"Thedeuce!"criedLoret;"whatadangerousthing!?Onewouldgomadwithit!"
"Thedeuce!thedeuce!"repeatedLaFontaine;"whatcanIdo?"
"I
havediscoveredtheway,"saidMoli鑢e,whohadenteredjustatthispointoftheconversation。
"Whatway?"
"Writethemfirstandburnthemafterwards。"
"Howsimple!?Well,Ishouldneverhavediscoveredthat。?WhatamindthatdevilofaMoli鑢ehas!"saidLaFontaine。?Then,strikinghisforehead,"Oh,thouwiltneverbeaughtbutanass,JeanLaFontaine!"headded。
"Whatareyousayingthere,myfriend?"brokeinMoli鑢e,approachingthepoet,whoseasidehehadheard。
"I
sayIshallneverbeaughtbutanass,"answeredLaFontaine,withaheavysighandswimmingeyes。?"Yes,myfriend,"headded,withincreasinggrief,"itseemsthatIrhymeinaslovenlymanner。"
"Oh,'tiswrongtosayso。"
"Nay,Iamapoorcreature!"
"Whosaidso?"
"Parbleu!'twasP閘isson;didyounot,P閘isson?"
P閘isson,againabsorbedinhiswork,tookgoodcarenottoanswer。
"ButifP閘issonsaidyouwereso,"criedMoli鑢e,"P閘issonhasseriouslyoffendedyou。"
"Doyouthinkso?"
"Ah!?Iadviseyou,asyouareagentleman,nottoleaveaninsultlikethatunpunished。"
"What!"exclaimedLaFontaine。
"Didyoueverfight?"
"Onceonly,withalieutenantinthelighthorse。"
"Whatwronghadhedoneyou?"
"Itseemsheranawaywithmywife。"
"Ah,ah!"saidMoli鑢e,becomingslightlypale;butas,atLaFontaine'sdeclaration,theothershadturnedround,Moli鑢ekeptuponhislipstherallyingsmilewhichhadsonearlydiedaway,andcontinuingtomakeLaFontainespeak—
"Andwhatwastheresultoftheduel?"
"Theresultwas,thatonthegroundmyopponentdisarmedme,andthenmadeanapology,promisingneveragaintosetfootinmyhouse。"
"Andyouconsideredyourselfsatisfied?"saidMoli鑢e。
"Notatall!onthecontrary,Ipickedupmysword。?'Ibegyourpardon,monsieur,'Isaid,'Ihavenotfoughtyoubecauseyouweremywife'sfriend,butbecauseIwastoldIoughttofight。?So,asIhaveneverknownanypeacesavesinceyoumadeheracquaintance,domethepleasuretocontinueyourvisitsasheretofore,ormorbleu!letussettoagain。'?Andso,"continuedLaFontaine,"hewascompelledtoresumehisfriendshipwithmadame,andI
continuetobethehappiestofhusbands。"
Allburstoutlaughing。?Moli鑢ealonepassedhishandacrosshiseyes。?Why??Perhapstowipeawayatear,perhapstosmotherasigh。?Alas!
weknowthatMoli鑢ewasamoralist,buthewasnotaphilosopher。?"'Tisallone,"hesaid,returningtothetopicoftheconversation,"P閘issonhasinsultedyou。"
"Ah,truly!?Ihadalreadyforgottenit。"
"AndIamgoingtochallengehimonyourbehalf。"
"Well,youcandoso,ifyouthinkitindispensable。"
"I
dothinkitindispensable,andIamgoingto—"
"Stay,"
exclaimedLaFontaine,"Iwantyouradvice。"
"Uponwhat?thisinsult?"
"No;
tellmereallynowwhetherlumi鑢edoesnotrhymewithorni鑢e。"
"I
shouldmakethemrhyme。"
"Ah!?Iknewyouwould。"
"AndIhavemadeahundredthousandsuchrhymesinmytime。"
"A
hundredthousand!"criedLaFontaine。?"Fourtimesasmanyas'LaPucelle,'whichM。Chaplainismeditating。?Isitalsoonthissubject,too,thatyouhavecomposedahundredthousandverses?"
"Listentome,youeternallyabsent—mindedcreature,"saidMoli鑢e。
"Itiscertain,"continuedLaFontaine,"thatl間ume,forinstance,rhymeswithposthume。"
"Intheplural,aboveall。"
"Yes,aboveallintheplural,seeingthatthenitrhymesnotwiththreeletters,butwithfour;asorni鑢edoeswithlumi鑢e。"
"Butgivemeorni鑢esandlumi鑢esintheplural,mydearP閘isson,"saidLaFontaine,clappinghishandontheshoulderofhisfriend,whoseinsulthehadquiteforgotten,"andtheywillrhyme。"
"Hem!"
coughedP閘isson。
"Moli鑢esaysso,andMoli鑢eisajudgeofsuchthings;hedeclareshehashimselfmadeahundredthousandverses。"
"Come,"
saidMoli鑢e,laughing,"heisoffnow。"
"Itislikerivage,whichrhymesadmirablywithherbage。?Iwouldtakemyoathofit。"
"But—"saidMoli鑢e。
"I
tellyouallthis,"continuedLaFontaine,"becauseyouarepreparingadivertissementforVaux,areyounot?"
"Yes,the'F鈉heux。'"
"Ah,yes,the'F鈉heux;'yes,Irecollect。?Well,Iwasthinkingaprologuewouldadmirablysuityourdivertissement。"
"Doubtlessitwouldsuitcapitally。"
"Ah!
youareofmyopinion?"
"Somuchso,thatIhaveaskedyoutowritethisveryprologue。"
"Youaskedmetowriteit?"
"Yes,you,andonyourrefusalbeggedyoutoaskP閘isson,whoisengageduponitatthismoment。"
"Ah!
thatiswhatP閘issonisdoing,then??I'faith,mydearMoli鑢e,youareindeedoftenright。"
"When?"
"Whenyoucallmeabsent—minded。?Itisamonstrousdefect;Iwillcuremyselfofit,anddoyourprologueforyou。"
"ButinasmuchasP閘issonisaboutit!—"
"Ah,true,miserablerascalthatIam!?LoretwasindeedrightinsayingIwasapoorcreature。"
"ItwasnotLoretwhosaidso,myfriend。"
"Well,then,whoeversaidso,'tisthesametome!?Andsoyourdivertissementiscalledthe'F鈉heux?'?Well,canyoumakeheureuxrhymewithf鈉heux?"
"Ifobliged,yes。"
"Andevenwithcapriceux。"
"Oh,no,no。"
"Itwouldbehazardous,andyetwhyso?"
"Thereistoogreatadifferenceinthecadences。"
"I
wasfancying,"saidLaFontaine,leavingMoli鑢eforLoret—"Iwasfancying—"
"Whatwereyoufancying?"saidLoret,inthemiddleofasentence。?"Makehaste。"
"Youarewritingtheprologuetothe'F鈉heux,'areyounot?"
"No!mordieu!itisP閘isson。"
"Ah,P閘isson,"criedLaFontaine,goingovertohim,"Iwasfancying,"hecontinued,"thatthenymphofVaux—"
"Ah,beautiful!"criedLoret。?"ThenymphofVaux!thankyou,LaFontaine;youhavejustgivenmethetwoconcludingversesofmypaper。"
"Well,ifyoucanrhymesowell,LaFontaine,"saidP閘isson,"tellmenowinwhatwayyouwouldbeginmyprologue?"
"I
shouldsay,forinstance,'Oh!nymph,who—'?After'who'Ishouldplaceaverbinthesecondpersonsingularofthepresentindicative;andshouldgoonthus:'thisgrotprofound。'"
"Buttheverb,theverb?"askedP閘isson。
"Toadmirethegreatestkingofallkingsround,"continuedLaFontaine。
"Buttheverb,theverb,"obstinatelyinsistedP閘isson。?"Thissecondpersonsingularofthepresentindicative?"
"Well,then;quittest:
"Oh,nymph,whoquittestnowthisgrotprofound,Toadmirethegreatestkingofallkingsround。"
"Youwouldnotput'whoquittest,'wouldyou?"
"Whynot?"
"'Quittest,'
after'youwho'?"
"Ah!
mydearfellow,"exclaimedLaFontaine,"youareashockingpedant!"
"Withoutcounting,"saidMoli鑢e,"thatthesecondverse,'kingofallkingsround,'isveryweak,mydearLaFontaine。"
"ThenyouseeclearlyIamnothingbutapoorcreature,—ashuffler,asyousaid。"
"I
neversaidso。"
"Then,asLoretsaid。"
"AnditwasnotLoreteither;itwasP閘isson。"
"Well,P閘issonwasrightahundredtimesover。?Butwhatannoysmemorethananything,mydearMoli鑢e,is,thatIfearweshallnothaveourEpicureandresses。"
"Youexpectedyours,then,forthef阾e?"
"Yes,forthef阾e,andthenforafterthef阾e。?Myhousekeepertoldmethatmyownisratherfaded。"
"Diable!yourhousekeeperisright;
rathermorethanfaded。"
"Ah,yousee,"resumedLaFontaine,"thefactis,Ileftitonthefloorinmyroom,andmycat—"
"Well,yourcat—"
"Shemadehernestuponit,whichhasratherchangeditscolor。"
Moli鑢eburstoutlaughing;P閘issonandLoretfollowedhisexample。?Atthisjuncture,thebishopofVannesappeared,witharollofplansandparchmentsunderhisarm。?Asiftheangelofdeathhadchilledallgayandsprightlyfancies—asifthatwanformhadscaredawaytheGracestowhomXenocratessacrificed—silenceimmediatelyreignedthroughthestudy,andeveryoneresumedhisself—possessionandhispen。?Aramisdistributedthenotesofinvitation,andthankedtheminthenameofM。Fouquet。?"Thesuperintendent,"hesaid,"beingkepttohisroombybusiness,couldnotcomeandseethem,butbeggedthemtosendhimsomeofthefruitsoftheirday'swork,toenablehimtoforgetthefatigueofhislaborinthenight。"
Atthesewords,allsettleddowntowork。?LaFontaineplacedhimselfatatable,andsethisrapidpenanendlessdanceacrossthesmoothwhitevellum;P閘issonmadeafaircopyofhisprologue;Moli鑢econtributedfiftyfreshverses,withwhichhisvisittoPercerinhadinspiredhim;Loret,anarticleonthemarvelousf阾eshepredicted;andAramis,ladenwithhisbootylikethekingofthebees,thatgreatblackdrone,deckedwithpurpleandgold,re—enteredhisapartment,silentandbusy。?Butbeforedeparting,"Remember,gentlemen,"
saidhe,"weleaveto—morrowevening。"
"Inthatcase,Imustgivenoticeathome,"saidMoli鑢e。
"Yes;
poorMoli鑢e!"saidLoret,smiling;"heloveshishome。"
"'Heloves,'yes,"repliedMoli鑢e,withhissad,sweetsmile。?"'Heloves,'thatdoesnotmean,theylovehim。"
"Asforme,"saidLaFontaine,"theylovemeatCh鈚eauThierry,Iamverysure。"
Aramisherere—enteredafterabriefdisappearance。
"Willanyonegowithme?"heasked。?"IamgoingbyParis,afterhavingpassedaquarterofanhourwithM。Fouquet。?Ioffermycarriage。"
"Good,"
saidMoli鑢e,"Iacceptit。?Iaminahurry。"
"I
shalldinehere,"saidLoret。?"M。deGourvillehaspromisedmesomecraw—fish。"
"Hehaspromisedmesomewhitings。?Findarhymeforthat,LaFontaine。"
Aramiswentoutlaughing,asonlyhecouldlaugh,andMoli鑢efollowedhim。?Theywereatthebottomofthestairs,whenLaFontaineopenedthedoor,andshoutedout:
"Hehaspromisedussomewhitings,Inreturnfortheseourwritings。"
TheshoutsoflaughterreachedtheearsofFouquetatthemomentAramisopenedthedoorofthestudy。?AstoMoli鑢e,hehadundertakentoorderthehorses,whileAramiswenttoexchangeapartingwordwiththesuperintendent。?"Oh,howtheyarelaughingthere!"
saidFouquet,withasigh。
"Doyounotlaugh,monseigneur?"
"I
laughnolongernow,M。d'Herblay。?Thef阾eisapproaching;moneyisdeparting。"
"HaveInottoldyouthatwasmybusiness?"
"Yes,youpromisedmemillions。"
"Youshallhavethemthedayaftertheking'sentr閑intoVaux。"
FouquetlookedcloselyatAramis,andpassedthebackofhisicyhandacrosshismoistenedbrow。?Aramisperceivedthatthesuperintendenteitherdoubtedhim,orfelthewaspowerlesstoobtainthemoney。?HowcouldFouquetsupposethatapoorbishop,ex—abb?ex—musketeer,couldfindany?
"Whydoubtme?"saidAramis。?Fouquetsmiledandshookhishead。
"Manoflittlefaith!"addedthebishop。
"MydearM。d'Herblay,"answeredFouquet,"ifIfall—"
"Well;
ifyou'fall'?"
"I
shall,atleast,fallfromsuchaheight,thatIshallshattermyselfinfalling。"?Thengivinghimselfashake,asthoughtoescapefromhimself,"Whencecameyou,"saidhe,"myfriend?"
"FromParis—fromPercerin。"
"AndwhathaveyoubeendoingatPercerin's,forIsupposeyouattachnogreatimportancetoourpoets'dresses?"
"No;
Iwenttoprepareasurprise。"
"Surprise?"
"Yes;
whichyouaregoingtogivetotheking。"
"Andwillitcostmuch?"
"Oh!
ahundredpistolesyouwillgiveLebrun。"
"A
painting?—Ah!allthebetter!?Andwhatisthispaintingtorepresent?"
"I
willtellyou;thenatthesametime,whateveryoumaysayorthinkofit,I
wenttoseethedressesforourpoets。"
"Bah!
andtheywillberichandelegant?"
"Splendid!?Therewillbefewgreatmonseigneurswithsogood。?Peoplewillseethedifferencethereisbetweenthecourtiersofwealthandthoseoffriendship。"
"Evergenerousandgrateful,dearprelate。"
"Inyourschool。"
Fouquetgraspedhishand。?"Andwhereareyougoing?"hesaid。
"IamofftoParis,whenyoushallhavegivenacertainletter。"
"Forwhom?"
"M。deLyonne。"
"AndwhatdoyouwantwithLyonne?"
"Iwishtomakehimsignalettredecachet。"
"'Lettredecachet!'?DoyoudesiretoputsomebodyintheBastile?"
"Onthecontrary—toletsomebodyout。"
"Andwho?"
"A
poordevil—ayouth,aladwhohasbeenBastiledthesetenyears,fortwoLatinverseshemadeagainsttheJesuits。"
"'TwoLatinverses!'and,for'twoLatinverses,'themiserablebeinghasbeeninprisonfortenyears!"
"Yes!"
"Andhascommittednoothercrime?"
"Beyondthis,heisasinnocentasyouorI。"
"Onyourword?"
"Onmyhonor!"
"Andhisnameis—"
"Seldon。"
"Yes。—Butitistoobad。?Youknewthis,andyounevertoldme!"
"'Twasonlyyesterdayhismotherappliedtome,monseigneur。"
"Andthewomanispoor!"
"Inthedeepestmisery。"
"Heaven,"
saidFouquet,"sometimesbearswithsuchinjusticeonearth,thatIhardlywondertherearewretcheswhodoubtofitsexistence。?Stay,M。d'Herblay。"?AndFouquet,takingapen,wroteafewrapidlinestohiscolleagueLyonne。?Aramistooktheletterandmadereadytogo。
"Wait,"
saidFouquet。?Heopenedhisdrawer,andtookouttengovernmentnoteswhichwerethere,eachforathousandfrancs。?"Stay,"hesaid;"setthesonatliberty,andgivethistothemother;but,aboveall,donottellher—
"
"What,monseigneur?"
"ThatsheistenthousandlivresricherthanI。?ShewouldsayIambutapoorsuperintendent!?Go!andIpraythatGodwillblessthosewhoaremindfulofhispoor!"
"SoalsodoIpray,"repliedAramis,kissingFouquet'shand。
Andhewentoutquickly,carryingofftheletterforLyonneandthenotesforSeldon'smother,andtakingupMoli鑢e,whowasbeginningtolosepatience。
ChapterVII:
AnotherSupperattheBastile。
Seveno'clocksoundedfromthegreatclockoftheBastile,thatfamousclock,which,likealltheaccessoriesofthestateprison,theveryuseofwhichisatorture,recalledtotheprisoners'mindsthedestinationofeveryhouroftheirpunishment。?Thetime—pieceoftheBastile,adornedwithfigures,likemostoftheclocksoftheperiod,representedSt。Peterinbonds。?Itwasthesupperhouroftheunfortunatecaptives。?Thedoors,gratingontheirenormoushinges,openedforthepassageofthebasketsandtraysofprovisions,theabundanceandthedelicacyofwhich,asM。deBaisemeauxhashimselftaughtus,wasregulatedbytheconditioninlifeoftheprisoner。?WeunderstandonthisheadthetheoriesofM。deBaisemeaux,sovereigndispenserofgastronomicdelicacies,headcookoftheroyalfortress,whosetrays,full—laden,wereascendingthesteepstaircases,carryingsomeconsolationtotheprisonersintheshapeofhonestlyfilledbottlesofgoodvintages。?ThissamehourwasthatofM。legouverneur'ssupperalso。?Hehadaguestto—day,andthespitturnedmoreheavilythanusual。?Roastpartridges,flankedwithquailsandflankingalardedleveret;boiledfowls;hams,friedandsprinkledwithwhitewine,cardonsofGuipuzcoaandlabisque閏revisses:these,togetherwithsoupsandhorsd'渦vres,constitutedthegovernor'sbilloffare。?Baisemeaux,seatedattable,wasrubbinghishandsandlookingatthebishopofVannes,who,bootedlikeacavalier,dressedingrayandswordatside,kepttalkingofhishungerandtestifyingtheliveliestimpatience。?M。deBaisemeauxdeMontlezunwasnotaccustomedtotheunbendingmovementsofhisgreatnessmylordofVannes,andthiseveningAramis,becomingsprightly,volunteeredconfidenceonconfidence。?Theprelatehadagainalittletouchofthemusketeerabouthim。?Thebishopjusttrenchedonthebordersonlyoflicenseinhisstyleofconversation。?AsforM。deBaisemeaux,withthefacilityofvulgarpeople,hegavehimselfupentirelyuponthispointofhisguest'sfreedom。?"Monsieur,"saidhe,"forindeedto—nightIdarenotcallyoumonseigneur。"
"Bynomeans,"saidAramis;"callmemonsieur;Iambooted。"
"Doyouknow,monsieur,ofwhomyouremindmethisevening?"
"No!
faith,"saidAramis,takinguphisglass;"butIhopeIremindyouofacapitalguest。"
"Youremindmeoftwo,monsieur。?Fran鏾is,shutthewindow;thewindmayannoyhisgreatness。"
"Andlethimgo,"addedAramis。?"Thesupperiscompletelyserved,andweshalleatitverywellwithoutwaiters。?Ilikeexceedinglytobet阾e—?t阾ewhenIamwithafriend。"?Baisemeauxbowedrespectfully。
"I
likeexceedingly,"continuedAramis,"tohelpmyself。"
"Retire,Fran鏾is,"criedBaisemeaux。?"I
wassayingthatyourgreatnessputsmeinmindoftwopersons;oneveryillustrious,thelatecardinal,thegreatCardinaldelaRochelle,whoworebootslikeyou。"
"Indeed,"
saidAramis;"andtheother?"
"Theotherwasacertainmusketeer,veryhandsome,verybrave,veryadventurous,veryfortunate,who,frombeingabb?turnedmusketeer,andfrommusketeerturnedabb"t;?Aramiscondescendedtosmile。?"Fromabb?;
continuedBaisemeaux,encouragedbyAramis'ssmile—";fromabb?bishop—
andfrombishop"t;
"Ah!
staythere,Ibeg,"exclaimedAramis。
"I
havejustsaid,monsieur,thatyougavemetheideaofacardinal。"
"Enough,dearM。Baisemeaux。?Asyousaid,Ihaveonthebootsofacavalier,butIdonotintend,forallthat,toembroilmyselfwiththechurchthisevening。"
"Butyouhavewickedintentions,nevertheless,monseigneur。"
"Oh,yes,wicked,Iown,aseverythingmundaneis。"
"Youtraversethetownandthestreetsindisguise?"
"Indisguise,asyousay。"
"Andyoustillmakeuseofyoursword?"
"Yes,Ishouldthinkso;butonlywhenIamcompelled。?DomethepleasuretosummonFran鏾is。"
"Haveyounowinethere?"
"'Tisnotforwine,butbecauseitishothere,andthewindowisshut。"
"I
shutthewindowsatsupper—timesoasnottohearthesoundsorthearrivalofcouriers。"
"Ah,yes。?Youhearthemwhenthewindowisopen?"
"Buttoowell,andthatdisturbsme。?Youunderstand?"