scendedslowly,pathetically,andthen,withthelongblackeyelasheslyingonherwhitecheeks,shelookedreadytofalldowninaswoon。Butsheneverevenswayedwhereshestood。Heurgedherloudlytofollowhimatonce,andwalkedtowardsthedooratthebottomofthecellarstairswithoutlookingbehindhim。
And,asamatteroffact,shedidmoveafterhimapaceortwo。But,ofcourse,hewasnotallowedtoreachthedoor。Therewereangryexclamations,ashort,fiercescuffle。Flungawayviolently,hecameflyingback-
wardsuponher,andfell。Shethrewoutherarmsinagestureofdismayandsteppedaside,justclearofhishead,whichstruckthegroundheavilynearhershoe。
"Hegruntedwiththeshock。Bythetimehehadpickedhimselfup,slowly,dazedly,hewasawaketotherealityofthings。Themanintowhosehandshehadthrusttheleathercasehadextractedtherefromanarrowstripofbluishpaper。Hehelditupabovehishead,and,asafterthescuffleanexpectantuneasystill-
nessreignedoncemore,hethrewitdowndisdainfullywiththewords,'Ithink,comrades,thatthisproofwashardlynecessary。'
"Quickasthought,thegirlstoopedaftertheflutter-
ingslip。Holdingitspreadoutinbothhands,shelookedatit;then,withoutraisinghereyes,openedherfingersslowlyandletitfall。
"Iexaminedthatcuriousdocumentafterwards。Itwassignedbyaveryhighpersonage,andstampedandcountersignedbyotherhighofficialsinvariouscountriesofEurope。Inhistrade——orshallIsay,inhismission?——
thatsortoftalismanmighthavebeennecessary,nodoubt。Eventothepoliceitself——allbuttheheads——
hehadbeenknownonlyasSevrinthenotedanarchist。
"Hehunghishead,bitinghislowerlip。Achangehadcomeoverhim,asortofthoughtful,absorbedcalm-
ness。Nevertheless,hepanted。Hissidesworkedvisi-
bly,andhisnostrilsexpandedandcollapsedinweirdcontrastwithhissombreaspectofafanaticalmonkinameditativeattitude,butwithsomething,too,inhisfaceofanactorintentupontheterribleexigenciesofhispart。BeforehimHornedeclaimed,haggardandbearded,likeaninspireddenunciatoryprophetfromawilderness。Twofanatics。Theyweremadetounder-
standeachother。Doesthissurpriseyou?Isup-
poseyouthinkthatsuchpeoplewouldbefoamingatthemouthandsnarlingateachother?"
IprotestedhastilythatIwasnotsurprisedintheleast;thatIthoughtnothingofthekind;thatanarchistsingeneralweresimplyinconceivabletomementally,morally,logically,sentimentally,andevenphysically。
Xreceivedthisdeclarationwithhisusualwoodennessandwenton。
"Hornehadburstoutintoeloquence。Whilepour-
ingoutscornfulinvective,helettearsescapefromhiseyesandrolldownhisblackbeardunheeded。Sevrinpantedquickerandquicker。Whenheopenedhismouthtospeak,everyonehungonhiswords。
"'Don'tbeafool,Horne,'hebegan。'YouknowverywellthatIhavedonethisfornoneofthereasonsyouarethrowingatme。'Andinamomenthebecameoutwardlyassteadyasarockundertheother'sluridstare。'Ihavebeenthwarting,deceiving,andbetrayingyou——fromconviction。'
"HeturnedhisbackonHorne,andaddressingthegirl,repeatedthewords:'Fromconviction。'
"It'sextraordinaryhowcoldshelooked。Isupposeshecouldnotthinkofanyappropriategesture。Therecanhavebeenfewprecedentsindeedforsuchasitu-
ation。
"'Clearasdaylight,'headded。'Doyouunderstandwhatthatmeans?Fromconviction。'
"Andstillshedidnotstir。Shedidnotknowwhattodo。Butthelucklesswretchwasabouttogivehertheopportunityforabeautifulandcorrectgesture。
"'Ihavefeltinmethepowertomakeyousharethisconviction,'heprotested,ardently。Hehadfor-
gottenhimself;hemadeasteptowardsher——perhapshestumbled。Tomeheseemedtobestoopinglowasiftotouchthehemofhergarment。Andthentheappropriategesturecame。Shesnatchedherskirtawayfromhispollutingcontactandavertedherheadwithanupwardtilt。Itwasmagnificentlydone,thisgestureofconventionallyunstainedhonour,ofanun-
blemishedhigh-mindedamateur。
"Nothingcouldhavebeenbetter。Andheseemedtothinkso,too,foroncemoreheturnedaway。Butthistimehefacednoone。Hewasagainpantingfright-
fully,whilehefumbledhurriedlyinhiswaistcoatpocket,andthenraisedhishandtohislips。Therewassomethingfurtiveinthismovement,butdirectlyafter-
wardshisbearingchanged。Hislabouredbreathinggavehimaresemblancetoamanwhohadjustrunadesperaterace;butacuriousairofdetachment,ofsud-
denandprofoundindifference,replacedthestrainofthestrivingeffort。Theracewasover。Ididnotwanttoseewhatwouldhappennext。Iwasonlytoowellaware。Ituckedtheyounglady'sarmunderminewithoutaword,andmademywaywithhertothestairs。
"Herbrotherwalkedbehindus。Half-wayuptheshortflightsheseemedunabletoliftherfeethighenoughforthesteps,andwehadtopullandpushtogethertothetop。Inthepassageshedraggedherselfalong,hangingonmyarm,helplesslybentlikeanoldwoman。Weissuedintoanemptystreetthroughahalf-opendoor,staggeringlikebesottedrevellers。Atthecornerwestoppedafour-wheeler,andtheancientdriverlookedroundfromhisboxwithmorosescornatoureffortstogetherin。TwiceduringthedriveIfelthercollapseonmyshoulderinahalffaint。Facingus,theyouthinknickerbockersremainedasmuteasafish,and,tillhejumpedoutwiththelatch-key,satmorestillthanIwouldhavebelieveditpossible。
"Atthedooroftheirdrawing-roomsheleftmyarmandwalkedinfirst,catchingatthechairsandtables。
Sheunpinnedherhat,then,exhaustedwiththeeffort,hercloakstillhangingfromhershoulders,flungher-
selfintoadeeparmchair,sideways,herfacehalfburiedinacushion。Thegoodbrotherappearedsilentlybeforeherwithaglassofwater。Shemotioneditaway。Hedrankithimselfandwalkedofftoadis-
tantcorner——behindthegrandpiano,somewhere。AllwasstillinthisroomwhereIhadseen,forthefirsttime,Sevrin,theanti-anarchist,captivatedandspell-
boundbytheconsummateandhereditarygrimacesthatinacertainsphereoflifetaketheplaceoffeelingswithanexcellenteffect。Isupposeherthoughtswerebusywiththesamememory。Hershouldersshookviolently。Apureattackofnerves。Whenitquieteddownsheaffectedfirmness,'Whatisdonetoamanofthatsort?Whatwilltheydotohim?'
"'Nothing。Theycandonothingtohim,'Iassuredher,withperfecttruth。Iwasprettycertainhehaddiedinlessthantwentyminutesfromthemomenthishandhadgonetohislips。Forifhisfanaticalanti-
anarchismwentevenasfarascarryingpoisoninhispocket,onlytorobhisadversariesoflegitimateven-
geance,Iknewhewouldtakecaretoprovidesomethingthatwouldnotfailhimwhenrequired。
"Shedrewanangrybreath。Therewereredspotsonhercheeksandafeverishbrillianceinhereyes。
"'Haseveranyonebeenexposedtosuchaterribleexperience?Tothinkthathehadheldmyhand!
Thatman!'Herfacetwitched,shegulpeddownapatheticsob。'IfIeverfeltsureofanything,itwasofSevrin'shigh-mindedmotives。'
"Thenshebegantoweepquietly,whichwasgoodforher。Thenthroughherfloodoftears,halfresentful,'Whatwasithesaidtome?——"Fromconviction!"
Itseemedavilemockery。Whatcouldhemeanbyit?'
"'That,mydearyounglady,'Isaid,gently,'ismorethanIoranybodyelsecaneverexplaintoyou。'"
Mr。Xflickedacrumboffthefrontofhiscoat。
"Andthatwasstrictlytrueastoher。ThoughHorne,forinstance,understoodverywell;andsodidI,especiallyafterwehadbeentoSevrin'slodginginadismalbackstreetofanintenselyrespectablequarter。
Hornewasknownthereasafriend,andwehadnodifficultyinbeingadmitted,theslatternlymaidmerelyremarking,assheletusin,that'MrSevrinhadnotbeenhomethatnight。'Weforcedopenacoupleofdrawersinthewayofduty,andfoundalittleusefulinformation。
Themostinterestingpartwashisdiary;forthisman,engagedinsuchdeadlywork,hadtheweaknesstokeeparecordofthemostdamnatorykind。Therewerehisactsandalsohisthoughtslaidbaretous。Butthedeaddon'tmindthat。Theydon'tmindanything。
"'Fromconviction。'Yes。Avaguebutardenthumanitarianismhadurgedhiminhisfirstyouthintothebitterestextremityofnegationandrevolt。After-
wardshisoptimismflinched。Hedoubtedandbecamelost。Youhaveheardofconvertedatheists。Theseturnoftenintodangerousfanatics,butthesoulremainsthesame。Afterhehadgotacquaintedwiththegirl,therearetobemetinthatdiaryofhisveryqueerpolitico-amorousrhapsodies。Hetookhersovereigngrimaceswithdeadlyseriousness。Helongedtocon-
verther。Butallthiscannotinterestyou。Fortherest,Idon'tknowifyouremember——itisagoodmanyyearsagonow——thejournalisticsensationofthe'Hermi-
oneStreetMystery';thefindingofaman'sbodyinthecellarofanemptyhouse;theinquest;somearrests;
manysurmises——thensilence——theusualendformanyobscuremartyrsandconfessors。Thefactis,hewasnotenoughofanoptimist。Youmustbeasavage,tyrannical,pitiless,thick-and-thinoptimist,likeHorne,forinstance,tomakeagoodsocialrebeloftheextremetype。
Herosefromthetable。Awaiterhurriedupwithhisovercoat;anotherheldhishatinreadiness。
"Butwhatbecameoftheyounglady?"Iasked。
"Doyoureallywanttoknow?"hesaid,buttoninghimselfinhisfurcoatcarefully。"IconfesstothesmallmaliceofsendingherSevrin'sdiary。Shewentintoretirement;thenshewenttoFlorence;thenshewentintoretreatinaconvent。Ican'ttellwhereshewillgonext。Whatdoesitmatter?Gestures!Gestures!
Meregesturesofherclass。"
Hefittedonhisglossyhighhatwithextremepre-
cision,andcastingarapidglanceroundtheroom,fullofwell-dressedpeople,innocentlydining,mutteredbetweenhisteeth:
"Andnothingelse!Thatiswhytheirkindisfatedtoperish。"
InevermetMr。Xagainafterthatevening。Itooktodiningatmyclub。OnmynextvisittoParisIfoundmyfriendallimpatiencetohearoftheeffectproducedonmebythisrareitemofhiscollection。Itoldhimallthestory,andhebeamedonmewiththeprideofhisdistinguishedspecimen。
"Isn'tXwellworthknowing?"hebubbledoveringreatdelight。"He'sunique,amazing,absolutelyterrific。"
Hisenthusiasmgrateduponmyfinerfeelings。I
toldhimcurtlythattheman'scynicismwassimplyabominable。
"Oh,abominable!abominable!"assentedmyfriend,effusively。"Andthen,youknow,helikestohavehislittlejokesometimes,"headdedinaconfidentialtone。
Ifailtounderstandtheconnectionofthislastre-
mark。Ihavebeenutterlyunabletodiscoverwhereinallthisthejokecomesin。
ANINDIGNANTTALE
THEBRUTE
DODGINGinfromtherain-sweptstreet,IexchangedasmileandaglancewithMissBlankinthebaroftheThreeCrows。Thisexchangewaseffectedwithex-
tremepropriety。Itisashocktothinkthat,ifstillalive,MissBlankmustbesomethingoversixtynow。
Howtimepasses!
Noticingmygazedirectedinquiringlyattheparti-
tionofglassandvarnishedwood,MissBlankwasgoodenoughtosay,encouragingly:
"OnlyMr。JermynandMr。StonorintheparlourwithanothergentlemanI'veneverseenbefore。"
Imovedtowardstheparlourdoor。Avoicedis-
coursingontheothersideitwasbutamatchboardpartition,rosesoloudlythattheconcludingwordsbecamequiteplaininalltheiratrocity。
"ThatfellowWilmotfairlydashedherbrainsout,andagoodjob,too!"
Thisinhumansentiment,sincetherewasnothingprofaneorimproperinit,failedtodoasmuchastochecktheslightyawnMissBlankwasachievingbehindherhand。Andsheremainedgazingfixedlyatthewindow-panes,whichstreamedwithrain。
AsIopenedtheparlourdoorthesamevoicewentoninthesamecruelstrain:
"IwasgladwhenIheardshegottheknockfromsomebodyatlast。SorryenoughforpoorWilmot,though。ThatmanandIusedtobechumsatonetime。Ofcoursethatwastheendofhim。Aclearcaseifthereeverwasone。Nowayoutofit。Noneatall。"
ThevoicebelongedtothegentlemanMissBlankhadneverseenbefore。Hestraddledhislonglegsonthehearthrug。Jermyn,leaningforward,heldhispocket-
handkerchiefspreadoutbeforethegrate。Helookedbackdismallyoverhisshoulder,andasIslippedbehindoneofthelittlewoodentables,Inoddedtohim。Ontheothersideofthefire,imposinglycalmandlarge,satMr。Stonor,jammedtightintoacapaciousWindsorarmchair。Therewasnothingsmallabouthimbuthisshort,whiteside-whiskers。Yardsandyardsofextrasuperfineblueclothmadeupintoanovercoat
reposedonachairbyhisside。Andhemustjusthavebroughtsomelinerfromsea,becauseanotherchairwassmotheredunderhisblackwaterproof,ampleasapall,andmadeofthree-foldoiledsilk,double-stitchedthroughout。Aman'shand-bagoftheusualsizelookedlikeachild'stoyonthefloornearhisfeet。
Ididnotnodtohim。Hewastoobigtobenoddedtointhatparlour。HewasaseniorTrinitypilotandcondescendedtotakehisturninthecutteronlyduringthesummermonths。HehadbeenmanytimesinchargeofroyalyachtsinandoutofPortVictoria。
Besides,it'snousenoddingtoamonument。Andhewaslikeone。Hedidn'tspeak,hedidn'tbudge。Hejustsatthere,holdinghishandsomeoldheadup,immovable,andalmostbiggerthanlife。Itwasex-
tremelyfine。Mr。Stonor'spresencereducedpooroldJermyntoamereshabbywispofaman,andmadethetalkativestrangerintweedsonthehearthruglookabsurdlyboyish。Thelattermusthavebeenafewyearsoverthirty,andwascertainlynotthesortofindividualthatgetsabashedatthesoundofhisownvoice,becausegatheringmein,asitwere,byafriendlyglance,hekeptitgoingwithoutacheck。
"Iwasgladofit,"herepeated,emphatically。"Youmaybesurprisedatit,butthenyouhaven'tgonethroughtheexperienceI'vehadofher。Icantellyou,itwassomethingtoremember。Ofcourse,Igotoffscotfreemyself——asyoucansee。Shedidherbesttobreakupmypluckformetho'。Shejollyneardroveasfineafellowaseverlivedintoamadhouse。Whatdoyousaytothat——eh?"
NotaneyelidtwitchedinMr。Stonor'senormousface。
Monumental!Thespeakerlookedstraightintomyeyes。
"Itusedtomakemesicktothinkofhergoingabouttheworldmurderingpeople。"
Jermynapproachedthehandkerchiefalittlenearertothegrateandgroaned。Itwassimplyahabithehad。
"I'veseenheronce,"hedeclared,withmournfulin-
difference。"Shehadahouse——"
Thestrangerintweedsturnedtostaredownathim,surprised。
"Shehadthreehouses,"hecorrected,authoritatively。
ButJermynwasnottobecontradicted。
"Shehadahouse,Isay,"herepeated,withdismalobstinacy。"Agreat,big,ugly,whitething。Youcouldseeitfrommilesaway——stickingup。"
"Soyoucould,"assentedtheotherreadily。"ItwasoldColchester'snotion,thoughhewasalwaysthreaten-
ingtogiveherup。Hecouldn'tstandherracketanymore,hedeclared;itwastoomuchofagoodthingforhim;hewouldwashhishandsofher,ifhenevergotholdofanother——andsoon。Idaresayhewouldhavechuckedher,only——itmaysurpriseyou——hismissuswouldn'thearofit。Funny,eh?Butwithwomen,youneverknowhowtheywilltakeathing,andMrs。
Colchester,withhermoustachesandbigeyebrows,setupforbeingasstrong-mindedastheymakethem。Sheusedtowalkaboutinabrownsilkdress,withagreatgoldcablefloppingaboutherbosom。Youshouldhaveheardhersnappingout:'Rubbish!'or'Stuffandnon-
sense!'Idaresaysheknewwhenshewaswelloff。
Theyhadnochildren,andhadneversetupahomeany-
where。WheninEnglandshejustmadeshifttohangoutanyhowinsomecheaphotelorboarding-house。I
daresayshelikedtogetbacktothecomfortsshewasusedto。Sheknewverywellshecouldn'tgainbyanychange。And,moreover,Colchester,thoughafirst-
rateman,wasnotwhatyoumaycallinhisfirstyouth,and,perhaps,shemayhavethoughtthathewouldn'tbeabletogetholdofanotherasheusedtosaysoeasily。Anyhow,foronereasonoranother,itwas'Rubbish'and'Stuffandnonsense'forthegoodlady。
IoverheardonceyoungMr。Apsehimselfsaytoherconfidentially:'Iassureyou,Mrs。Colchester,Iambeginningtofeelquiteunhappyaboutthenameshe'sgettingforherself。''Oh,'saysshe,withherdeeplittlehoarselaugh,'ifonetooknoticeofallthesillytalk,'
andsheshowedApseallheruglyfalseteethatonce。
'Itwouldtakemorethanthattomakemelosemyconfidenceinher,Iassureyou,'saysshe。"
Atthispoint,withoutanychangeoffacialexpression,Mr。Stonoremittedashort,sardoniclaugh。Itwasveryimpressive,butIdidn'tseethefun。Ilookedfromonetoanother。Thestrangeronthehearthrughadanuglysmile。
"AndMr。ApseshookbothMrs。Colchester'shands,hewassopleasedtohearagoodwordsaidfortheirfavourite。AlltheseApses,youngandoldyouknow,wereperfectlyinfatuatedwiththatabominable,dan-
gerous——"
"Ibegyourpardon,"Iinterrupted,forheseemedtobeaddressinghimselfexclusivelytome;"butwhoonearthareyoutalkingabout?"
"IamtalkingoftheApsefamily,"heanswered,courteously。
Inearlyletoutadamnatthis。ButjustthentherespectedMissBlankputherheadin,andsaidthatthecabwasatthedoor,ifMr。Stonorwantedtocatchtheeleventhreeup。
Atoncetheseniorpilotaroseinhismightybulkandbegantostruggleintohiscoat,withawe-inspiringup-
heavals。ThestrangerandIhurriedimpulsivelytohisassistance,anddirectlywelaidourhandsonhimhebecameperfectlyquiescent。Wehadtoraiseourarmsveryhigh,andtomakeefforts。Itwaslikecaparisoningadocileelephant。Witha"Thanks,gentlemen,"hedivedunderandsqueezedhimselfthroughthedoorinagreathurry。
Wesmiledateachotherinafriendlyway。
"Iwonderhowhemanagestohoisthimselfupaship'sside-ladder,"saidthemanintweeds;andpoorJermyn,whowasamereNorthSeapilot,withoutofficialstatusorrecognitionofanysort,pilotonlybycourtesy,groaned。
"Hemakeseighthundredayear。"
"Areyouasailor?"Iaskedthestranger,whohadgonebacktohispositionontherug。
"Iusedtobetillacoupleofyearsago,whenIgotmarried,"answeredthiscommunicativeindividual。"I
evenwenttoseafirstinthatveryshipwewerespeak-
ingofwhenyoucamein。"
"Whatship?"Iasked,puzzled。"Ineverheardyoumentionaship。"
"I'vejusttoldyouhername,mydearsir,"hereplied。
"TheApseFamily。Surelyyou'veheardofthegreatfirmofApse&Sons,shipowners。Theyhadaprettybigfleet。TherewastheLucyApse,andtheHaroldApse,andAnne,John,Malcolm,Clara,Juliet,andsoon——noendofApses。Everybrother,sister,aunt,cousin,wife——andgrandmother,too,forallIknow——ofthefirmhadashipnamedafterthem。Good,solid,old-fashionedcrafttheywere,too,builttocarryandtolast。Noneofyournew-fangled,labour-savingappliancesinthem,butplentyofmenandplentyofgoodsaltbeefandhardtackputaboard——andoffyougotofightyourwayoutandhomeagain。"
ThemiserableJermynmadeasoundofapproval,whichsoundedlikeagroanofpain。Thoseweretheshipsforhim。Hepointedoutindolefultonesthatyoucouldn'tsaytolabour-savingappliances:"Jumplivelynow,myhearties。"Nolabour-savingappliancewouldgoaloftonadirtynightwiththesandsunderyourlee。
"No,"assentedthestranger,withawinkatme。
"TheApsesdidn'tbelieveinthemeither,apparently。
Theytreatedtheirpeoplewell——aspeopledon'tgettreatednowadays,andtheywereawfullyproudoftheirships。Nothingeverhappenedtothem。Thislastone,theApseFamily,wastobeliketheothers,onlyshewastobestillstronger,stillsafer,stillmoreroomyandcom-
fortable。Ibelievetheymeanthertolastforever。
Theyhadherbuiltcomposite——iron,teak-wood,andgreenheart,andherscantlingwassomethingfabulous。
Ifeveranorderwasgivenforashipinaspiritofpridethisonewas。Everythingofthebest。Thecommodorecaptainoftheemploywastocommandher,andtheyplannedtheaccommodationforhimlikeahouseonshoreunderabig,tallpoopthatwentnearlytothemainmast。NowonderMrs。Colchesterwouldn'tlettheoldmangiveherup。Why,itwasthebesthomesheeverhadinallhermarrieddays。Shehadanerve,thatwoman。
"Thefussthatwasmadewhilethatshipwasbuild-
ing!Let'shavethisalittlestronger,andthatalittleheavier;andhadn'tthatotherthingbetterbechangedforsomethingalittlethicker。Thebuildersenteredintothespiritofthegame,andthereshewas,growingintotheclumsiest,heaviestshipofhersizerightbeforealltheireyes,withoutanybodybecomingawareofitsomehow。Shewastobe2,000tonsregister,oralittleover;nolessonanyaccount。Butseewhathappens。
Whentheycametomeasurehersheturnedout1,999
tonsandafraction。Generalconsternation!AndtheysayoldMr。Apsewassoannoyedwhentheytoldhimthathetooktohisbedanddied。Theoldgentlemanhadretiredfromthefirmtwenty-fiveyearsbefore,andwasninety-sixyearsoldifaday,sohisdeathwasn't,perhaps,sosurprising。StillMr。LucianApsewascon-
vincedthathisfatherwouldhavelivedtoahundred。
Sowemayputhimattheheadofthelist。Nextcomesthepoordevilofashipwrightthatbrutecaughtandsquashedasshewentofftheways。Theycalleditthelaunchofaship,butI'veheardpeoplesaythat,fromthewailingandyellingandscramblingoutoftheway,itwasmorelikelettingadevillooseupontheriver。Shesnappedallhercheckslikepack-thread,andwentforthetugsinattendancelikeafury。Beforeanybodycouldseewhatshewasuptoshesentoneofthemtothebottom,andlaidupanotherforthreemonths'repairs。Oneofhercablesparted,andthen,suddenly——youcouldn'ttellwhy——sheletherselfbebroughtupwiththeotherasquietasalamb。
"That'showshewas。Youcouldneverbesurewhatshewouldbeuptonext。Thereareshipsdifficulttohandle,butgenerallyyoucandependonthembehav-
ingrationally。Withthatship,whateveryoudidwithheryouneverknewhowitwouldend。Shewasawickedbeast。Or,perhaps,shewasonlyjustin-
sane。"
HeutteredthissuppositioninsoearnestatonethatIcouldnotrefrainfromsmiling。Heleftoffbitinghislowerliptoapostrophizeme。
"Eh!Whynot?Whycouldn'ttherebesomethinginherbuild,inherlinescorrespondingto——What'smadness?Onlysomethingjustatinybitwronginthemakeofyourbrain。Whyshouldn'ttherebeamadship——Imeanmadinaship-likeway,sothatundernocircumstancescouldyoubesureshewoulddowhatanyothersensibleshipwouldnaturallydoforyou。Thereareshipsthatsteerwildly,andshipsthatcan'tbequitetrustedalwaystostay;otherswantcarefulwatchingwhenrunninginagale;and,again,theremaybeashipthatwillmakeheavyweatherofitineverylittleblow。Butthenyouexpecthertobealwaysso。Youtakeitaspartofhercharacter,asaship,justasyoutakeaccountofaman'speculiaritiesoftemperwhenyoudealwithhim。Butwithheryoucouldn't。Shewasunaccountable。Ifshewasn'tmad,thenshewasthemostevil-minded,underhand,savagebrutethateverwentafloat。I'veseenherruninaheavygalebeautifullyfortwodays,andonthethirdbroachtotwiceinthesameafternoon。Thefirsttimesheflungthehelmsmancleanoverthewheel,butasshedidn'tquitemanagetokillhimshehadanothertryaboutthreehoursafterwards。Sheswampedherselfforeandaft,burstallthecanvaswehadset,scaredallhandsintoapanic,andevenfrightenedMrs。Colchesterdownthereinthesebeautifulsterncabinsthatshewassoproudof。Whenwemusteredthecrewtherewasonemanmissing。Sweptoverboard,ofcourse,withoutbeingeitherseenorheard,poordevil!andIonlywondermoreofusdidn'tgo。
"Alwayssomethinglikethat。Always。IheardanoldmatetellCaptainColchesteroncethatithadcometothiswithhim,thathewasafraidtoopenhismouthtogiveanysortoforder。Shewasasmuchofaterrorinharbourasatsea。Youcouldneverbecertainwhatwouldholdher。Ontheslightestprovocationshewouldstartsnappingropes,cables,wirehawsers,likecarrots。
Shewasheavy,clumsy,unhandy——butthatdoesnotquiteexplainthatpowerformischiefshehad。Youknow,somehow,whenIthinkofherIcan'thelpre-
memberingwhatwehearofincurablelunaticsbreakingloosenowandthen。"
Helookedatmeinquisitively。But,ofcourse,Icouldn'tadmitthatashipcouldbemad。
"Intheportswhereshewasknown,"hewenton,'
"theydreadedthesightofher。Shethoughtnothingofknockingawaytwentyfeetorsoofsolidstonefacingoffaquayorwipingofftheendofawoodenwharf。Shemusthavelostmilesofchainandhundredsoftonsofanchorsinhertime。Whenshefellaboardsomepoorunoffendingshipitwastheverydevilofajobtohaulheroffagain。Andshenevergothurtherself——justafewscratchesorso,perhaps。Theyhadwantedtohaveherstrong。Andsoshewas。StrongenoughtoramPolaricewith。Andasshebegansoshewenton。
Fromthedayshewaslaunchedsheneverletayearpasswithoutmurderingsomebody。Ithinktheownersgotveryworriedaboutit。Buttheywereastiff-neckedgenerationalltheseApses;theywouldn'tadmittherecouldbeanythingwrongwiththeApseFamily。Theywouldn'tevenchangehername。'Stuffandnonsense,'
asMrs。Colchesterusedtosay。Theyoughtatleasttohaveshutherupforlifeinsomedrydockorother,awayuptheriver,andneverlethersmellsaltwateragain。I
assureyou,mydearsir,thatsheinvariablydidkillsomeoneeveryvoyageshemade。Itwasperfectlywell-known。Shegotanameforit,farandwide。"
Iexpressedmysurprisethatashipwithsuchadeadlyreputationcouldevergetacrew。
"Then,youdon'tknowwhatsailorsare,mydearsir。
Letmejustshowyoubyaninstance。Onedayindockathome,whileloafingontheforecastlehead,Inoticedtworespectablesaltscomealong,oneamiddle-aged,competent,steadyman,evidently,theotherasmart,youngishchap。Theyreadthenameonthebowsandstoppedtolookather。Saystheelderman:'ApseFamily。That'sthesanguinaryfemaledog'I'mputtingitinthatway'ofaship,Jack,thatkillsamaneveryvoyage。Iwouldn'tsigninher——notforJoe,Iwouldn't。'Andtheothersays:'Ifsheweremine,I'dhavehertowedonthemudandsetonfire,blammeifIwouldn't。'Thenthefirstmanchimesin:
'Muchdotheycare!Menarecheap,Godknows。'
Theyoungeronespatinthewateralongside。'Theywon'thaveme——notfordoublewages。'
"Theyhungaboutforsometimeandthenwalkedupthedock。HalfanhourlaterIsawthembothonourdecklookingaboutforthemate,andapparentlyveryanxioustobetakenon。Andtheywere。"
"Howdoyouaccountforthis?"Iasked。
"Whatwouldyousay?"heretorted。"Reckless-
ness!Thevanityofboastingintheeveningtoalltheirchums:'We'vejustshippedinthatthereApseFamily。
Blowher。Sheain'tgoingtoscareus。'Sheersailor-
likeperversity!Asortofcuriosity。Well——alittleofallthat,nodoubt。Iputthequestiontotheminthecourseofthevoyage。Theansweroftheelderlychapwas:
"'Amancandiebutonce。'Theyoungerassuredmeinamockingtonethathewantedtosee'howshewoulddoitthistime。'ButItellyouwhat;therewasasortoffascinationaboutthebrute。"
Jermyn,whoseemedtohaveseeneveryshipintheworld,brokeinsulkily:
"Isawheronceoutofthisverywindowtowinguptheriver;agreatblackuglything,goingalonglikeabighearse。"
"Somethingsinisteraboutherlooks,wasn'tthere?"
saidthemanintweeds,lookingdownatoldJermynwithafriendlyeye。"Ialwayshadasortofhorrorofher。ShegavemeabeastlyshockwhenIwasnomorethanfourteen,theveryfirstday——nay,hour——Ijoinedher。Fathercameuptoseemeoff,andwastogodowntoGravesendwithus。Iwashissecondboytogotosea。Mybigbrotherwasalreadyanofficerthen。We。
gotonboardabouteleveninthemorning,andfoundtheshipreadytodropoutofthebasin,sternfirst。Shehadnotmovedthreetimesherownlengthwhen,atalittlepluckthetuggavehertoenterthedockgates,shemadeoneofherrampagingstarts,andputsuchaweightonthecheckrope——anewsix-inchhawser——thatforwardtheretheyhadnochancetoeaseitroundintime,anditparted。Isawthebrokenendflyuphighintheair,andthenextmomentthatbrutebroughtherquarteragainstthepier-headwithajarthatstaggeredeverybodyaboutherdecks。Shedidn'thurtherself。Notshe!Butoneoftheboysthematehadsentaloftonthemizzentodosomething,camedownonthepoop-deck——thump——rightinfrontofme。
Hewasnotmucholderthanmyself。Wehadbeengrinningateachotheronlyafewminutesbefore。Hemusthavebeenhandlinghimselfcarelessly,notexpect-
ingtogetsuchajerk。Iheardhisstartledcry——Oh!——
inahightrebleashefelthimselfgoing,andlookedupintimetoseehimgolimpalloverashefell。Ough!
PoorfatherwasremarkablywhiteaboutthegillswhenweshookhandsinGravesend。'Areyouallright?'hesays,lookinghardatme。'Yes,father。''Quitesure?'
'Yes,father。''Well,thengood-bye,myboy。'Hetoldmeafterwardsthatforhalfawordhewouldhavecarriedmeoffhomewithhimthereandthen。Iamthebabyofthefamily——youknow,"addedthemanintweeds,strokinghismoustachewithaningenuoussmile。
Iacknowledgedthisinterestingcommunicationbyasympatheticmurmur。Hewavedhishandcarelessly。
"Thismighthaveutterlyspoiledachap'snerveforgoingaloft,youknow——utterly。Hefellwithintwofeetofme,crackinghisheadonamooring-bitt。Nevermoved。Stonedead。Nicelookinglittlefellow,hewas。
Ihadjustbeenthinkingwewouldbegreatchums。
However,thatwasn'tyettheworstthatbruteofashipcoulddo。Iservedinherthreeyearsofmytime,andthenIgottransferredtotheLucyApse,forayear。ThesailmakerwehadintheApseFamilyturnedupthere,too,andIrememberhimsayingtomeoneevening,afterwehadbeenaweekatsea:Isn'tsheameeklittleship?'NowonderwethoughttheLucyApseadear,meek,littleshipaftergettingclearofthatbig,rampag-
ingsavagebrute。Itwaslikeheaven。Herofficersseemedtometherestfullestlotofmenonearth。TomewhohadknownnoshipbuttheApseFamily,theLucywaslikeasortofmagiccraftthatdidwhatyouwantedhertodoofherownaccord。Oneeveningwegotcaughtabackprettysharplyfromrightahead。Inabouttenminuteswehadherfullagain,sheetsaft,tacksdown,deckscleared,andtheofficerofthewatchleaningagainsttheweatherrailpeacefully。Itseemedsimplymarvelloustome。Theotherwouldhavestuckforhalf-
an-hourinirons,rollingherdecksfullofwater,knock-
ingthemenabout——sparscracking,bracessnapping,yardstakingcharge,andaconfoundedscaregoingonaftbecauseofherbeastlyrudder,whichshehadawayofflappingaboutfittoraiseyourhaironend。Icould-
n'tgetovermywonderfordays。
"Well,Ifinishedmylastyearofapprenticeshipinthatjollylittleship——shewasn'tsolittleeither,butafterthatotherheavydevilsheseemedbutaplaythingtohandle。Ifinishedmytimeandpassed;andthenjustasIwasthinkingofhavingthreeweeksofrealgoodtimeonshoreIgotatbreakfastaletteraskingmetheearliestdayIcouldbereadytojointheApseFamilyasthirdmate。Igavemyplateashovethatshotitintothemiddleofthetable;dadlookedupoverhispaper;motherraisedherhandsinastonishment,andI
wentoutbare-headedintoourbitofgarden,whereI
walkedroundandroundforanhour。
"WhenIcameinagainmotherwasoutofthedining-room,anddadhadshiftedberthintohisbigarmchair。Theletterwaslyingonthemantelpiece。
"'It'sverycreditabletoyoutogettheoffer,andverykindofthemtomakeit,'hesaid。'AndIseealsothatCharleshasbeenappointedchiefmateofthatshipforonevoyage。'
"Therewas,overleaf,aP。S。tothateffectinMr。
Apse'sownhandwriting,whichIhadoverlooked。
Charleywasmybigbrother。
"Idon'tlikeverymuchtohavetwoofmyboystogetherinoneship,'fathergoeson,inhisdeliberate,solemnway。'AndImaytellyouthatIwouldnotmindwritingMr。Apsealettertothateffect。'
"Dearolddad!Hewasawonderfulfather。Whatwouldyouhavedone?Themerenotionofgoingbackandasanofficer,too,tobeworriedandbothered,andkeptonthejumpnightanddaybythatbrute,mademefeelsick。Butshewasn'tashipyoucouldaffordtofightshyof。Besides,themostgenuineexcusecouldnotbegivenwithoutmortallyoffendingApse&Sons。
Thefirm,andIbelievethewholefamilydowntotheoldunmarriedauntsinLancashire,hadgrowndesper-
atelytouchyaboutthataccursedship'scharacter。Thiswasthecaseforanswering'Readynow'fromyourverydeath-bedifyouwishedtodieintheirgoodgraces。
Andthat'spreciselywhatIdidanswer——bywire,tohaveitoveranddonewithatonce。
"Theprospectofbeingshipmateswithmybigbrothercheeredmeupconsiderably,thoughitmademeabitanxious,too。EversinceIremembermyselfasalittlechaphehadbeenverygoodtome,andIlookeduponhimasthefinestfellowintheworld。Andsohewas。
Nobetterofficereverwalkedthedeckofamerchantship。Andthat'safact。Hewasafine,strong,up-
standing,sun-tanned,youngfellow,withhisbrownhaircurlingalittle,andaneyelikeahawk。Hewasjustsplendid。Wehadn'tseeneachotherformanyyears,andeventhistime,thoughhehadbeeninEnglandthreeweeksalready,hehadn'tshowedupathomeyet,buthadspenthissparetimeinSurreysomewheremak-
inguptoMaggieColchester,oldCaptainColchester'sniece。Herfather,agreatfriendofdad's,wasinthesugar-brokingbusiness,andCharleymadeasortofsecondhomeoftheirhouse。Iwonderedwhatmybigbrotherwouldthinkofme。Therewasasortofstern-
nessaboutCharley'sfacewhichneverleftit,notevenwhenhewaslarkinginhisratherwildfashion。
"Hereceivedmewithagreatshoutoflaughter。
Heseemedtothinkmyjoiningasanofficerthegreatestjokeintheworld。Therewasadifferenceoftenyearsbetweenus,andIsupposeherememberedmebestinpinafores。Iwasakidoffourwhenhefirstwenttosea。
Itsurprisedmetofindhowboisteroushecouldbe。
"'Nowweshallseewhatyouaremadeof,'hecried。
Andheheldmeoffbytheshoulders,andpunchedmyribs,andhustledmeintohisberth。'Sitdown,Ned。I
amgladofthechanceofhavingyouwithme。I'llputthefinishingtouchtoyou,myyoungofficer,providingyou'reworththetrouble。And,firstofall,getitwellintoyourheadthatwearenotgoingtoletthisbrutekillanybodythisvoyage。We'llstopherracket。'
"Iperceivedhewasindeadearnestaboutit。Hetalkedgrimlyoftheship,andhowwemustbecarefulandneverallowthisuglybeasttocatchusnappingwithanyofherdamnedtricks。
"HegavemearegularlectureonspecialseamanshipfortheuseoftheApseFamily;thenchanginghistone,hebegantotalkatlarge,rattlingoffthewildest,funniestnonsense,tillmysidesachedwithlaughing。I
couldseeverywellhewasabitabovehimselfwithhighspirits。Itcouldn'tbebecauseofmycoming。Nottothatextent。But,ofcourse,Iwouldn'thavedreamtofaskingwhatwasthematter。Ihadaproperrespectformybigbrother,Icantellyou。Butitwasallmadeplainenoughadayortwoafterwards,whenIheardthatMissMaggieColchesterwascomingforthevoy-
age。Unclewasgivingherasea-tripforthebenefitofherhealth。
"Idon'tknowwhatcouldhavebeenwrongwithherhealth。Shehadabeautifulcolour,andadeuceofalotoffairhair。Shedidn'tcarearapforwind,orrain,orspray,orsun,orgreenseas,oranything。Shewasablue-eyed,jollygirloftheverybestsort,butthewayshecheekedmybigbrotherusedtofrightenme。I
alwaysexpectedittoendinanawfulrow。However,nothingdecisivehappenedtillafterwehadbeeninSydneyforaweek。Oneday,inthemen'sdinnerhour,Charleystickshisheadintomycabin。Iwasstretchedoutonmybackonthesettee,smokinginpeace。
"'Comeashorewithme,Ned,'hesays,inhiscurtway。
"Ijumpedup,ofcourse,andawayafterhimdownthegangwayandupGeorgeStreet。Hestrodealonglikeagiant,andIathiselbow,panting。Itwascon-
foundedlyhot。'Whereonearthareyourushingmeto,Charley?'Imadeboldtoask。
"'Here,'hesays。
"'Here'wasajeweller'sshop。Icouldn'timaginewhathecouldwantthere。Itseemedasortofmadfreak。Hethrustsundermynosethreerings,whichlookedverytinyonhisbig,brownpalm,growlingout——
"'ForMaggie!Which?'
"Igotakindofscareatthis。Icouldn'tmakeasound,butIpointedattheonethatsparkledwhiteandblue。Heputitinhiswaistcoatpocket,paidforitwithalotofsovereigns,andboltedout。WhenwegotonboardIwasquiteoutofbreath。'Shakehands,oldchap,'Igaspedout。Hegavemeathumpontheback。
'Givewhatordersyouliketotheboatswainwhenthehandsturn-to,'sayshe;'Iamoffdutythisafternoon。'
"Thenhevanishedfromthedeckforawhile,butpresentlyhecameoutofthecabinwithMaggie,andthesetwowentoverthegangwaypublicly,beforeallhands,goingforawalktogetheronthatawful,blazinghotday,withcloudsofdustflyingabout。Theycamebackafterafewhourslookingverystaid,butdidn'tseemtohavetheslightestideawheretheyhadbeen。
Anyway,that'stheanswertheybothmadetoMrs。
Colchester'squestionattea-time。
"Anddidn'tsheturnonCharley,withhervoicelikeanoldnightcabman's!'Rubbish。Don'tknowwhereyou'vebeen!Stuffandnonsense。You'vewalkedthegirloffherlegs。Don'tdoitagain。'
"It'ssurprisinghowmeekCharleycouldbewiththatoldwoman。Onlyononeoccasionhewhisperedtome,'I'mjollygladsheisn'tMaggie'saunt,exceptbymarriage。That'snosortofrelationship。'ButI
thinkheletMaggiehavetoomuchofherownway。
Shewashoppingalloverthatshipinheryachtingskirtandaredtamo'shanterlikeabrightbirdonadeadblacktree。Theoldsaltsusedtogrintothemselveswhentheysawhercomingalong,andofferedtoteachherknotsorsplices。Ibelieveshelikedthemen,forCharley'ssake,Isuppose。
"Asyoumayimagine,thefiendishpropensitiesofthatcursedshipwereneverspokenofonboard。Notinthecabin,atanyrate。Onlyonceonthehome-
wardpassageCharleysaid,incautiously,somethingaboutbringingallhercrewhomethistime。CaptainColchesterbegantolookuncomfortableatonce,andthatsilly,hard-bittenoldwomanflewoutatCharleyasthoughhehadsaidsomethingindecent。Iwasquiteconfoundedmyself;astoMaggie,shesatcompletelymystified,openingherblueeyesverywide。Ofcourse,beforeshewasadayoldershewormeditalloutofme。
Shewasaverydifficultpersontolieto。
"'Howawful,'shesaid,quitesolemn。'Somanypoorfellows。Iamgladthevoyageisnearlyover。I
won'thaveamoment'speaceaboutCharleynow。'
"IassuredherCharleywasallright。IttookmorethanthatshipknewtogetoveraseamanlikeCharley。
Andsheagreedwithme。
"NextdaywegotthetugoffDungeness;andwhenthetow-ropewasfastCharleyrubbedhishandsandsaidtomeinanundertone——
"'We'vebaffledher,Ned。'
'"Lookslikeit,'Isaid,withagrinathim。Itwasbeautifulweather,andtheseaassmoothasamillpond。
Wewentuptheriverwithoutashadowoftroubleexceptonce,whenoffHoleHaven,thebrutetookasuddensheerandnearlyhadabargeanchoredjustclearofthefairway。ButIwasaft,lookingafterthesteer-
ing,andshedidnotcatchmenappingthattime。
Charleycameuponthepoop,lookingveryconcerned。
'Closeshave,'sayshe。
"'Nevermind,Charley,'Ianswered,cheerily。
'You'vetamedher。'
"Weweretotowrightuptothedock。TheriverpilotboardedusbelowGravesend,andthefirstwordsIheardhimsaywere:'Youmayjustaswelltakeyourportanchorinboardatonce,Mr。Mate。'
"ThishadbeendonewhenIwentforward。IsawMaggieontheforecastleheadenjoyingthebustleandIbeggedhertogoaft,butshetooknonoticeofme,ofcourse。ThenCharley,whowasverybusywiththeheadgear,caughtsightofherandshoutedinhisbiggestvoice:'Getofftheforecastlehead,Maggie。You'reinthewayhere。'Forallanswershemadeafunnyfaceathim,andIsawpoorCharleyturnaway,hidingasmile。
Shewasflushedwiththeexcitementofgettinghomeagain,andherblueeyesseemedtosnapelectricsparksasshelookedattheriver。Acollierbrighadgoneroundjustaheadofus,andourtughadtostopherenginesinahurrytoavoidrunningintoher。
"Inamoment,asisusuallythecase,alltheshippinginthereachseemedtogetintoahopelesstangle。A
schoonerandaketchgotupasmallcollisionalltothemselvesrightinthemiddleoftheriver。Itwasexcitingtowatch,and,meantime,ourtugremainedstopped。Anyothershipthanthatbrutecouldhavebeencoaxedtokeepstraightforacoupleofminutes——
butnotshe!Herheadfelloffatonce,andshebegantodriftdown,takinghertugalongwithher。Inoticedaclusterofcoastersatanchorwithinaquarterofamileofus,andIthoughtIhadbetterspeaktothepilot。
'Ifyoulethergetamongstthatlot,'Isaid,quietly,'shewillgrindsomeofthemtobitsbeforewegetheroutagain。'
"'Don'tIknowher!'crieshe,stampinghisfootinaperfectfury。Andheoutwithhiswhistletomakethatbotheredtuggettheship'sheadupagainasquickaspossible。Heblewlikemad,wavinghisarmtoport,andpresentlywecouldseethatthetug'sengineshadbeensetgoingahead。Herpaddleschurnedthewater,butitwasasifshehadbeentryingtotowarock——shecouldn'tgetaninchoutofthatship。
Againthepilotblewhiswhistle,andwavedhisarmtoport。Wecouldseethetug'spaddlesturningfasterandfasteraway,broadonourbow。