butmenwhomeettogethertodowickedthingsmeetinsmallparties。Mencannotgambleinthehunting—field,anddrinkingthereismoredifficultthaninalmostanyothersceneoflife。
  Anonyma,asweweretoldtheotherday,mayshowherself;butifso,sheridesalone。Theyoungmanmustbeabrazensinner,toofargoneforhuntingtohurthim,whowillridewithAnonymainthefield。Iknownovicewhichhuntingeitherproducesorrendersprobable,excepttheviceofextravagance;andtothat,ifamanbethatwaygiven,everypursuitinlifewillequallyleadhimAseatforaMetropolitanborough,oraloveofortolans,oratasteevenfornewbootswillruinamanwhoputshimselfinthewayofruin。Thesamemaybesaidofhunting,thesameandnomore。
  Butnotthelessisthegeneralfeelingverystrongagainstthehuntingparson;andnotthelesswillitremainsoinspiteofanythingthatImaysay。Underthesecircumstancesourfriendthehuntingparsonusuallyridesasthoughheweremoreorlessunderacloud。Thecloudisnottobeseeninamelancholybroworashameddemeanour;forthehuntingparsonwillhaveliveddownthosefeelings,andisgenerallytooforcibleamantoallowhimselftobesubjectedtosuchannoyances;noristhecloudtobefoundinanygentletardinessofhismotions,oranattemptatsuppressedriding;forthehuntingparsongenerallyrideshard。
  Unlesshelovedhuntingmuchhewouldnotbethere。Butthecloudistobeperceivedandheardinthemannerinwhichhespeaksofhimselfandhisowndoings。Heisnevernaturalinhisself—talkasisanyotherman。Heeitherfliesathisownclothatonce,marringsomefalseapologyforhispresence,tellingyouthatheistherejusttoseethehounds,andhintingtoyouhisownknowledgethathehasnobusinesstorideafterthem;orelsehedropshisprofessionaltogether,andspeakstoyouinatonewhichmakesyoufeelthatyouwouldnotdaretospeaktohimabouthisparish。Youcantalktothebankerabouthisbanking,thebrewerabouthisbrewing,thefarmerabouthisbarley,orthelandlordabouthisland;buttoahuntingparsonofthislatterclass,youmaynotsayawordabouthischurch。
  Therearethreemodesinwhichahuntingparsonmaydresshimselfforhunting,thevariationshavingreferencesolelytothenetherman。Asregardstheuppermantherecanneverbeadifference。Achimney—pothat,awhiteneckerchief,somewhatbroadinitsfoldsandstrongwithplentifulstarch,astoutblackcoat,cutrathershorterthaniscommonwithclergymen,andamodest,darksomewaistcoatthatshallattractnoattention,theseareallmattersofcourse。Buttheobserver,ifhewillallowhiseyetodescendbelowtheseuppergarments,willperceivethattheclergymanmaybecomfortableandboldinbreeches,orhemaybeuncomfortableandsemi—decorousinblacktrowsers。Andthereisanothermodeofdressopentohim,whichI
  canassuremyreadersisnotanunknowncostume,atertiumquid,bywhichsemi—decorumandcomfortarecombined。Thehuntingbreechesareputonfirst,andtheblacktrowsersaredrawnoverthem。
  Butinwhatevergarbthehuntingparsonmayride,healmostinvariablyrideswell,andalwaysenjoysthesport。Ifhedidnot,whatwouldtempthimtoruncounter,ashedoes,tohisbishopandtheoldladies?Andthough,whenthehoundsarefirstdashingoutofcovert,andwhenthesputteringisbeginningandtheeagerimpetuosityoftheyoungisdrivingmenthreeatatimeintothesamegap,whenthatwildexcitementofafoxjustawayisatitsheight,andordinarysportsmenarerushingforplaces,thoughatthesemomentsthehuntingparsonmaybeabletorestrainhimself,andtodeclarebyhismomentarytranquillitythatheisonlytheretoseethehounds,hewilleverbefound,seeingthehoundsalso,whenmanyofthateagercrowdhavelaggedbehind,altogetheroutofsightofthelasttailofthem。Hewilldropintotherunning,asitwereoutoftheclouds,whentheselectfewhavesettleddownsteadilytotheirsteadywork;andtheselectfewwillneverlookuponhimasonewho,afterthat,islikelytofalloutoftheirnumber。Hegoesoncertainlytothekill,andthenretiresalittleoutofthecircle,asthoughhehadtrottedinatthatspotfromhisordinaryparochialoccupations,justtoseethehounds。
  FormyselfIownthatIlikethehuntingparson。Igenerallyfindhimtobeaboutthepleasantestmaninthefield,withthemosttosayforhimself,whetherthetalkbeofhunting,ofpolitics,ofliterature,orofthecountry。Heisneverahuntingmanunalloyed,unadulterated,andunmixed,aclassofmanwhichisperhapsofallclassesthemosttediousandheavyinhand。Thetallow—chandlerwhocantalkonlyofcandles,orthebarristerwhocantalkonlyofhisbriefs,isverybad;butthehuntingmanwhocantalkonlyofhisruns,is,Ithink,worseeventhantheunadulteratedtallow—chandler,orthebarristerunmixed。Letmepauseforamomentheretobegyoungsportsmennottofallintothisterriblemistake。Suchboresinthefieldare,alas,toocommon;butthehuntingparsonneversinsafterthatfashion。
  Thoughakeensportsman,heissomethingelsebesidesasportsman,andforthatreason,iffornoother,isalwaysawelcomeadditiontothecrowd。
  ButstillImustconfessattheendofthispaper,asIhintedalsoatthebeginningofit,thatthehuntingparsonseemstohavemadeamistake。Heiskickingagainstthepricks,andrunningcountertothatsectionoftheworldwhichshouldbehissection。Heismakinghimselftostinkinthenostrilsofhisbishop,andisbecomingastumbling—block,andarockofoffencetohisbrethren。Itisbootlessforhimtoargue,asIhavehereargued,thathisamusementisinitselfinnocent,andthatsomeopen—airrecreationisnecessarytohim。Granthimthatthebishopsandoldladiesarewrongandthatheisrightinprinciple,andstillhewillnotbejustified。Whatevermaybeourwalkinlife,nomancanwalkwellwhodoesnotwalkwiththeesteemofhisfellows。Nowthoselittlewalksbythecovertsides,thosepleasantlittlewalksofwhichIamwriting,arenot,unfortunately,heldtobeestimable,orgoodforthemselves,byEnglishclergymeningeneral。
  THEMASTEROFHOUNDS。
  ThemasterofhoundsbestknownbymoderndescriptionisthemasteroftheJorrockstype。Now,asItakeit,thisisnotthetypebestknownbyEnglishsportsmen,nordotheJorrocksana,goodthoughtheybe,giveanyfairpictureofsuchamasterofhoundsasordinarilypresidesoverthehuntinEnglishcounties。
  Mr。Jorrockscomesintoahuntwhennooneelsecanbefoundtoundertakethework;when,inwantofanyonebetter,thesubscribershirehisservicesasthoseofanupperservant;when,infact,thehuntisatalowebb,andisstrugglingforexistence。Mr。Jorrockswithhiscarpet—bagthenmakeshisappearance,drivingthehardestbargainthathecan,purposingtodothecountryatthelowestpossiblefigure,followedbyashorttrainofmostundesirablenags,withreferencetowhichthewonderisthatMr。Jorrocksshouldbeabletoinduceanyhuntingservanttotrusthisnecktotheircustody。
  Mr。Jorrocksknowshiswork,andisgenerallyamostlaboriousman。Huntingishisprofession,butitisonebywhichhecanbarelyexist。Hehopestosellahorseortwoduringtheseason,andinthiswayaddssomethingofthetradeofadealertohisothertrade。Buthisofficeisthankless,ill—paid,closelywatched,andsubjecttoallmannerofindignities。Mensuspecthim,andthebestofthosewhoridewithhimwillhardlytreathimastheirequal。Heisacceptedasadisagreeablenecessity,andisdismissedassoonasthecountrycandobetterforitself。
  AnyhuntthathassubjecteditselftoMr。Jorrocksknowsthatitisindisgrace,andwillpassitsitinerantmasterontosomeotherdistrictassoonasitcansuititselfwithapropermasterofthegoodoldEnglishsort。
  Itisofsuchamasterasthis,amasterofthegoodoldEnglishsort,andnotofanitinerantcontractorforhunting,thatI
  hereintendtospeak。Suchamasterisusuallyanoldresidentinthecountywhichhehunts;oneofthosecountrynoblemenorgentlemenwhoseparksarethegloryofourEnglishlandscape,andwhosenamesaretobefoundinthepagesofourcountyrecords;
  orifnotthat,heisonewho,withaviewtohunting,hasbroughthisfamilyandfortuneintoanewdistrict,andhasfoundareadyplaceasacountrygentlemanamongnewneighbours。IthasbeensaidthatnooneshouldbecomeamemberofParliamentunlesshebeamanoffortune。Iholdsucharuletobemuchmoretruewithreferencetoamasterofhounds。Forhisownsakethisshouldbeso,andmuchmoresoforthesakeofthoseoverwhomhehastopreside。Itisapositioninwhichnomancanbepopularwithoutwealth,anditisapositionwhichnomanshouldseektofillunlesshebepreparedtospendhismoneyforthegratificationofothers。Ithasbeensaidofmastersofhoundsthattheymustalwayshavetheirhandsintheirpockets,andmustalwayshaveaguineatofindthere;andnothingcanbetruerthanthisifsuccessfulhuntingistobeexpected。Menhavehuntedcountries,doubtless,oneconomicalprinciples,andthesporthasbeencarriedonfromyeartoyear;butundersuchcircumstancesitiseverdwindlingandbecomingfrightfullyless。Thefoxesdisappear,andwhenfoundalmostinstantlysinkbelowground。