Hehadrunupalongbillatthealehousewhichhefrequented。andthelandlord,whogrewurgentforhismoney,refusedtogivefurthercredit。
  Onenight,whenCorkscrewhaddrunkenoughonlytomakehimfretful,heleanedwithhiselbowsurlilyuponthetable,begantoquarrelwiththelandlord,andsworethathehadnotoflatetreatedhimlikeagentleman。
  Towhichthelandlordcoollyreplied,Thataslongashehadpaidlikeagentleman,hehadbeentreatedlikeone,andthatwasasmuchasanyonecouldexpect,or,atanyrate,asmuchasanyonewouldmeetwithinthisworld。Forthetruthofthisassertionheappealed,laughing,toapartyofmenwhoweredrinkingintheroom。Themen,however,tookpartwithCorkscrew,and,drawinghimovertotheirtable,madehimsitdownwiththem。Theywereinhighgood-humour,andthebutlersoongrewsointimatewiththem,that,intheopennessofhisheart,hesooncommunicatedtothem,notonlyallhisownaffairs,butallthatheknew,andmorethanallthatheknew,ofhismistress’。
  Hisnewfriendswerebynomeansuninterestedbyhisconversation,andencouragedhimasmuchaspossibletotalk。fortheyhadsecretviews,whichthebutlerwasbynomeanssufficientlysobertodiscover。
  Mrs。Churchillhadsomefineoldfamilyplate。andthesemenbelongedtoagangofhousebreakers。BeforetheypartedwithCorkscrew,theyengagedhimtomeetthemagainthenextnight。theirintimacywasstillmorecloselycemented。OneofthemenactuallyofferedtolendCorkscrewthreeguineastowardsthepaymentofhisdebt,andhintedthat,ifhethoughtproper,hecouldeasilygetthewholeclearedoff。Uponthishint,Corkscrewbecameallattention,till,aftersomehesitationontheirpart,andrepeatedpromisesofsecrecyonhis,theyatlengthdisclosedtheirplanstohim。Theygavehimtounderstand,thatifhewouldassistinlettingthemintohismistress’house,theywouldlethimhaveanampleshareinthebooty。Thebutler,whohadthereputationofbeinganhonestman,andindeedwhoseintegrityhadhithertobeenproofagainsteverythingbuthismistress’port,turnedpale,andtrembledatthisproposal。dranktwoorthreebumperstodrownthought。andpromisedtogiveananswerthenextday。
  Hewenthomemorethanhalf-intoxicated。Hismindwassofullofwhathadpassed,thathecouldnothelpbraggingtoFelix,whomhefoundawakeathisreturn,thathecouldhavehisbillpaidoffatthealehousewheneverhepleased。dropping,besides,somehints,whichwerenotlostuponFelix。
  InthemorningFelixremindedhimofthethingswhichhehadsaid。andCorkscrew,alarmed,endeavouredtoevadehisquestions,bysayingthathewasnotinhissenseswhenhetalkedinthatmanner。Nothing,however,thathecouldurgemadeanyimpressionuponFelix,whoserecollectiononthesubjectwasperfectlydistinct,andwhohadtoomuchcunninghimself,andtoolittleconfidenceinhiscompanion,tobethedupeofhisdissimulation。ThebutlerknewnotwhattodowhenhesawthatFelixwasabsolutelydeterminedeithertobetraytheirscheme,ortobecomeasharerinthebooty。
  Thenextnightcame,andhewasnowtomakeafinaldecision。eithertodetermineonbreakingoffentirelywithhisnewacquaintances,ortakingFelixwithhimtojoinintheplot。
  Hisdebt,hisloveofdrinking,theimpossibilityofindulgingitwithoutafreshsupplyofmoney,allcameintohismindatonce,andconqueredhisremainingscruples。Itissaidbythosewhosefatalexperiencegivesthemarighttobebelieved,thatadrunkardwillsacrificeanything,everything,soonerthanthepleasureofhabitualintoxication。
  Howmucheasierisitnevertobeginabadcustomthantobreakthroughitwhenonceformed!
  Thehourofrendezvouscame,andCorkscrewwenttothealehouse,wherehefoundthehousebreakerswaitingforhim,andaglassofbrandyreadypouredout。Hesighed——drank——hesitated——drankagain——heardthelandlordtalkofhisbill,sawthemoneyproducedwhichwouldpayitinamoment——
  drankagain——cursedhimself,and,givinghishandtothevillainwhowaswhisperinginhisear,sworethathecouldnothelpit,andmustdoastheywouldhavehim。Theyrequiredofhimtogiveupthekeyofthehousedoor,thattheymightgetanothermadebyit。HehadleftitwithFelix,andwasnowobligedtoexplainthenewdifficultywhichhadarisen。Felixknewenoughtoruinthem,andmustthereforebewonover。
  Thiswasnoverydifficulttask。hehadastrongdesiretohavesomeworkedcravats,andthebutlerknewenoughofhimtobelievethatthiswouldbeasufficientbribe。ThecravatswereboughtandshowntoFelix。
  Hethoughtthemtheonlythingswantingtomakehimacomplete,finegentleman。andtogowithoutthem,especiallywhenhehadonceseenhimselfintheglasswithonetiedoninasplendidbow,appearedimpossible。Eventhispaltrytemptation,workinguponhisvanity,atlengthprevailedwithaboywhoseintegrityhadlongbeencorruptedbythehabitsofpettypilferinganddailyfalsehood。Itwasagreedthat,thefirsttimehismistresssenthimoutonamessage,heshouldcarrythekeyofthehousedoortohiscousin’s,anddeliveritintothehandsofoneofthegang,whowerethereinwaitingforit。Suchwasthescheme。
  Felix,thenightafterallthishadbeenplanned,wenttobed,andfellfastasleep。butthebutler,whohadnotyetstifledthevoiceofconscience,felt,inthesilenceofthenight,soinsupportablymiserable,that,insteadofgoingtorest,hestolesoftlyintothepantryforabottleofhismistress’wine,andtheredrinkingglassafterglass,hestayedtillhebecamesofarintoxicated,that,thoughhecontrivedtofindhiswaybacktobed,hecouldbynomeansundresshimself。Withoutanypowerofrecollection,heflunghimselfuponthebed,leavinghiscandlehalfhangingoutofthecandlestickbesidehim。
  Franklinsleptinthenextroomtohim,andpresentlyawaking,thoughtheperceivedastrongsmellofsomethingburning。Hejumpedup,andseeingalightunderthebutler’sdoor,gentlyopenedit,andtohisastonishment,beheldoneofthebedcurtainsinflames。Heimmediatelyrantothebutler,andpulledhimwithallhisforce,torousehimfromhislethargy。Hecametohissensesatlength,butwassoterrified,andsohelpless,that,ifithadnotbeenforFranklin,thewholehousewouldsooninevitablyhavebeenonfire。Felix,tremblingandcowardly,knewnotwhattodo。anditwascurioustoseehimobeyingFranklin,whoseturnitnowwastocommand。FranklinranupstairstoawakenMrs。
  Pomfret,whoseterroroffirewassogreatthatshecamefromherroomalmostoutofhersenses,whilsthe,withthegreatestpresenceofmind,recollectedwherehehadseentwolargetubsofwater,whichthemaidshadpreparedthenightbeforefortheirwashing,andseizingthewetlinenwhichhadbeenlefttosoak,hethrewthemupontheflames。Heexertedhimselfwithsomuchgoodsense,thatthefirewaspresentlyextinguished。
  Everythingwasnowoncemoresafeandquiet。Mrs。Pomfret,recoveringfromherfright,postponedallinquiriestillthemorning,andrejoicedthathermistresshadnotbeenawakened,whilstCorkscrewflatteredhimselfthatheshouldbeabletoconcealthetruecauseoftheaccident。
  Don’tyoutellMrs。Pomfretwhereyoufoundthecandlewhenyoucameintotheroom,saidhetoFranklin。
  Ifsheasksme,youknowImusttellthetruth,repliedhe。
  Must!repeatedFelix,sneeringly。what,youMUSTbeatell-tale!
  No,Inevertoldanytalesofanybody,andIshouldbeverysorrytogetanyoneintoascrape。butforallthatIshallnottellalie,eitherformyselforanybodyelse,letyoucallmewhatnamesyouwill。
  ButifIweretogiveyousomethingthatyouwouldlike,saidCorkscrew——somethingthatIknowyouwouldlike!repeatedFelix。
  Nothingyoucangivemewilldo,answeredFranklin,steadily,soitisuselesstosayanymoreaboutit——IhopeIshallnotbequestioned。
  Inthishopehewasmistaken。forthefirstthingMrs。Pomfretdidinthemorningwastocomeintotheroomtoexamineanddeploretheburntcurtains,whilstCorkscrewstoodby,endeavouringtoexculpatehimselfbyalltheexcuseshecouldinvent。
  Mrs。Pomfret,however,thoughsometimesblindedbyherprejudices,wasnofool。anditwasabsolutelyimpossibletomakeherbelievethatacandle,whichhadbeenleftonthehearth,whereCorkscrewprotestedhehadleftit,couldhavesetcurtainsonfirewhichwereatleastsixfeetdistant。
  TurningshortroundtoFranklin,shedesiredthathewouldshowherwherehefoundthecandlewhenhecameintotheroom。Hetookupthecandlestick。butthemomentthehousekeepercasthereyeuponit,shesnatcheditfromhishands。Howdidthiscandlestickcomehere?Thiswasnotthecandlestickyoufoundherelastnight,criedshe。Yes,indeeditwas,answeredFranklin。Thatisimpossible,retortedshe,vehemently,forIleftthiscandlestickwithmyownhandslastnight,inthehall,thelastthingIdid,afteryou,saidshe,turningtothebutler,wasgonetobed——I’msureofit——Nay,don’tyourecollectmytakingthisJAPANNEDCANDLESTICKoutofyourhand,andmakingyoutogouptobedwiththebrassone,andIboltedthedooratthestair-headafteryou?
  Thiswasallverytrue。butCorkscrewhadafterwardsgonedownfromhisroombyabackstaircase,unboltedthatdoor,and,uponhisreturnfromthealehouse,hadtakenthejapannedcandlestickbymistakeupstairs,andhadleftthebrassoneinitssteaduponthehalltable。
  Oh,ma’am,saidFelix,indeedyouforget。forMr。Corkscrewcameintomyroomtodesiremetocallhimbetimesinthemorning,andIhappenedtotakeparticularnotice,andhehadthejapannedcandlestickinhishand,andthatwasjustasIheardyou,boltingthedoor。Indeed,ma’amyouforget。
  Indeed,sir,retortedMrs。Pomfret,risinginanger,Idonotforget。
  I’mnotcometobeSUPPERANNUATEDyet,Ihope。HowdoyoudaretotellmeIforget?
  Oh,ma’am,criedFelix,Ibegyourpardon,Ididnot——Ididnotmeantosayyouforgot,butonlyIthought,perhaps,youmightnotparticularlyremember。forifyoupleasetorecollect——
  Iwon’tpleasetorecollectjustwhateveryouplease,sir!Holdyourtongue。whyshouldyoupokeyourselfintothisscrape。whathaveyoutodowithit,Ishouldbegladtoknow?
  Nothingintheworld,ohnothingintheworld。I’msureIbegyourpardon,ma’am,answeredFelix,inasofttone。and,sneakingoff,lefthisfriendCorkscrewtofighthisownbattle,secretlyresolvingtodesertingoodtime,ifhesawanydangerofthealehousetransactionscomingtolight。
  Corkscrewcouldmakebutveryblunderingexcusesforhimselfand,consciousofguilt,heturnedpale,andappearedsomuchmoreterrifiedthanbutlersusuallyappearwhendetectedinalie,thatMrs。Pomfretresolved,asshesaid,tosiftthemattertothebottom。Impatientlydidshewaittilltheclockstrucknine,andhermistress’bellrang,thesignalforherattendanceatherlevee。
  Howdoyoufindyourselfthismorning,ma’am?saidshe,undrawingthecurtains。
  Verysleepy,indeed,answeredhermistressinadrowsyvoice。IthinkImustsleephalfanhourlonger——shutthecurtains。
  Asyouplease,ma’am。butIsupposeIhadbetteropenalittleofthewindowshutter,forit’spastnine。
  Butjuststruck。
  Ohdear,ma’am,itstruckbeforeIcameupstairs,andyouknowwearetwentyminutesslow——Lordblessus!exclaimedMrs。Pomfret,assheletfallthebarofthewindow,whichrousedhermistress。I’msureIbegyourpardonathousandtimes——it’sonlythebar——becauseIhadthisgreatkeyinmyhand。
  Putdownthekey,then,oryou’llknocksomethingelsedown。andyoumayopentheshuttersnow。forI’mquiteawake。
  Dearme!I’msosorrytothinkofdisturbingyou,criedMrs。Pomfret,atthesametimethrowingtheshutterswideopen。but,tobesure,ma’am,Ihavesomethingtotellyou,whichwon’tletyousleepagaininahurry。Ibroughtupthisherekeyofthehousedoorforreasonsofmyown,whichI’msureyou’llapproveof。butI’mnotcometothatpartofmystoryyet。Ihopeyouwerenotdisturbedbythenoiseinthehouselastnight,ma’am。
  Iheardnonoise。
  Iamsurprisedatthat,though,continuedMrs。Pomfret,andproceededtogiveamostampleaccountofthefire,ofherfears,andhersuspicions。Tobesure,ma’am,whatIsayIS,that,withoutthespiritofprophecy,onecannowadaysaccountforwhathaspassed。I’mquiteclearinmyownjudgment,thatMr。CorkscrewmusthavebeenoutlastnightafterIwenttobed。for,besidesthejapannedcandlestick,whichofitselfI’msureisstrongenoughtohangaman,there’sanothercircumstance,ma’am,thatcertifiesittome——thoughIhavenotmentionedit,ma’am,tonooneyet,loweringhervoice——Franklin,whenI
  questionedhim,toldme,thatheleftthelanternintheoutsideporchinthecourtlastnight,andthismorningitwasonthekitchentable。Now,ma’am,thatlanterncouldnotcomewithouthands。andIcouldnotforgetaboutthat,youknow。forFranklinsays,he’ssureheleftthelanternout。
  AnddoyoubelieveHIM?inquiredhermistress。
  Tobesure,ma’am——howcanIhelpbelievinghim?Ineverfoundhimoutintheleastsymptomofaliesinceeverhecameintothehouse。soonecan’thelpbelievinginhim,likehimornot。
  Withoutmeaningtotellafalsehood,however,saidthelady,hemightmakeamistake。
  No,ma’am,henevermakesmistakes。itisnothiswaytogogossipingandtattling。henevertellsanythingtillhe’sasked,andthenit’sfitheshould。Aboutthesirloinofbeef,andall,hewasrightintheend,Ifound,todohimjustice。andI’msurehe’srightnowaboutthelantern——he’sALWAY’SRIGHT
  Mrs。Churchillcouldnothelpsmiling。
  Ifyouhadseenhim,ma’am,lastnightinthemidstofthefire——I’msurewemaythankhimthatwewerenotburnedaliveinourbeds——andI
  shallneverforgethiscomingtocallme。Poorfellow!hethatIwasalwaysscoldingandscolding,enoughtomakehimhateme。Buthe’stoogoodtohateanybody。andI’llbeboundI’llmakeituptohimnow。
  Takecarethatyoudon’tgofromoneextremeintoanother,Pomfret。
  don’tspoiltheboy。
  No,ma’am,there’snodangerofthat。butI’msureifyouhadseenhimlastnightyourself,youwouldthinkhedeservedtoberewarded。
  Andsoheshallberewarded,saidMrs。Churchill。butIwilltryhimmorefullyyet。
  There’snooccasion,Ithink,fortryinghimanymore,ma’am,saidMrs。
  Pomfret,whowasasviolentinherlikingsasinherdislikes。
  Praydesire,continuedhermistress,thathewillbringupbreakfastthismorning。andleavethekeyofthehouse-door,Pomfret,withme。
  WhenFranklinbroughttheurnintothebreakfast-parlour,hismistresswasstandingbythefirewiththekeyinherhand。Shespoketohimofhislastnight’sexertionsintermsofmuchapprobation。Howlonghaveyoulivedwithme?saidshe,pausing。threeweeks,Ithink?
  Threeweeksandfourdays,madam。
  Thatisbutashorttime。yetyouhaveconductedyourselfsoastomakemethinkImaydependuponyou。Youknowthiskey?
  Ibelieve,madam,itisthekeyofthehouse-door。
  Itis。Ishalltrustitinyourcare。Itisagreattrustforsoyoungapersonasyouare。Franklinstoodsilent,withafirmbutmodestlook。Ifyoutakethechargeofthiskey,continuedhismistress,rememberitisuponconditionthatyounevergiveitoutofyourownhands。Inthedaytimeitmustnotbeleftinthedoor。Youmustnottellanybodywhereyoukeepitatnight。andthehouse-doormustnotbeunlockedaftereleveno’clockatnight,unlessbymyorders。Willyoutakechargeofthekeyupontheseconditions?
  Iwill,madam,doanythingyouorderme,saidFranklin,andreceivedthekeyfromherhands。
  WhenMrs。Churchill’sordersweremadeknown,theycausedmanysecretmarvellingsandmurmurings。CorkscrewandFelixweredisconcerted,anddarednotopenlyavowtheirdiscontent。andtheytreatedFranklinwiththegreatestseemingkindnessandcordiality。
  Everythingwentonsmoothlyforthreedays。Thebutlerneverattemptedhisusualmidnightvisitstothealehouse,butwenttobedinpropertime,andpaidparticularcourttoMrsPomfret,inordertodispelhersuspicions。Shehadneverhadanyideaoftherealfact,thatheandFelixwerejoinedinaplotwithhouse-breakerstorobthehouse,butthoughtheonlywentoutatirregularhourstoindulgehimselfinhispassionfordrinking。
  ThusstoodaffairsthenightbeforeMrs。Churchill’sbirthday。
  Corkscrew,bythehousekeeper’smeans,venturedtopresentapetitionthathemightgototheplaythenextday,andhisrequestwasgranted。
  Franklincameintothekitchenjustwhenalltheservantshadgatheredroundthebutler,who,withgreatimportance,wasreadingaloudtheplay-
  bill。Everybodypresentsoonbegantospeakatonce,andwithgreatenthusiasmtalkedoftheplayhouse,theactors,andactresses。andthenFelix,inthefirstpause,turnedtoFranklin,andsaid,Lord,youknownothingofallthis!YOUneverwenttoaplay,didyou?
  Never,saidFranklin,andfelt,hedidnotknowwhy,alittleashamed。
  andhelongedextremelytogotoone。
  Howshouldyouliketogototheplaywithmeto-morrow?saidCorkscrew。
  Oh,exclaimedFranklin,Ishouldlikeitexceedingly。
  AnddoyouthinkmistresswouldletyouifIasked?
  Ithinkmaybeshewould,ifMrs。Pomfretaskedher。
  Butthenyouhavenomoney,haveyou?
  No,saidFranklin,sighing。
  Butstay,saidCorkscrew,whatIamthinkingofis,thatifmistresswillletyougo,I’lltreatyoumyself,ratherthanthatyoushouldhedisappointed。
  Delight,surpriseandgratitudeappearedinFranklin’sfaceatthesewords。Corkscrewrejoicedtoseethatnow,atleast,hehadfoundamostpowerfultemptation。Wellthen,I’llgojustnowandaskher。Inthemeantime,lendmethekeyofthehousedoorforaminuteortwo。
  Thekey!answeredFranklin,starting。I’msorry,butIcan’tdothat,forI’vepromisedmymistressnevertoletitoutofmyownhands。
  Buthowwillsheknowanythingofthematter?Run,run,andgetitforus。
  No,ICANNOT,repliedFranklin,resistingthepushwhichthebutlergavehisshoulder。
  Youcan’t?criedCorkscrew,changinghistone。then,sir,Ican’ttakeyoutotheplay。
  Verywell,sir,saidFranklin,sorrowfully,butwithsteadiness。
  Verywell,sir,saidFelix,mimickinghim,youneednotlooksoimportant,norfancyyourselfsuchagreatman,becauseyou’remasterofakey。
  Saynomoretohim,interruptedCorkscrew:lethimalonetotakehisownway。Felix,youwouldhavenoobjection,Isuppose,togoingtotheplaywithme?
  Oh,Ishouldlikeitofallthings,ifIdidnotcomebetweenanybodyelse。Butcome,come!addedthehypocrite,assumingatoneoffriendlypersuasion,youwon’tbesuchablockhead,Franklin,astolosegoingtotheplayfornothing。it’sonlyjustobstinacy。Whatharmcanitdo,tolendMr。Corkscrewthekeyforfiveminutes?he’llgiveittoyoubackagainsafeandsound。
  Idon’tdoubtTHAT,answeredFranklin。
  Thenitmustbeallbecauseyoudon’twishtoobligeMr。Corkscrew。
  No,butIcan’tobligehiminthis。for,asItoldyoubefore,mymistresstrustedme。Ipromisednevertoletthekeyoutofmyownhands,andyouwouldnothavemebreakmytrust。Mr。SpencertoldmethatwasworsethanROBBING。
  AtthewordROBBINGbothCorkscrewandFelixinvoluntarilycastdowntheireyes,andturnedtheconversationimmediately,saying,thathedidveryright。thattheydidnotreallywantthekey,andhadonlyaskedforitjusttotryifhewouldkeephisword。Shakehands,saidCorkscrew,Iamgladtofindyououttobeanhonestfellow!
  Iamsorryyoudidnotthinkmeanhonestfellowbefore,Mr。Corkscrew,
  saidFranklin,givinghishandratherproudly,andhewalkedaway。
  Weshallmakenohandofthisprig,saidCorkscrew。
  Butwe’llhavethekeyfromhiminspiteofallhisobstinacy,saidFelix。andlethimmakehisstorygoodashecanafterwards。Heshallrepentoftheseairs。To-nightI’llwatchhim,andfindoutwherehehidesthekey。andwhenhe’sasleepwe’llgetitwithoutthankinghim。
  ThisplanFelixputintoexecution。TheydiscoveredtheplacewhereFranklinkeptthekeyatnight,stoleitwhilstheslept,tookofftheimpressioninwax,andcarefullyreplaceditinFranklin’strunk,exactlywheretheyfoundit。
  Probablyouryoungreaderscannotguesswhatusetheycouldmeantomakeofthisimpressionofthekeyinwax。Knowinghowtodomischiefisverydifferentfromwishingtodoit:andthemostinnocentpersonsaregenerallytheleastignorant。Bymeansoftheimpression,whichtheyhadthusobtained,CorkscrewandFelixproposedtogetafalsekeymadebyPicklock,asmithwhobelongedtotheirgangofhouse-breakers。andwiththisfalsekeyknewtheycouldopenthedoorwhenevertheypleased。
  Littlesuspectingwhathadhappened,Franklin,thenextmorningwenttounlockthehousedoor,asusual。butfindingthekeyentangledinthelock,hetookitouttoexamineit,andperceivedalumpofwaxstickinginoneofthewards。Struckwiththiscircumstance,itbroughttohismindallthathadpassedtheprecedingevening,andbeingsurethathehadnowaxnearthekey,hebegantosuspectwhathadhappened。andhecouldnothelprecollectingwhathehadonceheardFelixsay,thatgivehimbutahalfpennyworthofwax,andhecouldopenthestrongestlockthateverwasmadebyhands。
  Allthesethingsconsidered,Franklinresolvedtotakethekeyjustasitwas,withthewaxstickingtoit,tohismistress。
  IwasnotmistakenwhenIthoughtImighttrustYOUwiththiskey,saidMrs。Churchill,aftershehadheardhisstory。Mybrotherwillbehereto-day,andIshallconsulthim。Inthemeantime,saynothingofwhathaspassed。
  Eveningcame,andafterteaMr。SpencersentforFranklinupstairs。So,Mr。Franklin,saidhe,I’mgladtofindyouareinsuchhighTRUSTinthisfamily。Franklinbowed。Butyouhavelost,Iunderstand,thepleasureofgoingtotheplayto-night。
  Idon’tthinkanything——much,Imean,ofthat,sir,answeredFranklin,smiling。
  AreCorkscrewandFelixGONEtotheplay?
  Yes。halfanhourago,sir。
  ThenIshalllookintohisroom,andexaminethepantryandtheplatethatisunderhiscare。
  WhenMr。Spencercametoexaminethepantry,hefoundthelargesalversandcupsinabasketbehindthedoor,andtheotherthingsplacedsoastobeeasilycarriedoff。NothingatfirstappearedinCorkscrew’sbedchamber,tostrengthentheirsuspicions,till,justastheyweregoingtoleavetheroom,Mrs。Pomfretexclaimed,Why,ifthereisnotMr。
  Corkscrew’sdresscoathangingupthere!andifhereisn’tFelix’sfinecravatthathewantedinsuchahurrytogototheplay!Why,sir,theycan’tbegonetotheplay。Lookatthecravat。Ah!uponmywordIamafraidtheyarenotattheplay。No,sir,youmaybesurethattheyareplottingwiththeirbarbarousgangatthealehouse。andthey’llcertainlybreakintothehouseto-night。Weshallallbemurderedinourbeds,assureasI’malivingwoman,sir。butifyou’llonlytakemyadvice——
  Pray,goodMrs。Pomfret,Mr。Spencerobserved,don’tbealarmed。
  Nay,sir,butIwon’tpretendtosleepinthehouse,ifFranklinisn’ttohaveablunderbuss,andIaBAGGONET。
  Youshallhaveboth,indeed,Mrs。Pomfret。butdon’tmakesuchanoise,foreverybodywillhearyou。
  TheloveofmysterywastheonlythingwhichcouldhaveconqueredMrs。
  Pomfret’sloveoftalking。Shewassilent,andcontentedherselftherestoftheeveningwithmakingsigns,lookingominous,andstalkingaboutthehouselikeonepossessedwithasecret。
  EscapedfromMrs。Pomfret’sfearsandadvice,Mr。Spencerwenttoashopwithinafewdoorsofthealehouse,whichheheardCorkscrewfrequented,andsenttobegtospeaktothelandlord。Hecame。and,whenMr。Spencerquestionedhim,confessedthatCorkscrewandFelixwereactuallydrinkinginhishousewithtwomenofsuspiciousappearance。that,ashepassedthroughthepassage,heheardthemdisputingaboutakey。andthatoneofthemsaid,Sincewe’vegotthekey,we’llgoaboutitto-night。Thiswassufficientinformation。Mr。Spencer,lestthelandlordshouldgivetheminformationofwhatwasgoingforwards,tookhimalongwithhimtoBowStreet。
  AconstableandproperassistancewassenttoMrs。Churchill’s。Theystationedthemselvesinabackparlourwhichopenedonapassageleadingtothebutler’spantry,wheretheplatewaskept。Alittleaftermidnighttheyheardthehalldooropen。Corkscrewandhisaccompliceswentdirectlytothepantry。andthereMr。Spencerandtheconstableimmediatelysecuredthem,astheywerecarryingofftheirbooty。
  MrsChurchillandPomfrethadspentthenightatthehouseofanacquaintanceinthesamestreet。Well,ma’am,saidMrs。Pomfret,whohadheardallthenewsinthemorning,thevillainsareallsafe,thankGod。Iwasafraidtogotothewindowthismorning。butitwasmylucktoseethemallgobytogaol。Theylookedsoshocking!IamsureI
  nevershallforgetFelix’slooktomydyingday!ButpoorFranklin!
  ma’am。thatboyhasthebestheartintheworld。Icouldnotgethimtogiveasecondlookatthemastheypassed。Poorfellow!Ithoughthewouldhavedropped。andhewassomodest,ma’am,whenMr。Spencerspoketohim,andtoldhimhehaddonehisduty。
  AnddidmybrothertellhimwhatrewardIintendforhim?
  No,ma’am,andI’msureFranklinthinksnomoreofREWARDthanIdo。
  Iintend,continuedMrs。Churchill,tosellsomeofmyolduselessplate,andtolayitoutinanannuityforFranklin’slife。
  La,ma’am!exclaimedMrs。Pomfret,withunfeignedjoy,I’msureyouareverygood。andI’mverygladofit。
  And,continuedMrs。Churchill,herearesometicketsfortheplay,whichIshallbegyou,Pomfret,togivehim,andtotakehimwithyou。
  Iamverymuchobligedtoyou,indeed,ma’am。andI’llgowithhimwithallmyheart,andchoosesuchplaysaswon’tdonoprejudicetohismorality。And,ma’am,continuedMrs。Pomfret,thenightafterthefireIlefthimmygreatBibleandmywatch,inmywill。forIneverwasmoremistakenatthefirstinanyboyinmyborndays。buthehaswonmebyhisownDESERTS,andIshallfromthistimeforthlovealltheVILLAINTROPICfolksforhissake。
  SIMPLESUSAN。
  CHAPTERI。
  Wakedashercustomwas,beforetheday,TodotheobservanceduetosprightlyMay。
  Dryden。
  InaretiredhamletonthebordersofWales,betweenOswestryandShrewsbury,itisstillthecustomtocelebratethe1stofMay。
  Thechildrenofthevillage,wholookforwardtothisruralfestivalwithjoyfuleagerness,usuallymeetonthelastdayofApriltomakeuptheirnosegaysforthemorningandtochoosetheirqueen。Theircustomaryplaceofmeetingisatahawthorn,whichstandsinalittlegreennook,openononesidetoashadylane,andseparatedontheothersidebyathicksweet-brierandhawthornhedgefromthegardenofanattorney。
  Thisattorneybegantheworldwithnothing,buthecontrivedtoscrapetogetheragooddealofmoney,everybodyknewhow。Hebuiltanewhouseattheentranceofthevillage,andhadalarge,wellfencedgarden,yet,notwithstandinghisfences,heneverfelthimselfsecure。Suchwerehislitigioushabits,andhissuspicioustemper,thathewasconstantlyatvariancewithhissimpleandpeaceableneighbours。Somepig,ordog,orgoat,orgoosewasforevertrespassing。Hiscomplaintsandhisextortionsweariedandalarmedthewholehamlet。Thepathsinhisfieldswereatlengthunfrequented,hisstileswereblockedupwithstonesorstuffedwithbramblesandbriers,sothatnotagoslingcouldcreepunder,oragiantgetoverthem。Indeed,socarefulwereeventhevillagechildrenofgivingoffencetothisirritablemanofthelaw,thattheywouldnotventuretoflyakitenearhisfieldslestitshouldentangleinhistrees,orfalluponhismeadow。
  Mr。Case,forthiswasthenameofourattorney,hadasonandadaughter,towhoseeducationhehadnottimetoattend,ashiswholesoulwasintentuponaccumulatingforthemafortune。Forseveralyearshesufferedhischildrentorunwildinthevillage。butsuddenly,onhisbeingappointedtoaconsiderableagency,hebegantothinkofmakinghischildrenalittlegenteel。HesenthissontolearnLatin。hehiredamaidtowaituponhisdaughterBarbara。andhestrictlyforbadeherthenceforwardtokeepcompanywithanyofthepoorchildren,whohadhithertobeenherplayfellows。Theywerenotsorryforthisprohibition,becauseshehadbeentheirtyrantratherthantheircompanion。Shewasvexedtoobservethatherabsencewasnotregretted,andshewasmortifiedtoperceivethatshecouldnothumblethembyanydisplayofairsandfinery。
  Therewasonepoorgirl,amongstherformerassociates,towhomshehadapeculiardislike,——SusanPrice,asweettempered,modest,sprightly,industriouslass,whowastheprideanddelightofthevillage。Herfatherrentedasmallfarm,and,unfortunatelyforhim,helivednearAttorneyCase。
  Barbarausedoftentositatherwindow,watchingSusanatwork。
  Sometimesshesawherintheneatgardenrakingthebeds,orweedingtheborders。sometimesshewaskneelingatherbeehivewithfreshflowersforherbees。sometimesshewasinthepoultryyard,scatteringcornfromhersieveamongsttheeagerchickens。andintheeveningshewasoftenseatedinalittlehoneysucklearbour,withaclean,light,three-leggeddealtablebeforeher,uponwhichsheputherplainwork。
  Susanhadbeentaughttoworkneatlybyhergoodmother,whowasveryfondofher,andtowhomshewasmostgratefullyattached。
  Mrs。Pricewasanintelligent,active,domesticwoman。butherhealthwasnotrobust。Sheearnedmoney,however,bytakinginplainwork。andshewasfamousforbakingexcellentbreadandbreakfastcakes。Shewasrespectedinthevillage,forherconductasawifeandasamother,andallwereeagertoshowherattention。AtherdoorthefirstbranchofhawthornwasalwaysplacedonMaymorning,andherSusanwasusuallyQueenoftheMay。
  ItwasnowtimetochoosetheQueen。Thesettingsunshonefulluponthepinkblossomsofthehawthorn,whenthemerrygroupassembledupontheirlittlegreen。Barbarawasnowwalkinginsullenstateinherfather’sgarden。Sheheardthebusyvoicesinthelane,andsheconcealedherselfbehindthehighhedge,thatshemightlistentotheirconversation。
  Where’sSusan?werethefirstunwelcomewordswhichsheoverheard。
  Ay,where’sSusan?repeatedPhilip,stoppingshortinthemiddleofanewtunethathewasplayingonhispipe。IwishSusanwouldcome!I
  wanthertosingmethissametuneoveragain。Ihavenotityet。
  AndIwishSusanwouldcome,I’msure,criedalittlegirl,whoselapwasfullofprimroses。Susanwillgivemesomethreadtotieupmynosegays,andshe’llshowmewherethefreshvioletsgrow。andshehaspromisedtogivemeagreatbunchofherdoublecowslipstowearto-
  morrow。Iwishshewouldcome。
  NothingcanbedonewithoutSusan!Shealwaysshowsuswherethenicestflowersaretobefoundinthelanesandmeadows,saidthey。Shemustmakeupthegarlands。andsheshallbeQueenoftheMay!exclaimedamultitudeoflittlevoices。
  Butshedoesnotcome!saidPhilip。
  Rose,whowasherparticularfriend,nowcameforwardtoassuretheimpatientassembly,thatshewouldanswerforitSusanwouldcomeassoonasshepossiblycould,andthatsheprobablywasdetainedbybusinessathome。
  Thelittleelectorsthoughtthatallbusinessshouldgivewaytotheirs,andRosewasdispatchedtosummonherfriendimmediately。
  Tellhertomakehaste,criedPhilip。AttorneyCasedinedattheAbbeyto-day——luckilyforus。Ifhecomeshomeandfindsushere,maybehe’lldriveusaway。forhesaysthisbitofgroundbelongstohisgarden:thoughthatisnottrue,I’msure。forFarmerPriceknows,andsays,itwasalwaysopentotheroad。TheAttorneywantstogetourplayground,sohedoes。IwishheandhisdaughterBab,orMissBarbara,asshemustnowbecalled,wereahundredmilesoff,outofourway,I
  know。Nolaterthanyesterdayshethrewdownmynine-pinsinoneofherill-humours,asshewaswalkingbywithhergownalltrailinginthedust。
  Yes,criedMary,thelittleprimrose-girl,hergownisalwaystrailing。Shedoesnotholditupnicely,likeSusan。andwithallherfineclothessheneverlookshalfsoneat。MammasaysshewishesImaybelikeSusan,whenIgrowuptobeagreatgirl,andsodoI。IshouldnotliketolookconceitedasBarbaradoes,ifIwaseversorich。
  Richorpoor,saidPhilip,itdoesnotbecomeagirltolookconceited,muchlessBOLD,asBarbaradidtheotherday,whenshewasatherfather’sdoorwithoutahatuponherhead,staringatthestrangegentlemanwhostoppedhereabouttolethishorsedrink。IknowwhathethoughtofBabbyhislooks,andofSusan,too。forSusanwasinhergarden,bendingdownabranchofthelaburnum-tree,lookingatitsyellowflowers,whichwerejustcomeout。andwhenthegentlemanaskedherhowmanymilesitwasfromShrewsbury,sheansweredhimsomodest!——notbashful,likeasifshehadneverseennobodybefore——butjustright。andthenshepulledonherstrawhat,whichwasfallenbackwithherlookingupatthelaburnum,andshewentherwayshome。andthegentlemansaystome,aftershewasgone,’Pray,whoisthatneat,modestgirl——?’ButI
  wishSusanwouldcome,criedPhilip,interruptinghimself,Susanwasallthistime,asherfriendRoserightlyguessed,busyathome。Shewasdetainedbyherfather’sreturninglaterthanusual。Hissupperwasreadyforhimnearlyanhourbeforehecamehome。andSusansweptuptheashestwice,andtwiceputonwoodtomakeacheerfulblazeforhim。butatlast,whenhedidcomein,hetooknonoticeoftheblazeorofSusan。andwhenhiswifeaskedhimhowhedid,hemadenoanswer,butstoodwithhisbacktothefire,lookingverygloomy。Susanputhissupperuponthetable,andsethisownchairforhim。buthepushedawaythechairandturnedfromthetable,saying——Ishalleatnothing,child!
  Whyhaveyousuchafiretoroastmeatthistimeoftheyear?
  Yousaidyesterday,father,Ithought,thatyoulikedalittlecheerfulwoodfireintheevening。andtherewasagreatshowerofhail。yourcoatisquitewet,wemustdryit。
  Takeit,then,child,saidhe,pullingitoff——Ishallsoonhavenocoattodry——andtakemyhat,too,saidhe,throwingitupontheground。
  Susanhunguphishat,puthiscoatoverthebackofachairtodry,andthenstoodanxiouslylookingathermother,whowasnotwell。shehadthisdayfatiguedherselfwithbaking。andnow,alarmedbyherhusband’smoodybehaviour,shesatdownpaleandtrembling。Hethrewhimselfintoachair,foldedhisarms,andfixedhiseyesuponthefire。
  Susanwasthefirstwhoventuredtobreaksilence。HappythefatherwhohassuchadaughterasSusan!——herunalteredsweetnessoftemper,andherplayful,affectionatecaresses,atlastsomewhatdissipatedherfather’smelancholy。
  Hecouldnotbeprevailedupontoeatanyofthesupperwhichhadbeenpreparedforhim。however,withafaintsmile,hetoldSusanthathethoughthecouldeatoneofherguinea-hen’seggs。Shethankedhim,andwiththatnimblealacritywhichmarksthedesiretoplease,sherantoherneatchicken-yard。but,alas!,herguinea-henwasnotthere——ithadstrayedintotheattorney’sgarden。Shesawitthroughthepaling,andtimidlyopeningthelittlegate,sheaskedMissBarbara,whowaswalkingslowlyby,tolethercomeinandtakeherguinea-hen。Barbara,whowasatthisinstantreflecting,withnoagreeablefeelings,upontheconversationofthevillagechildren,towhichshehadrecentlylistened,startedwhensheheardSusan’svoice,andwithaproud,ill-humouredlookandvoice,refusedherrequest。
  Shutthegate,saidBarbara,youhavenobusinessinourgarden。andasforyourhen,Ishallkeepit。itisalwaysflyinginhere,andplaguingus,andmyfathersaysitisatrespasser。andhetoldmeI
  mightcatchitandkeepitthenexttimeitgotin,anditisinnow。
  ThenBarbaracalledtohermaid,Betty,andbidhercatchthemischievoushen。
  Oh,myguinea-hen!myprettyguinea-hen!criedSusan,astheyhuntedthefrightened,screamingcreaturefromcornertocorner。
  Herewehavegotit!saidBetty,holdingitfastbythelegs。
  Nowpaydamages,QueenSusan,orgood-byetoyourprettyguinea-hen,
  saidBarbara,inaninsultingtone。
  Damages!whatdamages?saidSusan。tellmewhatImustpay。
  Ashilling,saidBarbara。
  Oh,ifsixpencewoulddo!saidSusan。Ihavebutsixpenceofmyownintheworld,andhereitis。
  Itwon’tdo,saidBarbara,turningherback。
  Nay,buthearme,criedSusan。letmeatleastcomeintolookforitseggs。IonlywantONEformyfather’ssupper。youshallhavealltherest。
  What’syourfather,orhissuppertous?ishesonicethathecaneatnonebutguinea-hen’seggs?saidBarbara。Ifyouwantyourhenandyoureggs,payforthem,andyou’llhavethem。
  Ihavebutsixpence,andyousaythatwon’tdo,saidSusanwithasigh,asshelookedatherfavourite,whichwasinthemaid’sgraspinghands,strugglingandscreaminginvain。
  Susanretireddisconsolate。Atthedoorofherfather’scottageshesawherfriendRose,whowasjustcometosummonhertothehawthornbush。
  Theyareallatthehawthorn,andIamcomeforyou。WecandonothingwithoutYOU,dearSusan,criedRose,runningtomeether,atthemomentshesawher。YouarechosenQueenoftheMay——come,makehaste。Butwhatisthematter?whydoyoulooksosad?
  Ah!saidSusan,don’twaitforme。Ican’tcometoyou,but,addedshe,pointingtothetuftofdoublecowslipsinthegarden,gatherthoseforpoorlittleMary。Ipromisedthemtoher,andtellherthevioletsareunderahedgejustoppositetheturnstile,ontherightaswegotochurch。Good-bye!nevermindme。Ican’tcome——Ican’tstay,formyfatherwantsme。
  Butdon’tturnawayyourface。Iwon’tkeepyouamoment。onlytellmewhat’sthematter,saidherfriend,followingherintothecottage。
  Oh,nothing,notmuch,saidSusan。onlythatIwantedtheegginagreathurryforfather,itwouldnothavevexedme——tobesureIshouldhaveclippedmyguinea-hen’swings,andthenshecouldnothaveflownoverthehedge。butletusthinknomoreaboutit,now,addedshe,twinklingawayatear。
  WhenRose,however,learntthatherfriend’sguinea-henwasdetainedprisonerbytheattorney’sdaughter,sheexclaimed,withallthehonestwarmthofindignation,andinstantlyranbacktotellthestorytohercompanions。
  Barbara!ay。likefather,likedaughter,criedFarmerPrice,startingfromthethoughtfulattitudeinwhichhehadbeenfixed,anddrawinghischairclosertohiswife。
  Youseesomethingisamisswithme,wife——I’lltellyouwhatitis。Asheloweredhisvoice,Susan,whowasnotsurethathewishedsheshouldhearwhathewasgoingtosay,retiredfrombehindhischair。Susan,don’tgo。sityoudownhere,mysweetSusan,saidhe,makingroomforheruponhischair。IbelieveIwasalittlecrosswhenIcameinfirsttonight。butIhadsomethingtovexme,asyoushallhear。
  Aboutafortnightago,youknow,wife,continuedhe,therewasaballotinginourtownforthemilitia。nowatthattimeIwantedbuttendaysoffortyyearsofage。andtheattorneytoldmeIwasafoolfornotcallingmyselfplumpforty。Butthetruthisthetruth,anditiswhatI
  thinkfittesttobespokenatalltimescomewhatwillofit。SoIwasdrawnforamilitiaman。butwhenIthoughthowlothyouandIwouldbetopart,IwasmaingladtohearthatIcouldgetoffbypayingeightornineguineasforasubstitute——onlyIhadnotthenineguineas——for,youknow,wehadbadluckwithoursheepthisyear,andtheydiedawayoneafteranother——butthatwasnoexcuse,soIwenttoAttorneyCase,and,withapowerofdifficulty,Igothimtolendmethemoney。forwhich,tobesure,Igavehimsomething,andleftmyleaseofourfarmwithhim,asheinsisteduponit,bywayofsecurityfortheloan。AttorneyCaseistoomanyforme。Hehasfoundwhathecallsaflawinmylease。andthelease,hetellsme,isnotworthafarthing,andthathecanturnusalloutofourfarmto-morrowifhepleases。andsureenoughhewillplease,forIhavethwartedhimthisday,andheswearshe’llberevengedofme。
  Indeed,hehasbegunwithmebadlyenoughalready。I’mnotcometotheworstpartofmystoryyet——
  HereFarmerPricemadeadeadstop。andhiswifeandSusanlookedupinhisface,breathlesswithanxiety。
  Itmustcomeout,saidhe,withashortsigh。Imustleaveyouinthreedays,wife。
  Mustyou?saidhiswife,inafaint,resignedvoice。Susan,love,openthewindow。Susanrantoopenthewindow,andthenreturnedtosupporthermother’shead。Whenshecamealittletoherselfshesatup,beggedthatherhusbandwouldgoon,andthatnothingmightbeconcealedfromher。Herhusbandhadnowishindeedtoconcealanythingfromawifehelovedsowell。but,firmashewas,andsteadytohismaxim,thatthetruthwasthethingthefittesttobespokenatalltimes,hisvoicefaltered,anditwaswithgreatdifficultythathebroughthimselftospeakthewholetruthatthismoment。
  Thefactwasthis。CasemetFarmerPriceashewascominghome,whistling,fromanewploughedfield。TheattorneyhadjustdinedatTheAbbey。TheAbbeywasthefamilyseatofanopulentbaronetintheneighbourhood,towhomMr。Casehadbeenagent。Thebaronetdiedsuddenly,andhisestateandtitledevolvedtoayoungerbrother,whowasnowjustarrivedinthecountry,andtowhomMr。Casewaseagertopayhiscourt,inhopesofobtaininghisfavour。Oftheagencyheflatteredhimselfthathewasprettysecure。andhethoughtthathemightassumethetoneofcommandtowardsthetenants,especiallytowardsonewhowassomeguineasindebt,andinwhoseleasetherewasaflaw。
  Accostingthefarmerinahaughtymanner,theattorneybeganwith,So,FarmerPrice,awordwithyou,ifyouplease。Walkonhere,man,besidemyhorse,andyou’llhearme。Youhavechangedyouropinion,Ihope,aboutthatbitofland——thatcornerattheendofmygarden?
  Ashow,Mr。Case?saidthefarmer。
  Ashow,man!Why,yousaidsomethingaboutitsnotbelongingtome,whenyouheardmetalkofinclosingittheotherday。
  SoIdid,saidPrice,andsoIdo。
  Provokedandastonishedatthefirmtoneinwhichthesewordswerepronounced,theattorneywasuponthepointofswearingthathewouldhavehisrevenge。but,ashispassionswerehabituallyattentivetotheLETTERofthelaw,herefrainedfromanyhastyexpression,whichmight,hewasaware,inacourtofjustice,behereafterbroughtagainsthim。
  Mygoodfriend,Mr。Price,saidhe,inasoftvoice,andpalewithsuppressedrage。Heforcedasmile。I’munderthenecessityofcallinginthemoneyIlentyousometimeago,andyouwillpleasetotakenotice,thatitmustbepaidto-morrowmorning。Iwishyouagoodevening。Youhavethemoneyreadyforme,Idaresay。
  No,saidthefarmer,notaguineaofit。butJohnSimpson,whowasmysubstitute,hasnotleftourvillageyet。I’llgetthemoneybackfromhim,andgomyself,ifsobeitmustbeso,intothemilitia——soIwill。
  Theattorneydidnotexpectsuchadetermination,andherepresented,inafriendly,hypocriticaltonetoPrice,thathehadnowishtodrivehimtosuchanextremity。thatitwouldbetheheightoffollyinhimTORUN
  HISHEADAGAINSTAWALLFORNOPURPOSE。Youdon’tmeantotakethecornerintoyourowngarden,doyou,Price?saidhe。
  I?saidthefarmer,Godforbid!it’snoneofmine,Inevertakewhatdoesnotbelongtome。
  True,right,veryproper,ofcourse,saidMr。Case。butthenyouhavenointerestinlifeinthelandinquestion?
  None。
  Thenwhysostiffaboutit,Price?AllIwantofyoutosay——
  Tosaythatblackiswhite,whichIwon’tdo,Mr。Case。Thegroundisathingnotworthtalkingof。butit’sneitheryoursnormine。Inmymemory,sincetheNEWlanewasmade,ithasalwaysbeenopentotheparish。andnomanshallincloseitwithmygood-will。Truthistruth,andmustbespoken。justiceisjustice,andshouldbedone,Mr。
  Attorney。
  Andlawislaw,Mr。Farmer,andshallhaveitscourse,toyourcost,
  criedtheattorney,exasperatedbythedauntlessspiritofthisvillageHampden。
  Heretheyparted。Theglowofenthusiasm,theprideofvirtue,whichmadeourherobrave,couldnotrenderhiminsensible。Ashedrewnearerhome,manymelancholythoughtspresseduponhisheart。Hepassedthedoorofhisowncottagewithresolutesteps,however,andwentthroughthevillageinsearchofthemanwhohadengagedtobehissubstitute。
  Hefoundhim,toldhimhowthematterstood。andluckilytheman,whohadnotyetspentthemoney,waswillingtoreturnit。asthereweremanyothersdrawnforthemilitia,who,heobserved,wouldbegladtogivehimthesameprice,ormore,forhisservices。
  ThemomentPricegotthemoney,hehastenedtoMr。Case’shouse,walkedstraightforwardintohisroom,andlayingthemoneydownuponhisdesk,There,Mr。Attorney,areyournineguineas。countthem。nowIhavedonewithyou。
  Notyet,saidtheattorney,jinglingthemoneytriumphantlyinhishand。We’llgiveyouatasteofthelaw,mygoodsir,orI’mmistaken。
  Youforgottheflawinyourlease,whichIhavesafeinthisdesk。
  Ah,mylease,saidthefarmer,whohadalmostforgottoaskforittillhewasthusputinmindofitbytheattorney’simprudentthreat。Givememylease,Mr。Case。I’vepaidmymoney。youhavenorighttokeeptheleaseanylonger,whetheritisabadoneoragoodone。
  Pardonme,saidtheattorney,lockinghisdesk,andputtingthekeyintohispocket,possession,myhonestfriend,criedhe,strikinghishanduponthedesk,isninepointsofthelaw。Goodnighttoyou。I
  cannotinconsciencereturnaleasetoatenantinwhichIknowthereisacapitalflaw。Itismydutytoshowittomyemployer。or,inotherwords,toyournewlandlord,whoseagentIhavegoodreasonstoexpectI
  shallbe。youwilllivetorepentyourobstinacy,Mr。Price。Yourservant,sir。
  Priceretiredwithmelancholyfeelings,butnotintimidated。Manyamanreturnshomewithagloomycountenance,whohasnotquitesomuchcauseforvexation。
  WhenSusanheardherfather’sstory,shequiteforgotherguinea-hen,andherwholesoulwasintentuponherpoormother,who,notwithstandingherutmostexertion,couldnotsupportherselfunderthissuddenstrokeofmisfortune。
  InthemiddleofthenightSusanwascalledup。hermother’sfeverranhighforsomehours。buttowardsmorningitabated,andshefellintoasoftsleepwithSusan’shandlockedfastinhers。
  Susansatmotionless,andbreathedsoftly,lestsheshoulddisturbher。
  Therushlight,whichstoodbesidethebed,wasnowburntlow。thelongshadowofthetallwickerchairflitted,faded,appeared,andvanished,astheflameroseandsunkinthesocket。Susanwasafraidthatthedisagreeablesmellmightwakenhermother。and,gentlydisengagingherhand,shewentontiptoetoextinguishthecandle。Allwassilent:thegreylightofthemorningwasnowspreadingovereveryobject。thesunroseslowly,andSusanstoodatthelatticewindow,lookingthroughthesmallleaded,cross-barredpanesatthesplendidspectacle。Afewbirdsbegantochirp。but,asSusanwaslisteningtothem,hermotherstartedinhersleep,andspokeunintelligibly。Susanhungupawhiteapronbeforethewindowtokeepoutthelight,andjustthensheheardthesoundofmusicatadistanceinthevillage。Asitapproachednearer,sheknewthatitwasPhilipplayinguponhispipeandtabor。ShedistinguishedthemerryvoicesofhercompanionscarollinginhonouroftheMay,andsoonshesawthemcomingtowardsherfather’scottage,withbranchesandgarlandsintheirhands。Sheopenedquick,butgently,thelatchofthedoor,andranouttomeetthem。
  Heresheis!——here’sSusan!theyexclaimed,joyfully。Here’stheQueenoftheMay。Andhere’shercrown!criedRose,pressingforward。
  butSusanputherfingeruponherlips,andpointedtohermother’swindow。Philip’spipestoppedinstantly。
  Thankyou,saidSusan,mymotherisill。Ican’tleaveher,youknow。
  Thengentlyputtingasidethecrown,hercompanionsbidhersaywhoshouldwearitforher。
  Willyou,dearRose?saidshe,placingthegarlanduponherfriend’shead。It’sacharmingMaymorning,addedshe,withasmile。good-bye。
  Wesha’n’thearyourvoicesorthepipewhenyouhaveturnedthecornerintothevillage。soyouneedonlystoptillthen,Philip。
  Ishallstopforallday,saidPhilip:I’venomindtoplayanymore。
  Good-bye,poorSusan。Itisapityyoucan’tcomewithus,saidallthechildren。andlittleMaryranafterSusantothecottagedoor。
  Iforgottothankyou,saidshe,forthedoublecowslips。lookhowprettytheyare,andsmellhowsweetthevioletsareinmybosom,andkissmequick,forIshallbeleftbehind。Susankissedthelittlebreathlessgirl,andreturnedsoftlytothesideofhermother’sbed。
  Howgratefulthatchildistome,foracowsliponly!HowcanIbegratefulenoughtosuchamotherasthis?saidSusantoherself,asshebentoverhersleepingmother’spalecountenance。
  Hermother’sunfinishedknittinglayuponatablenearthebed,andSusansatdowninherwickerarm-chair,andwentonwiththerow,inthemiddleofwhichherhandstoppedtheprecedingevening。Shetaughtmetoknit,shetaughtmeeverythingthatIknow,thoughtSusan,andthebestofall,shetaughtmetoloveher,towishtobelikeher。
  Hermother,whensheawakened,feltmuchrefreshedbyhertranquilsleep,andobservingthatitwasadelightfulmorning,said,thatshehadbeendreamingsheheardmusic。butthatthedrumfrightenedher,becauseshethoughtitwasthesignalforherhusbandtobecarriedawaybyawholeregimentofsoldiers,whohadpointedtheirbayonetsathim。Butthatwasbutadream,Susan。Iawoke,andknewitwasadream,andIthenfellasleep,andhavesleptsoundlyeversince。
  Howpainfulitistoawaketotheremembranceofmisfortune。Graduallyasthispoorwomancollectedherscatteredthoughts,sherecalledthecircumstancesoftheprecedingevening。Shewastoocertainthatshehadheardfromherhusband’sownlipsthewords,IMUSTLEAVEYOUINTHREE
  DAYS。andshewishedthatshecouldsleepagain,andthinkitalladream。
  Buthe’llwant,he’llwantahundredthings,saidshe,startingup。I
  mustgethislinenreadyforhim。I’mafraidit’sverylate。Susan,whydidyouletmeliesolong?
  Everythingshallbeready,dearmother。onlydon’thurryyourself,saidSusan。Andindeedhermotherwasillabletobearanyhurry,ortodoanyworkthisday。Susan’saffectionate,dexterous,sensibleactivitywasnevermorewanted,ormoreeffectual。Sheunderstoodsoreadily,sheobeyedsoexactly。andwhenshewaslefttoherowndiscretion,judgedsoprudently,thathermotherhadlittletroubleandnoanxietyindirectingher。ShesaidthatSusanneverdidtoolittle,ortoomuch。
  Susanwasmendingherfather’slinen,whenRosetappedsoftlyatthewindow,andbeckonedtohertocomeout。Shewentout。Howdoesyourmotherdo,inthefirstplace?saidRose。
  Better,thankyou。
  That’swell,andIhavealittlebitofgoodnewsforyoubesides——
  here,saidshe,pullingoutaglove,inwhichtherewasmoney,we’llgettheguinea-henbackagain——wehaveallagreedaboutit。ThisisthemoneythathasbeengiventousinthevillagethisMaymorning。Ateverydoortheygavesilver。Seehowgeneroustheyhavebeen——twelveshillings,Iassureyou。NowweareamatchforMissBarbara。Youwon’tliketoleavehome。I’llgotoBarbara,andyoushallseeyourguinea-henintenminutes。
  Rosehurriedaway,pleasedwithhercommission,andtoaccomplishherbusiness。MissBarbara’smaidBettywasthefirstpersonthatwasvisibleattheattorney’shouse。RoseinsisteduponseeingMissBarbaraherself,andshewasshownintoaparlourtotheyounglady,whowasreadingadirtynovel,whichsheputunderaheapoflawpapersastheyentered。
  Dear,howyouSTARTLEDme!Isitonlyyou?saidshetohermaid。butassoonasshesawRosebehindthemaid,sheputonascornfulair。
  CouldnotyesayIwasnotathome,Betty?Well,mygoodgirl,whatbringsyouhere?Somethingtoborroworbeg,Isuppose。
  Mayeveryambassador——everyambassadorinasgoodacause——answerwithasmuchdignityandmoderationasRoserepliedtoBarbarauponthepresentoccasion。Sheassuredher,thatthepersonfromwhomshecamedidnotsendhereithertobegorborrow。thatshewasabletopaythefullvalueofthatforwhichshecametoask。and,producingherwellfilledpurse,Ibelievethatthisisaverygoodshilling,saidshe。Ifyoudon’tlikeit,Iwillchangeit,andnowyouwillbesogoodastogivemeSusan’sguinea-hen。ItisinhernameIaskforit。
  Nomatterinwhosenameyouaskforit,repliedBarbara,youwillnothaveit。Takeupyourshilling,ifyouplease。Iwouldhavetakenashillingyesterday,ifithadbeenpaidatthetimeproperly。butItoldSusan,thatifitwasnotpaidthen,Ishouldkeepthehen,andsoI
  shall,Ipromiseher。Youmaygoback,andtellherso。
  Theattorney’sdaughterhad,whilstRoseopenedhernegotiation,measuredthedepthofherpursewithakeeneye。andherpenetrationdiscoveredthatitcontainedatleasttenshillings。Withpropermanagementshehadsomehopesthattheguinea-henmightbemadetobringinatleasthalfthemoney。
  Rose,whowasofawarmtemper,notquitesofitamatchasshehadthoughtherselfforthewilyBarbara,incautiouslyexclaimed,Whateveritcostsus,wearedeterminedtohaveSusan’sfavouritehen。so,ifoneshillingwon’tdo,taketwo。andiftwowon’tdo,why,takethree。
  Theshillingssoundedprovokinguponthetable,asshethrewthemdownoneafteranother,andBarbaracoollyreplied,Threewon’tdo。
  Haveyounoconscience,MissBarbara?Thentakefour。Barbarashookherhead。Afifthshillingwasinstantlyproffered。butBab,whonowsawplainlythatshehadthegameinherownhands,preservedacold,cruelsilence。Rosewentonrapidly,biddingshillingaftershilling,tillshehadcompletelyemptiedherpurse。Thetwelveshillingswerespreaduponthetable。Barbara’savaricewasmoved,sheconsentedforthisransomtoliberateherprisoner。
  Rosepushedthemoneytowardsher。butjustthen,recollectingthatshewasactingforothersmorethanforherself,anddoubtingwhethershehadfullpowerstoconcludesuchanextravagantbargain,shegatheredupthepublictreasure,andwithnewly-recoveredprudenceobservedthatshemustgobacktoconsultherfriends。HergenerouslittlefriendswereamazedatBarbara’smeanness,butwithoneaccorddeclaredthattheyweremostwilling,fortheirparts,togiveupeveryfarthingofthemoney。TheyallwenttoSusaninabody,andtoldherso。There’sourpurse,saidthey。dowhatyoupleasewithit。Theywouldnotwaitforonewordofthanks,butranaway,leavingonlyRosewithhertosettlethetreatyfortheguinea-hen。
  Thereisacertainmannerofacceptingafavour,whichshowstruegenerosityofmind。Manyknowhowtogive,butfewknowhowtoacceptagiftproperly。Susanwastouched,butnotastonished,bythekindnessofheryoungfriends,andshereceivedthepursewithasmuchsimplicityasshewouldhavegivenit。
  Well,saidRose,shallIgobackfortheguinea-hen?
  Theguinea-hen!saidSusan,startingfromareverieintowhichshehadfallen,asshecontemplatedthepurse。CertainlyIDOlongtoseemyprettyguinea-henoncemore。butIwasnotthinkingofherjustthen——I
  wasthinkingofmyfather。
  NowSusanhadheardhermotheroften,inthecourseofthisday,wishthatshehadbutmoneyenoughintheworldtopayJohnSimpsonforgoingtoserveinthemilitiainsteadofherhusband。This,tobesure,willgobutalittleway,thoughtSusan。butstillitmaybeofsomeusetomyfather。ShetoldhermindtoRose,andconcludedbysaying,decidedly,thatifthemoneywasgiventohertodisposeofasshepleased,shewouldgiveittoherfather。
  Itisallyours,mydear,goodSusan,criedRose,withalookofwarmapprobation。Thisissolikeyou——butI’msorrythatMissBabmustkeepyourguinea-hen。Iwouldnotbeherforalltheguinea-hens,orguineaseither,inthewholeworld。Why,I’llanswerforit,theguinea-henwon’tmakeherhappy,andyou’llbehappyEVENwithout。becauseyouaregood。Letmecomeandhelpyouto-morrow,continuedshe,lookingatSusan’swork,ifyouhaveanymoremendingworktodo——IneverlikedworktillIworkedwithyou。Iwon’tforgetmythimbleormyscissors,
  addedshe,laughing——thoughIusedtoforgetthemwhenIwasagiddygirl。IassureyouIamagreathandatmyneedle,now——tryme。
  Susanassuredherfriendthatshedidnotdoubtthepowersofherneedle,andthatshewouldmostwillinglyacceptofherservices,butthatUNLUCKILYshehadfinishedalltheneedleworkimmediatelywanted。
  Butdoyouknow,saidshe,Ishallhaveagreatdealofbusinessto-
  morrow。butIwon’ttellyouwhatitisthatIhavetodo,forIamafraidIshallnotsucceed。butifIdosucceed,I’llcomeandtellyoudirectly,becauseyouwillbesogladofit。
  Susan,whohadalwaysbeenattentivetowhathermothertaughther,andwhohadoftenassistedherwhenshewasbakingbreadandcakesforthefamilyattheAbbey,hadnowformedthecourageous,butnotpresumptuousidea,thatshecouldherselfundertaketobakeabatchofbread。OneoftheservantsfromtheAbbeyhadbeensentallroundthevillageinthemorninginsearchofbread,andhadnotbeenabletoprocureanythatwastolerable。Mrs。Price’slastbakingfailedforwantofgoodbarm。Shewasnotnowstrongenoughtoattemptanotherherself。andwhenthebrewer’sboycamewitheagernesstotellherthathehadsomefinefreshyeast,shethankedhim,butsighed,andsaiditwouldbeofnousetoher。Accordinglyshewenttoworkwithmuchprudentcare,andwhenherbreadthenextmorningcameoutoftheoven,itwasexcellent。atleasthermothersaidso,andshewasagoodjudge。ItwassenttotheAbbey。
  andasthefamilytherehadnottastedanygoodbreadsincetheirarrivalinthecountry,theyalsowereearnestandwarminitspraise。Inquiriesweremadefromthehousekeeper,andtheyheard,withsomesurprise,thatthisexcellentbreadwasmadebyayounggirlonlytwelveyearsold。
  Thehousekeeper,whohadknownSusanfromachild,waspleasedtohaveanopportunityinspeakinginherfavour。Sheisthemostindustriouslittlecreature,ma’am,intheworld,saidshetohermistress。LittleIcan’tsowellcallhernow,sinceshe’sgrowntallandslendertolookat。andgladIamsheisgrownuplikelytolookat。forhandsomeisthathandsomedoes。shethinksnomoreofherbeinghandsomethanIdomyself。
  yetshehasasproperarespectforherself,ma’am,asyouhave。andI
  alwaysseeherneat,andwithhermother,ma’am,orfitpeople,asagirlshouldbe。Asforhermother,shedotesuponher,aswellshemay。forI
  shouldmyselfifIhadhalfsuchadaughter。andthenshehastwolittlebrothers。andshe’sasgoodtothem,and,myboyPhilipsays,taught’emtoreadmorethantheschool-mistress,allwithtendernessandgoodnature。but,Ibegyourpardon,ma’am,IcannotstopmyselfwhenIoncebegintotalkofSusan。
  Youhavereallysaidenoughtoexcitemycuriosity,saidhermistress。
  praysendforherimmediately。wecanseeherbeforewegoouttowalk。
  ThebenevolenthousekeeperdespatchedherboyPhilipforSusan,whoneverhappenedtobeinsuchanUNTIDYstateastobeunabletoobeyasummonswithoutalongpreparation。Shehad,itistrue,beenverybusy。butorderlypeoplecanbebusyandneatatthesametime。Sheputonherusualstrawhat,andaccompaniedRose’smother,whowasgoingwithabasketofclearedmuslintotheAbbey。
  ThemodestsimplicityofSusan’sappearanceandtheartlessproprietyoftheanswersshegavetoallthequestionsthatwereaskedher,pleasedtheladiesattheAbbey,whoweregoodjudgesofcharacterandmanners。
  SirArthurSomershadtwosisters,sensible,benevolentwomen。TheywerenotofthatraceoffineladieswhoaremiserablethemomenttheycometoTHECOUNTRY。noryetweretheyofthatbustlingsort,whoquackanddirectalltheirpoorneighbours,forthemereloveofmanaging,orthewantofsomethingtodo。Theywerejudiciouslygenerous。andwhilsttheywishedtodiffusehappiness,theywerenotperemptoryinrequiringthatpeopleshouldbehappypreciselytheirownway。Withthesedispositions,andwithawellinformedbrother,who,thoughheneverwishedtodirect,wasalwayswillingtoassistintheireffortstodogood,therewerereasonablehopesthattheseladieswouldbeablessingtothepoorvillagersamongstwhomtheywerenowsettled。
  AssoonasMissSomershadspokentoSusan,sheinquiredforherbrother。
  butSirArthurwasinhisstudy,andagentlemanwaswithhimonbusiness。
  Susanwasdesirousofreturningtohermother,andtheladiesthereforewouldnotdetainher。MissSomerstoldher,withasmile,whenshetookleave,thatshewouldcalluponherintheeveningatsixo’clock。
  ItwasimpossiblethatsuchagrandeventasSusan’svisittotheAbbeycouldlongremainunknowntoBarbaraCaseandhergossipingmaid。Theywatchedeagerlyforthemomentofherreturn,thattheymightsatisfytheircuriosity。Theresheis,Ideclare,justcomeintohergarden,
  criedBab。I’llruninandgetitalloutofherinaminute。
  Babcoulddescend,withoutshame,wheneveritsuitedherpurposes,fromtheheightofinsolentpridetothelowestmeannessoffawningfamiliarity。
  Susanwasgatheringsomemarigoldsandsomeparsleyforhermother’sbroth。
  So,Susan,saidBab,whocamecloseuptoherbeforesheperceivedit,howgoestheworldwithyouto-day?
  Mymotherisratherbetterto-day,shesays,ma’am——thankyou,repliesSusan,coldlybutcivilly。
  MA’AM!dear,howpolitewearegrownofasudden!criedBab,winkingathermaid。Onemayseeyou’vebeeningoodcompanythismorning——hey,Susan?Come,let’shearaboutit。
  Didyouseetheladiesthemselves,orwasitonlythehousekeepersentforyou?saidthemaid。
  Whatroomdidyougointo?continuedBab。DidyouseeMissSomers,orSirArthur?
  MissSomers。
  La!shesawMissSomers!Betty,Imusthearaboutit。Can’tyoustopgatheringthosethingsforaminute,andchatabitwithus,Susan?
  Ican’tstay,indeed,MissBarbara。formymother’sbrothisjustwanted,andI’minahurry。Susanranhome。
  Lord,herheadisfullofbrothnow,saidBabtohermaid。andshehasnotawordforherself,thoughshehasbeenabroad。MypapamaywellcallherSimpleSusan。forsimplesheis,andsimpleshewillbe,alltheworldover。Formypart,Ithinkshe’slittlebetterthanadownrightsimpleton。But,however,simpleornot,I’llgetwhatIwantoutofher。
  She’llbeabletospeak,maybe,whenshehassettledthegrandmatterofthebroth。I’llstepinandasktoseehermother,thatwillputherinagoodhumourinatrice。
  BarbarafollowedSusanintothecottage,andfoundheroccupiedwiththegrandaffairofthebroth。Isitready?saidBab,peepingintothepotthatwasoverthefire。Dear,howsavouryitsmells!I’llwaittillyougoinwithittoyourmother。forImustaskherhowshedoesmyself。
  Willyoupleasetositdownthen,miss,saidSimpleSusan,withasmile。foratthisinstantsheforgottheguinea-hen。Ihavebutjustputtheparsleyintothebroth。butitsoonwillbeready。