Leonildalookedaway,andIfeltshocked,butconcealedmyfeelings。
  "Iaminthesamestateasyou,"saidI,"butIwillnottakethetroubleofconvincingyou。"
  "Thatcan’tbe,"saidhe;andpassinghishandrapidlyovermeheassuredhimselfthatitwasso。"It’sastonishing,"hecried;
  "youmustbeasimpotentasIam。"
  "IfIwantedtocontrovertthatassertiononeglanceintoLeonilda’seyeswouldbeenough。"
  "Lookathim,dearestLeonilda,thatImaybeconvinced。"
  Leonildalookedtenderlyatme,andherglanceproducedtheresultIhadexpected。
  "Givemeyourhand,"saidI,tothepoorduke,andhedidso。
  "Iwasinthewrong,"heexclaimed,butwhenheendeavouredtobringthesurprisingobjecttolightIresisted。Hepersistedinhisendeavours,andIdeterminedtoplayonhimatrick。ItookLeonilda’shandandpressedmylipstoit,andjustasthedukethoughthehadtriumphedIbesprinkledhim,andwentoffintoaroaroflaughter。Helaughedtoo,andwenttogetanapkin。
  Thegirlcouldseenothingofallthis,asitwentonunderthetable;andwhilemyburninglipsrestedonherhand,myeyeswerefixedonhersandourbreathmingled。Thisclosecontacthadenabledmetobaptisetheduke,butwhenshetookinthejokewemadeagroupworthyofthepenofAretin。
  Itwasadelightfulbreakfast,thoughwepassedcertainboundswhichdecencyoughttohaveproscribedtous,butLeonildawaswonderfullyinnocentconsideringherposition。Weendedthescenebymutualembraces,andwhenItookmyburninglipsfromLeonilda’sIfeltconsumedwithafirewhichIcouldnotconceal。
  WhenweleftItoldthedukethatIwouldseehismistressnomore,unlesshewouldgiveheruptome,declaringthatIwouldmarryherandgiveheradoweroffivethousandducats。
  "Speaktoher,andifsheconsentsIwillnotopposeit。Sheherselfwilltellyouwhatpropertyshehas。"
  Ithenwenttodressfordinner。Ifoundtheduchessinthemidstofalargecircle,andshetoldmekindlythatshewasverysorrytohearofmylosses。
  "Fortuneisthemostfickleofbeings,butIdon’tcomplainofmyloss——nay,whenyouspeakthusIloveit,andIeventhinkthatyouwillmakemewinthisevening。"
  "Ihopeso,butIamafraidnot;youwillhavetocontendagainstMonteLeone,whoisusuallyverylucky。"
  Inconsideringthematterafterdinner,Ideterminedforthefuturetoplaywithreadymoneyandnotonmywordofhonour,lestIshouldatanytimebecarriedawaybytheexcitementofplayandinducedtostakemorethanIpossessed。Ithought,too,thatthebankermighthavehisdoubtsafterthetwoheavylossesIhadsustained,andIconfessthatIwasalsoactuatedbythegambler’ssuperstitionthatbymakingachangeofanykindonechangestheluck。
  IspentfourhoursatthetheatreinLeonilda’sbox,whereIfoundhermoregayandcharmingthanIhadseenherbefore。
  "DearLeonilda,"Isaid,"theloveIfeelforyouwillsuffernodelayandnorivals,noteventheslightestinconstancy。IhavetoldthedukethatIamreadytomarryyou,andthatIwillgiveyouadoweroffivethousandducats。"
  "Whatdidhesay?"
  "ThatImustaskyou,andthathewouldoffernoopposition。"
  "ThenweshouldleaveNaplestogether。"
  "Directly,dearest,andthenceforthdeathalonewouldpartus。"
  "Wewilltalkofitto—morrow,dearDonGiacomo,andifIcanmakeyouhappyIamsureyouwilldothesamebyme。"
  Asshespokethesedelightfulwordsthedukecamein。
  "DonGiacomoandIaretalkingofmarrying,"saidshe。
  "Marriage,miacarissima,"hereplied,"oughttobewellconsideredbeforehand。"
  "Yes,whenonehastime;butmydearGiacomocannotwait,andweshallhaveplentyoftimetothinkitoverafterwards。"
  "Asyouaregoingtomarry,"saidtheduke,"youcanputoffyourdeparture,orreturnafterthewedding。"
  "Icanneitherputitoffnorreturn,mydearduke。Wehavemadeupourminds,andifwerepentwehaveplentyoftimebeforeus。"
  Helaughedandsaidwewouldtalkitovernextday。Igavemyfuturebrideakisswhichshereturnedwithardour,andthedukeandIwenttotheclub,wherewefoundtheDukedeMonteLeonedealing。
  "Mylord,"saidI,"Iamunluckyplayingonmywordofhonour,soIhopeyouwillallowmetostakemoney。"
  "Justasyouplease;itcomestothesamething,butdon’ttroubleyourself。Ihavemadeabankoffourthousandducatsthatyoumaybeabletorecoupyourselfforyourlosses。"
  "Thanks,Ipromisetobreakitortoloseasmuch。"
  Idrewoutsixthousandducats,gavetwothousandducatstotheDukedeMatalone,andbegantopuntatahundredducats。Afterashorttimethedukeleftthetable,andIfinallysucceededinbreakingthebank。Iwentbacktotheplacebymyself,andwhenI
  toldthedukeofmyvictorythenextday,heembracedmewithtearsofjoy,andadvisedmetostakemoneyforthefuture。
  AsthePrincessdeValewasgivingagreatsupper,therewasnoplaythatevening。Thiswassomerespite。WecalledonLeonilda,andputtingofftalkingofourmarriagetillthedayafterwespentthetimeinviewingthewondersofnaturearoundNaples。IntheeveningIwasintroducedbyafriendattheprincess’ssupper,andsawallthehighestnobilityoftheplace。
  Nextmorningtheduketoldmethathehadsomebusinesstodo,andthatIhadbettergoandseeLeonilda,andthathewouldcallformelateron。IwenttoLeonilda,butasthedukedidnotputinanappearancewecouldnotsettleanythingaboutourmarriage。I
  spentseveralhourswithher,butIwasobligedtoobeyhercommands,andcouldonlyshewmyselfamorousinwords。BeforeleavingIrepeatedthatitonlyrestedwithhertouniteourlivesbyindissolubleties,andtoleaveNaplesalmostimmediately。
  WhenIsawthedukehesaid,——
  "Well,DonGiacomo,youhavespentallthemorningwithmymistress;doyoustillwishtomarryher?"
  "Morethanever;whatdoyoumean?"
  "Nothing;andasyouhavepassedthistrialtowhichIpurposelysubjectedyou,wewilldiscussyouruniontomorrow,andIhopeyouwillmakethischarmingwomanhappy,forshewillbeanexcellentwife。"
  "Iagreewithyou。"
  WhenwewenttoMonteLeone’sintheevening,wesawabankerwithagooddealofgoldbeforehim。TheduketoldmehewasDonMarcoOttoboni。Hewasafine—lookingman,butheheldthecardssocloselytogetherinhislefthandthatIcouldnotseethem。Thisdidnotinspiremewithconfidence,soIonlypuntedaducatatatime。Iwaspersistentlyunlucky,butIonlylostascoreofducats。Afterfiveorsixdealsthebanker,askedmepolitelywhyIstakedsuchsmallsumsagainsthim。
  "BecauseIcan’tseehalfthepack,"Ireplied,"andIamafraidoflosing。"
  Someofthecompanylaughedatmyanswer。
  NextnightIbrokethebankheldbythePrincetheCassaro,apleasantandrichnobleman,whoaskedmetogivehimrevenge,andinvitedmetosupperathisprettyhouseatPosilipo,wherehelivedwithavirtuosaofwhomhehadbecomeamorousatPalermo。
  HealsoinvitedtheDukedeMataloneandthreeorfourothergentlemen。ThiswastheonlyoccasiononwhichIheldthebankwhileIwasatNaples,andIstakedsixthousandducatsafterwarningtheprincethatasitwastheeveofmydepartureIshouldonlyplayforreadymoney。
  Helosttenthousandducats,andonlyrosefromthetablebecausehehadnomoremoney。Everybodylefttheroom,andIshouldhavedonethesameiftheprince’smistresshadnotowedmeahundredducats。Icontinuedtodealinthehopethatshewouldgethermoneyback,butseeingthatshestilllostIputdownthecards,andtoldherthatshemustpaymeatRome。Shewasahandsomeandagreeablewoman,butshedidnotinspiremewithanypassions,nodoubtbecausemymindwasoccupiedwithanother,otherwiseI
  shouldhavedrawnabillonsight,andpaidmyselfwithoutmeddlingwithherpurse。Itwastwoo’clockinthemorningwhenI
  gottobed。
  BothLeonildaandmyselfwishedtoseeCasertabeforeleavingNaples,andthedukesentusthereinacarriagedrawnbysixmules,whichwentfasterthanmosthorses。Leonilda’sgovernessaccompaniedus。
  Thedayafter,wesettledtheparticularsofourmarriageinaconversationwhichlastedfortwohours。
  "Leonilda,"begantheduke,"hasamother,wholivesatashortdistancefromhere,onanincomeofsixhundredducats,whichI
  havegivenherforlife,inreturnforanestatebelongingtoherhusband;butLeonildadoesnotdependonher。Shegaveheruptomesevenyearsago,andIhavegivenheranannuityoffivehundredducats,whichshewillbringtoyou,withallherdiamondsandanextensivetrousseau。Hermothergaveheruptomeentirely,andIgavemywordofhonourtogetheragoodhusband。
  Ihavetakenpeculiarcareofhereducation,andashermindhasdevelopedIhaveputheronherguardagainstallprejudices,withtheexceptionofthatwhichbidsawomankeepherselfintactforherfuturehusband。YoumayrestassuredthatyouarethefirstmanwhomLeonilda(whoisadaughtertome)haspressedtoherheart。"
  Ibeggedtheduketogetthecontractready,andtoaddtoherdowerthesumoffivethousandducats,whichIwouldgivehimwhenthedeedwassigned。
  "Iwillmortgagethem,"saidhe,"onahousewhichisworthdouble。"
  ThenturningtoLeonilda,whowassheddinghappytears,hesaid,——
  "Iamgoingtosendforyourmother,whowillbedelightedtosignthesettlement,andtomaketheacquaintanceofyourfuturehusband。"
  ThemotherlivedattheMarquisGaliani’s,aday’sjourneyfromNaples。Thedukesaidhewouldsendacarriageforherthenextday,andthatwecouldallsuptogetherthedayafter。
  "Thelawbusinesswillbealldonebythen,andweshallbeabletogotothelittlechurchatPortici,andthepriestwillmarryyou。ThenwewilltakeyourmothertoSt。Agathaanddinewithher,andyoucangoyourwaywithhermaternalblessing。"
  Thisconclusiongavemeaninvoluntaryshudder,andLeonildafellfaintingintheduke’sarms。Hecalledherdearchild,caredforhertenderly,andbroughthertoherself。
  Weallhadtowipeoureyes,aswewereallequallyaffected。
  Iconsideredmyselfasamarriedmanandunderobligationtoaltermywayofliving,andIstoppedplaying。Ihadwonmorethanfifteenthousandducats,andthissumaddedtowhatIhadbeforeandLeonilda’sdowryshouldhavesufficedforanhonestlivelihood。
  Nextday,asIwasatsupperwiththedukeandLeonilda,shesaid,——
  "Whatwillmymothersayto—morrowevening,whensheseesyou?"
  "Shewillsaythatyouaresillytomarryastrangerwhomyouhaveonlyknownforaweek。Haveyoutoldhermyname,mynation,mycondition,andmyage?"
  "Iwrotetoherasfollows:
  "’Dearmamma,comedirectlyandsignmymarriagecontractwithagentlemanintroducedtomebytheduke,withwhomIshallbeleavingforRomeonMondaynext。’"
  "Myletterranthus,"saidtheduke,"’Comewithoutdelay,andsignyourdaughter’smarriagecontract,andgiveheryourblessing。Shehaswiselychosenahusbandoldenoughtobeherfather;heisafriendofmine。’"
  "That’snottrue,"criedLeonilda,rushingtomyarms,"shewillthinkyouarereallyold,andIamsorry。"
  "Isyourmotheranelderlywoman?"
  "She’sacharmingWoman,"saidtheduke,"fullofwit,andnotthirty—eightyet。"
  "WhathasshegottodowithGaliani?"
  "Sheisanintimatefriendofthemarchioness’s,andsheliveswiththefamilybutpaysforherboard。"
  Nextmorning,havingsomebusinesswithmybankertoattendto,I
  toldthedukethatIshouldnotbeabletoseeLeonildatillsupper—time。Iwentthereateighto’clockandIfoundthethreesittinginfrontofthefire。
  "Hereheis!"criedtheduke。
  Assoonasthemothersawmeshescreamedandfellnearlyfaintingonachair。Ilookedatherfixedlyforaminute,andexclaimed,——
  "DonnaLucrezia!Iamfortunateindeed!"
  "Letustakebreath,mydearfriend。Comeandsitbyme。Soyouaregoingtomarrymydaughter,areyou?"
  Itookachairandguesseditall。Myhairstoodonend,andI
  relapsedintoagloomysilence。
  ThestupefiedastonishmentofLeonildaandthedukecannotbedescribed。TheycouldseethatDonnaLucreziaandIkneweachother,buttheycouldnotgetanyfarther。Asformyself,asI
  ponderedgloomilyandcomparedLeonilda’sagewiththeperiodatwhichIhadbeenintimatewithLucreziaCastelli,Icouldseethatitwasquitepossiblethatshemightbemydaughter;butItoldmyselfthatthemothercouldnotbecertainofthefact,asatthetimeshelivedwithherhusband,whowasveryfondofherandnotfiftyyearsofage。Icouldbearthesuspensenolonger,so,takingalightandbeggingLeonildaandtheduketoexcuseme,I
  askedLucreziatocomeintothenextroomwithme。
  Assoonasshewasseated,shedrewmetoherandsaid,——
  "MustIgrievemydearonewhenIhavelovedsowell?Leonildaisyourdaughter,Iamcertainofit。Ialwayslookeduponherasyourdaughter,andmyhusbandknewit,butfarfrombeingangry,heusedtoadoreher。Iwillshewyoutheregisterofherbirth,andyoucancalculateforyourself。MyhusbandwasatRome,anddidnotseemeonce,andmydaughterdidnotcomebeforehertime。
  Youmustrememberaletterwhichmymothershouldhavegivenyou,inwhichItoldyouIwaswithchild。ThatwasinJanuary,1744,andinsixmonthsmydaughterwillbeseventeen。MylatehusbandgaveherthenamesofLeonildaGiacominaatthebaptismalfont,andwhenheplayedwithherhealwayscalledherbythelattername。Thisideaofyourmarryingherhorrifiesme,butIcannotopposeit,asIamashamedtotellthereason。Whatdoyouthink?
  Haveyoustillthecouragetomarryher?Youseemtohesitate。
  Haveyoutakenanyearnestofthemarriage—bed?"
  "No,dearLucrezia,yourdaughterisaspureasalily。"
  "Ibreatheagain。"
  "Ah,yes!butmyheartistornasunder。"
  "Iamgrievedtoseeyouthus。"
  "Shehasnolikenesstome。"
  "Thatprovesnothing;shehastakenafterme。Youareweeping,dearest,youwillbreakmyheart。"
  "Whowouldnotweepinmyplace?Iwillsendtheduketoyou;hemustknowall。"
  IleftLucrezia,andIbeggedtheduketogoandspeaktoher。
  TheaffectionateLeonildacameandsatonmyknee,andaskedmewhatthedreadfulmysterywas。Iwastoomuchaffectedtobeabletoanswerher;shekissedme,andwebegantoweep。WeremainedthussadandsilenttillthereturnofthedukeandDonnaLucrezia,whowastheonlyonetokeepherheadcool。
  "DearLeonilda,saidshe,"youmustbeletintothesecretofthisdisagreeablemystery,andyourmotheristheproperpersontoenlightenyou。Doyourememberwhatnamemylatehusbandusedtocallyouwhenhepettedyou?"
  "HeusedtocallmehischarmingGiacomina。"
  "ThatisM。Casanova’sname;itisthenameofyourfather。Goandkisshim;hisbloodflowsinyourveins;andifhehasbeenyourlover,repentofthecrimewhichwashappilyquiteinvoluntary。"
  Thescenewasapatheticone,andwewerealldeeplymoved。
  Leonildaclungtohermother’sknees,andinavoicethatstruggledwithsobsexclaimed,——
  "Ihaveonlyfeltwhatanaffectionatedaughtermightfeelforafather"
  Atthispointsilencefellonus,asilencethatwasonlybrokenbythesobsofthetwowomen,whoheldeachothertightlyembraced;whilethedukeandIsatasmotionlessastwoposts,ourheadsbentandourhandscrossed,withoutasmuchaslookingateachother。
  Supperwasserved,andwesatattableforthreehours,talkingsadlyoverthisdramaticrecognition,whichhadbroughtmoregriefthanjoy;andwedepartedatmidnightfullofmelancholy,andhopingthatweshouldbecalmeronthemorrow,andabletotaketheonlystepthatnowremainedtous。
  Asweweregoingawaythedukemadeseveralobservationsonwhatmoralphilosopherscallprejudices。Thereisnophilosopherwhowouldmaintainorevenadvancethethesisthattheunionofafatheranddaughterishorriblenaturally,foritisentirelyasocialprejudice;butitissowidespread,andeducationhasgravenitsodeeplyinourhearts,thatonlyamanwhoseheartisutterlydepravedcoulddespiseit。Itistheresultofarespectforthelaws,itkeepsthesocialschemetogether;infact,itisnolongeraprejudice,itisaprinciple。
  Iwenttobed,butasusual,aftertheviolentemotionIhadundergone,Icouldnotsleep。TherapidtransitionfromcarnaltopaternallovecastmyphysicalandmentalfacultiesintosuchastateofexcitementthatIcouldscarcelywithstandthefiercestrugglethatwastakingplaceinmyheart。
  TowardsmorningIfellasleepforashorttime,andwokeupfeelingasexhaustedastwoloverswhohavebeenspendingalongandvoluptuouswinter’snight。
  WhenIgotupItoldthedukethatIintendedtosetoutfromNaplesthenextday;andheobservedthataseverybodyknewIwasontheeveofmydeparture,thishastewouldmakepeopletalk。
  "Comeandhavesomebrothwithme,"saidhe;"andfromhenceforthlookuponthismarriageprojectasoneofthemanypranksinwhichyouhaveengaged。Wewillspendthethreeorfourdayspleasantlytogether,andperhapswhenwehavethoughtoverallthisforsometimeweshallendbythinkingitmatterformirthandnotsadness。
  Believemethemother’sasgoodasthedaughter;recollectionisoftenbetterthanhope;consoleyourselfwithLucrezia。Idon’tthinkyoucanseeanydifferencebetweenherpresentappearanceandthatofeighteenyearsago,forIdon’tseehowshecaneverhavebeenhandsomerthansheisnow。"
  Thisremonstrancebroughtmetomysenses。IfeltthatthebestthingIcoulddowouldbetoforgettheillusionwhichhadamusedmeforfourorfivedays,andasmyself—esteemwasnotwoundeditoughtnottobeadifficulttask;butyetIwasinloveandunabletosatisfymylove。
  Loveisnotlikemerchandise,whereonecansubstituteonethingforanotherwhenonecannothavewhatonewants。Loveisasentiment,onlytheobjectwhohaskindledtheflamecansoothetheheatthereof。
  Wewenttocallonmydaughter,thedukeinhisusualmood,butI
  lookingpale,depressed,weary,andlikeaboygoingtoreceivetherod。IwasextremelysurprisedwhenIcameintotheroomtofindthemotheranddaughterquitegay,butthishelpedonmycure。Leonildathrewherarmsroundmyneck,callingmedearpapa,andkissingmewithalladaughter’sfreedom。DonnaLucreziastretchedoutherhand,addressingmeasherdearfriend。
  Iregardedherattentively,andIwasforcedtoconfessthattheeighteenyearsthathadpassedawayhaddonelittleilltohercharms。Therewasthesamesparklingglance,thatfreshcomplexion,thoseperfectshapes,thosebeautifullips——infine,allthathadcharmedmyyouthfuleyes。
  Wemutelycaressedeachother。Leonildagaveandreceivedthetenderestkisseswithoutseemingtonoticewhatdesiresshemightcausetoarise;nodoubtsheknewthatasherfatherIshouldhavestrengthtoresist,andshewasright。Onegetsusedtoeverything,andIwasashamedtobesadanylonger。
  ItoldDonnaLucreziaofthecuriouswelcomehersisterhadgivenmeinRome,andshewentoffintopealsoflaughter。WeremindedeachotherofthenightatTivoli,andtheserecollectionssoftenedourhearts。Fromthesesoftenedfeelingstoloveisbutashortway;butneitherplacenortimewereconvenient,sowepretendednottobethinkingofit。
  AfterafewmomentsofsilenceItoldherthatifshecaredtocometoRomewithmetopayavisittohersisterAngelique,I
  wouldtakeherbacktoNaplesatthebeginningofLent。Shepromisedtoletmeknowwhethershecouldcomeonthefollowingday。
  IsatbetweenherandLeonildaatdinner;andasIcouldnolongerthinkofthedaughter,itwasnaturalthatmyoldflameforLucreziashouldrekindle;andwhetherfromtheeffectofhergaietyandbeauty,orfrommyneedofsomeonetolove,orfromtheexcellenceofthewine,Ifoundmyselfinlovewithherbythedessert,andaskedhertotaketheplacewhichherdaughterwastohavefilled。
  "Iwillmarryyou,"saidI,"andwewillallofusgotoRomeonMonday,forsinceLeonildaismydaughterIdonotliketoleaveheratNaples。"
  Atthisthethreeguestslookedateachotherandsaidnothing。I
  didnotrepeatmyproposal,butledtheconversationtosomeothertopic。
  AfterdinnerIfeltsleepyandlaydownonabed,anddidnotwaketilleighto’clock,whentomysurpriseIfoundthatmyonlycompanionwasLucrezia,whowaswriting。Sheheardmestir,andcameuptomeandsaidaffectionately,——
  "Mydearfriend,youhavesleptforfivehours;andasIdidnotliketoleaveyoualoneIwouldnotgowiththedukeandourdaughtertotheopera。"
  Thememoryofformerlovesawakenswhenoneisneartheoncebelovedobject,anddesiresrapidlybecomeirresistibleifthebeautystillremain。Theloversfeelasiftheywereoncemoreinpossessionofablessingwhichbelongstothem,andofwhichtheyhavebeenlongdeprivedbyunfortunateincidents。Thesewereourfeelings,andwithoutdelay,withoutidlediscussion,andaboveall,withoutfalsemodesty,weabandonedourselvestolove,theonlytruesourceofnature。
  Inthefirstinterval,Iwasthefirsttobreakthesilence;andifamanisanythingofawit,ishethelesssoatthatdeliciousmomentofreposewhichfollowsonanamorousvictory?
  "Onceagain,then,"saidI,"IaminthischarminglandwhichI
  enteredforthefirsttimetothenoiseofthedrumandtherattleofmusketshots。"
  Thisremarkmadeherlaugh,andrecalledpasteventstohermemory。WerecollectedwithdelightallthepleasureswehadenjoyedatTestaccio,Frascati,andTivoli。Weremindedeachotheroftheseevents,onlytomakeeachotherlaugh;butwithtwolovers,whatislaughterbutapretextforrenewingthesweetsacrificeofthegoddessofCythera?
  Attheendofthesecondact,fulloftheenthusiasmofthefortunatelover,Isaid,——
  "Letusbeunitedforlife;weareofthesameage,weloveeachother,ourmeansaresufficientforus,wemayhopetoliveahappylife,andtodieatthesamemoment。"
  "Tisthedarlingwishofmyheart,"Lucreziareplied,"butletusstayatNaplesandleaveLeonildatotheduke。Wewillseecompany,findheraworthyhusband,andourhappinesswillbecomplete。"
  "IcannotliveatNaples,dearest,andyouknowthatyourdaughterintendedtoleavewithme。"
  "Mydaughter!Sayourdaughter。Iseethatyouarestillinlovewithher,anddonotwishtobeconsideredherfather。"
  "Alas,yes!ButIamsurethatifIlivewithyoumypassionforherwillbestilled,butotherwiseIcannotanswerformyself。I
  shallfly,butflightwillnotbringmehappiness。Leonildacharmsmestillmorebyherintelligencethanbyherbeauty。I
  wassurethatshelovedmesowellthatIdidnotattempttoseduceher,lesttherebyIshouldweakenmyholdonheraffections;andasIwantedtomakeherhappyIwishedtodeserveheresteem。Ilongedtopossessher,butinalawfulmanner,sothatourrightsshouldhavebeenequal。Wehavecreatedanangel,Lucrezia,andIcannotimaginehowtheduke……"
  "Thedukeiscompletelyimpotent。DoyouseenowhowIwasabletotrustmydaughtertohiscare?"
  "Impotent?Ialwaysthoughtsomyself,buthehasason"
  "Hiswifemightpossiblybeabletoexplainthatmysterytoyou,butyoumaytakeitforgrantedthatthepoordukewilldieavirgininspiteofhimself;andheknowsthataswellasanybody。"
  "Donotletussayanymoreaboutit,butallowmetotreatyouasatTivoli。"
  "Notjustnow,asIhearcarriagewheels。"
  Amomentafterthedooropened,andLeonildalaughedheartilytoseehermotherinmyarms,andthrewherselfuponus,coveringuswithkisses。Thedukecameinalittlelater,andwesuppedtogetherverymerrily。HethoughtmethehappiestofmenwhenI
  toldhimIwasgoingtopassthenighthonourablywithmywifeanddaughter;andhewasright,forIwassoatthatmoment。
  Assoonastheworthymanleftuswewenttobed,buthereImustdrawaveiloverthemostvoluptuousnightIhaveeverspent。IfItoldallIshouldwoundchasteears,and,besides,allthecoloursofthepainterandallthephrasesofthepoetcouldnotdojusticetothedeliriumofpleasure,theecstasy,andthelicensewhichpassedduringthatnight,whiletwowaxlightsburntdimlyonthetablelikecandlesbeforetheshrineofasaint。
  Wedidnotleavethestage,whichIwateredwithmyblood,tilllongafterthesunhadrisen。Wewerescarcelydressedwhenthedukearrived。
  Leonildagavehimavividdescriptionofournocturnallabours,butinhisunhappystateofimpotencehemusthavebeenthankfulforhisabsence。
  IwasdeterminedtostartthenextdaysoastobeatRomeforthelastweekofthecarnivalandIbeggedtheduketoletmegiveLeonildathefivethousandducatswhichwouldhavebeenherdowerifshehadbecomemybride。
  "Assheisyourdaughter,"saidhe,"shecanandoughttotakethispresentfromherfather,ifonlyasadowryforherfuturehusband。"
  "Willyouacceptit,then,mydearLeonilda?"
  "Yes,papadear,"shesaid,embracingme,"ontheconditionthatyouwillpromisetocomeandseemeagainassoonasyouhearofmymarriage。"
  Ipromisedtodoso,andIkeptmyword。
  "Asyouaregoingto—morrow,"saidtheduke,"IshallaskallthenobilityofNaplestomeetyouatsupper。InthemeanwhileI
  leaveyouwithyourdaughter;weshallseeeachotheragainatsuppertime。"
  HewentoutandIdinedwithmywifeanddaughterinthebestofspirits。IspentalmostthewholeafternoonwithLeonilda,keepingwithintheboundsofdecency,less,perhaps,outofrespecttomorality,thanbecauseofmylaboursofthenightbefore。Wedidnotkisseachothertillthemomentofparting,andIcouldseethatbothmotheranddaughterweregrievedtoloseme。
  AfteracarefultoiletteIwenttosupper,andfoundanassemblyofahundredoftheverybestpeopleinNaples。Theduchesswasveryagreeable,andwhenIkissedherhandtotakeleave,shesaid,"Ihope,DonGiacomo,thatyouhavehadnounpleasantnessduringyourshortstayatNaples,andthatyouwillsometimesthinkofyourvisitwithpleasure。"
  IansweredthatIcouldonlyrecallmyvisitwithdelightafterthekindnesswithwhichshehaddeignedtotreatmethatevening;
  and,infact,myrecollectionsofNapleswerealwaysofthehappiestdescription。
  AfterIhadtreatedtheduke’sattendantswithgenerosity,thepoornobleman,whomfortunehadfavoured,andwhomnaturehaddeprivedofthesweetestofallenjoyments,camewithmetothedoorofmycarriageandIwentonmyway。
  CHAPTERX
  MyCarriageBroken——Mariuccia’sWedding—FlightofLordLismore——MyReturntoFlorence,andMyDeparturewiththeCorticelliMySpainiardwasgoingonbeforeusonhorseback,andIwassleepingprofoundlybesideDonCiccioAlfaniinmycomfortablecarriage,drawnbyfourhorses,whenaviolentshockarousedme。
  Thecarriagehadbeenoverturnedonthehighway,atmidnight,beyondFrancolisaandfourmilesfromSt。Agatha。
  Alfaniwasbeneathmeandutteredpiercingshrieks,forhethoughthehadbrokenhisleftarm。LeDucrodebackandtoldmethatthepostillionshadtakenflight,possiblytogivenoticeofourmishaptohighwaymen,whoareverycommonintheStatesoftheChurchandNaples。
  Igotoutofthecarriageeasilyenough,butpooroldAlfani,whowasunwieldlywithfat,badlyhurt,andhalfdeadwithfright,couldnotextricatehimselfwithoutassistance。Ittookusaquarterofanhourtogethimfree。Thepoorwretchamusedmebytheblasphemieswhichhemingledwithprayerstohispatronsaint,St。FrancisofAssisi。
  Iwasnotwithoutexperienceofsuchaccidentsandwasnotatallhurt,forone’ssafetydependsagooddealonthepositiononeisin。DonCicciohadprobablyhurthisarmbystretchingitoutjustastheaccidenttookplace。
  Itookmysword,mymusket,andmyhorse—pistolsoutofthecarriage,andImadethemandmypocketspistolsreadysoastoofferastiffresistancetothebrigandsiftheycame;andIthentoldLeDuctotakesomemoneyandrideoffandseeifhecouldbringsomepeasantstoourassistance。
  DonCicciogroanedovertheaccident,butI,resolvingtosellmymoneyandmylifedearly,madearampartofthecarriageandfourhorses,andstoodsentry,withmyarmsready。
  Ithenfeltpreparedforallhazards,andwasquitecalm,butmyunfortunatecompanioncontinuedtopourforthhisgroans,andprayers,andblasphemies,forallthatgoestogetheratNaplesasatRome。Icoulddonothingbutcompassionatehim;butinspiteofmyselfIcouldnothelplaughing,whichseemedtovexthepoorabbe,wholookedforalltheworldlikeadyingdolphinasherestedmotionlessagainstthebank。Hisdistressmaybeimagined,whenthenearesthorseyieldedtothecallofnature,andvoidedovertheunfortunatemanthecontentsofitsbladder。Therewasnothingtobedone,andIcouldnothelproaringwithlaughter。
  Nevertheless,astrongnortherlywindrenderedoursituationanextremelyunpleasantone。AttheslightestnoiseIcried,"Whogoesthere?"threateningtofireonanyonewhodaredapproach。
  Ispenttwohoursinthistragic—comicposition,untilatlastLeDucrodeupandtoldmethatabandofpeasants,allarmedandprovidedwithlanterns,wereapproachingtoourassistance。
  Inlessthananhour,thecarriage,thehorses,andAlfaniwereseento。Ikepttwoofthecountry—folktoserveaspostillions,andIsenttheothersawaywellpaidfortheinterruptionoftheirsleep。IreachedSt。Agathaatday—break,andImadethedevil’sownnoiseatthedoorofthepostmaster,callingforanattorneytotakedownmystatement,andthreateningtohavethepostillionswhohadoverturnedanddesertedme,hanged。
  Awheelwrightinspectedmycoachandpronouncedtheaxle—treebroken,andtoldmeIshouldhavetoremainforadayatleast。
  DonCiccio,whostoodinneedofasurgeon’said,calledontheMarquisGallianiwithouttellingmeanythingaboutit。However,themarquishastenedtobegmetostayathishometillIcouldcontinuemyjourney。Iacceptedtheinvitationwithgreatpleasure,andwiththismyillhumour,whichwasreallyonlytheresultofmydesiretomakeagreatfusslikeagreatman,evaporated。
  Themarquisorderedmycarriagetobetakentohiscoach—house,tookmebythearm,andledmetohishouse。Hewasaslearnedashewaspolite,andaperfectNeapolitan——i。e。,devoidofallceremony。Hehadnotthebrilliantwitofhisbrother,whomIhadknownatParisassecretaryofembassyundertheCountCantillanaMontdragon,buthepossessedawell—orderedjudgment,foundedonstudyandtheperusalofancientandmodernclassics。Aboveall,hewasagreatmathematician,andwasthenpreparinganannotatededitionofVitruvius,whichwasafterwardspublished。
  Themarquisintroducedmetohiswife,whomIknewastheintimatefriendofmydearLucrezia。Therewassomethingsaint—likeinherexpression,andtoseehersurroundedbyherlittlechildrenwaslikelookingatapictureoftheHolyFamily。
  DonCicciowasputtobeddirectly,andasurgeonsentfor,whoconsoledhimbysayingthatitwasonlyasimpleluxation,andthathewouldbewellagaininafewdays。
  Atnoonacarriagestoppedatthedoor,andLucreziagotdown。
  Sheembracedthemarchioness,andsaidtomeinthemostnaturalmanner,asweshookhands,——
  "Whathappychancebringsyouhear,dearDonGiacomo?"
  ShetoldherfriendthatIwasafriendofherlatehusband’s,andthatshehadrecentlyseenmeagainwithgreatpleasureattheDukedeMatalone’s。
  Afterdinner,onfindingmyselfalonewiththischarmingwoman,I
  askedherifitwerenotpossibleforustopassahappynighttogether,butsheshewedmethatitwasoutofthequestion,andI
  hadtoyield。Irenewedmyoffertomarryher。
  "Buyaproperty,"saidshe,"inthekingdomofNaples,andIwillspendtheremainderofmydayswithyou,withoutaskingapriesttogiveushisblessing,unlesswehappentohavechildren。"
  IcouldnotdenythatLucreziaspokeverysensibly,andIcouldeasilyhaveboughtlandinNaples,andlivedcomfortablyonit,buttheideaofbindingmyselfdowntooneplacewassocontrarytomyfeelingsthatIhadthegoodsensetoprefermyvagabondlifetoalltheadvantageswhichourunionwouldhavegivenme,andIdonotthinkthatLucreziaaltogetherdisapprovedofmyresolution。
  AftersupperItookleaveofeverybody,andIsetoutatday—breakinordertogettoRomebythenextday。Ihadonlyfifteenstagestodo,andtheroadwasexcellent。
  AsweweregettingintoCarillano,Isawoneofthetwo—wheeledcarriages,locallycalledmantice,twohorseswerebeingputintoit,whilemycarriagerequiredfour。Igotout,andonhearingmyselfcalledIturnedround。IwasnotalittlesurprisedtofindthattheoccupantsofthemanticewereayoungandprettygirlandSignoraDiana,thePrincedeSassaro’smistress,whoowedmethreehundredounces。ShetoldmethatshewasgoingtoRome,andthatshewouldbegladifwecouldmakethejourneytogether。
  "Isupposeyoudon’tmindstoppingforthenightatPiperno?"
  "No,"saidI,"Iamafraidthatcan’tbemanaged;Idon’tintendtobreakmyjourney。"
  "ButyouwouldgettoRomebyto—morrow。"
  "Iknowthat,butIsleepbetterinmycarriagethaninthebadbedstheygiveyouintheinns。"
  "Idarenottravelbynight。"
  "Well,well,madam,IhavenodoubtweshallseeeachotheratRome。"
  "Youareacruelman。YouseeIhaveonlyastupidservant,andamaidwhoisastimidasIam,besidesitiscoldandmycarriageisopen。Iwillkeepyoucompanyinyours。"
  "Ireallycan’ttakeyouin,asalltheavailablespaceistakenupbymyoldsecretary,whobrokehisarmyesterday。"
  "ShallwedinetogetheratTerracino?Wecouldhavealittletalk。"
  "Certainly。"
  Wemadegoodcheeratthissmalltown,whichisthefrontieroftheStatesoftheChurch。WeshouldnotreachPipernotillfaroninthenight,andtheladyrenewedandredoubledhereffortstokeepmetilldaybreak;butthoughyoungandprettyshedidnottakemyfancy;shewastoofairandtoofat。Buthermaid,whowasaprettybrunette,withadeliciousroundedformandasparklingeye,excitedallmyfeelingsofdesire。Avaguehopeofpossessingthemaidwonmeover,andIendedbypromisingthesignoratosupwithher,andnottocontinuemyjourneywithoutgivingnoticetothelandlord。
  WhenwegottoPiperno,IsucceededintellingtheprettymaidthatifshewouldletmehaveherquietlyIwouldnotgoanyfurther。Shepromisedtowaitforme,andallowedmetotakesuchlibertiesasareusuallythesignsofperfectcomplaisance。
  Wehadoursupper,andIwishedtheladiesgoodnightandescortedthemtotheirroom,whereItooknoteoftherelativepositionsoftheirbedssothatthereshouldbenomistake。Ileftthemandcamebackinaquarterofanhour。FindingthedooropenIfeltsureofsuccess,andIgotintobed;butasIfoundout,itwasthesignoraandnotthemaidwhoreceivedme。Evidentlythelittlehussyhadtoldhermistressthestory,andthemistresshadthoughtfittotakethemaid’splace。Therewasnopossibilityofmybeingmistaken,forthoughIcouldnotseeIcouldfeel。
  ForamomentIwasundecided,shouldIremaininbedandmakethebestofwhatIhadgot,orgoonmywaytoRomeimmediately?Thelattercounselprevailed。IcalledLeDuc,gavemyorders,andstarted,enjoyingthethoughtoftheconfusionofthetwowomen,whomusthavebeeninagreatrageatthefailureoftheirplans。
  IsawSignoraDianathreeorfourtimesatRome,andwebowedwithoutspeaking;ifIhadthoughtitlikelythatshewouldpaymethefourhundredlouissheowedmeImighthavetakenthetroubletocallonher,butIknowthatyourstagequeensaretheworstdebtorsintheworld。
  Mybrother,theChevalierMengs,andtheAbbeWinckelmannwereallingoodhealthandspirits。Costawasdelightedtoseemeagain。
  IsenthimoffdirectlytoHisHoliness’s’scopatoremaggiore’towarnhimthatIwascomingtotakepolentawithhim,andallheneeddowastogetagoodsupperfortwelve。IwassureoffindingMariucciathere,forIknewthatMomolohadnoticedherpresencepleasedme。
  Thecarnivalbeganthedayaftermyarrival,andIhiredasuperblandauforthewholeweek。TheRomanlandausseatfourpeopleandhaveahoodwhichmaybeloweredatpleasure。IntheselandausonedrivesalongtheCorsowithorwithoutmasksfromninetotwelveo’clockduringthecarnivaltime。
  >FromtimeimmemorialtheCorsoatRomehaspresentedastrangeanddivertingspectacleduringthecarnival。ThehorsesstartfromthePiazzadelPopolo,andgallopalongtotheColumnofTrajan,betweentwolinesofcarriagesdrawnupbesidetwonarrowpavementswhicharecrowdedwithmaskersandpeopleofallclasses。Allthewindowsaredecorated。Assoonasthehorseshavepassedthecarriagesbegintomove,andthemaskersonfootandhorsebackoccupythemiddleofthestreet。Theairisfullofrealandfalsesweetmeats,pamphlets,pasquinades,andpuns。
  Throughoutthemob,composedofthebestandworstclassesofRome,libertyreignssupreme,andwhentwelveo’clockisannouncedbythethirdreportofthecannonofSt。AngelotheCorsobeginstoclear,andinfiveminutesyouwouldlookinvainforacarriageoramasker。Thecrowddispersesamongsttheneighbouringstreets,andfillstheoperahouses,thetheatres,therope—dancers’exhibitions,andeventhepuppet—shows。Therestaurantsandtavernsarenotleftdesolate;everywhereyouwillfindcrowdsofpeople,forduringthecarnivaltheRomansonlythinkofeating,drinking,andenjoyingthemselves。
  IbankedmymoneywithM。BelloniandgotaletterofcreditonTurin,whereIexpectedtofindtheAbbeGamaandtoreceiveacommissiontorepresentthePortugueseCourtattheCongressofAugsburg,towhichallEuropewaslookingforward,andthenIwenttoinspectmylittleroom,whereIhopedtomeetMariucciathenextday。Ifoundeverythingingoodorder。
  IntheeveningMomoloandhisfamilyreceivedmewithjoyfulexclamations。TheeldestdaughtersaidwithasmilethatshewassureshewouldpleasemebysendingforMariuccia。
  "Youareright,"saidI,"IshallbedelightedtoseethefairMariuccia。"
  Afewminutesaftersheenteredwithherpuritanicalmother,whotoldmeImustnotbesurprisedtoseeherdaughterbetterdressed,asshewasgoingtobemarriedinafewdays。I
  congratulatedher,andMomolo’sdaughtersaskedwhowasthehappyman。Mariucciablushedandsaidmodestly,tooneofthem,——
  "Itissomebodywhomyouknow,Soandso,hesawmehere,andwearegoingtoopenahair—dresser’sshop。"
  "ThemarriagewasarrangedbygoodFatherSt。Barnabe,"addedthemother。"Hehasinhiskeepingmydaughter’sdoweroffourhundredRomancrowns。"
  "He’sagoodlad,"saidMomolo。"Ihaveahighopinionofhim;hewouldhavemarriedoneofmydaughtersifIcouldhavegivenhimsuchadowry。"
  Atthesewordsthegirlinquestionblushedandloweredhereyes。
  "Nevermind,mydear,"saidI,"yourturnwillcomeintime。"
  Shetookmywordsasseriouslymeant,andherfacelitupwithjoy。ShethoughtIhadguessedherloveforCosta,andherideawasconfirmedwhenItoldhimtogetmylandauthenextdayandtakeoutallMomolo’sdaughters,wellmasked,asitwouldnotdoforthemtoberecognizedinacarriageImeanttomakeuseofmyself。IalsobadehimhiresomehandsomecostumesfromaJew,andpaidthehire—moneymyself。Thisputthemallinagoodhumour。
  "HowaboutSignoraMaria?"saidthejealoussister。
  "AsSignoraMariaisgoingtobemarried,"Ireplied,"shemustnotbepresentatanyfestivitywithoutherfuturehusband。"
  Themotherapplaudedthisdecisionofmine,andslyMariucciapretendedtofeelmortified。IturnedtoMomoloandbeggedhimtoaskMariuccia’sfuturehusbandtomeetmeatsupper,bywhichI
  pleasedhermothergreatly。
  Ifeltverytired,andhavingnothingtokeepmeafterseeingMariuccia,Ibeggedthecompanytoexcuseme,andafterwishingthemagoodappetiteIleftthem。
  Iwalkedoutnextmorningatanearlyhour。Ihadnoneedofgoingintothechurch,whichIreachedatseveno’clock,forMariucciasawmeatsomedistanceoffandfollowedme,andweweresoonalonetogetherinthelittleroom,whichloveandvoluptuouspleasurehadtransmutedintoasumptuousplace。Wewouldgladlyhavetalkedtoeachother,butaswehadonlyanhourbeforeus,wesettowithouteventakingoffourclothes。Afterthelastkisswhichendedthethirdassault,shetoldmethatshewastobemarriedontheeveofShroveTuesday,andthatallhadbeenarrangedbyherconfessor。ShealsothankedmeforhavingaskedMomolotoinviteherintended。
  "Whenshallweseeeachotheragain,myangel?"
  "OnSunday,theeveofmywedding,weshallbeabletospendfourhourstogether。"
  "Delightful!Ipromiseyouthatwhenyouleavemeyouwillbeinsuchastatethatthecaressesofyourhusbandwon’thurtyou。"
  Shesmiledanddeparted,andIthrewmyselfonthebedwhereI
  restedforagoodhour。
  AsIwasgoinghomeImetacarriageandfourgoingatagreatspeed。Afootmanrodeinfrontofthecarriage,andwithinitI
  sawayoungnobleman。Myattentionwasarrestedbytheblueribbononhisbreast。Igazedathim,andhecalledoutmynameandhadthecarriagestopped。IwasextremelysurprisedwhenI
  founditwasLordO’Callaghan,whomIhadknownatParisathismother’s,theCountessofLismore,whowasseparatedfromherhusband,andwasthekeptmistressofM。deSt。Aubin,theunworthysuccessorofthegoodandvirtuousFeneloninthearchbishopricofCambrai。However,thearchbishopowedhispromotiontothefactthathewasabastardoftheDucd’Orleans,theFrenchRegent。
  LordO’Callaghanwasafine—lookingyoungman,withwitandtalent,buttheslaveofhisunbridledpassionsandofeveryspeciesofvice。Iknewthatifhewerelordinnamehewasnotsoinfortune,andIwasastonishedtoseehimdrivingsuchahandsomecarriage,andstillmoresoathisblueribbon。InafewwordshetoldmethathewasgoingtodinewiththePretender,butthathewouldsupathome。Heinvitedmetocometosupper,andI
  accepted。
  AfterdinnerItookashortwalk,andthenwenttoenlivenmyselfatthetheatre,whereIsawMomolo’sgirlsstruttingaboutwithCosta;afterwardsIwenttoLordO’Callaghan,andwaspleasantlysurprisedtomeetthepoetPoinsinet。Hewasyoung,short,ugly,fullofpoeticfire,awit,anddramatist。FiveorsixyearslaterthepoorfellowfellintotheGuadalquivirandwasdrowned。
  HehadgonetoMadridinthehopeofmakinghisfortune。AsIhadknownhimatParisIaddressedhimasanoldacquaintance。
  "WhatareyoudoingatRome?Where’smyLordO’Callaghan?"
  "He’sinthenextroom,butashisfatherisdeadhistitleisnowEarlofLismore。YouknowhewasanadherentofthePretender’s。
  IleftPariswithhim,wellenoughpleasedatbeingabletocometoRomewithoutitscostingmeanything。"
  "Thentheearlisarichmannow?"
  "Notexactly;buthewillbe,asheishisfather’sheir,andtheoldearlleftanimmensefortune。Itistruethatitisallconfiscated,butthatisnothing,ashisclaimsareirresistible。"
  "Inshort,heisrichinclaimsandrichinthefuture;buthowdidhegethimselfmadeaknightofoneoftheFrenchking’sorders?"
  "You’rejoking。ThatistheblueribbonoftheOrderofSt。
  Michael,ofwhichthelateElectorofColognewasgrandmaster。
  Asyouknow,mylordplaysexquisitelyontheviolin,andwhenhewasatBonnheplayedtheElectoraconcertobyTartini。Theprincecouldnotfindwordsinwhichtoexpressthepleasureofmylord’sperformance,andgavehimtheribbonyouhaveseen。"
  "Afinepresent,doubtless。"
  "Youdon’tknowwhatpleasureitgavemylord,forwhenwegobacktoPariseverybodywilltakeitfortheOrderoftheHolyGhost。"
  Wepassedintoalargeroom,wherewefoundtheearlwiththepartyhehadaskedtosupper。Assoonashesawmeheembracedme,calledmehisdearfriend,andnamedhisguests。Thereweresevenoreightgirls,allofthempretty,threeorfourcastratiwhoplayedwomen’spartsintheRomantheatre,andfiveorsixabbes,thehusbandofeverywifeandthewivesofeveryhusband,whoboastedoftheirwickedness,andchallengedthegirlstobemoreshamelessthanthey。Thegirlswerenotcommoncourtezans,butpastmistressesofmusic,painting,andviceconsideredasafineart。ThekindofsocietymaybeimaginedwhenIsaythatI
  foundmyselfaperfectnoviceamongstthem。
  "Whereareyougoing,prince?"saidtheearltoarespectable—
  lookingmanwhowasmakingforthedoor。
  "Idon’tfeelwell,mylord。IthinkImustgoout。"
  "Whatprinceisthat?"saidI。
  "ThePrincedeChimai。Heisasub—deacon,andisendeavouringtogainpermissiontomarry,lesthisfamilyshouldbecomeextinct。"
  "Iadmirehisprudenceorhisdelicacy,butIamafraidIshouldnotimitatehim。"
  Thereweretwenty—fourofusattable,anditisnoexaggerationtosaythatweemptiedahundredbottlesofthechoicestwines。
  Everybodywasdrunk,withtheexceptionofmyselfandthepoetPoinsinet,whohadtakennothingbutwater。Thecompanyrosefromtable,andthenbeganafoulorgywhichIshouldneverhaveconceivedpossible,andwhichnopencoulddescribe,thoughpossiblyaseasonedprofligatemightgetsomeideaofit。
  Acastratoandagirlofalmostequalheightproposedtostripinanadjoiningroom,andtolieontheirbacks,inthesamebedwiththeirfacescovered。Theychallengedusalltoguesswhichwaswhich。
  Weallwentinandnobodycouldpronouncefromsightwhichwasmaleandwhichwasfemale,soIbettheearlfiftycrownsthatI
  wouldpointoutthewoman。
  Heacceptedthewager,andIguessedcorrectly,butpaymentwasoutofthequestion。
  Thisfirstactoftheorgyendedwiththeprostitutionofthetwoindividuals,whodefiedeverybodytoaccomplishthegreatact。
  All,withtheexceptionofPoinsinetandmyself,madetheattempt,buttheireffortswereinvain。
  Thesecondactdisplayedfourorfivecouplesreversed,andheretheabbesshone,bothintheactiveandpassivepartsofthislasciviousspectacle。Iwastheonlypersonrespected。
  Allatonce,theearl,whohadhithertoremainedperfectlymotionless,attackedthewretchedPoinsinet,whoinvainattemptedtodefendhimself。Hehadtostriplikemylord,whowasasnakedastheothers。Westoodroundinacircle。Suddenlytheearl,takinghiswatch,promisedittothefirstwhosucceededingivingthemasuremarkofsensibility。Thedesireofgainingtheprizeexcitedtheimpurecrowdimmensely,andthecastrati,thegirls,andtheabbesalldidtheirutmost,eachonestrivingtobethefirst。Theyhadtodrawlots。Thispartinterestedmemost,forthroughoutthisalmostincrediblesceneofdebaucheryIdidnotexperiencetheslightestsensation,althoughunderothercircumstancesanyofthegirlswouldhaveclaimedmyhomage,butallIdidwastolaugh,especiallytoseethepoorpoetinterrorofexperiencingthelustoftheflesh,fortheprofligatenoblemansworethatifhemadehimlosehewoulddeliverhimuptothebrutallustofalltheabbes。Heescaped,probablythroughfearoftheconsequences。
  Theorgycametoanendwhennobodyhadanyfurtherhopesofgettingthewatch。ThesecretoftheLesbianswasonlyemployed,however,bytheabbesandthecastrata。Thegirls,wishingtobeabletodespisethosewhomadeuseofit,refrainedfromdoingso。
  Isuspecttheywereactuatedbyprideratherthanshame,astheymightpossiblyhaveemployeditwithoutsuccess。
  Thisviledebauchdisgustedme,andyetgavemeabetterknowledgeofmyself。Icouldnothelpconfessingthatmylifehadbeenendangered,fortheonlyarmIhadwasmysword,butIshouldcertainlyhaveuseditiftheearlhadtriedtotreatmeliketheothers,andashehadtreatedpoorPoinsinet。Ineverunderstoodhowitwasthatherespectedme,forhewasquitedrunk,andinakindofBacchicfury。
  AsIleft,Ipromisedtocomeandseehimasoftenashepleased,butIpromisedmyselfnevertosetfootinhishouseagain。
  Nextday,hecametoseemeintheafternoon,andaskedmetowalkwithhimtotheVillaMedici。
  Icomplimentedhimontheimmensewealthhehadinheritedtoenablehimtolivesosplendidly,buthelaughedandtoldmethathedidnotpossessfiftypiastres,thathisfatherhadleftnothingbutdebts,andthathehimselfalreadyowedthreeorfourthousandcrowns。
  "Iwonderpeoplegiveyoucredit,then。"
  "TheygivemecreditbecauseeverybodyknowsthatIhavedrawnabillofexchangeonParistothetuneoftwohundredthousandfrancs。Butinfourorfivedaysthebillwillbereturnedprotested,andIamonlywaitingforthattohappentomakemyescape。"
  "Ifyouarecertainofitsbeingprotested,Iadviseyoutomakeyourescapeto—day;forasitissolargeasumitmaybetakenupbeforeitisdue。"
  "No,Iwon’tdothat;Ihaveonehopeleft。IhavewrittentotellmymotherthatIshallbeundoneifshedoesnotfurnishthebanker,onwhomIhavedrawnthebill,withsufficientfundsandifshedoesthat,thebillwillbeaccepted。Youknowmymotherisveryfondofme。"
  "Yes,butIalsoknowthatsheisfarfromrich。"
  "True,butM。deSt。Aubinisrichenough,andbetweenyouandmeIthinkheismyfather。Meanwhile,mycreditorsarealmostasquietasIam。AllthosegirlsyousawyesterdaywouldgivemealltheyhaveifIaskedthem,astheyareallexpectingmetomakethemahandsomepresentinthecourseoftheweek,butI
  won’tabusetheirtrustinme。ButIamafraidIshallbeobligedtocheattheJew,whowantsmetogivehimthreethousandsequinsforthisring,asIknowitisonlyworthonethousand。"
  "Hewillsendthepoliceafteryou。"
  "Idefyhimtodowhateverhelikes。"
  Theringwassetwithastraw—coloureddiamondofnineortencarats。Hebeggedmetokeephissecretasweparted。Ididnotfeelanysentimentsofpityforthisextravagantmadman,asIonlysawinhimamanunfortunatebyhisownfault,whosefatewouldprobablymakehimendhisdaysinaprisonunlesshehadthecouragetoblowhisbrainsout。
  IwenttoMomolo’sintheevening,andfoundtheintendedhusbandofmyfairMariucciathere,butnottheladyherself。Iheardshehadsentwordtothe’scopatoresantissimo’that,asherfatherhadcomefromPalestrinatobepresentatherwedding,shecouldnotcometosupper。Iadmiredhersubtlety。Ayounggirlhasnoneedofbeinginstructedindiplomacy,natureandherownheartareherteachers,andsheneverblunders。AtsupperIstudiedtheyoungman,andfoundhimeminentlysuitableforMariuccia;hewashandsome,modest,andintelligent,andwhateverhesaidwasspokenfranklyandtothepoint。
  HetoldmebeforeMomolo’sdaughter,Tecla,thathewouldhavemarriedherifshehadpossessedmeanstoenablehimtoopenhisshop,andthathehadreasontothankGodforhavingmetMaria,whoseconfessorhadbeensuchatruespiritualfathertoher。I
  askedhimwheretheweddingfestivitiesweretotakeplace,andhetoldmetheyweretobeathisfather’shouse,ontheothersideoftheTiber。Ashisfather,whokeptagarden,waspoor,hehadfurnishedhimwithtencrownstodefraytheexpenses。
  Iwantedtogivehimthetencrowns,buthowwasItodoit?Itwouldhavebetrayedme。
  "Isyourfather’sgardenaprettyone?"Iasked。
  "Notexactlypretty,butverywellkept。Asheownstheland,hehasseparatedaplotwhichhewantstosell;itwouldbringintwentycrownsayear,andIshouldbeashappyasacardinalifI
  couldbuyit。"
  "Howmuchwillitcost?"
  "It’saheavyprice;twohundredcrowns。"
  "Why,that’scheap!Listentome。Ihavemetyourfuturebrideatthishouse,andIhavefoundherallworthyofhappiness。Shedeservesanhonestyoungfellowlikeyouforahusband。NowwhatwouldyoudosupposingIweretomakeyouapresentoftwohundredcrownstobuythegarden?"
  "Ishouldputittomywife’sdowry。"
  "Thenherearethetwohundredcrowns。IshallgivethemtoMomolo,asIdon’tknowyouwellenough,thoughIthinkyouareperfectlytobetrusted。Thegardenisyours,aspartofyourwife’sdowry。"
  Momolotookthemoney,andpromisedtobuythegardenthefollowingday,andtheyoungmansheddingtearsofjoyandgratitudefellonhiskneesandkissedmyhand。Allthegirlswept,asImyselfdid,forthere’sacontagioninsuchhappytears。Nevertheless,theydidnotallproceedfromthesamesource;somewerevirtuousandsomevicious,andtheyoungman’sweretheonlyoneswhosesourcewaspureandunalloyed。Iliftedhimfromtheground,kissedhim,andwishedhimahappymarriage。
  Hemadeboldtoaskmetohiswedding,butIrefused,thankinghimkindly。Itoldhimthatifhewantedtopleaseme,hemustcomeandsupatMomolo’sontheeveofhiswedding,andIbeggedthegoodscopatoretoaskMariuccia,herfatherandmotheraswell。I
  wassureofseeingherforthelasttimeontheSundaymorning。
  Atseveno’clockontheSundaymorningwewereineachother’sarms,withfourhoursbeforeus。Afterthefirstburstofmutualardourshetoldmethatallarrangementshadbeenmadeinherhousetheeveningbefore,inthepresenceofherconfessorandofMomolo;andthatonthereceiptforthetwohundredcrownsbeinghandedinthenotaryhadputthegardenintothesettlement,andthatthegoodfatherhadmadeherapresentoftwentypiastrestowardsdefrayingthenotary’sfeesandtheweddingexpenses。
  "Everythingisforthebest,andIamsureIshallbehappy。Myintendedadoresyou,butyoudidwiselynottoaccepthisinvitation,foryouwouldhavefoundeverythingsopoor,andbesidestonguesmighthavebeensetwaggingtomydisadvantage。"
  "Youarequiteright,dearest,butwhatdoyouintendtodoifyourhusbandfindsthatthedoorhasbeenopenedbysomeoneelse,forpossiblyheexpectsyoutobeamaid。"
  "IexpecthewillknownomoreaboutitthanIdidthefirsttimeyouknewme;besides,Idonotfeelthatyouhavedefiledme,andmycleanconsciencewillnotallowmetothinkofthematter;andIamsurethathewillnotthinkofitanymorethanI。"
  "Yes,butifhedoes?"
  "Itwouldnotbedelicateonhispart,butwhatshouldpreventmefromreplyingthatIdon’tknowwhathemeans?"
  "Youareright;that’sthebestway。Buthaveyoutoldyourconfessorofourmutualenjoyment?"
  "No,forasIdidnotgivemyselfuptoyouwithanycriminalintention,IdonotthinkIhaveoffendedGod。"
  "Youareanangel,andIadmiretheclearnessofyourreasoning。
  Butlistentome;it’spossiblethatyouarealreadywithchild,orthatyoumaybecomesothismorning;promisetonamethechildafterme。"
  "Iwilldoso。"
  Thefourhoursspedrapidlyaway。Afterthesixthassaultwewereweariedthoughnotsatiated。Wepartedwithtears,andsworetoloveeachotherasbrotherandsistereverafter。
  Iwenthome,bathed,sleptanhour,rose,dressed,anddinedpleasantlywiththefamily。IntheeveningItooktheMengsfamilyforadriveinmylandau,andwethenwenttothetheatre,wherethecastratowhoplayedtheprimadonnawasagreatattraction。HewasthefavouritepathicofCardinalBorghese,andsuppedeveryeveningwithhiseminence。
  Thiscastratohadafinevoice,buthischiefattractionwashisbeauty。Ihadseenhiminman’sclothesinthestreet,butthoughafine—lookingfellow,hehadnotmadeanyimpressiononme,foronecouldseeatoncethathewasonlyhalfaman,butonthestageinwoman’sdresstheillusionwascomplete;hewasravishing。
  Hewasenclosedinacarefully—madecorsetandlookedlikeanymph;andincrediblethoughitmayseem,hisbreastwasasbeautifulasanywoman’s;itwasthemonster’schiefestcharm。
  Howeverwelloneknewthefellow’sneutralsex,assoonasonelookedathisbreastonefeltallaglowandquitemadlyamorousofhim。TofeelnothingonewouldhavetobeascoldandimpassiveasaGerman。Ashewalkedtheboards,waitingfortherefrainoftheairhewassinging,therewassomethinggrandlyvoluptuousabouthim;andasheglancedtowardstheboxes,hisblackeyes,atoncetenderandmodest,ravishedtheheart。Heevidentlywishedtofantheflameofthosewholovedhimasaman,andprobablywouldnothavecaredforhimifhehadbeenawoman。