Y。M。Goon。Illustrate。
  O。M。Doyouknowchess?
  Y。M。Ilearneditaweekago。
  O。M。Didyourmindgoonplayingthegameallnightthatfirstnight?
  Y。M。Don’tmentionit!
  O。M。Itwaseagerly,unsatisfiablyinterested;itriotedinthecombinations;youimploredittodropthegameandletyougetsomesleep?
  Y。M。Yes。Itwouldn’tlisten;itplayedrightalong。ItworemeoutandIgotuphaggardandwretchedinthemorning。
  O。M。Atsometimeorotheryouhavebeencaptivatedbyaridiculousrhymejingle?
  Y。M。Indeed,yes!
  "IsawEsaukissingKate,AndshesawIsawEsau;
  IsawEsau,hesawKate,Andshesaw"
  Andsoon。Mymindwentmadwithjoyoverit。ItrepeateditalldayandallnightforaweekinspiteofallIcoulddotostopit,anditseemedtomethatImustsurelygocrazy。
  O。M。Andthenewpopularsong?
  Y。M。Ohyes!"IntheSweeeetByandBy";etc。Yes,thenewpopularsongwiththetakingmelodysingsthroughone’sheaddayandnight,asleepandawake,tilloneisawreck。Thereisnogettingthemindtoletitalone。
  O。M。Yes,asleepaswellasawake。Themindisquiteindependent。Itismaster。Youhavenothingtodowithit。Itissoapartfromyouthatitcanconductitsaffairs,singitssongs,playitschess,weaveitscomplexandingeniouslyconstructeddreams,whileyousleep。Ithasnouseforyourhelp,nouseforyourguidance,andneveruseseither,whetheryoubeasleeporawake。Youhaveimaginedthatyoucouldoriginateathoughtinyourmind,andyouhavesincerelybelievedyoucoulddoit。
  Y。M。Yes,Ihavehadthatidea。
  O。M。Yetyoucan’toriginateadreamthoughtforittoworkout,andgetitaccepted?
  Y。M。No。
  O。M。Andyoucan’tdictateitsprocedureafterithasoriginatedadreamthoughtforitself?
  Y。M。No。Noonecandoit。Doyouthinkthewakingmindandthedreammindarethesamemachine?
  O。M。Thereisargumentforit。Wehavewildandfantasticdaythoughts?Thingsthataredreamlike?
  Y。M。YeslikeMr。Wells’smanwhoinventedadrugthatmadehiminvisible;andliketheArabiantalesoftheThousandNights。
  O。M。Andtherearedreamsthatarerational,simple,consistent,andunfantastic?
  Y。M。Yes。Ihavedreamsthatarelikethat。Dreamsthatarejustlikereallife;dreamsinwhichthereareseveralpersonswithdistinctlydifferentiatedcharactersinventionsofmymindandyetstrangerstome:avulgarperson;arefinedone;
  awiseperson;afool;acruelperson;akindandcompassionateone;aquarrelsomeperson;apeacemaker;oldpersonsandyoung;
  beautifulgirlsandhomelyones。Theytalkincharacter,eachpreserveshisowncharacteristics。Therearevividfights,vividandbitinginsults,vividlovepassages;therearetragediesandcomedies,therearegriefsthatgotoone’sheart,therearesayingsanddoingsthatmakeyoulaugh:indeed,thewholethingisexactlylikereallife。
  O。M。Yourdreamingmindoriginatesthescheme,consistentlyandartisticallydevelopsit,andcarriesthelittledramacreditablythroughallwithouthelporsuggestionfromyou?
  Y。M。Yes。
  O。M。ItisargumentthatitcoulddothelikeawakewithouthelporsuggestionfromyouandIthinkitdoes。Itisargumentthatitisthesameoldmindinbothcases,andneverneedsyourhelp。
  Ithinkthemindispurelyamachine,athoroughlyindependentmachine,anautomaticmachine。HaveyoutriedtheotherexperimentwhichIsuggestedtoyou?
  Y。M。Whichone?
  O。M。Theonewhichwastodeterminehowmuchinfluenceyouhaveoveryourmindifany。
  Y。M。Yes,andgotmoreorlessentertainmentoutofit。I
  didasyouordered:Iplacedtwotextsbeforemyeyesoneadulloneandbarrenofinterest,theotheronefullofinterest,inflamedwithit,whitehotwithit。Icommandedmymindtobusyitselfsolelywiththedullone。
  O。M。Diditobey?
  Y。M。Well,no,itdidn’t。Itbusieditselfwiththeotherone。
  O。M。Didyoutryhardtomakeitobey?
  Y。M。Yes,Ididmyhonestbest。
  O。M。Whatwasthetextwhichitrefusedtobeinterestedinorthinkabout?
  Y。M。Itwasthisquestion:IfAowesBadollarandahalf,andBowesCtwoandthreequarter,andCowesAthirty
  fivecents,andDandAtogetheroweEandBthreesixteenthsofofIdon’tremembertherest,now,butanywayitwaswhollyuninteresting,andIcouldnotforcemymindtosticktoitevenhalfaminuteatatime;itkeptflyingofftotheothertext。
  O。M。Whatwastheothertext?
  Y。M。Itisnomatteraboutthat。
  O。M。Butwhatwasit?
  Y。M。Aphotograph。
  O。M。Yourown?
  Y。M。No。Itwashers。
  O。M。Youreallymadeanhonestgoodtest。Didyoumakeasecondtrial?
  Y。M。Yes。Icommandedmymindtointerestitselfinthemorningpaper’sreportoftheporkmarket,andatthesametimeI
  remindeditofanexperienceofmineofsixteenyearsago。Itrefusedtoconsidertheporkandgaveitswholeblazinginteresttothatancientincident。
  O。M。Whatwastheincident?
  Y。M。Anarmeddesperadoslappedmyfaceinthepresenceoftwentyspectators。ItmakesmewildandmurderouseverytimeI
  thinkofit。
  O。M。Goodtests,both;verygoodtests。Didyoutrymyothersuggestion?
  Y。M。TheonewhichwastoprovetomethatifIwouldleavemymindtoitsowndevicesitwouldfindthingstothinkaboutwithoutanyofmyhelp,andthusconvincemethatitwasamachine,anautomaticmachine,setinmotionbyexteriorinfluences,andasindependentofmeasitcouldbeifitwereinsomeoneelse’sskull。Isthattheone?
  O。M。Yes。
  Y。M。Itriedit。Iwasshaving。Ihadsleptwell,andmymindwasverylively,evengayandfrisky。Itwasrevelinginafantasticandjoyfulepisodeofmyremoteboyhoodwhichhadsuddenlyflashedupinmymemorymovedtothisbythespectacleofayellowcatpickingitswaycarefullyalongthetopofthegardenwall。Thecolorofthiscatbroughtthebygonecatbeforeme,andIsawherwalkingalongthesidestepofthepulpit;sawherwalkontoalargesheetofstickyflypaperandgetallherfeetinvolved;sawherstruggleandfalldown,helplessanddissatisfied,moreandmoreurgent,moreandmoreunreconciled,moreandmoremutelyprofane;sawthesilentcongregationquiveringlikejelly,andthetearsrunningdowntheirfaces。I
  sawitall。ThesightofthetearswhiskedmymindtoafardistantandasaddersceneinTerradelFuegoandwithDarwin’seyesIsawanakedgreatsavagehurlhislittleboyagainsttherocksforatriflingfault;sawthepoormothergatherupherdyingchildandhugittoherbreastandweep,utteringnoword。
  Didmymindstoptomournwiththatnudeblacksisterofmine?
  Noitwasfarawayfromthatsceneinaninstant,andwasbusyingitselfwithaneverrecurringanddisagreeabledreamofmine。InthisdreamIalwaysfindmyself,strippedtomyshirt,cringinganddodgingaboutinthemidstofagreatdrawingroomthrongoffinelydressedladiesandgentlemen,andwonderinghowIgotthere。Andsoonandsoon,pictureafterpicture,incidentafterincident,adriftingpanoramaofeverchanging,everdissolvingviewsmanufacturedbymymindwithoutanyhelpfrommewhy,itwouldtakemetwohourstomerelynamethemultitudeofthingsmymindtalliedoffandphotographedinfifteenminutes,letalonedescribethemtoyou。
  O。M。Aman’smind,leftfree,hasnouseforhishelp。Butthereisonewaywherebyhecangetitshelpwhenhedesiresit。
  Y。M。Whatisthatway?
  O。M。Whenyourmindisracingalongfromsubjecttosubjectandstrikesaninspiringone,openyourmouthandbegintalkinguponthatmatterortakeyourpenandusethat。Itwillinterestyourmindandconcentrateit,anditwillpursuethesubjectwithsatisfaction。Itwilltakefullcharge,andfurnishthewordsitself。
  Y。M。Butdon’tItellitwhattosay?
  O。M。Therearecertainlyoccasionswhenyouhaven’ttime。
  Thewordsleapoutbeforeyouknowwhatiscoming。
  Y。M。Forinstance?
  O。M。Well,takea"flashofwit"repartee。Flashistherightword。Itisoutinstantly。Thereisnotimetoarrangethewords。Thereisnothinking,noreflecting。Wherethereisawitmechanismitisautomaticinitsactionandneedsnohelp。
  Wherethewhitmechanismislacking,noamountofstudyandreflectioncanmanufacturetheproduct。
  Y。M。Youreallythinkamanoriginatesnothing,createsnothing。
  TheThinkingProcessO。M。Ido。Menperceive,andtheirbrainmachinesautomaticallycombinethethingsperceived。Thatisall。
  Y。M。Thesteamengine?
  O。M。Ittakesfiftymenahundredyearstoinventit。Onemeaningofinventisdiscover。Iusethewordinthatsense。
  Littlebylittletheydiscoverandapplythemultitudeofdetailsthatgotomaketheperfectengine。Wattnoticedthatconfinedsteamwasstrongenoughtoliftthelidoftheteapot。Hedidn’tcreatetheidea,hemerelydiscoveredthefact;thecathadnoticeditahundredtimes。Fromtheteapotheevolvedthecylinderfromthedisplacedlidheevolvedthepistonrod。Toattachsomethingtothepistonrodtobemovedbyit,wasasimplemattercrankandwheel。Andsotherewasaworkingengine。[1]
  Onebyone,improvementswerediscoveredbymenwhousedtheireyes,nottheircreatingpowersfortheyhadn’tanyandnow,afterahundredyearsthepatientcontributionsoffiftyorahundredobserversstandcompactedinthewonderfulmachinewhichdrivestheoceanliner。
  Y。M。AShakespeareanplay?
  O。M。Theprocessisthesame。Thefirstactorwasasavage。Hereproducedinhistheatricalwardances,scalp
  dances,andsoon,incidentswhichhehadseeninreallife。A
  moreadvancedcivilizationproducedmoreincidents,moreepisodes;theactorandthestorytellerborrowedthem。Andsothedramagrew,littlebylittle,stagebystage。Itismadeupofthefactsoflife,notcreations。IttookcenturiestodeveloptheGreekdrama。Itborrowedfromprecedingages;itlenttotheagesthatcameafter。Menobserveandcombine,thatisall。Sodoesarat。
  Y。M。How?
  O。M。Heobservesasmell,heinfersacheese,heseeksandfinds。Theastronomerobservesthisandthat;addshisthisandthattothethisandthatsofahundredpredecessors,infersaninvisibleplanet,seeksitandfindsit。Theratgetsintoatrap;getsoutwithtrouble;infersthatcheeseintrapslacksvalue,andmeddleswiththattrapnomore。Theastronomerisveryproudofhisachievement,theratisproudofhis。Yetbotharemachines;theyhavedonemachinework,theyhaveoriginatednothing,theyhavenorighttobevain;thewholecreditbelongstotheirMaker。Theyareentitledtonohonors,nopraises,nomonumentswhentheydie,noremembrance。Oneisacomplexandelaboratemachine,theotherasimpleandlimitedmachine,buttheyarealikeinprinciple,function,andprocess,andneitherofthemworksotherwisethanautomatically,andneitherofthemmayrighteouslyclaimaPERSONALsuperiorityorapersonaldignityabovetheother。
  Y。M。Inearnedpersonaldignity,then,andinpersonalmeritforwhathedoes,itfollowsofnecessitythatheisonthesamelevelasarat?
  O。M。Hisbrothertherat;yes,thatishowitseemstome。
  Neitherofthembeingentitledtoanypersonalmeritforwhathedoes,itfollowsofnecessitythatneitherofthemhasarighttoarrogatetohimself(personallycreated)superioritiesoverhisbrother。
  Y。M。Areyoudeterminedtogoonbelievingintheseinsanities?Wouldyougoonbelievingintheminthefaceofableargumentsbackedbycollatedfactsandinstances?
  O。M。Ihavebeenahumble,earnest,andsincereTruthSeeker。
  Y。M。Verywell?
  O。M。Thehumble,earnest,andsincereTruthSeekerisalwaysconvertiblebysuchmeans。
  Y。M。IamthankfultoGodtohearyousaythis,fornowI
  knowthatyourconversion
  O。M。Wait。Youmisunderstand。IsaidIhaveBEENaTruthSeeker。
  Y。M。Well?
  O。M。Iamnotthatnow。Haveyourforgotten?ItoldyouthattherearenonebuttemporaryTruthSeekers;thatapermanentoneisahumanimpossibility;thatassoonastheSeekerfindswhatheisthoroughlyconvincedistheTruth,heseeksnofurther,butgivestherestofhisdaystohuntingjunktopatchitandcaulkitandpropitwith,andmakeitweatherproofandkeepitfromcavinginonhim。HencethePresbyterianremainsaPresbyterian,theMohammedanaMohammedan,theSpiritualistaSpiritualist,theDemocrataDemocrat,theRepublicanaRepublican,theMonarchistaMonarchist;andifahumble,earnest,andsincereSeekerafterTruthshouldfinditinthepropositionthatthemoonismadeofgreencheesenothingcouldeverbudgehimfromthatposition;forheisnothingbutanautomaticmachine,andmustobeythelawsofhisconstruction。
  Y。M。Afterso
  O。M。HavingfoundtheTruth;perceivingthatbeyondquestionmanhasbutonemovingimpulsethecontentingofhisownspirit
  andismerelyamachineandentitledtonopersonalmeritforanythinghedoes,itisnothumanlypossibleformetoseekfurther。
  Therestofmydayswillbespentinpatchingandpaintingandputtyingandcaulkingmypricelesspossessionandinlookingtheotherwaywhenanimploringargumentoradamagingfactapproaches。
  1。TheMarquessofWorcesterhaddoneallofthismorethanacenturyearlier。
  VI
  InstinctandThoughtYoungMan。Itisodious。Thosedrunkentheoriesofyours,advancedawhileagoconcerningtheratandallthatstripManbareofallhisdignities,grandeurs,sublimities。
  OldMan。Hehasn’tanytostriptheyareshams,stolenclothes。HeclaimscreditswhichbelongsolelytohisMaker。
  Y。M。Butyouhavenorighttoputhimonalevelwitharat。
  O。M。Idon’tmorally。Thatwouldnotbefairtotherat。
  Theratiswellabovehim,there。
  Y。M。Areyoujoking?
  O。M。No,Iamnot。
  Y。M。Thenwhatdoyoumean?
  O。M。ThatcomesundertheheadoftheMoralSense。Itisalargequestion。Letusfinishwithwhatweareaboutnow,beforewetakeitup。
  Y。M。Verywell。YouhaveseemedtoconcedethatyouplaceManandtheratonAlevel。Whatisit?Theintellectual?
  O。M。Informnotadegree。
  Y。M。Explain。
  O。M。Ithinkthattherat’smindandtheman’smindarethesamemachine,butofunequalcapacitieslikeyoursandEdison’s;
  liketheAfricanpygmy’sandHomer’s;liketheBushman’sandBismarck’s。
  Y。M。Howareyougoingtomakethatout,whentheloweranimalshavenomentalqualitybutinstinct,whilemanpossessesreason?
  O。M。Whatisinstinct?
  Y。M。Itismerelyunthinkingandmechanicalexerciseofinheritedhabit。
  O。M。Whatoriginatedthehabit?
  Y。M。Thefirstanimalstartedit,itsdescendantshaveinheritedit。
  O。M。Howdidthefirstonecometostartit?
  Y。M。Idon’tknow;butitdidn’tTHINKitout。
  O。M。Howdoyouknowitdidn’t?
  Y。M。WellIhavearighttosupposeitdidn’t,anyway。
  O。M。Idon’tbelieveyouhave。Whatisthought?
  Y。M。Iknowwhatyoucallit:themechanicalandautomaticputtingtogetherofimpressionsreceivedfromoutside,anddrawinganinferencefromthem。
  O。M。Verygood。Nowmyideaofthemeaninglessterm"instinct"is,thatitismerelyPETRIFIEDTHOUGHT;solidifiedandmadeinanimatebyhabit;thoughtwhichwasoncealiveandawake,butitbecomeunconsciouswalksinitssleep,sotospeak。
  Y。M。Illustrateit。
  O。M。Takeaherdofcows,feedinginapasture。Theirheadsareallturnedinonedirection。Theydothatinstinctively;theygainnothingbyit,theyhavenoreasonforit,theydon’tknowwhytheydoit。Itisaninheritedhabitwhichwasoriginallythoughtthatistosay,observationofanexteriorfact,andavaluableinferencedrawnfromthatobservationandconfirmedbyexperience。Theoriginalwildoxnoticedthatwiththewindinhisfavorhecouldsmellhisenemyintimetoescape;thenheinferredthatitwasworthwhiletokeephisnosetothewind。Thatistheprocesswhichmancallsreasoning。Man’sthoughtmachineworksjustliketheotheranimals’,butitisabetteroneandmoreEdisonian。Man,intheox’splace,wouldgofurther,reasonwider:hewouldfacepartoftheherdtheotherwayandprotectbothfrontandrear。
  Y。M。Didyoustaytheterminstinctismeaningless?
  O。M。Ithinkitisabastardword。Ithinkitconfusesus;
  forasaruleitappliesitselftohabitsandimpulseswhichhadafarofforigininthought,andnowandthenbreakstheruleandappliesitselftohabitswhichcanhardlyclaimathoughtorigin。
  Y。M。Giveaninstance。
  O。M。Well,inputtingontrousersamanalwaysinsertsthesameoldlegfirstnevertheotherone。Thereisnoadvantageinthat,andnosenseinit。Allmendoit,yetnomanthoughtitoutandadopteditofsetpurpose,Iimagine。Butitisahabitwhichistransmitted,nodoubt,andwillcontinuetobetransmitted。
  Y。M。Canyouprovethatthehabitexists?
  O。M。Youcanproveit,ifyoudoubt。Ifyouwilltakeamantoaclothingstoreandwatchhimtryonadozenpairsoftrousers,youwillsee。
  Y。M。Thecowillustrationisnot
  O。M。Sufficienttoshowthatadumbanimal’smentalmachineisjustthesameasaman’sanditsreasoningprocessesthesame?
  Iwillillustratefurther。IfyoushouldhandMr。Edisonaboxwhichyoucausedtoflyopenbysomeconcealeddevicehewouldinferaspring,andwouldhuntforitandfindit。Nowanuncleofminehadanoldhorsewhousedtogetintotheclosedlotwherethecorncribwasanddishonestlytakethecorn。Igotthepunishmentmyself,asitwassupposedthatIhadheedlesslyfailedtoinsertthewoodenpinwhichkeptthegateclosed。
  Thesepersistentpunishmentsfatiguedme;theyalsocausedmetoinfertheexistenceofaculprit,somewhere;soIhidmyselfandwatchedthegate。Presentlythehorsecameandpulledthepinoutwithhisteethandwentin。Nobodytaughthimthat;hehadobservedthenthoughtitoutforhimself。HisprocessdidnotdifferfromEdison’s;heputthisandthattogetheranddrewaninferenceandthepeg,too;butImadehimsweatforit。
  Y。M。Ithassomethingoftheseemingofthoughtaboutit。
  Stillitisnotveryelaborate。Enlarge。
  O。M。SupposeMr。Edisonhasbeenenjoyingsomeone’shospitalities。Hecomesagainbyandby,andthehouseisvacant。Heinfersthathishosthasmoved。Awhileafterward,inanothertown,heseesthemanenterahouse;heinfersthatthatisthenewhome,andfollowstoinquire。Here,now,istheexperienceofagull,asrelatedbyanaturalist。ThesceneisaScotchfishingvillagewherethegullswerekindlytreated。Thisparticulargullvisitedacottage;wasfed;camenextdayandwasfedagain;cameintothehouse,nexttime,andatewiththefamily;keptondoingthisalmostdaily,thereafter。But,oncethegullwasawayonajourneyforafewdays,andwhenitreturnedthehousewasvacant。Itsfriendshadremovedtoavillagethreemilesdistant。Severalmonthslateritsawtheheadofthefamilyonthestreetthere,followedhimhome,enteredthehousewithoutexcuseorapology,andbecameadailyguestagain。Gullsdonotrankhighmentally,butthisonehadmemoryandthereasoningfaculty,yousee,andappliedthemEdisonially。
  Y。M。YetitwasnotanEdisonandcouldn’tbedevelopedintoone。
  O。M。Perhapsnot。Couldyou?
  Y。M。Thatisneitherherenorthere。Goon。
  O。M。IfEdisonwereintroubleandastrangerhelpedhimoutofitandnextdayhegotintothesamedifficultyagain,hewouldinferthewisethingtodoincaseheknewthestranger’saddress。Hereisacaseofabirdandastrangerasrelatedbyanaturalist。AnEnglishmansawabirdflyingaroundabouthisdog’shead,downinthegrounds,andutteringcriesofdistress。
  Hewenttheretoseeaboutit。Thedoghadayoungbirdinhismouthunhurt。Thegentlemanrescueditandputitonabushandbroughtthedogaway。Earlythenextmorningthemotherbirdcameforthegentleman,whowassittingonhisveranda,andbyitsmaneuverspersuadedhimtofollowittoadistantpartofthegroundsflyingalittlewayinfrontofhimandwaitingforhimtocatchup,andsoon;andkeepingtothewindingpath,too,insteadofflyingthenearwayacrosslots。Thedistancecoveredwasfourhundredyards。Thesamedogwastheculprit;hehadtheyoungbirdagain,andoncemorehehadtogiveitup。Nowthemotherbirdhadreasoneditallout:sincethestrangerhadhelpedheronce,sheinferredthathewoulddoitagain;sheknewwheretofindhim,andshewentuponhererrandwithconfidence。
  HermentalprocesseswerewhatEdison’swouldhavebeen。SheputthisandthattogetherandthatisallthatthoughtISandoutofthembuiltherlogicalarrangementofinferences。Edisoncouldn’thavedoneitanybetterhimself。
  Y。M。Doyoubelievethatmanyofthedumbanimalscanthink?
  O。M。Yestheelephant,themonkey,thehorse,thedog,theparrot,themacaw,themockingbird,andmanyothers。Theelephantwhosematefellintoapit,andwhodumpeddirtandrubbishintothepittillbottomwasraisedhighenoughtoenablethecaptivetostepout,wasequippedwiththereasoningquality。
  Iconceivethatallanimalsthatcanlearnthingsthroughteachinganddrillinghavetoknowhowtoobserve,andputthisandthattogetheranddrawaninferencetheprocessofthinking。
  Couldyouteachanidiotofmanualsofarms,andtoadvance,retreat,andgothroughcomplexfieldmaneuversatthewordofcommand?
  Y。M。Notifhewereathoroughidiot。
  O。M。Well,canarybirdscanlearnallthat;dogsandelephantslearnallsortsofwonderfulthings。Theymustsurelybeabletonotice,andtoputthingstogether,andsaytothemselves,"Igettheidea,now:whenIdosoandso,asperorder,Iampraisedandfed;whenIdodifferentlyIampunished。"
  FleascanbetaughtnearlyanythingthataCongressmancan。
  Y。M。Granting,then,thatdumbanimalsareabletothinkuponalowplane,isthereanythatcanthinkuponahighone?
  Isthereonethatiswelluptowardman?
  O。M。Yes。Asathinkerandplannertheantistheequalofanysavageraceofmen;asaselfeducatedspecialistinseveralartssheisthesuperiorofanysavageraceofmen;andinoneortwohighmentalqualitiessheisabovethereachofanyman,savageorcivilized!
  Y。M。Oh,come!youareabolishingtheintellectualfrontierwhichseparatesmanandbeast。
  O。M。Ibegyourpardon。Onecannotabolishwhatdoesnotexist。
  Y。M。Youarenotinearnest,Ihope。Youcannotmeantoseriouslysaythereisnosuchfrontier。
  O。M。Idosayitseriously。Theinstancesofthehorse,thegull,themotherbird,andtheelephantshowthatthosecreaturesputtheirthis’sandthatstogetherjustasEdisonwouldhavedoneitanddrewthesameinferencesthathewouldhavedrawn。
  Theirmentalmachinerywasjustlikehis,alsoitsmannerofworking。TheirequipmentwasasinferiortotheStrasburgclock,butthatistheonlydifferencethereisnofrontier。
  Y。M。Itlooksexasperatinglytrue;andisdistinctlyoffensive。Itelevatesthedumbbeaststoto
  O。M。Letusdropthatlyingphrase,andcallthemtheUnrevealedCreatures;sofaraswecanknow,thereisnosuchthingasadumbbeast。
  Y。M。Onwhatgroundsdoyoumakethatassertion?
  O。M。Onquitesimpleones。"Dumb"beastsuggestsananimalthathasnothoughtmachinery,nounderstanding,nospeech,nowayofcommunicatingwhatisinitsmind。WeknowthatahenHAS
  speech。Wecannotunderstandeverythingshesays,butweeasilylearntwoorthreeofherphrases。Weknowwhensheissaying,"Ihavelaidanegg";weknowwhensheissayingtothechicks,"Runhere,dears,I’vefoundaworm";weknowwhatsheissayingwhenshevoicesawarning:"Quick!hurry!gatheryourselvesundermamma,there’sahawkcoming!"Weunderstandthecatwhenshestretchesherselfout,purringwithaffectionandcontentmentandliftsupasoftvoiceandsays,"Come,kitties,supper’sready";weunderstandherwhenshegoesmourningaboutandsays,"Wherecantheybe?Theyarelost。Won’tyouhelpmehuntforthem?"andweunderstandthedisreputableTomwhenhechallengesatmidnightfromhisshed,"Youcomeoverhere,youproductofimmoralcommerce,andI’llmakeyourfurfly!"Weunderstandafewofadog’sphrasesandwelearntounderstandafewoftheremarksandgesturesofanybirdorotheranimalthatwedomesticateandobserve。Theclearnessandexactnessofthefewofthehen’sspeecheswhichweunderstandisargumentthatshecancommunicatetoherkindahundredthingswhichwecannotcomprehendinaword,thatshecanconverse。AndthisargumentisalsoapplicableinthecaseofothersofthegreatarmyoftheUnrevealed。Itisjustlikeman’svanityandimpertinencetocallananimaldumbbecauseitisdumbtohisdullperceptions。
  Nowastotheant
  Y。M。Yes,gobacktotheant,thecreaturethatasyouseemtothinksweepsawaythelastvestigeofanintellectualfrontierbetweenmanandtheUnrevealed。
  O。M。Thatiswhatshesurelydoes。InallhishistorytheaboriginalAustralianneverthoughtoutahouseforhimselfandbuiltit。Theantisanamazingarchitect。Sheisaweelittlecreature,butshebuildsastrongandenduringhouseeightfeethighahousewhichisaslargeinproportiontohersizeasisthelargestcapitolorcathedralintheworldcomparedtoman’ssize。Nosavageracehasproducedarchitectswhocouldapproachtheairingeniusorculture。Nocivilizedracehasproducedarchitectswhocouldplanahousebetterfortheusesproposedthancanhers。Herhousecontainsathroneroom;nurseriesforheryoung;granaries;apartmentsforhersoldiers,herworkers,etc。;andtheyandthemultifarioushallsandcorridorswhichcommunicatewiththemarearrangedanddistributedwithaneducatedandexperiencedeyeforconvenienceandadaptability。
  Y。M。Thatcouldbemereinstinct。
  O。M。Itwouldelevatethesavageifhehadit。Butletuslookfurtherbeforewedecide。Theanthassoldiersbattalions,regiments,armies;andtheyhavetheirappointedcaptainsandgenerals,wholeadthemtobattle。
  Y。M。Thatcouldbeinstinct,too。
  O。M。Wewilllookstillfurther。Theanthasasystemofgovernment;itiswellplanned,elaborate,andiswellcarriedon。
  Y。M。Instinctagain。
  O。M。Shehascrowdsofslaves,andisahardandunjustemployerofforcedlabor。
  Y。M。Instinct。
  O。M。Shehascows,andmilksthem。
  Y。M。Instinct,ofcourse。
  O。M。InTexasshelaysoutafarmtwelvefeetsquare,plantsit,weedsit,cultivatesit,gathersthecropandstoresitaway。
  Y。M。Instinct,allthesame。
  O。M。Theantdiscriminatesbetweenfriendandstranger。
  SirJohnLubbocktookantsfromtwodifferentnests,madethemdrunkwithwhiskeyandlaidthem,unconscious,byoneofthenests,nearsomewater。Antsfromthenestcameandexaminedanddiscussedthesedisgracedcreatures,thencarriedtheirfriendshomeandthrewthestrangersoverboard。SirJohnrepeatedtheexperimentanumberoftimes。Foratimethesoberantsdidastheyhaddoneatfirstcarriedtheirfriendshomeandthrewthestrangersoverboard。Butfinallytheylostpatience,seeingthattheirreformatoryeffortswentfornothing,andthrewbothfriendsandstrangersoverboard。Comeisthisinstinct,orisitthoughtfulandintelligentdiscussionofathingnew
  absolutelynewtotheirexperience;withaverdictarrivedat,sentencepassed,andjudgmentexecuted?Isitinstinct?thoughtpetrifiedbyagesofhabitorisn’titbrandnewthought,inspiredbythenewoccasion,thenewcircumstances?
  Y。M。Ihavetoconcedeit。Itwasnotaresultofhabit;
  ithasallthelookofreflection,thought,puttingthisandthattogether,asyouphraseit。Ibelieveitwasthought。
  O。M。Iwillgiveyouanotherinstanceofthought。Franklinhadacupofsugaronatableinhisroom。Theantsgotatit。
  Hetriedseveralpreventives;andantsrosesuperiortothem。
  Finallyhecontrivedonewhichshutoffaccessprobablysetthetable’slegsinpansofwater,ordrewacircleoftararoundthecup,Idon’tremember。Atanyrate,hewatchedtoseewhattheywoulddo。Theytriedvariousschemesfailures,everyone。Theantswerebadlypuzzled。Finallytheyheldaconsultation,discussedtheproblem,arrivedatadecisionandthistimetheybeatthatgreatphilosopher。Theyformedinprocession,crossthefloor,climbedthewall,marchedacrosstheceilingtoapointjustoverthecup,thenonebyonetheyletgoandfelldownintoit!Wasthatinstinctthoughtpetrifiedbyagesofinheritedhabit?
  Y。M。No,Idon’tbelieveitwas。Ibelieveitwasanewlyreasonedschemetomeetanewemergency。