“Well,Mr。Holmes,then。”
  “Excellent!ButIassureyouyouaremistakenaboutmyalleged
  agents。”
  CountSylviuslaughedcontemptuously。
  “Otherpeoplecanobserveaswellasyou。Yesterdaytherewasanold
  sportingman。To-dayitwasanelderlywoman。Theyheldmeinviewall
  day。”
  “Really,sir,youcomplimentme。OldBaronDowsonsaidthenight
  beforehewashangedthatinmycasewhatthelawhadgainedthestage
  hadlost。Andnowyougivemylittleimpersonationsyourkindly
  praise?“
  “Itwasyou-youyourself?“
  Holmesshruggedhisshoulders。“Youcanseeinthecornerthe
  parasolwhichyousopolitelyhandedtomeintheMinoriesbefore
  youbegantosuspect。”
  “IfIhadknown,youmightnever-“
  “Haveseenthishorriblehomeagain。Iwaswellawareofit。We
  allhaveneglectedopportunitiestodeplore。Asithappens,youdid
  notknow,sohereweare!“
  TheCount”sknottedbrowsgatheredmoreheavilyoverhismenacing
  eyes。“Whatyousayonlymakesthematterworse。Itwasnotyour
  agentsbutyourplay-acting,busybodyself!Youadmitthatyouhave
  doggedme。Why?“
  “Comenow,Count。YouusedtoshootlionsinAlgeria。”
  “Well?“
  “Butwhy?“
  “Why?Thesport-theexcitement-thedanger!“
  “And,nodoubt,tofreethecountryfromapest?“
  “Exactly!“
  “Myreasonsinanutshell!“
  TheCountsprangtohisfeet,andhishandinvoluntarilymoved
  backtohiship-pocket。
  “Sitdown,sir,sitdown!Therewasanother,morepractical,reason。
  Iwantthatyellowdiamond!“
  CountSylviuslaybackinhischairwithanevilsmile。
  “Uponmyword!“saidhe。
  “YouknewthatIwasafteryouforthat。Therealreasonwhyyouare
  heretonightistofindouthowmuchIknowaboutthematterandhow
  farmyremovalisabsolutelyessential。Well,Ishouldsaythat,
  fromyourpointofview,itisabsolutelyessential,forIknowall
  aboutit,saveonlyonething,whichyouareabouttotellme。”
  “Oh,indeed!Andpray,whatisthismissingfact?“
  “WheretheCrowndiamondnowis。”
  TheCountlookedsharplyathiscompanion。“Oh,youwanttoknow
  that,doyou?HowthedevilshouldIbeabletotellyouwhereitis?“
  “Youcan,andyouwill。”
  “Indeed!“
  “Youcan”tbluffme,CountSylvius。”Holmes”seyes,ashegazedat
  him,contractedandlighteneduntiltheywereliketwomenacingpoints
  ofsteel。“Youareabsoluteplate-glass。Iseetotheverybackof
  yourmind。”
  “Then,ofcourse,youseewherethediamondis!“
  Holmesclappedhishandswithamusement,andthenpointedaderisive
  finger。“Thenyoudoknow。Youhaveadmittedit!“
  “Iadmitnothing。”
  “Now,Count,ifyouwillbereasonablewecandobusiness。Ifnot,
  youwillgethurt。”
  CountSylviusthrewuphiseyestotheceiling。“Andyoutalk
  aboutbluff!“saidhe。
  Holmeslookedathimthoughtfullylikeamasterchess-playerwho
  meditateshiscrowningmove。Thenhethrewopenthetabledrawerand
  drewoutasquatnotebook。
  “DoyouknowwhatIkeepinthisbook?“
  “No,sir,Idonot!“
  “You!“
  “Me!“
  “Yes,sir,you!Youareallhere-everyactionofyourvileand
  dangerouslife。”
  “Damnyou,Holmes!“criedtheCountwithblazingeyes。“Thereare
  limitstomypatience!“
  “It”sallhere,Count。TherealfactsastothedeathofoldMrs。
  Harold,wholeftyoutheBlymerestate,whichyousorapidlygambled
  away。”
  “Youaredreaming!“
  “AndthecompletelifehistoryofMissMinnieWarrender。”
  “Tut!Youwillmakenothingofthat!“
  “Plentymorehere,Count。Hereistherobberyinthetrainde-luxe
  totheRivieraonFebruary13,1892。Hereistheforgedcheckinthe
  sameyearontheCreditLyonnais。”
  “No;you”rewrongthere。”
  “ThenIamrightontheothers!Now,Count,youareacard-player。
  Whentheotherfellowhasallthetrumps,itsavestimetothrow
  downyourhand。”
  “Whathasallthistalktodowiththejewelofwhichyouspoke?“
  “Gently,Count。Restrainthateagermind!Letmegettothepoints
  inmyownhumdrumfashion。Ihaveallthisagainstyou;but,above
  all,Ihaveaclearcaseagainstbothyouandyourfightingbullyin
  thecaseoftheCrowndiamond。”
  “Indeed!“
  “IhavethecabmanwhotookyoutoWhitehallandthecabmanwho
  broughtyouaway。Ihavethecommissionairewhosawyounearthecase。
  IhaveIkeySanders,whorefusedtocutitupforyou。Ikeyhas
  peached,andthegameisup。”
  TheveinsstoodoutontheCount”sforehead。Hisdark,hairyhands
  wereclenchedinaconvulsionofrestrainedemotion。Hetriedto
  speak,butthewordswouldnotshapethemselves。
  “That”sthehandIplayfrom,“saidHolmes。“Iputitallonthe
  table。Butonecardismissing。It”sthekingofdiamonds。Idon”t
  knowwherethestoneis。”
  “Younevershallknow。”
  “No?Now,bereasonable,Count。Considerthesituation。Youare
  goingtobelockedupfortwentyyears。SoisSamMerton。Whatgood
  areyougoingtogetoutofyourdiamond?Noneintheworld。Butif
  youhanditover-well,I”llcompoundafelony。Wedon”twantyouor
  Sam。Wewantthestone。Givethatup,andsofarasIamconcernedyou
  cangofreesolongasyoubehaveyourselfinthefuture。Ifyou
  makeanotherslip-well,itwillbethelast。Butthistimemy
  commissionistogetthestone,notyou。”
  “ButifIrefuse?“
  “Why,then-alas!-itmustbeyouandnotthestone。”
  Billyhadappearedinanswertoaring。
  “Ithink,Count,thatitwouldbeaswelltohaveyourfriendSamat
  thisconference。Afterall,hisinterestsshouldberepresented。
  Billy,youwillseealargeanduglygentlemanoutsidethefrontdoor。
  Askhimtocomeup。”
  “Ifhewon”tcome,sir?“
  “Noviolence,Billy。Don”tberoughwithhim。Ifyoutellhimthat
  CountSylviuswantshimhewillcertainlycome。”
  “Whatareyougoingtodonow?“askedtheCountasBilly
  disappeared。
  “MyfriendWatsonwaswithmejustnow。ItoldhimthatIhada
  sharkandgudgeoninmynet;nowIamdrawingthenetanduptheycome
  together。”
  TheCounthadrisenfromhischair,andhishandwasbehindhis
  back。Holmesheldsomethinghalfprotrudingfromthepocketofhis
  dressing-gown。
  “Youwon”tdieinyourbed,Holmes。”
  “Ihaveoftenhadthesameidea。Doesitmatterverymuch?After
  all,Count,yourownexitismorelikelytobeperpendicularthan
  horizontal。Buttheseanticipationsofthefuturearemorbid。Why
  notgiveourselvesuptotheunrestrainedenjoymentofthepresent?“
  Asuddenwild-beastlightsprangupinthedark,menacingeyesof
  themastercriminal。Holmes”sfigureseemedtogrowtallerashe
  grewtenseandready。
  “Itisnouseyourfingeringyourrevolver,myfriend,“hesaidina
  quietvoice。Youknowperfectlywellthatyoudarenotuseit,evenif
  Igaveyoutimetodrawit。Nasty,noisythings,revolvers,Count。
  Bettersticktoair-guns。Ah!IthinkIhearthefairyfootstepof
  yourestimablepartner。Goodday,Mr。Merton。Ratherdullinthe
  street,isitnot?“
  Theprize-fighter,aheavilybuiltyoungmanwithastupid,
  obstinate,slab-sidedface,stoodawkwardlyatthedoor,lookingabout
  himwithapuzzledexpression。Holmes”sdebonairmannerwasanew
  experience,andthoughhevaguelyfeltthatitwashostile,hedidnot
  knowhowtocounterit。Heturnedtohismoreastutecomradeforhelp。
  “What”sthegamenow,Count?What”sthisfellowwant?What”sup?“
  Hisvoicewasdeepandraucous。
  TheCountshruggedhisshoulders,anditwasHolmeswhoanswered。
  “IfImayputitinanutshell,Mr。Merton,Ishouldsayitwas
  allup。”
  Theboxerstilladdressedhisremarkstohisassociate。
  “Isthiscovetryingtobefunny,orwhat?I”mnotinthefunnymood
  myself。”
  “No,Iexpectnot,“saidHolmes。“IthinkIcanpromiseyouthatyou
  willfeelevenlesshumorousastheeveningadvances。Now,look
  here,CountSylvius。I”mabusymanandIcan”twastetime。I”m
  goingintothatbedroom。Praymakeyourselvesquiteathomeinmy
  absence。Youcanexplaintoyourfriendhowthematterlieswithout
  therestraintofmypresence。IshalltryovertheHoffman”Barcarole”
  uponmyviolin。InfiveminutesIshallreturnforyourfinal
  answer。Youquitegraspthealternative,doyounot?Shallwetake
  you,orshallwehavethestone?“
  Holmeswithdrew,pickinguphisviolinfromthecornerashepassed。
  Afewmomentslaterthelong-drawn,wailingnotesofthatmost
  hauntingoftunescamefaintlythroughthecloseddoorofthebedroom。
  “Whatisit,then?“askedMertonanxiouslyashiscompanionturned
  tohim。“Doesheknowaboutthestone?“
  “Heknowsadamnedsighttoomuchaboutit。I”mnotsurethathe
  doesn”tknowallaboutit。”
  “GoodLord!“Theboxer”ssallowfaceturnedashadewhiter。
  “IkeySandershassplitonus。”
  “Hehas,hashe?I”lldohimdownathick”unforthatifIswing
  forit。”
  “Thatwon”thelpusmuch。We”vegottomakeupourmindswhatto
  do。”
  “Halfamo”,“saidtheboxer,lookingsuspiciouslyatthebedroom
  door。“He”salearycovethatwantswatching。Isupposehe”snot
  listening?“
  “Howcanhebelisteningwiththatmusicgoing?“
  “That”sright。Maybesomebody”sbehindacurtain。Toomany
  curtainsinthisroom。”Ashelookedroundhesuddenlysawforthe
  firsttimetheeffigyinthewindow,andstoodstaringandpointing,
  tooamazedforwords。
  “Tut!it”sonlyadummy,“saidtheCount。
  “Afake,isit?Well,strikeme!MadameTussaudain”tinit。It”s
  thelivingspitofhim,gownandall。Butthemcurtains,Count!“
  “Oh,confoundthecurtains!Wearewastingourtime,andthereis
  nonetoomuch。Hecanlagusoverthisstone。”
  “Thedeucehecan!“
  “Buthe”llletusslipifweonlytellhimwheretheswagis。”
  “What!Giveitup?Giveupahundredthousandquid?“
  “It”soneortheother。”
  Mertonscratchedhisshort-croppedpate。
  “He”saloneinthere。Let”sdohimin。Ifhislightwereoutwe
  shouldhavenothingtofear。”
  TheCountshookhishead。
  “Heisarmedandready。Ifweshothimwecouldhardlygetawayina
  placelikethis。Besides,it”slikelyenoughthatthepoliceknow
  whateverevidencehehasgot。Hallo!Whatwasthat?“
  Therewasavaguesoundwhichseemedtocomefromthewindow。Both
  menspranground,butallwasquiet。Savefortheonestrangefigure
  seatedinthechair,theroomwascertainlyempty。
  “Somethinginthestreet,“saidMerton。“Nowlookhere,guv”nor,
  you”vegotthebrains。Surelyyoucanthinkawayoutofit。If
  sluggingisnousethenit”suptoyou。
  “I”vefooledbettermenthanhe,“theCountanswered。“Thestone
  ishereinmysecretpocket。Itakenochancesleavingitabout。It
  canbeoutofEnglandto-nightandcutintofourpiecesinAmsterdam
  beforeSunday。HeknowsnothingofVanSeddar。”
  “IthoughtVanSeddarwasgoingnextweek。”
  “Hewas。Butnowhemustgetoffbythenextboat。Oneorotherof
  usmustsliproundwiththestonetoLimeStreetandtellhim。”
  “Butthefalsebottomain”tready。”
  “Well,hemusttakeitasitisandchanceit。There”snota
  momenttolose。”Again,withthesenseofdangerwhichbecomesan
  instinctwiththesportsman,hepausedandlookedhardatthe
  window。Yes,itwassurelyfromthestreetthatthefaintsoundhad
  come。
  “AstoHolmes,“hecontinued,“wecanfoolhimeasilyenough。You
  see,thedamnedfoolwon”tarrestusifhecangetthestone。Well,
  we”llpromisehimthestone。We”llputhimonthewrongtrackabout
  it,andbeforehefindsthatitisthewrongtrackitwillbein
  Hollandandweoutofthecountry。”
  “Thatsoundsgoodtome!“criedSamMertonwithagrin。
  “YougoonandtelltheDutchmantogetamoveonhim。I”llseethis
  suckerandfillhimupwithabogusconfession。I”lltellhimthatthe
  stoneisinLiverpool。Confoundthatwhiningmusic;itgetsonmy
  nerves!Bythetimehefindsitisn”tinLiverpoolitwillbein
  quartersandweonthebluewater。Comebackhere,outofaline
  withthatkeyhole。Hereisthestone。”
  “Iwonderyoudarecarryit。”
  “WherecouldIhaveitsafer?IfwecouldtakeitoutofWhitehall
  someoneelsecouldsurelytakeitoutofmylodgings。”
  “Let”shavealookatit。”
  CountSylviuscastasomewhatunflatteringglanceathisassociate
  anddisregardedtheunwashedhandwhichwasextendedtowardshim。
  “What-d”yethinkI”mgoingtosnitchitoffyou?Seehere,
  mister,I”mgettingabittiredofyourways。”
  “Well,well,nooffence,Sam。Wecan”taffordtoquarrel。Come
  overtothewindowifyouwanttoseethebeautyproperly。Nowholdit
  tothelight!Here!“
  “Thankyou!“
  WithasinglespringHolmeshadleapedfromthedummy”schairand
  hadgraspedthepreciousjewel。Hehelditnowinonehand,while
  hisotherpointedarevolverattheCount”shead。Thetwovillains
  staggeredbackinutteramazement。BeforetheyhadrecoveredHolmes
  hadpressedtheelectricbell。
  “Noviolence,gentlemen-noviolence,Ibegofyou!Considerthe
  furniture!Itmustbeverycleartoyouthatyourpositionisan
  impossibleone。Thepolicearewaitingbelow。”
  TheCount”sbewildermentovermasteredhisrageandfear。
  “Buthowthedeuce-?“hegasped。
  “Yoursurpriseisverynatural。Youarenotawarethataseconddoor
  frommybedroomleadsbehindthatcurtain。Ifanciedthatyoumust
  haveheardmewhenIdisplacedthefigure,butluckwasonmyside。It
  gavemeachanceoflisteningtoyourracyconversationwhichwould
  havebeenpainfullyconstrainedhadyoubeenawareofmypresence。”
  TheCountgaveagestureofresignation。
  “Wegiveyoubest,Holmes。Ibelieveyouarethedevilhimself。”
  “Notfarfromhim,atanyrate,“Holmesansweredwithapolite
  smile。
  SamMerton”sslowintellecthadonlygraduallyappreciatedthe
  situation。Now,asthesoundofheavystepscamefromthestairs
  outside,hebrokesilenceatlast。
  “Afaircop!“saidhe。“But,Isay,whataboutthatbloomin”fiddle!
  Ihearityet。”
  “Tut,tut!“Holmesanswered。“Youareperfectlyright。Letit
  play!Thesemoderngramophonesarearemarkableinvention。”
  Therewasaninrushofpolice,thehandcuffsclickedandthe
  criminalswereledtothewaitingcab。WatsonlingeredwithHolmes,
  congratulatinghimuponthisfreshleafaddedtohislaurels。Once
  moretheirconversationwasinterruptedbytheimperturbableBilly
  withhiscard-tray。
  “LordCantlemere,sir。”
  “Showhimup,Billy。Thisistheeminentpeerwhorepresentsthe
  veryhighestinterests,“saidHolmes。“Heisanexcellentandloyal
  person,butratheroftheoldregime。Shallwemakehimunbend?Dare
  weventureuponaslightliberty?Heknows,wemayconjecture,nothing
  ofwhathasoccurred。”
  Thedooropenedtoadmitathin,austerefigurewithahatchet
  faceanddroopingmid-Victorianwhiskersofaglossyblacknesswhich
  hardlycorrespondedwiththeroundedshouldersandfeeblegait。Holmes
  advancedaffably,andshookanunresponsivehand。
  “Howdoyoudo,LordCantlemere?Itischillyforthetimeof
  year,butratherwarmindoors。MayItakeyourovercoat?“
  “No,Ithankyou;Iwillnottakeitoff。”
  Holmeslaidhishandinsistentlyuponthesleeve。
  “Prayallowme!MyfriendDr。Watsonwouldassureyouthatthese
  changesoftemperaturearemostinsidious。”
  HisLordshipshookhimselffreewithsomeimpatience。
  “Iamquitecomfortable,sir。Ihavenoneedtostay。Ihave
  simplylookedintoknowhowyourself-appointedtaskwas
  progressing。”
  “Itisdifficult-verydifficult。”
  “Ifearedthatyouwouldfinditso。”
  Therewasadistinctsneerintheoldcourtier”swordsandmanner。
  “Everymanfindshislimitations,Mr。Holmes,butatleastit
  curesusoftheweaknessofself-satisfaction。”
  “Yes,sir,Ihavebeenmuchperplexed。”
  “Nodoubt。”
  “Especiallyupononepoint。Possiblyyoucouldhelpmeuponit?“
  “Youapplyformyadviceratherlateintheday。Ithoughtthat
  youhadyourownall-sufficientmethods。Still,Iamreadytohelp
  you。”
  “Yousee,LordCantlemere,wecannodoubtframeacaseagainst
  theactualthieves。”
  “Whenyouhavecaughtthem。”
  “Exactly。Butthequestionis-howshallweproceedagainstthe
  receiver?“
  “Isthisnotratherpremature?“
  “Itisaswelltohaveourplansready。Now,whatwouldyouregard
  asfinalevidenceagainstthereceiver?“
  “Theactualpossessionofthestone。”
  “Youwouldarresthimuponthat?“
  “Mostundoubtedly。”
  Holmesseldomlaughed,buthegotasnearitashisoldfriend
  Watsoncouldremember。
  “Inthatcase,mydearsir,Ishallbeunderthepainfulnecessity
  ofadvisingyourarrest。”
  LordCantlemerewasveryangry。Someoftheancientfires
  flickeredupintohissallowchecks。
  “Youtakeagreatliberty,Mr。Holmes。Infiftyyearsofofficial
  lifeIcannotrecallsuchacase。Iamabusyman,sir,engagedupon
  importantaffairs,andIhavenotimeortasteforfoolishjokes。I
  maytellyoufrankly,sir,thatIhaveneverbeenabelieverinyour
  powers,andthatIhavealwaysbeenoftheopinionthatthematterwas
  farsaferinthehandsoftheregularpoliceforce。Yourconduct
  confirmsallmyconclusions。Ihavethehonour,sir,towishyou
  good-evening。”
  Holmeshadswiftlychangedhispositionandwasbetweenthepeerand
  thedoor。
  “Onemoment,sir,“saidhe。“ToactuallygooffwiththeMazarin
  stonewouldbeamoreseriousoffencethantobefoundintemporary
  possessionofit。”
  “Sir,thisisintolerable!Letmepass。”
  “Putyourhandintheright-handpocketofyourovercoat。”
  “Whatdoyoumean,sir?“
  “Come-come,dowhatIask。”
  Aninstantlatertheamazedpeerwasstanding,blinkingand
  stammering,withthegreatyellowstoneonhisshakingpalm。
  “What!What!Howisthis,Mr。Holmes?“
  “Toobad,LordCantlemere,toobad!“criedHolmes。“Myoldfriend
  herewilltellyouthatIhaveanimpishhabitofpracticaljoking。
  AlsothatIcanneverresistadramaticsituation。Itooktheliberty-
  theverygreatliberty,Iadmit-ofputtingthestoneintoyourpocket
  atthebeginningofourinterview。”
  Theoldpeerstaredfromthestonetothesmilingfacebeforehim。
  “Sir,Iambewildered。But-yes-itisindeedtheMazarinstone。
  Wearegreatlyyourdebtors,Mr。Holmes。Yoursenseofhumourmay,
  asyouadmit,besomewhatperverted,anditsexhibitionremarkably
  untimely,butatleastIwithdrawanyreflectionIhavemadeuponyour
  amazingprofessionalpowers。Buthow-“
  “Thecaseisbuthalffinished;thedetailscanwait。Nodoubt,Lord
  Cantlemere,yourpleasureintellingofthissuccessfulresultin
  theexaltedroletowhichyoureturnwillbesomesmallatonement
  formypracticaljoke。Billy,youwillshowhisLordshipout,andtell
  Mrs。HudsonthatIshouldbegladifshewouldsendupdinnerfor
  twoassoonaspossible。”-
  THEEND。
  1904
  SHERLOCKHOLMES
  THEADVENTUREOFTHEMISSINGTHREE-QUARTER
  bySirArthurConanDoyle
  WewerefairlyaccustomedtoreceiveweirdtelegramsatBaker
  Street,butIhaveaparticularrecollectionofonewhichreachedus
  onagloomyFebruarymorning,somesevenoreightyearsago,and
  gaveMr。SherlockHolmesapuzzledquarterofanhour。Itwas
  addressedtohim,andranthus:
  Pleaseawaitme。Terriblemisfortune。Rightwingthree-quarter
  missing,indispensableto-morrow。
  OVERTON。
  “Strandpostmark,anddispatchedtenthirty-six,“saidHolmes,
  readingitoverandover。“Mr。Overtonwasevidentlyconsiderably
  excitedwhenhesentit,andsomewhatincoherentinconsequence。Well,
  well,hewillbehere,Idaresay,bythetimeIhavelookedthrough
  theTimes,andthenweshallknowallaboutit。Eventhemost
  insignificantproblemwouldbewelcomeinthesestagnantdays。”
  Thingshadindeedbeenveryslowwithus,andIhadlearnedtodread
  suchperiodsofinaction,forIknewbyexperiencethatmycompanion”s
  brainwassoabnormallyactivethatitwasdangeroustoleaveit
  withoutmaterialuponwhichtowork。ForyearsIhadgradually
  weanedhimfromthatdrugmaniawhichhadthreatenedoncetocheckhis
  remarkablecareer。NowIknewthatunderordinaryconditionsheno
  longercravedforthisartificialstimulus,butIwaswellaware
  thatthefiendwasnotdeadbutsleeping,andIhaveknownthatthe
  sleepwasalightoneandthewakingnearwheninperiodsof
  idlenessIhaveseenthedrawnlookuponHolmes”sasceticface,and
  thebroodingofhisdeep-setandinscrutableeyes。ThereforeIblessed
  thisMr。Overtonwhoeverhemightbe,sincehehadcomewithhis
  enigmaticmessagetobreakthatdangerouscalmwhichbroughtmore
  periltomyfriendthanallthestormsofhistempestuouslife。
  Aswehadexpected,thetelegramwassoonfollowedbyitssender,
  andthecardofMr。CyrilOverton,TrinityCollege,Cambridge,
  announcedthearrivalofanenormousyoungman,sixteenstoneofsolid
  boneandmuscle,whospannedthedoorwaywithhisbroadshoulders,and
  lookedfromoneofustotheotherwithacomelyfacewhichwas
  haggardwithanxiety。
  “Mr。SherlockHolmes?“
  Mycompanionbowed。
  “I”vebeendowntoScotlandYard,Mr。Holmes。IsawInspector
  StanleyHopkins。Headvisedmetocometoyou。Hesaidthecase,so
  farashecouldsee,wasmoreinyourlinethaninthatoftheregular
  police。”
  “Praysitdownandtellmewhatisthematter。”
  “It”sawful,Mr。Holmes-simplyawfullIwondermyhairisn”t
  gray。GodfreyStaunton-you”veheardofhim,ofcourse?He”ssimply
  thehingethatthewholeteamturnson。I”drathersparetwofrom
  thepack,andhaveGodfreyformythree-quarterline。Whetherit”s
  passing,ortackling,ordribbling,there”snoonetotouchhim,and
  then,he”sgotthehead,andcanholdusalltogether。WhatamIto
  do?That”swhatIaskyou,Mr。Holmes。There”sMoorhouse,first
  reserve,butheistrainedasahalf,andhealwaysedgesrightin
  ontothescruminsteadofkeepingoutonthetouchline。He”safine
  place-kick,it”strue,butthenhehasnojudgment,andhecan”t
  sprintfornuts。Why,MortonorJohnson,theOxfordfliers,couldromp
  roundhim。Stevensonisfastenough,buthecouldn”tdropfromthe
  twenty-fiveline,andathree-quarterwhocan”teitherpuntordrop
  isn”tworthaplaceforpacealone。No,Mr。Holmes,wearedoneunless
  youcanhelpmetofindGodfreyStaunton。”
  Myfriendhadlistenedwithamusedsurprisetothislongspeech,
  whichwaspouredforthwithextraordinaryvigourandearnestness,
  everypointbeingdrivenhomebytheslappingofabrawnyhandupon
  thespeaker”sknee。WhenourvisitorwassilentHolmesstretchedout
  hishandandtookdownletter“S“ofhiscommonplacebook。Foroncehe
  duginvainintothatmineofvariedinformation。
  “ThereisArthurH。Staunton,therisingyoungforger,“saidhe,
  “andtherewasHenryStaunton,whomIhelpedtohang,butGodfrey
  Stauntonisanewnametome。”
  Itwasourvisitor”sturntolooksurprised。
  “Why,Mr。Holmes,Ithoughtyouknewthings,“saidhe。“Isuppose,
  then,ifyouhaveneverheardofGodfreyStaunton,youdon”tknow
  CyrilOvertoneither?“
  Holmesshookhisheadgoodhumouredly。
  “GreatScott!“criedtheathlete。“Why,Iwasfirstreservefor
  EnglandagainstWales,andI”veskipperedthe”Varsityallthis
  year。Butthat”snothing!Ididn”tthinktherewasasoulinEngland
  whodidn”tknowGodfreyStaunton,thecrackthree-quarter,
  Cambridge,Blackheath,andfiveInternationals。GoodLord!Mr。Holmes,
  wherehaveyoulived?“
  Holmeslaughedattheyounggiant”snaiveastonishment。
  “Youliveinadifferentworldtome,Mr。Overton-asweeterand
  healthierone。Myramificationsstretchoutintomanysectionsof
  society,butnever,Iamhappytosay,intoamateursport,whichis
  thebestandsoundestthinginEngland。However,yourunexpectedvisit
  thismorningshowsmethateveninthatworldoffreshairandfair
  play,theremaybeworkformetodo。Sonow,mygoodsir,Ibegyou
  tositdownandtotellme,slowlyandquietly,exactlywhatitis
  thathasoccurred,andhowyoudesirethatIshouldhelpyou。”
  YoungOverton”sfaceassumedthebotheredlookofthemanwhois
  moreaccustomedtousinghismusclesthanhiswits,butbydegrees,
  withmanyrepetitionsandobscuritieswhichImayomitfromhis
  narrative,helaidhisstrangestorybeforeus。
  “It”sthisway,Mr。Holmes。AsIhavesaid,Iamtheskipperof
  theRuggerteamofCambridge”Varsity,andGodfreyStauntonismybest
  man。To-morrowweplayOxford。Yesterdayweallcameup,andwe
  settledatBentley”sprivatehotel。Atteno”clockIwentroundand
  sawthatallthefellowshadgonetoroost,forIbelieveinstrict
  trainingandplentyofsleeptokeepateamfit。Ihadawordortwo
  withGodfreybeforeheturnedin。Heseemedtometobepaleand
  bothered。Iaskedhimwhatwasthematter。Hesaidhewasallright-
  justatouchofheadache。Ibadehimgood-nightandlefthim。Half
  anhourlater,theportertellsmethataroughlookingmanwitha
  beardcalledwithanoteforGodfrey。Hehadnotgonetobed,and
  thenotewastakentohisroom。Godfreyreadit,andfellbackina
  chairasifhehadbeenpole-axed。Theporterwassoscaredthathe
  wasgoingtofetchme,butGodfreystoppedhim,hadadrinkof
  water,andpulledhimselftogether。Thenhewentdownstairs,saida
  fewwordstothemanwhowaswaitinginthehall,andthetwoof
  themwentofftogether。Thelastthattheportersawofthem,they
  werealmostrunningdownthestreetinthedirectionoftheStrand。
  ThismorningGodfrey”sroomwasempty,hisbedhadneverbeenslept
  in,andhisthingswerealljustasIhadseenthemthenight
  before。Hehadgoneoffatamoment”snoticewiththisstranger,and
  nowordhascomefromhimsince。Idon”tbelievehewillevercome
  back。Hewasasportsman,wasGodfrey,downtohismarrow,andhe
  wouldn”thavestoppedhistrainingandletinhisskipperifitwere
  notforsomecausethatwastoostrongforhim。No:Ifeelasifhe
  weregoneforgood,andweshouldneverseehimagain。”
  SherlockHolmeslistenedwiththedeepestattentiontothissingular
  narrative。
  “Whatdidyoudo?“heasked。
  “IwiredtoCambridgetolearnifanythinghadbeenheardofhim
  there。Ihavehadananswer。Noonehasseenhim。”
  “CouldhehavegotbacktoCambridge?“
  “Yes,thereisalatetrain-quarter-pasteleven。”
  “But,sofarasyoucanascertain,hedidnottakeit?“
  “No,hehasnotbeenseen。”
  “Whatdidyoudonext?“
  “IwiredtoLordMount-James。”
  “WhytoLordMount-James?“
  “Godfreyisanorphan,andLordMount-Jamesishisnearestrelative-
  hisuncle,Ibelieve。”
  “Indeed。Thisthrowsnewlightuponthematter。LordMount-James
  isoneoftherichestmeninEngland。”
  “SoI”veheardGodfreysay。”
  “Andyourfriendwascloselyrelated?“
  “Yes,hewashisheir,andtheoldboyisnearlyeighty-cramfull
  ofgout,too。Theysayhecouldchalkhisbilliard-cuewithhis
  knuckles。HeneverallowedGodfreyashillinginhislife,forheis
  anabsolutemiser,butitwillallcometohimrightenough。”
  “HaveyouheardfromLordMount-James?“
  “No。”
  “WhatmotivecouldyourfriendhaveingoingtoLordMount-James?“
  “Well,somethingwasworryinghimthenightbefore,andifitwasto
  dowithmoneyitispossiblethathewouldmakeforhisnearest
  relative,whohadsomuchofit,thoughfromallIhaveheardhewould
  nothavemuchchanceofgettingit。Godfreywasnotfondoftheold
  man。Hewouldnotgoifhecouldhelpit。”
  “Well,wecansoondeterminethat。Ifyourfriendwasgoingtohis
  relative,LordMount-James,youhavethentoexplainthevisitofthis
  rough-lookingfellowatsolateanhour,andtheagitationthatwas
  causedbyhiscoming。”
  CyrilOvertonpressedhishandstohishead。“Icanmakenothing
  ofit,“saidhe。
  “Well,well,Ihaveaclearday,andIshallbehappytolookinto
  thematter,“saidHolmes。“Ishouldstronglyrecommendyoutomake
  yourpreparationsforyourmatchwithoutreferencetothisyoung
  gentleman。Itmust,asyousay,havebeenanoverpoweringnecessity
  whichtorehimawayinsuchafashion,andthesamenecessityis
  likelytoholdhimaway。Letussteproundtogethertothehotel,
  andseeiftheportercanthrowanyfreshlightuponthematter。”
  SherlockHolmeswasapast-masterintheartofputtingahumble
  witnessathisease,andverysoon,intheprivacyofGodfrey
  Staunton”sabandonedroom,hehadextractedallthattheporterhadto
  tell。Thevisitorofthenightbeforewasnotagentleman,neitherwas
  heaworkingman。Hewassimplywhattheporterdescribedasa
  “mediumlookingchap,“amanoffifty,beardgrizzled,paleface,
  quietlydressed。Heseemedhimselftobeagitated。Theporterhad
  observedhishandtremblingwhenhehadheldoutthenote。Godfrey
  Stauntonhadcrammedthenoteintohispocket。Stauntonhadnotshaken
  handswiththemaninthehall。Theyhadexchangedafewsentences,of
  whichtheporterhadonlydistinguishedtheoneword“time。”Thenthey
  hadhurriedoffinthemannerdescribed。Itwasjusthalf-pastten
  bythehallclock。
  “Letmesee,“saidHolmes,seatinghimselfonStaunton”sbed。“You
  arethedayporter,areyounot?“
  “Yes,sir,Igooffdutyateleven。”
  “Thenightportersawnothing,Isuppose?“
  “No,sir,onetheatrepartycameinlate。Nooneelse。”
  “Wereyouondutyalldayyesterday?“
  “Yes,sir。”
  “DidyoutakeanymessagestoMr。Staunton?“
  “Yes,sir,onetelegram。”
  “Ah!that”sinteresting。Whato”clockwasthis?“
  “Aboutsix。”
  “WherewasMr。Stauntonwhenhereceivedit?“
  “Hereinhisroom。”
  “Wereyoupresentwhenheopenedit?“
  “Yes,sir,Iwaitedtoseeiftherewasananswer。”
  “Well,wasthere?“
  “Yes,sir,hewroteananswer。”
  “Didyoutakeit?“
  “No,hetookithimself。”
  “Buthewroteitinyourpresence。”“Yes,sir。Iwasstandingby
  thedoor,andhewithhisbackturnedtothattable。Whenhehad
  writtenit,hesaid:”Allright,porter,Iwilltakethismyself。”“
  “Whatdidhewriteitwith?“
  “Apen,sir。”
  “Wasthetelegraphicformoneoftheseonthetable?“
  “Yes,sir,itwasthetopone。”
  Holmesrose。Takingtheforms,hecarriedthemovertothewindow
  andcarefullyexaminedthatwhichwasuppermost。
  “Itisapityhedidnotwriteinpencil,“saidhe,throwingthem
  downagainwithashrugofdisappointment。“Asyouhavenodoubt
  frequentlyobserved,Watson,theimpressionusuallygoesthrough-a
  factwhichhasdissolvedmanyahappymarriage。However,Icanfindno
  tracehere。Irejoice,however,toperceivethathewrotewitha
  broad-pointedquillpen,andIcanhardlydoubtthatwewillfindsome
  impressionuponthisblotting-pad。Ah,yes,surelythisisthevery
  thing!“
  Hetoreoffastripoftheblotting-paperandturnedtowardsus
  thefollowinghieroglyphic:Seeillustration。
  CyrilOvertonwasmuchexcited。“Holdittotheglass!“hecried。
  “Thatisunnecessary,“saidHolmes。“Thepaperisthin,andthe
  reversewillgivethemessage。Hereitis。”Heturneditover,and
  weread:
  Seeillustration。
  “SothatisthetailendofthetelegramwhichGodfreyStaunton
  dispatchedwithinafewhoursofhisdisappearance。Thereareatleast
  sixwordsofthemessagewhichhaveescapedus;butwhatremains-”StandbyusforGod”ssake!”-provesthatthisyoungmansawa
  formidabledangerwhichapproachedhim,andfromwhichsomeoneelse
  couldprotecthim。”Us”markyou!Anotherpersonwasinvolved。Who
  shoulditbebutthepale-faced,beardedman,whoseemedhimselfinso
  nervousastate?What,then,istheconnectionbetweenGodfrey
  Stauntonandthebeardedman?Andwhatisthethirdsourcefrom
  whicheachofthemsoughtforhelpagainstpressingdanger?Our
  inquiryhasalreadynarroweddowntothat。”
  “Wehaveonlytofindtowhomthattelegramisaddressed,“I
  suggested。
  “Exactly,mydearWatson。Yourreflection,thoughprofound,had
  alreadycrossedmymind。ButIdaresayitmayhavecometoyournotice
  that,ifyouwalkintoapostofficeanddemandtoseethe
  counterfoilofanotherman”smessage,theremaybesomedisinclination
  onthepartoftheofficialstoobligeyou。Thereissomuchred
  tapeinthesematters。However,Ihavenodoubtthatwithalittle
  delicacyandfinessetheendmaybeattained。Meanwhile,Ishouldlike
  inyourpresence,Mr。Overton,togothroughthesepaperswhichhave
  beenleftuponthetable。”
  Therewereanumberofletters,bills,andnotebooks,whichHolmes
  turnedoverandexaminedwithquick,nervousfingersanddarting,
  penetratingeyes。“Nothinghere,“hesaid,atlast。“Bytheway,I
  supposeyourfriendwasahealthyyoungfellow-nothingamisswith
  him?“
  “Soundasabell。”
  “Haveyoueverknownhimill?“
  “Notaday。Hehasbeenlaidupwithahack,andonceheslippedhis
  knee-cap,butthatwasnothing。”
  “Perhapshewasnotsostrongasyousuppose。Ishouldthinkhe
  mayhavehadsomesecrettrouble。Withyourassent,Iwillputone
  ortwoofthesepapersinmypocket,incasetheyshouldbearuponour
  futureinquiry。”
  “Onemoment-onemoment!“criedaquerulousvoice,andwelooked
  uptofindaqueerlittleoldman,jerkingandtwitchinginthe
  doorway。Hewasdressedinrustyblack,withaverybroad-brimmed
  top-hatandaloosewhitenecktie-thewholeeffectbeingthatofa
  veryrusticparsonorofanundertaker”smute。Yet,inspiteofhis
  shabbyandevenabsurdappearance,hisvoicehadasharpcrackle,
  andhismanneraquickintensitywhichcommandedattention。
  “Whoareyou,sir,andbywhatrightdoyoutouchthisgentleman”s
  papers?“heasked。
  “Iamaprivatedetective,andIamendeavouringtoexplainhis
  disappearance。”
  “Oh,youare,areyou?Andwhoinstructedyou,eh?“
  “Thisgentleman,Mr。Staunton”sfriend,wasreferredtomeby
  ScotlandYard。”
  “Whoareyou,sir?“
  “IamCyrilOverton。”
  “Thenitisyouwhosentmeatelegram。MynameisLordMount-James。
  IcameroundasquicklyastheBayswaterbuswouldbringme。Soyou
  haveinstructedadetective?“
  “Yes,sir。”
  “Andareyoupreparedtomeetthecost?“
  “Ihavenodoubt,sir,thatmyfriendGodfrey,whenwefindhim,
  willbepreparedtodothat。”
  “Butifheisneverfound,eh?Answermethat!“
  “Inthatcase,nodoubthisfamily-“
  “Nothingofthesort,sir!“screamedthelittleman。“Don”tlook
  tomeforapenny-notapenny!Youunderstandthat,Mr。Detective!
  Iamallthefamilythatthisyoungmanhasgot,andItellyouthatI
  amnotresponsible。Ifhehasanyexpectationsitisduetothefact
  thatIhaveneverwastedmoney,andIdonotproposetobegintodoso
  now。Astothosepaperswithwhichyouaremakingsofree,Imay
  tellyouthatincasethereshouldbeanythingofanyvalueamong
  them,youwillbeheldstrictlytoaccountforwhatyoudowiththem。”
  “Verygood,sir,“saidSherlockHolmes。“MayIask,inthe
  meanwhile,whetheryouhaveyourselfanytheorytoaccountforthis
  youngman”sdisappearance?“
  “No,sir,Ihavenot。Heisbigenoughandoldenoughtolook
  afterhimself,andifheissofoolishastolosehimself,I
  entirelyrefusetoaccepttheresponsibilityofhuntingforhim。”
  “Iquiteunderstandyourposition,“saidHolmes,witha
  mischievoustwinkleinhiseyes。“Perhapsyoudon”tquiteunderstand
  mine。GodfreyStauntonappearstohavebeenapoorman。Ifhehasbeen
  kidnapped,itcouldnothavebeenforanythingwhichhehimself
  possesses。Thefameofyourwealthhasgoneabroad,Lord
  Mount-James,anditisentirelypossiblethatagangofthieveshave
  securedyournephewinordertogainfromhimsomeinformationasto
  yourhouse,yourhabits,andyourtreasure。”
  Thefaceofourunpleasantlittlevisitorturnedaswhiteashis
  neckcloth。
  “Heavens,sir,whatanidea!Ineverthoughtofsuchvillainy!
  Whatinhumanroguesthereareintheworld!ButGodfreyisafinelad-
  astaunchlad。Nothingwouldinducehimtogivehisolduncleaway。
  I”llhavetheplatemovedovertothebankthisevening。Inthe
  meantimesparenopains,Mr。Detective!Ibegyoutoleavenostone
  unturnedtobringhimsafelyback。Astomoney,well,sofarasa
  fiverorevenatennergoesyoucanalwayslooktome。”
  Eveninhischastenedframeofmind,thenoblemisercouldgiveus
  noinformationwhichcouldhelpus,forheknewlittleofthe
  privatelifeofhisnephew。Ouronlycluelayinthetruncated
  telegram,andwithacopyofthisinhishandHolmessetforthtofind
  asecondlinkforhischain。WehadshakenoffLordMount-James,and
  Overtonhadgonetoconsultwiththeothermembersofhisteamover
  themisfortunewhichhadbefallenthem。
  Therewasatelegraph-officeatashortdistancefromthehotel。
  Wehaltedoutsideit。
  “It”sworthtrying,Watson,“saidHolmes。“Ofcourse,withawarrant
  wecoulddemandtoseethecounterfoils,butwehavenotreached
  thatstageyet。Idon”tsupposetheyrememberfacesinsobusya
  place。Letusventureit。”
  “Iamsorrytotroubleyou,“saidhe,inhisblandestmanner,tothe
  youngwomanbehindthegrating;“thereissomesmallmistakeabouta
  telegramIsentyesterday。Ihavehadnoanswer,andIverymuch
  fearthatImusthaveomittedtoputmynameattheend。Couldyou
  tellmeifthiswasso?“
  Theyoungwomanturnedoverasheafofcounterfoils。
  “Whato”clockwasit?“sheasked。
  “Alittleaftersix。”
  “Whomwasitto?“
  Holmesputhisfingertohislipsandglancedatme。“Thelastwords
  initwere”ForGod”ssake”“hewhispered,confidentially;“Iamvery
  anxiousatgettingnoanswer。”
  Theyoungwomanseparatedoneoftheforms。
  “Thisisit。Thereisnoname,“saidshe,smoothingitoutupon
  thecounter。
  “Thenthat,ofcourse,accountsformygettingnoanswer,“said
  Holmes。“Dearme,howverystupidofme,tobesure!Good-morning,
  miss,andmanythanksforhavingrelievedmymind。”Hechuckledand
  rubbedhishandswhenwefoundourselvesinthestreetoncemore。
  “Well?“Iasked。
  “Weprogress,mydearWatson,weprogress。Ihadsevendifferent
  schemesforgettingaglimpseofthattelegram,butIcouldhardly
  hopetosucceedtheveryfirsttime。”
  “Andwhathaveyougained?“
  “Astarting-pointforourinvestigation。”Hehailedacab。“King”s
  CrossStation,“saidhe。
  “Wehaveajourney,then?“
  “Yes,IthinkwemustrundowntoCambridgetogether。Allthe
  indicationsseemtometopointinthatdirection。”
  “Tellme,“Iasked,aswerattledupGray”sInnRoad,“haveyou
  anysuspicionyetastothecauseofthedisappearance?Idon”t
  thinkthatamongallourcasesIhaveknownonewherethemotives
  aremoreobscure。Surelyyoudon”treallyimaginethathemaybe
  kidnappedinordertogiveinformationagainsthiswealthyuncle?“
  “Iconfess,mydearWatson,thatthatdoesnotappealtomeasa
  veryprobableexplanation。Itstruckme,however,asbeingtheone
  whichwasmostlikelytointerestthatexceedinglyunpleasantold
  person。”
  “Itcertainlydidthat;butwhatareyouralternatives?“
  “Icouldmentionseveral。Youmustadmitthatitiscuriousand
  suggestivethatthisincidentshouldoccurontheeveofthis
  importantmatch,andshouldinvolvetheonlymanwhosepresence
  seemsessentialtothesuccessoftheside。Itmay,ofcourse,bea
  coincidence,butitisinteresting。Amateursportisfreefrom
  betting,butagooddealofoutsidebettinggoesonamongthe
  public,anditispossiblethatitmightbeworthsomeone”swhileto
  getataplayerastheruffiansoftheturfgetatarace-horse。There
  isoneexplanation。Asecondveryobviousoneisthatthisyoungman
  reallyistheheirofagreatproperty,howevermodesthismeansmay
  atpresentbe,anditisnotimpossiblethataplottoholdhimfor
  ransommightbeconcocted。”
  “Thesetheoriestakenoaccountofthetelegram。”
  “Quitetrue,Watson。Thetelegramstillremainstheonlysolidthing
  withwhichwehavetodeal,andwemustnotpermitourattentionto
  wanderawayfromit。Itistogainlightuponthepurposeofthis
  telegramthatwearenowuponourwaytoCambridge。Thepathofour
  investigationisatpresentobscure,butIshallbeverymuch
  surprisedifbeforeeveningwehavenotcleareditup,ormadea
  considerableadvancealongit。”
  Itwasalreadydarkwhenwereachedtheolduniversitycity。
  Holmestookacabatthestationandorderedthemantodrivetothe
  houseofDr。LeslieArmstrong。Afewminuteslater,wehadstopped
  atalargemansiononthebusiestthoroughfare。Wewereshownin,
  andafteralongwaitwereatlastadmittedintothe
  consulting-room,wherewefoundthedoctorseatedbehindhistable。
  ItarguesthedegreeinwhichIhadlosttouchwithmyprofession
  thatthenameofLeslieArmstrongwasunknowntome。NowIamaware
  thatheisnotonlyoneoftheheadsofthemedicalschoolofthe
  university,butathinkerofEuropeanreputationinmorethanone
  branchofscience。Yetevenwithoutknowinghisbrilliantrecordone
  couldnotfailtobeimpressedbyamereglanceattheman,the
  square,massiveface,thebroodingeyesunderthethatchedbrows,
  andthegranitemouldingoftheinflexiblejaw。Amanofdeep
  character,amanwithanalertmind,grim,ascetic,self-contained,
  formidable-soIreadDr。LeslieArmstrong。Heheldmyfriend”scard
  inhishand,andhelookedupwithnoverypleasedexpressionuponhis
  dourfeatures。
  “Ihaveheardyourname,Mr。SherlockHolmes,andIamawareofyour
  profession-oneofwhichIbynomeansapprove。”
  “Inthat,Doctor,youwillfindyourselfinagreementwithevery
  criminalinthecountry,“saidmyfriend,quietly。
  “Sofarasyoureffortsaredirectedtowardsthesuppressionof
  crime,sir,theymusthavethesupportofeveryreasonablememberof
  thecommunity,thoughIcannotdoubtthattheofficialmachineryis
  amplysufficientforthepurpose。Whereyourcallingismoreopento
  criticismiswhenyoupryintothesecretsofprivateindividuals,
  whenyourakeupfamilymatterswhicharebetterhidden,andwhen
  youincidentallywastethetimeofmenwhoaremorebusythan
  yourself。Atthepresentmoment,forexample,Ishouldbewritinga
  treatiseinsteadofconversingwithyou。”
  “Nodoubt,Doctor;andyettheconversationmayprovemoreimportant
  thanthetreatise。Incidentally,Imaytellyouthatwearedoing
  thereverseofwhatyouveryjustlyblame,andthatweare
  endeavouringtopreventanythinglikepublicexposureofprivate
  matterswhichmustnecessarilyfollowwhenoncethecaseisfairly
  inthehandsoftheofficialpolice。Youmaylookuponmesimplyasan
  irregularpioneer,whogoesinfrontoftheregularforcesofthe
  country。IhavecometoaskyouaboutMr。GodfreyStaunton。”
  “Whatabouthim?“
  “Youknowhim,doyounot?““”Heisanintimatefriendofmine。”
  “Youareawarethathehasdisappeared?“
  “Ah,indeed!“Therewasnochangeofexpressionintherugged
  featuresofthedoctor。
  “Helefthishotellastnight-hehasnotbeenheardof。”
  “Nodoubthewillreturn。”
  “To-morrowisthe”Varsityfootballmatch。”
  “Ihavenosympathywiththesechildishgames。Theyoungman”s
  fateinterestsmedeeply,sinceIknowhimandlikehim。The
  footballmatchdoesnotcomewithinmyhorizonatall。”
  “Iclaimyoursympathy,then,inmyinvestigationofMr。
  Staunton”sfate。Doyouknowwhereheis?“
  “Certainlynot。”
  “Youhavenotseenhimsinceyesterday?“
  “No,Ihavenot。”
  “WasMr。Stauntonahealthyman?“
  “Absolutely。”
  “Didyoueverknowhimill?“
  “Never。”
  Holmespoppedasheetofpaperbeforethedoctor”seyes。“Then
  perhapsyouwillexplainthisreceiptedbillforthirteenguineas,
  paidbyMr。GodfreyStauntonlastmonthtoDr。LeslieArmstrong,of
  Cambridge。Ipickeditoutfromamongthepapersuponhisdesk。”
  Thedoctorflushedwithanger。
  “IdonotfeelthatthereisanyreasonwhyIshouldrenderan
  explanationtoyou,Mr。Holmes。”
  Holmesreplacedthebillinhisnotebook。“Ifyoupreferapublic
  explanation,itmustcomesoonerorlater,“saidhe。“Ihavealready
  toldyouthatIcanhushupthatwhichotherswillbeboundto
  publish,andyouwouldreallybewisertotakemeintoyourcomplete
  confidence。”
  “Iknownothingaboutit。”
  “DidyouhearfromMr。StauntoninLondon?“
  “Certainlynot。”
  “Dearme,dearme-thepostofficeagain!“Holmessighed,wearily。“A
  mosturgenttelegramwasdispatchedtoyoufromLondonbyGodfrey
  Stauntonatsixfifteenyesterdayevening-atelegramwhichis
  undoubtedlyassociatedwithhisdisappearance-andyetyouhavenot
  hadit。Itismostculpable。Ishallcertainlygodowntotheoffice
  hereandregisteracomplaint。”
  Dr。LeslieArmstrongsprangupfrombehindhisdesk,andhisdark
  facewascrimsonwithfury。
  “I”lltroubleyoutowalkoutofmyhouse,sir,“saidhe。“Youcan
  tellyouremployer,LordMount-James,thatIdonotwishtohave
  anythingtodoeitherwithhimorwithhisagents。No,sir-not
  anotherword!“Herangthebellfuriously。“John,showthesegentlemen
  out!“Apompousbutlerusheredusseverelytothedoor,andwefound
  ourselvesinthestreet。Holmesburstoutlaughing。
  “Dr。LeslieArmstrongiscertainlyamanofenergyandcharacter,“
  saidhe。“Ihavenotseenamanwho,ifheturnshistalentsthatway,
  wasmorecalculatedtofillthegapleftbytheillustrious
  Moriarty。Andnow,mypoorWatson,hereweare,strandedand
  friendlessinthisinhospitabletown,whichwecannotleavewithout
  abandoningourcase。ThislittleinnjustoppositeArmstrong”shouse
  issingularlyadaptedtoourneeds。Ifyouwouldengageafrontroom
  andpurchasethenecessariesforthenight,Imayhavetimetomake
  afewinquiries。”
  Thesefewinquiriesproved,however,tobeamorelengthyproceeding
  thanHolmeshadimagined,forhedidnotreturntotheinnuntil
  nearlynineo”clock。Hewaspaleanddejected,stainedwithdust,
  andexhaustedwithhungerandfatigue。Acoldsupperwasreadyupon
  thetable,andwhenhisneedsweresatisfiedandhispipealighthe
  wasreadytotakethathalfcomicandwhollyphilosophicviewwhich
  wasnaturaltohimwhenhisaffairsweregoingawry。Thesoundof
  carriagewheelscausedhimtoriseandglanceoutofthewindow。A
  broughamandpairofgrays,undertheglareofagas-lamp,stood
  beforethedoctor”sdoor。
  “It”sbeenoutthreehours,“saidHolmes;“startedathalf-pastsix,
  andhereitisbackagain。Thatgivesaradiusoftenortwelvemiles,
  andhedoesitonce,orsometimestwice,aday。”
  “Nounusualthingforadoctorinpractice。”
  “ButArmstrongisnotreallyadoctorinpractice。Heisa
  lecturerandaconsultant,buthedoesnotcareforgeneral
  practice,whichdistractshimfromhisliterarywork。Why,then,
  doeshemaketheselongjourneys,whichmustbeexceedinglyirksometo
  him,andwhoisitthathevisits?“
  “Hiscoachman-“
  “MydearWatson,canyoudoubtthatitwastohimthatIfirst
  applied?Idonotknowwhetheritcamefromhisowninnatedepravity
  orfromthepromptingsofhismaster,buthewasrudeenoughtoset
  adogatme。Neitherdognormanlikedthelookofmystick,
  however,andthematterfellthrough。Relationswerestrainedafter
  that,andfurtherinquiriesoutofthequestion。AllthatIhave
  learnedIgotfromafriendlynativeintheyardofourowninn。It
  washewhotoldmeofthedoctor”shabitsandofhisdailyjourney。At
  thatinstant,togivepointtohiswords,thecarriagecameroundto
  thedoor。”
  “Couldyounotfollowit?“
  “Excellent,Watson!Youarescintillatingthisevening。Theideadid
  crossmymind。Thereis,asyoumayhaveobserved,abicycleshopnext
  toourinn。IntothisIrushed,engagedabicycle,andwasabletoget
  startedbeforethecarriagewasquiteoutofsight。Irapidlyovertook
  it,andthen,keepingatadiscreetdistanceofahundredyardsorso,
  Ifolloweditslightsuntilwewereclearofthetown。Wehadgotwell
  outonthecountryroad,whenasomewhatmortifyingincidentoccurred。
  Thecarriagestopped,thedoctoralighted,walkedswiftlybackto
  whereIhadalsohalted,andtoldmeinanexcellentsardonic
  fashionthathefearedtheroadwasnarrow,andthathehopedhis
  carriagedidnotimpedethepassageofmybicycle。Nothingcould
  havebeenmoreadmirablethanhiswayofputtingit。Iatoncerode
  pastthecarriage,and,keepingtothemainroad,Iwentonfora
  fewmiles,andthenhaltedinaconvenientplacetoseeifthe
  carriagepassed。Therewasnosignofit,however,andsoitbecame
  evidentthatithadturneddownoneofseveralsideroadswhichI
  hadobserved。Irodeback,butagainsawnothingofthecarriage,
  andnow,asyouperceive,ithasreturnedafterme。Ofcourse,Ihad
  attheoutsetnoparticularreasontoconnectthesejourneyswith
  thedisappearanceofGodfreyStaunton,andwasonlyinclinedto
  investigatethemonthegeneralgroundsthateverythingwhichconcerns
  Dr。Armstrongisatpresentofinteresttous,but,nowthatIfindhe
  keepssokeenalook-outuponanyonewhomayfollowhimonthese
  excursions,theaffairappearsmoreimportant,andIshallnotbe
  satisfieduntilIhavemadethematterclear。”