IhadknowninRome,atCardinalAcquaviva’s,theAbbedeLiancourt,great—grandsonofCharles,whosesister,GabrielleduPlessis,hadbeenthewifeofFrancoisV。,butthatdatedfromthebeginningofthelastcentury。IhadmadeacopyfromtherecordsofthecardinaloftheaccountofcertaincircumstanceswhichtheAbbedeLiancourtwantedtocommunicatetothecourtofSpain,andinwhichtherewereagreatmanyparticularsrespectingthehouseofDuPlessis。I
thoughtatthesametimethatthesingularimpostureofLaValeur(suchwasthenamebywhichmysoldiergenerallywent)wasabsurdandwithoutamotive,sinceitwastobeknownonlyafterhisdeath,andcouldnotthereforeproveofanyadvantagetohim。
Halfanhourafterwards,asIwasopeningafreshpackofcards,theAdjutantSanzoniocamein,andtoldtheimportantnewsinthemostseriousmanner。Hehadjustcomefromtheofficeoftheproveditore,whereCaptainCamporesehadrunintheutmosthurrytodepositinthehandsofhisexcellencythesealandthepapersofthedeceasedprince。Hisexcellencyhadimmediatelyissuedhisordersfortheburialoftheprinceinavaultwithallthehonoursduetohisexaltedrank。Anotherhalfhourpassed,andM。Minolto,adjutantoftheproveditore—generale,cametoinformmethathisexcellencywantedtoseeme。IpassedthecardstoMajorMaroli,andwenttohisexcellency’shouse。Ifoundhimatsupperwithseveralladies,threeorfournavalcommanders,MadameF————,andM。D————
R—————。
"So,yourservantwasaprince!"saidtheoldgeneraltome。
"Yourexcellency,Ineverwouldhavesuspectedit,andevennowthatheisdeadIdonotbelieveit。"
"Why?Heisdead,buthewasnotinsane。Youhaveseenhisarmorialbearings,hiscertificateofbaptism,aswellaswhathewrotewithhisownhand。Whenamanissoneardeath,hedoesnotfancypracticaljokes。"
"Ifyourexcellencyissatisfiedofthetruthofthestory,mydutyistoremainsilent。"
"Thestorycannotbeanythingbuttrue,andyourdoubtssurpriseme。"
"Idoubt,monsignor,becauseIhappentohavepositiveinformationrespectingthefamiliesofLaRochefoucaultandDuPlessis。Besides,Ihaveseentoomuchoftheman。Hewasnotamadman,buthecertainlywasanextravagantjester。Ihaveneverseenhimwrite,andhehastoldmehimselfascoreoftimesthathehadneverlearned。"
"Thepaperhehaswrittenprovesthecontrary。Hisarmshavetheducalbearings;butperhapsyouarenotawarethatM。delaRochefoucaultisadukeandpeeroftheFrenchrealm?"
"Ibegyoureminence’spardon;Iknowallaboutit;Iknowevenmore,forIknowthatFrancoisVI。marriedadaughterofthehouseofVivonne。"
"Youknownothing。"
WhenIheardthisremark,asfoolishasitwasrude,Iresolvedonremainingsilent,anditwaswithsomepleasurethatIobservedthejoyfeltbyallthemaleguestsatwhattheythoughtaninsultandablowtomyvanity。Anofficerremarkedthatthedeceasedwasafineman,awittyman,andhadshewnwonderfulclevernessinkeepinguphisassumedcharactersowellthatnooneeverhadthefaintestsuspicionofwhathereallywas。Aladysaidthat,ifshehadknownhim,shewouldhavebeencertaintofindhimout。Anotherflatterer,belongingtothatmean,contemptibleracealwaystobefoundnearthegreatandwealthyoftheearth,assuredusthatthelateprincehadalwaysshewnhimselfcheerful,amiable,obliging,devoidofhaughtinesstowardshiscomrades,andthatheusedtosingbeautifully。"Hewasonlytwenty—fiveyearsofage,"saidMadameSagredo,lookingmefullintheface,"andifhewasendowedwithallthosequalities,youmusthavediscoveredthem。"
"Icanonlygiveyou,madam,atruelikenessoftheman,suchasI
haveseenhim。Alwaysgay,ofteneventofolly,forhecouldthrowasomersaultbeautifully;singingsongsofaveryerotickind,fullofstoriesandofpopulartalesofmagic,miracles,andghosts,andathousandmarvellousfeatswhichcommon—senserefusedtobelieve,andwhich,forthatveryreason,provokedthemirthofhishearers。Hisfaultswerethathewasdrunken,dirty,quarrelsome,dissolute,andsomewhatofacheat。Iputupwithallhisdeficiences,becausehedressedmyhairtomytaste,andhisconstantchatteringofferedmetheopportunityofpractisingthecolloquialFrenchwhichcannotbeacquiredfrombooks。HehasalwaysassuredmethathewasborninPicardy,thesonofacommonpeasant,andthathehaddesertedfromtheFrencharmy。Hemayhavedeceivedmewhenhesaidthathecouldnotwrite。"
JustthenCamporeserushedintotheroom,andannouncedthatLaVeleurwasyetbreathing。Thegeneral,lookingatmesignificantly,saidthathewouldbedelightedifthemancouldbesaved。
"AndIlikewise,monsignor,buthisconfessorwillcertainlykillhimto—night。"
"Whyshouldthefatherconfessorkillhim?"
"Toescapethegalleystowhichyourexcellencywouldnotfailtosendhimforhavingviolatedthesecrecyoftheconfessional。"
Everybodyburstoutlaughing,butthefoolisholdgeneralknittedhisbrows。Theguestsretiredsoonafterwards,andMadameF—————,whomIhadprecededtothecarriage,M。D————R—————havingofferedherhisarm,invitedmetogetinwithher,sayingthatitwasraining。
Itwasthefirsttimethatshehadbestowedsuchanhonouruponme。
"Iamofyouropinionaboutthatprince,"shesaid,"butyouhaveincurredthedispleasureoftheproveditore。"
"Iamverysorry,madam,butitcouldnothavebeenavoided,forI
cannothelpspeakingthetruthopenly。"
"Youmighthavesparedhim,"remarkedM。D————R—————,"thecuttingjestoftheconfessorkillingthefalseprince。"
"Youareright,sir,butIthoughtitwouldmakehimlaughaswellasitmademadamandyourexcellency。Inconversationpeoplegenerallydonotobjecttoawittyjestcausingmerrimentandlaughter。"
"True;onlythosewhohavenotwitenoughtolaughdonotlikethejest。"
"Ibetahundredsequinsthatthemadmanwillrecover,andthat,havingthegeneralonhisside,hewillreapalltheadvantagesofhisimposture。Ilongtoseehimtreatedasaprince,andmakinglovetoMadameSagredo"
Hearingthelastwords,MadameF—————,whodidnotlikeMadameSagredo,laughedheartily,and,asweweregettingoutofthecarriage,M。D————R—————invitedmetoaccompanythemupstairs。Hewasinthehabitofspendinghalfanhouralonewithheratherownhousewhentheyhadtakensuppertogetherwiththegeneral,forherhusbandnevershewedhimself。Itwasthefirsttimethatthehappycoupleadmittedathirdpersontotheirtete—a—tete。Ifeltveryproudofthecomplimentthuspaidtome,andIthoughtitmighthaveimportantresultsforme。Mysatisfaction,whichIconcealedaswellasIcould,didnotpreventmefrombeingverygayandfromgivingacomicturntoeverysubjectbroughtforwardbytheladyorbyherlord。
Wekeptupourpleasanttrioforfourhours;andreturnedtothemansionofM。D————R—————onlyattwoo’clockinthemorning。ItwasduringthatnightthatMadameF————andM。D————R—————reallymademyacquaintance。MadameF————toldhimthatshehadneverlaughedsomuch,andthatshehadneverimaginedthataconversation,inappearancesosimple,couldaffordsomuchpleasureandmerriment。
Onmyside,Idiscoveredinhersomuchwitandcheerfulness,thatI
becamedeeplyenamoured,andwenttobedfullysatisfiedthat,inthefuture,IcouldnotkeepuptheshowofindifferencewhichIhadsofarassumedtowardsher。
WhenIwokeupthenextmorning,IheardfromthenewsoldierwhoservedmethatLaValeurwasbetter,andhadbeenpronouncedoutofdangerbythephysician。Atdinnertheconversationfelluponhim,butIdidnotopenmylips。Twodaysafterwards,thegeneralgaveorderstohavehimremovedtoacomfortableapartment,senthimaservant,clothedhim,andtheover—credulousproveditorehavingpaidhimavisit,allthenavalcommandersandofficersthoughtittheirdutytoimitatehim,andtofollowhisexample:thegeneralcuriositywasexcited,therewasarushtoseethenewprince。M。D————R—————
followedhisleaders,andMadameSagredo,havingsettheladiesinmotion,theyallcalleduponhim,withtheexceptionofMadameF————,whotoldmelaughinglythatshewouldnotpayhimavisitunlessI
wouldconsenttointroduceher。Ibeggedtobeexcused。Theknavewascalledyourhighness,andthewonderfulprincestyledMadameSagredohisprincess。M。D————R—————triedtopersuademetocallupontherogue,butItoldhimthatIhadsaidtoomuch,andthatI
wasneithercourageousnormeanenoughtoretractmywords。Thewholeimposturewouldsoonhavebeendiscoveredifanyonehadpossessedapeerage,butitjusthappenedthattherewasnotacopyinCorfu,andtheFrenchconsul,afatblockhead,likemanyotherconsuls,knewnothingoffamilytrees。ThemadcapLaValeurbegantowalkoutaweekafterhismetamorphosisintoaprince。Hedinedandhadsuppereverydaywiththegeneral,andeveryeveninghewaspresentatthereception,duringwhich,owingtohisintemperance,healwayswentfastasleep。Yet,thereweretworeasonswhichkeptupthebeliefofhisbeingaprince:thefirstwasthathedidnotseemafraidofthenewsexpectedfromVenice,wheretheproveditorehadwrittenimmediatelyafterthediscovery;thesecondwasthathesolicitedfromthebishopthepunishmentofthepriestwhohadbetrayedhissecretbyviolatingthesealofconfession。Thepoorpriesthadalreadybeensenttoprison,andtheproveditorehadnotthecouragetodefendhim。Thenewprincehadbeeninvitedtodinnerbyallthenavalofficers,butM。D————R—————hadnotmadeuphismindtoimitatethemsofar,becauseMadameF————hadclearlywarnedhimthatshewoulddineatherownhouseonthedayhewasinvited。
Ihadlikewiserespectfullyintimatedthat,onthesameoccasion,I
wouldtakethelibertyofdiningsomewhereelse。
ImettheprinceonedayasIwascomingoutoftheoldfortressleadingtotheesplanade。Hestopped,andreproachedmefornothavingcalleduponhim。Ilaughed,andadvisedhimtothinkofhissafetybeforethearrivalofthenewswhichwouldexposealltheimposture,inwhichcasetheproveditorewascertaintotreathimveryseverely。IofferedtohelphiminhisflightfromCorfu,andtogetaNeapolitancaptain,whoseshipwasreadytosail,toconcealhimonboard;butthefool,insteadofacceptingmyoffer,loadedmewithinsults。
HewascourtingMadameSagredo,whotreatedhimverywell,feelingproudthataFrenchprinceshouldhavegivenherthepreferenceoveralltheotherladies。OnedaythatshewasdiningingreatceremonyatM。D————R—————’shouse,sheaskedmewhyIhadadvisedtheprincetorunaway。
"Ihaveitfromhisownlips,"sheadded,"andhecannotmakeoutyourobstinacyinbelievinghimanimpostor。"
"Ihavegivenhimthatadvice,madam,becausemyheartisgood,andmyjudgmentsane。"
"Thenweareallofusasmanyfools,theproveditoreincluded?"
"Thatdeductionwouldnotberight,madam。Anopinioncontrarytothatofanotherdoesnotnecessarilymakeafoolofthepersonwhoentertainsit。Itmightpossiblyturnout,intenortwelvedays,thatIhavebeenentirelymistakenmyself,butIshouldnotconsidermyselfafoolinconsequence。Inthemeantime,aladyofyourintelligencemusthavediscoveredwhetherthatmanisapeasantoraprincebyhiseducationandmanners。Forinstance,doeshedancewell?"
"Hedoesnotknowonestep,butheisthefirsttolaughaboutit;hesaysheneverwouldlearndancing。"
"Doeshebehavewellattable?"
"Well,hedoesn’tstandonceremony。Hedoesnotwanthisplatetobechanged,hehelpshimselfwithhisspoonoutofthedishes;hedoesnotknowhowtocheckaneructationorayawn,andifhefeelstiredheleavesthetable。Itisevidentthathehasbeenverybadlybroughtup。"
"Andyetheisverypleasant,Isuppose。Ishecleanandneat?"
"No,butthenheisnotyetwellprovidedwithlinen。"
"Iamtoldthatheisverysober。"
"Youarejoking。Heleavesthetableintoxicatedtwiceaday,butheoughttobepitied,forhecannotdrinkwineandkeephisheadclear。
Thenheswearslikeatrooper,andwealllaugh,buthenevertakesoffence。"
"Ishewitty?"
"Hehasawonderfulmemory,forhetellsusnewstorieseveryday。"
"Doeshespeakofhisfamily?"
"Veryoftenofhismother,whomhelovedtenderly。ShewasaDuPlessis。"
"Ifhismotherisstillaliveshemustbeahundredandfiftyyearsold。"
"Whatnonsense!"
"Notatall;shewasmarriedinthedaysofMariedeMedicis。"
"Butthecertificateofbaptismnamestheprince’smother,andhisseal——"
"Doesheknowwhatarmorialbearingshehasonthatseal?"
"Doyoudoubtit?"
"Verystrongly,orratherIamcertainthatheknowsnothingaboutit。"
Weleftthetable,andtheprincewasannounced。Hecamein,andMadameSagredolostnotimeinsayingtohim,"Prince,hereisM。
Casanova;hepretendsthatyoudonotknowyourownarmorialbearings。"Hearingthesewords,hecameuptome,sneering,calledmeacoward,andgavemeasmackonthefacewhichalmoststunnedme。I
lefttheroomveryslowly,notforgettingmyhatandmycane,andwentdownstairs,whileM。D————R—————wasloudlyorderingtheservantstothrowthemadmanoutofthewindow。
Ileftthepalaceandwenttotheesplanadeinordertowaitforhim。
ThemomentIsawhim,Irantomeethim,andIbeathimsoviolentlywithmycanethatoneblowaloneoughttohavekilledhim。Hedrewback,andfoundhimselfbroughttoastandbetweentwowalls,where,toavoidbeingbeatentodeath,hisonlyresourcewastodrawhissword,butthecowardlyscoundreldidnoteventhinkofhisweapon,andIlefthim,ontheground,coveredwithblood。Thecrowdformedalineformetopass,andIwenttothecoffee—house,whereIdrankaglassoflemonade,withoutsugartoprecipitatethebittersalivawhichragehadbroughtupfrommystomach。Inafewminutes,Ifoundmyselfsurroundedbyalltheyoungofficersofthegarrison,whojoinedinthegeneralopinionthatIoughttohavekilledhim,andtheyatlastannoyedme,foritwasnotmyfaultifIhadnotdoneso,andIwouldcertainlyhavetakenhislifeifhehaddrawnhissword。
Ihadbeeninthecoffee—houseforhalfanhourwhenthegeneral’sadjutantcametotellmethathisexcellencyorderedmetoputmyselfunderarrestonboardthebastarda,agalleyonwhichtheprisonershadtheirlegsinironslikegalleyslaves。Thedosewasrathertoostrongtobeswallowed,andIdidnotfeeldisposedtosubmittoit。
"Verygood,adjutant,"Ireplied,"itshallbedone。"Hewentaway,andIleftthecoffee—houseamomentafterhim,butwhenIreachedtheendofthestreet,insteadofgoingtowardstheesplanade,I
proceededquicklytowardsthesea。Iwalkedalongthebeachforaquarterofanhour,andfindingaboatempty,butwithapairofoars,Igotinher,andunfasteningher,IrowedashardasIcouldtowardsalargecaicco,sailingagainstthewindwithsixoars。AssoonasIhadcomeuptoher,Iwentonboardandaskedthecarabouchiritosailbeforethewindandtotakemetoalargewherrywhichcouldbeseenatsomedistance,goingtowardsVidoRock。I
abandonedtherow—boat,and,afterpayingthemasterofthecaiccogenerously,Igotintothewherry,madeabargainwiththeskipperwhounfurledthreesails,andinlessthantwohourswewerefifteenmilesawayfromCorfu。Thewindhavingdiedaway,Imadethemenrowagainstthecurrent,buttowardsmidnighttheytoldmethattheycouldnotrowanylonger,theywerewornoutwithfatigue。Theyadvisedmetosleepuntilday—break,butIrefusedtodoso,andforatrifleIgotthemtoputmeonshore,withoutaskingwhereIwas,inordernottoraisetheirsuspicions。ItwasenoughformetoknowthatIwasatadistanceoftwentymilesfromCorfu,andinaplacewherenobodycouldimaginemetobe。Themoonwasshining,andIsawachurchwithahouseadjoining,alongbarnopenedonbothsides,aplainofaboutonehundredyardsconfinedbyhills,andnothingmore。
Ifoundsomestrawinthebarn,andlayingmyselfdown,Isleptuntilday—breakinspiteofthecold。Itwasthe1stofDecember,andalthoughtheclimateisverymildinCorfuIfeltbenumbedwhenI
awoke,asIhadnocloakovermythinuniform。
Thebellsbegintotoll,andIproceedtowardsthechurch。Thelong—
beardedpapa,surprisedatmysuddenapparition,enquireswhetherI
amRomeo(aGreek);ItellhimthatIamFragico(Italian),butheturnshisbackuponmeandgoesintohishouse,thedoorofwhichheshutswithoutcondescendingtolistentome。
Ithenturnedtowardsthesea,andsawaboatleavingatartanlyingatanchorwithinonehundredyardsoftheisland;theboathadfouroarsandlandedherpassengers。Icomeuptothemandmeetagood—
lookingGreek,awomanandayoungboytenortwelveyearsold。
AddressingmyselftotheGreek,Iaskhimwhetherhehashadapleasantpassage,andwherehecomesfrom。HeanswersinItalianthathehassailedfromCephaloniawithhiswifeandhisson,andthatheisboundforVenice;hehadlandedtohearmassattheChurchofOurLadyofCasopo,inordertoascertainwhetherhisfather—in—
lawwasstillalive,andwhetherhewouldpaytheamounthehadpromisedhimforthedowryofhiswife。
"Buthowcanyoufinditout?"
"ThePapaDeldimopulowilltellme;hewillcommunicatefaithfullytheoracleoftheHolyVirgin。"Isaynothingandfollowhimintothechurch;hespeakstothepriest,andgiveshimsomemoney。Thepapasaysthemass,entersthesanctumsanctorum,comesoutagaininaquarterofanhour,ascendsthestepsofthealtar,turnstowardshisaudience,and,aftermeditatingforaminuteandstrokinghislongbeard,hedelivershisoracleinadozenwords。TheGreekofCephalonia,whocertainlycouldnotboastofbeingaswiseasUlysses,appearsverywellpleased,andgivesmoremoneytotheimpostor。Weleavethechurch,andIaskhimwhetherhefeelssatisfied)withtheoracle。
"Oh!quitesatisfied。Iknownowthatmyfather—in—lawisalive,andthathewillpaymethedowry,ifIconsenttoleavemychildwithhim。IamawarethatitishisfancyandIwillgivehimtheboy。"
"Doesthepapaknowyou?"
"No;heisnotevenacquaintedwithmyname。"
"Haveyouanyfinegoodsonboardyourtartan?"
"Yes;comeandbreakfastwithme;youcanseeallIhave。"
"Verywillingly。"
Delightedathearingthatoracleswerenotyetdefunct,andsatisfiedthattheywillendureaslongasthereareinthisworldsimple—
mindedmenanddeceitful,cunningpriests,Ifollowthegoodman,whotookmetohistartanandtreatedmetoanexcellentbreakfast。Hiscargoconsistedofcotton,linen,currants,oil,andexcellentwines。
Hehadalsoastockofnight—caps,stockings,cloaksintheEasternfashion,umbrellas,andseabiscuits,ofwhichIwasveryfond;inthosedaysIhadthirtyteeth,anditwouldhavebeendifficulttofindafinerset。Alas!Ihavebuttwoleftnow,theothertwenty—
eightaregonewithothertoolsquiteasprecious;but’dumvitasuperest,beneest。’Iboughtasmallstockofeverythinghehadexceptcotton,forwhichIhadnouse,andwithoutdiscussinghispriceIpaidhimthethirty—fiveorfortysequinshedemanded,andseeingmygenerosityhemademeapresentofsixbeautifulbotargoes。
IhappenedduringourconversationtopraisethewineofXante,whichhecalledgeneroydes,andhetoldmethatifIwouldaccompanyhimtoVenicehewouldgivemeabottleofthatwineeverydayincludingthequarantine。Alwayssuperstitious,Iwasonthepointofaccepting,andthatforthemostfoolishreason—namely,thattherewouldbenopremeditationinthatstrangeresolution,anditmightbetheimpulseoffate。Suchwasmynatureinthosedays;alas;itisverydifferentnow。Theysaythatitisbecausewisdomcomeswitholdage,butIcannotreconcilemyselftocherishtheeffectofamostunpleasantcause。
JustasIwasgoingtoaccepthisofferheproposestosellmeaveryfinegunfortensequins,sayingthatinCorfuanyonewouldbegladofitfortwelve。ThewordCorfuupsetsallmyideasonthespot!I
fancyIhearthevoiceofmygeniustellingmetogobacktothatcity。Ipurchasethegunforthetensequins,andmyhonestCephalonian,admiringmyfairdealing,givesme,overandaboveourbargain,abeautifulTurkishpouchwellfilledwithpowderandshot。
Carryingmygun,withagoodwarmcloakovermyuniformandwithalargebagcontainingallmypurchases,ItakeleaveoftheworthyGreek,andamlandedontheshore,determinedonobtainingalodgingfromthecheatingpapa,byfairmeansorfoul。ThegoodwineofmyfriendtheCephalonianhadexcitedmejustenoughtomakemecarrymydeterminationintoimmediateexecution。Ihadinmypocketsfourorfivehundredcoppergazzette,whichwereveryheavy,butwhichIhadprocuredfromtheGreek,foreseeingthatImightwantthemduringmystayontheisland。
IstoremybagawayinthebarnandIproceed,guninhand,towardsthehouseofthepriest;thechurchwasclosed。
ImustgivemyreaderssomeideaofthestateIwasinatthatmoment。Iwasquietlyhopeless。ThethreeorfourhundredsequinsI
hadwithmedidnotpreventmefromthinkingthatIwasnotinverygreatsecurityontheisland;Icouldnotremainlong,Iwouldsoonbefoundout,and,beingguiltyofdesertion,Ishouldbetreatedaccordingly。Ididnotknowwhattodo,andthatisalwaysanunpleasantpredicament。ItwouldbeabsurdformetoreturntoCorfuofmyownaccord;myflightwouldthenbeuseless,andIshouldbethoughtafool,formyreturnwouldbeaproofofcowardiceorstupidity;yetIdidnotfeelthecouragetodesertaltogether。ThechiefcauseofmydecisionwasnotthatIhadathousandsequinsinthehandsofthefarobanker,ormywell—stockedwardrobe,orthefearofnotgettingalivingsomewhereelse,buttheunpleasantrecollectionthatIshouldleavebehindmeawomanwhomIlovedtoadoration,andfromwhomIhadnotyetobtainedanyfavour,noteventhatofkissingherhand。InsuchdistressofmindIcouldnotdoanythingelsebutabandonmyselftochance,whatevertheresultmightbe,andthemostessentialthingforthepresentwastosecurealodgingandmydailyfood。
Iknockatthedoorofthepriest’sdwelling。Helooksoutofawindowandshutsitwithoutlisteningtome,Iknockagain,Iswear,Icalloutloudly,allinvain,Givingwaytomyrage,Itakeaimatapoorsheepgrazingwithseveralothersatashortdistance,andkillit。Theherdsmanbeginstoscream,thepapashowshimselfatthewindow,callingout,"Thieves!Murder!"andordersthealarm—
belltoberung。Threebellsareimmediatelysetinmotion,I
foreseeageneralgathering:whatisgoingtohappen?Idonotknow,buthappenwhatwill,Iloadmygunandawaitcomingevents。
Inlessthaneightortenminutes,Iseeacrowdofpeasantscomingdownthehills,armedwithguns,pitchforks,orcudgels:Iwithdrawinsideofthebarn,butwithouttheslightestfear,forIcannotsupposethat,seeingmealone,thesemenwillmurdermewithoutlisteningtome。
Thefirsttenortwelvepeasantscomeforward,guninhandandreadytofire:Istopthembythrowingdownmygazzette,whichtheylosenotimeinpickingupfromtheground,andIkeeponthrowingmoneydownasthemencomeforward,untilIhadnomoreleft。Theclownswerelookingateachotheringreatastonishment,notknowingwhattomakeoutofawell—dressedyoungman,lookingverypeaceful,andthrowinghismoneytothemwithsuchgenerosity。Icouldnotspeaktothemuntilthedeafeningnoiseofthebellsshouldcease。Iquietlysitdownonmylargebag,andkeepstill,butassoonasIcanbeheardI
begintoaddressthemen。Thepriest,however,assistedbyhisbeadleandbytheherdsman,interruptsme,andallthemoreeasilythatIwasspeakingItalian。Mythreeenemies,whotalkedallatonce,weretryingtoexcitethecrowdagainstme。
Oneofthepeasants,anelderlyandreasonable—lookingman,comesuptomeandasksmeinItalianwhyIhavekilledthesheep。
"Toeatit,mygoodfellow,butnotbeforeIhavepaidforit。"
"Buthisholiness,thepapa,mightchoosetochargeonesequinforit。"
"Hereisonesequin。"
Thepriesttakesthemoneyandgoesaway:warisover。Thepeasanttellsmethathehasservedinthecampaignof1716,andthathewasatthedefenceofCorfu。Icomplimenthim,andaskhimtofindmealodgingandamanabletopreparemymeals。Heanswersthathewillprocuremeawholehouse,thathewillbemycookhimself,butImustgoupthehill。Nomatter!Hecallstwostoutfellows,onetakesmybag,theothershouldersmysheep,andforward!Aswearewalkingalong,Itellhim,——
"Mygoodman,Iwouldliketohaveinmyservicetwenty—fourfellowsliketheseundermilitarydiscipline。Iwouldgiveeachmantwentygazzetteaday,andyouwouldhavefortyasmylieutenant。"
"Iwill,"saystheoldsoldier,"raiseforyouthisverydayabody—
guardofwhichyouwillbeproud。"
Wereachaveryconvenienthouse,containingonthegroundfloorthreeroomsandastable,whichIimmediatelyturnedintoaguard—
room。
MylieutenantwenttogetwhatIwanted,andparticularlyaneedlewomantomakemesomeshirts。InthecourseofthedayIhadfurniture,bedding,kitchenutensils,agooddinner,twenty—fourwell—equippedsoldiers,asuper—annuatedsempstressandseveralyounggirlstomakemyshirts。Aftersupper,Ifoundmypositionhighlypleasant,beingsurroundedwithsomethirtypersonswholookeduponmeastheirsovereign,althoughtheycouldnotmakeoutwhathadbroughtmetotheirisland。TheonlythingwhichstruckmeasdisagreeablewasthattheyounggirlscouldnotspeakItalian,andI
didnotknowGreekenoughtoenablemetomakelovetothem。
Thenextmorningmylieutenanthadtheguardrelieved,andIcouldnothelpburstingintoamerrylaugh。Theywerelikeaflockofsheep:allfinemen,well—madeandstrong;butwithoutuniformandwithoutdisciplinethefinestbandisbutaherd。However,theyquicklylearnedhowtopresentarmsandtoobeytheordersoftheirofficer。Icausedthreesentinelstobeplaced,onebeforetheguardroom,oneatmydoor,andthethirdwherehecouldhaveagoodviewofthesea。Thissentinelwastogivemewarningoftheapproachofanyarmedboatorvessel。ForthefirsttwoorthreedaysIconsideredallthisasmereamusement,but,thinkingthatI
mightreallywantthementorepelforcebyforce,Ihadsomeideaofmakingmyarmytakeanoathofallegiance。Ididnotdoso,however,althoughmylieutenantassuredmethatIhadonlytoexpressmywishes,formygenerosityhadcaptivatedtheloveofalltheislanders。
Mysempstress,whohadprocuredsomeyoungneedlewomentosewmyshirts,hadexpectedthatIwouldfallinlovewithoneandnotwithall,butmyamorouszealoversteppedherhopes,andalltheprettyoneshadtheirturn;theywereallwellsatisfiedwithme,andthesempstresswasrewardedforhergoodoffices。Iwasleadingadelightfullife,formytablewassuppliedwithexcellentdishes,juicymutton,andsnipesodeliciousthatIhavenevertastedtheirlikeexceptinSt。Petersburg。IdrankscopolowineorthebestmuscateloftheArchipelago。Mylieutenantwasmyonlytablecompanion。Inevertookawalkwithouthimandtwoofmybody—guard,inordertodefendmyselfagainsttheattacksofafewyoungmenwhohadaspiteagainstmebecausetheyfancied,notwithoutsomereason,thatmyneedlewomen,theirmistresses,hadleftthemonmyaccount。
IoftenthoughtwhileIwasramblingabouttheisland,thatwithoutmoneyIshouldhavebeenunhappy,andthatIwasindebtedtomygoldforallthehappinessIwasenjoying;butitwasrighttosupposeatthesametimethat,ifIhadnotfeltmypurseprettyheavy,IwouldnothavebeenlikelytoleaveCorfu。
Ihadthusbeenplayingthepettykingwithsuccessforaweekortendays,when,towardsteno’clockatnightIheardthesentinel’schallenge。Mylieutenantwentout,andreturnedannouncingthatanhonest—lookingman,whospokeItalian,wishedtoseemeonimportantbusiness。Ihadhimbroughtin,and,inthepresenceofmylieutenant,hetoldmeinItalian:
"NextSunday,thePapaDeldimopulowillfulminateagainstyouthe’cataramonachia’。Ifyoudonotpreventhim,aslowfeverwillsendyouintothenextworldinsixweeks。"
"Ihaveneverheardofsuchadrug。"
"Itisnotadrug。ItisacursepronouncedbyapriestwiththeHostinhishands,anditissuretobefulfilled。"
"Whatreasoncanthatpriesthavetomurderme?"
"Youdisturbthepeaceanddisciplineofhisparish。Youhaveseducedseveralyounggirls,andnowtheirloversrefusetomarrythem。"
Imadehimdrink,andthankinghimheartily,wishedhimgoodnight。
Hiswarningstruckmeasdeservingmyattention,for,ifIhadnofearofthe’cataramonachia’,inwhichIhadnottheslightestfaith,Ifearedcertainpoisonswhichmightbebyfarmoreefficient。I
passedaveryquietnight,butatday—breakIgotup,andwithoutsayinganythingtomylieutenant,IwentstraighttothechurchwhereIfoundthepriest,andaddressedhiminthefollowingwords,utteredinatonelikelytoenforceconviction:
"Onthefirstsymptomoffever,Iwillshootyoulikeadog。Throwovermeacursewhichwillkillmeinstantly,ormakeyourwill。
Farewell!"
Havingthuswarnedhim,Ireturnedtomyroyalpalace。EarlyonthefollowingMonday,thepapacalledonme。Ihadaslightheadache;heenquiredaftermyhealth,andwhenItoldhimthatmyheadfeltratherheavy,hemademelaughbytheairofanxietywithwhichheassuredmethatitcouldbecausedbynothingelsethantheheavyatmosphereoftheislandofCasopo。
Threedaysafterhisvisit,theadvancedsentinelgavethewar—cry。
Thelieutenantwentouttoreconnoitre,andafterashortabsencehegavemenoticethatthelongboatofanarmedvesselhadjustlandedanofficer。Dangerwasathand。
Igooutmyself,Icallmymentoarms,and,advancingafewsteps,I
seeanofficer,accompaniedbyaguide,whowaswalkingtowardsmydwelling。Ashewasalone,Ihadnothingtofear。Ireturntomyroom,givingorderstomylieutenanttoreceivehimwithallmilitaryhonoursandtointroducehim。Then,girdingmysword,Iwaitformyvisitor。
Inafewminutes,AdjutantMinolto,thesamewhohadbroughtmetheordertoputmyselfunderarrest,makeshisappearance。
"Youarealone,"Isaytohim,"andthereforeyoucomeasafriend。
Letusembrace。"
"Imustcomeasafriend,for,asanenemy,Ishouldnothaveenoughmen。ButwhatIseeseemsadream。"
"Takeaseat,anddinewithme。Iwilltreatyousplendidly。"
"Mostwillingly,andafterdinnerwewillleavetheislandtogether。"
"Youmaygoalone,ifyoulike;butIwillnotleavethisplaceuntilIhavethecertainty,notonlythatIshallnotbesenttothe’bastarda’,butalsothatIshallhaveeverysatisfactionfromtheknavewhomthegeneraloughttosendtothegalleys。"
"Bereasonable,andcomewithmeofyourownaccord。Myordersaretotakeyoubyforce,butasIhavenotenoughmentodoso,Ishallmakemyreport,andthegeneralwill,ofcourse,sendaforcesufficienttoarrestyou。"
"Never;Iwillnotbetakenalive。"
"Youmustbemad;believeme,youareinthewrong。YouhavedisobeyedtheorderIbroughtyoutogotothe’bastarda;inthatyouhaveactedwrongly,andinthatalone,forineveryotherrespectyouwereperfectlyright,thegeneralhimselfsaysso。"
"ThenIoughttohaveputmyselfunderarrest?"
"Certainly;obedienceisnecessaryinourprofession。"
"Wouldyouhaveobeyed,ifyouhadbeeninmyplace?"
"IcannotandwillnottellyouwhatIwouldhavedone,butIknowthatifIhaddisobeyedordersIshouldhavebeenguiltyofacrime:"
"ButifIsurrenderednowIshouldbetreatedlikeacriminal,andmuchmoreseverelythanifIhadobeyedthatunjustorder。"
"Ithinknot。Comewithme,andyouwillknoweverything。"
"What!Gowithoutknowingwhatfatemaybeinstoreforme?Donotexpectit。Letushavedinner。IfIamguiltyofsuchadreadfulcrimethatviolencemustbeusedagainstme,Iwillsurrenderonlytoirresistibleforce。Icannotbeworseoff,buttheremaybebloodspilled。"
"Youaremistaken,suchconductwouldonlymakeyoumoreguilty。ButIsaylikeyou,letushavedinner。Agoodmealwillverylikelyrenderyoumoredisposedtolistentoreason。"
Ourdinnerwasnearlyover,whenweheardsomenoiseoutside。Thelieutenantcamein,andinformedmethatthepeasantsweregatheringintheneighbourhoodofmyhousetodefendme,becausearumourhadspreadthroughtheislandthatthefeluccahadbeensentwithorderstoarrestmeandtakemetoCorfu。Itoldhimtoundeceivethegoodfellows,andtosendthemaway,buttogivethemfirstabarrelofwine。
Thepeasantswentawaysatisfied,but,toshewtheirdevotiontome,theyallfiredtheirguns。
"Itisallveryamusing,"saidtheadjutant,"butitwillturnoutveryseriousifyouletmegoawayalone,formydutycompelsmetogiveanexactaccountofallIhavewitnessed。"
"Iwillfollowyou,ifyouwillgivemeyourwordofhonourtolandmefreeinCorfu。"
"IhaveorderstodeliveryourpersontoM。Foscari,onboardthebastarda。"
"Well,youshallnotexecuteyourordersthistime。"
"Ifyoudonotobeythecommandsofthegeneral,hishonourwillcompelhimtouseviolenceagainstyou,andofcoursehecandoit。
Buttellme,whatwouldyoudoifthegeneralshouldleaveyouinthisislandforthesakeofthejoke?Thereisnofearofthat,however,and,afterthereportwhichImustgive,thegeneralwillcertainlymakeuphismindtostoptheaffairwithoutsheddingblood。"
"Withoutafightitwillbedifficulttoarrestme,forwithfivehundredpeasantsinsuchaplaceasthisIwouldnotbeafraidofthreethousandmen。"
"Onemanwillproveenough;youwillbetreatedasaleaderofrebels。Allthesepeasantsmaybedevotedtoyou,buttheycannotprotectyouagainstonemanwhowillshootyouforthesakeofearningafewpiecesofgold。Icantellyoumorethanthat:amongstallthosemenwhosurroundyouthereisnotonewhowouldnotmurderyoufortwentysequins。Believeme,gowithme。CometoenjoythetriumphwhichisawaitingyouinCorfu。Youwillbecourtedandapplauded。Youwillnarrateyourselfallyourmadfrolics,peoplewilllaugh,andatthesametimewilladmireyouforhavinglistenedtoreasonthemomentIcamehere。Everybodyfeelsesteemforyou,andM。D————R—————thinksagreatdealofyou。Hepraisesveryhighlythecommandyouhaveshewnoveryourpassioninrefrainingfromthrustingyourswordthroughthatinsolentfool,inordernottoforgettherespectyouowedtohishouse。Thegeneralhimselfmustesteemyou,forhecannotforgetwhatyoutoldhimofthatknave。"
"Whathasbecomeofhim?"
"FourdaysagoMajorSardina’sfrigatearrivedwithdispatches,inwhichthegeneralmusthavefoundalltheproofoftheimposture,forhehascausedthefalsedukeorprincetodisappearverysuddenly。
Nobodyknowswherehehasbeensentto,andnobodyventurestomentionthefellowbeforethegeneral,forhemadethemostegregiousblunderrespectinghim。"
"ButwasthemanreceivedinsocietyafterthethrashingIgavehim?"
"Godforbid!Doyounotrecollectthatheworeasword?Fromthatmomentnoonewouldreceivehim。Hisarmwasbrokenandhisjawshatteredtopieces。
Butinspiteofthestatehewasin,inspiteofwhathemusthavesuffered,hisexcellencyhadhimremovedaweekafteryouhadtreatedhimsoseverely。Butyourflightiswhateveryonehasbeenwonderingover。ItwasthoughtforthreedaysthatM。D————R—————hadconcealedyouinhishouse,andhewasopenlyblamedfordoingso。
Hehadtodeclareloudlyatthegeneral’stablethathewasinthemostcompleteignoranceofyourwhereabouts。Hisexcellencyevenexpressedhisanxietyaboutyourescape,anditwasonlyyesterdaythatyourplaceofrefugewasmadeknownbyaletteraddressedbythepriestofthisislandtotheProto—PapaBulgari,inwhichhecomplainedthatanItalianofficerhadinvadedtheislandofCasopoaweekbefore,andhadcommittedunheard—ofviolence。Heaccusedyouofseducingallthegirls,andofthreateningtoshoothimifhedaredtopronounce’cataramonachia’againstyou。Thisletter,whichwasreadpubliclyattheeveningreception,madethegenerallaugh,butheorderedmetoarrestyouallthesame。"
"MadameSagredoisthecauseofitall。"
"True,butsheiswellpunishedforit。Yououghttocalluponherwithmeto—morrow。"
"To—morrow?AreyouthencertainthatIshallnotbeplacedunderarrest?"
"Yes,forIknowthatthegeneralisamanofhonour。"
"Iamofthesameopinion。Well,letusgoonboardyourfelucca。
Wewillembarktogetheraftermidnight。"
"Whynotnow?"
"BecauseIwillnotruntheriskofspendingthenightonboardM。
Foscari’sbastarda。IwanttoreachCorfubydaylight,soastomakeyourvictorymorebrilliant。"
"Butwhatshallwedoforthenexteighthours?"
"WewillpayavisittosomebeautiesofaspeciesunknowninCorfu,andhaveagoodsupper。"
Iorderedmylieutenanttosendplentytoeatandtodrinktothemenonboardthefelucca,toprepareasplendidsupper,andtosparenothing,asIshouldleavetheislandatmidnight。Imadehimapresentofallmyprovisions,exceptsuchasIwantedtotakewithme;theseIsentonboard。Myjanissaries,towhomIgaveaweek’spay,insisteduponescortingme,fullyequipped,asfarastheboat,whichmadetheadjutantlaughalltheway。
WereachedCorfubyeighto’clockinthemorning,andwewentalongsidethe’bastarda。TheadjutantconsignedmetoM。Foscari,assuringmethathewouldimmediatelygivenoticeofmyarrivaltoM。D————R—————,sendmyluggagetohishouse,andreportthesuccessofhisexpeditiontothegeneral。
M。Foscari,thecommanderofthebastarda,treatedmeverybadly。Ifhehadbeenblessedwithanydelicacyoffeeling,hewouldnothavebeeninsuchahurrytohavemeputinirons。Hemighthavetalkedtome,andhavethusdelayedforaquarterofanhourthatoperationwhichgreatlyvexedme。But,withoututteringasingleword,hesentmetothe’capodiscalo’whomademesitdown,andtoldmetoputmyfootforwardtoreceivetheirons,which,however,donotdishonouranyoneinthatcountry,noteventhegalleyslaves,fortheyarebettertreatedthansoldiers。
Myrightlegwasalreadyinirons,andtheleftonewasinthehandsofthemanforthecompletionofthatunpleasantceremony,whentheadjutantofhisexcellencycametotelltheexecutionertosetmeatlibertyandtoreturnmemysword。IwantedtopresentmycomplimentstothenobleM。Foscari,buttheadjutant,ratherashamed,assuredmethathisexcellencydidnotexpectmetodoso。
ThefirstthingIdidwastopaymyrespectstothegeneral,withoutsayingonewordtohim,buthetoldmewithaseriouscountenancetobemoreprudentforthefuture,andtolearnthatasoldier’sfirstdutywastoobey,andabovealltobemodestanddiscreet。I
understoodperfectlythemeaningofthetwolastwords,andactedaccordingly。
WhenImademyappearanceatM。D————R—————’s,Icouldseepleasureoneverybody’sface。ThosemomentshavealwaysbeensodeartomethatIhaveneverforgottenthem,theyhaveaffordedmeconsolationinthetimeofadversity。Ifyouwouldrelishpleasureyoumustendurepain,anddelightsareinproportiontotheprivationswehavesuffered。M。D————R—————wassogladtoseemethathecameuptomeandwarmlyembracedme。Hepresentedmewithabeautifulringwhichhetookfromhisownfinger,andtoldmethatIhadactedquiterightlyinnotlettinganyone,andparticularlyhimself,knowwhereI
hadtakenrefuge。
"Youcan’tthink,"headded,frankly,"howinterestedMadameF————
wasinyourfate。Shewouldbereallydelightedifyoucalledonherimmediately。"
Howdelightfultoreceivesuchadvicefromhisownlips!Buttheword"immediately"annoyedme,because,havingpassedthenightonboardthefelucca,Iwasafraidthatthedisorderofmytoiletmightinjuremeinhereyes。YetIcouldneitherrefuseM。D————R—————,nortellhimthereasonofmyrefusal,andIbethoughtmyselfthatI
couldmakeameritofitintheeyesofMadameF————
Ithereforewentatoncetoherhouse;thegoddesswasnotyetvisible,butherattendanttoldmetocomein,assuringmethathermistress’sbellwouldsoonbeheard,andthatshewouldbeverysorryifIdidnotwaittoseeher。Ispenthalfanhourwiththatyoungandindiscreetperson,whowasaverycharminggirl,andlearnedfromhermanythingswhichcausedmegreatpleasure,andparticularlyallthathadbeensaidrespectingmyescape。Ifoundthatthroughouttheaffairmyconducthadmetwithgeneralapprobation。
AssoonasMadameF————hadseenhermaid,shedesiredmetobeshewnin。Thecurtainsweredrawnaside,andIthoughtIsawAurorasurroundedwiththerosesandthepearlsofmorning。Itoldherthat,ifithadnotbeenfortheorderIreceivedfromM。D————R————
Iwouldnothavepresumedtopresentmyselfbeforeherinmytravellingcostume;andinthemostfriendlytonesheansweredthatM。D————R—————,knowingalltheinterestshefeltinme,hadbeenquiterighttotellmetocome,andsheassuredmethatM。D————
R—————hadthegreatestesteemforme。
"Idonotknow,madam,howIhavedeservedsuchgreathappiness,forallIdaredaimatwastoleration。"
"Wealladmiredthecontrolyoukeptoveryourfeelingswhenyourefrainedfromkillingthatinsolentmadmanonthespot;hewouldhavebeenthrownoutofthewindowifhehadnotbeatahurriedretreat。"
"Ishouldcertainlyhavekilledhim,madam,ifyouhadnotbeenpresent。"
"Averyprettycompliment,butIcanhardlybelievethatyouthoughtofmeinsuchamoment。"
Ididnotanswer,butcastmyeyesdown,andgaveadeepsigh。Sheobservedmynewring,andinordertochangethesubjectofconversationshepraisedM。D————R—————veryhighly,assoonasI
hadtoldherhowhehadofferedittome。Shedesiredmetogiveheranaccountofmylifeontheisland,andIdidso,butallowedmyprettyneedlewomentoremainunderaveil,forIhadalreadylearntthatinthisworldthetruthmustoftenremainuntold。
Allmyadventuresamusedhermuch,andshegreatlyadmiredmyconduct。
"Wouldyouhavethecourage,"shesaid,"torepeatallyouhavejusttoldme,andexactlyinthesameterms,beforetheproveditore—
generale?"
"Mostcertainly,madam,providedheaskedmehimself。"
"Well,then,preparetoredeemyourpromise。Iwantourexcellentgeneraltoloveyouandtobecomeyourwarmestprotector,soastoshieldyouagainsteveryinjusticeandtopromoteyouradvancement。
Leaveitalltome。"
Herreceptionfairlyoverwhelmedmewithhappiness,andonleavingherhouseIwenttoMajorMarolitofindoutthestateofmyfinances。Iwasgladtohearthataftermyescapehehadnolongerconsideredmeapartnerinthefarobank。Itookfourhundredsequinsfromthecashier,reservingtherighttobecomeagainapartner,shouldcircumstancesproveatanytimefavourable。
IntheeveningImadeacarefultoilet,andcalledfortheAdjutantMinoltoinordertopaywithhimavisittoMadameSagredo,thegeneral’sfavourite。WiththeexceptionofMadameF————shewasthegreatestbeautyofCorfu。Myvisitsurprisedher,because,asshehadbeenthecauseofallthathadhappened,shewasveryfarfromexpectingit。SheimaginedthatIhadaspiteagainsther。I
undeceivedher,speakingtoherverycandidly,andshetreatedmemostkindly,invitingmetocomenowandthentospendtheeveningatherhouse。
ButIneitheracceptednorrefusedheramiableinvitation,knowingthatMadameF————dislikedher;andhowcouldIbeafrequentguestatherhousewithsuchaknowledge!Besides,MadameSagredowasveryfondofgambling,and,topleaseher,itwasnecessaryeithertoloseormakeherwin,buttoacceptsuchconditionsonemustbeinlovewiththeladyorwishtomakeherconquest,andIhadnottheslightestideaofeither。TheAdjutantMinoltoneverplayed,buthehadcaptivatedthelady’sgoodgracesbyhisservicesinthecharacterofMercury。
WhenIreturnedtothepalaceIfoundMadameF————alone,M。D————
R—————beingengagedwithhiscorrespondence。Sheaskedmetositnearher,andtotellherallmyadventuresinConstantinople。Ididso,andIhadnooccasiontorepentit。MymeetingwithYusuf’swifepleasedherextremely,butthebathingscenebymoonlightmadeherblushwithexcitement。IveiledasmuchasIcouldthetoobrilliantcoloursofmypicture,but,ifshedidnotfindmeclear,shewouldobligemetobemoreexplicit,andifImademyselfbetterunderstoodbygivingtomyrecitalatouchofvoluptuousnesswhichIborrowedfromherlooksmorethanfrommyrecollection,shewouldscoldmeandtellmethatImighthavedisguisedalittlemore。Ifeltthatthewayshewastalkingwouldgiveheralikingforme,andIwassatisfiedthatthemanwhocangivebirthtoamorousdesiresiseasilycalledupontogratifythemitwastherewardIwasardentlylongingfor,andIdaredtohopeitwouldbemine,althoughIcouldseeitonlyloominginthedistance。
Ithappenedthat,onthatday,M。D————R—————hadinvitedalargecompanytosupper。Ihad,asamatterofcourse,toengrossallconversation,andtogivethefullestparticularsofallthathadtakenplacefromthemomentIreceivedtheordertoplacemyselfunderarrestuptothetimeofmyreleasefromthe’bastarda’。
M。Foscariwasseatednexttome,andthelastpartofmynarrativewasnot,Isuppose,particularlyagreeabletohim。
TheaccountIgaveofmyadventurespleasedeverybody,anditwasdecidedthattheproveditore—generalemusthavethepleasureofhearingmytalefrommyownlips。ImentionedthathaywasveryplentifulinCasopo,andasthatarticlewasveryscarceinCorfu,M。D————R—————toldmethatIoughttoseizetheopportunityofmakingmyselfagreeabletothegeneralbyinforminghimofthatcircumstancewithoutdelay。Ifollowedhisadvicetheverynextday,andwasverywellreceived,forhisexcellencyimmediatelyorderedasquadofmentogototheislandandbringlargequantitiesofhaytoCorfu。
AfewdayslatertheAdjutantMinoltocametomeinthecoffee—house,andtoldmethatthegeneralwishedtoseeme:thistimeIpromptlyobeyedhiscommands。
CHAPTERXV
ProgressofMyAmour——MyJourneytoOtranto——IEntertheServiceofMadameF。——AFortunateExcoriationTheroomIenteredwasfullofpeople。Hisexcellency,seeingme,smiledanddrewuponmetheattentionofallhisguestsbysayingaloud,"Herecomestheyoungmanwhoisagoodjudgeofprinces。"
"Mylord,Ihavebecomeajudgeofnobilitybyfrequentingthesocietyofmenlikeyou。"
"TheladiesarecurioustoknowallyouhavedonefromthetimeofyourescapefromCorfuuptoyourreturn。"
"Thenyousentenceme,monsignor,tomakeapublicconfession?"
"Exactly;but,asitistobeaconfession,becarefulnottoomitthemostinsignificantcircumstance,andsupposethatIamnotintheroom。"
"Onthecontrary,Iwishtoreceiveabsolutiononlyfromyourexcellency。Butmyhistorywillbealongone。"
"Ifsuchisthecase,yourconfessorgivesyoupermissiontobeseated。"
Igavealltheparticularsofmyadventures,withtheexceptionofmydalliancewiththenymphsoftheisland。
"Yourstoryisaveryinstructiveone,"observedthegeneral。
"Yes,mylord,fortheadventuresshewthatayoungmanisneversonearhisutterruinthanwhen,excitedbysomegreatpassion,hefindshimselfabletoministertoit,thankstothegoldinhispurse。"
Iwaspreparingtotakemyleave,whenthemajordomocametoinformmethathisexcellencydesiredmetoremaintosupper。Ihadthereforethehonourofaseatathistable,butnotthepleasureofeating,forIwasobligedtoanswerthequestionsaddressedtomefromallquarters,andIcouldnotcontrivetoswallowasinglemouthful。IwasseatednexttotheProto—PapaBulgari,andI
entreatedhispardonforhavingridiculedDeldimopulo’soracle。"Itisnothingelsebutregularcheating,"hesaid,"butitisverydifficulttoputastoptoit;itisanoldcustom。"
Ashorttimeafterwards,MadameF————whisperedafewwordstothegeneral,whoturnedtomeandsaidthathewouldbegladtohearmerelatewhathadoccurredtomeinConstantinoplewiththewifeoftheTurkYusuf,andatanotherfriend’shouse,whereIhadseenbathingbymoonlight。Iwasrathersurprisedatsuchaninvitation,andtoldhimthatsuchfrolicswerenotworthlisteningto,andthegeneralnotpressingmenomorewassaidaboutit。ButIwasastonishedatMadameF————’sindiscretion;shehadnobusinesstomakemyconfidencespublic。Iwantedhertobejealousofherowndignity,whichIlovedevenmorethanherperson。
Twoorthreedayslater,shesaidtome,"WhydidyourefusetotellyouradventuresinConstantinoplebeforethegeneral?"
"BecauseIdonotwisheverybodytoknowthatyouallowmetotellyousuchthings。WhatImaydare,madam,tosaytoyouwhenwearealone,Iwouldcertainlynotsaytoyouinpublic。"
"Andwhynot?Itseemstome,onthecontrary,thatifyouaresilentinpublicoutofrespectforme,yououghttobeallthemoresilentwhenwearealone。"
"Iwantedtoamuseyou,andhaveexposedmyselftothedangerofdispleasingyou,butIcanassureyou,madam,thatIwillnotrunsuchariskagain。"
"Ihavenowishtopryintoyourintentions,butitstrikesmethatifyourwishwastopleaseme,yououghtnottohaveruntheriskofobtainingtheoppositeresult。Wetakesupperwiththegeneralthisevening,andM。D————R—————hasbeenaskedtobringyou。IfeelcertainthatthegeneralwillaskyouagainforyouradventuresinConstantinople,andthistimeyoucannotrefusehim。"
M。D————R—————cameinandwewenttothegeneral’s。Ithoughtasweweredrivingalongthat,althoughMadameF————seemedtohaveintendedtohumiliateme,Ioughttoacceptitallasafavouroffortune,because,bycompellingmetoexplainmyrefusaltothegeneral;MadameF————had,atthesametime,compelledmetoadeclarationofmyfeelings,whichwasnotwithoutimportance。
The’proveditore—generale’gavemeafriendlywelcome,andkindlyhandedmealetterwhichhadcomewiththeofficialdispatchesfromConstantinople。Ibowedmythanks,andputtheletterinmypocket:
buthetoldmethathewashimselfagreatloverofnews,andthatI
couldreadmyletter。Iopenedit;itwasfromYusuf,whoannouncedthedeathofCountdeBonneval。HearingthenameoftheworthyYusuf,thegeneralaskedmetotellhimmyadventurewithhiswife。
Icouldnotnowrefuse,andIbeganastorywhichamusedandinterestedthegeneralandhisfriendsforanhourorso,butwhichwasfrombeginningtoendtheworkofmyimagination。
ThusIcontinuedtorespecttheprivacyofYusuf,toavoidimplicatingthegoodfameofMadameF————,andtoshewmyselfinalightwhichwastolerablyadvantageoustome。Mystory,whichwasfullofsentiment,didmeagreatdealofhonour,andIfeltveryhappywhenIsawfromtheexpressionofMadameF————’sfacethatshewaspleasedwithme,althoughsomewhatsurprised。
Whenwefoundourselvesagaininherhouseshetoldme,inthepresenceofM。D————R—————,thatthestoryIhadrelatedtothegeneralwascertainlyverypretty,althoughpurelyimaginary,thatshewasnotangrywithme,becauseIhadamusedher,butthatshecouldnothelpremarkingmyobstinacyinrefusingcompliancewithherwishes。Then,turningtoM。D————R—————,shesaid,"M。CasanovapretendsthatifhehadgivenanaccountofhismeetingwithYusuf’swifewithoutchanginganythingeverybodywouldthinkthatIallowedhimtoentertainmewithindecentstories。Iwantyoutogiveyouropinionaboutit。Willyou,"sheadded,speakingtome,"besogoodastorelateimmediatelytheadventureinthesamewordswhichyouhaveusedwhenyoutoldmeofit?"
"Yes,madam,ifyouwishmetodoso。"
Stungtothequickbyanindiscretionwhich,asIdidnotyetknowwomenthoroughly,seemedtomewithoutexample,Icastallfearsofdispleasingtothewinds,relatedtheadventurewithallthewarmthofanimpassionedpoet,andwithoutdisguisingorattenuatingintheleastthedesireswhichthecharmsoftheGreekbeautyhadinspiredmewith。
"Doyouthink,"saidM。D————R—————toMadameF—————,"thatheoughttohaverelatedthatadventurebeforeallourfriendsashehasjustrelatedittous?"
"Ifitbewrongforhimtotellitinpublic,itisalsowrongtotellittomeinprivate。"
"Youaretheonlyjudgeofthat:yes,ifhehasdispleasedyou;no,ifhehasamusedyou。Asformyownopinion,hereitis:Hehasjustnowamusedmeverymuch,buthewouldhavegreatlydispleasedmeifhehadrelatedthesameadventureinpublic。"
"Then,"exclaimedMadameF————,"Imustrequestyounevertotellmeinprivateanythingthatyoucannotrepeatinpublic。"
"Ipromise,madam,toactalwaysaccordingtoyourwishes。"
"Itbeingunderstood,"addedM。D————R—————,smiling,"thatmadamreservesallrightsofrepealingthatorderwhenevershemaythinkfit。"
Iwasvexed,butIcontrivednottoshowit。Afewminutesmore,andwetookleaveofMadameF————
Iwasbeginningtounderstandthatcharmingwoman,andtodreadtheordealtowhichshewouldsubjectme。Butlovewasstrongerthanfear,and,fortifiedwithhope,Ihadthecouragetoendurethethorns,soastogathertheroseattheendofmysufferings。IwasparticularlypleasedtofindthatM。D————R—————wasnotjealousofme,evenwhensheseemedtodarehimtoit。Thiswasapointofthegreatestimportance。
Afewdaysafterwards,asIwasentertainingheronvarioussubjects,sheremarkedhowunfortunateithadbeenformetoenterthelazzarettoatAnconawithoutanymoney。
"Inspiteofmydistress,"Isaid,"IfellinlovewithayoungandbeautifulGreekslave,whoverynearlycontrivedtomakemebreakthroughallthesanitarylaws。"
"Howso?"
"Youarealone,madam,andIhavenotforgottenyourorders。"
"Isitaveryimproperstory?"
"No:yetIwouldnotrelateittoyouinpublic。"
"Well,"shesaid,laughing,"Irepealmyorder,asM。D————R—————
saidIwould。Tellmeallaboutit。"
Itoldmystory,and,seeingthatshewaspensive,IexaggeratedthemiseryIhadfeltatnotbeingabletocompletemyconquest。
"Whatdoyoumeanbyyourmisery?Ithinkthatthepoorgirlwasmoretobepitiedthanyou。Youhaveneverseenhersince?"
"Ibegyourpardon,madam;Imetheragain,butIdarenottellyouwhenorhow。"
"Nowyoumustgoon;itisallnonsenseforyoutostop。Tellmeall;Iexpectyouhavebeenguiltyofsomeblackdeed。"
"Veryfarfromit,madam,foritwasaverysweet,althoughincomplete,enjoyment。"
"Goon!Butdonotcallthingsexactlybytheirnames。Itisnotnecessarytogointodetails。"
Emboldenedbytherenewalofherorder,Itoldher,withoutlookingherintheface,ofmymeetingwiththeGreekslaveinthepresenceofBellino,andoftheactwhichwascutshortbytheappearanceofhermaster。WhenIhadfinishedmystory,MadameF————remainedsilent,andIturnedtheconversationintoadifferentchannel,forthoughIfeltmyselfonanexcellentfootingwithher,IknewlikewisethatIhadtoproceedwithgreatprudence。Shewastooyoungtohaveloweredherselfbefore,andshewouldcertainlylookuponaconnectionwithmeasaloweringofherdignity。
Fortunewhichhadalwayssmileduponmeinthemosthopelesscases,didnotintendtoill—treatmeonthisoccasion,andprocuredme,onthatverysameday,afavourofaverypeculiarnature。Mycharmingladylovehavingprickedherfingerratherseverely,screamedloudly,andstretchedherhandtowardsme,entreatingmetosuckthebloodflowingfromthewound。Youmayjudge,dearreader,whetherIwaslonginseizingthatbeautifulhand,andifyouare,orifyouhaveeverbeeninlove,youwilleasilyguessthemannerinwhichI
performedmydelightfulwork。Whatisakiss?Isitnotanardentdesiretoinhaleaportionofthebeingwelove?WasnotthebloodI
wassuckingfromthatcharmingwoundaportionofthewomanI
worshipped?WhenIhadcompletedmywork,shethankedmeaffectionately,andtoldmetospitoutthebloodIhadsucked。
"Itishere,"Isaid,placingmyhandonmyheart,"andGodaloneknowswhathappinessithasgivenme。"
"Youhavedrunkmybloodwithhappiness!Areyouthenacannibal?"
"Ibelievenot,madam;butitwouldhavebeensacrilegeinmyeyesifIhadsufferedonesingledropofyourbloodtobelost。"
Oneevening,therewasanunusuallylargeattendanceatM。D————
R—————’sassembly,andweweretalkingofthecarnivalwhichwasnearathand。Everybodywasregrettingthelackofactors,andtheimpossibilityofenjoyingthepleasuresofthetheatre。I
immediatelyofferedtoprocureagoodcompanyatmyexpense,iftheboxeswereatoncesubscribedfor,andthemonopolyofthefarobankgrantedtome。Notimewastobelost,forthecarnivalwasapproaching,andIhadtogotoOtrantotoengageatroop。Myproposalwasacceptedwithgreatjoy,andtheproveditore—generaleplacedafeluccaatmydisposal。Theboxeswerealltakeninthreedays,andaJewtookthepit,twonightsaweekexcepted,whichI
reservedformyownprofit。
Thecarnivalbeingverylongthatyear,Ihadeverychanceofsuccess。Itissaidgenerallythattheprofessionoftheatricalmanagerisdifficult,but,ifthatisthecase,Ihavenotfounditsobyexperience,andamboundtoaffirmthecontrary。