DAWKER。[Withabroadgrin]No。I'vegotamemoryforfaces。
  CHLOE。Isayyouare。
  DAWKER。[Turningtogo]Ifthat'sall,youneedn'thavetroubledmetocome。
  CHLOE。No。Don'tgo![Withafaintsmile]Youareplayingagamewithme。Aren'tyouashamed?WhatharmhaveIdoneyou?Doyoucallthiscricket?
  DAWKER。No,mygirl——business。
  CHLOE。[Bitterly]WhathaveItodowiththisquarrel?Icouldn'thelptheirfallingout。
  DAWKER。That'syourmisfortune。
  CHLOE。[Claspingherhands]You'reacruelfellowifyoucanspoilawoman'slifewhoneverdidyouanounceofharm。
  DAWKER。Sotheydon'tknowaboutyou。That'sallright。Now,lookhere,Iservemyemployer。ButI'mfleshandblood,too,andI
  alwaysgiveasgoodasIget。Ihatethisfamilyofyours。There'snonametoobadfor'emtocallmethislastmonth,andnolookstooblacktogiveme。Itellyoufrankly,Ihate。
  CHLOE。There'sgoodinthemsameasinyou。
  DAWKER。[Withagrin]There'snogoodHornblowerbutadeadHornblower。
  CHLOE。But——butImnotone。
  DAWKER。You'llbethemotherofsome,Ishouldn'twonder。
  CHLOE。[Stretchingoutherhand-pathetically]Oh!leavemealone,do!I'mhappyhere。Beasport!Beasport!
  DAWKER。[Disconcertedforasecond]Youcan'tgetatme,sodon'ttryiton。
  CHLOE。Ihadsuchabadtimeinolddays。
  [DAWKERshakeshishead;hisgrinhasdisappearedandhisfaceislikewood。]
  CHLOE。[Panting]Ah!do!Youmight!You'vebeenfondofsomewoman,Isuppose。Thinkofher!
  DAWKER。[Decisively]Itwon'tdo,Mrs。Chloe。You'reapawninthegame,andI'mgoingtouseyou。
  CHLOE。[Despairingly]Whatisittoyou?[Withasuddentouchofthetigress]Lookhere!Don'tyoumakeanenemy,ofme。Ihaven'tdraggedthroughhellfornothing。Womenlikemecanbite,Itellyou。
  DAWKER。That'sbetter。I'dratherhaveawomanthreatenthanwhine,anyday。Threatenaway!You'lllet'emknowthatyoumetmeinthePromenadeonenight。Ofcourseyou'lllet'emknowthat,won'tyou?——orthat——
  CHLOE。Bequiet!Oh!Bequiet![Takingfromherbosomthenotesandthepearls]Look!There'smysavings——there'sallI'vegot!
  Thepearls'llfetchnearlyathousand。[Holdingitouttohim]
  Takeit,anddropmeout——won'tyou?Won'tyou?
  DAWKER。[Passinghistongueoverhislipswithahardlittlelaugh]
  Youmistakeyourman,missis。I'maplaindog,ifyoulike,butI'mfaithful,andIholdfast。Don'ttrythosegamesonme。
  CHLOE。[Losingcontrol]You'reabeast!——abeast!acruel,cowardlybeast!Andhowdareyoubribethatwomanheretospyonme?Oh!yes,youdo;youknowyoudo。Ifyoudrovememad,youwouldn'tcare。Youbeast!
  DAWKER。Now,don'tcarryon!Thatwon'thelpyou。
  CHLOE。Whatd'youcallit——todogawomandownlikethis,justbecauseyouhappentohaveaquarrelwithaman?
  DAWKER。Whomadethequarrel?Notme,missis。Yououghttoknowthatinarowit'stheweakandhelpless——wewon'tsaytheinnocent-
  thatgetitintheneck。Thatcan'tbehelped。
  CHLOE。[Regardinghimintently]Ihopeyourmotheroryoursister,ifyou'vegotany,maygothroughwhatI'mgoingthrougheversinceyougotonmytrack。Ihopethey'llknowwhatfearmeans。Ihopethey'llloveandfindoutthatit'shangingonathread,and——and——
  Oh!youcoward,youpersecutingcoward!Callyourselfaman!
  DAWKER。[Withhisgrin]Ah!Youlookquiteprettylikethat。ByGeorge!you'reahandsomewomanwhenyou'reroused。
  [CHLOE'Spassionfadesoutasquicklyasitblazedup。Shesinksdownonthesofa,shudders,lookshereandthere,andthenforamomentupathim。]
  CHLOE。Isthereanythingyou'lltake,nottospoilmylife?
  [Claspingherhandsonherbreast;underherbreath]Me?
  DAWKER。[Wipinghisbrow]ByGod!That'sanoffer。[Herecoilstowardsthewindow]You——youtouchedmethere。Lookhere!I'vegottouseyouandI'mgoingtouseyou,butI'lldomybesttoletyoudownaseasyasIcan。No,Idon'twantanythingyoucangiveme——thatis——[Hewipeshisbrowagain]I'dlikeit——butIwon'ttakeit。
  [CHLOEburiesherfaceinherhands。]
  There!Keepyourpeckerup;don'tcry。Good-night![Hegoesthroughthewindow。]
  CHLOE。[Springingup]Ugh!Ratinatrap!Rat——!
  [Shestandslistening;fliestothedoor,unlocksit,and,goingbacktothesofa,liesdownanddoseshereyes。CHARLES
  comesinveryquietlyandstandsoverher,lookingtoseeifsheisasleep。Sheopenshereyes。]
  CHARLES。Well,Clo!Hadasleep,oldgirl?
  CHLOE。Ye-es。
  CHARLES。[Sittingonthearmofthesofaandcaressingher]Feelbetter,dear?
  CHLOE。Yes,better,Charlie。
  CHARLES。That'sright。Wouldyoulikesomesoup?
  CHLOE。[Withashudder]No。
  CHARLES。Isay-whatgivesyoutheseheads?You'vebeenveryonandoffallthislastmonth。
  CHLOE。Idon'tknow。Exceptthat——exceptthatIamgoingtohaveachild,Charlie。
  CHARLES。Afterall!ByJove!Sure?
  CHLOE。[Nodding]Areyouglad?
  CHARLES。Well——IsupposeIam。Theguv'norwillbemightypleased,anyway。
  CHLOE。Don'ttellhim——yet。
  CHARLES。Allright![Bendingoveranddrawinghertohim]Mypoorgirl,I'msosorryyou'reseedy。Giveusakiss。
  [CHLOEputsupherfaceandkisseshimpassionately。]
  Isay,you'relikefire。You'renotfeverish?
  CHLOE。[Withalaugh]It'sawonderifI'mnot。Charlie,areyouhappywithme?
  CHARLES。Whatdoyouthink?
  CHLOE。[Leaningagainsthim]Youwouldn'teasilybelievethingsagainstme,wouldyou?
  CHARLES。What!ThinkingofthoseHillcrists?Whatthehellthatwomanmeansbyherattitudetowardsyou——WhenIsawherthereto-
  day,Ihadallmyworkcutoutnottogoupandgiveherabitofmymind。
  CHLOE。[Watchinghimstealthily]It'snotgoodforme,nowI'mlikethis。It'supsettingme,Charlie。
  CHARLES。Yes;andwewon'tforget。We'llmake'empayforit。
  CHLOE。It'swretchedinalittleplacelikethis。Isay,mustyougoonspoilingtheirhome?
  CHARLES。Thewomancutsyouandinsultsyou。That'senoughforme。
  CHLOE。[Timidly]Lether。Idon'tcare;Ican'tbearfeelingenemiesabout,Charlie,I——getnervous——I——
  CHARLES。Mydeargirl!Whatisit?
  [Helooksatherintently。]
  CHLOE。Isupposeit's——beinglikethis。[Suddenly]But,Charlie,dostopitformysake。Do,do!
  CHARLES。[Pattingherarm]Come,come;Isay,Chloe!You'remakingmountains。Seethingsinproportion。Father'spaidninethousandfivehundredtogetthebetterofthosepeople,andyouwanthimtochuckitawaytosaveawomanwho'sinsultedyou。
  That'snotsense,andit'snotbusiness。Havesomepride。
  CHLOE。[Breathless]I'vegotnopride,Charlie。Iwanttobequiet——that'sall。
  CHARLES。Well,iftherowgetsonyournerves,Icantakeyoutothesea。Butyououghttoenjoyafightwithpeoplelikethat。
  CHLOE。[Withcalculatedbitterness]No,it'snothing,ofcourse——
  whatIwant。
  CHARLES。Hello!Hello!Youareonthejump!
  CHLOE。Ifyouwantmetobeagoodwifetoyou,makefatherstopit。
  CHARLES。[Standingup]Now,lookhere,Chloe,what'sbehindthis?
  CHLOE。[Faintly]Behind?
  CHARLES。You'recarryingonasif——asifyouwerereallyscared!
  We'vegotthesepeople:We'llhavethemoutofDeepwaterinsixmonths。It'sabsoluteruinationtotheirbeastlyoldhouse;we'llputthechimneysontheveryedge,notthreehundredyardsoff,andoursmoke'llbedriftingoverthemhalfthetime。Youwon'thavethisconfoundedstuck-upwomanheremuchlonger。Andthenwecanreallygoaheadandtakeourproperplace。Solongasshe'shere,weshallneverdothat。We'veonlytodriveonnowasfastaswecan。
  CHLOE。[Withagesture]Isee。
  CHARLES。[Againlookingather]Ifyougoonlikethis,youknow,Ishallbegintothinkthere'ssomethingyou——
  CHLOE[softly]Charlie![Hecomestoher。]Loveme!
  CHARLES。[Embracingher]There,oldgirl!Iknowwomenarefunnyatthesetimes。Youwantagoodnight,that'sall。
  CHLOE。Youhaven'tfinisheddinner,haveyou?Goback,andI'llgotobedquitesoon。Charlie,don'tstoplovingme。
  CHARLES。Stop?Notmuch。
  [Whileheisagainembracingher,ANNAstealsfrombehindthescreentothedoor,opensitnoiselessly,andpassesthrough,butitclicksassheshutsit。]
  CHLOE。[Startingviolently]Oh-h!
  [Hecomestoher。]
  CHARLES。Whatisit?Whatisit?Youarenervy,mydear。
  CHLOE。[Lookingroundwithalittlelaugh]Idon'tknow。Goon,Charlie。I'llbeallrightwhenthishead'sgone。
  CHARLES。[Strokingherforeheadand,lookingatherdoubtfully]
  Yougotobed;Iwon'tbelatecomingup。
  [Heturn,andgoes,blowingakissfromthedoorway。Whenheisgone,CHLOEgetsupandstandsinpreciselytheattitudeinwhichshestoodatthebeginningoftheAct,thinking,andthinking。Andthedoorisopened,andthefaceoftheMAID
  peersroundather。]
  CURTAIN
  ACTIII
  SCENEI
  HILLCRIST'Sstudynextmorning。
  JILLcomingfromLeft,looksinattheopenFrenchwindow。
  JILL。[SpeakingtoROLF,invisible]Comeinhere。There'snoone。
  [Shegoesin。ROLFjoinsher,comingfromthegarden。]
  ROLF。Jill,Ijustwantedtosay——Needwe?
  [JILL。nodes。]
  Seeingyouyesterday——itdidseemrotten。
  JILL。Wedidn'tbeginit。
  ROLF。No;butyoudon'tunderstand。Ifyou'dmadeyourself,asfatherhas——
  JILL。IhopeIshouldbesorry。
  ROLF。[Reproachfully]Thatisn'tlikeyou。Reallyhecan'thelpthinkinghe'sapublicbenefactor。
  JILL。Andwecan'thelpthinkinghe'sapig。Sorry!
  ROLF。Ifthesurvivalofthefittestisright——
  JILL。Hemaybefitter,buthe'snotgoingtosurvive。
  ROLF。[Distracted]Itlookslikeit,though。
  JILL。Isthatallyoucametosay?
  ROLF。Supposewejoined,couldn'twestopit?
  JILL。Idon'tfeellikejoining。
  ROLF。Wedidshakehands。
  JILL。Onecan'tfightandnotgrowbitter。
  ROLF。Idon'tfeelbitter。
  JILL。Wait;you'llfeelitsoonenough。
  ROLF。Why?[Attentively]AboutChloe?Idothinkyourmother'smannertoheris——
  JILL。Well?
  ROLF。Snobbish。[JILLlaughs。]
  Shemaynotbeyourclass;andthat'sjustwhyit'ssnobbish。
  JILL。Ithinkyou'dbettershutup。
  ROLF。Whatmyfathersaidwastrue;yourmother'srudenesstoherthatdayshecamehere,hasmadebothhimandCharlieeversomuchmorebitter。
  [JILLwhistlestheHabanerafrom"Carmen。"]
  [Staringather,ratherangrily]
  Isitawhistlingmatter?
  JILL。No。
  ROLF。Isupposeyouwantmetogo?
  JILL。Yes。
  ROLF。Allright。Aren'tweevergoingtobefriendsagain?
  JILL。[Lookingsteadilyathim]Idon'texpectso。
  ROLF。That'svery-horrible。
  JILL。Lotsofhorriblethingsintheworld。
  ROLF。It'sourbusinesstomakethemfewer,Jill。
  JILL。[Fiercely]Don'tbemoral。
  ROLF。[Hurt]That'sthelastthingIwanttobe——Ionlywanttobefriendly。
  JILL。Betterberealfirst。
  ROLF。Fromthebigpointofview——
  JILL。Thereisn'tany。We'reallout,forourown。Andwhynot?
  ROLF。Byjove,youhavegot——
  JILL。Cynical?Yourfather'smotto——"Everymanforhimself。"
  That'sthewinner——handsdown。Goodbye!
  ROLF。Jill!Jill!
  JILL。[Puttingherhandsbehindherback,hums]——
  "IfauldacquaintancebeforgotAnddaysofauldlangsyne"——
  ROLF。Don't!
  [WithapainedgesturehegoesouttowardsLeft,throughtheFrenchwindow。]
  [JILL,whohasbrokenoffthesong,standswithherhandsclenchedandherlipsquivering。]
  [FELLOWSentersLeft。]
  FELLOWS。Mr。Dawker,Miss,andtwogentlemen。
  JILL。Letthethreegentlemenin,andmeout。
  [ShepasseshimandgoesoutLeft。Andimmediately。DAWKER
  andthetwoSTRANGERScomein。]
  FELLOWS。I'llinformMrs。Hillcrist,sir。TheSquireisonhisrounds。[HegoesoutLeft。]
  [TheTHREEMENgatherinadiscreetknotatthebigbureau,havingglancedatthetwodoorsandtheopenFrenchwindow。]
  DAWKER。NowthismaycomeintoCourt,youknow。Ifthere'sascrewlooseanywhere,bettermentionit。[ToSECONDSTRANGE]Youknewherpersonally?
  SECONDS。Whatdoyouthink?Idon't,takegirlsontrustforthatsortofjob。Shecametoushighlyrecommended,too;anddidherworkverywell。Itwasadoublestunt——tomakesure——wasn'tit,George?
  FIRSTS。Yes;wepaidherforthetwovisits。
  SECONDS。Ishouldknowherinaminute;strikinglookinggirl;hadsomethinginherface。Daresayshe'dseenhardtimes。
  FIRSTS。Wedon'twantpublicity。
  DAWKER。NotLikely。Thethreat'lldoit;butthestakesareheavy——andtheman'saslugger;wemustbeabletopushithome。Ifyoucanbothsweartoher,it'lldothetrick。
  SECONDS。Andabout——Imean,we'relosingtime,youknow,comingdownhere。
  DAWKER。[WithanodatFIRSTSTRANGER]Georgehereknowsme。
  That'llbeallright。I'llguaranteeitwellworthyourwhile。
  SECONDS。Idon'twanttodothegirlharm,ifshe'smarried。
  DAWKER。No,no;nobodywantstohurther。Wejustwantacinchonthisfellowtillhesqueals。
  [TheyseparatealittleasMRS。HILLCRISTentersfromRight。]
  DAWKER。Goodmorning,ma'am。Myfriend'spartner。Hornblowercoming?
  MRS。H。Ateleven。Ihadtosendupasecondnote,Dawker。
  DAWKER。Squirenotin?
  MRS。H。Ihaven'ttoldhim。
  DAWKER。[Nodding]Ourfriendsmightgoinhere[PointingRight]
  andwecanuse'emasthewant'em。
  MRS。H。[TotheSTRANGERS]Willyoumakeyourselvescomfortable?
  [Sheholdsthedooropen,andtheypassherintotheroom,Right。]
  DAWKER。[Showingdocument]I'vehadthisdrawnandengrossed。
  Prettysharpwork。ConveystheCentry,andLongmeadow;totheSquireatfourthousandfivehundred:Now,ma'am,supposeHornblowerputshishandtothat,hellhavebeendoneintheeye,andsixthousandalltoldouto'pocket——You'llhaveaverynastyneighbourhere。
  MRS。H。Butweshallstillhavethepowertodisclosethatsecretatanytime。
  DAWKER。Yeh!Butthingsmighthappenhereyoucouldneverbringhometohim。Youcan'ttrustamanlikethat。Heisn'tgoin'toforgiveme,Iknow。
  MRS。H。[Regardinghimkeenly]Butifhesigns,wecouldn'thonourably——
  DAWKER。No,ma'am,youcouldn't;andI'msureIdon'twanttodothatgirlahurt。Ijustmentionitbecause,ofcourse,youcan'tguaranteethatitdoesn'tgetout。
  MRS。H。Notabsolutely,Isuppose。
  [Alookpassesbetweenthem,whichneitherofthemhasquitesanctioned。]
  [There'shiscar。Italwaysseemstomakemorenoisethananyother。]
  DAWKER。He'llkickandflounder——butyouleavehimtoaskwhatyouwant,ma'am;don'tmentionthis[Heputsthedeedbackintohispocket]。TheCentry'snomortalgoodtohimifhe'snotgoingtoputupworks;Ishouldsayhe'dbegladtosavewhathecan。
  [MRS。HILLCRISTinclinesherhead。FELLOWSentersLeft。]
  FELLOWS。[Apologetically]Mr。Hornblower,ma'am;byappointment,hesays。
  MRS。H。Quiteright,Fellows。
  [HORNBLOWERcomesin,andFELLOWSgoesout。]
  HORNBLOWER。[Withoutsalutation]I'vecometoaskyepointbleakwhatyemeanbywritingmetheseletters。[Hetakesouttwoletters。Andwe'lldiscusitinthepresenceofnobody,ifye,please。
  MRS。H。Mr。DawkerknowsallthatIknow,andmore。
  HORNBLOWER。Doeshe?Verywell!Yoursecondnotesaysthatmydaughter-in-lawhasliedtome。Well,I'vebroughther,andwhatye'vegottosay——ifit'snotjustatricktoseemeagain——ye'llsaytoherface。[Hetakesasteptowardsthewindow。]
  MRS。H。Mr。Hornblower,youhadbetter,decidethatafterhearingwhatitis——weshallbequitereadytorepeatitinherpresence;
  butwewanttodoaslittleharmaspossible。
  HORNBLOWER。[Stopping]Oh!yedo!Well,whatlieshaveyebeenhearin'?Orwhathaveyemadeup?YouandMr。Dawker?Ofcourseyeknowthere'salawoflibelandslander。I'm,notthemantostopatthat。
  MRS。H。[Calmly]Areyoufamiliarwiththelawofdivorce,Mr。
  Hornblower?
  HORNBLOWER。[Takenaback]No,I'mnot。Thatis。
  MRS。H。Well,youknowthatmisconductisrequired。AndIsupposeyou'veheardthatcasesarearranged。
  HORNBLOWER。Iknowit'sallveryshocking——whataboutit?
  MRS。H。Whencasesarearranged,Mr。Hornblower,themanwhoistobedivorcedoftenvisitsanhotelwithastrangewoman。Iamextremelysorrytosaythatyourdaughter-in-law,beforehermarriage,wasinthehabitofbeingemployedassuchawoman。
  HORNBLOWER。Yedreadfulcreature!
  DAWKER。[Quickly]Allproved,uptothehilt!
  HORNBLOWER。Idon'tbelieveawordofit。Ye'relyin'tosaveyourskins。Howdareyetellmesuchmonstrosities?Dawker,I'llhaveyeinacriminalcourt。
  DAWKER。Rats!Yousawagentwithmeyesterday?Well,he'semployedher。
  HORNBLOWER。Aput-upjob!Conspiracy!
  MRS。H。Goandgetyourdaughter-in-law。
  HORNBLOWER。[Withthefirstsensationofbeinginanet]It'safoulshame——alyingslander!
  MRS。H。Ifso,it'seasilydisproved。Goandfetchher。
  HORNBLOWER。[Seeingthemunmoved]Iwill。Idon'tbelieveawordofit。
  MRS。H。Ihopeyouareright。
  [HORNBLOWERgoesoutbytheFrenchwindow,DAWKERslipstothedoorRight,opensit,aridspeakstothosewithin。MRS。
  HILLCRISTstandsmoisteningherlips,andpassimherhandkerchiefoverthem。HORNBLOWERreturns,precedingCHLOE,strunguptohardnessanddefiance。]
  HORNBLOWER。Nowthen,let'shavethisimpudentstorytorntorags。
  CHLOE。Whatstory?
  HORNBLOWER。Thatyou,mydear,wereawoman——it'stooshockin——I
  don'tknowhowtotellye——
  CHLOE。Goon!
  HORNBLOWER。Wereawomanthatwentwithmen,togetthemtheirdivorce。
  CHLOE。Whosaysthat?
  HORNBLOWER。Thatlady[Sneering]there,andherbull-terrierhere。
  CHLOE。[FacingMRS。HILLCRIST]That'sacharitablethingtosay,isn'tit?
  MRS。H。Isittrue?
  CHLOE。No。
  HORNBLOWER。[Furiously]There!I'llhaveyebothonyourkneestoher!
  DAWKER。[Openingthedoor,Right]Comein。
  [TheFIRSTSTRANGERcomesin。CHLOE,withavisibleeffort,turnstofacehim。]
  FIRSTS。Howdoyoudo,Mrs。Vane?
  CHLOE。Idon'tknowyou。
  FIRSTS。Yourmemoryisbad,ma'am:Youknewmeyesterdaywellenough。Onedayisnotalongtime,norarethreeyears。
  CHLOE。Whoareyou?
  FIRSTS。Come,ma'am,come!TheCastercase。
  CHLOE。Idon'tknowyou,Isay。[ToMRS。HILLCRIST]Howcanyoubesovile?
  FIRSTS。Letmerefreshyourmemory,ma'am。[Producinganotebook]
  Justonthreeyearsago;"Oct。3。TofeeandexpensesMrs。VanewithMr。C——,HotelBeaulieu,Twentypounds。Oct。10,Do。,Twentypounds。"[ToHORNBLOWER]Wouldyouliketoglanceatthisbook,sir?You'llseethey'regenuineentries。
  [HORNBLOWERmakesamotiontodoso,butcheckshimselfandlooksatCHLOE。]
  CHLOE。[Hysterically]It'salllies——lies!
  FIRSTS。Come,ma'am,wewishyounoharm。
  CHLOE。Takemeaway。Iwon'tbetreatedlikethis。
  MRS。H。[Inalowvoice]Confess。
  CHLOE。Lies!
  HORNBLOWER。WereyeevercalledVane?
  CHLOE。No,never。
  [Shemakesamovementtowardsthewindow,butDAWKERisintheway,andshehalts。FIRSTS。[Openingthedoor,Right]
  Henry。]
  [TheSECONDSTRANGERcomesinquickly。AtsightofhimCHLOE
  throwsupherhands,gasps,breaksdown,stageLeft,andstandscoveringherfacewithherhands。ItissocompleteaconfessionthatHORNBLOWERstandsstaggered;and,takingoutacolouredhandkerchief,wipeshisbrow。]
  DAWKER。Areyouconvinced?
  HORNBLOWER。Takethosemenaway。
  DAWKER。Ifyou'renotsatisfied,wecangetotherevidence;plenty。
  HORNBLOWER。[LookingatCHLOE]That'senough。Takethemout。
  Leavemealonewithher。
  [DAWKERtakesthemoutRight。MRS。HILLCRISTpassesHORNBLOWER
  andgoesoutatthewindow。HORNBLOWERmovesdownasteportwotowardsCHLOE。]
  HORNBLOWER。MyGod!
  CHLOE。[Withanoutburst]Don'ttellCharlie!Don'ttellCharlie!
  HORNBLOWER。Chearlie!So,thatwasyourmanneroflife。
  [CHLOEuttersamoaningsound。]
  Sothat'swhatyegotoutofbymarryin'intomyfamily!Shameonye,yeGodlessthing!
  CHLOE。Don'ttellCharlie!
  HORNBLOWER。Andthat'sallyecansayforthewreckye'vewrought。