"Youcomeintime,mylord,"shesaid,"todecideadisputebetweenusladies。HerehasSirRichardVarneyaskedourpermissiontodepartfromtheCastlewithhisinfirmlady,having,ashetellsus,yourlordship'sconsenttohisabsence,sohecanobtainours。Certes,wehavenowilltowithholdhimfromtheaffectionatechargeofthispooryoungperson;butyouaretoknowthatSirRichardVarneyhaththisdayshownhimselfsomuchcaptivatedwiththeseladiesofours,thathereisourDuchessofRutlandsayshewillcarryhispoorinsanewifenofartherthanthelake,plungeherintotenantthecrystalpalacesthattheenchantednymphtoldusof,andreturnajollywidower,todryhistearsandtomakeupthelossamongourtrain。Howsayyou,mylord?WehaveseenVarneyundertwoorthreedifferentguises——youknowwhatarehisproperattributes——thinkyouheiscapableofplayinghisladysuchaknave'strick?"
  Leicesterwasconfounded,butthedangerwasurgent,andareplyabsolutelynecessary。"Theladies,"hesaid,"thinktoolightlyofoneoftheirownsex,insupposingshecoulddeservesuchafate;ortooillofours,tothinkitcouldbeinflicteduponaninnocentfemale。"
  "Hearhim,myladies,"saidElizabeth;"likeallhissex,hewouldexcusetheircrueltybyimputingficklenesstous。"
  "SaynotUS,madam,"repliedtheEarl。"Wesaythatmeanerwomen,likethelesserlightsofheaven,haverevolutionsandphases;butwhoshallimputemutabilitytothesun,ortoElizabeth?"
  Thediscoursepresentlyafterwardsassumedalessperiloustendency,andLeicestercontinuedtosupporthispartinitwithspirit,atwhateverexpenseofmentalagony。SopleasingdiditseemtoElizabeth,thattheCastlebellhadsoundedmidnighteresheretiredfromthecompany,acircumstanceunusualinherquietandregularhabitsofdisposingoftime。Herdeparturewas,ofcourse,thesignalforbreakingupthecompany,whodispersedtotheirseveralplacesofrepose,todreamoverthepastimesoftheday,ortoanticipatethoseofthemorrow。
  TheunfortunateLordoftheCastle,andfounderoftheproudfestival,retiredtofardifferentthoughts。HisdirectiontothevaletwhoattendedhimwastosendVarneyinstantlytohisapartment。Themessengerreturnedaftersomedelay,andinformedhimthatanhourhadelapsedsinceSirRichardVarneyhadlefttheCastlebytheposterngatewiththreeotherpersons,oneofwhomwastransportedinahorse—litter。
  "HowcamehetoleavetheCastleafterthewatchwasset?"saidLeicester。"Ithoughthewentnottilldaybreak。"
  "Hegavesatisfactoryreasons,asIunderstand,"saidthedomestic,"totheguard,and,asIhear,showedyourlordship'ssignet——"
  "True——true,"saidtheEarl;"yethehasbeenhasty。Doanyofhisattendantsremainbehind?"
  "MichaelLambourne,mylord,"saidthevalet,"wasnottobefoundwhenSirRichardVarneydeparted,andhismasterwasmuchincensedathisabsence。Isawhimbutnowsaddlinghishorsetogallopafterhismaster。"
  "Bidhimcomehitherinstantly,"saidLeicester;"Ihaveamessagetohismaster。"
  Theservantlefttheapartment,andLeicestertraverseditforsometimeindeepmeditation。"Varneyisover—zealous,"hesaid,"over—pressing。Helovesme,Ithink;buthehathhisownendstoserve,andheisinexorableinpursuitofthem。IfIrise,herises;andhehathshownhimselfalreadybuttoo,eagertoridmeofthisobstaclewhichseemstostandbetwixtmeandsovereignty。
  YetIwillnotstooptobearthisdisgrace。Sheshallbepunished,butitshallbemoreadvisedly。Ialreadyfeel,eveninanticipation,thatover—hastewouldlighttheflamesofhellinmybosom。No——onevictimisenoughatonce,andthatvictimalreadywaitsme。"
  Heseizeduponwritingmaterials,andhastilytracedthesewords:——
  "SirRichardVarney,wehaveresolvedtodeferthematterentrustedtoyourcare,andstrictlycommandyoutoproceednofurtherinrelationtoourCountessuntilourfurtherorder。WealsocommandyourinstantreturntoKenilworthassoonasyouhavesafelybestowedthatwithwhichyouareentrusted。Butifthesafe—placingofyourpresentchargeshalldetainyoulongerthanwethinkfor,wecommandyouinthatcasetosendbackoursignet—ringbyatrustyandspeedymessenger,wehavingpresentneedofthesame。Andrequiringyourstrictobedienceinthesethings,andcommendingyoutoGod'skeeping,werestyourassuredgoodfriendandmaster,R。LEICESTER。
  "GivenatourCastleofKenilworth,thetenthofJuly,intheyearofSalvationonethousandfivehundredandseventy—five。"
  AsLeicesterhadfinishedandsealedthismandate,MichaelLambourne,booteduptomid—thigh,havinghisriding—cloakgirthedaroundhimwithabroadbelt,andafeltcaponhishead,likethatofacourier,enteredhisapartment,usheredinbythevalet。
  "Whatisthycapacityofservice?"saidtheEarl。
  "Equerrytoyourlordship'smasterofthehorse,"answeredLambourne,withhiscustomaryassurance。
  "Tieupthysaucytongue,sir,"saidLeicester;"thejeststhatmaysuitSirRichardVarney'spresencesuitnotmine。Howsoonwiltthouovertakethymaster?"
  "Inonehour'sriding,mylord,ifmanandhorseholdgood,"saidLambourne,withaninstantalterationofdemeanour,fromanapproachtofamiliaritytothedeepestrespect。TheEarlmeasuredhimwithhiseyefromtoptotoe。
  "Ihaveheardofthee,"hesaid"mensaythouartapromptfellowinthyservice,buttoomuchgiventobrawlingandtowassailtobetrustedwiththingsofmoment。"
  "Mylord,"saidLambourne,"Ihavebeensoldier,sailor,traveller,andadventurer;andthesearealltradesinwhichmenenjoyto—day,becausetheyhavenosuretyofto—morrow。ButthoughImaymisusemineownleisure,IhaveneverneglectedthedutyIowemymaster。"
  "Seethatitbesointhisinstance,"saidLeicester,"anditshalldotheegood。DeliverthisletterspeedilyandcarefullyintoSirRichardVarney'shands。"
  "Doesmycommissionreachnofurther?"saidLambourne。
  "No,"answeredLeicester;"butitdeeplyconcernsmethatitbecarefullyaswellashastilyexecuted。"
  "Iwillspareneithercarenorhorse—flesh,"answeredLambourne,andimmediatelytookhisleave。
  "So,thisistheendofmyprivateaudience,fromwhichIhopedsomuch!"hemutteredtohimself,ashewentthroughthelonggallery,anddownthebackstaircase。Cogsbones!IthoughttheEarlhadwantedacastofmineofficeinsomesecretintrigue,anditallendsincarryingaletter!Well,hispleasureshallbedone,however;andashislordshipwellsays,itmaydomegoodanothertime。Thechildmustcreeperehewalk,andsomustyourinfantcourtier。Iwillhavealookintothisletter,however,whichhehathsealedsosloven—like。"Havingaccomplishedthis,heclappedhishandstogetherinecstasy,exclaiming,"TheCountesstheCountess!Ihavethesecretthatshallmakeormarme。——Butcomeforth,Bayard,"headded,leadinghishorseintothecourtyard,"foryourflanksandmyspursmustbepresentlyacquainted。"
  Lambournemounted,accordingly,andlefttheCastlebytheposterngate,wherehisfreepassagewaspermitted,inconsequenceofamessagetothateffectleftbySirRichardVarney。
  AssoonasLambourneandthevalethadlefttheapartment,Leicesterproceededtochangehisdressforaveryplainone,threwhismantlearoundhim,andtakingalampinhishand,wentbytheprivatepassageofcommunicationtoasmallsecretposterndoorwhichopenedintothecourtyard,neartotheentranceofthePleasance。Hisreflectionswereofamorecalmanddeterminedcharacterthantheyhadbeenatanylateperiod,andheendeavouredtoclaim,eveninhisowneyes,thecharacterofamanmoresinnedagainstthansinning。
  "Ihavesufferedthedeepestinjury,"suchwasthetenorofhismeditations,"yetIhaverestrictedtheinstantrevengewhichwasinmypower,andhavelimitedittothatwhichismanlyandnoble。Butshalltheunionwhichthisfalsewomanhasthisdaydisgracedremainanabidingfetteronme,tocheckmeinthenoblecareertowhichmydestiniesinviteme?No;thereareothermeansofdisengagingsuchties,withoutunloosingthecordsoflife。InthesightofGod,Iamnolongerboundbytheunionshehasbroken。Kingdomsshalldivideus,oceansrollbetwixtus,andtheirwaves,whoseabysseshaveswallowedwholenavies,shallbethesoledepositoriesofthedeadlymystery。"
  BysuchatrainofargumentdidLeicesterlabourtoreconcilehisconsciencetotheprosecutionofplansofvengeance,sohastilyadopted,andofschemesofambition,whichhadbecomesowoveninwitheverypurposeandactionofhislifethathewasincapableoftheeffortofrelinquishingthem,untilhisrevengeappearedtohimtowearafaceofjustice,andevenofgenerousmoderation。
  InthismoodthevindictiveandambitiousEarlenteredthesuperbprecinctsofthePleasance,thenilluminedbythefullmoon。Thebroad,yellowlightwasreflectedonallsidesfromthewhitefreestone,ofwhichthepavement,balustrades,andarchitecturalornamentsoftheplacewereconstructed;andnotasinglefleecycloudwasvisibleintheazuresky,sothatthescenewasnearlyaslightasifthesunhadbutjustleftthehorizon。Thenumerousstatuesofwhitemarbleglimmeredinthepalelightlikesomanysheetedghostsjustarisenfromtheirsepulchres,andthefountainsthrewtheirjetsintotheairasiftheysoughtthattheirwatersshouldbebrightenedbythemoonbeamseretheyfelldownagainupontheirbasinsinshowersofsparklingsilver。Thedayhadbeensultry,andthegentlenight—breezewhichsighedalongtheterraceofthePleasanceraisednotadeeperbreaththanthefaninthehandofyouthfulbeauty。Thebirdofsummernighthadbuiltmanyanestinthebowersoftheadjacentgarden,andthetenantsnowindemnifiedthemselvesforsilenceduringthedaybyafullchorusoftheirownunrivalledwarblings,nowjoyous,nowpathetic,nowunited,nowresponsivetoeachother,asiftoexpresstheirdelightintheplacidanddeliciousscenetowhichtheypouredtheirmelody。
  Musingonmattersfardifferentfromthefallofwaters,thegleamofmoonlight,orthesongofthenightingale,thestatelyLeicesterwalkedslowlyfromtheoneendoftheterracetotheother,hiscloakwrappedaroundhim,andhisswordunderhisarm,withoutseeinganythingresemblingthehumanform。
  "Ihavebeenfooledbymyowngenerosity,"hesaid,"ifIhavesufferedthevillaintoescapeme——ay,andperhapstogototherescueoftheadulteress,whoissopoorlyguarded。"
  Thesewerehisthoughts,whichwereinstantlydispelledwhen,turningtolookbacktowardstheentrance,hesawahumanformadvancingslowlyfromtheportico,anddarkeningthevariousobjectswithitsshadow,aspassingthemsuccessively,initsapproachtowardshim。
  "ShallIstrikeereIagainhearhisdetestedvoice?"wasLeicester'sthought,ashegraspedthehiltofthesword。"Butno!Iwillseewhichwayhisvilepracticetends。Iwillwatch,disgustingasitis,thecoilsandmazesoftheloathsomesnake,ereIputforthmystrengthandcrushhim。"
  Hishandquittedthesword—hilt,andheadvancedslowlytowardsTressilian,collecting,fortheirmeeting,alltheself—
  possessionhecouldcommand,untiltheycamefronttofrontwitheachother。
  Tressilianmadeaprofoundreverence,towhichtheEarlrepliedwithahaughtyinclinationofthehead,andthewords,"Yousoughtsecretconferencewithme,sir;Iamhere,andattentive。"
  "Mylord,"saidTressilian,"IamsoearnestinthatwhichIhavetosay,andsodesiroustofindapatient,nay,afavourablehearing,thatIwillstooptoexculpatemyselffromwhatevermightprejudiceyourlordshipagainstme。Youthinkmeyourenemy?"
  "HaveInotsomeapparentcause?"answeredLeicester,perceivingthatTressilianpausedforareply。
  "Youdomewrong,mylord。Iamafriend,butneitheradependantnorpartisan,oftheEarlofSussex,whomcourtierscallyourrival;anditissomeconsiderabletimesinceIceasedtoconsidereithercourtsorcourtintriguesassuitedtomytemperorgenius。"
  "Nodoubt,sir,"answeredLeicester"thereareotheroccupationsmoreworthyascholar,andforsuchtheworldholdsMasterTressilian。Lovehashisintriguesaswellasambition。"
  "Iperceive,mylord,"repliedTressilian,"yougivemuchweighttomyearlyattachmentfortheunfortunateyoungpersonofwhomI
  amabouttospeak,andperhapsthinkIamprosecutinghercauseoutofrivalry,morethanasenseofjustice。"
  "Nomatterformythoughts,sir,"saidtheEarl;"proceed。Youhaveasyetspokenofyourselfonly——animportantandworthysubjectdoubtless,butwhich,perhaps,doesnotaltogethersodeeplyconcernmethatIshouldpostponemyreposetohearit。
  Sparemefurtherprelude,sir,andspeaktothepurposeifindeedyouhaveaughttosaythatconcernsme。Whenyouhavedone,I,inmyturn,havesomethingtocommunicate。"
  "Iwillspeak,then,withoutfurtherprelude,mylord,"answeredTressilian,"havingtosaythatwhich,asitconcernsyourlordship'shonour,Iamconfidentyouwillnotthinkyourtimewastedinlisteningto。IhavetorequestanaccountfromyourlordshipoftheunhappyAmyRobsart,whosehistoryistoowellknowntoyou。IregretdeeplythatIdidnotatoncetakethiscourse,andmakeyourselfjudgebetweenmeandthevillainbywhomsheisinjured。Mylord,sheextricatedherselffromanunlawfulandmostperilousstateofconfinement,trustingtotheeffectsofherownremonstranceuponherunworthyhusband,andextortedfrommeapromisethatIwouldnotinterfereinherbehalfuntilshehadusedherowneffortstohaveherrightsacknowledgedbyhim。"
  "Ha,"saidLeicester,"rememberyoutowhomyouspeak?"
  "Ispeakofherunworthyhusband,mylord,"repeatedTressilian,"andmyrespectcanfindnosofterlanguage。Theunhappyyoungwomaniswithdrawnfrommyknowledge,andsequesteredinsomesecretplaceofthisCastle——ifshebenottransferredtosomeplaceofseclusionbetterfittedforbaddesigns。Thismustbereformed,mylord——Ispeakitasauthorizedbyherfather——andthisill—fatedmarriagemustbeavouchedandprovedintheQueen'spresence,andtheladyplacedwithoutrestraintandatherownfreedisposal。Andpermitmetosayitconcernsnoone'shonourthatthesemostjustdemandsofmineshouldbecompliedwithsomuchasitdoesthatofyourlordship。"
  TheEarlstoodasifhehadbeenpetrifiedattheextremecoolnesswithwhichtheman,whomheconsideredashavinginjuredhimsodeeply,pleadedthecauseofhiscriminalparamour,asifshehadbeenaninnocentwomanandheadisinterestedadvocate;
  norwashiswonderlessenedbythewarmthwithwhichTressilianseemedtodemandforhertherankandsituationwhichshehaddisgraced,andtheadvantagesofwhichshewasdoubtlesstosharewiththeloverwhoadvocatedhercausewithsucheffrontery。
  TressilianhadbeensilentformorethanaminuteeretheEarlrecoveredfromtheexcessofhisastonishment;andconsideringtheprepossessionswithwhichhismindwasoccupied,thereislittlewonderthathispassiongainedthemasteryofeveryotherconsideration。"Ihaveheardyou,MasterTressilian,"saidhe,"withoutinterruption,andIblessGodthatmyearswereneverbeforemadetotinglebythewordsofsofrontlessavillain。
  Thetaskofchastisingyouisfitterforthehangman'sscourgethantheswordofanobleman,butyet——Villain,drawanddefendthyself!"
  Ashespokethelastwords,hedroppedhismantleontheground,struckTressiliansmartlywithhissheathedsword,andinstantlydrawinghisrapier,puthimselfintoapostureofassault。ThevehementfuryofhislanguageatfirstfilledTressilian,inhisturn,withsurpriseequaltowhatLeicesterhadfeltwhenheaddressedhim。Butastonishmentgaveplacetoresentmentwhentheunmeritedinsultsofhislanguagewerefollowedbyablowwhichimmediatelyputtoflighteverythoughtsavethatofinstantcombat。Tressilian'sswordwasinstantlydrawn;andthoughperhapssomewhatinferiortoLeicesterintheuseoftheweapon,heunderstooditwellenoughtomaintainthecontestwithgreatspirit,theratherthatofthetwohewasforthetimethemorecool,sincehecouldnothelpimputingLeicester'sconducteithertoactualfrenzyortotheinfluenceofsomestrongdelusion。
  Therencontrehadcontinuedforseveralminutes,withouteitherpartyreceivingawound,whenofasuddenvoiceswereheardbeneaththeporticowhichformedtheentranceoftheterrace,mingledwiththestepsofmenadvancinghastily。"Weareinterrupted,"saidLeicestertohisantagonist;"followme。"
  Atthesametimeavoicefromtheporticosaid,"Thejackanapeisright——theyaretiltinghere。"
  Leicester,meanwhile,drewoffTressilianintoasortofrecessbehindoneofthefountains,whichservedtoconcealthem,whilesixoftheyeomenoftheQueen'sguardpassedalongthemiddlewalkofthePleasance,andtheycouldhearonesaytotherest,"Weshallneverfindthemto—nightamongallthesesquirtingfunnels,squirrelcages,andrabbit—holes;butifwelightnotonthembeforewereachthefartherend,wewillreturn,andmountaguardattheentrance,andsosecurethemtillmorning。"
  "Apropermatter,"saidanother,"thedrawingofswordssoneartheQueen'spresence,ay,andinherverypalaceas'twere!Hangit,theymustbesomepoordrunkengame—cocksfallentosparring——'twerepityalmostweshouldfindthem——thepenaltyischoppingoffahand,isitnot?——'twerehardtolosehandforhandlingabitofsteel,thatcomessonaturaltoone'sgripe。"
  "Thouartabrawlerthyself,George,"saidanother;"buttakeheed,forthelawstandsasthousayest。"
  "Ay,"saidthefirst,"antheactbenotmildlyconstrued;forthouknowest'tisnottheQueen'spalace,butmyLordofLeicester's。"
  "Why,forthatmatter,thepenaltymaybeassevere,"saidanother"foranourgraciousMistressbeQueen,assheis,Godsaveher,myLordofLeicesterisasgoodasKing。"
  "Hush,thouknave!"saidathird;"howknowestthouwhomaybewithinhearing?"
  Theypassedon,makingakindofcarelesssearch,butseeminglymoreintentontheirownconversationthanbentondiscoveringthepersonswhohadcreatedthenocturnaldisturbance。
  Theyhadnosoonerpassedforwardalongtheterrace,thanLeicester,makingasigntoTressiliantofollowhim,glidedawayinanoppositedirection,andescapedthroughtheporticoundiscovered。HeconductedTressiliantoMervyn'sTower,inwhichhewasnowagainlodged;andthen,erepartingwithhim,saidthesewords,"Ifthouhastcouragetocontinueandbringtoanendwhatisthusbrokenoff,benearmewhenthecourtgoesforthto—morrow;weshallfindatime,andIwillgiveyouasignalwhenitisfitting。"
  "Mylord,"saidTressilian,"atanothertimeImighthaveinquiredthemeaningofthisstrangeandfuriousinveteracyagainstme。Butyouhavelaidthatonmyshoulderwhichonlybloodcanwashaway;andwereyouashighasyourproudestwishesevercarriedyou,Iwouldhavefromyousatisfactionformywoundedhonour。"
  Onthesetermstheyparted,buttheadventuresofthenightwerenotyetendedwithLeicester。HewascompelledtopassbySaintlowe'sTower,inordertogaintheprivatepassagewhichledtohisownchamber;andintheentrancethereofhemetLordHunsdonhalfclothed,andwithanakedswordunderhisarm。
  "Areyouawakened,too,withthis'larum,myLordofLeicester?"
  saidtheoldsoldier。"'Tiswell。Bygog'snails,thenightsareasnoisyasthedayinthisCastleofyours。SometwohourssinceIwaswakedbythescreamsofthatpoorbrain—sickLadyVarney,whomherhusbandwasforcingaway。IpromiseyouitrequiredbothyourwarrantandtheQueen'stokeepmefromenteringintothegame,andcuttingthatVarneyofyoursoverthehead。AndnowthereisabrawldowninthePleasance,orwhatcallyouthestoneterrace—walkwhereallyondergimcracksstand?"
  Thefirstpartoftheoldman'sspeechwentthroughtheEarl'sheartlikeaknife;tothelastheansweredthathehimselfhadheardtheclashofswords,andhadcomedowntotakeorderwiththosewhohadbeensoinsolentsoneartheQueen'spresence。
  "Nay,then,"saidHunsdon,"Iwillbegladofyourlordship'scompany。"
  LeicesterwasthuscompelledtoturnbackwiththerougholdLordtothePleasance,whereHunsdonheardfromtheyeomenoftheguard,whowereunderhisimmediatecommand,theunsuccessfulsearchtheyhadmadefortheauthorsofthedisturbance;andbestowedfortheirpainssomerounddozenofcursesonthem,aslazyknavesandblindwhoresons。Leicesteralsothoughtitnecessarytoseemangrythatnodiscoveryhadbeeneffected;butatlengthsuggestedtoLordHunsdon,thatafterallitcouldonlybesomefoolishyoungmenwhohadbeendrinkinghealthspottle—
  deep,andwhoshouldbesufficientlyscaredbythesearchwhichhadtakenplaceafterthem。Hunsdon,whowashimselfattachedtohiscup,allowedthatapint—flagonmightcovermanyofthefollieswhichithadcaused,"But,"addedhe,"unlessyourlordshipwillbelessliberalinyourhousekeeping,andrestraintheoverflowofale,andwine,andwassail,Iforeseeitwillendinmyhavingsomeofthesegoodfellowsintotheguard—house,andtreatingthemtoadoseofthestrappado。Andwiththiswarning,goodnighttoyou。"
  Joyfulatbeingridofhiscompany,Leicestertookleaveofhimattheentranceofhislodging,wheretheyhadfirstmet,andenteringtheprivatepassage,tookupthelampwhichhehadleftthere,andbyitsexpiringlightfoundthewaytohisownapartment。
  CHAPTERXXXIX。
  Room!room!formyhorsewillwinceIfhecomeswithinsomanyyardsofaprince;
  Fortotellyoutrue,andinrhyme,Hewasfoal'dinQueenElizabeth'stime;
  WhenthegreatEarlofLesterInhiscastledidfeasther。
  BENJONSON,MASQUEOFOWLS。
  TheamusementwithwhichElizabethandhercourtwerenextdaytoberegaledwasanexhibitionbythetrue—heartedmenofCoventry,whoweretorepresentthestrifebetweentheEnglishandtheDanes,agreeablytoacustomlongpreservedintheirancientborough,andwarrantedfortruthbyoldhistoriesandchronicles。
  InthispageantonepartyofthetownsfolkpresentedtheSaxonsandtheothertheDanes,andsetforth,bothinruderhymesandwithhardblows,thecontentionsofthesetwofiercenations,andtheAmazoniancourageoftheEnglishwomen,who,accordingtothestory,weretheprincipalagentsinthegeneralmassacreoftheDanes,whichtookplaceatHocktide,intheyearofGod1012。
  Thissport,whichhadbeenlongafavouritepastimewiththemenofCoventry,had,itseems,beenputdownbytheinfluenceofsomezealousclergymenofthemoreprecisecast,whochancedtohaveconsiderableinfluencewiththemagistrates。ButthegeneralityoftheinhabitantshadpetitionedtheQueenthattheymighthavetheirplayagain,andbehonouredwithpermissiontorepresentitbeforeherHighness。AndwhenthematterwascanvassedinthelittlecouncilwhichusuallyattendedtheQueenfordispatchofbusiness,theproposal,althoughopposedbysomeofthestrictersort,foundfavourintheeyesofElizabeth,whosaidthatsuchtoysoccupied,withoutoffence,themindsofmanywho,lackingthem,mightfindworsesubjectsofpastime;andthattheirpastors,howevercommendableforlearningandgodliness,weresomewhattoosourinpreachingagainstthepastimesoftheirflocksandsothepageantwaspermittedtoproceed。
  Accordingly,afteramorningrepast,whichMasterLanehamcallsanambrosialbreakfast,theprincipalpersonsofthecourtinattendanceuponherMajestypressedtotheGallery—tower,towitnesstheapproachofthetwocontendingpartiesofEnglishandDanes;andafterasignalhadbeengiven,thegatewhichopenedinthecircuitoftheChasewasthrownwidetoadmitthem。Ontheycame,footandhorse;forsomeofthemoreambitiousburghersandyeomenhadputthemselvesintofantasticdresses,imitatingknights,inordertoresemblethechivalryofthetwodifferentnations。However,topreventfatalaccidents,theywerenotpermittedtoappearonrealhorses,buthadonlylicensetoaccoutrethemselveswiththosehobby—horses,astheyarecalled,whichancientlyformedthechiefdelightofamorrice—
  dance,andwhichstillareexhibitedonthestage,inthegrandbattlefoughtattheconclusionofMr。Bayes'stragedy。Theinfantryfollowedinsimilardisguises。Thewholeexhibitionwastobeconsideredasasortofanti—masque,orburlesqueofthemorestatelypageantsinwhichthenobilityandgentryborepartintheshow,and,tothebestoftheirknowledge,imitatedwithaccuracythepersonageswhomtheyrepresented。TheHocktideplaywasofadifferentcharacter,theactorsbeingpersonsofinferiordegree,andtheirhabitsthebetterfittedfortheoccasion,themoreincongruousandridiculousthattheywereinthemselves。Accordinglytheirarray,whichtheprogressofourtaleallowsusnotimetodescribe,wasludicrousenough;andtheirweapons,thoughsufficientlyformidabletodealsoundblows,werelongalder—polesinsteadoflances,andsoundcudgelsforswords;andforfence,bothcavalryandinfantrywerewellequippedwithstoutheadpiecesandtargets,bothmadeofthickleather。
  CaptainCoxe,thatcelebratedhumoristofCoventry,whoselibraryofballads,almanacs,andpennyhistories,fairlywrappedupinparchment,andtiedroundforsecuritywithapieceofwhipcord,remainsstilltheenvyofantiquaries,beinghimselftheingeniouspersonunderwhosedirectionthepageanthadbeensetforth,rodevaliantlyonhishobby—horsebeforethebandsofEnglish,high—trussed,saithLaneham,andbrandishinghislongsword,asbecameanexperiencedmanofwar,whohadfoughtundertheQueen'sfather,bluffKingHenry,atthesiegeofBoulogne。
  Thischieftainwas,asrightandreasoncraved,thefirsttoenterthelists,andpassingtheGalleryattheheadofhismyrmidons,kissedthehiltofhisswordtotheQueen,andexecutedatthesametimeagambade,thelikewhereofhadneverbeenpractisedbytwo—leggedhobby—horse。Thenpassingonwithallhisfollowersofcavaliersandinfantry,hedrewthemupwithmartialskillattheoppositeextremityofthebridge,ortilt—
  yard,untilhisantagonistshouldbefairlypreparedfortheonset。
  Thiswasnolonginterval;fortheDanishcavalryandinfantry,nowayinferiortotheEnglishinnumber,valour,andequipment,instantlyarrived,withthenorthernbagpipeblowingbeforethemintokenoftheircountry,andheadedbyacunningmasterofdefence,onlyinferiortotherenownedCaptainCoxe,iftohim,inthedisciplineofwar。TheDanes,asinvaders,tooktheirstationundertheGallery—tower,andoppositetothatofMortimer;andwhentheirarrangementswerecompletelymade,asignalwasgivenfortheencounter。
  Theirfirstchargeuponeachotherwasrathermoderate,foreitherpartyhadsomedreadofbeingforcedintothelake。Butasreinforcementscameuponeitherside,theencountergrewfromaskirmishintoablazingbattle。Theyrushedupononeanother,asMasterLanehamtestifies,likeramsinflamedbyjealousy,withsuchfuriousencounterthatbothpartieswereoftenoverthrown,andtheclubsandtargetsmadeamosthorribleclatter。Inmanyinstancesthathappenedwhichhadbeendreadedbythemoreexperiencedwarriorswhobeganthedayofstrife。Therailswhichdefendedtheledgesofthebridgehadbeen,perhapsonpurpose,leftbutslightlyfastened,andgavewayunderthepressureofthosewhothrongedtothecombat,sothatthehotcourageofmanyofthecombatantsreceivedasufficientcooling。
  Theseincidentsmighthaveoccasionedmoreseriousdamagethanbecamesuchanaffray,formanyofthechampionswhometwiththismischancecouldnotswim,andthosewhocouldwereencumberedwiththeirsuitsofleathernandofpaperarmour;butthecasehadbeenprovidedfor,andtherewereseveralboatsinreadinesstopickuptheunfortunatewarriorsandconveythemtothedryland,where,drippinganddejected,theycomfortedthemselveswiththehotaleandstrongwaterswhichwereliberallyallowedtothem,withoutshowinganydesiretore—entersodesperateaconflict。
  CaptainCoxealone,thatparagonofBlack—Letterantiquaries,aftertwiceexperiencing,horseandman,theperilousleapfromthebridgeintothelake,equaltoanyextremitytowhichthefavouriteheroesofchivalry,whoseexploitshestudiedinanabridgedform,whetherAmadis,Belianis,Bevis,orhisownGuyofWarwick,hadeverbeensubjectedto——CaptainCoxe,werepeat,didalone,aftertwosuchmischances,rushagainintotheheatofconflict,hisbasesandthefootclothofhishobby—horsedroppingwater,andtwicereanimatedbyvoiceandexamplethedroopingspiritsoftheEnglish;sothatatlasttheirvictoryovertheDanishinvadersbecame,aswasjustandreasonable,completeanddecisive。WorthyhewastoberenderedimmortalbythepenofBenJonson,who,fiftyyearsafterwards,deemedthatamasque,exhibitedatKenilworth,couldbeusheredinbynonewithsomuchproprietyasbytheghostofCaptainCoxe,mounteduponhisredoubtedhobby—horse。