"Noonecaneverthinkaladyextravagantforbuyingablacksilk;
  it'ssuchausefuldress;lastsforever——almost。"
  Days,weeks,andmonthsrolledon,andwiththemanever-rollingtideofflower-shows,dinners,at-homes,balls,operas,lawn-
  parties,concerts,andtheatres。
  Strangethatinonehousethereshouldbetwopeoplewholovedeachother,yettheirlivesransofarapart,exceptwhiletheywereasleep:themanallindustry,self-denial,patience;thewomanallfrivolity,self-indulgence,andamusement;bothchainedtoanoar,only——oneinaworkingboat,theotherinapaintedgalley。
  Thewomangottiredfirst,andhercharmingcolorwanedsadly。Shecametohimformedicinetosetherup。"Ifeelsolanguid。"
  "No,no,"saidhe;"nomedicinecandotheworkofwholesomefoodandrationalrepose。Youlacktheseasonofallnatures,sleep。
  Dineathomethreedaysrunning,andgotobedatten。"
  Onthisthedoctor'swifewenttoachemistforadvice。Hegaveherapinkstimulant;and,asstimulantshavetwoeffects,viz。,firsttostimulate,andthentoweaken,thisdidhernolastinggood。Dr。StainescursedtheLondonseason,andthreatenedtomigratetoLiverpool。
  Buttherewasworsebehind。
  Returningonedaytohisdressing-room,justafterRosahadcomedown-stairs,hecaughtsightofaredstaininawash-hand-basin。
  Heexaminedit;itwasarterialblood。
  Hewenttoherdirectly,andexpressedhisanxiety。
  "Oh,itisnothing,"saidshe。
  "Nothing!Pray,howoftenhasitoccurred?"
  "Onceortwice。Imusttakeyouradvice,andbequiet,thatisall。"
  Stainesexaminedthehousemaid;sheliedinstinctivelyatfirst,seeinghewasalarmed;but,beingurgedtotellthetruth,saidshehadseenitrepeatedly,andhadtoldthecook。
  Hewentdown-stairsagain,andsatdown,lookingwretched。
  "Oh,dear!"saidRosa。"Whatisthematternow?"
  "Rosa,"saidhe,verygravely,"therearetwopeopleawomanismadtodeceive——herhusbandandherphysician。Youhavedeceivedboth。"
  CHAPTERX。
  IsuspectDr。Stainesmerelymeanttosaythatshehadconcealedfromhimanalarmingsymptomforseveralweeks;butsheansweredinahurry,toexcuseherself,andletthecatoutofthebag——excusemyvulgarity。
  "ItwasallthatMrs。Vivian'sfault。Shelaughedatmesofornotwearingthem;andshehasawaistyoucanspan——thewretch!"
  "Oh,then,youhavebeenwearingstaysclandestinely?"
  "Why,youknowIhave。Oh,whatastupid!Ihaveletitallout。"
  "Howcouldyoudoit,whenyouknew,byexperience,itisyourdeath?"
  "Butitlookssobeautiful,atinywaist。"
  "ItlooksashideousasaChinesefoot,and,totheeyeofscience,farmoredisgusting;itisthecauseofsomanyunlovelydiseases。"
  "Justtellmeonething;haveyoulookedatMrs。Vivian?"
  "Minutely。Ilookatallyourfriendswithgreatanxiety,knowingnoanimalmoredangerousthanafool。Vivian——askinnywoman,withaprettyface,lovelyhair,goodteeth,dyingeyes"——
  "Yes,lovely!"
  "Asureproofofadisorderedstomach——andawaistpinchedinsounnaturally,thatIsaidtomyself,'Whereonearthdoesthisidiotputherliver?'Didyoueverreadofthefrogwhoburst,tryingtoswelltoanox?Well,hereistherivalryreversed;Mrs。Vivianisabagofbonesinaballoon;shecanmachineherselfintoawasp;
  butafineyoungwomanlikeyou,withfleshandmuscle,mustkillyourselfthreeorfourtimesbeforeyoucanmakeyourbodyasmeagre,hideous,angular,andunnaturalasVivian's。Butallyouladiesaremono-maniacs;onemightaswelltalksensetoagorilla。
  Itbroughtyoutotheedgeofthegrave。Isavedyou。Yetyoucouldgoand——Godgrantmepatience。SoIsupposetheseunprincipledwomenlentyoutheirstaystodeceiveyourhusband?"
  "No。Buttheylaughedatmesothat——Oh,Christie,I'mawretch;
  IkeptapairattheLucases,andapairatMadameCie's,andIputthemonnowandthen。"
  "Butyouneverappearedhereinthem?"
  "What,beforemytyrant?Ohno,Idarednot。"
  "Soyoutookthemoffbeforeyoucamehome?"
  Rosahungherhead,andsaid"Yes"inareluctantwhisper。
  "Youspentyourdaylightdressing。Youdressedtogoout;dressedagaininstays;dressedagainwithoutthem;andalltodeceiveyourhusband,andkillyourself,atthebiddingoftwoshallow,heartlesswomen,whowoulddanceoveryourgravewithoutapangofremorse,orsentimentofanykind,sincetheylive,likemidges,ONLYTODANCEINTHESUN,ANDSUCKSOMEWORKER'SBLOOD。"
  "Oh,Christie!I'msoeasilyled。Iamtoogreatafooltolive。
  Killme!"
  Andshekneeleddown,andrenewedtherequest,lookingupinhisfacewithanexpressionthatmighthavedisarmedCainipsum。
  Hesmiledsuperior。"Thequestionis,areyousorryyouhavebeensothoughtless?"
  "Yes,dear。Oh!oh!"
  "Willyoubeverygoodtomakeup?"
  "Oh,yes。Onlytellmehow;foritdoesnotcomenaturaltopoorme。"
  "Keepoutofthosewomen'swayfortherestoftheseason。"
  "Iwill。"
  "Bringyourstayshome,andallowmetodowhatIlikewiththem。"
  "Ofcourse。Cuttheminamillionpieces。"
  "Tillyouarerecovered,youmustbemypatient,andgonowherewithoutme。"
  "Thatisnopunishment,Iamsure。"
  "Punishment!AmIthemantopunishyou?Ionlywanttosaveyou。"
  "Well,darling,itwon'tbethefirsttime。"
  "No;butIdohopeitwillbethelast。"
  CHAPTERXI。
  "Sublatacausatollitureffectus。"Thestaysbeinggone,anddissipationmoderated,Mrs。Stainesbloomedagain,andtheygaveoneortwounpretendinglittledinnersattheBijou。Dr。Stainesadmittednofalsefriendstothese。Theyneverwentbeyondeight;
  fivegentlemen,threeladies。Bythisarrangementtheterriblediscursivenessofthefair,andman'scrueldispositiontoworkasubjectthreadbare,werecontrolledandmodified,andahappybalanceofconversationestablished。LadyCicelyTrehernewasalwaysinvited,andalwaysmanagedtocome;forshesaid,"TheywerethemostagweeablelittlepaatiesinLondon,andthehostandhostessbothsointewesting。"Intheautumn,Stainesworkeddoubletideswiththepen,andfoundavehicleformedicalnarrativesinaweeklymagazinethatdidnotprofessmedicine。
  Thisnewveinputhiminheart。Hisfees,towardstheendoftheyear,werelessthanlastyear,becausetherewasnohundred-guineafee;buttherewasamarkedincreaseinthesmallfees,andtheunflaggingpenhadactuallyearnedhimtwohundredpounds,ornearly。Sohewasingoodspirits。
  NotsoMrs。Staines;forsometimeshehadbeenuneasy,fretful,andlikeapersonwithaweightonhermind。
  OneSundayshesaidtohim,"Oh,dear,Idofeelsodull。Nobodytogotochurchwith,noryettotheZoo。"
  "I'llgowithyou,"saidStaines。
  "Youwill!Towhich?"
  "Toboth;inforapenny,inforapound。"
  Sotochurchtheywent;andStaines,whosemottowas"Hocage,"
  mindedhisbook。Rosahadintervalsofattentiontothewords,butfoundplentyoftimetostudythecostumes。
  DuringtheLitanyinbustledClara,thehousemaid,withawhitejacketonsolikehermistress's,thatRosaclutchedherownconvulsively,toseewhethershehadnotbeenskinnedofitbysomedevilishsleight-of-hand。
  No,itwasonherback;butClara'swasidentical。
  Inherexcitement,RosapinchedStaines,andwithhernose,thatwentlikeawater-wagtail,pointedoutthemalefactor。Thenshewhispered,"Look!Howdareshe?Myveryjacket!Earringstoo,andbrooches,anddressesherhairlikemine。"
  "Well,nevermind,"whisperedStaines。"Sundayisherday。Wehavegotalltheweektoshine。There,don'tlookather——'Fromallevilspeaking,lying,andslandering'"——
  "Ican'tkeepmyeyesoffher。"
  "AttendtotheLitany。Doyouknow,thisisreallyabeautifulcomposition?"
  "I'dratherdotheworkfiftytimesovermyself。"
  "Hush!peoplewillhearyou。"
  Whentheywalkedhomeafterchurch,Stainestriedtodivertherfromtheconsiderationofherwrongs;butno——allothertopicsweretooflatbycomparison。
  Shemournedthehardfateofmistresses——unfortunatecreaturesthatcouldnotdowithoutservants。
  "Isnotthataconfessionthatservantsaregood,usefulcreatures,withalltheirfaults?Thenastothemaniafordress,why,thatisnotconfinedtothem。Itisthemaniaofthesex。Areyoufreefromit?"
  "No,ofcoursenot。ButIamalady,ifyouplease。"
  "Thensheisyourintellectualinferior,andmoreexcusable。
  Anyway,itiswisetoconniveatathingwecan'thelp。"
  "Whatkeepher,afterthis?no,never。"
  "Mydear,praydonotsendheraway,forsheistidyinthehouse,andquick,andbetterthananyonewehavehadthislastsixmonths;andyouknowyouhavetriedagreatnumber。"
  "Tohearyouspeak,onewouldthinkitwasmyfaultthatwehavesomanybadservants。"
  "Ineversaiditwasyourfault;butITHINK,dearest,alittlemoreforbearanceintrifles"——
  "Trifles!trifles——foramistressandmaidtobeseendressedalikeinthesamechurch?Youtaketheservants'partagainstme,thatyoudo。"
  "Youshouldnotsaythat,eveninjest。Comenow,doyoureallythinkajacketlikeyourscanmaketheservantlooklikeyou,ordetractfromyourgraceandbeauty?Thereisaverysimpleway;
  putyourjacketbyforafutureoccasion,andwearsomethingelseinitssteadatchurch。"
  "Anicething,indeed,togiveintothesecreatures。Iwon'tdoit。"
  "Whywon'tyou,thisonce?"
  "BecauseIwon't——there!"
  "Thatisunanswerable,"saidhe。
  Mrs。Stainessaidthat;butwhenitcametoacting,shedeferredtoherhusband'swish;sheresignedherintentionofsendingforClaraandgivingherwarning。Onthecontrary,whenClaraletherin,andthewhitejacketsrubbedtogetherinthenarrowpassage,sheactuallysaidnothing,butstalkedtoherownroom,andtoreherjacketoff,andflungitonthefloor。
  Unfortunately,shewassolongdressingfortheZoo,thatClaracameintoarrangetheroom。Shepicksupthewhitejacket,takesitinbothhands,givesitaflap,andproceedstohangitupinthewardrobe。
  Thenthegreatfeminineheartburstitsbounds。
  "Youcanleavethatalone。Ishallnotwearthatagain。"
  Thereuponensuedanunevenencounter,ClarabeingoneofthoseofwhomtheScripturesays,"Thepoisonofaspsisundertheirtongues。"
  "La,ma'am,"saidshe,"why,'tain'tsoverydirty。"
  "No;butitistoocommon。"
  "Oh,becauseI'vegotonelikeit。Ay。Missisescan'tabideagood-lookingservant,nortosee'emdressedbecoming。"
  "Mistressesdonotlikeservantstoforgettheirplace,norwearwhatdoesnotbecometheirsituation。"
  "Mysituation!Why,Icanpaymyway,gowhereIwill。Idon'ttrembleatthetradesmen'sknock,assomedo。"
  "Leavetheroom!Leaveitthismoment。"
  "Leavetheroom,yes——andI'llleavethehousetoo,andtellalltheneighborswhatIknowaboutit。"
  Sheflouncedoutandslammedthedoor;andRosasatdown,trembling。
  Clararushedtothekitchen,andtheretoldthecookandAndrewPearmanhowshehadgivenittothemistress,andeverywordshehadsaidtoher,withagoodmanymoreshehadnot。
  Thecooklaughedandencouragedher。
  ButAndrewPearmanwaswroth,andsaid,"Youtoaffrontourmistresslikethat!Why,ifIhadheardyou,I'dhavetwistedyourneckforye。"
  "Itwouldtakeabettermanthanyoutodothat。Youmindyourownbusiness。Sticktoyourone-horsechay。"
  "Well,I'mnotabovemyplace,forthatmatter。Butyougalsmustalwaysbeapingyourbetters。"
  "Ihavegotaproperpride,thatisall,andyouhaven't。Yououghttobeashamedofyourselftodotwomen'swork;driveabroughamandwaitonahorse,andthencomeinandwaitattable,Youareatea-kettlegroom,thatiswhatyouare。Why,mybrotherwascoachmantoLordFitz-James,andgavehislordshipnoticethefirsttimehehadtodrivethechildren。Sayshe,'Idon'tobjecttothechildren,mylord,butwithherladyshipinthecarriage。'
  It'ssuchservantsasyouasspoilplaces。Noservantasknowswhat'sduetoaservantoughttoknowyou。They'dscornyour'quaintance,asIdo,Mr。Pearman。"
  "Youareastuck-uphussy,andasoldier'sjade,"roaredAndrew。
  "Andyouarealowtea-kettlegroom。"
  Thisexpressionwoundedthegreatequestriansoultothequick;therestofSundayheponderedonit;thenextmorninghedrovethedoctor,asusual,butwithaheavyheart。
  Meantime,thecookmadehasteandtoldthebakerPearmanhad"gotithot"fromthehousemaid,andshehadcalledhimatea-kettlegroom;andinlessthanhalfanhourafterthatitwasineverystableinthemews。Why,asPearmanwastakingthehorseoutofthebrougham,didn'ttwolittlered-headedurchinscallout,"Here,comeandseethetea-kettlegroom!"andatnightsomemischievousboychalkedontheblackdoorofthestablealargewhitetea-
  kettle,andnextmorningadrunken,idlefellow,withaclaypipeinhismouth,andadirtypairofcorduroytrousers,nocoat,butashirtveryopenatthechest,showinginflamedskin,theeffectofdrink,inspectedthatworkofartwithblinkingeyesandvacillatingtoes,andsaid,"Thiscomesofachapdoingtoomuch。
  Afewmorelikeyou,andworkwouldbescarce。Afinethingforgentlefolkstomakeonemanfilltwoplaces!butitain'tthegentlefolks'fault,it'sthemanashumors'em。"
  Pearmanwasapeaceableman,andmadenoreply,butwentonwithhiswork;onlyduringthedayhetoldhismasterthatheshouldbeobligedtohimifhewouldfillhissituationassoonasconvenient。
  Themasterinquiredthecause,andthemantoldhim,andsaidthemewswastoohotforhim。
  Thedoctorofferedhimfivepoundsayearmore,knowinghehadatreasure;butPearmansaid,withsadnessandfirmness,thathehadmadeuphismindtogo,andgohewould。
  Thedoctor'sheartfairlysankattheprospectoflosingtheonecreaturehecoulddependupon。
  NextSundayeveningClarawasout,andfellinwithfriends,towhomsheexaggeratedhergrievance。
  Thentheyworkedheruptofury,afterthemannerofservants'
  FRIENDS。Shecamehome,packedherbox,broughtitdown,andthenflouncedintotheroomtoDoctorandMrs。Staines,andsaid,"I
  shan'tsleepanothernightinthishouse。"
  Rosawasabouttospeak,butDr。Stainesforbadeher:hesaid,"Youhadbetterthinktwiceofthat。Youareagoodservant,thoughforonceyouhavebeenbetrayedintospeakingdisrespectfully。Whyforfeityourcharacter,andthreeweeks'wages?"
  "Idon'tcareformywages。Iwon'tstayinsuchahouseasthis。"
  "Come,youmustnotbeimpertinent。"
  "Idon'tmeanto,sir,"saidshe,loweringhervoicesuddenly;
  then,raisingitassuddenly,"Therearemykeys,ma'am,andyoucansearchmybox。"
  "Mrs。Staineswillnotsearchyourbox;andyouwillretireatoncetoyourownpartofthehouse。"
  "I'llgofartherthanthat,"saidshe,andsoonafterthestreetdoorwasslammed;theBijoushook。
  Atsixo'clocknextmorning,shecameforherbox。Ithadbeenputawayforsafety。Pearmantoldhershemustwaittillthedoctorcamedown。Shedidnotwait,butwentatelevenA。M。toapolice-
  magistrate,andtookoutasummonsagainstDr。Staines,fordetainingaboxcontainingcertainarticlesspecified——valueunderfifteenpounds。
  WhenDr。Stainesheardshehadbeenforherbox,butleftnoaddress,hesentPearmantohuntforher。Hecouldnotfindher。
  Sheavoidedthehouse,butsentawomanforherdiurnalloveletters。Dr。Stainessentthewomanbacktofetchher。Shecame,receivedherbox,herletters,andthebalanceofherwages,whichwassmall,forStainesdeductedthethreeweeks'wages。
  Twodaysafterwards,tohissurprise,thesummonswasserved。
  Outofrespectforacourtofjustice,howeverhumble,Dr。StainesattendednextMondaytomeetthesummons。
  Themagistratewasanelderlyman,withafaceshapedlikeahog's,butmuchricherincolor,beingpurpleandpimply;sofoulavisageStaineshadrarelyseen,eveninthelowestclassofthecommunity。
  Clarasworethatherboxhadbeenopened,andcertainthingsstolenoutofit;andthatshehadbeenrefusedtheboxnextmorning。
  Stainessworethathehadneveropenedthebox,andthat,ifanyoneelsehad,itwaswithherconsent,forshehadleftthekeysforthatpurpose。Hebadethemagistrateobservethatifaservantwentawaylikethis,andleftnoaddress,sheputitoutofthemaster'sPOWERtosendherboxafterher;andheprovedhehadsometroubletoforcetheboxonher。
  Thepig-facedbeakshowedamanifestleaningtowardstheservant,buttherewasn'talegtostandon;andhedidnotbelieve,norwasitcredible,thatanythinghadbeenstolenoutofherbox。
  Atthismoment,Pearman,sentbyRosa,enteredthecourtwithanoldgownofClara'sthathadbeendiscoveredinthescullery,andascribbling-bookofthedoctor's,whichClarahadappropriated,andwrittenamorousversesin,verysuperior——innumber——tothosethathavecomedowntousfromAnacreon。
  "Handmethose,"saidthepig-facedbeak。
  "Whatarethey,Dr。Staines?"
  "Ireallydon'tknow。Imustaskmyservant。"
  "Why,morethingsofminethathavebeendetained,"saidClara。
  "Somethingsthathavebeenfoundsincesheleft,"saidStaines。
  "Oh!thosethathideknowwheretofind。"
  "Youngwoman,"saidStaines,"donotinsultthosewhosebreadyouhaveeaten,andwhohavegivenyoumanypresentsbesidesyourwages。Sinceyouaresoreadytoaccusepeopleofstealing,permitmetosaythatthisbookismine,andnotyours;andyet,yousee,itissentafteryoubecauseyouhavewrittenyourtrashinit。"
  Thepurple,pig-facedbeakwentinstantlyoutoftherecord,andwastedadealoftimereadingClara'spoetry,andtryingtobewitty。Heraisedthequestionwhosebookthiswas。ThegirlsworethatitWASgivenherbyaladywhowasnowinRome。Stainessworeheboughtitofacertainstationer,andhappeningtohavehispassbookinhispocket,producedanentrycorrespondingwiththedateofthebook。
  Thepig-facedbeaksaidthatthedoctor'swasanimprobablestory,andthatthegownandthebookwerequiteenoughtojustifythesummons。Verdict,oneguineacosts。
  "What,becausetwothingssheneverdemandedhavebeenfoundandsentafterher?Thisismonstrous。Ishallappealtoyoursuperiors。"
  "IfyouareimpertinentI'llfineyoufivepounds。"
  "Verywell,sir。Nowhearme:ifthisisanhonestjudgment,I
  prayGodImaybedeadbeforetheyear'sout;and,ifitisn't,I
  prayGodyoumaybe。"
  Thenthepig-facedbeakfiredup,andthreatenedtofinehimforblaspheming。
  Hedeignednoreply,butpaidtheguinea,andClarasweptoutofthecourt,withatrainayardlong,andleaningonthearmofascarletsoldierwhoavengedDr。Staineswithmilitarypromptitude。
  Christopherwenthomeraginginternally,forhithertohehadneverseensogrossacaseofinjustice。
  Oneofhishumblepatientsfollowedhim,andsaid,"IwishIhadknown,sir;youshouldn'thavecomeheretobeinsulted。Why,nogentlemancanevergetjusticeagainstaservantgirlwhenHEissitting。Itisnotorious,andthatmakesthesehussiessobold。
  I'veseenthatjadeherewiththesamestorytwiceafore。"
  Stainesreachedhomemorediscomposedthanhecouldhavehimselfbelieved。Thereasonwasthatbarefacedinjusticeinacourtofjusticeshookhiswholefaithinman。Heopenedthestreetdoorwithhislatch-key,andfoundtwomenstandinginthepassage。Heinquiredwhattheywanted。
  "Well,sir,"saidoneofthem,civillyenough,"weonlywantourdue。"
  "Forwhat?"
  "Forgoodsdeliveredatthishouse,sir。Balanceofaccount。"Andhehandedhimabutcher'sbill,L88,11s。51/2d。
  "Youmustbemistaken;werunnobillshere。Wepayreadymoneyforeverything。"
  "Well,sir,"saidthebutcher,"therehavebeenpayments;butthebalancehasalwaysbeengaining;andwehavebeenputoffsooften,wedeterminedtoseethemaster。Showyouthebooks,sir,andwelcome。"
  "Thisinstant,ifyouplease。"Hetookthebutcher'saddress,whothenretired,andtheothertradesman,agrocer,toldhimasimilartale;balance,sixtypoundsodd。
  Hewenttothebutcher's,sickatheart,inspectedthebooks,andsawthat,rightorwrong,theywereincontrovertible;thatdebthadbeengainingslowly,butsurely,almostfromthetimeheconfidedtheaccountstohiswife。Shehadkeptfaithwithhimaboutfiveweeks,nomore。
  Thegrocer'sbookstoldasimilartale。
  Thedebtorputhishandtohisheart,andstoodamoment。Theverygrocerpitiedhim,andsaid,"There'snoharry,doctor;atrifleonaccount,ifsettlementinfullnotconvenientjustnow。Iseeyouhavebeenkeptinthedark。"
  "No,no,"saidChristopher;"I'llpayeveryshilling。"Hegaveonegulp,andhurriedaway。
  Atthefishmonger's,thesamestory,onlyforasmalleramount。
  Abillofnineteenpoundsattheverypastrycook's;aplaceshehadpromisedhim,asherphysician,nevertoenter。
  Atthedraper's,thirty-sevenpoundsodd。
  Inshort,wherevershehaddealt,thesamesystem:partialpayments,andever-growingdebt。
  RememberingMadameCie,hedroveinacabtoRegentStreet,andaskedforMrs。Staines'saccount。
  "ShallIsendit,sir?"
  "No;Iwilltakeitwithme。"
  "MissEdwards,makeoutMrs。Staines'saccount,ifyouplease。"
  MissEdwardswasagoodwhilemakingitout;butitwasreadyatlast。Hethrustitintohispocket,withoutdaringtolookatitthere;buthewentintoVerrey's,andaskedforacupofcoffee,andperusedthedocument。
  Theprincipalitemswereasfollows:——
  Ls。
  May4。Re-shapingandrepairingelegantlacemantle,18
  Chipbonnet,feather,andflowers……44
  May20。Makingandtrimmingbluesilkdress——materialpartfound……1919
  Fiveyardsrichbluesilktomatch……42
  June1。Polonaiseandjackettrimmedwithlace——
  materialpartfound……1717
  June8。Oneblacksilkdress,handsomelytrimmedwithjetguipureandlace……4918
  Afewshredsandfragmentsoffinery,boughtatoddtimes,swelledthebilltoL9911s。6d——nottoterrifythefemalemindwiththreefigures。
  Andletnounsophisticatedyoungladyimaginethatthetrimmings,whichconstitutedthree-fourthsofthisbill,wereworthanything。
  Theword"lace,"inMadameCie'sbill,invariablymeantmachine-
  madetrash,worthtenpenceayard,butchargedeighteenshillingsayardforonepennyworthofworkinputtingiton。Wherereallacewasused,MadameCiealwaysLETHERCUSTOMERSKNOWIT。MissLucas'sbillforthisyearcontainedthetwofollowinglittleitems:——
  Ls。
  Richgrosdececilepolonaiseandjackettomatch,trimmedwithChantillylaceandvalenciennes……685
  Superbrobedechambre,richlytrimmedwithskunkfur。400
  Thecustomerfoundthestuff;viz。,twoshawls。Carolinafoundthenastylittlepole-cats,andgottwenty-fourshillingsforthem;
  MadameCiefoundTHEREST。
  ButChristopherStaineshadnotMissLucas'sbilltocomparehiswife'swith。Hecouldonlycomparethelatterwiththeirincome,andwithmalenotionsofcommonsenseandreason。
  Hewenthome,andintohisstudio,andsatdownonhishardbeechchair;helookedroundonhisbooksandhiswork,andthen,forthefirsttime,rememberedhowlongandhowpatientlyhehadtoiledforeveryhundredpoundshehadmade;andhelaidtheevidencesofhiswife'sprofusionanddeceitbythesideofthosesignsofpainfulindustryandself-denial,andhissoulfilledwithbitterness。
  "Deceit!deceit!"
  Mrs。Stainesheardhewasinthehouse,andcametoknowaboutthetrial。Shecamehurriedlyin,andcaughthimwithhisheadonthetable,inanattitudeofprostration,quitenewtohim;heraisedhisheaddirectlyheheardher,andrevealedaface,pale,stern,andwretched。