IfIwerenowimprisonedonamountainsummitahundredmilesnorthwardofthispoint,andwasdeniedatimepiece,I
couldgetalongwellenoughfromfourtillsixoncleardays,forIcouldkeeptraceofthetimebythechangingshapesofthesemightyshadowsoftheVirgin’sfront,themoststupendousdialI
amacquaintedwith,theoldestclockintheworldbyacoupleofmillionyears。
IsupposeIshouldnothavenoticedtheformsoftheshadowsifIhadn’tthehabitofhuntingforfacesinthecloudsandinmountaincragsasortofamusementwhichisveryentertainingevenwhenyoudon’tfindany,andbrilliantlysatisfyingwhenyoudo。IhavesearchedthroughseveralbushelsofphotographsoftheJungfrauhere,butfoundonlyonewiththeFaceinit,andinthiscaseitwasnotstrictlyrecognizableasaface,whichwasevidencethatthepicturewastakenbeforefouro’clockintheafternoon,andalsoevidencethatallthephotographershavepersistentlyoverlookedoneofthemostfascinatingfeaturesoftheJungfraushow。Isayfascinating,becauseifyouoncedetectahumanfaceproducedonagreatplanbyunconsciousnature,younevergettiredofwatchingit。Atfirstyoucan’tmakeanotherpersonseeitatall,butafterhehasmadeitoutoncehecan’tseeanythingelseafterward。
TheKingofGreeceisamanwhogoesaroundquietlyenoughwhenoffduty。Onedaythissummerhewastravelinginanordinaryfirstclasscompartment,justinhisothersuit,theonewhichheworkstherealminwhenheisathome,andsohewasnotlookinglikeanybodyinparticular,butagooddeallikeeverybodyingeneral。ByandbyaheartyandhealthyGerman
Americangotinandopenedupafrankandinterestingandsympatheticconversationwithhim,andaskedhimacoupleofthousandquestionsabouthimself,whichthekingansweredgood
naturedly,butinamoreorlessindefinitewayastoprivateparticulars。
"Wheredoyoulivewhenyouareathome?"
"InGreece。"
"Greece!Well,now,thatisjustastonishing!Bornthere?"
"No。"
"DoyouspeakGreek?"
"Yes。"
"Now,ain’tthatstrange!Ineverexpectedtolivetoseethat。Whatisyourtrade?Imeanhowdoyougetyourliving?
Whatisyourlineofbusiness?"
"Well,Ihardlyknowhowtoanswer。Iamonlyakindofforeman,onasalary;andthebusinesswell,isaverygeneralkindofbusiness。"
"Yes,Iunderstandgeneraljobbinglittleofeverything
anythingthatthere’smoneyin。"
"That’saboutit,yes。"
"Areyoutravelingforthehousenow?"
"Well,partly;butnotentirely。OfcourseIdoastrokeofbusinessifitfallsintheway"
"Good!Ilikethatinyou!That’smeeverytime。Goon。"
"IwasonlygoingtosayIamoffonmyvacationnow。"
"Wellthat’sallright。Noharminthat。Amanworksallthebetterforalittleletupnowandthen。NotthatI’vebeenusedtohavingitmyself;forIhaven’t。Ireckonthisismyfirst。IwasborninGermany,andwhenIwasacoupleofweeksoldshippedtoAmerica,andI’vebeenthereeversince,andthat’ssixtyfouryearsbythewatch。I’manAmericaninprincipleandaGermanatheart,andit’sthebosscombination。
Well,howdoyougetalong,asaruleprettyfair?"
"I’vearatherlargefamily"
"There,that’sitbigfamilyandtryingtoraisethemonasalary。Now,whatdidyougotodothatfor?"
"Well,Ithought"
"Ofcourseyoudid。Youwereyoungandconfidentandthoughtyoucouldbranchoutandmakethingsgowithawhirl,andhereyouare,yousee!Butnevermindaboutthat。I’mnottryingtodiscourageyou。Dearme!I’vebeenjustwhereyouaremyself!You’vegotgoodgrit;there’sgoodstuffinyou,Icanseethat。Yougotawrongstart,that’sthewholetrouble。Butyouholdyourgrip,andwe’llseewhatcanbedone。Yourcaseain’thalfasbadasitmightbe。YouaregoingtocomeoutallrightI’mbailforthat。Boysandgirls?"
"Myfamily?Yes,someofthemareboys"
"Andtherestgirls。It’sjustasIexpected。Butthat’sallright,andit’sbetterso,anyway。Whataretheboysdoing
learningatrade?"
"Well,noIthought"
"It’sabigmistake。It’sthebiggestmistakeyouevermade。Youseethatinyourowncase。Amanoughtalwaystohaveatradetofallbackon。Now,Iwasharnessmakeratfirst。DidthatpreventmefrombecomingoneofthebiggestbrewersinAmerica?Ohno。Ialwayshadtheharnesstricktofallbackoninroughweather。Now,ifyouhadlearnedhowtomakeharness
However,it’stoolatenow;toolate。Butit’snogoodplantocryoverspiltmilk。Butastotheboys,youseewhat’stobecomeofthemifanythinghappenstoyou?"
"Ithasbeenmyideatolettheeldestonesucceedme"
"Oh,come!Supposethefirmdon’twanthim?"
"Ihadn’tthoughtofthat,but"
"Now,lookhere;youwanttogetrightdowntobusinessandstopdreaming。Youarecapableofimmensethingsman。Youcanmakeaperfectsuccessinlife。Allyouwantissomebodytosteadyyouandboostyoualongontherightroad。Doyouownanythinginthebusiness?"
"Nonotexactly;butifIcontinuetogivesatisfaction,I
supposeIcankeepmy"
"Keepyourplaceyes。Well,don’tyoudependonanythingofthekind。They’llbounceyoutheminuteyougetalittleoldandworkedout;they’lldoitsure。Can’tyoumanagesomehowtogetintothefirm?That’sthegreatthing,youknow。"
"Ithinkitisdoubtful;verydoubtful。"
"Umthat’sbadyes,andunfair,too。DoyousupposethatifIshouldgothereandhaveatalkwithyourpeopleLookheredoyouthinkyoucouldrunabrewery?"
"Ihavenevertried,butIthinkIcoulddoitafteralittlefamiliaritywiththebusiness。"
TheGermanwassilentforsometime。Hedidagooddealofthinking,andthekingwaitedcuriouslytoseewhattheresultwasgoingtobe。FinallytheGermansaid:
"Mymind’smadeup。Youleavethatcrowdyou’llneveramounttoanythingthere。Intheseoldcountriestheynevergiveafellowashow。Yes,youcomeovertoAmericacometomyplaceinRochester;bringthefamilyalong。Youshallhaveashowinthebusinessandtheforemanship,besides。GeorgeyousaidyournamewasGeorge?I’llmakeamanofyou。Igiveyoumyword。
You’veneverhadachancehere,butthat’sallgoingtochange。
Bygracious!I’llgiveyoualiftthat’llmakeyourhaircurl!"
ATTHESHRINEOFST。WAGNER
Bayreuth,Aug。2d,1891
ItwasatNurembergthatwestrucktheinundationofmusic
madstrangersthatwasrollingdownuponBayreuth。Ithadbeenlongsincewehadseensuchmultitudesofexcitedandstrugglingpeople。IttookagoodhalfhourtopackthemandpairthemintothetrainanditwasthelongesttrainwehaveyetseeninEurope。Nuremberghadbeenwitnessingthissortofexperienceacoupleoftimesadayforabouttwoweeks。Itgivesoneanimpressivesenseofthemagnitudeofthisbiennialpilgrimage。
Forapilgrimageiswhatitis。ThedevoteescomefromtheveryendsoftheearthtoworshiptheirprophetinhisownKaabainhisownMecca。
IfyouarelivinginNewYorkorSanFranciscoorChicagooranywhereelseinAmerica,andyouconclude,bythemiddleofMay,thatyouwouldliketoattendtheBayreuthoperatwomonthsandahalflater,youmustusethecableandgetaboutitimmediatelyoryouwillgetnoseats,andyoumustcableforlodgings,too。
Thenifyouareluckyyouwillgetseatsinthelastrowandlodgingsinthefringeofthetown。Ifyoustoptowriteyouwillgetnothing。TherewereplentyofpeopleinNurembergwhenwepassedthroughwhohadcomeonpilgrimagewithoutfirstsecuringseatsandlodgings。TheyhadfoundneitherinBayreuth;
theyhadwalkedBayreuthstreetsawhileinsorrow,thenhadgonetoNurembergandfoundneitherbedsnorstandingroom,andhadwalkedthosequaintstreetsallnight,waitingforthehotelstoopenandemptytheirguestsintotrains,andsomakeroomforthese,theirdefeatedbrethrenandsistersinthefaith。Theyhadenduredfromthirtytofortyhours’railroadingonthecontinentofEuropewithallwhichthatimpliesofworry,fatigue,andfinancialimpoverishmentandalltheyhadgotandalltheyweretogetforitwashandinessandaccuracyinkickingthemselves,acquiredbypracticeinthebackstreetsofthetwotownswhenotherpeoplewereinbed;forbacktheymustgooverthatunspeakablejourneywiththeirpiousmissionunfulfilled。
Thesehumiliatedoutcastshadthefrowsyandunbrushedandapologeticlookofwetcats,andtheireyeswereglazedwithdrowsiness,theirbodieswereadroopfromcrowntosole,andallkindheartedpeoplerefrainedfromaskingthemiftheyhadbeentoBayreuthandfailedtoconnect,asknowingtheywouldlie。
Wereachedhere(Bayreuth)aboutmidafternoonofarainySaturday。Wewereofthewise,andhadsecuredlodgingsandoperaseatsmonthsinadvance。
Iamnotamusicalcritic,anddidnotcomeheretowriteessaysabouttheoperasanddeliverjudgmentupontheirmerits。
ThelittlechildrenofBayreuthcoulddothatwithafinersympathyandabroaderintelligencethanI。Ionlycaretobringfourorfivepilgrimstotheoperas,pilgrimsabletoappreciatethemandenjoythem。WhatIwriteabouttheperformancetoputinmyoddtimewouldbeofferedtothepublicasmerelyacat’sviewofaking,andnotofdidacticvalue。
Nextday,whichwasSunday,weleftfortheoperahouse
thatistosay,theWagnertemplealittleafterthemiddleoftheafternoon。Thegreatbuildingstandsallbyitself,grandandlonely,onahighgroundoutsidethetown。Wewerewarnedthatifwearrivedafterfouro’clockweshouldbeobligedtopaytwodollarsandahalfextrabywayoffine。Wesavedthat;anditmayberemarkedherethatthisistheonlyopportunitythatEuropeoffersofsavingmoney。Therewasabigcrowdinthegroundsaboutthebuilding,andtheladies’dressestookthesunwithfineeffect。Idonotmeantointimatethattheladieswereinfulldress,forthatwasnotso。Thedresseswerepretty,butneithersexwasineveningdress。
Theinteriorofthebuildingissimpleseverelyso;butthereisnooccasionforcoloranddecoration,sincethepeoplesitinthedark。Theauditoriumhastheshapeofakeystone,withthestageatthenarrowend。Thereisanaisleoneachside,butnoaisleinthebodyofthehouse。Eachrowofseatsextendsinanunbrokencurvefromonesideofthehousetotheother。Therearesevenentrancedoorsoneachsideofthetheaterandfouratthebutt,eighteendoorstoadmitandemit1,650persons。Thenumberoftheparticulardoorbywhichyouaretoenterthehouseorleaveitisprintedonyourticket,andyoucanusenodoorbutthatone。Thus,crowdingandconfusionareimpossible。Notsomanyasahundredpeopleuseanyonedoor。Thisisbetterthanhavingtheusual(anduseless)
elaboratefireproofarrangements。Itisthemodeltheateroftheworld。Itcanbeemptiedwhilethesecondhandofawatchmakesitscircuit。Itwouldbeentirelysafe,evenifitwerebuiltoflucifermatches。
Ifyourseatisnearthecenterofarowandyouenterlateyoumustworkyourwayalongarankofabouttwentyfiveladiesandgentlementogettoit。Yetthiscausesnotrouble,foreverybodystandsupuntilalltheseatsarefull,andthefillingisaccomplishedinaveryfewminutes。Thenallsitdown,andyouhaveasolidmassoffifteenhundredheads,makingasteepcellardoorslantfromtherearofthehousedowntothestage。
Allthelightswereturnedlow,solowthatthecongregationsatinadeepandsolemngloom。Thefunerealrustlingofdressesandthelowbuzzofconversationbegantodieswiftlydown,andpresentlynottheghostofasoundwasleft。Thisprofoundandincreasinglyimpressivestillnessenduredforsometimethebestpreparationformusic,spectacle,orspeechconceivable。Ishouldthinkourshowpeoplewouldhaveinventedorimportedthatsimpleandimpressivedeviceforsecuringandsolidifyingtheattentionofanaudiencelongago;insteadofwhichtherecontinuetothisdaytoopenaperformanceagainstadeadlycompetitionintheformofnoise,confusion,andascatteredinterest。
Finally,outofdarknessanddistanceandmysterysoftrichnotesroseuponthestillness,andfromhisgravethedeadmagicianbegantoweavehisspellsabouthisdisciplesandsteeptheirsoulsinhisenchantments。Therewassomethingstrangelyimpressiveinthefancywhichkeptintrudingitselfthatthecomposerwasconsciousinhisgraveofwhatwasgoingonhere,andthatthesedivinesoulsweretheclothingofthoughtswhichwereatthismomentpassingthroughhisbrain,andnotrecognizedandfamiliaroneswhichhadissuedfromitatsomeformertime。
Theentireoverture,longasitwas,wasplayedtoadarkhousewiththecurtaindown。Itwasexquisite;itwasdelicious。
Butstraightwaythereafter,orcourse,camethesinging,anditdoesseemtomethatnothingcanmakeaWagneroperaabsolutelyperfectandsatisfactorytotheuntutoredbuttoleaveoutthevocalparts。IwishIcouldseeaWagneroperadoneinpantomimeonce。Thenonewouldhavethelovelyorchestrationunvexedtolistentoandbathehisspiritin,andthebewilderingbeautifulscenerytointoxicatehiseyeswith,andthedumbactingcouldn’tmarthesepleasures,becausethereisn’toftenanythingintheWagneroperathatonewouldcallbysuchaviolentnameasacting;asaruleallyouwouldseewouldbeacoupleofsilentpeople,oneofthemstandingstill,theothercatchingflies。OfcourseIdonotreallymeanthathewouldbecatchingflies;I
onlymeanthattheusualoperaticgestureswhichconsistinreachingfirstonehandoutintotheairandthentheothermightsuggestthesportIspeakofiftheoperatorattendedstrictlytobusinessandutterednosound。
Thispresentoperawas"Parsifal。"MadameWagnerdoesnotpermititsrepresentationanywherebutinBayreuth。Thefirstactofthethreeoccupiedtwohours,andIenjoyedthatinspiteofthesinging。
ItrustthatIknowaswellasanybodythatsingingisoneofthemostentrancingandbewitchingandmovingandeloquentofallthevehiclesinventedbymanfortheconveyingoffeeling;
butitseemstomethatthechiefvirtueinsongismelody,air,tune,rhythm,orwhatyoupleasetocallit,andthatwhenthisfeatureisabsentwhatremainsisapicturewiththecolorleftout。Iwasnotabletodetectinthevocalpartsof"Parsifal"
anythingthatmightwithconfidencebecalledrhythmortuneormelody;onepersonperformedatatimeandalongtime,too
ofteninanoble,andalwaysinahightoned,voice;butheonlypulledoutlongnotes,thensomeshortones,thenanotherlongone,thenasharp,quick,peremptorybarkortwoandsoonandsoon;andwhenhewasdoneyousawthattheinformationwhichhehadconveyedhadnotcompensatedforthedisturbance。Notalways,butprettyoften。Iftwoofthemwouldbutputinaduetoccasionallyandblendthevoices;butno,theydon’tdothat。
Thegreatmaster,whoknewsowellhowtomakeahundredinstrumentsrejoiceinunisonandpourouttheirsoulsinmingledandmelodioustidesofdelicioussound,dealsonlyinbarrensoloswhenheputsinthevocalparts。Itmaybethathewasdeep,andonlyaddedthesingingtohisoperasforthesakeofthecontrastitwouldmakewiththemusic。Singing!Itdoesseemthewrongnametoapplytoit。Strictlydescribed,itisapracticingofdifficultandunpleasantintervals,mainly。Anignorantpersongetstiredoflisteningtogymnasticintervalsinthelongrun,nomatterhowpleasanttheymaybe。In"Parsifal"
thereisahermitnamedGurnemanzwhostandsonthestageinonespotandpracticesbythehour,whilefirstoneandthenanothercharacterofthecastendureswhathecanofitandthenretirestodie。
Duringtheeveningtherewasanintermissionofthree
quartersofanhourafterthefirstactandoneanhourlongafterthesecond。Inbothinstancesthetheaterwastotallyemptied。Peoplewhohadpreviouslyengagedtablesintheonesoleeatinghousewereabletoputintheirtimeverysatisfactorily;theotherthousandwenthungry。Theoperawasconcludedattenintheeveningoralittlelater。Whenwereachedhomewehadbeengonemorethansevenhours。Sevenhoursatfivedollarsaticketisalmosttoomuchforthemoney。
WhilebrowsingaboutthefrontyardamongthecrowdbetweentheactsIencounteredtwelveorfifteenfriendsfromdifferentpartsofAmerica,andthoseofthemwhoweremostfamiliarwithWagnersaidthat"Parsifal"seldompleasedatfirst,butthatafteronehadhearditseveraltimesitwasalmostsuretobecomeafavorite。Itseemedimpossible,butitwastrue,forthestatementcamefrompeoplewhosewordwasnottobedoubted。
AndIgatheredsomefurtherinformation。OnthegroundI
foundpartofaGermanmusicalmagazine,andinitaletterwrittenbyUhlicthirtythreeyearsago,inwhichhedefendsthescornedandabusedWagneragainstpeoplelikeme,whofoundfaultwiththecomprehensiveabsenceofwhatourkindregardsassinging。UhlicsaysWagnerdespised"JENEPLAPPERUDEMUSIC,"andtherefore"runs,trills,andSCHNORKELarediscardedbyhim。"I
don’tknowwhataSCHNORKELis,butnowthatIknowithasbeenleftoutoftheseoperasIneverhavemissedsomuchinmylife。
AndUhlicfurthersaysthatWagner’ssongistrue:thatitis"simplyemphasizedintonedspeech。"Thatcertainlydescribesitin"Parsifal"andsomeoftheoperas;andifIunderstandUhlic’selaborateGermanheapologizesforthebeautifulairsin"Tannh:auser。"Verywell;nowthatWagnerandIunderstandeachother,perhapsweshallgetalongbetter,andIshallstopcallingWaggner,ontheAmericanplan,andthereaftercallhimWaggnerasperGermancustom,forIfeelentirelyfriendlynow。
Theminutewegetreconciledtoaperson,howwillingwearetothrowasidelittleneedlesspuctiliosandpronouncehisnameright!
OfcourseIcamehomewonderingwhypeopleshouldcomefromallcornersofAmericatoheartheseoperas,whenwehavelatelyhadaseasonortwooftheminNewYorkwiththesesamesingersintheseveralparts,andpossiblythissameorchestra。I
resolvedtothinkthatoutatallhazards。
TUESDAY。YesterdaytheyplayedtheonlyoperaticfavoriteI
haveeverhadanoperawhichhasalwaysdrivenmemadwithignorantdelightwheneverIhaveheardit"Tannh:auser。"I
hearditfirstwhenIwasayouth;IhearditlastinthelastGermanseasoninNewYork。IwasbusyyesterdayandIdidnotintendtogo,knowingIshouldhaveanother"Tannh:auser"
opportunityinafewdays;butafterfiveo’clockIfoundmyselffreeandwalkedouttotheoperahouseandarrivedaboutthebeginningofthesecondact。Myoperaticketadmittedmetothegroundsinfront,pastthepolicemanandthechain,andIthoughtIwouldtakearestonabenchforanhourandtwoandwaitforthethirdact。
Inamomentorsothefirstbuglesblew,andthemultitudebegantocrumbleapartandmeltintothetheater。Iwillexplainthatthisbuglecallisoneoftheprettyfeatureshere。Yousee,thetheaterisempty,andhundredsoftheaudienceareagoodwayoffinthefeedinghouse;thefirstbuglecallisblownaboutaquarterofanhourbeforetimeforthecurtaintorise。
Thiscompanyofbuglers,inuniform,marchoutwithmilitarystepandsendoutoverthelandscapeafewbarsofthethemeoftheapproachingact,piercingthedistanceswiththegraciousnotes;
thentheymarchtotheotherentranceandrepeat。Presentlytheydothisoveragain。Yesterdayonlyabouttwohundredpeoplewerestillleftinfrontofthehousewhenthesecondcallwasblown;
inanotherhalfminutetheywouldhavebeeninthehouse,butthenathinghappenedwhichdelayedthemtheonlysolitarythinginthisworldwhichcouldbereliedonwithcertaintytoaccomplishit,Isupposeanimperialprincessappearedinthebalconyabovethem。Theystoppeddeadintheirtracksandbegantogazeinastuporofgratitudeandsatisfaction。Theladypresentlysawthatshemustdisappearorthedoorswouldbeclosedupontheseworshipers,soshereturnedtoherbox。Thisdaughterinlawofanemperorwaspretty;shehadakindface;
shewaswithoutairs;sheisknowntobefullofcommonhumansympathies。Therearemanykindsofprincesses,butthiskindisthemostharmfulofall,forwherevertheygotheyreconcilepeopletomonarchyandsetbacktheclockofprogress。Thevaluableprinces,thedesirableprinces,aretheczarsandtheirsort。Bytheirmeredumbpresenceintheworldtheycoverwithderisioneveryargumentthatcanbeinventedinfavorofroyaltybythemostingeniouscasuist。Inhistimethehusbandofthisprincesswasvaluable。Heledadegradedlife,heendeditwithhisownhandincircumstancesandsurroundingsofahideoussort,andwasburiedlikeagod。
Intheoperahousethereisalongloftbackoftheaudience,akindofopengallery,inwhichprincesaredisplayed。
Itissacredtothem;itistheholyofholies。Assoonasthefillingofthehouseisaboutcompletethestandingmultitudeturnandfixtheireyesupontheprincelylayoutandgazemutelyandlonginglyandadoringlyandregretfullylikesinnerslookingintoheaven。Theybecomerapt,unconscious,steepedinworship。
Thereisnospectacleanywherethatismorepatheticthanthis。
Itisworthcrossingmanyoceanstosee。ItissomehownotthesamegazethatpeoplerivetuponaVictorHugo,orNiagara,orthebonesofthemastodon,ortheguillotineoftheRevolution,orthegreatpyramid,ordistantVesuviussmokinginthesky,oranymanlongcelebratedtoyoubyhisgeniusandachievements,orthinglongcelebratedtoyoubythepraisesofbooksandpicturesno,thatgazeisonlythegazeofintensecuriosity,interest,wonder,engagedindrinkingdeliciousdeepdraughtsthattastegoodallthewaydownandappeaseandsatisfythethirstofalifetime。Satisfyitthatistheword。Hugoandthemastodonwillstillhaveadegreeofintenseinterestthereafterwhenencountered,butneveranythingapproachingtheecstasyofthatfirstview。Theinterestofaprinceisdifferent。Itmaybeenvy,itmaybeworship,doubtlessitisamixtureofbothanditdoesnotsatisfyitsthirstwithoneview,orevennoticeablydiminishit。Perhapstheessenceofthethingisthevaluewhichmenattachtoavaluablesomethingwhichhascomebyluckandnotbeenearned。Adollarpickedupintheroadismoresatisfactiontoyouthantheninetyandninewhichyouhadtoworkfor,andmoneywonatfaroorinstockssnugglesintoyourheartinthesameway。Aprincepicksupgrandeur,power,andapermanentholidayandgratissupportbyapureaccident,theaccidentofbirth,andhestandsalwaysbeforethegrievedeyeofpovertyandobscurityamonumentalrepresentativeofluck。Andthensupremestvalueofallhisistheonlyhighfortuneontheearthwhichissecure。Thecommercialmillionairemaybecomeabeggar;theillustriousstatesmancanmakeavitalmistakeandbedroppedandforgotten;theillustriousgeneralcanloseadecisivebattleandwithittheconsiderationofmen;butonceaprincealwaysaprincethatistosay,animitationgod,andneitherhardfortunenoraninfamouscharacternoranaddledbrainnorthespeechofanasscanundeifyhim。Bycommonconsentofallthenationsandalltheagesthemostvaluablethinginthisworldisthehomageofmen,whetherdeservedorundeserved。Itfollowswithoutdoubtorquestion,then,thatthemostdesirablepositionpossibleisthatofaprince。AndI
thinkitalsofollowsthatthesocalledusurpationswithwhichhistoryislitteredarethemostexcusablemisdemeanorswhichmenhavecommitted。Tousurpausurpationthatisallitamountsto,isn’tit?
AprinceisnottouswhatheistoaEuropean,ofcourse。
Wehavenotbeentaughttoregardhimasagod,andsoonegoodlookathimislikelytosonearlyappeaseourcuriosityastomakehimanobjectofnogreaterinterestthenexttime。Wewantafreshone。ButitisnotsowiththeEuropean。Iamquitesureofit。Thesameoldonewillanswer;heneverstales。
EighteenyearsagoIwasinLondonandIcalledatanEnglishman’shouseonableakandfoggyanddismalDecemberafternoontovisithiswifeandmarrieddaughterbyappointment。
Iwaitedhalfanhourandthentheyarrived,frozen。Theyexplainedthattheyhadbeendelayedbyanunlookedforcircumstance:whilepassingintheneighborhoodofMarlboroughHousetheysawacrowdgatheringandweretoldthatthePrinceofWaleswasabouttodriveout,sotheystoppedtogetasightofhim。Theyhadwaitedhalfanhouronthesidewalk,freezingwiththecrowd,butweredisappointedatlastthePrincehadchangedhismind。Isaid,withagooddealofsurprise,"IsitpossiblethatyoutwohavelivedinLondonallyourlivesandhaveneverseenthePrinceofWales?"