SincethenthecenturiesinEnglandhaveachievedsomethingdifferent;
  andsomethingwhich,fortunately,isperfectlyeasytostate。Thereisnodoubtaboutwhatwehavedone。Wehavekepttheinequality,butwehavedestroyedthesecurity。Themanisnottiedtotheland,asinserfdom;noristhelandtiedtotheman,asinapeasantry。Therichmanhasenteredintoanabsoluteownershipoffarmsandfields;andinthemodernindustrialphrasehehaslockedouttheEnglishpeople。Theycanonlyfindanacretodigorahousetosleepinbyacceptingsuchcompetitiveandcrueltermsashechoosestoimpose。
  Well,whatwouldhappenthen,overthelargerpartsoftheplanet,partsinhabitedbysavages?Savages,ofcourse,wouldhuntandfish。ThatretreatfortheEnglishpoorwasperceived;andthatretreatwascutoff。
  GamelawsweremadetoextendoverdistrictsliketheArcticsnowsortheSahara。TherichmanhadpropertyoveranimalshehadnomoredreamedofthanagovernorofRomanAfricahaddreamedofagiraffe。Heownedallthebirdsthatpassedoverhisland:hemightaswellhaveownedallthecloudsthatpassedoverit。IfarabbitranfromSmith'slandtoBrown'sland,itbelongedtoBrown,asifitwerehispetdog。
  Thelogicalanswertothiswouldbesimple:AnyonestungonBrown'slandoughttobeabletoprosecuteBrownforkeepingadangerouswaspwithoutamuzzle。
  Thusthepoormanwasforcedtobeatrampalongtheroadsandtosleepintheopen。Thatretreatwasperceived;andthatretreatwascutoff。
  AlandlessmaninEnglandcanbepunishedforbehavingintheonlywaythatalandlessmancanbehave:forsleepingunderahedgeinSurreyoronaseatontheEmbankment。Hissinisdescribedwithahideoussenseoffunasthatofhavingnovisiblemeansofsubsistence。
  Thelastpossibility,ofcourse,isthatuponwhichallhumanbeingswouldfallbackiftheyweresinkinginaswamporimpaledonaspikeordesertedonanisland。Itisthatofcallingoutforpitytothepasser-
  by。Thatretreatwasperceived;andthatretreatwascutoff。AmaninEnglandcanbesenttoprisonforaskinganothermanforhelpinthenameofGod。
  Youhavedoneallthesethings,andbysodoingyouhaveforcedthepoortoservetherich,andtoservethemonthetermsoftherich。Theyhavestilloneweaponleftagainsttheextremesofinsultandunfairness:thatweaponistheirnumbersandthenecessityofthosenumberstotheworkingofthatvastandslavishmachine。AndbecausetheystillhadthislastretreatwhichwecalltheStrike,becausethisretreatwasalsoperceived,therewastalkofthisretreatbeingalsocutoff。Whereupontheworkmenbecamesuddenlyandviolentlyangry;andstruckatyourBoardsandCommitteeshere,there,andwherevertheycould。Andyouopenedonthemtheeyesofowls,andsaid,"Itmustbethesunshine。”
  Youcouldonlygoonsaying,"Thesun,thesun。”ThatwaswhatthemaninIbsensaid,whenhehadlosthiswits。
  THEWRONGINCENDIARY
  IstoodlookingattheCoronationProcession——ImeantheoneinBeaconsfield;nottheratherelephantineimitationofitwhich,Ibelieve,hadsomesuccessinLondon——andIwasseriouslyimpressed。MostofmylifeispassedindiscoveringwithadeathlysurprisethatIwasquiteright。NeverbeforehaveIrealisedhowrightIwasinmaintainingthatthesmallareaexpressestherealpatriotism:thesmallerthefieldthetallerthetower。Therewerethingsinourlocalprocessionthatdidnotonemightevenreverentlysay,couldnotoccurintheLondonprocession。
  Oneofthemostprominentcitizensinourprocessionforinstancehadhisfaceblacked。Anotherrodeonaponywhichworepinkandbluetrousers。IwasnotpresentattheMetropolitanaffair,andthereforemyassertionissubjecttosuchcorrectionastheeyewitnessmayalwaysoffertotheabsentee。ButIbelievewithsomefirmnessthatnosuchfeaturesoccurredintheLondonpageant。
  ButitisnotofthelocalcelebrationthatIwouldspeak,butofsomethingthatoccurredbeforeit。Inthefieldbeyondtheendofmygardenthematerialsforabonfirehadbeenheaped;ahillofeverykindofrubbishandrefuseandthingsthatnobodywants;brokenchairs,deadtrees,rags,shavings,newspapers,newreligions,inpamphletform,reportsoftheEugenicCongress,andsoon。Allthisrefuse,materialandmental,itwasourpurposetopurifyandchangetoholyflameonthedaywhentheKingwascrowned。Thefollowingisanaccountoftheratherstrangethingthatreallyhappened。Idonotknowwhetheritwasanysortofsymbol;butInarrateitjustasitbefell。
  InthemiddleofthenightIwokeupslowlyandlistenedtowhatI
  supposedtobetheheavycrunchingofacart-wheelalongaroadofloosestones。Thenitgrewlouder,andIthoughtsomebodywasshootingoutcartloadsofstones;thenitseemedasiftheshockwasbreakingbigstonesintopieces。ThenIrealisedthatunderthissoundtherewasalsoastrange,sleepy,almostinaudibleroar;andthatontopofiteverynowandthencamepigmypopslikeabattleofpennypistols。ThenIknewwhatitwas。Iwenttothewindow;andagreatfirelightflungacrosstwomeadowssmotemewhereIstood。"Oh,myholyaunt,"Ithought,"they'vemistakentheCoronationDay。”
  AndyetwhenIeyedthetransfiguredsceneitdidnotseemexactlylikeabonfireoranyritualillumination。Itwastoochaotic,andtooclosetothehousesofthetown。Allonesideofacottagewaspaintedpinkwiththegiantbrushofflame;thenextside,bycontrast,waspaintedasblackastar。Alongthefrontofthisranablackeningrimorrampartedgedwitharestlessredribbonthatdancedanddoubledanddevouredlikeascarletsnake;andbeyonditwasnothingbutadeathlyfulnessoflight。
  Iputonsomeclothesandwentdowntheroad;allthedullorstartlingnoisesinthatdinofburninggrowinglouderandlouderasIwalked。Theheaviestsoundwasthatofanincessantcrackingandcrunching,asifsomegiantwithteethofstonewasbreakingupthebonesoftheworld。I
  hadnotyetcomewithinsightoftherealheartandhabitatofthefire;
  butthestrongredlight,likeanunnaturalmidnightsunset,powderedthegrayestgrasswithgoldandflushedthefewtalltreesuptothelastfingersoftheirfoliage。Behindthemthenightwasblackandcavernous;
  andonecouldonlytracefaintlytheashenhorizonbeyondthedarkandmagicWiltonWoods。AsIwent,aworkmanonabicycleshotaroodpastme;thenstaggeredfromhismachineandshoutedtometotellhimwherethefirewas。IansweredthatIwasgoingtosee,butthoughtitwasthecottagesbythewood-yard。Hesaid,"MyGod!"andvanished。
  AlittlefartheronIfoundgrassandpavementsoakingandflooded,andtheredandyellowflamesrepaintedinpoolsandpuddles。Beyondweredimhuddlesofpeopleandasmalldistantvoiceshoutingoutorders。Thefire-engineswereatwork。Iwentonamongtheredreflections,whichseemedlikesubterraneanfires;Ihadasingularsensationofbeinginaveryimportantdream。Oddlyenough,thiswasincreasedwhenIfoundthatmostofmyfriendsandneighbourswereentangledinthecrowd。Onlyindreamsdoweseefamiliarfacessovividlyagainstablackbackgroundofmidnight。Iwasgladtofindfortheworkmancyclist'ssakethatthefirewasnotinthehousesbythewood-yard,butinthewood-yarditself。
  Therewasnofearforhumanlife,andthethingwasseeminglyaccidental;
  thoughthereweretheusualuglywhispersaboutrivalryandrevenge。
  ButforallthatIcouldnotshakeoffmydream-druggedsoulaswollen,tragic,portentoussortofsensation,thatitallhadsomethingtodowiththecrowningoftheEnglishKing,andthegloryortheendofEngland。ItwasnottillIsawthepuddlesandtheashesinbroaddaylightnextmorningthatIwasfundamentallycertainthatmymidnightadventurehadnothappenedoutsidethisworld。
  ButIwasmorearrogantthantheancientEmperorsPharaohorNebuchadnezzar;forIattemptedtointerpretmyowndream。Thefirewasfeedinguponsolidstacksofunusedbeechorpine,grayandwhitepilesofvirginwood。Itwasanorgyofmerewaste;thousandsofgoodthingswerebeingkilledbeforetheyhadeverexisted。Doors,tables,walking-
  sticks,wheelbarrows,woodenswordsforboys,DutchdollsforgirlsI
  couldhearthecryofeachuncreatedthingasitexpiredintheflames。
  AndthenIthoughtofthatothernobletowerofneedlessthingsthatstoodinthefieldbeyondmygarden;thebonfire,themountainofvanities,thatismeantforburning;andhowitstooddarkandlonelyinthemeadow,andthebirdshoppedonitscornersandthedewtouchedandspangleditstwigs。AndIrememberedthattherearetwokindsoffires,theBadFireandtheGoodFirethelastmustsurelybethemeaningofBonfire。AndtheparadoxisthattheGoodFireismadeofbadthings,ofthingsthatwedonotwant;buttheBadFireismadeofgoodthings,ofthingsthatwedowant;likeallthatwealthofwoodthatmighthavemadedollsandchairsandtables,butwasonlymakingahuelessash。
  AndthenIsaw,inmyvision,thatjustastherearetwofires,sotherearetworevolutions。AndIsawthatthewholemadmodernworldisaracebetweenthem。Whichwillhappenfirst——therevolutioninwhichbadthingsshallperish,orthatotherrevolution,inwhichgoodthingsshallperishalso?Oneistheriotthatallgoodmen,eventhemostconservative,reallydreamof,whenthesneershallbestruckfromthefaceofthewell-fed;whenthewineofhonourshallbepoureddownthethroatofdespair;whenweshall,sofarastothesonsoffleshispossible,taketyrannyandusuryandpublictreasonandbindthemintobundlesandburnthem。Andtheotheristhedisruptionthatmaycomeprematurely,negatively,andsuddenlyinthenight;likethefireinmylittletown。
  Itmaycomebecausethemerestrainofmodernlifeisunbearable;andiniteventhethingsthatmendodesiremaybreakdown;marriageandfairownershipandworshipandthemysteriousworthofman。Thetworevolutions,whiteandblack,areracingeachotherliketworailwaytrains;Icannotguesstheissue……butevenasIthoughtofit,thetallestturretofthetimberstoopedandfalteredandcamedowninacataractofnoises。Andthefire,findingpassage,wentupwithaspoutlikeafountain。Itstoodfarupamongthestarsforaninstant,ablazingpillarofbrassfitforapaganconqueror,sohighthatonecouldfancyitvisibleawayamongthegoblintreesofBurnhamoralongtheterracesoftheChilternHills。
  THEFREEMAN
  Theideaoflibertyhasultimatelyareligiousroot;thatiswhymenfinditsoeasytodieforandsodifficulttodefine。Itrefersfinallytothefactthat,whiletheoysterandthepalmtreehavetosavetheirlivesbylaw,manhastosavehissoulbychoice。RuskinrebukedColeridgeforpraisingfreedom,andsaidthatnomanwouldwishthesuntobefree。Itseemsenoughtoanswerthatnomanwouldwishtobethesun。SpeakingasaLiberal,IhavemuchmoresympathywiththeideaofJoshuastoppingthesuninheaventhanwiththeideaofRuskintrottinghisdailyroundinimitationofitsregularity。JoshuawasaRadical,andhisastronomicalactwasdistinctlyrevolutionary。Forallrevolutionisthemasteringofmatterbythespiritofman,theemergenceofthathumanauthoritywithinuswhich,inthenoblewordsofSirThomasBrowne,"owesnohomageuntothesun。”
  Generally,themoralsubstanceoflibertyisthis:thatmanisnotmeantmerelytoreceivegoodlaws,goodfood:orgoodconditions,likeatreeinagarden,butismeanttotakeacertainprincelypleasureinselectingandshapinglikethegardener。PerhapsthatisthemeaningofthetradeofAdam。Andthebestpopularwordsforrenderingtherealideaoflibertyarethosewhichspeakofmanasacreator。Weusetheword"make"aboutmostofthethingsinwhichfreedomisessential,asacountrywalkorafriendshiporaloveaffair。Whenaman"makeshisway"throughawoodhehasreallycreated,hehasbuiltaroad,liketheRomans。Whenaman"makesafriend,"hemakesaman。Andinthethirdcasewetalkofaman"makinglove,"asifhewereas,indeed,heis
  creatingnewmassesandcoloursofthatflamingmaterialanawfulformofmanufacture。Initsprimaryspiritualsense,libertyisthegodinman,or,ifyouliketheword,theartist。
  InitssecondarypoliticalsenselibertyisthelivinginfluenceofthecitizenontheStateinthedirectionofmouldingordeflectingit。Menaretheonlycreaturesthatevidentlypossessit。Ontheonehand,theeaglehasnoliberty;heonlyhasloneliness。Ontheotherhand,ants,bees,andbeaversexhibitthehighestmiracleoftheStateinfluencingthecitizen;butnoperceptibletraceofthecitizeninfluencingtheState。Youmay,ifyoulike,calltheantsademocracyasyoumaycallthebeesadespotism。ButIfancythatthearchitecturalantwhoattemptedtointroduceanartnouveaustyleofant-hillwouldhaveacareerascurtandfruitlessasthecelebratedbeewhowantedtoswarmalone。Theisolationofthisideainhumanityisakintoitsreligiouscharacter;butitisnoteveninhumanitybyanymeansequallydistributed。
  TheideathattheStateshouldnotonlybesupportedbyitschildren,liketheant-hill,butshouldbeconstantlycriticisedandreconstructedbythem,isanideastrongerinChristendomthananyotherpartoftheplanet;strongerinWesternthanEasternEurope。Andtouchingthepureideaoftheindividualbeingfreetospeakandactwithinlimits,theassertionofthisidea,wemayfairlysay,hasbeenthepeculiarhonourofourowncountry。FormypartIgreatlyprefertheJingoismofRuleBritanniatotheImperialismofTheRecessional。IhavenoobjectiontoBritanniarulingthewaves。Idrawthelinewhenshebeginstorulethedryland——andsuchdamnablydrylandtoo——asinAfrica。AndtherewasarealoldEnglishsincerityinthevulgarchorusthat"Britonsnevershallbeslaves。”Wehadnoequalityandhardlyanyjustice;butfreedomwewerereallyfondof。AndIthinkjustnowitisworthwhiletodrawattentiontotheoldoptimisticprophecythat"Britonsnevershallbeslaves。”
  ThemereloveoflibertyhasneverbeenatalowerebbinEnglandthanithasbeenforthelasttwentyyears。NeverbeforehasitbeensoeasytoslipsmallBillsthroughParliamentforthepurposeoflockingpeopleup。
  Neverwasitsoeasytosilenceawkwardquestions,ortoprotecthigh-
  placedofficials。TwohundredyearsagoweturnedouttheStuartsratherthanendangertheHabeasCorpusAct。TwoyearsagoweabolishedtheHabeasCorpusActratherthanturnouttheHomeSecretary。WepassedalawwhichisnowinforcethatanEnglishman'spunishmentshallnotdependuponjudgeandjury,butuponthegovernorsandjailerswhohavegotholdofhim。Butthisisnottheonlycase。Thescornoflibertyisintheair。AnewspaperisseizedbythepoliceinTrafalgarSquarewithoutawordofaccusationorexplanation。TheHomeSecretarysaysthatinhisopinionthepoliceareverynicepeople,andthereisanendofthematter。AMemberofParliamentattemptstocriticiseapeerage。
  TheSpeakersayshemustnotcriticiseapeerage,andtherethematterdrops。
  Politicalliberty,letusrepeat,consistsinthepowerofcriticisingthoseflexiblepartsoftheStatewhichconstantlyrequirereconsideration,notthebasis,butthemachinery。Inplainerwords,itmeansthepowerofsayingthesortofthingsthatadecentbutdiscontentedcitizenwantstosay。HedoesnotwanttospitontheBible,ortorunaboutwithoutclothes,ortoreadtheworstpageinZolafromthepulpitofSt。Paul's。Thereforetheforbiddingofthesethingswhetherjustornotisonlytyrannyinasecondaryandspecialsense。
  Itrestrainstheabnormal,notthenormalman。Butthenormalman,thedecentdiscontentedcitizen,doeswanttoprotestagainstunfairlawcourts。Hedoeswanttoexposebrutalitiesofthepolice。HedoeswanttomakegameofavulgarpawnbrokerwhoismadeaPeer。Hedoeswantpubliclytowarnpeopleagainstunscrupulouscapitalistsandsuspiciousfinance。Ifheisruninfordoingthisashewillbehedoeswanttoproclaimthecharacterorknownprejudicesofthemagistratewhotrieshim。Ifheissenttoprisonashewillbehedoeswanttohaveaclearandcivilisedsentence,tellinghimwhenhewillcomeout。Andtheseareliterallyandexactlythethingsthathenowcannotget。Thatisthealmostcloyinghumourofthepresentsituation。Icansayabnormalthingsinmodernmagazines。ItisthenormalthingsthatIamnotallowedtosay。IcanwriteinsomesolemnquarterlyanelaboratearticleexplainingthatGodisthedevil;IcanwriteinsomeculturedweeklyanaestheticfancydescribinghowIshouldliketoeatboiledbaby。
  ThethingImustnotwriteisrationalcriticismofthemenandinstitutionsofmycountry。
  ThepresentconditionofEnglandisbrieflythis:ThatnoEnglishmancansayinpublicatwentiethpartofwhathesaysinprivate。Onecannotsay,forinstance,that——ButIamafraidImustleaveoutthatinstance,becauseonecannotsayit。Icannotprovemycase——becauseitissotrue。
  THEHYPOTHETICALHOUSEHOLDER
  Wehavereadofsomecelebratedphilosopherwhowassoabsent-mindedthathepaidacallathisownhouse。Myownabsent-mindednessisextreme,andmyphilosophy,ofcourse,isthemarvelofmenandangels。ButI
  neverquitemanagedtobesoabsent-mindedasthat。Someyardsatleastfrommyowndoor,somethingvaguelyfamiliarhasalwayscaughtmyeye;
  andthusthejokehasbeenspoiled。OfcourseIhavequiteconstantlywalkedintoanotherman'shouse,thinkingitwasmyownhouse;myvisitsbecamealmostmonotonous。Butwalkingintomyownhouseandthinkingitwasanotherman'shouseisaflightofpoeticdetachmentstillbeyondme。
  Somethingofthesensationsthatsuchanabsent-mindedmanmustfeelI
  reallyfelttheotherday;andverypleasantsensationstheywere。Thebestpartsofeveryproperromancearethefirstchapterandthelastchapter;andtoknockatastrangedoorandfindanicewifewouldbetoconcentratethebeginningandendofallromance。
  Minewasamilderandslighterexperience,butitsthrillwasofthesamekind。ForIstrolledthroughaplaceIhadimaginedquitevirginandunvisitedasfarasIwasconcerned,andIsuddenlyfoundIwastreadinginmyownfootprints,andthefootprintswerenearlytwentyyearsold。
  Itwasoneofthosestretchesofcountrywhichalwayssuggestsanalmostunnaturaldecay;thicketsandheathsthathavegrownoutofwhatwereoncegreatgardens。Gardenflowersstillgrowthereaswildflowers,asitsaysinsomegoodpoeticcoupletwhichIforget;andthereissomethingsingularlyromanticanddisastrousaboutseeingthingsthatweresolongahumanpropertyandcarefightingfortheirownhandinthethicket。Onealmostexpectstofindadecayeddog-kennel;withthedogevolvedintoawolf。
  Thisdesolategarden-landhadbeeneveninmyyouthscrappilyplannedoutforbuilding。Thehalf-builtoremptyhouseshadappearedquitethreateninglyontheedgeofthisheathevenwhenIwalkedoverityearsagoandalmostasaboy。Iwasastonishedthatthebuildinghadgonenofarther;Isupposesomebodywentbankruptandsomebodyelsedislikedbuilding。ButIremember,especiallyalongonesideofthistangleorcoppice,thattherehadoncebeenarowofhalf-builthouses。Thebrickofwhichtheywerebuiltwasasortofplainpink;everythingelsewasablindingwhite;thehousessmokedwithwhitedustandwhitesawdust;andonmanyofthewindowswererubbedthoseroundroughdisksofwhitewhichalwaysdelightedmeasachild。Theylookedlikethewhiteeyesofsomeblindgiant。
  Icouldseethecrude,parchedpink-and-whitevillasstill;thoughIhadnotthoughtatallofthemforaquarterofmylife;andhadnotthoughtmuchofthemevenwhenIsawthem。ThenIwasanidle,buteageryouthwalkingoutfromLondon;nowIwasamostreluctantlybusymiddle-agedperson,cominginfromthecountry。Youth,Ithink,seemsfartheroffthanchildhood,foritmadeitselfmoreofasecret。Likeaprenatalpicture,distant,tiny,andquitedistinct,IsawthisheathonwhichI
  stood;andIlookedaroundforthestringofbright,half-bakedvillas。
  Theystillstoodthere;buttheywerequiterussetandweather-stained,asiftheyhadstoodforcenturies。
  IrememberedexactlywhatIhaddoneonthatdaylongago。Ihadhalfslidonamirydescent;itwasstillthere;alittlelowerIhadknockedoffthetopofathistle;thethistleshadnotbeendiscouraged,butwerestillgrowing。IrecalleditbecauseIhadwonderedwhyoneknocksoffthetopsofthistles;andthenIhadthoughtofTarquin;andthenIhadrecitedmostofMacaulay'sVIRGINIAtomyself,forIwasyoung。AndthenIcametoatatterededgewheretheverytufthadwhitenedwiththesawdustandbrick-dustfromthenewrowofhouses;andtwoorthreegreenstarsofdockandthistlegrewspasmodicallyabouttheblindingroad。
  IrememberedhowIhadwalkedupthisnewone-sidedstreetallthoseyearsago;andIrememberedwhatIhadthought。Ithoughtthatthisredandwhiteglaringterraceatnoonwasreallymorecreepyandmorelonesomethanaglimmeringchurchyardatmidnight。Thechurchyardcouldonlybefulloftheghostsofthedead;butthesehouseswerefulloftheghostsoftheunborn。Andamancanneverfindahomeinthefutureashecanfinditinthepast。Iwasalwaysfascinatedbythatmediaevalnotionoferectingarudelycarpenteredstageinthestreet,andactingonitamiracleplayoftheHolyFamilyortheLastJudgment。AndI
  thoughttomyselfthateachoftheseglaring,gaping,newjerry-builtboxeswasindeedaricketystageerectedfortheactingofarealmiracleplay;thathumanfamilythatisalmosttheholyone,andthathumandeaththatisneartothelastjudgment。
  Forsomefoolishreasonthelasthousebutoneinthatimperfectrowespeciallyhauntedmewithitshollowgrinandemptywindow-eyes。
  Somethingintheshapeofthisbrick-and-mortarskeletonwasattractive;
  andtherebeingnoworkmenabout,Istrolledintoitforcuriosityandsolitude。Igave,withallthesky-deepgravityofyouth,abenedictionuponthemanwhowasgoingtolivethere。IevenrememberthatfortheconvenienceofmeditationIcalledhimJamesHarrogate。
  AsIreflecteditcrawledbackintomymemorythatIhadmildlyplayedthefoolinthathouseonthatdistantday。Ihadsomeredchalkinmypocket,Ithink,andIwrotethingsontheunpaperedplasterwalls;
  thingsaddressedtoMr。Harrogate。AdimmemorytoldmethatIhadwrittenupinwhatIsupposedtobethedining-room:
  JamesHarrogate,thankGodformeat,Theneatandeatandeatandeat,orsomethingofthatkind。Ifaintlyfeelthatsomelongerlyricwasscrawledonthewallsofwhatlookedlikeabedroom,somethingbeginning:
  Whenlayingwhatyoucallyourhead,OHarrogate,uponyourbed,andthereallmymemorydislimnsanddecays。ButIcouldstillseequitevividlytheplainplasteredwallsandtherude,irregularwriting,andtheplaceswheretheredchalkbroke。Icouldseethem,Imean,inmemory;forwhenIcamedownthatroadagainafterasixthofacenturythehousewasverydifferent。
  Ihadseenitbeforeatnoon,andnowIfounditinthedusk。Butitswindowsglowedwithlightsofmanyartificialsorts;oneofitslowsquarewindowsstoodopen;fromthisthereescapeduptheroadastreamoflamplightandastreamofsinging。Somesortofgirl,atleast,wasstandingatsomesortofpiano,andsingingasongofhealthysentimentalisminthathousewherelongagomyblessinghaddiedonthewindandmypoemsbeencoveredupbythewallpaper。IstoodoutsidethatlamplithouseatduskfullofthosethoughtsthatIshallneverexpressifIlivetobeamillionanybetterthanIexpressedtheminredchalkuponthewall。ButafterIhadhoveredalittle,andwasabouttowithdraw,amadimpulseseizedme。Irangthebell。Isaidindistinctaccentstoaverysmartsuburbanmaid,"DoesMr。JamesHarrogatelivehere?"
  Shesaidhedidn't;butthatshewouldinquire,incaseIwaslookingforhimintheneighbourhood;butIexcusedherfromsuchexertion。Ihadonemoment'simpulsetolookforhimallovertheworld;andthendecidednottolookforhimatall。
  THEPRIESTOFSPRING
  ThesunhasstrengthenedandtheairsoftenedjustbeforeEasterDay。
  Butitisatroubledbrightnesswhichhasabreathnotonlyofnoveltybutofrevolution,Therearetwogreatarmiesofthehumanintellectwhowillfighttilltheendonthisvitalpoint,whetherEasteristobecongratulatedonfittinginwiththeSpring——ortheSpringonfittinginwithEaster。
  Theonlytwothingsthatcansatisfythesoulareapersonandastory;
  andevenastorymustbeaboutaperson。Thereareindeedveryvoluptuousappetitesandenjoymentsinmereabstractionslikemathematics,logic,orchess。Butthesemerepleasuresofthemindarelikemerepleasuresofthebody。Thatis,theyaremerepleasures,thoughtheymaybegiganticpleasures;theycanneverbyamereincreaseofthemselvesamounttohappiness。Amanjustabouttobehangedmayenjoyhisbreakfast;especiallyifitbehisfavouritebreakfast;andinthesamewayhemayenjoyanargumentwiththechaplainaboutheresy,especiallyifitishisfavouriteheresy。Butwhetherhecanenjoyeitherofthemdoesnotdependoneitherofthem;itdependsuponhisspiritualattitudetowardsasubsequentevent。Andthateventisreallyinterestingtothesoul;becauseitistheendofastoryandassomeholdtheendofaperson。