"Nowwe'vedoneit,"saysGeorgeinmyear:"Ourskin-friction,thatlastslide,hasplayedOldHarrywiththetensions!Lookoutforlaterals,Tim;she'llwantsomeholding。"
  "I'vegother,"istheanswer。"Comeup,oldwoman。"
  Shecomesupnobly,butthelateralsbuffetherleftandrightlikethepinionsofangryangels。Sheisjoltedoffhercoursefourwaysatonce,andcuffedintoplaceagain,onlytobeswungasideanddroppedintoanewchaos。Weareneverwithoutacorposantgrinningonourbowsorrollingheadoverheelsfromnosetomidships,andtothecrackleofelectricityaroundandwithinusisaddedonceortwicetherattleofhail——hailthatwillneverfallonanysea。Slowwemustorwemaybreakourback,pitch-poling。
  "Air'saperfectlyelasticfluid,"roarsGeorgeabovethetumult。
  "AboutaselasticasaheadseaofftheFastnet,ain'tit?"
  Heislessthanjusttothegoodelement。IfoneintrudesontheHeavenswhentheyarebalancingtheirvolt-accounts;ifonedisturbstheHighGods'market-ratesbyhurlingsteelhullsatninetyknotsacrosstremblinglyadjustedelectrictensions,onemustnotcomplainofanyrudenessinthereception。Timmetitwithanunmovedcountenance,onecornerofhisunderlipcaughtuponatooth,hiseyesfleetingintotheblacknesstwentymilesahead,andthefiercesparksflyingfromhisknucklesateveryturnofthehand。Nowandagainheshookhisheadtoclearthesweattricklingfromhiseyebrows,anditwasthenthatGeorge,watchinghischance,wouldslidedownthelife-railandswabhisfacequicklywithabigredhandkerchief。IneverimaginedthatahumanbeingcouldsocontinuouslylabourandsocollectedlythinkasdidTimthroughthatHell'shalf-hourwhentheflurrywasatitsworst。Weweredraggedhitherandyonbywarmor,frozensuctions,belcheduponthetopsofwulii-was,spundownbyvorticesandclubbedasidebylateralsunderadizzyingrushofstarsinthe,companyofadrunkenmoon。
  Iheardtherushingclickofthemidship-engine-leverslidinginandout,thelowgrowlofthelift-shunts,and,louderthantheyellingwindswithout,thescreamofthebow-ruddergougingintoanylullthatpromisedholdforaninstant。Atlastwebegantoclawuponacant,bow-rudderandport-propellertogether;onlythenicestbalancingoftankssavedusfromspinningliketherifle-bulletoftheolddays。
  "We'vegottohitchtowindwardofthatMarkBoatsomehow,"
  Georgecried。
  "There'snowindward,"Iprotestedfeebly,whereIswungshackledtoastanchion。"Howcantherebe?"
  Helaughed——aswepitchedintoathousandfootblow-out——thatredmanlaughedbeneathhisinflatedhood!
  "Look!"hesaid。"Wemustclearthoserefugeeswithahighlift。"
  TheMarkBoatwasbelowandalittletothesou'westofus,fluctuatinginthecentreofherdistraughtgalaxy。Theairwasthickwithmovinglightsateverylevel。Itakeitmostofthemweretryingtolieheadtowind,but,notbeinghydras,theyfailed。Anunder-tankedMoghrabiboathadrisentothelimitofherlift,and,findingnoimprovement,haddroppedacoupleofthousand。Thereshemetasuperbwulli-wa,andwasblownupspinninglikeadeadleaf。Insteadofshuttingoffshewentasternand,naturally,reboundedasfromawallalmostintotheMarkBoat,whoselanguageourG。C。tookitinwashumanlysimple。
  "Ifthey'donlyrideitoutquietlyit'udbebetter,"saidGeorgeinacalm,whileweclimbedlikeabatabovethemall。
  "Butsomeskippers-willnavigatewithoutenoughlift。WhatdoesthatTad-boatthinksheisdoing,Tim?"
  "Playin'kissinthering,"wasTim'sunmovedreply。A
  Trans-AsiaticDirectlinerhadfoundasmoothandbuttedintoitfullpower。Buttherewasavortexatthetailofthatsmooth,sotheT。A。D。wasflippedoutlikeapeafromoffafinger-nail,brakingmadlyasshefleddownandallbutover-ending。
  "NowIhopeshe'ssatisfied,"saidTim。"I'mgladI'mnotaMarkBoat……DoIwanthelp?"TheGeneralCommunicatordialhadcaughthisear。"George,youmaytellthatgentlemanwithmylove——love,remember,George——thatIdonotwanthelp。Whoistheofficioussardine-tin?"
  "ARimouskidrogheronthelook-outforatow。"
  "VerykindoftheRimouskidrogher。Thispostalpacketisn'tbeingtowedatpresent。"
  "Thosedrogherswillgoanywhereonachanceofsalvage,"Georgeexplained。"Wecall'emkittiwakes。"
  Along-beaked,brightsteelninety-footerfloatedateaseforoneinstantwithinhailofus,herslingscoiledreadyforrescues,andasinglehandinheropentower。Hewassmoking。Surrenderedtotheinsurrectionoftheairsthroughwhichwetoreourway,helayinabsolutepeace。Isawthesmokeofhispipeascenduntroublederehisboatdropped,itseemed,likeastoneinawell。
  WehadjustclearedtheMarkBoatandherdisorderlyneighbourswhenthestormendedassuddenlyasithadbegun。Ashooting-startonorthwardfilledtheskywiththegreenblinkofameteoritedissipatingitselfinouratmosphere。
  SaidGeorge:"Thatmayironoutallthetensions。"Evenashespoke,theconflictingwindscametorest;thelevelsfilled;thelateralsdiedoutinlong,easyswells;theair-waysweresmoothedbeforeus。InlessthanthreeminutesthecoveyroundtheMarkBoathadshippedtheirpower-lightsandwhirredawayupontheirbusinesses。
  "What'shappened?"Igasped。Thenerve-storewithinandthevolt-tinglewithouthadpassed:myinflatorsweighedlikelead。
  "God,Heknows!"saidCaptainGeorgesoberly"Thatoldshooting-star'sskin-frictionhasdischargedthedifferentlevels。I'veseenithappenbefore。Phew:Whatarelief!"
  Wedroppedfromtentosixthousandandgotridofourclammysuits。TimshutoffandsteppedoutoftheFrame。TheMarkBoatwascomingupbehindus。Heopenedthecolloidinthatheavenlystillnessandmoppedhisface。
  "Hello,Williams!"hecried。"Adegreeortwoouto'station,ain'tyou?"
  "Maybe,"wastheanswerfromtheMarkBoat。"I'vehadsomecompanythisevening。"
  "SoInoticed。Wasn'tthatquitealittledraught?"
  "Iwarnedyou。Whydidn'tyoupulloutnorth?Theeast-boundpacketshave。"
  "Me?NottillI'mrunningaPolarconsumptives'sanatoriumboat。
  Iwassquintingthroughacolloidbeforeyouwereoutofyourcradle,myson。"
  "I'dbethelastmantodenyit,"thecaptainoftheMarkBoatrepliessoftly。"Thewayyouhandledherjustnow——I'maprettyfairjudgeoftrafficinavolt-hurry——itwasathousandrevolutionsbeyondanythingevenI'veeverseen。"
  Tim'sbacksupplesvisiblytothisoiling。CaptainGeorgeonthec。p。winksandpointstotheportraitofasingularlyattractivemaidenpinneduponTim'stelescopebracketabovethesteering-wheel。
  Isee。WhollyandentirelydoIsee!
  Thereissometalkoverheadof"comingroundtoteaonFriday,"abriefreportofthederelict'sfate,andTimvolunteersashedescends:"ForanA。B。C。manyoungWilliamsislessofahigh-tensionfoolthansome。Wereyouthinkingoftakingheron,George?ThenI'lljusthavealookroundthatport-thrustseemstomeit'satriflewarm——andwe'lljogalong。"
  TheMarkBoathumsoffjoyouslyandhangsherselfupinherappointedeyrie。Hereshewillstayashutterlessobservatory;alife-boatstation;asalvagetug;acourtofultimateappeal-cum-meteorologicalbureauforthreehundredmilesinalldirections,tillWednesdaynextwhenherreliefslidesacrossthestarstotakeherbuffetedplace。Herblackhull,doubleconning-tower,andever-readyslingsrepresentallthatremainstotheplanetofthatoddoldwordauthority。SheisresponsibleonlytotheAerialBoardofControltheA。B。C。ofwhichTimspeakssoflippantly。Butthatsemi-elected,semi-nominatedbodyofafewscoreofpersonsofbothsexes,controlsthisplanet。
  "TransportationisCivilisation,"ourmottoruns。Theoretically,wedowhatwepleasesolongaswedonotinterferewiththetrafficANDALLITIMPLIES。Practically,theA。B。C。confirmsorannulsallinternationalarrangementsand,tojudgefromitslastreport,findsourtolerant,humorous,lazylittleplanetonlytooreadytoshiftthewholeburdenofpublicadministrationonitsshoulders。
  IdiscussthiswithTim,sippingmateonthec。p。whileGeorgefansheralongoverthewhitebluroftheBanksinbeautifulupwardcurvesoffiftymileseach。Thedip-dialtranslatesthemonthetapeinflowingfreehand。
  Timgathersupaskeinofitandsurveysthelastfewfeet,whichrecord"162's"paththroughthevolt-flurry。
  "Ihaven'thadafever-chartlikethistoshowupinfiveyears,"
  hesaysruefully。
  Apostalpacket'sdip-dialrecordseveryyardofeveryrun。ThetapesthengototheA。B。C。,whichcollatesandmakescompositephotographsofthemfortheinstructionofcaptains。Timstudieshisirrevocablepast,shakinghishead。
  "Hello!Here'safifteen-hundred-footdropatfifty-fivedegrees!
  Wemusthavebeenstandingonourheadsthen,George。"
  "Youdon'tsayso,"Georgeanswers。"IfanciedInoticeditatthetime。"
  GeorgemaynothaveCaptainPurnall'scatlikeswiftness,butheisallanartisttothetipsofthebroadfingersthatplayontheshunt-stops。Thedeliciousflight-curvescomeawayonthetapewithneverawaver。TheMarkBoat'sverticalspindleoflightliesdowntoeastward,settinginthefaceofthefollowingstars。Westward,wherenoplanetshouldrise,thetripleverticalsofTrinityBaywekeepstilltotheSouthernroute
  makealow-liftinghaze。Weseemtheonlythingatrestunderalltheheavens;floatingateasetilltheearth'srevolutionshallturnupourlanding-towers。
  Andminutebyminuteoursilentclockgivesusasixteen-secondmile。
  "Somefinenight,"saysTim,"we'llbeevenwiththatclock'sMaster。"
  "He'scomingnow,"saysGeorge,overhisshoulder。"I'mchasingthenightwest。"
  Thestarsaheaddimnomorethanifafilmofmisthadbeendrawnunderunobserved,butthedeepairboomonourskinchangestoajoyfulshout。
  "Thedawn-gust,"saysTim。"It'llgoontomeettheSun。Look!
  Look!There'sthedarkbeingcrammedbackoverourbows!Cometotheafter-colloid。I'llshowyousomething。"
  Theengine-roomishotandstuffy;theclerksinthecoachareasleep,andtheSlaveoftheRayisreadytofollowthem。Timslidesopentheaftcolloidandrevealsthecurveoftheworld——theocean'sdeepestpurple——edgedwithfumingandintolerablegold。
  ThentheSunrisesandthroughthecolloidstrikesoutourlamps。
  Timscowlsinhisface。
  "Squirrelsinacage,"hemutters。"That'sallweare。Squirrelsinacage!He'sgoingtwiceasfastasus。Justyouwaitafewyears,myshiningfriend,andwe'lltakestepsthatwillamazeyou。We'llJoshuayou!"
  Yes,thatisourdream:toturnallearthintotheYaleofAjalonatourpleasure。Sofar,wecandragoutthedawntotwiceitsnormallengthintheselatitudes。Butsomeday——evenontheEquator——weshallholdtheSunlevelinhisfullstride。
  Nowwelookdownonaseathrongedwithheavytraffic。Abigsubmersiblebreakswatersuddenly。Anotherandanotherfollowswithaswashandasuckandasavagebubblingofrelievedpressures。Thedeep-seafreightersarerisingtolungupafterthelongnight,andtheleisurelyoceanisallpatternedwithpeacock'seyesoffoam。
  "We'lllungup,too,"saysTim,andwhenwereturntothec。p。
  Georgeshutsoff,thecolloidsareopened,andthefreshairsweepsherout。Thereisnohurry。Theoldcontractstheywillberevisedattheendoftheyearallowtwelvehoursforarunwhichanypacketcanputbehindherinten。Sowebreakfastinthearmsofaneasterlyslantwhichpushesusalongatalanguidtwenty。
  Toenjoylife,andtobacco,beginbothonasunnymorninghalfamileorsoabovethedappledAtlanticcloud-beltsandafteravolt-flurrywhichhasclearedandtemperedyournerves。Whilewediscussedthethickeningtrafficwiththesuperioritythatcomesofhavingahighlevelreservedtoourselves,weheardandIforthefirsttimethemorninghymnonaHospitalboat。
  Shewascloakedbyaskeinofravelledfluffbeneathusandwecaughtthechantbeforesheroseintothesunlight。"Oh,yeWindsofGod,"sangtheunseenvoices:"blessyetheLord!PraiseHimandmagnifyHimforever!"
  Weslidoffourcapsandjoinedin。Whenourshadowfellacrosshergreatopenplatformstheylookedupandstretchedouttheirhandsneighbourlywhiletheysang。Wecouldseethedoctorsandthenursesandthewhite-button-likefacesofthecot-patients。
  Shepassedslowlybeneathus,headingnorthward,herhull,wetwiththedewsofthenight,allablazeinthesunshine。Sotookshetheshadowofacloudandvanished,hersongcontinuing。"Oh,yeholyandhumblemenofheart,blessyetheLord!PraiseHimandmagnifyHimforever。"
  "She'sapubliclungerorshewouldn'thavebeensingingtheBenedicite;andshe'saGreenlanderorshewouldn'thavesnow-blindsoverhercolloids,"saidGeorgeatlast。"She'llbeboundforFrederikshavnoroneoftheGlaciersanatoriumsforamonth。
  Ifshewasanaccidentwardshe'dbehungupattheeight-thousand-footlevel。Yes——consumptives。"
  "FunnyhowthenewthingsaretheoldthingI'vereadinbooks,"
  Timanswered,"thatsavagesusedtohaultheirsickandwoundeduptothetopsofhillsbecausemicrobeswerefewerthere。Wehoist'eminsterilizedairforawhile。Sameidea。Howmuchdothedoctorssaywe'veaddedtotheaveragelifeofman?"
  "Thirtyyears,"saysGeorgewithatwinkleinhiseye。"Arewegoingtospend'emalluphere,Tim?"
  "Flapahead,then。Flapahead。Who'shindering?"theseniorcaptainlaughed,aswewentin。
  WeheldagoodlifttoclearthecoastwiseandContinentalshipping;andwehadneedofit。Thoughourrouteisinnosenseapopulatedone,thereisasteadytrickleoftrafficthiswayalong。WemetHudsonBayfurriersoutoftheGreatPreserve,hurryingtomaketheirdeparturefromBonavistawithsableandblackfoxfortheinsatiablemarkets。WeovercossedKeewatinliners,smallandcramped;buttheircaptains,whoseenolandbetweenTrepassyandLanco,knowwhatgoldtheybringbackfromWestErica。Trans-AsiaticDirectswemet,soberlyringingtheworldroundtheFiftiethMeridianatanhonestseventyknots;andwhite-paintedAckroyd&Huntfruitersoutofthesouthfledbeneathus,theirventilatedhullswhistlinglikeChinesekites。
  TheirmarketisintheNorthamongthenorthernsanatoriawhereyoucansmelltheirgrape-fruitandbananasacrossthecoldsnows。Argentinebeefboatswesightedtoo,ofenormouscapacityandunlovelyoutline。They,too,feedthenorthernhealthstationsiniceboundportswheresubmersiblesdarenotrise。
  Yellow-belliedore-flatsandUngavapetrol-tankspunteddownleisurelyoutofthenorth,likestringsofunfrightenedwildduck。Itdoesnotpayto"fly"mineralsandoilamilefartherthanisnecessary;buttherisksoftranshippingtosubmersiblesintheicepackoffNainorHebronaresogreatthattheseheavyfreightersflydowntoHalifaxdirect,andscenttheairastheygo。TheyarethebiggesttrampsaloftexcepttheAthabascagrain-tubs。Buttheselast,nowthatthewheatismoved,arebusy,overtheworld'sshoulder,timber-liftinginSiberia。
  WeheldtotheSt。Lawrenceitisastonishinghowtheoldwater-waysstillpulluschildrenoftheair,andfollowedhisbroadlineofblackbetweenitsdriftingiceblocks,alldowntheParkthatthewisdomofourfathers——buteveryoneknowstheQuebecrun。
  WedroppedtotheHeightsReceivingTowerstwentyminutesaheadoftime,andtherehungateasetilltheYokohamaIntermediatePacketcouldpulloutandgiveusourproperslip。Itwascurioustowatchtheactionoftheholding-downclipsallalongthefrostyriverfrontastheboatsclearedorcametorest。AbigHamburgerwasleavingPontLevisandhercrew,unshippingtheplatformrailings,begantosing"Elsinore"——theoldestofourchanteys。Youknowitofcourse:
  MotherRugen'stea-houseontheBalticFortycouplewaltzingonthefloor!
  AndyoucanwatchmyRay,ForImustgoawayAnddancewithEllaSweynatElsinore!
  Then,whiletheysweatedhomethecovering-plates:
  Nor-Nor-Nor-NorWestfromSourabayatotheBaltic——
  NinetyknotanhourtotheSkaw!
  MotherRugen'stea-houseontheBalticAndadancewithEllaSweynatElsinore!
  Theclipspartedwithagestureofindignantdismissal,asthoughQuebec,glitteringunderhersnows,werecastingouttheselightandunworthylovers。OursignalcamefromtheHeights。Timturnedandfloatedup,butsurelythenitwaswithpassionateappealthatthegreattowerarmsflungopen——ordidIthinksobecauseontheupperstagingalittlehoodedfigurealsoopenedherarmswidetowardherfather?
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  Intensecondsthecoachwithitsclerksclasheddowntothereceiving-caisson;thehostlersdisplacedtheengineersattheidleturbines,andTim,prouderofthisthanall,introducedmetothemaidenofthephotographontheshelf。"Andbytheway,"
  saidhetoher,steppingforthinsunshineunderthehatofcivillife,"IsawyoungWilliamsintheMarkBoat。I'veaskedhimtoteaonFriday。"
  AERIALBOARDOFCONTROL
  LightsNochangesinEnglishInlandlightsforweekendingDec。18th。
  CAPEVERDE——WeekendingDec。18。Verdeinclinedguide-lightchangesfrom1stproximototripleflash——greenwhitegreen——inplaceofoccultingredasheretofore。ThewarninglightforHarmattanwindswillbecontinuousverticalglarewhiteonalloasesoftrans-SaharanN。E。byE。MainRoutes。
  INVERCARGILN。Z。——From1stprox。:extremesoutherlylightdoubleredwillexhibitwhitebeaminclined45degreesonapproachofSoutherlyBuster。TrafficflieshighoffthiscoastbetweenAprilandOctober。
  TABLEBAY——Devil'sPeakGlareremovedtoSimonsberg。TrafficmakingTableMountaincoastwisekeepalllightsfromThreeAnchorBayatleasttwothousandfeetunder,anddonotroundtotillEastofE。shoulderDevil'sPeak。
  SANDHEADSLIGHT-Greentripleverticalmarksnewprivatelanding-stageforBayandBurmatrafficonly。
  SNAEFELLJOKUL——Whiteoccultinglightwithdrawnforwinter。
  PATAGONIA——NosummerlightsouthCapePilar。ThisincludesStatenIslandandPortStanley。
  C。NAVARIN——Quadruplefogflashwhite,oneminuteintervalsnew。
  EASTCAPE——Fog——flash-singlewhitewithsinglebomb,30sec。
  intervalsnew。
  MALAYANARCHIPELAGO——Lightsunreliableowingeruptions。LayfromCapeSomersettoSingaporedirect,keepinghighestlevels。
  FortheBoard:
  CATTERTHUN}
  ST。JUST}Lights。
  VANHEDDER}
  CasualtiesWeekendingDec。18th。
  SABLEISLAND——Greensinglebarbette-towerfreighter,numberindistinguishable,up-ended,andfore-tankpiercedaftercollision,passed300-ft。levelQP。as。Dec。15th。WatchedtowaterandpithedbyMarkBoat。
  N。F。BANKS——PostalPacket162reportsHalmafreighterFowey——St。John'sabandoned,leakingafterweather,46151N。
  5015'W。CrewrescuedbyPlanetlinerAsteroid。WatchedtowaterandpithedbyPostalPacket,Dec。14th。
  KERGUELEN,MARKBOATreportslastcallfromCymenafreighterGayerTongHuk&Co。takingwaterandsinkinginsnow-stormSouthMcDonaldIslands。Nowreckagerecovered。MessagesandwillsofcrewatallA。B。C。offices。
  FEZZAN——T。A。D。freighterUlematakengroundduringHarmattanonAkakusRange。Underplatesstrained。CrewatGhatwhererepairingDec。13th。
  BISCAY,MARKBOATreportsCaducciValandinghamLineslightlyspikedinwesterngorgePointdeBenasdue。PassengerstransferredAndorraFultonLine。BarcelonaMarkBoatsalvingcargoDec。
  12th。
  ASCENSION,MAREBOAT——Wreckofunknownracing-plane,Pardenrudder,wire-stiffenedxylonitevans,andHarlissengine-seating,sightedandsalved720'S。1841'W。Dec。15th。PhotosatallA。
  B。C。offices。
  MissingNoanswertoGeneralCallhavingbeenreceivedduringthelastweekfromfollowingoverdues,theyarepostedasmissing:
  Atlantis,W。17630。Canton——ValparaisoAudhumlaW。889。Stockholm——OdessaBerenice,W。2206……Riga——VladivostockDraw,E。446……Coventry——PontesArenasTontine,E。5068。C。Wrath——UngavaWu-Sung,E。41776……Hankow——LobitoBayGeneralCallallMarkBoatsoutfor:
  JaneEyre,W。6990。PortRupert——CityofMexicoSantander,W。6514……GobiDesert——ManilaY。Edmundsun,E。9690……Kandahar——FiumeBrokeforObstruction,andQuittingLevelsVALKYRIEracingplane,A。J。Hartleyowner,NewYorktwicewarned。
  GEISHAracingplane,S。vanCottowner,Philadelphiatwicewarned。
  MARVELofPERUracingplane,J。X。Peixotoowner,RiodeJaneirotwicewarned。
  FortheBoard:
  LAZAREFF}
  McKEOUGH}TrafficGOLDBRATT}
  NOTES
  High-LevelSleetTheNorthernweathersofarshowsnosignofimprovement。Fromallquarterscomecomplaintsoftheunusualprevalenceofsleetatthehigherlevels。Racingplanesanddigsalikehavesufferedseverely——theformerfrom'unequaldepositsofhalf-frozenslushontheirvansandonlythosewhohave"heldup"abadlybalancedplaneinacross-windknowwhatthatmeans,andthelatterfromloadedbowsandsnow-casedbodies。Asaconsequence,theNorthernandNorth-westernupperlevelshavebeenpracticallyabandoned,andthehighfliershavereturnedtotheignoblesecurityoftheThree,Five,andSixhundredfootlevels。Butthereremainafewundauntedsun-hunterswho,inspiteoffrozenstaysandice-jammedconnecting-rods,stillhaunttheblueempyrean。
  Bat-BoatRacingThescandalsofthepastfewyearshaveatlastmovedtheyachtingworldtoconcertedactioninregardto"bat"boatracing。Wehavebeentreatedtothespectacleofwhatarepracticallykeeledracing-planesdrivenaclearfivefootormoreabovethewater,andonlyeaseddowntotouchtheirso-called"
  nativeelement"astheyneartheline。Judgesandstartershavebeenconvenientlyblindtothisabsurdity,butthepublicdemonstrationoffSt。Catherine'sLightattheAutumnRegattashasborneample,iftardy,fruit。Inthefuturethe"bat"istobeaboat,andthelong-unheededdemandofthetruesportsmanfor"nodaylightundermid-keelinsmoothwater"isinafairwaytobeconceded。Thenewruleseverelyrestrictsplaneareaandliftalike。Thegascompartmentsarepermittedbothforeandaft,asintheoldtype,butthewater-ballastcentraltankisrenderedobligatory。Thesethingswork,ifnotforperfection,atleastfortheevolutionofasaneandwholesomewaterbornecruiser。Thetypeofrudderisunaffectedbythenewrules,sowemayexpecttoseetheLong-Davidsonmakethepatentonwhichhasjustexpiredcomelargelyintousehenceforward,thoughthestrainonthesternpostinturningatspeedsoverfortymilesanhourisadmittedlyverysevere。Butbat-boatracinghasagreatfuturebeforeit。
  CreteandtheA。B。C。
  ThestoryoftherecentCretancrisis,astoldintheA。B。C。
  MonthlyReport,isnotwithouthumour。Tillthe25thOctoberCrete,asallourplanetknows,wasthesolesurvivingEuropeanrepositoryof"autonomousinstitutions,""localself-government,"
  andtherestofthearchaiclumberdevisedinthepastfortheconfusionofhumanaffairs。ShehaslivedpracticallyonthetouristtrafficattractedbyherannualpageantsofParliaments,Boards,MunicipalCouncils,etc。,etc。Lastsummertheislandersgrewwearied,astheirpremierexplained,of"playingatbeingsavagesforpennies,"andproceededtopulldownallthelanding-towersontheislandandshutoffgeneralcommunicationtillsuchtimeastheA。B。C。shouldannexthem。Forside-splittingcomedywewouldreferourreaderstothecorrespondencebetweentheBoardofControlandtheCretanpremierduringthe"war。"However,all'swellthatendswell。TheA。B。C。havetakenovertheadministrationofCreteonnormallines;andtouristsmustgoelsewheretowitnessthe"debates,"
  "resolutions,"and"popularmovements"oftheolddays。TheonlypeopletosufferwillbetheBoardofControl,whichisgrievouslyoverworkedalready。ItiseasyenoughtocondemntheCretansfortheirlaziness;butwhenonerecallsthelarge,prosperous,andpresumablypublic-spiritedcommunitieswhichduringthelastfewyearshavedeliberatelythrownthemselvesintothehandsoftheA。B。C。,one,cannotbetooharduponSt。
  Paul'soldfriends。
  CORRESPONDENCE
  SkylarkingontheEquatorToTHEEDITOR:Onlylastweek,whilecrossingtheEquatorW。
  26-15,IbecameawareofafuriousandirregularcannonadingsomefifteenortwentyknotsS。4E。Descendingtothe500ft。
  level,IfoundapartyofTransylvaniantouristsengagedinexplodingscoresofthelargestpatternatmosphericbombsA。B。
  C。standardand,intheintervalsoftheirpleasinglabours,firingbowandsternsmoke-ringswivels。Thisorgie——Icangiveitnoothername——wentonforatleasttwohours,andnaturallyproducedviolentelectricderangements。Mycompasses,ofcourse,werethrownout,mybowwasstrucktwice,andIreceivedtwobriskshocksfromthelowerplatform-rail。Onremonstrating,I
  wastoldthatthese"professors"wereengagedinscientificexperiments。Theextentoftheir"scientific"knowledge,maybejudgedbythefactthattheyexpectedtoproduceIgivetheirownwords"alittlebluesky"if"theywentonlongenough。"
  ThisintheheartoftheDoldrumsat450feet!Ihavenoobjectiontoanyamountofblueskyinitsproperplaceitcanbefoundatthe4000levelforpracticallytwelvemonthsoutoftheyear,butIsubmit,withalldeferencetotheeducationalneedsofTransylvania,that"skylarking"inthecentreofamain-travelledroadwhere,atthebestoftimes,electricityliterallydripsoffone'sstanchionsandscrewblades,isunnecessary。Whenmyfriendshadfinished,theroadwasseared,andblown,andpittedwithunequalpressurelayers,spirals,vortices,andreadjustmentsforatleastanhour。Ipitchedbadlytwiceinanupwardrush——solelyduetothesediabolicalthrow-downs——thatcameneartowreckingmypropeller。EquatorialworkatlowlevelsistryingenoughinallconsciencewithouttheaddedterrorsofscientifichooliganismintheDoldrums。
  Rhyl。J。VINCENTMATHEN。
  [WeentirelysympathizewithProfessorMathen'sviews,buttilltheBoardseesfittofurtherregulatetheSouthernareasinwhichscientificexperimentsmaybeconducted,weshallalwaysbeexposedtotheriskwhichourcorrespondentdescribes。
  Unfortunately,achimerabombinatinginavacuumis,nowadays,onlytoocapableofproducingsecondarycauses-Editor。]
  AnswerstoCorrespondentsVIGILANS——TheLawsofAuroralDerangementsarestillimperfectlyunderstood。Anyoverheatedmotormayofcourse"seize"withoutwarning;butsomanycomplaintshavereachedusofaccidentssimilartoyourswhileshootingtheAurorathatweareinclinedtobelievewithLavallethattheupperstrataoftheAuroraBorealisarepracticallyonebigelectric"leak,"andthattheparalysisofyourengineswasduetocompletemagnetizationofallmetallicparts。Low-flyingplanesoften"glueup"whenneartheMagneticPole,andthereisnoreasoninsciencewhythesamedisabilityshouldnotbeexperiencedathigherlevelswhentheAurorasare"delivering"strongly。
  INDIGNANT——Onyourownshowing,youwerenotundercontrol。ThatyoucouldnothoistthenecessaryN。U。C。lightsonapproachingatraffic-lanebecauseyourelectricshadshort-circuitedisamisfortunewhichmightbefallanyone。TheA。B。C。,beingresponsiblefortheplanet'straffic,cannot,however,makeallowanceforthiskindofmisfortune。AreferencetotheCodewillshowthatyouwerefinedonthelowerscale。
  PLANISTON——1TheFiveThousandKilometreoverlandwaswonlastyearbyL。V。Rautsch;R。M。Rautsch,hisbrother,inthesameweekpullingofftheTenThousandoversee。R。M。'saverageworkedoutatafractionover500kilometresperhour,thusconstitutingarecord。2Theoretically,thereisnolimittotheliftofadirigible。Forcommercialandpracticalpurposes15,000tonsisacceptedasthemostmanageable。
  PATERFAMILIAS——Nonewhatever。Heisliablefordirectdamagebothtoyourchimneysandanycollateraldamagecausedbyfallofbricksintogarden,etc。,etc。Bodilyinconvenienceandmentalanguishmaybeincluded,buttheaveragecourtsarenot,asarule,swayedbysentiment。Ifyoucanprovethathisgrapnelremovedanyportionofyourroof,youhadbetterrestyourcaseondecovertureofdomicileseeParkinsv。Duboulay。Wesympathizewithyourposition,butthenightofthe14thwasstormyandconfused,and——youmayhavetoanchoronastranger'schimneyyourselfsomenight。Verbumsap!
  ALDEBARAN——1war,asapayingconcern,ceasedin1987。2TheConventionofLondonexpresslyreservestoeverynationtherightofwagingwarsolongasitdoesnotinterferewiththetrafficandallthatimplies。3TheA。B。C。wasconstitutedin1949。
  L。M。P——1Keepherfullhead-onathalfpower,takingadvantageofthelullstospeedupandcreepintoit。Shewillstrainmuchlessthiswaythaninquarteringacrossagale。2
  Nothingistobegainedbyreversingintoafollowinggale,andthereisalwaysriskofaturnover。3Theformulaeforstun'slebrakesareuniformlyunreliable,andwillcontinuetobesoaslongasairiscompressible。
  PEGAMOID-1Personallywepreferglassorfluxcompoundstoanyothermaterialforwinterworknose-capsasbeingabsolutelynon-hygroscopic。2Wecannotrecommendanyparticularmake。
  PULMONAR——1Forthesymptomsyoudescribe,trytheGobiDesertSanatoria。ThelowlevelsofmostoftheSaharanSanatoriaareagainstthemexceptattheoutsetofthedisease。2Wedonotrecommendboarding-housesorhotelsinthiscolumn。
  BEGINNER——Onstilldaystheairabovealargeinhabitedcitybeingslightlywarmer——i。e。,thinner——thantheatmosphereofthesurroundingcountry,aplanedropsalittleonenteringtherarefiedarea,preciselyasashipsinksalittleinfreshwater。
  Hencethephenomenaof"jolt"andyour"inexplicablecollisions"
  withfactorychimneys。Inair,asonearth,itissafesttoflyhigh。
  EMERGENCY——Thereisonlyoneruleoftheroadinair,earth,andwater。Doyouwantthefirmamenttoyourself?
  PICCIOLA——BothPoleshavebeenoverdoneinArtandLiterature。
  LeavethemtoScienceforthenexttwentyyears。Youdidnotsendastampwithyourverses。
  NORTHNIGERIA——TheMarkBoatwaswithinherrightinwarningyouofftheReserve。Theshadowofalow-flyingdirigiblescaresthegame。YoucanbuyallthephotosyouneedatSokoto。
  NEWERA——ItisnotetiquettetoovercrossanA。B。C。official'sboatwithoutaskingpermission。Heisoneofthebodyresponsiblefortheplanet'straffic,andforthatreasonmustnotbeinterferedwith。You,presumably,areoutonyourownbusinessorpleasure,andmustleavehimalone。Forhumanity'ssakedon'ttrytobe"democratic。"
  EXCORIATED——Allinflatorschafesoonerorlater。Youmustgoontillyourskinhardensbypractice。Meantimevaseline。
  REVIEW
  TheLifeofXavierLavalleReviewedbyReneTalland。EcoleAeronautique,Paris
  TenyearsagoLavalle,"thatimperturbabledreameroftheheavens,"asLazareffhailedhim,gatheredtogetherthefruitsofalifetime'slabour,andgaveit,withwell-justifiedcontempt,toaworldboundhandandfoottoBarald'sTheoryofVerticesand"compensatingelectricnodes。""Theyshallsee,"hewrote——inthatimmortalpostscripttoTheHeartoftheCyclone——"theLawswhoseexistencetheyderidedwritteninfirebeneaththem。"
  "Butevenhere,"hecontinues,"thereisnofinality。BetterathousandtimesmyconclusionsshouldbediscreditedthanthatmydeadnameshouldlieacrossthethresholdofthetempleofScience——abartofurtherinquiry。"
  SodiedLavalle——aprinceofthePowersoftheAir,andevenathisfuneralCellierjestedat"himwhohadgonetodiscoverthesecretsoftheAuroraBorealis。"
  IfIchoosethustobebanal,itisonlytoremindyouthatCollier'stheoriesaretodayasexplodedastheludicrousdeductionsoftheSpanishschool。Intheplaceoftheirfugitiveandwarringdreamswehave,definitely,Lavalle'sLawoftheCyclonewhichhesurprisedindarknessandcoldatthefootoftheoverarchingthroneoftheAuroraBorealis。ItistherethatI,intentonmyowninvestigations,havepassedandre-passedahundredtimesthewornleonineface,whiteasthesnowbeneathhim,furrowedwithwrinklesliketheseamsandgashesupontheNorthCape;thenervoushand,integrallyapartofthemechanismofhisflighter;andaboveall,thewonderfullambenteyesturnedtothezenith。
  "Master,"IwouldcryasImovedrespectfullybeneathhim,"whatisityouseektoday?"andalwaystheanswer,clearandwithoutdoubt,fromabove:"Theoldsecret,myson!"
  Theimmenseegotismofyouthforcedmeonmyownpath,butcryofthehumanalways!hadIknown——ifIhadknown——Iwouldmanytimeshavebarteredmypoorlaurelsfortheprivilege,suchasTinsleyandHerrerapossess,ofhavingaidedhiminhismonumentalresearches。
  ItistothefilialpietyofVictorLavallethatweowethetwovolumesconsecratedtotheground-lifeofhisfather,sofulloftheholyintimaciesofthedomestichearth。OncereturnedfromtheabysmsoftheutterNorthtothatlittlehouseupontheoutskirtsofMeudon,itwasnotthephilosopher,thedaringobserver,themanofironenergythatimposedhimselfonhisfamily,butafatandevenplaintivejester,afarceurincarnateandkindly,theco-equalofhischildren,and,itmustbewritten,notseldomthecomicdespairofMadameLavalle,who,asshewritesfiveyearsafterthemarriage,tohervenerablemother,found"inthisunequalledintellectwhosenameIbeartheabandonofalargeandveryuntidyboy。"Hereisherletter:
  "XavierreturnedfromIdonotknowwhereatmidnight,absorbedincalculationsontheeternalquestionofhisAurora——labelleAurore,whomIbegintohate。Insteadofanchoring,——Ihadsetouttheguide-lightaboveourroof,sohehadbuttodescendandfastentheplane——hewandered,profoundlydistracted,abovethetownwithhisanchordown!Figuretoyourself,dearmother,itistheroofofthemayor'shousethatthegrapnelfirstengages!
  ThatIdonotregret,forthemayor'swifeandIarenotsympathetic;butwhenXavieruprootsmypetaraucariaandbearsitacrossthegardenintotheconservatoryIprotestatthetopofmyvoice。LittleVictorinhisnight-clothesrunstothewindow,enormouslyamusedattheparabolicflightwithoutreason,foritistoodarktoseethegrapnel,ofmyprizedtree。TheMayorofMeudon,thundersatourdoorinthenameoftheLaw,demanding,Isuppose,myhusband'shead。Hereistheconversationthroughthemegaphone——Xavieristwohundredfeetaboveus:
  "'Mons。Lavalle,descendandmakereparationforoutrageofdomicile。Descend,Mons。Lavalle!'
  "Nooneanswers。
  "'XavierLavalle,inthenameoftheLaw,descendaridsubmittoprocessforoutrageofdomicile。'
  "Xavier,rousedfromhiscalculations,comprehendingonlythelastwords:'Outrageofdomicile?Mydearmayor,whoisthemanthathascorruptedthyJulie?'
  "Themayor,furious,'XavierLavalle——'
  "Xavier,interrupting:'Ihavenotthatfelicity。Iamonlyadealerincyclones!'
  "Myfaith,heraisedonethen!AllMeudonattendedinthestreets,andmyXavier,afteralongtimecomprehendingwhathehaddone,excusedhimselfinathousandapologies。Atlastthereconciliationwaseffectedinourhouseoverasupperattwointhemorning——Julieinawonderfulcostumeofcompromises,andI
  haveherandthemayorpacifiedinbedintheblueroom。"
  Andonthenextday,whilethemayorrebuildshisroof,herXavierdepartsanewfortheAuroraBorealis,theretocommencehislife'swork。M。VictorLavalletellsusofthathistoriccollisionenplaneontheflankofHeclabetweenHerrera,thenapillaroftheSpanishschool,andthemandestinedtoconfutehistheoriesandleadhimintellectuallycaptive。Eventhroughtheyears,theimmenselaughofLavalleashesustainstheSpaniard'swreckedplane,andcries:"Courage!IshallnotfalltillIhavefoundTruth,andIholdyoufast!"ringslikethecalloftrumpets。ThisisthatLavallewhomtheworld,immersedinspeculationsofimmediategain,didnotknownorsuspect——theLavallewhomtheyadjudgedtothelastapedantandatheorist。
  Thehuman,asapartfromthescientific,sidedevelopedinhisownvolumesofhisepoch-makingdiscoveriesismarkedwithasimplicity,clarity,andgoodsensebeyondpraise。Iwouldspeciallyrefersuchasdoubtthesustaininginfluenceofancestralfaithuponcharacterandwilltotheeleventhandnineteenthchapters,inwhicharecontainedtheopeningandconsummationoftheTellurionicalRecordsextendingovernineyears。OftheirtremendoussignificancebesurethatthemodesthouseatMeudonknewaslittleasthattheRecordswouldonedaybetheplanet'sstandardinallofficialmeteorology。ItwasenoughforthemthattheirXavier——thisson,thisfather,thishusband——ascendedperiodicallytocommunewithpowers,itmightbeangelic,beyondtheircomprehension,andthattheyuniteddailyinprayersforhissafety。
  "Prayforme,"hesaysupontheeveofeachofhisexcursions,andreturning,withanequalsimplicity,herendersthanks"aftersupperinthelittleroomwherehekepthisbarometers。"
  TothelastLavallewasaCatholicoftheoldschool,accepting——hewhohadlookedintotheveryheartofthelightnings——thedogmasofpapalinfallibility,ofabsolution,ofconfession——ofrelicsgreatandsmall。Marvellous——enviablecontradiction!
  ThecompletionoftheTellurionicalRecordsclosedwhatLavallehimselfwaspleasedtocallthetheoreticalsideofhislabours——laboursfromwhichtheyoungestandleastimpressionableplaneurmightwellhaveshrunk。Hehadtracedthroughcoldandheat,acrossthedeepsoftheoceans,withinstrumentsofhisowninvention,overtheinhospitableheartofthepolariceandthesterile
  visageofthedeserts,leaguebyleague,patiently,unweariedly,remorselessly,fromtheirever-shiftingcradleunderthemagneticpoletotheirexalteddeath-bedintheutmostetheroftheupperatmosphereeachoneoftheIsoconicalTellurionsLavalle'sCurves,aswecallthemtoday。Hehaddisentangledthenodesoftheirintersections,assigningtoeachitsregulatedperiodoffluxandreflux。Thusequipped,hesummonsHerreraandTinsley,hispupils,tothefinaldemonstrationascalmlyasthoughhewereorderinghisflighterforsomemid-dayjourneytoMarseilles。
  "Ihaveprovedmythesis,"hewrites。"Itremainsnowonlythatyoushouldwitnesstheproof。WegotoManilato-morrow。A
  cyclonewillformoffthePescadoresS。17E。infourdays,andwillreachitsmaximumintensitytwenty-sevenhoursafterinception。ItisthereIwillshowyoutheTruth。"
  AletterheretoforeunpublishedfromHerreratoMadameLavalletellsushowtheMaster'sprophecywasverified。
  Iwillnotdestroyitssimplicityoritssignificancebyanyattempttoquote。Notewell,though,thatHerrera'spreoccupationthroughoutthatdayandnightofsuperhumanstrainisalwaysfortheMaster'sbodilyhealthandcomfort。
  "Atsuchatime,"hewrites,"IforcedtheMastertotakethebroth";or"Imadehimputonthefurcoatasyoutoldme。"NorisTinsleyseepp。184,85lessconcerned。Hepreparesthenourishment。Hecookseternally,imperturbably,suspendedinthechaosofwhichtheMasterinterpretsthemeaning。Tinsley,boweddownwiththelaurelsofbothhemispheres,raiseshimselftoyetnoblerheightsinhiscapacityofadevotedchef。Itisalmostunbelievable!AndyetmenwriteoftheMasterascold,aloof,self-contained。SuchcharactersdonotelicitthejoyousandunswervingdevotionwhichLavallecommandedthroughoutlife。
  Truly,wehavechangedverylittleinthecourseoftheages!Thesecretsofearthandskyandthelinksthatbindthem,wefelicitateourselvesweareontheroadtodiscover;butourneighbours'heartandmindwemisread,wemisjudge,wecondemnnowasever。Letall,then,wholoveamanreadthesemosthuman,tender,andwisevolumes。
  transcriber'snote:These"advertisements"appearedintheformatthatwouldhavebeenusedinanewspaperormagazineadsection——thatisintwocolumnsforthesmallerads,andinquarter,half,fullanddoublepagelayoutsfortheothers。alsoLisusedasthesymbolforpounds。
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