"Hercheerfulspirits,"sheadded,"herartlesssimplicity,hernaturalwit,arelikeherbeauty,theymustbedressedintheVenetianfashion。Wearehighlypleasedwithmynephew’schoice,andhehasincurredeverlastingobligationstowardsyou。Ihopethatforthefutureyouwillconsiderourhouseasyourown。"
Theinvitationwaspolite,perhapsitwassincere,yetIdidnotavailmyselfofit,andtheyweregladofit。AttheendofoneyearChristinepresentedherhusbandwithalivingtokenoftheirmutuallove,andthatcircumstanceincreasedtheirconjugalfelicity。
Weallfoundcomfortablequartersinthecount’shouseinTreviso,where,afterpartakingofsomerefreshments,theguestsretiredtorest。
ThenextmorningIwaswithCountAlgarottiandmytwofriendswhenCharlescamein,handsome,bright,andradiant。Whilehewasansweringwithmuchwitsomejokesofthecount,Ikeptlookingathimwithsomeanxiety,buthecameuptomeandembracedmewarmly。
Iconfessthatakissnevermademehappier。
Peoplewonderatthedevoutscoundrelswhocallupontheirsaintwhentheythinkthemselvesinneedofheavenlyassistance,orwhothankhimwhentheyimaginethattheyhaveobtainedsomefavourfromhim,butpeoplearewrong,foritisagoodandrightfeeling,whichpreachesagainstAtheism。
AttheinvitationofCharles,hisauntandhissisterhadgonetopayamorningvisittotheyoungwife,andtheyreturnedwithher。
Happinessnevershoneonamorelovelyface!
M。Algarotti,goingtowardsher,enquiredfromheraffectionatelywhethershehadhadagoodnight。Heronlyanswerwastorushtoherhusband’sarms。Itwasthemostartless,andatthesametimethemosteloquent,answershecouldpossiblegive。Thenturningherbeautifuleyestowardsme,andofferingmeherhand,shesaid,"M。Casanova,Iamhappy,andIlovetobeindebtedtoyouformyhappiness。"
Thetearswhichwereflowingfrommyeyes,asIkissedherhand,toldherbetterthanwordshowtrulyhappyIwasmyself。
Thedinnerpassedoffdelightfully。WethenleftforMestraandVenice。Weescortedthemarriedcoupletotheirhouse,andreturnedhometoamuseM。Bragadinwiththerelationofourexpedition。Thisworthyandparticularlylearnedmansaidathousandthingsaboutthemarriage,someofgreatprofundityandothersofgreatabsurdity。
Ilaughedinwardly。Iwastheonlyonewhohadthekeytothemystery,andcouldrealizethesecretofthecomedy。
EndMEMOIRSOFJACQUESCASANOVAdeSEINGALT1725—1798
VENETIANYEARS,Volume1e——MILANANDMANTUA
THERAREUNABRIDGEDLONDONEDITIONOF1894TRANSLATEDBYARTHUR
MACHENTOWHICHHASBEENADDEDTHECHAPTERSDISCOVERED
BYARTHURSYMONS。
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CHAPTERXX
SlightMisfortunesCompelMetoLeaveVenice——MyAdventuresinMilanandMantuaOnLowSundayCharlespaidusavisitwithhislovelywife,whoseemedtotallyindifferenttowhatChristineusedtobe。Herhairdressedwithpowderdidnotpleasemeaswellastheravenblackofherbeautifullocks,andherfashionabletownattiredidnot,inmyeyes,suitheraswellasherrichcountrydress。Butthecountenancesofhusbandandwifeborethestampofhappiness。
CharlesreproachedmeinafriendlymannerbecauseIhadnotcalledonceuponthem,and,inordertoatoneformyapparentnegligence,I
wenttoseethemthenextdaywithM。Dandolo。Charlestoldmethathiswifewasidolizedbyhisauntandhissisterwhohadbecomeherbosomfriend;thatshewaskind,affectionate,unassuming,andofadispositionwhichenforcedaffection。IwasnolesspleasedwiththisfavourablestateofthingsthanwiththefacilitywithwhichChristinewaslearningtheVenetiandialect。
WhenM。DandoloandIcalledattheirhouse,Charleswasnotathome;
Christinewasalonewithhistworelatives。Themostfriendlywelcomewasprofferedtous,andinthecourseofconversationtheauntpraisedtheprogressmadebyChristineinherwritingveryhighly,andaskedhertoletmeseehercopy—book。Ifollowedhertothenextroom,whereshetoldmethatshewasveryhappy;thateverydayshediscoverednewvirtuesinherhusband。Hehadtoldher,withouttheslightestappearanceofsuspicionofdispleasure,thatheknewthatwehadspenttwodaystogetherinTreviso,andthathehadlaughedatthewell—meaningfoolwhohadgivenhimthatpieceofinformationinthehopeofraisingacloudintheheavenoftheirfelicity。
Charleswastrulyendowedwithallthevirtues,withallthenoblequalitiesofanhonestanddistinguishedman。Twenty—sixyearsafterwardsIhappenedtorequiretheassistanceofhispurse,andfoundhimmytruefriend。Ineverwasafrequentvisitorathishouse,andheappreciatedmydelicacy。HediedafewmonthsbeforemylastdeparturefromVenice,leavinghiswidowineasycircumstances,andthreewell—educatedsons,allwithgoodpositions,whomay,forwhatIknow,bestilllivingwiththeirmother。
InJuneIwenttothefairatPadua,andmadetheacquaintanceofayoungmanofmyownage,whowasthenstudyingmathematicsunderthecelebratedProfessorSucci。HisnamewasTognolo,butthinkingitdidnotsoundwell,hechangeditforthatofFabris。Hebecame,inafteryears,ComtedeFabris,lieutenant—generalunderJosephII。,anddiedGovernorofTransylvania。Thisman,whoowedhishighfortunetohistalents,would,perhaps,havelivedanddiedunknownifhehadkepthisnameofTognolo,atrulyvulgarone。HewasfromUderzo,alargevillageoftheVenetianFriuli。HehadabrotherintheChurch,amanofparts,andagreatgamester,who,havingadeepknowledgeoftheworld,hadtakenthenameofFabris,andtheyoungerbrotherhadtoassumeitlikewise。Soonafterwardsheboughtanestatewiththetitleofcount,becameaVenetiannobleman,andhisoriginasacountrybumpkinwasforgotten。IfhehadkepthisnameofTognoloitwouldhaveinjuredhim,forhecouldnothavepronounceditwithoutremindinghishearersofwhatiscalled,bythemostcontemptibleofprejudices,lowextraction,andtheprivilegedclass,throughanabsurderror,doesnotadmitthepossibilityofapeasanthavingtalentorgenius。Nodoubtatimewillcomewhensociety,moreenlightened,andthereforemorereasonable,willacknowledgethatnoblefeelings,honour,andheroismcanbefoundineveryconditionoflifeaseasilyasinaclass,thebloodofwhichisnotalwaysexemptfromthetaintofamisalliance。
Thenewcount,whileheallowedotherstoforgethisorigin,wastoowisetoforgetithimself,andinlegaldocumentshealwayssignedhisfamilynameaswellastheonehehadadopted。Hisbrotherhadofferedhimtwowaystowinfortuneintheworld,leavinghimperfectlyfreeinhischoice。Bothrequiredanexpenditureofonethousandsequins,buttheabbehadputtheamountasideforthatpurpose。MyfriendhadtochoosebetweentheswordofMarsandthebirdofMinerva。TheabbeknewthathecouldpurchaseforhisbrotheracompanyinthearmyofhisImperialandApostolicMajesty,orobtainforhimaprofessorshipattheUniversityofPadua;formoneycandoeverything。Butmyfriend,whowasgiftedwithnoblefeelingsandgoodsense,knewthatineitherprofessiontalentsandknowledgewereessentials,andbeforemakingachoicehewasapplyinghimselfwithgreatsuccesstothestudyofmathematics。Heutlimatelydecideduponthemilitaryprofession,thusimitatingAchilles,whopreferredtheswordtothedistaff,andhepaidforitwithhislifelikethesonofPeleus;thoughnotsoyoung,andnotthroughawoundinflictedbyanarrow,butfromtheplague,whichhecaughtintheunhappycountryinwhichtheindolenceofEuropeallowstheTurkstoperpetuatethatfearfuldisease。
Thedistinguishedappearance,thenoblesentiments,thegreatknowledge,andthetalentsofFabriswouldhavebeenturnedintoridiculeinamancalledTognolo,forsuchistheforceofprejudices,particularlyofthosewhichhavenogroundtorestupon,thatanill—soundingnameisdegradinginthisourstupidsociety。
Myopinionisthatmenwhohaveanill—soundingname,oronewhichpresentsanindecentorridiculousidea,arerightinchangingitiftheyintendtowinhonour,fame,andfortuneeitherinartsorsciences。Noonecanreasonablydenythemthatright,providedthenametheyassumebelongstonobody。Thealphabetisgeneralproperty,andeveryonehastherighttouseitforthecreationofawordforminganappellativesound。Buthemusttrulycreateit。
Voltaire,inspiteofhisgenius,wouldnotperhapshavereachedposterityunderhisnameofArouet,especiallyamongsttheFrench,whoalwaysgivewaysoeasilytotheirkeensenseofridiculeandequivocation。Howcouldtheyhaveimaginedthatawriter’arouet’
couldbeamanofgenius?AndD’Alembert,wouldhehaveattainedhishighfame,hisuniversalreputation,ifhehadbeensatisfiedwithhisnameofM。LeRond,orMr。Allround?WhatwouldhavebecomeofMetastasiounderhistruenameofTrapasso?WhatimpressionwouldMelanchthonhavemadewithhisnameofSchwarzerd?Wouldhethenhavedaredtoraisethevoiceofamoralistphilosopher,ofareformeroftheEucharist,andsomanyotherholythings?WouldnotM。deBeauharnaishavecausedsomepersonstolaughandotherstoblushifhehadkepthisnameofBeauvit,evenifthefirstfounderofhisfamilyhadbeenindebtedforhisfortunetothefinequalityexpressedbythatname?
WouldtheBourbeuxhavemadeasgoodafigureonthethroneastheBourbons?IthinkthatKingPoniatowskioughttohaveabdicatedthenameofAugustus,whichhehadtakenatthetimeofhisaccessiontothethrone,whenheabdicatedroyalty。TheColeoniofBergamo,however,wouldfinditratherdifficulttochangetheirname,becausetheywouldbecompelledatthesametimetochangetheircoatofarms(thetwogenerativeglands),andthustoannihilatethegloryoftheirancestor,theheroBartholomeo。
TowardstheendofautumnmyfriendFabrisintroducedmetoafamilyinthemidstofwhichthemindandtheheartcouldfinddeliciousfood。ThatfamilyresidedinthecountryontheroadtoZero。Card—
playing,lovemaking,andpracticaljokesweretheorderoftheday。
Someofthosejokeswererathersevereones,buttheorderofthedaywasnevertogetangryandtolaughateverything,foronewastotakeeveryjestpleasantlyorbethoughtabore。Bedsteadswouldatnighttumbledownundertheiroccupants,ghostswerepersonated,diureticpillsorsugar—plumsweregiventoyoungladies,aswellascomfitswhoproducedcertainwindsrisingfromthenetherlands,andimpossibletokeepundercontrol。Thesejokeswouldsometimesgorathertoofar,butsuchwasthespiritanimatingallthemembersofthatcircle;theywouldlaugh。Iwasnotlessinuredthantheotherstothewarofoffenceanddefence,butatlasttherewassuchabitterjokeplayeduponmethatitsuggestedtomeanother,thefatalconsequencesofwhichputastoptothemaniabywhichwewereallpossessed。
Wewereinthehabitofwalkingtoafarmwhichwasabouthalfaleaguedistantbytheroad,butthedistancecouldbereducedbyhalfbygoingoveradeepandmiryditchacrosswhichanarrowplankwasthrown,andIalwaysinsistedupongoingthatway,inspiteofthefrightoftheladieswhoalwaystrembledonthenarrowbridge,althoughIneverfailedtocrossthefirst,andtooffermyhandtohelpthemover。Onefineday,Icrossedfirstsoastogivethemcourage,butsuddenly,whenIreachedthemiddleoftheplank,itgavewayunderme,andthereIwasintheditch,uptothechininstinkingmud,and,inspiteofmyinwardrage,obliged,accordingtothegeneralunderstanding,tojoininthemerrylaughterofallmycompanions。Butthemerrimentdidnotlastlong,forthejokewastoobad,andeveryonedeclaredittobeso。Somepeasantswerecalledtotherescue,andwithmuchdifficultytheydraggedmeoutinthemostawfulstate。Anentirelynewdress,embroideredwithspangles,mysilkstockings,mylace,everything,wasofcoursespoiled,butnotmindingit,Ilaughedmoreheartilythatanybodyelse,althoughIhadalreadymadeaninwardvowtohavethemostcruelrevenge。InordertoknowtheauthorofthatbitterjokeIhadonlytoappearcalmandindifferentaboutit。Itwasevidentthattheplankhadbeenpurposelysawn。Iwastakenbacktothehouse,ashirt,acoat,acompletecostume,werelentme,forIhadcomethattimeonlyfortwenty—fourhours,andhadnotbroughtanythingwithme。Iwenttothecitythenextmorning,andtowardstheeveningI
returnedtothegaycompany。Fabris,whohadbeenasangryasmyself,observedtomethattheperpetratorofthejokeevidentlyfelthisguilt,becausehetookgoodcarenottodiscoverhimself。
ButIunveiledthemysterybypromisingonesequintoapeasantwomanifshecouldfindoutwhohadsawntheplank。Shecontrivedtodiscovertheyoungmanwhohaddonethework。Icalledonhim,andtheofferofasequin,togetherwithmythreats,compelledhimtoconfessthathehadbeenpaidforhisworkbySignorDemetrio,aGreek,dealerinspices,agoodandamiablemanofbetweenforty—fiveandfiftyyears,onwhomIneverplayedanytrick,exceptinthecaseofapretty,youngservantgirlwhomhewascourting,andwhomIhadjuggledfromhim。
Satisfiedwithmydiscovery,Iwasrackingmybraintoinventagoodpracticaljoke,buttoobtaincompleterevengeitwasnecessarythatmytrickshouldproveworsethantheonehehadplayeduponme。
Unfortunatelymyimaginationwasatbay。Icouldnotfindanything。
Afuneralputanendtomydifficulties。
Armedwithmyhunting—knife,Iwentalonetothecemeteryalittleaftermidnight,andopeningthegraveofthedeadmanwhohadbeenburiedthatveryday,Icutoffoneofthearmsneartheshoulder,notwithoutsometrouble,andafterIhadre—buriedthecorpse,I
returnedtomyroomwiththearmofthedefunct。Thenextday,whensupperwasover,IleftthetableandretiredtomychamberasifI
intendedtogotobed,buttakingthearmwithmeIhidmyselfunderDemetrio’sbed。Ashorttimeafter,theGreekcomesin,undresseshimself,puthislightout,andliesdown。Igivehimtimetofallnearlyasleep;then,placingmyselfatthefootofthebed,Ipullawaytheclotheslittlebylittleuntilheishalfnaked。Helaughsandcallsout,"Whoeveryoumaybe,goawayandletmesleepquietly,forIdonotbelieveinghosts;"hecovershimselfagainandcomposeshimselftosleep。
Iwaitfiveorsixminutes,andpullagainatthebedclothes;butwhenhetriestodrawupthesheet,sayingthathedoesnotcareforghosts,Iopposesomeresistance。Hesitsupsoastocatchthehandwhichispullingattheclothes,andItakecarethatheshouldgetholdofthedeadhand。Confidentthathehascaughtthemanorthewomanwhowasplayingthetrick,hepullsittowardshim,laughingallthetime;Ikeeptightholdofthearmforafewinstants,andthenletitgosuddenly;theGreekfallsbackonhispillowwithoututteringasingleword。
Thetrickwasplayed,Ileavetheroomwithoutanynoise,and,reachingmychamber,gotobed。
Iwasfastasleep,whentowardsmorningIwasawokebypersonsgoingabout,andnotunderstandingwhytheyshouldbeupsoearly,Igotup。ThefirstpersonImet——themistressofthehouse——toldmethatIhadplayedanabominablejoke。
"I?WhathaveIdone?"
"M。Demetrioisdying。"
"HaveIkilledhim?"
Shewentawaywithoutansweringme。Idressedmyself,ratherfrightened,Iconfess,butdetermineduponpleadingcompleteignoranceofeverything,andIproceededtoDemetrio’sroom;andI
wasconfrontedwithhorror—strickencountenancesandbitterreproaches。Ifoundalltheguestsaroundhim。Iprotestedmyinnocence,buteveryonesmiled。Thearchpriestandthebeadle,whohadjustarrived,wouldnotburythearmwhichwaslyingthere,andtheytoldmethatIhadbeenguiltyofagreatcrime。
"Iamastonished,reverendsir,"Isaidtothepriest,"atthehastyjudgmentwhichisthuspasseduponme,whenthereisnoprooftocondemnme。"
"Youhavedoneit,"exclaimedalltheguests,"youalonearecapableofsuchanabomination;itisjustlikeyou。Noonebutyouwouldhavedaredtodosuchathing!"
"Iamcompelled,"saidthearchpriest,"todrawupanofficialreport。"
"Asyouplease,Ihavenottheslightestobjection,"Ianswered,"I
havenothingtofear。"
AndIlefttheroom。
Icontinuedtotakeitcoolly,andatthedinner—tableIwasinformedthatM。Demetriohadbeenbled,thathehadrecoveredtheuseofhiseyes,butnotofhistongueorofhislimbs。Thenextdayhecouldspeak,andIheard,afterIhadtakenleaveofthefamily,thathewasstupidandspasmodic。Thepoormanremainedinthatpainfulstatefortherestofhislife。Ifeltdeeplygrieved,butIhadnotintendedtoinjurehimsobadly。Ithoughtthatthetrickhehadplayeduponmemighthavecostmylife,andIcouldnothelpderivingconsolationfromthatidea。
Onthesameday,thearchpriestmadeuphismindtohavethearmburied,andtosendaformaldenunciation。againstmetotheepiscopalchancellorshipofTreviso。
AnnoyedatthereproacheswhichIreceivedonallsides,IreturnedtoVenice。AfortnightafterwardsIwassummonedtoappearbeforethe’magistratoallablasfemia’。IbeggedM。Barbarotoenquirethecauseoftheaforesaidsummons,foritwasaformidablecourt。Iwassurprisedattheproceedingsbeingtakenagainstme,asiftherehadbeenacertaintyofmyhavingdesecratedagrave,whilsttherecouldbenothingbutsuspicion。ButIwasmistaken,thesummonswasnotrelatingtothataffair。M。Barbaroinformedmeintheeveningthatawomanhadbroughtacomplaintagainstmeforhavingviolatedherdaughter。Shestatedinhercomplaintthat,havingdecoyedherchildtotheZuecca,Ihadabusedherbyviolence,andsheadducedasaproofthatherdaughterwasconfinedtoherbed,owingtothebadtreatmentshehadreceivedfrommeinmyendeavourstoravishher。
Itwasoneofthosecomplaintswhichareoftenmade,inordertogivetroubleandtocauseexpense,evenagainstinnocentpersons。Iwasinnocentofviolation,butitwasquitetruethatIhadgiventhegirlasoundthrashing。Ipreparedmydefence,andbeggedM。
Barbarotodeliverittothemagistrate’ssecretary。
DECLARATION
Iherebydeclarethat,onsuchaday,havingmetthewomanwithherdaughter,Iaccostedthemandofferedtogivethemsomerefreshmentsatacoffee—housenearby;thatthedaughterrefusedtoacceptmycaresses,andthatthemothersaidtome,——
"Mydaughterisyetavirgin,andsheisquiterightnottolosehermaidenhoodwithoutmakingagoodprofitbyit。"
"Ifso,"Ianswered,"Iwillgiveyoutensequinsforhervirginity。"
"Youmayjudgeforyourself,"saidthemother。
Havingassuredmyselfofthefactbytheassistanceofthesenseoffeeling,andhavingascertainedthatitmightbetrue,ItoldthemothertobringthegirlintheafternoontotheZuecca,andthatI
wouldgiveherthetensequins。Myofferwasjoyfullyaccepted,themotherbroughtherdaughtertome,shereceivedthemoney,andleavingustogetherintheGardenoftheCross,shewentaway。
WhenItriedtoavailmyselfoftherightforwhichIhadpaid,thegirl,mostlikelytrainedtothebusinessbyhermother,contrivedtopreventme。Atfirstthegameamusedme,butatlast,beingtiredofit,Itoldhertohavedone。SheansweredquietlythatitwasnotherfaultifIwasnotabletodowhatIwanted。Vexedandannoyed,Iplacedherinsuchapositionthatshefoundherselfatbay,but,makingaviolenteffort,shemanagedtochangeherpositionanddebarredmefrommakinganyfurtherattempts。
"Why,"Isaidtoher,"didyoumove?"
"BecauseIwouldnothaveitinthatposition。"
"Youwouldnot?"
"No。"
Withoutmoreado,Igotholdofabroomstick,andgaveheragoodlesson,inordertogetsomethingforthetensequinswhichIhadbeenfoolishenoughtopayinadvance。ButIhavebrokennoneofherlimbs,andItookcaretoapplymyblowsonlyonherposteriors,onwhichspotIhavenodoubtthatallthemarksmaybeseen。IntheeveningImadeherdressherselfagain,andsentherbackinaboatwhichchancedtopass,andshewaslandedinsafety。Themotherreceivedtensequins,thedaughterhaskeptherhatefulmaidenhood,and,ifIamguiltyofanything,itisonlyofhavinggivenathrashingtoaninfamousgirl,thepupilofastillmoreinfamousmother。
Mydeclarationhadnoeffect。Themagistratewasacquaintedwiththegirl,andthemotherlaughedathavingdupedmesoeasily。Iwassummoned,butdidnotappearbeforethecourt,andawritwasonthepointofbeingissuedagainstmybody,whenthecomplaintoftheprofanationofagravewasfiledagainstmebeforethesamemagistrate。ItwouldhavebeenlessseriousformeifthesecondaffairhadbeencarriedbeforetheCouncilofTen,becauseonecourtmighthavesavedmefromtheother。
Thesecondcrime,which,afterall,wasonlyajoke,washighfelonyintheeyesoftheclergy,andagreatdealwasmadeofit。Iwassummonedtoappearwithintwenty—fourhours,anditwasevidentthatIwouldbearrestedimmediatelyafterwards。M。deBragadin,whoalwaysgavegoodadvice,toldmethatthebestwaytoavoidthethreateningstormwastorunaway。Theadvicewascertainlywise,andIlostnotimeingettingready。
IhaveneverleftVenicewithsomuchregretasIdidthen,forIhadsomepleasantintriguesonhand,andIwasveryluckyatcards。Mythreefriendsassuredmethat,withinoneyearatthefurthest,thecasesagainstmewouldbeforgotten,andinVenice,whenpublicopinionhasforgottenanything,itcanbeeasilyarranged。
IleftVeniceintheeveningandthenextdayIsleptatVerona。TwodaysafterwardsIreachedMantua。Iwasalone,withplentyofclothesandjewels,withoutlettersofintroduction,butwithawell—
filledpurse,enjoyingexcellenthealthandmytwenty—threeyears。
InMantuaIorderedanexcellentdinner,theveryfirstthingoneoughttodoatalargehotel,andafterdinnerIwentoutforawalk。
Intheevening,afterIhadseenthecoffee—housesandtheplacesofresort,Iwenttothetheatre,andIwasdelightedtoseeMarinaappearonthestageasacomicdancer,amidthegreatestapplause,whichshedeserved,forshedancedbeautifully。Shewastall,handsome,verywellmadeandverygraceful。Iimmediatelyresolvedonrenewingmyacquaintancewithher,ifshehappenedtobefree,andaftertheoperaIengagedaboytotakemetoherhouse。Shehadjustsatdowntosupperwithsomeone,butthemomentshesawmeshethrewhernapkindownandflewtomyarms。Ireturnedherkisses,judgingbyherwarmththatherguestwasamanofnoconsequence。
Theservant,withoutwaitingfororders,hadalreadylaidaplateforme,andMarinainvitedmetositdownnearher。Ifeltvexed,becausetheaforesaidindividualhadnotrisentosaluteme,andbeforeIacceptedMarina’sinvitationIaskedherwhothegentlemanwas,begginghertointroduceme。
"Thisgentleman,"shesaid,"isCountCeli,ofRome;heismylover。"
"Icongratulateyou,"Isaidtoher,andturningtowardstheso—
calledcount,"Sir,"Iadded,"donotbeangryatourmutualaffection,Marinaismydaughter。"
"Sheisaprostitute。"
"True,"saidMarina,"andyoucanbelievethecount,forheismyprocurer。"
Atthosewords,thebrutethrewhisknifeatherface,butsheavoideditbyrunningaway。Thescoundrelfollowedher,butIdrewmysword,andsaid,"Stop,oryouareadeadman。"
IimmediatelyaskedMarinatoorderherservanttolightmeout,butshehastilyputacloakon,andtakingmyarmsheentreatedmetotakeherwithme。
"Withpleasure,"Isaid。
Thecounttheninvitedmetomeethimalone,onthefollowingday,attheCasinoofPomi,tohearwhathehadtosay。
"Verywell,sir,atfourintheafternoon,"Ianswered。
ItookMarinatomyinn,whereIlodgedherintheroomadjoiningmine,andwesatdowntosupper。
Marina,seeingthatIwasthoughtful,said,"Areyousorrytohavesavedmefromtherageofthatbrute?"
"No,Iamgladtohavedoneso,buttellmetrulywhoandwhatheis。"
"Heisagamblerbyprofession,andgiveshimselfoutasCountCeli。
Imadehisacquaintancehere。Hecourtedme,invitedmetosupper,playedaftersupper,and,havingwonalargesumfromanEnglishmanwhomhehaddecoyedtohissupperbytellinghimthatIwouldbepresent,hegavemefiftyguineas,sayingthathehadgivenmeaninterestinhisbank。AssoonasIhadbecomehismistress,heinsisteduponmybeingcompliantwithallthemenhewantedtomakehisdupes,andatlasthetookuphisquartersatmylodgings。ThewelcomeIgaveyouverylikelyvexedhim,andyouknowtherest。
HereIam,andhereIwillremainuntilmydepartureforMantuawhereIhaveanengagementasfirstdancer。MyservantwillbringmeallI
needforto—night,andIwillgivehimorderstomoveallmyluggageto—morrow。Iwillnotseethatscoundrelanymore。Iwillbeonlyyours,ifyouarefreeasinCorfu,andifyoulovemestill。"
"Yes,mydearMarina,Idoloveyou,butifyouwishtobemymistress,youmustbeonlymine。"
"Oh!ofcourse。Ihavethreehundredsequins,andIwillgivethemtoyouto—morrowifyouwilltakemeasyourmistress。"
"Idonotwantanymoney;allIwantisyourself。Well,itisallarranged;to—morroweveningweshallfeelmorecomfortable。"
"Perhapsyouarethinkingofaduelforto—morrow?。Butdonotimaginesuchathing,dearest。Iknowthatman;heisanarrantcoward。"
"Imustkeepmyengagementwithhim。"
"Iknowthat,buthewillnotkeephis,andIamverygladofit。"
Changingtheconversationandspeakingofouroldacquaintances,sheinformedmethatshehadquarreledwithherbrotherPetronio,thathersisterwasprimadonnainGenoa,andthatBellinoTheresewasstillinNaples,whereshecontinuedtoruindukes。Sheconcludedbysaying;
"Iamthemostunhappyofthefamily。"
"Howso?Youarebeautiful,andyouhavebecomeanexcellentdancer。
Donotbesoprodigalofyourfavours,andyoucannotfailtomeetwithamanwhowilltakecareofyourfortune。"
"Tobesparingofmyfavoursisverydifficult;whenIlove,Iamnolongermine,butwhenIdonotlove,Icannotbeamiable。Well,dearest,Icouldbeveryhappywithyou。"
"DearMarina,Iamnotwealthy,andmyhonourwouldnotallowme……"
"Holdyourtongue;Iunderstandyou。"
"Whyhaveyounotalady’smaidwithyouinsteadofamaleservant?"
"Youareright。Amaidwouldlookmorerespectable,butmyservantissocleverandsofaithful!"
"Icanguessallhisqualities,butheisnotafitservantforyou。"
ThenextdayafterdinnerIleftMarinagettingreadyforthetheatre,andhavingputeverythingofvalueIpossessedinmypocket,ItookacarriageandproceededtotheCasinoofPomi。Ifeltconfidentofdisablingthefalsecount,andsentthecarriageaway。
Iwasconsciousofbeingguiltyofgreatfollyinexposingmylifewithsuchanadversary。Imighthavebrokenmyengagementwithhimwithoutimplicatingmyhonour,but,thefactisthatIfeltwelldisposedforafight,andasIwascertainlyintherightIthoughttheprospectofaduelverydelightful。Avisittoadancer,abruteprofessingtobeanobleman,whoinsultsherinmypresence,whowantstokillher,whoallowshertobecarriedoffinhisveryteeth,andwhoseonlyoppositionistogivemeanappointment!ItseemedtomethatifIhadfailedtocome,Ishouldhavegivenhimtherighttocallmeacoward。
Thecounthadnotyetarrived。Ienteredthecoffee—roomtowaitforhim。Imetagood—lookingFrenchmanthere,andIaddressedhim。
Beingpleasedwithhisconversation,ItoldhimthatIexpectedthearrivalofaman,andthatasmyhonourrequiredthatheshouldfindmealoneIwouldfeelgratefulifhewouldgoawayassoonasIsawthemanapproaching。AshorttimeafterwardsIsawmyadversarycomingalong,butwithasecond。IthentoldtheFrenchmanthathewouldobligemebyremaining,andheacceptedasreadilyasifIhadinvitedhimtoapartyofpleasure。Thecountcameinwithhisfollower,whowassportingaswordatleastfortyincheslong,andhadallthelookofacut—throat。Iadvancedtowardsthecount,andsaidtohimdryly,——
"Youtoldmethatyouwouldcomealone。"
"Myfriendwillnotbeintheway,asIonlywanttospeaktoyou。"
"IfIhadknownthat,Iwouldnothavegoneoutofmyway。Butdonotletusbenoisy,andletusgotosomeplacewherewecanexchangeafewwordswithoutbeingseen。Followme。"
Ileftthecoffee—roomwiththeyoungFrenchman,who,beingwellacquaintedwiththeplace,tookmetothemostfavourablespot,andwewaitedthereforthetwootherchampions,whowerewalkingslowlyandtalkingtogether。WhentheywerewithintenpacesIdrewmyswordandcalleduponmyadversarytogetready。MyFrenchmanhadalreadytakenouthissword,buthekeptitunderhisarm。
"Twotoone!"exclaimedCeli。
"Sendyourfriendaway,andthisgentlemanwillgolikewise;atallevents,yourfriendwearsasword,thereforewearetwoagainsttwo。"
"Yes,"saidtheFrenchman,"letushaveafour—handedgame。"
"Idonotcrossswordswithadancer,"saidthecutthroat。
Hehadscarcelyutteredthosewordswhenmyfriend,goinguptohim,toldhimthatadancerwascertainlyasgoodasablackleg,andgavehimaviolentbowwiththeflatofhisswordontheface。IfollowedhisexamplewithCeli,whobegantobeataretreat,andsaidthatheonlywantedtotellmesomething,andthathewouldfightafterwards。
"Well,speak。"
"YouknowmeandIdonotknowyou。Tellmewhoyouare。"
Myonlyanswerwastoresumelayingmysworduponthescoundrel,whiletheFrenchmanwasshewingthesamedexterityuponthebackofhiscompanion,butthetwocowardstooktotheirheels,andtherewasnothingforustodobuttosheatheourweapons。ThusdidtheduelendinamannerevenmoreamusingthanMarinaherselfhadanticipated。
MybraveFrenchmanwasexpectingsomeoneatthecasino。Ilefthimafterinvitinghimtosupperforthateveningaftertheopera。I
gavehim;thenamewhichIhadassumedformyjourneyandtheaddressofmyhotel。
IgaveMarinaafulldescriptionoftheadventure。
"Iwill,"shesaid,"amuseeverybodyatthetheatrethiseveningwiththestoryofyourmeeting。Butthatwhichpleasesmemostisthat,ifyoursecondisreallyadancer,hecanbenootherthanM。
Baletti,whoisengagedwithmefortheMantuaTheatre。"
Istoredallmyvaluablesinmytrunkagain,andwenttotheopera,whereIsawBaletti,whorecognizedme,andpointedmeouttoallhisfriends,towhomhewasrelatingtheadventure。Hejoinedmeaftertheperformance,andaccompaniedmetotheinn。Marina,whohadalreadyreturned,cametomyroomassoonassheheardmyvoice,andIwasamusedatthesurpriseoftheamiableFrenchman,whenhesawtheyoungartistwithwhomhehadengagedtodancethecomicparts。
Marina,althoughanexcellentdancer,didnotliketheseriousstyle。
ThosetwohandsomeadeptsofTerpsichorehadnevermetbefore,andtheybegananamorouswarfarewhichmademeenjoymysupperimmensely,because,ashewasafellowartist,MarinaassumedtowardsBalettiatonewelladaptedtothecircumstances,andverydifferenttoherusualmannerwithothermen。Sheshonewithwitandbeautythatevening,andwasinanexcellenttemper,forshehadbeenmuchapplaudedbythepublic,thetrueversionoftheCelibusinessbeingalreadywellknown。
Thetheatrewastobeopenonlyfortenmorenights,andasMarinawishedtoleaveMilanimmediatelyafterthelastperformance,wedecidedontravellingtogether。Inthemeantime,IinvitedBaletti(itwasanItaliannamewhichhehadadoptedforthestage)tobeourguestduringtheremainderofourstayinMilan。Thefriendshipbetweenushadagreatinfluenceuponallthesubsequenteventsofmylife,asthereaderwillseeintheseMemoirs。Hehadgreattalentasadancer,butthatwastheleastofhisexcellentqualities。Hewashonest,hisfeelingswerenoble,hehadstudiedmuch,andhehadreceivedthebesteducationthatcouldbegiveninthosedaysinFrancetoanobleman。
OnthethirddayIsawplainlythatMarinawishedtomakeaconquestofhercolleague,andfeelingwhatgreatadvantagemightaccruetoherfromitIresolvedonhelpingher。Shehadapost—chaisefortwopersons,andIeasilypersuadedhertotakeBalettiwithher,sayingthatIwishedtoarrivealoneinMantuaforseveralreasonswhichI
couldnotconfidetoher。ThefactwasthatifIhadarrivedwithher,peoplewouldhavenaturallysupposedthatIwasherlover,andI
wishedtoavoidthat。Balettiwasdelightedwiththeproposal;heinsisteduponpayinghisshareoftheexpenses,butMarinawouldnothearofit。Thereasonsallegedbytheyoungmanforpayinghisownexpenseswereexcellentones,anditwaswithgreatdifficultythatI
prevaileduponhimtoacceptMarina’soffer,butIultimatelysucceeded。Ipromisedtowaitforthemontheroad,soastotakedinnerandsuppertogether,andonthedayappointedforourdepartureIleftMilanonehourbeforethem。
ReachingthecityofCremonaveryearly,whereweintendedtosleep,Itookawalkaboutthestreets,and,findingacoffee—house,Iwentin。ImadetheretheacquaintanceofaFrenchofficer,andweleftthecoffee—roomtogethertotakeashortramble。Averyprettywomanhappenedtopassinacarriage,andmycompanionstoppedhertosayafewwords。Theirconversationwassoonover,andtheofficerjoinedmeagain。
"Whoisthatlovelylady?"Ienquired。
"Sheisatrulycharmingwoman,andIcantellyouananecdoteaboutherworthyofbeingtransmittedtoposterity。YouneednotsupposethatIamgoingtoexaggerate,fortheadventureisknowntoeverybodyinCremona。Thecharmingwomanwhomyouhavejustseenisgiftedwithwitgreatereventhanherbeauty,andhereisaspecimenofit。Ayoungofficer,oneamongstmanymilitarymenwhowerecourtingher,whenMarshaldeRichelieuwascommandinginGenoa,boastedofbeingtreatedbyherwithmorefavourthanalltheothers,andoneday,intheverycoffee—roomwherewemet,headvisedabrotherofficernottolosehistimeincourtingher,becausehehadnochancewhateverofobtaininganyfavour。
"’Mydearfellow,’saidtheotherofficer,’Ihaveamuchbetterrighttogiveyouthatpieceofadvice;forIhavealreadyobtainedfromhereverythingwhichcanbegrantedtoalover。’
"’Iamcertainthatyouaretellingalie,’exclaimedtheyoungman,’andIrequestyoutofollowmeout。’
"’Mostwillingly,’saidtheindiscreetswain,’butwhatisthegoodofascertainingthetruththroughaduelandofcuttingourthroats,whenIcanmaketheladyherselfcertifythefactinyourpresence。’
"’Ibettwenty—fivelouisthatitisalluntrue,’saidtheincredulousofficer。
"’Iacceptyourbet。Letusgo。’
"Thetwocontendingpartiesproceededtogethertowardsthedwellingoftheladywhomyousawjustnow,whowastonamethewinnerofthetwenty—fivelouis。
"Theyfoundherinherdressing—room。’Wellgentlemen,’shesaid,’whatluckywindhasbroughtyouheretogetheratthishour?
"’Itisabet,madam,’answeredtheunbelievingofficer,’andyoualonecanbetheumpireinourquarrel。Thisgentlemanhasbeenboastingofhavingobtainedfromyoueverythingawomancangranttothemostfavouredlover。Ihavegivenhimthelieinthemostimpressivemanner,andaduelwastoensue,whenheofferedtohavethetruthofhisboastcertifiedbyyou。Ihavebettwenty—fiveLouisthatyouwouldnotadmitit,andhehastakenmybet。Now,madam,youcansaywhichofustwoisright。’
"Youhavelost,sir,"shesaidtohim;’butnowIbegbothofyoutoquitmyhouse,andIgiveyoufairwarningthatifyoueverdaretoshewyourfaceshereagain,youwillbesorryforit。’
"Thetwoheedlessfellowswentawaydreadfullymortified。Theunbelieverpaidthebet,buthewasdeeplyvexed,calledtheotheracoxcomb,andaweekafterwardskilledhiminaduel。
"Sincethattimetheladygoestothecasino,andcontinuestomixinsociety,butdoesnotseecompanyatherownhouse,andlivesinperfectaccordwithherhusband。"
"Howdidthehusbandtakeitall?"
"Quitewell,andlikeanintelligent,sensibleman。Hesaidthat,ifhiswifehadacteddifferently,hewouldhaveappliedforadivorce,becauseinthatcasenoonewouldhaveentertainedadoubtofherbeingguilty。"
"Thathusbandisindeedasensiblefellow。Itiscertainthat,ifhiswifehadgiventhelietotheindiscreetofficer,hewouldhavepaidthebet,buthewouldhavestoodbywhathehadsaid,andeverybodywouldhavebelievedhim。Bydeclaringhimthewinnerofthebetshehascutthemattershort,andshehasavoidedajudgmentbywhichshewouldhavebeendishonoured。Theinconsiderateboasterwasguiltyofadoublemistakeforwhichhepaidthepenaltyofhislife,buthisadversarywasasmuchwantingindelicacy,forinsuchmattersrightly—mindedmendonotventureuponbetting。Iftheonewhosaysyesisimprudent,theonewhosaysnoisadupe。Ilikethelady’spresenceofmind。"
"Butwhatsentencewouldyoupassonher。Guiltyornotguilty?"
"Notguilty。"
"Iamofthesameopinion,andithasbeentheverdictofthepubliclikewise,forshehassincebeentreatedevenbetterthanbeforetheaffair。Youwillsee,ifyougotothecasino,andIshallbehappytointroduceyoutoher"
Iinvitedtheofficertosupwithus,andwespentaverypleasantevening。Afterhehadgone,IremarkedwithpleasurethatMarinawascapableofobservingtherulesofpropriety。Shehadtakenabedroomtoherself,soasnottohurtthefeelingsofherrespectablefellow—
dancer。
WhenIarrivedinMantua,IputupatSt。Mark’shotel。Marina,towhomIhadgivenanoticethatmyintentionwastocallonherbutseldom,tookupherabodeinthehouseassignedtoherbythetheatricalmanager。
Intheafternoonofthesameday,asIwaswalkingabout,Iwentintoabookseller’sshoptoascertainwhethertherewasanynewworkout。
Iremainedtherewithoutperceivingthatthenighthadcome,andonbeingtoldthattheshopwasgoingtobeclosed,Iwentout。IhadonlygoneafewyardswhenIwasarrestedbyapatrol,theofficerofwhichtoldmethat,asIhadnolanternandaseighto’clockhadstruck,hisdutywastotakemetotheguardhouse。ItwasinvainthatIobservedthat,havingarrivedonlyintheafternoon,Icouldnotknowthatorderofthepolice。Iwascompelledtofollowhim。
Whenwereachedtheguardhouse,theofficerofthepatrolintroducedmetohiscaptain,atall,fine—lookingyoungmanwhoreceivedmeinthemostcheerfulmanner。IbeggedhimtoletmereturntomyhotelasIneededrestaftermyjourney。Helaughedandanswered,"No,indeed,Iwantyoutospendajoyousnightwithme,andingoodcompany。"Hetoldtheofficertogivemebackmysword,and,addressingmeagain,hesaid,"Ionlyconsideryou,mydearsir,asmyfriendandguest。"
Icouldnothelpbeingamusedatsuchanovelmodeofinvitation,andIacceptedit。HegavesomeorderstoaGermansoldier,andsoonafterwardsthetablewaslaidoutforfourpersons。Thetwootherofficersjoinedus,andwehadaverygaysupper。Whenthedeserthadbeenservedthecompanywasincreasedbythearrivaloftwodisgusting,dissolutefemales。Agreenclothwasspreadoverthetable,andoneoftheofficersbeganafarobank。Ipuntedsoasnottoappearunwillingtojointhegame,andafterlosingafewsequinsIwentouttobreathethefreshair,forwehaddrunkfreely。Oneofthetwofemalesfollowedme,teasedme,andfinallycontrived,inspiteofmyself,tomakemeapresentwhichcondemnedmetoaregimenofsixweeks。Afterthatfineexploit,Iwentinagain。
Ayoungandpleasantofficer,whohadlostsomefifteenortwentysequins,wasswearinglikeatrooperbecausethebankerhadpocketedhismoneyandwasgoing。Theyoungofficerhadagreatdealofgoldbeforehimonthetable,andhecontendedthatthebankeroughttohavewarnedhimthatitwouldbethelastgame。
"Sir,"Isaidtohim,politely,"youareinthewrong,forfaroisthefreestofgames。Whydoyounottakethebankyourself?"
"Itwouldbetoomuchtrouble,andthesegentlemendonotpunthighenoughforme,butifthatsortofthingamusesyou,takethebankandIwillpunt。"
"Captain,"Isaid,"willyoutakeafourthshareinmybank?"
"Willingly。"
"Gentlemen,IbegyoutogivenoticethatIwilllaythecardsdownaftersixgames。"
Iaskedfornewpacksofcards,andputthreehundredsequinsonthetable。Thecaptainwroteonthebackofacard,"Goodforahundredsequins,O’Neilan,"andplacingitwithmygoldIbeganmybank。
Theyoungofficerwasdelighted,andsaidtome,"Yourbankmightbedefunctbeforetheendofthesixthgame。"
Ididnotanswer,andtheplaywenton。
Atthebeginningofthefifthgame,mybankwasinthepangsofdeath;theyoungofficerwasinhighglee。IratherastonishedhimbytellinghimthatIwasgladtolose,forIthoughthimamuchmoreagreeablecompanionwhenhewaswinning。
Therearesomecivilitieswhichverylikelyproveunluckyforthosetowhomtheyareaddressed,anditturnedoutsointhiscase,formycomplimentturnedhisbrain。Duringthefifthgame,arunofadversecardsmadehimloseallhehadwon,andashetriedtodoviolencetoDameFortuneinthesixthround,helosteverysequinhehad。
"Sir,"hesaidtome,"youhavebeenverylucky,butIhopeyouwillgivememyrevengeto—morrow。"
"Itwouldbewiththegreatestpleasure,sir,butIneverplayexceptwhenIamunderarrest。"
Icountedmymoney,andfoundthatIhadwantwohundredandfiftysequins,besidesadebtoffiftysequinsduebyanofficerwhoplayedontrustwhichCaptainO’Neilantookonhisownaccount。Icompletedhisshare,andatday—breakheallowedmetogoaway。
AssoonasIgottomyhotel,Iwenttobed,andwhenIawoke,IhadavisitfromCaptainLaurent,theofficerwhohadplayedontrust。
Thinkingthathisobjectwastopaymewhathehadlost,ItoldhimthatO’Neilanhadtakenhisdebtonhimself,butheansweredthanhehadonlycalledforthepurposeofbeggingofmealoanofsixsequinsonhisnoteofhand,bywhichhewouldpledgehishonourtorepaymewithinoneweek。Igavehimthemoney,andhebeggedthatthematter,mightremainbetweenus。
"Ipromiseit,"Isaidtohim,"butdonotbreakyourword。"
ThenextdayIwasill,andthereaderisawareofthenatureofmyillness。Iimmediatelyplacedmyselfunderapropercourseofdiet,howeverunpleasantitwasatmyage;butIkepttomysystem,anditcuredmerapidly。
ThreeorfourdaysafterwardsCaptainO’Neilancalledonme,andwhenItoldhimthenatureofmysicknesshelaughed,muchtomysurprise。
"Thenyouwereallrightbeforethatnight?"heenquired。
"Yes,myhealthwasexcellent。"
"Iamsorrythatyoushouldhavelostyourhealthinsuchanuglyplace。IwouldhavewarnedyouifIhadthoughtyouhadanyintentionsinthatquarter。"
"Didyouknowofthewomanhaving……?"
"Zounds!DidInot?ItisonlyaweeksinceIpaidavisittotheverysameplacemyself,andIbelievethecreaturewasallrightbeforemyvisit。"
"ThenIhavetothankyouforthepresentshehasbestoweduponme。"
"Mostlikely;butitisonlyatrifle,andyoucaneasilygetcuredifyoucaretotakethetrouble。"
"What!Doyounottrytocureyourself?"
"Faith,no。Itwouldbetoomuchtroubletofollowaregulardiet,andwhatistheuseofcuringsuchatriflinginconveniencewhenIamcertainofgettingitagaininafortnight。TentimesinmylifeI
havehadthatpatience,butIgottiredofit,andforthelasttwoyearsIhaveresignedmyself,andnowIputupwithit。"
"Ipityyou,foramanlikeyouwouldhavegreatsuccessinlove。"
"Idonotcareafigforlove;itrequirescareswhichwouldbothermemuchmorethantheslightinconveniencetowhichwewerealluding,andtowhichIamusednow。"
"Iamnotofyouropinion,fortheamorouspleasureisinsipidwhenlovedoesnotthrowalittlespiceinit。Doyouthink,forinstance,thattheuglywretchImetattheguard—roomisworthwhatInowsufferonheraccount?"
"Ofcoursenot,andthatiswhyIamsorryforyou。IfIhadknown,Icouldhaveintroducedyoutosomethingbetter。"
"Theverybestinthatlineisnotworthmyhealth,andhealthoughttobesacrificedonlyforlove。"
"Oh!youwantwomenworthyoflove?Thereareafewhere;stopwithusforsometime,andwhenyouarecuredthereisnothingtopreventyoufrommakingconquests。"
O’Neilanwasonlytwenty—threeyearsold;hisfather,whowasdead,hadbeenageneral,andthebeautifulCountessBorsatiwashissister。HepresentedmetotheCountessZanardiNerli,stillmorelovelythanhissister,butIwasprudentenoughnottoburnmyincensebeforeeitherofthem,foritseemedtomethateverybodycouldguessthestateofmyhealth。
IhavenevermetayoungmanmoreaddictedtodebaucherythanO’Neilan。Ihaveoftenspentthenightramblingaboutwithhim,andIwasamazedathiscynicalboldnessandimpudence。Yethewasnoble,generous,brave,andhonourable。Ifinthosedaysyoungofficerswereoftenguiltyofsomuchimmorality,ofsomanyvileactions,itwasnotsomuchtheirfaultasthefaultoftheprivilegeswhichtheyenjoyedthroughcustom,indulgence,orpartyspirit。Hereisanexample:
OnedayO’Neilan,havingdrunkratherfreely,ridesthroughthecityatfullspeed。Apooroldwomanwhowascrossingthestreethasnotimetoavoidhim,shefalls,andherheadiscutopenbythehorse’sfeet。O’Neilanplaceshimselfunderarrest,butthenextdayheissetatliberty。Hehad,onlytopleadthatitwasanaccident。
TheofficerLaurentnothavingcalleduponmetoredeemhispromisorynoteofsixsequinsduringtheweek,ItoldhiminthestreetthatI
wouldnolongerconsidermyselfboundtokeeptheaffairsecret。
Insteadofexcusinghimself,hesaid,"Idonotcare!"
Theanswerwasinsulting,andIintendedtocompelhimtogivemereparation,butthenextdayO’NeilantoldmethatCaptainLaurenthadgonemadandhadbeenlockedupinamad—house。Hesubsequentlyrecoveredhisreason,buthisconductwassoinfamousthathewascashiered。
O’Neilan,whowasasbraveasBayard,waskilledafewyearsafterwardsatthebattleofPrague。AmanofhiscomplexionwascertaintofallthevictimofMarsorofVenus。Hemightbealivenowifhehadbeenendowedonlywiththecourageofthefox,buthehadthecourageofthelion。Itisavirtueinasoldier,butalmostafaultinanofficer。Thosewhobravedangerwithafullknowledgeofitareworthyofpraise,butthosewhodonotrealizeitescapeonlybyamiracle,andwithoutanymeritattachingitselftothem。
Yetwemustrespectthosegreatwarriors,fortheirunconquerablecourageistheoffspringofastrongsoul,ofavirtuewhichplacesthemaboveordinarymortals。
WheneverIthinkofPrinceCharlesdeLigneIcannotrestrainmytears。HewasasbraveasAchilles,butAchilleswasinvulnerable。
Hewouldbealivenowifhehadrememberedduringthefightthathewasmortal。Whoaretheythat,havingknownhim,havenotshedtearsinhismemory?Hewashandsome,kind,polished,learned,aloverofthearts,cheerful,wittyinhisconversation,apleasantcompanion,andamanofperfectequability。Fatal,terriblerevolution!A
cannonballtookhimfromhisfriends,fromhisfamily,fromthehappinesswhichsurroundedhim。
ThePrincedeWaldeckhasalsopaidthepenaltyofhisintrepiditywiththelossofonearm。Itissaidthatheconsoleshimselfforthatlosswiththeconsciousnessthatwiththeremainingonehecanyetcommandanarmy。
Oyouwhodespiselife,tellmewhetherthatcontemptofliferendersyouworthyofit?
TheoperaopenedimmediatelyafterEaster,andIwaspresentateveryperformance。Iwasthenentirelycured,andhadresumedmyusuallife。IwaspleasedtoseethatBalettishewedoffMarinatothebestadvantage。Inevervisitedher,butBalettiwasinthehabitofbreakfastingwithmealmosteverymorning。
Hehadoftenmentionedanoldactresswhohadleftthestageformorethantwentyyears,andpretendedtohavebeenmyfather’sfriend。
OnedayItookafancytocalluponher,andheaccompaniedmetoherhouse。
Isawanold,broken—downcronewhosetoiletastonishedmeasmuchasherperson。Inspiteofherwrinkles,herfacewasplasteredwithredandwhite,andhereyebrowswereindebtedtoIndiainkfortheirblackappearance。Sheexposedone—halfofherflabby,disgustingbosom,andtherecouldbenodoubtastoherfalsesetofteeth。Sheworeawigwhichfittedverybadly,andallowedtheintrusionofafewgrayhairswhichhadsurvivedthehavocoftime。Hershakinghandsmademinequiverwhenshepressedthem。Shediffusedaperfumeofamberatadistanceoftwentyyards,andheraffected,mincingmanneramusedandsickenedmeatthesametime。Herdressmightpossiblyhavebeenthefashiontwentyyearsbefore。Iwaslookingwithdreadatthefearfulhavocofoldageuponafacewhich,beforemercilesstimehadblightedit,hadevidentlybeenhandsome,butwhatamazedmewasthechildisheffronterywithwhichthistime—witheredspecimenofwomankindwasstillwagingwarwiththehelpofherblastedcharms。
Baletti,whofearedlestmytoovisibleastonishmentshouldvexher,toldherthatIwasamazedatthefactthatthebeautifulstrawberrywhichbloomeduponherchesthadnotbeenwitheredbythehandofTime。Itwasabirth—markwhichwasreallyverymuchlikeastrawberry。"Itisthatmark,"saidtheoldwoman,simpering,"whichgavemethenameof’LaFragoletta。’"
Thosewordsmademeshudder。
Ihadbeforemyeyesthefatalphantomwhichwasthecauseofmyexistence。Isawthewomanwhohadthirtyyearsbefore,seducedmyfather:ifithadnotbeenforher,hewouldneverhavethoughtofleavinghisfather’shouse,andwouldneverhaveengenderedmeinthewombofaVenetianwoman。Ihaveneverbeenoftheopinionoftheoldauthorwhosays,’Nemovitamvelletsidareturscientibus’。
SeeinghowthoughtfulIwas,shepolitelyenquiredmynamefromBaletti,forhehadpresentedmeonlyasafriend,andwithouthavinggivenhernoticeofmyvisit。WhenhetoldherthatmynamewasCasanova,shewasextremelysurprised。
"Yes,madam,"Isaid,"IamthesonofGaetanCasanova,ofParma。"
"Heavensandearth!whatisthis?Ah!myfriend,Iadoredyourfather!Hewasjealouswithoutcause,andabandonedme。Hadhenotdoneso,youwouldhavebeenmyson!Allowmetoembraceyouwiththefeelingsofalovingmother。"
Iexpectedasmuch,and,forfearsheshouldfall,Iwenttoher,receivedherkiss,andabandonedmyselftohertenderrecollections。
Stillanactress,shepressedherhandkerchieftohereyes,pretendingtoweep,andassuringmethatIwasnottodoubtthetruthofwhatshesaid。
"Although,"sheadded,"Idonotlookanoldwomanyet。"
"Theonlyfaultofyourdearfather,"shecontinued,"wasawantofgratitude"
Ihavenodoubtthatshepassedthesamesentenceupontheson,for,inspiteofherkindinvitation,Ineverpaidheranothervisit。
Mypursewaswellfilled,andasIdidnotcareforMantua,I
resolvedongoingtoNaples,toseeagainmydearTherese,DonnaLucrezia,Palofatherandson,DonAntonioCasanova,andallmyformeracquaintances。However,mygoodgeniusdidnotapproveofthatdecision,forIwasnotallowedtocarryitintoexecution。I
shouldhaveleftMantuathreedayslater,hadInotgonetotheoperathatnight。
Ilivedlikeananchoriteduringmytwomonths’stayinMantua,owingtothefolly。Icommittedonthenightofmyarrival。Iplayedonlythattime,andthenIhadbeenlucky。Myslighteroticinconvenience,bycompellingmetofollowthedietnecessarytomycure,mostlikelysavedmefromgreatermisfortuneswhich,perhaps,Ishouldnothavebeenabletoavoid。
CHAPTERXXI
MyJourneytoCesenainSearchofTreasure——ITakeUpMyQuartersinFranzia’sHouse——HisDaughterJavotteTheoperawasnearlyoverwhenIwasaccostedbyayoungmanwho,abruptly,andwithoutanyintroduction,toldmethatasastranger——
IhadbeenverywronginspendingtwomonthsinMantuawithoutpayingavisittothenaturalhistorycollectionbelongingtohisfather,DonAntonioCapitani,commissaryandprebendalpresident。
"Sir,"Ianswered,"Ihavebeenguiltyonlythroughignorance,andifyouwouldbesogoodastocallformeatmyhotelto—morrowmorning,beforetheeveningIshallhaveatonedformyerror,andyouwillnolongerhavetherighttoaddressmethesamereproach"
Thesonoftheprebendalcommissarycalledforme,andIfoundinhisfatheramosteccentric,whimsicalsortofman。Thecuriositiesofhiscollectionconsistedofhisfamilytree,ofbooksofmagic,relics,coinswhichhebelievedtobeantediluvian,amodelofthearktakenfromnatureatthetimewhenNoaharrivedinthatextraordinaryharbour,MountArarat,inArmenia。Heloadseveralmedals,oneofSesostris,anotherofSemiramis,andanoldknifeofaqueershape,coveredwithrust。Besidesallthosewonderfultreasures,hepossessed,butunderlockandkey,alltheparaphernaliaoffreemasonry。
"Pray,tellme,"Isaidtohim,"whatrelationthereisbetweenthiscollectionandnaturalhistory?Iseenothinghererepresentingthethreekingdoms。"
"What!Youdonotseetheantediluviankingdom,thatofSesostrisandthatofSemiramis?Arenotthosethethreekingdoms?"
WhenIheardthatanswerIembracedhimwithanexclamationofdelight,whichwassarcasticinitsintent,butwhichhetookforadmiration,andheatonceunfoldedallthetreasuresofhiswhimsicalknowledgerespectinghispossessions,endingwiththerustybladewhichhesaidwastheveryknifewithwhichSaintPetercutofftheearofMalek。
"What!"Iexclaimed,"youarethepossessorofthisknife,andyouarenotasrichasCroesus?"
"HowcouldIbesothroughthepossessionoftheknife?"
"Intwoways。Inthefirstplace,youcouldobtainpossessionofallthetreasureshiddenundergroundintheStatesoftheChurch。"
"Yes,thatisanaturalconsequence,becauseSt。Peterhasthekeys。"
"Inthesecondplace,youmightselltheknifetothePope,ifyouhappentopossessproofofitsauthenticity。"
"Youmeantheparchment。OfcourseIhaveit;doyouthinkIwouldhaveboughtonewithouttheother?"
"Allright,then。Inordertogetpossessionofthatknife,thePopewould,Ihavenodoubt,makeacardinalofyourson,butyoumusthavethesheathtoo。"
"Ihavenotgotit,butitisunnecessary。AtalleventsIcanhaveonemade。"
"Thatwouldnotdo,youmusthavetheveryoneinwhichSaintPeterhimselfsheathedtheknifewhenGodsaid,’Mittegladiumtuuminvaginam’。Thatverysheathdoesexist,anditisnowinthehandsofapersonwhomightsellittoyouatareasonableprice,oryoumightsellhimyourknife,forthesheathwithouttheknifeisofnousetohim,justastheknifeisuselesstoyouwithoutthesheath。"
"Howmuchwoulditcostme?"
"Onethousandsequins。"
"Andhowmuchwouldthatpersongivemefortheknife?"
"Onethousandsequins,foronehasasmuchvalueastheother。"
Thecommissary,greatlyastonished,lookedathisson,andsaid,withthevoiceofajudgeonthebench,"Well,son,wouldyoueverhavethoughtthatIwouldbeofferedonethousandsequinsforthisknife?"
Hethenopenedadrawerandtookoutofitanoldpieceofpaper,whichheplacedbeforeme。ItwaswritteninHebrew,andafacsimileoftheknifewasdrawnonit。Ipretendedtobelostinadmiration,andadvisedhimverystronglytopurchasethesheath。
"Itisnotnecessaryformetobuyit,orforyourfriendtopurchasetheknife。Wecanfindoutanddigupthetreasurestogether。"
"Notatall。Therubricsaysinthemostforciblemannerthattheowneroftheblade,’invaginam’,shallbeone。IfthePopewereinpossessionofithewouldbeable,throughamagicaloperationknowntome,tocutoffoneoftheearsofeveryChristiankingwhomightbethinkingofencroachingupontherightsoftheChurch。"
"Wonderful,indeed!Butitisverytrue,foritissaidintheGospelthatSaintPeterdidcutofftheearofsomebody。"
"Yes,ofaking。"
"Oh,no!notofaking。"
"Ofaking,Itellyou。EnquirewhetherMalekorMelekdoesnotmeanking。"
"Well!incaseIshouldmakeupmymindtoselltheknife,whowouldgivemethethousandsequins?"
"Iwould;onehalfto—morrow,cashdown;thebalanceoffivehundredinaletterofexchangepayableonemonthafterdate。"
"Ah!thatislikebusiness。Begoodenough,toacceptadishofmacaroniwithusto—morrow,andunderasolemnpledgeofsecrecywewilldiscussthisimportantaffair。"
Iacceptedandtookmyleave,firmlyresolvedonkeepingupthejoke。
Icamebackonthefollowingday,andtheveryfirstthinghetoldmewasthat,tohiscertainknowledge,therewasanimmensetreasurehiddensomewhereinthePapalStates,andthathewouldmakeuphismindtopurchasethesheath。Thissatisfiedmethattherewasnofearofhistakingmeatmyword,soIproducedapursefullofgold,sayingIwasquitereadytocompleteourbargainforthepurchaseoftheknife。
"TheTreasure,"hesaid,"isworthmillions;butletushavedinner。
Youarenotgoingtobeservedinsilverplatesanddishes,butinrealRaphaelmosaic。"
"Mydearcommissary,yourmagnificenceastonishesme;mosaicis,indeed,byfarsuperiortosilverplate,althoughanignorantfoolwouldonlyconsiderituglyearthenware。"
Thecomplimentdelightedhim。
Afterdinner,hespokeasfollows:
"Amaninverygoodcircumstances,residinginthePapalStates,andownerofthecountryhouseinwhichheliveswithallhisfamily,iscertainthatthereisatreasureinhiscellar。Hehaswrittentomyson,declaringhimselfreadytoundertakeallexpensesnecessarytopossesshimselfofthattreasure,ifwecouldprocureamagicianpowerfulenoughtounearthit。"
Thesonthentookaletteroutofhispocket,readmesomepassages,andbeggedmetoexcusehimif,inconsequenceofhishavingpledgedhimselftokeepthesecret,hecouldnotcommunicateallthecontentsoftheletter;butIhad,unperceivedbyhim,readthewordCesena,thenameofthevillage,andthatwasenoughforme。
"Thereforeallthatisnecessaryistogivemethepossibilityofpurchasingthesheathoncredit,forIhavenoreadycashatpresent。
Youneednotbeafraidofendorsingmylettersofexchange,andifyoushouldknowthemagicianyoumightgohalveswithhim。"
"Themagicianisready;itisI,butunlessyougivemefivehundredsequinscashdownwecannotagree。"
"Ihavenomoney。"
"Thensellmetheknife:"
"No。"
"Youarewrong,fornowthatIhaveseenitIcaneasilytakeitfromyou。ButIamhonestenoughnottowishtoplaysuchatrickuponyou。"
"Youcouldtakemyknifefromme?Ishouldliketobeconvincedofthat,butIdonotbelieveit。"
"Youdonot?Verywell,to—morrowtheknifewillbeinmypossession,butwhenitisonceinmyhandsyouneednothopetoseeitagain。Aspiritwhichisundermyorderswillbringittomeatmidnight,andthesamespiritwilltellmewherethetreasureisburied:"
"Letthespirittellyouthat,andIshallbeconvinced。"
"Givemeapen,inkandpaper。"
Iaskedaquestionfrommyoracle,andtheanswerIhadwasthatthetreasurewastobefoundnotfarfromtheRubicon。