DAWKER。[Withabroadgrin]No。I'vegotamemoryforfaces。
CHLOE。Isayyouare。
DAWKER。[Turningtogo]Ifthat'sall,youneedn'thavetroubledmetocome。
CHLOE。No。Don'tgo![Withafaintsmile]Youareplayingagamewithme。Aren'tyouashamed?WhatharmhaveIdoneyou?Doyoucallthiscricket?
DAWKER。No,mygirl——business。
CHLOE。[Bitterly]WhathaveItodowiththisquarrel?Icouldn'thelptheirfallingout。
DAWKER。That'syourmisfortune。
CHLOE。[Claspingherhands]You'reacruelfellowifyoucanspoilawoman'slifewhoneverdidyouanounceofharm。
DAWKER。Sotheydon'tknowaboutyou。That'sallright。Now,lookhere,Iservemyemployer。ButI'mfleshandblood,too,andI
alwaysgiveasgoodasIget。Ihatethisfamilyofyours。There'snonametoobadfor'emtocallmethislastmonth,andnolookstooblacktogiveme。Itellyoufrankly,Ihate。
CHLOE。There'sgoodinthemsameasinyou。
DAWKER。[Withagrin]There'snogoodHornblowerbutadeadHornblower。
CHLOE。But——butImnotone。
DAWKER。You'llbethemotherofsome,Ishouldn'twonder。
CHLOE。[Stretchingoutherhand-pathetically]Oh!leavemealone,do!I'mhappyhere。Beasport!Beasport!
DAWKER。[Disconcertedforasecond]Youcan'tgetatme,sodon'ttryiton。
CHLOE。Ihadsuchabadtimeinolddays。
[DAWKERshakeshishead;hisgrinhasdisappearedandhisfaceislikewood。]
CHLOE。[Panting]Ah!do!Youmight!You'vebeenfondofsomewoman,Isuppose。Thinkofher!
DAWKER。[Decisively]Itwon'tdo,Mrs。Chloe。You'reapawninthegame,andI'mgoingtouseyou。
CHLOE。[Despairingly]Whatisittoyou?[Withasuddentouchofthetigress]Lookhere!Don'tyoumakeanenemy,ofme。Ihaven'tdraggedthroughhellfornothing。Womenlikemecanbite,Itellyou。
DAWKER。That'sbetter。I'dratherhaveawomanthreatenthanwhine,anyday。Threatenaway!You'lllet'emknowthatyoumetmeinthePromenadeonenight。Ofcourseyou'lllet'emknowthat,won'tyou?——orthat——
CHLOE。Bequiet!Oh!Bequiet![Takingfromherbosomthenotesandthepearls]Look!There'smysavings——there'sallI'vegot!
Thepearls'llfetchnearlyathousand。[Holdingitouttohim]
Takeit,anddropmeout——won'tyou?Won'tyou?
DAWKER。[Passinghistongueoverhislipswithahardlittlelaugh]
Youmistakeyourman,missis。I'maplaindog,ifyoulike,butI'mfaithful,andIholdfast。Don'ttrythosegamesonme。
CHLOE。[Losingcontrol]You'reabeast!——abeast!acruel,cowardlybeast!Andhowdareyoubribethatwomanheretospyonme?Oh!yes,youdo;youknowyoudo。Ifyoudrovememad,youwouldn'tcare。Youbeast!
DAWKER。Now,don'tcarryon!Thatwon'thelpyou。
CHLOE。Whatd'youcallit——todogawomandownlikethis,justbecauseyouhappentohaveaquarrelwithaman?
DAWKER。Whomadethequarrel?Notme,missis。Yououghttoknowthatinarowit'stheweakandhelpless——wewon'tsaytheinnocent-
thatgetitintheneck。Thatcan'tbehelped。
CHLOE。[Regardinghimintently]Ihopeyourmotheroryoursister,ifyou'vegotany,maygothroughwhatI'mgoingthrougheversinceyougotonmytrack。Ihopethey'llknowwhatfearmeans。Ihopethey'llloveandfindoutthatit'shangingonathread,and——and——
Oh!youcoward,youpersecutingcoward!Callyourselfaman!
DAWKER。[Withhisgrin]Ah!Youlookquiteprettylikethat。ByGeorge!you'reahandsomewomanwhenyou'reroused。
[CHLOE'Spassionfadesoutasquicklyasitblazedup。Shesinksdownonthesofa,shudders,lookshereandthere,andthenforamomentupathim。]
CHLOE。Isthereanythingyou'lltake,nottospoilmylife?
[Claspingherhandsonherbreast;underherbreath]Me?
DAWKER。[Wipinghisbrow]ByGod!That'sanoffer。[Herecoilstowardsthewindow]You——youtouchedmethere。Lookhere!I'vegottouseyouandI'mgoingtouseyou,butI'lldomybesttoletyoudownaseasyasIcan。No,Idon'twantanythingyoucangiveme——thatis——[Hewipeshisbrowagain]I'dlikeit——butIwon'ttakeit。
[CHLOEburiesherfaceinherhands。]
There!Keepyourpeckerup;don'tcry。Good-night![Hegoesthroughthewindow。]
CHLOE。[Springingup]Ugh!Ratinatrap!Rat——!
[Shestandslistening;fliestothedoor,unlocksit,and,goingbacktothesofa,liesdownanddoseshereyes。CHARLES
comesinveryquietlyandstandsoverher,lookingtoseeifsheisasleep。Sheopenshereyes。]
CHARLES。Well,Clo!Hadasleep,oldgirl?
CHLOE。Ye-es。
CHARLES。[Sittingonthearmofthesofaandcaressingher]Feelbetter,dear?
CHLOE。Yes,better,Charlie。
CHARLES。That'sright。Wouldyoulikesomesoup?
CHLOE。[Withashudder]No。
CHARLES。Isay-whatgivesyoutheseheads?You'vebeenveryonandoffallthislastmonth。
CHLOE。Idon'tknow。Exceptthat——exceptthatIamgoingtohaveachild,Charlie。
CHARLES。Afterall!ByJove!Sure?
CHLOE。[Nodding]Areyouglad?
CHARLES。Well——IsupposeIam。Theguv'norwillbemightypleased,anyway。
CHLOE。Don'ttellhim——yet。
CHARLES。Allright![Bendingoveranddrawinghertohim]Mypoorgirl,I'msosorryyou'reseedy。Giveusakiss。
[CHLOEputsupherfaceandkisseshimpassionately。]
Isay,you'relikefire。You'renotfeverish?
CHLOE。[Withalaugh]It'sawonderifI'mnot。Charlie,areyouhappywithme?
CHARLES。Whatdoyouthink?
CHLOE。[Leaningagainsthim]Youwouldn'teasilybelievethingsagainstme,wouldyou?
CHARLES。What!ThinkingofthoseHillcrists?Whatthehellthatwomanmeansbyherattitudetowardsyou——WhenIsawherthereto-
day,Ihadallmyworkcutoutnottogoupandgiveherabitofmymind。
CHLOE。[Watchinghimstealthily]It'snotgoodforme,nowI'mlikethis。It'supsettingme,Charlie。
CHARLES。Yes;andwewon'tforget。We'llmake'empayforit。
CHLOE。It'swretchedinalittleplacelikethis。Isay,mustyougoonspoilingtheirhome?
CHARLES。Thewomancutsyouandinsultsyou。That'senoughforme。
CHLOE。[Timidly]Lether。Idon'tcare;Ican'tbearfeelingenemiesabout,Charlie,I——getnervous——I——
CHARLES。Mydeargirl!Whatisit?
[Helooksatherintently。]
CHLOE。Isupposeit's——beinglikethis。[Suddenly]But,Charlie,dostopitformysake。Do,do!
CHARLES。[Pattingherarm]Come,come;Isay,Chloe!You'remakingmountains。Seethingsinproportion。Father'spaidninethousandfivehundredtogetthebetterofthosepeople,andyouwanthimtochuckitawaytosaveawomanwho'sinsultedyou。
That'snotsense,andit'snotbusiness。Havesomepride。
CHLOE。[Breathless]I'vegotnopride,Charlie。Iwanttobequiet——that'sall。
CHARLES。Well,iftherowgetsonyournerves,Icantakeyoutothesea。Butyououghttoenjoyafightwithpeoplelikethat。
CHLOE。[Withcalculatedbitterness]No,it'snothing,ofcourse——
whatIwant。
CHARLES。Hello!Hello!Youareonthejump!
CHLOE。Ifyouwantmetobeagoodwifetoyou,makefatherstopit。
CHARLES。[Standingup]Now,lookhere,Chloe,what'sbehindthis?
CHLOE。[Faintly]Behind?
CHARLES。You'recarryingonasif——asifyouwerereallyscared!
We'vegotthesepeople:We'llhavethemoutofDeepwaterinsixmonths。It'sabsoluteruinationtotheirbeastlyoldhouse;we'llputthechimneysontheveryedge,notthreehundredyardsoff,andoursmoke'llbedriftingoverthemhalfthetime。Youwon'thavethisconfoundedstuck-upwomanheremuchlonger。Andthenwecanreallygoaheadandtakeourproperplace。Solongasshe'shere,weshallneverdothat。We'veonlytodriveonnowasfastaswecan。
CHLOE。[Withagesture]Isee。
CHARLES。[Againlookingather]Ifyougoonlikethis,youknow,Ishallbegintothinkthere'ssomethingyou——
CHLOE[softly]Charlie![Hecomestoher。]Loveme!
CHARLES。[Embracingher]There,oldgirl!Iknowwomenarefunnyatthesetimes。Youwantagoodnight,that'sall。
CHLOE。Youhaven'tfinisheddinner,haveyou?Goback,andI'llgotobedquitesoon。Charlie,don'tstoplovingme。
CHARLES。Stop?Notmuch。
[Whileheisagainembracingher,ANNAstealsfrombehindthescreentothedoor,opensitnoiselessly,andpassesthrough,butitclicksassheshutsit。]
CHLOE。[Startingviolently]Oh-h!
[Hecomestoher。]
CHARLES。Whatisit?Whatisit?Youarenervy,mydear。
CHLOE。[Lookingroundwithalittlelaugh]Idon'tknow。Goon,Charlie。I'llbeallrightwhenthishead'sgone。
CHARLES。[Strokingherforeheadand,lookingatherdoubtfully]
Yougotobed;Iwon'tbelatecomingup。
[Heturn,andgoes,blowingakissfromthedoorway。Whenheisgone,CHLOEgetsupandstandsinpreciselytheattitudeinwhichshestoodatthebeginningoftheAct,thinking,andthinking。Andthedoorisopened,andthefaceoftheMAID
peersroundather。]
CURTAIN
ACTIII
SCENEI
HILLCRIST'Sstudynextmorning。
JILLcomingfromLeft,looksinattheopenFrenchwindow。
JILL。[SpeakingtoROLF,invisible]Comeinhere。There'snoone。
[Shegoesin。ROLFjoinsher,comingfromthegarden。]
ROLF。Jill,Ijustwantedtosay——Needwe?
[JILL。nodes。]
Seeingyouyesterday——itdidseemrotten。
JILL。Wedidn'tbeginit。
ROLF。No;butyoudon'tunderstand。Ifyou'dmadeyourself,asfatherhas——
JILL。IhopeIshouldbesorry。
ROLF。[Reproachfully]Thatisn'tlikeyou。Reallyhecan'thelpthinkinghe'sapublicbenefactor。
JILL。Andwecan'thelpthinkinghe'sapig。Sorry!
ROLF。Ifthesurvivalofthefittestisright——
JILL。Hemaybefitter,buthe'snotgoingtosurvive。
ROLF。[Distracted]Itlookslikeit,though。
JILL。Isthatallyoucametosay?
ROLF。Supposewejoined,couldn'twestopit?
JILL。Idon'tfeellikejoining。
ROLF。Wedidshakehands。
JILL。Onecan'tfightandnotgrowbitter。
ROLF。Idon'tfeelbitter。
JILL。Wait;you'llfeelitsoonenough。
ROLF。Why?[Attentively]AboutChloe?Idothinkyourmother'smannertoheris——
JILL。Well?
ROLF。Snobbish。[JILLlaughs。]
Shemaynotbeyourclass;andthat'sjustwhyit'ssnobbish。
JILL。Ithinkyou'dbettershutup。
ROLF。Whatmyfathersaidwastrue;yourmother'srudenesstoherthatdayshecamehere,hasmadebothhimandCharlieeversomuchmorebitter。
[JILLwhistlestheHabanerafrom"Carmen。"]
[Staringather,ratherangrily]
Isitawhistlingmatter?
JILL。No。
ROLF。Isupposeyouwantmetogo?
JILL。Yes。
ROLF。Allright。Aren'tweevergoingtobefriendsagain?
JILL。[Lookingsteadilyathim]Idon'texpectso。
ROLF。That'svery-horrible。
JILL。Lotsofhorriblethingsintheworld。
ROLF。It'sourbusinesstomakethemfewer,Jill。
JILL。[Fiercely]Don'tbemoral。
ROLF。[Hurt]That'sthelastthingIwanttobe——Ionlywanttobefriendly。
JILL。Betterberealfirst。
ROLF。Fromthebigpointofview——
JILL。Thereisn'tany。We'reallout,forourown。Andwhynot?
ROLF。Byjove,youhavegot——
JILL。Cynical?Yourfather'smotto——"Everymanforhimself。"
That'sthewinner——handsdown。Goodbye!
ROLF。Jill!Jill!
JILL。[Puttingherhandsbehindherback,hums]——
"IfauldacquaintancebeforgotAnddaysofauldlangsyne"——
ROLF。Don't!
[WithapainedgesturehegoesouttowardsLeft,throughtheFrenchwindow。]
[JILL,whohasbrokenoffthesong,standswithherhandsclenchedandherlipsquivering。]
[FELLOWSentersLeft。]
FELLOWS。Mr。Dawker,Miss,andtwogentlemen。
JILL。Letthethreegentlemenin,andmeout。
[ShepasseshimandgoesoutLeft。Andimmediately。DAWKER
andthetwoSTRANGERScomein。]
FELLOWS。I'llinformMrs。Hillcrist,sir。TheSquireisonhisrounds。[HegoesoutLeft。]
[TheTHREEMENgatherinadiscreetknotatthebigbureau,havingglancedatthetwodoorsandtheopenFrenchwindow。]
DAWKER。NowthismaycomeintoCourt,youknow。Ifthere'sascrewlooseanywhere,bettermentionit。[ToSECONDSTRANGE]Youknewherpersonally?
SECONDS。Whatdoyouthink?Idon't,takegirlsontrustforthatsortofjob。Shecametoushighlyrecommended,too;anddidherworkverywell。Itwasadoublestunt——tomakesure——wasn'tit,George?
FIRSTS。Yes;wepaidherforthetwovisits。
SECONDS。Ishouldknowherinaminute;strikinglookinggirl;hadsomethinginherface。Daresayshe'dseenhardtimes。
FIRSTS。Wedon'twantpublicity。
DAWKER。NotLikely。Thethreat'lldoit;butthestakesareheavy——andtheman'saslugger;wemustbeabletopushithome。Ifyoucanbothsweartoher,it'lldothetrick。
SECONDS。Andabout——Imean,we'relosingtime,youknow,comingdownhere。
DAWKER。[WithanodatFIRSTSTRANGER]Georgehereknowsme。
That'llbeallright。I'llguaranteeitwellworthyourwhile。
SECONDS。Idon'twanttodothegirlharm,ifshe'smarried。
DAWKER。No,no;nobodywantstohurther。Wejustwantacinchonthisfellowtillhesqueals。
[TheyseparatealittleasMRS。HILLCRISTentersfromRight。]
DAWKER。Goodmorning,ma'am。Myfriend'spartner。Hornblowercoming?
MRS。H。Ateleven。Ihadtosendupasecondnote,Dawker。
DAWKER。Squirenotin?
MRS。H。Ihaven'ttoldhim。
DAWKER。[Nodding]Ourfriendsmightgoinhere[PointingRight]
andwecanuse'emasthewant'em。
MRS。H。[TotheSTRANGERS]Willyoumakeyourselvescomfortable?
[Sheholdsthedooropen,andtheypassherintotheroom,Right。]
DAWKER。[Showingdocument]I'vehadthisdrawnandengrossed。
Prettysharpwork。ConveystheCentry,andLongmeadow;totheSquireatfourthousandfivehundred:Now,ma'am,supposeHornblowerputshishandtothat,hellhavebeendoneintheeye,andsixthousandalltoldouto'pocket——You'llhaveaverynastyneighbourhere。
MRS。H。Butweshallstillhavethepowertodisclosethatsecretatanytime。
DAWKER。Yeh!Butthingsmighthappenhereyoucouldneverbringhometohim。Youcan'ttrustamanlikethat。Heisn'tgoin'toforgiveme,Iknow。
MRS。H。[Regardinghimkeenly]Butifhesigns,wecouldn'thonourably——
DAWKER。No,ma'am,youcouldn't;andI'msureIdon'twanttodothatgirlahurt。Ijustmentionitbecause,ofcourse,youcan'tguaranteethatitdoesn'tgetout。
MRS。H。Notabsolutely,Isuppose。
[Alookpassesbetweenthem,whichneitherofthemhasquitesanctioned。]
[There'shiscar。Italwaysseemstomakemorenoisethananyother。]
DAWKER。He'llkickandflounder——butyouleavehimtoaskwhatyouwant,ma'am;don'tmentionthis[Heputsthedeedbackintohispocket]。TheCentry'snomortalgoodtohimifhe'snotgoingtoputupworks;Ishouldsayhe'dbegladtosavewhathecan。
[MRS。HILLCRISTinclinesherhead。FELLOWSentersLeft。]
FELLOWS。[Apologetically]Mr。Hornblower,ma'am;byappointment,hesays。
MRS。H。Quiteright,Fellows。
[HORNBLOWERcomesin,andFELLOWSgoesout。]
HORNBLOWER。[Withoutsalutation]I'vecometoaskyepointbleakwhatyemeanbywritingmetheseletters。[Hetakesouttwoletters。Andwe'lldiscusitinthepresenceofnobody,ifye,please。
MRS。H。Mr。DawkerknowsallthatIknow,andmore。
HORNBLOWER。Doeshe?Verywell!Yoursecondnotesaysthatmydaughter-in-lawhasliedtome。Well,I'vebroughther,andwhatye'vegottosay——ifit'snotjustatricktoseemeagain——ye'llsaytoherface。[Hetakesasteptowardsthewindow。]
MRS。H。Mr。Hornblower,youhadbetter,decidethatafterhearingwhatitis——weshallbequitereadytorepeatitinherpresence;
butwewanttodoaslittleharmaspossible。
HORNBLOWER。[Stopping]Oh!yedo!Well,whatlieshaveyebeenhearin'?Orwhathaveyemadeup?YouandMr。Dawker?Ofcourseyeknowthere'salawoflibelandslander。I'm,notthemantostopatthat。
MRS。H。[Calmly]Areyoufamiliarwiththelawofdivorce,Mr。
Hornblower?
HORNBLOWER。[Takenaback]No,I'mnot。Thatis。
MRS。H。Well,youknowthatmisconductisrequired。AndIsupposeyou'veheardthatcasesarearranged。
HORNBLOWER。Iknowit'sallveryshocking——whataboutit?
MRS。H。Whencasesarearranged,Mr。Hornblower,themanwhoistobedivorcedoftenvisitsanhotelwithastrangewoman。Iamextremelysorrytosaythatyourdaughter-in-law,beforehermarriage,wasinthehabitofbeingemployedassuchawoman。
HORNBLOWER。Yedreadfulcreature!
DAWKER。[Quickly]Allproved,uptothehilt!
HORNBLOWER。Idon'tbelieveawordofit。Ye'relyin'tosaveyourskins。Howdareyetellmesuchmonstrosities?Dawker,I'llhaveyeinacriminalcourt。
DAWKER。Rats!Yousawagentwithmeyesterday?Well,he'semployedher。
HORNBLOWER。Aput-upjob!Conspiracy!
MRS。H。Goandgetyourdaughter-in-law。
HORNBLOWER。[Withthefirstsensationofbeinginanet]It'safoulshame——alyingslander!
MRS。H。Ifso,it'seasilydisproved。Goandfetchher。
HORNBLOWER。[Seeingthemunmoved]Iwill。Idon'tbelieveawordofit。
MRS。H。Ihopeyouareright。
[HORNBLOWERgoesoutbytheFrenchwindow,DAWKERslipstothedoorRight,opensit,aridspeakstothosewithin。MRS。
HILLCRISTstandsmoisteningherlips,andpassimherhandkerchiefoverthem。HORNBLOWERreturns,precedingCHLOE,strunguptohardnessanddefiance。]
HORNBLOWER。Nowthen,let'shavethisimpudentstorytorntorags。
CHLOE。Whatstory?
HORNBLOWER。Thatyou,mydear,wereawoman——it'stooshockin——I
don'tknowhowtotellye——
CHLOE。Goon!
HORNBLOWER。Wereawomanthatwentwithmen,togetthemtheirdivorce。
CHLOE。Whosaysthat?
HORNBLOWER。Thatlady[Sneering]there,andherbull-terrierhere。
CHLOE。[FacingMRS。HILLCRIST]That'sacharitablethingtosay,isn'tit?
MRS。H。Isittrue?
CHLOE。No。
HORNBLOWER。[Furiously]There!I'llhaveyebothonyourkneestoher!
DAWKER。[Openingthedoor,Right]Comein。
[TheFIRSTSTRANGERcomesin。CHLOE,withavisibleeffort,turnstofacehim。]
FIRSTS。Howdoyoudo,Mrs。Vane?
CHLOE。Idon'tknowyou。
FIRSTS。Yourmemoryisbad,ma'am:Youknewmeyesterdaywellenough。Onedayisnotalongtime,norarethreeyears。
CHLOE。Whoareyou?
FIRSTS。Come,ma'am,come!TheCastercase。
CHLOE。Idon'tknowyou,Isay。[ToMRS。HILLCRIST]Howcanyoubesovile?
FIRSTS。Letmerefreshyourmemory,ma'am。[Producinganotebook]
Justonthreeyearsago;"Oct。3。TofeeandexpensesMrs。VanewithMr。C——,HotelBeaulieu,Twentypounds。Oct。10,Do。,Twentypounds。"[ToHORNBLOWER]Wouldyouliketoglanceatthisbook,sir?You'llseethey'regenuineentries。
[HORNBLOWERmakesamotiontodoso,butcheckshimselfandlooksatCHLOE。]
CHLOE。[Hysterically]It'salllies——lies!
FIRSTS。Come,ma'am,wewishyounoharm。
CHLOE。Takemeaway。Iwon'tbetreatedlikethis。
MRS。H。[Inalowvoice]Confess。
CHLOE。Lies!
HORNBLOWER。WereyeevercalledVane?
CHLOE。No,never。
[Shemakesamovementtowardsthewindow,butDAWKERisintheway,andshehalts。FIRSTS。[Openingthedoor,Right]
Henry。]
[TheSECONDSTRANGERcomesinquickly。AtsightofhimCHLOE
throwsupherhands,gasps,breaksdown,stageLeft,andstandscoveringherfacewithherhands。ItissocompleteaconfessionthatHORNBLOWERstandsstaggered;and,takingoutacolouredhandkerchief,wipeshisbrow。]
DAWKER。Areyouconvinced?
HORNBLOWER。Takethosemenaway。
DAWKER。Ifyou'renotsatisfied,wecangetotherevidence;plenty。
HORNBLOWER。[LookingatCHLOE]That'senough。Takethemout。
Leavemealonewithher。
[DAWKERtakesthemoutRight。MRS。HILLCRISTpassesHORNBLOWER
andgoesoutatthewindow。HORNBLOWERmovesdownasteportwotowardsCHLOE。]
HORNBLOWER。MyGod!
CHLOE。[Withanoutburst]Don'ttellCharlie!Don'ttellCharlie!
HORNBLOWER。Chearlie!So,thatwasyourmanneroflife。
[CHLOEuttersamoaningsound。]
Sothat'swhatyegotoutofbymarryin'intomyfamily!Shameonye,yeGodlessthing!
CHLOE。Don'ttellCharlie!
HORNBLOWER。Andthat'sallyecansayforthewreckye'vewrought。