Itwasdreadful,andtheworstofitwasJohnwentonsoquietlyafterward,justasifnothinghadhappened,exceptthathestayedintownlater,andworkedatnightwhenshehadgonetocryherselftosleep。AweekorremorsenearlymadeMegsick,andthediscoverythatJohnhadcountermandedtheorderforhisnewgreatcoatreducedhertoastateofdespairwhichwaspathetictobehold。Hehadsimplysaid,inanswertohersurprisedinquiriesastothechange,"Ican’taffordit,mydear。"
  Megsaidnomore,butafewminutesafterhefoundherinthehallwithherfaceburiedintheoldgreatcoat,cryingasifherheartwouldbreak。
  Theyhadalongtalkthatnight,andMeglearnedtoloveherhusbandbetterforhispoverty,becauseitseemedtohavemadeamanofhim,givenhimthestrengthandcouragetofighthisownway,andtaughthimatenderpatiencewithwhichtobearandcomfortthenaturallongingsandfailuresofthoseheloved。
  Nextdaysheputherprideinherpocket,wenttoSallie,toldthetruth,andaskedhertobuythesilkasafavor。Thegood—naturedMrs。Moffatwillinglydidso,andhadthedelicacynottomakeherapresentofitimmediatelyafterward。ThenMegorderedhomethegreatcoat,andwhenJohnarrived,sheputiton,andaskedhimhowhelikedhernewsilkgown。Onecanimaginewhatanswerhemade,howhereceivedhispresent,andwhatablissfulstateofthingsensued。Johncamehomeearly,Meggaddednomore,andthatgreatcoatwasputoninthemorningbyaveryhappyhusband,andtakenoffatnightbyamostdevotedlittlewife。Sotheyearrolledround,andatmidsummertherecametoMeganewexperience,thedeepestandtenderestofawoman’slife。
  LauriecamesneakingintothekitchenoftheDovecoteoneSaturday,withanexcitedface,andwasreceivedwiththeclashofcymbals,forHannahclappedherhandswithasaucepaninoneandthecoverintheother。
  "How’sthelittlemamma?Whereiseverybody?Whydidn’tyoutellmebeforeIcamehome?"beganLaurieinaloudwhisper。
  "Happyasaqueen,thedear!Everysoulof’emisupstairsaworshipin’。Wedidn’twantnohurrycanesround。Nowyougointotheparlor,andI’llsend’emdowntoyou,"withwhichsomewhatinvolvedreplyHannahvanished,chucklingecstatically。
  PresentlyJoappeared,proudlybearingaflannelbundlelaidforthuponalargepillow。Jo’sfacewasverysober,buthereyestwinkled,andtherewasanoddsoundinhervoiceofrepressedemotionofsomesort。
  "Shutyoureyesandholdoutyourarms,"shesaidinvitingly。
  Lauriebackedprecipitatelyintoacorner,andputhishandsbehindhimwithanimploringgesture。"No,thankyou。I’drathernot。Ishalldropitorsmashit,assureasfate。"
  "Thenyoushan’tseeyournevvy,"saidJodecidedly,turningasiftogo。
  "Iwill,Iwill!Onlyyoumustberesponsiblefordamages。"Andobeyingorders,Laurieheroicallyshuthiseyeswhilesomethingwasputintohisarms。ApealoflaughterfromJo,Amy,Mrs。March,Hannah,andJohncausedhimtoopenthemthenextminute,tofindhimselfinvestedwithtwobabiesinsteadofone。
  Nowondertheylaughed,fortheexpressionofhisfacewasdrollenoughtoconvulseaQuaker,ashestoodandstaredwildlyfromtheunconsciousinnocentstothehilariousspectatorswithsuchdismaythatJosatdownonthefloorandscreamed。
  "Twins,byJupiter!"wasallhesaidforaminute,thenturningtothewomenwithanappealinglookthatwascomicallypiteous,headded,"Take’emquick,somebody!I’mgoingtolaugh,andIshalldrop’em。"
  Jorescuedhisbabies,andmarchedupanddown,withoneoneachare,asifalreadyinitiatedintothemysteriesofbaby—tending,whileLaurielaughedtillthetearsrandownhischeeks。
  "It’sthebestjokeoftheseason,isn’tit?Iwouldn’thavetoldyou,forIsetmyheartonsurprisingyou,andIflattermyselfI’vedoneit,"saidJo,whenshegotherbreath。
  "Ineverwasmorestaggeredinmylife。Isn’titfun?Aretheyboys?Whatareyougoingtonamethem?Let’shaveanotherlook。Holdmeup,Jo,foruponmylifeit’sonetoomanyforme,"returnedLaurie,regardingtheinfantswiththeairofabig,benevolentNewfoundlandlookingatapairofinfantilekittens。
  "Boyandgirl。Aren’ttheybeauties?"saidtheproudpapa,beaminguponthelittleredsquirmersasiftheywereunfledgedangels。
  "MostremarkablechildrenIeversaw。Whichiswhich?"andLauriebentlikeawell—sweeptoexaminetheprodigies。
  "Amyputablueribbonontheboyandapinkonthegirl,Frenchfashion,soyoucanalwaystell。Besides,onehasblueeyesandonebrown。Kissthem,UncleTeddy,"saidwickedJo。
  "I’mafraidtheymightn’tlikeit,"beganLaurie,withunusualtimidityinsuchmatters。
  "Ofcoursetheywill,theyareusedtoitnow。Doitthisminute,sir!"commandedJo,fearinghemightproposeaproxy。
  Lauriescreweduphisfaceandobeyedwithagingerlypeckateachlittlecheekthatproducedanotherlaugh,andmadethebabiessqueal。
  "There,Iknewtheydidn’tlikeit!That’stheboy,seehimkick,hehitsoutwithhisfistslikeagoodone。Nowthen,youngBrooke,pitchintoamanofyourownsize,willyou?"criedLaurie,delightedwithapokeinthefacefromatinyfist,flappingaimlesslyabout。
  "He’stobenamedJohnLaurence,andthegirlMargaret,aftermotherandgrandmother。WeshallcallherDaisy,soasnottohavetwoMegs,andIsupposethemanniewillbeJack,unlesswefindabettername,"saidAmy,withaunt—likeinterest。
  "NamehimDemijohn,andcallhimDemiforshort,"saidLaurie"DaisyandDemi,justthething!IknewTeddywoulddoit,"criedJoclappingherhands。
  Teddycertainlyhaddoneitthattime,forthebabieswere`Daisy’and`Demi’totheendofthechapter。
  GoodWives:Chapter6CHAPTER6Calls"Come,Jo,it’stime。"
  "Forwhat?"
  "Youdon’tmeantosayyouhaveforgottenthatyoupromisedtomakehalfadozencallswithmetoday?"
  "I’vedoneagoodmanyrashandfoolishthingsinmylife,butIdon’tthinkIeverwasmadenoughtosayI’dmakesixcallsinoneday,whenasingleoneupsetsmeforaweek。"
  "Yes,youdid,itwasabargainbetweenus。IwastofinishthecrayonofBethforyou,andyouweretogoproperlywithme,andreturnourneighbors’visits。"
  "Ifitwasfair,thatwasinthebond,andIstandtotheletterofmybond,Shylock。Thereisapileofcloudsintheeast,it’snotfair,andIdon’tgo。"
  "Now,that’sshirking。It’salovelyday,noprospectofrain,andyouprideyourselfonkeeping;promises,sobehonorable,comeanddoyourduty,andthenbeatpeaceforanothersixmonths。"
  AtthatminuteJowasparticularlyabsorbedindressmaking,forshewasmantua—makergeneraltothefamily,andtookespecialcredittoherselfbecauseshecoulduseaneedleaswellasapen。Itwasveryprovokingtobearrestedintheactofafirsttrying—on,andorderedouttomakecallsinherbestarrayonawarmJulyday。Shehatedcallsoftheformalsort,andnevermadeanytillAmycompelledherwithabargain,bribe,orpromise。Inthepresentinstancetherewasnoescape,andhavingclashedherscissorsrebelliously,whileprotestingthatshesmelledthunder,shegavein,putawayherwork,andtakingupherhatandgloveswithanairofresignation,toldAmythevictimwasready。
  "JoMarch,youareperverseenoughtoprovokeasaint!Youdon’tintendtomakecallsinthatstate,Ihope,"criedAmy,surveyingherwithamazement。
  "Whynot?I’mneatandcoolandcomfortable,quiteproperforadustywalkonawarmday。Ifpeoplecaremoreformyclothesthantheydoforme,Idon’twishtoseethem。Youcandressforboth,andbeaselegantasyouplease。Itpaysforyoutobefine。Itdoesn’tforme,andfurbelowsonlyworryme。"
  "Oh,dear!"sighedAmy,"nowshe’sinacontraryfit,andwilldrivemedistractedbeforeIcangetherproperlyready。I’msureit’snopleasuretometogotoday,butit’sadebtweowesociety,andthere’snoonetopayitbutyouandme。I’lldoanythingforyou,Jo,ifyou’llonlydressyourselfnicely,andcomeandhelpmedothecivil。Youcantalksowell,looksoaristocraticinyourbestthings,andbehavesobeautifully,ifyoutry,thatI’mproudofyou。I’mafraidtogoalone,docomeandtakecareofme。"
  "You’reanartfullittlepusstoflatterandwheedleyourcrossoldsisterinthatway。Theideaofmybeingaristocraticandwell—bred,andyourbeingafraidtogoanywherealone!Idon’tknowwhichisthemostabsurd。Well,I’llgoifImust,anddomybest。Youshallbecommanderoftheexpedition,andI’llobeyblindly,willthatsatisfyyou?"saidJo,withasuddenchangefromperversitytolamb—likesubmission。
  "You’reaperfectcherub!Nowputonallyourbestthings,andI’lltellyouhowtobehaveateachplace,sothatyouwillmakeagoodimpression。Iwantpeopletolikeyou,andtheywouldifyou’donlytrytobealittlemoreagreeable。Doyourhairtheprettyway,andputthepinkroseinyourbonnet。It’sbecoming,andyoulooktoosoberinyourplainsuit。Takeyourlightglovesandtheembroideredhandkerchief。We’llstopatMeg’s,andborrowherwhitesunshade,andthenyoucanhavemydove—coloredone。"
  WhileAmydressed,sheissuedherorders,andJoobeyedthem,notwithoutenteringherprotest,however,forshesighedassherustledintoherneworgandie,frowneddarklyatherselfasshetiedherbonnetstringsinanirreproachablebow,wrestledviciouslywithpinsassheputonhercollar,wrinkledupherfeaturesgenerallyassheshookoutthehandkerchief,whoseembroiderywasasirritatingtohernoseasthepresentmissionwastoherfeelings,andwhenshehadsqueezedherhandsintotightgloveswiththreebuttonsandatassel,asthelasttouchofelegance,sheturnedtoAmywithanimbecileexpressionofcountenance,sayingmeekly……
  "I’mperfectlymiserable,butifyouconsidermepresentable,Idiehappy。"
  "You’rehighlysatisfactory。turnslowlyround,andletmegetacarefulview。"Jorevolved,andAmygaveatouchhereandthere,thenfellback,withherheadononeside,observinggraciously,"Yes,you’lldo。YourheadisallIcouldask,forthatwhitebonnetwiththeroseisquiteravishing。Holdbackyourshoulders,andcarryyourhandseasily,nomatterifyourglovesdopinch。There’sonethingyoucandowell,Jo,thatis,wearashawl。Ican’t,butit’sverynicetoseeyou,andI’msogladAuntMarchgaveyouthatlovelyone。It’ssimple,buthandsome,andthosefoldsoverthearmarereallyartistic。Isthepointofmymantleinthemiddle,andhaveIloopedmydressevenly?Iliketoshowmyboots,formyfeetarepretty,thoughmynoseisn’t。"
  "Youareathingofbeautyandajoyforever,"saidJo,lookingthroughherhandwiththeairofaconnoisseuratthebluefeatheragainstthegoldenhair。"AmItodragmybestdressthroughthedust,orloopitup,please,ma’am?"
  "Holditupwhenyouwalk,butdropitinthehouse。Thesweepingstylesuitsyoubest,andyoumustlearntotrailyourskirtsgracefully。Youhaven’thalfbuttonedonecuff,doitatonce。You’llneverlookfinishedifyouarenotcarefulaboutthelittledetails,fortheymakeupthepleasingwhole。"
  Josighed,andproceededtoburstthebuttonsoffherglove,indoinguphercuff,butatlastbothwereready,andsailedaway,lookingas`prettyaspicters’,Hannahsaid,asshehungoutoftheupperwindowtowatchthem。
  "Now,Jodear,theChestersconsiderthemselvesveryelegantpeople,soIwantyoutoputonyourbestdeportment。Don’tmakeanyofyourabruptremarks,ordoanythingodd,willyou?Justbecalm,cool,andquiet,that’ssafeandladylike,andyoucaneasilydoitforfifteenminutes,"saidAmy,astheyapproachedthefirstplace,havingborrowedthewhiteparasolandbeeninspectedbyMeg,withababyoneacharm。
  "Letmesee。`Calm,cool,andquiet’,yes,IthinkIcanpromisethat。I’veplayedthepartofaprimyoungladyonthestage,andI’lltryitoff。Mypowersaregreat,asyoushallsee,sobeeasyinyourmind,mychild。"
  Amylookedrelieved,butnaughtyJotookheratherword,forduringthefirstcallshesatwitheverylimbgracefullycomposed,everyfoldcorrectlydraped,calmasasummersea,coolasasnowbank,andassilentasthesphinx。InvainMrs。Chesteralludedtoher`charmingnovel’,andtheMissesChesterintroducedparties,picnics,theopera,andthefashions。Eachandallwereansweredbyasmile,abow,andademure"Yes"or"No"withthechillon。InvainAmytelegraphedtheword`talk’,triedtodrawherout,andadministeredcovertpokeswithherfoot。Josatasifblandlyunconciousofitall,withdeportmentlikeMaud’sface,`icilyregular,splendidlynull’。
  "Whatahaughty,uninterestingcreaturethatoldestMissMarchis!"wastheunfortunatelyaudibleremarkofoneoftheladies,asthedoorclosedupontheirguests。Jolaughednoiselesslyallthroughthehall,butAmylookeddisgustedatthefailureofherinstructions,andverynaturallylaidtheblameuponJo。
  "Howcouldyoumistakemeso?Imerelymeantyoutobeproperlydignifiedandcomposed,andyoumadeyourselfaperfectstockandstone。TrytobesociableattheLamb’s’。Gossipasothergirlsdo,andbeinterestedindressandflirtationsandwhatevernonsensecomesup。Theymoveinthebestsociety,arevaluablepersonsforustoknow,andIwouldn’tfailtomakeagoodimpressionthereforanything。"
  "I’llbeagreeable。I’llgossipandgiggle,andhavehorrorsandrapturesoveranytrifleyoulike。Iratherenjoythis,andnowI’llimitatewhatiscalled`acharminggirl’。Icandoit,forIhaveMayChesterasamodel,andI’llimproveuponher。SeeiftheLambsdon’tsay,`Whatalively,nicecreaturethatJoMarchis!"
  Amyfeltanxious,aswellshemight,forwhenJoturnedfreakishtherewasnoknowingwhereshewouldstop。Amy’sfacewasastudywhenshesawhersisterskimintothenextdrawingroom,kissalltheyoungladieswitheffusion,beamgraciouslyupontheyounggentlemen,andjoininthechatwithaspiritwhichamazedthebeholder。AmywastakenpossessionofbyMrs。Lamb,withwhomshewasafavorite,andforcedtohearalongaccountofLucretia’slastattack,whilethreedelightfulyounggentlemenhoverednear,waitingforapausewhentheymightrushinandrescueher。Sosituated,shewaspowerlesstocheckJo,whoseemedpossessedbyaspiritofmischief,andtalkedawayasvolublyasthelady。Aknotofheadsgatheredabouther,andAmystrainedherearstohearwhatwasgoingon,forbrokensentencesfilledherwithcuriosity,andfrequentpealsoflaughtermadeherwildtosharethefun。Onemayimaginehersufferingonoverhearingfragmentsofthissortofconversation。
  "Sheridessplendidly。whotaughther?"
  "Noone。Sheusedtopracticemounting,holdingthereins,andsittingstraightonanoldsaddleinatree。Nowsheridesanything,forshedoesn’tknowwhatfearis,andthestablemanletsherhavehorsescheapbecauseshetrainsthemtocarryladiessowell。Shehassuchapassionforit,Ioftentellherifeverythingelsefails,shecanbeahorsebreaker,andgetherlivingso。"
  AtthisawfulspeechAmycontainedherselfwithdifficulty,fortheimpressionwasbeinggiventhatshewasratherafastyounglady,whichwasherespecialaversion。Butwhatcouldshedo?Fortheoldladywasinthemiddleofherstory,andlongbeforeitwasdone,Jowasoffagain,makemoredrollrevelationsandcommittingstillmorefearfulblunders。
  "Yes,Amywasindespairthatday,forallthegoodbeastsweregone,andofthreeleft,onewaslame,oneblind,andtheothersobalkythatyouhadtoputdirtinhismouthbeforehewouldstart。Niceanimalforapleasureparty,wasn’tit?"
  "Whichdidshechoose?"askedoneofthelaughinggentlemen,whoenjoyedthesubject。
  "Noneofthem。Sheheardofayounghorseatthefarmhouseovertheriver,andthoughaladyhadneverriddenhim,sheresolvedtotry,becausehewashandsomeandspirited。Herstruggleswerereallypathetic。Therewasnoonetobringthehorsetothesaddle,soshetookthesaddletothehorse。Mydearcreature,sheactuallyroweditovertheriver,putitonherhead,andmarcheduptothebarntotheutteramazementoftheoldman!"
  "Didsheridethehorse?’
  "Ofcourseshedid,andhadacapitaltime。Iexpectedtoseeherbroughthomeinfragments,butshemanagedhimperfectly,andwasthelifeoftheparty。"
  "Well,Icallthatplucky!"AndyoungMr。LambturnedanapprovingglanceuponAmy,wonderingwhathismothercouldbesayingtomakethegirllooksoredanduncomfortable。
  Shewasstillredderandmoreuncomfortableamomentafter,whenasuddenturnintheconversationintroducedthesubjectofdress。OneoftheyoungladiesaskedJowhereshegottheprettydrabhatsheworetothepicnicandstupidJo,insteadofmentioningtheplacewhereitwasboughttwoyearsago,mustneedsanswerwithunnecessaryfrankness,"Oh,Amypaintedit。Youcan’tbuythosesoftshades,sowepaintoursanycolorwelike。It’sagreatcomforttohaveanartisticsister。"
  "Isn’tthatanoriginalidea?"criedMissLamb,whofoundJogreatfun。
  "That’snothingcomparedtosomeofherbrilliantperformances。There’snothingthechildcan’tdo。Why,shewantedapairofbluebootsforSallie’sparty,soshejustpaintedhersoiledwhiteonestheloveliestshadeofskyblueyoueversaw,andtheylookedexactlylikesatin,"addedJo,withanairofprideinhersister’saccomplishmentsthatexasperatedAmytillshefeltthatitwouldbearelieftothrowhercardcaseather。
  "Wereadastoryofyourstheotherday,andenjoyeditverymuch,"observedtheelderMissLamb,wishingtocomplimenttheliterarylady,whodidnotlookthecharacterjustthen,itmustbeconfessed。
  Anymentionofher`works’alwayshadabadeffectuponJo,whoeithergrewrigidandlookedoffended,orchangedthesubjectwithabrusqueremark,asnow。"Sorryyoucouldfindnothingbettertoread。Iwritethatrubbishbecauseitsells,andordinarypeoplelikeit。AreyougoingtoNewYorkthiswinter?’
  AsMissLambhad`enjoyed’thestory,thisspeechwasnotexactlygratefulorcomplimentary。TheminuteitwasmadeJosawhermistake,butfearingtomakethematterworse,suddenlyrememberedthatitwasforhertomakethefirstmovetowarddeparture,anddidsowithanabruptnessthatleftthreepeoplewithhalf—finishedsentencesintheirmouths。
  "Amy,wemustgo。Good—by,dear,docomeandseeus。Wearepiningforavisit。Idon’tdaretoaskyou,Mr。Lamb,butifyoushouldcome,Idon’tthinkIshallhavethehearttosendyouaway。"
  JosaidthiswithsuchadrollimitationofMayChester’sgushingstylethatAmygotoutoftheroomasrapidlyaspossible,feelingastrongdesiretolaughandcryatthesametime。
  "Didn’tIdowell?"askedJo,withasatisfiedairastheywalkedaway。
  "Nothingcouldhavebeenworse,"wasAmy’scrushingreply。"Whatpossessedyoutotellthosestoriesaboutmysaddle,andthehatsandboots,andalltherestofit?"
  "Why,it’sfunny,andamusespeople。Theyknowwearepoor,soit’snousepretendingthatwehavegrooms,buythreeorfourhatsaseason,andhavethingsaseasyandfineastheydo。"
  "Youneedn’tgoandtellthemallourlittleshifts,andexposeour;povertyinthatperfectlyunnecessaryway。Youhaven’tabitofproperpride,andneverwilllearnwhentoholdyourtongueandwhentospeak,"saidAmydespairingly。
  PoorJolookedabashed,andsilentlychafedtheendofhernosewiththestiffhandkerchief,asifperformingapenanceforhermisdemeanors。
  "HowshallIbehavehere?"sheasked,astheyapproachedthethirdmansion。
  "Justasyouplease。Iwashmyhandsofyou,"wasAmy’sshortanswer。
  "ThenI’llenjoymyself。Theboysareathome,andwe’llhaveacomfortabletime。GoodnessknowsIneedalittlechange,forelegancehasabadeffectuponmyconstitution,"returnedJogruffly,beingdisturbedbyherfailuretosuit。
  Anenthusiasticwelcomefromthreebigboysandseveralprettychildrenspeedilysoothedherruffledfeelings,andleavingAmytoentertainthehostessandMr。Tudor,whohappenedtobecallinglikewise,Jodevotedherselftotheyoungfolksandfoundthechangerefreshing。Shelistenedtocollegestorieswithdeepinterest,caressedpointersandpoodleswithoutamurmur,agreedheartilythat"TomBrownwasabrick,"regardlessoftheimproperformofpraise,andwhenoneladproposedavisittohisturtletank,shewentwithanalacritywhichcausedMammatosmileuponher,asthatmotherlyladysettledthecapwhichwasleftinaruinousconditionbyfilialhugs,bear—likebutaffectionate,anddearertoherthanthemostfaultlesscoiffurefromthehandsofaninspiredFrenchwoman。
  Leavinghersistertoherowndevices,Amyproceededtoenjoyherselftoherheart’scontent。Mr。Tudor’sunclehadmarriedanEnglishladywhowasthirdcousintoalivinglord,andAmyregardedthewholefamilywithgreatrespect,forinspiteofherAmericanbirthandbreeding,shepossessedthatreverencefortitleswhichhauntsthebestofus——thatunacknowledgedloyaltytotheearlyfaithinkingswhichsetthemostdemocraticnationunderthesuninfermentatthecomingofaroyalyellow—hairedladdie,someyearsago,andwhichstillhassomethingtodowiththelovetheyoungcountrybearstheold,likethatofabigsonforanimperiouslittlemother,whoheldhimwhileshecould,andlethimgowithafarewellscoldingwhenherebelled。ButeventhesatisfactionoftalkingwithadistantconnectionoftheBritishnobilitydidnotrenderAmyforgetfuloftime,andwhenthepropernumberofminuteshadpassed,shereluctantlytoreherselffromthisaristocraticsociety,andlookedaboutforJo,ferventlyhopingthatherincorrigiblesisterwouldnotbefoundinanypositionwhichshouldbringdisgraceuponthenameofMarch。
  Itmighthavebeenworse,butAmyconsidereditbad。ForJosatonthegrass,withanencampmentofboysabouther,andadirty—footeddogreposingontheskirtofherstateandfestivaldress,assherelatedoneofLaurie’sprankstoheradmiringaudience。OnesmallchildwaspokingturtleswithAmy’scherishedparasol,asecondwaseatinggingerbreadoverJo’sbestbonnet,andathirdplayingballwithhergloves。butallwereenjoyingthemselves,andwhenJocollectedherdamagedpropertytogo,herescortaccompaniedher,begginghertocomeagain,"ItwassuchfuntohearaboutLaurie’slarks。"
  "Capitalboys,aren’tthey?Ifeelquiteyoungandbriskagainafterthat。"saidJo,strollingalongwithherhandsbehindher,partlyfromhabit,partlytoconcealthebespatteredparasol。
  "WhydoyoualwaysavoidMr。Tudor?"askedAmy,wiselyrefrainingfromanycommentuponJo’sdilapidatedappearance。
  "Don’tlikehim,heputsonairs,snubshissisters,worrieshisfather,anddoesn’tspeakrespectfullyofhismother。Lauriesaysheisfast,andIdon’tconsiderhimadesirableacquaintance,soIlethimalone。"
  "Youmighttreathimcivilly,atleast。Yougavehimacoolnod,andjustnowyoubowedandsmiledinthepolitestwaytoTommyChamberlain,whosefatherkeepsagrocerystore。Ifyouhadjustreversedthenodandthebow,itwouldhavebeenright,"saidAmyreprovingly。
  "No,itwouldn’t,"returnedJo,"Ineitherlike,respect,noradmireTudor,thoughhisgrandfather’suncle’snephew’sniecewasathirdcousintoalord。Tommyispoorandbashfulandgoodandveryclever。Ithinkwellofhim,andliketoshowthatIdo,forheisagentlemaninspiteofthebrownpaperparcels。"
  "It’snousetryingtoarguewithyou,"beganAmy。
  "Nottheleast,mydear,"interruptedJo,"soletuslookamiable,anddropacardhere,astheKingsareevidentlyout,forwhichI’mdeeplygrateful。"
  Thefamilycardcasehavingdoneitsdutythegirlswalkedon,andJoutteredanotherthanksgivingonreachingthefifthhouse,andbeingtoldthattheyoungladieswereengaged。
  "nowletusgohome,andnevermindAuntMarchtoday。Wecanrundownthereanytime,andit’sreallyapitytotrailthroughthedustinourbestbibsandtuckers,whenwearetiredandcross。"
  "Speakforyourself,ifyouplease。AuntMarchlikestohaveuspayherthecomplimentofcominginstyle,andmakingaformalcall。It’salittlethingtodo,butitgivesherpleasure,andIdon’tbelieveitwillhurtyourthingshalfsomuchaslettingdirtydogsandclumpingboysspoilthem。Stoopdown,andletmetakethecrumbsoffofyourbonnet。"
  "Whatagoodgirlyouare,Amy!"saidJo,witharepentantglancefromherowndamagedcostumetothatofhersister,whichwasfreshandspotlessstill。"Iwishitwasaseasyformetodolittlethingstopleasepeopleasitisforyou。Ithinkofthem,butittakestoomuchtimetodothem,soIwaitforachancetoconferagreatfavor,andletthesmallonesslip,buttheytellbestintheend,Ifancy。"
  Amysmiledandwasmollifiedatonce,sayingwithamaternalair,"Womenshouldlearntobeagreeable,particularlypoorones,fortheyhavenootherwayofrepayingthekindnessestheyreceive。Ifyou’drememberthat,andpracticeit,you’dbebetterlikedthanIam,becausethereismoreofyou。"
  "I’macrotchetyoldthing,andalwaysshallbe,butI’mwillingtoownthatyouareright,onlyit’seasierformetoriskmylifeforapersonthantobepleasanttohimwhenIdon’tfeellikeit。It’sagreatmisfortunetohavesuchstronglikesanddislikes,isn’tit?"
  "It’sagreaternottobeabletohidethem。Idon’tmindsayingthatIdon’tapproveofTudoranymorethanyoudo,butI’mnotcalledupontotellhimso。Neitherareyou,andthereisnouseinmakingyourselfdisagreeablebecauseheis。"
  "ButIthinkgirlsoughttoshowwhentheydisapproveofyoungmen,andhowcantheydoitexceptbytheirmanners?Preachingdoesnotdoanygood,asIknowtomysorrow,sinceI’vehadTeddietomanage。ButtherearemanylittlewaysinwhichIcaninfluencehimwithoutaword,andIsayweoughttodoittoothersifwecan。"
  "Teddyisaremarkableboy,andcan’tbetakenasasampleofotherboys,"saidAmy,inatoneofsolemnconviction,whichwouldhaveconvulsedthe`remarkableboy’ifhehadheardit。"Ifwewerebelles,orwomenofwealthandposition,wemightdosomething,perhaps,butforustofrownatonesetofyounggentlemenbecausewedon’tapproveofthem,andsmileuponanothersetbecausewedo,wouldn’thaveaparticleofeffect,andweshouldonlybeconsideredoddandpuritanical。"
  "Sowearetocountenancethingsandpeoplewhichwedetest,merelybecausewearenotbellesandmillionaires,arewe?That’sanicesortofmorality。"
  "Ican’targueaboutit,Ionlyknowthatit’sthewayoftheworld,andpeoplewhosetthemselvesagainstitonlygetlaughedatfortheirpains。Idon’tlikereformers,andIhopeyounevertrytobeone。"
  "Idolikethem,andIshallbeoneifIcan,forinspiteofthelaughingtheworldwouldnevergetonwithoutthem。Wecan’tagreeaboutthat。foryoubelongtotheoldset,andItothenew。Youwillgetonthebest,butIshallhavetheliveliesttimeofit。Ishouldratherenjoythebrickbatsandhooting,Ithink。"
  "Well,composeyourselfnow,anddon’tworryAuntwithyournewideas。"
  "I’lltrynotto,butI’malwayspossessedtoburstoutwithsomeparticularlybluntspeechorrevolutionarysentimentbeforeher。It’smydoom,andIcan’thelpit。"
  TheyfoundAuntCarrolwiththeoldlady,bothabsorbedinsomeveryinterestingsubject,buttheydroppeditasthegirlscamein,withaconsciouslookwhichbetrayedthattheyhadbeentalkingabouttheirnieces。Jowasnotinagoodhumor,andtheperversefitreturned,butAmy,whohadvirtuouslydoneherduty,kepthertemperandpleasedeverybody,wasinamostangelicframeofmind。Thisamiablespiritwasfeltatonce,andbothaunts`mydeared’heraffectionately,lookingwhattheyafterwardsaidemphatically,"Thatchildimproveseveryday。"
  "Areyougoingtohelpaboutthefair,dear?"askedMrs。Carrol,asAmysatdownbesideherwiththeconfidingairelderlypeoplelikesowellintheyoung。
  "Yes,Aunt。Mrs。ChesteraskedmeifIwould,andIofferedtotendatable,asIhavenothingbutmytimetogive。"
  "I’mnot,"putinJodecidedly。"Ihatetobepatronized,andtheChestersthinkit’sagreatfavortoallowustohelpwiththeirhighlyconnectedfair。Iwonderyouconsented,Amy,theyonlywantyoutowork。"