sheasked,withafaintsuggestionofhardciderinhertone.'Well,mydear,'Iexpostulated,'itwasjustthesameyesterday,andwillbealittlemoresoto-morrow,andIfeelthatIshallberemissifIdelayanylonger.''Oh,verywell,'shesaid,asifitwereatooththatmustcomeoutsoonerorlater,'sincethemattermustbeattendedto,letushaveitoveratonce.'Butblessyou,itwasn'tovertillsupper-time.AsIbroughttheyoungladyin,thebabywakedoutofafive-minutes'napthathadcostaboutanhour'srocking,andIthoughttheroofwouldcomeoff.Mywifelookedcrossandworried——well,itwasprose,gentlemen,prose——notthepoetryoflife;andIsaidtomyself,'IsupposeIhaveaboutmadeitcertainthatthisyoungwomanwillliveanddieanoldmaidbygivingherthisglimpsebehindthescenes.Ithoughttheladiescouldgetonbetterwithoutmethanwithme,soIbowedmyselfout,gladtoescapethedin;andIsupposedMissBurtonwouldsayafewpleasantthingsinthedirectionofMrs.Burleigh,whichshe,poorwoman,mightnotbeabletohear,andthenshewouldbowherselfout,alsogladtoescape.AnhourandahalflaterIwentbacktoseeifIcouldnotcoaxmywifeawayforadrive,andwhatdoyousupposeIsaw?"
"Thebabyinconvulsions,"saidStanton.
"Giveitup,"addedVanBerg.
"Sweettransformationscene;deephush;mywifeasleepinherrocking-chair,thebabyasleepinthearmsofMissBurton,whoheldupawarningfingeratmetobequiet.Butthemischiefwasdone;mywifestartedupandwasmortifiedbeyondmeasurethatshehadtreatedherguestsorudely.Thegoodfairy,however,wassogenuinelydelightedthatshehadquietedthebabyandgiventhetiredmotheralittlerest,thatwehadtocometotheconclusionthatshefoundpleasureinwaysthatareatrifleuncommon.Bysomemiracleorothershekeptthebabyasleep,andthenmywifeandItriedtoentertainheralittle,butweweretheonesthatwereentertained.Beforeweknewit,thesupper-bellrang,andthenI'mblessedifthelittlechapdidn'twakeupandgrinatusall.TothinkthenthatIshouldrewardherbylettingMr.Chintsslapherfacewithafive-hundred-dollarcheck!Iguesswe'llallknowbetternexttime."
"Didshetellyouanythingfurtheraboutherhistoryorherconnections?"askedStanton.
Mr.Burleighstrokedhisbeardandlookedratherblankforamoment.
"NowIthinkofit,"heejaculated,"Ibehangedifshesaidawordaboutherself.AndnowIthinkfurtherofit,shesomehoworothergotMrs.Burleighandmyselfa-talking,andseemedsointerestedinusandwhatwesaid,thatIbehangedagainifwedidn'ttellherallweknowaboutourselves."
"Sheimpresseseveryoneasbeingremarkablyfrank,andyetI
thinkitwillbefoundthatsheispeculiarlyreticentinregardtoherself,"remarkedVanBergmusingly."Well,it'snotoftenI
takepeopleontrust,butIhavegiventhisladymyentirerespectandconfidence."
"Iassureyouthatthereisnotrustinthisbusiness,"saidMr.
Burleigh,emphatically."Ican'taffordtoindulgeinsentiment,gentlemen;besides,itcouldn'tbeanymorebecominginmethaninTomChints.Iwouldn'ttakeanunprotected,unknownfemaleintomyhouseifshecamewithapairofwings.ButMissBurtonbringslettersthatestablishhercharacterasaladyastrulyasthatofanyotherwomaninthehouse.IoughttohavepreventedthisChintsbusiness,butthenfivehundredisanicelittleplum,andbeforeIpulledmyslowwitstogetherthethingwasdone."
"Bytheway,Mr.Burleigh,"remarkedStanton,"IhearthatthepartieswhoarenowatmyfriendVanBerg'stablearesoontoleaveforthesea-shore.Canyougivemethreeseatsthereaftertheirdeparture?"
"Certainly;putyoudownrightalongsideofMissBurton."
"PerhapsVanBergfeelsthathehasthefirstclaimtosogoodaposition?"
"No,Stanton,Ishallnotplaceastrawinyourway."
"Youneverwereamanofstraw,Van.IfIwereseekingmorethantoenjoythesocietyofthisyounglady,whoseemstobeembodiedsunshine,Iwouldbesorrytohaveyouplaceyourselfintheway."
"Sunshinebroughttoafocuskindlesevengreenwood,"remarkedVanBerg,withasignificantnodathisfriend.
"Well,"saidMr.Burleigh,rising,"ifIhadnotfoundmymate,I'dbeaburrthatthatlittlewomanwouldn'tgetridofveryeasily.
Good-night,gentlemen.I'llgiveeitheroneofyoumyblessing."
"Good-night,Van,"saidStanton,also."I'mnotgoingtostayandlistentoyourabsurdpredictions.NeithershallIpermityoutoenjoyallbyyourselfthedelicatewineofthatwoman'swit.Whengoodthingsarepassinground,Iproposetohavemyshare.Mypresencecan'thurtyourprospects."
"Andifitdid,Ik,doyouthinkmesuchachurlastotrytocrowdyouaway?"
"That'smagnanimous.Isupposeyouandmycousincanmanagetokeepthepeacebetweenyou."
"IthinkthechangewillbefarmoredisagreeabletoMissMayhewthantome."
"Youareverypolitetosayso.Good-night."
"Well,"musedVanBerg,whenlefttohimself;"I'vemadeprogressto-dayafterafashion.Wehavebeenquitethoroughlyintroduced——infact'throwntogether,'asfateandallherfriendswillhaveit.
Imighthavebeenweeksingainingasmuchinsightintohercharacterascircumstanceshavegivenmeinafewbriefhours.Butwhatamiserablerevelationshehasmadeofherself——cowardicethismorning——fraudthisafternoon,andcoldselfishness,thatcanamuseitselfwiththemortificationandmisfortunesofothers,thisevening.Thisisthemoralsideofthepicture.ButwhenIcameto'speer'aroundtoseewhethershehadanymindorrealculture,theexhibitionwasstillmorepitiable.Yegods!thatagirlcanlivetoherageandknowsolittlethatisworthknowing!Sheknowshowtodress——thatis,howtoenhanceherphysicalbeauty;
andthat,Iadmit,isagreatdeal.Asfarasitgoesitiswell.
Butofthetasteofabeautifuland,atthesametime,intellectualandhighlycultivatedwoman,shehasnoconception;withheritisaquestionoffleshandbloodonly."
"Iwonderifitwilleverbeotherwise?Iwonderifhermarvellousbeauty,whichisnowlikeabuddingrose,thatpartlyconcealstheworminitsheart,willsoon,liketheoverblownflower,revealsoclearlywhatmarsitslifethatscarcelyanythingelsewillbenoticed.Whatafateforaman——tobetiedforlifetoawomanwhowill,withsuregradation,passfromatleastoutwardbeautytoutterhideousness!Beauty,inacaselikethis,isbutamaskwhichtimeortheloathsomefingersofdiseasewouldsurelystripoff;andthenwhatanobjectwouldconfrontthedisenchantedlover!
Itwouldbelikemarryingadisguiseddeath's-head.NeverbeforedidIrealizehowessentialismentalandmoralculturetogivevaluetomereexternalbeauty.
"Andyetsheseemstohaveakindofquicknessandaptness.Sheisnotwantinginwomanlyintuition.Istillaminclinedtobelieveshehasbeendwarfedbycircumstancesandherwretchedassociations.
Hermindhasbeengivennobettermeansofdevelopmentthantheknowledgeofherbeauty,thegeneralandsuperficialhomagethatitalwaysreceives,thelittleroundofthoughtthatcentresaboutself,andthedailyquestionofdress.That'snarrowingtheworlddowntoacagelargeenoughonlyforapoll-parrot.Ifthebirdwithinhasaparrot'snature,whatistheuseofopeningthedoorandshowingitlarkssinginginthesky?Ifearthat'swhatI'mtryingtodo,andthatIshallgobacktomyfallworkwithameagreportfolioandagrudgeagainstnature,formockingmewiththefairestbrokenpromiseevermade."
ChapterXIV.ARevelation.
Thenextdaythreatenedtobeadrearyone,fortherainfellsosteadilyastomakeallsunny,out-of-doorpleasuresimpossible.
Manylookedabroadwithfacesasdismalandcloudyasthesky;
forthenumberofthosewhoriseabovetheircircumstanceswithacheerycouragearebutfew.Humanfacescanshine,althoughthesunbeclouded;but,asarule,theshadowfallsonthefacealso,andtheregalspiritsuccumbslikeaclodofearth.
Thepeoplecamestragglingdownlatetobreakfastinthedarkmorning,and,withachildishegotismthatconsidersonlyselfandimmediatedesires,theloweringweatherwhichmeantrenewedbeautyandwealthtoalltheland,wasberatedasifitwereasmallspiteagainstthehandfulofpeopleattheLakeHouse.VanBergheardIdaMayhewexclaimingagainstthecloudsasifthisspitewereaimedatherselfonly.
"Someofherfriendsmightnotventurefromthecity,"shesaid.
"Theyyouthsarenotventuresome,then,"remarkedStanton,whoneverlostanopportunitytotease.
"Ofcoursetheydon'twishtogetwet,"shepouted.
"AndyetI'llwageranyamountthattheyarenotofthe'saltoftheearth'inanyscripturalsense.Well,theyhadbetterstayintown,forthiswouldbeaninstanceof'muchventured,nothinggained.'"
"Youremindmeofacertainfoxwhocouldnotsayenoughhardthingsaboutthegrapesthatwereoutofreach.Butmarkmywords,Mr.
Sibleywillcome,ifitpours."
"Hewouldn'triskthespoilingofhisclothesforanywomanliving."
"Youjudgehimbyyourself.Oh,dear,howshallIgetthroughthislong,horribleday!Youmencansmokelikebadchimneysthroughastorm,butformethereisnoresourceto-day,butadullnovelthatI'vereadoncebefore.Letmesee,I'llreadanhourandsleepthree,andthenitwillbetimetodressfordinner.Oh,good-morning,Mr.VanBerg,"shesaystotheartistwhohadbeenlisteningtoherwhileapparentlygivingcloseattentiontoMrs.
Mayhew'sinterminabletiradeagainstrainydays;"Ihavejustbeenenvyingyougentlemenwhocankillstupidhoursbysmoking."
"Iadmitthatitisalmostasbadassleeping."
"Iseethatyouhaveahomilypreparedonimprovingthetime,soIshallescapeatonce."
OnthestairsshemetMissBurton,whowasdescendingwithabreezyswiftnessasifsheweremakingachargeonthegeneralgloomandsullennessoftheday.
"Good-morning,MissMayhew,"shesaid;"I'mgladtoseeyoulookingsowellafterthesevereshakingupyouhadyesterday.Youwouldalmosttemptonetobelievethatroughusageissometimesgoodforus."
"Ihavenosuchbelief,Iassureyou.Yesterdaywasbadenough,butto-daypromisestobeworse.Iwasgoingtomakeupaboatingparty,butwhatcanonedowhenthewaterisoverheadinsteadofunderthekeel?"
"Scoresofthings,"wasthecheeryreply."I'mgoingtohaveagoodtime."
"I'mgoingtosleep,"saidIda,passingon.
"MissBurton,"saidStanton,joiningheratthefootofthestairs,"Iperceive,evenfromyourmannerofdescendingtoourlowerworld,thatyouaredestinedtovanquishthedullnessofthisrainyday.
Don'tyouwishanally?"
"Wouldyoubeanally,Mr.Stanton,ifyousawIwasdestinedtobevanquished?"
"OfcourseIwould."
"Lookintheparlorthen.Thereareatleastadozenladiesalreadyvanquished.Theyareoppressedbythefoul-fiend,'ennui.'
Transferyourchivalricoffertothemanddeliverthem."
"Stanton,"laughedVanBerg,"youareinhonorboundtodevoteyourselftothoseoppressedladies."
"TheprospectissodarkanddepressingthatIshallatleastcheermyselffirstwiththelightofacigar."
"Andsoyourchivalrywillendinsmoke,"shesaid.
"Yes,MissBurton,thesmokeofbattle,whereyouareconcerned."
"Ifearyourwitisreadierthanyoursword.Thesoldierthatboastshowhewouldoverwhelmsomeotherfoethantheonebeforehimlosescredittothedegreethatheprotests."
"Youaremoreexacting,MissBurton,thantheladywhothrewherglovedownamongthelions.WhatchancewouldHerculeshimselfhaveofliftingthosetwelveheavyfemalesoutofthedumps?"
"It'snotwhatwedo,butwhatweattempt,thatshowsourspirit."
"ThenIshallexpecttoseeyouattemptgreatthings."
"I'monlyawoman."
"AndI'monlyaman."
"Onlyaman!whatgreatervantage-groundcouldonehavethantobeaman?"
"Theadvantageisnotsouncommonthatoneneedbeundulyelated,"
stateStantonwithashrug."Iforgethowmanyhundredmillionsofusthereare.ButI'mcurioustoseehowyouwillsetaboutrenderingthehuesofthisleadendayprismatic."
"Onlybybeingtheinnocentcauseofyourhighlycoloredlanguage,Iimagine."
"Oh,dear,"exclaimedalittleboypetulantly,ashestrolledthroughthehallandlookedoutatthesteadydownfallofrain."Ohdear!
Whycan'titstopraining?"
"There'sthephilosophyofourtimeforyouinanutshell,"saidVanBerg."Whenahumanatomwantsanything,whatbusinesshastheuniversetostandinitsway?"
"Butyouhavenobetterphilosophytoofferthedisconsolatelittlefellow,Mr.BanBerg?"MissBurtonasked.
"Now,Van,it'syourturn.Remember,MissBurton,hehasthesamevantage-groundthatIhave.Indeedhe'shalfaninchtaller."
"Theworldlongagolearnedbetterthantomeasuremenbyinches,Mr.Stanton."
"Alas,MissBurton,"saidVanBerg;"thebestphilosophyIhaveisthis:whenitrains,letitrain."
"AndthusI'mprivilegedtomeetrepresentativesofthosetwoancientandhonorableschools,theStoicandEpicurean,andyouboththink,Ifear,thatifXanthippehadfoundedaschool,myphilosophywouldalsobedefined.ButperhapsyouwillthinkbetterofmeifItellthatlittlefellowastorytopassthetimeforhim.What'sthematter,littlefolk?"sheasked,fortwoorthreemoresmallcloudedfaceshadgatheredatthedoor.
"Matterenough,"saidtheboy."Thishorridoldrainkeepsusinthehouse,wherewecan'tdoanythingorstayanywhere.Wemustn'tplayintheparlor,wemustn'tmakeanoiseinthehalls,wemustn'trunonthepiazzas.I'dliketoliveinaworldwheretherewassomeplaceforboys."
"Poorchild,"saidMissBurton;"thisrainisasbadforyouasthedelugetoNoah'sdove,ithasleftyounorefugeforthesoleofyourfoot.Willyoucomewithme?Noonehassaidyoumustnothearajollystory."
"Youwon'ttellmeaboutanygoodlittleboyswhodiedwhentheywereasbigasIam?"
"I'llkeepmyword——itshallbeajollystory."
"Maywehearittoo?"askedtheotherchildren.
"Yes,allofyou."
"Whereshallwego?"
"Wewon'tdisturbanyoneinthefarcorneroftheparlorbythepiano.Ifyouknowofanyotherlittlepeople,youcanbringthemthere,too,"andtheyeachdartedoffinsearchofespecialcronies.
"Maywenothearthestoryalso?"askedStanton.
"No,indeed,Imaybeabletointerestchildren,butnotphilosophers."
"Thenwewillgoandmeditate,"saidVanBerg.
"Yes,"sheadded,"andinaccordancewithaNewYorkcustomofgreatantiquity,madefamiliartoyou,nodoubt,bythatgravehistorianDiedrichKnickerbocker,whogivesseveralgraphicaccountsofsuchcloudyruminationsonthepartofyourcity'sgreat-grandfathers."
"IfearyouthinkthattheworshipfulPeterStuyvensant'scounsellorsindulgedinmoretobaccothanthought,andthatthemajorityofthemhadasfewideasasoneofMr.Burleigh'schimneys,"saidVanBerg."Andyouregardusasthedirectdescendantsofthesemen,whoseliveswerecrownedwithsmoke-wreathsonly."
"Now,Mr.VanBerg,youproveyourselftobeaphilosopherofamodernschool,youdrawyourinductionssofarandwidefromyourdiminutivepremise."
"Well,MissBurton,youstandinveryfavorablecontrastwithuspoormortals.Wearegoingouttoaddtothecloudsthatlowerovertheworld,whileyouaretryingtobanishthem."
"Andif,afterhelpingthechildrentowardsthecloseofthisdismalday,yourheartshouldrelenttowardsus,"addedStanton,"youwillfindtwoworthyobjectsofyourcharity."
"Ohwhatafallingoffishere!"sheexclaimed,followingtheimpatientchildren."Knightsatfirst,thenphilosophers,andnowobjectsofcharity."
MissBurtonevidentlykeptherword,andtolda"jollystory,"forthefriendssawthroughtheparlorwindowsthatthecirclearoundhergrewlargerandmorehilariouscontinually.Thenwouldfollowmomentsofraptandeagerattention,showingthatthetalegainedinexcitementandinterestwhatitlostinhumor.Youngpeople,whodidnotliketobeclassedwithchildren,onebyoneyieldedtothetemptation.Therewaslifeandenjoymentinthatcorneranddulnesselsewhere,andnothingissoattractiveintheworldasgenuineandjoyouslife.
Evenelderlyladieslookedwistfullyupattheoccasionalburstsofcontagiousmerriment,andthensighedthattheyhadlostthepoweroflaughingsoeasily.
Atlastthemarvelouslegendcametoanendamidaroundofprolongedapplause.
"Another,another!"wasthegeneraloutcry.
ButMissBurtonhadobservedthattheladiesandgentlemenpresentseemedinclinedtobefriendlytowardstheyoungpeople'sfun,andthereforeshebroachedanotherschemeofpleasurethatwouldvarytheentertainment.
"Perhaps,"shesaid,"yourpapasandmammasandtheothergoodpeoplewillnotobjecttoanold-fashionedVirginiareel."
Ashoutofwelcomegreetedthisproposition.
MissBurtonraisedherfingersoimpressivelythattherewasaninstanthush.Indeedsheseemedtohavegainedentirecontrolofthelargeandmiscellaneousgroupwhichsurroundedher.
"Wewilldrawupapetition,"shesaid;"forwebestenjoyourownrightsandpleasureswhenrespectingthoseofothers.Thislittleboyandgirlshalltakethepetitionaroundtoalltheladiesandgentlemenintheroom,andthisshallbethepetition:
"'Dearladyandkindsir:Pleasedon'tobjecttoourdancingaVirginiareelintheparlor.'"
"Allwhowishtodancecansignit.Nowwewillgototheofficeanddrawupthepetition."Andawaytheyallstarted,theyoungerchildren,wildwithglee,caperinginadvance.