IhadknowninRome,atCardinalAcquaviva’s,theAbbedeLiancourt,great—grandsonofCharles,whosesister,GabrielleduPlessis,hadbeenthewifeofFrancoisV。,butthatdatedfromthebeginningofthelastcentury。IhadmadeacopyfromtherecordsofthecardinaloftheaccountofcertaincircumstanceswhichtheAbbedeLiancourtwantedtocommunicatetothecourtofSpain,andinwhichtherewereagreatmanyparticularsrespectingthehouseofDuPlessis。I
  thoughtatthesametimethatthesingularimpostureofLaValeur(suchwasthenamebywhichmysoldiergenerallywent)wasabsurdandwithoutamotive,sinceitwastobeknownonlyafterhisdeath,andcouldnotthereforeproveofanyadvantagetohim。
  Halfanhourafterwards,asIwasopeningafreshpackofcards,theAdjutantSanzoniocamein,andtoldtheimportantnewsinthemostseriousmanner。Hehadjustcomefromtheofficeoftheproveditore,whereCaptainCamporesehadrunintheutmosthurrytodepositinthehandsofhisexcellencythesealandthepapersofthedeceasedprince。Hisexcellencyhadimmediatelyissuedhisordersfortheburialoftheprinceinavaultwithallthehonoursduetohisexaltedrank。Anotherhalfhourpassed,andM。Minolto,adjutantoftheproveditore—generale,cametoinformmethathisexcellencywantedtoseeme。IpassedthecardstoMajorMaroli,andwenttohisexcellency’shouse。Ifoundhimatsupperwithseveralladies,threeorfournavalcommanders,MadameF————,andM。D————
  R—————。
  "So,yourservantwasaprince!"saidtheoldgeneraltome。
  "Yourexcellency,Ineverwouldhavesuspectedit,andevennowthatheisdeadIdonotbelieveit。"
  "Why?Heisdead,buthewasnotinsane。Youhaveseenhisarmorialbearings,hiscertificateofbaptism,aswellaswhathewrotewithhisownhand。Whenamanissoneardeath,hedoesnotfancypracticaljokes。"
  "Ifyourexcellencyissatisfiedofthetruthofthestory,mydutyistoremainsilent。"
  "Thestorycannotbeanythingbuttrue,andyourdoubtssurpriseme。"
  "Idoubt,monsignor,becauseIhappentohavepositiveinformationrespectingthefamiliesofLaRochefoucaultandDuPlessis。Besides,Ihaveseentoomuchoftheman。Hewasnotamadman,buthecertainlywasanextravagantjester。Ihaveneverseenhimwrite,andhehastoldmehimselfascoreoftimesthathehadneverlearned。"
  "Thepaperhehaswrittenprovesthecontrary。Hisarmshavetheducalbearings;butperhapsyouarenotawarethatM。delaRochefoucaultisadukeandpeeroftheFrenchrealm?"
  "Ibegyoureminence’spardon;Iknowallaboutit;Iknowevenmore,forIknowthatFrancoisVI。marriedadaughterofthehouseofVivonne。"
  "Youknownothing。"
  WhenIheardthisremark,asfoolishasitwasrude,Iresolvedonremainingsilent,anditwaswithsomepleasurethatIobservedthejoyfeltbyallthemaleguestsatwhattheythoughtaninsultandablowtomyvanity。Anofficerremarkedthatthedeceasedwasafineman,awittyman,andhadshewnwonderfulclevernessinkeepinguphisassumedcharactersowellthatnooneeverhadthefaintestsuspicionofwhathereallywas。Aladysaidthat,ifshehadknownhim,shewouldhavebeencertaintofindhimout。Anotherflatterer,belongingtothatmean,contemptibleracealwaystobefoundnearthegreatandwealthyoftheearth,assuredusthatthelateprincehadalwaysshewnhimselfcheerful,amiable,obliging,devoidofhaughtinesstowardshiscomrades,andthatheusedtosingbeautifully。"Hewasonlytwenty—fiveyearsofage,"saidMadameSagredo,lookingmefullintheface,"andifhewasendowedwithallthosequalities,youmusthavediscoveredthem。"
  "Icanonlygiveyou,madam,atruelikenessoftheman,suchasI
  haveseenhim。Alwaysgay,ofteneventofolly,forhecouldthrowasomersaultbeautifully;singingsongsofaveryerotickind,fullofstoriesandofpopulartalesofmagic,miracles,andghosts,andathousandmarvellousfeatswhichcommon—senserefusedtobelieve,andwhich,forthatveryreason,provokedthemirthofhishearers。Hisfaultswerethathewasdrunken,dirty,quarrelsome,dissolute,andsomewhatofacheat。Iputupwithallhisdeficiences,becausehedressedmyhairtomytaste,andhisconstantchatteringofferedmetheopportunityofpractisingthecolloquialFrenchwhichcannotbeacquiredfrombooks。HehasalwaysassuredmethathewasborninPicardy,thesonofacommonpeasant,andthathehaddesertedfromtheFrencharmy。Hemayhavedeceivedmewhenhesaidthathecouldnotwrite。"
  JustthenCamporeserushedintotheroom,andannouncedthatLaVeleurwasyetbreathing。Thegeneral,lookingatmesignificantly,saidthathewouldbedelightedifthemancouldbesaved。
  "AndIlikewise,monsignor,buthisconfessorwillcertainlykillhimto—night。"
  "Whyshouldthefatherconfessorkillhim?"
  "Toescapethegalleystowhichyourexcellencywouldnotfailtosendhimforhavingviolatedthesecrecyoftheconfessional。"
  Everybodyburstoutlaughing,butthefoolisholdgeneralknittedhisbrows。Theguestsretiredsoonafterwards,andMadameF—————,whomIhadprecededtothecarriage,M。D————R—————havingofferedherhisarm,invitedmetogetinwithher,sayingthatitwasraining。
  Itwasthefirsttimethatshehadbestowedsuchanhonouruponme。
  "Iamofyouropinionaboutthatprince,"shesaid,"butyouhaveincurredthedispleasureoftheproveditore。"
  "Iamverysorry,madam,butitcouldnothavebeenavoided,forI
  cannothelpspeakingthetruthopenly。"
  "Youmighthavesparedhim,"remarkedM。D————R—————,"thecuttingjestoftheconfessorkillingthefalseprince。"
  "Youareright,sir,butIthoughtitwouldmakehimlaughaswellasitmademadamandyourexcellency。Inconversationpeoplegenerallydonotobjecttoawittyjestcausingmerrimentandlaughter。"
  "True;onlythosewhohavenotwitenoughtolaughdonotlikethejest。"
  "Ibetahundredsequinsthatthemadmanwillrecover,andthat,havingthegeneralonhisside,hewillreapalltheadvantagesofhisimposture。Ilongtoseehimtreatedasaprince,andmakinglovetoMadameSagredo"
  Hearingthelastwords,MadameF—————,whodidnotlikeMadameSagredo,laughedheartily,and,asweweregettingoutofthecarriage,M。D————R—————invitedmetoaccompanythemupstairs。Hewasinthehabitofspendinghalfanhouralonewithheratherownhousewhentheyhadtakensuppertogetherwiththegeneral,forherhusbandnevershewedhimself。Itwasthefirsttimethatthehappycoupleadmittedathirdpersontotheirtete—a—tete。Ifeltveryproudofthecomplimentthuspaidtome,andIthoughtitmighthaveimportantresultsforme。Mysatisfaction,whichIconcealedaswellasIcould,didnotpreventmefrombeingverygayandfromgivingacomicturntoeverysubjectbroughtforwardbytheladyorbyherlord。
  Wekeptupourpleasanttrioforfourhours;andreturnedtothemansionofM。D————R—————onlyattwoo’clockinthemorning。ItwasduringthatnightthatMadameF————andM。D————R—————reallymademyacquaintance。MadameF————toldhimthatshehadneverlaughedsomuch,andthatshehadneverimaginedthataconversation,inappearancesosimple,couldaffordsomuchpleasureandmerriment。
  Onmyside,Idiscoveredinhersomuchwitandcheerfulness,thatI
  becamedeeplyenamoured,andwenttobedfullysatisfiedthat,inthefuture,IcouldnotkeepuptheshowofindifferencewhichIhadsofarassumedtowardsher。
  WhenIwokeupthenextmorning,IheardfromthenewsoldierwhoservedmethatLaValeurwasbetter,andhadbeenpronouncedoutofdangerbythephysician。Atdinnertheconversationfelluponhim,butIdidnotopenmylips。Twodaysafterwards,thegeneralgaveorderstohavehimremovedtoacomfortableapartment,senthimaservant,clothedhim,andtheover—credulousproveditorehavingpaidhimavisit,allthenavalcommandersandofficersthoughtittheirdutytoimitatehim,andtofollowhisexample:thegeneralcuriositywasexcited,therewasarushtoseethenewprince。M。D————R—————
  followedhisleaders,andMadameSagredo,havingsettheladiesinmotion,theyallcalleduponhim,withtheexceptionofMadameF————,whotoldmelaughinglythatshewouldnotpayhimavisitunlessI
  wouldconsenttointroduceher。Ibeggedtobeexcused。Theknavewascalledyourhighness,andthewonderfulprincestyledMadameSagredohisprincess。M。D————R—————triedtopersuademetocallupontherogue,butItoldhimthatIhadsaidtoomuch,andthatI
  wasneithercourageousnormeanenoughtoretractmywords。Thewholeimposturewouldsoonhavebeendiscoveredifanyonehadpossessedapeerage,butitjusthappenedthattherewasnotacopyinCorfu,andtheFrenchconsul,afatblockhead,likemanyotherconsuls,knewnothingoffamilytrees。ThemadcapLaValeurbegantowalkoutaweekafterhismetamorphosisintoaprince。Hedinedandhadsuppereverydaywiththegeneral,andeveryeveninghewaspresentatthereception,duringwhich,owingtohisintemperance,healwayswentfastasleep。Yet,thereweretworeasonswhichkeptupthebeliefofhisbeingaprince:thefirstwasthathedidnotseemafraidofthenewsexpectedfromVenice,wheretheproveditorehadwrittenimmediatelyafterthediscovery;thesecondwasthathesolicitedfromthebishopthepunishmentofthepriestwhohadbetrayedhissecretbyviolatingthesealofconfession。Thepoorpriesthadalreadybeensenttoprison,andtheproveditorehadnotthecouragetodefendhim。Thenewprincehadbeeninvitedtodinnerbyallthenavalofficers,butM。D————R—————hadnotmadeuphismindtoimitatethemsofar,becauseMadameF————hadclearlywarnedhimthatshewoulddineatherownhouseonthedayhewasinvited。
  Ihadlikewiserespectfullyintimatedthat,onthesameoccasion,I
  wouldtakethelibertyofdiningsomewhereelse。
  ImettheprinceonedayasIwascomingoutoftheoldfortressleadingtotheesplanade。Hestopped,andreproachedmefornothavingcalleduponhim。Ilaughed,andadvisedhimtothinkofhissafetybeforethearrivalofthenewswhichwouldexposealltheimposture,inwhichcasetheproveditorewascertaintotreathimveryseverely。IofferedtohelphiminhisflightfromCorfu,andtogetaNeapolitancaptain,whoseshipwasreadytosail,toconcealhimonboard;butthefool,insteadofacceptingmyoffer,loadedmewithinsults。
  HewascourtingMadameSagredo,whotreatedhimverywell,feelingproudthataFrenchprinceshouldhavegivenherthepreferenceoveralltheotherladies。OnedaythatshewasdiningingreatceremonyatM。D————R—————’shouse,sheaskedmewhyIhadadvisedtheprincetorunaway。
  "Ihaveitfromhisownlips,"sheadded,"andhecannotmakeoutyourobstinacyinbelievinghimanimpostor。"
  "Ihavegivenhimthatadvice,madam,becausemyheartisgood,andmyjudgmentsane。"
  "Thenweareallofusasmanyfools,theproveditoreincluded?"
  "Thatdeductionwouldnotberight,madam。Anopinioncontrarytothatofanotherdoesnotnecessarilymakeafoolofthepersonwhoentertainsit。Itmightpossiblyturnout,intenortwelvedays,thatIhavebeenentirelymistakenmyself,butIshouldnotconsidermyselfafoolinconsequence。Inthemeantime,aladyofyourintelligencemusthavediscoveredwhetherthatmanisapeasantoraprincebyhiseducationandmanners。Forinstance,doeshedancewell?"
  "Hedoesnotknowonestep,butheisthefirsttolaughaboutit;hesaysheneverwouldlearndancing。"
  "Doeshebehavewellattable?"
  "Well,hedoesn’tstandonceremony。Hedoesnotwanthisplatetobechanged,hehelpshimselfwithhisspoonoutofthedishes;hedoesnotknowhowtocheckaneructationorayawn,andifhefeelstiredheleavesthetable。Itisevidentthathehasbeenverybadlybroughtup。"
  "Andyetheisverypleasant,Isuppose。Ishecleanandneat?"
  "No,butthenheisnotyetwellprovidedwithlinen。"
  "Iamtoldthatheisverysober。"
  "Youarejoking。Heleavesthetableintoxicatedtwiceaday,butheoughttobepitied,forhecannotdrinkwineandkeephisheadclear。
  Thenheswearslikeatrooper,andwealllaugh,buthenevertakesoffence。"
  "Ishewitty?"
  "Hehasawonderfulmemory,forhetellsusnewstorieseveryday。"
  "Doeshespeakofhisfamily?"
  "Veryoftenofhismother,whomhelovedtenderly。ShewasaDuPlessis。"
  "Ifhismotherisstillaliveshemustbeahundredandfiftyyearsold。"
  "Whatnonsense!"
  "Notatall;shewasmarriedinthedaysofMariedeMedicis。"
  "Butthecertificateofbaptismnamestheprince’smother,andhisseal——"
  "Doesheknowwhatarmorialbearingshehasonthatseal?"
  "Doyoudoubtit?"
  "Verystrongly,orratherIamcertainthatheknowsnothingaboutit。"
  Weleftthetable,andtheprincewasannounced。Hecamein,andMadameSagredolostnotimeinsayingtohim,"Prince,hereisM。
  Casanova;hepretendsthatyoudonotknowyourownarmorialbearings。"Hearingthesewords,hecameuptome,sneering,calledmeacoward,andgavemeasmackonthefacewhichalmoststunnedme。I
  lefttheroomveryslowly,notforgettingmyhatandmycane,andwentdownstairs,whileM。D————R—————wasloudlyorderingtheservantstothrowthemadmanoutofthewindow。
  Ileftthepalaceandwenttotheesplanadeinordertowaitforhim。
  ThemomentIsawhim,Irantomeethim,andIbeathimsoviolentlywithmycanethatoneblowaloneoughttohavekilledhim。Hedrewback,andfoundhimselfbroughttoastandbetweentwowalls,where,toavoidbeingbeatentodeath,hisonlyresourcewastodrawhissword,butthecowardlyscoundreldidnoteventhinkofhisweapon,andIlefthim,ontheground,coveredwithblood。Thecrowdformedalineformetopass,andIwenttothecoffee—house,whereIdrankaglassoflemonade,withoutsugartoprecipitatethebittersalivawhichragehadbroughtupfrommystomach。Inafewminutes,Ifoundmyselfsurroundedbyalltheyoungofficersofthegarrison,whojoinedinthegeneralopinionthatIoughttohavekilledhim,andtheyatlastannoyedme,foritwasnotmyfaultifIhadnotdoneso,andIwouldcertainlyhavetakenhislifeifhehaddrawnhissword。
  Ihadbeeninthecoffee—houseforhalfanhourwhenthegeneral’sadjutantcametotellmethathisexcellencyorderedmetoputmyselfunderarrestonboardthebastarda,agalleyonwhichtheprisonershadtheirlegsinironslikegalleyslaves。Thedosewasrathertoostrongtobeswallowed,andIdidnotfeeldisposedtosubmittoit。
  "Verygood,adjutant,"Ireplied,"itshallbedone。"Hewentaway,andIleftthecoffee—houseamomentafterhim,butwhenIreachedtheendofthestreet,insteadofgoingtowardstheesplanade,I
  proceededquicklytowardsthesea。Iwalkedalongthebeachforaquarterofanhour,andfindingaboatempty,butwithapairofoars,Igotinher,andunfasteningher,IrowedashardasIcouldtowardsalargecaicco,sailingagainstthewindwithsixoars。AssoonasIhadcomeuptoher,Iwentonboardandaskedthecarabouchiritosailbeforethewindandtotakemetoalargewherrywhichcouldbeseenatsomedistance,goingtowardsVidoRock。I
  abandonedtherow—boat,and,afterpayingthemasterofthecaiccogenerously,Igotintothewherry,madeabargainwiththeskipperwhounfurledthreesails,andinlessthantwohourswewerefifteenmilesawayfromCorfu。Thewindhavingdiedaway,Imadethemenrowagainstthecurrent,buttowardsmidnighttheytoldmethattheycouldnotrowanylonger,theywerewornoutwithfatigue。Theyadvisedmetosleepuntilday—break,butIrefusedtodoso,andforatrifleIgotthemtoputmeonshore,withoutaskingwhereIwas,inordernottoraisetheirsuspicions。ItwasenoughformetoknowthatIwasatadistanceoftwentymilesfromCorfu,andinaplacewherenobodycouldimaginemetobe。Themoonwasshining,andIsawachurchwithahouseadjoining,alongbarnopenedonbothsides,aplainofaboutonehundredyardsconfinedbyhills,andnothingmore。
  Ifoundsomestrawinthebarn,andlayingmyselfdown,Isleptuntilday—breakinspiteofthecold。Itwasthe1stofDecember,andalthoughtheclimateisverymildinCorfuIfeltbenumbedwhenI
  awoke,asIhadnocloakovermythinuniform。
  Thebellsbegintotoll,andIproceedtowardsthechurch。Thelong—
  beardedpapa,surprisedatmysuddenapparition,enquireswhetherI
  amRomeo(aGreek);ItellhimthatIamFragico(Italian),butheturnshisbackuponmeandgoesintohishouse,thedoorofwhichheshutswithoutcondescendingtolistentome。
  Ithenturnedtowardsthesea,andsawaboatleavingatartanlyingatanchorwithinonehundredyardsoftheisland;theboathadfouroarsandlandedherpassengers。Icomeuptothemandmeetagood—
  lookingGreek,awomanandayoungboytenortwelveyearsold。
  AddressingmyselftotheGreek,Iaskhimwhetherhehashadapleasantpassage,andwherehecomesfrom。HeanswersinItalianthathehassailedfromCephaloniawithhiswifeandhisson,andthatheisboundforVenice;hehadlandedtohearmassattheChurchofOurLadyofCasopo,inordertoascertainwhetherhisfather—in—
  lawwasstillalive,andwhetherhewouldpaytheamounthehadpromisedhimforthedowryofhiswife。
  "Buthowcanyoufinditout?"
  "ThePapaDeldimopulowilltellme;hewillcommunicatefaithfullytheoracleoftheHolyVirgin。"Isaynothingandfollowhimintothechurch;hespeakstothepriest,andgiveshimsomemoney。Thepapasaysthemass,entersthesanctumsanctorum,comesoutagaininaquarterofanhour,ascendsthestepsofthealtar,turnstowardshisaudience,and,aftermeditatingforaminuteandstrokinghislongbeard,hedelivershisoracleinadozenwords。TheGreekofCephalonia,whocertainlycouldnotboastofbeingaswiseasUlysses,appearsverywellpleased,andgivesmoremoneytotheimpostor。Weleavethechurch,andIaskhimwhetherhefeelssatisfied)withtheoracle。
  "Oh!quitesatisfied。Iknownowthatmyfather—in—lawisalive,andthathewillpaymethedowry,ifIconsenttoleavemychildwithhim。IamawarethatitishisfancyandIwillgivehimtheboy。"
  "Doesthepapaknowyou?"
  "No;heisnotevenacquaintedwithmyname。"
  "Haveyouanyfinegoodsonboardyourtartan?"
  "Yes;comeandbreakfastwithme;youcanseeallIhave。"
  "Verywillingly。"
  Delightedathearingthatoracleswerenotyetdefunct,andsatisfiedthattheywillendureaslongasthereareinthisworldsimple—
  mindedmenanddeceitful,cunningpriests,Ifollowthegoodman,whotookmetohistartanandtreatedmetoanexcellentbreakfast。Hiscargoconsistedofcotton,linen,currants,oil,andexcellentwines。
  Hehadalsoastockofnight—caps,stockings,cloaksintheEasternfashion,umbrellas,andseabiscuits,ofwhichIwasveryfond;inthosedaysIhadthirtyteeth,anditwouldhavebeendifficulttofindafinerset。Alas!Ihavebuttwoleftnow,theothertwenty—
  eightaregonewithothertoolsquiteasprecious;but’dumvitasuperest,beneest。’Iboughtasmallstockofeverythinghehadexceptcotton,forwhichIhadnouse,andwithoutdiscussinghispriceIpaidhimthethirty—fiveorfortysequinshedemanded,andseeingmygenerosityhemademeapresentofsixbeautifulbotargoes。
  IhappenedduringourconversationtopraisethewineofXante,whichhecalledgeneroydes,andhetoldmethatifIwouldaccompanyhimtoVenicehewouldgivemeabottleofthatwineeverydayincludingthequarantine。Alwayssuperstitious,Iwasonthepointofaccepting,andthatforthemostfoolishreason—namely,thattherewouldbenopremeditationinthatstrangeresolution,anditmightbetheimpulseoffate。Suchwasmynatureinthosedays;alas;itisverydifferentnow。Theysaythatitisbecausewisdomcomeswitholdage,butIcannotreconcilemyselftocherishtheeffectofamostunpleasantcause。
  JustasIwasgoingtoaccepthisofferheproposestosellmeaveryfinegunfortensequins,sayingthatinCorfuanyonewouldbegladofitfortwelve。ThewordCorfuupsetsallmyideasonthespot!I
  fancyIhearthevoiceofmygeniustellingmetogobacktothatcity。Ipurchasethegunforthetensequins,andmyhonestCephalonian,admiringmyfairdealing,givesme,overandaboveourbargain,abeautifulTurkishpouchwellfilledwithpowderandshot。
  Carryingmygun,withagoodwarmcloakovermyuniformandwithalargebagcontainingallmypurchases,ItakeleaveoftheworthyGreek,andamlandedontheshore,determinedonobtainingalodgingfromthecheatingpapa,byfairmeansorfoul。ThegoodwineofmyfriendtheCephalonianhadexcitedmejustenoughtomakemecarrymydeterminationintoimmediateexecution。Ihadinmypocketsfourorfivehundredcoppergazzette,whichwereveryheavy,butwhichIhadprocuredfromtheGreek,foreseeingthatImightwantthemduringmystayontheisland。
  IstoremybagawayinthebarnandIproceed,guninhand,towardsthehouseofthepriest;thechurchwasclosed。
  ImustgivemyreaderssomeideaofthestateIwasinatthatmoment。Iwasquietlyhopeless。ThethreeorfourhundredsequinsI
  hadwithmedidnotpreventmefromthinkingthatIwasnotinverygreatsecurityontheisland;Icouldnotremainlong,Iwouldsoonbefoundout,and,beingguiltyofdesertion,Ishouldbetreatedaccordingly。Ididnotknowwhattodo,andthatisalwaysanunpleasantpredicament。ItwouldbeabsurdformetoreturntoCorfuofmyownaccord;myflightwouldthenbeuseless,andIshouldbethoughtafool,formyreturnwouldbeaproofofcowardiceorstupidity;yetIdidnotfeelthecouragetodesertaltogether。ThechiefcauseofmydecisionwasnotthatIhadathousandsequinsinthehandsofthefarobanker,ormywell—stockedwardrobe,orthefearofnotgettingalivingsomewhereelse,buttheunpleasantrecollectionthatIshouldleavebehindmeawomanwhomIlovedtoadoration,andfromwhomIhadnotyetobtainedanyfavour,noteventhatofkissingherhand。InsuchdistressofmindIcouldnotdoanythingelsebutabandonmyselftochance,whatevertheresultmightbe,andthemostessentialthingforthepresentwastosecurealodgingandmydailyfood。
  Iknockatthedoorofthepriest’sdwelling。Helooksoutofawindowandshutsitwithoutlisteningtome,Iknockagain,Iswear,Icalloutloudly,allinvain,Givingwaytomyrage,Itakeaimatapoorsheepgrazingwithseveralothersatashortdistance,andkillit。Theherdsmanbeginstoscream,thepapashowshimselfatthewindow,callingout,"Thieves!Murder!"andordersthealarm—
  belltoberung。Threebellsareimmediatelysetinmotion,I
  foreseeageneralgathering:whatisgoingtohappen?Idonotknow,buthappenwhatwill,Iloadmygunandawaitcomingevents。
  Inlessthaneightortenminutes,Iseeacrowdofpeasantscomingdownthehills,armedwithguns,pitchforks,orcudgels:Iwithdrawinsideofthebarn,butwithouttheslightestfear,forIcannotsupposethat,seeingmealone,thesemenwillmurdermewithoutlisteningtome。
  Thefirsttenortwelvepeasantscomeforward,guninhandandreadytofire:Istopthembythrowingdownmygazzette,whichtheylosenotimeinpickingupfromtheground,andIkeeponthrowingmoneydownasthemencomeforward,untilIhadnomoreleft。Theclownswerelookingateachotheringreatastonishment,notknowingwhattomakeoutofawell—dressedyoungman,lookingverypeaceful,andthrowinghismoneytothemwithsuchgenerosity。Icouldnotspeaktothemuntilthedeafeningnoiseofthebellsshouldcease。Iquietlysitdownonmylargebag,andkeepstill,butassoonasIcanbeheardI
  begintoaddressthemen。Thepriest,however,assistedbyhisbeadleandbytheherdsman,interruptsme,andallthemoreeasilythatIwasspeakingItalian。Mythreeenemies,whotalkedallatonce,weretryingtoexcitethecrowdagainstme。
  Oneofthepeasants,anelderlyandreasonable—lookingman,comesuptomeandasksmeinItalianwhyIhavekilledthesheep。
  "Toeatit,mygoodfellow,butnotbeforeIhavepaidforit。"
  "Buthisholiness,thepapa,mightchoosetochargeonesequinforit。"
  "Hereisonesequin。"
  Thepriesttakesthemoneyandgoesaway:warisover。Thepeasanttellsmethathehasservedinthecampaignof1716,andthathewasatthedefenceofCorfu。Icomplimenthim,andaskhimtofindmealodgingandamanabletopreparemymeals。Heanswersthathewillprocuremeawholehouse,thathewillbemycookhimself,butImustgoupthehill。Nomatter!Hecallstwostoutfellows,onetakesmybag,theothershouldersmysheep,andforward!Aswearewalkingalong,Itellhim,——
  "Mygoodman,Iwouldliketohaveinmyservicetwenty—fourfellowsliketheseundermilitarydiscipline。Iwouldgiveeachmantwentygazzetteaday,andyouwouldhavefortyasmylieutenant。"
  "Iwill,"saystheoldsoldier,"raiseforyouthisverydayabody—
  guardofwhichyouwillbeproud。"
  Wereachaveryconvenienthouse,containingonthegroundfloorthreeroomsandastable,whichIimmediatelyturnedintoaguard—
  room。
  MylieutenantwenttogetwhatIwanted,andparticularlyaneedlewomantomakemesomeshirts。InthecourseofthedayIhadfurniture,bedding,kitchenutensils,agooddinner,twenty—fourwell—equippedsoldiers,asuper—annuatedsempstressandseveralyounggirlstomakemyshirts。Aftersupper,Ifoundmypositionhighlypleasant,beingsurroundedwithsomethirtypersonswholookeduponmeastheirsovereign,althoughtheycouldnotmakeoutwhathadbroughtmetotheirisland。TheonlythingwhichstruckmeasdisagreeablewasthattheyounggirlscouldnotspeakItalian,andI
  didnotknowGreekenoughtoenablemetomakelovetothem。
  Thenextmorningmylieutenanthadtheguardrelieved,andIcouldnothelpburstingintoamerrylaugh。Theywerelikeaflockofsheep:allfinemen,well—madeandstrong;butwithoutuniformandwithoutdisciplinethefinestbandisbutaherd。However,theyquicklylearnedhowtopresentarmsandtoobeytheordersoftheirofficer。Icausedthreesentinelstobeplaced,onebeforetheguardroom,oneatmydoor,andthethirdwherehecouldhaveagoodviewofthesea。Thissentinelwastogivemewarningoftheapproachofanyarmedboatorvessel。ForthefirsttwoorthreedaysIconsideredallthisasmereamusement,but,thinkingthatI
  mightreallywantthementorepelforcebyforce,Ihadsomeideaofmakingmyarmytakeanoathofallegiance。Ididnotdoso,however,althoughmylieutenantassuredmethatIhadonlytoexpressmywishes,formygenerosityhadcaptivatedtheloveofalltheislanders。
  Mysempstress,whohadprocuredsomeyoungneedlewomentosewmyshirts,hadexpectedthatIwouldfallinlovewithoneandnotwithall,butmyamorouszealoversteppedherhopes,andalltheprettyoneshadtheirturn;theywereallwellsatisfiedwithme,andthesempstresswasrewardedforhergoodoffices。Iwasleadingadelightfullife,formytablewassuppliedwithexcellentdishes,juicymutton,andsnipesodeliciousthatIhavenevertastedtheirlikeexceptinSt。Petersburg。IdrankscopolowineorthebestmuscateloftheArchipelago。Mylieutenantwasmyonlytablecompanion。Inevertookawalkwithouthimandtwoofmybody—guard,inordertodefendmyselfagainsttheattacksofafewyoungmenwhohadaspiteagainstmebecausetheyfancied,notwithoutsomereason,thatmyneedlewomen,theirmistresses,hadleftthemonmyaccount。
  IoftenthoughtwhileIwasramblingabouttheisland,thatwithoutmoneyIshouldhavebeenunhappy,andthatIwasindebtedtomygoldforallthehappinessIwasenjoying;butitwasrighttosupposeatthesametimethat,ifIhadnotfeltmypurseprettyheavy,IwouldnothavebeenlikelytoleaveCorfu。
  Ihadthusbeenplayingthepettykingwithsuccessforaweekortendays,when,towardsteno’clockatnightIheardthesentinel’schallenge。Mylieutenantwentout,andreturnedannouncingthatanhonest—lookingman,whospokeItalian,wishedtoseemeonimportantbusiness。Ihadhimbroughtin,and,inthepresenceofmylieutenant,hetoldmeinItalian:
  "NextSunday,thePapaDeldimopulowillfulminateagainstyouthe’cataramonachia’。Ifyoudonotpreventhim,aslowfeverwillsendyouintothenextworldinsixweeks。"
  "Ihaveneverheardofsuchadrug。"
  "Itisnotadrug。ItisacursepronouncedbyapriestwiththeHostinhishands,anditissuretobefulfilled。"
  "Whatreasoncanthatpriesthavetomurderme?"
  "Youdisturbthepeaceanddisciplineofhisparish。Youhaveseducedseveralyounggirls,andnowtheirloversrefusetomarrythem。"
  Imadehimdrink,andthankinghimheartily,wishedhimgoodnight。
  Hiswarningstruckmeasdeservingmyattention,for,ifIhadnofearofthe’cataramonachia’,inwhichIhadnottheslightestfaith,Ifearedcertainpoisonswhichmightbebyfarmoreefficient。I
  passedaveryquietnight,butatday—breakIgotup,andwithoutsayinganythingtomylieutenant,IwentstraighttothechurchwhereIfoundthepriest,andaddressedhiminthefollowingwords,utteredinatonelikelytoenforceconviction:
  "Onthefirstsymptomoffever,Iwillshootyoulikeadog。Throwovermeacursewhichwillkillmeinstantly,ormakeyourwill。
  Farewell!"
  Havingthuswarnedhim,Ireturnedtomyroyalpalace。EarlyonthefollowingMonday,thepapacalledonme。Ihadaslightheadache;heenquiredaftermyhealth,andwhenItoldhimthatmyheadfeltratherheavy,hemademelaughbytheairofanxietywithwhichheassuredmethatitcouldbecausedbynothingelsethantheheavyatmosphereoftheislandofCasopo。
  Threedaysafterhisvisit,theadvancedsentinelgavethewar—cry。
  Thelieutenantwentouttoreconnoitre,andafterashortabsencehegavemenoticethatthelongboatofanarmedvesselhadjustlandedanofficer。Dangerwasathand。
  Igooutmyself,Icallmymentoarms,and,advancingafewsteps,I
  seeanofficer,accompaniedbyaguide,whowaswalkingtowardsmydwelling。Ashewasalone,Ihadnothingtofear。Ireturntomyroom,givingorderstomylieutenanttoreceivehimwithallmilitaryhonoursandtointroducehim。Then,girdingmysword,Iwaitformyvisitor。
  Inafewminutes,AdjutantMinolto,thesamewhohadbroughtmetheordertoputmyselfunderarrest,makeshisappearance。
  "Youarealone,"Isaytohim,"andthereforeyoucomeasafriend。
  Letusembrace。"
  "Imustcomeasafriend,for,asanenemy,Ishouldnothaveenoughmen。ButwhatIseeseemsadream。"
  "Takeaseat,anddinewithme。Iwilltreatyousplendidly。"
  "Mostwillingly,andafterdinnerwewillleavetheislandtogether。"
  "Youmaygoalone,ifyoulike;butIwillnotleavethisplaceuntilIhavethecertainty,notonlythatIshallnotbesenttothe’bastarda’,butalsothatIshallhaveeverysatisfactionfromtheknavewhomthegeneraloughttosendtothegalleys。"
  "Bereasonable,andcomewithmeofyourownaccord。Myordersaretotakeyoubyforce,butasIhavenotenoughmentodoso,Ishallmakemyreport,andthegeneralwill,ofcourse,sendaforcesufficienttoarrestyou。"
  "Never;Iwillnotbetakenalive。"
  "Youmustbemad;believeme,youareinthewrong。YouhavedisobeyedtheorderIbroughtyoutogotothe’bastarda;inthatyouhaveactedwrongly,andinthatalone,forineveryotherrespectyouwereperfectlyright,thegeneralhimselfsaysso。"
  "ThenIoughttohaveputmyselfunderarrest?"
  "Certainly;obedienceisnecessaryinourprofession。"
  "Wouldyouhaveobeyed,ifyouhadbeeninmyplace?"
  "IcannotandwillnottellyouwhatIwouldhavedone,butIknowthatifIhaddisobeyedordersIshouldhavebeenguiltyofacrime:"
  "ButifIsurrenderednowIshouldbetreatedlikeacriminal,andmuchmoreseverelythanifIhadobeyedthatunjustorder。"
  "Ithinknot。Comewithme,andyouwillknoweverything。"
  "What!Gowithoutknowingwhatfatemaybeinstoreforme?Donotexpectit。Letushavedinner。IfIamguiltyofsuchadreadfulcrimethatviolencemustbeusedagainstme,Iwillsurrenderonlytoirresistibleforce。Icannotbeworseoff,buttheremaybebloodspilled。"
  "Youaremistaken,suchconductwouldonlymakeyoumoreguilty。ButIsaylikeyou,letushavedinner。Agoodmealwillverylikelyrenderyoumoredisposedtolistentoreason。"
  Ourdinnerwasnearlyover,whenweheardsomenoiseoutside。Thelieutenantcamein,andinformedmethatthepeasantsweregatheringintheneighbourhoodofmyhousetodefendme,becausearumourhadspreadthroughtheislandthatthefeluccahadbeensentwithorderstoarrestmeandtakemetoCorfu。Itoldhimtoundeceivethegoodfellows,andtosendthemaway,buttogivethemfirstabarrelofwine。
  Thepeasantswentawaysatisfied,but,toshewtheirdevotiontome,theyallfiredtheirguns。
  "Itisallveryamusing,"saidtheadjutant,"butitwillturnoutveryseriousifyouletmegoawayalone,formydutycompelsmetogiveanexactaccountofallIhavewitnessed。"
  "Iwillfollowyou,ifyouwillgivemeyourwordofhonourtolandmefreeinCorfu。"
  "IhaveorderstodeliveryourpersontoM。Foscari,onboardthebastarda。"
  "Well,youshallnotexecuteyourordersthistime。"
  "Ifyoudonotobeythecommandsofthegeneral,hishonourwillcompelhimtouseviolenceagainstyou,andofcoursehecandoit。
  Buttellme,whatwouldyoudoifthegeneralshouldleaveyouinthisislandforthesakeofthejoke?Thereisnofearofthat,however,and,afterthereportwhichImustgive,thegeneralwillcertainlymakeuphismindtostoptheaffairwithoutsheddingblood。"
  "Withoutafightitwillbedifficulttoarrestme,forwithfivehundredpeasantsinsuchaplaceasthisIwouldnotbeafraidofthreethousandmen。"
  "Onemanwillproveenough;youwillbetreatedasaleaderofrebels。Allthesepeasantsmaybedevotedtoyou,buttheycannotprotectyouagainstonemanwhowillshootyouforthesakeofearningafewpiecesofgold。Icantellyoumorethanthat:amongstallthosemenwhosurroundyouthereisnotonewhowouldnotmurderyoufortwentysequins。Believeme,gowithme。CometoenjoythetriumphwhichisawaitingyouinCorfu。Youwillbecourtedandapplauded。Youwillnarrateyourselfallyourmadfrolics,peoplewilllaugh,andatthesametimewilladmireyouforhavinglistenedtoreasonthemomentIcamehere。Everybodyfeelsesteemforyou,andM。D————R—————thinksagreatdealofyou。Hepraisesveryhighlythecommandyouhaveshewnoveryourpassioninrefrainingfromthrustingyourswordthroughthatinsolentfool,inordernottoforgettherespectyouowedtohishouse。Thegeneralhimselfmustesteemyou,forhecannotforgetwhatyoutoldhimofthatknave。"
  "Whathasbecomeofhim?"
  "FourdaysagoMajorSardina’sfrigatearrivedwithdispatches,inwhichthegeneralmusthavefoundalltheproofoftheimposture,forhehascausedthefalsedukeorprincetodisappearverysuddenly。
  Nobodyknowswherehehasbeensentto,andnobodyventurestomentionthefellowbeforethegeneral,forhemadethemostegregiousblunderrespectinghim。"
  "ButwasthemanreceivedinsocietyafterthethrashingIgavehim?"
  "Godforbid!Doyounotrecollectthatheworeasword?Fromthatmomentnoonewouldreceivehim。Hisarmwasbrokenandhisjawshatteredtopieces。
  Butinspiteofthestatehewasin,inspiteofwhathemusthavesuffered,hisexcellencyhadhimremovedaweekafteryouhadtreatedhimsoseverely。Butyourflightiswhateveryonehasbeenwonderingover。ItwasthoughtforthreedaysthatM。D————R—————hadconcealedyouinhishouse,andhewasopenlyblamedfordoingso。
  Hehadtodeclareloudlyatthegeneral’stablethathewasinthemostcompleteignoranceofyourwhereabouts。Hisexcellencyevenexpressedhisanxietyaboutyourescape,anditwasonlyyesterdaythatyourplaceofrefugewasmadeknownbyaletteraddressedbythepriestofthisislandtotheProto—PapaBulgari,inwhichhecomplainedthatanItalianofficerhadinvadedtheislandofCasopoaweekbefore,andhadcommittedunheard—ofviolence。Heaccusedyouofseducingallthegirls,andofthreateningtoshoothimifhedaredtopronounce’cataramonachia’againstyou。Thisletter,whichwasreadpubliclyattheeveningreception,madethegenerallaugh,butheorderedmetoarrestyouallthesame。"
  "MadameSagredoisthecauseofitall。"
  "True,butsheiswellpunishedforit。Yououghttocalluponherwithmeto—morrow。"
  "To—morrow?AreyouthencertainthatIshallnotbeplacedunderarrest?"
  "Yes,forIknowthatthegeneralisamanofhonour。"
  "Iamofthesameopinion。Well,letusgoonboardyourfelucca。
  Wewillembarktogetheraftermidnight。"
  "Whynotnow?"
  "BecauseIwillnotruntheriskofspendingthenightonboardM。
  Foscari’sbastarda。IwanttoreachCorfubydaylight,soastomakeyourvictorymorebrilliant。"
  "Butwhatshallwedoforthenexteighthours?"
  "WewillpayavisittosomebeautiesofaspeciesunknowninCorfu,andhaveagoodsupper。"
  Iorderedmylieutenanttosendplentytoeatandtodrinktothemenonboardthefelucca,toprepareasplendidsupper,andtosparenothing,asIshouldleavetheislandatmidnight。Imadehimapresentofallmyprovisions,exceptsuchasIwantedtotakewithme;theseIsentonboard。Myjanissaries,towhomIgaveaweek’spay,insisteduponescortingme,fullyequipped,asfarastheboat,whichmadetheadjutantlaughalltheway。
  WereachedCorfubyeighto’clockinthemorning,andwewentalongsidethe’bastarda。TheadjutantconsignedmetoM。Foscari,assuringmethathewouldimmediatelygivenoticeofmyarrivaltoM。D————R—————,sendmyluggagetohishouse,andreportthesuccessofhisexpeditiontothegeneral。
  M。Foscari,thecommanderofthebastarda,treatedmeverybadly。Ifhehadbeenblessedwithanydelicacyoffeeling,hewouldnothavebeeninsuchahurrytohavemeputinirons。Hemighthavetalkedtome,andhavethusdelayedforaquarterofanhourthatoperationwhichgreatlyvexedme。But,withoututteringasingleword,hesentmetothe’capodiscalo’whomademesitdown,andtoldmetoputmyfootforwardtoreceivetheirons,which,however,donotdishonouranyoneinthatcountry,noteventhegalleyslaves,fortheyarebettertreatedthansoldiers。
  Myrightlegwasalreadyinirons,andtheleftonewasinthehandsofthemanforthecompletionofthatunpleasantceremony,whentheadjutantofhisexcellencycametotelltheexecutionertosetmeatlibertyandtoreturnmemysword。IwantedtopresentmycomplimentstothenobleM。Foscari,buttheadjutant,ratherashamed,assuredmethathisexcellencydidnotexpectmetodoso。
  ThefirstthingIdidwastopaymyrespectstothegeneral,withoutsayingonewordtohim,buthetoldmewithaseriouscountenancetobemoreprudentforthefuture,andtolearnthatasoldier’sfirstdutywastoobey,andabovealltobemodestanddiscreet。I
  understoodperfectlythemeaningofthetwolastwords,andactedaccordingly。
  WhenImademyappearanceatM。D————R—————’s,Icouldseepleasureoneverybody’sface。ThosemomentshavealwaysbeensodeartomethatIhaveneverforgottenthem,theyhaveaffordedmeconsolationinthetimeofadversity。Ifyouwouldrelishpleasureyoumustendurepain,anddelightsareinproportiontotheprivationswehavesuffered。M。D————R—————wassogladtoseemethathecameuptomeandwarmlyembracedme。Hepresentedmewithabeautifulringwhichhetookfromhisownfinger,andtoldmethatIhadactedquiterightlyinnotlettinganyone,andparticularlyhimself,knowwhereI
  hadtakenrefuge。
  "Youcan’tthink,"headded,frankly,"howinterestedMadameF————
  wasinyourfate。Shewouldbereallydelightedifyoucalledonherimmediately。"
  Howdelightfultoreceivesuchadvicefromhisownlips!Buttheword"immediately"annoyedme,because,havingpassedthenightonboardthefelucca,Iwasafraidthatthedisorderofmytoiletmightinjuremeinhereyes。YetIcouldneitherrefuseM。D————R—————,nortellhimthereasonofmyrefusal,andIbethoughtmyselfthatI
  couldmakeameritofitintheeyesofMadameF————
  Ithereforewentatoncetoherhouse;thegoddesswasnotyetvisible,butherattendanttoldmetocomein,assuringmethathermistress’sbellwouldsoonbeheard,andthatshewouldbeverysorryifIdidnotwaittoseeher。Ispenthalfanhourwiththatyoungandindiscreetperson,whowasaverycharminggirl,andlearnedfromhermanythingswhichcausedmegreatpleasure,andparticularlyallthathadbeensaidrespectingmyescape。Ifoundthatthroughouttheaffairmyconducthadmetwithgeneralapprobation。
  AssoonasMadameF————hadseenhermaid,shedesiredmetobeshewnin。Thecurtainsweredrawnaside,andIthoughtIsawAurorasurroundedwiththerosesandthepearlsofmorning。Itoldherthat,ifithadnotbeenfortheorderIreceivedfromM。D————R————
  Iwouldnothavepresumedtopresentmyselfbeforeherinmytravellingcostume;andinthemostfriendlytonesheansweredthatM。D————R—————,knowingalltheinterestshefeltinme,hadbeenquiterighttotellmetocome,andsheassuredmethatM。D————
  R—————hadthegreatestesteemforme。
  "Idonotknow,madam,howIhavedeservedsuchgreathappiness,forallIdaredaimatwastoleration。"
  "Wealladmiredthecontrolyoukeptoveryourfeelingswhenyourefrainedfromkillingthatinsolentmadmanonthespot;hewouldhavebeenthrownoutofthewindowifhehadnotbeatahurriedretreat。"
  "Ishouldcertainlyhavekilledhim,madam,ifyouhadnotbeenpresent。"
  "Averyprettycompliment,butIcanhardlybelievethatyouthoughtofmeinsuchamoment。"
  Ididnotanswer,butcastmyeyesdown,andgaveadeepsigh。Sheobservedmynewring,andinordertochangethesubjectofconversationshepraisedM。D————R—————veryhighly,assoonasI
  hadtoldherhowhehadofferedittome。Shedesiredmetogiveheranaccountofmylifeontheisland,andIdidso,butallowedmyprettyneedlewomentoremainunderaveil,forIhadalreadylearntthatinthisworldthetruthmustoftenremainuntold。
  Allmyadventuresamusedhermuch,andshegreatlyadmiredmyconduct。
  "Wouldyouhavethecourage,"shesaid,"torepeatallyouhavejusttoldme,andexactlyinthesameterms,beforetheproveditore—
  generale?"
  "Mostcertainly,madam,providedheaskedmehimself。"
  "Well,then,preparetoredeemyourpromise。Iwantourexcellentgeneraltoloveyouandtobecomeyourwarmestprotector,soastoshieldyouagainsteveryinjusticeandtopromoteyouradvancement。
  Leaveitalltome。"
  Herreceptionfairlyoverwhelmedmewithhappiness,andonleavingherhouseIwenttoMajorMarolitofindoutthestateofmyfinances。Iwasgladtohearthataftermyescapehehadnolongerconsideredmeapartnerinthefarobank。Itookfourhundredsequinsfromthecashier,reservingtherighttobecomeagainapartner,shouldcircumstancesproveatanytimefavourable。
  IntheeveningImadeacarefultoilet,andcalledfortheAdjutantMinoltoinordertopaywithhimavisittoMadameSagredo,thegeneral’sfavourite。WiththeexceptionofMadameF————shewasthegreatestbeautyofCorfu。Myvisitsurprisedher,because,asshehadbeenthecauseofallthathadhappened,shewasveryfarfromexpectingit。SheimaginedthatIhadaspiteagainsther。I
  undeceivedher,speakingtoherverycandidly,andshetreatedmemostkindly,invitingmetocomenowandthentospendtheeveningatherhouse。
  ButIneitheracceptednorrefusedheramiableinvitation,knowingthatMadameF————dislikedher;andhowcouldIbeafrequentguestatherhousewithsuchaknowledge!Besides,MadameSagredowasveryfondofgambling,and,topleaseher,itwasnecessaryeithertoloseormakeherwin,buttoacceptsuchconditionsonemustbeinlovewiththeladyorwishtomakeherconquest,andIhadnottheslightestideaofeither。TheAdjutantMinoltoneverplayed,buthehadcaptivatedthelady’sgoodgracesbyhisservicesinthecharacterofMercury。
  WhenIreturnedtothepalaceIfoundMadameF————alone,M。D————
  R—————beingengagedwithhiscorrespondence。Sheaskedmetositnearher,andtotellherallmyadventuresinConstantinople。Ididso,andIhadnooccasiontorepentit。MymeetingwithYusuf’swifepleasedherextremely,butthebathingscenebymoonlightmadeherblushwithexcitement。IveiledasmuchasIcouldthetoobrilliantcoloursofmypicture,but,ifshedidnotfindmeclear,shewouldobligemetobemoreexplicit,andifImademyselfbetterunderstoodbygivingtomyrecitalatouchofvoluptuousnesswhichIborrowedfromherlooksmorethanfrommyrecollection,shewouldscoldmeandtellmethatImighthavedisguisedalittlemore。Ifeltthatthewayshewastalkingwouldgiveheralikingforme,andIwassatisfiedthatthemanwhocangivebirthtoamorousdesiresiseasilycalledupontogratifythemitwastherewardIwasardentlylongingfor,andIdaredtohopeitwouldbemine,althoughIcouldseeitonlyloominginthedistance。
  Ithappenedthat,onthatday,M。D————R—————hadinvitedalargecompanytosupper。Ihad,asamatterofcourse,toengrossallconversation,andtogivethefullestparticularsofallthathadtakenplacefromthemomentIreceivedtheordertoplacemyselfunderarrestuptothetimeofmyreleasefromthe’bastarda’。
  M。Foscariwasseatednexttome,andthelastpartofmynarrativewasnot,Isuppose,particularlyagreeabletohim。
  TheaccountIgaveofmyadventurespleasedeverybody,anditwasdecidedthattheproveditore—generalemusthavethepleasureofhearingmytalefrommyownlips。ImentionedthathaywasveryplentifulinCasopo,andasthatarticlewasveryscarceinCorfu,M。D————R—————toldmethatIoughttoseizetheopportunityofmakingmyselfagreeabletothegeneralbyinforminghimofthatcircumstancewithoutdelay。Ifollowedhisadvicetheverynextday,andwasverywellreceived,forhisexcellencyimmediatelyorderedasquadofmentogototheislandandbringlargequantitiesofhaytoCorfu。
  AfewdayslatertheAdjutantMinoltocametomeinthecoffee—house,andtoldmethatthegeneralwishedtoseeme:thistimeIpromptlyobeyedhiscommands。
  CHAPTERXV
  ProgressofMyAmour——MyJourneytoOtranto——IEntertheServiceofMadameF。——AFortunateExcoriationTheroomIenteredwasfullofpeople。Hisexcellency,seeingme,smiledanddrewuponmetheattentionofallhisguestsbysayingaloud,"Herecomestheyoungmanwhoisagoodjudgeofprinces。"
  "Mylord,Ihavebecomeajudgeofnobilitybyfrequentingthesocietyofmenlikeyou。"
  "TheladiesarecurioustoknowallyouhavedonefromthetimeofyourescapefromCorfuuptoyourreturn。"
  "Thenyousentenceme,monsignor,tomakeapublicconfession?"
  "Exactly;but,asitistobeaconfession,becarefulnottoomitthemostinsignificantcircumstance,andsupposethatIamnotintheroom。"
  "Onthecontrary,Iwishtoreceiveabsolutiononlyfromyourexcellency。Butmyhistorywillbealongone。"
  "Ifsuchisthecase,yourconfessorgivesyoupermissiontobeseated。"
  Igavealltheparticularsofmyadventures,withtheexceptionofmydalliancewiththenymphsoftheisland。
  "Yourstoryisaveryinstructiveone,"observedthegeneral。
  "Yes,mylord,fortheadventuresshewthatayoungmanisneversonearhisutterruinthanwhen,excitedbysomegreatpassion,hefindshimselfabletoministertoit,thankstothegoldinhispurse。"
  Iwaspreparingtotakemyleave,whenthemajordomocametoinformmethathisexcellencydesiredmetoremaintosupper。Ihadthereforethehonourofaseatathistable,butnotthepleasureofeating,forIwasobligedtoanswerthequestionsaddressedtomefromallquarters,andIcouldnotcontrivetoswallowasinglemouthful。IwasseatednexttotheProto—PapaBulgari,andI
  entreatedhispardonforhavingridiculedDeldimopulo’soracle。"Itisnothingelsebutregularcheating,"hesaid,"butitisverydifficulttoputastoptoit;itisanoldcustom。"
  Ashorttimeafterwards,MadameF————whisperedafewwordstothegeneral,whoturnedtomeandsaidthathewouldbegladtohearmerelatewhathadoccurredtomeinConstantinoplewiththewifeoftheTurkYusuf,andatanotherfriend’shouse,whereIhadseenbathingbymoonlight。Iwasrathersurprisedatsuchaninvitation,andtoldhimthatsuchfrolicswerenotworthlisteningto,andthegeneralnotpressingmenomorewassaidaboutit。ButIwasastonishedatMadameF————’sindiscretion;shehadnobusinesstomakemyconfidencespublic。Iwantedhertobejealousofherowndignity,whichIlovedevenmorethanherperson。
  Twoorthreedayslater,shesaidtome,"WhydidyourefusetotellyouradventuresinConstantinoplebeforethegeneral?"
  "BecauseIdonotwisheverybodytoknowthatyouallowmetotellyousuchthings。WhatImaydare,madam,tosaytoyouwhenwearealone,Iwouldcertainlynotsaytoyouinpublic。"
  "Andwhynot?Itseemstome,onthecontrary,thatifyouaresilentinpublicoutofrespectforme,yououghttobeallthemoresilentwhenwearealone。"
  "Iwantedtoamuseyou,andhaveexposedmyselftothedangerofdispleasingyou,butIcanassureyou,madam,thatIwillnotrunsuchariskagain。"
  "Ihavenowishtopryintoyourintentions,butitstrikesmethatifyourwishwastopleaseme,yououghtnottohaveruntheriskofobtainingtheoppositeresult。Wetakesupperwiththegeneralthisevening,andM。D————R—————hasbeenaskedtobringyou。IfeelcertainthatthegeneralwillaskyouagainforyouradventuresinConstantinople,andthistimeyoucannotrefusehim。"
  M。D————R—————cameinandwewenttothegeneral’s。Ithoughtasweweredrivingalongthat,althoughMadameF————seemedtohaveintendedtohumiliateme,Ioughttoacceptitallasafavouroffortune,because,bycompellingmetoexplainmyrefusaltothegeneral;MadameF————had,atthesametime,compelledmetoadeclarationofmyfeelings,whichwasnotwithoutimportance。
  The’proveditore—generale’gavemeafriendlywelcome,andkindlyhandedmealetterwhichhadcomewiththeofficialdispatchesfromConstantinople。Ibowedmythanks,andputtheletterinmypocket:
  buthetoldmethathewashimselfagreatloverofnews,andthatI
  couldreadmyletter。Iopenedit;itwasfromYusuf,whoannouncedthedeathofCountdeBonneval。HearingthenameoftheworthyYusuf,thegeneralaskedmetotellhimmyadventurewithhiswife。
  Icouldnotnowrefuse,andIbeganastorywhichamusedandinterestedthegeneralandhisfriendsforanhourorso,butwhichwasfrombeginningtoendtheworkofmyimagination。
  ThusIcontinuedtorespecttheprivacyofYusuf,toavoidimplicatingthegoodfameofMadameF————,andtoshewmyselfinalightwhichwastolerablyadvantageoustome。Mystory,whichwasfullofsentiment,didmeagreatdealofhonour,andIfeltveryhappywhenIsawfromtheexpressionofMadameF————’sfacethatshewaspleasedwithme,althoughsomewhatsurprised。
  Whenwefoundourselvesagaininherhouseshetoldme,inthepresenceofM。D————R—————,thatthestoryIhadrelatedtothegeneralwascertainlyverypretty,althoughpurelyimaginary,thatshewasnotangrywithme,becauseIhadamusedher,butthatshecouldnothelpremarkingmyobstinacyinrefusingcompliancewithherwishes。Then,turningtoM。D————R—————,shesaid,"M。CasanovapretendsthatifhehadgivenanaccountofhismeetingwithYusuf’swifewithoutchanginganythingeverybodywouldthinkthatIallowedhimtoentertainmewithindecentstories。Iwantyoutogiveyouropinionaboutit。Willyou,"sheadded,speakingtome,"besogoodastorelateimmediatelytheadventureinthesamewordswhichyouhaveusedwhenyoutoldmeofit?"
  "Yes,madam,ifyouwishmetodoso。"
  Stungtothequickbyanindiscretionwhich,asIdidnotyetknowwomenthoroughly,seemedtomewithoutexample,Icastallfearsofdispleasingtothewinds,relatedtheadventurewithallthewarmthofanimpassionedpoet,andwithoutdisguisingorattenuatingintheleastthedesireswhichthecharmsoftheGreekbeautyhadinspiredmewith。
  "Doyouthink,"saidM。D————R—————toMadameF—————,"thatheoughttohaverelatedthatadventurebeforeallourfriendsashehasjustrelatedittous?"
  "Ifitbewrongforhimtotellitinpublic,itisalsowrongtotellittomeinprivate。"
  "Youaretheonlyjudgeofthat:yes,ifhehasdispleasedyou;no,ifhehasamusedyou。Asformyownopinion,hereitis:Hehasjustnowamusedmeverymuch,buthewouldhavegreatlydispleasedmeifhehadrelatedthesameadventureinpublic。"
  "Then,"exclaimedMadameF————,"Imustrequestyounevertotellmeinprivateanythingthatyoucannotrepeatinpublic。"
  "Ipromise,madam,toactalwaysaccordingtoyourwishes。"
  "Itbeingunderstood,"addedM。D————R—————,smiling,"thatmadamreservesallrightsofrepealingthatorderwhenevershemaythinkfit。"
  Iwasvexed,butIcontrivednottoshowit。Afewminutesmore,andwetookleaveofMadameF————
  Iwasbeginningtounderstandthatcharmingwoman,andtodreadtheordealtowhichshewouldsubjectme。Butlovewasstrongerthanfear,and,fortifiedwithhope,Ihadthecouragetoendurethethorns,soastogathertheroseattheendofmysufferings。IwasparticularlypleasedtofindthatM。D————R—————wasnotjealousofme,evenwhensheseemedtodarehimtoit。Thiswasapointofthegreatestimportance。
  Afewdaysafterwards,asIwasentertainingheronvarioussubjects,sheremarkedhowunfortunateithadbeenformetoenterthelazzarettoatAnconawithoutanymoney。
  "Inspiteofmydistress,"Isaid,"IfellinlovewithayoungandbeautifulGreekslave,whoverynearlycontrivedtomakemebreakthroughallthesanitarylaws。"
  "Howso?"
  "Youarealone,madam,andIhavenotforgottenyourorders。"
  "Isitaveryimproperstory?"
  "No:yetIwouldnotrelateittoyouinpublic。"
  "Well,"shesaid,laughing,"Irepealmyorder,asM。D————R—————
  saidIwould。Tellmeallaboutit。"
  Itoldmystory,and,seeingthatshewaspensive,IexaggeratedthemiseryIhadfeltatnotbeingabletocompletemyconquest。
  "Whatdoyoumeanbyyourmisery?Ithinkthatthepoorgirlwasmoretobepitiedthanyou。Youhaveneverseenhersince?"
  "Ibegyourpardon,madam;Imetheragain,butIdarenottellyouwhenorhow。"
  "Nowyoumustgoon;itisallnonsenseforyoutostop。Tellmeall;Iexpectyouhavebeenguiltyofsomeblackdeed。"
  "Veryfarfromit,madam,foritwasaverysweet,althoughincomplete,enjoyment。"
  "Goon!Butdonotcallthingsexactlybytheirnames。Itisnotnecessarytogointodetails。"
  Emboldenedbytherenewalofherorder,Itoldher,withoutlookingherintheface,ofmymeetingwiththeGreekslaveinthepresenceofBellino,andoftheactwhichwascutshortbytheappearanceofhermaster。WhenIhadfinishedmystory,MadameF————remainedsilent,andIturnedtheconversationintoadifferentchannel,forthoughIfeltmyselfonanexcellentfootingwithher,IknewlikewisethatIhadtoproceedwithgreatprudence。Shewastooyoungtohaveloweredherselfbefore,andshewouldcertainlylookuponaconnectionwithmeasaloweringofherdignity。
  Fortunewhichhadalwayssmileduponmeinthemosthopelesscases,didnotintendtoill—treatmeonthisoccasion,andprocuredme,onthatverysameday,afavourofaverypeculiarnature。Mycharmingladylovehavingprickedherfingerratherseverely,screamedloudly,andstretchedherhandtowardsme,entreatingmetosuckthebloodflowingfromthewound。Youmayjudge,dearreader,whetherIwaslonginseizingthatbeautifulhand,andifyouare,orifyouhaveeverbeeninlove,youwilleasilyguessthemannerinwhichI
  performedmydelightfulwork。Whatisakiss?Isitnotanardentdesiretoinhaleaportionofthebeingwelove?WasnotthebloodI
  wassuckingfromthatcharmingwoundaportionofthewomanI
  worshipped?WhenIhadcompletedmywork,shethankedmeaffectionately,andtoldmetospitoutthebloodIhadsucked。
  "Itishere,"Isaid,placingmyhandonmyheart,"andGodaloneknowswhathappinessithasgivenme。"
  "Youhavedrunkmybloodwithhappiness!Areyouthenacannibal?"
  "Ibelievenot,madam;butitwouldhavebeensacrilegeinmyeyesifIhadsufferedonesingledropofyourbloodtobelost。"
  Oneevening,therewasanunusuallylargeattendanceatM。D————
  R—————’sassembly,andweweretalkingofthecarnivalwhichwasnearathand。Everybodywasregrettingthelackofactors,andtheimpossibilityofenjoyingthepleasuresofthetheatre。I
  immediatelyofferedtoprocureagoodcompanyatmyexpense,iftheboxeswereatoncesubscribedfor,andthemonopolyofthefarobankgrantedtome。Notimewastobelost,forthecarnivalwasapproaching,andIhadtogotoOtrantotoengageatroop。Myproposalwasacceptedwithgreatjoy,andtheproveditore—generaleplacedafeluccaatmydisposal。Theboxeswerealltakeninthreedays,andaJewtookthepit,twonightsaweekexcepted,whichI
  reservedformyownprofit。
  Thecarnivalbeingverylongthatyear,Ihadeverychanceofsuccess。Itissaidgenerallythattheprofessionoftheatricalmanagerisdifficult,but,ifthatisthecase,Ihavenotfounditsobyexperience,andamboundtoaffirmthecontrary。