IfoundtheBaronwalkingupanddownhisbedroominapitiablestateofdistress,squeezinghishandstogether。Heassuredmehehadthefullestconfidenceinourpoliceandinmyabilities,buthehadthereamanjustcomeoverfromPariswhoseinformationcouldbetrustedimplicitly。Hewantedmetohearwhatthatmanhadtosay。Hetookmeatonceintoadressing—roomnextdoor,whereIsawabigfellowinaheavyovercoatsittingallaloneonachair,andholdinghishatandstickinonehand。TheBaronsaidtohiminFrench"Speak,myfriend。"Thelightinthatroomwasnotverygood。
Italkedwithhimforsomefiveminutesperhaps。Hecertainlygavemeapieceofverystartlingnews。ThentheBarontookmeasidenervouslytopraisehimuptome,andwhenIturnedroundagainIdiscoveredthatthefellowhadvanishedlikeaghost。Gotupandsneakedoutdownsomebackstairs,Isuppose。Therewasnotimetorunafterhim,asIhadtohurryoffaftertheAmbassadordownthegreatstaircase,andseethepartystartedsafefortheopera。However,Iactedupontheinformationthatverynight。
Whetheritwasperfectlycorrectornot,itdidlookseriousenough。VerylikelyitsavedusfromanuglytroubleonthedayoftheImperialvisittotheCity。
`Sometimelater,amonthorsoaftermypromotiontoChiefInspector,myattentionwasattractedtoabigburlyman,IthoughtIhadseensomewherebefore,comingoutinahurryfromajeweller’sshopintheStrand。Iwentafterhim,asitwasonmywaytowardsCharingCross,andthereseeingoneofourdetectivesacrosstheroad,Ibeckonedhimover,andpointedoutthefellowtohim,withinstructionstowatchhismovementsforacoupleofdaysandthenreporttome。Nolaterthannextafternoonmymanturneduptotellmethathefellowhadmarriedhislandlady’sdaughterataregistrar’sofficethatverydayat11。30a。m。,andhadgoneoffwithhertoMargateorweek。Ourmanhadseentheluggagebeingputonthecab。ThereweresomeoldParislabelsononeofthebags。SomehowIcouldn’tgetthefellowoutofmyhead,andtheverynexttimeIhadtogotoParisonserviceIspokeabouthimtothatfriendofmineintheParispolice。Myfriendsaid:"FromwhatyoutellmeIthinkyoumustmeanaratherwell—knownhanger—onandemissaryoftheRevolutionaryRedCommittee。HesaysheisanEnglishmanbybirth。WehaveanideathathehasbeenforagoodfewyearsnowasecretagentofoneoftheforeignEmbassiesinLondon。"Thiswokeupmymemorycompletely。HewasthevanishingfellowIsawsittingonachairinBaronStott—Wartenheim’sbathroom。Itoldmyfriendthathewasquiteright。Thefellowwasasecretagenttomycertainknowledge。
Afterwardsmyfriendtookthetroubletoferretoutthecompleterecordofthatmanforme。IthoughtIhadbetterknowalltherewastoknow;
butIdon’tsupposeyouwanttohearhishistorynow,sir?’
TheAssistantCommissionershookhissupportedhead。`Thehistoryofyourrelationswiththatusefulpersonageistheonlythingthatmattersjustnow,’hesaid,closingslowlyhisweary,deep—seteyes,andthenopeningthemswiftlywithagreatlyrefreshedglance。
`There’snothingofficialaboutthem,’saidtheChiefInspector,bitterly。
`Iwentintohisshoponeevening,toldhimwhoIwas,andremindedhimofourfirstmeeting。Hedidn’tasmuchastwitchaneyebrow。Hesaidthathewasmarriedandsettlednow,andthatallhewantedwasnottobeinterferedwithinhislittlebusiness。Itookituponmyselftopromisehimthat,aslongashedidn’tgoinforanythingobviouslyoutrageous,hewouldbeleftalonebythepolice。Thatwasworthsomethingtohim,becauseawordfromustotheCustom—HousepeoplewouldhavebeenenoughtogetsomeofthesepackageshegetsfromParisandBrusselsopenedinDover,withconfiscationtofollowforcertain,andperhapsaprosecutionaswellattheendofit。’
`That’saveryprecarioustrade,’murmuredtheAssistantCommissioner。
`Whydidhegoinforthat?’
TheChiefInspectorraisedscornfuleyebrowsdispassionately。
`Mostlikelygotaconnection—friendsontheContinent—amongstpeoplewhodealinsuchwares。Theywouldbejustthesorthewouldconsortwith。
He’salazydog,too—liketherestofthem。’
`Whatdoyougetfromhiminexchangeforyourprotection?’
TheChiefInspectorwasnotinclinedtoenlargeonthevalueofMrVerloc’sservices。
`Hewouldnotbemuchgoodtoanybodybutmyself。Onehasgottoknowagooddealbeforehandtomakeuseofamanlikethat。Icanunderstandthesortofhinthecangive。AndwhenIwantahinthecangenerallyfurnishittome。’
TheChiefInspectorlosthimselfsuddenlyinadiscreetreflectivemood;
andtheAssistantCommissionerrepressedasmileatthefleetingthoughtthatthereputationofChiefInspectorHeatmightpossiblyhavebeenmadeinagreatpartbytheSecretAgentVerloc。
`Inamoregeneralwayofbeingofuse,allourmenoftheSpecialCrimessectionondutyatCharingCrossandVictoriahaveorderstotakecarefulnoticeofanybodytheymayseewithhim。Hemeetsthenewarrivalsfrequently,andafterwardskeepstrackofthem。Heseemstohavebeentoldoffforthatsortofduty。WhenIwantanaddressinahurry,Icanalwaysgetitfromhim。Ofcourse,Iknowhowtomanageourrelations。Ihaven’tseenhimtospeaktothreetimesinthelasttwoyears。Idrophimaline,unsigned,andheanswersmeinthesamewayatmyprivateaddress。’
FromtimetotimetheAssistantCommissionergaveanalmostimperceptiblenod。TheChiefInspectoraddedthathedidnotsupposeMrVerloctobedeepintheconfidenceoftheprominentmembersoftheRevolutionaryInternationalCouncil,butthathewasgenerallytrustedofthattherecouldnonodoubt。
`WheneverI’vehadreasontothinktherewassomethinginthewind,’heconcluded,`I’vealwaysfoundhecouldtellmesomethingworthknowing。’
TheAssistantCommissionermadeasignificantremark。
`Hefailedyouthistime。’
`NeitherhadIwindofanythinginanyotherway,’reportedChiefInspectorHeat。`Iaskedhimnothingsohecouldtellmenothing。Heisn’toneofourmen。Itisn’tasifhewereinourpay。’
`No,’mutteredtheAssistantCommissioner。`He’saspyinthepayofaforeigngovernment。Wecouldneverconfesstohim。’
`Imustdomyworkinmyownway,’declaredtheChiefInspector。`WhenitcomestothatIwoulddealwiththedevilhimself,andtaketheconsequences。
Therearethingsnotfitforeverybodytoknow。’
`Yourideaofsecrecyseemstoconsistinkeepingthechiefofyourdepartmentinthedark。That’sstretchingitperhapsalittletoofar,isn’tit?Helivesoverhisshop?’
`Who—Verloc?Oh,yes。HelivesoverhisshopThewife’smother,I
fancy,liveswiththem。’
`Isthehousewatched?’
`Oh,dear,no。Itwouldn’tdo。Certainpeoplewhocometherearewatched。
Myopinionisthatheknowsnothingofthisaffair。’
`Howdoyouaccountforthis?’TheAssistantCommissionernoddedattheclothraglyingbeforehimonthetable。
`Idon’taccountforitatall,sir。It’ssimplyunaccountable。Itcan’tbeexplainedbywhatIknow。’TheChiefInspectormadethoseadmissionswiththefranknessofamanwhosereputationisestablishedasifonarock。`Atanyratenotatthispresentmoment。IthinkthatthemanwhohadmosttodowithitwillturnouttobeMichaelis。’
`Youdo?’`Yes,sir;becauseIcananswerforalltheothers。’
`Whataboutthatothermansupposedtohaveescapedfromthepark?’
`Ishouldthinkhe’sfarawaybythistime,’opinedtheChiefInspector。
TheAssistantCommissionerlookedhardathim,androsesuddenly,asthoughhavingmadeuphismindtosomecourseofaction。Asamatteroffact,hehadthatverymomentsuccumbedtoafascinatingtemptation。TheChiefInspectorheardhimselfdismissedwithinstructionstomeethissuperiorearlynextmorningforfurtherconsultationuponthecase。Helistenedwithanimpenetrableface,andwalkedoutoftheroomwithmeasuredsteps。
WhatevermighthavebeentheplansoftheAssistantCommissionertheyhadnothingtodowiththatdeskwork,whichwasthebaneofhisexistencebecauseofitsconfinednatureandapparentlackofreality。Itcouldnothavehad,orelsethegeneralairofalacritythatcameupontheAssistantCommissionerwouldhavebeeninexplicable。Assoonashewasleftalonehelookedforhishatimpulsively,andputitonhishead。Havingdonethat,hesatdownagaintoreconsiderthewholematter。Butashismindwasalreadymadeup,thisdidnottakelong。AndbeforeChiefInspectorHeathadgoneveryfaronthewayhome,healsoleftthebuilding。
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TheAssistantCommissionerwalkedalongashortandnarrowstreetlikeawet,muddytrench,thencrossingaverybroadthoroughfareenteredapublicedifice,andsoughtspeechwithayoungprivatesecretary(unpaid)
ofagreatpersonage。
Thisfair,smooth—facedyoungman,whosesymmetricallyarrangedhairgavehimtheairofalargeandneatschoolboy,mettheAssistantCommissioner’srequestwithadoubtfullook,andspokewithbatedbreath。
`Wouldheseeyou?Idon’tknowaboutthat。HehaswalkedoverfromtheHouseanhouragototalkwiththePermanentUnder—Secretary,andnowhe’sreadytowalkbackagain。Hemighthavesentforhim;buthedoesitforthesakeofalittleexercise,Isuppose。It’salltheexercisehecanfindtimeforwhilethissessionlasts。Idon’tcomplain;Iratherenjoytheselittlestrolls。Heleansonmyarm,anddoesn’topenhislips。
But,Isay,he’sverytired,and—well—notinthesweetestoftempersjustnow。’
`It’sinconnectionwiththatGreenwichaffair。’
`Oh!Isay!He’sverybitteragainstyoupeople。ButIwillgoandsee,ifyouinsist。’
`Do。That’sagoodfellow,’saidtheAssistantCommissioner。
Theunpaidsecretaryadmiredthispluck。Composingforhimselfaninnocentface,heopenedadoor,andwentinwiththeassuranceofaniceandprivilegedchild。Andpresentlyhereappeared,withanodtotheAssistantCommissioner,whopassingthroughthesamedoorleftopenforhim,foundhimselfwiththegreatpersonageinalargeroom。
Vastinbulkandstature,withalongwhiteface,which,broadenedatthebasebyabigdoublechin,appearedegg—shapedinthefringeofgreyishwhisker,thegreatpersonageseemedanexpandingman。Unfortunatefromatailoringpointofview,thecrossfoldsinthemiddleofabuttonedblackcoataddedtotheimpression,asifthefasteningsofthegarmentweretriedtotheutmost。Fromthehead,setupwardonathickneck,theeyes,withpuffylowerlids,staredwithahaughtydrooponeachsideofahooked,aggressivenose,noblysalientinthevastpalecircumferenceoftheface。
Ashinysilkhatandapairofworngloveslyingreadyattheendofalongtablelookedexpanded,too,enormous。
Hestoodonthehearthruginbig,roomyboots,andutterednowordofgreeting。
`Iwouldliketoknowifthisisthebeginningofanotherdynamitecampaign;’
heaskedatonceinadeep,verysmoothvoice。`Don’tgointodetails。
Ihavenotimeforthat。’
TheAssistantCommissioner’sfigurebeforethisbigandrusticPresencehadthefrailslendernessofareedaddressinganoak。Andindeedtheunbrokenrecordofthatman’sdescentsurpassedinthenumberofcenturiestheageoftheoldestoakinthecountry。
`No。AsfarasonecanbepositiveaboutanythingIcanassureyouthatitisnot。’
`Yes。Butyourideaofassurancesoverthere,’saidthegreatman,withacontemptuouswaveofhishandtowardsawindowgivingonthebroadthoroughfare,`seemtoconsistmainlyinmakingtheSecretaryofStatelookafool。I
havebeentoldpositivelyinthisveryroomlessthanamonthagothatnothingofthesortwasevenpossible。’
TheAssistantCommissionerglancedinthedirectionofthewindowcalmly。
`Youwillallowmetoremark,SirEthelred,thatsofarIhavehadnoopportunitytogiveyouassurancesofanykind。’
ThehaughtydroopoftheeyeswasfocusednowupontheAssistantCommissioner。
`True,’confessedthedeep,smoothvoice。`IsentforHeat。Youarestillratheranoviceinyournewberth。Andhowareyougettingonoverthere?’
`IbelieveIamlearningsomethingeveryday。’
`Ofcourse,ofcourse。Ihopeyouwillgeton。’
`Thankyou,SirEthelred。I’velearnedsomethingtoday,andevenwithinthelasthourorso。Thereismuchinthisaffairofakindthatdoesnotmeettheeyeinausualanarchistoutrage,evenifonelookedintoitasdeepascanbe。That’swhyIamhere。’
Thegreatmanputhisarmsakimbo,thebacksofhisbighandsrestingonhiships。
`Verywell。Goon。Onlynodetails,pray。Sparemethedetails。’
`Youshallnotbetroubledwiththem,SirEthelred,’theAssistantCommissionerbegan,withacalmanduntroubledassurance。Whilehewasspeakingthehandsonthefaceoftheclockbehindthegreatman5back—aheavy,glisteningaffairofmassivescrollsinthesamedarkmarbleasthemantelpiece,andwithaghostly,evanescenttick—hadmovedthroughthespaceofsevenminutes。Hespokewithastudiousfidelitytoaparentheticalmanner,intowhicheverylittlefact—thatis,everydetail—fittedwithdelightfulease。Notamurmurnorevenamovementhintedatinterruption。
ThegreatPersonagemighthavebeenthestatueofoneofhisownprincelyancestorsstrippedofaCrusader’swarharness,andputintoanill—fittingfrockcoat。TheAssistantCommissionerfeltasthoughhewereatlibertytotalkforanhour。Buthekepthishead,andattheendofthetimementionedabovehebrokeoffwithasuddenconclusion,which,reproducingtheopeningstatement,pleasantlysurprisedSirEthelredbyitsapparentswiftnessandforce。
`Thekindofthingwhichmeetsusunderthesurfaceofthisaffair,otherwisewithoutgravity,isunusual—inthispreciseformatleast—
andrequiresspecialtreatment。’
ThetoneofSirEthelredwasdeepened,fullofconviction。`Ishouldthinkso—involvingtheAmbassadorofaforeignpower!’`Oh!TheAmbassador!’
protestedtheother,erectandslender,allowinghimselfamerehalfsmile,`Itwouldbestupidofmetoadvanceanythingofthekind。Anditisabsolutelyunnecessary,becauseifIamrightinmysurmises,whetherambassadororhallporterit’sameredetail。’
SirEthelredopenedawidemouth,likeacavern,intowhichthehookednoseseemedanxioustopeer;therecamefromitasubduedrollingsound,asfromadistantorganwiththescornfulindignationstop。
`No!Thesepeoplearetooimpossible。WhatdotheymeanbyimportingtheirmethodsofCrim—Tartaryhere?ATurkwouldhavemoredecency。’
`Youforget,SirEthelred,thatstrictlyspeakingweknownothingpositively—asyet。’
`No!Buthowwouldyoudefineit?Shortly?’
`Barefacedaudacityamountingtochildishnessofapeculiarsort。’
`Wecan’tputupwiththeinnocenceofnastylittlechildren,’saidthegreatandexpandedpersonage,expandingalittlemoreasitwere。Thehaughty,droopingglancestruckcrushinglythecarpetattheAssistantCommissioner’sfeet。`They’llhavetogetahardrapontheknucklesoverthisaffair。Wemustbeinapositionto—Whatisyourgeneralidea,statedshortly?Noneedtogointodetails。’
`No,SirEthelred。Inprinciple,Ishouldlayitdownthattheexistenceofsecretagentsshouldnotbetolerated,astendingtoaugmentthepositivedangersoftheevilagainstwhichtheyareused。Thatthespywillfabricatehisinformationisamerecommonplace。Butinthesphereofpoliticalandrevolutionaryaction,relyingpartlyonviolence,theprofessionalspyhaseveryfacilitytofabricatetheveryfactsthemselves,andwillspreadthedoubleevilofemulationinonedirection,andofpanic,hastylegislation,unreflectinghate,intheother。However,thisisanimperfectworld——’
Thedeep—voicedPresenceonthehearthrug,motionless,withbigelbowsstuckout,saidhastily:
`Belucid,please。’
`Yes,SirEthelred—Animperfectworld。Thereforedirectlythecharacterofthisaffairsuggesteditselftome,Ithoughtitshouldbedealtwithwithspecialsecrecy,andventuredtocomeoverhere。’
`That’sright,’approvedthegreatPersonage,glancingdowncomplacentlyoverhisdoublechin。`Iamgladthere’ssomebodyoveratyourshopwhothinksthattheSecretaryofStatemaybetrustednowandthen。’
TheAssistantCommissionerhadanamusedsmile。`IwasreallythinkingthatitmightbebetteratthisstageforHeattobereplacedby——’
`What!Heat?Anass—eh?’exclaimedthegreatmanwithdistinctanimosity。
`Notatall。Pray,SirEthelred,don’tputthatunjustinterpretationonmyremarks。’
`Thenwhat?Toocleverbyhalf?’
`Neither—atleastnotasarule。AllthegroundsofmysurmisesI
havefromhim。TheonlythingI’vediscoveredbymyselfisthathehasbeenmakinguseofthatmanprivately。Whocouldblamehim?He’sanoldpolicehand。Hetoldmevirtuallythathemusthavetoolstoworkwith。
ItoccurredtomethatthistoolshouldbesurrenderedtotheSpecialCrimesdivisionasawhole,insteadofremainingtheprivatepropertyofChiefInspectorHeat。Iextendedmyconceptionofourdepartmentaldutiestothesuppressionofthesecretagent。ButChiefInspectorHeatisanolddepartmentalhand。Hewouldaccusemeofpervertingitsmoralityandattackingitsefficiency。Hewoulddefineitbitterlyasprotectionextendedtothecriminalclassofrevolutionists。Itwouldmeanjustthattohim。’
`Yes。Butwhatdoyoumean?’
`Imeantosay,first,thatthere’sbutpoorcomfortinbeingabletodeclarethatanygivenactofviolence—damagingpropertyordestroyinglife—isnottheworkofanarchismatall,butofsomethingelsealtogether—somespeciesofauthorizedscoundrelism。This,Ifancy,ismuchmorefrequentthanwesuppose。Next,it’sobviousthattheexistenceofthesepeopleinthepayofforeigngovernmentsdestroysinameasuretheefficiencyofoursupervision。Aspyofthatsortcanaffordtobemorerecklessthanthemostrecklessofconspirators。Hisoccupationisfreefromallrestraint。
He’swithoutasmuchfaithasisnecessaryforcompletenegation,andwithoutthatmuchlawasisimpliedinlawlessness。Thirdly,theexistenceofthesespiesamongsttherevolutionarygroups,whichwearereproachedforharbouringhere,doesawaywithallcertitude。YouhavereceivedareassuringstatementfromChiefInspectorHeatsometimeago。Itwasbynomeansgroundless—andyetthisepisodehappens。Icallitanepisode,becausethisaffair,Imakeboldtosay,isepisodic;itisnopartofanygeneralscheme,howeverwild。TheverypeculiaritieswhichsurpriseandperplexChiefInspectorHeatestablishitscharacterinmyeyes。Iamkeepingclearofdetails,SirEthelred。’
ThePersonageonthehearthrughadbeenlisteningwithprofoundattention。
`Justso。Beasconciseasyoucan。’
TheAssistantCommissionerintimatedbyanearnest,deferentialgesturethathewasanxioustobeconcise。
`Thereisapeculiarstupidityandfeeblenessintheconductofthisaffairwhichgivesmeexcellenthopesofgettingbehinditandfindingtheresomethingelsethananindividualfreakoffanaticism。Foritisaplannedthing,undoubtedly。Theactualperpetratorseemstohavebeenledbythehandtothespot,andthenabandonedhurriedlytohisowndevices。
Theinferenceisthathewasimportedfromabroadforthepurposeofcommittingthisoutrage。AtthesametimeoneisforcedtotheconclusionthathedidnotknowenoughEnglishtoaskhisway,unlessoneweretoacceptthefantastictheorythathewasadeafmute。Iwondernow—Butthisisidle。
Hehasdestroyedhimselfbyanaccident,obviously。Notanextraordinaryaccident。Butanextraordinarylittlefactremains:theaddressonhisclothingdiscoveredbythemerestaccident,too。Itisanincrediblelittlefact,soincrediblethattheexplanationwhichwillaccountforitisboundtotouchthebottomofthisaffair。InsteadofinstructingHeattogoonwiththiscase,myintentionistoseekthisexplanationpersonally—bymyself,Imean—whereitmaybepickedup。ThatisinacertainshopinBrettStreet,andonthelipsofacertainsecretagentonceuponatimetheconfidentialandtrustedspyofthelateBaronStott—Wartenheim,AmbassadorofaGreatPowertotheCourtofStJames’s。’
TheAssistantCommissionerpaused,thenadded:`Thosefellowsareaperfectpest。’Inordertoraisehisdroopingglancetothespeaker’sface,thePersonageonthehearthrughadgraduallytiltedhisheadfartherback,whichgavehimanaspectofextraordinaryhaughtiness。
`WhynotleaveittoHeat?’
`Becauseheisanolddepartmentalhand。Theyhavetheirownmorality。
Mylineofinquirywouldappeartohimanawfulperversionofduty。Forhimtheplaindutyistofastentheguiltuponasmanyprominentanarchistsashecanonsomeslightindicationshehadpickedupinthecourseofhisinvestigationonthespot;whereasI,hewouldsay,ambentuponvindicatingtheirinnocence。IamtryingtobeaslucidasIcaninpresentingthisobscuremattertoyouwithoutdetails。’
`Hewould,wouldhe?’mutteredtheproudheadofSirEthelredfromitsloftyelevation。
`Iamafraidso—withanindignationanddisgustofwhichyouorI
canhavenoidea。He’sanexcellentservant。Wemustnotputanunduestrainonhisloyalty。That’salwaysamistake。Besides,Iwantafreehand—
afreerhandthanitwouldbeperhapsadvisabletogiveChiefInspectorHeat。Ihaven’ttheslightestwishtosparethismanVerloc。Hewill,I
imagine,beextremelystartledtofindhisconnectionwiththisaffair,whateveritmaybe,broughthometohimsoquickly。Frighteninghimwillnotbeverydifficult。Butourtrueobjectiveliesbehindhimsomewhere。
IwantyourauthoritytogivehimsuchassurancesofpersonalsafetyasImaythinkproper。’
`Certainly,’saidthePersonageonthehearthrug。`Findoutasmuchasyoucan;finditoutinyourownway。
`Imustsetaboutitwithoutlossoftime,thisveryevening,’saidtheAssistantCommissioner。
SirEthelredshiftedonehandunderhiscoattails,andtiltingbackhisheadlookedathimsteadily。
`We’llhavealatesittingtonight,’hesaid。`CometotheHousewithyourdiscoveriesifwearenotgonehome。I’llwarnToodlestolookoutforyou。He’lltakeyouintomyroom。’
ThenumerousfamilyandthewideconnectionsoftheyouthfullookingPrivateSecretarycherishedforhimthehopeofanaustereandexalteddestiny。Meantime,thesocialsphereheadornedinhishoursofidlenesschosetopethimundertheabovenickname。AndSirEthelred,hearingitonthelipsofhiswifeandgirlseveryday(mostlyatbreakfast—time),hadconferreduponitthedignityofunsmilingadoption。
TheAssistantCommissionerwassurprisedandgratifiedextremely。
`IshallcertainlybringmydiscoveriestotheHouseonthechanceofyouhavingthetimeto——’
`Iwon’thavethetime,’interruptedthegreatPersonage。`ButIwillseeyou。Ihaven’tthetimenow—Andyouaregoingyourself?’
`Yes,SirEthelred。Ithinkitthebestway。’
ThePersonagehadtiltedhisheadsofarbackthat,inordertokeeptheAssistantCommissionerunderhisobservation,hehadtonearlyclosehiseyes。
`H’m。Ha!Andhowdoyoupropose—Willyouassumeadisguise?’
`Hardlyadisguise!I’llchangemyclothes,ofcourse。’
`Ofcourse,’repeatedthegreatman,withasortofabsent—mindedloftiness。
Heturnedhisbigheadslowly,andoverhisshouldergaveahaughty,obliquestaretotheponderousmarbletimepiecewiththesly,feebletick。Thegilthandshadtakentheopportunitytostealthroughnolessthanfiveandtwentyminutesbehindhisback。
TheAssistantCommissioner,whocouldnotseethem,grewalittlenervousintheinterval。Butthegreatmanpresentedtohimacalmandundismayedface。
`Verywell,’hesaid,andpaused,asifindeliberatecontemptoftheofficialclock。`Butwhatfirstputyouinmotioninthisdirection?’
`Ihavebeenalwaysofopinion,’begantheAssistantCommissioner。
`Ah。Yes!Opinion。That’sofcourse。Buttheimmediatemotive?’
`WhatshallIsay,SirEthelred?Anewman’santagonismtooldmethods。
Adesiretoknowsomethingatfirsthand。Someimpatience。It’smyoldwork,buttheharnessisdifferent。Ithasbeenchafingmealittleinoneortwotenderplaces。’
`Ihopeyou’llgetonoverthere,’saidthegreatman,kindly,extendinghishand,softtothetouch,butbroadandpowerfullikethehandofaglorifiedfarmer。TheAssistantCommissionershookit,andwithdrew。
IntheouterroomToodles,whohadbeenwaitingperchedontheedgeofatable,advancedtomeethim,subduinghisnaturalbuoyancy。
`Well?Satisfactory?’heasked,withairyimportance。
`Perfectly。You’veearnedmyundyinggratitude,’answeredtheAssistantCommissioner,whoselongfacelookedwoodenincontrastwiththepeculiarcharacteroftheother’sgravity,whichseemedperpetuallyreadytobreakintoripplesandchuckles。
`That’sallright。But,seriously,youcan’timaginehowirritatedheisbytheattacksonhisBillfortheNationalizationofFisheries。Theycallitthebeginningofsocialrevolution。Ofcourse,itisarevolutionarymeasure。Butthesefellowshavenodecency。Thepersonalattacks——’
`Ireadthepapers,’remarkedtheAssistantCommissioner。
`Odious?Eh?Andyouhavenonotionwhatamassofworkhehasgottogetthrougheveryday。Hedoesitallhimself。SeemsunabletotrustanyonewiththeseFisheries。’
`Andyethe’sgivenawholehalfhourtotheconsiderationofmyverysmallsprat,’interjectedtheAssistantCommissioner。