TheLifeofJohnsonisassuredlyagreat,averygreatwork。
  Homerisnotmoredecidedlythefirstofheroicpoets,Shakspeareisnotmoredecidedlythefirstofdramatists,Demosthenesisnotmoredecidedlythefirstoforators,thanBoswellisthefirstofbiographers。Hehasnosecond。Hehasdistancedallhiscompetitorssodecidedlythatitisnotworthwhiletoplacethem。Eclipseisfirst,andtherestnowhere。
  Wearenotsurethatthereisinthewholehistoryofthehumanintellectsostrangeaphaenomenonasthisbook。Manyofthegreatestmenthateverlivedhavewrittenbiography。Boswellwasoneofthesmallestmenthateverlived,andhehasbeatenthemall。Hewas,ifwearetogiveanycredittohisownaccountortotheunitedtestimonyofallwhoknewhim,amanofthemeanestandfeeblestintellect。JohnsondescribedhimasafellowwhohadmissedhisonlychanceofimmortalitybynothavingbeenalivewhentheDunciadwaswritten。Beauclerkusedhisnameasaproverbialexpressionforabore。Hewasthelaughing—stockofthewholeofthatbrilliantsocietywhichhasowedtohimthegreaterpartofitsfame。Hewasalwayslayinghimselfatthefeetofsomeeminentman,andbeggingtobespituponandtrampledupon。Hewasalwaysearningsomeridiculousnickname,andthen"bindingitasacrownuntohim,"notmerelyinmetaphor,butliterally。Heexhibitedhimself,attheShakspeareJubilee,toallthecrowdwhichfilledStratford—on—Avon,withaplacardroundhishatbearingtheinscriptionofCorsicaBoswell。
  InhisTour,heproclaimedtoalltheworldthatatEdinburghhewasknownbytheappellationofPaoliBoswell。Servileandimpertinent,shallowandpedantic,abigotandasot,bloatedwithfamilypride,andeternallyblusteringaboutthedignityofaborngentleman,yetstoopingtobeatalebearer,aneavesdropper,acommonbuttinthetavernsofLondon,socurioustoknoweverybodywhowastalkedabout,that,ToryandHighChurchmanashewas,hemanoeuvred,wehavebeentold,foranintroductiontoTomPaine,sovainofthemostchildishdistinctions,thatwhenhehadbeentoCourt,hedrovetotheofficewherehisbookwasprintingwithoutchanginghisclothes,andsummonedalltheprinter’sdevilstoadmirehisnewrufflesandsword;suchwasthisman,andsuchhewascontentandproudtobe。Everythingwhichanothermanwouldhavehidden,everythingthepublicationofwhichwouldhavemadeanothermanhanghimself,wasmatterofgayandclamorousexultationtohisweakanddiseasedmind。Whatsillythingshesaid,whatbitterretortsheprovoked,howatoneplacehewastroubledwithevilpresentimentswhichcametonothing,howatanotherplace,onwakingfromadrunkendoze,hereadtheprayer—bookandtookahairofthedogthathadbittenhim,howhewenttoseemenhangedandcameawaymaudlin,howheaddedfivehundredpoundstothefortuneofoneofhisbabiesbecauseshewasnotscaredatJohnson’suglyface,howwasfrightenedoutofhiswitsatsea,andhowthesailorsquietedhimastheywouldhavequietedachild,howtipsyhewasatLadyCork’soneeveningandhowmuchhismerrimentannoyedtheladies,howimpertinenthewastotheDuchessofArgyllandwithwhatstatelycontemptsheputdownhisimpertinence,howColonelMacleodsneeredtohisfaceathisimpudentobtrusiveness,howhisfatherandtheverywifeofhisbosomlaughedandfrettedathisfooleries;allthesethingsheproclaimedtoalltheworld,asiftheyhadbeensubjectsforprideandostentatiousrejoicing。Allthecapricesofhistemper,alltheillusionsofhisvanity,allhishypochondriacwhimsies,allhiscastlesintheair,hedisplayedwithacoolself—
  complacency,aperfectunconsciousnessthathewasmakingafoolofhimself,towhichitisimpossibletofindaparallelinthewholehistoryofmankind。Hehasusedmanypeopleill;butassuredlyhehasusednobodysoillashimself。
  Thatsuchamanshouldhavewrittenoneofthebestbooksintheworldisstrangeenough。Butthisisnotall。Manypersonswhohaveconductedthemselvesfoolishlyinactivelife,andwhoseconversationhasindicatednosuperiorpowersofmind,haveleftusvaluableworks。Goldsmithwasveryjustlydescribedbyoneofhiscontemporariesasaninspiredidiot,andbyanotherasabeing"Whowrotelikeanangel,andtalkedlikepoorPoll。"
  LaFontainewasinsocietyameresimpleton。HisblunderswouldnotcomeinamissamongthestoriesofHierocles。Butthesemenattainedliteraryeminenceinspiteoftheirweaknesses。Boswellattaineditbyreasonofhisweaknesses。Ifhehadnotbeenagreatfool,hewouldneverhavebeenagreatwriter。Withoutallthequalitieswhichmadehimthejestandthetormentofthoseamongwhomhelived,withouttheofficiousness,theinquisitiveness,theeffrontery,thetoad—eating,theinsensibilitytoallreproof,henevercouldhaveproducedsoexcellentabook。Hewasaslave,proudofhisservitude,aPaulPry,convincedthathisowncuriosityandgarrulitywerevirtues,anunsafecompanionwhoneverscrupledtorepaythemostliberalhospitalitybythebasestviolationofconfidence,amanwithoutdelicacy,withoutshame,withoutsenseenoughtoknowwhenhewashurtingthefeelingsofothersorwhenhewasexposinghimselftoderision;andbecausehewasallthis,hehas,inanimportantdepartmentofliterature,immeasurablysurpassedsuchwritersasTacitus,Clarendon,Alfieri,andhisownidolJohnson。
  Ofthetalentswhichordinarilyraisementoeminenceaswriters,Boswellhadabsolutelynone。Thereisnotinallhisbooksasingleremarkofhisownonliterature,politics,religion,orsociety,whichisnoteithercommonplaceorabsurd。Hisdissertationsonhereditarygentility,ontheslave—trade,andontheentailingoflandedestates,mayserveasexamples。Tosaythatthesepassagesaresophisticalwouldbetopaythemanextravagantcompliment。Theyhavenopretencetoargument,oreventomeaning。Hehasreportedinnumerableobservationsmadebyhimselfinthecourseofconversation。Ofthoseobservationswedonotrememberonewhichisabovetheintellectualcapacityofaboyoffifteen。Hehasprintedmanyofhisownletters,andintheselettersheisalwaysrantingortwaddling。Logic,eloquence,wit,taste,allthosethingswhicharegenerallyconsideredasmakingabookvaluable,wereutterlywantingtohim。Hehad,indeed,aquickobservationandaretentivememory。
  Thesequalities,ifhehadbeenamanofsenseandvirtuewouldscarcelyofthemselveshavesufficedtomakehimconspicuous;butbecausehewasadunce,aparasite,andacoxcomb,theyhavemadehimimmortal。
  Thosepartsofhisbookwhich,consideredabstractedly,aremostutterlyworthless,aredelightfulwhenwereadthemasillustrationsofthecharacterofthewriter。Badinthemselves,theyaregooddramatically,likethenonsenseofjusticeShallow,theclippedEnglishofDr。Caius,orthemisplacedconsonantsofFluellen。Ofallconfessors,Boswellisthemostcandid。Othermenwhohavepretendedtolayopentheirownhearts,Rousseau,forexample,andLordByron,haveevidentlywrittenwithaconstantviewtoeffect,andaretobethenmostdistrustedwhentheyseemtobemostsincere。Thereisscarcelyanymanwhowouldnotratheraccusehimselfofgreatcrimesandofdarkandtempestuouspassionsthanproclaimallhislittlevanitiesandwildfancies。ItwouldbeeasiertofindapersonwhowouldavowactionslikethoseofCaesarBorgia,orDanton,thanonewhowouldpublishadaydreamlikethoseofAlnascharandMalvolio。
  Thoseweaknesseswhichmostmenkeepcoveredupinthemostsecretplacesofthemind,nottobedisclosedtotheeyeoffriendshiporoflove,werepreciselytheweaknesseswhichBoswellparadedbeforealltheworld。Hewasperfectlyfrank,becausetheweaknessofhisunderstandingandthetumultofhisspiritspreventedhimfromknowingwhenhemadehimselfridiculous。HisbookresemblesnothingsomuchastheconversationoftheinmatesofthePalaceofTruth。
  Hisfameisgreat;anditwill,wehavenodoubt,belasting;butitisfameofapeculiarkind,andindeedmarvellouslyresemblesinfamy。Weremembernoothercaseinwhichtheworldhasmadesogreatadistinctionbetweenabookanditsauthor。Ingeneral,thebookandtheauthorareconsideredasone。Toadmirethebookistoadmiretheauthor。ThecaseofBoswellisanexception,wethinktheonlyexception,tothisrule。Hisworkisuniversallyallowedtobeinteresting,instructive,eminentlyoriginal:yetithasbroughthimnothingbutcontempt。Alltheworldreadsit,alltheworlddelightsinit:yetwedonotrememberevertohavereadorevertohaveheardanyexpressionofrespectandadmirationforthemantowhomweowesomuchinstructionandamusement。Whileeditionaftereditionofhisbookwascomingforth,hisson,asMr。Crokertellsus,wasashamedofit,andhatedtohearitmentioned。Thisfeelingwasnaturalandreasonable。SirAlexandersawthatinproportiontothecelebrityofthework,wasthedegradationoftheauthor。Theveryeditorsofthisunfortunategentleman’sbookshaveforgottentheirallegiance,and,likethosePuritancasuistswhotookarmsbytheauthorityofthekingagainsthisperson,haveattackedthewriterwhiledoinghomagetothewritings。Mr。Croker,forexample,haspublishedtwothousandfivehundrednotesonthelifeofJohnson,andyetscarcelyevermentionsthebiographer,whoseperformancehehastakensuchpainstoillustrate,withoutsomeexpressionofcontempt。
  Anill—naturedmanBoswellcertainlywasnot。Yetthemalignityofthemostmalignantsatiristcouldscarcelycutdeeperthanhisthoughtlessloquacity。Havinghimselfnosensibilitytoderisionandcontempt,hetookitforgrantedthatallotherswereequallycallous。Hewasnotashamedtoexhibithimselftothewholeworldasacommonspy,acommontattler,ahumblecompanionwithouttheexcuseofpoverty,andtotellahundredstoriesofhisownpertnessandfolly,andoftheinsultswhichhispertnessandfollybroughtuponhim。Itwasnaturalthatheshouldshowlittlediscretionincasesinwhichthefeelingsorthehonourofothersmightbeconcerned。Noman,surely,everpublishedsuchstoriesrespectingpersonswhomheprofessedtoloveandrevere。Hewouldinfalliblyhavemadehisheroascontemptibleashehasmadehimself,hadnothisheroreallypossessedsomemoralandintellectualqualitiesofaveryhighorder。ThebestproofthatJohnsonwasreallyanextraordinarymanisthathischaracter,insteadofbeingdegraded,has,onthewhole,beendecidedlyraisedbyaworkinwhichallhisvicesandweaknessesareexposedmoreunsparinglythantheyeverwereexposedbyChurchillorbyKenrick。
  Johnsongrownold,Johnsoninthefulnessofhisfameandintheenjoymentofacompetentfortune,isbetterknowntousthananyothermaninhistory。Everythingabouthim,hiscoat,hiswig,hisfigure,hisface,hisscrofula,hisSt。Vitus’sdance,hisrollingwalk,hisblinkingeye,theoutwardsignswhichtooclearlymarkedhisapprobationofhisdinner,hisinsatiableappetiteforfish—sauceandveal—piewithplums,hisinextinguishablethirstfortea,histrickoftouchingthepostsashewalked,hismysteriouspracticeoftreasuringupscrapsoforange—peel,hismorningslumbers,hismidnightdisputations,hiscontortions,hismutterings,hisgruntings,hispuffings,hisvigorous,acute,andreadyeloquence,hissarcasticwit,hisvehemence,hisinsolence,hisfitsoftempestuousrage,hisqueerinmates,oldMr。LevettandblindMrs。Williams,thecatHodgeandthenegroFrank,allareasfamiliartousastheobjectsbywhichwehavebeensurroundedfromchildhood。
  ButwehavenominuteinformationrespectingthoseyearsofJohnson’slifeduringwhichhischaracterandhismannersbecameimmutablyfixed。Weknowhim,notashewasknowntothemenofhisowngeneration,butashewasknowntomenwhosefatherhemighthavebeen。Thatcelebratedclubofwhichhewasthemostdistinguishedmembercontainedfewpersonswhocouldrememberatimewhenhisfamewasnotfullyestablishedandhishabitscompletelyformed。HehadmadehimselfanameinliteraturewhileReynoldsandtheWartonswerestillboys。HewasabouttwentyyearsolderthanBurke,Goldsmith,andGerardHamilton,aboutthirtyyearsolderthanGibbon,Beauclerk,andLangton,andaboutfortyyearsolderthanLordStowell,SirWilliamJones,andWindham。BoswellandMrs。Thrale,thetwowritersfromwhomwederivemostofourknowledgerespectinghim,neversawhimtilllongafterhewasfiftyyearsold,tillmostofhisgreatworkshadbecomeclassical,andtillthepensionbestowedonhimbytheCrownhadplacedhimabovepoverty。Ofthoseeminentmenwhowerehismostintimateassociatestowardsthecloseofhislife,theonlyone,asfarasweremember,whoknewhimduringthefirsttenortwelveyearsofhisresidenceinthecapital,wasDavidGarrick;anditdoesnotappearthat,duringthoseyears,DavidGarricksawmuchofhisfellow—townsman。
  JohnsoncameuptoLondonpreciselyatthetimewhentheconditionofamanofletterswasmostmiserableanddegraded。Itwasadarknightbetweentwosunnydays。Theageofpatronagehadpassedaway。Theageofgeneralcuriosityandintelligencehadnotarrived。Thenumberofreadersisatpresentsogreatthatapopularauthormaysubsistincomfortandopulenceontheprofitsofhisworks。InthereignsofWilliamtheThird,ofAnne,andofGeorgetheFirst,evensuchmenasCongreveandAddisonwouldscarcelyhavebeenabletolivelikegentlemenbythemeresaleoftheirwritings。Butthedeficiencyofthenaturaldemandforliteraturewas,atthecloseoftheseventeenthandatthebeginningoftheeighteenthcentury,morethanmadeupbyartificialencouragement,byavastsystemofbountiesandpremiums。Therewas,perhaps,neveratimeatwhichtherewardsofliterarymeritweresosplendid,atwhichmenwhocouldwritewellfoundsucheasyadmittanceintothemostdistinguishedsociety,andtothehighesthonoursoftheState。Thechiefsofboththegreatpartiesintowhichthekingdomwasdivided,patronisedliteraturewithemulousmunificence。Congreve,whenhehadscarcelyattainedhismajority,wasrewardedforhisfirstcomedywithplaceswhichmadehimindependentforlife。Smith,thoughhisHippolytusandPhaedrafailed,wouldhavebeenconsoledwiththreehundredayearbutforhisownfolly。RowewasnotonlyPoetLaureate,butalsoland—surveyorofthecustomsintheportofLondon,clerkofthecounciltothePrinceofWales,andsecretaryofthePresentationstotheLordChancellor。
  HugheswassecretarytotheCommissionsofthePeace。AmbrosePhilipswasjudgeofthePrerogativeCourtinIreland。LockewasCommissionerofAppealsandoftheBoardofTrade。NewtonwasMasteroftheMint。StepneyandPriorwereemployedinembassiesofhighdignityandimportance。Gay,whocommencedlifeasapprenticetoasilkmercer,becameasecretaryoflegationatfive—and—twenty。ItwastoapoemonthedeathofCharlestheSecond,andtotheCityandCountryMouse,thatMontagueowedhisintroductionintopubliclife,hisearldom,hisgarter,andhisAuditorshipoftheExchequer。Swift,butfortheunconquerableprejudiceofthequeen,wouldhavebeenabishop。Oxford,withhiswhitestaffinhishand,passedthroughthecrowdofhissuitorstowelcomeParnell,whenthatingeniouswriterdesertedtheWhigs。SteelewasacommissionerofstampsandamemberofParliament。ArthurMainwaringwasacommissionerofthecustoms,andauditoroftheimprest。TickellwassecretarytotheLordsJusticesofIreland。AddisonwasSecretaryofState。
  Thisliberalpatronagewasbroughtintofashion,asitseems,bythemagnificentDorset,almosttheonlynobleversifierintheCourtofCharlestheSecondwhopossessedtalentsforcompositionwhichwereindependentoftheaidofacoronet。MontagueowedhiselevationtothefavourofDorset,andimitatedthroughthewholecourseofhislifetheliberalitytowhichhewashimselfsogreatlyindebted。TheToryleaders,HarleyandBolingbrokeinparticular,viedwiththechiefsoftheWhigpartyinzealfortheencouragementofletters。ButsoonaftertheaccessionoftheHouseofHanoverachangetookplace。Thesupremepowerpassedtoamanwhocaredlittleforpoetryoreloquence。TheimportanceoftheHouseofCommonswasconstantlyontheincrease。TheGovernmentwasunderthenecessityofbarteringforParliamentarysupportmuchofthatpatronagewhichhadbeenemployedinfosteringliterarymerit;andWalpolewasbynomeansinclinedtodivertanypartofthefundofcorruptiontopurposeswhichheconsideredasidle。Hehademinenttalentsforgovernmentsandfordebate。Buthehadpaidlittleattentiontobooks,andfeltlittlerespectforauthors。Oneofthecoarsejokesofhisfriend,SirCharlesHanburyWilliams,wasfarmorepleasingtohimthanThomson’sSeasonsorRichardson’sPamela。HehadobservedthatsomeofthedistinguishedwriterswhomthefavourofHalifaxhadturnedintostatesmenhadbeenmereincumbrancestotheirparty,dawdlersinofficeandmutesinParliament。
  Duringthewholecourseofhisadministration,therefore,hescarcelybefriendedasinglemanofgenius。ThebestwritersoftheagegavealltheirsupporttotheOpposition,andcontributedtoexcitethatdiscontentwhich,afterplungingthenationintoafoolishandunjustwar,overthrewtheMinistertomakeroomformenlessableandequallyimmoral。TheOppositioncouldrewarditseulogistswithlittlemorethanpromisesandcaresses。St。
  James’swouldgivenothing:LeicesterHousehadnothingtogive。
  Thus,atthetimewhenJohnsoncommencedhisliterarycareer,awriterhadlittletohopefromthepatronageofpowerfulindividuals。Thepatronageofthepublicdidnotyetfurnishthemeansofcomfortablesubsistence。Thepricespaidbybooksellerstoauthorsweresolowthatamanofconsiderabletalentsandunremittingindustrycoulddolittlemorethanprovideforthedaywhichwaspassingoverhim。Theleankinehadeatenupthefatkine。Thethinandwitheredearshaddevouredthegoodears。
  Theseasonofrichharvestwasover,andtheperiodoffaminehadbegun。AllthatissqualidandmiserablemightnowbesummedupinthewordPoet。Thatworddenotedacreaturedressedlikeascarecrow,familiarwithcomptersandspunging—houses,andperfectlyqualifiedtodecideonthecomparativemeritsoftheCommonSideintheKing’sBenchprisonandofMountScoundrelintheFleet。Eventhepoorestpitiedhim;andtheywellmightpityhim。Foriftheirconditionwasequallyabject,theiraspiringswerenotequallyhigh,northeirsenseofinsultequallyacute。
  Tolodgeinagarretupfourpairofstairs,todineinacellaramongfootmenoutofplace,totranslatetenhoursadayforthewagesofaditcher,tobehuntedbybailiffsfromonehauntofbeggaryandpestilencetoanother,fromGrubStreettoSt。
  George’sFields,andfromSt。George’sFieldstothealleysbehindSt。Martin’schurch,tosleeponabulkinJuneandamidsttheashesofaglass—houseinDecember,todieinanhospital,andtobeburiedinaparishvault,wasthefateofmorethanonewriterwho,ifhehadlivedthirtyyearsearlier,wouldhavebeenadmittedtothesittingsoftheKitcatortheScriblerusClub,wouldhavesatinParliament,andwouldhavebeenintrustedwithembassiestotheHighAllies;who,ifhehadlivedinourtime,wouldhavefoundencouragementscarcelylessmunificentinAlbemarleStreetorinPaternosterRow。
  Aseveryclimatehasitspeculiardiseases,soeverywalkoflifehasitspeculiartemptations。Theliterarycharacter,assuredly,hasalwayshaditsshareoffaults,vanity,jealousy,morbidsensibility。Tothesefaultswerenowsuperaddedthefaultswhicharecommonlyfoundinmenwhoselivelihoodisprecarious,andwhoseprinciplesareexposedtothetrialofseveredistress。Allthevicesofthegamblerandofthebeggarwereblendedwiththoseoftheauthor。Theprizesinthewretchedlotteryofbook—
  makingwerescarcelylessruinousthantheblanks。Ifgoodfortunecame,itcameinsuchamannerthatitwasalmostcertaintobeabused。Aftermonthsofstarvationanddespair,afullthirdnightorawell—receiveddedicationfilledthepocketofthelean,ragged,unwashedpoetwithguineas。HehastenedtoenjoythoseluxurieswiththeimagesofwhichhismindhadbeenhauntedwhilehewassleepingamidstthecindersandeatingpotatoesattheIrishordinaryinShoeLane。Aweekoftavernssoonqualifiedhimforanotheryearofnight—cellars。SuchwasthelifeofSavage,ofBoyse,andofacrowdofothers。Sometimesblazingingold—lacedhatsandwaistcoats;sometimeslyinginbedbecausetheircoatshadgonetopieces,orwearingpapercravatsbecausetheirlinenwasinpawn;sometimesdrinkingChampagneandTokaywithBettyCareless;sometimesstandingatthewindowofaneating—houseinPorridgeisland,tosnuffupthescentofwhattheycouldnotaffordtotaste;theyknewluxury;theyknewbeggary;buttheyneverknewcomfort。Thesemenwereirreclaimable。TheylookedonaregularandfrugallifewiththesameaversionwhichanoldgipsyoraMohawkhunterfeelsforastationaryabode,andfortherestraintsandsecuritiesofcivilisedcommunities。Theywereasuntameable,asmuchweddedtotheirdesolatefreedom,asthewildass。Theycouldnomorebebrokenintotheofficesofsocialmanthantheunicorncouldbetrainedtoserveandabidebythecrib。Itwaswelliftheydidnot,likebeastsofastillfiercerrace,tearthehandswhichministeredtotheirnecessities。Toassistthemwasimpossible;
  andthemostbenevolentofmankindatlengthbecamewearyofgivingreliefwhichwasdissipatedwiththewildestprofusionassoonasithadbeenreceived。Ifasumwasbestowedonthewretchedadventurer,suchas,properlyhusbanded,mighthavesuppliedhimforsixmonths,itwasinstantlyspentinstrangefreaksofsensuality,and,beforeforty—eighthourshadelapsed,thepoetwasagainpesteringallhisacquaintancefortwopencetogetaplateofshinofbeefatasubterraneouscookshop。Ifhisfriendsgavehimanasylumintheirhouses,thosehouseswereforthwithturnedintobagniosandtaverns。Allorderwasdestroyed;allbusinesswassuspended。Themostgood—naturedhostbegantorepentofhiseagernesstoserveamanofgeniusindistresswhenheheardhisguestroaringforfreshpunchatfiveo’clockinthemorning。
  Afeweminentwritersweremorefortunate。Popehadbeenraisedabovepovertybytheactivepatronagewhich,inhisyouth,boththegreatpoliticalpartieshadextendedtohisHomer。Younghadreceivedtheonlypensioneverbestowed,tothebestofourrecollection,bySirRobertWalpole,astherewardofmereliterarymerit。OneortwoofthemanypoetswhoattachedthemselvestotheOpposition,ThomsoninparticularandMallet,obtained,aftermuchseveresuffering,themeansofsubsistencefromtheirpoliticalfriends。Richardson,likeamanofsense,kepthisshop;andhisshopkepthim,whichhisnovels,admirableastheyare,wouldscarcelyhavedone,Butnothingcouldbemoredeplorablethanthestateevenoftheablestmen,whoatthattimedependedforsubsistenceontheirwritings。Johnson,Collins,Fielding,andThomson,werecertainlyfourofthemostdistinguishedpersonsthatEnglandproducedduringtheeighteenthcentury。Itiswellknownthattheywereallfourarrestedfordebt。IntocalamitiesanddifficultiessuchastheseJohnsonplungedinhistwenty—eighthyear。Fromthattime,tillhewasthreeorfourandfifty,wehavelittleinformationrespectinghim;little,wemean,comparedwiththefullandaccurateinformationwhichwepossessrespectinghisproceedingsandhabitstowardsthecloseofhislife。Heemergedatlengthfromcock—loftsandsixpennyordinariesintothesocietyofthepolishedandtheopulent。Hisfamewasestablished。Apensionsufficientforhiswantshadbeenconferredonhim:andhecameforthtoastonishagenerationwithwhichhehadalmostaslittleincommonaswithFrenchmenorSpaniards。
  Inhisearlyyearshehadoccasionallyseenthegreat;buthehadseenthemasabeggar。Henowcameamongthemasacompanion。Thedemandforamusementandinstructionhad,duringthecourseoftwentyyears,beengraduallyincreasing。Thepriceofliterarylabourhadrisen;andthoserisingmenofletterswithwhomJohnsonwashenceforthtoassociate,wereforthemostpartpersonswidelydifferentfromthosewhohadwalkedaboutwithhimallnightinthestreetsforwantofalodging。Burke,Robertson,theWartons,Gray,Mason,Gibbon,AdamSmith,Beattie,SirWilliamJones,Goldsmith,andChurchill,werethemostdistinguishedwritersofwhatmaybecalledthesecondgenerationoftheJohnsonianage。OfthesemenChurchillwastheonlyoneinwhomwecantracethestrongerlineamentsofthatcharacterwhich,whenJohnsonfirstcameuptoLondon,wascommonamongauthors。Oftherest,scarcelyanyhadfeltthepressureofseverepoverty。Almostallhadbeenearlyadmittedintothemostrespectablesocietyonanequalfooting。TheyweremenofquiteadifferentspeciesfromthedependantsofCurllandOsborne。
  Johnsoncameamongthemthesolitaryspecimenofapastage,thelastsurvivorofthegenuineraceofGrubStreethacks;thelastofthatgenerationofauthorswhoseabjectmiseryandwhosedissolutemannershadfurnishedinexhaustiblemattertothesatiricalgeniusofPope。Fromnaturehehadreceivedanuncouthfigure,adiseasedconstitution,andanirritabletemper。Themannerinwhichtheearlieryearsofhismanhoodhadbeenpassedhadgiventohisdemeanour,andeventohismoralcharacter,somepeculiaritiesappallingtothecivilisedbeingswhowerethecompanionsofhisoldage。Theperverseirregularityofhishours,theslovenlinessofhisperson,hisfitsofstrenuousexertion,interruptedbylongintervalsofsluggishness,hisstrangeabstinence,andhisequallystrangevoracity,hisactivebenevolence,contrastedwiththeconstantrudenessandtheoccasionalferocityofhismannersinsociety,madehim,intheopinionofthosewithwhomhelivedduringthelasttwentyyearsofhislife,acompleteoriginal。Anoriginalhewas,undoubtedly,insomerespects。Butifwepossessedfullinformationconcerningthosewhosharedhisearlyhardships,weshouldprobablyfindthatwhatwecallhissingularitiesofmannerwere,forthemostpart,failingswhichhehadincommonwiththeclasstowhichhebelonged。HeateatStreathamParkashehadbeenusedtoeatbehindthescreenatSt。John’sGate,whenhewasashamedtoshowhisraggedclothes。Heateasitwasnaturalthatamanshouldeat,who,duringagreatpartofhislife,hadpassedthemorningindoubtwhetherheshouldhavefoodfortheafternoon。Thehabitsofhisearlylifehadaccustomedhimtobearprivationwithfortitude,butnottotastepleasurewithmoderation。Hecouldfast;but,whenhedidnotfast,hetorehisdinnerlikeafamishedwolf,withtheveinsswellingonhisforehead,andtheperspirationrunningdownhischeeks。Hescarcelyevertookwine。Butwhenhedrankit,hedrankitgreedilyandinlargetumblers。Thesewere,infact,mitigatedsymptomsofthatsamemoraldiseasewhichragedwithsuchdeadlymalignityinhisfriendsSavageandBoyse。Theroughnessandviolencewhichheshowedinsocietyweretobeexpectedfromamanwhosetemper,notnaturallygentle,hadbeenlongtriedbythebitterestcalamities,bythewantofmeat,offire,andofclothes,bytheimportunityofcreditors,bytheinsolenceofbooksellers,bythederisionoffools,bytheinsincerityofpatrons,bythatbreadwhichisthebitterestofallfood,bythosestairswhicharethemosttoilsomeofallpaths,bythatdeferredhopewhichmakestheheartsick。Throughallthesethingstheill—dressed,coarse,ungainlypedanthadstruggledmanfullyuptoeminenceandcommand。Itwasnaturalthat,intheexerciseofhispower,heshouldbe"eoimmitior,quiatoleraverat,"that,thoughhisheartwasundoubtedlygenerousandhumane,hisdemeanourinsocietyshouldbeharshanddespotic。
  Forseveredistresshehadsympathy,andnotonlysympathy,butmunificentrelief。Butforthesufferingwhichaharshwordinflictsuponadelicatemindhehadnopity;foritwasakindofsufferingwhichhecouldscarcelyconceive。Hewouldcarryhomeonhisshouldersasickandstarvinggirlfromthestreets。
  Heturnedhishouseintoaplaceofrefugeforacrowdofwretchedoldcreatureswhocouldfindnootherasylum;norcouldalltheirpeevishnessandingratitudewearyouthisbenevolence。
  Butthepangsofwoundedvanityseemedtohimridiculous:andhescarcelyfeltsufficientcompassionevenforthepangsofwoundedaffection。Hehadseenandfeltsomuchofsharpmisery,thathewasnotaffectedbypaltryvexations;andheseemedtothinkthateverybodyoughttobeasmuchhardenedtothosevexationsashimself。HewasangrywithBoswellforcomplainingofaheadache,withMrs。Thraleforgrumblingaboutthedustontheroad,orthesmellofthekitchen。Thesewere,inhisphrase,"foppishlamentations,"whichpeopleoughttobeashamedtoutterinaworldsofullofsinandsorrow。GoldsmithcryingbecauseTheGood—naturedManhadfailed,inspiredhimwithnopity。Thoughhisownhealthwasnotgood,hedetestedanddespisedvaletudinarians。Pecuniarylosses,unlesstheyreducedtheloserabsolutelytobeggary,movedhimverylittle。Peoplewhoseheartshadbeensoftenedbyprosperitymightweep,hesaid,forsuchevents;butallthatcouldbeexpectedofaplainmanwasnottolaugh。HewasnotmuchmovedevenbythespectacleofLadyTavistockdyingofabrokenheartforthelossofherlord。Suchgriefheconsideredasaluxuryreservedfortheidleandthewealthy。Awasherwoman,leftawidowwithninesmallchildren,wouldnothavesobbedherselftodeath。
  Apersonwhotroubledhimselfsolittleaboutsmallorsentimentalgrievanceswasnotlikelytobeveryattentivetothefeelingsofothersintheordinaryintercourseofsociety。Hecouldnotunderstandhowasarcasmorareprimandcouldmakeanymanreallyunhappy。"Mydeardoctor,"saidhetoGoldsmith,"whatharmdoesitdotoamantocallhimHolofernes?""Pooh,ma’am,"
  heexclaimed,toMrs。Carter,"whoistheworseforbeingtalkedofuncharitably?"Politenesshasbeenwelldefinedasbenevolenceinsmallthings。Johnsonwasimpolite,notbecausehewantedbenevolence,butbecausesmallthingsappearedsmallertohimthantopeoplewhohadneverknownwhatitwastoliveforfourpencehalfpennyaday。
  Thecharacteristicpeculiarityofhisintellectwastheunionofgreatpowerswithlowprejudices。Ifwejudgedofhimbythebestpartsofhismind,weshouldplacehimalmostashighashewasplacedbytheidolatryofBoswell;ifbytheworstpartsofhismind,weshouldplacehimevenbelowBoswellhimself。Wherehewasnotundertheinfluenceofsomestrangescruple,orsomedomineeringpassion,whichpreventedhimfromboldlyandfairlyinvestigatingasubject,hewasawaryandacutereasoner,alittletoomuchinclinedtoscepticism,andalittletoofondofparadox。Nomanwaslesslikelytobeimposeduponbyfallaciesinargument,orbyexaggeratedstatementsoffact。Butif,whilehewasbeatingdownsophismsandexposingfalsetestimony,somechildishprejudices,suchaswouldexcitelaughterinawell—
  managednursery,cameacrosshim,hewassmittenasifbyenchantment。Hisminddwindledawayunderthespellfromgiganticelevationtodwarfishlittleness。ThosewhohadlatelybeenadmiringitsamplitudeanditsforcewerenowasmuchastonishedatitsstrangenarrownessandfeeblenessasthefishermanintheArabiantale,whenhesawtheGenie,whosestaturehadovershadowedthewholeseacoast,andwhosemightseemedequaltoacontestwitharmies,contracthimselftothedimensionsofhissmallprison,andlietherethehelplessslaveofthecharmofSolomon。
  Johnsonwasinthehabitofsiftingwithextremeseveritytheevidenceforallstorieswhichweremerelyodd。Butwhentheywerenotonlyoddbutmiraculous,hisseverityrelaxed。Hebegantobecredulouspreciselyatthepointwherethemostcredulouspeoplebegintobesceptical。Itiscurioustoobserve,bothinhiswritingsandinhisconversation,thecontrastbetweenthedisdainfulmannerinwhichherejectsunauthenticatedanecdotes,evenwhentheyareconsistentwiththegenerallawsofnature,andtherespectfulmannerinwhichhementionsthewildeststoriesrelatingtotheinvisibleworld。Amanwhotoldhimofawater—spout,orameteoricstone,generallyhadtheliedirectgivenhimforhispains。Amanwhotoldhimofapredictionoradreamwonderfullyaccomplishedwassureofacourteoushearing。
  "Johnson,"observedHogarth,"likeKingDavid,saysinhishastethatallmenareliars。""Hisincredulity,"saysMrs。Thrale,"amountedalmosttodisease。"Shetellsushowhebrowbeatagentleman,whogavehimanaccountofahurricaneintheWestIndies,andapoorQuakerwhorelatedsomestrangecircumstanceaboutthered—hotballsfiredatthesiegeofGibraltar。"Itisnotso。Itcannotbetrue。Don’ttellthatstoryagain。Youcannotthinkhowpoorafigureyoumakeintellingit。"Heoncesaid,half—testingly,wesuppose,thatforsixmonthsherefusedtocreditthefactoftheearthquakeatLisbon,andthathestillbelievedtheextentofthecalamitytobegreatlyexaggerated。
  YetherelatedwithagravefacehowoldMr。CaveofSt。John’sGatesawaghost,andhowthisghostwassomethingofashadowybeing。Hewenthimselfonaghost—hunttoCockLane,andwasangrywithJohnWesleyfornotfollowingupanotherscentofthesamekindwithproperspiritandperseverance。HerejectstheCelticgenealogiesandpoemswithouttheleasthesitation;
  yethedeclareshimselfwillingtobelievethestoriesofthesecondsight。IfhehadexaminedtheclaimsoftheHighlandseerswithhalftheseveritywithwhichhesiftedtheevidenceforthegenuinenessofFingal,hewould,wesuspect,havecomeawayfromScotlandwithamindfullymadeup。InhisLivesofthePoets,wefindthatheisunwillingtogivecredittotheaccountsofLordRoscommon’searlyproficiencyinhisstudies:buthetellswithgreatsolemnityanabsurdromanceaboutsomeintelligencepreternaturallyimpressedonthemindofthatnobleman。Heavowshimselftobeingreatdoubtaboutthetruthofthestory,andendsbywarninghisreadersnotwhollytoslightsuchimpressions。
  Manyofhissentimentsonreligioussubjectsareworthyofaliberalandenlargedmind。Hecoulddiscernclearlyenoughthefollyandmeannessofallbigotryexcepthisown。WhenhespokeofthescruplesofthePuritans,hespokelikeapersonwhohadreallyobtainedaninsightintothedivinephilosophyoftheNewTestament,andwhoconsideredChristianityasanobleschemeofgovernment,tendingtopromotethehappinessandtoelevatethemoralnatureofman。Thehorrorwhichthesectariesfeltforcards,Christmasale,plum—porridge,mince—pies,anddancing—
  bears,excitedhiscontempt。Totheargumentsurgedbysomeveryworthypeopleagainstshowydressherepliedwithadmirablesenseandspirit,"Letusnotbefound,whenourMastercallsus,strippingthelaceoffourwaistcoats,butthespiritofcontentionfromoursoulsandtongues。Alas!sir,amanwhocannotgettoheaveninagreencoatwillnotfindhiswaythitherthesoonerinagreyone。"YethewashimselfunderthetyrannyofscruplesasunreasonableasthoseofHudibrasorRalpho,andcarriedhiszealforceremoniesandforecclesiasticaldignitiestolengthsaltogetherinconsistentwithreasonorwithChristiancharity。HehasgravelynoteddowninhisdiarythatheoncecommittedthesinofdrinkingcoffeeonGoodFriday。InScotland,hethoughtithisdutytopassseveralmonthswithoutjoininginpublicworship,solelybecausetheministersofthekirkhadnotbeenordainedbybishops。Hismodeofestimatingthepietyofhisneighbourswassomewhatsingular。
  "Campbell,"saidhe,"isagoodman,apiousman。Iamafraidhehasnotbeenintheinsideofachurchformanyyears:butheneverpassesachurchwithoutpullingoffhishat;thisshowshehasgoodprinciples。"SpainandSicilymustsurelycontainmanypiousrobbersandwell—principledassassins。JohnsoncouldeasilyseethataRoundheadwhonamedallhischildrenafterSolomon’ssingers,andtalkedintheHouseofCommonsaboutseekingtheLord,mightbeanunprincipledvillain,whosereligiousmummeriesonlyaggravatedhisguilt。Butamanwhotookoffhishatwhenhepassedachurchepiscopallyconsecratedmustbeagoodman,apiousman,amanofgoodprinciples。Johnsoncouldeasilyseethatthosepersonswholookedonadanceoralacedwaistcoatassinful,deemedmostignoblyoftheattributesofGodandoftheendsofrevelation。Butwithwhatastormofinvectivehewouldhaveoverwhelmedanymanwhohadblamedhimforcelebratingtheredemptionofmankindwithsugarlessteaandbutterlessbuns。
  Nobodyspokemorecontemptuouslyofthecantofpatriotism。
  Nobodysawmoreclearlytheerrorofthosewhoregardedliberty,notasameans,butasanend,andwhoproposedtothemselves,astheobjectoftheirpursuit,theprosperityoftheState:asdistinctfromtheprosperityoftheindividualswhocomposetheState。Hiscalmandsettledopinionseemstohavebeenthatformsofgovernmenthavelittleornoinfluenceonthehappinessofsociety。Thisopinion,erroneousasitis,oughtatleasttohavepreservedhimfromallintemperanceonpoliticalquestions。Itdidnot,however,preservehimfromthelowest,fiercest,andmostabsurdextravagancesofpartyspirit,fromrantswhich,ineverythingbutthediction,resembledthoseofSquireWestern。Hewas,asapolitician,halficeandhalffire。OnthesideofhisintellecthewasamerePococurante,fartooapatheticaboutpublicaffairs,fartooscepticalastothegoodoreviltendencyofanyformofpolity。Hispassions,onthecontrary,wereviolenteventoslayingagainstallwholeanedtoWhiggishprinciples。Thewell—knownlineswhichheinsertedinGoldsmith’sTravellerexpresswhatseemstohavebeenhisdeliberatejudgment:
  Howsmall,ofallthathumanheartsendure,Thatpartwhichkingsorlawscancauseorcure!
  HehadpreviouslyputexpressionsverysimilarintothemouthofRasselas。ItisamusingtocontrastthesepassageswiththetorrentsofravingabusewhichhepouredforthagainsttheLongParliamentandtheAmericanCongress。InoneoftheconversationsreportedbyBoswellthisinconsistencydisplaysitselfinthemostludicrousmanner。
  "SirAdamFerguson,"saysBoswell,"suggestedthatluxurycorruptsapeople,anddestroysthespiritofliberty。JOHNSON:
  ’Sir,thatisallvisionary。Iwouldnotgivehalfaguineatoliveunderoneformofgovernmentratherthananother。Itisofnomomenttothehappinessofanindividual。Sir,thedangeroftheabuseofpowerisnothingtoaprivateman。WhatFrenchmanispreventedpassinghislifeashepleases?’SIRADAM:’But,sir,intheBritishconstitutionitissurelyofimportancetokeepupaspiritinthepeople,soastopreserveabalanceagainsttheCrown。’JOHNSON:’Sir,IperceiveyouareavileWhig。WhyallthischildishjealousyofthepoweroftheCrown?TheCrownhasnotpowerenough。’"
  Oneoftheoldphilosophers,LordBacontellsus,usedtosaythatlifeanddeathwerejustthesametohim。"Why,then,"saidanobjector,"doyounotkillyourself?"Thephilosopheranswered,"Becauseitisjustthesame。"Ifthedifferencebetweentwoformsofgovernmentbenotworthhalfaguinea,itisnoteasytoseehowWhiggismcanbevilerthanToryism,orhowtheCrowncanhavetoolittlepower。Ifthehappinessofindividualsisnotaffectedbypoliticalabuses,zealforlibertyisdoubtlessridiculous。Butzealformonarchymustheequallyso。Nopersoncouldhavebeenmorequick—sightedthanJohnsontosuchacontradictionasthisinthelogicofanantagonist。
  ThejudgmentswhichJohnsonpassedonbookswere,inhisowntime,regardedwithsuperstitiousveneration,and,inourtime,aregenerallytreatedwithindiscriminatecontempt。Theyarethejudgmentsofastrongbutenslavedunderstanding。Themindofthecriticwashedgedroundbyanuninterruptedfenceofprejudicesandsuperstitions。Withinhisnarrowlimits,hedisplayedavigourandanactivitywhichoughttohaveenabledhimtoclearthebarrierthatconfinedhim。
  Howitchancedthatamanwhoreasonedonhispremisessoably,shouldassumehispremisessofoolishly,isoneofthegreatmysteriesofhumannature。Thesameinconsistencymaybeobservedintheschoolmenofthemiddleages。Thosewritersshowsomuchacutenessandforceofmindinarguingontheirwretcheddata,thatamodernreaderisperpetuallyatalosstocomprehendhowsuchmindscamebysuchdata。Notaflawinthesuperstructureofthetheorywhichtheyarerearingescapestheirvigilance。Yettheyareblindtotheobviousunsoundnessofthefoundation。Itisthesamewithsomeeminentlawyers。Theirlegalargumentsareintellectualprodigies,aboundingwiththehappiestanalogiesandthemostrefineddistinctions。Theprinciplesoftheirarbitrarysciencebeingonceadmitted,thestatute—bookandthereportsbeingonceassumedasthefoundationsofreasoning,thesemenmustbeallowedtobeperfectmastersoflogic。Butifaquestionarisesastothepostulatesonwhichtheirwholesystemrests,iftheyarecalledupontovindicatethefundamentalmaximsofthatsystemwhichtheyhavepassedtheirlivesinstudying,theseverymenoftentalkthelanguageofsavagesorofchildren。Thosewhohavelistenedtoamanofthisclassinhisowncourt,andwhohavewitnessedtheskillwithwhichheanalysesanddigestsavastmassofevidence,orreconcilesacrowdofprecedentswhichatfirstsightseemcontradictory,scarcelyknowhimagainwhen,afewhourslater,theyhearhimspeakingontheothersideofWestminsterHallinhiscapacityoflegislator。Theycanscarcelybelievethatthepaltryquirkswhicharefaintlyheardthroughastormofcoughing,andwhichdonotimposeontheplainestcountrygentleman,canproceedfromthesamesharpandvigorousintellectwhichhadexcitedtheiradmirationunderthesameroof,andonthesameday。
  Johnsondecidedliteraryquestionslikealawyer,notlikealegislator。Heneverexaminedfoundationswhereapointwasalreadyruled。Hiswholecodeofcriticismrestedonpureassumption,forwhichhesometimesquotedaprecedentoranauthority,butrarelytroubledhimselftogiveareasondrawnfromthenatureofthings。Hetookitforgrantedthatthekindofpoetrywhichflourishedinhisowntime,whichhehadbeenaccustomedtohearpraisedfromhischildhood,andwhichhehadhimselfwrittenwithsuccess,wasthebestkindofpoetry。Inhisbiographicalworkhehasrepeatedlylaiditdownasanundeniablepropositionthatduringthelatterpartoftheseventeenthcentury,andtheearlierpartoftheeighteenth,Englishpoetryhadbeeninaconstantprogressofimprovement。Waller,Denham,Dryden,andPope,hadbeen,accordingtohim,thegreatreformers。Hejudgedofallworksoftheimaginationbythestandardestablishedamonghisowncontemporaries。ThoughheallowedHomertohavebeenagreatermanthanVirgil,heseemstohavethoughttheAeneidagreaterpoemthantheIliad。Indeed,hewellmighthavethoughtso;forhepreferredPope’sIliadtoHomer’s。Hepronouncedthat,afterHoole’stranslationofTasso,Fairfax’swouldhardlybereprinted。HecouldseenomeritinourfineoldEnglishballads,andalwaysspokewiththemostprovokingcontemptofPercy’sfondnessforthem。Ofthegreatoriginalworksofimaginationwhichappearedduringhistime,Richardson’snovelsaloneexcitedhisadmiration。HecouldseelittleornomeritinTomJones,inGulliver’sTravels,orinTristramShandy。ToThomson’sCastleofIndolencehevouchsafedonlyalineofcoldcommendation,ofcommendationmuchcolderthanwhathehasbestowedontheCreationofthatportentousbore,SirRichardBlackmore。Graywas,inhisdialect,abarrenrascal。Churchillwasablockhead。ThecontemptwhichhefeltforthetrashofMacphersonwasindeedjust;butitwas,wesuspect,justbychance。HedespisedtheFingalfortheveryreasonwhichledmanymenofgeniustoadmireit。Hedespisedit,notbecauseitwasessentiallycommonplace,butbecauseithadasuperficialairoforiginality。
  Hewasundoubtedlyanexcellentjudgeofcompositionsfashionedonhisownprinciples。Butwhenadeeperphilosophywasrequired,whenheundertooktopronouncejudgmentontheworksofthosegreatmindswhich"yieldhomageonlytoeternallaws,"hisfailurewasignominious。HecriticisedPope’sEpitaphsexcellently。ButhisobservationsonShakspeare’splaysandMilton’spoemsseemtousforthemostpartaswretchedasiftheyhadbeenwrittenbyRymerhimself,whomwetaketohavebeentheworstcriticthateverlived。
  SomeofJohnson’swhimsonliterarysubjectscanbecomparedonlytothatstrangenervousfeelingwhichmadehimuneasyifhehadnottouchedeverypostbetweentheMitretavernandhisownlodgings。HispreferenceofLatinepitaphstoEnglishepitaphsisaninstance。AnEnglishepitaph,hesaid,woulddisgraceSmollett。HedeclaredthathewouldnotpollutethewallsofWestminsterAbbeywithanEnglishepitaphonGoldsmith。WhatreasontherecanbeforcelebratingaBritishwriterinLatin,whichtherewasnotforcoveringtheRomanarchesoftriumphwithGreekinscriptions,orforcommemoratingthedeedsoftheheroesofThermopylaeinEgyptianhieroglyphics,weareutterlyunabletoimagine。
  Onmenandmanners,atleastonthemenandmannersofaparticularplaceandaparticularage,Johnsonhadcertainlylookedwithamostobservantanddiscriminatingeye。Hisremarksontheeducationofchildren,onmarriage,ontheeconomyoffamilies,ontherulesofsociety,arealwaysstriking,andgenerallysound。Inhiswritings,indeed,theknowledgeoflifewhichhepossessedinaneminentdegreeisveryimperfectlyexhibited。Likethoseunfortunatechiefsofthemiddleageswhoweresuffocatedbytheirownchain—mailandclothofgold,hismaximsperishunderthatloadofwordswhichwasdesignedfortheirdefenceandtheirornament。Butitisclearfromtheremainsofhisconversation,thathehadmoreofthathomelywisdomwhichnothingbutexperienceandobservationcangivethananywritersincethetimeofSwift。
  Ifhehadbeencontenttowriteashetalked,hemighthaveleftbooksonthepracticalartoflivingsuperiortotheDirectionstoServants。Yetevenhisremarksonsociety,likehisremarksonliterature,indicateamindatleastasremarkablefornarrownessasforstrength。Hewasnomasterofthegreatscienceofhumannature。Hehadstudied,notthegenusman,butthespeciesLondoner。NobodywaseversothoroughlyconversantwithalltheformsoflifeandofalltheshadesofmoralandintellectualcharacterwhichweretobeseenfromIslingtontotheThames,andfromHydeParkCornertoMile—EndGreen。Buthisphilosophystoppedatthefirstturnpike—gate。OftherurallifeofEnglandheknewnothing;andhetookitforgrantedthateverybodywholivedinthecountrywaseitherstupidormiserable。"Countrygentlemen,"saidhe,"mustbeunhappy;fortheyhavenotenoughtokeeptheirlivesinmotion;"asifallthosepeculiarhabitsandassociationswhichmadeFleetStreetandCharingCrossthefinestviewsintheworldtohimselfhadbeenessentialpartsofhumannature。Ofremotecountriesandpasttimeshetalkedwithwildandignorantpresumption。"TheAtheniansoftheageofDemosthenes,"hesaidtoMrs。Thrale,"wereapeopleofbrutes,abarbarouspeople。"InconversationwithSirAdamFergusonheusedsimilarlanguage。"TheboastedAthenians,"hesaid,"werebarbarians。Themassofeverypeoplemustbebarbarouswherethereisnoprinting。"Thefactwasthis:hesawthataLondonerwhocouldnotreadwasaverystupidandbrutalfellow:hesawthatgreatrefinementoftasteandactivityofintellectwererarelyfoundinaLondonerwhohadnotreadmuch;and,becauseitwasbymeansofbooksthatpeopleacquiredalmostalltheirknowledgeinthesocietywithwhichhewasacquainted,heconcluded,indefianceofthestrongestandclearestevidence,thatthehumanmindcanbecultivatedbymeansofbooksalone。AnAtheniancitizenmightpossessveryfewvolumes;andthelargestlibrarytowhichhehadaccessmightbemuchlessvaluablethanJohnson’sbookcaseinBoltCourt。ButtheAthenianmightpasseverymorninginconversationwithSocrates,andmighthearPericlesspeakfourorfivetimeseverymonth。HesawtheplaysofSophoclesandAristophanes;hewalkedamidstthefriezesofPhidiasandthepaintingsofZeuxis:heknewbyheartthechorusesofAeschylus:heheardtherhapsodistatthecornerofthestreetsrecitingtheShieldofAchillesortheDeathofArgus:hewasalegislator,conversantwithhighquestionsofalliance,revenue,andwar:hewasasoldier,trainedunderaliberalandgenerousdiscipline:hewasajudgecompelledeverydaytoweightheeffectofoppositearguments。Thesethingswereinthemselvesaneducation,aneducationeminentlyfitted,not,indeed,toformexactorprofoundthinkers,buttogivequicknesstotheperceptions,delicacytothetaste,fluencytotheexpression,andpolitenesstothemanners。Allthiswasoverlooked。
  AnAthenianwhodidnotimprovehismindbyreadingwas,inJohnson’sopinion,muchsuchapersonasaCockneywhomadehismark,muchsuchapersonasblackFrankbeforehewenttoschool,andfarinferiortoaparishclerkoraprinter’sdevil。
  Johnson’sfriendshaveallowedthathecarriedtoaridiculousextremehisunjustcontemptforforeigners。HepronouncedtheFrenchtobeaverysillypeople,muchbehindus,stupid,ignorantcreatures。AndthisjudgmentheformedafterhavingbeenatParisaboutamonth,duringwhichhewouldnottalkFrench,forfearofgivingthenativesanadvantageoverhiminconversation。Hepronouncedthem,also,tobeanindelicatepeople,becauseaFrenchfootmantouchedthesugarwithhisfingers。Thatingeniousandamusingtraveller,M。Simond,hasdefendedhiscountrymenverysuccessfullyagainstJohnson’saccusations,andhaspointedoutsomeEnglishpracticeswhich,toanimpartialspectator,wouldseematleastasinconsistentwithphysicalcleanlinessandsocialdecorumasthosewhichJohnsonsobitterlyreprehended。Tothesage,asBoswelllovestocallhim,itneveroccurredtodoubtthattheremustbesomethingeternallyandimmutablygoodintheusagestowhichhehadbeenaccustomed。
  Infact,Johnson’sremarksonsocietybeyondthebillsofmortality,aregenerallyofmuchthesamekindwiththoseofhonestTomDawson,theEnglishfootmaninDr。Moore’sZeluco。
  "SupposetheKingofFrancehasnosons,butonlyadaughter,then,whenthekingdies,thisheredaughter,accordingtothattherelaw,cannotbemadequeen,butthenextnearrelative,providedheisaman,ismadeking,andnotthelastking’sdaughter,which,tobesure,isveryunjust。TheFrenchfootguardsaredressedinblue,andallthemarchingregimentsinwhite,whichhasaveryfoolishappearanceforsoldiers;andasforblueregimentals,itisonlyfitforthebluehorseortheartillery。"
  Johnson’svisittotheHebridesintroducedhimtoastateofsocietycompletelynewtohim;andasalutarysuspicionofhisowndeficienciesseemsonthatoccasiontohavecrossedhismindforthefirsttime。Heconfessed,inthelastparagraphofhisjourney,thathisthoughtsonnationalmannerswerethethoughtsofonewhohadseenbutlittle,ofonewhohadpassedhistimealmostwhollyincities。Thisfeeling,however,soonpassedaway。