Gentlemen:Ireceivedyourletterto-daybypost,inregardtotheransomyouaskforthereturnofmyson。
  Ithinkyouarealittlehighinyourdemands,andIherebymakeyouacounter-proposition,whichIaminclinedtobelieveyouwillaccept。YoubringJohnnyhomeandpaymetwohundredandfiftydollarsincash,andIagreetotakehimoffyourhands。Youhadbettercomeatnight,fortheneighboursbelieveheislost,andIcouldn'tberesponsibleforwhattheywoulddotoanybodytheysawbringinghimback。Veryrespectfully,EBENEZERDORSET。
  "GreatpiratesofPenzance!"saysI;"ofalltheimpudent——"
  ButIglancedatBill,andhesitated。HehadthemostappealinglookinhiseyesIeversawonthefaceofadumboratalkingbrute。
  "Sam,"sayshe,"what'stwohundredandfiftydollars,afterall?We'vegotthemoney。OnemorenightofthiskidwillsendmetoabedinBedlam。Besidesbeingathoroughgentleman,IthinkMr。Dorsetisaspend-
  thriftformakingussuchaliberaloffer。Youain'tgoingtoletthechancego,areyou?"
  "Tellyouthetruth,Bill,"saysI,"thislittleheewelambhassomewhatgotonmynervestoo。We'lltakehimhome,paytheransomandmakeourget-away。"
  Wetookhimhomethatnight。Wegothimtogobytellinghimthathisfatherhadboughtasilver-mountedrifleandapairofmoccasinsforhim,andweweregoingtohuntbearsthenextday。
  Itwasjusttwelveo'clockwhenweknockedatEbene-
  zer'sfrontdoor。JustatthemomentwhenIshouldhavebeenabstractingthefifteenhundreddollarsfromtheboxunderthetree,accordingtotheoriginalproposition,BillwascountingouttwohundredandfiftydollarsintoDorset'shand。
  WhenthekidfoundoutweweregoingtoleavehimathomehestartedupahowllikeacalliopeandfastenedhimselfastightasaleechtoBill'sleg。Hisfatherpeeledhimawaygradually,likeaporousplaster。
  "Howlongcanyouholdhim?"asksBill。
  "I'mnotasstrongasIusedtobe,"saysoldDorset,"butIthinkIcanpromiseyoutenminutes。"
  "Enough,"saysBill。"IntenminutesIshallcrosstheCentral,SouthernandMiddleWesternStates,andbeleggingittrippinglyfortheCanadianborder。"
  And,asdarkasitwas,andasfatasBillwas,andasgoodarunnerasIam,hewasagoodmileandahalfoutofSummitbeforeIcouldcatchupwithhim。
  THEMARRYMONTHOFMAY
  PRITHEE,smitethepoetintheeyewhenhewouldsingtoyoupraisesofthemonthofMay。Itisamonthpresidedoverbythespiritsofmischiefandmadness。
  Pixiesandflibbertigibbetshauntthebuddingwoods:
  Puckandhistrainofmidgetsarebusyintownandcountry。
  InMaynatureholdsupatusachidingfinger,biddingusrememberthatwearenotgods,butoverconceitedmembersofherowngreatfamily。Sheremindsusthatwearebrotherstothechowder-doomedclamandthedonkey;linealscionsofthepansyandthechimpanzee,andbutcousins-germantothecooingdoves,thequackingducksandthehousemaidsandpolicemenintheparks。
  InMayCupidshootsblindfolded——millionairesmarrystenographers;wiseprofessorswoowhite-apronedgum-
  chewersbehindquick-lunchcounters;schoolma'amsmakebigbadboysremainafterschool;ladswithladderssteallightlyoverlawnswhereJulietwaitsinhertrellissedwindowwithhertelescopepacked;youngcouplesoutforawalkcomehomemarried;oldchapsputonwhitespatsandpromenadeneartheNormalSchool;evenmarriedmen,grownunwontedlytenderandsentimental,whacktheirspousesonthebackandgrowl:"Howgoesit,oldgirl:"
  ThisMay,whoisnogoddess,butCirce,masqueradingatthedancegiveninhonourofthefaird閎utante,Sum-
  mer,putsthekiboshonusall。
  OldMr。Coulsongroanedalittle,andthensatupstraightinhisinvalid'schair。Hehadthegoutverybadinonefoot,ahousenearGramercyPark,halfamilliondollarsandadaughter。Andhehadahouse-
  keeper,Mrs。Widdup。Thefactandthenamedeserveasentenceeach。Theyhaveit。
  WhenMaypokedMr。Coulsonhebecameelderbrothertotheturtle-dove。Inthewindownearwhichhesatwereboxesofjonquils,ofhyacinths,geraniumsandpansies。Thebreezebroughttheirodourintotheroom。
  Immediatelytherewasawell-contestedroundbetweenthebreathoftheflowersandtheableandactiveeffluviumfromgoutliniment。Thelinimentwoneasily;butnotbeforetheflowersgotanuppercuttooldMr。Coulson'snose。Thedeadlyworkoftheimplacable,falseenchant-
  ressMaywasdone。
  AcrosstheparktotheolfactoriesofMr。Coulsoncameotherunmistakable,characteristic,copyrightedsmellsofspringthatbelongtothe-big-city-above-the-Subway,alone。Thesmellsofhotasphalt,undergroundcaverns,gasoline,patchouli,orangepeel,sewergas,Albanygrabs,Egyptiancigarettes,mortarandtheundriedinkonnews-
  papers。Theinblowingairwassweetandmild。Sparrowswrangledhappilyeverywhereoutdoors。NevertrustMay。
  Mr。Coulsontwistedtheendsofhiswhitemustache,cursedhisfoot,andpoundedabellonthetablebyhisside。
  IncameMrs。Widdup。Shewascomelytotheeye,fair,flustered,fortyandfoxy。
  "Higginsisout,sir,"shesaid,withasmilesuggestiveofvibratorymassage。"Hewenttopostaletter。CanIdoanythingforyou,sir?"
  "It'stimeformyaconite,"saidoldMr。Coulson。
  "Dropitforme。Thebottle'sthere。Threedrops。
  Inwater。D——thatis,confoundHiggins!There'snobodyinthishousecaresifIdiehereinthischairforwantofattention。"
  Mrs。Widdupsigheddeeply。
  "Don'tbesayingthat,sir,"shesaid。"There'sthemthatwouldcaremorethananyoneknows。Thirteendrops,yousaid,sir?"
  "Three,"saidoldmanCoulson。
  HetookhisdoseandthenMrs。Widdup'shand。Sheblushed。Oh,yes,itcanbedone。Justholdyourbreathandcompressthediaphragm。
  "Mrs。Widdup,"saidMr。Coulson,"thespringtime'sfulluponus。"
  "Ain'tthatright?"saidMrs。Widdup。"Theair'srealwarm。Andthere'sbock-beersignsoneverycorner。
  Andthepark'sallyallerandpinkandbluewithflowers;
  andIhavesuchshootingpainsupmylegsandbody。"
  "'Inthespring,'"quotedMr。Coulson,curlinghismustache,"'ay——thatis,aman's——fancylightlyturnstothoughtsoflove。'"
  "Lawsy,now!"exclaimedMrs。Widdup;"ain'tthatright?Seemslikeit'sintheair。"
  "'Inthespring,'"continuedoldMr。Coulson,"'alivelieririsshinesupontheburnisheddove。'"
  "Theydobelively,theIrish,"sighedMrs。Widduppensively。
  "Mrs。Widdup,"saidMr。Coulson,makingafaceatatwingeofhisgoutyfoot,"thiswouldbealonesomehousewithoutyou。I'man——thatis,I'manelderlyman——butI'mworthacomfortablelotofmoney。Ifhalfamilliondollars'worthofGovernmentbondsandthetrueaffectionofaheartthat,thoughnolongerbeatingwiththefirstardourofyouth,canstillthrobwithgenuine——"
  Theloudnoiseofanoverturnedchairneartheporti鑢esoftheadjoiningroominterruptedthevenerableandscarcelysuspectingvictimofMay。
  InstalkedMissVanMeekerConstantiaCoulson,bony,durable,tall,high-nosed,frigid,well-bred,thirty-five,in-the-neighbourhood-of-Gramercy-Parkish。Sheputupalorgnette。Mrs。WidduphastilystoopedandarrangedthebandagesonMr。Coulson'sgoutyfoot。
  "IthoughtHigginswaswithyou,"saidMissVanMeekerConstantia。
  "Higginswentout,"explainedherfather,"andMrs。
  Widdupansweredthebell。Thatisbetternow,Mrs。
  Widdup,thankyou。No;thereisnothingelseIrequire。"
  Thehousekeeperretired,pinkunderthecool,inquiringstareofMissCoulson。
  "Thisspringweatherislovely,isn'tit,daughter?"
  saidtheoldman,consciouslyconscious。
  "That'sjustit,"repliedMissVanMeekerConstantiaCoulson,somewhatobscurely。"WhendoesMrs。Wid-
  dupstartonhervacation,papa?"
  "Ibelieveshesaidaweekfromto-day,"saidMr。
  Coulson。
  MissVanMeekerConstantiastoodforaminuteatthewindowgazing,towardthelittlepark,floodedwiththemellowafternoonsunlight。Withtheeyeofabotanistsheviewedtheflowers——mostpotentweaponsofinsid-
  iousMay。WiththecoolpulsesofavirginofCologneshewithstoodtheattackoftheetherealmildness。Thearrowsofthepleasantsunshinefellback,frostbitten,fromthecoldpanoplyofherunthrilledbosom。Theodouroftheflowerswakednosoftsentimentsintheunexploredrecessesofherdormantheart。Thechirpofthesparrowsgaveherapain。ShemockedatMay。
  ButalthoughMissCoulsonwasproofagainsttheseason,shewaskeenenoughtoestimateitspower。Sheknewthatelderlymenandthick-waistedwomenjumpedaseducatedfleasintheridiculoustrainofMay,themerrymockerofthemonths。Shehadheardoffoolisholdgentlemenmarryingtheirhousekeepersbefore。Whatahumiliatingthing,afterall,wasthisfeelingcalledlove!
  Thenextmorningat8o'clock,whentheicemancalled,thecooktoldhimthatMissCoulsonwantedtoseehiminthebasement。
  "Well,ain'tItheOlcottandDepew;notmentioningthefirstnameatall?"saidtheiceman,admiringly,ofhimself。
  Asaconcessionherolledhissleevesdown,droppedhisicehooksonasyringeandwentback。WhenMissVanMeekerConstantiaCoulsonaddressedhimhetookoffhisbat。
  "Thereisarearentrancetothisbasement,"saidMissCoulson,"whichcanbereachedbydrivingintothevacantlotnextdoor,wheretheyareexcavatingforabuilding。Iwantyoutobringinthatwaywithintwohours1,000poundsofice。Youmayhavetobringanothermanortwotohelpyou。IwillshowyouwhereIwantitplaced。Ialsowant1,000poundsadaydeliveredthesamewayforthenextfourdays。Yourcompanymaychargetheiceonourregularbill。Thisisforyourextratrouble。"
  MissCoulsontenderedaten-dollarbill。Theicemanbowed,andheldhishatinhistwohandsbehindhim。
  "Notifyou'llexcuseme,lady。It'llbeapleasuretofixthingsupforyouanywayyouplease。"
  AlasforMay!
  AboutnoonMr。Coulsonknockedtwoglassesoffhistable,brokethespringofhisbellandyelledforHigginsatthesametime。
  "Bringanaxe,"commandedMr。Coulson,sardoni-
  cally,"orsendoutforaquartofprussicacid,orhaveapolicemancomeinandshootme。I'dratherthatthanbefrozentodeath。"
  "Itdoesseemtobegettingcool,Sir,"saidHiggins。
  "Ihadn'tnoticeditbefore。I'llclosethewindow,Sir。"
  "Do,"saidMr。Coulson。"Theycallthisspring,dothey?IfitkeepsuplongI'llgobacktoPalmBeach。
  Housefeelslikeamorgue。"
  LaterMissCoulsondutifullycameintoinquirehowthegoutwasprogressing。
  "'Stantia,"saidtheoldman,"howistheweatherout-
  doors?"
  "Bright,"answeredMissCoulson,"butchilly。"
  "Feelslikethedeadofwintertome,"saidMr。Coulson。
  "Aninstance,"saidConstantia,gazingabstractedlyoutthewindow,"of'winterlingeringinthelapofspring,'
  thoughthemetaphorisnotinthemostrefinedtaste。"
  AlittlelatershewalkeddownbythesideofthelittleparkandonwestwardtoBroadwaytoaccomplishalittleshopping。
  AlittlelaterthanthatMrs。Widdupenteredtheinvalid'sroom。
  "Didyouring,Sir?"sheasked,dimplinginmanyplaces。"IaskedHigginstogotothedrugstore,andI
  thoughtIheardyourbell。"
  "Ididnot,"saidMr。Coulson。
  "I'mafraid,"saidMrs。Widdup,"Iinterruptedyousir,yesterdaywhenyouwereabouttosaysomething。"
  "Howcomesit,Mrs。Widdup,"saidoldmanCoulsonsternly,"thatIfinditsocoldinthishouse?"
  "Cold,Sir?"saidthehousekeeper,"why,now,sinceyouspeakofititdoseemcoldinthisroom。But,out-
  doorsit'saswarmandfineasJune,sir。Andhowthisweatherdoseemtomakeone'sheartjumpoutofone'sshirtwaist,sir。Andtheivyallleavedoutonthesideofthehouse,andthehand-organsplaying,andthechildrendancingonthesidewalk——'tisagreattimeforspeakingoutwhat'sintheheart。Youweresayingyesterday,sir——"
  "Woman!"roaredMr。Coulson;"youareafool。I
  payyoutotakecareofthishouse。Iamfreezingtodeathinmyownroom,andyoucomeinanddriveltomeaboutivyandhand-organs。Getmeanovercoatatonce。Seethatalldoorsandwindowsareclosedbelow。
  Anold,fat,irresponsible,one-sidedobjectlikeyouprat-
  ingaboutspringtimeandflowersinthemiddleofwinter!
  WhenHigginscomesback,tellhimtobringmeahotrumpunch。Andnowgetout!"
  ButwhoshallshamethebrightfaceofMay?Roguethoughshebeanddisturberofsanemen'speace,nowisevirginscunningnorcoldstorageshallmakeherbowherheadinthebrightgalaxyofmonths。
  Oh,yes,thestorywasnotquitefinished。
  Anightpassed,andHigginshelpedoldmanCoulsoninthemorningtohischairbythewindow。Thecoldoftheroomwasgone。Heavenlyodoursandfragrantmild-
  nessentered。
  InhurriedMrs。Widdup,andstoodbyhischair。Mr。
  Coulsonreachedhisbonyhandandgraspedherplumpone。
  "Mrs。Widdup,"hesaid,"thishousewouldbenohomewithoutyou。Ihavehalfamilliondollars。Ifthatandthetrueaffectionofaheartnolonoerinitsyouthfulprime,butstillnotcold,could——"
  "Ifoundoutwhatmadeitcold,"saidMrs。Widdup,leanin'againsthischair。"'Twasice——tonsofit——
  inthebasementandinthefurnaceroom,everywhere。I
  shutofftheregistersthatitwascomingthroughintoyourroom,Mr。Coulson,poorsoul!Andnowit'sMaytimeagain。"
  "Atrueheart,"wentonoldmanCoulson,alittlewanderingly,"thatthespringtimehasbroughttolifeagain,and——butwhatwillmydaughtersay,Mrs。
  Widdup?"
  "Neverfear,sir,"saidMrs。Widdup,cheerfully。
  "MissCoulson,sheranawaywiththeicemanlastnight,sir!"
  ATECHNICALERROR
  Inevercaredespeciallyforfeuds,believingthemtobeevenmoreoverratedproductsofourcountrythangrapefruit,scrapple,orhoneymoons。Nevertheless,ifImaybeallowed,IwilltellyouofanIndianTerritoryfeudofwhichIwaspress-agent,camp-follower,andinaccessoryduringthefact。
  IwasonavisittoSamDurkee'sranch,whereIhadagreattimefallingoffunmanicuredponiesandwavingmybarehandatthelowerjawsofwolvesabouttwomilesaway。Samwasahardenedpersonofabouttwenty-
  five,withareputationforgoinghomeinthedarkwithperfectequanimity,thoughoftenwithreluctance。
  OverintheCreekNationwasafamilybearingthenameofTatum。IwastoldthattheDurkeesandTatumshadbeenfeudingforyears。Severalofeachfamilyhadbittenthegrass,anditwasexpectedthatmoreNebuchad-
  nezzarswouldfollow。Ayoungergenerationofeachfamilywasgrowingup,andthegrasswaskeepingpacewiththem。
  ButIgatheredthattheyhadfoughtfairly;thattheyhadnotlainincornfieldsandaimedatthedivisionoftheirenemies'suspendersintheback——partly,perhaps,becausetherewerenocornfields,andnobodyworemorethanonesuspender。Norhadanywomanorchildofeitherhouseeverbeenharmed。Inthosedays——andyouwillfinditsoyet——theirwomenweresafe。
  SamDurkeehadagirl。Ifitwereanall-fictionmagazinethatIexpecttosellthisstoryto,Ishouldsay,"Mr。Durkeerejoicedinafianc閑。"HernamewasEllaBaynes。Theyappearedtobedevotedtoeachother,andtohaveperfectconfidenceineachother,asallcouplesdowhoareandhaveoraren'tandhaven't。Shewastolerablypretty,withaheavymassofbrownhairthathelpedheralong。Heintroducedmetoher,whichseemednottolessenherpreferenceforhim;soIreasonedthattheyweresurelysoul-mates。
  MissBayneslivedinKingfisher,twentymilesfromtheranch。Samlivedonagallopbetweenthetwoplaces。
  OnedaytherecametoKingfisheracourageousyoungman,rathersmall,withsmoothfaceandregularfeatures。
  Hemademanyinquiriesaboutthebusinessofthetown,andespeciallyoftheinhabitantscognominally。HesaidhewasfromMuscogee,andhelookedit,withhisyellowshoesandcrochetedfour-in-hand。ImethimoncewhenIrodeinforthemail。HesaidhisnamewasBeverlyTravers,whichseemedratherimprobable。
  Therewereactivetimesontheranch,justthen,andSamwastoobusytogototownoften。Asanincom-
  petentandgenerallyworthlessguest,itdevolveduponmetorideinforlittlethingssuchaspostcards,barrelsofflour,baking-powder,smoking-tobacco,and——lettersfromElla。
  Oneday,whenIwasmessengerforhalfagrossofcigarettepapersandacoupleofwagontires,IsawtheallegedBeverlyTraversinayellow-wheeledbuggywithEllaBaynes,drivingabouttownasostentatiouslyastheblack,waxymudwouldpermit。Iknewthatthisinfor-
  mationwouldbringnobalmofGileadtoSam'ssoul,soIrefrainedfromincludingitinthenewsofthecitythatIretailedonmyreturn。Butonthenextafternoonanelongatedex-cowboyofthenameofSimmons,anold-
  timepalofSam's,whokeptafeedstoreinKingfisher,rodeouttotheranchandrolledandburnedmanycigar-
  ettesbeforehewouldtalk。Whenhedidmakeoration,hiswordswerethese:
  "Say,Sam,there'sbeenadescriptionofagalootmiscallin'himselfBevel-edgedTravelsimpairingtheatmosphericairofKingfisherforthepasttwoweeks。
  Youknowwhohewas?HewasnototherwisethanBenTatum,fromtheCreekNation,sonofoldGopherTatumthatyourUncleNewtshotlastFebruary。Youknowwhathedonethismorning?HekilledyourbrotherLester——shothimintheco't-houseyard。"
  IwonderedifSamhadheard。Hepulledatwigfromamesquitebush,cheweditgravely,andsaid:
  "Hedid,didhe?HekilledLester?"
  "Thesame,"saidSimmons。"Andhedidmore。
  Herunawaywithyourgirl,thesameastosayMissEllaBaynes。Ithoughtyoumightliketoknow,soIrodeouttoimparttheinformation。"
  "Iammuchobliged,Jim,"saidSam,takingthechewedtwigfromhismouth。"Yes,I'mgladyourodeOut。Yes,I'mrightglad。"
  "Well,I'llberidin'back,Ireckon。ThatboyIleftinthefeedstoredon'tknowhayfromoats。HeshotLesterintheback。"
  "Shothimintheback?"
  "Yes,whilehewashitchin'hishoss。"
  "I'mmuchobliged,Jim。"
  "Ikindofthoughtyou'dliketoknowassoonasyoucould。"
  "Comeinandhavesomecoffeebeforeyourideback,Jim?"
  "Why,no,Ireckonnot;Imustgetbacktothestore。"
  "Andyousay——"
  "Yes,Sam。Everybodyseen'emdriveawaytogetherinabuckboard,withabigbundle,likeclothes,tiedupinthebackofit。Hewasdrivin'theteamhebroughtoverwithhimfromMuscogee。They'llbehardtoover-
  takerightaway。"
  "Andwhich——"
  "Iwasgoin'ontotellyou。TheyleftontheGuthrieroad;butthere'snotellin'whichforksthey'lltake——
  youknowthat。"
  "Allright,Jim;muchobliged。"
  "You'rewelcome,Sam。"
  Simmonsrolledacigaretteandstabbedhisponywithbothheels。Twentyyardsawayhereinedupandcalledback:
  "Youdon'twantno——assistance,asyoumightsay?"
  "Notany,thanks。"
  "Ididn'tthinkyouwould。Well,solong!"
  Samtookoutandopenedabone-handledpocket-knifeandscrapedadriedpieceofmudfromhisleftboot。I
  thoughtatfirsthewasgoingtoswearavendettaonthebladeofit,orrecite"TheGipsy'sCurse。"ThefewfeudsIhadeverseenorreadaboutusuallyopenedthatway。Thisoneseemedtobepresentedwithanewtreat-
  ment。Thusofferedonthestage,itwouldhavebeenhissedoff,andoneofBelasco'sthrillingmelodramasdemandedinstead。
  "Iwonder,"saidSam,withaprofoundlythoughtfulexpression,"ifthecookhasanycoldbeansleftover!"
  HecalledWash,theNegrocook,andfindingthathehadsome,orderedhimtoheatupthepotandmakesomestrongcoffee。ThenwewentintoSam'sprivateroom,whereheslept,andkepthisarmoury,dogs,andthesad-
  dlesofhisfavouritemounts。Hetookthreeorfoursix-
  shootersoutofabookcaseandbegantolookthemover,whistling"TheCowboy'sLament"abstractedly。After-
  wardheorderedthetwobesthorsesontheranchsaddledandtiedtothehitching-post。
  Now,inthefeudbusiness,inallsectionsofthecountry,Ihaveobservedthatinoneparticularthereisadelicatebutstrictetiquettebelonging。Youmustnotmentionthewordorrefertothesubjectinthepresenceofafeudist。
  Itwouldbemorereprehensiblethancommentinguponthemoleonthechinofyourrichaunt。Ifound,lateron,thatthereisanotherunwrittenrule,butIthinkthatbelongssolelytotheWest。
  Ityetlackedtwohourstosupper-time;butintwentyminutesSamandIwereplungingdeepintothereheatedbeans,hotcoffee,andcoldbeef。
  Nothinglikeagoodmealbeforealongride,"saidSam。"Eathearty。"
  Ihadasuddensuspicion。
  "Whydidyouhavetwohorsessaddled?"Iasked。
  "One,two——one,two,"saidSam。"Youcancount,can'tyou?"
  Hismathematicscarriedwithitamomentaryqualmandalesson。Thethoughthadnotoccurredtohimthatthethoughtcouldpossiblyoccurtomenottorideathissideonthatredroadtorevengeandjustice。Itwasthehighercalculus。Iwasbookedforthetrail。Ibegantoeatmorebeans。
  Inanhourwesetforthatasteadygallopeastward。
  OurhorseswereKentucky-bred,strengthenedbythemesquitegrassofthewest。BenTatum'ssteedsmayhavebeenswifter,andhehadagoodlead;butifhehadheardthepunctualthudsofthehoofsofthosetrailersofours,bornintheheartoffeudland,hemighthavefeltthatretributionwascreepinguponthehoof-printsofhisdappernags。
  IknewthatBenTatum'scardtoplaywasflight——
  flightuntilhecamewithinthesaferterritoryofhisownhenchmenandsupporters。Heknewthatthemanpur-
  suinghimwouldfollowthetrailtoanyendwhereitmightlead。
  DuringtherideSamtalkedoftheprospectforrain,ofthepriceofbeef,andofthemusicalglasses。Youwouldhavethoughthehadneverhadabrotherorasweetheartoranenemyonearth。Therearesomesub-
  jectstoobigevenforthewordsinthe"Unabridged。"
  Knowingthisphaseofthefeudcode,butnothavingpractiseditsufficiently,Ioverdidthethingbytellingsomeslightlyfunnyanecdotes。Samlaughedatexactlytherightplace——laughedwithhismouth。WhenIcaughtsightofhismouth,IwishedIhadbeenblessedwithenoughsenseofhumourtohavesuppressedthoseanecdotes。
  OurfirstsightofthemwehadinGuthrie。Tiredandhungry,westumbled,unwashed,intoalittleyellow-pinehotelandsatatatable。Intheoppositecornerwesawthefugitives。Theywerebentupontheirmeal,butlookedaroundattimesuneasily。
  Thegirlwasdressedinbrown-oneofthesesmooth,half-shiny,silky-lookingaffairswithlacecollarandcuffs,andwhatIbelievetheycallanaccordion-plaitedskirt。
  Sheworeathickbrownveildowntohernose,andabroad-brimmedstrawhatwithsomekindoffeathersadorningit。Themanworeplain,darkclothes,andhishairwastrimmedveryshort。Hewassuchamanasyoumightseeanywhere。
  Theretheywere——themurdererandthewomanhehadstolen。Therewewere——therightfulavenger,accordingtothecode,andthesupernumerarywhowritesthesewords。
  Foronetime,atleast,intheheartofthesupernumerarythererosethekillinginstinct。Foronemomenthejoinedtheforceofcombatants——orally。
  "Whatareyouwaitingfor,Sam?"Isaidinawhisper。
  "Lethimhaveitnow!"
  Samgaveamelancholysigh。
  "Youdon'tunderstand;buthedoes,"hesaid。"Heknows。Mr。Tenderfoot,there'saruleouthereamongwhitemenintheNationthatyoucan'tshootamanwhenhe'swithawoman。Ineverknewittobebrokeyet。
  Youcan'tdoit。You'vegottogethiminagangofmenorbyhimself。That'swhy。Heknowsit,too。Weallknow。So,that'sMr。BenTatum!Oneofthe'prettymen'!I'llcuthimoutoftheherdbeforetheyleavethehotel,andregulatehisaccount!"
  Aftersuppertheflyingpairdisappearedquickly-
  AlthoughSamhauntedlobbyandstairwayandhallshalfthenight,insomemysteriouswaythefugitiveseludedhim;andinthemorningtheveiledladyinthebrowndresswiththeaccordion-plaitedskirtandthedapperyoungmanwiththeclose-clippedhair,andthebuckboardwiththeprancingnags,weregone。
  Itisamonotonousstory,thatoftheride;soitshallbecurtailed。Onceagainweovertookthemonaroad。Wewereaboutfiftyyardsbehind。Theyturnedinthebuckboardandlookedatus;thendroveonwithoutwhippinguptheirhorses。Theirsafetynolongerlayinspeed。BenTatumknew。Heknewthattheonlyrockofsafetylefttohimwasthecode。Thereisnodoubtthat,hadhebeenalone,thematterwouldhavebeensettledquicklywithSamDurkeeintheusualway;
  buthehadsomethingathissidethatkeptstillthetrigger-fingerofboth。Itseemedlikelythathewasnocoward。
  So,youmayperceivethatwoman,onoccasions,maypostponeinsteadofprecipitatingconflictbetweenmanandman。Butnotwillinglyorconsciously。Sheisobliviousofcodes。
  Fivemilesfarther,wecameuponthefuturegreatWesterncityofChandler。Thehorsesofpursuersandpursuedwerestarvedandweary。Therewasonehotelthatoffereddangertomanandentertainmenttobeast;
  sothefourofusmetagaininthediningroomattheringingofabellsoresonantandlargethatithadcrackedthewelkinlongago。ThediningroomwasnotaslargeastheoneatGuthrie。
  Justaswewereeatingapplepie——howBenDavisesandtragedyimpingeuponeachother!——InoticedSamlookingwithkeenintentnessatourquarrywheretheywereseatedatatableacrosstheroom。Thegirlstillworethebrowndresswithlacecollarandcuffs,andtheveildrawndowntohernose。Themanbentoverhisplate,withhisclosecroppedheadheldlow。
  "There'sacode,"IheardSamsay,eithertomeortohimself,"thatwon'tletyoushootamaninthecompanyofawoman;but,bythunder,thereain'tonetokeepyoufromkillingawomaninthecompanyofaman!"
  And,quickerthanmymindcouldfollowhisargument,hewhippedaColt'sautomaticfromunderhisleftarmandpumpedsixbulletsintothebodythatthebrowndresscovered——thebrowndresswiththelacecollarandcuffsandtheaccordion-plaitedskirt。
  Theyoungpersoninthedarksacksuit,fromwhoseheadandfromwhoselifeawoman'sgloryhadbeenclipped,laidherheadonherarmsstretcheduponthetable;whilepeoplecamerunningtoraiseBenTatumfromthefloorinhisfemininemasqueradethathadgivenSamtheopportunitytosetaside,technically,theobliga-
  tionsofthecode。
  SUITEHOMESANDTHEIRROMANCE
  FEWyoungcouplesintheBig-City-of-BluffbegantheirmarriedexistencewithgreaterpromiseofhappinessthandidMr。andMrs。ClaudeTurpin。Theyfeltnoespecialanimositytowardeachother;theywerecomfort-
  ablyestablishedinahandsomeapartmenthousethathadanameandaccommodationslikethoseofasleeping-
  car;theywerelivingasexpensivelyasthecoupleonthenextfloorabovewhohadtwicetheirincome;
  andtheirmarriagehadoccurredonawager,aferry-
  boatandfirstacquaintance,thussecuringasensationalnewspapernoticewiththeirnamesattachedtopicturesoftheQueenofRoumaniaandM。Santos-
  Dumont。
  Turpin'sincomewas$200permonth。Onpayday,aftercalculatingtheamountsdueforrent,instalmentsonfurnitureandpiano,gas,andbillsowedtotheflorist,confectioner,milliner,tailor,winemerchantandcabcompany,theTurpinswouldfindthattheystillhad$200
  lefttospend。Howtodothisisoneofthesecretsofmetropolitanlife。
  ThedomesticlifeoftheTurpinswasabeautifulpicturetosee。Butyoucouldn'tgazeuponitasyoucouldatanoleographof"Don'tWakeGrandma,"or"Brook-
  lynbyMoonlight。"
  Youhadtoblinkwhenlookedatit;andyouheardafizzingsoundjustlikethemachinewitha"scope"attheendofit。Yes;therewasn'tmuchreposeaboutthepictureoftheTurpins'domesticlife。Itwassomethinglike"SpearingSalmonintheColumbiaRiver,"or"Jap-
  aneseArtilleryinAction。"
  Everydaywasjustlikeanother;asthedaysareinNewYork。InthemorningTurpinwouldtakebromo-
  seltzer,hispocketchangefromundertheclock,hishat,nobreakfastandhisdeparturefortheoffice。AtnoonMrs。Turpinwouldgetoutofbedandhumour,putonakimono,airs,andthewatertoboilforcoffee。
  Turpinluncheddowntown。Hecamehomeat6
  todressfordinner。Theyalwaysdinedout。Theystrayedfromthechop-housetochop-sueydom,fromterracetotabled'h魌e,fromrathskellertoroadhouse,fromcaf?tocasino,fromMaria'stotheMarthaWash-
  ington。Suchisdomesticlifeinthegreatcity。Yourvineisthemistletoe;yourfigtreebearsdates。YourhouseholdgodsareMercuryandJohnHowardPayne。
  Fortheweddingmarchyounowhearonly"ComewiththeGypsyBride。"Yourarelydineatthesameplacetwiceinsuccession。Youtireofthefood;and,besides,youwanttogivethemtimeforthequestionofthatsouve-
  nirsilversugarbowltoblowover。
  TheTurpinswerethereforehappy。Theymademanywarmanddelightfulfriends,someofwhomtheyremem-
  beredthenextday。Theirhomelifewasanidealone,accordingtotherulesandregulationsoftheBookofBluff。
  TherecameatimewhenitdawneduponTurpinthathiswifewasgettingawaywithtoomuchmoney。
  Ifyoubelongtothenear-swellclassintheBigCity,andyourincomeis$200permonth,andyoufindattheendofthemonth,afterlookingoverthebillsforcurrentexpenses,thatyou,yourself,havespent$150,youverynaturallywonderwhathasbecomeoftheother$50。
  Soyoususpectyourwife。Andperhapsyougiveherahintthatsomethingneedsexplanation。
  "Isay,Vivien,"saidTurpin,oneafternoonwhentheywereenjoyinginraptsilencethepeaceandquietoftheircozyapartment,"you'vebeencreatingahiatusbigenoughforadogtocrawlthroughinthismonth'shon-
  orarium。Youhaven'tbeenpayingyourdressmakeranythingonaccount,haveyou?"
  Therewasamoment'ssilence。Nosoundscouldbeheardexceptthebreathingofthefoxterrier,andthesubdued,monotonoussizzlingofVivien'sfulvouslocksagainsttheinsensatecurlingirons。ClaudeTurpin,sittinguponapillowthathehadthoughtfullyplacedupontheconvolutionsoftheapartmentsofa,narrowlywatchedtheriante,lovelyfaceofhiswife。
  "Claudie,dear,"saidshe,touchingherfingertoherrubytongueandtestingtheunresponsivecurlingirons,"youdomeaninjustice。Mme。Toinettehasnotseenacentofminesincethedayyoupaidyourtailortendollarsonaccount。"
  Turpin'ssuspicionswereallayedforthetime。Butonedaysoontherecameananonymouslettertohimthatread:
  "Watchyourwife。Sheisblowinginyourmoneysecretly。Iwasasuffererjustasyouare。TheplaceisNo。345BlankStreet。Awordtothewise,etc。
  "AMANWHOKNOWS"
  Turpintookthislettertothecaptainofpoliceoftheprecinctthathelivedin。
  "Myprecinctisascleanasahound'stooth,"saidthecaptain。"Thelid'sshutdownasclosethereasitisovertheeyeofaWilliamsburggirlwhenshe'skissedataparty。Butifyouthinkthere'sanythingqueerattheaddress,I'llgotherewithye。"
  Onthenextafternoonat3,TurpinandthecaptaincreptsoftlyupthestairsofNo。345BlankStreet。A
  dozenplain-clothesmen,dressedinfullpoliceuniforms,soastoallaysuspicion,waitedinthehallbelow。
  Atthetopofthestairswasadoor,whichwasfoundtobelocked。Thecaptaintookakeyfromhispocketandunlockedit。Thetwomenentered。
  Theyfoundthemselvesinalargeroom,occupiedbytwentyortwenty-fiveelegantlyclothedladies。Racingchartshungagainstthewalls,atickerclickedinonecorner;withatelephonereceivertohisearamanwascallingoutthevariouspositionsofthehorsesinaveryexcitingrace。Theoccupantsoftheroomlookedupattheintruders;but,asifreassuredbythesightofthecaptain'suniform,theyrevertedtheirattentiontothemanatthetelephone。
  "Yousee,"saidthecaptaintoTurpin,"thevalueofananonymousletter!Nohigh-mindedandself-respect-
  inggentlemanshouldconsideroneworthyofnotice。
  Isyourwifeamongthisassembly,Mr。Turpin?"
  "Sheisnot,"saidTurpin。
  "Andifshewas,"continuedthecaptain,"wouldshebewithinthereachofthetongueofslander?TheseladiesconstituteaBrowningSociety。Theymeettodiscussthemeaningofthegreatpoet。ThetelephoneisconnectedwithBoston,whencetheparentsocietytransmitsfrequentlyitsinterpretationsofthepoems。Beashamedofyersuspicions,Mr。Turpin。"
  "Gosoakyourshield,"saidTurpin。"Vivienknowshowtotakecareofherselfinapool-room。She'snotdroppinganythingontheponies。Theremustbesome-
  thingqueergoingonhere。"
  "NothingbutBrowning,"saidthecaptain。"Hearthat?"
  "Thanatopsisbyanose,"drawledthemanatthetelephone。
  "That'snotBrowning;that'sLongfellow,"saidTurpin,whosometimesreadbooks。
  "Backtothepasture!"exclaimedthecaptain。"long-
  fellowmadethepacing-to-wagonrecordof7。53'waybackin1868。"
  "Ibelievethere'ssomethingqueeraboutthisjoint,"
  repeatedTurpin。
  "Idon'tseeit,"saidthecaptain。
  "Iknowitlookslikeapool-room,allright,"persistedTurpin,"butthat'sallablind。Vivienhasbeendroppingalotofcoinsomewhere。Ibelievethere'ssomeunder-
  handedworkgoingonhere。"
  Anumberofracingsheetsweretackedclosetogether,coveringalargespaceononeofthewalls。Turpin,suspicious,toreseveralofthemdown。Adoor,pre-
  viouslyhidden,wasrevealed。Turpinplacedaneartothecrackandlistenedintently。Heheardthesofthumofmanyvoices,lowandguardedlaughter,andasharp,metallicclickingandscrapingasiffromamultitudeoftinybutbusyobjects。
  "MyGod!ItisasIfeared!"whisperedTurpintohimself。"Summonyourmenatonce!"hecalledtothecaptain。"Sheisinthere,Iknow。"
  Attheblowingofthecaptain'swhistletheuniformedplain-clothesmenrushedupthestairsintothepool-
  room。Whentheysawthebettingparaphernaliadistrib-
  utedaroundtheyhalted,surprisedandpuzzledtoknowwhytheyhadbeensummoned。
  Butthecaptainpointedtothelock-eddoorandbadethembreakitdown。Inafewmomentstheydemolisheditwiththeaxestheycarried。IntotheotherroomsprangClaudeTurpin,withthecaptainathisheels。
  ThescenewasonethatlingeredlonginTurpin'smind。Nearlyascoreofwomen——womenexpensivelyandfashionablyclothed,manybeautifulandofrefinedappearance——hadbeenseatedatlittlemarble-toppedtables。Whenthepoliceburstopenthedoortheyshriekedandranhereandtherelikegaylyplumedbirdsthathadbeendisturbedinatropicalgrove。Somebecamehysterical;oneortwofainted;severalkneltatthefeetoftheofficersandbesoughtthemformercyonaccountoftheirfamiliesandsocialposition。
  AmanwhohadbeenseatedbehindadeskhadseizedarollofcurrencyaslargeastheankleofaParadiseRoofGardenschorusgirlandjumpedoutofthewindow。
  Halfadozenattendantshuddledatoneendoftheroom,breathlessfromfear。
  Uponthetablesremainedthedamningandincon-
  trovertibleevidencesoftheguiltofthehabitu閑softhatsinisterroom——dishafterdishheapedhighwithicecream,andsurroundedbystacksofemptyones,scrapedtothelastspoonful。
  "Ladies,"saidthecaptaintohisweepingcircleofprisoner"I'llnotholdanyofyez。SomeofyezIrecog-
  nizeashavingfinehousesandgoodstandinginthecommunity,withhard-workinghusbandsandchilderathome。ButI'llreadyeabitofalecturebeforeyego。
  Inthenextroomthere'sa20-to-1shotjustdroppedinunderthewirethreelengthsaheadofthefield。Isthisthewayyewasteyourhusbands'moneyinsteadofhelp-
  ingearnit?Homewidyez!Thelid'sontheice-creamfreezerinthisprecinct。"
  ClaudeTurpin'swifewasamongthepatronsoftheraidedroom。Heledhertotheirapartmentinstemsilence。Theresheweptsoremorsefullyandbesoughthisforgivenesssopleadinglythatheforgothisjustanger,andsoonhegatheredhispenitentgolden-hairedVivieninhisarmsandforgaveher。
  "Darling,"shemurmured,halfsobbingly,asthemoon-
  lightdriftedthroughtheopenwindow,glorifyinghersweet,upturnedface,"IknowIdonewrong。Iwillnevertouchicecreamagain。Iforgotyouwerenotamillionaire。Iusedtogothereeveryday。Butto-dayIfeltsomestrange,sadpresentimentofevil,andIwasnotmyself。Iateonlyelevensaucers。"
  "Saynomore,"saidClaude,gentlyashefondlycaressedherwavingcurls。
  "Andyouaresurethatyoufullyforgiveme?"askedVivien,gazingathimentreatinglywithdewyeyesofheavenlyblue。
  "Almostsure,littleone,"answeredClaude,stoopingandlightlytouchinghersnowyforeheadwithhislips。
  "I'llletyouknowlateron。I'vegotamonth'ssalarydownonVanillatowinthethree-year-oldsteeplechaseto-morrow;andiftheice-creamhunchistothegoodyouareItagain——see?"
  THEWHIRLIGIGOFLIFE
  JUSTICE-OF-THE-PEACEBenajaWiddupsatinthedoorofhisofficesmokinghiselder-stempipe。Half-
  waytothezeniththeCumberlandrangeroseblue-grayintheafternoonhaze。Aspeckledhenswaggereddownthemainstreetofthe"settlement,"cacklingfoolishly。
  Uptheroadcameasoundofcreakingaxles,andthenaslowcloudofdust,andthenabull-cartbearingRansieBilbroandhiswife。ThecartstoppedattheJustice'sdoor,andthetwoclimbeddown。Ransiewasanarrowsixfeetofsallowbrownskinandyellowhair。Theimperturbabilityofthemountainshunguponhimlikeasuitofarmour。Thewomanwascalicoed,angled,snuff-brushed,andwearywithunknowndesires。Throughitallgleamedafaintprotestofcheatedyouthunconsciousofitsloss。
  TheJusticeofthePeaceslippedhisfeetintohisshoes,forthesakeofdignity,andmovedtoletthementer。
  "We-all,"saidthewoman,inavoicelikethewindblowingthroughpineboughs,"wantsadivo'ce。"ShelookedatRansietoseeifhenotedanyflaworambiguityorevasionorpartialityorself-partisanshipinherstate-
  mentoftheirbusiness。
  "Adivo'ce,"repeatedRansie,withasolemnDod。
  "We-allcan'tgitalongtogethernohow。It'slonesomeenoughfurtoliveinthemount'inswhenamanandawomankeersfuroneanother。Butwhenshe'sa-spittin'
  likeawildcatora-sullenin'likeahoot-owlinthecabin,amanain'tgotnocalltolivewithher。"
  "Whenhe'sano-'countvarmint,"saidthewoman,"withoutanyespecialwarmth,a-traipsin'alongofscalawagsandmoonshinersanda-layin'onhisbackpizen'ithco'nwhiskey,anda-pesterin'folkswithapacko'hungry,triflin'houn'stofeed!"
  "Whenshekeepsa-throwin'skilletlids,"cameRansie'santiphony,"andslingsb'ilin'wateronthebestcoon-dogintheCumberlands,andsetsherselfagin'cookin'aman'svictuals,andkeepshimawakeo'nightsaccusin'himofasightofdoin's!"
  "Whenhe'sal'aysa-fightin'therevenues,andgitsahardnameinthemount'insfurameanman,who'sgwinetobeablefurtosleepo'nights?"
  TheJusticeofthePeacestirreddeliberatelytohisduties。Heplacedhisonechairandawoodenstoolforhispetitioners。Heopenedhisbookofstatutesonthetableandscannedtheindex。Presentlyhewipedhisspectaclesandshiftedhisinkstand。
  "Thelawandthestatutes,"saidhe,"airsilentonthesubjeckofdivo'ceasfurasthejurisdictionofthisco'tairconcerned。But,accordin'toequityandtheCon-
  stitutionandthegoldenrule,it'sabadbarg'inthatcan'trunbothways。Ifajusticeofthepeacecanmarryacouple,it'splainthatheisboundtobeabletodivo'ce'em。Thishereofficewillissueadecreeofdivo'ceandabidebythedecisionoftheSupremeCo'ttoholditgood。"
  RansieBilbrodrewasmalltobacco-bagfromhistrouserspocket。Outofthisheshookuponthetableafive-dollarnote。"Soldab'arskinandtwofoxesfurthat,"heremarked。"It'sallthemoneywegot。"
  "Theregularpriceofadivo'ceinthisco't,"saidtheJustice,"airfivedollars。"Hestuffedthebillintothepocketofhishomespunvestwithadeceptiveairofindiffer-
  ence。Withmuchbodilytoilandmentaltravailhewrotethedecreeuponhalfasheetoffoolscap,andthencopieditupontheother。RansieBilbroandhiswifelistenedtohisreadingofthedocumentthatwastogivethemfreedom:
  "KnowallmenbythesepresentsthatRansieBilbroandhiswife,ArielaBilbro,thisdaypersonallyappearedbeforemeandpromisesthathereinaftertheywillneitherlove,honour,norobeyeachother,neitherforbetternorworse,beingofsoundmindandbody,andacceptsummonsfordivorceaccordingtothepeaceanddignityoftheState。
  Hereinfailnot,sohelpyouGod。BenajaWiddup,justiceofthepeaceinandforthecountyofPiedmont,StateofTennessee。"
  TheJusticewasabouttohandoneofthedocumentstoRansie。ThevoiceofArieladelayedthetransfer。
  Bothmenlookedather。Theirdullmasculinitywasconfrontedbysomethingsuddenandunexpectedinthewoman。
  "Judge,don'tyougivehimthatairpaperyit。'Tain'tallsettled,nohow。Igottohavemyrightsfirst。I
  gottohavemyali-money。'Tain'tnokindofawaytodofuramantodivo'cehiswife'thoutherhavin'acentfurtodowith。I'ma-layin'offtobea-goin'uptobrotherEd'suponHogbackMount'in。I'mboundfurtohevapa'rofshoesandsomesnuffandthingsbesides。EfRancekinaffo'dadivo'ce,lethimpaymeali-money。"
  RansieBilbrowasstrickentodumbperplexity。Therehadbeennoprevioushintofalimony。Womenwerealwaysbringingupstartlingandunlooked-forissues。
  JusticeBenajaWiddupfeltthatthepointdemandedjudicialdecision。Theauthoritieswerealsosilentonthesubjectofalimony。Butthewoman'sfeetwerebare。
  ThetrailtoHogbackMountainwassteepandflinty。
  "ArielaBilbro,"heasked,inofficialtones,"howmuchdidyou'lowwouldbegoodandsufficientali-moneyinthecasebefo'theco't。"
  "I'lowed,"sheanswered,"furtheshoesandall,tosayfivedollars。Thatain'tmuchfurali-money,butIreckonthat'llgitmetoupbrotherEd's。"
  "Theamount,"saidtheJustice,"airnotonreasonable。
  RansieBilbro,youairorderedbytheco'ttopaytheplain-
  tiffthesumoffivedollarsbefo'thedecreeofdivo'ceairissued。"
  "Ihain'tnomo'money,"breathedRansie,heavily。
  "IdonepaidyouallIhad。"
  "Otherwise,"saidtheJustice,lookingseverelyoverhisspectacles,"youairincontemptofco't。"
  "Ireckonifyougimmetillto-morrow,"pleadedthehusband,"Imoutbeabletorakeorscrapeitupsomewhars。Ineverlookedfortobea-payin'noali-
  money。"
  "Thecaseairadjourned,"saidBenajaWiddup,"tillto-morrow,whenyou-allwillpresentyo'selvesandobeytheorderoftheco't。Followin'ofwhichthedecreesofdivo'cewillbedelivered。"Hesatdowninthedoorandbegantoloosenashoestring。
  "WemoutaswellgodowntoUncleZiah's,"decidedRansie,"andspendthenight。"Heclimbedintothecartononeside,andArielaclimbedinontheother。
  Obeyingtheflapofhisrope,thelittleredbullslowlycamearoundonatack,andthecartcrawledawayinthenimbusarisingfromitswheels。
  Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsmokedhiselder-
  stempipe。Lateintheafternoonhegothisweeklypaper,andreadituntilthetwilightdimmeditslines。Thenhelitthetallowcandleonhistable,andreaduntilthemoonrose,markingthetimeforsupper。Helivedinthedoublelogcabinontheslopenearthegirdledpoplar。
  Goinghometosupperhecrossedalittlebranchdarkenedbyalaurelthicket。Thedarkfigureofamansteppedfromthelaurelsandpointedarifleathisbreast。Hishatwaspulleddownlow,andsomethingcoveredmostofhisface。
  "Iwantyo'money,"saidthefigure,"'thoutanytalk。
  I'mgettin'nervous,andmyfinger'sa-wabblin'onthisheretrigger。"
  "I'veonlygotf-f-fivedollars,"saidtheJustice,pro-
  ducingitfromhisvestpocket。
  "Rollitup,"cametheorder,"andstickitintheendofthisheregun-bar'l。"
  Thebillwascrispandnew。Evenfingersthatwereclumsyandtremblingfoundlittledifficultyinmakingaspillofitandinsertingitthiswithlesseaseintothemuzzleoftherifle。
  "NowIreckonyoukinbegoin'along,"saidtherobber。
  TheJusticelingerednotonhisway。
  Thenextdaycamethelittleredbull,drawingthecarttotheofficedoor。JusticeBenajaWidduphadhisshoeson,forhewasexpectingthevisit。InhispresenceRansieBilbrohandedtohiswifeafive-dollarbill。Theofficial'seyesharplyviewedit。Itseemedtocurlupasthoughithadbeenrolledandinsertedintotheendofagun-barrel。
  ButtheJusticerefrainedfromcomment。Itistruethatotherbillsmightbeinclinedtocurl。Hehandedeachoneadecreeofdivorce。Eachstoodawkwardlysilent,slowlyfoldingtheguaranteeoffreedom。ThewomancastashyglancefullofconstraintatRansie。
  "Ireckonyou'llbegoin'backuptothecabin,"shesaid,along'iththebull-cart。There'sbreadinthetinboxsettin'ontheshelf。Iputthebaconintheb'ilin'-pottokeepthehoundsfromgittin'it。Don'tforgettowindtheclockto-night。"
  "Youaira-goin'toyourbrotherEd's?"askedRansie,withfineunconcern。
  "Iwas'lowin'togetalonguptharaforenight。I
  ain'tsayin'asthey'llpestertheyselvesanytomakemewelcome,butIhain'tnowharelsefurtogo。It'sarightsmartways,andIreckonIbetterbegoin'。I'llbea-sayin'
  good-bye,Ranse-thatis,ifyoukeerfurtosayso。"
  "Idon'tknowasanybody'sahounddog,"saidRansie,inamartyr'svoice,"furtonotwanttosaygood-bye——
  'lessyouairsoanxioustogitawaythatyoudon'twantmetosayit。"
  Arielawassilent。Shefoldedthefive-dollarbillandherdecreecarefully,andplacedtheminthebosomofherdress。BenajaWiddupwatchedthemoneydisappearwithmournfuleyesbehindhisspectacles。
  Andthenwithhisnextwordsheachievedrankashisthoughtsranwitheitherthegreatcrowdoftheworld'ssympathizersorthelittlecrowdofitsgreatfinanciers。
  "Bekindo'lonesomeintheoldcabinto-night,Ranse,"
  hesaid。
  RansieBilbrostaredoutattheCumberlands,clearbluenowinthesunlight。HedidnotlookatAriela。
  "I'lowitmightbelonesome,"hesaid;"butwhenfolksgitsmadandwantsadivo'ce,youcan'tmakefolksstay。"
  "There'sotherswantedadivo'ce,"saidAriela,speakingtothewoodenstool。"Besides,nobodydon'twantno-
  bodytostay。"
  "Nobodyneversaidtheydidn't。"
  "Nobodyneversaidtheydid。IreckonIbetterstartonnowtobrotherEd's。"
  "Nobodycan'twindthatoldclock。"
  "Wantmetogobackalong'ithyouinthecartandwinditfuryou,Ranse?"
  Themountaineer'scountenancewasproofagainstemotion。ButhereachedoutabighandandenclosedAriela'sthinbrownone。Hersoulpeepedoutoncethroughherimpassiveface,hallowingit。
  "Themhoundsshan'tpesteryounomore,"saidRansie。"IreckonIbeenmeanandlowdown。Youwindthatclock,Ariela。"
  "Myhearthit'sinthatcabin,Ranse,"shewhispered,"along'ithyou。Iai'nta-goin'togitmadnomore。Le'sbestartin',Ranse,so'swekingithomebysundown。"
  Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupinterposedastheystartedforthedoor,forgettinghispresence。
  "InthenameoftheStateofTennessee,"hesaid,"I
  forbidyou-alltobea-defyin'ofitslawsandstatutes。