"NotofCurzonStreet?"
"Yes。"
"Andyouhavequarrelledwithher?"
"Yes。"
"Well,butherhusbandisageneralpractitioner。"
"Sheisatraitress。"
"ButherhusbandcouldputagooddealofmoneyinChristopher'sway。"
"Ican'thelpit。Sheisatraitress。"
"Andyouhavequarrelledwithheraboutanoldwardrobe。"
"No,forherdisloyalty,andherbasegood-for-nothingness。Oh!
oh!oh!"
UnclePhilipgotup,lookingsour。"Goodafternoon,Mrs。
Christopher,"saidhe,verydryly。
Christopheraccompaniedhimtothefootofthestairs。"Well,Christopher,"saidhe,"matrimonyisablunderatthebest;andyouhavenotdonethethingbyhalves。Youhavemarriedasimpleton。
Shewillbeyourruin。"
"UnclePhilip,sinceyouonlycomeheretoinsultus,Ihopeinfutureyouwillstayathome。"
"Oh!withpleasure,sir。Good-by!"
CHAPTERVII。
ChristopherStainescameback,lookingpainedanddisturbed。
"There,"saidhe,"Ifeareditwouldcometothis。IhavequarrelledwithUnclePhilip。"
"Oh!howcouldyou?"
"Heaffrontedme。"
"Whatabout?"
"Neveryoumind。Don'tletussayanythingmoreaboutit,darling。
Itisapity,asadpity——hewasagoodfriendofmineonce。"
Hepaused,enteredwhathadpassedinhisdiary,andthensatdown,withagentleexpressionofsadnessonhismanlyfeatures。Rosahungabouthim,softandpitying,tillitclearedaway,atalleventsforthetime。
NextdaytheywenttogethertoclearthegoodsRosahadpurchased。
Whilstthelistwasbeingmadeoutintheoffice,incamethefair-
hairedboy,withaten-poundnoteinhisveryhand。Rosacaughtsightofit,andturnedtotheauctioneer,withasweet,pityingface:
"Oh!sir,surelyyouwillnottakeallthatmoneyfromhim,poorchild,foraricketyoldchair。"
Theauctioneerstaredwithamazementathersimplicity,andsaid,"Whatwouldthevendorssaytome?"
Shelookeddistressed,andsaid,"Well,then,reallyweoughttoraiseasubscription,poorthing!"
"Why,ma'am,"saidtheauctioneer,"heisn'thurt:thearticlebelongedtohismotherandhersister;thebrother-in-lawisn'tongoodterms;sohedemandedapublicsale。Shewillgetbackfourpuntenoutofit。"Heretheclerkputinhisword。"Andthere'sfivepoundspaid,Iforgottotellyou。"
"Oh!leftadeposit,didhe?"
"No,sir。Butthelaughinghyenagaveyoufivepoundsattheendofthesale。"
"Thelaughinghyena,Mr。Jones?"
"Oh!begpardon;thatiswhatwecallhimintheroom。Hehasgotsuchacuriouslaugh。"
"Oh!Iknowthegent。Heisaretireddoctor。Iwishhe'dlaughlessandbuymore:andHEgaveyoufivepoundstowardstheyounggentleman'sarm-chair!Well,Ishouldassoonhaveexpectedbloodfromaflint。Youhavegotfivepoundstopay,sir:sonowthechairwillcostyourmammatenshillings。Givehimtheorderandthechange,Mr。Jones。"
ChristopherandRosatalkedthisoverintheroomwhilstthemenwerelookingouttheirpurchases。"Come,"saidRosa;"nowI
forgivehimsneeringatme;hisheartisnotreallyhard,yousee。"
Staines,onthecontrary,wasveryangry。"What!"hecried,pityaboywhomadeonebadbargain,that,afterall,wasnotaverybadbargain;andhehadnokindness,norevencommonhumanity,formybeautifulRosa,inexperiencedasachild,andbuyingforherhusband,likeagood,affectionate,honestcreature,amongstalotofsharpersandhard-heartedcynics——likehimself。"
"ItWAScruelofhim,"saidRosa,alteringhermindinamoment,andhalfinclinedtocry。
ThismadeChristopherfurious。"Theill-natured,crotchety,old——
thefactis,heisamisogynist。"
"Oh,thewretch!"saidRosawarmly。"Andwhatisthat?"
"Awoman-hater。"
"Oh!isthatall?Why,sodoI——afterthatFlorenceCole。Womenaremean,heartlessthings。Givememen;theyareloyalandtrue。"
"Allofthem?"inquiredChristopher,alittlesatirically。"Readthepapers。"
"Everysoulofthem,"saidMrs。Staines,passingloftilyovertheproposedtest。"Thatis,alltheonesIcareabout;andthatismyown,ownone。"
Disagreeablecreaturestohaveaboutone——thesesimpletons!
Mrs。StainestookChristophertoshopstobuytheremainingrequisites:andinthreedaysmorethehousewasfurnished,twofemaleservantsengaged,andthecoupletooktheirluggageovertotheBijou。
Rosawasexcitedandhappyatthenoveltyofpossessionandauthority,andthatclosesenseofhouseproprietorshipwhichbelongstowoman。Bydinner-timeshecouldhavetoldyouhowmanyshelvestherewereineverycupboard,andknewtheBijoubyheartinawaythatChristopherneverknewit。Allthisended,asrunningaboutandexcitementgenerallydoes,withmyladybeingexhausted,andlaxwithfatigue。Sothenhemadeherliedownonalittlecouch,whilehewentthroughhisaccounts。
Whenhehadexaminedallthebillscarefullyhelookedverygrave,andsaid,"Whowouldbelievethis?Webeganwiththreethousandpounds。Itwastolastusseveralyears——tillIgotagoodpractice。Rosa,thereisonlyfourteenhundredandfortypoundsleft。"
"Oh,impossible!"saidRosa。"Oh,dear!whydidIeverenterasaleroom?"
"No,no,mydarling;youwerebittenonceortwice,butyoumadesomegoodbargainstoo。Remembertherewasfourhundredpoundssetapartformylifepolicy。"
"Whatawasteofmoney!"
"Yourfatherdidnotthinkso。Thenthelease;thepremium;
repairsofthedrainsthatwouldhavepoisonedmyRosa;turningthecoach-houseintoadispensary;painting,papering,andfurnishing;
china,andlinen,andeverythingtobuy。Wemustlookatthisseriously。Onlyfourteenhundredandfortypoundsleft。Aslowprofession。Nofriends。IhavequarrelledwithUnclePhilip:youwithMrs。Cole;andherhusbandwouldhavelaunchedme。"
"Anditwastopleaseherwesettledhere。Oh,Icouldkillher:
nastycat!"
"Nevermind;itisnotacasefordespondency,butitisforprudence。Allwehavetodoistolookthethingintheface,andbeveryeconomicalineverything。Ihadbettergiveyouanallowanceforhousekeeping;andIearnestlybegyoutobuythingsyourselfwhilstyouareapoorman'swife,andpayreadymoneyforeverything。Mymotherwasagreatmanager,andshealwayssaid,'Thereisbutoneway:beyourownmarket-woman,andpayonthespot;neverletthetradesmengetyouontheirbooks,or,whatwithfalseweight,doublecharges,andthethingsyourservantsorderthatneverenterthehouse,youlosemorethanahundredayearbycheating。'"
Rosayieldedalanguidassenttothispartofhisdiscourse,andithardlyseemedtoenterhermind;butsheraisednoobjection;andinduecoursehemadeheraspecialallowanceforhousekeeping。
Itsoontranspiredthatmedicaladvicewastobehad,gratis,attheBijou,fromeighttillten:andtherewasgenerallyagoodattendance。Butaweekpassed,andnotonepatientcameoftheclassthiscouplemustliveby。Christophersetthisdowntowhatpeoplecall"thetransitionperiod:"hisKentpatientshadlosthim;hisLondonpatientsnotfoundhim。Hewrotetoallhispatientsinthecountry,andmanyofhispupilsattheuniversity,toletthemknowwherehewassettled:andthenhewaited。
Notacreaturecame。
Rosaborethisverywellforatime,solongasthehousewasanovelty;butwhenthatexcitementwaswornout,shebegantobeverydull,andusedtocomeandenticehimouttowalkwithher:hewouldlookwistfullyather,butobjectthat,ifheleftthehouse,heshouldbesuretoloseapatient。
"Oh,theywon'tcomeanymoreforourstayingin——tiresomethings!"
saidRosa。
ButChristopherwouldkissher,andremainfirm。"Mylove,"saidhe,"youdonotrealizehowhardafightthereisbeforeus。Howshouldyou?Youareveryyoung。No,foryoursake,Imustnotthrowachanceaway。Writetoyourfemalefriends:thatwillwhileawayanhourortwo。"
"What,afterthatFlorenceCole?"
"Writetothosewhohavenotmadesuchviolentprofessions。"
"SoIwill,dear。EspeciallytothosethataremarriedandcometoLondon。Oh,andI'llwritetothatcold-bloodedthing,LadyCicelyTreherne。Whydoyoushakeyourhead?"
"DidI?Iwasnotaware。Well,dear,ifladiesofrankweretocomehere,Ifeartheymightmakeyoudiscontentedwithyourlot。"
"Allthewomenonearthcouldnotdothat。However,thechancesareshewillnotcomenearme:shelefttheschoolquiteabiggirl,animmensegirl,whenIwasonlytwelve。Sheusedtosmileatmycapriccios;andonceshekissedme——actually。ShewasanawfulSawny,though,andsoaffected:IthinkIwillwritetoher。"
Theselettersbroughtjustonelady,aMrs。Turner,whotalkedtoRosaverygliblyaboutherself,andamusedRosatwice:atthethirdvisit,Rosatriedtochangetheconversation。Mrs。Turnerinstantlygotup,andwentaway。Shecouldnotbearthesoundofthehumanvoice,unlessitwastalkingaboutherandheraffairs。
AndnowStainesbegantofeeldownrightuneasy。Incomewasgoingsteadilyout:notashillingcomingin。Thelame,theblind,andthesickfrequentedhisdispensary,andgothisskilloutofhimgratis,andsometimesalittlephysic,alittlewine,andotherthingsthatcosthimmoney:butofthepatientsthatpay,notonecametohisfrontdoor。
Hewalkedroundandroundhislittleyard,likeahyenainitscage,waiting,waiting,waiting:andoh!howheenviedthelotofthosewhocanhuntforwork,insteadofhavingtostayathomeandwaitforotherstocome,whosewilltheycannotinfluence。Hisheartbegantosickenwithhopedeferred,anddimforebodingsofthefuture;andhesaw,withgrief,thathiswifewasgettingdullerandduller,andthatherdaysdraggedmoreheavily,farthanhisown;forhecouldstudy。
Atlasthisknockerbegantoshowsignsoflife:hisvisitorswerephysicians。Hislectureson"Diagnosis"werewellknowntothem;
andoneafteranotherfoundhimout。Theywerepolite,kind,evenfriendly;buthereitended:thesegentlemen,ofcourse,didnotresigntheirpatientstohim;andtheinferiorclassofpractitionersavoidedhisdoorlikeapestilence。
Mrs。Staines,whohadalwayslivedforamusement,couldstrikeoutnofixedoccupation;hertimehunglikelead;thehousewassmall;
andinsmallhousesthefaultsofservantsrunagainstthemistress,andshecan'thelpseeingthem,andalltheworseforher。Itiseasiertokeepthingscleaninthecountry,andRosahadahighstandard,whichhertwoservantscouldneverquiteattain。Thisannoyedher,andshebegantoscoldalittle。Theyansweredcivilly,butinotherrespectsremainedimperfectbeings;
theylaidouteveryshillingtheyearnedinfinery;and,this,Iamashamedtosay,irritatedMrs。Staines,whowaswearingoutherweddinggarments,andhadnoexcuseforbuying,andStaineshadbeggedhertobeeconomical。Themoretheydressed,themoreshescolded;theybegantoanswer。Shegavethecookwarning;theother,thoughnotongoodtermswiththecook,hadagushofespritdecorpsdirectly,andgaveMrs。Staineswarning。
Mrs。Stainestoldherhusbandallthis:hetookherpart,thoughwithoutopenlyinterfering;andtheyhadtwonewservants,notsogoodasthelast。
ThisworriedRosasadly;butitwasaflea-bitetothedeepernature,andmoreforecastingmindofherhusband,stilldoomedtopacethatmiserableyard,likeahyena,chafing,seeking,longingforthepatientthatnevercame。
Rosausedtolookoutofhisdressing-roomwindow,andseehimpacetheyard。Atfirst,tearsofpitystoodinhereyes。Byandbyshegotangrywiththeworld;andatlast,strangetosay,alittleirritatedwithhim。Itishardforaweakwomantokeepupallherrespectforthemanthatfails。
Oneday,afterwatchinghimalongtimeunseen,shegotexcited,putonhershawlandbonnet,andrandowntohim:shetookhimbythearm:"Ifyouloveme,comeoutofthisprison,andwalkwithme;wearetoomiserable。Ishallbeyourfirstpatientifthisgoesonmuchlonger。"Helookedather,sawshewasveryexcited,andhadbetterbehumored;sohekissedherandjustsaid,withamelancholysmile,"Howpooraretheythathavenotpatience!"Thenheputonhishat,andwalkedintheParkandKensingtonGardenswithher。Theseasonwasjustbeginning。Therewerecarriagesenough,andgayAmazonsenough,tomakepoorRosasighmorethanonce。
Christopherheardthesigh;andpressedherarm,andsaid,"Courage,love,Ihopetoseeyouamongthemyet。"
"Thesoonerthebetter,"saidshe,alittlehardly。
"And,meantime,whichofthemallisasbeautifulasyou?"
"AllIknowis,theyaremoreattractive。Wholooksatme,walkingtamelyby?"
Christophersaidnothing:butthesewordsseemedtoimplyathirstforadmiration,andmadehimalittleuneasy。
Byandbythewalkputtheswift-changingRosainspirits,andshebegantochatgayly,andhungprattlingandbeamingonherhusband'sarm,whentheyenteredCurzonStreet。Here,however,occurredanincident,triflinginitself,butunpleasant。Dr。
StainessawoneofhisbestKentishpatientsgetfeeblyoutofhiscarriage,andcallonDr。Barr。Hestarted,andstopped。Rosaaskedwhatwasthematter。Hetoldher。Shesaid,"WeARE
unfortunate。"
Stainessaidnothing;heonlyquickenedhispace;buthewasgreatlydisturbed。Sheexpectedhimtocomplainthatshehaddraggedhimout,andlosthimthatfirstchance。Buthesaidnothing。Whentheygothome,heaskedtheservanthadanybodycalled。
"No,Sir。"
"Surelyyouaremistaken,Jane。Agentlemaninacarriage!"
"Notacreaturehavebeensinceyouwentout,sir。"
"Well,then,dearest,"saidhesweetly,"wehavenothingtoreproachourselveswith。"Thenheknithisbrowgloomily。"ItisworsethanIthought。Itseemsevenone'scountrypatientsgotoanotherdoctorwhentheyvisitLondon。Itishard。Itishard。"
Rosaleanedherheadonhisshoulder,andcurledroundhim,asoneshewouldshieldagainsttheworld'sinjustice;butshesaidnothing;shewasalittlefrightenedathiseyethatlowered,andhisnobleframethattrembledalittle,withiresuppressed。
Twodaysafterthis,abroughamdroveuptothedoor,andatallish,fattish,pasty-facedmangotout,andinquiredforDr。
Staines。
Hewasshownintothedining-room,andtoldJanehehadcometoconsultthedoctor。
Rosahadpeepedoverthestairs,allcuriosity;sheglidednoiselesslydown,andwithlove'sswiftfootgotintotheyardbeforeJane。"Heiscome!heiscome!Kissme。"
Dr。Staineskissedherfirst,andthenaskedwhowascome。
"Oh,nobodyofanyconsequence。ONLYthefirstpatient。Kissmeagain。"
Dr。Staineskissedheragain,andthenwasforgoingtothefirstpatient。
"No,"saidshe;"notyet。Imetadoctor'swifeatDr。Mayne's,andshetoldmethings。Youmustalwayskeepthemwaiting;orelsetheythinknothingofyou。Suchafunnywoman!'Treat'emlikedogs,mydear,'shesaid。ButItoldhertheywouldn'tcometobetreatedlikedogsoranyotheranimal。"
"Youhadbetterhavekeptthattoyourself,Ithink。"
"Oh!ifyouaregoingtobedisagreeable,good-by。Youcangotoyourpatient,sir。Christie,dear,ifheisvery——veryill——andI'msureIhopeheis——oh,howwickedIam;mayIhaveanewbonnet?"
"Ifyoureallywantone。"
Onthepatient'scardwas"Mr。Pettigrew,47ManchesterSquare。"
AssoonasStainesenteredtheroom,thefirstpatienttoldhimwhoandwhathewas,aretiredcivilianfromIndia;buthehadgotasontherestill,averyrisingman;wantedtobeaparson;buthewouldnotstandthat;badprofession;don'trisebymerit;veryhardtoriseatall;——no,Indiawastheplace。"Asforme,Imademyfortunethereintenyears。Obligedtoleaveitnow——invalidthismanyyears;noTONE。Triedtwoorthreedoctorsinthisneighborhood;heardtherewasanewone,hadwrittenabookonsomething。ThoughtIwouldtryHIM。"
Tostophim,Stainesrequestedtofeelhispulse,andexaminehistongueandeye。
"Youaresufferingfromindigestion,"saidhe。"Iwillwriteyouaprescription;butifyouwanttogetwell,youmustsimplifyyourdietverymuch。"
Whilehewaswritingtheprescription,offwentthispatient'stongue,andranthroughthetopicsofthedayandintohisfamilyhistoryagain。
Staineslistenedpolitely。Hecouldaffordit,havingonlythisone。
Atlast,thefirstpatient,havingdeliveredanoctavovolumeofnothing,rosetogo;butitseemsthatspeakingan"infinitedealofnothing"exhauststhebody,thoughitdoesnotaffectthemind;
forthefirstpatientsankdowninhischairagain。"Ihaveexcitedmyselftoomuch——feelratherfaint。"
Stainessawnosignsofcomingsyncope;herangthebellquietly,andorderedadecanterofsherrytobebrought;thefirstpatientfilledhimselfaglass;thenanother;andwentoff,revived,tochatterelsewhere。Butatthedoorhesaid,"IhadalwaysarunningaccountwithDr。Mivar。Isupposeyoudon'tobjecttothatsystem。Doublefeethefirstvisit,singleafterwards。"
Dr。Stainesbowedalittlestiffly;hewouldhavepreferredthemoney。However,helookedattheBlueBook,andfoundhisvisitorlivedat47ManchesterSquare;sothatremovedhisanxiety。
Thefirstpatientcalledeveryotherday,chatterednineteentothedozen,wasexhausted,dranktwoglassesofsherry,anddroveaway。
Soonafterthisasecondpatientcalled。Thisonewasadeputypatient——Collett,aretiredbutler——keptalodging-house,andwaitedatparties;helivedcloseby,buthadamarrieddaughterinChelsea。Wouldthedoctorvisither,andHEwouldberesponsible?
Stainespaidthewomanavisitortwo,andtreatedhersoeffectually,thatsoonhervisitswerepaidtohim。Shewascured,andStaines,whobythistimewantedtoseemoney,senttoCollett。
Collettdidnotanswer。
Staineswrotewarmly。
Collettdeadsilent。
Stainesemployedasolicitor。
Collettsaidhehadrecommendedthepatient,thatwasall。Hehadneversaidhewouldpayherdebts。Thatwasherhusband'sbusiness。
Nowherhusbandwasthemateofaship;wouldnotbeinEnglandforeighteenmonths。
Thewoman,visitedbylawyer'sclerk,criedbitterly,andsaidsheandherchildrenhadscarcelyenoughtoeat。
LawyeradvisedStainestoabandonthecase,andpayhimtwopoundsfifteenshillingsexpenses。Hedidso。
"Thisisdamnable,"saidhe。"ImustgetitoutofPettigrew;by-
the-by,hehasnotbeenherethistwodays。"
HewaitedanotherdayforPettigrew,andthenwrotetohim。Noanswer。Called。Pettigrewgoneabroad。HouseinManchesterSquaretolet。
Staineswenttothehouse-agentwithhistale。Agentwasimpenetrableatfirst;but,atlast,wonbythedoctor'smannerandhisunhappiness,referredhimtoPettigrew'ssolicitor;thesolicitorwasarespectableman,andsaidhewouldforwardtheclaimtoPettigrewinParis。
ButbythistimePettigrewwaschatteringandguzzlinginBerlin;
andthencehegottoSt。Petersburg。Inthatstrongholdofgluttony,hegormandizedmorethanever,and,beingunabletotalkitoffhisstomach,asinothercities,hadapoplexy,anddied。
ButlongbeforethisStainessawhismoneywasasirrecoverableashissherry;andhesaidtoRosa,"IwonderwhetherIshalleverlivetocursethehumanrace?"
"Heavenforbid!"saidRosa。"Oh,theyuseyoucruelly,mypoor,poorChristie!"
Thusformonthstheyoungdoctor'spatientsbledhim,andthatwasall。
AndRosagotmoreandmoremopedatbeinginthehousesomuch,andpesteredChristophertotakeherout,andhedeclined:and,beingamanhardtobeat,tooktowritingonmedicalsubjects,inhopesofgettingsomemoneyfromthevariousmedicalandscientificpublications;buthefounditashardtogetthewedgeinthereastogetpatients。
AtlastRosa'sremonstrancesbegantoriseintosomethingthatsoundedlikereproaches。OneSundayshecametohiminherbonnet,andinterruptedhisstudies,tosayhemightaswelllaydownthepen,andtalk。Nobodywouldpublishanythinghewrote。
Christopherfrowned,butcontainedhimself,andlaiddownthepen。
"Imightaswellnotbemarriedatallasbeadoctor'swife。Youareneverseenoutwithme,noteventochurch。DobehavelikeaChristian,andcometochurchwithmenow。"
Dr。Stainesshookhishead。
"Why,Iwouldn'tmisschurchforalltheworld。Anyexcitementisbetterthanalwaysmoping。Comeoverthewaterwithme。ThetimeJaneandIwent,theclergymanreadapaperthatMr。Brownhadfallendowninafit。Therewassucharushdirectly,andI'msurefiftyladieswentout——fancy,allMrs。Browns!Wasn'tthatfun?"
"Fun?Idon'tseeit。Well,Rosa,yourmindisevidentlybetteradaptedtodiversionthanmineis。Goyoutochurch,love,andI'llcontinuemystudies。"
"ThenallIcansayis,IwishIwasbackinmyfather'shouse。
Husband!friend!companion!——Ihavenone。"
Thensheburstoutcryingviolently;and,beingshockedatwhatshehadsaid,andattheagonyithadbroughtintoherhusband'sface,shewentoffintohysterics;andashisheartwouldnotlethimbellowather,oremptyabucketonherashewouldonanotherpatient,shehadagoodlongboutofthem:andgotherway,forshebrokeuphisstudiesforthatday,atallevents。
Evenafterthehystericsweregotunder,shecontinuedtomoanandsighveryprettily,withherlovely,languidheadpillowedonherhusband'sarm;inaword,thoughthehystericswerereal,yetthisinnocentyoungpersonhadthepresenceofmindtopostponeentireconvalescence,andlayherselfouttobepettedallday。Butfatewilleditotherwise:whileshewassighingandmoaning,cametothedoorascurryingoffeet,andthenasharp,persistentringingthatmeantsomething。Themoanercockedeyeandear,andsaid,inherevery-dayvoice,which,comingsosuddenly,soundedverydroll,"Whatisthat,Iwonder?"
Janehurriedtothestreet-door,andRosarecoveredbymagic;and,preferringgossiptohysterics,inanalmostgleefulwhisper,orderedChristophertoopenthedoorofthestudy。TheBijouwassosmallthatthefollowingdialoguerangintheirears:——
Aboyinbuttonsgaspedout,"Oh,ifyouplease,willyouastthedoctortocomerounddirectly;there'sahaccident。"
"La,blessme!"saidJane,andneverbudged。
"Yes,miss。It'sourmissus'slittlegirlfallenrightoffani-chair,andcutherheaddreadful,andsmotheredinblood。"
"La,tobesure!"Andshewaitedsteadilyformore。
"Ay,andmissusshefaintedrightoff;andI'vebeentothereglerdoctor,whichhe'sout;andSarah,thehousemaid,saidIhadbettercomehere;youwasonlyjustsetup,shesaid;youwouldn'thavesomuchtodo,saysshe。"
"ThatisallSHEknows,"saidJane。"Why,ourmaster——theypullshiminpieceswhichistohavehimfust。"
"Whatanawfulliar!Oh,yougoodgirl!"whisperedDr。StainesandRosainonebreath。
"Ah,well,"saidButtons,"anyway,Sarahsayssheknowsyouareclever,'cosherlittlegirlasliveswithhermother,andcallsSarahaunt,hasbintoyour'spensarywithringworm,andyoucuredherrightoff。"
"Ay,andagoodmanymore,"saidJane,loftily。Shewasahousemaidofimagination;andwhileStaineswasputtingsomelintandaninstrumentcaseintohispocket,sheproceededtorelateanumberofmiraculouscures。Dr。Stainesinterruptedthembysuddenlyemerging,andinvitingButtonstotakehimtothehouse。
Mrs。StaineswassopleasedwithJaneforcrackingupthedoctor,thatshegaveherfiveshillings;and,afterthat,usedtotalktoheragreatdealmorethantothecook,whichjudiciousconductpresentlysetallthreebytheears。
Buttonstookthedoctortoafinehouseinthesamestreet,andtoldhimhismistress'snameontheway——Mrs。Lucas。Hewastakenuptothenursery,andfoundMrs。Lucasseated,cryingandlamenting,andawomanholdingalittlegirlofaboutseven,whosebrowhadbeencutopenbythefender,onwhichshehadfallenfromachair;itlookedveryugly,andwasevennowbleeding。
Dr。Staineslostnotime;heexaminedthewoundkeenly,andthensaidkindlytoMrs。Lucas,"Iamhappytotellyouitisnotserious。"Hethenaskedforalargebasinandsometepidwater,andbatheditsosoftlyandsoothinglythatthechildsoonbecamecomposed;andthemotherdiscoveredtheartistatonce。Hecompressedthewound,andexplainedtoMrs。Lucasthattheprincipalthingreallywastoavoidanuglyscar。"Thereisnodanger,"saidhe。Hethenboundthewoundneatlyup,andhadthegirlputtobed。"Youwillnotwakeheratanyparticularhour,nurse。Lethersleep。Havealittlestrongbeef-teaready,andgiveitheratanyhour,nightorday,sheasksforit。Butdonotforceitonher,oryouwilldohermoreharmthangood。Shehadbettersleepbeforesheeats。"
Mrs。Lucasbeggedhimtocomeeverymorning;and,ashewasgoing,sheshookhandswithhim,andthesoftpalmdepositedahardsubstancewrappedinpaper。Hetookitwithprofessionalgravityandseemingunconsciousness;but,onceoutsidethehouse,wenthomeonwings。Heranuptothedrawing-room,andfoundhiswifeseated,andplayingatreading。Hethrewhimselfonhisknees,andthefeeintoherlap;and,whilesheunfoldedthepaperwithanejaculationofpleasure,hesaid,"Darling,thefirstrealpatient——
thefirstrealfee。Itisyourstobuythenewbonnet。"
"Oh,I'msoglad!"saidshe,withhereyesglistening。"ButI'mafraidonecan'tgetabonnetfittowear——foraguinea。"
Dr。Stainesvisitedhislittlepatienteveryday,andreceivedhisguinea。Mrs。Lucasalsocalledhiminforherownlittleailments,andtheywerethebestpossiblekindofailments:for,beingimaginary,therewasnolimittothem。
ThendidMrs。Stainesturnjealousofherhusband。"Theyneveraskme,"saidshe;"andIammopedtodeath。"
"Itishard,"saidChristopher,sadly。"Buthavealittlepatience。Societywillcometoyoulongbeforepracticecomestome。"
Abouttwoo'clockoneafternoonacarriageandpairdroveup,andagorgeousfootmandeliveredacard——"LadyCicelyTreherne。"
OfcourseMrs。Staineswasathome,andonlywithheldbyproprietyfromboundingintothepassagetomeetherschool-fellow。However,shecomposedherselfinthedrawing-room,andpresentlythedoorwasopened,andaverytallyoungwoman,richlybutnotgaylydressed,driftedintotheroom,andstoodthereastatueofcomposure。
Rosahadrisentoflytoher;butthereverenceagirlofeighteenstrikesintoachildoftwelvehungaboutherstill,andshecametimidlyforward,blushingandsparkling,acuriouscontrastincolorandmindtohervisitor;forLadyCicelywasLanguorinperson——herhairwhitey-brown,herfaceafineoval,butalmostcolorless;hereyesapalegray,herneckandhandsincomparablywhiteandbeautiful——alymphaticyounglady,aliveantidotetoemotion。However,Rosa'sbeauty,timidity,andundisguisedaffectionatenessweresomethingsodifferentfromwhatshewasusedtointheworldoffashion,thatsheactuallysmiled,andheldoutbothherhandsalittleway。Rosaseizedthem,andpressedthem;