scendedslowly,pathetically,andthen,withthelongblackeyelasheslyingonherwhitecheeks,shelookedreadytofalldowninaswoon。Butsheneverevenswayedwhereshestood。Heurgedherloudlytofollowhimatonce,andwalkedtowardsthedooratthebottomofthecellarstairswithoutlookingbehindhim。
  And,asamatteroffact,shedidmoveafterhimapaceortwo。But,ofcourse,hewasnotallowedtoreachthedoor。Therewereangryexclamations,ashort,fiercescuffle。Flungawayviolently,hecameflyingback-
  wardsuponher,andfell。Shethrewoutherarmsinagestureofdismayandsteppedaside,justclearofhishead,whichstruckthegroundheavilynearhershoe。
  "Hegruntedwiththeshock。Bythetimehehadpickedhimselfup,slowly,dazedly,hewasawaketotherealityofthings。Themanintowhosehandshehadthrusttheleathercasehadextractedtherefromanarrowstripofbluishpaper。Hehelditupabovehishead,and,asafterthescuffleanexpectantuneasystill-
  nessreignedoncemore,hethrewitdowndisdainfullywiththewords,'Ithink,comrades,thatthisproofwashardlynecessary。'
  "Quickasthought,thegirlstoopedaftertheflutter-
  ingslip。Holdingitspreadoutinbothhands,shelookedatit;then,withoutraisinghereyes,openedherfingersslowlyandletitfall。
  "Iexaminedthatcuriousdocumentafterwards。Itwassignedbyaveryhighpersonage,andstampedandcountersignedbyotherhighofficialsinvariouscountriesofEurope。Inhistrade——orshallIsay,inhismission?——
  thatsortoftalismanmighthavebeennecessary,nodoubt。Eventothepoliceitself——allbuttheheads——
  hehadbeenknownonlyasSevrinthenotedanarchist。
  "Hehunghishead,bitinghislowerlip。Achangehadcomeoverhim,asortofthoughtful,absorbedcalm-
  ness。Nevertheless,hepanted。Hissidesworkedvisi-
  bly,andhisnostrilsexpandedandcollapsedinweirdcontrastwithhissombreaspectofafanaticalmonkinameditativeattitude,butwithsomething,too,inhisfaceofanactorintentupontheterribleexigenciesofhispart。BeforehimHornedeclaimed,haggardandbearded,likeaninspireddenunciatoryprophetfromawilderness。Twofanatics。Theyweremadetounder-
  standeachother。Doesthissurpriseyou?Isup-
  poseyouthinkthatsuchpeoplewouldbefoamingatthemouthandsnarlingateachother?"
  IprotestedhastilythatIwasnotsurprisedintheleast;thatIthoughtnothingofthekind;thatanarchistsingeneralweresimplyinconceivabletomementally,morally,logically,sentimentally,andevenphysically。
  Xreceivedthisdeclarationwithhisusualwoodennessandwenton。
  "Hornehadburstoutintoeloquence。Whilepour-
  ingoutscornfulinvective,helettearsescapefromhiseyesandrolldownhisblackbeardunheeded。Sevrinpantedquickerandquicker。Whenheopenedhismouthtospeak,everyonehungonhiswords。
  "'Don'tbeafool,Horne,'hebegan。'YouknowverywellthatIhavedonethisfornoneofthereasonsyouarethrowingatme。'Andinamomenthebecameoutwardlyassteadyasarockundertheother'sluridstare。'Ihavebeenthwarting,deceiving,andbetrayingyou——fromconviction。'
  "HeturnedhisbackonHorne,andaddressingthegirl,repeatedthewords:'Fromconviction。'
  "It'sextraordinaryhowcoldshelooked。Isupposeshecouldnotthinkofanyappropriategesture。Therecanhavebeenfewprecedentsindeedforsuchasitu-
  ation。
  "'Clearasdaylight,'headded。'Doyouunderstandwhatthatmeans?Fromconviction。'
  "Andstillshedidnotstir。Shedidnotknowwhattodo。Butthelucklesswretchwasabouttogivehertheopportunityforabeautifulandcorrectgesture。
  "'Ihavefeltinmethepowertomakeyousharethisconviction,'heprotested,ardently。Hehadfor-
  gottenhimself;hemadeasteptowardsher——perhapshestumbled。Tomeheseemedtobestoopinglowasiftotouchthehemofhergarment。Andthentheappropriategesturecame。Shesnatchedherskirtawayfromhispollutingcontactandavertedherheadwithanupwardtilt。Itwasmagnificentlydone,thisgestureofconventionallyunstainedhonour,ofanun-
  blemishedhigh-mindedamateur。
  "Nothingcouldhavebeenbetter。Andheseemedtothinkso,too,foroncemoreheturnedaway。Butthistimehefacednoone。Hewasagainpantingfright-
  fully,whilehefumbledhurriedlyinhiswaistcoatpocket,andthenraisedhishandtohislips。Therewassomethingfurtiveinthismovement,butdirectlyafter-
  wardshisbearingchanged。Hislabouredbreathinggavehimaresemblancetoamanwhohadjustrunadesperaterace;butacuriousairofdetachment,ofsud-
  denandprofoundindifference,replacedthestrainofthestrivingeffort。Theracewasover。Ididnotwanttoseewhatwouldhappennext。Iwasonlytoowellaware。Ituckedtheyounglady'sarmunderminewithoutaword,andmademywaywithhertothestairs。
  "Herbrotherwalkedbehindus。Half-wayuptheshortflightsheseemedunabletoliftherfeethighenoughforthesteps,andwehadtopullandpushtogethertothetop。Inthepassageshedraggedherselfalong,hangingonmyarm,helplesslybentlikeanoldwoman。Weissuedintoanemptystreetthroughahalf-opendoor,staggeringlikebesottedrevellers。Atthecornerwestoppedafour-wheeler,andtheancientdriverlookedroundfromhisboxwithmorosescornatoureffortstogetherin。TwiceduringthedriveIfelthercollapseonmyshoulderinahalffaint。Facingus,theyouthinknickerbockersremainedasmuteasafish,and,tillhejumpedoutwiththelatch-key,satmorestillthanIwouldhavebelieveditpossible。
  "Atthedooroftheirdrawing-roomsheleftmyarmandwalkedinfirst,catchingatthechairsandtables。
  Sheunpinnedherhat,then,exhaustedwiththeeffort,hercloakstillhangingfromhershoulders,flungher-
  selfintoadeeparmchair,sideways,herfacehalfburiedinacushion。Thegoodbrotherappearedsilentlybeforeherwithaglassofwater。Shemotioneditaway。Hedrankithimselfandwalkedofftoadis-
  tantcorner——behindthegrandpiano,somewhere。AllwasstillinthisroomwhereIhadseen,forthefirsttime,Sevrin,theanti-anarchist,captivatedandspell-
  boundbytheconsummateandhereditarygrimacesthatinacertainsphereoflifetaketheplaceoffeelingswithanexcellenteffect。Isupposeherthoughtswerebusywiththesamememory。Hershouldersshookviolently。Apureattackofnerves。Whenitquieteddownsheaffectedfirmness,'Whatisdonetoamanofthatsort?Whatwilltheydotohim?'
  "'Nothing。Theycandonothingtohim,'Iassuredher,withperfecttruth。Iwasprettycertainhehaddiedinlessthantwentyminutesfromthemomenthishandhadgonetohislips。Forifhisfanaticalanti-
  anarchismwentevenasfarascarryingpoisoninhispocket,onlytorobhisadversariesoflegitimateven-
  geance,Iknewhewouldtakecaretoprovidesomethingthatwouldnotfailhimwhenrequired。
  "Shedrewanangrybreath。Therewereredspotsonhercheeksandafeverishbrillianceinhereyes。
  "'Haseveranyonebeenexposedtosuchaterribleexperience?Tothinkthathehadheldmyhand!
  Thatman!'Herfacetwitched,shegulpeddownapatheticsob。'IfIeverfeltsureofanything,itwasofSevrin'shigh-mindedmotives。'
  "Thenshebegantoweepquietly,whichwasgoodforher。Thenthroughherfloodoftears,halfresentful,'Whatwasithesaidtome?——"Fromconviction!"
  Itseemedavilemockery。Whatcouldhemeanbyit?'
  "'That,mydearyounglady,'Isaid,gently,'ismorethanIoranybodyelsecaneverexplaintoyou。'"
  Mr。Xflickedacrumboffthefrontofhiscoat。
  "Andthatwasstrictlytrueastoher。ThoughHorne,forinstance,understoodverywell;andsodidI,especiallyafterwehadbeentoSevrin'slodginginadismalbackstreetofanintenselyrespectablequarter。
  Hornewasknownthereasafriend,andwehadnodifficultyinbeingadmitted,theslatternlymaidmerelyremarking,assheletusin,that'MrSevrinhadnotbeenhomethatnight。'Weforcedopenacoupleofdrawersinthewayofduty,andfoundalittleusefulinformation。
  Themostinterestingpartwashisdiary;forthisman,engagedinsuchdeadlywork,hadtheweaknesstokeeparecordofthemostdamnatorykind。Therewerehisactsandalsohisthoughtslaidbaretous。Butthedeaddon'tmindthat。Theydon'tmindanything。
  "'Fromconviction。'Yes。Avaguebutardenthumanitarianismhadurgedhiminhisfirstyouthintothebitterestextremityofnegationandrevolt。After-
  wardshisoptimismflinched。Hedoubtedandbecamelost。Youhaveheardofconvertedatheists。Theseturnoftenintodangerousfanatics,butthesoulremainsthesame。Afterhehadgotacquaintedwiththegirl,therearetobemetinthatdiaryofhisveryqueerpolitico-amorousrhapsodies。Hetookhersovereigngrimaceswithdeadlyseriousness。Helongedtocon-
  verther。Butallthiscannotinterestyou。Fortherest,Idon'tknowifyouremember——itisagoodmanyyearsagonow——thejournalisticsensationofthe'Hermi-
  oneStreetMystery';thefindingofaman'sbodyinthecellarofanemptyhouse;theinquest;somearrests;
  manysurmises——thensilence——theusualendformanyobscuremartyrsandconfessors。Thefactis,hewasnotenoughofanoptimist。Youmustbeasavage,tyrannical,pitiless,thick-and-thinoptimist,likeHorne,forinstance,tomakeagoodsocialrebeloftheextremetype。
  Herosefromthetable。Awaiterhurriedupwithhisovercoat;anotherheldhishatinreadiness。
  "Butwhatbecameoftheyounglady?"Iasked。
  "Doyoureallywanttoknow?"hesaid,buttoninghimselfinhisfurcoatcarefully。"IconfesstothesmallmaliceofsendingherSevrin'sdiary。Shewentintoretirement;thenshewenttoFlorence;thenshewentintoretreatinaconvent。Ican'ttellwhereshewillgonext。Whatdoesitmatter?Gestures!Gestures!
  Meregesturesofherclass。"
  Hefittedonhisglossyhighhatwithextremepre-
  cision,andcastingarapidglanceroundtheroom,fullofwell-dressedpeople,innocentlydining,mutteredbetweenhisteeth:
  "Andnothingelse!Thatiswhytheirkindisfatedtoperish。"
  InevermetMr。Xagainafterthatevening。Itooktodiningatmyclub。OnmynextvisittoParisIfoundmyfriendallimpatiencetohearoftheeffectproducedonmebythisrareitemofhiscollection。Itoldhimallthestory,andhebeamedonmewiththeprideofhisdistinguishedspecimen。
  "Isn'tXwellworthknowing?"hebubbledoveringreatdelight。"He'sunique,amazing,absolutelyterrific。"
  Hisenthusiasmgrateduponmyfinerfeelings。I
  toldhimcurtlythattheman'scynicismwassimplyabominable。
  "Oh,abominable!abominable!"assentedmyfriend,effusively。"Andthen,youknow,helikestohavehislittlejokesometimes,"headdedinaconfidentialtone。
  Ifailtounderstandtheconnectionofthislastre-
  mark。Ihavebeenutterlyunabletodiscoverwhereinallthisthejokecomesin。
  ANINDIGNANTTALE
  THEBRUTE
  DODGINGinfromtherain-sweptstreet,IexchangedasmileandaglancewithMissBlankinthebaroftheThreeCrows。Thisexchangewaseffectedwithex-
  tremepropriety。Itisashocktothinkthat,ifstillalive,MissBlankmustbesomethingoversixtynow。
  Howtimepasses!
  Noticingmygazedirectedinquiringlyattheparti-
  tionofglassandvarnishedwood,MissBlankwasgoodenoughtosay,encouragingly:
  "OnlyMr。JermynandMr。StonorintheparlourwithanothergentlemanI'veneverseenbefore。"
  Imovedtowardstheparlourdoor。Avoicedis-
  coursingontheothersideitwasbutamatchboardpartition,rosesoloudlythattheconcludingwordsbecamequiteplaininalltheiratrocity。
  "ThatfellowWilmotfairlydashedherbrainsout,andagoodjob,too!"
  Thisinhumansentiment,sincetherewasnothingprofaneorimproperinit,failedtodoasmuchastochecktheslightyawnMissBlankwasachievingbehindherhand。Andsheremainedgazingfixedlyatthewindow-panes,whichstreamedwithrain。
  AsIopenedtheparlourdoorthesamevoicewentoninthesamecruelstrain:
  "IwasgladwhenIheardshegottheknockfromsomebodyatlast。SorryenoughforpoorWilmot,though。ThatmanandIusedtobechumsatonetime。Ofcoursethatwastheendofhim。Aclearcaseifthereeverwasone。Nowayoutofit。Noneatall。"
  ThevoicebelongedtothegentlemanMissBlankhadneverseenbefore。Hestraddledhislonglegsonthehearthrug。Jermyn,leaningforward,heldhispocket-
  handkerchiefspreadoutbeforethegrate。Helookedbackdismallyoverhisshoulder,andasIslippedbehindoneofthelittlewoodentables,Inoddedtohim。Ontheothersideofthefire,imposinglycalmandlarge,satMr。Stonor,jammedtightintoacapaciousWindsorarmchair。Therewasnothingsmallabouthimbuthisshort,whiteside-whiskers。Yardsandyardsofextrasuperfineblueclothmadeupintoanovercoat
  reposedonachairbyhisside。Andhemustjusthavebroughtsomelinerfromsea,becauseanotherchairwassmotheredunderhisblackwaterproof,ampleasapall,andmadeofthree-foldoiledsilk,double-stitchedthroughout。Aman'shand-bagoftheusualsizelookedlikeachild'stoyonthefloornearhisfeet。
  Ididnotnodtohim。Hewastoobigtobenoddedtointhatparlour。HewasaseniorTrinitypilotandcondescendedtotakehisturninthecutteronlyduringthesummermonths。HehadbeenmanytimesinchargeofroyalyachtsinandoutofPortVictoria。
  Besides,it'snousenoddingtoamonument。Andhewaslikeone。Hedidn'tspeak,hedidn'tbudge。Hejustsatthere,holdinghishandsomeoldheadup,immovable,andalmostbiggerthanlife。Itwasex-
  tremelyfine。Mr。Stonor'spresencereducedpooroldJermyntoamereshabbywispofaman,andmadethetalkativestrangerintweedsonthehearthruglookabsurdlyboyish。Thelattermusthavebeenafewyearsoverthirty,andwascertainlynotthesortofindividualthatgetsabashedatthesoundofhisownvoice,becausegatheringmein,asitwere,byafriendlyglance,hekeptitgoingwithoutacheck。
  "Iwasgladofit,"herepeated,emphatically。"Youmaybesurprisedatit,butthenyouhaven'tgonethroughtheexperienceI'vehadofher。Icantellyou,itwassomethingtoremember。Ofcourse,Igotoffscotfreemyself——asyoucansee。Shedidherbesttobreakupmypluckformetho'。Shejollyneardroveasfineafellowaseverlivedintoamadhouse。Whatdoyousaytothat——eh?"
  NotaneyelidtwitchedinMr。Stonor'senormousface。
  Monumental!Thespeakerlookedstraightintomyeyes。
  "Itusedtomakemesicktothinkofhergoingabouttheworldmurderingpeople。"
  Jermynapproachedthehandkerchiefalittlenearertothegrateandgroaned。Itwassimplyahabithehad。
  "I'veseenheronce,"hedeclared,withmournfulin-
  difference。"Shehadahouse——"
  Thestrangerintweedsturnedtostaredownathim,surprised。
  "Shehadthreehouses,"hecorrected,authoritatively。
  ButJermynwasnottobecontradicted。
  "Shehadahouse,Isay,"herepeated,withdismalobstinacy。"Agreat,big,ugly,whitething。Youcouldseeitfrommilesaway——stickingup。"
  "Soyoucould,"assentedtheotherreadily。"ItwasoldColchester'snotion,thoughhewasalwaysthreaten-
  ingtogiveherup。Hecouldn'tstandherracketanymore,hedeclared;itwastoomuchofagoodthingforhim;hewouldwashhishandsofher,ifhenevergotholdofanother——andsoon。Idaresayhewouldhavechuckedher,only——itmaysurpriseyou——hismissuswouldn'thearofit。Funny,eh?Butwithwomen,youneverknowhowtheywilltakeathing,andMrs。
  Colchester,withhermoustachesandbigeyebrows,setupforbeingasstrong-mindedastheymakethem。Sheusedtowalkaboutinabrownsilkdress,withagreatgoldcablefloppingaboutherbosom。Youshouldhaveheardhersnappingout:'Rubbish!'or'Stuffandnon-
  sense!'Idaresaysheknewwhenshewaswelloff。
  Theyhadnochildren,andhadneversetupahomeany-
  where。WheninEnglandshejustmadeshifttohangoutanyhowinsomecheaphotelorboarding-house。I
  daresayshelikedtogetbacktothecomfortsshewasusedto。Sheknewverywellshecouldn'tgainbyanychange。And,moreover,Colchester,thoughafirst-
  rateman,wasnotwhatyoumaycallinhisfirstyouth,and,perhaps,shemayhavethoughtthathewouldn'tbeabletogetholdofanotherasheusedtosaysoeasily。Anyhow,foronereasonoranother,itwas'Rubbish'and'Stuffandnonsense'forthegoodlady。
  IoverheardonceyoungMr。Apsehimselfsaytoherconfidentially:'Iassureyou,Mrs。Colchester,Iambeginningtofeelquiteunhappyaboutthenameshe'sgettingforherself。''Oh,'saysshe,withherdeeplittlehoarselaugh,'ifonetooknoticeofallthesillytalk,'
  andsheshowedApseallheruglyfalseteethatonce。
  'Itwouldtakemorethanthattomakemelosemyconfidenceinher,Iassureyou,'saysshe。"
  Atthispoint,withoutanychangeoffacialexpression,Mr。Stonoremittedashort,sardoniclaugh。Itwasveryimpressive,butIdidn'tseethefun。Ilookedfromonetoanother。Thestrangeronthehearthrughadanuglysmile。
  "AndMr。ApseshookbothMrs。Colchester'shands,hewassopleasedtohearagoodwordsaidfortheirfavourite。AlltheseApses,youngandoldyouknow,wereperfectlyinfatuatedwiththatabominable,dan-
  gerous——"
  "Ibegyourpardon,"Iinterrupted,forheseemedtobeaddressinghimselfexclusivelytome;"butwhoonearthareyoutalkingabout?"
  "IamtalkingoftheApsefamily,"heanswered,courteously。
  Inearlyletoutadamnatthis。ButjustthentherespectedMissBlankputherheadin,andsaidthatthecabwasatthedoor,ifMr。Stonorwantedtocatchtheeleventhreeup。
  Atoncetheseniorpilotaroseinhismightybulkandbegantostruggleintohiscoat,withawe-inspiringup-
  heavals。ThestrangerandIhurriedimpulsivelytohisassistance,anddirectlywelaidourhandsonhimhebecameperfectlyquiescent。Wehadtoraiseourarmsveryhigh,andtomakeefforts。Itwaslikecaparisoningadocileelephant。Witha"Thanks,gentlemen,"hedivedunderandsqueezedhimselfthroughthedoorinagreathurry。
  Wesmiledateachotherinafriendlyway。
  "Iwonderhowhemanagestohoisthimselfupaship'sside-ladder,"saidthemanintweeds;andpoorJermyn,whowasamereNorthSeapilot,withoutofficialstatusorrecognitionofanysort,pilotonlybycourtesy,groaned。
  "Hemakeseighthundredayear。"
  "Areyouasailor?"Iaskedthestranger,whohadgonebacktohispositionontherug。
  "Iusedtobetillacoupleofyearsago,whenIgotmarried,"answeredthiscommunicativeindividual。"I
  evenwenttoseafirstinthatveryshipwewerespeak-
  ingofwhenyoucamein。"
  "Whatship?"Iasked,puzzled。"Ineverheardyoumentionaship。"
  "I'vejusttoldyouhername,mydearsir,"hereplied。
  "TheApseFamily。Surelyyou'veheardofthegreatfirmofApse&Sons,shipowners。Theyhadaprettybigfleet。TherewastheLucyApse,andtheHaroldApse,andAnne,John,Malcolm,Clara,Juliet,andsoon——noendofApses。Everybrother,sister,aunt,cousin,wife——andgrandmother,too,forallIknow——ofthefirmhadashipnamedafterthem。Good,solid,old-fashionedcrafttheywere,too,builttocarryandtolast。Noneofyournew-fangled,labour-savingappliancesinthem,butplentyofmenandplentyofgoodsaltbeefandhardtackputaboard——andoffyougotofightyourwayoutandhomeagain。"
  ThemiserableJermynmadeasoundofapproval,whichsoundedlikeagroanofpain。Thoseweretheshipsforhim。Hepointedoutindolefultonesthatyoucouldn'tsaytolabour-savingappliances:"Jumplivelynow,myhearties。"Nolabour-savingappliancewouldgoaloftonadirtynightwiththesandsunderyourlee。
  "No,"assentedthestranger,withawinkatme。
  "TheApsesdidn'tbelieveinthemeither,apparently。
  Theytreatedtheirpeoplewell——aspeopledon'tgettreatednowadays,andtheywereawfullyproudoftheirships。Nothingeverhappenedtothem。Thislastone,theApseFamily,wastobeliketheothers,onlyshewastobestillstronger,stillsafer,stillmoreroomyandcom-
  fortable。Ibelievetheymeanthertolastforever。
  Theyhadherbuiltcomposite——iron,teak-wood,andgreenheart,andherscantlingwassomethingfabulous。
  Ifeveranorderwasgivenforashipinaspiritofpridethisonewas。Everythingofthebest。Thecommodorecaptainoftheemploywastocommandher,andtheyplannedtheaccommodationforhimlikeahouseonshoreunderabig,tallpoopthatwentnearlytothemainmast。NowonderMrs。Colchesterwouldn'tlettheoldmangiveherup。Why,itwasthebesthomesheeverhadinallhermarrieddays。Shehadanerve,thatwoman。
  "Thefussthatwasmadewhilethatshipwasbuild-
  ing!Let'shavethisalittlestronger,andthatalittleheavier;andhadn'tthatotherthingbetterbechangedforsomethingalittlethicker。Thebuildersenteredintothespiritofthegame,andthereshewas,growingintotheclumsiest,heaviestshipofhersizerightbeforealltheireyes,withoutanybodybecomingawareofitsomehow。Shewastobe2,000tonsregister,oralittleover;nolessonanyaccount。Butseewhathappens。
  Whentheycametomeasurehersheturnedout1,999
  tonsandafraction。Generalconsternation!AndtheysayoldMr。Apsewassoannoyedwhentheytoldhimthathetooktohisbedanddied。Theoldgentlemanhadretiredfromthefirmtwenty-fiveyearsbefore,andwasninety-sixyearsoldifaday,sohisdeathwasn't,perhaps,sosurprising。StillMr。LucianApsewascon-
  vincedthathisfatherwouldhavelivedtoahundred。
  Sowemayputhimattheheadofthelist。Nextcomesthepoordevilofashipwrightthatbrutecaughtandsquashedasshewentofftheways。Theycalleditthelaunchofaship,butI'veheardpeoplesaythat,fromthewailingandyellingandscramblingoutoftheway,itwasmorelikelettingadevillooseupontheriver。Shesnappedallhercheckslikepack-thread,andwentforthetugsinattendancelikeafury。Beforeanybodycouldseewhatshewasuptoshesentoneofthemtothebottom,andlaidupanotherforthreemonths'repairs。Oneofhercablesparted,andthen,suddenly——youcouldn'ttellwhy——sheletherselfbebroughtupwiththeotherasquietasalamb。
  "That'showshewas。Youcouldneverbesurewhatshewouldbeuptonext。Thereareshipsdifficulttohandle,butgenerallyyoucandependonthembehav-
  ingrationally。Withthatship,whateveryoudidwithheryouneverknewhowitwouldend。Shewasawickedbeast。Or,perhaps,shewasonlyjustin-
  sane。"
  HeutteredthissuppositioninsoearnestatonethatIcouldnotrefrainfromsmiling。Heleftoffbitinghislowerliptoapostrophizeme。
  "Eh!Whynot?Whycouldn'ttherebesomethinginherbuild,inherlinescorrespondingto——What'smadness?Onlysomethingjustatinybitwronginthemakeofyourbrain。Whyshouldn'ttherebeamadship——Imeanmadinaship-likeway,sothatundernocircumstancescouldyoubesureshewoulddowhatanyothersensibleshipwouldnaturallydoforyou。Thereareshipsthatsteerwildly,andshipsthatcan'tbequitetrustedalwaystostay;otherswantcarefulwatchingwhenrunninginagale;and,again,theremaybeashipthatwillmakeheavyweatherofitineverylittleblow。Butthenyouexpecthertobealwaysso。Youtakeitaspartofhercharacter,asaship,justasyoutakeaccountofaman'speculiaritiesoftemperwhenyoudealwithhim。Butwithheryoucouldn't。Shewasunaccountable。Ifshewasn'tmad,thenshewasthemostevil-minded,underhand,savagebrutethateverwentafloat。I'veseenherruninaheavygalebeautifullyfortwodays,andonthethirdbroachtotwiceinthesameafternoon。Thefirsttimesheflungthehelmsmancleanoverthewheel,butasshedidn'tquitemanagetokillhimshehadanothertryaboutthreehoursafterwards。Sheswampedherselfforeandaft,burstallthecanvaswehadset,scaredallhandsintoapanic,andevenfrightenedMrs。Colchesterdownthereinthesebeautifulsterncabinsthatshewassoproudof。Whenwemusteredthecrewtherewasonemanmissing。Sweptoverboard,ofcourse,withoutbeingeitherseenorheard,poordevil!andIonlywondermoreofusdidn'tgo。
  "Alwayssomethinglikethat。Always。IheardanoldmatetellCaptainColchesteroncethatithadcometothiswithhim,thathewasafraidtoopenhismouthtogiveanysortoforder。Shewasasmuchofaterrorinharbourasatsea。Youcouldneverbecertainwhatwouldholdher。Ontheslightestprovocationshewouldstartsnappingropes,cables,wirehawsers,likecarrots。
  Shewasheavy,clumsy,unhandy——butthatdoesnotquiteexplainthatpowerformischiefshehad。Youknow,somehow,whenIthinkofherIcan'thelpre-
  memberingwhatwehearofincurablelunaticsbreakingloosenowandthen。"
  Helookedatmeinquisitively。But,ofcourse,Icouldn'tadmitthatashipcouldbemad。
  "Intheportswhereshewasknown,"hewenton,'
  "theydreadedthesightofher。Shethoughtnothingofknockingawaytwentyfeetorsoofsolidstonefacingoffaquayorwipingofftheendofawoodenwharf。Shemusthavelostmilesofchainandhundredsoftonsofanchorsinhertime。Whenshefellaboardsomepoorunoffendingshipitwastheverydevilofajobtohaulheroffagain。Andshenevergothurtherself——justafewscratchesorso,perhaps。Theyhadwantedtohaveherstrong。Andsoshewas。StrongenoughtoramPolaricewith。Andasshebegansoshewenton。
  Fromthedayshewaslaunchedsheneverletayearpasswithoutmurderingsomebody。Ithinktheownersgotveryworriedaboutit。Buttheywereastiff-neckedgenerationalltheseApses;theywouldn'tadmittherecouldbeanythingwrongwiththeApseFamily。Theywouldn'tevenchangehername。'Stuffandnonsense,'
  asMrs。Colchesterusedtosay。Theyoughtatleasttohaveshutherupforlifeinsomedrydockorother,awayuptheriver,andneverlethersmellsaltwateragain。I
  assureyou,mydearsir,thatsheinvariablydidkillsomeoneeveryvoyageshemade。Itwasperfectlywell-known。Shegotanameforit,farandwide。"
  Iexpressedmysurprisethatashipwithsuchadeadlyreputationcouldevergetacrew。
  "Then,youdon'tknowwhatsailorsare,mydearsir。
  Letmejustshowyoubyaninstance。Onedayindockathome,whileloafingontheforecastlehead,Inoticedtworespectablesaltscomealong,oneamiddle-aged,competent,steadyman,evidently,theotherasmart,youngishchap。Theyreadthenameonthebowsandstoppedtolookather。Saystheelderman:'ApseFamily。That'sthesanguinaryfemaledog'I'mputtingitinthatway'ofaship,Jack,thatkillsamaneveryvoyage。Iwouldn'tsigninher——notforJoe,Iwouldn't。'Andtheothersays:'Ifsheweremine,I'dhavehertowedonthemudandsetonfire,blammeifIwouldn't。'Thenthefirstmanchimesin:
  'Muchdotheycare!Menarecheap,Godknows。'
  Theyoungeronespatinthewateralongside。'Theywon'thaveme——notfordoublewages。'
  "Theyhungaboutforsometimeandthenwalkedupthedock。HalfanhourlaterIsawthembothonourdecklookingaboutforthemate,andapparentlyveryanxioustobetakenon。Andtheywere。"
  "Howdoyouaccountforthis?"Iasked。
  "Whatwouldyousay?"heretorted。"Reckless-
  ness!Thevanityofboastingintheeveningtoalltheirchums:'We'vejustshippedinthatthereApseFamily。
  Blowher。Sheain'tgoingtoscareus。'Sheersailor-
  likeperversity!Asortofcuriosity。Well——alittleofallthat,nodoubt。Iputthequestiontotheminthecourseofthevoyage。Theansweroftheelderlychapwas:
  "'Amancandiebutonce。'Theyoungerassuredmeinamockingtonethathewantedtosee'howshewoulddoitthistime。'ButItellyouwhat;therewasasortoffascinationaboutthebrute。"
  Jermyn,whoseemedtohaveseeneveryshipintheworld,brokeinsulkily:
  "Isawheronceoutofthisverywindowtowinguptheriver;agreatblackuglything,goingalonglikeabighearse。"
  "Somethingsinisteraboutherlooks,wasn'tthere?"
  saidthemanintweeds,lookingdownatoldJermynwithafriendlyeye。"Ialwayshadasortofhorrorofher。ShegavemeabeastlyshockwhenIwasnomorethanfourteen,theveryfirstday——nay,hour——Ijoinedher。Fathercameuptoseemeoff,andwastogodowntoGravesendwithus。Iwashissecondboytogotosea。Mybigbrotherwasalreadyanofficerthen。We。
  gotonboardabouteleveninthemorning,andfoundtheshipreadytodropoutofthebasin,sternfirst。Shehadnotmovedthreetimesherownlengthwhen,atalittlepluckthetuggavehertoenterthedockgates,shemadeoneofherrampagingstarts,andputsuchaweightonthecheckrope——anewsix-inchhawser——thatforwardtheretheyhadnochancetoeaseitroundintime,anditparted。Isawthebrokenendflyuphighintheair,andthenextmomentthatbrutebroughtherquarteragainstthepier-headwithajarthatstaggeredeverybodyaboutherdecks。Shedidn'thurtherself。Notshe!Butoneoftheboysthematehadsentaloftonthemizzentodosomething,camedownonthepoop-deck——thump——rightinfrontofme。
  Hewasnotmucholderthanmyself。Wehadbeengrinningateachotheronlyafewminutesbefore。Hemusthavebeenhandlinghimselfcarelessly,notexpect-
  ingtogetsuchajerk。Iheardhisstartledcry——Oh!——
  inahightrebleashefelthimselfgoing,andlookedupintimetoseehimgolimpalloverashefell。Ough!
  PoorfatherwasremarkablywhiteaboutthegillswhenweshookhandsinGravesend。'Areyouallright?'hesays,lookinghardatme。'Yes,father。''Quitesure?'
  'Yes,father。''Well,thengood-bye,myboy。'Hetoldmeafterwardsthatforhalfawordhewouldhavecarriedmeoffhomewithhimthereandthen。Iamthebabyofthefamily——youknow,"addedthemanintweeds,strokinghismoustachewithaningenuoussmile。
  Iacknowledgedthisinterestingcommunicationbyasympatheticmurmur。Hewavedhishandcarelessly。
  "Thismighthaveutterlyspoiledachap'snerveforgoingaloft,youknow——utterly。Hefellwithintwofeetofme,crackinghisheadonamooring-bitt。Nevermoved。Stonedead。Nicelookinglittlefellow,hewas。
  Ihadjustbeenthinkingwewouldbegreatchums。
  However,thatwasn'tyettheworstthatbruteofashipcoulddo。Iservedinherthreeyearsofmytime,andthenIgottransferredtotheLucyApse,forayear。ThesailmakerwehadintheApseFamilyturnedupthere,too,andIrememberhimsayingtomeoneevening,afterwehadbeenaweekatsea:Isn'tsheameeklittleship?'NowonderwethoughttheLucyApseadear,meek,littleshipaftergettingclearofthatbig,rampag-
  ingsavagebrute。Itwaslikeheaven。Herofficersseemedtometherestfullestlotofmenonearth。TomewhohadknownnoshipbuttheApseFamily,theLucywaslikeasortofmagiccraftthatdidwhatyouwantedhertodoofherownaccord。Oneeveningwegotcaughtabackprettysharplyfromrightahead。Inabouttenminuteswehadherfullagain,sheetsaft,tacksdown,deckscleared,andtheofficerofthewatchleaningagainsttheweatherrailpeacefully。Itseemedsimplymarvelloustome。Theotherwouldhavestuckforhalf-
  an-hourinirons,rollingherdecksfullofwater,knock-
  ingthemenabout——sparscracking,bracessnapping,yardstakingcharge,andaconfoundedscaregoingonaftbecauseofherbeastlyrudder,whichshehadawayofflappingaboutfittoraiseyourhaironend。Icould-
  n'tgetovermywonderfordays。
  "Well,Ifinishedmylastyearofapprenticeshipinthatjollylittleship——shewasn'tsolittleeither,butafterthatotherheavydevilsheseemedbutaplaythingtohandle。Ifinishedmytimeandpassed;andthenjustasIwasthinkingofhavingthreeweeksofrealgoodtimeonshoreIgotatbreakfastaletteraskingmetheearliestdayIcouldbereadytojointheApseFamilyasthirdmate。Igavemyplateashovethatshotitintothemiddleofthetable;dadlookedupoverhispaper;motherraisedherhandsinastonishment,andI
  wentoutbare-headedintoourbitofgarden,whereI
  walkedroundandroundforanhour。
  "WhenIcameinagainmotherwasoutofthedining-room,anddadhadshiftedberthintohisbigarmchair。Theletterwaslyingonthemantelpiece。
  "'It'sverycreditabletoyoutogettheoffer,andverykindofthemtomakeit,'hesaid。'AndIseealsothatCharleshasbeenappointedchiefmateofthatshipforonevoyage。'
  "Therewas,overleaf,aP。S。tothateffectinMr。
  Apse'sownhandwriting,whichIhadoverlooked。
  Charleywasmybigbrother。
  "Idon'tlikeverymuchtohavetwoofmyboystogetherinoneship,'fathergoeson,inhisdeliberate,solemnway。'AndImaytellyouthatIwouldnotmindwritingMr。Apsealettertothateffect。'
  "Dearolddad!Hewasawonderfulfather。Whatwouldyouhavedone?Themerenotionofgoingbackandasanofficer,too,tobeworriedandbothered,andkeptonthejumpnightanddaybythatbrute,mademefeelsick。Butshewasn'tashipyoucouldaffordtofightshyof。Besides,themostgenuineexcusecouldnotbegivenwithoutmortallyoffendingApse&Sons。
  Thefirm,andIbelievethewholefamilydowntotheoldunmarriedauntsinLancashire,hadgrowndesper-
  atelytouchyaboutthataccursedship'scharacter。Thiswasthecaseforanswering'Readynow'fromyourverydeath-bedifyouwishedtodieintheirgoodgraces。
  Andthat'spreciselywhatIdidanswer——bywire,tohaveitoveranddonewithatonce。
  "Theprospectofbeingshipmateswithmybigbrothercheeredmeupconsiderably,thoughitmademeabitanxious,too。EversinceIremembermyselfasalittlechaphehadbeenverygoodtome,andIlookeduponhimasthefinestfellowintheworld。Andsohewas。
  Nobetterofficereverwalkedthedeckofamerchantship。Andthat'safact。Hewasafine,strong,up-
  standing,sun-tanned,youngfellow,withhisbrownhaircurlingalittle,andaneyelikeahawk。Hewasjustsplendid。Wehadn'tseeneachotherformanyyears,andeventhistime,thoughhehadbeeninEnglandthreeweeksalready,hehadn'tshowedupathomeyet,buthadspenthissparetimeinSurreysomewheremak-
  inguptoMaggieColchester,oldCaptainColchester'sniece。Herfather,agreatfriendofdad's,wasinthesugar-brokingbusiness,andCharleymadeasortofsecondhomeoftheirhouse。Iwonderedwhatmybigbrotherwouldthinkofme。Therewasasortofstern-
  nessaboutCharley'sfacewhichneverleftit,notevenwhenhewaslarkinginhisratherwildfashion。
  "Hereceivedmewithagreatshoutoflaughter。
  Heseemedtothinkmyjoiningasanofficerthegreatestjokeintheworld。Therewasadifferenceoftenyearsbetweenus,andIsupposeherememberedmebestinpinafores。Iwasakidoffourwhenhefirstwenttosea。
  Itsurprisedmetofindhowboisteroushecouldbe。
  "'Nowweshallseewhatyouaremadeof,'hecried。
  Andheheldmeoffbytheshoulders,andpunchedmyribs,andhustledmeintohisberth。'Sitdown,Ned。I
  amgladofthechanceofhavingyouwithme。I'llputthefinishingtouchtoyou,myyoungofficer,providingyou'reworththetrouble。And,firstofall,getitwellintoyourheadthatwearenotgoingtoletthisbrutekillanybodythisvoyage。We'llstopherracket。'
  "Iperceivedhewasindeadearnestaboutit。Hetalkedgrimlyoftheship,andhowwemustbecarefulandneverallowthisuglybeasttocatchusnappingwithanyofherdamnedtricks。
  "HegavemearegularlectureonspecialseamanshipfortheuseoftheApseFamily;thenchanginghistone,hebegantotalkatlarge,rattlingoffthewildest,funniestnonsense,tillmysidesachedwithlaughing。I
  couldseeverywellhewasabitabovehimselfwithhighspirits。Itcouldn'tbebecauseofmycoming。Nottothatextent。But,ofcourse,Iwouldn'thavedreamtofaskingwhatwasthematter。Ihadaproperrespectformybigbrother,Icantellyou。Butitwasallmadeplainenoughadayortwoafterwards,whenIheardthatMissMaggieColchesterwascomingforthevoy-
  age。Unclewasgivingherasea-tripforthebenefitofherhealth。
  "Idon'tknowwhatcouldhavebeenwrongwithherhealth。Shehadabeautifulcolour,andadeuceofalotoffairhair。Shedidn'tcarearapforwind,orrain,orspray,orsun,orgreenseas,oranything。Shewasablue-eyed,jollygirloftheverybestsort,butthewayshecheekedmybigbrotherusedtofrightenme。I
  alwaysexpectedittoendinanawfulrow。However,nothingdecisivehappenedtillafterwehadbeeninSydneyforaweek。Oneday,inthemen'sdinnerhour,Charleystickshisheadintomycabin。Iwasstretchedoutonmybackonthesettee,smokinginpeace。
  "'Comeashorewithme,Ned,'hesays,inhiscurtway。
  "Ijumpedup,ofcourse,andawayafterhimdownthegangwayandupGeorgeStreet。Hestrodealonglikeagiant,andIathiselbow,panting。Itwascon-
  foundedlyhot。'Whereonearthareyourushingmeto,Charley?'Imadeboldtoask。
  "'Here,'hesays。
  "'Here'wasajeweller'sshop。Icouldn'timaginewhathecouldwantthere。Itseemedasortofmadfreak。Hethrustsundermynosethreerings,whichlookedverytinyonhisbig,brownpalm,growlingout——
  "'ForMaggie!Which?'
  "Igotakindofscareatthis。Icouldn'tmakeasound,butIpointedattheonethatsparkledwhiteandblue。Heputitinhiswaistcoatpocket,paidforitwithalotofsovereigns,andboltedout。WhenwegotonboardIwasquiteoutofbreath。'Shakehands,oldchap,'Igaspedout。Hegavemeathumpontheback。
  'Givewhatordersyouliketotheboatswainwhenthehandsturn-to,'sayshe;'Iamoffdutythisafternoon。'
  "Thenhevanishedfromthedeckforawhile,butpresentlyhecameoutofthecabinwithMaggie,andthesetwowentoverthegangwaypublicly,beforeallhands,goingforawalktogetheronthatawful,blazinghotday,withcloudsofdustflyingabout。Theycamebackafterafewhourslookingverystaid,butdidn'tseemtohavetheslightestideawheretheyhadbeen。
  Anyway,that'stheanswertheybothmadetoMrs。
  Colchester'squestionattea-time。
  "Anddidn'tsheturnonCharley,withhervoicelikeanoldnightcabman's!'Rubbish。Don'tknowwhereyou'vebeen!Stuffandnonsense。You'vewalkedthegirloffherlegs。Don'tdoitagain。'
  "It'ssurprisinghowmeekCharleycouldbewiththatoldwoman。Onlyononeoccasionhewhisperedtome,'I'mjollygladsheisn'tMaggie'saunt,exceptbymarriage。That'snosortofrelationship。'ButI
  thinkheletMaggiehavetoomuchofherownway。
  Shewashoppingalloverthatshipinheryachtingskirtandaredtamo'shanterlikeabrightbirdonadeadblacktree。Theoldsaltsusedtogrintothemselveswhentheysawhercomingalong,andofferedtoteachherknotsorsplices。Ibelieveshelikedthemen,forCharley'ssake,Isuppose。
  "Asyoumayimagine,thefiendishpropensitiesofthatcursedshipwereneverspokenofonboard。Notinthecabin,atanyrate。Onlyonceonthehome-
  wardpassageCharleysaid,incautiously,somethingaboutbringingallhercrewhomethistime。CaptainColchesterbegantolookuncomfortableatonce,andthatsilly,hard-bittenoldwomanflewoutatCharleyasthoughhehadsaidsomethingindecent。Iwasquiteconfoundedmyself;astoMaggie,shesatcompletelymystified,openingherblueeyesverywide。Ofcourse,beforeshewasadayoldershewormeditalloutofme。
  Shewasaverydifficultpersontolieto。
  "'Howawful,'shesaid,quitesolemn。'Somanypoorfellows。Iamgladthevoyageisnearlyover。I
  won'thaveamoment'speaceaboutCharleynow。'
  "IassuredherCharleywasallright。IttookmorethanthatshipknewtogetoveraseamanlikeCharley。
  Andsheagreedwithme。
  "NextdaywegotthetugoffDungeness;andwhenthetow-ropewasfastCharleyrubbedhishandsandsaidtomeinanundertone——
  "'We'vebaffledher,Ned。'
  '"Lookslikeit,'Isaid,withagrinathim。Itwasbeautifulweather,andtheseaassmoothasamillpond。
  Wewentuptheriverwithoutashadowoftroubleexceptonce,whenoffHoleHaven,thebrutetookasuddensheerandnearlyhadabargeanchoredjustclearofthefairway。ButIwasaft,lookingafterthesteer-
  ing,andshedidnotcatchmenappingthattime。
  Charleycameuponthepoop,lookingveryconcerned。
  'Closeshave,'sayshe。
  "'Nevermind,Charley,'Ianswered,cheerily。
  'You'vetamedher。'
  "Weweretotowrightuptothedock。TheriverpilotboardedusbelowGravesend,andthefirstwordsIheardhimsaywere:'Youmayjustaswelltakeyourportanchorinboardatonce,Mr。Mate。'
  "ThishadbeendonewhenIwentforward。IsawMaggieontheforecastleheadenjoyingthebustleandIbeggedhertogoaft,butshetooknonoticeofme,ofcourse。ThenCharley,whowasverybusywiththeheadgear,caughtsightofherandshoutedinhisbiggestvoice:'Getofftheforecastlehead,Maggie。You'reinthewayhere。'Forallanswershemadeafunnyfaceathim,andIsawpoorCharleyturnaway,hidingasmile。
  Shewasflushedwiththeexcitementofgettinghomeagain,andherblueeyesseemedtosnapelectricsparksasshelookedattheriver。Acollierbrighadgoneroundjustaheadofus,andourtughadtostopherenginesinahurrytoavoidrunningintoher。
  "Inamoment,asisusuallythecase,alltheshippinginthereachseemedtogetintoahopelesstangle。A
  schoonerandaketchgotupasmallcollisionalltothemselvesrightinthemiddleoftheriver。Itwasexcitingtowatch,and,meantime,ourtugremainedstopped。Anyothershipthanthatbrutecouldhavebeencoaxedtokeepstraightforacoupleofminutes——
  butnotshe!Herheadfelloffatonce,andshebegantodriftdown,takinghertugalongwithher。Inoticedaclusterofcoastersatanchorwithinaquarterofamileofus,andIthoughtIhadbetterspeaktothepilot。
  'Ifyoulethergetamongstthatlot,'Isaid,quietly,'shewillgrindsomeofthemtobitsbeforewegetheroutagain。'
  "'Don'tIknowher!'crieshe,stampinghisfootinaperfectfury。Andheoutwithhiswhistletomakethatbotheredtuggettheship'sheadupagainasquickaspossible。Heblewlikemad,wavinghisarmtoport,andpresentlywecouldseethatthetug'sengineshadbeensetgoingahead。Herpaddleschurnedthewater,butitwasasifshehadbeentryingtotowarock——shecouldn'tgetaninchoutofthatship。
  Againthepilotblewhiswhistle,andwavedhisarmtoport。Wecouldseethetug'spaddlesturningfasterandfasteraway,broadonourbow。