Tohim,inaccordancewithhisexistingideas,rurallifeundersuchcircumstanceswouldbeimpossible。Asmallpanofcharcoal,andanhonourabledeath—bed,wouldgivehimreliefafterhisfirstexperienceofsuchaninvasion。
NorwouldtheEnglishfarmerputupwiththeinvasion,iftheEnglishfarmerwerenothimselfahuntingman。Manyfarmers,doubtless,donothunt,andtheybearit,withmoreorlessgrace;buttheyareinuredtoitfromtheirinfancy,becauseitisinaccordancewiththehabitsandpleasuresoftheirownrace。
Nowandagain,ineveryhunt,somemancomesup,whois,indeed,morefrequentlyasmallproprietornewtothegloriesofownership,thanatenantfarmer,whodeterminestovindicatehisrightsandopposethefield。Heputsupawire—fenceroundhisdomain,thusfortifyinghimself,asitwere,inhiscitadel,anddefiestheworldaroundhim。Itiswonderfulhowgreatistheannoyancewhichonesuchmanmaygive,andhowthoroughlyhemaydestroythecomfortofthecovertsinhisneighbourhood。But,strongassuchanoneisinhisfortress,therearestillthemeansoffightinghim。Thefarmersaroundhim,iftheybehuntingmen,maketheplacetoohottoholdhim。Tothemheisathingaccursed,amantobespokenofwithallevillanguage,asonewhodesirestogetmoreoutofhislandthanProvidence,thatis,thananEnglishProvidence,hasintended。Theirownwheatisexposed,anditisabominabletothemthatthewheatofanothermanshouldbemoresacredthantheirs。
Allthisisnotsufficientlyrememberedbysomeofuswhentheperiodoftheyearcomeswhichistryingtothefarmer'sheart,whentheyoungcloverisgrowing,andthebarleyhasbeenjustsown。Farmers,asarule,donotthinkverymuchoftheirwheat。Whensuchridingispracticable,ofcoursetheyliketoseementaketheheadlandsandfurrows;buttheirheartsarenotbrokenbythetracksofhorsesacrosstheirwheat—fields。I
doubt,indeed,whetherwheatisevermuchinjuredbysuchusage。
Butletthethoughtfulrideravoidthenew—sownbarley;and,aboveallthings,lethimgiveawideberthtothenew—laidmeadowsofartificialgrasses。Theyareneverlarge,andmayalwaysbeshunned。Tothemthepoachingofnumeroushorsesisabsolutedestruction。Thesurfaceofsuchenclosuresshouldbeassmoothasabilliard—table,sothatnowatermaylieinholes;
and,moreover,anyyoungplantcutbyahorse'sfootistroddenoutofexistence。Farmersdoseeeventhisdone,andlivethroughitwithoutopenwarfare;buttheyshouldnotbeputtosuchtrialsoftemperorpockettoooften。
Andnowformyfriendthehuntingfarmerinperson,thesportsmanwhomIalwaysregardasthemostindispensableadjuncttothefield,towhomItendermysparecigarwiththemostperfectexpressionofmygoodwill。Hisdressisnearlyalwaysthesame。Hewearsathickblackcoat,darkbrownbreeches,andtopboots,verywhiteincolour,orofaverydarkmahogany,accordingtohistaste。Thehuntingfarmeroftheoldschoolgenerallyridesinachimney—pothat;but,inthisparticular,theyoungerbrethrenoftheploughareleavingtheiroldhabits,andrunningintocaps,nethats,andotherinnovationswhich,I
own,aresomewhatdistastefultome。Andthereis,too,theostentatiousfarmer,whoridesinscarlet,signifyingtherebythathesubscribeshistenorfifteenguineastothehuntfund。
Buthere,inthispaper,itisnotofhimIspeak。Heisamanwhoissomuchlessthefarmer,inthatheisthemoreanordinarymanoftheordinaryworld。Thefarmerwhomwehavenowbeforeusshallweartheoldblackcoat,andtheoldblackhat,andthewhitetopboots,ratherdaubedintheirwhiteness;andheshallbethegenuinefarmeroftheoldschool。
Myfriendisgenerallyamodestmaninthefield,seldommuchgiventotalkingunlesshebefirstaddressed;andthenheprefersthatyoushalltakeuponyourselfthechiefburdenoftheconversation。Butoncertainhuntingsubjectshehashisopinion,indeed,averystrongopinion,andifyoucandrivehimfromthat,youreloquencemustbeverygreat。Heisveryurgentaboutspecialcoverts,andevenastospecialfoxes;andyouwilloftenfindsmoulderinginhisbosom,ifyoudivedeepenoughtosearchforit,ahalf—smotheredfireofindignationagainstthemasterbecausethecountryhas,accordingtoourfriend'sviews,beendrawnamiss。Insuchmattersthefarmerisgenerallyright;butheisslowtocommunicatehisideas,anddoesnotrecognizethefactthatothermenhavenotthesameopportunitiesforobservationwhichbelongtohim。Amaster,however,whounderstandshisbusinesswillgenerallyconsultafarmer;andhewillseldom,Ithink,orperhapsnever,consultanyoneelse。
Alwaysshakehandswithyourfriendthefarmer。Itputshimathiseasewithyou,andhewilltellyoumorewillinglyafterthatceremonywhatarehisideasaboutthewind,andwhatmaybeexpectedoftheday。Hisday'shuntingistohimasolemnthing,andhegivestoitallhisseriousthought。Ifanymancanpredicateanythingoftherunofafox,itisthefarmer。
Ihadalmostsaidthatifanyoneknewanythingofscent,itisthefarmer;butofscentIbelievethatnoteventhefarmerknowsanything。Butheknowsverymuchastothelieofthecountry,andshouldmygentlereaderbychancehavetakenaglassortwoofwineaboveordinaryovernight,theeffectofwhichwillpossiblybeatemporarydistastetostraightriding,noone'sknowledgeastothelineofthelanesissoserviceableasthatofthefarmer。
Astoriding,thereistheambitiousfarmerandtheunambitiousfarmer;thefarmerwhorideshard,thatis,ostensiblyhard,andthefarmerwhoissimplycontenttoknowwherethehoundsare,andtofollowthematadistancewhichshallmaintainhiminthatknowledge。Theambitiousfarmerisnotthehuntingfarmerinhisnormalcondition;heiseitheronewhohasaneyetosellinghishorse,and,ridingwiththatview,losesforthetimehispositionasfarmer;orheissomeexceptionaltillerofthesoilwhoprobablyisdangerouslyaddictedtohuntingasanothermanisaddictedtodrinking;andyoumaysurmiserespectinghimthatthingswillnotgowellwithhimafterayearortwo。Thefriendofmyheartisthefarmerwhorides,butrideswithoutsputtering;whonevermakesashowofit,butstillisalwaysthere;whofeelsittobenodisgracetoavoidarunoffenceswhenhisknowledgetellshimthatthismaybedonewithoutdangerofhislosinghisplace。Suchanonealwaysseesaruntotheend。Letthepacehavebeenwhatitmay,heisupintimetoseethecrowdofhoundshustlingfortheirprey,andtotakepartinthebuzzofsatisfactionwhichtheprosperityoftherunhasoccasioned。Butthefarmerneverkillshishorse,andseldomrideshimeventodistress。Heisnottobeseenloosinghisgirths,orlookingatthebeast'sflanks,orexamininghislegstoascertainwhatmischancesmayhaveoccurred。Hetakesitalleasily,asmenalwaystakemattersofbusinessinwhichtheyarequiteathome。Attheendoftherunhesitsmountedasquietlyashedidatthemeet,andhasnoneofthatappearanceofhavingdonesomethingwonderful,whichonsuchoccasionsissoverystronginthefacesoftheyoungerportionofthepinkbrigade。
Tothefarmerhisday'shuntingisverypleasant,andbyhabitisevenverynecessary;butitcomesinitsturnlikemarket—day,andproducesnoextraordinaryexcitement。Hedoesnotrejoiceoveranhourandtenminuteswithakillintheopen,asherejoiceswhenhehasreturnedtoParliamentthecandidatewhoispledgedtorepealofthemalt—tax;forthefarmerofwhomwearespeakingnow,thoughherideswithconstancy,doesnotridewithenthusiasm。
OfortunatisuasibonanorintfarmersofEngland!Whointhetownisthefarmer'sequal?Whatisthepositionwhichhisbrother,hisuncle,hiscousinholds?Heisashopkeeper,whoneverhasaholiday,anddoesnotknowwhattodowithitwhenitcomestohim;towhomthefreshairofheavenisastranger;
wholivesamongsugarsandoils,andthedustofshoddy,andthesizeofnewclothing。Shouldsuchanonetaketohuntingonceaweek,evenafteryearsoftoil,menwouldpointtheirfingersathimandwhisperamongthemselvesthathewasasgoodasruined。
Hisfriendswouldtellhimofhiswifeandchildren;and,indeed,wouldtellhimtruly,forhiscustomerswouldflyfromhim。Butnobodygrudgesthefarmerhisday'ssport!Noonethinksthatheiscrueltohischildrenandunjusttohiswifebecausehekeepsanagforhisamusement,andcanfindacoupleofdaysintheweektogoamonghisfriends。Andwithwhatadvantageshedoesthis!Afarmerwilldoasmuchwithonehorse,willseeasmuchhunting,asanoutsidememberofthehuntwilldowithfour,and,indeed,oftenmore。Heishisownhead—groom,andhasnoscrupleaboutbringinghishorseouttwiceaweek。Heasksnolivery—stablekeeperwhathisbeastcando,buttriesthepowersoftheanimalhimself,andkeepsinhisbreastacorrectrecord。
WhenthemanfromLondon,havingtakenallhecanoutofhisfirsthorse,hasriddenhissecondtoastand—still,thefarmertrotsuponhisstout,compactcob,withoutasignofdistress。