"'Whenhegoestopay,agentwho'sstandin'nearshovesbackhisdust,an'says:"ThisisJackRainey'sweek——it'sthegreatannyooalfestivalofJackRainey,an'yourmoney'snogood。"
  "'"ButIaimstodrinksomemorepocotiempo,"saysthisCaribouSam,whoisnewtoLido,an'neveryethearsofJackRaineyan'hislittlegame,"an'beforeIpermitsagenttosubsidizemythirst,an'gostackin'informybaseappetites,youcangambleIwanttomeethiman'makehisacquaintance。WhereisthisyeresportJackRainey,an'whateverishedoin'thison?"
  "'ThepartywhoshovesCaribou'sdinerooffthebar,tellshimhecan'tpay,an'explainstheplay,an'exhortshimtodrinkfreean'
  frequentan'keephischipsinhiswar-bags。
  "'"AsItellsyou,"saysthispartytoCaribou,"myfriendJackRaineyhastreedthecamp,an'nomoneygoesyerebuthistillhisfurthercommandsisknown。Fillyourhide,butdon'tflourishnofunds,orgoenlargin'onanyweaknessyouhasforbuyin'yourownlicker。Asforseein'JackRainey,it'splumbimpossible。He'sgottoofulltovisitfolksorbevisitedby'em;buthe'supsta'rsonsomeblankets,an'ifhisreasonisrestoredbytomorry,yousendsupyourkyardan'payshimyourregyards——pendin'ofwhichsocialfunction,takeanotherdrink。Barkeep,pumpanotherdoseintothisstranger,an'chargethesametoJack。"
  "'"Thisyeresoundsgood,"saysCaribouSam,"butitdon'twinoverme。OntilIseesthispersonRainey,Ishallshorelydeclineallbottleswhichispresentedinhisname。I'vehadaclosecallaboutabroncoIstoleto-day,an'whenthejurymakesaverdictthatthey'resorrytosaytheevidenceain'tenoughtoconvict,thejedgewarnsmetobeaheapcarefulofthecompanyImaintains。Heexhortsmetolivedownmypast,orfailin'whichhe'llhangmeyet。Withthisblufffromthebenchringin'inmyyears,Ishallrefoosedrinkswithallonknownsots,ontilIseesformyse'fthey'spropercharactersformetobesociablewith。Tharfore,barkeep,Irenoomydeterminationtopayforthemdrinks;atthesametune,Iordersanotherround。Doyouturnformeorno?""'"Notnoneyoudon't,"
  saysthefriendofJackRainey。"Youcandrink,butyoucan'tpay——
  leastwise,you-allcan'tpaywithoutgettin'allsorto'actiononyourmoney。ThisRaineyyou'reworriedaboutisasgoodagentasme,an'notatalllikelytoshakethestandin'ofacommonhoss-
  thiefbymerelybuyin'hisnose-paint。"
  "'"Mineisshorelyadifficultp'sition,"saysCaribouSam。"Whatyouimpartsisscarceencouragin。'IfthisyereRaineyain'tnoimprovementontoyou,Iabsolootelyweakensonhiman'turnsasidefromallrelationsofhisproposin'。I'minmightybadreportasthegamestands,an'Itharforeinsistsag'inonpayin'formyownwarmedicine,asbein'amovenecessarytoprotectmyattitoodesbeforethepublic。"
  Withthescyereobservations,CaribouSammakesabluffatthebarkeepwithahandfulofmoney。Inremonstratin',JackRainey'spardnacherallypullsagun,aslikewisedoesCaribouSam。Thar'sthecustomaryquantityofshootin',an'whileneitherCaribounorhisfoegetsdrilled,abulletgoesthroughtheceilin'an'sorto'
  sa'ntersinacareless,indifferentwayintoporeJackRainey,wherehe'sbeddeddownan'snorin'upabove。
  "'Shore,he'sdead,Raineyis,'concloodesDave,'an'hisontimelytakin'offmakesLidoquitloserforthreedaysoflickerfreeasair。He'sasplendid,gen'roussoul,JackRaineyis;an'asIsaysatthebeginnin',hefallsasacrificetohisloveforothers,an'
  intryin'athisownexpensetopromotethehappinessan'liftthemburdensofhisfellow-men。'
  "'Thisyeremiscreant,Caribou,'saysTexasThompson,'isamightysighttoopunctiliousaboutthemdrinks;whichthar'snodoubtofit。Dotheylynchhim?'
  "'No,'saysTutt;'fromthecalibreofthegunwhichfirestheleadthatsnatchesRaineyfromus,itiscl'arthatit'sthegentwho'scontendin'withCaribouwhodoesit,Stillpublicopinionissomesouroverlosin'themthreedays,an'soCaribougoeslopin'outofLidosurreptitiousthatsameevenin',an'don'twaitnoneonRainey'sobsequies。CariboumerelysendsregretsbythebarkeepoftheSunflower,reiteratestherighttopayforthemdrink,an'Lidoseeshimnomore。'"
  CHAPTERXV。
  TheDefianceofGeneWatkins。
  "BeIreligiousthata-way?"Moretoembarkhimonsomecurrentofconversationthanfromanygnawingeagernesstodiscoverhiscreed,IhadaimedthequestionatmyOldCattleman。
  "No,"hecontinued,decliningaprofferedcigar,"I'llsmokemyoldpipeto-night。BeIreligious?saysyou。Well,Iain'tshorelylivin'inwhatyou'dcall'grace,'stillIhasmybeliefs。BackinTennesseemyfolksisMethodis',heldtosprinklin'an'sech;
  however,formyse'f,Ineverbanksnoneonthemtechnicalities。It'sdeedsthatcountswithOmnipotence,sameaswithavig'lancecommittee;an',whetheragentissprinkledordippedorisasaversetowaterasHugginsorOldMonte,won'tsettlewhetherhewinsoutaharporahotpitchforkintheeternalbeyond。
  "No,Iain'tabelieverinthatenthoosiasticsensethatfightsitswaytothemourner'sbenchan'manifestsitse'fwithgroansthatdauntshoot-owlsintosilence。Thardon'tappearmanypreachersoutWestinmyday。Nowan'thenoneoftheseyeredivines,who'sgotstrayedordriftedfromhisproperrange,comesbuttin'hiswayintoWolfvillean'putsusupasermon,oratalkee-talkee。Insecheventsweallerslistensrespcetful,an'whenthecontreebutionboxshowsdown,westakes'emontheirwindin'way;butit'sallasmuchforthenameofthecampasanybeliefinthemministrationsdoin'
  localgood。Shore!theseyeresky-scoutsisallrightatthat。ButWolfville'sahard,practicaloutfit,whatyoumightcallaheapobdurate,an'it'sgoin'totakemorethanthemfitfulan'
  o'casionalsermonsIalloodesto,ahourlongan'more'nthreemonthsapartonaav'rage,toreachtherootsofitssoul。WhenI
  looksbackonPeetsan'Enright,an'Boggsan'Tutt,an'TexasThompsonan'Moore,an'Cherokee,tosaynothin'ofColonelSterett,an'recallstheirnacheralobstinacy,an'thecheerfulconceitwherewiththeyadherestotheirsystemsofexistence,Irealizesthatthemordinary,every-daypulpitutterancesofthesortthatsavesan'satisfiestheEast,wouldhaveaboutasmuchser'ouseffectonthemcimmaronpardsofmineasthrowin'wateronadrownedrat。Whichtheylivesirreg'lar,an'they'redootodieirreg'lar,an'iftheycan'tbeadmittedtothepromisedlandirreg'lar,they'reshoredestinedtopitchcampoutside。An'inasmuchasI
  onderstandsthemaforetimecomradesofmine,an'saveysan'esteemstheirways,why,IreckonsI'llstringmygamewiththeirsawholelot,an'getinorgetbarredwithWolfville。
  "No;I'venonotionatallag'instagospelspreader。WhenShortCreekDavegetsreligionoverinTucson,an'descendsonusasaexhorter,althoughIonlyknowsShortCreekthartoforeasthecoldestpokersharpthatevercatchesagentMuffin'ona4-flush,I
  hesitatesnot,butencouragesan'capshisgame。ButIcan'tsaythatthesightofapreacher-gentaffordsmepeace。Apreacherfretsme;notforhimse'fexactly,butyouneverseespreacherswithoutseein'p'licefolks——preachersan'p'licegohandinhand,likeprairiedogsan'rattlesnakes——an'bornasIbeinTennessee,wherewehasourfeudsan'wherelawisainterferencean'neveraprotection,I'mnacherallyloathin'constablescomplete。
  "ButifIain'treligious,"herambledonwhilehepuffedathisBullDurhamvigorously。"youcanreskasmallstackthatneitherI
  ain'tsooperstitious。TakeBoggsan'Cherokee,you-allrecallshowlongagoItellsyouhowsooperstitiousthemtwois。Speakin'ofBoggs,who'sasgoodagentan'astrooafriendasevertouchesyourglass;he'ssooperstitiousfromhiswrought-steelspurstohisbullionhatband。Boggshasmoresignsan'omensthansomefolkshasmoney;everythingisatiporahunchtoBoggs;an'helivessurroundedbyinflooences。
  "Thar'sapeakedoldsportnamedRyderpervadesWolfvilleforawhile。He'ssurlyan'gnurllyan'omeny,Ryderis;an'hasoneofthemawfullookin'faceswherethefeachersisallc'llectedinthemiddleofhisvisage,an'buncheduplikethey'safraidofInjunsorsomethin'elsethatthreatenin'an'hostile——themsortofcountenancesyounotescarvedonthefarendsoffiddles。We-allisaversetoRyder。An'thisyereRyderhimsc'fisthatcontentiousan'
  contradictoryhewon'tagreetonothin'。JesttoshowyouaboutRyder:Ihasinmindoncewhenapasselofusislookin'atapaperthat'scomefloatin'infromtheStates。Thar'sthepictureofacow-puncherintoitwho'sadeadringerforDaveTutt。Fromy'earstohocksthatpictureisTutt;an'tharwe-allbeadmirin'thelikenessan'takin'ourlickerconjunctive。Whilethusspec'latin'
  onthenresemblances,thisyeresouroldmaverick,Ryder,showsupatthebarfornourishment。
  "'Don'ttellRyderabouthowthisyeredeelineationlookslikeTutt,'SaysDocPeets;'I'llsawitoffonhimrawforhisviews,andaskhimwhateverdoeshethinkhimse'f。
  "'Seeyere,Ryder,'saysPeets,shovin'thepaperondertheoldt'rant'ler'snoseashesetsdownhisglass,'whoeverdoesthispictureputyouinmindof?Doesitlooklikeanysportyouknows?'
  "'No,'saysRyder,takin'thepaperan'puttin'onhisspecks,an'
  atthesametimeasthanklessafterhisnose-paintasifhe'dbeenrefoosedthebeverage;'no,itdon'tputmeinmindofnothin'nornobody。Onethingshore,an'you-allhold-upscanropeontothatforafact,itdon'tremindmenoneofDaveTutt。'
  "WhichBoggs,who,asIsays,isallersherdin'ghosts,issooperstitiousaboutoldRyder。That'sstraight;Boggswon'tputdownabetwhilethisRyderperson'sinsight。I'vebeheldBoggs,jestashe'sgothischipsplaced,lookupan'c'llectaglimpseofthemfiddle-feachersofRyder。
  "'Whoop!'saysBoggstoCherokee,whowouldbebehindthebox,an'
  spreadin'hishandsinreemonstrance;'nothin'goes!'An'thenBoggswouldglareatthisRyderpartyontilhe'dfadefromtheroom。
  "He'stimidofBoggs,too,thisyereRyderis;an'asmuchaseverit'sthishorrorofBoggswhichprevailsonhimtoshifthisblanketstoRedDog——thesamebein'alow-downplazainhabitedbydrunkardsan'Mexicans,inproportionsaboutaevenbreakofeach,an'whichassoomesinitsdeliriumtreecnorswaytobearivalofWolfville。
  "'WhichI'mapublicbenefactor,'saysBoggs,whenhe'sinformedthathe'sdonefrozethisRyderoutofcamp,'an'ifyousportsa'preciatesmeatmytroovalyoo,you-allwouldproffermesomesechmementoinebbyasasilvertea-set。Memakin'thisRydervamosisthegreatestpublicimprovementWolfville'sexperiencedsincethelynchin'ofFarCreekStanton。You-allain'ts'fficientlyonthequeevee,astheysaysinFrench,tobeawareofthem'lignantatmospheresofthisyereRyder。He'dhoodooahill,orapine-tree,Ryderwould,letaloneanythin'asonstableasmymethodsofbuckin'
  faro-bank。GonetoRedDog,hashe?Bueno!Heleavesusan'attacheshimse'ftoourenemies。I'llbetapintohossthatsomethin'happenstothemRedDogtarrapinsinsideofaweek。'
  "An',son,whilesaidriotouspropheciesofBoggsdon'timpressmealittlebit,I'mboundtoadmitthatthesecondnightfollowin'theheegiraofthisyereRyder,an'hisadventthata-wayintoRedDog,aoutcastfromtheFloridas,whogoeslocoedasthefrootesofaweekofRedDoggayety,setsfiretothesityooationwhileshootin'
  outthedance-halllamps,an'burnsuphalfRedDog,withthedancehallan'theonlytwos'loonsintheoutfit;tharbyincloodin'everydropofwhiskeyintheholycaust。Itwasawful!Which,ofcoarse,wecomestotherescoo。RedDog'sourfoe;buttharbec'lamities,son,whichleavesnoroominthehoomanheartforanythin'butpity。An'
  thisisone。Wolfvillerollsouttheneedednose-paintforRedDog,desolatedasIsays,an'holdsthefraternalglasstotheRedDoglipstillitsfreightersbringsrelieffromTucson。"Allthesame,whileasIassuresyouthar'snothin'sooperstitiousaboutme,I
  can'the'p,whenRedDogburnsthata-way,butthinkofthembluffsofBoggsaboutthisyereoldRyderpartybein'ahoodoo。Shore!itconfirmsBoggsinthemweaknesses。An'heevenwaxespuffedupan'
  putsondogaboutit;an'ifeverthar'sadispooteaboutoneofhisomens——an'thar'salotfromtimetotime,becauseBoggsisplumbreedic'lousasto'em——heupsan'staggersthecampbydemandin','Don'tIcalltheturnthattimewhenRydergoesretreatin'overtoRedDog?IfIdon't,I'llturnChinkan'openalaundry。'
  "Speakin'ofomens,ofcoursetharbesome,asItellyouyeretoforeinthatWolfvillebookyou'vedoneprinted,socommonan'practicaleverygentmustyieldto'em。Thar'splaceswheremeresooper。
  stitiongetsupfromthetable,an'mule-sensetakesitsseat。IfI
  meetsagentevolvin'outcriesofglee,an'walkin'onbothsidesofthestreet,an'mostlikelyemptyin'aColt'spistolatthefirmament,an'allwithoutobv'ouscause,Idedoocesthepresenceinthatgent'sinteriorofalib'ralfreightofnose-paint。If,asI'mproceedin'aboutmydestinies,Ihearsthevoiceofagun,Iarguestheexistenceofaweeponinmyvicinity。Iftheleadtharfromcutsmysaddle-horn,orcreasesmypony,orplugsadoubleholeinmysombrero,orsomesechlittleplay,Idiestoatheerythattheknighterrantwho'sbackoftheracketmeansme,onlimbersmyfieldpiece,an'entersintothesperitoftheeepisode。WhichIgivesyouthisinalmostthemverywordsbefore。Still,signsan'omensinwhatDocPeetswouldtermtheir'occultisms,'Ipassesup。I
  wouldn'tliveinthemapprehensionsthatbeleaguersBoggsforafullherdofthree-year-olds。"WhichI'llneverforgetthemeloocidationsberightonfoldsonBoggsoneevenin'aboutthemournin'an'thehowlin'ofsomehound-dogsthat'sbeensendin'thrillsthroughBoggs。It'swhensomeoutfitofmountebanksisgivin'ashowcalled'UncleTom'sCabin,'overtoHuggins'BirdCageOp'ryHouse,an'
  theseyeresaddenin'canines——big,lop-y'earedhound-dogs,theybe——
  worksinthepiece。
  "'Doyou-allhearthemhound-clogsa-mournin'an'a-bayin'lastevenin'?'askedBoggsofEnright。
  "'Shore!Ihears'em,'saysEnright。
  "Enright,thata-way,isallerscombatin'ofBoggs'sooperstitions。
  Ashesays,ifsomebodydon'theadBoggsoff,themdeloosionsspreads,an'thefirstnewsyougets,Wolfville'sholdin'table-
  tippin'san'isgoin'allspraddledoutonseancesan'sim'larimbecilities,sameasthemsperit-rappin'hold-upsoneencountersintheEast。Insechevent,RedDog'sdootodeemuslocoed,an'couldtreatuswithjestifieddisdain。Enrightdon'taimtoallowWolfville'sgoodrepootetobogdowntoanysechextent,nonewhatever;an'sostand'sintoprotectboththecampan'poreBoggshimse'ffromBoggs'weirdan'ranikabooidees。SoEnrightsaysag'in:'Shore!Ihears'em。An'whatofit?Can'tyou-allletaporepuphowl,whenhisheartislowan'hisdestiniesmostlikelyhasgottangledintheirrope?'
  "'jestthesame,'saysBoggs,'themoutcriesoftheirsmakesmefeelaheapambiguous。I'mdrawin'kyardstoapa'roffoursthatfirsthowltheyemits,an'Ismellsbadluckan'thinkstomyse'f,"Here'swhereyougetkilledtoodeadtoskin!"ButasItakesinthreeaces,an'astheharvesttharofiscrowdin'hardtowardstwohundreddollars,Iconcloodes,final,themdogsdon'thavemeontheirmindafterall;an'soI'mappeasedawholelot。Still,I'mcur'oustoknowwhateverthey'rehowlin'aboutanyhow。'
  "'Whichyou'retooconceited,Boggs,'saysTutt,cuttin'inonthepowwow。'You-allisallersthinkin'everythin'meansyou。Now,I
  hearsthemdogshowlin',an'havin'beheldthespectacletheyperformsin,Isorto'allowsthey'resorrowin'overtheirdisgracefulemployment——sorto''shamedoftheirgame。An'wellthemdogsmightbebowedinsperit!foramoremendaciousan'lyin'
  meelodramythansaid"UncleTom'sCabin,"Ineveryetpaysfourwhitechipstosee;an'I'mfromIllinoy,an'wasaAbeLincolnmanan'arankblackab'litionistbesides。'
  "'Seein'IonceownsacoupleofhundredGuineas,'saysEnright,'myfeelin'sag'inslaverynevermountssohighasTutt's;butasforeloocidatin'themdog-songsthat'ssetyournervestomillin',Boggs,it'seasy。Wheneveryou-allhearsadogmournin'an'howlin'
  likethemhound-pupsdoeslastnight,that'sbecausehesmellssomethin'hecan'tlocate;an'nacherallyhe'sagitatedtharby。Nowyereafter,neverletyourimaginationpullitspicket-pinthata-
  way,an'gotocavortin''roundpermiscus——don'tgoromancin'offonanyofthemghostround-upsyou'readdictedto。Thar'sthewholegroosomemyst'rylaidb'ar;thempupsmerelysmellsthingstheycan'tlocate,an'itfrets'em。'
  "'Nonetheless,'remarksCherokeeHall,'whileIreckonsEnrightgivesusthec'rrectlineondogsthatgetsaudiblethata-way,an'
  onravelsthemhowlsinalltheirmeanin's,IconfessesI'maheaplikeBoggsaboutsigns。Mebby,asIsaysprior,it'sbecauseI'makyardsharpan'allersfacesmyfootureoverafarolayout。Anyhow,signsan'omenspressesonme。Foronething,I'msooperstitiousaboutmakin'ofonyoosalarrangementstoprotectmyplay。Ineveryettriestocinchaplay,an'nevernotesanybodyelsetry,butwe-
  allquitsloser。Itain'tnouse。Everygent,fromhiscradletohiscoffin,hasgottotakeagambler'schance。Lifeislikestud-poker;
  an'Destiny'sgotanaceburiedeverytime。Iteitherout-lucksyouorout-playsyouwheneverit'ssoinclined;an'itseemsallerssoinclined,Destinydoes,jestasyou'reflatterin'yourse'fyou'vegotashorething。Agent'sboundtoplayfa'rwithDestiny;hecanputabetdownonthat。Youcan'tholdsixkyards;youcan'tdealdouble;youcan'tplaynocoldhands;youcan'tbluffDestiny。Allyou-allcandoishumblyan'meeklypickupthefivekyardsthatbelongstoyou,an'inasperitofthankfulnessan'praise,an'
  franklyadmittin'thatyou'reluckytobeallowedtoplayatall,doyourlowlybesttharwith。Ain'tIright,Doc?'An'Cherokee,lookin'
  warman'earnest,turnstoPeets。
  "'AsabsolootelyrightasthesightsofaSharp'srifle,'saysPeets;'an',whileI'mnotyeretorenderyougiddywithencomiums,Cherokee,youshoreoughttoexpandthemsentimentsintoalecture。'
  "'Jestto'llustratemymeanin','resoomsCherokee,'letmeonbosommyse'fastowhathappensapartybackinPoseyCounty,Injeanny。
  I'mplumbcallowatthetime,bein'onlyaboutthesizean'valyooofapa'roffives。butI'mplentyimpressedbythemeventsI'mabouttorecount,an'themem'ryisfreshenoughforyesterday。Buttocomeflutterin'frommyperch。Thar'sasportwhomakeshishome-
  campinthathamletwhichfostersmyinfancy;thatis,he'stharaboutsixmonthsintheyear。Hislongsuitisplayin'theponies——
  hecanbeattheraces;an'wherehefallsdownisfaro-bank,whichneverfailstofreezetoallthecoinhechangesin。That'sthepalin'offhisfence;faro-bank。Heneverdoestriumphatitonct。
  An'stillthedevicehashimlocoed;hecan'tletitalone。Jestsoshorelyashefindsafaro-bank,jestsoshorelyhesetsinag'instit,an'jestsoshorelyheain'tgotatail-featherleftwhenhequits。
  "'Theracesisoverfortheseason。It'sthefirstsnowofwinterontheground,whenoursportcomestrailin'intomakehisannyooalcamp。He'saboutsixthousanddollarsstrong;for,asIstates,hepicksbossesright。An'he'sbeenthinkin',too;thisyeresportI'mrelatin'of。He'sbeenroominatin'thebalefuleffectsoffaro-bankinhisspeshulcase。Heknowsit'snousehimsayin'hewontbuckthegame。Thisperson'smadethemvowsbefore。An'theyholdshimaboutlikecobwebsholdsacow——lastsaboutaslongasadrinkofwhiskey。He'sbound,intheveryirreg'laritiesofhisnacher,an'
  thedeadlyidlenessofawinterwithnothin'todobutthink,togototransactin'faro-bank。An',asahigh-steppin'patriotoncesays,"jedgin'ofthefooturebythepast,"oursport'sgoin'tobeskinnedalive——chewedup——comparedtohimaDiggerInjunwillloomupinthematteroffinancelikeaSteveGirard。An'heknowsit。
  Whereforethisyerecraftysharpstartsintocinchaplay;startsintodefyfate,an'ropeupan'brandthefooture,foratleastsixmonthstocome。An',jestasIargues,Destinyacceptsthechallengeofthisvainglorioussharp;accceptsitwithagrin。Yere'swhathedoes,an'yere'swhatcomestopass。"'Ourwise,forethoughtfulsportseeksouttherobberwhokeepsthetavern。"TheponieswillbebackinMay,"sayshe,"an'I'mperishin'ofcur'ositytoknowhowmuchmoneyyoudemandstofeedan'sleepmetillthen。"Thetavernmannamesthebundle,an'thethoughtfulsportmakesgood。Thenhestiffensthebarkeepforabouttendrinksadayontiltheadventofthemponies。Followin'which,hesearchesoutatailorshopan'
  accoomulatesalibh'raltrousseau,an'hasitpackeddowntothetavernan'filedawayinhisrooms。"Thar!"hesays;"whichI
  reckonsnowI'mstrongenoughtogothedistance。Notevenabracegameoffaro-bank,noryetanysim'lardead-fall,prevailsag'instme。Iflattersmyse'f;foronctinaway,I'veorganizedmydestiniessothat,forsixmonthsatleast,they'vedonegottoruntroo。""'It'saftersupper;oursport,who'sbeensobusyalldaytreein'thechancesan'runnin'of'emoutonalimb,isloafin'
  aboutthebar。O'casionallyhecongratulateshimse'fonhavin'alongheadlikeamule;thenag'inheoneasilyrevertstothefarogamethat'stossin'an'heavin'withallsortso'goodan'badluckjestacrossthestreet。
  "'Atfirsthe'splumbinflex'blethata-way,an'isgoin'todenyhimse'ftofaro-bank。Hewaxesquiteheroicaboutit,oursportdoes;aconditionofsperits,bytheway,I'veallersnoticedispronetoimmejetlyprecedecompletec'llapse。
  "'Theseyerereformthoughtsofoursportconsoomesahour。Aboutthattime,however,heengageshimse'fwiththefifthdrinkofnose-
  paint。Tharuponfaro-banktakesonadifferenttint。Hisattitoodetowardsthatamoosementbecomesenlarged;atleasthedecideshe'llpranceoversomean'takeafalloutofitfor,say,ahundredorsoeitherway,merelytoseeifhisluck'sasblackasformer。An'overcapersoursport。
  "'It'sthesameoldsongbythesameoldmockin'-bird。Atseconddrinktimefollowin'midnightoursportisbroke。Ashegetsupan'
  stretches'roundawholelotinahalf-disgustedway,hestillcan'the'pexultin'onhowplumbcunnin'he'sbeen。"Idon'tsaythisinanysperitofderision,"heremarkstothedealerhe'sbeensettin'
  opp'sitetoforeighthours,an'whomanoovershisfiscalover-
  throw,asaforesaid,"an'shorelywithnointenttomortifyawolflikeyou-all,who'sasremorselessashe'sgame,butIforeseesthisracketan'insuresforitsdefeat。Youfiggersyou'vedownedme。
  Mebbyso。Allthesame,I'vegotmygamestakedoutsothatIeats,drinks,sleeps,an'wearsclothestillthecomin'ofthemponies;
  an'you,an'theangelsabove,an'thedemonsdownonderthesea,ispowerlesstoputacrimpinthemcalc'lations。I'vegotthenextsixmonthspris'ner;I'veturnedthekeysonto'emsameasifthey'reinacalaboose。An'nopowercanrescoo'emnone;an'theycan'tbreakjail。"
  "'An'jesttoshowyou-all,'continyoosCherokee,afterpausin'totipthebottleforaspoonful,aswellasletthesityooationsorto'trickleintousinallitsoutlines——Cherokeeisplentygraphicthata-way,an'knowshowtoframeupthemrecitalssotheytakeseffect——'an'jesttoshowyou,asIremarksformer,thateverygentisboundtotakeagambler'schancean'thatshore-thingsdon'texist,letmeaskyouwhathappens?Ourconfidentsportain'thardlygotthatbluffhumgupbefore——"Inglegojang!inglegojang!"goesthechurchbellinalarm;thetavern'stookfirean'burnsplumbtotheground;drinks,chuck,bed,raiment,thewholebunchoftricks;an'
  thar'sourwisesportoutinthesnowan'nothin'butablackruckofsmokin'ruinstoremindhimofthatcinchofhis。
  "'It'salessontohim,though。Ashestandstharmeditatin'ontheexpectednessoftheunexpected,heobservestohimse'f,"Providence,ifsominded,canbeataroyalflush;an'anygentholdin'contraryviewsisaliar,amen!"'
  "'Good,Cherokee!'saysTexasThompson,asCherokeecomestoahalt;
  'I'myeretoobserveyou'reamightyexcellentracontoor。Yere'slookin'atyou!'an'Thompsonraiseshisglass。
  "'Icatchesyoureye,'saysCherokee,aheappleased,ashep'litelycaromshisglassag'inThompson's。
  "'ButCherokee,'whispersFaroNell,fromwhereshe'sclostbyhisside,'ifthar'ssomethin'Idesiresawholelot,an'isdoin'mylevelbesttodeservean'keepitallmylife,doyou-allreckonnowthatProvidenceupsan'throwsmedown?'
  "'Notyou,Nell,'saysCherokee,ashesmilesonFaroNell,an'kindo'surreptitiouspatsherhar;'notyou。Providenceguidesyourgamean'guaranteesit。I'monlydiscussin'ofmen。It'soneofthebestthingsaboutbothProvidencean'woman,an'tothecreditofallconcerned,thattheyallersagrees——allersgoeshandinhand。'
  "'An'thatlastutteranceisafact,'observesDaveTutt,who'sbeeninteresteddeep。'WhenIfirstwedsTucsonJenniethattime,I
  doubtsthemtenets。That'soverayearago,an'youbetI'msettin'
  yereto-dayinpossessionofanewfaith。Ittakestimetoteachme,butInowseesthatTucsonJennie'stheonfalterin'mouth-pieceofeternaltrooth;thefullpartnerofProvidence,a-holdin'downthepostoflookout;an'thatwhenshesetsforththings,themthingsisdecreedan'foreordained。'"
  Andnowmyfriendlapsedintosilenceandbegantoreloadhispipe。
  "IusedtosmokeLoneJackoutontheplains,"hemurmured,"ormebbyFrootesan'Flowers;butIdon'tknow!IfiggersthisyereBullDurham'sgotmoreforceofchar'cter。"
  Thencamemoresilence。Butthenightwasyoung;IwasdisposedtohearfurtherofWolfvilleanditsworthycitizens。Myreadiestmethodwastoputforthaquestion。
  "Buthowaboutyourself?"Iasked。"Doyou,likeHallandBoggs,believethatHeavenespeciallyinterfereswiththeplansofman;orthatachallenge,directorotherwise,tothePowersAbove,isliabletoearnreply?"
  "Istatesag'in,"heretorted,puffingacalmativecloudthewhile,"Istatesag'in:Thar'snosooperstitionridin'therangesofmybreast。YetIseesenoughinalongan'moreorlesseventfullife——
  nottosayanill-employedlife——toknowthatProvidencepacksagun;an',asmorethanonescofferfindsout,shedon'tgoheeledforfun。Thar'sthatGeneWatkins,whogetskilledbylightnin'overbytheEagleClawthattime;downedforblasphemin',heis。"
  "LetmehearaboutthisWatkins,"Iurged;"nooneismoreinterestedinthedoingsofProvidencethanI。"
  "WhichfromwhatlittleInotesofyou,"heobserved,regardingmewithaglanceofdubious,soursuspicion,"you-allshoreoughttobe。An'I'lltellyouonething:IfProvidenceevergetsweariedofthewayyouacts——an'itain'tnoneonlikely——youmightaswellsetinyourchipsan'quit。
  "ButastothisyereWatkins:Idon'tknowaboutthewisdomofburdenin'youwithWatkins。It'sgettin'plentylate,an'I'msomefatiguedmyse'f;Imustbeorganizin'tobedmyse'fdownalotforthenight。Iain'tsocap'bleofsleeplessnessasIam'waybackyonderintheyearswhenI'mworkin'cattlealongtheoldJonesan'
  Plummertrail。However,itwon'ttakelong,thisWatkinskillin';
  an'seein'mymoodsisinthesaddlethata-way,Imayaswellletyouhaveit。Thisyereain'tastoryexackly;it'smorelikeaaneckdote;butitallersstrikesmeassheddin'arayonthemspeshulProvidences。
  "ThisWatkinsisamereyooth;hejumpsintoWolfvillefromtheTexasPanhandle,where,it'srumored,he'sbeenoverfreewithagun。However,thatdon'tbotherusabit。Arizonaconductsherse'fontheprincipleofeverybodyridin'hisownsign-camps,an'sheain'troundin'upescapedfelonsfornocommoonitybutherse'f。
  "ThefirsttimeIseesthisWatkinspartyisoneevenin'whenhesa'ntersdownthemiddleaisleoftheBirdCageOp'ryHouse,withhislariatinhishands,an'tossestheloopoveraladywho'sjestthenrenderin'thatgoodoldhymn:
  "Inthedaysofold,thedaysofgold,Thedaysofforty-nine!
  "It'smightydiscouragin',thisWatkinsbreakin'inonthemmelodies。It'smorethandiscouragin',it'sscand'lous。Theloopisabitbig,an'fallscl'ardownan'fastenstothiscantatricebythefetlocks。An'thenthislocoedWatkinsturnsloosetopullheroverthefootlights。Whichtheworstis,havin'herbytheheels,an'shesettin'downthata-way,hepullsthatladyoverthefootlightsthewrongway。
  "It'satthisepock,JackMoore,whoinhiscapac'tyofmarshalisdomineerin'aboutdowninfront,whacksWatkinsovertheheadwithhissix-shooter,an'thelady'ssaved。
  "'Whatbeyou-alltryin'todowiththisdiva?'demandsMooreoftheWatkinsparty。
  "'WhichI'menamoredofher,'saysthisyereWatkins,'an'thar'saheapofthingsIwasaimin'topourintoheryears。Butnowyou'vedonepoundedmeontopwiththatgun,theyallgetsjoltedoutofmymind。'
  "'Jestthesame,'saysMoore,'ifIwasyou,I'dtakethesaddleoffmyemotions,an'hobble'emouttorestsome。MeanwhileI'dthinkupanewsystem。You-alllacksreticence;alsoyou'reaheaptoomuchdisposedtokeepyourse'finthepubliceye。Idon'tknowhowitisinTexas,butyereinArizonaagentwhogetstoocel'bratedgetsshot。Also,ImightaddinconcloosionthatyourPanhandlenotionsofagoodwaytogetconfidenshulwithaladydon'tobtainnoneyere——theydon'tgo。An'soIwarnsyou,neverexpressyourfeelin'swithalariatinthistheayternomore。Wolfvilleyieldsleeniencytoign'ranceonce,butneverag'in。'
  "But,asI'msayin';aboutthisWatkinsoverontheEagleClaw:
  Thar'sahalf-dozenofus——afloatin'outfitwebe,ridin'therange,pickin'upwhatcalvesmissesthespringbrandin'——an'we'rebringin'alongmebbythreehundredcowsan'half-growncalves,an'
  headin'forthebar-B-eight——that'sEnright'sbrand——corraltomarkthecalves。It'slateinAugust,jestatthebeginnin'oftherains。
  Thar'sastorm,an'everybody'sinthesaddle,plumbdowntothecook,tryin'toholdthebunch。It'sflashonflashoflightnin';
  an'thunderfollowin'ontheheelsofthunder-clap。Aswe-alliscirklin'thelittleherd,an'singin'to'emtorestoretheirreasonwithsoundstheysaveys,tharcomesamostinord'nateflashoflightnin',an'acrashofthunderlikeamountainfallin';itsorto'standsusuponourhocks。Itmakestheporecattlebattheireyes,an'almostknockstheirhornsoff。
  "Thar'samomentofsilencefollowin';an'thenthisyereontamedWatkins,tossin'hishandatthesky,shoutsout:
  "'Blazeaway!mygray-headcreator!You-allhasbeenshootin'atmefortwentyyears;youain'thitmeyet!'
  "WatkinsisclosetoBoggswhenhecutsloosethisyeredefiance;
  an'itsimplyscaresBoggscold!He'safraidhe'llgetpickedoffalongwithWatkins。Boggs,inhisfrenzy,pullshissix-shooter,an'
  goestodictatin'withittowardsWatkins。
  "'Pullyourfreight,'roarsBoggs;'don'tyoustaynearmenone。
  Get,orI'llgiveyoueveryloadinthegun。'
  "ThisWatkinspersonspurshiscayouseaway;atthesametimehe'slaughin'atBoggs,deemin'histerrorsthata-wayasreedic'lous。Ashedoes,astreakofwhitefirecomesdown,straightasablazin'
  arrer,an'withitsechawhirlofthunder,whichIthoughttheearthhadsplit!An'itshorelyrunsthedevil'sbrandonWatkins。
  "Whenwerecovers,tharhelies;dead——an'hisponydeadwithhim。
  An'hemusthavegotthelimit;for,son,theveryrowelsofhisspursismelted。Rightinthemiddleofhisleatherhat-band,whereitcovershisfore'ead,thar'sburnedaholeaboutthesizeofa44-
  calibrebullet;that'swheretheboltgoesin。Iremembers,aswegathers'round,howBoggspicksupthehat。It'sstoppedrainin'ofasudden,an'thestarsisshowin'twoorthree,wherethecloudsispartin'away。Boggsstandstharlookin'firstatthesky,an'thenatthehatwheretheholeis。Thenheshakeshishead。'She'salongshot,butacenterone,'saysBoggs。"
  CHAPTERXVI。
  ColonelSterett'sWarRecord。
  Ithadbeendarkandovercastastoskies;theweather,however,wasfoundsereneandbalmyenough。AsIclimbedthestepsaftermyafternooncanter,IencounteredtheOldCattleman。Hewasre-
  locatingoneofthebigverandachairsmoretohiscomfort,andthebettertoenjoyhistobacco。HegavemeaglanceasIcameup。
  "Them'smightypunyspurs,"heobservedwithaneyeofhalfcommiseration,halfdisdain;"them'sshorereedic'lous。Whichthey'ddestroyyourstandin'withacowpony,utter。He'dfillupwithcontemptforyoulikeawater-holeinApril。Shore!it'stherowels;
  theyoughterbeaboutthesizean'shapeofamornin'star,themrowelshad。Thenagentmighthopeforaction。An'whyeverdon'tyou-allwearleatherchappsthata-way,insteadofthemjimcrowbootsan'trousers?They'replumbamoosin',themgarmentsbe。No,I
  onderstands;youdon'tgochargin'aboutinthebreshan'don'tneedchapps,butstillyououghterdon'emforthelooks。Thar'sawrongan'arightwaytodo;an'chappsisright。Thar'sJohnnyCookoftheTurkeyTrack;he'slikeyou;hecontemnschapps。Johnnychargesintoawirefenceonemidnight,sorto'sidlesintosaidboundaryfullsurge;afterthatJohnnywearschappsallright。Doesithurthim?Son,themwirest'arsenoughhideoffJohnny,fromsome'ersaboutthehock,tomakeasaddlecover,an'helosesbloodsufficienttopaintahouse。Hecomesmightyneargoin'shyalaigonthedeal。It'salessononc'rrectcostumesthatJohnnydon'tsoonforget。
  "No,Ineverridesahossnonenow。TheseyereEasternsaddlesain'ttherightmodel。Whichthey'saheaptoolowinthecantlean'toolowinthehorn。An'themstirrupleathersistooshort,an'twoinchestoofarfor'ard。Ineverdoesgradeover-highforridin'ahoss,evenatmybest。No,Idon'tgetpitchedoffmore'niscomin'
  tome;still,Iain'tp'intedouttotenderfeetasno'Centaur'asDocPeetscalls'em。Igetsalongwithoutbuckin'straps,an'myfriendsdon'thavetotienorollofblanketsacrossmysaddle-horn,an'that'saboutthebestIcanreport。
  "TexasThompsonmostlikelyisthechiefequestr'anofWolfville。
  OnetimeTexasmakesawagerofagallonoflickerwithJackMoore,an'son!yere'swhatTexasdoes。Iseeshimwiththeseeyes。Texastakeshisropean'tiesdownabronco;onetherecordwhereofisthathe'sthattoomultuousnoonecanridehim。Mostgentswouldhaveduckedatthenameofthisyeresteed,thesamebein'
  'Dynamite。'ButTexasmakesthebetImentions,an'laysforthisonroolycayousewithalltheconfidenceofvirgingoldthata-way。
  "Texasropesan'tieshimdownan'cinchesthesaddleontohimwhilehe'slayin'thar;Tuttkneelin'onhislocoedheaddoorin'theceremony。ThenTuttthrowshimloose;an'whenhegetsuphenacherallyriseswithTexasThompsononhisback。
  "First,thatbroncostandsinadaze,an'Texastakesadvantageofhistrancetolaytwosilverdollarsonthesaddle,oneondereachofhislaigs。An'final,youshouldshorelyhavebeheldthatbroncoputhisnosebetweenhislaigsan'archhimse'fan'buck!Reg'larworm-fencebuckin'itis;an'whenheain'thittin'theground,he'sshoreabundantinthatatmospherealot。
  "Inthemidstoftheseyereflights,whichthesameisenoughtostim'latetheimaginationofaApache,Texas,asca'man'onmovedastheSpanishPeaks,rollsan'lightsacigarette。Thenhepicksupthebridlean'givesthatroysterin'broncojestenoughoftheMexicanbittofillhismouthwithbloodan'hismindwithdoubts,an'stopshim。WhenTexasswingstotheground,themtwosilverdollarscomesjinglin'along;whichheholds'emtothesaddlethata-waythroughoutthemexercises。It'sthemdollarsan'thecigarettethatraisesthelickerissuebetweenJackan'Texas;an'ofcourse,Texasquitswinnerforthenose-paint。"
  Ihadsettledbythistimeintoachairconvenienttomyreminiscentcompanion,andrelishingtherestfuleaseafteratwenty-milerun,decidedtoprolongthetalk。Feelingforsubjects,Ibecametentativelycuriousconcerningpolitics。
  "Cowpeople,"saidmyfriend,"neversaveyspol'tics。Iwouldn'tgiveaMexicansheep——whichisthethingoflowestvalyooIknowsofexceptMexicansthemse'fs——ortheviewsofanycow-puncheronthemquestionsofstate。Youcangamblean'maketheroofthelimit,themopinions,whenyou-alloncegets'emroundedup,wouldbeshoreloodicrous,nottosayfootile。
  "Now,we-allwolvesofWolfvilleusedtoletColonelSterettdoourpolit'calyelpin'forus;sorto'tookhiswordforp'sitionan'
  stoodpattharon。It'sintheRedLighttheveryevenin'whenTexassubdoosthatbronco,an'letsthewheyoutenJackMooretotheextentofsaidjugofValleyTan,thatColonelSterettgoesoffataroundroad-gaitonthisyereverytopicofpol'tics,an'windsupbytellin'usofhisattitood,personal,doorin'thecivilwar,an'thedebtheowessomeGen'ralnamedWheelerforsavin'ofhislife。
  "'Pol'tics,'remarksColonelSterettonthato'casion,re-fillin'
  hisglassfortheseveralethtime,'jestnacherallyoozesfromaeditor,asyou-allwhoreadsreg'larlytheCoyoteb'arswitness;
  he'ssaturatedwithpol'ticssameasHugginsiswithwhiskey。Asformyse'f,asidefrommyvocationsofthemtripods,pol'ticsisinborninme。Igets'emfrommygrandfather,astallasportan'ashigh-
  rollin'astatesmanaseverpacksabowieorwinsthebeefatashootin'matchinoldKaintucky。Yes,sir,'saystheColonel,anthar'sapensivelookinhiseyeslikehe'scountin'upthatancestor'smeritsinhismem'ry;'pol'ticswithmethat-awayisshorecongenital。'
  "'Congenital!'saysDanBoggs,an'histonesisaheapsatisfact'ry;
  'an'thar'sawordthat'sgoodenoughforadog。IreckonsI'lltieitdownan'branditintomybunchrightyere。'
  "'Mygrandfather,'goesontheColonel,'isaJacksonman;fromthetopofthedeckplumbdowntothehockkyard,he'snothin'butJackson。Thisyereattitoodofmygrandsire,an'himcampedintheswarmin'midstofaHenryClaycountry,isfrootfulofadventuresan'callsforplentynerve。ButtheoldSpartangoesthrough。
  "'Oftenasachild,thatoldgenthasdonetookmeonhiskneean'
  toldmehowhemeetsupfirstwithGen'ralJackson。He'sgoin'downtheriverinoneofthemlittleoldsteamboatsofthatday,an'theboatisshorecrowded。Mygrandfatherhastosleeponthefloor,asanymoreinthebunkswouldmeanastruggleforlifean'death。
  Thar'splentyofbunklessgents,however,besideshim,an'ashesinksintothemsoundan'dreamlessslumberswhichistheher'tageoffolkswhoseconsciencesruntrop,hehears'emdrinkin'an'
  talkin'an'barterin'mendacity,an'argyfyin'pol'ticsonallsides。
  "'Mygrandfathersleepsonforhours,an'isonlyarousedfromthemtorpors,final,bysomesportchunkin'himathumpintheback。Theoldlionissleepin'onhisface,thata-way,an'whenhegetsmauledlikeIrelates,hewakesupan'goestostruggletohisfeet。
  "'"Barsan'buffaloes!"saysmygrandfather;"whatever'sthat?"
  "'"Laystill,stranger,"saysthepartywhosmiteshim;"I'veonlygottwotogo。"
  "'That'swhatitis。It'sacoupleofgentsplayin'seven-up;an'
  bein'crowded,theyyootilizesmygrandfatherforatable。Thissportisswingin'theacefortheopp'siteparty'sjack,an'heboardshiskyardwiththatenthoosiasmitcomesmightyclosttodislocatin'myoldgent'sshoulder。Buthe'sthelastKaintuckiantogointerfcrin'withthereecreationsofothers,sohelaystharstillan'pronetillthehand'splayedout。
  "'"High,jack,game!"saysthestranger,countin'up;"thatputsmeoutan'oneoverforlannyap。"
  "'Thisyereseven-upgentturnsouttobeGen'ralJackson,an'himan'mygrandfathercampsdowninacorner,drinksupthequartofCincinnatiRectifiedwhichisthestakes,an'becomesmootuallyacquainted。An',gents,Isaysitwithpride,theherooftheHoss-
  shoe,an'thewalloperofthemEnglishatNewOrleanstakestomygrandfatherlikeahoneysuckletoafrontporch。
  "'Mygrandfathercomesplentynearforfeitin'thengoodopinionsoftheGen'ral,though。It'sthenextday,an'thatancestorofminean'theGen'ralisrecoverin'themse'fsfromtheconversationofthenightbeforewithaglassortwooftanzybitters,whenalady,whodescendsontheboatatMadison,comesbulgin'intothegents'
  cabin。Thecaptainan'twoorthreeoftheboat'sfolkstriestoherdherintothewomen'scabin;butshewithers'emwithalook,breshes'emaside,an'stampedesalonginamongthemen-peoplelikeIexplains。Aboutfortyof'em'ssmokin';an'astobaccoisafav'riteweaknessofthetribeofSterett,mygrandfatherissmokin'
  too。
  "'"Iwantsyou-alltomaketheseyeremiscreantsstopsmokin',"saystheladytothecaptain,whofollowsalongthinkin'mebbyhegetsherheadedrightaftershe'shadherrunoutan'tiresdownsome。
  "You'rethecaptainofthistub,"saysthelady,"an'Idemandsmyrights。Makethesebarb'rousmiscreantsstopsmokin',orIleavestheboatag'inrightyere。"
  "'Thelady'splumbfierce,an'herface,whichissternan'heroic,carriesacapac'tyfortroublelurkin''roundinit,sameasoneofthembaldhornet'snestsonabeechlimb。Nacherallymygrandfather'sgazegetsrivetedonthisladyawholelot,hispipehangin'forgetfulfromhislips。Thelady'seyesallatoncecomesdownonmygrandfather,partic'laran'personal,likeamilk-crockfromahighshelf。
  "'"An'Imeansyouspeshul,"saysthelady,p'intin'thefingerofscornatmygrandfather。"Theideeofyoustandin'tharsmokin'inmyveryface,an'meatotterin'invalid。Itshorelyshowsyouain'tnothin'butabrute。IfIwasyourwifeI'dgiveyoup'isen。"
  "'"Whichifyouwasmywife,I'dshoretakeit,"saysmygrandfather;forthemepithetsspurshimontheraw,an'heforgetshe'sagent,thata-way,an'letsflythisyereretortbeforehecangivehimse'fthecurb。
  "'Themomentmygrandfathermakesthemobservations,theladycatchesherface——whichasItellsyouisacrossbetweenagridironan'asteeltrap——withbothherhands,shakesherha'rdownherback,an'cutslooseascreamwhich,likeab'arinahawg-pen,carriesallbeforeit。Thenshefallsintothecaptain'sarmsan'
  ordershimtopackheroutondeckwhereshecanfaint。
  "'"Whateverbeyou-allinsultin'thisyereladyfor?"saysapassenger,turnin'onmygrandfatherlikeacrateofwildcats。
  "WhichI'mtheRoarin'WolverineofSmokyBottoms,an'Iwaitsforareply。"
  "'Mygrandfatherisstandin'tharsomeconfoosedan'wroughtup,an'
  aswarmasawolf,thinkin'howorneryhe'sbeenbygettin'acridwiththatlady。Thewayhefeels,thisyereRoarin'Wolverinepartycomesfor'ardasaboon。Theoldgentsimplyfallsuponhim,jawan'
  claw,an'goestosmashin'furniturean'fixin'swithhim。
  "'TheRoarin'Wolverineallowsafter,whenhiman'mygrandfatherdrinksatoddyan'comparesnotes,whileajack-laigdoctorwho'saboardsewstheRoarin'Wolverine'sy'earbackon,thathethinksatthetimeit'stheboatblowin'up。
  "'"She'sshorethevividestskrimmageIeverpartic'patesin,"saystheRoarin'Wolverine;"an'thebusiest。Iwouldn'thavemisseditforasmallclayfarm。"
  "'ButGen'ralJacksonwhenhecomesbackfromofferin'condolencestothelady,looksdignifiedan'shakeshisheadaheapgrave。