"Thedeuce!"criedLoret;"whatadangerousthing!?Onewouldgomadwithit!"
  "Thedeuce!thedeuce!"repeatedLaFontaine;"whatcanIdo?"
  "I
  havediscoveredtheway,"saidMoli鑢e,whohadenteredjustatthispointoftheconversation。
  "Whatway?"
  "Writethemfirstandburnthemafterwards。"
  "Howsimple!?Well,Ishouldneverhavediscoveredthat。?WhatamindthatdevilofaMoli鑢ehas!"saidLaFontaine。?Then,strikinghisforehead,"Oh,thouwiltneverbeaughtbutanass,JeanLaFontaine!"headded。
  "Whatareyousayingthere,myfriend?"brokeinMoli鑢e,approachingthepoet,whoseasidehehadheard。
  "I
  sayIshallneverbeaughtbutanass,"answeredLaFontaine,withaheavysighandswimmingeyes。?"Yes,myfriend,"headded,withincreasinggrief,"itseemsthatIrhymeinaslovenlymanner。"
  "Oh,'tiswrongtosayso。"
  "Nay,Iamapoorcreature!"
  "Whosaidso?"
  "Parbleu!'twasP閘isson;didyounot,P閘isson?"
  P閘isson,againabsorbedinhiswork,tookgoodcarenottoanswer。
  "ButifP閘issonsaidyouwereso,"criedMoli鑢e,"P閘issonhasseriouslyoffendedyou。"
  "Doyouthinkso?"
  "Ah!?Iadviseyou,asyouareagentleman,nottoleaveaninsultlikethatunpunished。"
  "What!"exclaimedLaFontaine。
  "Didyoueverfight?"
  "Onceonly,withalieutenantinthelighthorse。"
  "Whatwronghadhedoneyou?"
  "Itseemsheranawaywithmywife。"
  "Ah,ah!"saidMoli鑢e,becomingslightlypale;butas,atLaFontaine'sdeclaration,theothershadturnedround,Moli鑢ekeptuponhislipstherallyingsmilewhichhadsonearlydiedaway,andcontinuingtomakeLaFontainespeak—
  "Andwhatwastheresultoftheduel?"
  "Theresultwas,thatonthegroundmyopponentdisarmedme,andthenmadeanapology,promisingneveragaintosetfootinmyhouse。"
  "Andyouconsideredyourselfsatisfied?"saidMoli鑢e。
  "Notatall!onthecontrary,Ipickedupmysword。?'Ibegyourpardon,monsieur,'Isaid,'Ihavenotfoughtyoubecauseyouweremywife'sfriend,butbecauseIwastoldIoughttofight。?So,asIhaveneverknownanypeacesavesinceyoumadeheracquaintance,domethepleasuretocontinueyourvisitsasheretofore,ormorbleu!letussettoagain。'?Andso,"continuedLaFontaine,"hewascompelledtoresumehisfriendshipwithmadame,andI
  continuetobethehappiestofhusbands。"
  Allburstoutlaughing。?Moli鑢ealonepassedhishandacrosshiseyes。?Why??Perhapstowipeawayatear,perhapstosmotherasigh。?Alas!
  weknowthatMoli鑢ewasamoralist,buthewasnotaphilosopher。?"'Tisallone,"hesaid,returningtothetopicoftheconversation,"P閘issonhasinsultedyou。"
  "Ah,truly!?Ihadalreadyforgottenit。"
  "AndIamgoingtochallengehimonyourbehalf。"
  "Well,youcandoso,ifyouthinkitindispensable。"
  "I
  dothinkitindispensable,andIamgoingto—"
  "Stay,"
  exclaimedLaFontaine,"Iwantyouradvice。"
  "Uponwhat?thisinsult?"
  "No;
  tellmereallynowwhetherlumi鑢edoesnotrhymewithorni鑢e。"
  "I
  shouldmakethemrhyme。"
  "Ah!?Iknewyouwould。"
  "AndIhavemadeahundredthousandsuchrhymesinmytime。"
  "A
  hundredthousand!"criedLaFontaine。?"Fourtimesasmanyas'LaPucelle,'whichM。Chaplainismeditating。?Isitalsoonthissubject,too,thatyouhavecomposedahundredthousandverses?"
  "Listentome,youeternallyabsent—mindedcreature,"saidMoli鑢e。
  "Itiscertain,"continuedLaFontaine,"thatl間ume,forinstance,rhymeswithposthume。"
  "Intheplural,aboveall。"
  "Yes,aboveallintheplural,seeingthatthenitrhymesnotwiththreeletters,butwithfour;asorni鑢edoeswithlumi鑢e。"
  "Butgivemeorni鑢esandlumi鑢esintheplural,mydearP閘isson,"saidLaFontaine,clappinghishandontheshoulderofhisfriend,whoseinsulthehadquiteforgotten,"andtheywillrhyme。"
  "Hem!"
  coughedP閘isson。
  "Moli鑢esaysso,andMoli鑢eisajudgeofsuchthings;hedeclareshehashimselfmadeahundredthousandverses。"
  "Come,"
  saidMoli鑢e,laughing,"heisoffnow。"
  "Itislikerivage,whichrhymesadmirablywithherbage。?Iwouldtakemyoathofit。"
  "But—"saidMoli鑢e。
  "I
  tellyouallthis,"continuedLaFontaine,"becauseyouarepreparingadivertissementforVaux,areyounot?"
  "Yes,the'F鈉heux。'"
  "Ah,yes,the'F鈉heux;'yes,Irecollect。?Well,Iwasthinkingaprologuewouldadmirablysuityourdivertissement。"
  "Doubtlessitwouldsuitcapitally。"
  "Ah!
  youareofmyopinion?"
  "Somuchso,thatIhaveaskedyoutowritethisveryprologue。"
  "Youaskedmetowriteit?"
  "Yes,you,andonyourrefusalbeggedyoutoaskP閘isson,whoisengageduponitatthismoment。"
  "Ah!
  thatiswhatP閘issonisdoing,then??I'faith,mydearMoli鑢e,youareindeedoftenright。"
  "When?"
  "Whenyoucallmeabsent—minded。?Itisamonstrousdefect;Iwillcuremyselfofit,anddoyourprologueforyou。"
  "ButinasmuchasP閘issonisaboutit!—"
  "Ah,true,miserablerascalthatIam!?LoretwasindeedrightinsayingIwasapoorcreature。"
  "ItwasnotLoretwhosaidso,myfriend。"
  "Well,then,whoeversaidso,'tisthesametome!?Andsoyourdivertissementiscalledthe'F鈉heux?'?Well,canyoumakeheureuxrhymewithf鈉heux?"
  "Ifobliged,yes。"
  "Andevenwithcapriceux。"
  "Oh,no,no。"
  "Itwouldbehazardous,andyetwhyso?"
  "Thereistoogreatadifferenceinthecadences。"
  "I
  wasfancying,"saidLaFontaine,leavingMoli鑢eforLoret—"Iwasfancying—"
  "Whatwereyoufancying?"saidLoret,inthemiddleofasentence。?"Makehaste。"
  "Youarewritingtheprologuetothe'F鈉heux,'areyounot?"
  "No!mordieu!itisP閘isson。"
  "Ah,P閘isson,"criedLaFontaine,goingovertohim,"Iwasfancying,"hecontinued,"thatthenymphofVaux—"
  "Ah,beautiful!"criedLoret。?"ThenymphofVaux!thankyou,LaFontaine;youhavejustgivenmethetwoconcludingversesofmypaper。"
  "Well,ifyoucanrhymesowell,LaFontaine,"saidP閘isson,"tellmenowinwhatwayyouwouldbeginmyprologue?"
  "I
  shouldsay,forinstance,'Oh!nymph,who—'?After'who'Ishouldplaceaverbinthesecondpersonsingularofthepresentindicative;andshouldgoonthus:'thisgrotprofound。'"
  "Buttheverb,theverb?"askedP閘isson。
  "Toadmirethegreatestkingofallkingsround,"continuedLaFontaine。
  "Buttheverb,theverb,"obstinatelyinsistedP閘isson。?"Thissecondpersonsingularofthepresentindicative?"
  "Well,then;quittest:
  "Oh,nymph,whoquittestnowthisgrotprofound,Toadmirethegreatestkingofallkingsround。"
  "Youwouldnotput'whoquittest,'wouldyou?"
  "Whynot?"
  "'Quittest,'
  after'youwho'?"
  "Ah!
  mydearfellow,"exclaimedLaFontaine,"youareashockingpedant!"
  "Withoutcounting,"saidMoli鑢e,"thatthesecondverse,'kingofallkingsround,'isveryweak,mydearLaFontaine。"
  "ThenyouseeclearlyIamnothingbutapoorcreature,—ashuffler,asyousaid。"
  "I
  neversaidso。"
  "Then,asLoretsaid。"
  "AnditwasnotLoreteither;itwasP閘isson。"
  "Well,P閘issonwasrightahundredtimesover。?Butwhatannoysmemorethananything,mydearMoli鑢e,is,thatIfearweshallnothaveourEpicureandresses。"
  "Youexpectedyours,then,forthef阾e?"
  "Yes,forthef阾e,andthenforafterthef阾e。?Myhousekeepertoldmethatmyownisratherfaded。"
  "Diable!yourhousekeeperisright;
  rathermorethanfaded。"
  "Ah,yousee,"resumedLaFontaine,"thefactis,Ileftitonthefloorinmyroom,andmycat—"
  "Well,yourcat—"
  "Shemadehernestuponit,whichhasratherchangeditscolor。"
  Moli鑢eburstoutlaughing;P閘issonandLoretfollowedhisexample。?Atthisjuncture,thebishopofVannesappeared,witharollofplansandparchmentsunderhisarm。?Asiftheangelofdeathhadchilledallgayandsprightlyfancies—asifthatwanformhadscaredawaytheGracestowhomXenocratessacrificed—silenceimmediatelyreignedthroughthestudy,andeveryoneresumedhisself—possessionandhispen。?Aramisdistributedthenotesofinvitation,andthankedtheminthenameofM。Fouquet。?"Thesuperintendent,"hesaid,"beingkepttohisroombybusiness,couldnotcomeandseethem,butbeggedthemtosendhimsomeofthefruitsoftheirday'swork,toenablehimtoforgetthefatigueofhislaborinthenight。"
  Atthesewords,allsettleddowntowork。?LaFontaineplacedhimselfatatable,andsethisrapidpenanendlessdanceacrossthesmoothwhitevellum;P閘issonmadeafaircopyofhisprologue;Moli鑢econtributedfiftyfreshverses,withwhichhisvisittoPercerinhadinspiredhim;Loret,anarticleonthemarvelousf阾eshepredicted;andAramis,ladenwithhisbootylikethekingofthebees,thatgreatblackdrone,deckedwithpurpleandgold,re—enteredhisapartment,silentandbusy。?Butbeforedeparting,"Remember,gentlemen,"
  saidhe,"weleaveto—morrowevening。"
  "Inthatcase,Imustgivenoticeathome,"saidMoli鑢e。
  "Yes;
  poorMoli鑢e!"saidLoret,smiling;"heloveshishome。"
  "'Heloves,'yes,"repliedMoli鑢e,withhissad,sweetsmile。?"'Heloves,'thatdoesnotmean,theylovehim。"
  "Asforme,"saidLaFontaine,"theylovemeatCh鈚eauThierry,Iamverysure。"
  Aramisherere—enteredafterabriefdisappearance。
  "Willanyonegowithme?"heasked。?"IamgoingbyParis,afterhavingpassedaquarterofanhourwithM。Fouquet。?Ioffermycarriage。"
  "Good,"
  saidMoli鑢e,"Iacceptit。?Iaminahurry。"
  "I
  shalldinehere,"saidLoret。?"M。deGourvillehaspromisedmesomecraw—fish。"
  "Hehaspromisedmesomewhitings。?Findarhymeforthat,LaFontaine。"
  Aramiswentoutlaughing,asonlyhecouldlaugh,andMoli鑢efollowedhim。?Theywereatthebottomofthestairs,whenLaFontaineopenedthedoor,andshoutedout:
  "Hehaspromisedussomewhitings,Inreturnfortheseourwritings。"
  TheshoutsoflaughterreachedtheearsofFouquetatthemomentAramisopenedthedoorofthestudy。?AstoMoli鑢e,hehadundertakentoorderthehorses,whileAramiswenttoexchangeapartingwordwiththesuperintendent。?"Oh,howtheyarelaughingthere!"
  saidFouquet,withasigh。
  "Doyounotlaugh,monseigneur?"
  "I
  laughnolongernow,M。d'Herblay。?Thef阾eisapproaching;moneyisdeparting。"
  "HaveInottoldyouthatwasmybusiness?"
  "Yes,youpromisedmemillions。"
  "Youshallhavethemthedayaftertheking'sentr閑intoVaux。"
  FouquetlookedcloselyatAramis,andpassedthebackofhisicyhandacrosshismoistenedbrow。?Aramisperceivedthatthesuperintendenteitherdoubtedhim,orfelthewaspowerlesstoobtainthemoney。?HowcouldFouquetsupposethatapoorbishop,ex—abb?ex—musketeer,couldfindany?
  "Whydoubtme?"saidAramis。?Fouquetsmiledandshookhishead。
  "Manoflittlefaith!"addedthebishop。
  "MydearM。d'Herblay,"answeredFouquet,"ifIfall—"
  "Well;
  ifyou'fall'?"
  "I
  shall,atleast,fallfromsuchaheight,thatIshallshattermyselfinfalling。"?Thengivinghimselfashake,asthoughtoescapefromhimself,"Whencecameyou,"saidhe,"myfriend?"
  "FromParis—fromPercerin。"
  "AndwhathaveyoubeendoingatPercerin's,forIsupposeyouattachnogreatimportancetoourpoets'dresses?"
  "No;
  Iwenttoprepareasurprise。"
  "Surprise?"
  "Yes;
  whichyouaregoingtogivetotheking。"
  "Andwillitcostmuch?"
  "Oh!
  ahundredpistolesyouwillgiveLebrun。"
  "A
  painting?—Ah!allthebetter!?Andwhatisthispaintingtorepresent?"
  "I
  willtellyou;thenatthesametime,whateveryoumaysayorthinkofit,I
  wenttoseethedressesforourpoets。"
  "Bah!
  andtheywillberichandelegant?"
  "Splendid!?Therewillbefewgreatmonseigneurswithsogood。?Peoplewillseethedifferencethereisbetweenthecourtiersofwealthandthoseoffriendship。"
  "Evergenerousandgrateful,dearprelate。"
  "Inyourschool。"
  Fouquetgraspedhishand。?"Andwhereareyougoing?"hesaid。
  "IamofftoParis,whenyoushallhavegivenacertainletter。"
  "Forwhom?"
  "M。deLyonne。"
  "AndwhatdoyouwantwithLyonne?"
  "Iwishtomakehimsignalettredecachet。"
  "'Lettredecachet!'?DoyoudesiretoputsomebodyintheBastile?"
  "Onthecontrary—toletsomebodyout。"
  "Andwho?"
  "A
  poordevil—ayouth,aladwhohasbeenBastiledthesetenyears,fortwoLatinverseshemadeagainsttheJesuits。"
  "'TwoLatinverses!'and,for'twoLatinverses,'themiserablebeinghasbeeninprisonfortenyears!"
  "Yes!"
  "Andhascommittednoothercrime?"
  "Beyondthis,heisasinnocentasyouorI。"
  "Onyourword?"
  "Onmyhonor!"
  "Andhisnameis—"
  "Seldon。"
  "Yes。—Butitistoobad。?Youknewthis,andyounevertoldme!"
  "'Twasonlyyesterdayhismotherappliedtome,monseigneur。"
  "Andthewomanispoor!"
  "Inthedeepestmisery。"
  "Heaven,"
  saidFouquet,"sometimesbearswithsuchinjusticeonearth,thatIhardlywondertherearewretcheswhodoubtofitsexistence。?Stay,M。d'Herblay。"?AndFouquet,takingapen,wroteafewrapidlinestohiscolleagueLyonne。?Aramistooktheletterandmadereadytogo。
  "Wait,"
  saidFouquet。?Heopenedhisdrawer,andtookouttengovernmentnoteswhichwerethere,eachforathousandfrancs。?"Stay,"hesaid;"setthesonatliberty,andgivethistothemother;but,aboveall,donottellher—
  "
  "What,monseigneur?"
  "ThatsheistenthousandlivresricherthanI。?ShewouldsayIambutapoorsuperintendent!?Go!andIpraythatGodwillblessthosewhoaremindfulofhispoor!"
  "SoalsodoIpray,"repliedAramis,kissingFouquet'shand。
  Andhewentoutquickly,carryingofftheletterforLyonneandthenotesforSeldon'smother,andtakingupMoli鑢e,whowasbeginningtolosepatience。
  ChapterVII:
  AnotherSupperattheBastile。
  Seveno'clocksoundedfromthegreatclockoftheBastile,thatfamousclock,which,likealltheaccessoriesofthestateprison,theveryuseofwhichisatorture,recalledtotheprisoners'mindsthedestinationofeveryhouroftheirpunishment。?Thetime—pieceoftheBastile,adornedwithfigures,likemostoftheclocksoftheperiod,representedSt。Peterinbonds。?Itwasthesupperhouroftheunfortunatecaptives。?Thedoors,gratingontheirenormoushinges,openedforthepassageofthebasketsandtraysofprovisions,theabundanceandthedelicacyofwhich,asM。deBaisemeauxhashimselftaughtus,wasregulatedbytheconditioninlifeoftheprisoner。?WeunderstandonthisheadthetheoriesofM。deBaisemeaux,sovereigndispenserofgastronomicdelicacies,headcookoftheroyalfortress,whosetrays,full—laden,wereascendingthesteepstaircases,carryingsomeconsolationtotheprisonersintheshapeofhonestlyfilledbottlesofgoodvintages。?ThissamehourwasthatofM。legouverneur'ssupperalso。?Hehadaguestto—day,andthespitturnedmoreheavilythanusual。?Roastpartridges,flankedwithquailsandflankingalardedleveret;boiledfowls;hams,friedandsprinkledwithwhitewine,cardonsofGuipuzcoaandlabisque閏revisses:these,togetherwithsoupsandhorsd'渦vres,constitutedthegovernor'sbilloffare。?Baisemeaux,seatedattable,wasrubbinghishandsandlookingatthebishopofVannes,who,bootedlikeacavalier,dressedingrayandswordatside,kepttalkingofhishungerandtestifyingtheliveliestimpatience。?M。deBaisemeauxdeMontlezunwasnotaccustomedtotheunbendingmovementsofhisgreatnessmylordofVannes,andthiseveningAramis,becomingsprightly,volunteeredconfidenceonconfidence。?Theprelatehadagainalittletouchofthemusketeerabouthim。?Thebishopjusttrenchedonthebordersonlyoflicenseinhisstyleofconversation。?AsforM。deBaisemeaux,withthefacilityofvulgarpeople,hegavehimselfupentirelyuponthispointofhisguest'sfreedom。?"Monsieur,"saidhe,"forindeedto—nightIdarenotcallyoumonseigneur。"
  "Bynomeans,"saidAramis;"callmemonsieur;Iambooted。"
  "Doyouknow,monsieur,ofwhomyouremindmethisevening?"
  "No!
  faith,"saidAramis,takinguphisglass;"butIhopeIremindyouofacapitalguest。"
  "Youremindmeoftwo,monsieur。?Fran鏾is,shutthewindow;thewindmayannoyhisgreatness。"
  "Andlethimgo,"addedAramis。?"Thesupperiscompletelyserved,andweshalleatitverywellwithoutwaiters。?Ilikeexceedinglytobet阾e—?t阾ewhenIamwithafriend。"?Baisemeauxbowedrespectfully。
  "I
  likeexceedingly,"continuedAramis,"tohelpmyself。"
  "Retire,Fran鏾is,"criedBaisemeaux。?"I
  wassayingthatyourgreatnessputsmeinmindoftwopersons;oneveryillustrious,thelatecardinal,thegreatCardinaldelaRochelle,whoworebootslikeyou。"
  "Indeed,"
  saidAramis;"andtheother?"
  "Theotherwasacertainmusketeer,veryhandsome,verybrave,veryadventurous,veryfortunate,who,frombeingabb?turnedmusketeer,andfrommusketeerturnedabb"t;?Aramiscondescendedtosmile。?"Fromabb?;
  continuedBaisemeaux,encouragedbyAramis'ssmile—";fromabb?bishop—
  andfrombishop"t;
  "Ah!
  staythere,Ibeg,"exclaimedAramis。
  "I
  havejustsaid,monsieur,thatyougavemetheideaofacardinal。"
  "Enough,dearM。Baisemeaux。?Asyousaid,Ihaveonthebootsofacavalier,butIdonotintend,forallthat,toembroilmyselfwiththechurchthisevening。"
  "Butyouhavewickedintentions,nevertheless,monseigneur。"
  "Oh,yes,wicked,Iown,aseverythingmundaneis。"
  "Youtraversethetownandthestreetsindisguise?"
  "Indisguise,asyousay。"
  "Andyoustillmakeuseofyoursword?"
  "Yes,Ishouldthinkso;butonlywhenIamcompelled。?DomethepleasuretosummonFran鏾is。"
  "Haveyounowinethere?"
  "'Tisnotforwine,butbecauseitishothere,andthewindowisshut。"
  "I
  shutthewindowsatsupper—timesoasnottohearthesoundsorthearrivalofcouriers。"
  "Ah,yes。?Youhearthemwhenthewindowisopen?"
  "Buttoowell,andthatdisturbsme。?Youunderstand?"