Hanbury,cheerfullyconfident,provideshimselfwiththerequisites,storeofbribe—moneyasthechief;——atWarsawwithal,hepicksuponePoniatowski(airysentimentalcoxcomb,ratherofdissolutehabits,handsomestandwindiestofyoungPolacks):
  "GoodforaLovertotheGrand—Duchess,thisone!"thinksHanbury。
  Whichprovedtrue,andhaditsusesforHanbury;——Grand—DuchessandGrand—Duke(CatherineandPeter,whomwesawweddedtwelveyearsago,Heirs—ApparentofthisRussianChaos)beinganabstruselysituatedpairofSpouses;wellcapableofsomethingpolitical,inprivateways,insuchasceneofaffairs;andCatherine,whoisanextremelyclevercreature,beingoutofaloverjustnow。AfinescenefortheDiplomatist,thisRussiaatpresent。Nowhereintheworldcanyoudosomuchwithbribery;quiteastandingitem,andfinancialnecessary—of—lifetoOfficialsofthehighestrankthere,asHanburywellknows。[HisLetters(inRaumer),PASSIM。]ThatofPoniatowskiproved,otherwisetoo,anotablestrokeofHanbury’s;
  andshotthepoorPolishCoxcombaloftintotragicaltitudes,onthesudden,asweallknow!
  Hanbury’simmensedexterities,andincessantlaborsatPetersburg,shallliehiddenintheslop—pails:itisenoughtosay,hisguineas,hisdexteritiesandauxiliaryPoniatowskisdidprevail;
  andhetriumphantlysignedhisTreaty(Petersburg,30thSeptember)
  "Subsidy—Treatyfor55,000men,15,000ofthemcavalry,"nottospeakof"40to50galleys"andthelike;"toattackwhomsoeverBritannicMajestybids:annualcostamere500,OOOpoundswhileonservice;100,000poundswhilewaiting。"[InAdelung,vii。609。]And,whatismore,andwhatourreadersaretomark,the55,000beginontheinstanttoassemble,——alongtheLivonianFrontierorLithuanian,lookingdirectintoPreussen。
  Diligentlyrendezvousingthere;55,000ofthem,naygradually70,000;nostinginessintheCzarinatoherAllyofEngland。Amosttriumphantthing,thinksHanbury:Couldanotherofyouhavedoneit?Signed,readyforratifying,30thSeptember,1755(badBraddocknewsnothindering);——andbeforeitisratified(thisalsoletreadersmark),theactualTroopsgettingonmarch。
  Hanbury’smasterpiece,surely;aglorioustriumphinthecircumstances,andadifficult,thinksHanbury。HadHanburyseentheinsideofthecards,asreadershave,hewouldnothavethoughtitsotriumphant。Foryearspast,——especiallysincethat"Fundamentalmaxim,May14th—15th,1753,"whichweheardof,——theCzarina’slongingshadbeenfixed。Andherenow——scatteringmoneyfrombothhandsofit,andwooinguswithdiplomaticfinessings——istheFulfilmentcome!"Opportunity"uponPreussen;beholdithere。
  TheRussianSenateagainholdsdeliberation;declares(ontheheelofthisHanburyTreaty),"inOctober,1755,"whatwereadabove,ThatitsAnti—Prussianintentionsare——truculentindeed。AnditisthecommontalkinPetersburgsociety,throughWinter,whatadosetheambitiousKingofPrussiahasgotbrewedforhim,[MEMOIRE
  RAISONNE(inGesammelteNachrichten),i。429,&c。]outofRussianindignationandresources,miraculouslysetafloatbyEnglishguineas。AtriumphantHanbury,forthetimebeing,——thoughatragicalenoughbyandby!
  THETRIUMPHANTHANBURYTREATYBECOMES,ITSELF,NOTHING
  ORLESS;——BUTPRODUCESAFRIEDRICHTREATY,FOLLOWEDBY
  RESULTSWHICHSURPRISEEVERYBODY。
  KingFriedrich’soutlooks,onthisconsummation,maywellseemtohimcritical。ThesorelongingofaninfuriatedCzarinaisnowletloose,andinaconditiontofulfilitself!ToFriedrichthesePetersburgnewsarenosecret;nortohimarethePetersburgprivateintentionsathingthatcanbedoubted。ApartfromtheMenzel—Weingartenrevelations,aswenoticedonce,itappearstheGrand—DukePeter(agreatadmirerofFriedrich,poorconfusedsoul)
  hadhimselfthrice—secretlywarnedFriedrich,ThatthemysteriousCombination,Russiainthevan,wouldattackhimnextSpring;——"notWeingartenthatbetrayedourGRANDMYSTERE;fromfirsthand,thatwasdone!"saidExcellencyPeubla,onquittingBerlinnotlongafter。[Cogniazzo,GestandnisseeinesOEsterreichischenVeterans(ascitedabove),i。225。"September16th,1756,"PeublaleftBerlin(Rodenbeck,i。298),——threemonthsafterWeingarten’sdisappearance。]TheGrandMysteryisnotuncertaintoFriedrich;anditmaywellbeveryformidable,——coupledwiththoseBraddockexplosions,SeizuresofFrenchships,andEnglish—FrenchWarimminent,andlikelytobecomeageneralEuropeanone;
  whicharetheclosingprospectsof1755。TheFrenchKinghereckonsnottobewelldisposedtohim;theiroldTreatyof"twelveyears"
  (since1744)isjustaboutrunningout。Notfriendly,theFrenchKing,owingtolittlerubsthathavebeen;stilllessthePompadour;——thoughwhocouldguesshowimplacableshewasat"notbeingknown(NELACONNAISPAS)"!AtVienna,heiswellaware,thehumortowardshimismerecannibalisminrefinedforms。Butmostperilousofall,mostimmediatelyperilous,istheimplacableCzarina,setafloatuponEnglishguineas!
  Withahope,asiscrediblysurmised,thattheEnglishmightsootheormuzzlethisimplacableCzarina,Friedrich,directlyafterHanbury’sfeatinPetersburg,appliedatLondon,withanOfferwhichwasverytemptingthere:"SupposeyourBritannicMajestywouldmake,withme,anexpress’NEUTRALITYCONVENTION;’mutualCovenanttokeeptheGermanReichentirelyfreeofthisWarnowthreateningtobreakout?Toattackjointly,andsweephomeagainwithvigor,anyandeveryArmedNon—GermansettingfootontheGermansoil!"AnoffermostwelcometotheHeadsofOpposition,thePittsandothersofthatCountry;whowishdearHanoversafeenough(safeinDavy—Jones’slocker,ifthatwoulddo);butaretiredofsubsidizing,andfightingandtumulting,alltheworldover,forthathighend。SothatFriedrich’sProposalisgraspedat;
  andafteralittlemanipulation,thethingisactuallyconcluded。
  Bynomeansmuchmanipulation,bothpartiesbeingwilling。
  Therewasuncommonlyrapidsurgeryofanylittledifficultiesanddiscrepancies;rapidclosure,instantsalutarystitchingtogetherofthatlongunhealablePrivateerControversy,asthemainitem:
  "20,000poundsallowedtoPrussiaforPrussiandamages;andtoEngland,fromtheotherside,theremainderofSilesiauDebt,painfullyoutstandingfortwoorthreeyearsback,istobepaidoffatonce;"——andinthiswaysuch"NEUTRALITYCONVENTIONOF
  PRUSSIAWITHENGLAND"comesforthasaPracticalFactuponmankind。
  DoneatWestminster,16thJanuary,1756。Thestepping—stone,asitproved,toacloserTreatyofthesamedatenextYear;ofwhichweshallhearagreatdeal。Thestepping—stone,infact,tomanylargethings;——andtotheruinofourlate"Russian—SubsidyTreaty"
  (Hanbury’smasterpiece),foronesmallthing。"ThatisaTreatysigned,sureenough,"answertheyofSt。James’s;"andwewillbehandsomeaboutittoherCzarishMajesty;butastoRATIFYINGit,initspresentform,——ofcourse,never!"
  WhataclapofthundertoExcellencyHanbury;hismasterpiecefoundsuddenlyasuperfluity,anincommodity!TheOrthodoxEnglishcoursenowis,"NoforeignsoldiersatalltobeallowedinGermany;"
  andtherearethe55,000trampingonwithsuchalacrity。"WecannotratifythatTreaty,ExcellencyHanbury,"writestheMajesty’sMinistry,inatonenotofgratitude:"youmustturnitsomeotherway!"AterribleblowtoHanbury,whohadbeenexpectinggratitudewithoutend。Andnow,tryhowhemight,therewasnoturningitanotherway;this,privately,andthisonly,beingtheCzarina’sownway。ACzarinaobstinatetoadegree;wouldnotconsent,evenwhentheymadehertheliberaloffer,"Keepyour55,000athome;
  don’tattacktheKingofPrussiawiththem;youshallhaveyourSubsidyallthesame!""No,Iwon’t!"answeredshe,——toHanbury’samazement。HanburyhadnotreadtheWeingarten—MenzelDocuments;——
  whatdoubledoubleoftoilandtroublemightHanburyhavesavedhimselfandothers,couldhehavereadthem!
  Hanburycouldnot,stilllesscouldtheMajesty’sMinistry,surmisetheCzarina’ssecretatall,noworforagoodwhilecoming。Andinfact,poorHanbury,busyasaDiplomaticbee,neverdidmoregoodinRussia,oroutofit。BydirectionoftheMajesty’sMinistry,Hanburystilltriedindustriously,cashinbothhands;triedvariousthings:"AssuagetheCzarina’smind;reconcilehertoKingFriedrich;"——allinvain。"UniteAustria,RussiaandEngland,can’tyou,then?——inaTreatyagainsttheDesignsofFrance:"howveryvain!Then,atalaterstage,"GetustheCzarinatomediatebetweenPrussiaandAustria"(soverypossibletosleekthemdownintopeace,thoughtMajesty’sMinistry):——andunweariedHanbury,cunningeloquenceonhislips,andmoneyinbothhands,triesagain,andeveragain,formanymonths。Andinthewayofmakingropesfromsand,itmustbeownedthereneverwassuchtwistinganduntwisting,asthatappointedHanbury。Whoinfactbrokehisheartbyit;——anddiedmad,byhisownhand,beforelong。[Hanbury’s"Life"(inWorks,vol。iii。)givessadaccount。]Poorsoul,afterall!——HerearesomeRussianNoticesfromhim(andhehasmanycurious,notpertinenthere),whicharestillworthgleaning。
  PETERSBURG,2dOCTOBER,1755……"ThehealthoftheEmpress[CzarinaElizabeth,CATINDUNORD,agenowforty—five]isbad。
  Sheisaffectedwithspittingofblood,shortnessofbreath,constantcoughing,swelledlegsandwateronthechest;yetshedancedaminuetwithme,"luckyHanbury。"ThereisgreatfermentationatCourt。Peter[Grand—DukePeter]doesnotconcealhisenmitytotheSchuwalofs[paramoursofCATIN,oldandnew];
  Catherine[Grand—Duchess,whoatlengthhasanHeir,unbeautifulCzarPaulthatwillbe,and"miscarriages"notafew]isongoodtermswithBestuchef"(corruptiblestbruteofaChancelloreverknown,friendtoEnglandbyEngland’sgivinghim10,000pounds,andtheliketrifles,prettyfrequently;Friedrich’senemy,chieflyfromdefectofthatoperation)——sheis"ongoodtermswithBestuchef。IthinkitmydutytoinformtheKing[greatGeorge,whowilldrawhisprognosticsfromit]ofmyobservationsuponher;
  whichIcanthebetterdo,asIoftenhaveconversationswithherforhourstogether,asatsuppermyrankplacesmealwaysnexttoher,"twice—luckyHanbury。
  "SincehercomingtothisCountry,shehas,byeverymethodinherpower,endeavoredtogaintheaffectionsoftheNation:sheappliedherselfwithdiligencetostudytheirlanguage;andspeaksitatpresent,astheRussianstellme,inthegreatestperfection。
  Shehasalsosucceededinherotheraim;forsheisesteemedandbelovedhereinahighdegree。Herpersonisveryadvantageous,andhermannersverycaptivating。ShehasgreatknowledgeofthisEmpire;andmakesitheronlystudy。Shehasparts;andGreat—
  Chancellor[bruteBestuchef]tellsmethatnobodyhasmoresteadinessandresolution。Shehas,oflate,openlydeclaredherselftomeinrespectoftheKingofPrussia;"——hateshimagooddeal,"naturalandformidableenemyofRussia;""heartcertainlytheworstintheworld[andsoon;butwillseebetterbyandby,havingeyesofherown]:——shenevermentionstheKingofEnglandbutwiththeutmostrespectandhighestregard;isthoroughlysensibleoftheutilityoftheunionbetweenEnglandandRussia;
  alwayscallshisMajestytheEmpress’sbestandgreatestAlly[somuchofnourishmentinhimwithal,asinacertainweb—footedChiefofBirds,reckonedchiefbysome];andhopeshewillalsogivehisfriendshipandprotectiontotheGrand—Dukeandherself。——
  AsfortheGrand—Duke,heisweakandviolent;buthisconfidenceintheGrand—Duchessissogreat,thatsometimeshetellspeople,thatthoughhedoesnotunderstandthingshimself,hisWifeunderstandseverything。ShouldtheEmpress,asIfear,soondie,theGovernmentwillquietlydevolveonthem。"[Hanbury’sDespatch,"October2d,1755"(Raumer,pp。223—225);SubsidyTreatystillatitsfloweriest。]
  Catherine’sageistwenty—sixgone;herPeter’stwenty—seven:
  oneofthecleverestyoungLadiesintheworld,andofthestoutest—hearted,clearest—eyed;——yokedtoayoungGentlemanmuchthereverse。ThankHanburyforthisglimpseofthem,mostintricatelysituatedPair;whomayconcernusalittleinthesequel。——And,injusticetopoorHanover,thesadsubject—matterofExcellencyHanbury’sProblemsandFutilitiesinRussiaandelsewhere,letussavethisotherFractionbyaverydifferenthand;andclosethatHanburyscene:——
  "Friedrichhimselfwassodangerous,"saystheConstitutionalHistorianonce:"Friedrich,inalliancewithFrance,howeasyforhimtocatchHanoverbythethroatataweek’snotice,throwadeath—nooseroundthethroatofpoorHanover,andhandthesametoFrancefortighteningatdiscretion!PoorHanoverindeed;shereapslittleprofitfromherEnglishhonors:whathasshehadtodowiththeseTransatlanticColoniesofEngland?AnunfortunateCountry,iftheEnglishwouldbutthink;liabletobestrangledatanytime,forEngland’squarrels:theAchilles’—heeltoinvulnerableEngland;
  asadfunctionforHanover,ifitbeaproudone,andamazinglylucrativetosomeHanoverians。TheCountryisverydeartohisBritannicMajestyinonesense,verydeartoBritaininanother!
  NayGermanyitself,throughHanover,istobetornupbyWarforTransatlanticinterests,——outofwhichshedoesnotevengetgoodVirginiatobacco,butgrowsbadofherown。NomoreconcernthantheRingofSaturnwiththeseover—seaquarrels;andcan,throughHanover,betorntopiecesbyWaraboutthem。SuchhonortogiveaKingtotheBritishNation,inastraitforone;andsuchprofitcomingofit:——wehopeallsidesaregratefulfortheblessingsreceived!"
  THEREHASBEENACOUNTER—TREATYGOINGONATVERSAILLESINTHE
  INTERIM;WHICHHEREUPONSTARTSOUT,ANDTUMBLESTHEWHOLLY
  ASTONISHEDEUROPEANDIPLOMACIESHEELS—OVER—HEAD。
  Toexpectantmankind,especiallytoViennaandVersailles,thisBritannic—PrussianTreatywasagreatsurprise。AndindeeditprovedthesignalofageneralSystemofNewTreatiesallround。
  Thefirstsignal,infact,——thoughbynomeansthefirstcause,——ofatotalcircumgyration,summerset,ortumbleheels—over—headinthePoliticalrelationsofEuropealtogether,whichensuedthereupon;
  miraculous,almostastheEarthquakeatLisbon,totheGazetteer,andDiplomaticmind,andincomprehensibleforlongyearsafter。
  Firstsignalwesay,bynomeansthatitwasthefirstcause,orindeedthatitwasacauseatall,——thethingbeingdeterminedelsewherelongbefore;eversince1753,whenKaunitzleftitready,waitingonlyitstime。
  KaiserFranz,theysay,when(probablyduringthoseKeithurgencies)thejoiningwithFranceandturningagainstpoorBritannicMajestywasproposedinCouncilatVienna,openedhisusuallysilentlips;andopinedwithemphasisagainstsuchacourse,noKaunitzorcreatureabletopersuadeKaiserFranzthatgoodwouldcomeofit;——though,findingSovereignLadyandeverybodyagainsthim,heheldhispeaceagain。Andreturnedtohisprivatebankingoperations,whichweremoreextensivethanever,fromthenewtroublesrising。"LenttheEmpress—Queen,alwaysonsolidsecurities,"saysFriedrich,"largesums,fromtimetotime,inthoseWars;dealtinCommissariatstorestorightandleft;
  weourselveshadmostofourmealfromhimthisyear。"
  [OEuvresdeFrederic,iv。8。]KaiserFranzwas,andcontinued,oftheoldwayofthinking;butconsummateKaunitz,andtheHighLady’sfixedpassionforherSchlesien,hadchangedeverybodyelse。Theulteriorfactsareasfollows,abbreviatedtotheutmost。
  September22d,1755,afewdaysbeforeHanbury’sSubsidy—featatPetersburg,whichtooksuchawhirlforHanbury,therehadmetforthefirsttimeatVersailles,moreespeciallyatBabiole,Pleasure—
  HouseofthePompadour,amostSelectCommitteeofThreePersons:
  GrafvonStahremberg,AustrianAmbassador;Pompadourherself;andacertaininfinitelyelegantCountandReverencedeBernis(beautifulClerico—MundaneGentleman,withoutrightBeneficehitherto,butmuchinesteemwiththePompadour);——fordeepestpracticalconsiderationinregardtoclosureofaFrench—AustrianAlliance。
  ReverendCount(subsequentlyCardinal)deBernishassenseinDiplomacy;hashisexperiencesinSecularDiplomaticmatters;asoft—goingcautiousman,notyetofficial,buttendingthatway:
  whomthePompadourhasbroughtwithherashenchman,orunghostlycounsellor,inthisintricateAdventure。
  Stahremberg,instructedfromhome,hasnohesitation;norhasPompadourherself,rememberingthatinsolent"JENELACONNAIS
  PAS,"andtheper—contra"MACOUSINE,""PRINCESSEETSOEUR:"——butBernis,Isuppose,looksintothepracticaldifficulties;whichareprobablyveryconsiderable,totheOfficialFrencheye,inthepresentstateofEuropeandofthepublicmind。FromSeptember22d,orautumnalequinox,1755,onwardtothisBritannic—PrussianphenomenonofJanuary,1756,thePompadourConclavehasbeensitting,——difficulties,nodoubt,considerable。Iwillgiveonlythedates,havingmyselfnointerestinsuchaCommitteeatBabiole;butthedatessufficientlybetokenthattherewereintricacies,conflictsbetweenthenewandtheold。Hithertotheaxiomalwayswas,"PrussiatheAdjunctandSatelliteofFrance:"
  nowtobeentirelyreversed,yousay?
  JULY,1755,thatistwomonthsbeforethisBabioleCommitteemet,aDucdeNivernois,respectableintelligentdilettanteFrenchNobleman,hadbeennamedasAmbassadortoFriedrich,"Go,yourespectablewiseNivernois,NoblemanofLetterssocalled;tryandretainFriedrichforus,asusual!"Andnow,onmeetingoftheBabioleCommittee,Nivernoisdoesnotgo;lingers,saddledandbridled,tilltheveryendoftheYear;arrivesinBerlinJanuary12th,1756。HashisFirstAudienceJanuary14th;amanhighlyamiabletoFriedrich;butwithproposals,——wonderfulindeed。
  TheFrench,thisgoodwhileback,areinnodoubtaboutWarwithEngland,arightheartyWar;andhavealwaysexpectedtoretainPrussiaasformerly,——thoughratheronsingularterms。Sometimeago,forinstance,M。deRouille,War—Minister,requestedKnyphausen,PrussianEnvoyatParis:"SuggesttoyourKing’sMajestywhatplunderthereisatHanover。Perfectlyatlibertytokeepitall,ifhewillplunderHanoverforus!"[OEuvresdeFrederic,iv。29。]PleasantmessagetotheproudKing;whoansweredwiththeduebrevity,tothepurport,"Silence,Sir!"——withdidacticeffectsonthesurprisedRouille。Whonowmendshisproposal;thoughagaininaremarkableway。
  InstructsNivernois,namely,"ToofferKingFriedrichtheIslandofTobago,ifhewillrenewTreaty,andtakearmsforus。IslandofTobago(adeserted,litigated,butprettyIsland,wereiteverours),willnotthatenticethisKing,intentonCommerce?"
  Friedrich,wholikesNivernoisandhispoliteways,answersquizzingly:"IslandofTobago?IslandofBaratariayourLordshipmustbemeaning;IslandofwhichIcannotbetheSanchoPanza!"
  [Ib。31。]AndNivernoisfoundhemustnotmentionTobagoagain。
  Fortherest,FriedrichmadenosecretofhisEnglishTreaty;
  showeditwithallfranknesstoNivernois,inallpoints:
  "Isthere,canthemostcaptiousallegethatthereis,anythingagainstFranceinit。Myonewishandaim,thatofPeaceformyself:judge!"NivernoisstayedtillMarch;butseemstohavehad,ofdefinite,onlyTobagoandgoodwords;sothatnothingfarthercameofhim,andtherewasnoRenewalofTreatythenorafter。
  Thus,inhisthirdmonth(March,1756),practicalNivernoiswasrecalled,withoutresult;——insteadofwhomfatValoriwassent;
  privatelyintending"todonothingbutobserve,inBerlin。"Fromallwhich,weinferthattheBabioleCommitteenowsawland;
  andthatBernishimselfhaddecidedintheaffirmative:"Austria,notPrussia;yes,Madame!"TothejoyofMadameandeverybody。
  For,itisincredible,sayallwitnesses,whatindignationbrokeoutinPariswhenFriedrichmadethisnew"defection,"sotheytermedit;revoltfromhisLiegeLord(whohadbeensoexemplarytohimonformeroccasions!),andwouldnotbiteatTobagowhenoffered。SothattheBabioleCommitteewenton,henceforth,withflowingsea;andbyMayday(1stMAY,1756)broughtoutitsFrench—
  AustrianTreatyinacompletedstate。"Tostandbyoneanother,"
  likeCastorandPollux,inamanner;"24,000,reciprocally,tobereadyondemand;"nayIthinksomethingof"subsidies"withal,——TO
  Austria,ofcourse。Buttheparticularsarenotworthgiving;
  thePerformance,thankstoazealousPompadour,havingquiteoutruntheStipulation,andleftitpracticallyoutofsight,whenthepushcame。OurConstitutionalHistorianmayshadowtherest:——
  "FranceandEnglandgoingtoWarinthesesadcircumstances,andFranceandAustriabeingprivatelyprepared[byKaunitzandothers]
  tosweareverlastingfriendshipontheoccasion,insteadofeverlastingenmityasheretofore;unexpectedchanges,miraculoustotheGazetteers,becameinevitable;——nothingless,inshort,thanexplosionortopsy—turvyingoftheoldDiplomatic—PoliticalSchemeofEurope。OlddanceoftheConstellationsflungheels—over—headonthesudden;andmuchpirouetting,jigging,setting,beforetheycouldchangepartners,andcontinuetheiraugustdanceagain,whetherinWarorPeace。NoendtotheindustriouswonderoftheGazetteermind,tothedarkdifficultiesoftheDiplomatic。
  Whatbafflings,agonisticshufflings,impotentgazingsintothedark;whatseductivefiddling,andbeingfiddledto!AmostsadfunctionofHumanity,ifsometimesaninevitableone;whichoughtsurelyatalltimestobegotoverasbrieflyaspossible。
  Tobewrittenof,especially,withamaximumofbrevity;
  humannaturebeingjustlyimpatientoftalkaboutit,beyondthestrictlyneedful。"
  Mosttrueitis,andwasmostmiraculous,thoughnowquiteforgottenagain,PoliticalEuropehadtomakeacompletewhirl—
  roundonthatoccasion。Andnotinaday,andmerelysayingtoitself,"Letmedosummerset!"asidlereaderssuppose,——butwithlongmonthsofagonisticshuffleandstruggleinallplaces,andsuchDiplomaticfiddlingandbeingfiddledto,asseldomwasbefore。Ofwhich,thesetwoinstances,theBernisandtheHanbury,aretoserveasspecimen;twoandnomore:auniverseofextinctfiddlingcompressedintotwonutshells,ifreadershaveanear。
  ChapterIII。
  FRENCH—ENGLISHWARBREAKSOUT。
  TheFrench,inrealityagooddealastonishedatthePrussian—
  BritannicTreaty,affectedtotakeiteasy:"TreatyforNeutralityofGermany?"saidthey:"Verygoodindeed。Perhapsthereareplacesnearerus,whereourtroopscanbeemployedtomoreadvantage!"
  [Their"Declaration"onit(Adelung,vii。613。]——hintingvocally,ashenceforththeirsilentprocedures,theirdiligenceinthedockyards,movingoftroopscoastwardandthelike,stillmoreclearlydid,ThatanInvasionofEnglanditselfwasthethingnexttobeexpected。
  EnglandandFranceare,bythistime,alikefiercelydeterminedonWar;buttheirstatesofpreparationareverydifferent。TheFrenchhaveWar—shipsagain,nottomentionArmieswhichtheyalwayshave;
  someskilfulAdmiralswithal,——LaGallisonniere,ouroldCanadafriend,isone,verybusyatpresent;——andmeantotryseriouslytheQuestionofSea—Supremacyoncemore。IfanInvasiondidchancetoland,thestateofEnglandwouldbefoundhandybeyondhope!
  HowmanyfightingregimentsEnglandhas,Ineednotinquire,norwithwhatstrategicvirtuetheywouldgotowork;——enoughtomentionthesingularfact(recentlytrue,andstill,Iperceive,toolikethetruth),Thatofalltheirregiments,"onlyThreeareinthisCountry",orhaveColonelsevennominated。Incredible;
  butcertain。Andtheinterestingpointis,hisGraceofNewcastledarenothaveColonels,stilllesshigherOfficersnominated;
  becauseRoyalHighnessofCumberlandwouldhavethenamingofthem,andtheywouldbeenemiestohisGrace。[Walpole,GeorgetheSecond,ii。19(date,"March25th,1755;"andhowlongafter,isnotsaid:butseePitt’sSpeeches,ib。,allthrough1756,andfarther)。]InsuchposturestandstheEnvyofsurroundingNationsatthismoment。
  "HireHessians,"crythey;"hireHanoverians;ifFrancelandonus,weareundone!"——andcontinuetheirParliamentaryEloquencesinamostdistressfulmanner。"ApplytotheDutch,atanyrate,fortheir6,000asperTreaty",crieseverybody。Whichisdone。ButtheDutchpiteouslywringtheirhands:"Darenot,yourMajesty;
  howdarewe,forFranceandourneglectedBarrier!Oh,generousMajesty,excuseus!"——andthegenerousMajestyhastodoit;
  andleavetheDutchinpeace,thistime。Hessians,Hanoverians,aftereloquenceenough,areatlastgotsentfor,toguardusagainstthisterribleInvasion:about10,000ofeachkind;anddoland,——thenativepopulationsverysulkyonthem("Wewon’tbilletyou,notwe;buildhuts,andbe——!"),withmuchParliamentaryandNewspaperCommentarygoingon,ofadistressfulnature。
  "Saturday,15thMay,1756,HessiansdisembarkatSouthampton;
  obligedtopitchCampintheneighborhood:Friday,21stMay,theHanoverians,atChatham,whohutthemselvesCanterburyway;"——andhave(whatisthesum—totaloftheirachievementsinthisCountry)
  acaseofshoplifting,"pocket—handkerchief,acrossthecounter,inopenday;"onecase(orwhatseemedtobeone,butwasnot);
  ["AtMaidstone,13thSeptemher,1756;"Hanoveriansoldier,purchasingahandkerchief,imagineshehaspurchasedtwo(notyetcliptasunder),haberdasherandhehavingnolanguageincommon:
  Gentleman’sMagazine,for1756,pp。259,448,&c。;Walpole,SAEPIUS。]"andthefellownottobetriedbyusforit!"whichenragestheconstitutionalheart。Alas,myheavy—ladenconstitutionalheart;butwhatcanwedo?Thesedrilledloutswillguardus,shouldthisterribleInvasionland。Andindeed,aboutthreeweeksBEFOREtheseloutsarrived,theterribleInvasionhaddeclareditselftohavebeenaltogetherafeint;andhadliftedanchor,quiteintheoppositedirection,onanerrandweshallhearofsoon!
  Aboutthesamedate,Iobserve,"thefirstregimentofFootguardspractisingthePrussiandrill—exerciseinHydePark;"andhopehisGraceofNewcastleandtheHeroofCulloden(immortalHero,andaiminghighinPoliticsatthistime)will,atleast,havefallenuponsomemethodofgettingColonelsnominated。Butthewide—
  welteringchaosofplatitudes,agitatedbyhystericalimbecilities,regulatingEnglandinthisgreatcrisis,fillstheconstitutionalmindwithsorrow;andindeedisdefinable,oncemore,asamazing!
  EnglandisastubbornCountry;butitwasnotbyproceduresoftheCumberland—NewcastlekindthatEngland,andherColonies,andSea—
  and—LandKingdoms,wasbuilttogether;norbythese,exceptmiracleintervene,thatshecanstandlongagainststress!Lookingatthedismalmatterfromthisdistance,thereisvisibletomeinthefoggyheartofitonelucentelement,andprettymuchoneonly;
  theindividualnamedWilliamPitt,asIhavereadhim:ifbymiraclethatroyalsoulcould,evenforatime,gettosomethingofKingshipthere?Courage;miraclesdohappen,letushope!——ThisiswhitherwardthegrandInvasionhadgone:——
  TOULON,10thAPRIL,1756。LaGallisonniere,ouroldCanadianfriend,acrookedlittlemanofgreatfaculty,whohasbeenbusyinthedockyardslately,weighsanchorfromToulon;"12sailoftheline,5frigatesandabove100transport—ships;"withthegrandInvasion—of—EnglandArmamentonboard:16,000pickedtroops,completeinallpoints,MarechalDucdeRichelieucommanding。
  [Adelung,viii。70。]Weighsanchor;and,singulartosee,steers,notforEngland,andtheHessian—HanoverDefenders(whowouldhavebeeninsuchexcellenttime);butdirectforMinorca,asthesurerthing!WillseizeMinorca;aso—calledinexpugnablePossessionoftheEnglish,——KeyoftheirMediterraneanSupremacies;——reallyinexpugnableenough;butwhichliesintheusualdilapidatedstate,thoughbychancewithacourageousoldGovernorinit,whowillnotsurrenderquiteatonce。
  APRIL18th,LaGallisonnieredisembarkshisRichelieuwithaSixteenThousand,unopposedatPort—Mahon,orFortSt。Philip,inMinorca;whoinstantlycommencesSiegethere。TotheastonishmentofEnglandandhisGraceofNewcastlewho,exceptoldGovernorBlakeney,muchindilapidation("woodenplatformsrotten,"
  "batteriesoutofrepair,"andsoon),havenothingreadyforRichelieuinthatquarter。ThestoryofMinorca;andthefurioushumorsandtragicconsummationsthataroseonit,beingstillwellknown,wewillgivethedatesonly。
  FORTST。PHILIP,APRIL18th—MAY20th。Foramonth,Richelieu,skilfulinticklingtheFrenchtroops,hasbeenbesieging,inahighandgrandioseway;LaGallisonnierevigilantlycruising;
  oldBlakeney,inspiteoftherottenplatforms,vigorouslyholdingout;when——May19th,LaGallisonnieredescriesanEnglishfleetinthedistance;indisputablyanEnglishfleet;andclearshisdecksforaseriousAffairjustcoming。THURSDAY,20thMAY,AdmiralByngaccordingly(foritishe,sonofthatoldseaworthyByng,whoonce"blewout"aminatorySpanishFleetand"anabsurdFlameofWar"intheStraitsofMessina,andwasmadeLordTorringtoninconsequence,——happilynowdead)——AdmiralByngdoescomeon;
  andgainshimselfanamebadlymemorableeversince。AttacksLaGallisonniere,inawide—lying,languid,hovering,uncertainmanner:——"Fartooweak"hesays;"muchdisprovided,destitute,byblameofMinistryandofeverybody"(thoughaboutthestrengthofLaGallisonniere,afterall);——isalmostratherbeatenbyLaGallisonniere;doesnotintheleast,beathimtotherightdegree:——andsheersoff:inthenight—time,straightforGibraltaragain。ToLaGallisonniere’ssurprise,itissaid;nodoubttooldBlakeneyandhispoorGarrison’s,leftso,totheirrottenplatformsandtheirownshifts。
  BlakeneyandGarrisonstoodtotheirgunsinamanfulmanner,foraboveamonthlonger;dayafterday,weekafterweek,lookingoverthehorizonforsomeByngorsomereliefappearing,tonopurpose!
  JUNE14th,therearethreeavailablebreaches;thewalls,however,areverysheer(aFortresshewnintherock):Richelieuscanningthemdubiously,andbatteringhisbest,foraboutafortnightmore,isineffectualonBlakeney。
  JUNE27th,Richelieu,takinghismeasureswell,ticklingFrenchhonorwell,hasdeterminedonstorm。Richelieu,givingorderoftheday,"WhosoeverofyouisfounddrunkshallNOTbeofthestorm—
  party"(whichproducedsuchateetotalismasnothingelsehaddone),——storms,thatnight,withextremeaudacity。ThePlacehastocapitulate:gloriousvictory;honorabledefence:andMinorcagone。
  AndEnglandisrisentoameresmokywhirlwind,ofrage,sorrowanddarkness,againstByngandothers。Smokydarkness,gettingstreakedwithdangerousfire。"Tried?"saidhisGraceofNewcastletotheCityDeputation:"Ohindeedheshallbetriedimmediately;heshallbehangeddirectly!"——assureyourselvesofthat。[Walpole,ii。231:
  DetailsoftheSiege,ib。218—225;inGentleman’sMagazine,xxvi。256,312—313,358;inAdelung,vii。;&c。&c。]
  AndByng’seffigywasburntalloverEngland。AndmobsattempttoburnhisSeatandPark;andsatiresandcaricaturesandfirebrandsarecomingout:andthepoorConstitutionalCountryisbentonapplyingsurgery,ifitbutknowhow。Surgerytosuchindisputableabominationswascertainlydesirable。ThenewReliefSquadron,whichhadbeendespatchedbyMajesty’sMinistry,wastoolateforBlakeney,butdidbringhomeasupersededByng。
  SPITHEAD,TUESDAY,27thJULY,ThesupersededByngarrives;ispunctuallyarrested,onarriving:"Himwewillhangdirectly:——
  isthereanythingelsewecantry[except,perhaps,itwerehangingofourselves,andourfinemethodsofprocedure],bywayofremedyingyou?"——WaragainstFrance,nowaprettyplainthing,hadbeen"declared,"17thMay(Frenchcounter—declaring,9thJune):
  and,underaDukeofNewcastleandaHeroofCulloden,notevenpullingoneway,buttwoways;andaTalking—Apparatusfullofdiscordsatthistime,andpullingwhoshallsayhowmanyways,——
  theprospectsofcarryingonsaidWararenoneofthebest。
  LordLoudon,aGeneralwithoutskill,andcommanding,asPittdeclares,"ascrollofPaperhitherto"(agoodfewthousandsmarkedonit,andperhapstheirColonelsevennamed),isaboutgoingforAmerica;bynomeansyetgone,alongwayfromgone:and,iftheLawsofNaturebesuspended——Enoughofallthat!
  KINGPRIEDRICH’SENIGMAGETSMOREANDMORESTRINGENT。
  Friedrich’ssituation,inthosefatefullyquestionablemonthsandformanypast(especiallyfromJanuary16thtoJuly),——readersmustimagineit,forthereisnodescriptionpossible。InmanyintricaciesFriedrichhasbeen;butnever,Ireckon,inanyequaltothis。HimselfcertainwhattheTwoImperialWomenhavevowedagainsthim;selfandWinterfeldcertainofthatsadtruth;andallothermortalsreadytodenyit,andflydeliriousonhintofit,shouldheventuretoactinconsequence!Friedrich’ssituationisnotunimaginable,when(ascannowbedonebycandidinquirerswhowilltaketroubleenough)theoneortwointernalfactsofitaredisengagedfromtheroaringoceanofclamorousdelusionswhichthenenvelopedthemtoeverybody,andareheldsteadilyinview,saidoceanbeingwellrunofftothehomeofitverydeepunderground。
  Liesdofallsilent;truthwaitstoberecognized,notalwaysinvain。Noreadereverwillconceivethestranglingperplexityofthatsituation,nowsoremoteandextincttous。AllIcandois,tosetdownwhatfeaturesofithavebecomeindisputable;andleavethemasdetachedtraceries,asfractionsofanoutline,tocoalesceintosomethingofimagewheretheycan。
  Winterfeld’sopinionwas,forsometimepast,distinct:
  "Attackthem;sinceitiscertaintheyonlywaittoattackus!"
  ButFriedrichwouldbynomeanslistentothat。"Wemustnotbetheaggressor,myfriend;thatwouldspoilall。PerhapstheEnglishwillpacifytheRussianCATINforme;tieher,withpackthreads,bribesandintrigues,fromstirring?Wait,watch!"FieryWinterfeld,whohatestheFrench,whodespisestheAustrians,andthinksthePrussianArmyaconsiderableFactinPolitics,hasgreatschemes:fartoogreatforapracticalFriedrich。"PlungeintotheAustrianswithawill:PrussianSoldiery,——canAustriansresistit?
  Ruinthem,sincetheyarebentonruiningus。StiruptheHungarianProtestants;tryallthings。Homeuponourimplacableenemies,sworddrawn,scabbardflungaway!AndtheFrench,——whataretheFrench?OurKingshouldbeKaiserofTeutschland;andhecan,andhemay:——theFrenchwouldthenbequieter!"ThesethingsWinterfeldcarriedinhishead;andcomradeshaveheardthemfromhimoverwine。[Retzow,i。43,&c。]ToallwhichFriedrich,ifanywhisperofthemevergottoFriedrich,wouldansweronecanguesshow。
  Itisevident,Friedrichhadnotgivenuphishope(indeed,foraboveayearmore,heneverdid)thatEnglandmight,byprofusebribery,——"suchthepowerofbriberyinthatmadcourt!"——assuage,overnetwithbackstairspackthreads,orinsomewaycompescetheRussiandeliriumforhim。AndEngland,hissoleAllyintheworld,stilltenderofAustria,andunabletobelievewhatthefullintentionsofAustriaare;EnglanddemandsmuchwarinessinhisprocedurestowardsAustria;reiteratingalways,"Wait,yourMajesty!Oh,beware!"——
  HisownArmy,weneednotsay,isinperfectpreparation。TheArmy——letusguess,150,000regular,ornear200,000ofallarmsandkinds[Archenholtz(i,8)countsvaguely"160,000"atthisdate。]——
  neverwassoperfectbeforeorsince。OldCaptainsinit,whomweusedtoknow,aregrayerandwiser;young,whomweheardlessof,aregrownveteransoftrust。Schwerin,muchaCincinnatussincewelastsawhim,haslaiddownhisploughagain,afervid"littleMarlborough"ofseventy—two;——andwillneverseethatbeautifulSchwerinsburg,anditsthrivingwoodsandfarm—fields,anymore。
  UglyWalraveisnotnowchiefEngineer;oneBalbi,amuchprettierman,is。UglyWalrave(Winterfeldsuspectingandwatchinghim)wasfoundout;convictedof"falsifiedaccounts,"of"sendingplanstotheEnemy,"ofwhoknowsallwhat;——andsitsinMagdeburg(inathrice—safeprison—cellofhisowncontriving),prisonerforlife。
  ["ArrestedatPotsdam12thFebruary,1748,andaftertrialputintotheSTERNatMagdeburg;sattheretillhedied,16thJanuary,1773"
  (Militalr—Lexikon,iv。150—151)。]TheOldDessauerisaway,longsince;andnottheOldalone。DietrichofDessauisnow"GuardiantohisNephew,"whoisaChildleftHeirthere。DeathhasbeenbusywiththeDessauers:——buthereisPrinceMoritz,"theyoungest,morelikehisFatherthananyofthem。"
  DukeFerdinandofBrunswick,MoritzofDessau,Keith,DukeofBrunswick—Bevern:nooneofthesepeoplehasbeenidle,inthetenyearspast。Leastofall,hastheChiefCaptainofthem,——whosediligenceandvigilanceinthatsphere,latterly,werenotlikelytodecline!
  Friedrich’sArmyisintheperfectionoforder。Readyatthehour,formanymonthsback;buttheleastmotionhemakeswithitisasubjectofjealousy。Lastyear,onthoseRussianadvancingsandalacrities,hehadmarchedsomeRegimentsintoPommern,withinreachofPreussen,shouldtheRussiansactuallytryastrokethere:
  "See!"criedalltheworld:"See!"criedtheenlightenedRussianPublic。Thisyear1756,fromJuneonwardsandearlier,therearestillmorefatalsymptoms,ontheAustrianside:greatandevidentWar—preparations;Magazinesforming;CampsinBohemia,Moravia;
  CampatKonigsgratz,CampatPrag,——handyfortheSilesianBorder。
  FriedrichknowstheyhavedeliberatedontheirPretextforaWar,andhavefixedonwhatwilldo,——somenewsmallPrussian—
  Mecklenburgbrabble,whichtherehaslatelybeen;paltryenoughrecruiting—quarrel,suchasoftenare(andhasbeensettledmutuallysometimeago,thisone,butiscapableofbeingrippedupagain);——andthat,onthiscobwebofapretext,theymeantodrawswordwhentheylike。RussiatoohasitsPretextready。AndifFriedrichhintofstirring,Englandwhispershoarse,Englandandotherfriends,"Wait,yourMajesty!Oh,beware!"Tokeepone’sswordatitssharpest,and,withaneasypatientair,one’seyesvigilantlyopen:thisisnearlyallthatFriedrichcando,inneighborhoodofsuchportentousimminencies。Hehasmanycritics,nearandfar;——forinstance:——
  BERLIN,31stJULY,1756,ExcellencyValoriwritestoVersailles:……"togiveyouaccountofaConversationIhavehad,adayortwoago,withthePrinceofPrussia[AugustWilhelm,Heir—Apparent],whohonorsmewithaparticularconfidence,"——andwhoappearstobe,privately,likesomeothers,verystrongintheOppositionview。"HetalkedtomeofthepresentconditionoftheKinghisBrother,ofhisBrother’sapprehensions,ofhismilitaryarrangements,ofthelittletrustplacedinhimbyneighbors,oftheirhostilehumortowardshim,andofmanyotherthingswhichthisgoodPrince[littleunderstandingthem,aswouldappear,orthedangeroussecretthatlayunderthem]didnotapproveof。
  ThePrincethensaid,"——listentowhatthePrinceofPrussiasaidtoValori,oneofthelastdaysofJuly,1756,——
  "’ThereisanAnecdotewhichcontinuallyrecurstome,inthepasseswearegottoatpresent。PuttingthecasewemightbeattackedbyRussia,andperhapsbyAustria,thelateRothenburgwassent[asreadersknow],ontheKing’spart,toMilordTyrconnel,toknowofhimwhat,insuchcase,werethehelpshemightreckononfromFrance。Milordenumeratedthevarioushelps;andthenadded[beingablusterousIrishman,senthitherforhisilltongue]:
  "Helpsenough,youobserve,Monsieur;but,MORBLEU,ifyoudeceiveus,youwillbesquelched(VOUSSEREZECRASES)!"TheKingmy’Brotherwasangryenoughathearingsuchaspeech:but,mydearMarquis,’andthePrinceturnedfulluponmewithafaceofinquiry,’Canthethingactuallycometrue?AnddoyouthinkitcanbetheinterestofyourMaster[andhisScarletWoman]toabandonustothefuryofourenemies?Ah,thatcursedConvention[Neutrality—ConventionwithEngland]!Iwouldgiveafingerfrommyhandthatithadneverbeenconcluded。Ineverapprovedofit;
  asktheDucdeNivernois,heknowswhatwesaidofittogether。
  Buthowreturnonoursteps?Whowouldnowtrustus?’"ThisPrinceappeared"tobemuchaffectedbytheKinghisBrother’ssituation[ofwhichheunderstoodasgoodasnothing],andagreedthathe,"
  theKinghisBrother,"hadwelldeservedit。"[Valori,ii,129—131。]
  Thisisnotthefirstexample,northelast,ofAugustWilhelm’sowningaheedless,good—naturedtongue;considerablypronetotaketheOppositionside,onlightgrounds。Forwhichifhefoundakindofsolacementandfameinsomecircles,itwassurelyatadearrate!TohisBrother,thatbadhabitwould,mostlikely,beknown;
  andhisBrother,Isuppose,didnotspeakofitatall;suchhisBrother’scustomincasesofthekind。——JudiciousValori,bywayofanswer,dilatedonthepeculiaresteemofhisMajestyLouisXV。forthePrussianMajesty,——"soasmyInstructionsdirectmetodo;"andwehearnomoreofthePrinceofPrussia’stalk,atthistime;
  butshallinfuture;andmayconjectureagreatdealabouttheatmosphereFriedrichhadnowtolivein。AFriedrichundergoing,privately,agreatdealofcriticism:"Madtendencytowar;lustofconquest;contemptforhisneighbors,fortheopinionoftheworld;——noendofirrationaltendencies:"[Ib。ii。124—151("July27th—August21st")。]frompersonstowhomthesecretofhisProblemisdeeplyunknown。
  OnewisethingtheEnglishhavedone:sentanExcellencyMitchell,amanofloyalty,ofsenseandhonesty,tobetheirResidentatBerlin。Thisisthenoteworthy,notyetmuchnoted,SirAndrewMitchell;byfarthebestExcellencyEnglandeverhadinthatCourt。AnAberdeenScotchman,creditabletohisCountry:
  hard—headed,sagacious;scepticalofshows;butcapableofrecognizingsubstanceswithal,andofstandingloyaltothem,stubbornlyifneedful;whogrewtoagreatmutualregardwithFriedrich,andwelldeservedtodoso;constantlyabouthim,duringthenextsevenyears;andwhoseLettersareamongtheperenniallyvaluableDocumentsonFriedrich’sHistory。[HappilysecuredintheBritishMuseum;andnowinthemostperfectorderforconsulting(thankstoSirF。Madden"andthreeyears’labor"wellinvested);——
  shouldcertainly,andwilloneday,bereadtothebottom,andclearedoftheirdarknesses,extrinsicandintrinsic(whichareconsiderable)bysomebodycompetent。]
  MitchellisinBerlinsinceJune10th。Mitchell,whoisonthesceneitself,andlookingintoFriedrichwithhisowneyes,findsthereiteratingofthat"Beware,yourMajesty!"whichhadbeenhischieftaskhitherto,amoreandmorequestionablething;
  andsuggeststohimatlast:"PlainlyaskherHungarianMajesty,WhatisyourmeaningbythoseBohemianCampings?""Pshaw,"answersFriedrich:"Nothingbutsomeambiguousanswer,perhapswithinsultinit!"——neverthelessthinksbetter;anddeterminestodoso。
  [MitchellPapers。]
  ChapterIV。
  FRIEDRICHPUTSAQUESTIONATVIENNA,TWICEOVER。
  July18th,1756,FriedrichdespatchesanExpresstoGrafvonKlinggraf,hisResidentatVienna(anexperiencedman,whomwehaveseenbeforeinoldCarteret,"Conference—of—Hanau"times),TodemandaudienceoftheEmpress;and,inthefittestterms,friendlyandcourteous,briefandclear,toputthatquestionofMitchell’ssuggesting。"ThoseunwontedArmaments,CampsinBohmen,CampsinMahren,andmilitarymovementsandpreparations,"Klinggrafistosay,"havecausedanxietyinherMajesty’speaceableNeighborofPrussia;whodesiresalwaystocontinueinpeace;andwhorequestsherebyawordofassurancefromherMajesty,thatthesehisanxietiesaregroundless。"Friedrichhimselfhopeslittleornothingfromthis;buthehasdoneittosatisfypeopleabouthim,andputanendtoallscruplesinhimselfandothers。TheAnswermaybeexpectedintenortwelvedays。
  And,aboutthesametime,——likelyenough,directlyafter,thoughthereisnodategiven,toafactwhichiscuriousandauthentic,——
  FriedrichsentfortwoofhischiefGenerals,toPotsdam,forasecretConferencewithWinterfeldandhim。TheGeneralsare,oldSchwerinandGeneralRetzowSenior,——Major—GeneralRetzow,whomweusedtohearofintheSilesianWars,——andwhoseSonreportsonthisoccasion。ConferenceisonthisImminencyofWar,andastowhatshallbedoneinit。FriedrichexplainsingeneraltermshisdangersfromAustriaandRussia,hiscertaintythatAustriawillattackhim;andasks,Wereit,orwereitnot,bettertoattackAustria,asisourPrussianprincipleinsuchcase?SchwerinandRetzow——Schwerinfirst,astheeldest;andafterhimRetzow,"whoprivatelyhaschargefromthePrussianPrincestodoit"——opinestrongly:Thatindicationsareuncertain,thatmuchseemsinevitablewhichdoesnotcome;thatinatimeofsuchtumultuouswhirlingsandunexpectedchanges,thetrueruleis,Watchwell,andwait。
  Afterenoughofthis,withWinterfeldlookingdissentbutsayingalmostnothing,FriedrichgivessigntoWinterfeld;——whospreadsout,intheirlucidestprearrangedorder,theprincipalMenzel—
  WeingartenDocuments;andbidsthetwoMilitaryGentlemenread。
  Theyread;withastonishment,areforcedtobelieve;standgazingatoneanother;——anddonowtakeachangedtone。Schwerin,"afterasilenceofeverybodyforsomeminutes,"——"burstsoutlikeoneinspired;’IfWaristobeandmustbe,letusstartto—morrow;
  seizeSaxonyatonce;andinthatrichcornyCountryformMagazinesforourOperationsonBohemia!’"[Retzow,i。39。]
  ThatisprivatelyFriedrich’sownfullintention。Saxony,withitsElbeRiverasHighway,ishisindispensablepreliminaryforBohemia:andhewillnot,asecondtime,ashedidin1744withsuchresults,leaveitinanunsecuredcondition。Adieuthen,Messieurs;silent:AUREVOIR,whichmaybesoon!RetzowJunior,arational,sincere,butratherpipe—clayedman,whoiswhollytobetrustedonthisConference,withhisFatherforauthority,hassometouchesofcommentaryonit,whichindicate(datebeing1802)thattilltheendofhislife,orofPrinceHenrihisPatron’s,thereremainedalwaysinsomeheadsadoubtastoFriedrich’swisdominregardtostartingtheSeven—YearsWar,andtoSchwerin’sentiresincerityinthatinspiredspeech。Andstillmorecurious,thattherewasalways,atPotsdamaselsewhere,aMajesty’sOppositionParty;privatelyintenttolookatthewrongside;anddoingitdiligently,——thoughwithlipsstrictlyclosedformostpart;
  withoutwords,exceptwell—weighedandtothewise:whichisanexcellentarrangement,foraMajestyandMajesty’sOpposition,wherefeasibleintheworld!——
  FromRetzowIlearnfarther,thatWinterfeld,directlyonthebackofthisConference,tookaTourtotheBohemianBaths,"ToKarlsbad,orToplitz,forone’shealth;"andwanderedaboutagooddealinthoseFrontierMountainsofBohemia,takingnotes,takingsketches(notwithapicturesqueview);andreturnedbytheSaxonPirnaCountry,astrangestonylabyrinth,whichheguessedmightpossiblybeinterestingsoon。TheSaxonCommandantoftheKonigstein,loftyFortressofthoseparts,strongestinSaxony,wasofWinterfeld’sacquaintance:WinterfeldcalledonthisCommandant;
  foundhisKonigsteintoohighforcannonadingthoseneighborhoods,butthattherewasatthebaseofitanewWorkgoingon;andthattheSaxonswere,thoughlanguidly,endeavoringtobestirthemselvesinmattersmilitary。TheirentireArmyatpresentisunder20,000;
  but,inthecourseofnextWinter,theyexpecttohaveit40,000。
  Shallbeofthatforce,againstSeason1757。NodoubtWinterfeld’sgatheringsandcommunicationshadtheirusesatPotsdam,onhisgettinghomefromthisTourtoToplitz。
  Meanwhile,KlinggrafhashadhisAudienceatVienna;andhasspedasillascouldhavebeenexpected。TheAnswergivenwasofsuperciliousbrevity;evasive,ineffectnull,andasgoodasanswering,Thatthereisnoanswer。TwoAccountswehave,asFriedrichsuccessivelyhadthem,ofthisfamedpassage:
  FIRST,Klinggraf’sown,whichisclear,rapid,andstandsbytheessential;SECOND,anaccountfromtheothersideofthescenes,furnishedbyMenzelofDresden,forFriedrich’sbehoofandours;
  whichcuriouslyillustratestheforegoing,andconfirmstheinterpretationFriedrichatoncemadeofit。ThisisMenzel’saccount;inotherwords,theSaxonEnvoyatVienna’s,stolenbyMenzel。
  July26th,itappears,Klinggraf——havingappliedtoKaunitzthedaybefore,whonoticedacertainflurryinhim,andhadansweredcarelessly,"Audience?Yes,ofcourse;nayIamthismomentgoingtotheEmpress:onlyyoumusttellmeaboutwhat?"——wasadmittedtotheImperialPresence,hefirstofmanythatwerewaiting。ImperialPresenceheldinitshandasnipofPaper,carefullycomposedbyKaunitzfromthedata,andreadthesewords:"DIEBEDENKLICHEN
  UMSTANDE,ThequestionablecircumstancesoftheTimehavemovedmetoconsiderasindispensablynecessarythosemeasureswhich,formyownsecurityandfordefenceofmyAllies,Iamtaking,andwhichotherwisedonottendtheleasttowardsinjuryofanybodywhatsoever;"——andaddingnosyllablemore,gaveasignwithherhand,intimatingtoKlinggrafthattheInterviewwasdone。
  KlinggrafstrodethroughtheAntechamber,"visiblyastonished,"sayon—lookers,atsuchanAnswerhad。Answer,infact,"Thatthereisnoanswer,"andthedoorflunginyourface![Helden—
  Geschichte,iii。772。InValori,ii。128,Friedrich’slittlePaperofINSTRUCTIONStoKlinggraf;thisViennaANSWERtoit,ib。138:——seeib。138,162;andGesammelteNachrichten,ii。214—221。]
  Friedrich,onarrivalofreportfromKlinggraf,andwithoutwaitingfortheMenzelsideofthescenes,seesthatthethingissettled。
  Writesagain,however(August2d,probablythedayafter,orthesameday,Klinggraf’sDespatchreachedhim);instructingKlinggrafTorequest"alessoracularresponse;"andspecially,"IfherImperialMajesty(AustriaandRussiabeing,asisunderstood,inactiveLeagueagainst,him)willsay,ThatAustriawillnotattackhimthisyearorthenext?"Drawupmemorialofthat,MonsieurKlinggraf;andsendusthesuperciliousNo—Answer:tillwhicharrivewedonotcrosstheFrontier,——butarealreadyeverywhereonmarchtoit,inanindustrious,cunninglydevised,evidentandyetimpenetrablymysteriousmanner。
  ExcellencyValorineversawsuchactivityofmilitarypreparation:
  suchArtillery,"2,000bigpiecesintheParkhere;"Regiments,Wagon—trains,gettingunderwayeverywhere,nomancanguesswhitherward;"drawnupintheSquarehere,theyknownotbywhatGatetheyaretomarch。"BythreedifferentGates,Ishouldthink;
  ——mysteriously,inThreeDirections,knownonlytoKingFriedrichandhisAdjutant—General,alltheseRegimentsinBerlinandelsewhereareonmarch。TowardsHalle(Leipzigway);
  towardsBrietzen(WittenbergandTorgauway);towardsBautzenneighborhood,——towardsThreesettledPointsoftheSaxonFrontier;
  willstepacrosstheinstantthesuperciliousNo—Answercomestohand。AretoconvergeaboutDresdenandtheSaxonSwitzerland;——
  about65,000strong,equippedasnoArmybeforeorsincehasbeen;
  ——andtakewhatlucktheremaybe。
  BruhlandPolishMajesty’sArmy,stillonlyabout18,000,havetheirapprehensionsofsuchvisit:butwhatcantheydo?TheSaxonArmydrawsoutintoCamp,atsightofthismysteriousmarching;
  strongCamp"intheangleofElbeandMuldeRivers;"——thendrawsinagain;beingtooweakforuse。Andisthinking,Menzelinformsus,totakepostinthestonylabyrinthicPirnaCountry:suchtheadviceanExcellencyBrogliohasgiven;——FrenchExcellency,nowinDresden;MarechaldeBroglio’sSon,andoflittlelessexplosivenaturethanhisFatherwas。BruhlandPolishMajesty,guessingthatthehouriscome,areinfinitelyinterested。Interested,notflurried。"Austrian—RussianAnti—PrussianCovenant!"sayBruhlandMajesty,rathercomfortablytothemselves:"Weneversignedit。
  WEneverwouldsignanything;whathavewetodowithit?Courage;
  steady;ToPirna,iftheycome!ArenotExcellencyBroglio,andFrance,andAustria,andthewholeworldatourback?"
  ItwasfullthreeweeksbeforeKlinggraf’sMessageofAnswercouldarriveatBerlin。OfFriedrichintheinterim,launchingsuchaworld—adventure,himselfsilent,inthemidstofabuzzingBerlin,taketheseindications,whichareluminousenough。DukeFerdinandofBrunswickistoheadoneoftheThree"Columns。"DukeFerdinand,GovernorofMagdeburg,isnowcollectinghisColumninthatneighborhood,chieflyatHalle;whitherward,oronwhaterrand,isprofoundlyunknown。UnknowneventoFerdinand,exceptthatitisforactualServiceintheField。HerearetwoFriedrichLetters(ruggedlyOfficial,thefirstofthem,andnotquitepeculiartoFerdinand),whichareworthreading:——
  THEKINGTODUKEFERDINANDOFBRUNSWICK。
  "POTSDAM,15thAugust,1756。
  "FortimeofField—ServiceIhavemadethearrangement,ThatfortheSubalternOfficersofyourregiment,overandabovetheirordinaryEquipage—moneys,thereshall,toeachSubalternOfficer,andonceforall,beEightThalers[twenty—fourshillingssterling]
  advanced。Thatsum[eightthalerspersubaltern]shallbepaidtotheCaptainofeveryCompany;andbesidesthisthereshall,monthly,TwoThalersbedeductedfromtheSubaltern’sPay,andbelikewisepaidovertotheCaptain:——inreturnforwhich,HeistofurnishFreeTablefortheSubalternsthroughouttheCampaign,andsolongastheregimentisinthefield。
  "OftheTwoBaggage—cartsperCompany,theregimentshalltakeonlyOne,andleavetheotherathome。NoOfficer,lethimbewhoorofwhattitlehewill,Generalsnotexcepted,shalltakewithhimtheleastofSilverPlate,notevenasilverspoon。Whoeverwants,therefore,tokeeptable,greatorsmall(TAFELODERTISCH),mustmanagethesamewithtinutensils;——withoutexception,behewhohewill。
  "EachCaptainshalltakewithhimalittleCaskofVinegar;
  ofwhich,assoonastheregimentsgettoCamp,hemustgivemereckoning,andIwillthenhavehimrepaid。ThisVinegarshallsolelyandexclusivelybeemployedforthispurpose,Thatinplaceswherethewaterisbad,therebepouredintoit,forthesoldiers,afewdropsofthevinegar,tocorrectthewater,andtherebypreservethemfromillnesses。
  "Sosoonastheregimentgetsonmarch,theWomenwhohavepermissiontofollowareputundercommandoftheProfoss;
  thattherebyallplunderingsanddisordersmaythemorebeguardedagainst。IftheCaptainsandOfficerstakeGrooms(JAGER)orthelikeDomestics,therecanmusketsbegiventothese,thatusemaybehadofthem,incaseofanattackinquarters,oronmarch,whenaWAGENBURG(wagon—fortress)istobeformed……FRIEDRICH。"
  [Preuss,ii。6,7。]
  SAMETOSAME(Confidential,thisone)。
  "POTSDAH,24thAugust……"MakeasifyouweremeaningtogointoCampatHalle。
  ThereasonwhyIstopyouis,thattheCourierfromViennahasnotyetcome。WemustthereforereassuretheSaxonneighborhood……Ihavebeenexpectinganswerfromhourtohour;cannotsuitablybeginaWar—Expeditiontillitcome;dothereforeappriseYourDilection,thoughunderthedeepestsecrecy。
  "Anditisnecessary,andmyWillis,That,tillfartherorder,youkeepalltheregimentsandcorpsbelongingtoyourColumnintheplaceswheretheyarewhenthisarrives。Andshall,meanwhile,withyourbestskillmaskallthis,bothfromtheTownofHalle,andfromtheregimentsthemselves;making,inconformitywithwhatI
  saidyesterday,asifyouwereaCorpsofObservationcometoencamphere,andwerewaitingthelastorderstogointocamp。
  FRIEDRICH。"[Ib。ii。7,8。]
  AndinregardtotheViennaCourier,andFriedrich’sattitudetowardsthatPhenomenon,readonlytheseTwoNotes:——
  1。FRIEDRICHTOTHEPRINCEOFPRUSSIAANDTHEPRINCESSAMELIA(atBerlin)
  POTSDAM,"25thAugust,"1756。
  "MYDEARBROTHER,MYDEARSISTER,——Iwritetoyoubothatonce,forwantoftime。Iwillfollowtheadviceyouaresogoodasgiveme;
  andwilltakeleaveoftheQueen[ourdearMamma]byLetter。
  AndthatthereadingofmyLettermaynotfrightenher,IwillsenditbymySister,tobepresentedinafavorablemoment。
  "IhaveyetgotnoAnswerfromVienna;byKlinggraf’saccount,I
  shallnotreceiveittillto—morrow[camethisnight],ButIcountmyselfsurerofWarthanever;astheAustrianshavenamedGenerals,andtheirArmyisorderedtomarch,fromKolintoKonigsgratz"——Schlesienway。"Sothat,expectingnothingbutahaughtyAnswer,oraveryuncertainone,onwhichtherewillbenoreliancepossible,IhavearrangedeverythingforsettingoutonSaturdaynext。To—morrow,sosoonasthenewscomes,Iwillnotfailtoletyouknow。AssuringyouthatIam,withaperfectaffection,mydearBrotherandmydearSister,——Yours,——F。"
  [OEuvresdeFrederic,xxvi。155。]
  AnswercomesfromKlinggrafthatsamenight。Oncemore,anAnsweralmostworsethancouldhavebeenexpected。"The’LeaguewithRussiaagainstyou’isnonextant,athingofyourimagination:
  Havenotwealreadyanswered?"[InGesammelteUrkunden,i。217:Klinggraf’ssecondquestion(donebyLetterthistime),"18thAugust;"MariaTheresa’sAnswer,"21stAugust,"]
  Whereupon,2。FRIEDRICHTOTHEPRINCEOFPRUSSIA。
  POTSDAM,"26thAugust,"1756。
  "MYDEARBROTHER,——IhavealreadywrittentotheQueen;softeningthingsasmuchasIcould[Letterlost]。MySister,towhomI
  addresstheLetter,willdeliverit。
  "YouhaveseenthePaperIsenttoKlinggraf。TheirAnsweris’ThattheyhavenotmadeanOffensiveAlliancewithRussiaagainstme。’
  TheAnswerisimpertinent,highandcontemptuous;andoftheAssurancethatIrequired[astoThisYearandnext],notoneword。
  SothattheswordalonecancutthisGordianKnot。IaminnocentofthisWar;IhavedonewhatIcouldtoavoidit;butwhateverbeone’sloveofpeace,onecannotandmustnotsacrificetothat,one’ssafetyandone’shonor。Such,Ibelieve,willbeyouropiniontoo,fromthesentimentsIknowinyou。Atpresent,ouronethoughtmustbe,TodoWarinsuchawayasmaycureourEnemiesoftheirwishtobreakPeaceagaintoosoon。Iembraceyouwithallmyheart。Ihavehadnoendofbusiness(TERRIBLEMENTAFAIRE)。"——F。
  [OEuvres,xxvi。116。]
  THEMARCHINTOSAXONY,INTHREECOLUMNS。
  AheadofthatlastNote,fromanearlierhourofthesameday,Thursday,26thAugust,thereisspeedingforth,toallThreeGeneralsofDivision,thisOrder(takeDukeFerdinand’scopy}:——
  {notinoriginal]^
  "IherebyorderthatYourDilection(EW。LIEBDEN),withalltheregimentsandcorpsintheColumnstandingunderyourcommand,Shallnow,withoutmoredelay,getonmarch,onthe29thinst。;
  andproceed,accordingtotheMarch—TablesandInstructionsalreadygiven,toexecutewhatYourDilectionhasgotincharge。"——F。
  ThesameThursday,26th,ExcellencyMitchell,informedbyPodewilsoftheKing’swishtoseehimatPotsdam,getsunderwayfromBerlin;arrives"justtimeenoughtospeakwiththeKingbeforehesatdowntosupper。"Verymanythingstobeconsultedof,anddeliberativelytouchedupon,withMitchellandEngland;noendofthingsandconsiderations,forEnglandandKingFriedrich,inthisthatisnowabouttoburstforthonanastonishedworld!——OverinLondon,weobserve,justinthehourswhenMitchellwasharnessingforPotsdam,andsomanyOrdersandLetterswerespeedingtheirswiftestinthatquarter,thereisgoingforward,onTower—Hillyonder,thefollowingOperation:——
  "LONDON,THURSDAY,26thAUGUST,1756。Aboutfiveintheafternoon,anotedAdmiral[onlyinEffigyasyet;butwhohasbeenheldinmiserabledurance,andtooactualquestionofdeathorlife,eversincehisreturn:"Oh,yesindeed!HangHIMatonce",——ifthatcanbearemedy!]was,afterhavingbeenprivatelyshowntomanyladiesandgentlemen,brought——inanopensedan,guardedbyanumberofyounggentlemenunderarms,withdrumsbeating,colorsflying——toTower—Hill,whereaGallowshadbeenerectedforhimatsixthesamemorning。Hewasrichlydressed,inablueandgoldcoat,buffwaistcoat,trimmed,&c。infulluniform。WhenbroughtundertheGallows,hestayedasmallspace,tillhisclergyman(achimney—
  sweeper)hadgivenhimsomeadmonitions:thatdone,hewasdrawn,bypulleys,tothetopoftheGallows,whichwastwentyfeethigh;
  everypersonexpressingasmuchsatisfactionasifithadbeentherealman。
  "Heremainedthere,guardedbytheabovevolunteers,withoutanymolestation,twohours;when,uponasuppositionofbeingobstructedbytheGovernoroftheTower,somesailorsappeared,whowantedtopullhimdown,inordertodraghimalongthestreets。