"Assoonasyouweregone,sir,Icarriedoutyourinstructions,andhelpedthepoordevilofasentrytoemptyhisbottle,thoughhewouldhavewillinglydispensedwithmyassistanceinthematter;I
thentoldhimyouhadgonetobed,andhelockedthedoorasusual,andwentawayaftershakingmebythehand。AfterhehadgoneIwenttobed。Nextmorningtheworthymanwasathispostbynineo’clock,andattenthethreeofficerscame,andonmytellingthemthatyouwerestillasleeptheywentaway,biddingmecometoacoffee—house,andsummonthemwhenyougotup。Astheywaitedandwaitedtonopurpose,theycameagainatnoon,andtoldthesoldiertoopenthedoor。Whatfollowedamusedme,thoughIwasinsomedangerinthemidstoftherascals。
"Theywentin,andtakingthewig—blockforyourheadtheycameuptothebedandpolitelywishedyougoodmorning。Youtooknonotice,sooneofthemproceededtogiveyouagentleshake,andthebaublefellandrolledalongthefloor。Iroaredwithlaughteratthesightoftheiramazement。
"’Youlaugh,doyou,rascal?Telluswhereyourmasteris。’Andtogiveemphasistotheirwordstheyaccompaniedthemwithsomestrokesofthecane。
"Iwasnotgoingtostandthissortofthing,soItoldthem,withanoath,thatiftheydidnotstopIshoulddefendmyself,addingthatI
wasnotmymaster’skeeper,andadvisingthemtoaskthesentry。
"Thesentryonhispartsworebyallthesaintsthatyoumusthaveescapedbythewindow,butinspiteofthisacorporalwassummoned,andthepoormanwassenttoprison。
"Theclamourthatwasgoingonbroughtupthelandlord,whoopenedyourmails,andonfindingthememptysaidthathewouldbewellenoughpaidbyyourpostchaise,replyingonlywithagrintotheofficerwhopretendedyouhadgivenithim。
"Inthemidstofthetumultasuperiorofficercameup,whodecidedthatyoumusthaveescapedthroughthewindow,andorderedthesentrytobesetatlibertyonthespot。Thencamemyturn,for,asIkeptonlaughingandansweredallquestionsby’Idon’tknow,’thesegentlemanhadmetakentoprison,tellingmeIshouldstaytheretillIinformedthemwhereyou,oratleastyoureffects,couldbefound。
"Thenextdayoneofthemcametotheprison,andtoldmethatunlessIconfessedIshouldundoubtedlybesenttothegalleys。
"’OnthefaithofaSpaniard,’Ianswered,Iknownothing,butifI
diditwouldbeallthesametoyou,fornoonecanmakeanhonestservantbetrayhismaster。
"Atthistherascaltoldtheturnkeytogivemeatasteofthelash,andafterthishadbeendoneIwassetatliberty。
"Mybackwassomewhatscarified,butIhadtheproudconsciousnessofhavingdonemyduty,andIwentbackandsleptattheinn,wheretheyweregladtoseeme。Nextmorningeveryoneknewyouwerehereandhadsentachallengetothethreesharpers,buttheuniversalopinionwasthattheyweretooknowingtorisktheirlivesbymeetingyou。
Nevertheless,MadameBalettitoldmetobegyoutoleaveFurstenburg,astheymightverylikelyhaveyouassassinated。ThelandlordsoldyourchaiseandyourmailstotheAustrianambassador,who,theysay,letyouescapefromawindowintheapartmentoccupiedbyhismistress。Nooneofferedtopreventmecominghere:
ThreehoursafterLeDuc’sarrivalItookpostandwenttoSchaffhaus,andfromtheretoZurich,withhiredhorses,astherearenopostsinSwitzerland。AtZurichIputupatthe"Sward,"anexcellentinn。
Aftersupper,powderingovermyarrivalinZurichwhereIhaddroppedfromthecloudsasitwere,Ibegan,toreflectseriouslyuponmypresentsituationandtheeventsofmypastlife。Irecalledmymisfortunesandscrutinizedmyconduct;andwasnotlonginconcludingthatallIhadsufferedwasthroughmyownfault,andthatwhenfortunewouldhavecrownedmewithhappinessIhadpersistentlytrifledthathappinessaway。IhadjustsucceededinescapingfromatrapwhereImighthaveperished,oratleasthavebeenoverwhelmedwithshame,andIshudderedatthethought。Iresolvedtobenomorefortune’splaything,buttoescapeentirelyfromherhands。I
calculatedmyassetsandfoundIwaspossessedofahundredthousandcrowns。"Withthat,"saidI,"Icanlivesecureamidstthechangesandchancesofthislife,andIshallatlastexperiencetruehappiness。"
Iwenttobedponderingoverthesefancies,andmysleepwasfullofhappydreams。Isawmyselfdwellinginaretiredspotamidstpeaceandplenty。IthoughtIwassurroundedonallsidesbyafairexpanseofcountrywhichbelongedtome,whereIenjoyedthatfreedomtheworldcannotgive。Mydreamshadalltheforceofreality,tillasuddenawakeningatday—breakcametogivethemthelie。ButtheimaginaryblissIhadenjoyedhadsotakenmyfancythatIcouldnotresttillIrealizedit。Iarose,dressedmyselfhastily,andwentout,fasting,withoutknowingwhereIwasgoing。
Iwalkedonandon,absorbedincontemplation,anddidnotreallyawaketillIfoundmyselfinaravinebetweentwoloftymountains。
SteppingforwardIreachedavalleysurroundedbymountainsonallsides,andinthedistanceafinechurch,attachedtoapileofbuildings,magnificentlysituated。Iguessedittobeamonastery,andImademywaytowardsit。
Thechurchdoorwasopen,andIwentinandwasamazedattherichmarblesandthebeautyofthealtars;and,afterhearingthelastmass,IwenttothesacristyandfoundmyselfinacrowdofBenedictines。
Theabbot,whomIrecognizedbyhiscross,cametowardsmeandaskedifIwishedtoseethechurchandmonastery。IrepliedthatIshouldbedelighted,andhe,withtwootherbrethren,offeredtoshewmeall。Isawtheirrichornaments,chasublesembroideredwithgoldandpearls,thesacredvesselsadornedwithdiamondsandotherpreciousstones,arichbalustrade,etc。
AsIunderstoodGermanveryimperfectlyandtheSwissdialect(whichishardtoacquireandbearsthesamerelationtoGermanthatGenoesehastoItalian)notatall,IbegantospeakLatin,andaskedtheabbotifthechurchhadbeenbuiltforlong。Thereupontheveryreverendfatherenteredintoalonghistory,whichwouldhavemademerepentmyinquisitivenessifhehadnotfinishedbysayingthatthechurchwasconsecratedbyJesusChristHimself。Thiswascarryingitsfoundationratherfarback,andnodoubtmyfaceexpressedsomesurprise,fortoconvincemeofthetruthofthestorytheabbotbademefollowhimintothechurch,andthereonapieceofmarblepavementheshewedmetheimprintofthefootofJesus,whichHehadleftthereatthemomentoftheconsecration,toconvincetheinfidelsandtosavethebishopthetroubleofconsecratingthechurch。
Theabbothadhadthisdivinelyrevealedtohiminadream,andgoingintothechurchtoverifythevisionhesawtheprintoftheDivineFoot,andgavethankstotheLord。
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CHAPTERXIII
IResolvetoBecomeaMonk——IgotoConfession——DelayofaFortnight——Giustiniani,theApostleCapuchin——IAltermyMind;MyReasons——MyPranksattheInn——IDineWiththeAbbotThecoolwayinwhichtheabbottoldthesecock—and—bullstoriesgavemeaninclinationtolaughter,whichtheholinessoftheplaceandthelawsofpolitenesshadmuchdifficultyinrestraining。AllthesameIlistenedwithsuchanattentiveairthathisreverencewasdelightedwithmeandaskedwhereIwasstaying。
"Nowhere,"saidI;"IcamefromZurichonfoot,andmyfirstvisitwastoyourchurch。"
IdonotknowwhetherIpronouncedthesewordswithanairofcompunction,buttheabbotjoinedhishandsandliftedthemtoheaven,asiftothankGodfortouchingmyheartandbringingmetheretolaydowntheburdenofmysins。Ihavenodoubtthatthesewerehisthoughts,asIhavealwayshadthelookofagreatsinner。
TheabbotsaiditwasnearnoonandthathehopedIwoulddohimthehonourofdiningwithhim,andIacceptedwithpleasure,forIhadhadnothingtoeatandIknewthatthereisusuallygoodcheerinsuchplaces。IdidnotknowwhereIwasandIdidnotcaretoask,beingwillingtoleavehimundertheimpressionthatIwasapilgrimcometoexpiatemysins。
Onourwayfromthechurchtheabbottoldmethathismonkswerefasting,butthatweshouldeatmeatinvirtueofadispensationhehadreceivedfromBenedictXIV。,whichallowedhimtoeatmeatalltheyearroundwithhisguests。IrepliedthatIwouldjoinhimallthemorewillinglyastheHolyFatherhadgivenmeasimilardispensation。Thisseemedtoexcitehiscuriosityaboutmyself,andwhenwegottohisroom,whichdidnotlookthecellofapenitent,hehastenedtoshewmethebrief,whichhehadframedandglazedandhungupoppositethetablesothatthecuriousandscrupulousmighthaveitinfullview。
Asthetablewasonlylaidfortwo,aservantinfullliverycameinandbroughtanothercover;andthehumbleabbotthentoldmethatheusuallyhadhischancellorwithhimatdinner,"for,"saidhe,"I
haveachancery,sinceasabbotofOurLadyofEinsiedelIamaprinceoftheHolyRomanEmpire。"
Thiswasarelieftome,asInowknewwhereIwas,andInolongerrantheriskofshewingmyignoranceinthecourseofconversation。
Thismonastery(ofwhichIhadheardbefore)wastheLorettooftheMountains,andwasfamousforthenumberofpilgrimswhoresortedtoit。
Inthecourseofdinnertheprince——abbotaskedmewhereIcamefrom,ifIweremarried,ifIintendedtomakeatourofSwitzerland,addingthatheshouldbegladtogivemelettersofintroduction。
IrepliedthatIwasaVenetian,abachelor,andthatIshouldbegladtoacceptthelettersofintroductionhehadkindlyofferedme,afterIhadhadaprivateconferencewithhim,inwhichIdesiredtotakehisadviceonmyconscience。
Thus,withoutpremeditation,andscarcelyknowingwhatIwassaying,Iengagedtoconfesstotheabbot。
Thiswasmyway。WheneverIobeyedaspontaneousimpulse,wheneverI
didanythingofasudden,IthoughtIwasfollowingthelawsofmydestiny,andyieldingtoasupremewill。WhenIhadthusplainlyintimatedtohimthathewastobemyconfessor,hefeltobligedtospeakwithreligiousfervour,andhisdiscoursesseemedtolerableenoughduringadelicateandappetisingrepast,forwehadsnipeandwoodcock;whichmademeexclaim,——
"What!gamelikethatatthistimeofyear?"
"It’sasecret,"saidhe,withapleasedsmile,"whichIshallbegladtocommunicatetoyou。"
Theabbotwasamanoftaste,forthoughheaffectedsobrietyhehadthechoicestwinesandthemostdeliciousdishesonthetable。A
splendidsalmon—troutwasbrought,whichmadehimsmilewithpleasure,andseasoningthegoodfarewithajest,hesaidinLatinthatwemusttasteitasitwasfish,andthatitwasrighttofastalittle。
Whilehewastalkingtheabbotkeptakeeneyeonme,andasmyfinedressmadehimfeelcertainthatIhadnothingtoaskofhimhespokeatease。
Whendinnerwasoverthechancellorbowedrespectfullyandwentout。
Soonaftertheabbottookmeoverthemonastery,includingthelibrary,whichcontainedaportraitoftheElectorofCologneinsemi—ecclesiasticalcostume。Itoldhimthattheportraitwasagoodthoughuglylikeness,anddrewoutofmypocketthegoldsnuffboxtheprincehadgivenme,tellinghimthatitwasaspeakinglikeness。Helookedatitwithinterest,andthoughthishighnesshaddonewelltobetakeninthedressofagrand—master。ButIperceivedthattheeleganceofthesnuff—boxdidnoharmtotheopiniontheabbothadconceivedofme。Asforthelibrary,ifIhadbeenaloneitwouldhavemademeweep。Itcontainednothingunderthesizeoffolio,thenewestbookswereahundredyearsold,andthesubject—matterofallthesehugebookswassolelytheologyandcontroversy。TherewereBibles,commentators,theFathers,worksoncanonlawinGerman,volumesofannals,andHoffman’sdictionary。
"Isupposeyourmonkshaveprivatelibrariesoftheirown,"Isaid,"whichcontainaccountsoftravels,withhistoricalandscientificworks。"
"Notatall,"hereplied;"mymonksarehonestfolk,whoarecontenttodotheirduty,andtoliveinpeaceandsweetignorance。"
Idonotknowwhathappenedtomeatthatmoment,butastrangewhimcameintomyhead——Iwouldbeamonk,too。Isaidnothingaboutitatthemoment,butIbeggedtheabbottotakemetohisprivatechamber。
"Iwishtomakeageneralconfessionofallmysins,"saidI,"thatI
mayobtainthebenefitofabsolution,andreceivetheHolyEucharistonthemorrow。"
Hemadenoanswer,butledthewaytoaprettylittleroom,andwithoutrequiringmetokneeldownsaidhewasreadytohearme。
IsatdownbeforehimandforthreeconsecutivehoursInarratedscandaloushistoriesunnumerable,which,however,Itoldsimplyandnotspicily,sinceIfeltasceticallydisposedandobligedmyselftospeakwithacontritionIdidnotfeel,forwhenIrecountedmyfolliesIwasveryfarfromfindingtheremembranceofthemdisagreeable。
Inspiteofthat,thesereneorreverendabbotbelieved,atallevents,inmyattrition,forhetoldmethatsincebytheappointedmeansIhadoncemoreplacedmyselfinastateofgrace,contritionwouldbeperfectedinme。
Accordingtothegoodabbot,andstillmoreaccordingtome,withoutgracecontritionisimpossible。
Afterhehadpronouncedthesacramentalwordswhichtakeawaythesinsofmen,headvisedmetoretiretothechamberhehadappointedforme,topasstherestofthedayinprayer,andtogotobedatanearlyhour,butheaddedthatIcouldhavesupperifIwasaccustomedtothatmeal。HetoldmethatImightcommunicateatthefirstmassnextmorning,andwiththatweparted。
Iobeyedwithadocilitywhichhaspuzzledmeeversince,butatthetimeIthoughtnothingofit。IwasleftaloneinaroomwhichIdidnotevenexamine,andthereIponderedovertheideawhichhadcomeintomyheadbeforemakingmyconfession;andIquitemadeupmymindthatchance,orrathermygoodgenius,hadledmetothatspot,wherehappinessawaitedme,andwhereImightshelterallmydaysfromthetempestsoftheworld。
"WhetherIstayhere,"saidI,"dependsonmyselfalone,asIamsuretheabbotwillnotrefusemethecowlifIgivehimtenthousandcrownsformysupport。"
Allthatwasneededtosecuremyhappinessseemedalibraryofmyownchoosing,andIdidnotdoubtbutthattheabbotwouldletmehavewhatbooksIpleasedifIpromisedtoleavethemtothemonasteryaftermydeath。
Astothesocietyofthemonks,thediscord,envy,andallthebickeringsinseparablefromsuchamodeoflife,IthoughtIhadnothingtopassinthatway,sinceIhadnoambitionswhichcouldrousethejealousyoftheothermonks。Nevertheless,despitemyfascination,Iforesawthepossibilityofrepentance,andIshudderedatthethought,butIhadacureforthatalso。
"WhenIaskforthehabit,"Isaid,"Iwillalsoaskthatmynovitiatebeextendedfortenyears,andifrepentancedonotcomeintenyearsitwillnotcomeatall。IshalldeclarethatIdonotwishforanycureoranyecclesiasticaldignity。AllIwantispeaceandleavetofollowmyowntastes,withoutscandalisinganyone。"
Ithought:Icouldeasilyremoveanyobjectionswhichmightbemadetothelongtermofmynovitiate,byagreeing,incaseIchangedmymind,toforfeitthetenthousandcrownswhichIwouldpayinadvance。
IputdownthisfineideainwritingbeforeIwenttobed;andinthemorning,findingmyselfunshakeninmyresolve,afterIhadcommunicatedIgavemyplantotheabbot,whowastakingchocolateinhisroom。
Heimmediatelyreadmyplan,andwithoutsayinganythingputitonthetable,andafterbreakfasthewalkedupanddowntheroomandreaditagain,andfinallytoldmethathewouldgivemeananswerafterdinner。
Iwaitedtillnightwiththeimpatienceofachildwhohasbeenpromisedtoysonitsbirthday——socompletelyandsuddenlycananinfatuationchangeone’snature。Wehadasgoodadinnerasonthedaybefore,andwhenwehadrisenfromthetablethegoodabbotsaid,"MycarriageisatthedoortotakeyoutoZurich。Go,andletmehaveafortnighttothinkitover。Iwillbringmyanswerinperson。
Inthemeanwhileherearetwosealedletters,whichpleasedeliveryourself。"
IrepliedthatIwouldobeyhisinstructionsandthatIwouldwaitforhimatthe"Sword,"inthehopethatbewoulddeigntograntmywishes。Itookhishand,whichheallowedmetokiss,andIthensetoutforZurich。
AssoonasmySpaniardsawmetherascalbegantolaugh。Iguessedwhathewasthinking,andaskedhimwhathewaslaughingat。
"IamamazedtoseethatnosoonerdoyouarriveinSwitzerlandthanyoucontrivetofindsomeamusementwhichkeepsyouawayfortwowholedays。"
"Ah,Isee;goandtellthelandlordthatIshallwanttheuseofagoodcarriageforthenextfortnight,andalsoaguideonwhomIcanrely。"
Mylandlord,whosenamewasOte,hadbeenacaptain,andwasthoughtagreatdealofatZurich。Hetoldmethatallthecarriagesintheneighbourhoodwereuncovered。Isaidtheywoulddo,astherewasnothingbettertobehad,andheinformedmeIcouldtrusttheservanthewouldprovidemewith。
NextmorningItooktheabbot’sletters。OnewasforM。OrelliandtheotherforaM。Pestalozzi,neitherofwhomIfoundathome;butintheafternoontheybothcalledonme,askedmetodinner,andmademepromisetocomewiththemthesameeveningtoaconcert。ThisistheonlyspeciesofentertainmentallowedatZurich,andonlymembersofthemusicalsocietycanbepresent,withtheexceptionofstrangers,whohavetobeintroducedbyamember,andarethenadmittedonthepaymentofacrown。ThetwogentlemenbothspokeinveryhightermsoftheAbbotofEinsiedel。
Ithoughttheconcertabadone,andgotboredatit。Themensatontherighthandandthewomenontheleft。Iwasvexedwiththisarrangement,forinspiteofmyrecentconversationIsawthreeorfourladieswhopleasedme,andwhoseeyeswanderedagooddealinmydirection。Ishouldhavelikedtomakelovetothem,tomakethebestofmytimebeforeIbecameamonk。
Whentheconcertwasover,menandwomenwentouttogether,andthetwocitizenspresentedmetotheirwivesanddaughters,wholookedpleasant,andwereamongstthoseIhadnoticed。
Courtesyisnecessarilycutshortinthestreet,and,afterIhadthankedthetwogentlemen,Iwenthometothe"Sword。"
NextdayIdinedwithM。Orelli,andIhadanopportunityfordoingjusticetohisdaughter’samiabilitywithoutbeingabletoletherperceivehowshehadimpressedme。Thedayafter,IplayedthesamepartwithM。Pestalozzi,althoughhischarmingdaughterwasprettyenoughtoexcitemygallantry。ButtomyowngreatastonishmentI
wasamirrorofdiscretion,andinfourdaysthatwasmycharacteralloverthetown。Iwasquiteastonishedtofindmyselfaccostedinquitearespectfulmanner,towhichIwasnotaccustomed;butinthepiousstateofmindIwasin,thisconfirmedmeinthebeliefthatmyideaoftakingthecowlhadbeenaDivineinspiration。Nevertheless,Ifeltlistlessandweary,butIlookeduponthatastheinevitableconsequenceofsocompleteachangeoflife,andthoughtitwoulddisappearwhenIgrewmoreaccustomedtogoodness。
Inordertoputmyself,assoonaspossible,onanequalitywithmyfuturebrethren,IpassedthreehourseverymorninginlearningGerman。Mymasterwasanextraordinaryman,anativeofGenoa,andanapostateCapuchin。HisnamewasGiustiniani。Thepoorman,towhomIgavesixfrancseverymorning,lookeduponmeasanangelfromheaven,althoughI,withtheenthusiasmofadevotee,tookhimforadevilofhell,forhelostnoopportunityofthrowingastoneatthereligiousorders。Thoseorderswhichhadthehighestreputation,were,accordingtohim,theworstofall,sincetheyledmorepeopleastray。Hestyledmonksingeneralasavilerabble,thecurseofthehumanrace。
"But,"saidItohimoneday,"youwillconfessthatOurLadyofEinsiedel……"
"What!"repliedtheGenoese,withoutlettingmefinishmyremark,"doyouthinkIshouldmakeanexceptioninfavourofasetoffortyignorant,lazy,vicious,idle,hypocriticalscoundrelswholivebadlivesunderthecloakofhumility,andeatupthehousesofthepoorsimpletonswhoprovideforthem,whentheyoughttobeearningtheirownbread?"
"Buthowabouthisreverendhighnesstheabbot?"
"Astuck—uppeasantwhoplaysthepartofaprince,andisfoolenoughtothinkhimselfone。"
"Butheisaprince。"
"AsmuchaprinceasIam。Ilookuponhimasamerebuffoon。"
"Whathashedonetoyou?"
"Nothing;butheisamonk。"
"Heisafriendofmine。"
"IcannotretractwhatIhavesaid,butIbegyourpardon。"
ThisGiustinianihadagreatinfluenceuponme,althoughIdidnotknowit,forIthoughtmyvocationwassure。ButmyideaofbecomingamonkatEinsiedelcametoanendasfollows:
Thedaybeforetheabbotwascomingtoseeme,ataboutsixo’clockintheevening,Iwassittingatmywindow,whichlookedoutonthebridge,andgazingatthepassers—by,whenallatonceacarriageandfourcameupatagoodpaceandstoppedattheinn。Therewasnofootmanonit,andconsequentlythewaitercameoutandopenedthedoor,andIsawfourwell—dressedwomenleavethecarriage。InthefirstthreeIsawnothingnoticeable,butthefourth,whowasdressedinariding—habit,struckmeatoncewithhereleganceandbeauty。
Shewasabrunettewithfineandwell—seteyes,archedeyebrows,andacomplexioninwhichthehuesofthelilyandtheroseweremingled。
Herbonnetwasofbluesatinwithasilverfillet,whichgaveheranairIcouldnotresist。IstretchedoutfromthewindowasfarasI
could,andsheliftedhereyesandlookedatmeasifIhadbadeherdoso。Mypositionobligedmetolookatherforhalfaminute;toomuchforamodestwoman,andmorethanwasrequiredtosetmeallablaze。
Iranandtookupmypositionatthewindowofmyante—chamber,whichcommandedaviewofthestaircase,andbeforelongIsawherrunningbytorejoinherthreecompanions。Whenshegotoppositetomywindowshechancedtoturninthatdirection,andonseeingmecriedoutasifshehadseenaghost;butshesoonrecollectedherselfandranaway,laughinglikeamadcap,andrejoinedtheotherladieswhowerealreadyintheirroom。
Reader,putyourselfinmyplace,andtellmehowIcouldhaveavoidedthismeeting。Andyouwhowouldburyyourselvesinmonasticshades,persevere,ifyoucan,afteryouhaveseenwhatIsawatZurichonApril23rd。
IwasinsuchastateofexcitementthatIhadtoliedownonmybed。
Afterrestingafewminutes,Igotupandalmostunconsciouslywenttowardsthepassagewindowandsawthewaitercomingoutoftheladies’room。
"Waiter,"saidI,"Iwilltakesupperinthedining—roomwitheverybodyelse。"
"Ifyouwanttoseethoseladies,thatwon’tdo,astheyhaveorderedtheirsuppertobebroughtuptothem。Theywanttogotobedingoodtimeastheyaretoleaveatday—break。"
"Wherearetheygoing?"
"ToOurLadyofEinsiedeltopaytheirvows。"
"Wheredotheycomefrom?"
"FromSoleure。"
"Whataretheirnames?"
"Idon’tknow。"
Iwenttoliedownagain,andthoughthowIcouldapproachthefaironeofmythoughts。ShouldIgotoEinsiedel,too?ButwhatcouldI
dowhenIgotthere?Theseladiesaregoingtomaketheirconfessions;Icouldnotgetintotheconfessional。WhatkindofafigureshouldIcutamongthemonks?AndifIweretomeettheabbotontheway,howcouldIhelpreturningwithhim?IfIhadhadatrustyfriendIwouldhavearrangedanambuscadeandcarriedoffmycharmer。Itwouldhavebeenaneasytask,asshehadnobodytodefendher。WhatifIweretopluckupmyheartandbegthemtoletmesupintheircompany?Iwasafraidofthethreedevotees;I
shouldmeetwitharefusal。Ijudgedthatmycharmer’sdevotionwasmoreamatterofformthananythingelse,asherphysiognomydeclaredhertobealoverofpleasure,andIhadlongbeenaccustomedtoreadwomens’charactersbytheplayoftheirfeatures。
Ididnotknowwhichwaytoturn,whenahappyideacameintomyhead。Iwenttothepassagewindowandstayedtheretillthewaiterwentby。Ihadhimintotheroom,andbeganmydiscoursebyslidingapieceofgoldintohishand。Ithenaskedhimtolendmehisgreenapron,asIwishedtowaitupontheladiesatsupper。
"Whatareyoulaughingat?"
"Atyourtakingsuchafancy,sir,thoughIthinkIknowwhy。"
"Youareasharpfellow。"
"Yes,sir,assharpasmostofthem;Iwillgetyouanewapron。Theprettyoneaskedmewhoyouwere。"
"Whatdidyoutellher?"
"IsaidyouwereanItalian;that’sall。"
"IfyouwillholdyourtongueIwilldoublethatpieceofgold。"
"IhaveaskedyourSpaniardtohelpme,sir,asIamsingle—handed,andsupperhastobeservedatthesametimebothupstairsanddownstairs。"
"Verygood;buttherascalmustn’tcomeintotheroomorhewouldbesuretolaugh。Lethimgotothekitchen,bringupthedishes,andleavethemoutsidethedoor。"
Thewaiterwentout,andreturnedsoonafterwiththeapronandLeDuc,towhomIexplainedinallseriousnesswhathehadtodo。Helaughedlikeamadman,butassuredmehewouldfollowmydirections。
Iprocuredacarving—knife,tiedmyhairinaqueue,tookoffmycoat,andputontheapronovermyscarletwaistcoatornamentedwithgoldlace。Ithenlookedatmyselfintheglass,andthoughtmyappearancemeanenoughforthemodestpartIwasabouttoplay。I
wasdelightedattheprospect,andthoughttomyselfthatastheladiescamefromSoleuretheywouldspeakFrench。
LeDuccametotellmethatthewaiterwasgoingupstairs。Iwentintotheladies’roomandsaid,"Supperisabouttobeserved,ladies。"
"Makehasteaboutit,then,"saidtheugliestofthem,"aswehavegottorisebeforeday—break。"
Iplacedthechairsroundthetableandglancedatmyfairone,wholookedpetrified。Thewaitercamein,andIhelpedhimtoputthedishesonthetable,andhethensaidtome,"Doyoustayhere,asI
havetogodownstairs。"
Itookaplateandstoodbehindachairfacingthelady,andwithoutappearingtolookatherIsawherperfectly,orratherIsawnothingelse。Shewasastonishedtheothersdidnotgivemeaglance,andtheycouldnothavepleasedmebetter。AfterthesoupIhurriedtochangeherplate,andthendidthesameofficefortherest:theyhelpedthemselvestotheboiledbeef。
Whiletheywereeating,Itookaboiledcaponandcutitupinamasterlymanner。
"Wehaveawaiterwhoknowshiswork,"saidtheladyofmythoughts。
"Haveyoubeenlongatthisinn?"
"Onlyafewweeks,madam。"
"Youwaitverywell。"
"Madamisverygood。"
IhadtuckedinmysuperbrufflesofEnglishpointlace,butmyfrilledshirtfrontofthesamematerialprotrudedslightlythroughmyvest,whichIhadnotbuttonedcarefully。Shesawit,andsaid,"Comehereamoment。"
"Whatdoesmadamrequire?"
"Letmeseeit。Whatbeautifullace!"
"SoIhavebeentold,madam,butitisveryold。AnItaliangentlemanwhowasstayingheremademeapresentofit。"
"Youhaverufflesofthesamekind,Isuppose?"
"Yes,madam;"andsosayingIstretchedoutmyhand,unbuttoningmywaistcoat。Shegentlydrewouttheruffle,andseemedtoplaceherselfinapositiontointoxicatemewiththesightofhercharms,althoughshewastightlylaced。Whatanecstaticmoment!Iknewshehadrecognizedme,andthethoughtthatIcouldnotcarrythemasqueradebeyondacertainpointwasaveritabletormenttome。
Whenshehadlookedalongtime,oneoftheotherssaid,"Youarecertainlyverycurious,mydear,onewouldthinkyouhadneverseenlacebefore。"
Atthissheblushed。
Whenthesupperwasdone,thethreeuglyladieseachwentaparttoundress,whileItookawaythedishes,andmyheroinebegantowrite。
IconfessthatIwasalmostinfatuatedenoughtothinkthatshewaswritingtome;however,Ihadtoohighanopinionofhertoentertaintheidea。
AssoonasIhadtakenawaythedishes,Istoodbythedoorintherespectfulmannerbecomingtheoccasion。
"Whatareyouwaitingfor?"shesaid。
"Foryourorders,madam。"
"Thankyou,Idon’twantanything。"
"Yourboots,madam,youwilllikethemremovedbeforeyouretire。"
"True,butstillIdon’tliketogiveyousomuchtrouble。"
"Iamheretoattendonyou,madam。"
Sosaying,Ikneltononekneebeforeher,andslowlyunplacedherbootswhileshecontinuedwriting。Iwentfarther;Iunbuckledhergarters,delightinginthecontemplationandstillmoreinthetouchofherdelicately—shapedlegs,buttoosoonformesheturnedherhead,andsaid,"Thatwilldo,thankyou。Ididnotnoticethatyouweregivingyourselfsomuchtrouble。Weshallseeyouto—morrowevening。"
"Thenyouwillsuphere,ladies?"
"Certainly。"
Itookherbootsaway,andaskedifIshouldlockthedoor。
"No,mygoodfellow,"saidshe,inthevoiceofasyren,"leavethekeyinside。"
LeDuctookthecharmer’sbootsfromme,andsaid,laughing,——
"Shehascaughtyou。"
"What?"
"Isawitall,sir,youplayedyourpartaswellasanyactorinParis;andIamcertainthatshewillgiveyoualouisto—morrow,butifyoudon’thanditovertomeIwillblowonthewholething。"
"That’senough,yourascal;getmemysupperasquicklyaspossible。"
Sucharethepleasureswhicholdagenolongerallowsmetoenjoy,exceptinmymemory。Therearemonsterswhopreachrepentance,andphilosopherswhotreatallpleasuresasvanity。Letthemtalkon。
Repentanceonlybefitscrimes,andpleasuresarerealities,thoughalltoofleeting。
Ahappydreammademepassthenightwiththefairlady;doubtlessitwasadelusion,butadelusionfullofbliss。WhatwouldInotgivenowforsuchdreams,whichmademynightssosweet!
Nextmorningatday—breakIwasatherdoorwithherbootsinmyhandjustastheircoachmancametocallthem。Iaskedthem,asamatterofform,iftheywouldhavebreakfast,andtheyrepliedmerrilythattheyhadmadetoogoodasuppertohaveanyappetiteatsuchanearlyhour。Iwentoutoftheroomtogivethemtimetodress,butthedoorwashalfopen,andIsawreflectedintheglassthesnow—whitebosomofmyfairone;itwasanintoxicatingsight。Whenshehadlacedherselfandputonherdressshecalledforherboots。IaskedifIshouldputthemon,towhichsheconsentedwithagoodgrace,andasshehadgreenvelvetbreeches,sheseemedtoconsiderherselfasalmostaman。And,afterall,awaiterisnotworthputtingone’sselfoutabout。Alltheworstforhimifhedareconceiveanyhopesfromthetriflingconcessionshereceives。Hispunishmentwillbesevere,forwhowouldhavethoughthecouldhavepresumedsofar?
Asforme,Iamnow,sadtosay,grownold,andenjoysomefewprivilegesofthisdescription,whichIrelish,thoughdespisingmyself,andstillmorethosewhothusindulgeme。
AftershehadgoneIwenttosleepagain,hopingtoseeherintheevening。WhenIawokeIheardthattheabbotofEinsiedelwasatZurich,andmylandlordtoldmethathisreverendhighnesswoulddinewithmeinmyroom。ItoldhimthatIwishedtotreattheabbotwell,andthathemustsetthebestdinnerhecouldforus。
Atnoontheworthyprelatewasshewnuptomyroom,andbeganbycomplimentingmeonthegoodreputationIhadatZurich,sayingthatthismadehimbelievethatmyvocationwasarealone。
"Thefollowingdistich,"headded,"shouldnowbecomeyourmotto:
"Inveniportum。Spesetfortunavalete;
Nilmihivobiscumest:luditenunsalios。"
"ThatisatranslationoftwoversesfromEuripides,"Ianswered;
"but,mylord,theywillnotserveme,asIhavechangedmymindsinceyesterday。"
"Icongratulateyou,"saidhe,"andIhopeyouwillaccomplishallyourdesires。Imaytellyouconfidentiallythatitismucheasiertosaveone’ssoulintheworldwhereonecandogoodtoone’sneighbours,thanintheconvent,whereamandoesnogoodtohimselfnortoanyoneelse。"
ThiswasnotspeakinglikethehypocriteGuistinianihaddescribedtome;onthecontrary,itwasthelanguageofagoodandsensibleman。
Wehadaprincelydinner,asmylandlordhadmadeeachofthethreecoursesaworkofart。Therepastwasenlivenedbyaninterestingconversation,towhichwitandhumourwerenotlacking。AftercoffeeIthankedtheabbotwiththegreatestrespect,andaccompaniedhimtohiscarriage,wherethereverendfatherreiteratedhisoffersofservingme,andthus,wellpleasedwithoneanother,weparted。
Thepresenceandtheconversationofthisworthypriesthadnotforamomentdistractedmythoughtsfromthepleasingobjectwithwhichtheywereoccupied。Sosoonastheabbothadgone,Iwenttothebridgetoawaittheblessedangel,whoseemedtohavebeensentfromSoleurewiththeexpresspurposeofdeliveringmefromthetemptationtobecomeamonk,whichthedevilhadputintomyheart。StandingonthebridgeIbuiltmanyafinecastleinSpain,andaboutsixintheeveningIhadthepleasureofseeingmyfairtravelleroncemore。I
hidmyselfsoastoseewithoutbeingseen。Iwasgreatlysurprisedtoseethemallfourlookingtowardsmywindow。Theircuriosityshewedmethattheladyhadtoldthemofthesecret,andwithmyastonishmenttherewassomeadmixtureofanger。Thiswasonlynatural,asInotonlysawmyselfdeprivedofthehopeofmakinganyfurtheradvances,butIfeltthatIcouldnolongerplaymypartofwaiterwithanyconfidence。InspiteofmylovefortheladyIwouldnotfortheworldbecomethelaughing—stockofherthreeplaincompanions。IfIhadinterestedherinmyfavour,shewouldcertainlynothavedivulgedmysecret,andIsawinherdoingsoproofpositivethatshedidnotwantthejesttogoanyfurther,orratherofherwantofthatspiritsonecessarytoensurethesuccessofanintrigue。Ifthethreecompanionsofmycharmerhadhadanythingattractiveaboutthem,Imightpossiblyhaveperseveredanddefiedmisfortune;butinthesamemeasureasbeautycheersmyheart,uglinessdepressesit。AnticipatingthemelancholywhichIforesawwouldresultfromthisdisappointment,Iwentoutwiththeideaofamusingmyself,andhappeningtomeetGiustinianiItoldhimofmymisfortune,sayingthatIshouldnotbesorrytomakeupforitbyacoupleofhoursofthesocietyofsomemercenarybeauty。
"Iwilltakeyoutoahouse,"saidhe,"whereyouwillfindwhatyouwant。Gouptothesecondfloorandyouwillbewellreceivedbyanoldwoman,ifyouwhispermynametoher。Idarenotaccompanyyou,asIamwellknowninthetownanditmightgetmeintotroublewiththepolice,whoareridiculouslystrictinthesematters。IndeedI
adviseyoutotakecarethatnobodyseesyougoingin。"
Ifollowedtheex—Capuchin’sadviceandwaitedfortheduskoftheevening。Ihadagoodreception,butthesupperwaspoor,andthehoursthatIspentwithtwoyounggirlsoftheworkingclassweretedious。Theywereprettyenough,butmyheadwasfullofmyperfidiouscharmer,andbesides,despitetheirneatnessandprettiness,theywerewantinginthatgracewhichaddssomanycharmstopleasure。Theliberalityofmypayment,towhichtheywerenotaccustomed,captivatedtheoldwoman,whosaidshewouldgetmeallthebeststuffinthetown;butshewarnedmetotakecarethatnobodysawmegoingintoherhouse。
WhenIgotbackLeDuctoldmethatIhadbeenwisetoslipaway,asmymasqueradehadbecomegenerallyknown,andthewholehouse,includingthelandlord,hadbeeneagerlywaitingtoseemeplaythepartofwaiter。"Itookyourplace,"headded。"TheladywhohastakenyourfancyisMadame————,andImustconfesssheisvastlyfine。"
"Didsheaskwheretheotherwaiterwas?"
"No,buttheotherladiesaskedwhathadbecomeofyouseveraltimes。"
"AndMadamesaidnothing?"
"Shedidn’topenhermouth,butlookedsadandseemedtocarefornothing,tillIsaidyouwereawaybecauseyouwereill。"
"Thatwasstupidofyou。Whydidyousaythat?"
"Ihadtosaysomething。"
"True。Didyouuntiehershoe?"
"No;shedidnotwantmetodoso。"
"Good。Whotoldyouhername?"
"Hercoachman。Sheisjustmarriedtoamanolderthanherself。"
Iwenttobed,butcouldonlythinkoftheindiscretionandsadnessofmyfairlady。Icouldnotreconcilethetwotraitsinhercharacter。Nextday,knowingthatshewouldbestartingearly,I
postedmyselfatthewindowtoseehergetintothecarriage,butI
tookcaretoarrangethecurtaininsuchawaythatIcouldnotbeseen。Madamewasthelasttogetin,andpretendingthatshewantedtoseeifitrained,shetookoffherbonnetandliftedherhead。
Drawingthecurtainwithonehand,andtakingoffmycapwiththeother,Iwaftedherakisswiththetipsofmyfingers。Inherturnshebowedgraciously,returningmykisswithagood—naturedsmile。
CHAPTERXIV
ILeaveZurich——ComicAdventureatBaden——Soleure——M。DeChavigni——
M。andMadame***IActinaPlay——ICounterfeitSicknesstoAttainHappinessM。Mote,mylandlord,introducedhistwosonstome。Hehadbroughtthemuplikeyoungprinces。InSwitzerland,aninn—keeperisnotalwaysamanofnoaccount。Therearemanywhoareasmuchrespectedaspeopleoffarhigherrankareinothercountries。Buteachcountryhasitsownmanners。Mylandlorddidthehonoursofthetable,andthoughtitnodegradationtomakehisguestspayforthemeal。Hewasright;theonlyreallydegradingthingintheworldisvice。ASwisslandlordonlytakesthechiefplaceattabletoseethateveryoneisproperlyattendedto。Ifhehaveason,hedoesnotsitdownwithhisfather,butwaitsontheguests,withnapkininhand。AtSchaffhaus,mylandlord’sson,whowasacaptainintheImperialarmy,stoodbehindmychairandchangedmyplate,whilehisfathersatattheheadofthetable。Anywhereelsethesonwouldhavebeenwaitedon,butinhisfather’shousehethought,andrightly,thatitwasanhonourtowait。
SuchareSwisscustoms,ofwhichpersonsofsuperficialunderstandingveryfoolishlymakeajest。Allthesame,thevauntedhonourandloyaltyoftheSwissdonotpreventthemfromfleecingstrangers,atleastasmuchastheDutch,butthegreenhornswholetthemselvesbecheated,learntherebythatitiswelltobargainbefore—hand,andthentheytreatonewellandchargereasonably。Inthisway,whenI
wasatBale,IbaffledthecelebratedImhoff,thelandlordofthe"ThreeKings。"
M。Otecomplimentedmeonmywaiter’sdisguise,andsaidhewassorrynottohaveseenmeofficiating,nevertheless,hesaidhethoughtI
waswisenottorepeatthejest。HethankedmeforthehonourIhaddonehishouse,andbeggedmetodohimtheadditionalfavourofdiningathistablesomedaybeforeIleft。IansweredthatIwoulddinewithhimwithpleasurethatveryday。Ididso,andwastreatedlikeaprince。
Thereaderwillhaveguessedthatthelastlookmycharmergavemehadnotextinguishedthefirewhichthefirstsightofherhadkindledinmybreast。Ithadratherincreasedmyflamebygivingmehopesofbeingbetteracquaintedwithher;inshort,itinspiredmewiththeideaofgoingtoSoleureinordertogiveahappyendingtotheadventure。ItookaletterofcreditonGeneva,andwrotetoMadamed’Urfe,begginghertogivemeawrittenintroduction,couchedinstrongtermstoM。deChavigni,theFrenchambassador,tellingherthattheinterestsofourorderwerehighlyinvolvedinmyknowingthisdiplomatist,andrequestinghertoaddressletterstomeatthepostofficeatSoleure。IalsowrotetotheDukeofWurtemburg,buthadnoanswerfromhim,andindeedhemusthavefoundmyepistleveryunpleasantreading。
IvisitedtheoldwomanwhomGiustinianihadtoldmeofseveraltimesbeforeIleftZurich,andalthoughIoughttohavebeenwellsatisfiedasfarasphysicalbeautywasconcerned,myenjoymentwasverylimited,asthenymphsIwooedonlyspokeSwissdialect——aruggedcorruptionofGerman。Ihavealwaysfoundthatlovewithoutspeechgiveslittleenjoyment,andIcannotimagineamoreunsatisfactorymistressthanamute,weresheaslovelyasVenusherself。
IhadscarcelyleftZurichwhenIwasobligedtostopatBadentohavethecarriageM。Otehadgotmemended。Imighthavestartedagainateleven,butonhearingthatayoungPolishladyonherwaytoOurLadyofEinseidelwastodineatthecommontable,Idecidedtowait;butIhadmytroublefornothing,assheturnedouttobequiteunworthyofthedelay。
Afterdinner,whilemyhorseswerebeingputin,thehost’sdaughter,aprettygirlenough,cameintotheroomandmademewaltzwithher;
itchancedtobeaSunday。Allatonceherfathercamein,andthegirlfled。
"Sir,"saidtherascal,"youarecondemnedtopayafineofonelouis。"
"Why?"
"Forhavingdancedonaholyday。"
"Getout;Iwon’tpay。"
"Youwillpay,though,"saidhe,shewingmeagreatparchmentcoveredwithwritingIdidnotunderstand。
"Iwillappeal。"
"Towhom,sir?"
"Tothejudgeoftheplace。"
Helefttheroom,andinaquarterofanhourIwastoldthatthejudgewaswaitingformeinanadjoiningchamber。Ithoughttomyselfthatthejudgeswereverypoliteinthatpartoftheworld,butwhenIgotintotheroomIsawtherascallyhostburiedinawigandgown。
"Sir,"saidhe,"Iamthejudge。"
"Judgeandplaintifftoo,asfarasIcansee。"
Hewroteinhisbook,confirmingthesentence,andmulctingmeinsixfrancsforthecostsofthecase。
"Butifyourdaughterhadnottemptedme。"saidI,"Ishouldnothavedanced;sheisthereforeasguiltyasI。"
"Verytrue,sir;hereisaLouisforher。"SosayinghetookaLouisoutofhispocket,putitintoadeskbesidehim,andsaid;"Nowyours。"
Ibegantolaugh,paidmyfine,andputoffmydeparturetillthemorrow。
AsIwasgoingtoLucerneIsawtheapostolicnuncio(whoinvitedmetodinner),andatFribourgComted’Afri’syoungandcharmingwife;
butattenleaguesfromSoleureIwasawitnessofthefollowingcuriouscircumstances。
Iwasstoppingthenightinavillage,andhadmadefriendswiththesurgeon,whomIhadfoundattheinn,andwhilesupper,whichhewastosharewithme,wasgettingready,wewalkedaboutthevillagetogether。Itwasintheduskoftheevening,andatadistanceofahundredpacesIsawamanclimbingupthewallofahouse,andfinallyvanishingthroughawindowonthefirstfloor。
"That’sarobber,"saidI,pointinghimouttothesurgeon。Helaughedandsaid,——
"Thecustommayastonishyou,butitisacommononeinmanypartsofSwitzerland。Themanyouhavejustseenisayoungloverwhoisgoingtopassthenightwithhisfuturebride。Nextmorninghewillleavemoreardentthanbefore,asshewillnotallowhimtogotoofar。Ifshewasweakenoughtoyieldtohisdesireshewouldprobablydeclinetomarryher,andshewouldfinditdifficulttogetmarriedatall。"
AtSoleureIfoundaletterfromMadamed’Urfe,withanenclosurefromtheDucdeChoiseultotheambassador,M。deChavigni。Itwassealed,buttheduke’snamewaswrittenbelowtheaddress。
ImadeaCourttoilet,tookacoach,andwenttocallontheambassador。Hisexcellencywasnotathome,soIleftmycardandtheletter。Itwasafeast—day,andIwenttohighmass,notsomuch,Iconfess,toseekforGodasformycharmer,butshewasnotthere。AfterserviceIwalkedaroundthetown,andonmyreturnfoundanofficerwhoaskedmetodinnerattheambassador’s。
Madamed’UrfesaidthatonthereceiptofmylettershehadgonestraightwaytoVersailles,andthatwiththehelpofMadamedeGrammontshehadgotmeanintroductionofthekindIwanted。Thiswasgoodnewsforme,asIdesiredtocutanimposingfigureatSoleure。Ihadplentyofmoney,andIknewthatthismagicmetalglitteredintheeyesofall。M。deChavignihadbeenambassadoratVenicethirtyyearsbefore,andIknewanumberofanecdotesabouthisadventuresthere,andIwaseagertoseewhatIcouldmakeoutofhim。
Iwenttohishouseatthetimeappointed,andfoundallhisservantsinfulllivery,whichIlookeduponasahappyomen。Mynamewasnotannounced,andIremarkedthatwhenIcameinbothsidesofthedoorwereopenedformebythepage。Afineoldmancameforwardtomeetme,andpayingmemanywell—turnedcomplimentsintroducedmetothosepresent。Then,withthedelicatetactofthecourtier,pretendingnottorecollectmyname,hedrewtheDucdeChoiseul’sletterfromhispocket,andreadaloudtheparagraphinwhichtheministerdesiredhimtotreatmewiththeutmostconsideration。Hemademesitonaneasychairathisrighthand,andaskedmequestionstowhichIcouldonlyanswerthatIwastravellingformypleasure,andthatIconsideredtheSwissnationtobeinmanyrespectssuperiortoallothernationswhatsoever。
Dinnerwasserved,andhisexcellencysetmeonhisrighthandinapositionofequalhonourtohisown。Weweresixteenincompany,andbehindeverychairstoodamagnificentlackeyintheambassador’slivery。InthecourseofconversationIgotanopportunityoftellingtheambassadorthathewasstillspokenofatVenicewiththeutmostaffection。
"Ishallalwaysremember,"hesaid,"thekindnesswithwhichtheVenetianstreatedme;buttellme,Ibeg,thenamesofthosegentlemenwhostillrememberme;theymustbequiteoldnow。"
ThiswaswhatIwaswaitingfor。M。deMalipierohadtoldmeofcertaineventswhichhadhappenedduringtheregency,andM。deBragadinhadinformedmeoftheambassador’samourswiththecelebratedStringhetta。
Hisexcellency’sfarewasperfect,butinthepleasureofconversingIforgotthatofeating。ItoldallmyanecdotessoracilythathisfeaturesexpressedthepleasureIwasaffordinghim,andwhenwerosefromthetableheshookmebythehand,andtoldmehehadnothadsoagreeableadinnersincehehadbeenatSoleure。
"TherecollectionofmyVenetiangallantries,"saidtheworthyoldman,"makesmerecallmanyahappymoment;Ifeelquiteyoungagain。"
Heembracedme,andbademeconsidermyselfasoneofhisfamilyduringmystayatSoleure。
AfterdinnerhetalkedagooddealaboutVenice,praisingtheGovernment,andsayingthattherewasnotatownintheworldwhereamancouldfarebetter,providedhetookcaretogetgoodoilandforeignwines。Aboutfiveo’clockheaskedmetocomeforadrivewithhim,gettingintothecarriagefirsttogivemethebestplace。
Wegotoutataprettycountryhousewhereiceswereservedtous。
Onourwaybackhesaidthathehadalargepartyeveryevening,andthathehopedIwoulddohimthehonourtobepresentwheneveritsuitedmyinclinations,assuringmethathewoulddohisbesttoamuseme。Iwasimpatienttotakepartintheassembly,asIfeltcertainIshouldseemycharmerthere。Itwasavainhope,however,forIsawseveralladies,someoldandugly,somepassable,butnotonepretty。
Cardswereproduced,andIsoonfoundmyselfatatablewithayoungladyoffaircomplexionandaplain—lookingwomanwelladvancedinyears,whoseemed,however,nottobedestituteofwit。ThoughIwaslooedIplayedon,andIlostfiveorsixhundredfishwithoutopeningmylips。Whenitcametoaprofitandlossaccount,theplainwomantoldmeIowedthreelouis。
"Threelouis,madam。"
"Yes,sir;wehavebeenplayingattwosousthefish。Youthought,perhaps,wewereplayingforfarthings。"
"Onthecontrary,Ithoughtitwasforfrancs,asIneverplaylower。"Shedidnotanswerthisboastofmine,butsheseemedannoyed。Onrejoiningthecompanyafterthiswearisomegame,I
proceededtoscrutinizealltheladiespresentrapidlybutkeenly,butIcouldnotseeherforwhomIlooked,andwasonthepointofleaving,whenIhappenedtonoticetwoladieswhowerelookingatmeattentively。Irecognizedthemdirectly。Theyweretwoofmyfairone’scompanions,whomIhadhadthehonourofwaitingonatZurich。
Ihurriedoff,pretendingnottorecognizethem。
Nextday,agentlemanintheambassador’ssuitecametotellmethathisexcellencywasgoingtocallonme。ItoldhimthatIwouldnotgoouttillIhadthehonourofreceivinghismaster,andIconceivedtheideaofquestioninghimconcerningthatwhichlaynexttomyheart。However,hesparedmethetrouble,asthereaderwillseeforhimself。
IgaveM。deChavignithebestreceptionIcould,andafterwehaddiscussedtheweatherhetoldme,withasmile,thathehadthemostridiculousaffairtobroachtome,beggingmetocredithimwhenhesaidthathedidnotbelieveitforamoment。
"Proceed,mylord。"
"Twoladieswhosawyouatmyhouseyesterdaytoldmeinconfidence,afteryouhadgone,thatIshoulddowelltobeonmyguard,asyouwerethewaiterinaninnatZurichwheretheyhadstayed。TheyaddedthattheyhadseentheotherwaiterbytheAar,andthatinallprobabilityyouhadrunawayfromtheinntogether;Godaloneknowswhy!Theysaid,furthermore,thatyouslippedawayfrommyhouseyesterdayassoonasyousawthem。ItoldthemthatevenifyouwerenotthebearerofaletterfromhisgracetheDucdeChoiseulI
shouldhavebeenconvincedthattheyweremistaken,andthattheyshoulddinewithyouto—day,iftheywouldacceptmyinvitation。I
alsohintedthatyoumighthavemerelydisguisedyourselfasawaiterinthehopesofwinningsomefavoursfromthem,buttheyrejectedthehypothesisasabsurd,andsaidthatyoucouldcarveacaponandchangeaplatedexterouslyenough,butwereonlyacommonwaiterforallthat,addingthatwithmypermissiontheywouldcomplimentyouonyourskillto—day。
"’Doso,byallmeans,ladies,’saidI,"M。Casanovaandmyselfwillbehighlyamused。’Andnowdoyoumindtellingmewhethertherebeanyfoundationoftruthinthewholestory?"
"Certainly,mylord,Iwilltellyouallwithoutreserve,butinconfidence,asthisridiculousreportmayinjurethehonourofonewhoisdeartome,andwhomIwouldnotinjurefortheworld。"
"Itistrue,then?Iamquiteinterestedtohearallaboutit。"
"Itistruetoacertainextent;Ihopeyoudon’ttakemefortherealwaiteratthe’Sword。’"
"Certainlynot,butIsupposedyouplayedthepartofwaiter?"
"Exactly。Didtheytellyouthattheywerefourincompany。"
"Ah,Ihavegotit!PrettyMadamewasoneoftheparty。Thatexplainstheriddle;nowIunderstandeverything。Butyouwerequiterightinsayingthatdiscretionwasneedful;shehasaperfectlyblamelessreputation。"
"Ah!Ididnotknowthat。Whathappenedwasquiteinnocent,butitmightbesogarbledinthetellingastobecomeprejudicialtothehonourofaladywhosebeautystruckmewithadmiration。"
Itoldhimallthedetailsofthecase,addingthatIhadonlycometoSoleureinthehopesofsucceedinginmysuit。
"Ifthatproveanimpossibility,"saidI,"IshallleaveSoleureinthreeorfourdays;butIwillfirstturnthethreeuglycompanionsofmycharmerintoridicule。Theymighthavehadsenseenoughtoguessthatthewaiter’sapronwasonlyadisguise。Theycanonlypretendtobeignorantofthefactinthehopeofgettingsomeadvantageoverme,andinjuringtheirfriend,whowasilladvisedtoletthemintothesecret。"
"Softly,softly,yougotoofastandremindmeofmyownyoungdays。
Permitmetoembraceyou,yourstoryhasdelightedme。Youshallnotgoaway,youshallstayhereandcourtyourcharmer。To—dayyoucanturntwomischievouswomenintoridicule,butdoitinaneasyway。
ThethingissostraightforwardthatM。————willbethefirsttolaughatit。Hiswifecannotbeignorantofyourloveforher,andI
knowenoughofwomentopronouncethatyourdisguisecannothavedispleasedher。Shedoesknowofyourlove?"
"Undoubtedly。"
Hewentawaylaughing,andatthedoorofhiscoachembracedmeforthethirdtime。
IcouldnotdoubtthatmycharmerhadtoldthewholestorytoherthreefriendsastheywerereturningfromEinsiedeltoZurich,andthismadetheparttheyhadplayedallthemoreill—natured;butI
feltthatitwastomyinteresttolettheirmalicepassforwit。
Iwenttotheambassador’sathalf—pastone,andaftermakingmybowtohimIproceededtogreetthecompany,andsawthetwoladies。
Thereupon,withafrankandgenerousair,Iwentuptothemoremalicious—lookingofthetwo(shewaslame,whichmayhavemademethinkhermoreill—looking)andaskedifsherecognizedme。
"Youconfess,then,thatyouarethewaiteratthe’Sword’?"
"Well,notquitethat,madam,butIconfessthatIwasthewaiterforanhour,andthatyoucruellydisdainedtoaddressasinglewordtome,thoughIwasonlyawaiter,becauseIlongedfortheblissofseeingyou。ButIhopeIshallbealittlemorefortunatehere,andthatyouwillallowmetopayyoumyrespectfulhomage。"
"Thisisverywonderful!Youplayedyourpartsowellthatthesharpesteyewouldhavebeendeceived。Nowweshallseeifyouplayyournewpartaswell。IfyoudomethehonourtocallonmeIwillgiveyouagoodwelcome。"
Afterthesecomplimentaryspeeches,thestorybecamepublicproperty,andthewholetablewasamusingitselfwithit,whenIhadthehappinessofseeingM。————andMadamecomingintotheroom。
"Thereisthegood—naturedwaiter,"saidshetoherhusband。
Theworthymansteppedforward,andpolitelythankedmeforhavingdonehiswifethehonouroftakingoffherboots。
Thistoldmethatshehadconcealednothing,andIwasglad。Dinnerwasserved,M。deChavignimademycharmersitathisrighthand,andIwasplacedbetweenmytwocalumniators。Iwasobligedtohidemygame,so,althoughIdislikedthemintensely,Imadelovetothem,hardlyraisingmyeyestoglanceatMadame,wholookedravishing。I
didnotfindherhusbandeitherasoldorasjealousasIhadexpected。Theambassadoraskedhimandhiswifetostaytheeveningtoanimpromptuball,andthensaid,thatinorderformetobeabletotelltheDucdeChoiseulthatIwaswellamusedatSoleure,hewouldbedelightedtohaveaplay,ifMadamewouldactthefair’Ecossaise’again。Shesaidsheshouldbedelighted,buttwomoreactorswerewanted。
"Thatisallright,"saidthekindoldgentleman,"IwillplayMontrose。"
"AndI,Murray,"Iremarked。
Mylamefriend,angryatthisarrangement,whichonlylefthertheverybadpartofLadyAlton,couldnothelplancingashaftatme。
"Oh!whyisn’tthereawaiter’spartintheplay?"saidshe,"youwouldplayitsowell。"
"Thatiswellsaid,butIhopeyouwillteachmetoplayMurrayevenbetter。"
Nextmorning,Igotthewordsofmypart,andtheambassadortoldmethattheballwouldbegiveninmyhonour。AfterdinnerIwenttomyinn,andaftermakinganelaboratetoiletteIreturnedtothebrilliantcompany。
Theambassadorbeggedmetoopentheball,andintroducedmetothehighestbornbutnotthemostbeautifulladyintheplace。Ithendancedwithalltheladiespresentuntilthegood—naturedoldmangotmetheobjectofmyvowsasapartnerinthequadrilles,whichhedidsoeasilythatnoonecouldhavemadeanyremark。"LordMurray,"
saidhe,"mustdancewithnoonebutLindane。"
AtthefirstpauseItooktheopportunityofsayingthatIhadonlycometoSoleureforhersake,thatitwasforhersakethatIhaddisguisedmyselfatZurich,andthatIhopedshewouldpermitmetopaymyaddressestoher。