IfIwerenowimprisonedonamountainsummitahundredmilesnorthwardofthispoint,andwasdeniedatimepiece,I
  couldgetalongwellenoughfromfourtillsixoncleardays,forIcouldkeeptraceofthetimebythechangingshapesofthesemightyshadowsoftheVirgin’sfront,themoststupendousdialI
  amacquaintedwith,theoldestclockintheworldbyacoupleofmillionyears。
  IsupposeIshouldnothavenoticedtheformsoftheshadowsifIhadn’tthehabitofhuntingforfacesinthecloudsandinmountaincragsasortofamusementwhichisveryentertainingevenwhenyoudon’tfindany,andbrilliantlysatisfyingwhenyoudo。IhavesearchedthroughseveralbushelsofphotographsoftheJungfrauhere,butfoundonlyonewiththeFaceinit,andinthiscaseitwasnotstrictlyrecognizableasaface,whichwasevidencethatthepicturewastakenbeforefouro’clockintheafternoon,andalsoevidencethatallthephotographershavepersistentlyoverlookedoneofthemostfascinatingfeaturesoftheJungfraushow。Isayfascinating,becauseifyouoncedetectahumanfaceproducedonagreatplanbyunconsciousnature,younevergettiredofwatchingit。Atfirstyoucan’tmakeanotherpersonseeitatall,butafterhehasmadeitoutoncehecan’tseeanythingelseafterward。
  TheKingofGreeceisamanwhogoesaroundquietlyenoughwhenoffduty。Onedaythissummerhewastravelinginanordinaryfirstclasscompartment,justinhisothersuit,theonewhichheworkstherealminwhenheisathome,andsohewasnotlookinglikeanybodyinparticular,butagooddeallikeeverybodyingeneral。ByandbyaheartyandhealthyGerman
  Americangotinandopenedupafrankandinterestingandsympatheticconversationwithhim,andaskedhimacoupleofthousandquestionsabouthimself,whichthekingansweredgood
  naturedly,butinamoreorlessindefinitewayastoprivateparticulars。
  "Wheredoyoulivewhenyouareathome?"
  "InGreece。"
  "Greece!Well,now,thatisjustastonishing!Bornthere?"
  "No。"
  "DoyouspeakGreek?"
  "Yes。"
  "Now,ain’tthatstrange!Ineverexpectedtolivetoseethat。Whatisyourtrade?Imeanhowdoyougetyourliving?
  Whatisyourlineofbusiness?"
  "Well,Ihardlyknowhowtoanswer。Iamonlyakindofforeman,onasalary;andthebusinesswell,isaverygeneralkindofbusiness。"
  "Yes,Iunderstandgeneraljobbinglittleofeverything
  anythingthatthere’smoneyin。"
  "That’saboutit,yes。"
  "Areyoutravelingforthehousenow?"
  "Well,partly;butnotentirely。OfcourseIdoastrokeofbusinessifitfallsintheway"
  "Good!Ilikethatinyou!That’smeeverytime。Goon。"
  "IwasonlygoingtosayIamoffonmyvacationnow。"
  "Wellthat’sallright。Noharminthat。Amanworksallthebetterforalittleletupnowandthen。NotthatI’vebeenusedtohavingitmyself;forIhaven’t。Ireckonthisismyfirst。IwasborninGermany,andwhenIwasacoupleofweeksoldshippedtoAmerica,andI’vebeenthereeversince,andthat’ssixtyfouryearsbythewatch。I’manAmericaninprincipleandaGermanatheart,andit’sthebosscombination。
  Well,howdoyougetalong,asaruleprettyfair?"
  "I’vearatherlargefamily"
  "There,that’sitbigfamilyandtryingtoraisethemonasalary。Now,whatdidyougotodothatfor?"
  "Well,Ithought"
  "Ofcourseyoudid。Youwereyoungandconfidentandthoughtyoucouldbranchoutandmakethingsgowithawhirl,andhereyouare,yousee!Butnevermindaboutthat。I’mnottryingtodiscourageyou。Dearme!I’vebeenjustwhereyouaremyself!You’vegotgoodgrit;there’sgoodstuffinyou,Icanseethat。Yougotawrongstart,that’sthewholetrouble。Butyouholdyourgrip,andwe’llseewhatcanbedone。Yourcaseain’thalfasbadasitmightbe。YouaregoingtocomeoutallrightI’mbailforthat。Boysandgirls?"
  "Myfamily?Yes,someofthemareboys"
  "Andtherestgirls。It’sjustasIexpected。Butthat’sallright,andit’sbetterso,anyway。Whataretheboysdoing
  learningatrade?"
  "Well,noIthought"
  "It’sabigmistake。It’sthebiggestmistakeyouevermade。Youseethatinyourowncase。Amanoughtalwaystohaveatradetofallbackon。Now,Iwasharnessmakeratfirst。DidthatpreventmefrombecomingoneofthebiggestbrewersinAmerica?Ohno。Ialwayshadtheharnesstricktofallbackoninroughweather。Now,ifyouhadlearnedhowtomakeharness
  However,it’stoolatenow;toolate。Butit’snogoodplantocryoverspiltmilk。Butastotheboys,youseewhat’stobecomeofthemifanythinghappenstoyou?"
  "Ithasbeenmyideatolettheeldestonesucceedme"
  "Oh,come!Supposethefirmdon’twanthim?"
  "Ihadn’tthoughtofthat,but"
  "Now,lookhere;youwanttogetrightdowntobusinessandstopdreaming。Youarecapableofimmensethingsman。Youcanmakeaperfectsuccessinlife。Allyouwantissomebodytosteadyyouandboostyoualongontherightroad。Doyouownanythinginthebusiness?"
  "Nonotexactly;butifIcontinuetogivesatisfaction,I
  supposeIcankeepmy"
  "Keepyourplaceyes。Well,don’tyoudependonanythingofthekind。They’llbounceyoutheminuteyougetalittleoldandworkedout;they’lldoitsure。Can’tyoumanagesomehowtogetintothefirm?That’sthegreatthing,youknow。"
  "Ithinkitisdoubtful;verydoubtful。"
  "Umthat’sbadyes,andunfair,too。DoyousupposethatifIshouldgothereandhaveatalkwithyourpeopleLookheredoyouthinkyoucouldrunabrewery?"
  "Ihavenevertried,butIthinkIcoulddoitafteralittlefamiliaritywiththebusiness。"
  TheGermanwassilentforsometime。Hedidagooddealofthinking,andthekingwaitedcuriouslytoseewhattheresultwasgoingtobe。FinallytheGermansaid:
  "Mymind’smadeup。Youleavethatcrowdyou’llneveramounttoanythingthere。Intheseoldcountriestheynevergiveafellowashow。Yes,youcomeovertoAmericacometomyplaceinRochester;bringthefamilyalong。Youshallhaveashowinthebusinessandtheforemanship,besides。GeorgeyousaidyournamewasGeorge?I’llmakeamanofyou。Igiveyoumyword。
  You’veneverhadachancehere,butthat’sallgoingtochange。
  Bygracious!I’llgiveyoualiftthat’llmakeyourhaircurl!"
  ATTHESHRINEOFST。WAGNER
  Bayreuth,Aug。2d,1891
  ItwasatNurembergthatwestrucktheinundationofmusic
  madstrangersthatwasrollingdownuponBayreuth。Ithadbeenlongsincewehadseensuchmultitudesofexcitedandstrugglingpeople。IttookagoodhalfhourtopackthemandpairthemintothetrainanditwasthelongesttrainwehaveyetseeninEurope。Nuremberghadbeenwitnessingthissortofexperienceacoupleoftimesadayforabouttwoweeks。Itgivesoneanimpressivesenseofthemagnitudeofthisbiennialpilgrimage。
  Forapilgrimageiswhatitis。ThedevoteescomefromtheveryendsoftheearthtoworshiptheirprophetinhisownKaabainhisownMecca。
  IfyouarelivinginNewYorkorSanFranciscoorChicagooranywhereelseinAmerica,andyouconclude,bythemiddleofMay,thatyouwouldliketoattendtheBayreuthoperatwomonthsandahalflater,youmustusethecableandgetaboutitimmediatelyoryouwillgetnoseats,andyoumustcableforlodgings,too。
  Thenifyouareluckyyouwillgetseatsinthelastrowandlodgingsinthefringeofthetown。Ifyoustoptowriteyouwillgetnothing。TherewereplentyofpeopleinNurembergwhenwepassedthroughwhohadcomeonpilgrimagewithoutfirstsecuringseatsandlodgings。TheyhadfoundneitherinBayreuth;
  theyhadwalkedBayreuthstreetsawhileinsorrow,thenhadgonetoNurembergandfoundneitherbedsnorstandingroom,andhadwalkedthosequaintstreetsallnight,waitingforthehotelstoopenandemptytheirguestsintotrains,andsomakeroomforthese,theirdefeatedbrethrenandsistersinthefaith。Theyhadenduredfromthirtytofortyhours’railroadingonthecontinentofEuropewithallwhichthatimpliesofworry,fatigue,andfinancialimpoverishmentandalltheyhadgotandalltheyweretogetforitwashandinessandaccuracyinkickingthemselves,acquiredbypracticeinthebackstreetsofthetwotownswhenotherpeoplewereinbed;forbacktheymustgooverthatunspeakablejourneywiththeirpiousmissionunfulfilled。
  Thesehumiliatedoutcastshadthefrowsyandunbrushedandapologeticlookofwetcats,andtheireyeswereglazedwithdrowsiness,theirbodieswereadroopfromcrowntosole,andallkindheartedpeoplerefrainedfromaskingthemiftheyhadbeentoBayreuthandfailedtoconnect,asknowingtheywouldlie。
  Wereachedhere(Bayreuth)aboutmidafternoonofarainySaturday。Wewereofthewise,andhadsecuredlodgingsandoperaseatsmonthsinadvance。
  Iamnotamusicalcritic,anddidnotcomeheretowriteessaysabouttheoperasanddeliverjudgmentupontheirmerits。
  ThelittlechildrenofBayreuthcoulddothatwithafinersympathyandabroaderintelligencethanI。Ionlycaretobringfourorfivepilgrimstotheoperas,pilgrimsabletoappreciatethemandenjoythem。WhatIwriteabouttheperformancetoputinmyoddtimewouldbeofferedtothepublicasmerelyacat’sviewofaking,andnotofdidacticvalue。
  Nextday,whichwasSunday,weleftfortheoperahouse
  thatistosay,theWagnertemplealittleafterthemiddleoftheafternoon。Thegreatbuildingstandsallbyitself,grandandlonely,onahighgroundoutsidethetown。Wewerewarnedthatifwearrivedafterfouro’clockweshouldbeobligedtopaytwodollarsandahalfextrabywayoffine。Wesavedthat;anditmayberemarkedherethatthisistheonlyopportunitythatEuropeoffersofsavingmoney。Therewasabigcrowdinthegroundsaboutthebuilding,andtheladies’dressestookthesunwithfineeffect。Idonotmeantointimatethattheladieswereinfulldress,forthatwasnotso。Thedresseswerepretty,butneithersexwasineveningdress。
  Theinteriorofthebuildingissimpleseverelyso;butthereisnooccasionforcoloranddecoration,sincethepeoplesitinthedark。Theauditoriumhastheshapeofakeystone,withthestageatthenarrowend。Thereisanaisleoneachside,butnoaisleinthebodyofthehouse。Eachrowofseatsextendsinanunbrokencurvefromonesideofthehousetotheother。Therearesevenentrancedoorsoneachsideofthetheaterandfouratthebutt,eighteendoorstoadmitandemit1,650persons。Thenumberoftheparticulardoorbywhichyouaretoenterthehouseorleaveitisprintedonyourticket,andyoucanusenodoorbutthatone。Thus,crowdingandconfusionareimpossible。Notsomanyasahundredpeopleuseanyonedoor。Thisisbetterthanhavingtheusual(anduseless)
  elaboratefireproofarrangements。Itisthemodeltheateroftheworld。Itcanbeemptiedwhilethesecondhandofawatchmakesitscircuit。Itwouldbeentirelysafe,evenifitwerebuiltoflucifermatches。
  Ifyourseatisnearthecenterofarowandyouenterlateyoumustworkyourwayalongarankofabouttwentyfiveladiesandgentlementogettoit。Yetthiscausesnotrouble,foreverybodystandsupuntilalltheseatsarefull,andthefillingisaccomplishedinaveryfewminutes。Thenallsitdown,andyouhaveasolidmassoffifteenhundredheads,makingasteepcellardoorslantfromtherearofthehousedowntothestage。
  Allthelightswereturnedlow,solowthatthecongregationsatinadeepandsolemngloom。Thefunerealrustlingofdressesandthelowbuzzofconversationbegantodieswiftlydown,andpresentlynottheghostofasoundwasleft。Thisprofoundandincreasinglyimpressivestillnessenduredforsometimethebestpreparationformusic,spectacle,orspeechconceivable。Ishouldthinkourshowpeoplewouldhaveinventedorimportedthatsimpleandimpressivedeviceforsecuringandsolidifyingtheattentionofanaudiencelongago;insteadofwhichtherecontinuetothisdaytoopenaperformanceagainstadeadlycompetitionintheformofnoise,confusion,andascatteredinterest。
  Finally,outofdarknessanddistanceandmysterysoftrichnotesroseuponthestillness,andfromhisgravethedeadmagicianbegantoweavehisspellsabouthisdisciplesandsteeptheirsoulsinhisenchantments。Therewassomethingstrangelyimpressiveinthefancywhichkeptintrudingitselfthatthecomposerwasconsciousinhisgraveofwhatwasgoingonhere,andthatthesedivinesoulsweretheclothingofthoughtswhichwereatthismomentpassingthroughhisbrain,andnotrecognizedandfamiliaroneswhichhadissuedfromitatsomeformertime。
  Theentireoverture,longasitwas,wasplayedtoadarkhousewiththecurtaindown。Itwasexquisite;itwasdelicious。
  Butstraightwaythereafter,orcourse,camethesinging,anditdoesseemtomethatnothingcanmakeaWagneroperaabsolutelyperfectandsatisfactorytotheuntutoredbuttoleaveoutthevocalparts。IwishIcouldseeaWagneroperadoneinpantomimeonce。Thenonewouldhavethelovelyorchestrationunvexedtolistentoandbathehisspiritin,andthebewilderingbeautifulscenerytointoxicatehiseyeswith,andthedumbactingcouldn’tmarthesepleasures,becausethereisn’toftenanythingintheWagneroperathatonewouldcallbysuchaviolentnameasacting;asaruleallyouwouldseewouldbeacoupleofsilentpeople,oneofthemstandingstill,theothercatchingflies。OfcourseIdonotreallymeanthathewouldbecatchingflies;I
  onlymeanthattheusualoperaticgestureswhichconsistinreachingfirstonehandoutintotheairandthentheothermightsuggestthesportIspeakofiftheoperatorattendedstrictlytobusinessandutterednosound。
  Thispresentoperawas"Parsifal。"MadameWagnerdoesnotpermititsrepresentationanywherebutinBayreuth。Thefirstactofthethreeoccupiedtwohours,andIenjoyedthatinspiteofthesinging。
  ItrustthatIknowaswellasanybodythatsingingisoneofthemostentrancingandbewitchingandmovingandeloquentofallthevehiclesinventedbymanfortheconveyingoffeeling;
  butitseemstomethatthechiefvirtueinsongismelody,air,tune,rhythm,orwhatyoupleasetocallit,andthatwhenthisfeatureisabsentwhatremainsisapicturewiththecolorleftout。Iwasnotabletodetectinthevocalpartsof"Parsifal"
  anythingthatmightwithconfidencebecalledrhythmortuneormelody;onepersonperformedatatimeandalongtime,too
  ofteninanoble,andalwaysinahightoned,voice;butheonlypulledoutlongnotes,thensomeshortones,thenanotherlongone,thenasharp,quick,peremptorybarkortwoandsoonandsoon;andwhenhewasdoneyousawthattheinformationwhichhehadconveyedhadnotcompensatedforthedisturbance。Notalways,butprettyoften。Iftwoofthemwouldbutputinaduetoccasionallyandblendthevoices;butno,theydon’tdothat。
  Thegreatmaster,whoknewsowellhowtomakeahundredinstrumentsrejoiceinunisonandpourouttheirsoulsinmingledandmelodioustidesofdelicioussound,dealsonlyinbarrensoloswhenheputsinthevocalparts。Itmaybethathewasdeep,andonlyaddedthesingingtohisoperasforthesakeofthecontrastitwouldmakewiththemusic。Singing!Itdoesseemthewrongnametoapplytoit。Strictlydescribed,itisapracticingofdifficultandunpleasantintervals,mainly。Anignorantpersongetstiredoflisteningtogymnasticintervalsinthelongrun,nomatterhowpleasanttheymaybe。In"Parsifal"
  thereisahermitnamedGurnemanzwhostandsonthestageinonespotandpracticesbythehour,whilefirstoneandthenanothercharacterofthecastendureswhathecanofitandthenretirestodie。
  Duringtheeveningtherewasanintermissionofthree
  quartersofanhourafterthefirstactandoneanhourlongafterthesecond。Inbothinstancesthetheaterwastotallyemptied。Peoplewhohadpreviouslyengagedtablesintheonesoleeatinghousewereabletoputintheirtimeverysatisfactorily;theotherthousandwenthungry。Theoperawasconcludedattenintheeveningoralittlelater。Whenwereachedhomewehadbeengonemorethansevenhours。Sevenhoursatfivedollarsaticketisalmosttoomuchforthemoney。
  WhilebrowsingaboutthefrontyardamongthecrowdbetweentheactsIencounteredtwelveorfifteenfriendsfromdifferentpartsofAmerica,andthoseofthemwhoweremostfamiliarwithWagnersaidthat"Parsifal"seldompleasedatfirst,butthatafteronehadhearditseveraltimesitwasalmostsuretobecomeafavorite。Itseemedimpossible,butitwastrue,forthestatementcamefrompeoplewhosewordwasnottobedoubted。
  AndIgatheredsomefurtherinformation。OnthegroundI
  foundpartofaGermanmusicalmagazine,andinitaletterwrittenbyUhlicthirtythreeyearsago,inwhichhedefendsthescornedandabusedWagneragainstpeoplelikeme,whofoundfaultwiththecomprehensiveabsenceofwhatourkindregardsassinging。UhlicsaysWagnerdespised"JENEPLAPPERUDEMUSIC,"andtherefore"runs,trills,andSCHNORKELarediscardedbyhim。"I
  don’tknowwhataSCHNORKELis,butnowthatIknowithasbeenleftoutoftheseoperasIneverhavemissedsomuchinmylife。
  AndUhlicfurthersaysthatWagner’ssongistrue:thatitis"simplyemphasizedintonedspeech。"Thatcertainlydescribesitin"Parsifal"andsomeoftheoperas;andifIunderstandUhlic’selaborateGermanheapologizesforthebeautifulairsin"Tannh:auser。"Verywell;nowthatWagnerandIunderstandeachother,perhapsweshallgetalongbetter,andIshallstopcallingWaggner,ontheAmericanplan,andthereaftercallhimWaggnerasperGermancustom,forIfeelentirelyfriendlynow。
  Theminutewegetreconciledtoaperson,howwillingwearetothrowasidelittleneedlesspuctiliosandpronouncehisnameright!
  OfcourseIcamehomewonderingwhypeopleshouldcomefromallcornersofAmericatoheartheseoperas,whenwehavelatelyhadaseasonortwooftheminNewYorkwiththesesamesingersintheseveralparts,andpossiblythissameorchestra。I
  resolvedtothinkthatoutatallhazards。
  TUESDAY。YesterdaytheyplayedtheonlyoperaticfavoriteI
  haveeverhadanoperawhichhasalwaysdrivenmemadwithignorantdelightwheneverIhaveheardit"Tannh:auser。"I
  hearditfirstwhenIwasayouth;IhearditlastinthelastGermanseasoninNewYork。IwasbusyyesterdayandIdidnotintendtogo,knowingIshouldhaveanother"Tannh:auser"
  opportunityinafewdays;butafterfiveo’clockIfoundmyselffreeandwalkedouttotheoperahouseandarrivedaboutthebeginningofthesecondact。Myoperaticketadmittedmetothegroundsinfront,pastthepolicemanandthechain,andIthoughtIwouldtakearestonabenchforanhourandtwoandwaitforthethirdact。
  Inamomentorsothefirstbuglesblew,andthemultitudebegantocrumbleapartandmeltintothetheater。Iwillexplainthatthisbuglecallisoneoftheprettyfeatureshere。Yousee,thetheaterisempty,andhundredsoftheaudienceareagoodwayoffinthefeedinghouse;thefirstbuglecallisblownaboutaquarterofanhourbeforetimeforthecurtaintorise。
  Thiscompanyofbuglers,inuniform,marchoutwithmilitarystepandsendoutoverthelandscapeafewbarsofthethemeoftheapproachingact,piercingthedistanceswiththegraciousnotes;
  thentheymarchtotheotherentranceandrepeat。Presentlytheydothisoveragain。Yesterdayonlyabouttwohundredpeoplewerestillleftinfrontofthehousewhenthesecondcallwasblown;
  inanotherhalfminutetheywouldhavebeeninthehouse,butthenathinghappenedwhichdelayedthemtheonlysolitarythinginthisworldwhichcouldbereliedonwithcertaintytoaccomplishit,Isupposeanimperialprincessappearedinthebalconyabovethem。Theystoppeddeadintheirtracksandbegantogazeinastuporofgratitudeandsatisfaction。Theladypresentlysawthatshemustdisappearorthedoorswouldbeclosedupontheseworshipers,soshereturnedtoherbox。Thisdaughterinlawofanemperorwaspretty;shehadakindface;
  shewaswithoutairs;sheisknowntobefullofcommonhumansympathies。Therearemanykindsofprincesses,butthiskindisthemostharmfulofall,forwherevertheygotheyreconcilepeopletomonarchyandsetbacktheclockofprogress。Thevaluableprinces,thedesirableprinces,aretheczarsandtheirsort。Bytheirmeredumbpresenceintheworldtheycoverwithderisioneveryargumentthatcanbeinventedinfavorofroyaltybythemostingeniouscasuist。Inhistimethehusbandofthisprincesswasvaluable。Heledadegradedlife,heendeditwithhisownhandincircumstancesandsurroundingsofahideoussort,andwasburiedlikeagod。
  Intheoperahousethereisalongloftbackoftheaudience,akindofopengallery,inwhichprincesaredisplayed。
  Itissacredtothem;itistheholyofholies。Assoonasthefillingofthehouseisaboutcompletethestandingmultitudeturnandfixtheireyesupontheprincelylayoutandgazemutelyandlonginglyandadoringlyandregretfullylikesinnerslookingintoheaven。Theybecomerapt,unconscious,steepedinworship。
  Thereisnospectacleanywherethatismorepatheticthanthis。
  Itisworthcrossingmanyoceanstosee。ItissomehownotthesamegazethatpeoplerivetuponaVictorHugo,orNiagara,orthebonesofthemastodon,ortheguillotineoftheRevolution,orthegreatpyramid,ordistantVesuviussmokinginthesky,oranymanlongcelebratedtoyoubyhisgeniusandachievements,orthinglongcelebratedtoyoubythepraisesofbooksandpicturesno,thatgazeisonlythegazeofintensecuriosity,interest,wonder,engagedindrinkingdeliciousdeepdraughtsthattastegoodallthewaydownandappeaseandsatisfythethirstofalifetime。Satisfyitthatistheword。Hugoandthemastodonwillstillhaveadegreeofintenseinterestthereafterwhenencountered,butneveranythingapproachingtheecstasyofthatfirstview。Theinterestofaprinceisdifferent。Itmaybeenvy,itmaybeworship,doubtlessitisamixtureofbothanditdoesnotsatisfyitsthirstwithoneview,orevennoticeablydiminishit。Perhapstheessenceofthethingisthevaluewhichmenattachtoavaluablesomethingwhichhascomebyluckandnotbeenearned。Adollarpickedupintheroadismoresatisfactiontoyouthantheninetyandninewhichyouhadtoworkfor,andmoneywonatfaroorinstockssnugglesintoyourheartinthesameway。Aprincepicksupgrandeur,power,andapermanentholidayandgratissupportbyapureaccident,theaccidentofbirth,andhestandsalwaysbeforethegrievedeyeofpovertyandobscurityamonumentalrepresentativeofluck。Andthensupremestvalueofallhisistheonlyhighfortuneontheearthwhichissecure。Thecommercialmillionairemaybecomeabeggar;theillustriousstatesmancanmakeavitalmistakeandbedroppedandforgotten;theillustriousgeneralcanloseadecisivebattleandwithittheconsiderationofmen;butonceaprincealwaysaprincethatistosay,animitationgod,andneitherhardfortunenoraninfamouscharacternoranaddledbrainnorthespeechofanasscanundeifyhim。Bycommonconsentofallthenationsandalltheagesthemostvaluablethinginthisworldisthehomageofmen,whetherdeservedorundeserved。Itfollowswithoutdoubtorquestion,then,thatthemostdesirablepositionpossibleisthatofaprince。AndI
  thinkitalsofollowsthatthesocalledusurpationswithwhichhistoryislitteredarethemostexcusablemisdemeanorswhichmenhavecommitted。Tousurpausurpationthatisallitamountsto,isn’tit?
  AprinceisnottouswhatheistoaEuropean,ofcourse。
  Wehavenotbeentaughttoregardhimasagod,andsoonegoodlookathimislikelytosonearlyappeaseourcuriosityastomakehimanobjectofnogreaterinterestthenexttime。Wewantafreshone。ButitisnotsowiththeEuropean。Iamquitesureofit。Thesameoldonewillanswer;heneverstales。
  EighteenyearsagoIwasinLondonandIcalledatanEnglishman’shouseonableakandfoggyanddismalDecemberafternoontovisithiswifeandmarrieddaughterbyappointment。
  Iwaitedhalfanhourandthentheyarrived,frozen。Theyexplainedthattheyhadbeendelayedbyanunlookedforcircumstance:whilepassingintheneighborhoodofMarlboroughHousetheysawacrowdgatheringandweretoldthatthePrinceofWaleswasabouttodriveout,sotheystoppedtogetasightofhim。Theyhadwaitedhalfanhouronthesidewalk,freezingwiththecrowd,butweredisappointedatlastthePrincehadchangedhismind。Isaid,withagooddealofsurprise,"IsitpossiblethatyoutwohavelivedinLondonallyourlivesandhaveneverseenthePrinceofWales?"