“Mycabbydrovefast。Idon”tthinkIeverdrovefaster,buttheothersweretherebeforeus。ThecabandlandauwiththeirsteaminghorseswereinfrontofthedoorwhenIarrived。Ipaidtheman,andhurriedintothechurch。TherewasnotasoultheresavethetwowhomIhadfollowed,andasurplicedclergyman,whoseemedtobeexpostulatingwiththem。Theywereallthreestandinginaknotinfrontofthealtar。Iloungedupthesideaislelikeanyotheridlerwhohasdroppedintoachurch。Suddenly,tomysurprise,thethreeatthealtarfacedroundtome,andGodfreyNortoncamerunningashardashecouldtowardme。
“”ThankGod!”hecried。”You”lldo。Come!Come!”
“”Whatthen?”Iasked。
“”Come,man,come;onlythreeminutes,oritwon”tbelegal。”
“Iwashalfdraggeduptothealtar,and,beforeIknewwhereI
was,Ifoundmyselfmumblingresponseswhichwerewhisperedinmyear,andvouchingforthingsofwhichIknewnothing,andgenerallyassistinginthesecuretyingupofIreneAdler,spinster,toGodfreyNorton,bachelor。Itwasalldoneinaninstant,andtherewasthegentlemanthankingmeontheonesideandtheladyontheother,whiletheclergymanbeamedonmeinfront。ItwasthemostpreposterouspositioninwhichIeverfoundmyselfinmylife,anditwasthethoughtofitthatstartedmelaughingjustnow。Itseemsthattherehadbeensomeinformalityabouttheirlicense;
thattheclergymanabsolutelyrefusedtomarrythemwithoutawitnessofsomesort,andthatmyluckyappearancesavedthebridegroomfromhavingtosallyoutintothestreetsinsearchofabestman。Thebridegavemeasovereign,andImeantowearitonmywatchchaininmemoryoftheoccasion。”
“Thisisaveryunexpectedturnofaffairs,“saidI;“andwhatthen?“
“Well,Ifoundmyplansveryseriouslymenaced。Itlookedasifthepairmighttakeanimmediatedeparture,andsonecessitateverypromptandenergeticmeasuresonmypart。Atthechurchdoor,however,theyseparated,hedrivingbacktotheTemple,andshetoherownhouse。”Ishalldriveoutintheparkatfiveasusual”
shesaid,asshelefthim。Iheardnomore。Theydroveawayindifferentdirections,andIwentofftomakemyownarrangements。”
“Whichare?“
“Somecoldbeefandaglassofbeer,“heanswered,ringingthebell。“Ihavebeentoobusytothinkoffood,andIamlikelytobebusierstillthisevening。Bytheway,doctor,Ishallwantyourcooperation。”
“Ishallbedelighted。”
“Youdon”tmindbreakingthelaw?“
“Notintheleast。”
“Norrunningachanceofarrest?“
“Notinagoodcause。”
“Oh,thecauseisexcellent!“
“ThenIamyourman。”
“IwassurethatImightrelyonyou。”
“Butwhatisityouwish?“
“WhenMrs。TurnerhasbroughtinthetrayIwillmakeitcleartoyou。Now,“hesaid,asheturnedhungrilyonthesimplefarethatourlandladyhadprovided,“ImustdiscussitwhileIeat,forI
havenotmuchtime。Itisnearlyfivenow。Intwohourswemustbeonthesceneofaction。MissIrene,orMadame,rather,returnsfromherdriveatseven。WemustbeatBrionyLodgetomeether。”
“Andwhatthen?“
“Youmustleavethattome。Ihavealreadyarrangedwhatistooccur。ThereisonlyonepointonwhichImustinsist。Youmustnotinterfere,comewhatmay。Youunderstand?“
“Iamtobeneutral?“
“Todonothingwhatever。Therewillprobablybesomesmallunpleasantness。Donotjoininit。Itwillendinmybeingconveyedintothehouse。Fourorfiveminutesafterwardsthesitting-roomwindowwillopen。Youaretostationyourselfclosetothatopenwindow。”
“Yes。”
“Youaretowatchme,forIwillbevisibletoyou。”
“Yes。”
“AndwhenIraisemyhand——so——youwillthrowintotheroomwhatI
giveyoutothrow,andwill,atthesametime,raisethecryoffire。Youquitefollowme?“
“Entirely。”
“Itisnothingveryformidable,“hesaid,takingalong,cigar-
shapedrollfromhispocket。“Itisanordinaryplumber”ssmoke-
rocket,fittedwithacapateitherend,tomakeitself-lighting。
Yourtaskisconfinedtothat。Whenyouraiseyourcryoffire,itwillbetakenupbyquiteanumberofpeople。Youmaythenwalktotheendofthestreet,andIwillrejoinyouintenminutes。I
hopethatIhavemademyselfclear?“
“Iamtoremainneutral,togetnearthewindow,towatchyou,and,atthesignal,tothrowinthisobject,thentoraisethecryoffireandtowaityouatthecornerofthestreet。”
“Precisely。”
“Thenyoumayentirelyrelyonme。”
“Thatisexcellent。Ithink,perhaps,itisalmosttimethatI
preparedforthenewroleIhavetoplay。”
Hedisappearedintohisbedroom,andreturnedinafewminutesinthecharacterofanamiableandsimple-mindedNonconformistclergyman。Hisbroad,blackhat,hisbaggytrousers,hiswhitetie,hissympatheticsmile,andgenerallookofpeeringandbenevolentcuriosityweresuchasMr。JohnHarealonecouldhaveequaled。ItwasnotmerelythatHolmeschangedhiscostume。Hisexpression,hismanner,hisverysoulseemedtovarywitheveryfreshpartthatheassumed。Thestagelostafineactor,evenassciencelostanacutereasoner,whenhebecameaspecialistincrime。
ItwasaquarterpastsixwhenweleftBakerStreet,anditstillwantedtenminutestothehourwhenwefoundourselvesinSerpentineAvenue。Itwasalreadydusk,andthelampswerejustbeinglightedaswepacedupanddowninfrontofBrionyLodge,waitingforthecomingofitsoccupant。ThehousewasjustsuchasIhadpictureditfromSherlockHolmes”ssuccinctdescription,butthelocalityappearedtobelessprivatethanIexpected。Onthecontrary,forasmallstreetinaquietneighborhood,itwasremarkablyanimated。Therewasagroupofshabbilydressedmensmokingandlaughinginacorner,ascissorsgrinderwithhiswheel,twoguardsmenwhowereflirtingwithanursegirl,andseveralwell-dressedyoungmenwhowereloungingupanddownwithcigarsintheirmouths。
“Yousee,“remarkedHolmes,aswepacedtoandfroinfrontofthehouse,“thismarriagerathersimplifiesmatters。Thephotographbecomesadouble-edgedweaponnow。ThechancesarethatshewouldbeasaversetoitsbeingseenbyMr。GodfreyNortonasourclientistoitscomingtotheeyesofhisprincess。Nowthequestionis——
wherearewetofindthephotograph?“
“Where,indeed?“
“Itismostunlikelythatshecarriesitaboutwithher。Itiscabinetsize。Toolargeforeasyconcealmentaboutawoman”sdress。Sheknowsthatthekingiscapableofhavingherwaylaidandsearched。Twoattemptsofthesorthavealreadybeenmade。Wemaytakeit,then,thatshedoesnotcarryitaboutwithher。”
“Where,then?“
“Herbankerorherlawyer。Thereisthatdoublepossibility。ButIaminclinedtothinkneither。Womenarenaturallysecretive,andtheyliketodotheirownsecreting。Whyshouldshehanditovertoanyoneelse?Shecouldtrustherownguardianship,butshecouldnottellwhatindirectorpoliticalinfluencemightbebroughttobearuponabusinessman。Besides,rememberthatshehadresolvedtouseitwithinafewdays。Itmustbewhereshecanlayherhandsuponit。Itmustbeinherownhouse。”
“Butithastwicebeenburglarized。”
“Pshaw!Theydidnotknowhowtolook。”
“Buthowwillyoulook?“
“Iwillnotlook。”
“Whatthen?“
“Iwillgethertoshowme。”
“Butshewillrefuse。”
“Shewillnotbeableto。ButIheartherumbleofwheels。Itishercarriage。Nowcarryoutmyorderstotheletter。”
Ashespoke,thegleamofthesidelightsofacarriagecameroundthecurveoftheavenue。ItwasasmartlittlelandauwhichrattleduptothedoorofBrionyLodge。Asitpulleduponeoftheloafingmenatthecornerdashedforwardtoopenthedoorinthehopeofearningacopper,butwaselbowedawaybyanotherloaferwhohadrushedupwiththesameintention。Afiercequarrelbrokeoutwhichwasincreasedbythetwoguardsmen,whotooksideswithoneoftheloungers,andbythescissorsgrinder,whowasequallyhotupontheotherside。Ablowwasstruck,andinaninstantthelady,whohadsteppedfromhercarriage,wasthecenterofalittleknotofstrugglingmenwhostrucksavagelyateachotherwiththeirfistsandsticks。Holmesdashedintothecrowdtoprotectthelady;but,justashereachedher,hegaveacryanddroppedtotheground,withthebloodrunningfreelydownhisface。Athisfalltheguardsmentooktotheirheelsinonedirectionandtheloungersintheother,whileanumberofbetter-dressedpeoplewhohadwatchedthescufflewithouttakingpartinitcrowdedintohelptheladyandtoattendtotheinjuredman。IreneAdler,asIwillstillcallher,hadhurriedupthesteps;butshestoodatthetop,withhersuperbfigureoutlinedagainstthelightsoftheball,lookingbackintothestreet。
“Isthepoorgentlemanmuchhurt?“sheasked。
“Heisdead,“criedseveralvoices。
“No,no,there”slifeinhim,“shoutedanother。“Buthe”llbegonebeforeyoucangethimtothehospital。”
“He”sabravefellow,“saidawoman。“Theywouldhavehadthelady”spurseandwatchifithadn”tbeenforhim。Theywereagang,andaroughone,too。Ah!he”sbreathingnow。”
“Hecan”tlieinthestreet。Maywebringhimin,marm?“
“Surely。Bringhimintothesittingroom。Thereisacomfortablesofa。Thisway,please。”SlowlyandsolemnlyhewasborneintoBrionyLodge,andlaidoutintheprincipalroom,whileIstillobservedtheproceedingsfrommypostbythewindow。Thelampshadbeenlighted,buttheblindshadnotbeendrawn,sothatIcouldseeHolmesashelayuponthecouch。Idonotknowwhetherhewasseizedwithcompunctionatthatmomentfortheparthewasplaying,butIknowthatIneverfeltmoreheartilyashamedofmyselfinmylifethanwhenIsawthebeautifulcreatureagainstwhomIwasconspiring,orthegraceandkindlinesswithwhichshewaitedupontheinjuredman。AndyetitwouldbetheblackesttreacherytoHolmestodrawbacknowfromthepartwhichhehadintrustedtome。
Ihardenedmyheart,andtookthesmoke-rocketfromundermyulster。Afterall,Ithought,wearenotinjuringher。Wearebutpreventingherfrominjuringanother。
Holmeshadsatuponthecouch,andIsawhimmotionlikeamanwhoisinneedofair。Amaidrushedacrossandthrewopenthewindow。
AtthesameinstantIsawhimraisehishand,andatthesignalI
tossedmyrocketintotheroomwithacryof“Fire!“Thewordwasnosooneroutofmymouththanthewholecrowdofspectators,welldressedandill——gentlemen,hostlers,andservantmaids——joinedinageneralshriekof“Fire!“Thickcloudsofsmokecurledthroughtheroom,andoutattheopenwindow。Icaughtaglimpseofrushingfigures,andamomentlaterthevoiceofHolmesfromwithinassuringthemthatitwasafalsealarm。Slippingthroughtheshoutingcrowd,Imademywaytothecornerofthestreet,andintenminuteswasrejoicedtofindmyfriend”sarminmine,andtogetawayfromthesceneofuproar。Hewalkedswiftlyandinsilenceforsomefewminutes,untilwehadturneddownoneofthequietstreetswhichledtowardtheEdgewareRoad。
“Youdiditverynicely,doctor,“heremarked。“Nothingcouldhavebeenbetter。Itisallright。”
“Youhavethephotograph?“
“Iknowwhereitis。”
“Andhowdidyoufindout?“
“Sheshowedme,asItoldyouthatshewould。”
“Iamstillinthedark。”
“Idonotwishtomakeamystery,“saidhe,laughing。“Thematterwasperfectlysimple。You,ofcourse,sawthateveryoneinthestreetwasanaccomplice。Theywereallengagedfortheevening。”
“Iguessedasmuch。”
“Then,whentherowbrokeout,Ihadalittlemoistredpaintinthepalmofmyhand。Irushedforward,felldown,clappedmyhandtomyface,andbecameapiteousspectacle。Itisanoldtrick。”
“ThatalsoIcouldfathom。”
“Thentheycarriedmein。Shewasboundtohavemein。Whatelsecouldshedo?Andintohersittingroom,whichwastheveryroomwhichIsuspected。Itlaybetweenthatandherbedroom,andIwasdeterminedtoseewhich。Theylaidmeonacouch,Imotionedforair,theywerecompelledtoopenthewindow,andyouhadyourchance。”
“Howdidthathelpyou?“
“Itwasall-important。Whenawomanthinksthatherhouseisonfire,herinstinctisatoncetorushtothethingwhichshevaluesmost。Itisaperfectlyoverpoweringimpulse,andIhavemorethanoncetakenadvantageofit。InthecaseoftheDarlingtonSubstitutionScandalitwasofusetome,andalsointheArnsworthCastlebusiness。Amarriedwomangrabsatherbaby——anunmarriedonereachesforherjewelbox。Nowitwascleartomethatourladyofto-dayhadnothinginthehousemoreprecioustoherthanwhatweareinquestof。Shewouldrushtosecureit。Thealarmoffirewasadmirablydone。Thesmokeandshoutingwereenoughtoshakenervesofsteel。Sherespondedbeautifully。Thephotographisinarecessbehindaslidingpaneljustabovetherightbell-
pull。Shewasthereinaninstant,andIcaughtaglimpseofitasshedrewitout。WhenIcriedoutthatitwasafalsealarm,shereplacedit,glancedattherocket,rushedfromtheroom,andI
havenotseenhersince。Irose,and,makingmyexcuses,escapedfromthehouse。Ihesitatedwhethertoattempttosecurethephotographatonce;butthecoachmanhadcomein,andashewaswatchingmenarrowly,itseemedsafertowait。Alittleover-
precipitancemayruinall。”
“Andnow?“Iasked。
“Ourquestispracticallyfinished。Ishallcallwiththekingto-
morrow,andwithyou,ifyoucaretocomewithus。Wewillbeshownintothesittingroomtowaitforthelady,butitisprobablethatwhenshecomesshemayfindneitherusnorthephotograph。Itmightbeasatisfactiontohismajestytoregainitwithhisownhands。”
“Andwhenwillyoucall?“
“Ateightinthemorning。Shewillnotbeup,sothatweshallhaveaclearfield。Besides,wemustbeprompt,forthismarriagemaymeanacompletechangeinherlifeandhabits。Imustwiretothekingwithoutdelay。”
WehadreachedBakerStreet,andhadstoppedatthedoor。Hewassearchinghispocketsforthekey,whensomeonepassingsaid:
“Goodnight,MisterSherlockHolmes。”
Therewereseveralpeopleonthepavementatthetime,butthegreetingappearedtocomefromaslimyouthinanulsterwhohadhurriedby。
“I”veheardthatvoicebefore,“saidHolmes,staringdownthedimlylightedstreet。“Now,Iwonderwhothedeucethatcouldhavebeen?“
III
IsleptatBakerStreetthatnight,andwewereengageduponourtoastandcoffeeinthemorning,whentheKingofBohemiarushedintotheroom。
“Youhavereallygotit?“hecried,graspingSherlockHolmesbyeithershoulder,andlookingeagerlyintohisface。
“Notyet。”
“Butyouhavehopes?“
“Ihavehopes。”
“Thencome。Iamallimpatiencetobegone。”
“Wemusthaveacab。”
“No,mybroughamiswaiting。”
“Thenthatwillsimplifymatters。”Wedescended,andstartedoffoncemoreforBrionyLodge。
“IreneAdlerismarried,“remarkedHolmes。
“Married!When?“
“Yesterday。”
“Buttowhom?“
“ToanEnglishlawyernamedNorton。”
“Butshecouldnotlovehim。”
“Iaminhopesthatshedoes。”
“Andwhyinhopes?“
“Becauseitwouldspareyourmajestyallfearoffutureannoyance。
Iftheladylovesherhusband,shedoesnotloveyourmajesty。Ifshedoesnotloveyourmajesty,thereisnoreasonwhysheshouldinterferewithyourmajesty”splan。”
“Itistrue。Andyet——Well,Iwishshehadbeenofmyownstation。Whataqueenshewouldhavemade!“Herelapsedintoamoodysilence,whichwasnotbrokenuntilwedrewupinSerpentineAvenue。
ThedoorofBrionyLodgewasopen,andanelderlywomanstooduponthesteps。Shewatcheduswithasardoniceyeaswesteppedfromthebrougham。
“Mr。SherlockHolmes,Ibelieve?“saidshe。
“IamMr。Holmes,“answeredmycompanion,lookingatherwithaquestioningandratherstartledgaze。
“Indeed!Mymistresstoldmethatyouwerelikelytocall。Sheleftthismorning,withherhusband,bythe5:15trainfromCharingCross,fortheContinent。”
“What!“SherlockHolmesstaggeredback,whitewithchagrinandsurprise。
“DoyoumeanthatshehasleftEngland?“
“Nevertoreturn。”
“Andthepapers?“askedthekinghoarsely。“Allislost!“
“Weshallsee。”Hepushedpasttheservant,andrushedintothedrawing-room,followedbythekingandmyself。Thefurniturewasscatteredaboutineverydirection,withdismantledshelves,andopendrawers,asiftheladyhadhurriedlyransackedthembeforeherflight。Holmesrushedatthebell-pull,torebackasmallslidingshutter,andplunginginhishand,pulledoutaphotographandaletter。ThephotographwasofIreneAdlerherselfineveningdress;theletterwassuperscribedto“SherlockHolmes,Esq。Tobelefttillcalledfor。”Myfriendtoreitopen,andweallthreereadittogether。Itwasdatedatmidnightoftheprecedingnight,andraninthisway:
“MYDEARMR。SHERLOCKHOLMES,——Youreallydiditverywell。Youtookmeincompletely。Untilafterthealarmofthefire,Ihadnotasuspicion。Butthen,whenIfoundhowIhadbetrayedmyself,Ibegantothink。Ihadbeenwarnedagainstyoumonthsago。Ihadbeentoldthatifthekingemployedanagent,itwouldcertainlybeyou。Andyouraddresshadbeengivenme。Yet,withallthis,youmademerevealwhatyouwantedtoknow。EvenafterIbecamesuspicious,Ifoundithardtothinkevilofsuchadear,kindoldclergyman。But,youknow,Ihavebeentrainedasanactressmyself。Malecostumeisnothingnewtome。Ioftentakeadvantageofthefreedomwhichitgives。IsentJohn,thecoachman,towatchyou,ranupstairs,gotintomywalkingclothes,asIcallthem,andcamedownjustasyoudeparted。
“Well,Ifollowedyoutothedoor,andsomadesurethatIwasreallyanobjectofinteresttothecelebratedMr。SherlockHolmes。
ThenI,ratherimprudently,wishedyougoodnight,andstartedfortheTempletoseemyhusband。
“Weboththoughtthebestresourcewasflightwhenpursuedbysoformidableanantagonist;soyouwillfindthenestemptywhenyoucallto-morrow。Astothephotograph,yourclientmayrestinpeace。Iloveandamlovedbyabettermanthanhe。Thekingmaydowhathewillwithouthindrancefromonewhomhehascruellywronged。Ikeepitonlytosafeguardmyself,andpreserveaweaponwhichwillalwayssecuremefromanystepswhichhemighttakeinthefuture。Ileaveaphotographwhichhemightcaretopossess;
andIremain,dearMr。SherlockHolmes,verytrulyyours,“IRENENORTON,neeADLER。”
“Whatawoman——oh,whatawoman!“criedtheKingofBohemia,whenwehadallthreereadthisepistle。“DidInottellyouhowquickandresoluteshewas?Wouldshenothavemadeanadmirablequeen?
Isitnotapitythatshewasnotonmylevel?“
“FromwhatIhaveseenofthelady,sheseemsindeedtobeonaverydifferentleveltoyourmajesty,“saidHolmescoldly。“IamsorrythatIhavenotbeenabletobringyourmajesty”sbusinesstoamoresuccessfulconclusion。”
“Onthecontrary,mydearsir,“criedtheking,“nothingcouldbemoresuccessful。Iknowthatherwordisinviolate。Thephotographisnowassafeasifitwereinthefire。”
“Iamgladtohearyourmajestysayso。”
“Iamimmenselyindebtedtoyou。PraytellmeinwhatwayIcanrewardyou。Thisring”Heslippedanemeraldsnakeringfromhisfinger,andhelditoutuponthepalmofhishand。
“YourmajestyhassomethingwhichIshouldvalueevenmorehighly,“
saidHolmes。
“Youhavebuttonameit。”
“Thisphotograph!“
Thekingstaredathiminamazement。
“Irene”sphotograph!“hecried。“Certainly,ifyouwishit。”
“Ithankyourmajesty。Thenthereisnomoretobedoneinthematter。Ihavethehonortowishyouaverygoodmorning。”Hebowed,andturningawaywithoutobservingthehandwhichthekinghadstretchedouttohim,hesetoffinmycompanyforhischambers。
AndthatwashowagreatscandalthreatenedtoaffectthekingdomofBohemia,andhowthebestplansofMr。SherlockHolmeswerebeatenbyawoman”swit。Heusedtomakemerryovertheclevernessofwomen,butIhavenotheardhimdoitoflate。AndwhenhespeaksofIreneAdler,orwhenhereferstoherphotograph,itisalwaysunderthehonorabletitleofTHEwoman。
TheRed-HeadedLeagueIhadcalleduponmyfriend,Mr。SherlockHolmes,onedayintheautumnoflastyear,andfoundhimindeepconversationwithaverystout,florid-facedelderlygentleman,withfieryredhair。Withanapologyformyintrusion,Iwasabouttowithdraw,whenHolmespulledmeabruptlyintotheroomandclosedthedoorbehindme。
“Youcouldnotpossiblyhavecomeatabettertime,mydearWatson,“hesaid,cordially。
“Iwasafraidthatyouwereengaged。”
“SoIam。Verymuchso。”
“ThenIcanwaitinthenextroom。”
“Notatall。Thisgentleman,Mr。Wilson,hasbeenmypartnerandhelperinmanyofmymostsuccessfulcases,andIhavenodoubtthathewillbeoftheutmostusetomeinyoursalso。”
Thestoutgentlemanhalfrosefromhischairandgaveabobofgreeting,withaquicklittlequestioningglancefromhissmall,fat-encircledeyes。
“Trythesettee,“saidHolmes,relapsingintohisarmchair,andputtinghisfingertipstogether,aswashiscustomwheninjudicialmoods。“Iknow,mydearWatson,thatyousharemyloveofallthatisbizarreandoutsidetheconventionsandhumdrumroutineofeverydaylife。Youhaveshownyourrelishforitbytheenthusiasmwhichhaspromptedyoutochronicle,and,ifyouwillexcusemysayingso,somewhattoembellishsomanyofmyownlittleadventures。”
“Yourcaseshaveindeedbeenofthegreatestinteresttome,“I
observed。
“YouwillrememberthatIremarkedtheotherday,justbeforewewentintotheverysimpleproblempresentedbyMissMarySutherland,thatforstrangeeffectsandextraordinarycombinationswemustgotolifeitself,whichisalwaysfarmoredaringthananyeffortoftheimagination。”
“ApropositionwhichItookthelibertyofdoubting。”
“Youdid,doctor,butnonethelessyoumustcomeroundtomyview,forotherwiseIshallkeeponpilingfactuponfactonyou,untilyourreasonbreaksdownunderthemandacknowledgemetoberight。
Now,Mr。JabezWilsonherehasbeengoodenoughtocalluponmethismorning,andtobeginanarrativewhichpromisestobeoneofthemostsingularwhichIhavelistenedtoforsometime。Youhaveheardmeremarkthatthestrangestandmostuniquethingsareveryoftenconnectednotwiththelargerbutwiththesmallercrimes,andoccasionally,indeed,wherethereisroomfordoubtwhetheranypositivecrimehasbeencommitted。AsfarasIhaveheard,itisimpossibleformetosaywhetherthepresentcaseisaninstanceofcrimeornot,butthecourseofeventsiscertainlyamongthemostsingularthatIhaveeverlistenedto。Perhaps,Mr。Wilson,youwouldhavethegreatkindnesstorecommenceyournarrative。Iaskyou,notmerelybecausemyfriend,Dr。Watson,hasnotheardtheopeningpart,butalsobecausethepeculiarnatureofthestorymakesmeanxioustohaveeverypossibledetailfromyourlips。Asarule,whenIhaveheardsomeslightindicationofthecourseofeventsIamabletoguidemyselfbythethousandsofothersimilarcaseswhichoccurtomymemory。InthepresentinstanceIamforcedtoadmitthatthefactsare,tothebestofmybelief,unique。”
Theportlyclientpuffedouthischestwithanappearanceofsomelittlepride,andpulledadirtyandwrinklednewspaperfromtheinsidepocketofhisgreatcoat。Asheglanceddowntheadvertisementcolumn,withhisheadthrustforward,andthepaperflattenedoutuponhisknee,Itookagoodlookattheman,andendeavored,afterthefashionofmycompanion,toreadtheindicationswhichmightbepresentedbyhisdressorappearance。
Ididnotgainverymuch,however,bymyinspection。OurvisitorboreeverymarkofbeinganaveragecommonplaceBritishtradesman,obese,pompous,andslow。Heworeratherbaggygrayshepherd”schecktrousers,anotover-cleanblackfrockcoat,unbuttonedinthefront,andadrabwaistcoatwithaheavybrassyAlbertchain,andasquarepiercedbitofmetaldanglingdownasanornament。A
frayedtophatandafadedbrownovercoatwithawrinkledvelvetcollarlayuponachairbesidehim。Altogether,lookasIwould,therewasnothingremarkableaboutthemansavehisblazingredheadandtheexpressionofextremechagrinanddiscontentuponhisfeatures。
SherlockHolmes”squickeyetookinmyoccupation,andheshookhisheadwithasmileashenoticedmyquestioningglances。“Beyondtheobviousfactsthathehasatsometimedonemanuallabor,thathetakessnuff,thatheisaFreemason,thathehasbeeninChina,andthathehasdoneaconsiderableamountofwritinglately,Icandeducenothingelse。”
Mr。JabezWilsonstartedupinhischair,withhisforefingeruponthepaper,buthiseyesuponmycompanion。
How,inthenameofgoodfortune,didyouknowallthat,Mr。
Holmes?“heasked。“Howdidyouknow,forexample,thatIdidmanuallabor?It”sastrueasgospel,forIbeganasaship”scarpenter。”
“Yourhands,mydearsir。Yourrighthandisquiteasizelargerthanyourleft。Youhaveworkedwithitandthemusclesaremoredeveloped。”
“Well,thesnuff,then,andtheFreemasonry?“
“Iwon”tinsultyourintelligencebytellingyouhowIreadthat,especiallyas,ratheragainstthestrictrulesofyourorder,youuseanarcandcompassbreastpin。”
“Ah,ofcourse,Iforgotthat。Butthewriting?“
“Whatelsecanbeindicatedbythatrightcuffsoveryshinyforfiveinches,andtheleftonewiththesmoothpatchneartheelbowwhereyourestituponthedesk。”
“Well,butChina?“
“ThefishwhichyouhavetattooedimmediatelyaboveyourwristcouldonlyhavebeendoneinChina。Ihavemadeasmallstudyoftattoomarks,andhaveevencontributedtotheliteratureofthesubject。Thattrickofstainingthefishes”scalesofadelicatepinkisquitepeculiartoChina。When,inaddition,IseeaChinesecoinhangingfromyourwatchchain,thematterbecomesevenmoresimple。”
Mr。JabezWilsonlaughedheavily。“Well,Inever!“saidhe。“I
thoughtatfirstthatyouhaddonesomethingclever,butIseethattherewasnothinginitafterall。”
“Ibegintothink,Watson,“saidHolmes,“thatImakeamistakeinexplaining。”Omneignotompromagnifico”youknow,andmypoorlittlereputation,suchasitis,willsuffershipwreckifIamsocandid。Canyounotfindtheadvertisement,Mr。Wilson?“
“Yes,Ihavegotitnow,“heanswered,withhisthick,redfingerplantedhalfwaydownthecolumn。“Hereitis。Thisiswhatbeganitall。Youjustreaditforyourself,sir。”
Itookthepaperfromhimandreadasfollows:
“TOTHERED-HEADEDLEAGUE:OnaccountofthebequestofthelateEzekiahHopkins,ofLebanon,Pa。,U。S。A。,thereisnowanothervacancyopenwhichentitlesamemberoftheLeaguetoasalaryoffourpoundsaweekforpurelynominalservices。Allred-headedmenwhoaresoundinbodyandmindandabovetheageoftwenty-oneyearsareeligible。ApplyinpersononMonday,ateleveno”clock,toDuncanRoss,attheofficesoftheLeague,7Pope”sCourt,FleetStreet。”
“Whatonearthdoesthismean?“Iejaculated,afterIhadtwicereadovertheextraordinaryannouncement。
Holmeschuckledandwriggledinhischair,aswashishabitwheninhighspirits。“Itisalittleoffthebeatentrack,isn”tit?“
saidhe。“Andnow,Mr。Wilson,offyougoatscratch,andtellusallaboutyourself,yourhousehold,andtheeffectwhichthisadvertisementhaduponyourfortunes。Youwillfirstmakeanote,doctor,ofthepaperandthedate。”
“ItisTheMorningChronicleofApril27,1890。Justtwomonthsago。”
“Verygood。Now,Mr。Wilson。”
“Well,itisjustasIhavebeentellingyou,Mr。SherlockHolmes,“
saidJabezWilson,moppinghisforehead,“Ihaveasmallpawnbroker”sbusinessatSaxe-CoburgSquare,neartheCity。It”snotaverylargeaffair,andoflateyearsithasnotdonemorethanjustgivemealiving。Iusedtobeabletokeeptwoassistants,butnowIonlykeepone;andIwouldhaveajobtopayhimbutthatheiswillingtocomeforhalfwages,soastolearnthebusiness。”
“Whatisthenameofthisobligingyouth?“askedSherlockHolmes。
“HisnameisVincentSpaulding,andhe”snotsuchayoutheither。
It”shardtosayhisage。Ishouldnotwishasmarterassistant,Mr。Holmes;andIknowverywellthathecouldbetterhimself,andearntwicewhatIamabletogivehim。But,afterall,ifheissatisfied,whyshouldIputideasinhishead?“
“Why,indeed?Youseemmostfortunateinhavinganemployeewhocomesunderthefullmarketprice。Itisnotacommonexperienceamongemployersinthisage。Idon”tknowthatyourassistantisnotasremarkableasyouradvertisement。”
“Oh,hehashisfaults,too,“saidMr。Wilson。“Neverwassuchafellowforphotography。Snappingawaywithacamerawhenheoughttobeimprovinghismind,andthendivingdownintothecellarlikearabbitintoitsholetodevelophispictures。Thatishismainfault;but,onthewhole,he”sagoodworker。There”snoviceinhim。”
“Heisstillwithyou,Ipresume?“
“Yes,sir。Heandagirloffourteen,whodoesabitofsimplecooking,andkeepstheplaceclean——that”sallIhaveinthehouse,forIamawidower,andneverhadanyfamily。Weliveveryquietly,sir,thethreeofus;andwekeeparoofoverourheads,andpayourdebts,ifwedonothingmore。
“Thefirstthingthatputusoutwasthatadvertisement。
Spaulding,hecamedownintotheofficejustthisdayeightweeks,withthisverypaperinhishand,andhesays:
“”IwishtotheLord,Mr。Wilson,thatIwasaredheadedman。”
“”Whythat?”Iasks。
“”Why”sayshe,”here”sanothervacancyontheLeagueoftheRed-
headedMen。It”sworthquitealittlefortunetoanymanwhogetsit,andIunderstandthattherearemorevacanciesthantherearemen,sothatthetrusteesareattheirwits”endwhattodowiththemoney。Ifmyhairwouldonlychangecolorhere”sanicelittlecriballreadyformetostepinto。”
“”Why,whatisit,then?”Iasked。Yousee,Mr。Holmes,Iamaverystay-at-homeman,and,asmybusinesscametomeinsteadofmyhavingtogotoit,Iwasoftenweeksonendwithoutputtingmyfootoverthedoormat。InthatwayIdidn”tknowmuchofwhatwasgoingonoutside,andIwasalwaysgladofabitofnews。
“”HaveyouneverheardoftheLeagueoftheRed-headedMen?”heasked,withhiseyesopen。
“”Never。”
“”Why,Iwonderatthat,foryouareeligibleyourselfforoneofthevacancies。”
“”Andwhataretheyworth?”Iasked。
“”Oh,merelyacoupleofhundredayear,buttheworkisslight,anditneednotinterfereverymuchwithone”sotheroccupations。”
“Well,youcaneasilythinkthatthatmademeprickupmyears,forthebusinesshasnotbeenovergoodforsomeyears,andanextracoupleofhundredwouldhavebeenveryhandy。
“”Tellmeallaboutit”saidI。
“”Well”saidhe,showingmetheadvertisement,”youcanseeforyourselfthattheLeaguehasavacancy,andthereistheaddresswhereyoushouldapplyforparticulars。AsfarasIcanmakeout,theLeaguewasfoundedbyanAmericanmillionaire,EzekiahHopkins,whowasverypeculiarinhisways。Hewashimselfred-headed,andhehadagreatsympathyforallred-headedmen;so,whenhedied,itwasfoundthathehadlefthisenormousfortuneinthehandsoftrustees,withinstructionstoapplytheinteresttotheprovidingofeasyberthstomenwhosehairisofthatcolor。FromallIhearitissplendidpay,andverylittletodo。”
“”But”saidI,”therewouldbemillionsofred-headedmenwhowouldapply。”
“”Notsomanyasyoumightthink”heanswered。”YouseeitisreallyconfinedtoLondoners,andtogrownmen。ThisAmericanhadstartedfromLondonwhenhewasyoung,andhewantedtodotheoldtownagoodturn。Then,again,Ihavehearditisofnouseyourapplyingifyourhairislightred,ordarkred,oranythingbutreal,bright,blazing,fieryred。Now,ifyoucaredtoapply,Mr。
Wilson,youwouldjustwalkin;butperhapsitwouldhardlybeworthyourwhiletoputyourselfoutofthewayforthesakeofafewhundredpounds。”
“Nowitisafact,gentlemen,asyoumayseeforyourselves,thatmyhairisofaveryfullandrichtint,sothatitseemedtomethat,iftherewastobeanycompetitioninthematter,IstoodasgoodachanceasanymanthatIhadevermet。VincentSpauldingseemedtoknowsomuchaboutitthatIthoughthemightproveuseful,soIjustorderedhimtoputuptheshuttersfortheday,andtocomerightawaywithme。Hewasverywillingtohaveaholiday,soweshutthebusinessup,andstartedofffortheaddressthatwasgivenusintheadvertisement。
“Ineverhopetoseesuchasightasthatagain,Mr。Holmes。Fromnorth,south,east,andwesteverymanwhohadashadeofredinhishairhadtrampedintotheCitytoanswertheadvertisement。
FleetStreetwaschokedwithred-headedfolk,andPope”sCourtlookedlikeacoster”sorangebarrow。Ishouldnothavethoughtthereweresomanyinthewholecountryaswerebroughttogetherbythatsingleadvertisement。Everyshadeofcolortheywere——straw,lemon,orange,brick,Irishsetter,liver,clay;but,asSpauldingsaid,therewerenotmanywhohadtherealvividflame-coloredtint。WhenIsawhowmanywerewaiting,Iwouldhavegivenitupindespair;butSpauldingwouldnothearofit。HowhediditI
couldnotimagine,buthepushedandpulledandbutteduntilhegotmethroughthecrowd,andrightuptothestepswhichledtotheoffice。Therewasadoublestreamuponthestair,somegoingupinhope,andsomecomingbackdejected;butwewedgedinaswellaswecould,andsoonfoundourselvesintheoffice。”
“Yourexperiencehasbeenamostentertainingone,“remarkedHolmes,ashisclientpausedandrefreshedhismemorywithahugepinchofsnuff。“Praycontinueyourveryinterestingstatement。”
“Therewasnothingintheofficebutacoupleofwoodenchairsandadealtable,behindwhichsatasmallman,withaheadthatwasevenredderthanmine。Hesaidafewwordstoeachcandidateashecameup,andthenhealwaysmanagedtofindsomefaultinthemwhichwoulddisqualifythem。Gettingavacancydidnotseemtobesuchaveryeasymatterafterall。However,whenourturncame,thelittlemanwasmuchmorefavorabletomethantoanyoftheothers,andheclosedthedoorasweentered,sothathemighthaveaprivatewordwithus。
“”ThisisMr。JabezWilson”saidmyassistant,”andheiswillingtofillavacancyintheLeague。”
“”Andheisadmirablysuitedforit”theotheranswered。”Hehaseveryrequirement。IcannotrecallwhenIhaveseenanythingsofine。”Hetookastepbackward,cockedhisheadononeside,andgazedatmyhairuntilIfeltquitebashful。Thensuddenlyheplungedforward,wrungmyhand,andcongratulatedmewarmlyonmysuccess。
“”Itwouldbeinjusticetohesitate”saidhe。”Youwill,however,Iamsure,excusemefortakinganobviousprecaution。”Withthatheseizedmyhairinbothhishands,andtuggeduntilIyelledwiththepain。”Thereiswaterinyoureyes”saidhe,ashereleasedme。”Iperceivethatallisasitshouldbe。Butwehavetobecareful,forwehavetwicebeendeceivedbywigsandoncebypaint。
Icouldtellyoutalesofcobbler”swaxwhichwoulddisgustyouwithhumannature。”Hesteppedovertothewindowandshoutedthroughitatthetopofhisvoicethatthevacancywasfilled。A
groanofdisappointmentcameupfrombelow,andthefolkalltroopedawayindifferentdirections,untiltherewasnotaredheadtobeseenexceptmyownandthatofthemanager。
“”Myname”saidhe,”isMr。DuncanRoss,andIammyselfoneofthepensionersuponthefundleftbyournoblebenefactor。Areyouamarriedman,Mr。Wilson?Haveyouafamily?”
“IansweredthatIhadnot。
“Hisfacefellimmediately。
“”Dearme!”hesaid,gravely,”thatisveryseriousindeed!Iamsorrytohearyousaythat。Thefundwas,ofcourse,forthepropagationandspreadoftheredheadsaswellasfortheirmaintenance。Itisexceedinglyunfortunatethatyoushouldbeabachelor。”
“Myfacelengthenedatthis,Mr。Holmes,forIthoughtthatIwasnottohavethevacancyafterall;but,afterthinkingitoverforafewminutes,hesaidthatitwouldbeallright。
“”Inthecaseofanother”saidhe,”theobjectionmightbefatal,butwemuststretchapointinfavorofamanwithsuchaheadofhairasyours。Whenshallyoubeabletoenteruponyournewduties?”
“”Well,itisalittleawkward,forIhaveabusinessalready”
saidI。
“”Oh,nevermindaboutthat,Mr。Wilson!”saidVincentSpaulding。”Ishallbeabletolookafterthatforyou。”
“”Whatwouldbethehours?”Iasked。
“”Tentotwo。”
“Nowapawnbroker”sbusinessismostlydoneofanevening,Mr。
Holmes,especiallyThursdayandFridayevenings,whichisjustbeforepayday;soitwouldsuitmeverywelltoearnalittleinthemornings。Besides,Iknewthatmyassistantwasagoodman,andthathewouldseetoanythingthatturnedup。
“”Thatwouldsuitmeverywell”saidI。”Andthepay?”
“”Isfourpoundsaweek。”
“”Andthework?”
“”Ispurelynominal。”
“”Whatdoyoucallpurelynominal?”
“”Well,youhavetobeintheoffice,oratleastinthebuilding,thewholetime。Ifyouleave,youforfeityourwholepositionforever。Thewillisveryclearuponthatpoint。Youdon”tcomplywiththeconditionsifyoubudgefromtheofficeduringthattime。”
“”It”sonlyfourhoursaday,andIshouldnotthinkofleaving”
saidI。
“”Noexcusewillavail”saidMr。DuncanRoss,”neithersickness,norbusiness,noranythingelse。Thereyoumuststay,oryouloseyourbillet。”
“”Andthework?”
“”Istocopyoutthe“EncyclopaediaBritannica。”Thereisthefirstvolumeofitinthatpress。Youmustfindyourownink,pens,andblottingpaper,butweprovidethistableandchair。
Willyoubereadyto-morrow?”
“”Certainly”Ianswered。
“”Then,good-by,Mr。JabezWilson,andletmecongratulateyouoncemoreontheimportantpositionwhichyouhavebeenfortunateenoughtogain。”Hebowedmeoutoftheroom,andIwenthomewithmyassistanthardlyknowingwhattosayordo,Iwassopleasedatmyowngoodfortune。
“Well,Ithoughtoverthematterallday,andbyeveningIwasinlowspiritsagain;forIhadquitepersuadedmyselfthatthewholeaffairmustbesomegreathoaxorfraud,thoughwhatitsobjectmightbeIcouldnotimagine。Itseemedaltogetherpastbeliefthatanyonecouldmakesuchawill,orthattheywouldpaysuchasumfordoinganythingsosimpleascopyingoutthe”EncyclopaediaBritannica。”VincentSpauldingdidwhathecouldtocheermeup,butbybedtimeIhadreasonedmyselfoutofthewholething。
However,inthemorningIdeterminedtohavealookatitanyhow,soIboughtapennybottleofink,andwithaquillpenandsevensheetsoffoolscappaperIstartedoffforPope”sCourt。
“Well,tomysurpriseanddelighteverythingwasasrightaspossible。Thetablewassetoutreadyforme,andMr。DuncanRosswastheretoseethatIgotfairlytowork。HestartedmeoffupontheletterA,andthenheleftme;buthewoulddropinfromtimetotimetoseethatallwasrightwithme。Attwoo”clockhebademegood-day,complimentedmeupontheamountthatIhadwritten,andlockedthedooroftheofficeafterme。
“Thiswentondayafterday,Mr。Holmes,andonSaturdaythemanagercameinandplankeddownfourgoldensovereignsformyweek”swork。Itwasthesamenextweek,andthesametheweekafter。EverymorningIwasthereatten,andeveryafternoonI
leftattwo。BydegreesMr。DuncanRosstooktocominginonlyonceofamorning,andthen,afteratime,hedidnotcomeinatall。Still,ofcourse。Ineverdaredtoleavetheroomforaninstant,forIwasnotsurewhenhemightcome,andthebilletwassuchagoodone,andsuitedmesowell,thatIwouldnotriskthelossofit。
“Eightweekspassedawaylikethis,andIhadwrittenaboutAbbots,andArchery,andArmor,andArchitecture,andAttica,andhopedwithdiligencethatImightgetontotheBsbeforeverylong。Itcostmesomethinginfoolscap,andIhadprettynearlyfilledashelfwithmywritings。Andthensuddenlythewholebusinesscametoanend。”
“Toanend?“
“Yes,sir。Andnolaterthanthismorning。Iwenttomyworkasusualatteno”clock,butthedoorwasshutandlocked,withalittlesquareofcardboardhammeredontothemiddleofthepanelwithatack。Hereitis,andyoucanreadforyourself。”
Heheldupapieceofwhitecardboard,aboutthesizeofasheetofnotepaper。Itreadinthisfashion:
“THERED-HEADEDLEAGUEISDISSOLVED。
Oct。9,1890。”
SherlockHolmesandIsurveyedthiscurtannouncementandtheruefulfacebehindit,untilthecomicalsideoftheaffairsocompletelyovertoppedeveryconsiderationthatwebothburstoutintoaroaroflaughter。
“Icannotseethatthereisanythingveryfunny,“criedourclient,flushinguptotherootsofhisflaminghead。“Ifyoucandonothingbetterthanlaughatme,Icangoelsewhere。”
“No,no,“criedHolmes,shovinghimbackintothechairfromwhichhehadhalfrisen。“Ireallywouldn”tmissyourcasefortheworld。Itismostrefreshinglyunusual。Butthereis,ifyouwillexcusemysayingso,somethingjustalittlefunnyaboutit。Praywhatstepsdidyoutakewhenyoufoundthecarduponthedoor?“
“Iwasstaggered,sir。Ididnotknowwhattodo。ThenIcalledattheofficesround,butnoneofthemseemedtoknowanythingaboutit。Finally,Iwenttothelandlord,whoisanaccountantlivingonthegroundfloor,andIaskedhimifhecouldtellmewhathadbecomeoftheRed-headedLeague。Hesaidthathehadneverheardofanysuchbody。ThenIaskedhimwhoMr。DuncanRosswas。Heansweredthatthenamewasnewtohim。
“”Well”saidI,”thegentlemanatNo。4。”
“”What,thered-headedman?”
“”Yes。”
“”Oh”saidhe,”hisnamewasWilliamMorris。Hewasasolicitor,andwasusingmyroomasatemporaryconvenienceuntilhisnewpremiseswereready。Hemovedoutyesterday。”
“”WherecouldIfindhim?”
“”Oh,athisnewoffices。Hedidtellmetheaddress。Yes,17
KingEdwardStreet,nearSt。Paul”s。”
“Istartedoff,Mr。Holmes,butwhenIgottothataddressitwasamanufactoryofartificialknee-caps,andnooneinithadeverheardofeitherMr。WilliamMorrisorMr。DuncanRoss。”
“Andwhatdidyoudothen?“askedHolmes。
“IwenthometoSaxe-CoburgSquare,andItooktheadviceofmyassistant。Buthecouldnothelpmeinanyway。HecouldonlysaythatifIwaitedIshouldhearbypost。Butthatwasnotquitegoodenough,Mr。Holmes。Ididnotwishtolosesuchaplacewithoutastruggle,so,asIhadheardthatyouweregoodenoughtogiveadvicetopoorfolkwhowereinneedofit,Icamerightawaytoyou。”
“Andyoudidverywisely,“saidHolmes。“Yourcaseisanexceedinglyremarkableone,andIshallbehappytolookintoit。
FromwhatyouhavetoldmeIthinkthatitispossiblethatgraverissueshangfromitthanmightatfirstsightappear。”
“Graveenough!“saidMr。JabezWilson。“Why,Ihavelostfourpoundaweek。”
“Asfarasyouarepersonallyconcerned,“remarkedHolmes,“Idonotseethatyouhaveanygrievanceagainstthisextraordinaryleague。Onthecontrary,youare,asIunderstand,richerbysomethirtypounds,tosaynothingoftheminuteknowledgewhichyouhavegainedoneverysubjectwhichcomesundertheletterA。Youhavelostnothingbythem。”
“No,sir。ButIwanttofindoutaboutthem,andwhotheyare,andwhattheirobjectwasinplayingthisprank——ifitwasaprank——
uponme。Itwasaprettyexpensivejokeforthem,foritcostthemtwo-and-thirtypounds。”
“Weshallendeavortoclearupthesepointsforyou。And,first,oneortwoquestions,Mr。Wilson。Thisassistantofyourswhofirstcalledyourattentiontotheadvertisement——howlonghadhebeenwithyou?“
“Aboutamonththen。”
“Howdidhecome?“
“Inanswertoanadvertisement。”
“Washetheonlyapplicant?“
“No,Ihadadozen。”
“Whydidyoupickhim?“
“Becausehewashandyandwouldcomecheap。”
“Athalfwages,infact。”
“Yes。”
“Whatishelike,thisVincentSpaulding?“
“Small,stout-built,veryquickinhisways,nohaironhisface,thoughhe”snotshortofthirty。Hasawhitesplashofaciduponhisforehead。”
Holmessatupinhischairinconsiderableexcitement。Ithoughtasmuch,“saidhe。“Haveyoueverobservedthathisearsarepiercedforearrings?“
“Yes,sir。Hetoldmethatagypsyhaddoneitforhimwhenhewasalad。”
“Hum!“saidHolmes,sinkingbackindeepthought。“Heisstillwithyou?“
“Oh,yes,sir;Ihaveonlyjustlefthim。”
“Andhasyourbusinessbeenattendedtoinyourabsence?“
“Nothingtocomplainof,sir。There”sneververymuchtodoofamorning。”
“Thatwilldo,Mr。Wilson。Ishallbehappytogiveyouanopinionuponthesubjectinthecourseofadayortwo。To-dayisSaturday,andIhopethatbyMondaywemaycometoaconclusion。”
“Well,Watson,“saidHolmes,whenourvisitorhadleftus,“whatdoyoumakeofitall?“
“Imakenothingofit,“Iansweredfrankly。“Itisamostmysteriousbusiness。”
“Asarule,“saidHolmes,“themorebizarreathingisthelessmysteriousitprovestobe。Itisyourcommonplace,featurelesscrimeswhicharereallypuzzling,justasacommonplacefaceisthemostdifficulttoidentify。ButImustbepromptoverthismatter。”
“Whatareyougoingtodo,then?“Iasked。
“Tosmoke,“heanswered。“Itisquiteathree-pipeproblem,andI
begthatyouwon”tspeaktomeforfiftyminutes。”Hecurledhimselfupinhischair,withhisthinkneesdrawnuptohishawklikenose,andtherehesatwithhiseyesclosedandhisblackclaypipethrustingoutlikethebillofsomestrangebird。Ihadcometotheconclusionthathehaddroppedasleep,andindeedwasnoddingmyself,whenhesuddenlysprangoutofhischairwiththegestureofamanwhohasmadeuphismind,andputhispipedownuponthemantelpiece。
“SarasateplaysatSt。James”sHallthisafternoon,“heremarked。
“Whatdoyouthink,Watson?Couldyourpatientsspareyouforafewhours?“
“Ihavenothingtodoto-day。Mypracticeisneververyabsorbing。”
“Thenputonyourhatandcome。IamgoingthroughtheCityfirst,andwecanhavesomelunchontheway。IobservethatthereisagooddealofGermanmusicontheprogramme,whichisrathermoretomytastethanItalianorFrench。Itisintrospective,andIwanttointrospect。Comealong!“
WetraveledbytheUndergroundasfarasAldersgate;andashortwalktookustoSaxe-CoburgSquare,thesceneofthesingularstorywhichwehadlistenedtointhemorning。Itwasapoky,little,shabby-genteelplace,wherefourlinesofdingy,two-storiedbrickhouseslookedoutintoasmallrailed-ininclosure,wherealawnofweedygrass,andafewclumpsoffadedlaurelbushesmadeahardfightagainstasmoke-ladenanduncongenialatmosphere。ThreegiltballsandabrownboardwithJABEZWILSONinwhiteletters,uponacornerhouse,announcedtheplacewhereourred-headedclientcarriedonhisbusiness。SherlockHolmesstoppedinfrontofitwithhisheadononeside,andlookeditallover,withhiseyesshiningbrightlybetweenpuckeredlids。Thenhewalkedslowlyupthestreet,andthendownagaintothecorner,stilllookingkeenlyatthehouses。Finallyhereturnedtothepawnbroker”sand,havingthumpedvigorouslyuponthepavementwithhissticktwoorthreetimes,hewentuptothedoorandknocked。Itwasinstantlyopenedbyabright-looking,clean-shavenyoungfellow,whoaskedhimtostepin。
“Thankyou,“saidHolmes,“IonlywishedtoaskyouhowyouwouldgofromheretotheStrand。”
“Thirdright,fourthleft,“answeredtheassistant,promptly,closingthedoor。
“Smartfellow,that,“observedHolmesaswewalkedaway。“Heis,inmyjudgment,thefourthsmartestmaninLondon,andfordaringI
amnotsurethathehasnotaclaimtobethird。Ihaveknownsomethingofhimbefore。”
“Evidently,“saidI,“Mr。Wilson”sassistantcountsforagooddealinthismysteryoftheRed-headedLeague。Iamsurethatyouinquiredyourwaymerelyinorderthatyoumightseehim。”
“Nothim。”
“Whatthen?“
“Thekneesofhistrousers。”
“Andwhatdidyousee?“
“WhatIexpectedtosee。”
“Whydidyoubeatthepavement?“
“Mydeardoctor,thisisatimeforobservation,notfortalk。Wearespiesinanenemy”scountry。WeknowsomethingofSaxe-CoburgSquare。Letusnowexplorethepartswhichliebehindit。”
TheroadinwhichwefoundourselvesasweturnedroundthecornerfromtheretiredSaxe-CoburgSquarepresentedasgreatacontrasttoitasthefrontofapicturedoestotheback。ItwasoneofthemainarterieswhichconveythetrafficoftheCitytothenorthandwest。Theroadwaywasblockedwiththeimmensestreamofcommerceflowinginadoubletideinwardandoutward,whilethefootpathswereblackwiththehurryingswarmofpedestrians。Itwasdifficulttorealize,aswelookedatthelineoffineshopsandstatelybusinesspremises,thattheyreallyabuttedontheothersideuponthefadedandstagnantsquarewhichwehadjustquitted。
“Letmesee,“saidHolmes,standingatthecorner,andglancingalongtheline,“Ishouldlikejusttoremembertheorderofthehouseshere。ItisahobbyofminetohaveanexactknowledgeofLondon。ThereisMortimer”s,thetobacconist;thelittlenewspapershop,theCoburgbranchoftheCityandSuburbanBank,theVegetarianRestaurant,andMcFarlane”scarriage-buildingdepot。
Thatcarriesusrightontotheotherblock。Andnow,doctor,we”vedoneourwork,soit”stimewehadsomeplay。Asandwichandacupofcoffee,andthenofftoviolin-land,whereallissweetness,anddelicacy,andharmony,andtherearenored-headedclientstovexuswiththeirconundrums。”
Myfriendwasanenthusiasticmusician,beinghimselfnotonlyaverycapableperformer,butacomposerofnoordinarymerit。Alltheafternoonhesatinthestallswrappedinthemostperfecthappiness,gentlywavinghislongthinfingersintimetothemusic,whilehisgentlysmilingfaceandhislanguid,dreamyeyeswereasunlikethoseofHolmesthesleuth-hound,Holmestherelentless,keen-witted,ready-handedcriminalagent,asitwaspossibletoconceive。Inhissingularcharacterthedualnaturealternatelyasserteditself,andhisextremeexactnessandastutenessrepresented,asIhaveoftenthought,thereactionagainstthepoeticandcontemplativemoodwhichoccasionallypredominatedinhim。Theswingofhisnaturetookhimfromextremelanguortodevouringenergy;and,asIknewwell,hewasneversotrulyformidableaswhen,fordaysonend,hehadbeenlounginginhisarmchairamidhisimprovisationsandhisblack-lettereditions。
Thenitwasthatthelustofthechasewouldsuddenlycomeuponhim,andthathisbrilliantreasoningpowerwouldrisetothelevelofintuition,untilthosewhowereunacquaintedwithhismethodswouldlookaskanceathimasonamanwhoseknowledgewasnotthatofothermortals。WhenIsawhimthatafternoonsoenwrappedinthemusicatSt。James”sHall,Ifeltthataneviltimemightbecominguponthosewhomhehadsethimselftohuntdown。
“Youwanttogohome,nodoubt,doctor,“heremarked,asweemerged。
“Yes,itwouldbeaswell。”
“AndIhavesomebusinesstodowhichwilltakesomehours。ThisbusinessatSaxe-CoburgSquareisserious。”
“Whyserious?“
“Aconsiderablecrimeisincontemplation。Ihaveeveryreasontobelievethatweshallbeintimetostopit。Butto-daybeingSaturdayrathercomplicatesmatters。Ishallwantyourhelpto-
night。”
“Atwhattime?“
“Tenwillbeearlyenough。”
IshallbeatBakerStreetatten。”
“Verywell。And,Isay,doctor!theremaybesomelittledanger,sokindlyputyourarmyrevolverinyourpocket。”Hewavedhishand,turnedonhisheel,anddisappearedinaninstantamongthecrowd。
ItrustthatIamnotmoredensethanmyneighbors,butIwasalwaysoppressedwithasenseofmyownstupidityinmydealingswithSherlockHolmes。HereIhadheardwhathehadheard,Ihadseenwhathehadseen,andyetfromhiswordsitwasevidentthathesawclearlynotonlywhathadhappened,butwhatwasabouttohappen,whiletomethewholebusinesswasstillconfusedandgrotesque。AsIdrovehometomyhouseinKensingtonIthoughtoveritall,fromtheextraordinarystoryofthered-headedcopierofthe“Encyclopaedia“downtothevisittoSaxe-CoburgSquare,andtheominouswordswithwhichhehadpartedfromme。Whatwasthisnocturnalexpedition,andwhyshouldIgoarmed?Wherewerewegoing,andwhatwerewetodo?IhadthehintfromHolmesthatthissmooth-facedpawnbroker”sassistantwasaformidableman——amanwhomightplayadeepgame。Itriedtopuzzleitout,butgaveitupindespair,andsetthematterasideuntilnightshouldbringanexplanation。
Itwasaquarter-pastninewhenIstartedfromhomeandmademywayacrossthePark,andsothroughOxfordStreettoBakerStreet。Twohansomswerestandingatthedoor,and,asIenteredthepassage,I
heardthesoundofvoicesfromabove。Onenteringhisroom,I
foundHolmesinanimatedconversationwithtwomen,oneofwhomI
recognizedasPeterJones,theofficialpoliceagent;whiletheotherwasalong,thin,sad-facedman,withaveryshinyhatandoppressivelyrespectablefrockcoat。
“Ha!ourpartyiscomplete,“saidHolmes,buttoninguphispea-
jacket,andtakinghisheavyhuntingcropfromtherack。“Watson,IthinkyouknowMr。Jones,ofScotlandYard?LetmeintroduceyoutoMr。Merryweather,whoistobeourcompanioninto-night”sadventure。”
“We”rehuntingincouplesagain,doctor,yousee,“saidJones,inhisconsequentialway。“Ourfriendhereisawonderfulmanforstartingachase。Allhewantsisanolddogtohelphimdotherunningdown。”
“Ihopeawildgoosemaynotprovetobetheendofourchase,“
observedMr。Merryweathergloomily。
“YoumayplaceconsiderableconfidenceinMr。Holmes,sir,“saidthepoliceagentloftily。“Hehashisownlittlemethods,whichare,ifhewon”tmindmysayingso,justalittletootheoreticalandfantastic,buthehasthemakingsofadetectiveinhim。Itisnottoomuchtosaythatonceortwice,asinthatbusinessoftheSholtomurderandtheAgratreasure,hehasbeenmorenearlycorrectthantheofficialforce。”
“Oh,ifyousayso,Mr。Jones,itisallright!“saidthestranger,withdeference。“Still,IconfessthatImissmyrubber。ItisthefirstSaturdaynightforseven-and-twentyyearsthatIhavenothadmyrubber。”
“Ithinkyouwillfind,“saidSherlockHolmes,“thatyouwillplayforahigherstaketo-nightthanyouhaveeverdoneyet,andthattheplaywillbemoreexciting。Foryou,Mr。Merryweather,thestakewillbesomethirtythousandpounds;andforyou,Jones,itwillbethemanuponwhomyouwishtolayyourhands。”
“JohnClay,themurderer,thief,smasher,andforger。He”sayoungman,Mr。Merryweather,butheisattheheadofhisprofession,andIwouldratherhavemybraceletsonhimthanonanycriminalinLondon。He”saremarkableman,isyoungJohnClay。HisgrandfatherwasaRoyalDuke,andhehimselfhasbeentoEtonandOxford。Hisbrainisascunningashisfingers,andthoughwemeetsignsofhimateveryturn,weneverknowwheretofindthemanhimself。He”llcrackacribinScotlandoneweek,andberaisingmoneytobuildanorphanageinCornwallthenext。I”vebeenonhistrackforyears,andhaveneverseteyesonhimyet。”
“IhopethatImayhavethepleasureofintroducingyouto-night。
I”vehadoneortwolittleturnsalsowithMr。JohnClay,andI
agreewithyouthatheisattheheadofhisprofession。Itispastten,however,andquitetimethatwestarted。Ifyoutwowilltakethefirsthansom,WatsonandIwillfollowinthesecond。”
SherlockHolmeswasnotverycommunicativeduringthelongdrive,andlaybackinthecabhummingthetuneswhichhehadheardintheafternoon。WerattledthroughanendlesslabyrinthofgaslitstreetsuntilweemergedintoFarringdonStreet。
“Weareclosetherenow,“myfriendremarked。“ThisfellowMerryweatherisabankdirectorandpersonallyinterestedinthematter。IthoughtitaswelltohaveJoneswithusalso。Heisnotabadfellow,thoughanabsoluteimbecileinhisprofession。
Hehasonepositivevirtue。Heisasbraveasabulldog,andastenaciousasalobsterifhegetshisclawsuponanyone。Hereweare,andtheyarewaitingforus。”
Wehadreachedthesamecrowdedthoroughfareinwhichwehadfoundourselvesinthemorning。Ourcabsweredismissed,andfollowingtheguidanceofMr。Merryweather,wepasseddownanarrowpassage,andthroughasidedoorwhichheopenedforus。Withintherewasasmallcorridor,whichendedinaverymassiveirongate。Thisalsowasopened,andleddownaflightofwindingstonesteps,whichterminatedatanotherformidablegate。Mr。Merryweatherstoppedtolightalantern,andthenconductedusdownadark,earth-smellingpassage,andso,afteropeningathirddoor,intoahugevaultorcellar,whichwaspiledallroundwithcratesandmassiveboxes。
“Youarenotveryvulnerablefromabove,“Holmesremarked,asheheldupthelanternandgazedabouthim。
“Norfrombelow,“saidMr。Merryweather,strikinghisstickupontheflagswhichlinedthefloor。“Why,dearme,itsoundsquitehollow!“heremarked,lookingupinsurprise。
“Imustreallyaskyoutobealittlemorequiet,“saidHolmesseverely。“Youhavealreadyimperiledthewholesuccessofourexpedition。MightIbegthatyouwouldhavethegoodnesstositdownupononeofthoseboxes,andnottointerfere?“
ThesolemnMr。Merryweatherperchedhimselfuponacrate,withaveryinjuredexpressionuponhisface,whileHolmesfelluponhiskneesuponthefloor,and,withthelanternandamagnifyinglens,begantoexamineminutelythecracksbetweenthestones。Afewsecondssufficedtosatisfyhim,forhesprangtohisfeetagain,andputhisglassinhispocket。
“Wehaveatleastanhourbeforeus,“heremarked,“fortheycanhardlytakeanystepsuntilthegoodpawnbrokerissafelyinbed。
Thentheywillnotloseaminute,forthesoonertheydotheirworkthelongertimetheywillhavefortheirescape。Weareatpresent,doctor——asnodoubtyouhavedivined——inthecellaroftheCitybranchofoneoftheprincipalLondonbanks。Mr。Merryweatheristhechairmanofdirectors,andhewillexplaintoyouthattherearereasonswhythemoredaringcriminalsofLondonshouldtakeaconsiderableinterestinthiscellaratpresent。”
“ItisourFrenchgold,“whisperedthedirector。“Wehavehadseveralwarningsthatanattemptmightbemadeuponit。”
“YourFrenchgold?“
“Yes。Wehadoccasionsomemonthsagotostrengthenourresources,andborrowed,forthatpurpose,thirtythousandnapoleonsfromtheBankofFrance。Ithasbecomeknownthatwehaveneverhadoccasiontounpackthemoney,andthatitisstilllyinginourcellar。ThecrateuponwhichIsitcontainstwothousandnapoleonspackedbetweenlayersofleadfoil。Ourreserveofbullionismuchlargeratpresentthanisusuallykeptinasinglebranchoffice,andthedirectorshavehadmisgivingsuponthesubject。”
“Whichwereverywelljustified,“observedHolmes。“Andnowitistimethatwearrangedourlittleplans。Iexpectthatwithinanhourmatterswillcometoahead。Inthemeantime,Mr。
Merryweather,wemustputthescreenoverthatdarklantern。”
“Andsitinthedark?“
“Iamafraidso。Ihadbroughtapackofcardsinmypocket,andI
thoughtthat,aswewereapartiecarree,youmighthaveyourrubberafterall。ButIseethattheenemy”spreparationshavegonesofarthatwecannotriskthepresenceofalight。And,firstofall,wemustchooseourpositions。Thesearedaringmen,and,thoughweshalltakethematadisadvantage,theymaydoussomeharm,unlesswearecareful。Ishallstandbehindthiscrate,anddoyouconcealyourselfbehindthose。Then,whenIflashalightuponthem,closeinswiftly。Iftheyfire,Watson,havenocompunctionaboutshootingthemdown。”
Iplacedmyrevolver,cocked,uponthetopofthewoodencasebehindwhichIcrouched。Holmesshottheslideacrossthefrontofhislantern,andleftusinpitchdarkness——suchanabsolutedarknessasIhaveneverbeforeexperienced。Thesmellofhotmetalremainedtoassureusthatthelightwasstillthere,readytoflashoutatamoment”snotice。Tome,withmynervesworkeduptoapitchofexpectancy,therewassomethingdepressingandsubduinginthesuddengloom,andinthecold,dankairofthevault。
“Theyhavebutoneretreat,“whisperedHolmes。“ThatisbackthroughthehouseintoSaxe-CoburgSquare。IhopethatyouhavedonewhatIaskedyou,Jones?“
“Ihaveaninspectorandtwoofficerswaitingatthefrontdoor。”
“Thenwehavestoppedalltheholes。Andnowwemustbesilentandwait。”
Whatatimeitseemed!Fromcomparingnotesafterwards,itwasbutanhourandaquarter,yetitappearedtomethatthenightmusthavealmostgone,andthedawnbebreakingaboveus。Mylimbswerewearyandstiff,forIfearedtochangemyposition,yetmynerveswereworkeduptothehighestpitchoftension,andmyhearingwassoacutethatIcouldnotonlyhearthegentlebreathingofmycompanions,butIcoulddistinguishthedeeper,heavierinbreathofthebulkyJonesfromthethin,sighingnoteofthebankdirector。
FrommypositionIcouldlookoverthecaseinthedirectionofthefloor。Suddenlymyeyescaughttheglintofalight。
Atfirstitwasbutaluridsparkuponthestonepavement。Thenitlengthenedoutuntilitbecameayellowline,andthen,withoutanywarningorsound,agashseemedtoopenandahandappeared,awhite,almostwomanlyhand,whichfeltaboutinthecenterofthelittleareaoflight。Foraminuteormorethehand,withitswrithingfingers,protrudedoutofthefloor。Thenitwaswithdrawnassuddenlyasitappeared,andallwasdarkagainsavethesingleluridspark,whichmarkedachinkbetweenthestones。
Itsdisappearance,however,wasbutmomentary。Witharending,tearingsound,oneofthebroadwhitestonesturnedoveruponitsside,andleftasquare,gapinghole,throughwhichstreamedthelightofalantern。Overtheedgetherepeepedaclean-cut,boyishface,whichlookedkeenlyaboutit,andthen,withahandoneithersideoftheaperture,drewitselfshoulder-highandwaist-high,untilonekneerestedupontheedge。Inanotherinstanthestoodatthesideofthehole,andwashaulingafterhimacompanion,litheandsmalllikehimself,withapalefaceandashockofveryredhair。
“It”sallclear,“hewhispered。“Haveyouthechiselandthebags?