“I”vehalfamindtogetahammer,andtry,astheysayinthecookerybooks,anotherway。”
  UnfortunatelyIhadpromisedPughtoabstainfromusingforce。I
  mighthaveshiveredtheboxopenwithmyhammer,andthenexplainedthatithadfallen,orgottrodupon,orsatupon,orsomething,andsogotshattered,onlyIwasafraidthatPughwouldnotbelieveme。Themanishimselfsuchanuntruthfulmanthatheisinachronicstateofsuspicionaboutthetruthfulnessofothers。
  “Well,ifyou”renotgoingtoblowup,oropen,orsomething,I”llsaygoodnight。”
  Igavetheboxafinalrapwithmyknucklesandafinalshake,replaceditonthetable,putoutthegas,andreturnedtobed。
  Iwasjustsinkingagainintoslumber,whenthatboxbeganagain。
  ItwastruethatPughhadpurchasedthepuzzle,butitwasevidentthatthewholeenjoymentofthepurchasewasdestinedtobemine。
  Itwasuselesstothinkofsleepwhilethatperformancewasgoingon。Isatupinbedoncemore。
  “ItstrikesmethatthepuzzleconsistsinfindingouthowitispossibletogotosleepwithPugh”spurchaseinyourbedroom。Thisisfarbetterthantheold-fashionedprescriptionofcatsonthetiles。”
  Itstruckmethenoisewasdistinctlylouderthanbefore;thisappliedbothtothetick,tick,tick,andthescreeching。
  “Possibly,“Itoldmyself,asIrelightedthegas,“theexplosionistocomeoffthistime。”
  Iturnedtolookatthebox。Therecouldbenodoubtaboutit;thenoisewaslouder。And,ifIcouldtrustmyeyes,theboxwasmoving——givingaseriesoflittlejumps。Thismighthavebeenanopticaldelusion,butitseemedtomethatateachticktheboxgavealittlebound。Duringthescreeches——whichsoundedmorelikethecriesofananimalinanagonyofpaineventhanbefore——ifitdidnottiltitselffirstononeend,andthenonanother,Ishallneverbewillingtotrusttheevidenceofmyowneyesagain。Andsurelytheboxhadincreasedinsize;Icouldhaveswornnotonlythatithadincreased,butthatitwasincreasing,evenasIstoodtherelookingon。Ithadgrown,andstillwasgrowing,bothbroader,andlonger,anddeeper。Pugh,ofcourse,wouldhaveattributedittosupernaturalagency;thereneverwasamanwithsuchanoseforaghost。Icouldpicturehimoccupyingmyposition,shiveringinhisnightshirt,ashebeheldthatmiracletakingplacebeforehiseyes。Thesolutionwhichatoncesuggesteditselftome——andwhichwouldNEVERhavesuggesteditselftoPugh!——
  wasthattheboxwasfashioned,asitwere,inlayers,andthattheingeniousmechanismitcontainedwasforcingthesidesatoncebothupwardandoutward。Itookitinmyhand。Icouldfeelsomethingstrikingagainstthebottomofthebox,likethetap,tap,tappingofatinyhammer。
  “ThisisaprettypuzzleofPugh”s。Hewouldsaythatthatisthetappingofadeathwatch。FormypartIhavenotmuchfaithindeathwatches,ethocgenusomne,butitcertainlyisacurioustapping;Iwonderwhatisgoingtohappennext?“
  Apparentlynothing,exceptacontinuationofthosemysterioussounds。ThattheboxhadincreasedinsizeIhad,andhave,nodoubtwhatever。Ishouldsaythatithadincreasedagoodinchineverydirection,atleasthalfaninchwhileIhadbeenlookingon。
  ButwhileIstoodlookingitsgrowthwassuddenlyandperceptiblystayed;itceasedtomove。Onlythenoisecontinued。
  “Iwonderhowlongitwillbebeforeanythingworthhappeningdoeshappen!Isupposesomethingisgoingtohappen;therecan”tbeallthisto-dofornothing。Ifitisanythingintheinfernalmachineline,andthereisgoingtobeanexplosion,Imightaswellbeheretoseeit。IthinkI”llhaveapipe。”
  Iputonmydressing-gown。Ilitmypipe。Isatandstaredatthebox。IdaresayIsatthereforquitetwentyminuteswhen,asbefore,withoutanysortofwarning,thesoundwasstilled。Itssuddencessationratherstartledme。
  “Hasthemechanismagainhungfire?Or,thistime,istheexplosioncomingoff?“Itdidnotcomeoff;nothingcameoff。
  “Isn”ttheboxevengoingtoopen?“
  Itdidnotopen。Therewassimplysilenceallatonce,andthatwasall。Isatthereinexpectationforsomemomentslonger。ButIsatfornothing。Irose。Itooktheboxinmyhand。Ishookit。
  “ThispuzzleISapuzzle。”Iheldtheboxfirsttooneear,thentotheother。Igaveitseveralsharprapswithmyknuckles。
  Therewasnotanansweringsound,noteventhesortofreverberationwhichPughandIhadnoticedatfirst。Itseemedhollowerthanever。Itwasasthoughthesouloftheboxwasdead。
  “IsupposeifIputyoudown,andextinguishthegasandreturntobed,inabouthalfanhourorso,justasIamdroppingofftosleep,theperformancewillberecommenced。Perhapsthethirdtimewillbelucky。”
  ButIwasmistaken——therewasnothirdtime。WhenIreturnedtobedthattimeIreturnedtosleep,andIwasallowedtosleep;
  therewasnocontinuationoftheperformance,atleastsofarasI
  know。FornosoonerwasIoncemorebetweenthesheetsthanIwasseizedwithanirresistibledrowsiness,adrowsinesswhichsomasteredmethatI——Iimagineitmusthavebeeninstantly——sankintoslumberwhichlastedtilllongafterdayhaddawned。WhetherornotanymoremysterioussoundsissuedfromthebowelsofPugh”spuzzleismorethanIcantell。Iftheydid,theydidnotsucceedinrousingme。
  Andyet,whenatlastIdidawake,Ihadasortofconsciousnessthatmywakinghadbeencausedbysomethingstrange。WhatitwasI
  couldnotsurmise。MyownimpressionwasthatIhadbeenawakenedbythetouchofaperson”shand。Butthatimpressionmusthavebeenamistakenone,because,asIcouldeasilyseebylookingroundtheroom,therewasnooneintheroomtotouchme。
  Itwasbroaddaylight。Ilookedatmywatch;itwasnearlyeleveno”clock。Iamaprettylatesleeperasarule,butIdonotusuallysleepaslateasthat。ThatscoundrelBobwouldletmesleepalldaywithoutthinkingitnecessarytocallme。IwasjustabouttospringoutofbedwiththeintentionofringingthebellsothatImightgiveBobapieceofmymindforallowingmetosleepsolate,whenmyglancefellonthedressing-tableonwhich,thenightbefore,IhadplacedPugh”spuzzle。Ithadgone!
  ItsabsencesotookmebysurprisethatIrantothetable。ItHAD
  gone。Butithadnotgonefar;ithadgonetopieces!Therewerethepieceslyingwheretheboxhadbeen。Thepuzzlehadsolveditself。Theboxwasopen,openwithavengeance,onemightsay。
  LikethatunfortunateHumptyDumpty,who,sothechroniclerstellus,satonawall,surely“alltheking”shorsesandalltheking”smen“nevercouldputPugh”spuzzletogetheragain!
  Themarquetryhadresolveditselfintoitscomponentparts。Howthosepartshadeverbeenjoinedwasamystery。Theyhadbeenlaiduponnofoundation,asisthecasewithordinaryinlaidwork。Theseveralpiecesofwoodwerenotonlyofdifferentshapesandsizes,buttheywereasthinasthethinnestveneer;yettheboxhadbeenformedbysimplyjoiningthemtogether。Themanwhomadethatboxmusthavebeenpossessedofingenuityworthyofabettercause。
  Iperceivedhowthepuzzlehadbeenworked。Theboxhadcontainedanarrangementofsprings,which,onbeingreleased,hadexpandedthemselvesindifferentdirectionsuntiltheirmereexpansionhadrenttheboxtopieces。Therewerethesprings,lyingamidtheruintheyhadcaused。
  Therewassomethingelseamidthatruinbesidesthosesprings;
  therewasasmallpieceofwritingpaper。Itookitup。Onthereversesideofitwaswritteninaminute,crabbedhand:“A
  PresentForYou。”Whatwasapresentforme?Ilooked,and,notforthefirsttimesinceIhadcaughtsightofPugh”spreciouspuzzle,couldscarcelybelievemyeyes。
  There,poisedbetweentwouprightwires,thebentendsofwhichhelditaloftintheair,waseitherapieceofglassor——acrystal。Thescrapofwritingpaperhadexactlycoveredit。I
  understoodwhatitwas,whenPughandIhadtappedwiththehammer,hadcausedtheansweringtapstoproceedfromwithin。Ourtapscausedthewirestooscillate,andintheseoscillationsthecrystal,whichtheyheldsuspended,hadtouchedthesideofthebox。
  Ilookedagainatthepieceofpaper。“APresentForYou。”WasTHISthepresent——thiscrystal?Iregardeditintently。
  “ItCAN”Tbeadiamond。”
  Theideawasridiculous,absurd。Nomaninhissenseswouldplaceadiamondinsideatwopenny-halfpennypuzzlebox。Thethingwasasbigasawalnut!Andyet——Iamaprettygoodjudgeofpreciousstones——ifitwasnotanuncutdiamonditwasthebestimitationI
  hadseen。Itookitup。Iexamineditclosely。ThemorecloselyIexaminedit,themoremywondergrew。
  “ItISadiamond!“
  Andyettheideawastoopreposterousforcredence。Whowouldpresentadiamondasbigasawalnutwithatrumperypuzzle?
  Besides,allthediamondswhichtheworldcontainsofthatsizearealmostaswellknownastheKoh-i-noor。
  “Ifitisadiamond,itisworth——itisworth——Heavenonlyknowswhatitisn”tworthifit”sadiamond。”
  Iregardeditthroughastrongpocketlens。AsIdidsoIcouldnotrestrainanexclamation。
  “TheworldtoaChinaorange,itISadiamond!“
  Thewordshadscarcelyescapedmylipsthantherecameatappingatthedoor。
  “Comein!“Icried,supposingitwasBob。ItwasnotBob,itwasPugh。InstinctivelyIputthelensandthecrystalbehindmyback。
  AtsightofmeinmynightshirtPughbegantoshakehishead。
  “Whathours,Tress,whathours!Why,mydearTress,I”vebreakfasted,readthepapersandmyletters,cameallthewayfrommyhousehere,andyou”renotup!“
  “Don”tIlookasthoughIwereup?“
  “Ah,Tress!Tress!“Heapproachedthedressing-table。Hiseyefellupontheruins。“What”sthis?“
  “That”sthesolutiontothepuzzle。”
  “Haveyou——haveyousolveditfairly,Tress?“
  “Ithassolveditself。Ourhandling,andtapping,andhammeringmusthavefreedthespringswhichtheboxcontained,andduringthenight,whileIslept,theyhavecausedittocomeopen。”
  “Whileyouslept?Dearme!Howstrange!And——whatarethese?“
  Hehaddiscoveredthetwouprightwiresonwhichthecrystalhadbeenpoised。
  “Isupposethey”repartofthepuzzle。”
  “Andwasthereanythinginthebox?What”sthis?“hepickedupthescrapofpaper;Ihadleftitonthetable。Hereadwhatwaswrittenonit:“”APresentForYou。”What”sitmean?Tress,wasthisinthebox?“
  “Itwas。”
  “What”sitmeanaboutapresent?Wasthereanythingintheboxbesides?“
  “Pugh,ifyouwillleavetheroomIshallbeabletodress;Iamnotinthehabitofreceivingquitesuchearlycalls,orIshouldhavebeenpreparedtoreceiveyou。Ifyouwillwaitinthenextroom,IwillbewithyouassoonasI”mdressed。ThereisalittlesubjectinconnectionwiththeboxwhichIwishtodiscusswithyou。”
  “Asubjectinconnectionwiththebox?Whatisthesubject?“
  “Iwilltellyou,Pugh,whenIhaveperformedmytoilet。”
  “Whycan”tyoutellmenow?“
  “Doyoupropose,then,thatIshouldstandhereshiveringinmyshirtwhileyouareprosingatyourease?Thankyou;Iamobliged,butIdecline。MayIaskyouoncemore,Pugh,towaitformeintheadjoiningapartment?“
  Hemovedtowardthedoor。Whenhehadtakenacoupleofsteps,hehalted。
  “I——Ihope,Tress,thatyou”re——you”regoingtoplaynotricksonme?“
  “Tricksonyou!IsitlikelythatIamgoingtoplaytricksuponmyoldestfriend?“
  Whenhehadgone——hevanished,itseemedtome,withasomewhatdoubtfulvisage——Itookthecrystaltothewindow。Idrewtheblind。Iletthesunshinefallonit。Iexamineditagain,closelyandminutely,withtheaidofmypocketlens。ItWASadiamond;therecouldnotbeadoubtofit。If,withmyknowledgeofstones,Iwasdeceived,thenIwasdeceivedasnevermanhadbeendeceivedbefore。MyheartbeatfasterasIrecognizedthefactthatIwasholdinginmyhandwhatwas,inallprobability,afortuneforamanofmoderatedesires。Ofcourse,PughknewnothingofwhatIhaddiscovered,andtherewasnoreasonwhyheshouldknow。Nottheleast!TheonlydifficultywasthatifI
  keptmyowncounsel,andsoldthestoneandutilizedtheproceedsofthesale,Ishouldhavetoinventastorywhichwouldaccountformysuddenaccessiontofortune。PughknowsalmostasmuchofmyaffairsasIdomyself。Thatistheworstoftheseoldfriends!
  WhenIjoinedPughIfoundhimdancingupanddownthefloorlikeabearuponhotplates。Hescarcelyallowedmetoputmynoseinsidethedoorbeforeattackingme。
  “Tress,givemewhatwasinthebox。”
  “MydearPugh,howdoyouknowthattherewassomethingintheboxtogiveyou?“
  “Iknowtherewas!“
  “Indeed!Ifyouknowthattherewassomethinginthebox,perhapsyouwilltellmewhatthatsomethingwas。”
  Heeyedmedoubtfully。Then,advancing,helaiduponmyarmahandwhichpositivelytrembled。
  “Tress,you——youwouldn”tplaytricksonanoldfriend。”
  “Youareright,Pugh,Iwouldn”t,thoughIbelievetherehavebeenoccasionsonwhichyouhavehaddoubtsuponthesubject。Bytheway,Pugh,IbelievethatIamtheoldestfriendyouhave。”
  “I——Idon”tknowaboutthat。There”s——there”sBrasher。”
  “Brasher!Who”sBrasher?Youwouldn”tcomparemyfriendshiptothefriendshipofsuchamanasBrasher?Thinkofthetasteswehaveincommon,youandI。We”rebothcollectors。”
  “Ye-es,we”rebothcollectors。”
  “Imakemyinterestsyours,andyoumakeyourinterestsmine。
  Isn”tthatso,Pugh?“
  “Tress,what——whatwasinthebox?“
  “Iwillbefrankwithyou,Pugh。Iftherehadbeensomethinginthebox,wouldyouhavebeenwillingtogohalveswithmeinmydiscovery?“
  “Gohalves!Inyourdiscovery,Tress!Givemewhatismine!“
  “Withpleasure,Pugh,ifyouwilltellmewhatisyours。”
  “If——ifyoudon”tgivemewhatwasintheboxI”ll——I”llsendforthepolice。”
  “Do!ThenIshallbeabletohandtothemwhatwasintheboxinorderthatitmayberestoredtoitsproperowner。”
  “Itsproperowner!I”mitsproperowner!“
  “Excuseme,butIdon”tunderstandhowthatcanbe;atleast,untilthepolicehavemadeinquiries。Ishouldsaythattheproperownerwasthepersonfromwhomyoupurchasedthebox,or,moreprobably,thepersonfromwhomhepurchasedit,andbywhom,doubtless,itwassoldinignorance,orbymistake。Thus,Pugh,ifyouwillonlysendforthepolice,weshallearnthegratitudeofapersonofwhomweneverheardinourlives——Ifordiscoveringthecontentsofthebox,andyouforreturningthem。”
  AsIsaidthis,Pugh”sfacewasastudy。Hegaspedforbreath。Heactuallytookouthishandkerchieftowipehisbrow。
  “Tress,I——Idon”tthinkyouneedtouseatonelikethattome。
  Itisn”tfriendly。What——whatwasinthebox?“
  “Letusunderstandeachother,Pugh。Ifyoudon”thandoverwhatwasintheboxtothepolice,Igohalves。”
  Pughbegantodanceaboutthefloor。
  “WhatafoolIwastotrustyouwiththebox!IknewIcouldn”ttrustyou。”Isaidnothing。Iturnedandrangthebell。“What”sthatfor?“
  “That,mydearPugh,isforbreakfast,and,ifyoudesireit,forthepolice。Youknow,althoughyouhavebreakfasted,Ihaven”t。
  PerhapswhileIambreakingmyfast,youwouldliketosummontherepresentativesoflawandorder。”Bobcamein。Iorderedbreakfast。ThenIturnedtoPugh。“Isthereanythingyouwouldlike?“
  “No,I——I”vebreakfasted。”
  “Itwasn”tofbreakfastIwasthinking。Itwasof——somethingelse。
  Bobisatyourservice,if,forinstance,youwishtosendhimonanerrand。”
  “No,Iwantnothing。Bobcango。”Bobwent。Directlyhewasgone,Pughturnedtome。“Youshallhavehalf。Whatwasinthebox?“
  “Ishallhavehalf?“
  “Youshall!“
  “Idon”tthinkitisnecessarythatthetermsofourlittleunderstandingshouldbeexpresslyembodiedinblackandwhite。I
  fancythat,underthecircumstance,Icantrustyou,Pugh。I
  believethatIamcapableofseeingthat,inthismatter,youdon”tdome。Thatwasinthebox。”
  Iheldoutthecrystalbetweenmyfingerandthumb。
  “Whatisit?“
  “ThatiswhatIdesiretolearn。”
  “Letmelookatit。”
  “Youarewelcometolookatitwhereitis。Lookatitaslongasyoulike,andasclosely。”
  Pughleanedovermyhand。Hiseyesbegantogleam。Heishimselfnotabadjudgeofpreciousstones,isPugh。
  “It”s——it”s——Tress!——isitadiamond?“
  “ThatquestionIhavealreadyaskedmyself。”
  “Letmelookatit!Itwillbesafewithme!It”smine!“
  Iimmediatelyputthethingbehindmyback。
  “Pardonme,itbelongsneithertoyounortome。Itbelongs,inallprobability,tothepersonwhosoldthatpuzzletothemanfromwhomyouboughtit——perhapssomeweepingwidow,Pugh,orhopelessorphan——thinkofit。Letushavenofurthermisunderstandinguponthatpoint,mydearoldfriend。Still,becauseyouaremydearoldfriend,Iamwillingtotrustyouwiththisdiscoveryofmine,onconditionthatyoudon”tattempttoremoveitfrommysight,andthatyoureturnittomethemomentIrequireyou。”
  “You”re——you”reveryhardonme。”Imadeamovementtowardmywaistcoatpocket。“I”llreturnittoyou!“
  Ihandedhimthecrystal,andwithitIhandedhimmypocketlens。
  “WiththeaidofthatglassIimaginethatyouwillbeabletosubjectittoamoreacuteexamination,Pugh。”
  Hebegantoexamineitthroughthelens。Directlyhedidso,hegaveanexclamation。Inafewmomentshelookedupatme。Hiseyeswereglisteningbehindhisspectacles。Icouldseehetrembled。
  “Tress,it”s——it”sadiamond,aBrazildiamond。It”sworthafortune!“
  “I”mgladyouthinkso。”
  “GladIthinkso!Don”tyouthinkthatit”sadiamond?“
  “Itappearstobeadiamond。UnderordinaryconditionsIshouldsay,withouthesitation,thatitwasadiamond。ButwhenI
  considerthecircumstancesofitsdiscovery,Iamdriventodoubts。
  Howmuchdidyougiveforthatpuzzle,Pugh?“
  “Ninepence;thefellowwantedashilling,butIgavehimninepence。
  Heseemedcontent。”
  “Ninepence!Doesitseemreasonablethatweshouldfindadiamond,which,ifitisadiamond,isthefineststoneIeversawandhandled,inaninepennypuzzle?Itisnotasthoughithadgotintothethingbyaccident,ithadevidentlybeenplacedtheretobefound,and,apparently,byanyonewhochancedtosolvethepuzzle;witnessthewritingonthescrapofpaper。”
  Pughre-examinedthecrystal。
  “Itisadiamond!I”llstakemylifethatit”sadiamond!“
  “Still,thoughitbeadiamond,Ismellarat!“
  “Whatdoyoumean?“
  “Istronglysuspectthatthepersonwhoplacedthatdiamondinsidethatpuzzleintendedtohaveajokeattheexpenseofthepersonwhodiscoveredit。WhatwastobethenatureofthejokeismorethanIcansayatpresent,butIshouldliketohaveabetwithyouthatthemanwhocompoundedthatpuzzlewasaningeniouspracticaljoker。Imaybewrong,Pugh;weshallsee。But,untilIhaveprovedthecontrary,Idon”tbelievethatthemaddestmanthateverlivedwouldthrowawayadiamondworth,apparently,shallwesayathousandpounds?“
  “Athousandpounds!Thisdiamondisworthagooddealmorethanathousandpounds。”
  “Well,thatonlymakesmycasethestronger;Idon”tbelievethatthemaddestmanthateverlivedwouldthrowawayadiamondworthmorethanathousandpoundswithsuchutterwantonnessasseemstohavecharacterizedtheactionoftheoriginalownerofthestonewhichIfoundinyourninepennypuzzle,Pugh。”
  “Therehavebeensomeeccentriccharactersintheworld,someveryeccentriccharacters。However,asyousay,weshallsee。IfancythatIknowsomebodywhowouldbequitewillingtohavesuchadiamondasthis,andwho,moreover,wouldbewillingtopayafairpriceforitspossession;Iwilltakeittohimandseewhathesays。”
  “Pugh,handmebackthatdiamond。”
  “MydearTress,Iwasonlygoing”
  Bobcameinwiththebreakfasttray。
  “Pugh,youwilleitherhandmethatatonce,orBobshallsummontherepresentativesoflawandorder。”
  Hehandedmethediamond。Isatdowntobreakfastwithaheartyappetite。Pughstoodandscowledatme。
  “JosephTress,itismysolemnconviction,andIhavenohesitationinsayingsoinplainEnglish,thatyou”reathief。”
  “MydearPugh,itseemstomethatweshoweverypromiseofbecomingacoupleofthieves。”
  “Don”tbracketmewithyou!“
  “Notatall,youareworsethanI。Itisyouwhodeclinetoreturnthecontentsoftheboxtoitsproperowner。Putittoyourself,youhaveSOMEcommonsense,mydearoldfriendI——doyousupposethatadiamondworthmorethanathousandpoundsistobeHONESTLY
  boughtforninepence?“
  Heresumedhisoldtrickofdancingabouttheroom。
  “Iwasafoolevertoletyouhavethebox!Ioughttohaveknownbetterthantohavetrustedyou;goodnessknowsyouhavegivenmesufficientcausetomistrustyou!Overandoveragain!Yourcharacterisonlytoonotorious!Youhaveplunderedfriendandfoealike——friendandfoealike!Asfortherubbishwhichyoucallyourcollection,ninetenthsofit,Iknowasapositivefact,youhavestolenoutandout。”
  “WhostolemySirWalterRaleighpipe?Wasn”titamannamedPugh?“
  “Lookhere,JosephTress!“
  “I”mlooking。”
  “Oh,it”snogoodtalkingtoyou,nottheleast!You”re——you”redeadtoallthepromptingsofconscience!MayIinquire,Mr。
  Tress,whatitisyouproposetodo?“
  “IPROPOSEtodonothing,exceptsummontherepresentativesoflawandorder。Failingthat,mydearPugh,Ihadsomefaint,vague,veryvagueideaoftakingthecontentsofyourninepennypuzzletoacertainfirminHattonGarden,whoaredealersinpreciousstones,andtolearnfromthemiftheyaredisposedtogiveanythingforit,andifso,what。”
  “Ishallcomewithyou。”
  “Withpleasure,onconditionthatyoupaythecab。”
  “Ipaythecab!Iwillpayhalf。”
  “Notatall。Youwilleitherpaythewholefare,orelseIwillhaveonecabandyoushallhaveanother。Itisathree-shillingcabfarefromheretoHattonGarden。Ifyouproposetosharemycab,youwillbesogoodastohandoverthatthreeshillingsbeforewestart。”
  Hegasped,buthehandedoverthethreeshillings。TherearefewthingsIenjoysomuchasgettingmoneyoutofPugh!
  OntheroadtoHattonGardenwewranglednearlyalltheway。IownthatIfeelacertainsatisfactioninirritatingPugh,heissuchanirritableman。HewantedtoknowwhatIthoughtweshouldgetforthediamond。
  “Youcan”texpecttogetmuchforthecontentsofaninepennypuzzle,noteventhepriceofacabfare,Pugh。”
  Heeyedme,butforsomeminuteshewassilent。Thenhebeganagain。
  “Tress,Idon”tthinkweoughttoletitgoforlessthan——thanfivethousandpounds。”
  “Seriously,Pugh,Idoubtwhether,whenthewholeaffairisended,weshallgetfivethousandpenceforit,or,forthematterofthat,fivethousandfarthings。”
  “Butwhynot?Whynot?It”samagnificentstone——magnificent!
  I”llstakemylifeonit。”
  Itappedmybreastwiththetipsofmyfingers。
  “There”sawarningvoicewithinmybreastthatoughttobeinyours,Pugh!Somethingtellsme,perhapsitistheunusuallystrongveinofcommonsensewhichIpossess,thatthecontentsofyourninepennypuzzlewillbefoundtobeamagnificentdo——aningeniouspracticaljoke,myfriend。”
  “Idon”tbelieveit。”
  ButIthinkhedid;atanyrate,Ihadunsettledthefoundationsofhisfaith。
  WeenteredtheHattonGardenofficesidebyside;inhisanxietynottoletmegetbeforehim,Pughactuallyclungtomyarm。Theofficewasdividedintotwopartsbyacounterwhichranfromwalltowall。Iadvancedtoamanwhostoodontheothersideofthiscounter。
  “Iwanttosellyouadiamond。”
  “WEwanttosellyouadiamond,“interpolatedPugh。
  IturnedtoPugh。I“fixed“himwithmyglance。
  “Iwanttosellyouadiamond。Hereitis。Whatwillyougivemeforit?“
  TakingthecrystalfrommywaistcoatpocketIhandedittothemanontheothersideofthecounter。Directlyhegotitbetweenhisfingers,andsawthatitwasthathehadgot,Inoticedasuddengleamcomeintohiseyes。
  “Thisis——thisisratherafinestone。”
  Pughnudgedmyarm。
  “Itoldyouso。”IpaidnoattentiontoPugh。“Whatwillyougivemeforit?“
  “Doyoumean,whatwillIgiveyouforitcashdownuponthenail?“
  “Justso——whatwillyougivemeforitcashdownuponthenail?“
  Themanturnedthecrystaloverandoverinhisfingers。“Well,that”sratheralargeorder。Wedon”toftengetachanceofbuyingsuchastoneasthisacrossthecounter。Whatdoyousayto——well——
  totenthousandpounds?“
  Tenthousandpounds!Itwasbeyondmywildestimaginings。Pughgasped。Helurchedagainstthecounter。
  “Tenthousandpounds!“heechoed。
  Themanontheothersideglancedathim,Ithought,alittlecuriously。
  “Ifyoucangivemereferences,orsatisfymeinanywayastoyourbonafides,Iampreparedtogiveyouforthisdiamondanopencheckfortenthousandpounds,orifyoupreferit,thecashinstead。”
  Istared;Iwasnotaccustomedtoseebusinesstransactedonquitesuchlinesasthose。
  “We”lltakeit,“murmuredPugh;Ibelievehewastoomuchovercomebyhisfeelingstodomorethanmurmur。Iinterposed。
  “Mydearsir,youwillexcusemysayingthatyouarriveveryrapidlyatyourconclusions。Inthefirstplace,howcanyoumakesurethatitisadiamond?“
  Themanbehindthecountersmiled。
  “Ishouldbeveryill-fittedforthepositionwhichIholdifI
  couldnottelladiamonddirectlyIgetasightofit,especiallysuchastoneasthis。”
  “Buthaveyounotestsyoucanapply?“
  “Wehavetestswhichweapplyincasesinwhichdoubtexists,butinthiscasethereisnodoubtwhatever。IamassurethatthisisadiamondasIamsurethatitisairIbreathe。However,hereisatest。”
  Therewasawheelclosebythespeaker。Itwasworkedbyatreadle。Itwasmorelikeasuperiorsortoftraveling-tinker”sgrindstonethananythingelse。Themanbehindthecounterputhisfootuponthetreadle。Thewheelbegantorevolve。Hebroughtthecrystalintocontactwiththeswiftlyrevolvingwheel。Therewasas——s——sh!And,inaninstant,hishandwasempty;thecrystalhadvanishedintoair。
  “Goodheavens!“hegasped。Ineversawsuchalookofamazementonahumancountenancebefore。“It”ssplintered!“
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  ItWASadiamond,althoughitHADsplintered。Inthatfactlaythepointofthejoke。Themanbehindthecounterhadnotbeenwrong;
  examinationofsuchdustascouldbecollectedprovedthatfactbeyondadoubt。Itwasdeclaredbyexpertsthatthediamond,atsomeperiodofitshistory,hadbeensubjectedtointenseandcontinuingheat。Theresulthadbeentomakeitasbrittleasglass。
  Therecouldbenodoubtthatitsoriginalownerhadbeenanexperttoo。Heknewwherehegotitfrom,andheprobablyknewwhatithadendured。Hewasawarethat,fromamercantilepointofview,itwasworthless;itcouldneverhavebeencut。So,havingaturnforhumorofapeculiarkind,hehaddevoteddays,andweeks,andpossiblymonths,totheconstructionofthatpuzzle。Hehadplacedthediamondinside,andhehadenjoyed,inanticipationandinimagination,theAlnascharvisionsoftheluckyfinder。
  Pughblamedmeforthecatastrophe。Hesaid,andstillsays,thatifIhadnot,inameasure,andquitegratuitously,insistedonatest,themanbehindthecounterwouldhavebeensatisfiedwiththeevidenceofhisorgansofvision,andweshouldhavebeenricherbytenthousandpounds。ButIsatisfymyconsciencewiththereflectionthatwhatIdidatanyratewashonest,though,atthesametime,IamperfectlywellawarethatsuchareflectiongivesPughnosortofsatisfaction。
  TheGreatValdezSapphireIknowmoreaboutitthananyoneelseintheworld,itspresentownernotexcepted。Icangiveitswholehistory,fromtheCingalesewhofoundit,theSpanishadventurerwhostoleit,thecardinalwhoboughtit,thePopewhograciouslyacceptedit,thefavoredsonoftheChurchwhoreceivedit,thegayandgiddyduchesswhopawnedit,downtotheeminentprelatewhonowholdsitintrustasafamilyheirloom。
  Itwilloccupyachaptertoitselfinmyforthcomingworkon“HistoricStones,“wherefulldetailsofitsweight,size,color,andvaluemaybefound。AtpresentIamgoingtorelateanincidentinitshistorywhich,forobviousreasons,willnotbepublished——which,infact,Itrustthereaderwillconsiderrelatedinstrictconfidence。
  IhadneverseenthestoneitselfwhenIbegantowriteaboutit,anditwasnottilloneeveninglastspring,whilestayingwithmynephew,SirThomasActon,thatIcamewithinmeasurabledistanceofit。Adinnerpartywasimpending,and,atmyinstigation,theBishopofNorthchurchandMissPanton,hisdaughterandheiress,wereamongtheinvitedguests。
  Thedinnerwasaparticularlygoodone,Irememberthatdistinctly。
  Infact,Ifeltmyselfpartlyresponsibleforit,havingengagedthenewcook——atalentedyoungItalian,pupiloftheadmirableoldchefatmyclub。Wehadgoneoverthemenucarefullytogether,witharesultrefreshinginitsnovelty,butnotsodaringastodisturbthemindsoftheinnocentcountryguestswhowerebiddenthereto。
  Thefirstspoonfulofsoupwasreassuring,andIlookedtotheendofthetabletoexchangeacongratulatoryglancewithLeta。Whatwasamiss?Noresponse。Herprettyfacewasflushed,hersmileconstrained,shewastalkingwithquiteunnecessaryempressementtoherneighbor,SirHarryLandor,thoughLetaisoneofthosefewwomenwhounderstandtheimportanceoflettingamansettledowntranquillyandwithanundisturbedmindtothebusinessofdining,allowingnotopicofseriousinteresttocomeonbeforethereleves,andreservingmereconversationalbrilliancyfortheentremets。
  Guestsallright?Nodisappointments?Ihadgonethroughthelistwithher,selectingjusttherightpeopletobeaskedtomeettheLandors,ournewneighbors。Notamerecumbrouscountygathering,noryetashowyimportedpartyfromtown,butaskillfulblendingofboth。Hadanythinghappenedalready?Ihadbeenlatefordinnerandmissedthearrivalsinthedrawing-room。ItwasLeta”sfault。Shehasgotintoawayofcomingintomyroomandputtingthelasttouchestomytoilet。Ilether,forIamdoubtfulofmyselfnowadaysaftermanyyears”dependenceonthebestofvalets。
  Hertasteisgenerallybeyonddispute,butto-dayshehadindulgedinafemininevagarythatprovokedmeandmademelatefordinner。
  “Areyougoingtowearyoursapphire,UnclePaul!“shecriedinatoneofdismay。“Oh,whynottheruby?“
  “YouWOULDhaveyourwayaboutthetabledecorations,“Igentlyremindedher。“withthatserviceofCrownDerbyrepousseandorchids,therubywouldlookabsolutelybarbaric。NowifyouwouldhavehadtheLimogesset,whitecandles,andayellowsilkcenter”
  “Oh,but——I”mSOdisappointed——Iwantedthebishoptoseeyourruby——oroneofyourengravedgems”
  “Mydear,itisonthebishop”saccountIputthison。YouknowhisdaughterisheiressofthegreatValdezsapphire”
  “Ofcoursesheis,andwhenhehasthechargeofastonethreetimesasbigasyours,what”stheuseofwearingit?Theruby,dearUnclePaul,PLEASE!“
  ShewasdesperatelyinearnestIcouldsee,andconsideringtheobligationswhichIamsupposedtobeundertoherandTom,itwasbutalittlemattertoyield,butitinvolvedagooddealofextratrouble。Studs,sleeve-links,watch-guard,allcarefullyselectedtogowiththesapphire,hadtobechanged,theemeraldwhichI
  choseasacompromiserequiringmorefloridaccompanimentsofadeepertoneofgold;andthedinnerhourstruckasIreplacedmyjewelcase,theonerelicleftmeofaoncehandsomefortune,inmyfireproofsafe。
  Theemeraldlookedverywellthatevening,however。IkeptmyeyesuponitforcomfortwhenMissPantonprovedtrying。
  Shewasalean,yellow,dictatorialyoungpersonwithnoconversation。Ispokeofherfather”scelebratedsapphires。“MY
  sapphires,“sheamendedsourly;“thoughIamlegallydebarredfrommakinganyprofitableuseofthem。”Shefurthermoreinformedmethatsheviewedthemasuselessgauds,whichoughttobedisposedofforthebenefitoftheheathen。Igavethesubjectup,andwhileshediscoursedoftheworkoftheBlueRibbonArmyamongtheBosjesmansItriedtounderstandacertaindislocationinthearrangementofthetable。Surelyweweremoreorlessinnumberthanweshouldbe?Oppositesideallright。Whowasextraonours?Ileanedforward。LadyLandorononesideofTom,ontheotherwho?Icaughtglimpsesofplumespinkandgreennoddingoveradinnerplate,andbeneaththemapinknoseinagreenvisagewithanutcrackerchinaltogetherunknowntome。Asharpgrayeyeshotasidewayglancedownthetableandcaughtmepeeping,andI
  retreated,havingonlymarkedinadditiontwoclawlikehands,withpointedrufflesandamassofbrilliantrings,makinggoodplaywithaknifeandfork。Whowasshe?AtintervalsahighacidvoicecouldbeheardaddressingTom,andalaughthatmademeshudder;ithadthequalityofthescreamofabirdofpreyortheyellofajackal。Ihadheardthatsortoflaughbefore,anditalwaysmademefeellikeadefenselessrabbit。
  EverytimeitsoundedIsawLeta”sfanfluttermorefuriouslyandhermannergrowmorenervouslyanimated。Poordeargirl!Ineverinallmyrecollectionwishedadinneratanendsoearnestlysoastoassureherofmysupportandsympathy,thoughwithoutthefaintestconceptionwhyeithershouldberequired。
  Theicesatlast。Amenucardfoldedintwowaslaidbesideme。I
  readitunobserved。“KeeptheB。fromjoiningusinthedrawing-
  room。”TheB。?Thebishop,ofcourse。Withpleasure。Butwhy?
  Andhow?THAT”Sthequestion,nevermind“why。”CouldIlurehimintothelibrary——thebilliardroom——theconservatory?Idoubtedit,andIdoubtedstillmorewhatIshoulddowithhimwhenIgothimthere。
  Thebishopisagrandandstatelyecclesiasticofthemediaevaltype,broad-chested,deep-voiced,martialofbearing。Icouldpicturehimchargingmaceinhandattheheadofhisvassals,ordeliveringoveradissenteroftheperiodtotherackandthumbscrew,butnotpotteringamongrareeditions,tallcopiesandGrolierbindings,norcondescendingtoaquietcigaramongthetreefernsandorchids。Letamustandshouldbeobeyed,Iswore,nevertheless,evenifIweredriventolockthedoorinthefearlessoldfashionofabygoneday,anddeclareI”dshootanymanwholeftwhileadropremainedinthebottles。
  Theladieswererising。TheladyattheheadofthelinesmirkedandnoddedherpinkplumescoquettishlyatTom,whileherhawk”seyesrovedkeenandpredatoryoverusall。Shestoppedsuddenly,creatingablockandconfusion。
  “Ah,thedearbishop!YOUthere,andIneversawyou!Youmustcomeandhaveanicelongchatpresently。By-by——!“Sheshookherfanathimovermyshoulderandtrippedoff。Leta,passingmelast,gavemealookofprofounddespair。
  “LadyCarwitchet!“somebodyexclaimed。“Icouldn”tbelievemyeyes。”
  “Thoughtshewasdeadorinpenalservitude。NevershouldhaveexpectedtoseeherHERE,“saidsomeoneelsebehindmeconfidentially。
  “WhatCarwitchet?NotthemotheroftheCarwitchetwho”
  “Justso。TheCarwitchetwho-”Tomassentedwithashrug。“Weneedn”tgofarther,asshe”smyguest。Justmyluck。ImetthematBuxton,thoughtthemuncommonlygoodcompany——infact,CarwitchetlaidmeunderagreatobligationaboutahorseIwasnearlyletinforbuying——andgavethemageneralinvitationhere,asonedoes,youknow。Neverexpectedhertoturnupwithherluggagethisafternoonjustbeforedinner,tostayaweek,orafortnightifCarwitchetcanjoinher。”Agroanofsympathyranroundthetable。“Itcan”tbehelped。I”vetoldyouthisjusttoshowthatIshouldn”thaveaskedyouheretomeetthissortofpeopleofmyownfreewill;but,asitis,pleasesaynomoreaboutthem。”Thesubjectwasnotdroppedbyanymeans,andItookcarethatitshouldnotbe。Atourendofthetableonestoryafteranotherwentbuzzinground——sottovoce,outofdeferencetoTom——
  butperfectlyaudible。
  “Carwitchet?Ah,yes。MixedupinthatRawlingsdivorcecase,wasn”the?Abadlot。TurnedoutoftheDragoonGuardsforcheatingatcards,orpickingpockets,orsomething——remembertherowattheCeruleanClub?Scandalousexposure——andthatforgedletterbusiness——oh,thatwasthemother——prosecutionhushedupsomehow。Oughttobeservingherfourteenyears——andthatbusinessofpoorFarrars,thebanker——gotholdofsomeofhissecretsandblackmailedhimtillheblewhisbrainsout”
  ItwassoexcitingthatIcleanforgotthebishop,tillalowgaspatmyelbowstartledme。Hewaslyingbackinhischair,hismightyshavenjowlaghastlywhite,hisfierceimperiouseyebrowsdroopinglimpoverhisfishlikeeyes,hissplendidfigureshrunkandcontracted。Hewastryingwithashakenhandtopouroutwine。
  Thedecanterclatteredagainsttheglassandthewinespilledonthecloth。
  “I”mafraidyoufindtheroomtoowarm。Shallwegointothelibrary?“
  Herosehastilyandfollowedmelikealamb。
  Herecoveredhimselfoncewegotintothehall,andaffablyrejectedallmyproffersofbrandyandsoda——medicaladvice——
  everythingelsemylimitedexperiencecouldsuggest。Heonlydemandedhiscarriage“directly“andthatMissPantonshouldbesummonedforthwith。
  ImadethebestuseIcouldofthetimeleftme。
  “I”muncommonlysorryyoudonotfeelequaltostayingalittlelonger,mylord。Icountedonshowingyoumyfewtriflesofpreciousstones,thesalvagefromthewreckofmypossessions。
  Nothingincomparisonwithyourowncollection。”
  Thebishopclaspedhishandoverhisheart。Hisbreathcameshortandquick。
  “Areturnofthatdizziness,“heexplainedwithafaintsmile。
  “YouarethinkingoftheValdezsapphire,areyounot?Someday,“
  hewentonwithforcedcomposure,“Imayhavethepleasureofshowingittoyou。Itisatmybanker”sjustnow。”
  MissPanton”sstepswereheardintheball。“Youarewellknownasaconnoisseur,Mr。Acton,“hewentonhurriedly。“Isyourcollectionvaluable?Ifso,keepitsafe;don”ttrustaringoffyourhand,orthekeyofyourjewelcaseoutofyourpockettillthehouseisclearagain。”Thewordsrushedfromhislipsinanimpetuouswhisper,hegavemeameaningglance,anddepartedwithhisdaughter。Iwentbacktothedrawing-room,myheadswimmingwithbewilderment。
  “What!Thedearbishopgone!“screamedLadyCarwitchetfromthecentralottomanwhereshesat,surroundedbymostofthegentlemen,allapparentlywellentertainedbyherconversation。“AndIwantedtotalkoveroldtimeswithhimsobadly。Hispoorwifewasmygreatestfriend。MiraMontanaro,daughterofthegreatbanker,youknow。It”snotpossiblethatthatmiserablelittleprigismypoorMira”sgirl。TheheiressofalltheMontanarosinablacklacegownworthtwopence!WhenIthinkofhermother”sbeautyandhertoilets!Doessheeverwearthesapphires?Hasanyoneeverseenherinthem?Elevenlargestonesinalovelyantiquesetting,andthegreatValdezsapphire——worththousandsandthousands——forthependant。”Noonereplied。“Iwantedtogetariseoutofthebishopto-night。ItusedtomakehimsomadwhenIworethis。”
  Shefumbledamongthelacesatherthroat,andclawedoutapendantthathungtoavelvetbandaroundherneck。Ifairlygaspedwhensheremovedherhand。Asapphireofirregularshapeflashedoutitsbluelightningonus。Suchastone!Atrue,rich,cornflowerblueevenbythatwretchedartificiallight,withsoftvelvetydepthsofcoloranddazzlingclearnessoftintinitslightsandshades——astonetoremember!Istretchedoutmyhandinvoluntarily,butLadyCarwitchetdrewbackwithacoquettishsqueal。“No!no!Youmustn”tlookanycloser。Tellmewhatyouthinkofitnow。Isn”titpretty?“
  “Superb!“wasallIcouldejaculate,staringattheazuresplendorofthatmiraculousjewelinasortoftrance。
  Shegaveashrillcacklinglaughofmockery。
  “ThegreatMr。ActontakeninbyabitofPalaisRoyalgimcrackery!
  WhatanadvertisementforBogaertsetCie!Theyareperfectartistsinfrauds。Don”tyouremembertheirstandatthefirstParisExhibition?Theyhadimitationsthereofeverycelebratedstone;butIneverexpectedanythingmadebymancoulddeludeMr。
  Acton,never!“Andshewentoffintoanothermockingcackle,andalltheidiotsroundherhaw-hawedknowingly,asiftheyhadseenthejokeallalong。Iwastoobewilderedtoreply,whichwasonthewholelucky。“IsupposeImustn”ttellwhyIcametogivequiteabigsuminfrancsforthis?“shewenton,tappingherclosedlipswithherclosedfan,andcockinghereyeatusalllikeaparrotwantingtobecoaxedtotalk。“It”saqueerstory。”
  Ididn”twanttohearheranecdote,especiallyasIsawshewantedtotellit。WhatIDIDwantwastoseethatpendantagain。Shehadthrustitbackamongherlaces,onlytheloopwhichheldittothevelvetbeingvisible。Itwassetwiththreesmallsapphires,andevenfromadistanceIclearlymadethemouttobeimitations,andpoorones。Ifeltaqueerthrillofself-mistrust。Wasthelargestonenobetter?CouldI,evenforaninstant,havebeendazzledbyasham,andashamofthatquality?Theeventsoftheeveninghadflurriedandconfusedme。Iwishedtothinkthemoverinquiet。Iwouldgotobed。
  MyroomsattheManorarethebestinthehouse。Letawillhaveitso。Imustexplaintheirpositionforareasontobeunderstoodlater。Mybedroomisinthesoutheastangleofthehouse;itopensononesideintoasitting-roomintheeastcorridor,therestofwhichistakenupbythesuiteofroomsoccupiedbyTomandLeta;
  andontheothersideintomybathroom,thefirstroominthesouthcorridor,wheretheprincipalguestchambersare,tooneofwhichitwasoriginallythedressing-room。PassingthisroomInoticedacoupleofhousemaidspreparingitforthenight,anddiscoveredwithashiverthatLadyCarwitchetwastobemynext-doorneighbor。
  Itgavemeaturn。
  Thebishop”sstrangewarningmusthaveunnervedme。Iwasperfectlysafefromherladyship。Thedisuseddoorintoherroomwaslocked,andthekeysafeonthehousekeeper”sbunch。Itwasalsoundiscoverableonherside,therecessinwhichitstoodbeingcompletelyfilledbyalargewardrobe。Onmysidehungathicksound-proofportiere。Nevertheless,Iresolvednottousethatroomwhilesheinhabitedthenextone。Iremovedmypossessions,fastenedthedoorofcommunicationwithmybedroom,anddraggedaheavyottomanacrossit。
  ThenIstowedawaymyemeraldinmystrong-box。Itisbuiltintothewallofmysitting-room,andmaskedbythelowerpartofanoldcarvedoakbureau。IputawayeventheringsIworehabitually,keepingoutonlyaninferiorcat”s-eyeforworkadaywear。IhadjustmadeallsafewhenLetatappedatthedoorandcameintowishmegoodnight。Shelookedflushedandharassedandreadytocry。
  “UnclePaul,“shebegan,“Iwantyoutogouptotownatonce,andstayawaytillIsendforyou。”
  “Mydear——!“Iwastooamazedtoexpostulate。
  “We”vegota——apestilenceamongus,“shedeclared,herfoottappingthegroundangrily,“andtheleastwecandoistogointoquarantine。Oh,I”msosorryandsoashamed!Thepoorbishop!
  I”lltakegoodcarethatnooneelseshallmeetthatwomanhere。
  Youdidyourbestforme,UnclePaul,andmanagedadmirably,butitwasallnouse。Ihopedagainsthopethatwhatbetweentheduskofthedrawing-roombeforedinner,andbeingputatoppositeendsofthetable,wemightgetthroughwithoutameeting”
  “But,mydear,explain。Whyshouldn”tthebishopandLadyCarwitchetmeet?Whyisitworseforhimthananyoneelse?“
  “Why?Ithoughteverybodyhadheardofthatdreadfulwifeofhiswhonearlybrokehisheart。Ifhemarriedherforhermoneyitservedhimright,butLadyLandorsaysshewasveryhandsomeandreallyinlovewithhimatfirst。ThenLadyCarwitchetgotholdofherandledherintoallsortsofmischief。Sheleftherhusband——
  hewasonlyarectorwithacountrylivinginthosedays——andwenttoliveintown,gotintoahorridfastset,andmadeherselfnotorious。YouMUSThaveheardofher。”
  “Iheardofhersapphires,mydear。ButIwasinBrazilatthetime。”
  “Iwishyouhadbeenathome。Youmighthavefoundherout。ShewasfuriousbecauseherhusbandrefusedtoletherwearthegreatValdezsapphire。IthadbeenintheMontanarofamilyforsomegenerations,andherfathersettleditfirstonherandthenonherlittlegirl——thebishopbeingtrustee。Hefeltobligedtotakeawaythelittlegirl,andsendherofftobebroughtupbysomeoldauntsinthecountry,andhelockedupthesapphire。LadyCarwitchettellsasasplendidjokehowtheygotthecopymadeinParis,anditdidjustaswellforthepeopletostareat。Nowonderthebishophatestheverynameofthestone。”
  “Howlongwillshestayhere?“Iaskeddismally。
  “TillLordCarwitchetcancomeandescorthertoParistovisitsomeAmericanfriends。Goodnessknowswhenthatwillbe!Dogouptotown,UnclePaul!“
  Irefusedindignantly。TheveryleastIcoulddowastostandbymypooryoungrelativesintheirtroublesandhelpthemthrough。I
  didso。Iworethatinferiorcat”seyeforsixweeks!
  ItisatimeIcannotthinkofevennowwithoutashudder。ThemoreIsawofthatterribleoldwomanthemoreIdetestedher,andwesawaverygreatdealofher。Letakeptherword,andneitheracceptednorgaveinvitationsallthattime。WewerecutofffromallsocietybutthatofoldGeneralFairford,whowouldgoanywhereandmeetanyonetogetarubberafterdinner;thedoctor,asportingwidower;andtheDuberlys,agiddy,ratherracketyyoungcouplewhohadtakentheDowerHouseforayear。LadyCarwitchetseemedperfectlycontent。ShereveledinthesoftlivingandgoodfareoftheManorHouse,thedrivesinLeta”sbigbarouche,andDomenico”sdinners,asonetowhomshortcommonswerenotunknown。
  Shehadahungrywayofgrabbingandgraspingateverythingshecould——theshillingsshewonatwhist,thebestfruitatdessert,thepostagestampsinthelibraryinkstand——thatwasinfinitelysuggestive。SometimesIcouldhavepitiedher,shewassogreedy,sospiteful,sofriendless。Shealwaysmademethinkofsomewickedoldpirateputtingintoapeacefulporttoprovisionandrepairhisbatteredoldhulk,obligedtoliveonfriendlytermswiththenatives,buthispiraticaloldnostrilsasniffforplunderandhispiraticaloldsoullongingtobeoffmaraudingoncemore。
  Whenwouldthatbe?NottillthearrivalinParisofherdistinguishedAmericanfriends,ofwhomweheardagreatdeal。
  “Charmingpeople,theBokumsofChicago,theAmericanbranchoftheEnglishBeauchamps,youknow!“Theyseemedtobetakinganunconscionabletimetogetthere。ShewouldhaveinsistedonbeingdrivenovertoNorthchurchtocallatthepalace,butthatthebishopwasunderstoodtobeholdingconfirmationsattheotherendofthediocese。
  Iwasaloneinthehouseoneafternoonsittingbymywindow,toyingwiththekeyofmysafe,andwonderingwhetherIdaretreatmyselftoapeepatmytreasures,whenasuspiciousmovementintheparkbelowcaughtmyattention。Ablackfigurecertainlydodgedfrombehindonetreetothenext,andthenintotheshadowoftheparkpalinginsteadofkeepingtothefootpath。Itlookedqueer。I
  caughtupmyfieldglassandmarkedhimatonepointwherehewasboundtocomeintotheopenforafewsteps。Hecrossedthestripofturfwithgiantstridesandgotintocoveragain,butnotquickenoughtopreventmerecognizinghim。Itwas——greatheavens!——thebishop!Inasofthatpulledoverhisforehead,withalongcloakandabigstick,helookedlikeapoacher。
  GuidedbysomemysteriousinstinctIhurriedtomeethim。Iopenedtheconservatorydoor,andinherushedlikeahuntedrabbit。
  WithoutexplanationIledhimupthewidestaircasetomyroom,wherehedroppedintoachairandwipedhisface。
  “Youareastonished,Mr。Acton,“hepanted。“Iwillexplaindirectly。Thanks。”HetossedofftheglassofbrandyIhadpouredoutwithoutwaitingforthequalifyingsoda,andlookedbetter。
  “Iaminserioustrouble。Youcanhelpme。I”vehadashockto-
  day——agrievousshock。”Hestoppedandtriedtopullhimselftogether。“Imusttrustyouimplicitly,Mr。Acton,Ihavenochoice。Tellmewhatyouthinkofthis。”Hedrewacasefromhisbreastpocketandopenedit。“IpromisedyoushouldseetheValdezsapphire。Lookthere!“
  TheValdezsapphire!Agreatbigshininglumpofbluecrystal——
  flawlessandofperfectcolor——thatwasall。Itookitup,breathedonit,drewoutmymagnifier,lookedatitinonelightandanother。Whatwaswrongwithit?Icouldnotsay。Nineexpertsoutoftenwouldundoubtedlyhavepronouncedthestonegenuine。I,byvirtueofsomemysteriousinstinctthathashithertoalwaysguidedmearight,wastheunluckytenth。Ilookedatthebishop。Hiseyesmetmine。Therewasnoneedofspokenwordbetweenus。
  “HasLadyCarwitchetshownyouhersapphire?“washismostunexpectedquestion。“Shehas?Now,Mr。Acton,onyourhonorasaconnoisseurandagentleman,whichofthetwoistheValdez?“
  “Notthisone。”Icouldsaynaughtelse。
  “Youweremylasthope。”Hebrokeoff,anddroppedhisfaceonhisfoldedarmswithagroanthatshookthetableonwhichherested,whileIstooddismayedatmyselfforhavingletsohastyajudgmentescapeme。Heliftedaghastlycountenancetome。“Shevowedshewouldseemeruinedanddisgraced。Imadehermyenemybycrossingsomeofherschemesonce,andsheneverforgives。Shewillkeepherword。Ishallappearbeforetheworldasafraudulenttrustee。
  Icanneitherproducethevaluableconfidedtomychargenormakethelossgood。Ihaveonlyanincrediblestorytotell,“bedroppedhisheadandgroanedagain。“Whowillbelieveme?“
  “Iwill,forone。”
  “Ah,you?Yes,youknowher。Shetookmywifefromme,Mr。Acton。
  HeavenonlyknowswhattheholdwasthatshehadoverpoorMira。
  Sheencouragedhertosetmeatdefianceandeventuallytoleaveme。ShewasanswerableforallthescandalousfollyandextravaganceofpoorMira”slifeinParis——sparemethetellingofthestory。Sheleftheratlasttodiealoneanduncaredfor。I
  reachedmywifetofindherdyingofafeverfromwhichLadyCarwitchetandhercrewhadfled。Shewasravingindelirium,anddiedwithoutrecognizingme。SometroubleshehadbeeninwhichI
  mustneverknowoppressedher。Attheverylastsherousedfromalongstuporandspoketothenurse。”Tellhimtogetthesapphireback——shestoleit。Shehasrobbedmychild。”Thosewereherlastwords。ThenurseunderstoodnoEnglish,andtreatedthemaswandering;butIheardthem,andknewshewassanewhenshespoke。”
  “Whatdidyoudo?“
  “WhatcouldI?IsawLadyCarwitchet,wholaughedatme,anddefiedmetomakeherconfessordisgorge。Itookthependanttomorethanoneeminentjeweleronpretenseofhavingthesettingseento,andallhaveexaminedandadmiredwithoutgivingahintoftherebeinganythingwrong。Iallowedacelebratedmineralogisttoseeit;hegavenosign”
  “Perhapstheyarerightandwearewrong。”
  “No,no。Listen。IheardofanoldDutchmancelebratedforhisimitations。Iwenttohim,andhetoldmeatoncethathehadbeenallowedbyMontanarotocopytheValdez——settingandall——fortheParisExhibition。Ishowedhimthis,andheclaimeditforhisownworkatonce,andpointedouthisprivatemarkuponit。Youmusttakeyourmagnifiertofindit;aGreekBeta。HealsotoldmethathehadsoldittoLadyCarwitchetmorethanayearago。
  “Itisaterribleposition。”
  “Itis。Myco-trusteediedlately。Ihaveneverdaredtohaveanotherappointed。Iamboundtohandoverthesapphiretomydaughteronhermarriage,ifherhusbandconsentstotakethenameofMontanaro。”
  Thebishop”sfacewasghastlypale,andthemoisturestartedonhisbrow。Irackedmybrainforsomewordofcomfort。
  “MissPantonmaynevermarry。”
  “Butshewill!“heshouted。“Thatistheblowthathasbeendealtmeto-day。Mychaplain——actually,mychaplain——tellsmethatheisgoingoutasatemperancemissionarytoequatorialAfrica,andhastheassurancetoaddthathebelievesmydaughterisnotindisposedtoaccompanyhim!“Hisconsummatingwrathactedasamomentarystimulant。Hesatupright,hiseyesflashingandhisbrowthunderous。Ifeltforthatchaplain。Thenhecollapsedmiserably。“Thesapphireswillhavetobeproduced,identified,revalued。HowshallIcomeoutofit?Thinkofthedisgrace,therippingupofoldscandals!EvenifIweretocompoundwithLadyCarwitchet,thesumshehintedatwastoomonstrous。Shewantsmorethanmymoney。Helpme,Mr。Acton!Forthesakeofyourownfamilyinterests,helpme!“
  “Ibegyourpardon——familyinterests?Idon”tunderstand。”
  “Ifmydaughterischildless,hernextofkinispoorMarmadukePanton,whoisdyingatCannes,notmarried,orlikelytomarry;
  andfailinghim,yournephew,SirThomasActon,succeeds。”
  MynephewTom!Leta,orLeta”sbaby,mightcometobethepossibleinheritorofthegreatValdezsapphire!ThebloodrushedtomyheadasIlookedatthegreatshiningswindlebeforeme。“Whatdiabolicjugglerywasatworkwhentheexchangewasmade?“I
  demandedfiercely。
  “ItmusthavebeenonthelastoccasionofherwearingthesapphiresinLondon。Ioughtnevertohaveletheroutofmysight“
  “YoumustputastoptoMissPanton”smarriageinthefirstplace,“
  Ipronouncedasautocraticallyashecouldhavedonehimself。
  “Nottobethoughtof,“headmittedhelplessly。“Mirahasmyforceofcharacter。Sheknowsherrights,andshewillhaveherjewels。
  Iwantyoutotakechargeofthe——thingforme。Ifit”sinthehouseshe”llmakemeproduceit。She”llinquireatthebanker”s。
  IfYOUhaveitwecangaintime,ifbutforadayortwo。”Hebrokeoff。Carriagewheelswerecrashingonthegraveloutside。
  Welookedatoneanotherinconsternation。Flightwasimperative。
  Ihurriedhimdownstairsandoutoftheconservatoryjustasthedoorbellrang。Ithinkwebothlostourheadsintheconfusion。
  Heshovedthecaseintomyhands,andIpocketedit,withoutathoughtoftheawfulresponsibilityIwasincurring,andsawhimdisappearintotheshelterofthefriendlynight。
  WhenIthinkofwhatmyfeelingswerethatevening——ofmymurderoushatredofthatsmirking,jestingJezebelwhosatoppositemeatdinner,mywrathfulindignationatthethoughtofthepoorlittleexpectedheirdefraudederehisbirth;ofthecrushingcontemptI
  feltformyselfandthebishopasapairofwitlessidiotsunabletoseeourwayoutofthedilemma;allthisboilingandsurgingthroughmysoul,Icanonlywonder——Domenicohavinggivenhimselfaholiday,andthekitchenmaiddoingherworstandwickedest——thatgoutorjaundicedidnotputanendtothisstoryatonce。
  “UnclePaul!“Letawaslookinghersweetestwhenshetrippedintomyroomnextmorning。“I”venewsforyou。She,“pointingadelicateforefingerinthedirectionofthecorridor,“isgoing!
  HerBokumshavereachedParisatlast,andsentforhertojointhemattheGrandHotel。”
  Iwasthunderstruck。Thelonged-fordeliverancehadbutcometoremovehopelesslyandforeveroutofmyreachLadyCarwitchetandthegreatValdezsapphire。
  “Why,aren”tyouoverjoyed?Iam。Wearegoingtocelebratetheeventbyadinnerparty。Tom”shospitablesoulisvexedbythelackofentertainmentwehadprovidedher。WemustasktheBrownleyssomedayorother,andtheywillbedelightedtomeetanythinginthewayofaladyship,orsuchsmartfolksastheDuberly-Parkers。ThenwemayaswellhavetheBlomfields,andairthatawfulmodernSevresdessertserviceshegaveuswhenweweremarried。”Ihadnoobjectiontomake,andshewenton,rubbinghersoftcheekagainstmyshoulderlikethepurringlittlecatshewas:
  “NowIwantyoutodosomethingtopleaseme——andMrs。Blomfield。
  Shehassetherheartonseeingyourrubies,andthoughIknowyouhateheraboutasmuchasyoudothatSevreschina”
  “What!Wearmyrubieswiththat!Iwon”t。I”lltellyouwhatI
  willdo,though。I”vegotsomecarbunclesasbigasprizegooseberries,awholeset。ThenyouhaveonlytoputthoseBohemianglassvasesandcandelabraonthetable,andletyourgardenerdohisworstwithhisgreatforced,scentless,vulgarblooms,andweshallallbeinkeeping。”Letapouted。Anideastruckme。“OrI”lldoasyouwish,ononecondition。YougetLadyCarwitchettowearherbigsapphire,anddon”ttellherIwishit。”
  Ilivedthroughthenextfewdaysasoneinsomeevildream。Thesapphires,liketwinspecters,hauntedmedayandnight。Wasevermansotantalized?Toholdtheshadowandseethesubstancedangledtemptinglywithinreach。Thebishopmadenosignofriddingmeofmyunwelcomecharge,andthethoughtofwhatmighthappeninacaseofburglary——fire——earthquake——mademestartandtrembleatallsortsofinopportunemoments。
  IkeptfaithwithLeta,andreluctantlyproducedmybeautifulrubiesonthenightofherdinnerparty。EmergingfrommyroomI
  camefulluponLadyCarwitchetinthecorridor。Shewasdressedfordinner,andatherthroatIcaughtthebluegleamofthegreatsapphire。Letahadkeptfaithwithme。Idon”tknowwhatI
  stammeredinreplytoherladyship”sremarks;mywholesoulwasabsorbedinthecontemplationoftheintoxicatinglovelinessofthegem。THATaPalaisRoyaldeception!Incredible!Myfingerstwitched,mybreathcameshortandfiercewiththelustofpossession。Shemusthaveseenthecovetousglareinmyeyes。A
  lookofgratifiedspitefulcomplacencyoverspreadherfeatures,asshesweptonaheadanddescendedthestairsbeforeme。Ifollowedhertothedrawing-roomdoor。Shestoppedsuddenly,andmurmuringsomethingunintelligiblehurriedbackagain。
  EverybodywasassembledtherethatIexpectedtosee,withanaddition。NotawelcomeonebythelookonTom”sface。Hestoodonthehearthrugconversingwithagreathulking,high-shoulderedfellow,sallow-faced,withaheavymustacheanddroopingeyelids,fromthecornersofwhichflashedoutasuddensuspiciouslookasI
  approached,whichlightedupintoagreedyoneasitrestedonmyrubies,andseemedunaccountablyfamiliartome,tillLadyCarwitchettrippingpastmeexclaimed:
  “Hehascomeatlast!Mynaughty,naughtyboy!Mr。Acton,thisismyson,LordCarwitchet!“
  Ibrokeoffshortinthemidstofmypoliteacknowledgmentstostareblanklyather。Thesapphirewasgone!Agreatgiltcross,withaScotchpebblelikeanaciddrop,washersoledecoration。
  “Ihadtoputmypendantaway,“sheexplainedconfidentially;“theclasphadgotbrokensomehow。”Ididn”tbelieveaword。
  LordCarwitchetcontributedlittletothegeneralentertainmentatdinner,butfellintoconfidentialtalkwithMrs。Duberly-Parker。
  Icaughtafewunintelligibleremarksacrossthetable。Theyreferred,Isubsequentlydiscovered,tothelady”slittlebookonNorthchurchraces,andIrecollectedthattheSpringMeetingwason,andto-morrow“CupDay。”AfterdinnertherewasgreattalkaboutgettingupapartytogoonGeneralFairford”sdrag。LadyCarwitchetwasinecstasiesandtriedtocoaxmeintojoining。
  Letadeclinedpositively。Tomacceptedsulkily。
  ThelookinLordCarwitchet”seyereturnedtomymindasIlockedupmyrubiesthatnight。Itmadehimlooksolikehismother!I
  wentroundmyfasteningswithunusualcare。Safeandclosetsanddeskanddoors,Itriedthemall。Comingatlasttothebathroom,itopenedatonce。Itwasthehousemaid”sdoing。Shehadevidentlytakenadvantageofmyhavingabandonedtheroomtogiveit“athoroughspringcleaning,“andIanathematizedher。Thefurniturewasallpiledtogetherandveiledwithsheets,thecarpetandfeltcurtainweregone,therewerenewbroomsabout。AsI
  peeredaround,avoicecloseatmyearmademejump——LadyCarwitchet”s!
  “ItellyouIhavenothing,notapenny!IshallhavetoborrowmytrainfarebeforeIcanleavethis。They”llbegladenoughtolendit。”
  Notonlyhadtheportierebeenremoved,butthedoorbehindithadbeenunlockedandleftopenforconvenienceofdustingbehindthewardrobe。Imightaswellhavebeeninthebedroom。
  “Don”ttellme,“IrecognizedCarwitchet”sgrowl。“You”venotbeenhereallthistimefornothing。You”vebeencollectingforaKilburncotorgettingsubscriptionsforthedistressedIrishlandlords。Iknowyou。NowI”mnotgoingtoseemyselfruinedforthewantofapaltryhundredorso。Itellyouthecoltisadeadcertainty。IfIcouldhavegotathousandortwoonhimlastweek,wemighthaveendedourdogdaysmillionaires。Handoverwhatyoucan。You”vemoney”sworth,ifnotmoney。Where”sthatsapphireyoustole?“
  “Ididn”t。Icanshowyouthereceiptedbill。AllIpossessishonestlycomeby。Whatcouldyoudowithit,evenifIgaveityou?Youcouldn”tsellitastheValdez,andyoucan”tgetitcutupasyoumightifitwerereal。”
  “Ifit”sonlybogus,whyareyoualwaysinsuchaflutteraboutit?
  I”lldosomethingwithit,neverfear。Handover。”
  “Ican”t。Ihaven”tgotit。IhadtoraisesomethingonitbeforeIlefttown。”
  “Willyouswearit”snotinthatwardrobe?Idaresayyouwill。I
  meantosee。Givemethosekeys。”
  Iheardastruggleandajingle,thenthewardrobedoormusthavebeenflungopen,forastreakoflightstruckthroughacrackinthewoodoftheback。Creepingcloseandpeepingthrough,Icouldseeanawfulsight。LadyCarwitchetinaflannelwrapper,minushair,teeth,complexion,pointingaskinnyforefingerthatquiveredwithrageatherson,whowasoutoftherangeofmyvision。
  “Stopthat,andthrowthosekeysdownheredirectly,orI”llrousethehouse。SirThomasisamagistrate,andwilllockyouupassoonaslookatyou。”Sheclutchedatthebellropeasshespoke。
  “I”llswearI”mindangerofmylifefromyouandgiveyouincharge。Yes,andwhenyou”reinprisonI”llkeepyoutheretillyoudie。I”veoftenthoughtI”ddoit。HowaboutthehotelrobberieslastsummeratCowes,eh?Mightn”tthepolicebegratefulforahintortwo?Andhowabout”
  Thekeysfellwithacrashonthebed,accompaniedbysomebadlanguageinanapologetictone,andthedoorslammedto。Icrepttremblingtobed。
  Thisnewandhorriblecomplicationofthesituationfilledmewithdismay。LordCarwitchet”swolfishglanceatmyrubiestookanewmeaning。Theyweresafeenough,Ibelieved——butthesapphire!Ifhedisbelievedhismother,howlongwouldshebeabletokeepitfromhisclutches?ThatshehadsomeplotofherownofwhichthebishopwouldeventuallybethevictimIdidnotdoubt,orwhyhadshenotmadeherbargainwithhimlongago?Butsupposingshetookfright,lostherhead,allowedhersontowrestthejewelfromher,orgaveconsenttoitsbeingmutilated,divided!Ilayinacoldperspirationtillmorning。
  Myterrorshauntedmeallday。TheywerewithmeatbreakfasttimewhenLadyCarwitchet,trippinginsmiling,madealastattempttoinducemetoaccompanyherandkeepher“bad,badboy“fromgettingamong“thosehorridbettingmen。”
  TheyhauntedmethroughthelongpeacefuldaywithLetaandthetete-a-tetedinner,buttheyswarmedaroundandbesetmesorestwhen,sittingaloneovermysitting-roomfire,Ilistenedforthereturnofthedragparty。Ireadmynewspaperandbrewedmyselfsomehotstrongdrink,buttherecomesatimeofnightwhennofirecanwarmandnodrinkcancheer。Thebishop”sdespairingfacekeptmecompany,andhistroublesandthewrongsofthefutureheirtookpossessionofme。Thentheuncannynoisesthatmakealloldhousesghostlyduringthesmallhoursbegantomakethemselvesheard。
  Muffledfootstepstrodthecorridor,stoppingtolistenateverydoor,doorlatchesgentlyclicked,boardscreakedunreasonably,soundsofstealthymovementscamefromthelocked-upbathroom。Thewelcomecrashofwheelsatlast,andthesoundofthefront-doorbell。IcouldhearLadyCarwitchetmakinghershrilladieuxtoherfriendsandherstepsinthecorridor。Shewassoftlyhummingalittlesongassheapproached。Iheardherunlockherbedroomdoorbeforesheentered——anoddthingtodo。Tomcamesleepilystumblingtohisroomlater。Iputmyheadout。“WhereisLordCarwitchet?“
  “Haven”tyouseenhim?Heleftushoursago。Notcomehome,eh?
  Well,he”swelcometostayaway。Idon”twanttoseemoreofhim。”
  Tom”sbrowwasdarkandhisvoicesurly。“Igavehimtounderstandasmuch。”Whateverhadhappened,Tomwasevidentlytoodisgustedtoexplainjustthen。
  Iwentbacktomyfireunaccountablyrelieved,andbrewedmyselfanotherandastrongerbrew。Itwarmedmethistime,butexcitedmefoolishly。Theremustbesomewayoutofthedifficulty。I
  feltnowasifIcouldalmostseeitifIgavemymindtoit。Why——
  suppose——theremightbenodifficultyafterall!Thebishopwasanervousoldgentleman。Hemighthavebeenmistakenallthrough,Bogaertsmighthavebeenmistaken,Imight——no。Icouldnothavebeenmistaken——orIthoughtnot。IfidgetedandfumedandarguedwithmyselftillIfoundIshouldhavenopeaceofmindwithoutalookatthestoneinmypossession,andIactuallywenttothesafeandtookthecaseout。
  Thesapphirecertainlylookeddifferentbylamplight。Isatandstared,andallbutover-persuadedmybetterjudgmentintogivingitaverdict。Bogaerts”smark——Isuddenlyrememberedit。Itookmymagnifierandheldthependanttothelight。There,scratcheduponthestone,wastheGreekBeta!Therecameataponmydoor,andbeforeIcouldanswer,thehandleturnedsoftlyandLordCarwitchetstoodbeforeme。Iwhippedthecaseintomydressing-
  gownpocketandstaredathim。Hewasnotpleasanttolookat,especiallyatthattimeofnight。Hehadadisheveled,desperateair,hisvoicewashoarse,hisred-rimmedeyeswild。
  “Ibegyourpardon,“hebegancivillyenough。“Isawyourlightburning,andthought,aswegobytheearlytrainto-morrow,youmightallowmetoconsultyounowonalittlebusinessofmymother”s。”Hiseyesrovedabouttheroom。Washetryingtofindthewhereaboutsofmysafe?“Youknowalotaboutpreciousstones,don”tyou?“
  “Somyfriendsarekindenoughtosay。Won”tyousitdown?Ihaveunluckilylittlechanceofindulgingthetasteonmyownaccount,“
  wasmycautiousreply。
  “Butyou”vewrittenabookaboutthem,andknowthemwhenyouseethem,don”tyou?Nowmymotherhasgivenmesomething,andwouldlikeyoutogiveaguessatitsvalue。Perhapsyoucanputmeinthewayofdisposingofit?“
  “Icertainlycandosoifitisworthanything。Isthatit?“I
  wasinafeverofexcitement,forIguessedwhatwasclutchedinhispalm。HeheldouttometheValdezsapphire。
  Howitshoneandsparkledlikeagreatbluestar!ImademyselfadeprecatingsmileasItookitfromhim,buthowdareIcallitfalsetoitsface?Aswellaccusethesuninheavenofbeingacheapimitation。Ifalteredandprevaricatedfeebly。Wherewasmymoralcourage,andwherewasthegood,honest,thumpingliethatshouldhaveaidedme?“IhavethebestauthorityforrecognizingthisasaverygoodcopyofafamousstoneinthepossessionoftheBishopofNorthchurch。”HisscowlgrewsoblackthatIsawhebelievedme,andIwentonmorecheerily:“ThiswasmanufacturedbyJohannesBogaerts——Icangiveyouhisaddress,andyoucanmakeinquiriesyourself——byspecialpermissionofthethenowner,thelateLeoneMontanaro。”
  “Handitback!“heinterruptedhisotherremarkswereoutrageous,butsatisfactorytohear;butIwavedhimoff。Icouldn”tgiveitup。Itfascinatedme。Itoyedwithit,Icaressedit。Imadeitdisplayitsdifferenttonesofcolor。Imustseethetwostonestogether。Imustseeitoutshineitspaltryrival。Itwasawhimsicalfrenzythatseizedme——Icancallitbynoothername。
  “Wouldyouliketoseetheoriginal?Curiouslyenough,Ihaveithere。Thebishophasleftitinmycharge。”
  ThewolfishlightflamedupinCarwitchet”seyesasIdrewforththecase。HelaidtheValdezdownonasheetofpaper,andI
  placedtheother,stillinitscase,besideit。Inthatmomenttheylookedidentical,exceptforthelittleloopofshamstones,replacedbyaplaingoldbandinthebishop”sjewel。Carwitchetleanedacrossthetableeagerly,thetablegavealurch,thelamptottered,crashedover,andwewereleftinsemidarkness。
  “Don”tstir!“Carwitchetshouted。“Theparaffinisallovertheplace!“Heseizedmysofablanket,andflungitoverthetablewhileIstoodhelpless。“There,that”ssafenow。Haveyoucandlesonthechimney-piece?I”vegotmatches。”
  Helookedverywhiteandexcitedashelitup。“Mighthavebeenanawkwardjobwithallthatburningparaffinrunningabout,“hesaidquitepleasantly。“Ihopenorealharmisdone。”Iwasliftingtherugwithshakinghands。ThetwostoneslayasIhadplacedthem。No!Inearlydroppeditbackagain。Itwasthestoneinthecasethathadtheloopwiththethreeshamsapphires!
  Carwitchetpickedtheotheruphastily。“Soyousaythisisrubbish?“heasked,hiseyessparklingwickedly,andanattemptatmortificationinhistone。
  “Utterrubbish!“Ipronounced,withtruthanddecision,snappingupthecaseandpocketingit。“LadyCarwitchetmusthaveknownit。”
  “Ah,well,it”sdisappointing,isn”tit?Good-by,weshallnotmeetagain。”
  Ishookhandswithhimmostcordially。“Good-by,LordCarwitchet。
  SOgladtohavemetyouandyourmother。IthasbeenasourceoftheGREATESTpleasure,Iassureyou。”
  IhaveneverseentheCarwitchetssince。Thebishopdroveovernextdayinratherbetterspirits。MissPantonhadrefusedthechaplain。
  “Itdoesn”tmatter,mylord,“Isaidtohimheartily。“We”veallbeenundersomestrangemisconception。Thestoneinyourpossessionistheveritableone。Icouldsweartothatanywhere。
  ThesapphireLadyCarwitchetwearsisonlyanexcellentimitation,and——Ihaveseenitwithmyowneyes——istheonebearingBogaerts”smark,theGreekBeta。”
  End