CHAPTERXI
  Albertreadthenameonthecard。Hewastooastonishedtospeak。
  Herfather!Hewashere!He——
  Hisgrandfatherspokeagain,andhistonewasbriskandbusinesslike。
  Goon,Al,heordered。Outthroughthissidedoorandaroundtothefront。Lively,son,lively!
  Buttheyoungman’switswerereturning。Hescowledatthecard。
  No,hesaidstoutly,I’mnotgoingtorunaway。I’mnotafraidofhim。Ihaven’tdoneanythingtobeashamedof。
  Thecaptainnodded。Ifyouhad,IshouldASKyoutorunaway,hesaid。Asitis,Ijustaskyoutostepoutandwaitalittlewhile,that’sall。
  But,Grandfather,IWANTtoseehim。
  Allright,Iwantyouto——butnotuntilheandIhavetalkedfirst。Come,boy,come!I’velivedalittlelongerthanyouhave,andmaybeIknowabouthalfasmuchaboutsomethings。Thisisoneof’em。Youclearoutandstandby。I’llcallyouwhenIwantyou。
  Albertwent,butreluctantly。Afterhehadgonehisgrandfatherwalkedtothedooroftheouterofficeandopenedit。
  Stepaboard,Mr。Fosdick,hesaid。Comein,sir。
  Mr。FletcherFosdickwasalargeman,portly,andwithaheadwhichwasrapidlylosingitsthatch。Hissmoot-shavenfacewasruddyandhisblueeyemild。HeenteredtheprivateofficeofZ。SnowandCo。andshookthehandwhichCaptainZelotesproffered。
  Howdoyoudo,CaptainSnow?heaskedpleasantly。YouandI
  havehadsomebusinessdealings,butwehavenevermetbefore,I
  believe。
  Thecaptainwavedtowardachair。That’safact,Mr。Fosdick,hesaid。Idon’tbelieveweeverhave,butit’sbetterlatethanbyandby,asthefellersaid。Sitdown,sitdown,Mr。Fosdick。
  Throwoffyourcoat,won’tyou?It’ssortofwarminherecomparedtooutdoor。
  Thevisitoradmittedthedifferenceintemperaturebetweentheinteriorandexteriorofthebuilding,andremovedhisovercoat。
  Alsohesatdown。CaptainZelotesopenedadrawerofhisdeskandproducedaboxofcigars。
  Haveasmoke,won’tyou?heinquired。
  Mr。Fosdickglancedatthelabelonthebox。
  Why——why,Iwasratherhopingyouwouldsmokeoneofmine,hesaid。Ihaveapocketfull。
  WhenIcomecallin’onyouatyourplaceinNewYorkIwillsmokeyours。Nowitkindoflookstomeasifyou’doughttosmokemine。
  Seemsreasonablewhenyouthinkitover,don’tit?
  Fosdicksmiled。Perhapsyou’reright,hesaid。Hetookoneofthegaudilybandedperfectosfromhishost’sboxandacceptedalightfromthematchthecaptainheld。Bothmenblewacloudofsmokeandthroughthosecloudseachlookedattheother。Thepreliminarieswereover,butneitherseemedparticularlyanxioustobegintherealconversation。Itwasthevisitorwho,atlast,beganit。
  CaptainSnow,hesaid,IpresumeyourclerktoldyouIwishedtoseeyouonamatterofbusiness。
  Who?Oh,Labe,youmean?Yes,hetoldme。
  Itoldhimtotellyouthat。Itmaysurpriseyou,however,tolearnthatthebusinessIwishedtoseeyouabout——thatIcameonfromNewYorktoseeyouabout——hasnothingwhatevertodowiththehouseI’mbuildingdownhere。
  CaptainZelotesremovedhiscigarfromhislipsandlookedmeditativelyatitsburningend。No-o,hesaidslowly,thatdon’tsurprisemeverymuch。Ical’lated’twasn’taboutthehouseyouwishedtoseeme。
  Oh,Isee!……Humph!TheFosdickmildblueeyelost,forthemoment,justatrifleofitsmildnessandbecamealmostkeen,asitsownerflashedaglanceatthebigfigureseatedatthedesk。
  Isee,saidMr。Fosdick。Andhaveyou——er——guessedwhatIdidcometoseeyouabout?
  No-o。Iwouldn’tcallitguessin’,exactly。
  Wouldn’tyou?Whatwouldyoucallit?
  We-ll,Idon’tknowbutI’driskcallin’itknowin’。Yes,IthinklikelyIwould。
  Oh,Isee……Humph!Haveyouhadaletter——onthesubject?
  Ye-es。
  Isee。FromMrs。Fosdick,ofcourse。Shesaidshewasgoingtowrite——I’mnotsureshedidn’tsayshehadwritten。butIhadtheimpressionitwasto——well,toanothermemberofyourfamily,CaptainSnow。
  No,’twastome。Comethismornin’smail。
  Isee。Mymistake。Well,I’mobligedtoherinaway。Ifthenewshasbeenbrokentoyou,Ishan’thavetobreakitandwecangetdowntobrasstacksjustsomuchsooner。Thesurprisebeingover——Itakeit,itWASasurprise,Captain?
  Youtakeitright。Justasmuchofasurprisetomeasyou。
  Ofcourse。Well,thesurprisebeingoverforbothofus,wecantalkoftheaffair——calmlyandcoolly。Whatdoyouthinkaboutit,Captain?
  Oh,Idon’tknowasIknowexactlywhattothink。WhatdoYOU
  thinkaboutit,Mr。Fosdick?
  Ithink——IimagineIthinkverymuchasyoudo。
  Ishouldn’thesurprised。And——er——what’syournotionofwhatI
  think?
  CaptainZelotes’grayeyetwinkledasheaskedthequestion,andtheFosdickblueeyetwinkledinreturn。Bothmenlaughed。
  Wearen’tgettingveryfarthisway,Captain,observedthevisitor。There’snousedodging,Isuppose。I,forone,amnotverywellpleased。Mrs。Fosdick,foranother,isn’tpleasedatall。sheisabsolutelyandentirelyopposedtothewholeaffair。
  Shewon’thearofit,that’sall,andshesaidsomuchthatI
  thoughtperhapsIhadbettercomedownhereatonce,seeyou,and——
  andtheyoungfellowwiththequeername——
  Mygrandson。
  Whyyes。Heisyourgrandson,isn’the?Ibegyourpardon。
  That’sallright。Ishan’tfightwithyoubecauseyoudon’tlikehisname。Goahead。Youdecidedtocomeandseehim——andme——?
  Yes,Idid。Idecidedtocomebecauseithasbeenmyexperiencethatafrank,straighttalkisbetter,incaseslikethis,thanahundredletters。Andthatthetimetotalkwasnow,beforemattersbetweentheyoungfoo——theyoungpeoplewentanyfurther。Don’tyouagreewithme?
  CaptainZelotesnodded。
  Thatnowisagoodtimetotalk?Yes,Ido,hesaid。
  Good!Thensupposewetalk。
  Allright。
  Therewasanotherintervalofsilence。ThenFosdickbrokeitwithachuckle。AndI’mtheonetodothetalking,eh?hesaid。
  CaptainLote’seyetwinkled。We-ll,youcameallthewayfromNewYorkonpurpose,youknow,heobserved。Thenheadded:Butthere,Mr。Fosdick,Idon’twantyoutothinkIain’tpoliteorwon’ttalk,myself。I’lldomysharewhenthetimecomes。Butitdoesseemtomethatyououghttodoyoursfirstasit’syourfamilysofarthat’sdonetheobjectin’……Yourcigar’sgoneout。Haveanotherlight,won’tyou?
  Thevisitorshookhishead。No,thankyou,notnow,hesaidhastily,placingthedefunctcigarcarefullyonthecaptain’sdesk。
  Iwon’tsmokefortheminute。Soyouwantmetobeginthetalking,doyou?ItseemstomeIhavebegunit。ItoldyouthatIdonotliketheideaofmydaughter’sbeingengagedto——tosaynothingofmarrying——yourgrandson。MywifelikesitevenlessthanIdo。Thatisenoughofastatementtobeginwith,isn’tit?
  Why,no,notexactly,ifyou’llexcusemysayin’so。Yourdaughterherself——howdoesshefeelaboutit?
  Oh,sheisenthusiastic,naturally。Sheappearstobesufferingfromtemporaryinsanityonthesubject。
  Shedon’tseemtothinkit’squiteas——er——preposterous,andridiculousandoutrageous——andLordknowswhatall——asyourwifedoes,eh?
  No。Isay,Snow,Ihopeyou’renottoodeeplyoffendedbywhatmywifewroteyou。Ijudgeyouarequotingfromherletterandapparentlyshepileditonred-hot。You’llhavetoexcuseher。shewasalmostwildalldayyesterday。I’llaskyourpardononherbehalf。
  Sho,sho!Noneed,Mr。Fosdick,noneedatall。Iknowwhatwomenare,eventheeasy-goin’kind,whenthey’vegotsteamup。
  I’vegotawife——andIhadadaughter。But,gettin’backonthecourseagain,youthinkyourdaughter’scrazybecauseshewantstomarrymygrandson。Isthatit?
  Why,no,Iwouldn’tsaythat,exactly。Ofcourse,Iwouldn’tsaythat。
  But,yousee,youdidsayit。However,we’llleavethattoonesideforaspell。Whatobjection——whatrealobjectionistheretothosetwomarryin’——mygrandsonandyourdaughter——providedthattheycareforeachotherasthey’doughtto?
  Mr。Fosdick’sexpressionchangedslightly。Histone,asherepliedtothequestion,wascolderandhismannerlesscordial。
  Idon’tknowthatitisworthwhileansweringthatindetail,hesaid,afteraninstant’spause。Frankly,CaptainSnow,Ihadratherhopedyouwouldsee,foryourself,thereasonswhysuchamarriagewouldn’tbedesirable。Ifyoudon’tseethem,ifyouarebackingupyourgrandsoninhisbusiness,why——well,thereisnouseinourdiscussingthematteranyfurther,isthere?Weshouldonlyloseourtempersandnotgainmuch。Sowehadbetterenditnow,Ithink。
  Herosetohisfeet。CaptainZelotes,leaningforward,heldupaprotestinghand。
  Now——now,Mr。Fosdick,hesaidearnestly,Idon’twantyoutomisunderstandme。AndI’msorryifwhatIsaidhasmadeyoumad。
  Fosdicksmiled。Oh,I’mnotmad,heansweredcheerfully。I
  makeitaruleinallmybusinessdealingsnottogetmad,or,moreespecially,nottolettheotherfellowknowthatI’mgettingthatway。Mytemperhasn’taruffleinitjustnow,andIamleavingmerelybecauseIwantittoremainsmooth。IjudgethatyouandI
  aren’tgoingtoagree。Allright,thenwe’lldiffer,butwe’lldifferwithoutafight,that’sall。Goodafternoon,Captain。
  ButCaptainLote’shandstillremaineduplifted。
  Mr。Fosdick,hesaid。justaminutenow——justaminute。YouneverhavemetAlbert,mygrandson,haveyou?Neverevenseenhim,maybe?
  No,butIintendtomeethimandtalkwithhimbeforeIleaveSouthHarniss。HewasoneofthetwopeopleIcameheretomeet。
  AndIwastheother,eh?Um-hm……Isee。Youthinkyou’vefoundoutwhereIstandandnowyou’llsizehimup。Honest,Mr。
  Fosdick,I……Humph!MindifItellyoualittlestory?
  ’Twon’ttakelong。WhenIwasalittleshaver,meandmygranddad,thefirstCap’nLoteSnow——there’sbeentwosince——weregreatchums。WhenhewashomefromseaheandIstucktogetherlikehotpitchandoakum。Onedayweweresittin’outinthefrontyardofhishouse——it’smine,now——watchin’ahoptoadcatchflies。You’veseenatoadcatchflies,haven’tyou,Mr。Fosdick?Mr。Toadsitsthere,lookin’halfasleepandaspiousanddemureasapickpocketatcamp-meetin’,untilaflycomesalongandgetstoonear。Then,Zip!outshootsaboutsixinchesoftoadtongueandthatfly’sbeenaskedintodinner。Well,granddadandIsatlookin’atourparticulartoadwhenalongcameabumble-beeandlightedonahoneysuckleblossomrightinfrontofthecritter。Thetoaddidn’ttaketimetothinkitover,allhesawwasasquaremeal,andhistongueflashedoutandnailedthatbumble-beeandsnappeditintothepantry。Inaboutahalfsecond,though,therewasachange。
  Thepantryhadbeenemptied,thebumble-beewasonhiswayagain,andMr。Toadwasonhis,hoppin’livelyandhuntin’for——well,foricewaterorsomethin’coolin’,Iguesslikely。Granddadtappedmeontheshoulder。’Sonny,’sayshe,’there’salessonforyou。
  Thathoptoaddidn’twaittomakesurethatbumble-beewasgoodtoeat。hetookitforgranted,andwassorryafterward。Itdon’tpaytojumpatconclusions,son,’hesays。’Someconclusionsarelikethatbumble-bee’s,theyhavestingsin’em。’
  CaptainLote,havingfinishedhisstory,feltinhispocketforamatch。Fosdick,foraninstant,appearedpuzzled。Thenhelaughed。
  Isee,hesaid。YouthinkImadetooquickajumpwhenI
  concludedyouwerebackingyourgrandsoninthisaffair。Allright,I’mgladtohearit。Whatdoyouwantmetodo,sitdownagainandlisten?
  Heresumedhisseatasheaskedthequestion。CaptainZelotesnodded。
  Ifyoudon’tmind,heanswered。Yousee,youmisunderstoodme,Mr。Fosdick。Ididn’tmeananymorethanwhatIsaidwhenIaskedyouwhatrealobjectiontherewas,inyouropiniontoAlbert’smarryin’your——er——Madeline,that’shername,Ibelieve。Seemstomethewayforustogettoanunderstandin’——youandI——istofindoutjusthowthesituationlookstoeachofus。Whenwe’vefoundoutthat,we’llknowhownighwecometoagreein’ordisagreein’
  andcanactaccordin’。Soundsreasonable,don’tit?
  Fosdicknoddedinhisturn。Perfectly,headmitted。Well,askyourquestions,andI’llanswerthem。AfterthatperhapsI’llasksomemyself。Goahead。
  Ihavegoneahead。I’veaskedonealready。
  Yes,butitissuchageneralquestion。Theremaybesomanyobjections。
  Isee。Allright,thenI’llasksome:Whatdothelawyerscall’em?——Atlantic?Pacific?I’vegotit——I’llasksomespecificquestions。Here’sone。DoyouobjecttoAlpersonally?Tohischaracter?
  Notatall。Weknownothingabouthischaracter。Verylikelyhemaybeayoungsaint。
  Well,heain’t,sowe’llletthatslide。He’sagoodboy,though,sofarasI’veeverbeenabletofindout。Isithislooks?
  You’veneverseenhim,butyourwifehas。Don’tshelikehislooks?
  Shehasn’tmentionedhislookstome。
  Isithismoney?Hehasn’tgotanyofhisown。
  We-ell,ofcoursethatdoescountalittlebit。Madelineisouronlychild,andnaturallyweshouldprefertohaveherpickoutahusbandwithadollarorsoinreserve。
  Um-hm。Al’stwenty-one,Mr。Fosdick。WhenIwastwenty-oneIhadsomeputby,butnotmuch。Ipresumelikely’twasdifferentwithyou,maybe。Probablyyouwereprettywellfixed。
  Fosdicklaughedaloud。Youmakeagoodcross-examiner,Snow,heobserved。Asamatteroffact,whenIwastwenty-oneIwasassistantbookkeeperinaNewHavenbroker’soffice。Ididn’thaveacentexceptmysalary,andIhadthatonlyforthefirstfivedaysintheweek。
  However,yougotmarried?
  Yes,Idid。MorefoolI!IfIhadknownanything,Ishouldhavewaitedfiveyearsatleast。Ididn’thaveanyonetotellmeso。
  Myfatherandmotherwerebothdead。
  Thinkyou’dhavelistenedto’emiftheyhadbeenaliveandhadtoldyou?However,however,that’salltooneside。Well,Albert’shavin’nomoneytospeakofisanobjection——andagoodhonestonefromyourpointofview。Hisprospectshereinthisbusinessofminearefair,andheisdoin’betteratitthanhewas,sohemaymakeacomf’tablelivin’——acomf’tableSouthHarnisslivin’,thatis——byandby。
  Oh,heiswithyou,then?Oh,yes,Iremembermywifesaidheworkedinyouroffice。Butshesaidmoreabouthisbeingsomesortofa——apoet,wasn’tit?
  Forthefirsttimesincetheinterviewbeganthecaptainlookedillateaseandembarrassed。
  Thunderation!heexclaimedtestily,youmustn’tpayattentiontothat。Hedoesmakeuppoetry’pieces——er——ontheside,asyoumightsay,butIkeephopin’allthetimehe’llgrowoutofit,givehimtime。It’ain’thisregularjob,youmustn’tthink’tis。
  Thevisitorlaughedagain。I’mgladofthat,hesaid,bothforyoursakeandmine。IjudgethatyouandI,Snow,areincompleteagreementasfarasouropinionofpoetryandthatsortofstuffisconcerned。OfcourseI’mnotcondemningallpoetry,youunderstand。
  LongfellowandTennysonandtheregularpoetsareallright。YouunderstandwhatI’mgettingat?
  Sartin。Iusedtoknow’DownwenttheR’yalGeorgewithallhercrewcomplete,’andalotmore。Usedtosay’emovertomyselfwhenIfirstwenttoseaandstoodwatchalonenights。Buttheyweredifferent,youknow。they——they——
  Sure!Mywife——why,Igiveyoumywordthatmyownwifeandhersetgoperfectlydaffyoverchapswhowritestuffthatrhymesandthatthepapersareprintingcolumnsabout。Snow,ifthisgrandsonofyourswasagenuinepress-touted,women’sclubpoetinsteadofawould-be——well,Idon’tknowwhatmighthappen。InthatcaseshemightbeasstrongFORthisengagementassheisnowagainstit。
  Hepaused,seemingabitashamedofhisownheat。CaptainZelotes,however,regardedhimwithmoreapprovalthanhehadyetshown。
  It’sbeenmyobservationthatwomenarelikelytogetoffthecoursechasin’falsesignalslikethat,heobserved。Whenamanbeginslettin’hishairandhismouthrunwildtogetherseemsasifthecombinationhadanattractionforagoodmanywomenfolks。Alkeepshishaircut,though,I’llsaythatforhim,headded。Itcurlssome,butitain’tlong。Iwouldn’thavehimintheofficeif’twas。
  Well,Mr。Fosdick,hecontinued,whatotherobjectionsarethey?
  Manners?Familyandrelations?Education?Anyobjectionsalongthatline?
  No-o,no。I——well,Idon’tknow。yousee,Idon’tknowmuchabouttheyoungfellow。
  PerhapsIcanhelpyouout。Astomanners——well,youcanjudgethemforyourselfwhenyouseehim。Heseemstobeinabouteverykindofsocialdoin’sthereisdownhere,andhe’sasmuchormorepopularwiththesummerfolksthanwiththeyear-’rounders。
  Education?Well,that’sfairtomiddlin’,asIseeit。Hespentnineortenyearsinamightyexpensiveboardin’schoolupinNewYorkState。
  Didhe?Whatschool?
  Thecaptaingavethenameoftheschool。Fosdicklookedsurprised。
  Humph!ThatISagoodschool,hesaid。
  Isit?Dependsonwhatyoucallgood,Ical’late。Allearnedagooddealofthisandthat,alittlebitofforeignlanguage,somethattheycalldeadandsomethatoughttobedead——andburied,’cordin’tomynotion。Whenhecametomehecouldn’taddupacolumnoftenfiggerswithoutmakin’amistake,andasforbusiness——well,whatheknewaboutbusinesswasaboutequaltowhatNoahknewaboutagasengine。
  Hepausedtochuckle,andFosdickchuckledwithhim。
  Astofamily,wentonCaptainLote,he’saSnowonhismother’sside,andthere’sbeensevengenerationsofSnow’sinthispartoftheCapesincethefirstonelandedhere。SofarasIknow,they’veallmanagedtokeepoutofjail,whichmayhavebeenmoregoodluckthandeservin’insomecases。
  Hisfather?queriedFosdick。
  Thecaptain’sheavybrowsdrewtogether。HisfatherwasaPortygee——orSpaniard,Ibelieveisright——andhewasaplay-actor,oneofthose——whatdoyoucall’em?——operasingers。
  Fosdickseemedsurprisedandinterested。Oh,indeed,heexclaimed,anoperasinger?……Why,hewasn’tSperanza,thebaritone,washe?
  Maybe。Ibelievehewas。Hemarriedmydaughterand——well,wewon’ttalkabouthim,ifyoudon’tmind。
  ButSperanzawasa——
  IFyoudon’tmind,Mr。Fosdick。
  CaptainLotelapsedintosilence,drummingthedeskwithhisbigfingers。Hisvisitorwaitedforafewmoments。Atlengthhesaid:
  Well,CaptainSnow,Ihaveansweredyourquestionsandyouhaveansweredmine。Doyouthinkweareanyneareranagreementnow?
  CaptainZelotesseemedtoawakewithastart。Eh?hequeried。
  Agreement?Oh,Idon’tknow。Didyoufindany——er——whatyoumightcallvitalobjectionsintheboy’srecord?
  No-o。No,allthatisallright。Hisfamilyandhiseducationandalltherestaregoodenough,I’msure。But,nevertheless——
  Youstillobjecttotheyoungfolksgettin’married。
  Yes,Ido。Hangitall,Snow,thisisn’tathingonecanreasonout,exactly。Madelineisouronlychild。sheisourpet,ourbaby。NaturallyhermotherandIhaveplannedforher,hopedforher,figuredthatsomeday,whenwehadtogiveherup,itwouldbeto——to——
  Tosomebodythatwasn’tAlbertSperanzaofSouthHarniss,Mass……Eh?
  Yes。Notthatyourgrandsonisn’tallright。Ihavenodoubtheisatip-topyoungfellow。But,yousee——
  CaptainLotesuddenlyleanedforward。CourseIsee,Mr。Fosdick,
  heinterrupted。CourseIsee。Youobject,andtheobjectionain’tamiteweakeronaccountofyournotbein’abletosayexactlywhat’tis。
  That’stheidea。Thankyou,Captain。
  You’rewelcome。Icanunderstand。Iknowjusthowyoufeel,becauseI’vebeenfeelin’thesamewaymyself。
  Oh,youhave?Good!ThenyoucansympathizewithMrs。Fosdickandwithme。Yousee——youunderstandwhywehadratherourdaughterdidnotmarryyourgrandson。
  Sartin。Yousee,I’vehadjustthesamesortofgeneralkindofobjectiontoAl’smarryin’yourdaughter。
  Mr。FletcherFosdickleanedslowlybackwardinhischair。Hisappearancewassuggestiveofonewhohasreceivedanunexpectedthumpbetweentheeyes。
  Oh,youhave!hesaidagain,butnotwiththesameexpression。
  Um-hm,saidCaptainZelotesgravely。I’mlikeyouinoneway。
  I’venevermetyourMadelineanymorethanyouhavemetAl。I’veseenheronceortwice,andsheisrealprettyandnice-lookin’。
  ButIdon’tknowheratall。NowIdon’tdoubtforaminutebutthatshe’sarealnicegirlanditmightbethatshe’dmakeAlafairlygoodwife。
  Er——well,——thanks。
  Oh,that’sallright,Imeanit。Itmightbeshewould。AndI
  ain’tgotathingagainstyouoryourfolks。
  Humph,——er——thanksagain。
  That’sallright。youdon’tneedtothankme。Butit’sthiswaywithme——IliveinSouthHarnissalltheyearround。IwanttoliveheretillIdie,and——afterIdieI’dlikefirst-ratetohaveAltakeuptheZ。SnowandCo。businessandtheSnowhouseandlandandkeepthemgoin’tillHEdies。Mind,Iain’tatallsurethathe’lldoit,orbecapableofdoin’it,butthat’swhatI’dlike。
  Nowyou’reinNewYorkmostoftheyear,andso’syourwifeanddaughter。NewYorkisallright——Iain’tsayin’awordagainstit——
  butNewYorkandSouthHarnissaredifferent。
  TheFosdickliptwitched。Somewhatdifferent,headmitted。
  Um-hm。Thatsoundslikeajoke,Iknow。butIdon’tmeanitso,notnow。WhatImeanisthatIknowSouthHarnissandSouthHarnissfolks。Idon’tknowNewYork——notsoverywell,thoughI’vebeenthereplentyoftimes——andIdon’tknowNewYorkways。
  ButIdoknowSouthHarnissways,andtheysuitme。Wouldtheysuityourdaughter——notjustforsummer,butasareg’larthingrightstraightalongyearinandout?Idoubtit,Mr。Fosdick,I
  doubtitconsid’able。CourseIdon’tknowyourdaughter——
  Ido——andIshareyourdoubts。
  Um-hm。Butwhethershelikeditornotshe’dhavetocomehereifshemarriedmygrandson。Eitherthatorhe’dhavetogotoNewYork。AndifhewenttoNewYork,howwouldheearnhislivin’?
  Getanewbookkeepin’jobandstartalloveragain,orliveonpoetry?
  Mr。Fosdickopenedhismouthasiftospeak,seemedtochangehismindandcloseditagain,withoutspeaking。CaptainZelotes,lookingkeenlyathim,seemedtoguesshisthoughts。
  Ofcourse,hesaiddeliberately,butwithafirmnesswhichpermittednomisunderstandingofhismeaning,ofcourseyoumustn’tgetitintoyourheadforoneminutethattheboyisfiggerin’onyourdaughter’sbein’arichgirl。Hehasn’tgiventhatathought。Youtakemywordforthat,Mr。Fosdick。Hedoesn’tknowhowmuchmoneysheoryouhavegotandhedoesn’tcare。Hedoesn’tcareacontinentaldarn。
  Hisvisitorsmiledslightly。Nevertheless,hebegan。Thecaptaininterruptedhim。
  No,thereain’tanynevertheless,hesaid。AlberthasbeenwithmeenoughyearsnowsothatIknowalittleabouthim。AndIknowthatallhewantsisyourdaughter。Astohowmuchshe’sworthinmoneyorhowthey’regoin’toliveafterhe’sgother——Iknowthathehasn’tgivenitonethought。Idon’timagineshehas,either。
  Foronereason,headded,withasmile,heistoopoorabusinessmantothinkofmarriageasabusiness,bill-payin’contract,andforanother,——foranother——why,goodLord,Fosdick!heexclaimed,leaningforward,don’tyouknowwhatthisthingmeanstothosetwoyoungfolks?Itmeansjustmoonshineandmushandlookin’intoeachother’seyes,that’saboutall。THEYhaven’tthoughtanypracticalthoughtsaboutit。Why,thinkwhattheiragesare!
  Thinkofyourselfatthatage!Can’tyouremember……Humph!
  Well,I’mtalkin’fiftyrevolutionstothesecond。Ibegyourpardon。
  That’sallright,Snow。AndIbelieveyouhavethesituationsizedupasitis。Still——
  Excuseme,Mr。Fosdick,butdon’tyouthinkit’sabouttimeyouhadalookattheboyhimself?I’mgoin’toaskhimtocomeinhereandmeetyou。
  Fosdicklookedtroubled。Thinkitisgoodpolicy?heaskeddoubtfully。Iwanttoseehimandspeakwithhim,butIdohateascene。
  Therewon’tbeanyscene。Youjustmeethimfacetofaceandtalkenoughwithhimtogetalittleideaofwhatyourfirstimpressionis。Don’tcontradictorcommityourselforanything。AndI’llsendhimoutattheendoftwoorthreeminutes。
  Withoutwaitingforareply,herose,openedthedoortotheouterofficeandcalled,Al,comeinhere!WhenAlberthadobeyedtheorderheclosedthedoorbehindhimandturningtothegentlemaninthevisitor’schair,said:Mr。Fosdick,thisismygrandson,AlbertSperanza。Al,shakehandswithMr。FosdickfromNewYork。
  Whileawaitingthesummonstomeetthefatherofhisadored,Alberthadbeenrehearsingandre-rehearsingthespeechesheintendedmakingwhenthatmeetingtookplace。Sittingathisdesk,peninhandandpretendingtobebusywiththebookkeepingofZ。SnowandCompany,hehadseen,nottheruledpageofthedaybook,buttheparentalcountenanceoftheHonorableFletcherFosdick。And,tohismind’seye,thatcountenancewasasruggedandsternastherock-boundcoastuponwhichthePilgrimslanded,andaboutasunyieldingandimpregnableasthedooroftheofficesafe。So,whenhisgrandfathercalledhim,hedescendedfromthetalldeskstoolandcrossedthethresholdoftheinnerroom,atriflepale,alittleshakyattheknees,butwiththesetchinanderectheadofonewho,facingalmosthopelessodds,intendsfightingtothelastgasp。
  TohisastonishmenttheFosdickcountenancewasnotashisimaginationhadpicturedit。Theblueeyesmethis,notwithaglareoraglower,butwithalookofinterestandinquiry。TheFosdickhandshookhiswithpoliteness,andtheFosdickmannerwas,ifnotgenial,atleastquietandmatteroffact。Hewastakenaback。Whatdiditmean?WasitpossiblethatMadeline’sfatherwasinclinedtoregardherengagementtohimwithfavor?Agreatthrobofjoyaccompaniedthethought。Thenherememberedtheletterhehadjustread,theletterfromMadeline’smother,andthehopesubsided。
  Albert,saidCaptainZelotes,Mr。Fosdickhascomeonheretotalkwithus。thatis,withmeandyou,aboutyouraffairs。HeandIhavetalkeduptothepointwhereitseemedtomeyououghttocomeinforaspell。I’vetoldhimthatthenewsthatyouandhisdaughterwere——er——favorablydisposedtowardeachotherwasassuddenandasbigasurprisetomeas’twastohim。Evenyourgrandmadon’tknowityet。NowIpresumelikelyhe’dliketoaskyouafewquestions。Heaveahead,Mr。Fosdick。
  Herelithiscigarstumpandleanedbackinhischair。Mr。Fosdickleanedforwardinhis。Albertstoodverystraight,hisshouldersbracedfortheencounter。ThequizzicaltwinkleshoneinCaptainLote’seyeasheregardedhisgrandson。Fosdickalsosmiledmomentarilyashecaughttheexpressionoftheyouth’sface。
  Well,Speranza,hebegan,insocheerfulatonethatAlbert’sastonishmentgrewevengreater,yourgrandfatherhasbeenkindenoughtogetusthroughthepreliminaries,sowe’llcomeatoncetotheessentials。Youandmydaughterconsideryourselvesengagedtomarry?
  Yes,sir。WeAREengaged。
  Isee。Howlonghaveyou——um——beenthatway,sotospeak?
  SincelastAugust。
  Whyhaven’tyousaidanythingaboutittous——toMrs。Fosdickormeoryourpeoplehere?Youmustexcusethesepersonalquestions。
  AsIhavejustsaidtoCaptainSnow,Madelineisouronlychild,andherhappinessandwelfaremeanaboutallthereisinlifetohermotherandme。So,naturally,themansheisgoingtomarryisanimportantconsideration。YouandIhavenevermetbefore,sothequickestwayofreachinganunderstandingbetweenusisbythequestionroute。Yougetmymeaning?
  Yes,sir,IguessIdo。
  Good!Thenwe’llgoahead。Whyhaveyoutwokeptitasecretsolong?
  Because——well,becauseweknewwecouldn’tmarryyetawhile,sowethoughtwehadbetternotannounceitforthepresent。
  Oh!……AndtheideathatperhapsMrs。FosdickandImightbeslightlyinteresteddidn’toccurtoyou?
  Why,yes,sir,itdid。But,——butwethoughtitbestnottotellyouuntillater。
  Perhapsthesuspicionthatwemightnotbeoverjoyedbythenewshadalittleweightwithyou,eh?Possiblythathelpedtodelaythe——er——announcement?
  No,sir,I——Idon’tthinkitdid。
  Oh,don’tyou!PerhapsyouthoughtweWOULDbeoverjoyed?
  No,sir。Wedidn’tthinksoverymuchaboutit。Well,that’snotquitetrue。Madelinefeltthathermother——andyou,too,sir,I
  suppose,althoughshedidn’tspeakasoftenofyouinthatway——shefeltthathermotherwoulddisapproveatfirst,andsowehadbetterwait。
  Untilwhen?
  Until——untilbyandby。UntilIhadgoneaheadfurther,youknow。
  I’mnotsurethatIdoknow。Goneaheadhow?Untilyouhadabetterposition,moresalary?
  No,notexactly。Untilmywritingswerebetterknown。UntilI
  wasalittlemoresuccessful。
  Successful?Untilyouwrotemorepoetry,doyoumean?
  Yes,sir。Poetryandotherthings,storiesandplays,perhaps。
  Doyoumean——DidyoufigurethatyouandMadelineweretoliveonwhatyoumadebywritingpoetryandtheotherstuff?
  Yes,sir,ofcourse。
  FosdicklookedacrossatCaptainZelotes。TheCaptain’sfacewasworthlookingat。
  Here,here,holdon!heexclaimed,jumpingintotheconversation。
  Al,whatareyoutalkin’about?You’rebookkeeperforme,ain’tyou。forthisconcernrightherewhereyouare?Whatdoyoumeanbytalkin’asifyourjobwasmakin’uppoetrypieces?That’sonlywhatyoudoontheside,andyouknowit。Eh,ain’tthatso?
  Alberthesitated。Hehad,momentarily,forgottenhisgrandfatherandthelatter’sprejudices。Afterall,whatwastheuseofstirringupadditionaltrouble。
  Yes,Grandfather,hesaid。
  Courseit’sso。It’sinthisofficethatyoudrawyourwages。
  Yes,Grandfather。
  Allright。Excusemefornosin’in,Mr。Fosdick,butIknewtheboywasn’tputtin’thethingasplainasitoughttobe,andI
  didn’twantyoutogetthewrongnotion。Heaveahead。
  Fosdicksmiledslightly。Allright,Captain,hesaid。Igetit,Ithink。Well,then,turningagaintoAlbert,yourplanforsupportingmydaughterwastowaituntilyourpositionhere,plusthepoetry,shouldbringinsufficientrevenue。Itdidn’toccurtoyouthat——well,thattheremightbeapossibilityofgettingmoney——
  elsewhere?
  Albertplainlydidnotunderstand,butitwasjustasplainthathisgrandfatherdid。CaptainZelotesspokesharply。
  Mr。Fosdick,hesaid,Ijustansweredthatquestionforyou。
  Yes,Iknow。Butifyouwereinmyplaceyoumightliketohavehimanswerit。Idon’tmeantobeoffensive,butbusinessisbusiness,and,afterall,thisisabusinesstalk。So——
  TheCaptaininterrupted。Sowe’lltalkitinabusinessway,eh?
  hesnapped。Allright。Al,whatMr。Fosdickmeansishadyoucal’latedthat,ifyoumarriedhisdaughter,maybeherdad’smoneymighthelpyouandhertokeepgoin’?Toputitevenplainer:hadyouplannedsomeonherbein’arichgirl?
  Fosdicklookedannoyed。Oh,Isay,Snow!hecried。That’stoostrong,altogether。
  Notamite。It’swhatyou’vehadinthebackofyourheadallalong。I’mjusthelpin’ittocomeoutofthefront。Well,Al?
  TheredspotswereburningintheSperanzacheeks。Hechokedasheanswered。
  No,hecriedfiercely。OfcourseIhaven’tplannedonanysuchthing。Idon’tknowhowrichsheis。Idon’tcare。Iwishshewasaspooras——asIam。IwantHER,that’sall。Andshewantsme。Wedon’teitherofuscareaboutmoney。Iwouldn’ttakeacentofyourmoney,Mr。Fosdick。ButI——IwantMadelineand——and——
  Ishallhaveher。
  Inspiteofherparents,eh?
  Yes……I’msorrytospeakso,Mr。Fosdick,butitistrue。
  We——weloveeachother。We——we’veagreedtowaitforeachother,nomatter——nomatterifitisyearsandyears。Andasforthemoneyandallthat,ifyoudisinherither,or——orwhateveritistheydo——wedon’tcare。I——Ihopeyouwill。I——she——
  CaptainZelotes’voicebrokeinupontheimpassionedoutburst。
  Steady,Al。steady,son,hecautionedquietly。Ical’lateyou’vesaidenough。Idon’tthinkanymore’snecessary。You’dbettergobacktoyourdesknow。
  But,Grandfather,Iwanthimtounderstand——
  Iguesslikelyhedoes。Ishouldsayyou’dmadeitrealplain。
  Gonow,Al。
  Albertturned,but,withashakinghanduponthedoorknob,turnedbackagain。
  I’m——I——I’msorry,Mr。Fosdick,hefaltered。I——Ididn’tmeantosayanythingtohurtyourfeelings。But——but,yousee,Madeline——sheandI——we——
  Hecouldnotgoon。Fosdick’snodandanswerwerenotunkindly。
  Allright,Speranza,hesaid,I’mnotoffended。HopeIwasn’ttooblunt,myself。Good-day。
  WhenthedoorhadclosedbehindtheyoungmanheturnedtoCaptainLote。
  SorryifIoffendedyou,Snow,heobserved。Ithrewinthathintaboutmarryingjusttoseewhateffectitwouldhave,that’sall。
  Um-hm。SoIjudged。Well,yousaw,didn’tyou?
  Idid。Say,Captain,exceptasaprospectiveson-in-law,andthenonlybecauseIdon’tseehiminthatlight——Iratherlikethatgrandsonofyours。He’safine,upstandingyoungchap。
  Thecaptainmadenoreply。Hemerelypulledathisbeard。
  However,hedidnotlookdispleased。
  He’sahandsomespecimen,isn’the?wentonFosdick。NowonderMadelinefellforhislooks。Thoseandthepoetrytogetherareacombinationhardtoresist——atherage。Andhe’sagentleman。HehandledhimselfmightywellwhileIwasstringinghimjustnow。
  Thebeardtuggingcontinued。Um-hm,observedCaptainZelotesdryly。hedoesprettywellfora——SouthHarnissgentleman。Butwe’rekindofwastin’time,ain’twe,Mr。Fosdick?Inspiteofhislooksandhismannersandalltherest,nowthatyou’veseenhimyoustillobjecttothatengagement,Itakeit。
  Why,yes,Ido。Theboyisallright,I’msure,but——
  Sartin,Iunderstand。Ifeelthesamewayaboutyourgirl。She’sallright,I’msure,but——
  We’reagreedoneverything,includin’the’but。’Andthe’but’isthatNewYorkisoneplaceandSouthHarnissisanother。
  Exactly。
  Sowedon’twant’emtomarry。Fine。Firstrate!Onlynowwecometothemostimportant’but’ofall。Whatarewegoingtodoaboutit?Supposewesaynoandtheysayyesandkeeponsayin’
  it?Supposetheydecidetogetmarriednomatterwhatwesay。Howarewegoin’tostopit?
  Hisvisitorregardedhimforamomentandthenbrokeintoaheartylaugh。
  Snow,hedeclared,you’reallright。Yousurelyhavethefacultyofputtingyourfingerontheweakspots。Ofcoursewecan’tstopit。Ifthesetwoyoungidiotshaveamindtomarryandkeepthatmind,theyWILLmarryandwecan’tpreventitanymorethanwecouldpreventthetidecominginto-morrowmorning。_I_
  realizedthatthiswasasortoffool’serrand,mycomingdownhere。Iknowthatthisisn’ttheagewhenparentscanforbidmarriagesandgetawaywithit,astheyusedtoonthestageintheoldplays。Boysandgirlsnowadayshaveawayofgoingtheirowngaitinsuchmatters。Butmywifedoesn’tseeitinexactlythatway,andshewassoinsistentonmycomingdownheretostopthethingifIcouldthat——well,Icame。
  I’mgladyoudid,Mr。Fosdick,realglad。And,althoughIagreewithyouthattheveryworstthingtodo,ifwewanttostopthisteamfrompullin’together,istohaulbackonthebitsandholler’Whoa,’stillI’mkindofhopefulthat,maybe……humph!I
  declare,itlooksasifI’dhavetotellyouanotherstory。I’mgettin’asbadasCap’nHannibalDoaneusedtobe,andtheyusedtocallhim’TheRopeWalk’’causehespunsomanyyarns。
  Fosdicklaughedagain。Youmaygoasfarasyoulikewithyourstories,Captain,hesaid。Icangrowfatonthem。
  Thanks。Well,thisain’tastoryexactly。itjustkindofmakesthepointI’mtryin’togetat。CalvinBangshadawhitemareonetimeandthecritterhadahabitofrunnin’away。Oncehiswife,HannahJ。,wasinthebuggyallbyherself,overtotheOstableFair,Calvinhavin’gotouttobuysomepeanutsorsomethin’。Themaregotscaredofthenoiseandcrowdandbolted。Asluckwouldhaveit,shewentrightthroughthefenceandoutontothetrottin’
  track。Andaroundthattrackshewent,hellbentforelection。
  Allhandswasrunnin’alongsidehollerin’’Stopher!Stopher!
  ’butnotCalvin——noSIR!Hewaitedtillthemarewasabreastofhim,themareontwolegsandthebuggyontwowheelsandHannah’mostanywheresbetweenthedasherandthenextworld,andthenhesungout:’Giveherherhead,Hannah!Giveherherhead。She’llstopwhensherunsdown。’
  Helaughedandhisvisitorlaughedwithhim。
  Igather,observedtheNewYorker,thatyoubelieveitthebetterpolicytogiveouryoungpeopletheirheads。
  Inreason——yes,Ido。It’smyjudgmentthatanaffairlikethiswillhurrymoreandmoreifyoutrytoohardtostopit。Ifyoudon’ttryatallsoanyonewouldnoticeit,itmayrundownandstopofitself,thewayCalvin’smaredid。
  Fosdicknoddedreflectively。I’minclinedtoagreewithyou,hesaid。Butdoesthatmeanthatthey’retocorrespond,writeloveletters,andallthat?
  Why,inreason,maybe。Ifwesaynotothat,they’llwriteanyhow,won’tthey?
  Ofcourse……Howwoulditdotogetthemtopromisetowritenothingthattheirparentsmightnotsee?OfcourseIdon’tmeanforyourgrandsontoshowyouhislettersbeforehesendsthemtoMadeline。He’stoooldforthat,andhewouldrefuse。ButsupposeyouaskedhimtoagreetowritenothingthatMadelinewouldnotbewillingtoshowhermother——orme。Doyouthinkhewould?
  Maybe。I’llaskhim……Yes,Iguesslikelyhe’ddothat。
  Myreasonforsuggestingitis,frankly,notsomuchonaccountoftheyoungpeopleastopacifymywife。Iamnotafraid——notverymuchafraidofthisloveaffair。Theyareyoung,bothofthem。
  Givethemtime,and——asyousay,Snow,thethingmayrundown,peterout。
  I’minhopes’twill。It’scalflove,asIseeit,andIbelieve’twillpaytogivethecalvesropeenough。
  SodoI。No,I’mnotmuchtroubledabouttheyoungpeople。ButMrs。Fosdick——well,mytroublewillbewithher。She’llwanttohaveyourboyshotorjailedorhangedorsomething。
  Ipresumelikely。Iguessyou’llhavetohandleherthewayanotherfellerwhousedtolivehereinSouthHarnisssaidhehandledhiswife。’Wedon’tneverhaveanytroubleatall,’sayshe。’Whenevershesaysyesorno,Isaythesamething。Lateron,whenitcomestodoin’,IdowhatIfeellike。’……Eh?You’renotgoin’,areyou,Mr。Fosdick?
  Hisvisitorhadrisenandwasreachingforhiscoat。CaptainZelotesalsorose。
  Don’thurry,don’thurry,hebegged。
  Sorry,butImust。IwanttobebackinNewYorktomorrowmorning。
  Butyoucan’t,canyou?Todothatyou’llhavetogetuptoBostonorFallRiver,andtheafternoontrain’sgone。You’dbetterstayandhavesupperalongwithmywifeandme,stayatourhouseovernight,andtaketheearlytrainafterbreakfastto-morrow。
  IwishIcould。I’dlikenothingbetter。ButIcan’t。
  Sure?Then,withasmile,headded:Alneedn’teatwithus,youknow,ifhisbein’theremakeseitherofyoufeelnervous。
  Fosdicklaughedagain。IthinkIshouldbewillingtoriskthenervousness,hereplied。ButImustgo,really。I’vehiredachapatthegarageheretodrivemetoBostoninhiscarandI’lltakethemidnighttrainover。
  Humph!Well,ifyoumust,youmust。Hopeyouhaveacomf’tabletrip,Mr。Fosdick。Betterwrapupwarm。it’sprettynighafive-
  hourruntoBostonandthere’ssomecoolwindovertheOstablemarshesthistimeofyear。Good-by,sir。Gladtohavehadthistalkwithyou。
  Hisvisitorheldouthishand。SoamI,Snow,hesaidheartily。
  Mightyglad。
  IhopeIwasn’ttooshortandbriskatthebeginnin’。Yousee,I’djustreadyourwife’sletter,and——er——well,ofcourse,I
  didn’tknow——just——yousee,youandIhadnevermet,andso——
  Certainly,certainly。Iquiteunderstand。And,fool’serrandornot,I’mverygladIcamehere。Ifyou’llpardonmysayingso,itwasworththetriptogetacquaintedwithyou。Ihope,whatevercomesoftheotherthing,thatouracquaintanceshipwillcontinue。
  Samehere,samehere。Gorightoutthesidedoor,Mr。Fosdick,savesgoin’throughtheoffice。Goodday,sir。
  HewatchedthebulkyfigureoftheNewYorkbankertrampingacrosstheyardbetweenthepilesoflumber。Amomentlaterheenteredtheouteroffice。AlbertandKeelerwereattheirdesks。CaptainZelotesapproachedthelittlebookkeeper。
  Labe,hequeried,thereisn’tanythingparticularyouwantmetotalkaboutjustnow,isthere?
  Lahanlookedupinsurprisefromhisfiguring。
  Why——why,no,Cap’nLote,don’tknow’sthereis,hesaid。Don’tknow’sthereis,notnow,no,no,no。
  Hisemployernodded。Good!heexclaimed。ThenI’mgoin’backinsidethereandsitdownandrestmychinforanhour,anyhow。
  I’vetalkedsomuchto-daythatmyjawssqueak。Don’tdisturbmeforanythingshortofafireoramutiny。
  CHAPTERXII
  Hewasnotdisturbedandthatevening,aftersupperwasover,hewasreadytotalkagain。HeandAlbertsattogetherinthesittingroom——Mrs。SnowandRachelwereinthekitchenwashingdishes——andCaptainZelotestoldhisgrandsonasmuchashethoughtadvisabletotellofhisconversationwiththeHonorableFletcherFosdick。
  AtfirstAlbertwasinclinedtorebelattheideaofpermittinghisletterstoMadelinetobereadbythelatter’sparents,butatlengthheagreed。
  I’lldoitbecauseitmaymakeiteasierforher,hesaid。
  She’llhaveadreadfultime,Isuppose,withthatunreasonablemotherofhers。But,byGeorge,Grandfather,heexclaimed,isn’tshesplendid,though!
  Who?Mrs。Fosdick?
  No,ofcoursenot,indignantly。Madeline。Isn’tshesplendidandfineandloyal!Iwantyoutoknowher,Grandfather,youandGrandmother。
  Um-hm。Well,we’llhopeto,someday。Now,son,I’mgoin’toaskforanotherpromise。Itmayseemahardonetomake,butI’maskin’youtomakeit。Iwantyoutogivemeyourwordthat,nomatterwhathappensorhowlongyouhavetowait,youandMadelinewon’tgetmarriedwithouttellin’herfolksandyoursbeforehand。
  Youwon’trunawayandmarry。Willyoupromisemethat?
  Albertlookedathim。ThisWASahardpromisetomake。Intheirtalksbeneaththerainbows,wheneverheandMadelinehadreferredtothefutureanditsdoubts,theyhadalwayspushedthosedoubtsasidewithvaguehintsofanelopement。Iftheunreasonablenessofparentsandgrandparentsshouldcrowdthemtoofar,theyhadalwaysasalastresort,thesolutionoftheirproblembywayofarunawaymarriage。AndnowCaptainZeloteswasaskinghimtogiveupthislastresort。
  Thecaptain,watchinghimkeenly,divinedwhatwasinhisgrandson’smind。
  Thinkitover,Al,hesaidkindly。Don’tanswermenow,butthinkitover,andto-morrowmornin’tellmehowyoufeelaboutit。Hehesitatedamomentandthenadded:YouknowyourgrandmotherandI,we——well,wehavemaybecausetobealittlemiteprejudicedagainstthiselopin’business。
  SoAlbertthought,andthenextmorning,asthepairwerewalkingtogethertotheoffice,hespokehisthought。CaptainZeloteshadnotmentionedthesubject。
  Grandfather,saidAlbert,withsomeembarrassment,I’mgoingtogiveyouthatpromise。
  Hisgrandfather,whohadbeenstridingalong,hisheavybrowsdrawntogetherandhisglancefixeduponthefrozengroundbeneathhisfeet,lookedup。
  Eh?hequeried,uncomprehendingly。
  Youaskedmelastnighttopromiseyousomething,youknow……
  Youaskedmetothinkitover。Ihave,andI’mgoingtopromiseyouthat——MadelineandIwon’tmarrywithoutfirsttellingyou。
  CaptainZelotesstoppedinhisstride。thenhewalkedonagain。
  Thankyou,Al,hesaidquietly。Ihopedyou’dseeitthatway。
  Yes——yes,I——Ido。Idon’twanttobringanymore——troubleofthatkindtoyouandGrandmother……Itseemstomethatyou——
  thatyouhavehadtoomuchalready。
  Thankyou,son……Muchobliged。
  Thecaptain’stonewasalmostgruffandthatwashisonlyreferencetothesubjectofthepromise。butsomehowAlbertfeltthatatthatmomentheandhisgrandfatherwereclosertogether,werenearertoamutualunderstandingandmutualappreciationthantheyhadeverbeenbefore。
  Topromise,however,isonething,tofulfilltheobligationanother。AsthedayspassedAlbertfoundhispromiseconcerningletter-writingvery,veryhardtokeep。When,eacheveninghesatdownatthetableinhisroomtopourouthissouluponpaperitwasamostunsatisfactoryoutpouring。TheconstantlyenforcedrecollectionthatwhateverhewrotewouldbesubjecttothechillingglanceoftheeyeofFosdickmaterwasofitselfacheckupontheflow。TowritealovelettertoMadelinehadhithertobeenajoy,arapture,tofillpagesandpagesadelight。Now,somehow,thesepageswerehardtofill。Omittingtheverythingsyouweredyingtosay,theprecious,theintimatethings——whatwasthereleft?Heandshehad,attheirmeetingsandintheirformercorrespondence,inventedmanydelightfullittlepetnamesforeachother。Nowthosenamesweretaboo。or,atanyrate,theymightaswellbe。ThethoughtofMrs。Fosdick’ssniffofindignantdisgustatfindingherdaughterreferredtoassomeone’sownestlittlerosebudwitheredthatbudbeforeitreachedthepaper。
  AndMadeline’sletterstohimwerequiteasunsatisfactory。Theywerelengthy,butoh,somatteroffact!Saharasoffactwithoutoneoasisofsentiment。Shewaswellandshehaddonethisandthatandhadbeentoseesuchandsuchplaysandoperas。Fatherwaswellandverybusy。Mother,too,waswell,sowasGoogoo——buttheselasttwobitsofnewsfailedtocomforthimastheyperhapsshould。Hecouldonlytrytogleanbetweenthelines,andasMrs。
  Fosdickhadrakedbetweenthoselinesbeforehim,thegleaningwasscantpickingindeed。
  Hefoundhimselfgrowingdisconsolateanddespondent。Summerseemedagesaway。Andwhenatlastitshouldcome——whatwouldhappenthen?Hecouldseeheronlywhenproperlychaperoned,onlywhenMother,andprobablyGoogoo,werepresent。HeflewforconsolationtotheMuseandtheMuserefusedtoconsole。Thepoemshewrotewereblueanddespairinglikewise。Consequentlytheydidnotsell。Hewasgrowingdesperate,readyforanything。Andsomethingcame。GermanydeliveredtoourGovernmentitsarrogantmandateconcerningunlimitedsubmarinewarfare。Along-sufferingPresidentthrewpatienceoverboardandansweredthatmandateinunmistakableterms。Congressstoodathisbackandbehindthemaunitedandindignantpeople。TheUnitedStatesdeclaredwarupontheHun。
  SouthHarniss,likeeveryothercommunity,becamewildlyexcited。
  CaptainZelotesSnow’sgrayeyesflashedfierysatisfaction。TheflagsattheSnowplaceandatthelumberyardflewhighnightandday。Heboughtnewspapersgaloreandreadfromthemaloudatmeals,intheevenings,andbeforebreakfast。Issachar,asusual,talkedmuchandsaidlittle。LabanKeeler’scommentswerepithyanddrylypointed。Albertwasveryquiet。
  Butoneforenoonhespoke。CaptainLotewasintheinneroffice,themorningnewspaperinhishand,whenhisgrandsonenteredandclosedthedoorbehindhim。Thecaptainlookedup。
  Well,Al,whatisit?heasked。
  Albertcameoverandstoodbesidethedesk。Thecaptain,afteramoment’sscrutinyoftheyoungman’sface,putdownhisnewspaper。
  Well,Al?hesaid,again。
  Albertseemedtofindithardtospeak。
  Grandfather,hebegan,I——I——Grandfather,Ihavecometoaskafavorofyou。
  Thecaptainnodded,slowly,hisgazefixeduponhisgrandson’sface。
  Allright。heaveahead,hesaidquietly。
  Grandfather,youandIhavehadafouryears’agreementtoworktogetherinthisoffice。Itisn’tupyet,but——butIwanttobreakit。Iwantyoutoletmeoff。
  Humph!……Letyouoff,eh?……Whatfor?
  That’swhatIcameheretotellyou。Grandfather,Ican’tstayhere——now。Iwanttoenlist。
  CaptainZelotesdidnotanswer。Hishandmovedupwardandpulledathisbeard。
  Iwanttoenlist,repeatedAlbert。Ican’tstanditanotherminute。Imust。Ifithadn’tbeenforyouandourpromiseand——
  andMadeline,IthinkIshouldhavejoinedtheCanadianArmyayearormoreago。Butnowthatwehavegoneintothewar,ICAN’Tstayout。Grandfather,youdon’twantmeto,doyou?Ofcourseyoudon’t。
  Hisgrandfatherappearedtoponder。
  Ifyoucanwaitaspell,hesaidslowly,Imightbeabletofixitso’syoucangetachanceforanofficer’scommission。I’doughttohavesomepullsomewheres,seemsso。
  Albertsniffedimpatientdisgust。Idon’twanttogetacommission——inthatway,hedeclared。
  Humph!You’llfindthere’splentythatdo,Ishouldn’twonder。
  Perhaps,butI’mnotoneofthem。AndIdon’tcaresomuchforacommission,unlessIcanearnit。AndIdon’twanttostayhereandstudyforit。Iwanttogonow。Iwanttogetintothething。
  Idon’twanttowait。
  CaptainLoteleanedforward。Hisgrayeyessnapped。
  Wanttofight,doyou?hequeried。
  YoubetIdo!
  Allright,myboy,thengo——andfight。I’dbeashamedofmyselfifIheldyoubackaminute。Goandfight——andfighthard。IonlywishtoGodIwasyoungenoughtogowithyou。
  CHAPTERXIII
  Andso,inthisunexpectedfashion,cameprematurelytheendofthefouryeartrialagreementbetweenAlbertSperanzaandZ。SnowandCo。OfcourseneitherCaptainZelotesnorAlbertadmittedthatithadended。Eachprofessedtoregardthebreakasmerelytemporary。
  You’llbebackatthatdeskinalittlewhile,Al,saidthecaptain,addin’upfiggersandtormentin’Issy。AndAlbert’sreplywasinvariably,Why,ofcourse,Grandfather。
  Hehaddreadedhisgrandmother’sreceptionofthenewsofhisintendedenlistment。Oliveworshipedherdaughter’sboyand,althoughanardentpatriot,wasbynomeansasfiercelybelligerentasherhusband。SheprayedeachnightforthedefeatoftheHun,whereasCaptainLotewasforlickinghimfirstandprayingafterwards。Albertfearedascene。hefearedthatshemightbeprostratedwhenshelearnedthathewastogotowar。Butsheboreitwonderfullywell,andasforthedreadedscene,therewasnone。
  Zelotessayshethinksit’stherightthingforyoutodo,Albert,
  shesaid,soIsupposeIoughttothinkso,too。But,oh,mydear,DOyoureallyfeelthatyoumust?I——itdon’tseemasIcouldbearto……butthere,Imustn’ttalkso。Itain’tamiteharderformethanitisforthousandsofwomenalloverthisworld……Andperhapsthegovernmentfolkswon’ttakeyou,anyway。RachelsaidshereadintheItemaboutsomeyoungmanoverinBayportwhowasrejectedbecausehehadfatfeet。Shemeantflatfeet,Isuppose,poorthing。Oh,dearme,I’mlaughin’,anditseemswickedtolaughatimelikethis。AndwhenIthinkofyougoin’,Albert,I——I……
  butthere,IpromisedZelotesIwouldn’t……AndtheyMAYnottakeyou……Butoh,ofcoursetheywill,ofcoursetheywill!……I’mgoin’tomakeyouachickenpiefordinnerto-day。
  Iknowhowyoulikeit……IfonlytheyMIGHTrejectyou!……
  Butthere,IsaidIwouldn’tandIwon’t。
  RachelEllis’sopiniononthesubjectandherwayofexpressingthatopinionweredistinctlyherown。Albertaroseearlyinthemorningfollowingtheannouncementofhisdecisiontoentertheservice。Hehadnotsleptwell。hismindwastoobusywithproblemsandspeculationstoresignitselftosleep。HehadtossedaboutuntildawnandhadthenrisenandsatdownatthetableinhisbedroomtowriteMadelineofthestephehaddeterminedtotake。Hehadnotwrittenherwhilehewasconsideringthatstep。
  Hefelt,somehow,thathealonewithnopressurefromwithoutshouldmakethedecision。Nowthatitwasmade,andirrevocablymade,shemustofcoursebetold。Tellingher,however,wasnotaneasytask。Hewassureshewouldagreethathehaddonetherightthing,theonlything,but——
  Itisgoingtobeveryhardforyou,dear,hewrote,heedlessofthefactthatMrs。Fosdick’scensoriouseyewouldseeandcondemnthedear。Itisgoingtobehardforbothofus。ButIamsureyouwillfeelasIdothatICOULDN’Tdoanythingelse。IamyoungandstrongandfitandIamanAmerican。IMUSTgo。Youseeit,don’tyou,Madeline。IcanhardlywaituntilyourlettercomestellingmethatyoufeelIdidjustthethingyouwouldwishmetodo。
  Hehesitatedandthen,evenmoreregardlessofthecensor,addedthequotationwhichcountlessyoungloverswerefindingsoaptjustthen:
  Icouldnotlovethee,dear,somuch,LovedInothonormore。
  Sowhen,freshfromtheintimacyofthiscommunicationwithhisadoredandwiththeletterinhishand,heenteredthesitting-roomatthatearlyhourhewasnotoverjoyedtofindthehousekeeperthereaheadofhim。Andherfirstsentenceshowedthatshehadbeenawaitinghiscoming。
  Goodmornin’,Albert,shesaid。Iheardyoustirrin’’roundupinyourroomandIcamedownhereso’syouandIcouldtalktogetherforaminutewithoutanybody’sdisturbin’us