"Iamnotheretobandywords,"sayshisGrace:"franklyItellyouthatyourvisitstothishousearetoofrequent,andthatIchoosenopresentsfortheDuchessofHamiltonfromgentlementhatbearanametheyhavenorightto。"
  "Mylord!"breaksoutLadyCastlewood,"Mr。Esmondhaththebestrighttothatnameofanymanintheworld:and'tisasoldandashonorableasyourGrace's。"
  MyLordDukesmiled,andlookedasifLadyCastlewoodwasmad,thatwassotalkingtohim。
  "IfIcalledhimbenefactor,"saidmymistress,"itisbecausehehasbeensotous——yes,thenoblest,thetruest,thebravest,thedearestofbenefactors。Hewouldhavesavedmyhusband'slifefromMohun'ssword。Hedidsavemyboy's,anddefendedhimfromthatvillain。Arethosenobenefits?"
  "IaskColonelEsmond'spardon,"sayshisGrace,ifpossiblemorehaughtythanbefore。"Iwouldsaynotawordthatshouldgivehimoffence,andthankhimforhiskindnesstoyourladyship'sfamily。
  MyLordMohunandIareconnected,youknow,bymarriage——thoughneitherbybloodnorfriendship;butImustrepeatwhatIsaid,thatmywifecanreceivenopresentsfromColonelEsmond。"
  "MydaughtermayreceivepresentsfromtheHeadofourHouse:mydaughtermaythankfullytakekindnessfromherfather's,hermother's,herbrother'sdearestfriend;andbegratefulforonemorebenefitbesidesthethousandweowehim,"criesLadyEsmond。
  "Whatisastringofdiamondstonescomparedtothataffectionhehathgivenus——ourdearestpreserverandbenefactor?WeowehimnotonlyFrank'slife,butourall——yes,ourall,"saysmymistress,withaheightenedcolorandatremblingvoice。"Thetitlewebearishis,ifhewouldclaimit。'Tiswewhohavenorighttoourname:nothethat'stoogreatforit。Hesacrificedhisnameatmydyinglord'sbedside——sacrificedittomyorphanchildren;gaveuprankandhonorbecausehelovedussonobly。HisfatherwasViscountofCastlewoodandMarquisofEsmondbeforehim;
  andheishisfather'slawfulsonandtrueheir,andwearetherecipientsofhisbounty,andhethechiefofahousethat'sasoldasyourown。Andifheiscontenttoforegohisnamethatmychildmaybearit,welovehimandhonorhimandblesshimunderwhatevernamehebears"——andherethefondandaffectionatecreaturewouldhaveknelttoEsmondagain,butthathepreventedher;andBeatrix,runninguptoherwithapalefaceandacryofalarm,embracedherandsaid,"Mother,whatisthis?"
  "'Tisafamilysecret,myLordDuke,"saysColonelEsmond:"poorBeatrixknewnothingofit;nordidmyladytillayearago。AndI
  haveasgoodarighttoresignmytitleasyourGrace'smothertoabdicateherstoyou。"
  "IshouldhavetoldeverythingtotheDukeofHamilton,"saidmymistress,"hadhisGraceappliedtomeformydaughter'shand,andnottoBeatrix。Ishouldhavespokenwithyouthisverydayinprivate,mylord,hadnotyourwordsbroughtaboutthissuddenexplanation——andnow'tisfitBeatrixshouldhearit;andknow,asIwouldhavealltheworldknow,whatweowetoourkinsmanandpatron。"
  Andtheninhertouchingway,andhavingholdofherdaughter'shand,andspeakingtoherratherthanmyLordDuke,LadyCastlewoodtoldthestorywhichyouknowalready——laudinguptotheskiesherkinsman'sbehavior。OnhissideMr。Esmondexplainedthereasonsthatseemedquitesufficientlycogentwithhim,whythesuccessioninthefamily,asatpresentitstood,shouldnotbedisturbed;andheshouldremainashewas,ColonelEsmond。
  "AndMarquisofEsmond,mylord,"sayshisGrace,withalowbow。
  "Permitmetoaskyourlordship'spardonforwordsthatwereutteredinignorance;andtobegforthefavorofyourfriendship。
  Tobealliedtoyou,sir,mustbeanhonorunderwhatevernameyouareknown"(sohisGracewaspleasedtosay);"andinreturnforthesplendidpresentyoumakemywife,yourkinswoman,IhopeyouwillpleasetocommandanyservicethatJamesDouglascanperform。
  IshallneverbeeasyuntilIrepayyouapartofmyobligationsatleast;andereverylong,andwiththemissionherMajestyhathgivenme,"saystheDuke,"thatmayperhapsbeinmypower。I
  shallesteemitasafavor,mylord,ifColonelEsmondwillgiveawaythebride。"
  "Andifhewilltaketheusualpaymentinadvance,heiswelcome,"
  saysBeatrix,steppinguptohim;and,asEsmondkissedher,shewhispered,"Oh,whydidn'tIknowyoubefore?"
  MyLordDukewasashotasaflameatthissalute,butsaidneveraword:Beatrixmadehimaproudcurtsy,andthetwoladiesquittedtheroomtogether。
  "WhendoesyourExcellencygoforParis?"asksColonelEsmond。
  "Assoonaftertheceremonyasmaybe,"hisGraceanswered。"'TisfixedforthefirstofDecember:itcannotbesooner。Theequipagewillnotbereadytillthen。TheQueenintendstheembassyshouldbeverygrand——andIhavelawbusinesstosettle。Thatill—omenedMohunhascome,oriscoming,toLondonagain:weareinalawsuitaboutmylateLordGerard'sproperty;andhehathsenttometomeethim。"
  CHAPTERV。
  MOHUNAPPEARSFORTHELASTTIMEINTHISHISTORY。
  BesidesmyLordDukeofHamiltonandBrandon,whoforfamilyreasonshadkindlypromisedhisprotectionandpatronagetoColonelEsmond,hehadothergreatfriendsinpowernow,bothableandwillingtoassisthim,andhemight,withsuchallies,lookforwardtoasfortunateadvancementincivillifeathomeashehadgotrapidpromotionabroad。HisGracewasmagnanimousenoughtooffertotakeMr。EsmondassecretaryonhisParisembassy,butnodoubtheintendedthatproposalshouldberejected;atanyrate,Esmondcouldnotbearthethoughtsofattendinghismistressfartherthanthechurch—doorafterhermarriage,andsodeclinedthatofferwhichhisgenerousrivalmadehim。
  OthergentlemeninpowerwereliberalatleastofcomplimentsandpromisestoColonelEsmond。Mr。Harley,nowbecomemyLordOxfordandMortimer,andinstalledKnightoftheGarteronthesamedayashisGraceofHamiltonhadreceivedthesamehonor,senttotheColoneltosaythataseatinParliamentshouldbeathisdisposalpresently,andMr。St。JohnheldoutmanyflatteringhopesofadvancementtotheColonelwhenheshouldentertheHouse。
  Esmond'sfriendswereallsuccessful,andthemostsuccessfulandtriumphantofallwashisdearoldcommander,GeneralWebb,whowasnowappointedLieutenant—GeneraloftheLandForces,andreceivedwithparticularhonorbytheMinistry,bytheQueen,andthepeopleoutofdoors,whohuzza'dthebravechiefwhentheyusedtoseehiminhischariotgoingtotheHouseortotheDrawing—room,orhobblingonfoottohiscoachfromSt。Stephen'suponhisgloriousoldcrutchandstick,andcheeredhimasloudastheyhadeverdoneMarlborough。
  ThatgreatDukewasutterlydisgraced;andhonestoldWebbdatedallhisGrace'smisfortunesfromWynendael,andvowedthatFateservedthetraitorright。DuchessSarahhadalsogonetoruin;shehadbeenforcedtogiveupherkeys,andherplaces,andherpensions:——"Ah,ah!"saysWebb,"shewouldhavelockedupthreemillionsofFrenchcrownswithherkeyshadIbutbeenknockedonthehead,butIstoppedthatconvoyatWynendael。"OurenemyCardonnelwasturnedoutoftheHouseofCommons(alongwithMr。
  Walpole)formalversationofpublicmoney。CadoganlosthisplaceofLieutenantoftheTower。Marlborough'sdaughtersresignedtheirpostsofladiesofthebedchamber;andsocompletewastheDuke'sdisgrace,thathisson—in—law,LordBridgewater,wasabsolutelyobligedtogiveuphislodgingsatSt。James's,andhadhishalf—
  pension,asMasteroftheHorse,takenaway。ButIthinkthelowestdepthofMarlborough'sfallwaswhenhehumblysenttoaskGeneralWebbwhenhemightwaituponhim;hewhohadcommandedthestoutoldGeneral,whohadinjuredhimandsneeredathim,whohadkepthimdanglinginhisante—chamber,whocouldnotevenafterhisgreatservicecondescendtowritehimaletterinhisownhand。
  Thenationwasaseagerforpeaceaseverithadbeenhotforwar。
  ThePrinceofSavoycameamongstus,hadhisaudienceoftheQueen,andgothisfamousSwordofHonor,andstrovewithallhisforcetoformaWhigpartytogether,tobringovertheyoungPrinceofHanovertodoanythingwhichmightprolongthewar,andconsummatetheruinoftheoldsovereignwhomhehatedsoimplacably。Butthenationwastiredofthestruggle:socompletelyweariedofitthatnotevenourdefeatatDenaincouldrouseusintoanyanger,thoughsuchanactionsolosttwoyearsbeforewouldhavesetallEnglandinafury。'TwaseasytoseethatthegreatMarlboroughwasnotwiththearmy。Eugenewasobligedtofallbackinarage,andforegothedazzlingrevengeofhislife。'TwasinvaintheDuke'ssideasked,"Wouldwesufferourarmstobeinsulted?Wouldwenotsendbacktheonlychampionwhocouldrepairourhonor?"Thenationhadhaditsbellyfuloffighting;norcouldtauntsoroutcriesgoadupourBritonsanymore。
  Forastatesmanthatwasalwayspratingofliberty,andhadthegrandestphilosophicmaximsinhismouth,itmustbeownedthatMr。
  St。JohnsometimesratheractedlikeaTurkishthanaGreekphilosopher,andespeciallyfellfoulofoneunfortunatesetofmen,themenofletters,withatyrannyalittleextraordinaryinamanwhoprofessedtorespecttheircallingsomuch。Theliterarycontroversyatthistimewasverybitter,theGovernmentsidewasthewinningone,thepopularone,andIthinkmighthavebeenthemercifulone。'Twasnaturalthattheoppositionshouldbepeevishandcryout:somemendidsofromtheirhearts,admiringtheDukeofMarlborough'sprodigioustalents,anddeploringthedisgraceofthegreatestgeneraltheworldeverknew:'twasthestomachthatcausedotherpatriotstogrumble,andsuchmencriedoutbecausetheywerepoor,andpaidtodoso。AgainstthesemyLordBolingbrokenevershowedtheslightestmercy,whippingadozenintoprisonorintothepillorywithouttheleastcommiseration。
  FromhavingbeenamanofarmsMr。Esmondhadnowcometobeamanofletters,butonasafersidethanthatinwhichtheabove—citedpoorfellowsventuredtheirlibertiesandears。Therewasnodangeronours,whichwasthewinningside;besides,Mr。Esmondpleasedhimselfbythinkingthathewritlikeagentlemanifhedidnotalwayssucceedasawit。
  Ofthefamouswitsofthatage,whohaverenderedQueenAnne'sreignillustrious,andwhoseworkswillbeinallEnglishmen'shandsinagesyettocome,Mr。Esmondsawmany,butatpublicplaceschiefly;neverhavingagreatintimacywithanyofthem,exceptwithhonestDickSteeleandMr。Addison,whopartedcompanywithEsmond,however,whenthatgentlemanbecameadeclaredTory,andlivedonclosetermswiththeleadingpersonsofthatparty。
  Addisonkepthimselftoafewfriends,andveryrarelyopenedhimselfexceptintheircompany。Amanmoreuprightandconscientiousthanheitwasnotpossibletofindinpubliclife,andonewhoseconversationwassovarious,easy,anddelightful。
  Writingnowinmymatureyears,IownthatIthinkAddison'spoliticsweretheright,andweremytimetocomeoveragain,I
  wouldbeaWhiginEnglandandnotaTory;butwithpeoplethattakeasideinpolitics,'tismenratherthanprinciplesthatcommonlybindthem。Akindnessoraslightputsamanunderoneflagortheother,andhemarcheswithittotheendofthecampaign。Esmond'smasterinwarwasinjuredbyMarlborough,andhatedhim:andthelieutenantfoughtthequarrelsofhisleader。
  WebbcomingtoLondonwasusedasaweaponbyMarlborough'senemies(andtruesteelhewas,thathonestchief);norwashisaide—de—
  camp,Mr。Esmond,anunfaithfulorunworthypartisan。'Tisstrangehere,andonaforeignsoil,andinalandthatisindependentinallbutthename,(forthattheNorthAmericancoloniesshallremaindependantsonyonderlittleislandfortwentyyearsmore,I
  nevercanthink,)torememberhowthenationathomeseemedtogiveitselfuptothedominationofoneorotheraristocraticparty,andtookaHanoverianking,oraFrenchone,accordingaseitherprevailed。AndwhiletheTories,theOctoberclubgentlemen,theHighChurchparsonsthatheldbytheChurchofEngland,wereforhavingaPapistking,forwhommanyoftheirScottishandEnglishleaders,firmchurchmenall,laiddowntheirliveswithadmirableloyaltyanddevotion;theyweregovernedbymenwhohadnotoriouslynoreligionatall,butuseditastheywoulduseanyopinionforthepurposeofforwardingtheirownambition。TheWhigs,ontheotherhand,whoprofessedattachmenttoreligionandlibertytoo,werecompelledtosendtoHollandorHanoverforamonarcharoundwhomtheycouldrally。AstrangeseriesofcompromisesisthatEnglishHistory;compromiseofprinciple,compromiseofparty,compromiseofworship!TheloversofEnglishfreedomandindependencesubmittedtheirreligiousconsciencestoanActofParliament;couldnotconsolidatetheirlibertywithoutsendingtoZellortheHagueforakingtoliveunder;andcouldnotfindamongsttheproudestpeopleintheworldamanspeakingtheirownlanguage,andunderstandingtheirlaws,togovernthem。TheToryandHighChurchpatriotswerereadytodieindefenceofaPapistfamilythathadsoldustoFrance;thegreatWhignobles,thesturdyrepublicanrecusantswhohadcutoffCharlesStuart'sheadfortreason,werefaintoacceptakingwhosetitlecametohimthrougharoyalgrandmother,whoseownroyalgrandmother'sheadhadfallenunderQueenBess'shatchet。AndourproudEnglishnoblessenttoapettyGermantownforamonarchtocomeandreigninLondonandourprelateskissedtheuglyhandsofhisDutchmistresses,andthoughtitnodishonor。InEnglandyoucanbutbelongtoonepartyort'other,andyoutakethehouseyouliveinwithallitsencumbrances,itsretainers,itsantiquediscomforts,andruinseven;youpatchup,butyouneverbuildupanew。Willweofthenewworldsubmitmuchlonger,evennominally,tothisancientBritishsuperstition?TherearesignsofthetimeswhichmakemethinkthaterelongweshallcareaslittleaboutKingGeorgehere,andpeerstemporalandpeersspiritual,aswedoforKingCanuteortheDruids。
  Thischapterbeganaboutthewits,mygrandsonmaysay,andhathwanderedveryfarfromtheircompany。ThepleasantestofthewitsIknewweretheDoctorsGarthandArbuthnot,andMr。Gay,theauthorof"Trivia,"themostcharmingkindsoulthateverlaughedatajokeorcrackedabottle。Mr。PriorIsaw,andhewastheearthenpotswimmingwiththepotsofbrassdownthestream,andalwaysandjustlyfrightenedlestheshouldbreakinthevoyage。I
  methimbothatLondonandParis,wherehewasperformingpiteouscongeestotheDukeofShrewsbury,nothavingcouragetosupportthedignitywhichhisundeniablegeniusandtalenthadwonhim,andwritingcoaxingletterstoSecretarySt。John,andthinkingabouthisplateandhisplace,andwhatonearthshouldbecomeofhimshouldhispartygoout。ThefamousMr。CongreveIsawadozenoftimesatButton's,asplendidwreckofaman,magnificentlyattired,andthoughgouty,andalmostblind,bearingabravefaceagainstfortune。
  ThegreatMr。Pope(ofwhoseprodigiousgeniusIhavenowordstoexpressmyadmiration)wasquiteapunyladatthistime,appearingseldominpublicplaces。Therewerehundredsofmen,wits,andprettyfellowsfrequentingthetheatresandcoffee—housesofthatday——whom"nuncperscriberelongumest。"IndeedIthinkthemostbrilliantofthatsortIeversawwasnottillfifteenyearsafterwards,whenIpaidmylastvisitinEngland,andmetyoungHarryFielding,sonoftheFieldingthatservedinSpainandafterwardsinFlanderswithus,andwhoforfunandhumorseemedtotopthemall。AsforthefamousDr。Swift,Icansayofhim,"Viditantum。"HewasinLondonalltheseyearsuptothedeathoftheQueen;andinahundredpublicplaceswhereIsawhim,butnomore;
  henevermissedCourtofaSunday,whereonceortwicehewaspointedouttoyourgrandfather。HewouldhavesoughtmeouteagerlyenoughhadIbeenagreatmanwithatitletomyname,orastaronmycoat。AtCourttheDoctorhadnoeyesbutfortheverygreatest。LordTreasurerandSt。JohnusedtocallhimJonathan,andtheypaidhimwiththischeapcoinfortheservicetheytookofhim。Hewrittheirlampoons,foughttheirenemies,floggedandbulliedintheirservice,anditmustbeownedwithaconsummateskillandfierceness。'Tissaidhehathlosthisintellectnow,andforgottenhiswrongsandhisrageagainstmankind。IhavealwaysthoughtofhimandofMarlboroughasthetwogreatestmenofthatage。Ihavereadhisbooks(whodothnotknowthem?)hereinourcalmwoods,andimagineagianttomyselfasIthinkofhim,alonelyfallenPrometheus,groaningasthevulturetearshim。
  PrometheusIsaw,butwhenfirstIeverhadanywordswithhim,thegiantsteppedoutofasedanchairinthePoultry,whitherhehadcomewithatipsyIrishservantparadingbeforehim,whoannouncedhim,bawlingouthisReverence'sname,whilsthismasterbelowwasasyethagglingwiththechairman。IdislikedthisMr。Swift,andheardmanyastoryabouthim,ofhisconducttomen,andhiswordstowomen。Hecouldflatterthegreatasmuchashecouldbullytheweak;andMr。Esmond,beingyoungerandhotterinthatdaythannow,wasdetermined,shouldheevermeetthisdragon,nottorunawayfromhisteethandhisfire。
  Menhaveallsortsofmotiveswhichcarrythemonwardsinlife,andaredrivenintoactsofdesperation,oritmaybeofdistinction,fromahundreddifferentcauses。TherewasonecomradeofEsmond's,anhonestlittleIrishlieutenantofHandyside's,whoowedsomuchmoneytoacampsutler,thathebegantomakelovetotheman'sdaughter,intendingtopayhisdebtthatway;andatthebattleofMalplaquet,flyingawayfromthedebtandladytoo,herushedsodesperatelyontheFrenchlines,thathegothiscompany;
  andcameacaptainoutoftheaction,andhadtomarrythesutler'sdaughterafterall,whobroughthimhiscancelleddebttoherfatheraspoorRoger'sfortune。Torunoutofthereachofbillandmarriage,heranontheenemy'spikes;andasthesedidnotkillhimhewasthrownbackupont'otherhornofhisdilemma。OurgreatDukeatthesamebattlewasfighting,nottheFrench,buttheToriesinEngland;andriskinghislifeandthearmy's,notforhiscountrybutforhispayandplaces;andforfearofhiswifeathome,thatonlybeinginlifewhomhedreaded。Ihaveaskedaboutmeninmyowncompany,(newdraftsofpoorcountryboyswereperpetuallycomingovertousduringthewars,andbroughtfromtheploughsharetothesword,)andfoundthatahalfofthemundertheflagsweredriventhitheronaccountofawoman:onefellowwasjiltedbyhismistressandtooktheshillingindespair;anotherjiltedthegirl,andfledfromherandtheparishtothetentswherethelawcouldnotdisturbhim。Whygoonparticularizing?
  WhatcanthesonsofAdamandEveexpect,buttocontinueinthatcourseofloveandtroubletheirfatherandmothersetouton?Oh,mygrandson!Iamdrawingnightotheendofthatperiodofmyhistory,whenIwasacquaintedwiththegreatworldofEnglandandEurope;myyearsarepasttheHebrewpoet'slimit,andIsayuntothee,allmytroublesandjoystoo,forthatmatter,havecomefromawoman;asthinewillwhenthydestinedcoursebegins。'Twasawomanthatmadeasoldierofme,thatsetmeintriguingafterwards;
  IbelieveIwouldhavespunsmocksforherhadshesobiddenme;
  whatstrengthIhadinmyheadIwouldhavegivenher;hathnoteverymaninhisdegreehadhisOmphaleandDelilah?MinebefooledmeonthebanksoftheThames,andindearoldEngland;thoumayestfindthineownbyRappahannock。
  TopleasethatwomanthenItriedtodistinguishmyselfasasoldier,andafterwardsasawitandapolitician;astopleaseanotherIwouldhaveputonablackcassockandapairofbands,andhaddonesobutthatasuperiorfateintervenedtodefeatthatproject。AndIsay,IthinktheworldislikeCaptainEsmond'scompanyIspokeofanon;andcouldyouseeeveryman'scareerinlife,youwouldfindawomanclogginghim;orclingingroundhismarchandstoppinghim;orcheeringhimandgoadinghim:orbeckoninghimoutofherchariot,sothathegoesuptoher,andleavestheracetoberunwithouthimorbringinghimtheapple,andsaying"Eat;"orfetchinghimthedaggersandwhispering"Kill!
  yonderliesDuncan,andacrown,andanopportunity。"
  Yourgrandfatherfoughtwithmoreeffectasapoliticianthanasawit:andhavingprivateanimositiesandgrievancesofhisownandhisGeneral'sagainstthegreatDukeincommandofthearmy,andmoreinformationonmilitarymattersthanmostwriters,whohadneverseenbeyondthefireofatobacco—pipeat"Wills's,"hewasenabledtodogoodserviceforthatcausewhichheembarkedin,andforMr。St。Johnandhisparty。ButhedisdainedtheabuseinwhichsomeoftheTorywritersindulged;forinstance,Dr。Swift,whoactuallychosetodoubttheDukeofMarlborough'scourage,andwaspleasedtohintthathisGrace'smilitarycapacitywasdoubtful:norwereEsmond'sperformancesworsefortheeffecttheywereintendedtoproduce,(thoughnodoubttheycouldnotinjuretheDukeofMarlboroughnearlysomuchinthepubliceyesasthemalignantattacksofSwiftdid,whichwerecarefullydirectedsoastoblackenanddegradehim,)becausetheywerewritopenlyandfairlybyMr。Esmond,whomadenodisguiseofthem,whowasnowoutofthearmy,andwhoneverattackedtheprodigiouscourageandtalents,onlytheselfishnessandrapacity,ofthechief。
  TheColonelthen,havingwritapaperforoneoftheToryjournals,calledthePost—Boy,(aletteruponBouchain,thatthetowntalkedaboutfortwowholedays,whentheappearanceofanItaliansingersuppliedafreshsubjectforconversation,)andhavingbusinessattheExchange,whereMistressBeatrixwantedapairofglovesorafanverylikely,Esmondwenttocorrecthispaper,andwassittingattheprinter's,whenthefamousDoctorSwiftcamein,hisIrishfellowwithhimthatusedtowalkbeforehischair,andbawledouthismaster'snamewithgreatdignity。
  Mr。Esmondwaswaitingfortheprintertoo,whosewifehadgonetothetaverntofetchhim,andwasmeantimeengagedindrawingapictureofasoldieronhorsebackforadirtylittleprettyboyoftheprinter'swife,whomshehadleftbehindher。
  "IpresumeyouaretheeditorofthePost—Boy,sir?"saystheDoctor,inagratingvoicethathadanIrishtwang;andhelookedattheColonelfromunderhistwobushyeyebrowswithapairofveryclearblueeyes。Hiscomplexionwasmuddy,hisfigureratherfat,hischindouble。Heworeashabbycassock,andashabbyhatoverhisblackwig,andhepulledoutagreatgoldwatch,atwhichhelooksveryfierce。
  "Iambutacontributor,DoctorSwift,"saysEsmond,withthelittleboystillonhisknee。Hewassittingwithhisbackinthewindow,sothattheDoctorcouldnotseehim。
  "WhotoldyouIwasDr。Swift?"saystheDoctor,eyingtheotherveryhaughtily。
  "YourReverence'svaletbawledoutyourname,"saystheColonel。
  "IshouldjudgeyoubroughthimfromIreland?"
  "Andpray,sir,whatrighthaveyoutojudgewhethermyservantcamefromIrelandorno?Iwanttospeakwithyouremployer,Mr。
  Leach。I'llthankyegofetchhim。"
  "Where'syourpapa,Tommy?"askstheColonelofthechild,asmuttylittlewretchinafrock。
  Insteadofanswering,thechildbeginstocry;theDoctor'sappearancehadnodoubtfrightenedthepoorlittleimp。
  "Sendthatsquallinglittlebratabouthisbusiness,anddowhatI
  bidye,sir,"saystheDoctor。
  "Imustfinish,thepicturefirstforTommy,"saystheColonel,laughing。"Here,Tommy,willyouhaveyourPandourwithwhiskersorwithout?"
  "Whisters,"saysTommy,quiteintentonthepicture。
  "Whothedevilareye,sir?"criestheDoctor;"areyeaprinter'smanorareyenot?"hepronounceditlikeNAUGHT。
  "Yourreverenceneedn'traisethedeviltoaskwhoIam,"saysColonelEsmond。"DidyoueverhearofDoctorFaustus,littleTommy?orFriarBacon,whoinventedgunpowder,andsettheThamesonfire?"
  Mr。Swiftturnedquitered,almostpurple。"Ididnotintendanyoffence,sir,"sayshe。
  "Idaresay,sir,youoffendedwithoutmeaning,"saystheother,dryly。
  "Whoareye,sir?DoyouknowwhoIam,sir?YouareoneofthepackofGrubStreetscribblersthatmyfriendMr。Secretaryhathlaidbytheheels。Howdareye,sir,speaktomeinthistone?"
  criestheDoctor,inagreatfume。
  "Ibegyourhonor'shumblepardonifIhaveoffendedyourhonor,"
  saysEsmondinatoneofgreathumility。"RatherthanbesenttotheCompter,orbeputinthepillory,there'snothingIwouldn'tdo。ButMrs。Leach,theprinter'slady,toldmetomindTommywhilstshewentforherhusbandtothetavern,andIdaren'tleavethechildlestheshouldfallintothefire;butifyourReverencewillholdhim——"
  "Itakethelittlebeast!"saystheDoctor,startingback。"Iamengagedtoyourbetters,fellow。TellMr。LeachthatwhenhemakesanappointmentwithDr。Swifthehadbestkeepit,doyehear?Andkeeparespectfultongueinyourhead,sir,whenyouaddressapersonlikeme。"
  "I'mbutapoorbroken—downsoldier,"saystheColonel,"andI'veseenbetterdays,thoughIamforcednowtoturnmyhandtowriting。Wecan'thelpourfate,sir。"
  "You'rethepersonthatMr。Leachhathspokentomeof,Ipresume。
  Havethegoodnesstospeakcivillywhenyouarespokento——andtellLeachtocallatmylodgingsinBuryStreet,andbringthepaperswithhimto—nightatteno'clock。Andthenexttimeyouseeme,you'llknowme,andbecivil,Mr。Kemp。"
  PoorKemp,whohadbeenalieutenantatthebeginningofthewar,andfallenintomisfortune,wasthewriterofthePost—Boy,andnowtookhonestMr。Leach'spayinplaceofherMajesty's。Esmondhadseenthisgentleman,andaveryingenious,hardworkinghonestfellowhewas,toilingtogivebreadtoagreatfamily,andwatchingupmanyalongwinternighttokeepthewolffromhisdoor。AndMr。St。John,whohadlibertyalwaysonhistongue,hadjustsentadozenoftheoppositionwritersintoprison,andoneactuallyintothepillory,forwhathecalledlibels,butlibelsnothalfsoviolentasthosewritonourside。Withregardtothisverypieceoftyranny,EsmondhadremonstratedstronglywiththeSecretary,wholaughedandsaidtherascalswereservedquiteright;andtoldEsmondajokeofSwift'sregardingthematter。
  Nay,more,thisIrishman,whenSt。Johnwasabouttopardonapoorwretchcondemnedtodeathforrape,absolutelypreventedtheSecretaryfromexercisingthisactofgood—nature,andboastedthathehadhadthemanhanged;andgreatastheDoctor'sgeniusmightbe,andsplendidhisability,Esmondforonewouldaffectnoloveforhim,andneverdesiredtomakehisacquaintance。TheDoctorwasatCourteverySundayassiduouslyenough,aplacetheColonelfrequentedbutrarely,thoughhehadagreatinducementtogothereinthepersonofafairmaidofhonorofherMajesty's;andtheairsandpatronageMr。Swiftgavehimself,forgettinggentlemenofhiscountrywhomheknewperfectly,hisloudtalkatonceinsolentandservile,nay,perhapshisveryintimacywithLordTreasurerandtheSecretary,whoindulgedallhisfreaksandcalledhimJonathan,youmaybesure,wereremarkedbymanyapersonofwhomtheproudpriesthimselftooknonote,duringthattimeofhisvanityandtriumph。
  'Twasbutthreedaysafterthe15thofNovember,1712(Esmondmindshimwellofthedate),thathewentbyinvitationtodinewithhisGeneral,thefootofwhosetableheusedtotakeonthesefestiveoccasions,ashehaddoneatmanyaboard,hardandplentiful,duringthecampaign。Thiswasagreatfeast,andofthelattersort;thehonestoldgentlemanlovedtotreathisfriendssplendidly:hisGraceofOrmonde,beforehejoinedhisarmyasgeneralissimo,myLordViscountBolingbroke,oneofherMajesty'sSecretariesofState,myLordOrkney,thathadservedwithusabroad,beingoftheparty。HisGraceofHamilton,MasteroftheOrdnance,andinwhosehonorthefeasthadbeengiven,uponhisapproachingdepartureasAmbassadortoParis,hadsentanexcusetoGeneralWebbattwoo'clock,butanhourbeforethedinner:nothingbutthemostimmediatebusiness,hisGracesaid,shouldhavepreventedhimhavingthepleasureofdrinkingapartingglasstothehealthofGeneralWebb。HisabsencedisappointedEsmond'soldchief,whosufferedmuchfromhiswoundsbesides;andthoughthecompanywasgrand,itwasrathergloomy。St。Johncamelast,andbroughtafriendwithhim:"I'msure,"saysmyGeneral,bowingverypolitely,"mytablehathalwaysaplaceforDr。Swift。"
  Mr。EsmondwentuptotheDoctorwithabowandasmile:——"IgaveDr。Swift'smessage,"sayshe,"totheprinter:Ihopehebroughtyourpamphlettoyourlodgingsintime。"IndeedpoorLeachhadcometohishouseverysoonaftertheDoctorleftit,beingbroughtawayrathertipsyfromthetavernbyhisthriftywife;andhetalkedofCousinSwiftinamaudlinway,thoughofcourseMr。
  Esmonddidnotalludetothisrelationship。TheDoctorscowled,blushed,andwasmuchconfused,andsaidscarceawordduringthewholeofdinner。AverylittlestonewillsometimesknockdowntheseGoliathsofwit;andthisonewasoftendiscomfitedwhenmetbyamanofanyspirit;hetookhisplacesulkily,putwaterinhiswinethattheothersdrankplentifully,andscarcesaidaword。
  Thetalkwasabouttheaffairsoftheday,orratheraboutpersonsthanaffairs:myLadyMarlborough'sfury,herdaughtersinoldclothesandmob—capslookingoutfromtheirwindowsandseeingthecompanypasstotheDrawing—room;thegentleman—usher'shorrorwhenthePrinceofSavoywasintroducedtoherMajestyinatie—wig,nomanoutofafull—bottomedperiwigeverhavingkissedtheRoyalhandbefore;abouttheMohawksandthedamagetheyweredoing,rushingthroughthetown,killingandmurdering。