"Him,wholeavesmetoperishinadungeon??No,no。?ForhimIhavenopity!"
"Somuchthebetter。"
"Hemighthavehimselfcometothisprison,havetakenmebythehand,andhavesaid,'Mybrother,Heavencreatedustolove,nottocontendwithoneanother。?Icometoyou。?Abarbarousprejudicehascondemnedyoutopassyourdaysinobscurity,farfrommankind,deprivedofeveryjoy。?Iwillmakeyousitdownbesideme;Iwillbuckleroundyourwaistourfather'ssword。?Willyoutakeadvantageofthisreconciliationtoputdownorrestrainme??Willyouemploythatswordtospillmyblood?'?'Oh!never,'Iwouldhaverepliedtohim,'Ilookonyouasmypreserver,Iwillrespectyouasmymaster。?YougivemefarmorethanHeavenbestowed;forthroughyouIpossesslibertyandtheprivilegeoflovingandbeinglovedinthisworld。'"
"Andyouwouldhavekeptyourword,monseigneur?"
"Onmylife!?Whilenow—nowthatIhaveguiltyonestopunish—"
"Inwhatmanner,monseigneur?"
"WhatdoyousayastotheresemblancethatHeavenhasgivenmetomybrother?"
"Isaythattherewasinthatlikenessaprovidentialinstructionwhichthekingoughttohaveheeded;Isaythatyourmothercommittedacrimeinrenderingthosedifferentinhappinessandfortunewhomnaturecreatedsostartlinglyalike,ofherownflesh,andIconcludethattheobjectofpunishmentshouldbeonlytorestoretheequilibrium。"
"Bywhichyoumean—"
"ThatifI
restoreyoutoyourplaceonyourbrother'sthrone,heshalltakeyoursinprison。"
"Alas!
there'ssuchinfinityofsufferinginprison,especiallyitwouldbesoforonewhohasdrunksodeeplyofthecupofenjoyment。"
"Yourroyalhighnesswillalwaysbefreetoactasyoumaydesire;andifitseemsgoodtoyou,afterpunishment,youwillhaveitinyourpowertopardon。"
"Good。?Andnow,areyouawareofonething,monsieur?"
"Tellme,myprince。"
"ItisthatIwillhearnothingfurtherfromyoutillIamclearoftheBastile。"
"IwasgoingtosaytoyourhighnessthatIshouldonlyhavethepleasureofseeingyouonceagain。"
"Andwhen?"
"Thedaywhenmyprinceleavesthesegloomywalls。"
"Heavens!
howwillyougivemenoticeofit?"
"Bymyselfcomingtofetchyou。"
"Yourself?"
"Myprince,donotleavethischambersavewithme,orifinmyabsenceyouarecompelledtodoso,rememberthatIamnotconcernedinit。"
"AndsoI
amnottospeakawordofthistoanyonewhatever,savetoyou?"
"Saveonlytome。"?Aramisbowedverylow。?Theprinceofferedhishand。
"Monsieur,"
hesaid,inatonethatissuedfromhisheart,"onewordmore,mylast。?Ifyouhavesoughtmeformydestruction;ifyouareonlyatoolinthehandsofmyenemies;iffromourconference,inwhichyouhavesoundedthedepthsofmymind,anythingworsethancaptivityresult,thatistosay,ifdeathbefallme,stillreceivemyblessing,foryouwillhaveendedmytroublesandgivenmereposefromthetormentingfeverthathaspreyedonmeforeightlong,wearyyears。"
"Monseigneur,waittheresultsereyoujudgeme,"saidAramis。
"Isaythat,insuchacase,Iblessandforgiveyou。?If,ontheotherhand,youarecometorestoremetothatpositioninthesunshineoffortuneandglorytowhichIwasdestinedbyHeaven;ifbyyourmeansIamenabledtoliveinthememoryofman,andconferlusteronmyracebydeedsofvalor,orbysolidbenefitsbestoweduponmypeople;if,frommypresentdepthsofsorrow,aidedbyyourgeneroushand,Iraisemyselftotheveryheightofhonor,thentoyou,whomIthankwithblessings,toyouwillI
offerhalfmypowerandmyglory:thoughyouwouldstillbebutpartlyrecompensed,andyoursharemustalwaysremainincomplete,sinceIcouldnotdividewithyouthehappinessreceivedatyourhands。"
"Monseigneur,"
repliedAramis,movedbythepallorandexcitementoftheyoungman,"thenoblenessofyourheartfillsmewithjoyandadmiration。?Itisnotyouwhowillhavetothankme,butratherthenationwhomyouwillrenderhappy,theposteritywhosenameyouwillmakeglorious。?Yes;Ishallindeedhavebestoweduponyoumorethanlife,Ishallhavegivenyouimmortality。"
TheprinceofferedhishandtoAramis,whosankuponhiskneeandkissedit。
"Itisthefirstactofhomagepaidtoourfutureking,"saidhe。?"WhenIseeyouagain,Ishallsay,'Goodday,sire。'"
"Tillthen,"saidtheyoungman,pressinghiswanandwastedfingersoverhisheart,—"tillthen,nomoredreams,nomorestrainonmylife—myheartwouldbreak!?Oh,monsieur,howsmallismyprison—howlowthewindow—hownarrowarethedoors!?Tothinkthatsomuchpride,splendor,andhappiness,shouldbeabletoenterinandtoremainhere!"
"Yourroyalhighnessmakesmeproud,"saidAramis,"sinceyouinferitisIwhobroughtallthis。"?Andherappedimmediatelyonthedoor。?ThejailercametoopenitwithBaisemeaux,who,devouredbyfearanduneasiness,wasbeginning,inspiteofhimself,tolistenatthedoor。?Happily,neitherofthespeakershadforgottentosmotherhisvoice,eveninthemostpassionateoutbreaks。
"Whataconfessor!"saidthegovernor,forcingalaugh;"whowouldbelievethatacompulsoryrecluse,amanasthoughintheveryjawsofdeath,couldhavecommittedcrimessonumerous,andsolongtotellof?"
Aramismadenoreply。?HewaseagertoleavetheBastile,wherethesecretwhichoverwhelmedhimseemedtodoubletheweightofthewalls。?AssoonastheyreachedBaisemeaux'squarters,"Letusproceedtobusiness,mydeargovernor,"saidAramis。
"Alas!"
repliedBaisemeaux。
"Youhavetoaskmeformyreceiptforonehundredandfiftythousandlivres,"saidthebishop。
"Andtopayoverthefirstthirdofthesum,"addedthepoorgovernor,withasigh,takingthreestepstowardshisironstrong—box。
"Hereisthereceipt,"saidAramis。
"Andhereisthemoney,"returnedBaisemeaux,withathreefoldsigh。
"Theorderinstructedmeonlytogiveareceipt;itsaidnothingaboutreceivingthemoney,"rejoinedAramis。?"Adieu,monsieurlegoverneur!"
Andhedeparted,leavingBaisemeauxalmostmorethanstifledwithjoyandsurpriseatthisregalpresentsoliberallybestowedbytheconfessorextraordinarytotheBastile。
ChapterII:
HowMoustonHadBecomeFatterwithoutGivingPorthosNoticeThereof,andoftheTroublesWhichConsequentlyBefellthatWorthyGentleman。
SincethedepartureofAthosforBlois,PorthosandD'Artagnanwereseldomtogether。?Onewasoccupiedwithharassingdutiesfortheking,theotherhadbeenmakingmanypurchasesoffurniturewhichheintendedtoforwardtohisestate,andbyaidofwhichhehopedtoestablishinhisvariousresidencessomethingofthecourtlyluxuryhehadwitnessedinallitsdazzlingbrightnessinhismajesty'ssociety。?D'Artagnan,everfaithful,onemorningduringanintervalofservicethoughtaboutPorthos,andbeinguneasyatnothavingheardanythingofhimforafortnight,directedhisstepstowardshishotel,andpounceduponhimjustashewasgettingup。?Theworthybaronhadapensive—nay,morethanpensive—melancholyair。?Hewassittingonhisbed,onlyhalf—dressed,andwithlegsdanglingovertheedge,contemplatingahostofgarments,whichwiththeirfringes,lace,embroidery,andslashesofill—assortedhues,werestrewedalloverthefloor。?Porthos,sadandreflectiveasLaFontaine'share,didnotobserveD'Artagnan'sentrance,whichwas,moreover,screenedatthismomentbyM。Mouston,whosepersonalcorpulency,quiteenoughatanytimetohideonemanfromanother,waseffectuallydoubledbyascarletcoatwhichtheintendantwasholdingupforhismaster'sinspection,bythesleeves,thathemightthebetterseeitallover。?D'ArtagnanstoppedatthethresholdandlookedinatthepensivePorthosandthen,asthesightoftheinnumerablegarmentsstrewingthefloorcausedmightysighstoheavethebosomofthatexcellentgentleman,D'Artagnanthoughtittimetoputanendtothesedismalreflections,andcoughedbywayofannouncinghimself。
"Ah!"
exclaimedPorthos,whosecountenancebrightenedwithjoy;"ah!ah!?HereisD'Artagnan。?Ishallthengetholdofanidea!"
AtthesewordsMouston,doubtingwhatwasgoingonbehindhim,gotoutoftheway,smilingkindlyatthefriendofhismaster,whothusfoundhimselffreedfromthematerialobstaclewhichhadpreventedhisreachingD'Artagnan。?Porthosmadehissturdykneescrackagaininrising,andcrossingtheroomintwostrides,foundhimselffacetofacewithhisfriend,whomhefoldedtohisbreastwithaforceofaffectionthatseemedtoincreasewitheveryday。?"Ah!"herepeated,"youarealwayswelcome,dearfriend;
butjustnowyouaremorewelcomethanever。"
"Butyouseemtohavethemegrimshere!"exclaimedD'Artagnan。
Porthosrepliedbyalookexpressiveofdejection。?"Well,then,tellmeallaboutit,Porthos,myfriend,unlessitisasecret。"
"Inthefirstplace,"returnedPorthos,"youknowIhavenosecretsfromyou。?This,then,iswhatsaddensme。"
"Waitaminute,Porthos;letmefirstgetridofallthislitterofsatinandvelvet!"
"Oh,nevermind,"saidPorthos,contemptuously;"itisalltrash。"
"Trash,Porthos!?Clothattwenty—fivelivresanell!gorgeoussatin!regalvelvet!"
"Thenyouthinktheseclothesare—"
"Splendid,Porthos,splendid!?I'llwagerthatyoualoneinFrancehavesomany;andsupposeyouneverhadanymoremade,andweretolivetobeahundredyearsofage,whichwouldn'tastonishmeintheveryleast,youcouldstillwearanewdressthedayofyourdeath,withoutbeingobligedtoseethenoseofasingletailorfromnowtillthen。"
Porthosshookhishead。
"Come,myfriend,"saidD'Artagnan,"thisunnaturalmelancholyinyoufrightensme。?MydearPorthos,praygetitout,then。?Andthesoonerthebetter。"
"Yes,myfriend,soIwill:if,indeed,itispossible。"
"PerhapsyouhavereceivedbadnewsfromBracieux?"
"No:
theyhavefelledthewood,andithasyieldedathirdmorethantheestimate。"
"Thentherehasbeenafalling—offinthepoolsofPierrefonds?"
"No,myfriend:theyhavebeenfished,andthereisenoughlefttostockallthepoolsintheneighborhood。"
"PerhapsyourestateatVallonhasbeendestroyedbyanearthquake?"
"No,myfriend;onthecontrary,thegroundwasstruckwithlightningahundredpacesfromthech鈚eau,andafountainsprungupinaplaceentirelydestituteofwater。"
"Whatintheworldisthematter,then?"
"Thefactis,Ihavereceivedaninvitationforthef阾eatVaux,"saidPorthos,withalugubriousexpression。
"Well!
doyoucomplainofthat??Thekinghascausedahundredmortalheart—burningsamongthecourtiersbyrefusinginvitations。?Andso,mydearfriend,youarereallygoingtoVaux?"
"IndeedIam!"
"Youwillseeamagnificentsight。"
"Alas!?Idoubtit,though。"
"EverythingthatisgrandinFrancewillbebroughttogetherthere!"
"Ah!"
criedPorthos,tearingoutalockofhairinhisdespair。
"Eh!
goodheavens,areyouill?"criedD'Artagnan。
"I
amasfirmasthePont—Neuf!?Itisn'tthat。"
"Butwhatisit,then?"
"'TisthatIhavenoclothes!"
D'Artagnanstoodpetrified。?"Noclothes!?Porthos,noclothes!"hecried,"whenIseeatleastfiftysuitsonthefloor。"
"Fifty,truly;butnotonewhichfitsme!"
"What?
notonethatfitsyou??Butareyounotmeasured,then,whenyougiveanorder?"
"Tobesureheis,"answeredMouston;"butunfortunatelyIhavegottenstouter!"
"What!youstouter!"?"SomuchsothatIamnowbiggerthanthebaron。?Wouldyoubelieveit,monsieur?"
"Parbleu!itseemstomethatisquiteevident。"
"Doyousee,stupid?"saidPorthos,"thatisquiteevident!"
"Bestill,mydearPorthos,"resumedD'Artagnan,becomingslightlyimpatient,"Idon'tunderstandwhyyourclothesshouldnotfityou,becauseMoustonhasgrownstouter。"
"I
amgoingtoexplainit,"saidPorthos。?"YourememberhavingrelatedtomethestoryoftheRomangeneralAntony,whohadalwayssevenwildboarskeptroasting,eachcookeduptoadifferentpoint;sothathemightbeabletohavehisdinneratanytimeofthedayhechosetoaskforit。?Well,then,Iresolved,asatanytimeImightbeinvitedtocourttospendaweek,I
resolvedtohavealwayssevensuitsreadyfortheoccasion。"
"Capitallyreasoned,Porthos—onlyamanmusthaveafortunelikeyourstogratifysuchwhims。?Withoutcountingthetimelostinbeingmeasured,thefashionsarealwayschanging。"
"Thatisexactlythepoint,"saidPorthos,"inregardtowhichIflatteredmyselfIhadhitonaveryingeniousdevice。"
"Tellmewhatitis;forIdon'tdoubtyourgenius。"
"YourememberwhatMoustononcewas,then?"
"Yes;
whenheusedtocallhimselfMousqueton。"
"Andyouremember,too,theperiodwhenhebegantogrowfatter?"
"No,notexactly。?Ibegyourpardon,mygoodMouston。"
"Oh!
youarenotinfault,monsieur,"saidMouston,graciously。?"YouwereinParis,andasforus,wewereatPierrefonds。"
"Well,well,mydearPorthos;therewasatimewhenMoustonbegantogrowfat。?Isthatwhatyouwishedtosay?"
"Yes,myfriend;andIgreatlyrejoiceovertheperiod。"
"Indeed,Ibelieveyoudo,"exclaimedD'Artagnan。
"Youunderstand,"continuedPorthos,"whataworldoftroubleitsparedforme。"
"No,Idon't—byanymeans。"
"Lookhere,myfriend。?Inthefirstplace,asyouhavesaid,tobemeasuredisalossoftime,eventhoughitoccuronlyonceafortnight。?Andthen,onemaybetravelling;andthenyouwishtohavesevensuitsalwayswithyou。?Inshort,Ihaveahorroroflettinganyonetakemymeasure。?Confoundit!eitheroneisanoblemanornot。?Tobescrutinizedandscannedbyafellowwhocompletelyanalyzesyou,byinchandline—'tisdegrading!?Here,theyfindyoutoohollow;there,tooprominent。?Theyrecognizeyourstrongandweakpoints。?See,now,whenweleavethemeasurer'shands,wearelikethosestrongholdswhoseanglesanddifferentthicknesseshavebeenascertainedbyaspy。"
"Intruth,mydearPorthos,youpossessideasentirelyoriginal。"
"Ah!
youseewhenamanisanengineer—"
"AndhasfortifiedBelle—Isle—'tisnatural,myfriend。"
"Well,Ihadanidea,whichwoulddoubtlesshaveprovedagoodone,butforMouston'scarelessness。"
D'ArtagnanglancedatMouston,whorepliedbyaslightmovementofhisbody,asiftosay,"YouwillseewhetherIamatalltoblameinallthis。"
"I
congratulatedmyself,then,"resumedPorthos,"atseeingMoustongetfat;andIdidallIcould,bymeansofsubstantialfeeding,tomakehimstout—alwaysinthehopethathewouldcometoequalmyselfingirth,andcouldthenbemeasuredinmystead。"
"Ah!"criedD'Artagnan。?"Isee—thatsparedyoubothtimeandhumiliation。"
"Considermyjoywhen,afterayearandahalf'sjudiciousfeeding—forIusedtofeedhimupmyself—thefellow—"
"Oh!?Ilentagoodhandmyself,monsieur,"saidMouston,humbly。
"That'strue。?Considermyjoywhen,onemorning,IperceivedMoustonwasobligedtosqueezein,asIoncedidmyself,togetthroughthelittlesecretdoorthatthosefoolsofarchitectshadmadeinthechamberofthelateMadameduVallon,inthech鈚eauofPierrefonds。?And,bytheway,aboutthatdoor,myfriend,Ishouldliketoaskyou,whoknoweverything,whythesewretchesofarchitects,whooughttohavethecompassesrunintothem,justtoremindthem,cametomakedoorwaysthroughwhichnobodybutthinpeoplecanpass?"
"Oh,thosedoors,"answeredD'Artagnan,"weremeantforgallants,andtheyhavegenerallyslightandslenderfigures。"
"MadameduVallonhadnogallant!"answeredPorthos,majestically。
"Perfectlytrue,myfriend,"resumedD'Artagnan;"butthearchitectswereprobablymakingtheircalculationsonabasisoftheprobabilityofyourmarryingagain。"
"Ah!
thatispossible,"saidPorthos。?"AndnowIhavereceivedanexplanationofhowitisthatdoorwaysaremadetoonarrow,letusreturntothesubjectofMouston'sfatness。?Butseehowthetwothingsapplytoeachother。?Ihavealwaysnoticedthatpeople'sideasrunparallel。?Andso,observethisphenomenon,D'Artagnan。?I
wastalkingtoyouofMouston,whoisfat,anditledusontoMadameduVallon—"
"Whowasthin?"
"Hum!?Isitnotmarvelous?"
"Mydearfriend,asavantofmyacquaintance,M。Costar,hasmadethesameobservationasyouhave,andhecallstheprocessbysomeGreeknamewhichIforget。"
"What!
myremarkisnotthenoriginal?"criedPorthos,astounded。?"IthoughtIwasthediscoverer。"
"Myfriend,thefactwasknownbeforeAristotle'sdays—thatistosay,nearlytwothousandyearsago。"
"Well,well,'tisnolesstrue,"saidPorthos,delightedattheideaofhavingjumpedtoaconclusionsocloselyinagreementwiththegreatestsagesofantiquity。
"Wonderfully—butsupposewereturntoMouston。?Itseemstome,wehavelefthimfatteningunderourveryeyes。"
"Yes,monsieur,"saidMouston。
"Well,"
saidPorthos,"Moustonfattenedsowell,thathegratifiedallmyhopes,byreachingmystandard;afactofwhichIwaswellabletoconvincemyself,byseeingtherascal,oneday,inawaistcoatofmine,whichhehadturnedintoacoat—awaistcoat,themereembroideryofwhichwasworthahundredpistoles。"
"'Twasonlytotryiton,monsieur,"saidMouston。
"FromthatmomentIdeterminedtoputMoustonincommunicationwithmytailors,andtohavehimmeasuredinsteadofmyself。"
"A
capitalidea,Porthos;butMoustonisafootandahalfshorterthanyou。"
"Exactly!?Theymeasuredhimdowntotheground,andtheendoftheskirtcamejustbelowmyknee。"
"Whatamarvelousmanyouare,Porthos!?Suchathingcouldhappenonlytoyou。"
"Ah!
yes;payyourcompliments;youhaveamplegroundstogoupon。?Itwasexactlyatthattime—thatistosay,nearlytwoyearsandahalfago—thatIsetoutforBelle—Isle,instructingMouston(soasalwaystohave,ineveryevent,apatternofeveryfashion)tohaveacoatmadeforhimselfeverymonth。"
"AnddidMoustonneglectcomplyingwithyourinstructions??Ah!thatwasanythingbutright,Mouston。"
"No,monsieur,quitethecontrary;quitethecontrary!"
"No,heneverforgottohavehiscoatsmade;butheforgottoinformmethathehadgotstouter!"
"Butitwasnotmyfault,monsieur!yourtailornevertoldme。"
"Andthistosuchanextent,monsieur,"continuedPorthos,"thatthefellowintwoyearshasgainedeighteeninchesingirth,andsomylastdozencoatsarealltoolarge,fromafoottoafootandahalf。"
"Buttherest;thosewhichweremadewhenyouwereofthesamesize?"
"Theyarenolongerthefashion,mydearfriend。?WereItoputthemon,IshouldlooklikeafresharrivalfromSiam;andasthoughIhadbeentwoyearsawayfromcourt。"
"I
understandyourdifficulty。?Youhavehowmanynewsuits?nine?thirty—six?andyetnotonetowear。?Well,youmusthaveathirty—seventhmade,andgivethethirty—sixtoMouston。"
"Ah!
monsieur!"saidMouston,withagratifiedair。?"Thetruthis,thatmonsieurhasalwaysbeenverygeneroustome。"
"DoyoumeantoinsinuatethatIhadn'tthatidea,orthatIwasdeterredbytheexpense??Butitwantsonlytwodaystothef阾e;Ireceivedtheinvitationyesterday;madeMoustonposthitherwithmywardrobe,andonlythismorningdiscoveredmymisfortune;andfromnowtillthedayafterto—morrow,thereisn'tasinglefashionabletailorwhowillundertaketomakemeasuit。"
"Thatistosay,onecoveredalloverwithgold,isn'tit?"
"I
wishitso!undoubtedly,allover。"
"Oh,weshallmanageit。?Youwon'tleaveforthreedays。?TheinvitationsareforWednesday,andthisisonlySundaymorning。"
"'Tistrue;butAramishasstronglyadvisedmetobeatVauxtwenty—fourhoursbeforehand。"
"How,Aramis?"
"Yes,itwasAramiswhobroughtmetheinvitation。"
"Ah!
tobesure,Isee。?YouareinvitedonthepartofM。Fouquet?"
"Bynomeans!bytheking,dearfriend。?Theletterbearsthefollowingaslargeaslife:'M。leBaronduVallonisinformedthatthekinghascondescendedtoplacehimontheinvitationlist—'"
"Verygood;butyouleavewithM。Fouquet?"
"AndwhenIthink,"criedPorthos,stampingonthefloor,"whenIthinkI
shallhavenoclothes,Iamreadytoburstwithrage!?Ishouldliketostranglesomebodyorsmashsomething!"
"Neitherstrangleanybodynorsmashanything,Porthos;Iwillmanageitall;putononeofyourthirty—sixsuits,andcomewithmetoatailor。"
"Pooh!
myagenthasseenthemallthismorning。"
"EvenM。Percerin?"
"WhoisM。Percerin?"
"Oh!
onlytheking'stailor!"
"Oh,ah,yes,"saidPorthos,whowishedtoappeartoknowtheking'stailor,butnowheardhisnamementionedforthefirsttime;"toM。Percerin's,byJove!?Iwasafraidhewouldbetoobusy。"
"Doubtlesshewillbe;butbeatease,Porthos;hewilldoformewhathewouldn'tdoforanother。?Onlyyoumustallowyourselftobemeasured!"
"Ah!"
saidPorthos,withasigh,"'tisvexatious,butwhatwouldyouhavemedo?"
"Do??Asothersdo;asthekingdoes。"
"What!
dotheymeasuretheking,too?doesheputupwithit?"
"Thekingisabeau,mygoodfriend,andsoareyou,too,whateveryoumaysayaboutit。"
Porthossmiledtriumphantly。?"Letusgototheking'stailor,"hesaid;"andsincehemeasurestheking,I
think,bymyfaith,Imaydoworsethanallowhimtomeasureme!"
ChapterIII:
WhoMessireJeanPercerinWas。
Theking'stailor,MessireJeanPercerin,occupiedaratherlargehouseintheRueSt。Honor?neartheRuedel'ArbreSec。?Hewasamanofgreattasteinelegantstuffs,embroideries,andvelvets,beinghereditarytailortotheking。?TheprefermentofhishousereachedasfarbackasthetimeofCharlesIX。;fromwhosereigndated,asweknow,fancyinbraverydifficultenoughtogratify。?ThePercerinofthatperiodwasaHuguenot,likeAmbrosePar?