Afterthisconversationflagged。RickieglancedbackatCadover,andthoughtoftheinsipiddaythatlaybeforehim。Generallyhewasattractedbyfreshpeople,andStephenwasalmostfresh:theyhadbeentohimsymbolsoftheunknown,andallthattheydidwasinteresting。Butnowhecaredfortheunknownnolonger。Heknew。
  Mr。Wilbrahampassedtheminhisdog—cart,andliftedhishattohisemployer’snephew。Stephenheignored:hecouldnotfindhimonthemap。
  "Goodmorning,"saidRickie。"Whatalovelymorning!"
  "Isay,"calledtheother,"anotherchilddead!"Mr。Wilbraham,whohadseemedinclinedtochat,whippeduphishorseandleftthem。
  "Theregoesanoutandouter,"saidStephen;andthen,asifintroducinganentirelynewsubject——"Don’tyouthinkFleaThompsontreatedmedisgracefully?"
  "Isupposehedid。ButI’mscarcelythepersontosympathize。"
  Theallusionfellflat,andhehadtoexplainit。"Ishouldhavedonethesamemyself,——promisedtobeawaytwohours,andstoppedfour。"
  "Stopped—oh——oh,Iunderstand。Youbeinginlove,youmean?"
  Hesmiledandnodded。
  "Oh,I’venoobjectiontoFlealoving。Hesayshecan’thelpit。
  Butaslongasmyfistsarestronger,he’sgottokeepitinline。"
  "Inline?"
  "Amanlikethat,whenhe’sgotagirl,thinkstherestcangotothedevil。Hegoescuttinghisworkandbreakinghisword。
  Wilbrahamoughttosackhim。IpromiseyouwhenI’veagirlI’llkeepherinline,andifsheturnsnasty,I’llgetanother。"
  Rickiesmiledandsaidnomore。Buthewassorrythatanyoneshouldstartlifewithsuchacreed——allthemoresorrybecausethecreedcaricaturedhisown。Hetoobelievedthatlifeshouldbeinaline——alineofenormouslength,fullofcountlessinterestsandcountlessfigures,allwellbeloved。Butwomanwasnottobe"kept"tothisline。Ratherdidsheadvanceitcontinually,likesometriumphantgeneral,makingeachunitstillmoreinteresting,stillmorelovable,thanithadbeenbefore。HelovedAgnes,notonlyforherself,butbecauseshewaslightingupthehumanworld。Buthecouldscarcelyexplainthistoaninexperiencedanimal,nordidhemaketheattempt。
  Foralongtimetheyproceededinsilence。ThehillbehindCadoverwasinharvest,andthehorsesmovedregretfullybetweenthesheaves。Stephenhadpickedagrassleaf,andwasblowingcatcallsuponit。Heblewverywell,andthismorningallhissoulwentintothewail。Forhewasill。Hewastorturedwiththefeelingthathecouldnotgetawayanddo——dosomething,insteadofbeingciviltothisanaemicprig。Fourhoursintherainwasbetterthanthis:hehadnotwantedtofidgetintherain。Butnowtheairwaslikewine,andthestubblewassmellingofwet,andoverhisheadwhitecloudstrundledmoreslowlyandmoreseldomthroughbroadeningtractsofblue。Thereneverhadbeensuchamorning,andheshutuphiseyesandcalledtoit。Andwheneverhecalled,Rickieshutuphiseyesandwinced。
  Atlastthebladebroke。"Wedon’tgoquick,dowe"heremarked,andlookedontheweedytrackforanother。
  "Iwishyouwouldn’tletmekeepyou。Ifyouwerealoneyouwouldbegallopingorsomethingofthatsort。"
  "IwastoldImustgoyourpace,"hesaidmournfully。"AndyoupromisedMissPembrokenottohurry,"
  "Well,I’lldisobey。"Buthecouldnotriseaboveagentletrot,andeventhatnearlyjerkedhimoutofthesaddle。
  "Sitlikethis,"saidStephen。"Can’tyouseelikethis?"Rickielurchedforward,andbrokehisthumbnailonthehorse’sneck。Itbledalittle,andhadtobeboundup。
  "Thankyou——awfullykind——notighter,please——I’msimplyspoilingyourday。"
  "Ican’tthinkhowamancanhelpriding。You’veonlytoleaveittothehorseso!——so!——justasyouleaveittowaterinswimming。"
  RickieleftittoDido,whostoppedimmediately。
  "IsaidLEAVEit。"Hisvoiceroseirritably。"Ididn’tsay’die。’
  Ofcourseshestopsifyoudie。Firstyousitherasifyou’reSandowexercising,andthenyousitlikeacorpse。Can’tyoutellheryou’realive?That’sallshewants。"
  Intryingtoconveytheinformation,Rickiedroppedhiswhip。
  StephenpickeditupandrammeditintothebeltofhisownNorfolkjacket。Hewasscarcelyafashionablehorseman。Hewasnotevengraceful。Butherodeasalivingman,thoughRickiewastoomuchboredtonoticeit。Notamuscleinhimwasidle,notamuscleworkinghard。Whenhereturnedfromthegallophislimbswerestillunsatisfiedandhismannersstillirritable。Hedidnotknowthathewasill:heknewnothingabouthimselfatall。
  "LikeahowdahintheZoo,"hegrumbled。"MotherFailingwillbuyelephants。"Andheproceededtocriticizehisbenefactress。
  Rickie,keenlyalivetobadtaste,triedtostophim,andgainedinsteadacriticismofreligion。StephenoverthrewtheMosaiccosmogony。HepointedoutthediscrepanciesintheGospels。Helevelledhiswitagainstthemostbeautifulspireintheworld,nowrisingagainstthesouthernsky。Betweenwhileshewentforagallop。AfteratimeRickiestoppedlistening,andsimplywenthisway。ForDidowasaperfectmount,andasindifferenttothemotionsofAeneasasifshewasstrollingintheElysianfields。
  Hehadhadabadnight,andthestrongairmadehimsleepy。ThewindblewfromthePlain。Cadoveranditsvalleyhaddisappeared,andthoughtheyhadnotclimbedmuchandcouldnotseefar,therewasasenseofinfinitespace。Thefieldswereenormous,likefieldsontheContinent,andthebrilliantsunshoweduptheircolourswell。Thegreenoftheturnips,thegoldoftheharvest,andthebrownofthenewlyturnedclods,wereeachcontrastedwithmorselsofgreydown。Butthegeneraleffectwaspale,orrathersilvery,forWiltshireisnotacountyofheavytints。
  Beneaththesecolourslurkedtheunconquerablechalk,andwhereverthesoilwaspooritemerged。Thegrassytrack,sogaywithscabiousandbedstraw,wassnow—whiteatthebottomofitsruts。Adazzlingamphitheatregleamedintheflankofadistanthill,cutforsomeOlympianaudience。Andhereandthere,whateverthesurfacecrop,theearthbrokeintolittleembankments,littleditches,littlemounds:therehadbeennolackofdramatosolacethegods。
  InCadover,theperiloushouse,AgneshadalreadypartedfromMrs。Failing。Histhoughtsreturnedtoher。Wasshe,thesouloftruth,insafety?Washerpurityvexedbytheliesandselfishness?Wouldsheeludethecapricewhichhad,hevaguelyknew,causedsufferingbefore?Ah,thefrailtyofjoy!Ah,themyriadsoflongingsthatpasswithoutfruition,andtheturfgrowsoverthem!Bettermen,womenasnoble——theyhaddieduphereandtheirdusthadbeenmingled,butonlytheirdust。Thesearemorbidthoughts,butwhodarecontradictthem?Thereismuchgoodluckintheworld,butitisluck。Wearenoneofussafe。
  Wearechildren,playingorquarrelingontheline,andsomeofushaveRickie’stemperament,orhisexperiences,andadmitit。
  Sobemused,thatanxiouslittlespeck,andallthelandseemedtocommentonhisfearsandonhislove。
  Theirpathlayupward,overagreatbaldskull,halfgrass,halfstubble。Itseemedeachmomenttherewouldbeasplendidview。
  Theviewnevercame,fornoneoftheinclinesweresharpenough,andtheymovedovertheskullformanyminutes,scarcelyshiftingalandmarkoralteringthebluefringeofthedistance。ThespireofSalisburydidalter,butveryslightly,risingandfallinglikethemercuryinathermometer。Atthemostitwouldbehalfhidden;attheleastthetipwouldshowbehindtheswellingbarrierofearth。Theypassedtwoelder—trees——agreatevent。Thebarepatch,saidStephen,wasowingtothegallows。Rickienodded。Hehadlostallsenseofincident。Inthisgreatsolitude——moresolitarythananyAlpinerange——heandAgneswerefloatingaloneandforever,betweentheshapelessearthandtheshapelessclouds。Animmensesilenceseemedtomovetowardsthem。
  Alarkstoppedsinging,andtheyweregladofit。TheywereapproachingtheThroneofGod。Thesilencetouchedthem;theearthandalldangerdissolved,buteretheyquitevanishedRickieheardhimselfsaying,"Isitexactlywhatweintended?"
  "Yes,"saidaman’svoice;"it’stheoldplan。"Theywereinanothervalley。Itssideswerethickwithtrees。Downitrananotherstreamandanotherroad:it,too,shelteredastringofvillages。Butallwasricher,larger,andmorebeautiful——thevalleyoftheAvonbelowAmesbury。
  "I’vebeenasleep!"saidRickie,inawestrucktones。
  "Never!"saidtheotherfacetiously。"Pleasantdreams?"
  "Perhaps——I’mreallytiredofapologizingtoyou。Howlonghaveyoubeenholdingmeon?"
  "Allintheday’swork。"Hegavehimbackthereins。
  "Where’sthatroundhill?"
  "Gonewherethegoodniggersgo。Iwantadrink。"
  ThisisNature’sjokeinWiltshire——heronejoke。Youtoilonwindyslopes,andfeelveryprimeval。Youaremilesfromyourfellows,andlo!alittlevalleyfullofelmsandcottages。
  BeforeRickiehadwakeduptoit,theyhadstoppedbyathatchedpublic—house,andStephenwasyellinglikeamaniacforbeer。
  Therewasnooccasiontoyell。Hewasnotverythirsty,andtheywerequitereadytoservehim。Norneedhehavedrunkinthesaddle,withtheairofawarriorwhocarriesimportantdispatchesandhasnotthetimetodismount。Arealsoldier,boundonasimilarerrand,rodeuptotheinn,andStephenfearedthathewouldyelllouder,andwashostile。Buttheymadefriendsandtreatedeachother,andslangedtheproprietorandraggedtheprettygirls;whileRickie,aseachwaveofvulgarityburstoverhim,sunkhisheadlowerandlower,andwishedthattheearthwouldswallowhimup。HewasonlyusedtoCambridge,andtoaverysmallcornerofthat。Heandhisfriendstherebelievedinfreespeech。Buttheyspokefreelyaboutgeneralities。Theywerescientificandphilosophic。Theywouldhaveshrunkfromtheempiricalfreedomthatresultsfromalittlebeer。
  Thatwaswhatannoyedhimasherodedownthenewvalleywithtwochatteringcompanions。Hewasmoreskilledthantheywereintheprinciplesofhumanexistence,buthewasnotsoindecentlyfamiliarwiththeexamples。Asordidvillagescandal——suchasStephendescribedasahugejoke——sprangfromcertaindefectsinhumannature,withwhichhewastheoreticallyacquainted。Buttheexample!Heblushedatitlikeamaidenlady,inspiteofitshavingaparallelinabeautifulidyllofTheocritus。Wasexperiencegoingtobesuchasplendidthingafterall?Weretheoutsideofhousessoverybeautiful?
  "That’sspicy!"thesoldierwassaying。"Gotanymorelikethat?"
  "I’segotapome,"saidStephen,anddrewapieceofpaperfromhispocket。Thevalleyhadbroadened。OldSarumrosebeforethem,uglyandmajestic。
  "Writethisyourself?"heasked,chuckling。
  "Rather,"saidStephen,loweringhisheadandkissingAeneasbetweentheears。
  "Butwho’soldEm’ly?"Rickiewincedandfrowned。
  "Nowyou’reasking。
  "OldEm’lyshelimps,Andas——"
  "Iamsotired,"saidRickie。Whyshouldhestanditanylonger?
  Hewouldgohometothewomanheloved。"DoyoumindifIgiveupSalisbury?"
  "Butwe’veseennothing!"criedStephen。
  "Ishouldn’tenjoyanything,Iamsoabsurdlytired。"
  "Leftturn,then——allintheday’swork。"Hebitathismoustacheangrily。
  "Goodgraciousme,man!——ofcourseI’mgoingbackalone。I’mnotgoingtospoilyourday。Howcouldyouthinkitofme?"
  Stephengavealoudsighofrelief。"Ifyoudowanttogohome,here’syourwhip。Don’tfalloff。Saytoheryouwantedit,ortheremightbeructions。"
  "Certainly。Thankyouforyourkindcareofme。"
  "’OldEm’lyshelimps,Andas——’"
  Soonhewasoutofearshot。Soontheywerelosttoview。Soontheywereoutofhisthoughts。Heforgotthecoarsenessandthedrinkingandtheingratitude。Afewmonthsagohewouldnothaveforgottensoquickly,andhemightalsohavedetectedsomethingelse。Butaloverisdogmatic。Tohimtheworldshallbebeautifulandpure。Whenitisnot,heignoresit。
  "He’snottired,"saidStephentothesoldier;"hewantshisgirl。"Andtheywinkedateachother,andcrackedjokesovertheeternalcomedyoflove。Theyaskedeachotherifthey’dletagirlspoilamorning’sride。Theybothexhibitedaprofoundcynicism。Stephen,whowasquitewithoutballast,describedthehouseholdatCadover:heshouldsaythatRickiewouldfindMissPembrokekissingthefootman。
  "Isaythefootman’skissingoldEm’ly。"
  "Jollyday,"saidStephen。Hisvoicewassuddenlyconstrained。Hewasnotsurewhetherhelikedthesoldierafterall,norwhetherhehadbeenwiseinshowinghimhiscompositions。
  "’OldEm’lyshelimps,Andas——’"
  "Allright,Thomas。That’lldo。"
  "OldEm’ly——’"
  "Iwishyou’ddryup,likeagoodfellow。Thisisthelady’shorse,youknow,hangit,afterall。"
  "In—deed!"
  "Don’tyousee——whenafellow’sonahorse,hecan’tletanotherfellow——kindof——don’tyouknow?"
  Themandidknow。"There’ssenseinthat。"hesaidapprovingly。
  Peacewasrestored,andtheywouldhavereachedSalisburyiftheyhadnothadsomemorebeer。Itunloosedthesoldier’sfancies,andagainhespokeofoldEm’ly,andrecitedthepoem,withAristophanicvariations。
  "Jollyday,"repeatedStephen,withastraighteningoftheeyebrowsandaquickglanceattheother’sbody。Hethenwarnedhimagainstthevariations。InconsequencehewasaccusedofbeingamemberoftheY。M。C。A。Hisbloodboiledatthis。Herefutedthecharge,andbecamegreatfriendswiththesoldier,forthethirdtime。
  "Anyobjectionto’SaucyMr。andMrs。Tackleton’?"
  "Rathernot。"
  Thesoldiersang"SaucyMr。andMrs。Tackkleton。"Itisreallyaworkfortwovoices,mostofthesaucinessdisappearingwhentakenasasolo。NorisMrs。Tackleton’snameEm’lv。
  "Icallitajollyrottensong,"saidStephencrossly。"Iwon’tstandbeinggotat。"
  "P’r’apsy’liketheroldsong。Lishen。
  "’Ofallthegullsthatarsshmart,There’snonelinepretty——Em’ly;
  Forshe’sthedarlingofmerart’"
  "Now,that’swrong。"Herodeupclosetothesinger。
  "Shright。"
  "’Tisn’t。"
  "It’sasmymothertaughtme。"
  "Idon’tcare。"
  "I’llnotalterfrommother’sway。"
  Stephenwasbaffled。Thenhesaid,"Howdoesyourmothermakeitrhyme?"
  "Wot?"
  "Squat。You’reanass,andI’mnot。Poemswantrhymes。’Alley’
  comesnextline。"
  Hesaid"alley"was——welcometocomeifitliked。
  "Itcan’t。YouwantSally。Sally——alley。Em’ly—alleydoesn’tdo。"
  "Emily—femily!"criedthesoldier,withaninspirationthatwasnothiswhensober。"Mymothertaughtmefemily。
  "’Forshe’sthedarlingofmerart,Andshelivesinmyfemily。’"
  "Well,you’dbestbecareful,Thomas,andyourmothertoo。"
  "Yourmother’snobetterthansheshouldbe,"saidThomasvaguely。
  "DoyouthinkIhaven’theardthatbefore?"retortedtheboy。
  Theotherconcludedhemightnowsayanything。Sohemight——thenameofoldEmilyexcepted。Stephencaredlittleabouthisbenefactress’shonour,butagreatdealabouthisown。HehadmadeMrs。Failingintoatest。Forthemomenthewoulddieforher,asaknightwoulddieforaglove。Heisnottobedistinguishedfromahero。
  OldSarumwaspassed。Theyapproachedthemostbeautifulspireintheworld。"Lord!anotheroftheselargechurches!"saidthesoldier。UnfriendlytoGothic,heliftedbothhandstohisnose,anddeclaredthatoldEm’lywasburiedthere。Helayinthemud。
  HishorsetrottedbacktowardsAmesbury,Stephenhadtwistedhimoutofthesaddle。
  "I’vedonehim!"heyelled,thoughnoonewastheretohear。Heroseupinhisstirrupsandshoutedwithjoy。HeflunghisarmsroundAeneas’sneck。Theelderlyhorseunderstood,capered,andbolted。ItwasacentaurthatdashedintoSalisburyandscatteredthepeople。Inthestablehewouldnotdismount。"I’vedonehim!"
  heyelledtotheostlers——apatheticmen。Stretchingupwards,heclungtoabeam。Aeneasmovedonandhewaslefthanging。Greatlydidheincommodethembyhisexercises。Hepulledup,hecircled,hekickedtheothercustomers。Atlasthefelltotheearth,deliciouslyfatigued。Hisbodyworriedhimnolonger。
  Hewent,likethebabyhewas,tobuyawhitelinenhat。Thereweresoldiersabout,andhethoughtitwoulddisguisehim。Thenhehadalittlelunchtosteadythebeer。Thisdayhadturnedoutadmirably。AllthemoneythatshouldhavefedRickiehecouldspendonhimself。InsteadoftoilingovertheCathedralandseeingthestuffedpenguins,hecouldstopthewholethinginthecattlemarket。Therehemetandmadesomefriends。Hewatchedthecheap—jacks,andsawhownecessaryitwastohaveaconfidentmanner。Hespokeconfidentlyhimselfaboutlambs,andpeoplelistened。Hespokeconfidentlyaboutpigs,andtheyroaredwithlaughter。Hemustlearnmoreaboutpigs。Hewitnessedaperformance——nottoonamby—pamby——ofPunchandJudy。"Hullo,Podge!"criedanaughtylittlegirl。Hetriedtocatchher,andfailed。ShewasoneoftheCadfordchildren。ForSalisburyonmarketday,thoughitisnotpicturesque,iscertainlyrepresentative,andyoureadthenamesofhalftheWiltshirevillagesuponthecarriers’carts。Hefound,inPennyFarthingStreet,thecartfromWintersbridge。Itwouldnotstartforseveralhours,butthepassengersalwaysuseditasaclub,andsatiniteverynowandthenduringtheday。Nolessthanthreeladieswerethesenow,staringattheshafts。OneofthemwasFleaThompson’sgirl。Heaskedher,quitepolitely,whyherloverhadbrokenfaithwithhimintherain。Shewassilent。Hewarnedherofapproachingvengeance。Shewasstillsilent,butanotherwomanhopedthatagentlemanwouldnotbehardonapoorperson。
  Somethinginthisannoyedhim;itwasn’taquestionofgentilityandpoverty——itwasaquestionoftwomen。HedeterminedtogobackbyCadburyRingswheretheshepherdwouldnowbe。
  Hedid。Butthispartmustbetreatedlightly。HerodeuptotheculpritwiththeairofaSaintGeorge,spokeafewsternwordsfromthesaddle,tetheredhissteedtoahurdle,andtookoffhiscoat。"Areyouready?"heasked。
  "Yes,sir,"saidFlea,andflunghimonhisback。
  "That’snotfair,"heprotested。
  Theotherdidnotreply,butflunghimonhishead。
  "Howonearthdidyoulearnthat?"
  "Bytryingoften,"saidFlea。
  Stephensatontheground,pickingmudoutofhisforehead。"I
  meantittobefists,"hesaidgloomily。
  "Iknow,sir。"
  "It’sjollysmartthough,and——andIbegyourpardonallround。"
  Itcosthimagreatdealtosaythis,buthewassurethatitwastherightthingtosay。Hemustacknowledgethebetterman。
  Whereasmostpeople,iftheyprovokeafightandareflung,say,"Youcannotrobmeofmymoralvictory。"
  Therewasnothingfurthertobedone。Hemountedagain,notexactlydepressed,butfeelingthatthisdelightfulworldisextraordinarilyunreliable。Hehadneverexpectedtoflingthesoldier,ortobeflungbyFlea。"Onenipsorisnipped,"hethought,"andneverknowsbeforehand。IshouldnotbesurprisedifmanypeoplehadmoreinthemthanIsuppose,whileotherswerejusttheotherwayround。Ihaven’tseenthatsortofthinginIngersoll,butit’squiteimportant。"Thenhisthoughtsturnedtoacuriousincidentoflongago,whenhehadbeen"nipped"——asalittleboy。Hewastrespassinginthosewoods,whenhemetinanarrowgladeaflockofsheep。Theyhadneitherdognorshepherd,andadvancedtowardshimsilently。Hewasaccustomedtosheep,buthadneverhappenedtomeettheminawoodbefore,anddislikedit。Heretired,slowlyatfirst,thenfast;andtheflock,inadensemass,pressedafterhim。Histerrorincreased。
  Heturnedandscreamedattheirlongwhitefaces;andstilltheycameon,allstucktogether,likesomehorriblejell——。Ifoncehegotintothem!Bellowingandscreeching,herushedintotheundergrowth,torehimselfallover,andreachedhomeinconvulsions。Mr。Failing,hisonlygrown—upfriend,wassympathetic,butquitestupid。"Panoviumcustos,"hesympathetic,ashepulledoutthethorns。"Whynot?""Panoviumcustos。"Stephenlearntthemeaningofthephraseatschool,"A
  panofeggsforcustard。"Hestillrememberedhowtheotherboyslookedashepeepedatthembetweenhislegs,awaitingthedescendingcane。
  Sohereturned,fullofpleasantdisconnectedthoughts。Hehadhadararegoodtime。Helikedeveryone——eventhatpoorlittleElliot——andyetnoonemattered。Theywereallout。Onthelandinghesawthehousemaid。Hefeltskittishandirresistible。
  Shouldhesliphisarmroundherwaist?Perhapsbetternot;shemightboxhisears。Andhewantedtosmokeontheroofbeforedinner。Soheonlysaid,"Pleasewillyoustoptheboyblackingmybrownboots,"andshewithdowncasteyes,answered,"Yes,sir;
  Iwillindeed。"
  Hisroomwasinthepediment。Classicalarchitecture,likeallthingsinthisworldthatattemptserenity,isboundtohaveitslapsesintotheundignified,andCadoverlapsedhopelesslywhenitcametoStephen’sroom。Itgavehimoneroundwindow,toseethroughwhichhemustlieuponhisstomach,onetrapdooropeningupontheleads,threeirongirders,threebeams,sixbuttresses,nocircling,unlessyoucountthewalls,nowallsunlessyoucounttheceilingandinitsembarrassmentpresentedhimwiththegurglycisternthatsuppliedthebathwater。Herehelived,absolutelyhappy,andunawarethatMrs。Failinghadpokedhimuphereonpurpose,topreventhimfromgrowingtoobumptious。Hereheworkedandsangandpractisedontheocharoon。Here,inthecrannies,hehadconstructedshelvesandcupboardsanduselesslittledrawers。Hehadonlyonepicture——theDemeterofCnidos——
  andshehungstraightfromtherooflikeajointofmeat。Onceshewasinthedrawing—room;butMrs。Failinghadgottiredofher,anddecreedherremovalandthisdegradation。Nowshefacedthesunrise;andwhenthemoonroseitslightalsofellonher,andtrembled,likelightuponthesea。Forshewasneverstill,andifthedraughtincreasedshewouldtwistonherstring,andwouldswayandtapupontheraftersuntilStephenwokeupandsaidwhathethoughtofher。"Wantyournose?"hewouldmurmur。
  "Don’tyouwishyoumaygetit"Thenhedrewtheclothesoverhisears,whileabovehim,inthewindandthedarkness,thegoddesscontinuedhermotions。
  Today,asheentered,hetrodonthepileofsixpennyreprints。
  Leightonhadbroughtthemup。Helookedattheportraitsintheircovers,andbegantothinkthatthesepeoplewerenoteverything。
  Whatafate,tolooklikeColonelIngersoll,ortomarryMrs。
  JuliaP。Chunk!TheDemeterturnedtowardshimashebathed,andinthecoldwaterhesang——
  "Theyaren’tbeautiful,theyaren’tmodest;
  I’djustassoonfollowanoldstonegoddess,"
  andsprangupwardthroughtheskylightontotheroof。Yearsago,whenanursewaswashinghim,hehadslippedfromhersoapyhandsandgotuphere。Sheimploredhimtorememberthathewasalittlegentleman;butheforgotthefact——ifitwasafact——andnoteventhebutlercouldgethimdown。Mr。Failing,whowassittingaloneinthegardentooilltoread,heardashout,"AmI
  anacroterium?"HelookedupandsawanakedchildpoisedonthesummitofCadover。"Yes,"hereplied;"buttheyareunfashionable。Goin,"andthevisionhadremainedwithhimassomethingpeculiarlygracious。Hefeltthatnonsenseandbeautyhavecloseconnections,——closerconnectionsthanArtwillallow,—
  —andthatbothwouldremainwhenhisownheavinessandhisownuglinesshadperished。Mrs。Failingfoundinhisremainsasentencethatpuzzledher。"Iseetherespectablemansion。Iseethesmugfortressofculture。Thedoorsareshut。Thewindowsareshut。Butontheroofthechildrengodancingforever。"
  Stephenwasachildnolonger。Heneverstoodonthepedimentnow,exceptforabet。Henever,orscarcelyever,pouredwaterdownthechimneys。Whenhecaughtthecat,heseldomdroppedherintothehousekeeper’sbedroom。Butstill,whentheweatherwasfair,helikedtocomeupafterbathing,andgetdryinthesun。
  Todayhebroughtwithhimatowel,apipeoftobacco,andRickie’sstory。Hemustgetitdonesometime,andhewastiredofthesix—pennyreprints。Theslopinggablewaswarm,andhelaybackonitwithclosedeyes,gaspingforpleasure。Starlingscriticizedhim,snotsfellonhiscleanbody,andoverhimalittlecloudwastingedwiththecoloursofevening。"Good!
  good!"hewhispered。"Good,ohgood!"andopenedthemanuscriptreluctantly。
  Whataproduction!Whowasthisgirl?Wheredidshegoto?Whysomuchtalkabouttrees?"Itakeithewroteitwhenfeelingbad,"
  hemurmured,andletitfallintothegutter。Itfellfacedownwards,andonthebackhesawaneatlittleresumeinMissPembroke’shandwriting,intendedforsuchashim。"Allegory。Man=moderncivilization(inbadsense)。Girl=gettingintotouchwithNature。"
  IntouchwithNature!Thegirlwasatree!Helithispipeandgazedattheradiantearth。Theforegroundwashidden,buttherewasthevillagewithitselms,andtheRomanRoad,andCadburyRings。There,too,werethosewoods,andlittlebeechcopses,crowningawasteofdown。Nottomentiontheair,orthesun,orwater。Good,ohgood!
  IntouchwithNature!Whatcantwouldthebooksthinkofnext?
  Hiseyesclosed。Hewassleepy。Good,ohgood!Sighingintohispipe,hefellasleep。