Whynot?resumedtheindignantmanager。NeitherDr。Middletonnoranydoctoruponearthshalltreatmewithinjustice。This,yousee,isastrokeatmeandmyparty,andIwon’tbearit。
Oh,youaremistaken!saidDeGrey,whowastheonlyonewhodaredtoopposereasontotheangryorator。Itcannotbeastrokeaimedat’youandyourparty,’forhedoesnotknowthatyouHAVEaparty。
I’llmakehimknowit,andI’llmakeYOUknowit,too,saidArcher。
BeforeIcamehereyoureignedalone,nowyourreignisover,Mr。DeGrey。Remembermymajoritythismorning,andyourtheatrelastnight。
Hehasrememberedit,saidFisher。Yousee,themomenthewasnottobeourmanager,weweretohavenotheatre,noplayhouse,noplays。Wemustallsitdownwithourhandsbeforeus——allfor’GOODREASONS’ofDr。
Middleton’s,whichhedoesnotvouchsafetotellus。
Iwon’tbegovernedbyanyman’sreasonsthathewon’ttellme,criedArcher。Hecannothavegoodreasons,orwhynottellthem?
Nonsense!saidDeGrey。WESHALLNOTSUSPECTHIMOFCAPRICE!
Whynot?
Becausewewhoknowhim,haveneverknownhimcapricious。
Perhapsnot。_I_knownothingabouthim,saidArcher。
No,saidDeGrey。forthatveryreason_I_speakwhodoknowhim。
Don’tbeinapassion,Archer。
Iwillbeinapassion。Iwon’tsubmittotyranny。Iwon’tbemadeafoolofbyafewsoftwords。Youdon’tknowme,DeGrey。I’llgothroughwithwhatI’vebegun。Iammanager,andIwillbemanager。andyoushallseemytheatrefinishedinspiteofyou,andMYpartytriumphant。
Party,repeatedDeGrey。Icannotimaginewhatisintheword’party’
thatseemstodriveyoumad。Weneverheardofpartiestillyoucameamongstus。
No。beforeIcame,Isay,nobodydaredopposeyou。butIdare。andI
tellyoutoyourface,takecareofme——awarmfriendandabitterenemyismymotto。
Iamnotyourenemy!Ibelieveyouareoutofyoursenses,Archer!
saidhe,laughing。
Outofmysenses!No。youaremyenemy!Areyounotmyrival?Didnotyouwinthepremium?Didnotyouwanttobemanager?Answerme,arenotyou,inoneword,aGreybeard?
YoucalledmeaGreybeard,butmynameisDeGrey,saidhe,stilllaughing。
Laughon!criedtheother,furiously。Come,ARCHERS,followme。WE
shalllaughby-and-by,Ipromiseyou。AtthedoorArcherwasstoppedbyMr。Chip。Oh,Mr。Chip,Iamorderedtodischargeyou。
Yes,sir。andhere’salittlebill——
Bill,Mr。Chip!why,youhavenotbeenatworkfortwohours!
Notmuchover,sir。butifyou’llpleasetolookintoit,you’llsee’tisforafewthingsyouordered。Thestuffisalllaidoutanddelivered。Thepaperandthefestoon-borderingforthedrawingroomsceneiscutout,andleftyAnderwithin。
YAnder,within!Iwishyouhadnotbeeninsuchaconfoundedhurry——
six-and-twentyshillings!criedhe。butIcan’tstaytotalkaboutitnow。I’lltellyou,Mr。Chip,saidArcher,loweringhisvoice,whatyoumustdoforme,mygoodfellow。
Then,drawingMr。Chipaside,hebeggedhimtopulldownsomeofthewoodworkwhichhadbeenputup,andtocutitintoacertainnumberofwoodenbars,ofwhichhegavehimthedimensions,withorderstoplacethemall,whenready,underahaystack,whichhepointedout。
Mr。Chipscrupledandhesitated,andbegantotalkofTHEDOCTOR。
Archerimmediatelybegantotalkofthebill,andthrowingdownaguineaandahalf,theconscientiouscarpenterpocketedthemoneydirectly,andmadehisbow。
Well,MasterArcher,saidhe,there’snorefusingyounothing。Youhavesuchawayoftalkingoneoutofit。Youmanagemejustlikeachild。
Ay,ay!saidArcher,knowingthathehadbeencheated,andyetproudofmanagingacarpenter,ay,ay!Iknowthewaytomanageeverybody。Letthethingsbereadyinanhour’stime,andhark’e!leaveyourtoolsbymistakebehindyou,andathousandoftwenty-pennynails。Asknoquestions,andkeepyourowncounsellikeawiseman。Offwithyou,andtakecareof’THEDOCTOR。’
Archers,Archers,totheArchers’tree!Followyourleader,criedhe,soundinghiswellknownwhistleasasignal。Hisfollowersgatheredroundhim,andhe,raisinghimselfuponthemountatthefootofthetree,countedhisnumbers,andthen,inavoicelowerthanusual,addressedthemthus:——Myfriends,isthereaGreybeardamongstus?Ifthereis,lethimwalkoffatonce,hehasmyfreeleave。Noonestirred。ThenweareallArchers,andwewillstandbyoneanother。
Joinhands,myfriends。Theyalljoinedhands。Promisemenottobetrayme,andIwillgoon。Iasknosecuritybutyourhonour。TheyallgavetheirhonourtobesecretandFAITHFUL,ashecalledit,andhewenton。Didyoueverhearofsuchathingasa’BARRINGOUT,’myfriends?Theyhadheardofsuchathing,buttheyhadonlyheardofit。
ArchergavethehistoryofaBarringOut,inwhichhehadbeenconcernedathisschool,inwhichtheboysstoodoutagainstthemaster,andgainedtheirpointatlast,whichwasaweek’smoreholidaysatEaster。*ButifWEshouldnotsucceed,saidthey,Dr。Middletonissosteady。henevergoesbackfromwhathehassaid。
Didyouevertrytopushhimback?Letusbesteadyandhe’lltremble。
Tyrantsalwaystremblewhen——
Oh,interruptedanumberofvoices。butheisnotatyrant——ishe?
Allschoolmastersaretyrants——arenotthey?repliedArcher。andisnotheaschoolmaster?
Tothislogictherewasnoanswer。but,stillreluctant,theyasked,WhattheyshouldGETbyaBarringOut?
Get!——everything!——whatwewant!——whichiseverythingtoladsofspirit——
victoryandliberty!Barhimouttillherepealshistyrannicallaw。
tillheletsusintoourowntheatreagain,ortillhetellsushis’GOOD
REASONS’againstit。
Butperhapshehasreasonsfornottellingus。
Impossible!criedArcher,that’sthewaywearealwaystobegovernedbyamaninawig,whosayshehasgoodreasons,andcan’ttellthem。
Areyoufools?Go!gobacktoDeGrey!IseeyouareallGreybeards。
Go!Whogoesfirst?NobodywouldgoFIRST。Iwillhavenothingtodowithye,ifyeareresolvedtobeslaves!Wewon’tbeslaves!theyallexclaimedatonce。Then,saidArcher,standoutintherightandbefree。
*[ThiscustomofBARRINGOUTwasverygeneralespeciallyinthenorthernpartsofEnglandduringthe17thand18thcenturies,andithasbeenfullydescribedbyBrandandotherantiquarianwriters。
Dr。JohnsonmentionsthatAddison,whileunderthetuitionofMr。Shaw,masteroftheLichfieldGrammarSchool,led,andsuccessfullyconducted,aplanforBARRINGOUThismaster。Adisorderlyprivilege,saysthedoctor,which,inhistime,prevailedintheprincipalseminariesofeducation。
IntheGentleman’sMagazineof1828,Dr。P。A。Nuttall,underthesignatureofII。A。N。,hasgivenaspiritedsketchofaBARRINGOUTattheOrmskirkGrammarSchool,whichhassincebeenrepublishedatlengththoughwithoutacknowledgment,bySirHenryEllis,inBohn’srecenteditionofBrand’sPopularAntiquities。Thisoperationtookplaceearlyinthepresentcentury,andisinterestingfromitsbeing,perhaps,thelastattemptonrecord,andalsofromthecircumstanceofthewriterhimselfhavingbeenoneofthejuvenileleadersinthedaringadventure,quorumparsmagnafuit,——Ed。]
THERIGHT。ItwouldhavetakenuptoomuchtimetoexaminewhatTHE
RIGHTwas。ArcherwasalwayssurethatTHERIGHTwaswhathispartychosetodo。thatis,whathechosetodohimself。andsuchistheinfluenceofnumbersuponeachother,inconqueringthefeelingsofshameandinconfusingthepowersofreasoning,thatinafewminutestherightwasforgotten,andeachsaidtohimself,Tobesure,Archerisaverycleverboy,andhecan’tbemistaken。or,tobesure,Townsendthinksso,andhewouldnotdoanythingtogetusintoascrape。or,tobesure,everybodywillagreetothisbutmyself,andIcan’tstandoutalone,tobepointedatasaGreybeardandaslave。Everybodythinksitisright,andeverybodycan’tbewrong。
Bysomeofthesearguments,whichpassedrapidlythroughthemindwithouthisbeingconsciousofthem,eachboydecided,anddeceivedhimself——whatnonewouldhavedonealone,nonescrupledtodoasaparty。Itwasdetermined,then,thatthereshouldbeaBarringOut。Thearrangementoftheaffairwaslefttotheirnewmanager,towhomtheyallpledgedimplicitobedience。Obedience,itseems,isnecessary,evenfromrebelstotheirringleaders。notreasonable,butimplicitobedience。
ScarcelyhadtheassemblyadjournedtotheBall-alley,whenFisher,withanimportantlengthofface,cameuptothemanager,anddesiredtospeakonewordtohim。Myadvicetoyou,Archer,is,todonothinginthistillwehaveconsulted,YOUKNOWWHO,aboutwhetherit’srightorwrong。
’YOUKNOWWHO!’Whomdoyoumean?Makehaste,anddon’tmakesomanyfaces,forI’minahurry。Whois’YOUKNOWWHO?’
Theoldwoman,saidFisher,gravely。thegipsy。
Youmayconsulttheoldwoman,saidArcher,burstingouta-laughing,aboutwhat’srightandwrong,ifyouplease。butnooldwomanshalldecideforme。
No。butyoudon’tTAKEme,saidFisher。youdon’tTAKEme。Byrightandwrong,Imeanluckyandunlucky。
Whatever_I_dowillbelucky,repliedArcher。Mygipsytoldyouthatalready。
Iknow,Iknow,saidFisher,andwhatshesaidaboutyourfriendsbeinglucky——thatwentagreatwaywithmany,addedhe,withasagaciousnodofhishead。IcantellyouTHAT——morethanyouthink。Doyouknow,saidhe,layingholdofArcher’sbutton,I’minthesecret。
Therearenineofushavecrookedourlittlefingersuponit,nottostirasteptillwegetheradvice。andshehasappointedmetomeetheraboutparticularbusinessofmyownateight。SoI’mtoconsultherandtobringheranswer。
Archerknewtoowellhowtogovernfools,toattempttoreasonwiththem。
and,insteadoflaughinganylongeratFisher’sridiculoussuperstition,hewasdeterminedtotakeadvantageofit。Heaffectedtobepersuadedofthewisdomofthemeasure。lookedathiswatch。urgedhimtobeexacttoamoment。conjuredhimtorememberexactlythewordsoftheoracle。
and,aboveallthings,todemandtheluckyhourandminutewhentheBarringOutshouldbegin。WiththeseinstructionsArcherputhiswatchintothesolemndupe’shand,andlefthimtocounttheseconds,tillthemomentofhisappointment,whilstheranoffhimselftopreparetheoracle。
Atalittlegatewhichlookedintoalane,throughwhichheguessedthatthegipsymustpass,hestationedhimself,sawher,gaveherhalfacrownandherinstructions,madehisescape,andgotbackunsuspectedtoFisher,whomhefoundintheattitudeinwhichhehadlefthim,watchingthemotionoftheminutehand。
Proudofhissecretcommission,Fisherslouchedhishat,heknewnotwhy,overhisface,andproceededtowardstheappointedspot。Tokeep,ashehadbeenchargedbyArcher,withintheletterofthelaw,hestoodBEHIND
theforbiddenbuilding,andwaitedsomeminutes。
Throughagapinthehedgetheoldwomanatlengthmadeherappearance,muffledup,andlookingcautiouslyabouther。There’snobodynearus!
saidFisher,andhebegantobealittleafraid。Whatanswer,saidhe,recollectinghimself,aboutmyLivy?
Lost!lost!lost!saidthegipsy,liftingupherhands。never,never,nevertobefound!Butnomatterforthatnow。thatisnotyourerrandto-night。notrickswithme。speaktomeofwhatisnextyourheart。
Fisher,astonished,puthishanduponhisheart,toldherallthatsheknewbefore,andreceivedtheanswersthatArcherhaddictated:ThattheArchersshouldbeluckyaslongastheystucktotheirmanager,andtooneanother。thattheBarringOutshouldendinwoe,ifnotbegunpreciselyastheclockshouldstrikenineonWednesdaynight。butifbeguninthatLUCKYmoment,andallobedienttotheirLUCKYleader,allshouldendwell。
Athought,aprovidentthought,nowstruckFisher。forevenhehadsomeforesightwherehisfavouritepassionwasconcerned。Pray,inourBarringOutshallwebestarved?
No,saidthegipsy,notifyoutrusttomeforfood,andifyougivememoneyenough。Silverwon’tdoforsomany。goldiswhatmustcrossmyhand。
Ihavenogold,saidFisher,andIdon’tknowwhatyoumeanby’somany。’I’monlytalkingofnumberone,youknow。Imusttakecareofthatfirst。
So,asFisherthoughtitwaspossiblethatArcher,cleverashewas,mightbedisappointedinhissupplies,hedeterminedtotakesecretmeasuresforhimself。HisAuntBarbara’sinterdictionhadshuthimoutoftheconfectioner’sshop。butheflatteredhimselfthathecouldoutwithisaunt。hethereforebeggedthegipsytoprocurehimtwelvebunsbyThursdaymorning,andbringthemsecretlytooneofthewindowsoftheschoolroom。
AsFisherdidnotproduceanymoneywhenhemadethisproposal,itwasatfirstabsolutelyrejected。butabribeatlengthconqueredhisdifficulties。andthebribewhichFisherfoundhimselfobligedtogive——
forhehadnopocketmoneyleftofhisown,hebeingasmuchRESTRICTED
inthatarticleasArcherwasINDULGED——thebribethathefoundhimselfobligedtogivetoquietthegipsywashalfacrown,whichArcherhadintrustedtohimtobuycandlesforthetheatre。Oh,thoughthetohimself。Archer’ssocarelessaboutmoney,hewillneverthinkofaskingmeforthehalf-crownagain。andnowhe’llwantnocandlesfortheTHEATRE。or,atanyrate,itwillbesometimefirst。andmaybe,AuntBarbaramaybegottogivemethatmuchatChristmas。then,iftheworstcomestotheworst,onecanpayArcher。Mymouthwatersforthebuns,andhave’emImustnow。
So,forthehopeoftwelvebuns,hesacrificedthemoneywhichhadbeenintrustedtohim。Thusthemeanestmotives,inmeanmindsoftenprompttothecommissionofthosegreatfaults,towhichoneshouldthinknothingbutsomeviolentpassioncouldhavetempted。
Theambassadorhavingthus,inhisopinion,concludedhisownandthepublicbusiness,returnedwellsatisfiedwiththeresult,afterreceivingthegipsy’sreiteratedpromisetotapTHREETIMESatthewindowonThursdaymorning。
ThedayappointedfortheBarringOutatlengtharrived。andArcher,assemblingtheconfederates,informedthem,thatallwaspreparedforcarryingtheirdesignintoexecution。thathenowdependedforsuccessupontheirpunctualityandcourage。Hehad,withinthelasttwohours,gotalltheirbarsreadytofastenthedoorsandwindowshuttersoftheschoolroom。hehad,withtheassistanceoftwoofthedayscholarswhowereoftheparty,sentintothetownforprovisions,athisownexpense,whichwouldmakeahandsomesupperforthatnight。hehadalsonegotiatedwithsomecousinsofhis,wholivedinthetown,foraconstantsupplyinfuture。Blessme,exclaimedArcher,suddenlystoppinginthisnarrationofhisservices,there’sonething,afterall,I’veforgot,weshallbeundonewithoutit。Fisher,praydidyoueverbuythecandlesfortheplayhouse?
No,tobesure,repliedFisher,extremelyfrightened。youknowyoudon’twantcandlesfortheplayhousenow。
Notfortheplayhouse,butfortheBarringOut。Weshallbeinthedark,man。Youmustrunthisminute,run。
Forcandles?saidFisher,confused。howmany?——whatsort?
Stupidity!exclaimedArcher,youareaprettyfellowatadeadlift!
Lendmeapencilandabitofpaper,do。I’llwritedownwhatIwantmyself!Well,whatareyoufumblingfor?
Formoney!saidFisher,colouring。
Money,man!Didn’tIgiveyouhalfacrowntheotherday?
Yes,repliedFisher,stammering。butIwasn’tsurethatthatmightbeenough。
Enough!yes,tobesureitwill。Idon’tknowwhatyouareAT。
Nothing,nothing,saidFisher,here,writeuponthis,then,saidFisher,puttingapieceofpaperintoArcher’shand,uponwhichArcherwrotehisorders。Away,away!criedhe。
AwaywentFisher。Hereturned。butnotuntilaconsiderabletimeafterwards。Theywereatsupperwhenhereturned。Fisheralwayscomesinatsupper-time,observedoneoftheGreybeards,carelessly。
Well,andwouldyouhavehimcomeinAFTERsupper-time?saidTownsend,whoalwayssuppliedhispartywithreadywit。
I’vegotthecandles,whisperedFisherashepassedbyArchertohisplace。
Andthetinder-box?saidArcher。
Yes。IgotbackfrommyAuntBarbaraunderpretencethatImuststudyforrepetitiondayanhourlaterto-night。SoIgotleave。Wasnotthatclever?
AduncealwaysthinksitclevertocheatevenbySOBERLIES。HowMr。
Fisherprocuredthecandlesandthetinderboxwithoutmoney,andwithoutcredit,weshalldiscoverfurtheron。
Archerandhisassociateshadagreedtostaythelastintheschoolroom。
andassoonastheGreybeardsweregoneouttobed,he,asthesignal,wastoshutandlockonedoor,Townsendtheother。Athirdconspiratorwastostrikealight,incasetheyshouldnotbeabletosecureacandle。Afourthwastotakechargeofthecandleassoonaslighted。
andalltherestweretoruntotheirbars,whichweresecretedinaroom。thentofixthemtothecommonfasteningbarsofthewindow,inthemannerinwhichtheyhadbeenpreviouslyinstructedbythemanager。Thuseachhadhispartassigned,andeachwaswarnedthatthesuccessofthewholedependedupontheirorderandpunctuality。
Orderandpunctuality,itappears,arenecessaryeveninaBarringOut。
andevenrebellionmusthaveitslaws。
Thelongexpectedmomentatlengtharrived。DeGreyandhisfriends,unconsciousofwhatwasgoingforward,walkedoutoftheschoolroomasusualatbedtime。Theclockbegantostrikenine。TherewasoneGreybeardleftintheroom,whowaspackingupsomeofhisbooks,whichhadbeenleftaboutbyaccident。Itisimpossibletodescribetheimpatiencewithwhichhewaswatched,especiallybyFisher,andtheninewhodependeduponthegipsyoracle。
Whenhehadgotallhisbookstogetherunderhisarm,heletoneofthemfall。andwhilsthestoopedtopickitup,Archergavethesignal。Thedoorswereshut,locked,anddouble-lockedinaninstant。Alightwasstruckandeachrantohispost。Thebarswereallinthesamemomentputuptothewindows,andArcher,whenhehadtriedthemall,andseenthattheyweresecure,gavealoudHuzza!——inwhichhewasjoinedbyallthepartymostmanfully——byallbutthepoorGreybeard,who,thepictureofastonishment,stoodstockstillinthemidstofthemwithhisbooksunderhisarm。atwhichspectacleTownsend,whoenjoyedtheFROLIC
ofthefraymorethananythingelse,burstintoanimmoderatefitoflaughter。So,mylittleGreybeard,saidhe,holdingacandlefullinhiseyes,whatthinkyouofallthis?——Howcameyouamongstthewickedones?
Idon’tknow,indeed,saidthelittleboy,verygravely:youshutmeupamongstyou。Won’tyouletmeout?
Letyouout!No,no,mylittleGreybeard,saidArcher,catchingholdofhim,anddragginghimtothewindowbars。Lookyehere——touchthese——
putyourhandtothem——pull,push,kick——putalittlespiritintoit,man——kicklikeanArcher,ifyoucan。awaywithye。It’sapitythatthekingoftheGreybeardsisnotheretoadmireme。Ishouldliketoshowhimourfortifications。Butcome,mymerrymenall,nowtothefeast。
Outwiththetableintothemiddleoftheroom。Goodcheer,myjollyArchers!I’myourmanager!
Townsend,delightedwiththebustle,rubbedhishands,andcaperedabouttheroom,whilstthepreparationsforthefeastwerehurriedforward。
Fourcandles!——Fourcandlesonthetable。Let’shavethingsinstylewhenweareaboutit,Mr。Manager,criedTownsend。Places!——Places!
There’snothinglikeafairscramble,myboys。Leteveryonetakecareofhimself。Hallo!Greybeard,I’veknockedGreybearddownhereinthescuffle。Getupagain,mylad,andseealittlelife。
No,no,criedFisher,hesha’n’tSUPwithus。
No,no,criedthemanager,heshan’tLIVEwithus。aGreybeardisnotfitcompanyforArchers。
No,no,criedTownsend,evilcommunicationcorruptsgoodmanners。
Sowithoneunanimoushisstheyhuntedthepoorlittlegentleboyintoacorner。andhavingpenthimupwithbenches,Fisheropenedhisbooksforhim,whichhethoughtthegreatestmortification,andsetupacandlebesidehim——There,nowhelookslikeaGreybeardasheis!criedthey。
Tellmewhat’stheLatinforcoldroastbeef?saidFisher,exultingly,andtheyreturnedtotheirfeast。
Longandloudtheyrevelled。Theyhadafewbottlesofcider。Givemethecorkscrew,thecidersha’n’tbekepttillit’ssour,criedTownsend,inanswertothemanager,who,whenhebeheldtheprovisionsvanishingwithsurprisingrapidity,begantofearforthemorrow。Hangto-
morrow!criedTownsend,letGreybeardsthinkofto-morrow。Mr。Manager,here’syourgoodhealth。
TheArchersallstoodupastheircupswerefilledtodrinkthehealthoftheirchiefwithauniversalcheer。Butatthemomentthatthecupswereattheirlips,andasArcherbowedtothankthecompany,asuddenshowerfromaboveastonishedthewholeassembly。Theylookedup,andbeheldtheroseofawatering-engine,whoselongneckappearedthroughatrapdoorintheceiling。Yourgoodhealth,Mr。Manager!saidavoice,whichwasknowntobethegardener’s。andinthemidstoftheirsurpriseanddismaythecandlesweresuddenlyextinguished。thetrap-doorshutdown。andtheywereleftinutterdarkness。
TheDEVIL!saidArcher。
Don’tswear,Mr。Manager,saidthesamevoicefromtheceiling,Iheareverywordyousay。
Mercyuponus!exclaimedFisher。Theclock,addedhe,whispering,musthavebeenwrong,forithadnotdonestrikingwhenwebegan。Only,youremember,Archer,ithadjustdonebeforeyouhaddonelockingyourdoor。
Holdyourtongue,blockhead!saidArcher。Well,boys!wereyeneverinthedarkbefore?Youarenotafraidofashowerofrain,Ihope。Isanybodydrowned?
No,saidthey,withafaintlaugh,butwhatshallwedohereinthedarkallnightlong,andalldayto-morrow?Wecan’tunbartheshutters。
It’sawonderNOBODYeverthoughtofthetrap-door!saidTownsend。
Thetrap-doorhadindeedescapedthemanager’sobservation。Asthehousewasnewtohim,andtheceilingbeingnewlywhite-washed,theopeningwasscarcelyperceptible。Vexedtobeout-generalled,andstillmorevexedtohaveitremarked,Archerpouredforthavolleyofincoherentexclamationsandreproachesagainstthosewhowerethussosoondiscouragedbyatrifle。andgropingforthetinder-box,heaskedifanythingcouldbeeasierthantostrikealightagain。*Thelightappeared。Butatthemomentthatitmadethetinder-boxvisible,anothershowerfromabove,aimed,andaimedexactly,atthetinder-box,drencheditwithwater,andrenderedittotallyunfitforfurtherservice。Archerinafurydashedittotheground。Andnowforthefirsttimehefeltwhatitwastobetheunsuccessfulheadofaparty。Heheardinhisturnthemurmursofadiscontented,changeablepopulace。andrecollectingallhisbarsandbolts,andingeniouscontrivances,hewasmoreprovokedattheirblaminghimforthisoneonlyoversightthanhewasgrievedatthedisasteritself。
*Lucifermatcheswerethenunknown——Ed。
Oh,myhairisallwet!criedone,dolefully。
Wringit,then,saidArcher。
Myhand’scutwithyourbrokenglass,criedanother。
Glass!criedathird。mercy!istherebrokenglass?andit’sallabout,Isuppose,amongstthesupper。andIhadbutonebitofbreadallthetime。
Bread!criedArcher。eatifyouwantit。Here’sapiecehere,andnoglassnearit。
It’sallwet,andIdon’tlikedrybreadbyitself。that’snofeast。
Heigh-day!What,nothingbutmoaningandgrumbling!IfthesearethejoysofaBarringOut,criedTownsend,I’dratherbesnuginmybed。I
expectedthatweshouldhavesatuptilltwelveo’clock,talking,andlaughing,andsinging。
Soyoumaystill。whathindersyou?saidArcher。Sing,andwe’lljoinyou,andIshouldbegladthosefellowsoverheadheardussinging。
Begin,Townsend——
’Comenow,allyesocialPowers,Spreadyourinfluenceo’erus’——
Orelse——
’Rule,Britannia!Britanniarulesthewaves!
Britonsneverwillbeslaves。’
Nothingcanbemoremelancholythanforcedmerriment。Invaintheyroaredinchorus。Invaintheytriedtoappeargay。Itwouldnotdo。
Thevoicesdiedaway,anddroppedoffonebyone。Theyhadeachprovidedhimselfwithagreat-coattosleepupon。butnow,inthedark,therewasapeevishscramblingcontestforthecoats,andhalfthecompany,inverybadhumour,stretchedthemselvesuponthebenchesforthenight。
Thereisgreatpleasureinbearinganythingthathastheappearanceofhardshipaslongasthereisanyglorytobeacquiredbyit:butwhenpeoplefeelthemselvesfoiled,thereisnofurtherpleasureinendurance。
andif,intheirmisfortune,thereisanymixtureoftheridiculous,themotivesforheroismareimmediatelydestroyed。Dr。Middletonhadprobablyconsideredthisinthechoicehemadeofhisfirstattack。
Archer,whohadspentthenightasamanwhohadthecaresofgovernmentuponhisshoulders,roseearlyinthemorning,whilsteverybodyelsewasfastasleep。Inthenighthehadresolvedtheaffairofthetrap-door,andanewdangerhadalarmedhim。Itwaspossiblethattheenemymightdescenduponthemthroughthetrap-door。Theroomhadbeenbuilthightoadmitafreecirculationofair。Itwastwentyfeet,sothatitwasinvaintothinkofreachingtothetrap-door。
Assoonasthedaylightappeared,Archerrosesoftly,thathemightRECONNOITRE,anddevisesomemethodofguardingagainstthisnewdanger。
Luckilytherewereroundholesinthetopofthewindow-shutters,whichadmittedsufficientlightforhimtoworkby。Theremainsofthesoakedfeast,wetcandles,andbrokenglassspreadoverthetableinthemiddleoftheroom,lookedratherdismalthismorning。
’AprettysetoffellowsIhavetomanage!saidArcher,contemplatingthegroupofsleepersbeforehim。Itiswelltheyhavesomebodytothinkforthem。NowifIwanted——which,thankgoodness,Idon’t——butifIdidwanttocallacabinetcounciltomyassistance,whomcouldIpitchupon?notthisstupidsnorer,whoisdreamingofgipsies,ifheisdreamingofanything,continuedArcher,ashelookedintoFisher’sopenmouth。Thisnextchapisquickenough。but,then,heissofondofhavingeverythinghisownway。Andthiscurlpatedmonkey,whoisgrinninginhissleep,isalltongueandnobrains。Herearebrains,thoughnobodywouldthinkit,inthislump,saidhe,lookingatafat,rolledup,heavybreathingsleeper。butwhatsignifybrainstosuchalazydog?ImightkickhimformyfootballthishalfhourbeforeI
shouldgethimawake。Thislankjawedharlequinbesidehimisahandyfellow,tobesure。but,then,ifhehashands,hehasnohead——andhe’dbeafraidofhisownshadowtoo,bythislight,heissuchacoward!AndTownsend,why,hehaspunsinplenty。but,whenthere’sanyworktobedone,he’stheworstfellowtobenearoneintheworld——hecandonothingbutlaughathisownpuns。Thispoorlittlefellowthatwehuntedintothecornerhasmoresensethanallofthemputtogether。butthenheisaGreybeard。
Thusspeculatedthechiefofapartyuponhissleepingfriends。Andhowdidithappenthatheshouldbesoambitioustopleaseandgovernthisset,when,foreachindividualofwhichitwascomposed,hefeltsuchsupremecontempt?HehadformedthemintoaPARTY,hadgiventhemaname,andhewasattheirhead。Ifthesebenotgoodreasons,nonebettercanbeassignedforArcher’sconduct。
Iwishyecouldallsleepon,saidhe。butImustwakenye,thoughyouwillbeonlyinmyway。Thesoundofmyhammeringmustwakenthem。soI
mayaswelldothethinghandsomely,andflattersomeofthembypretendingtoasktheiradvice。
Accordingly,hepulledtwoorthreetowakenthem。Come,Townsend,waken,myboy!Here’ssomediversionforyou——up!up!
Diversion!criedTownsend。I’myourman!I’mup——UPTOANYTHING。
So,underthenameofDIVERSION,ArchersetTownsendtoworkatfouro’clockinthemorning。Theyhadnails,afewtools,andseveralspars,stillleftfromthewreckoftheplayhouse。These,byArcher’sdirections,theysharpenedatoneend,andnailedthemtotheendsofseveralforms。
Allhandswerenowcalledtoclearawaythesupperthings,toerecttheseformsperpendicularlyunderthetrap-door。andwiththeassistanceofafewbraces,achevaux-de-frisewasformed,uponwhichnobodycouldventuretodescend。Atthefarthestendoftheroomtheylikewiseformedapenthouseofthetables,underwhichtheyproposedtobreakfast,securefromthepeltingstorm,ifitshouldagainassailthemthroughthetrap-
door。Theycrowdedunderthepenthouseassoonasitwasready,andtheiradmirationofitsingenuitypaidtheworkmenforthejob。
Lord!Ishallliketoseethegardener’sphizthroughthetrap-door,whenhebeholdsthespikesunderhim!criedTownsend。Nowforbreakfast!
Ay,nowforbreakfast,saidArcher,lookingathiswatch。pasteighto’clock,andmytownboysnotcome!Idon’tunderstandthis!
Archerhadexpectedaconstantsupplyofprovisionsfromtwoboyswholivedinthetown,whowerecousinsofhis,andwhohadpromisedtocomeeveryday,andputfoodinatacertainholeinthewall,inwhichaventilatorusuallyturned。ThisventilatorArcherhadtakendown,andhadcontriveditsothatitcouldbeeasilyremovedandreplacedatpleasure。but,uponexamination,itwasnowperceivedthattheholehadbeennewlystoppedupbyanironback,whichitwasimpossibletopenetrateorremove。
Itnevercameintomyheadthatanybodywouldeverhavethoughtoftheventilatorbutmyself!exclaimedArcher,ingreatperplexity。Helistenedandwaitedforhiscousins。butnocousinscame,andatalatehourthecompanywereobligedtobreakfastuponthescatteredfragmentsofthelastnight’sfeast。Thatfeasthadbeenspreadwithsuchimprudentprofusion,thatlittlenowremainedtosatisfythehungryguests。
Archer,whowellknewtheeffectwhichtheapprehensionofascarcitywouldhaveuponhisassociates,dideverythingthatcouldbedonebyaboldcountenanceandreiteratedassertionstopersuadethemthathiscousinswouldcertainlycomeatlastandthatthesupplieswereonlydelayed。Thedelay,however,wasalarming。
Fisheraloneheardthemanager’scalculationsandsawthepublicfearsunmoved。Secretlyrejoicinginhisownwisdom,hewalkedfromwindowtowindow,slilylisteningforthegipsy’ssignal。Thereitis!criedhewithmorejoysparklinginhiseyesthanhadeverenlightenedthembefore。Comethisway,Archer。butdon’ttellanybody。Hark!doyehearthosethreetapsatthewindow?Thisistheoldwomanwithtwelvebunsforme。I’llgiveyouonewholeoneforyourself,ifyouwillunbarthewindowforme。
Unbarthewindow!interruptedArcher。no,thatIwon’t,foryouorthegipsyeither。butIhaveheardenoughtogetyourbunswithoutthat。Butstay。thereissomethingofmoreconsequencethanyourtwelvebuns。I
mustthinkforyeall,Isee,regularly。
Sohesummonedacouncil,andproposedthateveryoneshouldsubscribe,andtrustthesubscriptiontothegipsy,topurchaseafreshsupplyofprovisions。Archerlaiddownaguineaofhisownmoneyforhissubscription。atwhichsightallthecompanyclappedtheirhands,andhispopularityrosetoahighpitchwiththeirrenewedhopesofplenty。Now,havingmadealistoftheirwants,theyfoldedthemoneyinthepaper,putitintoabag,whichArchertiedtoalongstring,and,havingbrokenthepaneofglassbehindtheroundholeinthewindow-shutter,heletdownthebagtothegipsy。Shepromisedtobepunctual,andhavingfilledthebagwithFisher’stwelvebuns,theyweredrawnupintriumph,andeverybodyanticipatedthepleasurewithwhichtheyshouldseethesamebagdrawnupatdinner-time。Thebunswerealittlesqueezedinbeingdrawnthroughtheholeinthewindow-shutter。butArcherimmediatelysawedoutapieceoftheshutter,andbrokethecorrespondingpanesineachoftheotherwindows,topreventsuspicion,andtomakeitappearthattheyhadallbeenbrokentoadmitair。
Whatapitythatsomuchingenuityshouldhavebeenemployedtonopurpose!
ItmayhavesurprisedtheintelligentreaderthatthegipsywassopunctualtoherpromisetoFisher,butwemustrecollectthatherapparentintegritywasonlycunning。shewaspunctualthatshemightbeemployedagain,thatshemightbeintrustedwiththecontributionwhich,sheforesaw,mustberaisedamongstthefamishinggarrison。Nosoonerhadshereceivedthemoneythanherendwasgained。
Dinner-timecame。itstruckthree,four,five,six。Theylistenedwithhungryears,butnosignalwasheard。Themorninghadbeenverylong,andArcherhadinvaintriedtodissuadethemfromdevouringtheremainderoftheprovisionsbeforetheyweresureofafreshsupply。Andnowthosewhohadbeenthemostconfidentwerethemostimpatientoftheirdisappointment。
Archer,inthedivisionofthefood,hadattempted,bythemostscrupulousexactness,tocontentthepublic,andhewasbothastonishedandprovokedtoperceivethathisimpartialitywasimpeached。Sodifferentlydopeoplejudgeindifferentsituations!Hewasthefirstpersontoaccusehismasterofinjustice,andtheleastcapableofbearingsuchanimputationuponhimselffromothers。Henowexperiencedsomeofthejoysofpower,andthedelightofmanagingunreasonablenumbers。
HavenotIdoneeverythingIcouldtopleaseyou?HavenotIspentmymoneytobuyyoufood?HavenotIdividedthelastmorselwithyou?I
havenottastedonemouthfultoday!DidnotIsettoworkforyouatsunrise?DidnotIlieawakeallnightforyou?HavenotIhadallthelabour,andalltheanxiety?LookroundandseeMYcontrivances,MY
work,MYgenerosity!And,afterall,youthinkmeatyrant,becauseI
wantyoutohavecommonsense。IsnotthisbunwhichIholdinmyhandmyown?DidnotIearnitbymyowningenuityfromthatselfishdunce
pointingtoFisher,whocouldneverhavegottenoneofhistwelvebuns,ifIhadnotshownhimhow?Elevenofthemhehaseatensincemorningforhisownshare,withoutofferinganyoneamorsel。butIscorntoeatevenwhatisjustlymyown,whenIseesomanyhungrycreatureslongingforit。Iwasnotgoingtotouchthislastmorselmyself。I
onlybeggedyoutokeepittillsupper-time,whenperhapsyou’llwantitmore,andTownsend,whocan’tbeartheslightestthingthatcrosseshisownwhims,andwhothinksthere’snothinginthisworldtobemindedbuthisowndiversion,callsmeaTYRANT。Youallofyoupromisedtoobeyme。ThefirstthingIaskyoutodoforyourowngood,andwhen,ifyouhadcommonsense,youmustknowIcanwantnothingbutyourgood,yourebelagainstme。Traitors!fools!ungratefulfools!
Archerwalkedupanddown,unabletocommandhisemotion,whilst,forthemoment,thediscontentedmultitudewassilenced。
Here,saidhe,strikinghishanduponthelittleboy’sshoulder,here’stheonlyoneamongstyouwhohasnotutteredonewordofreproachorcomplaint,andhehashadbutonebitofbread——abitthatIgavehimmyselfthisday。Here!saidhe,snatchingthebun,whichnobodyhaddaredtotouch,takeit——it’smine——Igiveittoyou,thoughyouareaGreybeard。youdeserveit。Eatit,andbeanArcher。Youshallbemycaptain。willyou?saidhe,liftinghimupinhisarmabovetherest。
Ilikeyounow,saidthelittleboy,courageously。butIloveDeGreybetter。hehasalwaysbeenmyfriend,andheadvisedmenevertocallmyselfanyofthosenames,ArcherorGreybeard。soIwon’t。ThoughIamshutinhere,Ihavenothingtodowithit。IloveDr。Middleton。hewasneverunjusttoME,andIdaresaythathehasverygoodreasons,asDeGreysaid,forforbiddingustogointothathouse。Besides,it’shisown。
Insteadofadmiringthegoodsenseandsteadinessofthislittlelad,ArchersufferedTownsendtosnatchtheuntastedbunoutofhishands。Heflungitataholeinthewindow,butitfellback。TheArchersscrambledforit,andFisherateit。
Archersawthis,andwassensiblethathehadnotdonehandsomelyinsufferingit。Afewmomentsagohehadadmiredhisowngenerosity,andthoughhehadfelttheinjusticeofothers,hehadnotaccusedhimselfofany。Heturnedawayfromthelittleboy,andsittingdownatoneendofthetable,hidhisfaceinhishands。Hecontinuedimmovableinthispostureforsometime。
Lord!saidTownsend。itwasanexcellentjoke!
Pooh!saidFisher。whatafool,tothinksomuchaboutabun!
Nevermind,Mr。Archer,ifyouarethinkingaboutme,saidthelittleboy,tryinggentlytopullhishandsfromhisface。
Archerstoopeddown,andliftedhimupuponthetable,atwhichsightthepartisanssetupageneralhiss。Hehasforsakenus!Hedesertshisparty!HewantstobeaGreybeard!Afterhehasgotusallintothisscrape,hewillleaveus!
Iamnotgoingtoleaveyou,criedArcher。Nooneshalleveraccusemeofdesertingmyparty。I’llstickbytheArchers,rightorwrong,I
tellyou,tothelastmoment。Butthislittlefellow——takeitasyouplease,mutinyifyouwill,andthrowmeoutofthewindow。Callmetraitor!coward!Greybeard!——thislittlefellowisworthyouallputtogether,andI’llstandbyhimagainstanyonewhodarestolayafingeruponhim。andthenextmorseloffoodthatIseeshallbehis。Touchhimwhodares!
ThecommandingairwithwhichArcherspokeandlooked,andthebeliefthatthelittleboydeservedhisprotection,silencedthecrowd。Butthestormwasonlyhushed。
Nosoundofmerrimentwasnowtobeheard——nobattledoreandshuttlecock——
noball,nomarbles。Somesatinacorner,whisperingtheirwishesthatArcherwouldunbarthedoors,andgiveup。Others,stretchingtheirarms,andgapingastheysaunteredupanddowntheroom,wishedforair,orfood,orwater。Fisherandhisnine,whohadsuchfirmdependenceuponthegipsy,nowgavethemselvesuptoutterdespair。Itwaseighto’clock,growingdarkeranddarkereveryminute,andnocandles,nolightcouldtheyhave。Theprospectofanotherlongdarknightmadethemstillmorediscontented。
Townsend,attheheadoftheyawners,andFisher,attheheadofthehungrymalcontents,gatheredroundArcherandthefewyetunconqueredspirits,demandingHowlonghemeanttokeeptheminthisdarkdungeon?
andwhetherheexpectedthattheyshouldstarvethemselvesforhissake?
TheideaofGIVINGUPwasmoreintolerabletoArcherthanalltherest。
Hesawthatthemajority,hisownconvincingargument,wasagainsthim。
Hewasthereforeobligedtocondescendtotheartsofpersuasion。Heflatteredsomewithhopesoffoodfromthetownboys。Someheremindedoftheirpromises。othershepraisedforformerprowess。andothersheshamedbytherepetitionoftheirhighvauntsinthebeginningofthebusiness。
ItwasatlengthresolvedthatatalleventstheyWOULDHOLDOUT。Withthisdeterminationtheystretchedthemselvesagaintosleep,forthesecondnight,inweakandwearyobstinacy。
Archersleptlongerandmoresoundlythanusualthenextmorning,andwhenheawoke,hefoundhishandstiedbehindhim!Threeorfourboyshadjustgotholdofhisfeet,whichtheypresseddown,whilstthetremblinghandsofFisherwerefasteningthecordroundthem。
Withalltheforcewhichragecouldinspire,ArcherstruggledandroaredtoHISARCHERS!——hisfriends,hisparty——forhelpagainstthetraitors。
Butallkeptaloof。Townsend,inparticular,stoodlaughingandlookingon。Ibegyourpardon,Archer,butreallyyoulooksodroll。Allaliveandkicking!Don’tbeangry。I’msoweak,Icannothelplaughingtoday。
Thepackthreadcracked。Hishandsarefree!He’sloose!criedtheleastoftheboys,andranaway,whilstArcherleapedup,andseizingholdofFisherwithapowerfulgrasp,sternlydemandedWhathemeantbythis?
Askmyparty,saidFisher,terrified。theysetmeon。askmyparty。
Yourparty!criedArcher,withalookofineffablecontempt。youreptile!——YOURparty?CansuchathingasYOUhaveaparty?
Tobesure!saidFisher,settlinghiscollar,whichArcherinhissurprisehadletgo。tobesure!Whynot?Anymanwhochoosesitmayhaveapartyaswellasyourself,Isuppose。IhavenineFishermen。
Atthesewords,spokenwithmuchsullenimportance,Archer,inspiteofhisvexation,couldnothelplaughing。Fishermen!criedhe,FISHERMEN!
AndwhynotFishermenaswellasArchers?criedthey。Onepartyisjustasgoodasanother。itisonlyaquestionwhichcangettheupperhand。andwehadyourhandstiedjustnow。
That’sright,Townsend,saidArcher,laughon,myboy!Friendorfoe,it’sallthesametoyou。Iknowhowtovalueyourfriendshipnow。Youareamightygoodfellowwhenthesunshines。butletastormcome,andhowyouslinkaway!
Atthisinstant,ArcherfeltthedifferencebetweenAGOODCOMPANIONandagoodfriend,adifferencewhichsomepeopledonotdiscovertilllateinlife。
HaveInofriend?——norealfriendamongstyouall?Andcouldyestandby,andseemyhandstiedbehindmelikeathief’s?Whatsignifiessuchaparty——allmute?
Wewantsomethingtoeat,answeredtheFishermen。WhatsignifiesSUCH
aparty,indeed?andSUCHamanager,whocandonothingforone?
Andhave_I_donenothing?
Don’tlet’shearanymoreprosing,saidFisher。wearetoomanyforyou。I’veadvisedmyparty,ifthey’veamindnottobestarved,togiveyouupfortheringleader,asyouwere。andDr。Middletonwillnotletusalloff,Idaresay。So,dependinguponthesullensilenceoftheassembly,heagainapproachedArcherwithacord。AcryofNo,no,no!
Don’ttiehim,wasfeeblyraised。
Archerstoodstill,butthemomentFishertouchedhimheknockedhimdowntotheground,andturningtotherest,witheyessparklingwithindignation,Archers!criedhe。Avoiceatthisinstantwasheardatthedoor。ItwasDeGrey’svoice。Ihavegotalargebasketofprovisionsforyourbreakfast。Ageneralshoutofjoywassentforthbythevoraciouspublic。Breakfast!Provisions!Alargebasket!DeGreyforever!Huzza!
DeGreypromised,uponhishonour,thatifhewouldunbarthedoornobodyshouldcomeinwithhim,andnoadvantageshouldbetakenofthem。ThispromisewasenoughevenforArcher。Iwilllethimin,saidhe,myself。forI’msurehe’llneverbreakhisword。Hepulledawaythebar。thedooropened,andhavingbargainedforthelibertyofMelson,thelittleboy,whohadbeenshutinbymistake,DeGreyenteredwithhisbasketofprovisions,whenhelockedandbarredthedoorinstantly。
Joyandgratitudesparkledineveryfacewhenheunpackedhisbasket,andspreadthetablewithaplentifulbreakfast。Ahundredquestionswereaskedhimatonce。Eatfirst,saidhe,andwewilltalkafterwards。
Thisbusinesswasquicklydespatchedbythosewhohadnottastedfoodforalongwhile。Theircuriosityincreasedastheirhungerdiminished。
Whosentusbreakfast?DoesDr。Middletonknow?werequestionsreiteratedfromeverymouth。
Hedoesknow,answeredDeGrey。andthefirstthingIhavetotellyouis,thatIamyourfellow-prisoner。Iamtostayheretillyougiveup。
ThiswastheonlyconditiononwhichDr。Middletonwouldallowmetobringyoufood,andhewillallownomore。
Everyonelookedattheemptybasket。ButArcher,inwhomhalfvanquishedpartyspiritrevivedwiththestrengthhehadgotfromhisbreakfast,brokeintoexclamationsinpraiseofDeGrey’smagnanimity,ashenowimaginedthatDeGreyhadbecomeoneofthemselves。
Andyouwilljoinus,willyou?That’sanoblefellow!
No,answeredDeGrey,calmly。butIhopetopersuade,orrathertoconvinceyou,thatyououghttojoinme。
Youwouldhavefounditnohardtasktohavepersuadedorconvincedus,whicheveryoupleased,saidTownsend,ifyouhadappealedtoArchersfasting。butArchersfeastingarequiteotheranimals。EvenCaesarhimself,afterbreakfast,isquiteanotherthing!addedhe,pointingtoArcher。
Youmayspeakforyourself,Mr。Townsend,repliedtheinsultedhero,butnotforme,orforArchersingeneral,ifyouplease。WeunbarredthedooruponthefaithofDeGrey’spromise——THATwasnotgivingup。
Anditwouldhavebeenjustasdifficult,Ipromiseyou,topersuadeorconvincemeeitherthatIshouldgiveupagainstmyhonourbeforebreakfastasafter。
Thisspiritedspeechwasapplaudedbymany,whohadnowforgottenthefeelingsoffamine。NotsoFisher,whosememorywasuponthisoccasionverydistinct。
Whatnonsense,andtheoratorpausedforasynonymousexpression,butnonewasathand。Whatnonsenseand——nonsenseishere!Why,don’tyourememberthatdinner-time,andsupper-timeandbreakfast-timewillcomeagain?Sowhatsignifiesmouthingaboutpersuadingandconvincing?Wewillnotgothroughagainwhatwedidyesterday!Honourmenohonour。I
don’tunderstandit。I’dratherbefloggedatonce,asIhavebeenmany’sthegoodtimeforalessthing。Isay,we’dbetterallbefloggedatonce,whichmustbetheendofitsoonerorlater,thanwaitheretobewithoutdinner,breakfast,andsupper,allonlybecauseMr。Archerwon’tgiveupbecauseofhishonourandnonsense!
ManyprudentfacesamongsttheFishermenseemedtodeliberateatthecloseofthisoration,inwhichtheargumentswerebroughtsohometoeachman’sbusinessandbosom。
But,saidDeGrey,whenweyield,Ihopeitwillnotbemerelytogetourdinner,gentlemen。Whenweyield,Archer——
Don’taddressyourselftome,interruptedArcher,strugglingwithhispride。youhavenofurtheroccasiontotrytowinme。Ihavenopower,noparty,yousee!AndnowIfindthatIhavenofriends,Idon’tcarewhatbecomesofmyself。IsupposeI’mtobegivenupasaringleader。
Here’sthisFisher,andapartyofhisFishermen,weregoingtotiemehandandfoot,ifIhadnotknockedhimdown,justasyoucametothedoor,DeGrey。andnowperhapsyouwilljoinFisher’spartyagainstme。
DeGreywasgoingtoassurehimthathehadnointentionofjoininganyparty,whenasuddenchangeappearedonArcher’scountenance。Silence!
criedArcher,inanimperioustone,andtherewassilence。Someonewasheardtowhistlethebeginningofatune,thatwasperfectlynewtoeverybodypresent,excepttoArcher,whoimmediatelywhistledtheconclusion。There!criedhe,lookingatDeGrey,withtriumph。that’samethodofholdingsecretcorrespondencewhilstaprisoner,whichI
learnedfrom’RichardCoeurdeLion。’Iknowhowtomakeuseofeverything。Hallo!friend!areyouthereatlast?criedhe,goingtotheventilator。
Yes,butwearebarredouthere。
Roundtothewindowthen,andfillourbag。We’llletitdown,mylad,inatrice。barmeoutwhocan!
Archerletdownthebagwithalltheexpeditionofjoy,anditwasfilledwithalltheexpeditionoffear。Pullaway!makehaste,forHeaven’ssake!saidthevoicefromwithout。thegardenerwillcomefromdinner,else,andweshallbecaught。Hemountedguardallyesterdayattheventilator。andthoughIwatchedandwatchedtillitwasdarkerthanpitch,Icouldnotgetnearyou。Idon’tknowwhathastakenhimoutofthewaynow。Makehaste,pullaway!Theheavybagwassoonpulledup。
Haveyouanymore?saidArcher。
Yes,plenty。Letdownquick!I’vegotthetailor’sbagfull,whichisthreetimesaslargeasyours,andI’vechangedclotheswiththetailor’sboy。sonobodytooknoticeofmeasIcamedownthestreet。
There’smyowncousin!exclaimedArcher,there’sanoblefellow!
there’smyowncousin,Iacknowledge。Fillthebag,then。Severaltimesthebagdescendedandascended。andateveryunladingofthecrane,freshacclamationswereheard。
Ihavenomore!atlengththeboywiththetailor’sbagcried。
Offwithyou,then。we’veenough,andthankyou。
Adelightfulreviewwasnowmadeoftheirtreasure。Busyhandsarrangedandsortedtheheterogeneousmass。Archer,intheheightofhisglory,lookedon,theacknowledgedmasterofthewhole。Townsend,who,inhisprosperityasinadversity,sawandenjoyedthecomicfoiblesofhisfriends,pushedDeGrey,whowaslookingonwithamoregood-naturedandmorethoughtfulair。Friend,saidhe,youlooklikeagreatphilosopher,andArcheragreathero。
Andyou,Townsend,saidArcher,maylooklikeawit,ifyouwill。butyouwillneverbeahero。
No,no,repliedTownsend。witswereneverheroes,becausetheyarewits。Youareoutofyourwits,andthereforemaysetupforahero。
Laugh,andwelcome。I’mnotatyrant。Idon’twanttorestrainanybody’swit。butIcannotsayIadmirepuns。
NorI,either,saidthetimeservingFisher,sidlinguptothemanager,andpickingtheiceoffapieceofplum-cake,norIeither。Ihatepuns。
IcanneverunderstandTownsend’sPUNS。Besides,anybodycanmakepuns。
andonedoesn’twantwit,either,atalltimes。forinstance,whenoneisgoingtosettleaboutdinner,orbusinessofconsequence。Blessusall,Archer!continuedhe,withsuddenfamiliarity。WHATASIGHTOFGOOD
THINGSAREHERE!I’msurewearemuchobligedtoyouandyourcousin。I
neverthoughthe’dhavecome。Why,nowwecanholdoutaslongasyouplease。Letussee,saidhe,dividingtheprovisionsuponthetable。
wecanholdoutto-day,andallto-morrow,andpartofnextday,maybe。
Why,nowwemaydefythedoctorandtheGreybeards。Thedoctorwillsurelygiveuptous。for,yousee,heknowsnothingofallthis,andhe’llthinkwearestarvingallthiswhile。andhe’dbeafraid,yousee,toletusstarvequite,inreality,forthreewholedays,becauseofwhatwouldbesaidinthetown。MyAuntBarbara,forone,wouldbeATHIM
longbeforethattimewasout。andbesides,youknow,inthatcase,he’dbehangedformurder,whichisquiteanotherthing,inlaw,fromaBARRINGOUT,youknow。
Archerhadnotgiventothisharanguealltheattentionwhichitdeserved,forhiseyewasfixeduponDeGrey。WhatisDeGreythinkingof?heasked,impatiently。
Iamthinking,saidDeGrey,thatDr。MiddletonmustbelievethatI
havebetrayedhisconfidenceinme。Thegardenerwasorderedawayfromhiswatch-postforonehalf-hourwhenIwasadmitted。Thishalf-hourthegardenerhasmadenearlyahour。IneverwouldhavecomenearyouifI
hadforeseenallthis。Dr。Middletontrustedme,andnowhewillrepentofhisconfidenceinme。
DeGrey!criedArcher,withenergy,heshallnotrepentofhisconfidenceinyou——norshallyourepentofcomingamongstus。Youshallfindthatwehavesomehonouraswellasyourself,andIwilltakecareofyourhonourasifitweremyOWN!
Hey-day!interruptedTownsend。areheroesallowedtochangesides,pray?AnddoesthechiefoftheArchersstandtalkingsentimenttothechiefoftheGreybeards?Inthemiddleofhisownpartytoo!
Party!repeatedArcher,disdainfully。Ihavedonewithparties!Iseewhatpartiesaremadeof!Ihavefeltthewantofafriend,andIamdeterminedtomakeoneifIcan。
Thatyoumaydo,saidDeGrey,stretchingouthishand。
Unbarthedoors!unbarthewindows!exclaimedArcher。Awaywithallthesethings!IgiveupforDeGrey’ssake。Heshallnotlosehiscreditonmyaccount。
No,saidDeGrey,youshallnotgiveupformysake。
Well,then,I’llgiveuptodowhatisHONOURABLE,saidArcher。
WhynottodowhatisREASONABLE?saidDeGrey。
REASONABLE!Oh,thefirstthingthatamanofspiritshouldthinkofis,whatisHONOURABLE。
ButhowwillhefindoutWHATIShonourable,unlesshecanreason?
repliedDeGrey。
Oh,saidArcher,hisownfeelingsalwaystellhimwhatishonourable。
HavenotYOURFEELINGS,askedDeGrey,changedwithinthesefewhours?
Yes,withcircumstances,repliedArcher。butrightorwrong,aslongasIthinkithonourabletodosoandso,I’msatisfied。
Butyoucannotthinkanythinghonourable,orthecontrary,observedDeGrey,withoutreasoning。andastowhatyoucallfeeling,it’sonlyaquicksortofreasoning。
Thequicker,thebetter,saidArcher。
Perhapsnot,saidDeGrey。Weareapttoreasonbestwhenwearenotinquitesogreatahurry。
But,saidArcher,wehavenotalwaystimeenoughtoreasonATFIRST。
Youmust,however,acknowledge,repliedDeGrey,smiling,thatnomanbutafoolthinksithonourabletobeinthewrongATLAST。Isitnot,therefore,besttobeginbyreasoningtofindouttherightATFIRST?
Tobesure,saidArcher。
Anddidyoureasonwithyourselfatfirst?AnddidyoufindoutthatitwasrighttobarDr。Middletonoutofhisownschoolroom,becausehedesiredyounottogointooneofhisownhouses?
No,repliedArcher。butIshouldneverhavethoughtofheadingaBarringOut,ifhehadnotshownpartiality。andifyouhadflownintoapassionwithmeopenlyatonceforpullingdownyourscenery,whichwouldhavebeenquitenatural,andnothavegoneslilyandforbidusthehouseoutofrevenge,therewouldhavebeennoneofthiswork。
Why,saidDeGrey,shouldyoususpectmeofsuchameanaction,whenyouhaveneverseenorknownmedoanythingmean,andwheninthisinstanceyouhavenoproofs?
Willyougivemeyourwordandhonournow,DeGrey,beforeeverybodyhere,thatyoudidnotdowhatIsuspected?
Idoassureyou,uponmyhonour,Inever,indirectly,spoketoDr。
Middletonabouttheplayhouse。
Then,saidArcher,I’masgladasifIhadfoundathousandpounds!
Nowyouaremyfriendindeed。
AndDr。Middleton——whyshouldyoususpecthimwithoutreasonanymorethanme?
Astothat,saidArcher,heisyourfriend,andyouarerighttodefendhim。andIwon’tsayanotherwordagainsthim。Willthatsatisfyyou?
Notquite。
Notquite!Then,indeedyouareunreasonable!
No,repliedDeGrey。forIdon’twishyoutoyieldoutoffriendshiptome,anymorethantohonour。Ifyouyieldtoreason,youwillbegovernedbyreasonanothertime。
Well。butthendon’ttriumphoverme,becauseyouhavethebestsideoftheargument。
NotI!HowcanI?saidDeGrey。fornowyouareonTHEBESTSIDEaswellasmyself,arenotyou?Sowemaytriumphtogether。
Youareagoodfriend!saidArcher。andwithgreateagernesshepulleddownthefortifications,whilsteveryhandassisted。Theroomwasrestoredtoorderinafewminutes——theshutterswerethrownopen,thecheerfullightletin。Thewindowswerethrownup,andthefirstfeelingofthefreshairwasdelightful。Thegreenplaygoundopenedbeforethem,andthehopesofexerciseandlibertybrightenedthecountenancesofthesevoluntaryprisoners。
But,alas!theywerenotyetatliberty。TheideaofDr。Middleton,andthedreadofhisvengeance,smotetheirhearts。Whentherebelshadsentanambassadorwiththeirsurrender,theystoodinpaleandsilentsuspense,waitingfortheirdoom。
Ah!saidFisher,lookingupatthebrokenpanesinthewindows,thedoctorwillthinkthemostofTHAT——he’llneverforgiveusforthat。
Hush!herehecomes!Hissteadystepwasheardapproachingnearerandnearer。Archerthrewopenthedoor,andDr。Middletonentered。Fisherinstantlyfellonhisknees。
Itisnodelighttometoseepeopleontheirknees。Standup,Mr。
Fisher。Ihopeyouareallconsciousthatyouhavedonewrong?
Sir,saidArcher,theyareconsciousthattheyhavedonewrong,andsoamI。Iamtheringleader。Punishmeasyouthinkproper。Isubmit。
Yourpunishments——yourvengeanceoughttofallonmealone!
Sir,saidDr。Middleton,calmly,Iperceivethatwhateverelseyoumayhavelearnedinthecourseofyoureducation,youhavenotbeentaughtthemeaningofthewordpunishment。Punishmentandvengeancedonotwithusmeanthesamething。PUNISHMENTispaingiven,withthereasonablehopeofpreventingthoseonwhomitisinflictedfromdoing,INFUTURE,whatwillhurtthemselvesorothers。VENGEANCEneverlookstotheFUTURE,butistheexpressionofangerforaninjurythatispast。I
feelnoanger。youhavedonemenoinjury。
Heremanyofthelittleboyslookedtimidlyuptothewindows。Yes,I
seethatyouhavebrokenmywindows。thatisasmallevil。
Oh,sir!Howgood!Howmerciful!exclaimedthosewhohadbeenmostpanic-struck。Heforgivesus!
Stay,resumedDr。Middleton。Icannotforgiveyou。Ishallneverrevenge,butitismydutytopunish。Youhaverebelledagainstthejustauthoritywhichisnecessarytoconductandgovernyouwhilstyouhavenotsufficientreasontogovernandconductyourselves。Withoutobediencetothelaws,addedhe,turningtoArcher,asmen,youcannotbesufferedinsociety。You,sir,thinkyourselfaman,Iobserve。andyouthinkitthepartofamannottosubmittothewillofanother。I
havenopleasureinmakingothers,whethermenorchildren,submittomyWILL。butmyreasonandexperiencearesuperiortoyours。Yourparentsatleastthinkso,ortheywouldnothaveintrustedmewiththecareofyoureducation。Aslongastheydointrustyoutomycare,andaslongasIhaveanyhopesofmakingyouwiserandbetterbypunishment,Ishallsteadilyinflictit,wheneverIjudgeittobenecessary,andIjudgeittobenecessaryNOW。Thisisalongsermon,Mr。Archer,notpreachedtoshowmyowneloquence,buttoconvinceyourunderstanding。Now,astoyourpunishment!
Nameit,sir,saidArcher。whateveritis,Iwillcheerfullysubmittoit。
Nameityourself,saidDr。Middleton,andshowmethatyounowunderstandthenatureofpunishment。
Archer,proudtobetreatedlikeareasonablecreature,andsorrythathehadbehavedlikeafoolishschoolboy,wassilentforsometime,butatlengthreplied,Thathewouldrathernotnamehisownpunishment。Herepeated,however,thathetrustedheshouldbearitwell,whateveritmightbe。
Ishall,then,saidDr。Middleton,depriveyou,fortwomonths,ofpocket-money,asyouhavehadtoomuch,andhavemadeabaduseofit。
Sir,saidArcher,Ibroughtfiveguineaswithmetoschool。ThisguineaisallthatIhaveleft。
Dr。MiddletonreceivedtheguineawhichArcherofferedhimwithalookofapprobation,andtoldhimthatitshouldbeappliedtotherepairsoftheschoolroom。Therestoftheboyswaitedinsilenceforthedoctor’ssentenceagainstthem,butnotwiththoselooksofabjectfearwithwhichboysusuallyexpectthesentenceofaschoolmaster。
Youshallreturnfromtheplayground,allofyou,saidDr。Middleton,onequarterofanhoursooner,fortwomonthstocome,thantherestofyourcompanions。Abellshallringattheappointedtime。Igiveyouanopportunityofrecoveringmyconfidencebyyourpunctuality。
Oh,sir!wewillcometheinstant,theveryinstantthebellrings。youshallhaveconfidenceinus,criedthey,eagerly。
Ideserveyourconfidence,Ihope,saidDr。Middleton。foritismyfirstwishtomakeyouallhappy。Youdonotknowthepainthatithascostmetodepriveyouoffoodforsomanyhours。
Heretheboys,withoneaccord,rantotheplacewheretheyhaddepositedtheirlastsupplies。Archerdeliveredthemuptothedoctor,proudtoshowthattheywerenotreducedtoobediencemerelybynecessity。
Thereason,resumedDr。Middleton,havingnowreturnedtotheusualbenignityofhismanner——thereasonwhyIdesiredthatnoneofyoushouldgotothatbuilding,pointingoutofthewindow,wasthis:——I
hadbeeninformedthatagangofgipsieshadslepttherethenightbeforeIspoketoyou,oneofwhomwasdangerouslyillofaputridfever。Ididnotchoosetomentionmyreasontoyouoryourfriends。Ihavehadtheplacecleaned,andyoumayreturntoitwhenyouplease。Thegipsieswereyesterdayremovedfromthetown。
DeGrey,youwereintheright,whisperedArcher,anditwasIthatwasUNJUST。
Theoldwoman,continuedthedoctor,whomyouemployedtobuyfood,hasescapedthefever,butshehasnotescapedagaol,whithershewassentyesterday,forhavingdefraudedyouofyourmoney。