'Withthosefish?'laughedPolly。'No!you'llhavetowaituntildayafterto-morrow,andthenyourguesswillberight。Isn'titalmosttoogoodtobetrue?'
'Andsheisalmostwell,'addedBell,joyfully,slippingherarmthroughMargery'sandsqueezingitinsheerdelight。'Mrs。Howardsayssheisreallyandtrulybetter。Oh,ifElsieHowardinbedistheloveliest,dearestthingintheworld,whatwillitbeliketohaveheroutofitandwithusinallourgoodtimes!'
'Hasshealwaysbeenillsinceyouknewher?'askedLaura。
'Yes;aterriblecoldleftherwithweaknessofthelungs,andthedoctorsfearedconsumption,butthoughtthatshemightpossiblyoutgrowitentirelyifshelivedinamilderclimate;soMrs。Howardlefthomeandeverybodyshecaredfor,andbroughtElsietoSantaBarbara。Papahastakenaninterestinherfromthefirst,andasfaraswegirlsareconcerned,itwasloveatfirstsight。YouneverknewanybodylikeElsie!'
'Isshepretty?'
'Pretty!'criedPolly,'sheislikeanangelinapicture-book!'
'Interesting?'
'Interesting!'saidBell,inatonethatshowedthewordtobetoofeebleforthesubject;'Elsieismoreinterestingthanalltheothergirlsintheotherworldputtogether!'
'Popular?'
'Popular!'exclaimedMargery,takingherturnintheoralexamination,'Idon'tknowwhetheranybodycanbepopularwhoisalwaysinbed;butifit'spopulartobeadoredbyeveryman,woman,child,andanimalthatcomesanywherenearher,whythenElsieispopular。'
'Andissheafavouritewithboysaswellasgirls?'
'Favourite!'saidBell。'Why,theythinkthatsheissimplyperfect!
Ofcourseshehasscarcelybeenabletositupaweekatatimeforayear,andnaturallyshehasnotseenmanypeople;but,ifyouwantaboy'sopinion,justaskPhiliporGeoffrey。Iassureyou,Laura,afteryouhaveknownElsieawhile,andhaveseentheimpressionshemakesuponeverybody,youwillwanttogotobedandseeifyoucandolikewise。'
'Itisn'tjustthegoingtobed,'remarkedMargery,sagely。
'Anditisn'ttheprettinesseither,'addedPolly;'thoughifyousawElsieasleep,aflowerinonehand,theotherunderhercheek,herhairstrayingoverthepillowOforhairthatwouldstrayanywhere!,youwouldexpecteverymomenttoseeahaloaboveherhead。'
'Idon'tbelieveitisbecausesheisgoodthateverybodyadmiresherso,'saidLaura,'Idon'tthinkgoodnessinitselfisalwayssoveryinteresting;ifElsiehadfrecklesandasnubnose'——'Don'tmindme!'murmuredPolly——'youwouldfindthatpeoplewouldsaylessaboutherwonderfulcharacter。'
'Therearethingsthatpuzzleme,'saidPolly,thoughtfully。'ItseemstomethatifIcouldcontrivetobeeversogood,nobodyeverwouldlookforahaloroundmyhead。Now,isitmyturned-upnoseandredhairthatmakemewhatIam,ordidwhatIammakemynoseandhairwhattheyare——which?'
'We'llhavetoaskAuntTruth,'saidMargery;'thatistoodifficultathingforustoanswer。'
'Wasn'titniceIcatchedthatbigbull-frog,Margie?'criedDick,hiseyesshiningwithanticipation。'NowI'llhaveasmanyassevenor'levenfrogsandlotsofhornedtoadswhenElsiecomes,andshecanhelpmeplaywith'em。'
Whenthegirlsreachedthetentsagain,thelastarticlehadbeentakenfromtheteamandManuelhaddrivenaway。ThesoundofPhil'shammercouldbeheardfromthecarpenter-shop,andPanchowasalreadylayingthetentfloorinasmall,open,sunnyplace,wherethelowboughsofasinglesycamorehungsoastoprotectoneofitscorners,leavingtheresttothefullwarmthofthesunshinethatwastomakeElsieentirelywellagain。
'Iamtiredtodeath,'sighedLaura,throwingherselfdowninabamboolounging-chair。'Suchatrampaswehad!andafterall,theboysinsistedongoingwhereDr。Winshipwouldn'tallowustofollow,sothatwehadtostaybehindandfishwiththechildren;IwishI
hadstayedathomeandreadTheColonel'sDaughter。'
'Oh,Laura!'remonstratedMargery,'thinkofthatlovelypoolwiththeforestsofmaiden-hairgrowingallaboutit!'
'Andpoison-oak,'grumbledLaura。'IknowIwalkedintosomeofitandshalllooklikeaperfectfrightforaweek。Ishallnevermakeacountrygirl——it'snouseformetotry。'
'It'snouseforyoutotrywalkingfourmilesinhigh-heeledshoes,mydear,'saidPolly,bluntly。
'Theyarenothigh,'retortedLaura,'andiftheyare,Idon'tcaretolooklikea——a——cow-boy,eveninthebackwoods。'
'I'manawfulexample,'sighedPolly,seatingherselfonastumpinfrontofthetent,andelevatingaverydustylittlecommon-senseboot。'SirWalterRaleighwouldneverhaveallowedmetowalkonhisvelvetcloakwiththatboot,wouldhe,girls?Oh,wasn'tthatromantic,though?anddon'tIwishthatIhadbeenQueenElizabeth!'
'You'vegottheHAIR,'saidLaura。
'Thankyou!IhadforgottenElizabeth'shairwasred;soitwas。
Thisismycourttrain,'snatchingatablecloththatbungonahushnearby,andpinningittoherwaistinthetwinklingofaneye,——
'thismyfarthingale,'danglinghersun-bonnetfromherbelt,——'thismysceptre,'seizingaJapaneseumbrella,——'thismycrown,'invertingabrighttinplateuponhercurlyhead。'Sheisjustalightingfromherchariot,THUS;thecourtiersturnpale,THUS;whydon'tyoudoit?whatshallbedone?TheRoyalFeetmustnotbewet。"Goroundthepuddle?Prit,meLud,'Od'sbody!Forsooth!Certainlynot!
Removethepuddle!"shesayshaughtilytohersubjects。Theyarejustabouttodoso,whenoutfrombehindaneighbouringchaparralbushstalksabeautifulyoungprincewithcoal-blackhairandrose-
redcheeks。Hewearsarichvelvetcloak,glitteringwithembroidery。Heseesnothercrown,herhairoutshinesit;heseesnothersceptre,hertinyhandconcealsit;heseesnaughtsavetheloathlymud。Hestripsoffhiscloakandfloatsitonthepuddle。
WithahaughtybutgraciousbendofherheadtheQueenacceptsthecourtesy;crossesthepuddle,THUS,waveshersceptre,THUS,andsaying,"Youshallhearfrommebyreturnmail,meLud,"shevanisheswithinthecastle。ThenextmorningshemakesSirWalterBritishMinistertoFlorida。Hedepartsatoncewithacargooftobacco,whichheexchangesforsweetpotatoes,andeverybodyishappyeverafter。'
Thegirlswereconvulsedwithmirthatthishistoricalromance,and,asMrs。Winshipwipedthetearsofmerrimentfromhereyes,Pollyseizedthegoldenopportunityanddroppedonherkneesbesideher。
'Please,AuntTruth,wecan'tgetthewhitemosquito-nettingbecauseDr。Winshiphasthekeyofthestorehouseinhispocket,andso——may——
I——blowthehorn?'
Mrs。Winshipgaveherconsentindespair,andPollywenttotheoak-
treewherethehornhungandblewallthestrengthofherlungsintoblastafterblastforfiveminutes。
'That'sallIneeded,'shesaid,onreturning;'thatwasanescape-
valve,andIshallbelady-likeandwell-behavedtherestoftheday。'
CHAPTERVI:QUEENELSIEVISITSTHECOURT
'Anhourandfriendwithfriendwillmeet,Lipclingtolipandhandclasphand。'
'Now,Laura,'askedBell,whenquietwasrestored,'adviseusaboutElsie'stent。Wewantittobeperfectlylovely;andyouhavesuchgoodtaste!'
'Letmethink,'saidLaura。'Oh,ifshewereonlyabrunetteinsteadofablonde,wecouldfestoonthetentwiththatyellowtarlatanI
broughtfortheplay!'
'Whatdifferencedoesitmakewhethersheisdarkorlight?'askedBell,obtusely。
'Why,aroomoughttobeasbecomingasadress——soMrs。Pinkertonsays。YouknowIsawagreatdealofheratthehotel;andoh,girls!herbedroomwasthemostexquisitethingyoueversaw!ShehadaFrenchtoilet-table,coveredwithpalebluesilkandwhitemarquiselace,——perfectlylovely,——withyardsandyardsofrobin's-
eggbluewateredribboninbows;andonitshekeptallhertoiletarticles,everythinginhammeredsilverfromTiffany'swithmonogramsontheback,——threeorfoursizesofbrushes,andcombs,andmirrors,andafullmanicureset。Itusedtotakehertwohourstodress;butitwasworthit。Oh,suchgorgeoustea-gownsasshehad!Oneofoldroseandlettucewasaperfectdream!Shealwayshadherbreakfastinbed,youknow。Ithinkit'sdelightfultohaveyourbreakfastbeforeyougetup,anddressasslowlyasyoulike。Iwishmammawouldletmedoit。'
'Whatdoesshedoaftershegetsdressedinherrowsofoldlettuce——
Imeanheroldrowsoflettuce?'askedPolly。
'Do?Whyreally,Polly,youaretoostupid!Whatdoyousupposeshedid?Whateverybodyelsedoes,ofcourse。'
'Oh!'saidPolly,apologetically。
'HowoldisMrs。Pinkerton?'askedMargery。
'Betweennineteenandtwenty。Thereisnotthreeyears'differenceinourages,thoughshehasbeenmarriednearlytwoyears。Itseemssofunny。'
'Onlynineteen!'criedBell。'Why,Ialwaysthoughtthatshewasoldasthehills——twenty-fiveorthirtyattheveryleast。Shealwaysseemedtiredofthings。'
'Well,'saidLaura,inawhisperintendedtobetoolowtoreachMrs。
Winship'stent,'Idon'tknowwhetherIoughttorepeatwhatwastoldmeinconfidence,butthefactis——well——shedoesn'tlikeMr。
Pinkertonverywell!'
Theothergirls,whohadnotenjoyedtheadvantagesofcitylifeandtravel,lookedasdazedasanyscandalmongercouldhavedesired。
'Don'tlikehim!'gaspedPolly,nearlyfallingoffthestump。'Why,she'smarriedtohim!'
'Whereonearthwereyoubroughtup?'snappedLaura。'Whatdifferencedoesthatmake?Shecan'thelpitifshedoesn'thappentolikeherhusband,canshe?Youcan'tmakeyourselflikeanybody,canyou?'
'Well,didsheeverlikehim?'askedMargery;'forshe'sonlybeenmarriedayearortwo,anditseemstomeitmighthavelastedthatlongiftherewasanythingtobeginon。'
'But,'whisperedLaura,mysteriously,'youseeMr。PinkertonwasveryrichandtheDentonsverypoor。Mr。Dentonhadjustdied,leavingthemnothingatalltoliveon,andpoorJessiewouldhavehadtoteachschool,orsomedreadfulthinglikethat。Thethoughtofitalmostkilledher,sheissosensitiveandsorefined。Shenevertoldmesoinsomanywords,butIamsureshemarriedMr。Pinkertontosavehermotherfrompoverty;andIpityherfromthebottomofmyheart。'
'Isupposeitwasnoble,'saidBell,inapuzzledtone,'ifshecouldn'tthinkofanyotherway,but——'
'Well,didshetryveryhardtothinkofotherways?'askedPolly。
'Sheneverlookedespeciallynobletome。Ithoughtsheseemedlikeadie-away,frizzlygigkindofagirl。'
'Iwish,MissOliver,thatyouwouldbekindenoughtorememberthatMrs。Pinkertonisoneofmymostintimatefriends,'saidLaura,sharply。'AndIdowish,also,thatyouwouldn'ttalkloudenoughtobeheardallthroughthecanyon。'
ThecolourcameintoPolly'scheeks,butbeforeshecouldanswer,Mrs。Winshipwalkedin,stocking-basketinhand,andseatedherselfinthelittlewickerrocking-chair。Polly'sclariontoneshadgivenheracluetothesubject,andshethoughtthediscussionneededguidance。
'YouweretalkingaboutMrs。Pinkerton,girls,'shesaid,serenely。
'Yousayyouarefondofher,Laura,dear,anditseemsveryungraciousformetocriticiseyourfriend;thatisathingwhichmostofusfailtobearpatiently。ButIcannotletyouholdherupasanidealtobeworshipped,oraskthegirlstoadmireasapieceofself-denialwhatIfearwasnothingbutindolenceandself-
gratification。Youaretooyoungtotalkofthesethingsverymuch;
butyouarenottooyoungtomakeupyourmindthatwhenyouagreetoliveallyourlifelongwithaperson,youmusthavesomeotherfeelingthanadeterminationnottoteachschool。JessieDenton'smother,mydearLaura,wouldneverhaveaskedthesacrificeofherdaughter'swholelife;andJessieherselfwouldneverhavemadeithadshebeenlessvain,proud,andluxuriousinhertastes,andalittlebraver,moreself-forgettingandindustrious。Thesearehardwords,dear,andIamsorrytousethem。Shehasgainedtherichesshewanted,——thecarriagesandservants,andtea-gowns,andhammeredsilverfromTiffany's,butshelookstiredanddisappointed,asBellsays;andI'venodoubtsheis,poorgirl。'
'Idon'tthinkyoudoherjustice,Mrs。Winship;Idon't,indeed,'
saidLaura。
'Ifyouarereallyattachedtoher,Laura,don'tmakethemistakeofadmiringherfaultsofcharacter,buttrytofindherbetterqualities,andhelphertodevelopthem。Itisafatalthingwhengirlsofyouragesetupthesefalsestandards,andordertheirlivesbythem。Thereareworsethingsthanschool-teaching,yes,orevenfloor-scrubbingorwindow-washing。Lovelytea-gownsandsilver-
backedbrushesareallveryprettyandnicetohave,iftheyarenotgainedatthesacrificeofsomethingbetter。Ishouldhavesaidtomydaughter,hadIbeenMrs。Denton,"Wewillworkforeachother,mydarling,andtrytodowhateverGodgivesustodo;but,nomatterhowhardlifeis,yourheartisthemostpreciousthingintheworld,andyoumustneversellthat,ifwepartwitheverythingelse。"Oh,mygirls,mygirls,ifIcouldonlymakeyoubelievethat"poorandcontentisrich,andrichenough。"Icannotbeartothinkofyourgrowingyearbyyearintotheconvictionthattheseprettyglitteringthingsofwealtharethetruegoldoflifewhicheverybodyseeks。
Forgiveme,Laura,ifIhavehurtyourfeelings。'
'Iknowyouwouldneverhurtanybody'sfeelings,ifyoucouldhelpit,Mrs。Winship,'Lauraanswered,withahintofcoldnessinhervoice,'thoughIcan'thelpthinkingthatyouarealittlehardonpoorJessie;but,eventhen,onecansurelylikeapersonwithoutwishingtodotheverysamethingsshedoes。'
'Yes,thatistrue,'saidMrs。Winship,gravely。'Butonecannotconstantlyjustifyawrongactioninanotherwithouthavingone'sownstandardunconsciouslylowered。Whatwecontinuallyexcuseinotherpeopleweshouldbeinclinedbyandbytoexcuseinourselves。Letuschooseourfriendsaswiselyaspossible,andlovethemdearly,helpingthemtogrowworthierofourloveatthesametimewearetryingtogrowworthieroftheirs;because"welivebyadmiration,hope,andlove,"youknow,butnotbyadmiringandlovingthewrongthings。
'Butthereisthehorn,andIheartheboys。Letuscometoluncheon,andtellourgoodnewsofElsie。'
[Musicfollows]
Withincredibleenergy。
Thehorn!Thehorn!Thelus-ty,lus-tyhorn!'Tisnotathingtolaughtoscorn,Athingtolaughtoscorn!
Longbeforetheboysappearedinsight,theirvoicesrangthroughthecanyoninachorusthatwoketheechoes,andpresentlytheycameintoview,bearingtwoquartersandasaddleoffreshlykilledmutton,hangingfromaleafybranchswungbetweenJack'ssturdyshoulderandGeoff's。
'Asplendid"stillhunt"thismorning,AuntTruth!'exclaimedJack。
'Gameplentyandnottooshy,dogsinprimecondition,huntersditto。
Beholdtheresult!'
ThegirlscouldscarcelytellwhetherornoLaurawasoffendedatAuntTruth'sunexpectedlittlelecture。Shedidnotappearquiteasunrestrainedasusual,butaseverybodywasengagedinthepreparationsforElsie'swelcometherewasageneralatmosphereofhilarityandconfusion,sothatnoawkwardnesswaspossible。
Thetool-shopresoundedwithblowsofhammerandsteel。Dickywasundereverybody'sfeet,andhis'sevenortenfrogs,'togetherwithhisunrivalledcollectionofhornedtoads,werecontinuallyescapingfromtheirtinpailsandboxesinthevarioustents,andeverybodywasobligedtojoininthesearchtorecoverandre-incarceratethem,inordertokeepthepeace。
HopYetwasmakingagoldandsilvercake,with'Elsie'inpinklettersonchocolatefrosting。Philiphadpitchedthenewtentsothatinonecornertherewasaslendermanzanita-treewhichhadbeencroppedforsomepurposeorother。Hehadnailedacross-pieceonthis,sothatitresembledtheletterT,andwasnowlaboriouslyboringholesandfittinginpegs,thatElsiemighthaveasortofclosetbehindherbed。
Asfortherusticfurniture,thegirlsandboysdeclaredittobetoobeautifulforwords。Theystoodincirclesaboutitandadmireditwithoutreserve,eachclaimingthathisownspecialpieceofworkwasthegemofthecollection。Thesunlightshiningthroughthegreyandgreentintsofthetentwasvotedperfection,Philip'sclosetamiracleofingenuity,thegreenandwhitestrawmattinganinspiration。
Thelooking-glasshadbeenmountedonapacking-box,andconvertedbyLauraintoadressing-tablethatrivalledMrs。Pinkerton's;forgreentarlatanandwhitemosquito-nettinghadbeensoskilfullycombinedthatthetraditionalmermaidmighthavebeengladtomakehertoiletthere'withacombandaglassinherhand。'Therestofthegreenandwhitegauzystuffhadbeenloopedfromthecornersofthetenttothecentreoftheroof-piece,anddelicatetendrilsofwildclematisclimbedhereandthereasifitweregrowing,itsrootsplungedincunninglyhiddenbottlesofwater。Bellhadgoneaboutwithpiecesofawningclothandgreenbraid,andstitchedanelaboratesystemofpocketsontheinsideofthetentwherevertheywouldnotbetooprominent。Thereweretinypocketsforneedle-work,thimbles,andscissors,medium-sizedpocketsforsoapandcombsandbrushes,biggerpocketsforshoesandslippersandstockings,andmammothpocketsforanythingelsethatElsiemightordaintoputinapocket。
Byfouro'clockintheafternoonMargeryhadusedhercleverfingerstosuchpurposethatawhitesilesiaflag,workedwiththecampname,floatedfromthetiptopofthefrontentrancetothetent。Theceremonyofraisingtheflagwasattendedwithmuchenthusiasm,anditsaccomplishmentgreetedbyadeafeningcheerfromtheentireparty。
'UnlessonewantsParadise,'sighedMargery,'whowouldn'tbecontentedwithdearCampChaparral?'
'Whowouldliveinahouse,anyway?'exclaimedPhilip。'Sniffthisair,andlookupatthatsky!'
'Andthisiswhattheycall"roughingit,"inSantaBarbara,'quothDr。Winship。'Why,youyoungstershavemadethattentfitfortheoccupancyofasocietybelle。'
'Now,let'sorganiseforreception!'criedGeoffrey。'Assemble,goodpeople!Comeoverhere,AuntTruth!Iwilltakethechairmyself,sinceIdon'thappentoseeanybodywhowouldfillitwithmoredignity。'
'Iamgoingtomountmybronchoandgooutontheroadtomeetmybelovedfamily,'saidJack,saunteringuptotheimpromptucouncil-
chamber。
'Howcanyoutellwhentheywillarrive?'askedMrs。Winship。
'Icanmakeaprettygoodguess。They'llprobablystartfromTacitasasearlyaseightornineo'clock,ifElsieiswell。Let'ssee:
it'sabouttwenty-fivemiles,isn'tit,UncleDoc?Saytwenty-threetotheplacewheretheyturnoffthemainroad。Well,I'lltakeabitoflunch,rideouttenortwelvemiles,hitchmyhorseintheshade,andwait。'
'Verywell,'saidGeoffrey。'Itisnotusualforcommitteestoappointthemselves,butasyouareanearrelativeofourdistinguishedguestswewillgrantyouspecialconsiderationandorderyoutothefront。Ladiesandgentlemen,passingovertheslightinformalityofthenomination,allinfavourofappointingMr。
JohnHowardEnvoyExtraordinarypleasemanifestitbytheusualsign。'
Sixpersonsyelled'Ay,'fourraisedtherighthand,andonestoodup。
'Thereseemstobeaslightdifferenceofopinionastotheusualsign。Allright——Contraryminded!'
'No!'shoutedPolly,atthetopofherlungs。
'Itisaunanimousvote,'saidGeoffrey,crushingly,bringingdownhisfistasanimaginarygavelwithincredibleforceanddignity。
'Dr。andMrs。Winship,willyouobligetheChairbyactingasaspecialReceptionCommittee?'
'Certainly,'respondedthedoctor,smilingly。'WilltheChairkindlyoutlinethegeneralpolicyofthecommittee?'
'Hm-m-m!Yes,certainly——ofcourse。TheChairsuggeststhattheReceptionCommittee——well,thattheystayathomeand——receivetheguests,——yes,thatwilldoverynicely。All-in-favour-and-so-forth-
it-is-a-vote-and-so-ordered。Secretarywillpleasespreadacopyontheminutes。'Gavel。
'Irisetoapointoforder,'saidJack,sagely。'Thereisnosecretaryandtherearenominutes。'
'Mereform,'saidtheChair;'sitdown;therewillbeminutesinaminute,——gottodosomemorethingsfirst;thatwilldo,SITDOWN。
WilltheMissesBurtonandMessrs。BurtonandNoblekindlyactasCommitteeonDecoration?'
'Where'stheCommitteeonMusic,andRefreshments,andOlympianGames,andallthatsortofthing?'interruptedPolly,whohadnottheslightestconceptionofparliamentaryetiquette;'andwhydon'tyouhurryupandputmeonsomething?'
'IfMissOliverrefusestobridlehertongue,andpersistsininterruptingthebusinessofthemeeting,theChairwillbeobligedtoremoveher,'saidGeoffrey,withchillingemphasis。
Pollyroseagain,undaunted。'IwouldrespectfullyasktheChair,whoputhiminthechair,anyway?'
'Question!'roaredPhilip。
'Secondthemotion!'shriekedBell,thatbeingtheonlyparliamentaryexpressionsheknew。
'Order!'criedGeoffreyinstentorianaccents。'Iwilladjournthemeetingandclearthecourt-roomunlessthereisorder。'
'Do!'remarkedPolly,encouragingly。'Iwillriseagain,likePhoebus,frommyashes,tosaythat——'
HereJacksprangtohisfeet。'IwouldsuggesttotheChairthatthelastspeakeramendhermotionbysubstitutingtheword"Phoenix"for"Phoebus。"'
'Accepttheamendment,'saidPolly,serenely,amidstthegeneralhilarity。
'Question!'calledBell,withanothermightyprojectionofmemoryintoamissionarymeetingthatshehadonceattended。
'Iamnotawarethatthereisanymotionbeforethehouse,'saidGeoffrey,cuttingly。
'Secondthemotion!'
'Secondtheamendment!'shoutedthegirls。
'Ladies,thereISnomotion。WillyouobligetheChairbyremainingquietuntilspeechisrequested?'
'Movethatthemeetingbeadjournedandanotheronecalled,withanewChair!'remarkedMargery,whofeltthatthehonourofhersexwasatstake。
'Movethatthismotionbesoorderedandspreadupontheminutes,andacopyofitbepresentedtotheChairman,'suggestedPhilip。
'MovethatthecopybeappropriatelyboundinCALF,'saidJack,dodginganimaginaryblow。
'Movethattheothercommitteesbeelectedbyballot,'concludedScottBurton。
'Thisissimplydisgraceful!'exclaimedtheChair。'Order!order!I
appointMissOliverCommitteeonEntertainment,withaviewofkeepingherstill。'
Thiswasreceivedwithparticularaswellasgeneralsatisfaction。
'MissWinship,weappointyouCommitteeonMusic。'
'Allright。Doyouwishittobeoriginal?'
'Certainlynot;wewishittobegood。'
'Butweonlyknowonechorus,andthat's"MyWitchingDinahSnow。"'
'Nevermind;eitherwritenewwordstothattuneorsingtra-la-latoit。Mr。RichardWinship,theChairappointsyouCommitteeonMenagerie,andsuggeststhataswehaveproclaimedalegalholiday,yougiveyouranimalsthefreedomofthecity。'
'Don'tknowwhatfreedomofercitymeans,'saidDicky,whofearedthathewasbeingmadethebuttofridicule。
'Why,wewantyoutoallowthecaptivestoparadeintheevening,withtorch-lightsandmottoes。'
'Allright!'criedDicky,kindlinginaninstant;''n'Luby,'n'thedoat,'n'myhorn'toads,alle'cepttheonethatjustgottedawayinLaura'sbed;butmaybeshe'llfindhimto-night,sothey'llbeallthere。'
Thiswastoomuchforthevariouscommittees,andLaura'swildshriekwasthesignalforahastyadjournment。Acommondangerrestoredpeacetotheassembly,andtheysoughttherunawayinperfectharmony。
'Well,'saidJack,whenquietwasrestored,'IamgoingalittledistanceupthePicoNegrotrail;therearesomemagnificentSpanishbayonetsgrowingthere,andifyou'llletmehavePancho,UncleDoc,wecanbringdownfourofthemandlashthemtoeachofthecornersofElsie'stent,——they'llkeepfreshseveraldaysinwater,youknow。'
'Takehim,certainly,'saidDr。Winship。
'Doletmegowithyou!'pleadedLaura,withenthusiasm。'Ishouldlikethewalksomuch。'
'It'sprettyrough,Laura,'objectedMargery。'Ifyoucouldn'tendureourwalkthismorning,youwouldnevergethomealivefromPicoNegro。'
'Oh,thatwasintheheatoftheday,'sheanswered。'Ifeelequaltoanyamountofwalkingnow,ifJackdoesn'tmindtakingme。'
'Delighted,ofcourse,MissLaura。You'llbewillingtocarryhomeoneofthetrees,Isuppose,inreturnforthepleasureofmysociety?'
'Snubhimseverely,Laura,'criedBell;'weneverallowhimtosaysuchthingsunreproved。'
'Ithinkheissnubbedtoomuchalready,'repliedLaura,withacharmingsmile,'andIshallseehowacourseofencouragementwillaffecthisbehaviour。'
'ThatwillbewhatIlonghavesought,AndmournedbecauseIfounditnot,'
sangJack,nonchalantly。
'Oh,Laura,'remonstratedBell,'thinktwicebeforeyouencouragehiminhisdreadfulways。Wehavestudiedhimverycarefully,andweknowthattheonlywaytolivewithhimistokeephiminasortof"pintpot"wherewecanholdthelidopenjustalittle,andclapitdownsuddenlywheneverhetriestospringout。'
'Donotmindthatyoungperson,MissLaura,butformyourownimpressionsofmycharmingcharacter。Excuseme,please,whileIputonacelluloidcollar,andmakesomefewchangesinmytoiletnecessarytoaproperappearanceinyourdistinguishedcompany。'
'Ipreferyouasyouare,'answeredLaura,laughingly。'Letusstartatonce。'
'Doyouhearthat,youngperson?SheprefersmeasIare!Nowseewhatmagicpowerhergenerosityhasuponme!'Andhedartedintothetent,fromwhichheissuedinamomentwithhisDerbyhat,amanzanitacane,apocket-handkerchieftiedabouthisthroat,andaflowerpinnedonhisflannelcamping-shirt——amostridiculousfigure,sincenothingseemssooutofplaceinthewoodsasanysuggestionofcitycostumesorcustoms。Laurawasinhighgood-humour,andlookedexceedinglybrilliantandpretty,asshealwaysdidwhenshewasthecentralfigureofanygrouporthebrightparticularstarofanyoccasion。
'Behomebeforedark,'saidDr。Winship。'Pancho,keepalook-outforthepack-mule。Truth,oneofthepack-muleshasdisappeared。'
'So?DumplingorDitto?'
'Ditto,curiouslyenough。Hisnameshouldhaveledhimnottosetanexample,buttofollowone。'
Elsiecame。
Perhapsyouthoughtthatthiswasgoingtobeanexcitingstory,andthatsomethingwouldhappentokeepherattheTacitasranch;butnothingdid。Everythingcametopassexactlyasitwasarranged,andJackmethismotherandsisterattwelveo'clocksomefourmilesfromthecamp,andescortedthemtothegates。
'Welcome'hadbeenpaintedontwentydifferentboardsorbitsofwhiteclothandpaper,andnailedhereandthereonthetreesthatlinedtheroughwood-road;thestrainsofanorchestra,formedofaguitar,banjo,castanets,Chinesefiddle,andtincans,greetedthemfromadistance,butwereproperlyallowedtodieawayinsilencewhentheguestnearedthetents。Everythingworeanewandsmilingface,andElsienevercamemoredangerouslynearbeingsqueezedtodeath。
Elsie,intheprettiestofginghamdresses,andhercloudofgoldenhairbraidedintwofunnylittlepugstokeepitoutofthedust;
Elsie,withawidehatthatshadedherface,alreadyalittletannedandburned,nolongercolourless;Elsie,withnolinesofpaininherprettyforehead,andthehollowringgonefromhervoice;Elsie,whojumpedoverthewheelofthewagon,andhuggedherhuggerswiththestrengthofayoungbear!Itwastoogoodtobelieve,andnobodydidquitebelieveitfordays。
Atthreeo'clockthehappiestpartyintheworldassembledattheroughdining-tableunderthesycamore-trees。
Elsiebeameduponthefeastfromthehigh-backedmanzanitachair,afaintcolourinhercheeks,andstarryprismsoflightinapairofeyesthathadnotsparkledformanyawearymonth。HopYetsmiledatriflehimself,worehiscapwitharedbuttononthetoptowaituponthetable,andministeredtothehungrypeoplewithmoreinterestandalacritythanhehadshownsincehehadbeendraggedfromSantaBarbara,hisJoss,andhisnightlygameoffantan。Andsuchadinnerashehadpreparedinhonouroftheoccasion!——longerbyfourcoursesthanusual,andeachpersonwasallowedtwoplatesinthecourseofthemeal。