“ThetopfloorbelongstoMilesMcLaren。Heisabrilliantfellow
  whenhechoosestowork-oneofthebrightestintellectsofthe
  university;butheiswayward,dissipated,andunprincipled。Hewas
  nearlyexpelledoveracardscandalinhisfirstyear。Hehasbeen
  idlingallthisterm,andhemustlookforwardwithdreadtothe
  examination。”
  “Thenitishewhomyoususpect?“
  “Idarenotgosofarasthat。But,ofthethree,heisperhaps
  theleastunlikely。”
  “Exactly。Now,Mr。Soames,letushavealookatyourservant,
  Bannister。”
  Hewasalittle,white-faced,clean-shaven,grizzly-hairedfellowof
  fifty。Hewasstillsufferingfromthissuddendisturbanceofthe
  quietroutineofhislife。Hisplumpfacewastwitchingwithhis
  nervousness,andhisfingerscouldnotkeepstill。
  “Weareinvestigatingthisunhappybusiness,Bannister,“saidhis
  master。
  “Yes,sir。”
  “Iunderstand,“saidHolmes,“thatyouleftyourkeyinthedoor?“
  “Yes,sir。”
  “Wasitnotveryextraordinarythatyoushoulddothisonthevery
  daywhentherewerethesepapersinside?“
  “Itwasmostunfortunate,sir。ButIhaveoccasionallydonethesame
  thingatothertimes。”
  “Whendidyouentertheroom?“
  “Itwasabouthalf-pastfour。ThatisMr。Soames”teatime。”
  “Howlongdidyoustay?“
  “WhenIsawthathewasabsent,Iwithdrewatonce。”
  “Didyoulookatthesepapersonthetable?“
  “No,sir-certainlynot。”
  “Howcameyoutoleavethekeyinthedoor?“
  “Ihadthetea-trayinmyhand。IthoughtIwouldcomebackfor
  thekey。ThenIforgot。”
  “Hastheouterdooraspringlock?“
  “No,sir。”
  “Thenitwasopenallthetime?“
  “Yes,sir。”
  “Anyoneintheroomcouldgetout?“
  “Yes,sir。”
  “WhenMr。Soamesreturnedandcalledforyou,youwereverymuch
  disturbed?“
  “Yes,sir。Suchathinghasneverhappenedduringthemanyyears
  thatIhavebeenhere。Inearlyfainted,sir。”
  “SoIunderstand。Wherewereyouwhenyoubegantofeelbad?“
  “WherewasI,sir?Why,here,nearthedoor。”
  “Thatissingular,becauseyousatdowninthatchairoveryonder
  nearthecorner。Whydidyoupasstheseotherchairs?“
  “Idon”tknow,sir,itdidn”tmattertomewhereIsat。””Ireallydon”tthinkheknewmuchaboutit,Mr。Holmes。Hewas
  lookingverybad-quiteghastly。”
  “Youstayedherewhenyourmasterleft?“
  “Onlyforaminuteorso。ThenIlockedthedoorandwenttomy
  room。”
  “Whomdoyoususpect?“”Oh,Iwouldnotventuretosay,sir。Idon”tbelievethereisany
  gentlemaninthisuniversitywhoiscapableofprofitingbysuchan
  action。No,sir,I”llnotbelieveit。”
  “Thankyou,thatwilldo,“saidHolmes。“Oh,onemoreword。Youhave
  notmentionedtoanyofthethreegentlemenwhomyouattendthat
  anythingisamiss?“
  “No,sir-notaword。”
  “Youhaven”tseenanyofthem?“
  “No,sir。”
  “Verygood。Now,Mr。Soames,wewilltakeawalkinthe
  quadrangle,ifyouplease。”
  Threeyellowsquaresoflightshoneaboveusinthegatheringgloom。
  “Yourthreebirdsareallintheirnests,“saidHolmes,looking
  up。“Halloa!What”sthat?Oneofthemseemsrestlessenough。”
  ItwastheIndian,whosedarksilhouetteappearedsuddenlyupon
  hisblind。Hewaspacingswiftlyupanddownhisroom。
  “Ishouldliketohaveapeepateachofthem,“saidHolmes。“Is
  itpossible?“
  “Nodifficultyintheworld,“Soamesanswered。“Thissetofroomsis
  quitetheoldestinthecollege,anditisnotunusualforvisitorsto
  gooverthem。Comealong,andIwillpersonallyconductyou。”
  “Nonames,please!“saidHolmes,asweknockedatGilchrist”s
  door。Atall,flaxen-haired,slimyoungfellowopenedit,andmade
  uswelcomewhenheunderstoodourerrand。Thereweresomereally
  curiouspiecesofmediaevaldomesticarchitecturewithin。Holmeswas
  socharmedwithoneofthemthatheinsistedondrawingitinhis
  notebook,brokehispencil,hadtoborrowonefromourhostand
  finallyborrowedaknifetosharpenhisown。Thesamecuriousaccident
  happenedtohimintheroomsoftheIndian-asilent,little,
  book-nosedfellow,whoeyedusaskance,andwasobviouslygladwhen
  Holmes”sarchitecturalstudieshadcometoanend。Icouldnotsee
  thatineithercaseHolmeshadcomeupontheclueforwhichhewas
  searching。Onlyatthethirddidourvisitproveabortive。Theouter
  doorwouldnotopentoourknock,andnothingmoresubstantialthan
  atorrentofbadlanguagecamefrombehindit。“Idon”tcarewhoyou
  are。Youcangotoblazes!“roaredtheangryvoice。“Tomorrow”sthe
  exam,andIwon”tbedrawnbyanyone。”
  “Arudefellow,“saidourguide,flushingwithangeraswe
  withdrewdownthestair。“Ofcourse,hedidnotrealizethatitwas
  Iwhowasknocking,butnonethelesshisconductwasvery
  uncourteous,and,indeed,underthecircumstancesrathersuspicious。”
  Holmes”sresponsewasacuriousone。
  “Canyoutellmehisexactheight?“heasked。
  “Really,Mr。Holmes,Icannotundertaketosay。Heistallerthan
  theIndian,notsotallasGilchrist。Isupposefivefootsixwouldbe
  aboutit。”
  “Thatisveryimportant,“saidHolmes。“Andnow,Mr。Soames,I
  wishyougood-night。”
  Ourguidecriedaloudinhisastonishmentanddismay。“Good
  gracious,Mr。Holmes,youaresurelynotgoingtoleavemeinthis
  abruptfashion!Youdon”tseemtorealizetheposition。To-morrowis
  theexamination。Imusttakesomedefiniteactionto-night。Icannot
  allowtheexaminationtobeheldifoneofthepapershasbeen
  tamperedwith。Thesituationmustbefaced。”
  “Youmustleaveitasitis。Ishalldroproundearlyto-morrow
  morningandchatthematterover。ItispossiblethatImaybeina
  positionthentoindicatesomecourseofaction。Meanwhile,youchange
  nothing-nothingatall。”
  “Verygood,Mr。Holmes。”
  “Youcanbeperfectlyeasyinyourmind。Weshallcertainlyfind
  somewayoutofyourdifficulties。Iwilltaketheblackclaywithme,
  alsothepencilcuttings。Good-bye。”
  Whenwewereoutinthedarknessofthequadrangle,weagain
  lookedupatthewindows。TheIndianstillpacedhisroom。The
  otherswereinvisible。
  “Well,Watson,whatdoyouthinkofit?“Holmesasked,aswecame
  outintothemainstreet。“Quitealittleparlourgame-sortof
  three-cardtrick,isitnot?Thereareyourthreemen。Itmustbe
  oneofthem。Youtakeyourchoice。Whichisyours?“
  “Thefoul-mouthedfellowatthetop。Heistheonewiththeworst
  record。AndyetthatIndianwasaslyfellowalso。Whyshouldhebe
  pacinghisroomallthetime?“
  “Thereisnothinginthat。Manymendoitwhentheyaretryingto
  learnanythingbyheart。”
  “Helookedatusinaqueerway。”
  “Sowouldyou,ifaflockofstrangerscameinonyouwhenyou
  werepreparingforanexaminationnextday,andeverymomentwasof
  value。No,Iseenothinginthat。Pencils,too,andknives-allwas
  satisfactory。Butthatfellowdoespuzzleme。”
  “Who?“
  “Why,Bannister,theservant。What”shisgameinthematter?“
  “Heimpressedmeasbeingaperfectlyhonestman。”
  “Sohedidme。That”sthepuzzlingpart。Whyshouldaperfectly
  honestman-Well,well,here”salargestationer”s。Weshallbeginour
  researcheshere。”
  Therewereonlyfourstationersofanyconsequencesinthetown,and
  ateachHolmesproducedhispencilchips,andbidhighfora
  duplicate。Allwereagreedthatonecouldbeordered,butthatit
  wasnotausualsizeofpencilandthatitwasseldomkeptinstock。
  Myfrienddidnotappeartobedepressedbyhisfailure,but
  shruggedhisshouldersinhalf-humorousresignation。
  “Nogood,mydearWatson。This,thebestandonlyfinalclue,has
  runtonothing。But,indeed,Ihavelittledoubtthatwecanbuild
  upasufficientcasewithoutit。ByJove!mydearfellow,itisnearly
  nine,andthelandladybabbledofgreenpeasatseven-thirty。What
  withyoureternaltobacco,Watson,andyourirregularityatmeals,I
  expectthatyouwillgetnoticetoquit,andthatIshallshareyour
  downfall-not,however,beforewehavesolvedtheproblemofthe
  nervoustutor,thecarelessservant,andthethreeenterprising
  students。”
  Holmesmadenofurtherallusiontothematterthatday,thoughhe
  satlostinthoughtforalongtimeafterourbelateddinner。Ateight
  inthemorning,hecameintomyroomjustasIfinishedmytoilet。
  “Well,Watson,“saidhe,“itistimewewentdowntoSt。Luke”s。Can
  youdowithoutbreakfast?“
  “Certainly。”
  “Soameswillbeinadreadfulfidgetuntilweareabletotellhim
  somethingpositive。”
  “Haveyouanythingpositivetotellhim?“
  “Ithinkso。”
  “Youhaveformedaconclusion?“
  “Yes,mydearWatson,Ihavesolvedthemystery。”
  “Butwhatfreshevidencecouldyouhavegot?“
  “Aha!ItisnotfornothingthatIhaveturnedmyselfoutofbed
  attheuntimelyhourofsix。Ihaveputintwohours”hardworkand
  coveredatleastfivemiles,withsomethingtoshowforit。Lookat
  that!“
  Heheldouthishand。Onthepalmwerethreelittlepyramidsof
  black,doughyclay。
  “Why,Holmes,youhadonlytwoyesterday。”
  “Andonemorethismorning。Itisafairargumentthatwherever
  No。3camefromisalsothesourceofNos。1and2。Eh,Watson?
  Well,comealongandputfriendSoamesoutofhispain。”
  Theunfortunatetutorwascertainlyinastateofpitiableagitation
  whenwefoundhiminhischambers。Inafewhourstheexamination
  wouldcommence,andhewasstillinthedilemmabetweenmakingthe
  factspublicandallowingtheculprittocompeteforthevaluable
  scholarship。Hecouldhardlystandstillsogreatwashismental
  agitation,andherantowardsHolmeswithtwoeagerhands
  outstretched。
  “Thankheaventhatyouhavecome!Ifearedthatyouhadgivenit
  upindespair。WhatamItodo?Shalltheexaminationproceed?“
  “Yes,letitproceed,byallmeans。”
  “Butthisrascal?“
  “Heshallnotcompete。”
  “Youknowhim?“
  “Ithinkso。Ifthismatterisnottobecomepublic,wemustgive
  ourselvescertainpowersandresolveourselvesintoasmallprivate
  court-martial。Youthere,ifyouplease,Soames!Watsonyouhere!I”ll
  takethearmchairinthemiddle。Ithinkthatwearenow
  sufficientlyimposingtostriketerrorintoaguiltybreast。Kindly
  ringthebell!“
  Bannisterentered,andshrankbackinevidentsurpriseandfearat
  ourjudicialappearance。
  “Youwillkindlyclosethedoor,“saidHolmes。“Now,Bannister,will
  youpleasetellusthetruthaboutyesterday”sincident?“
  Themanturnedwhitetotherootsofhishair。
  “Ihavetoldyoueverything,sir。”
  “Nothingtoadd?“
  “Nothingatall,sir。”
  “Well,then,Imustmakesomesuggestionstoyou。Whenyousat
  downonthatchairyesterday,didyoudosoinordertoconcealsome
  objectwhichwouldhaveshownwhohadbeenintheroom?“
  Bannister”sfacewasghastly。
  “No,sir,certainlynot。”
  “Itisonlyasuggestion,“saidHolmes,suavely。“Ifranklyadmit
  thatIamunabletoproveit。Butitseemsprobableenough,since
  themomentthatMr。Soames”sbackwasturned,youreleasedthemanwho
  washidinginthatbedroom。”
  Bannisterlickedhisdrylips。
  “Therewasnoman,sir。”
  “Ah,that”sapity,Bannister。Uptonowyoumayhavespokenthe
  truth,butnowIknowthatyouhavelied。”
  Theman”sfacesetinsullendefiance。
  “Therewasnoman,sir。”
  “Come,come,Bannister!“
  “No,sir,therewasnoone。”
  “Inthatcase,youcangiveusnofurtherinformation。Wouldyou
  pleaseremainintheroom?Standovertherenearthebedroomdoor。
  Now,Soames,Iamgoingtoaskyoutohavethegreatkindnesstogoup
  totheroomofyoungGilchrist,andtoaskhimtostepdowninto
  yours。”
  Aninstantlaterthetutorreturned,bringingwithhimthe
  student。Hewasafinefigureofaman,tall,lithe,andagile,witha
  springystepandapleasant,openface。Histroubledblueeyesglanced
  ateachofus,andfinallyrestedwithanexpressionofblankdismay
  uponBannisterinthefarthercorner。
  “Justclosethedoor,“saidHolmes。“Now,Mr。Gilchrist,weare
  allquitealonehere,andnooneneedeverknowonewordofwhat
  passesbetweenus。Wecanbeperfectlyfrankwitheachother。We
  wanttoknow,Mr。Gilchrist,howyou,anhonourableman,evercame
  tocommitsuchanactionasthatofyesterday?“
  Theunfortunateyoungmanstaggeredback,andcastalookfullof
  horrorandreproachatBannister。
  “No,no,Mr。Gilchrist,sir,Ineversaidaword-neveroneword!“
  criedtheservant。
  “No,butyouhavenow,“saidHolmes。“Now,sir,youmustseethat
  afterBannister”swordsyourpositionishopeless,andthatyour
  onlychanceliesinafrankconfession。”
  ForamomentGilchrist,withupraisedhand,triedtocontrolhis
  writhingfeatures。Thenexthehadthrownhimselfonhisknees
  besidethetable,andburyinghisfaceinhishands,hehadburstinto
  astormofpassionatesobbing。
  “Come,come,“saidHolmes,kindly,“itishumantoerr,andatleast
  noonecanaccuseyouofbeingacallouscriminal。Perhapsitwouldbe
  easierforyouifIweretotellMr。Soameswhatoccurred,andyoucan
  checkmewhereIamwrong。ShallIdoso?Well,well,don”ttroubleto
  answer。Listen,andseethatIdoyounoinjustice。
  “Fromthemoment,Mr。Soames,thatyousaidtomethatnoone,not
  evenBannister,couldhavetoldthatthepaperswereinyourroom,the
  casebegantotakeadefiniteshapeinmymind。Theprinteronecould,
  ofcourse,dismiss。Hecouldexaminethepapersinhisownoffice。The
  IndianIalsothoughtnothingof。Iftheproofswereinaroll,he
  couldnotpossiblyknowwhattheywere。Ontheotherhand,itseemed
  anunthinkablecoincidencethatamanshoulddaretoentertheroom,
  andthatbychanceonthatverydaythepaperswereonthetable。I
  dismissedthat。Themanwhoenteredknewthatthepaperswerethere。
  Howdidheknow?
  “WhenIapproachedyourroom,Iexaminedthewindow。Youamusedme
  bysupposingthatIwascontemplatingthepossibilityofsomeone
  havinginbroaddaylight,undertheeyesofalltheseopposite
  rooms,forcedhimselfthroughit。Suchanideawasabsurd。Iwas
  measuringhowtallamanwouldneedtobeinordertosee,ashe
  passed,whatpaperswereonthecentraltable。Iamsixfeethigh,and
  Icoulddoitwithaneffort。Noonelessthanthatwouldhavea
  chance。AlreadyyouseeIhadreasontothinkthat,ifoneofyour
  threestudentswasamanofunusualheight,hewasthemostworth
  watchingofthethree。
  “Ientered,andItookyouintomyconfidenceastothe
  suggestionsofthesidetable。OfthecentretableIcouldmake
  nothing,untilinyourdescriptionofGilchristyoumentionedthat
  hewasalong-distancejumper。Thenthewholethingcametomeinan
  instant,andIonlyneededcertaincorroborativeproofs,whichI
  speedilyobtained。
  “Whathappenedwasthis:Thisyoungfellowhademployedhis
  afternoonattheathleticgrounds,wherehehadbeenpractisingthe
  jump。Hereturnedcarryinghisjumpingshoes,whichareprovided,as
  youareaware,withseveralsharpspikes。Ashepassedbyyour
  windowhesaw,bymeansofhisgreatheight,theseproofsuponyour
  table,andconjecturedwhattheywere。Noharmwouldhavebeendone
  haditnotbeenthat,ashepassedyourdoor,heperceivedthekey
  whichhadbeenleftbythecarelessnessofyourservant。Asudden
  impulsecameoverhimtoenter,andseeiftheywereindeedthe
  proofs。Itwasnotadangerousexploitforhecouldalwayspretend
  thathehadsimplylookedintoaskaquestion。
  “Well,whenhesawthattheywereindeedtheproofs,itwasthen
  thatheyieldedtotemptation。Heputhisshoesonthetable。Whatwas
  ityouputonthatchairnearthewindow?“
  “Gloves,“saidtheyoungman。
  HolmeslookedtriumphantlyatBannister。“Heputhisglovesonthe
  chair,andhetooktheproofs,sheetbysheet,tocopythem。He
  thoughtthetutormustreturnbythemaingateandthathewouldsee
  him。Asweknow,hecamebackbythesidegate。Suddenlyheheard
  himattheverydoor。Therewasnopossibleescape。Heforgothis
  glovesbuthecaughtuphisshoesanddartedintothebedroom。You
  observethatthescratchonthattableisslightatoneside,but
  deepensinthedirectionofthebedroomdoor。Thatinitselfisenough
  toshowusthattheshoehadbeendrawninthatdirection,andthat
  theculprithadtakenrefugethere。Theearthroundthespikehadbeen
  leftonthetable,andasecondsamplewasloosenedandfellinthe
  bedroom。ImayaddthatIwalkedouttotheathleticgroundsthis
  morning,sawthattenaciousblackclayisusedinthejumping-pit
  andcarriedawayaspecimenofit,togetherwithsomeofthefine
  tanorsawdustwhichisstrewnoverittopreventtheathletefrom
  slipping。HaveItoldthetruth,Mr。Gilchrist?“
  Thestudenthaddrawnhimselferect。
  “Yes,sir,itistrue,“saidhe。
  “Goodheavens!haveyounothingtoadd?“criedSoames。
  “Yes,sir,Ihave,buttheshockofthisdisgracefulexposurehas
  bewilderedme。Ihavealetterhere,Mr。Soames,whichIwroteto
  youearlythismorninginthemiddleofarestlessnight。Itwas
  beforeIknewthatmysinhadfoundmeout。Hereitis,sir。You
  willseethatIhavesaid,”Ihavedeterminednottogoinforthe
  examination。IhavebeenofferedacommissionintheRhodesianPolice,
  andIamgoingouttoSouthAfricaatonce。”“
  “Iamindeedpleasedtohearthatyoudidnotintendtoprofitby
  yourunfairadvantage,“saidSoames。“Butwhydidyouchangeyour
  purpose?“
  GilchristpointedtoBannister。
  “Thereisthemanwhosetmeintherightpath,“saidhe。
  “Comenow,Bannister,“saidHolmes。“Itwillbecleartoyou,from
  whatIhavesaid,thatonlyyoucouldhaveletthisyoungmanout,
  sinceyouwereleftintheroom,andmusthavelockedthedoorwhen
  youwentout。Astohisescapingbythatwindow,itwasincredible。
  Canyounotclearupthelastpointinthismystery,andtellusthe
  reasonsforyouraction?“
  “Itwassimpleenough,sir,ifyouonlyhadknown,but,withall
  yourcleverness,itwasimpossiblethatyoucouldknow。Timewas,sir,
  whenIwasbutlertooldSirJabezGilchrist,thisyounggentleman”s
  father。WhenhewasruinedIcametothecollegeasservant,butI
  neverforgotmyoldemployerbecausehewasdownintheworld。I
  watchedhissonallIcouldforthesakeoftheolddays。Well,sir,
  whenIcameintothisroomyesterday,whenthealarmwasgiven,the
  veryfirstthingIsawwasMr。Gilchrist”stangloveslyinginthat
  chair。Iknewthosegloveswell,andIunderstoodtheirmessage。If
  Mr。Soamessawthem,thegamewasup。Ifloppeddownintothat
  chair,andnothingwouldbudgemeuntilMr。Soameswentforyou。
  Thenoutcamemypooryoungmaster,whomIhaddandledonmyknee,and
  confesseditalltome。Wasn”titnatural,sir,thatIshouldsave
  him,andwasn”titnaturalalsothatIshouldtrytospeaktohimas
  hisdeadfatherwouldhavedone,andmakehimunderstandthathecould
  notprofitbysuchadeed?Couldyoublameme,sir?“
  “No,indeed,“saidHolmes,heartily,springingtohisfeet。“Well,
  Soames,Ithinkwehaveclearedyourlittleproblemup,andour
  breakfastsawaitsusathome。Come,Watson!Astoyou,sir,Itrust
  thatabrightfutureawaitsyouinRhodesia。Foronceyouhave
  fallenlow。Letussee,inthefuture,howhighyoucanrise。”-
  THEEND。
  1927
  SHERLOCKHOLMES
  THEADVENTUREOFTHEVEILEDLODGER
  bySirArthurConanDoyle
  WhenoneconsidersthatMr。SherlockHolmeswasinactivepractice
  fortwenty-threeyears,andthatduringseventeenoftheseIwas
  allowedtocooperatewithhimandtokeepnotesofhisdoings,itwill
  beclearthatIhaveamassofmaterialatmycommand。Theproblemhas
  alwaysbeennottofindbuttochoose。Thereisthelongrowof
  year-bookswhichfillashelf,andtherearethedispatch-casesfilled
  withdocuments,aperfectquarryforthestudentnotonlyofcrimebut
  ofthesocialandofficialscandalsofthelateVictorianera。
  Concerningtheselatter,Imaysaythatthewritersofagonized
  letters,whobegthatthehonouroftheirfamiliesorthereputation
  offamousforebearsmaynotbetouched,havenothingtofear。The
  discretionandhighsenseofprofessionalhonourwhichhavealways
  distinguishedmyfriendarestillatworkinthechoiceofthese
  memoirs,andnoconfidencewillbeabused。Ideprecate,however,in
  thestrongestwaytheattemptswhichhavebeenmodelatelytogetat
  andtodestroythesepapers。Thesourceoftheseoutragesisknown,
  andiftheyarerepeatedIhaveMr。Holmes”sauthorityforsayingthat
  thewholestoryconcerningthepolitician,thelighthouse,andthe
  trainedcormorantwillbegiventothepublic。Thereisatleastone
  readerwhowillunderstand。
  Itisnotreasonabletosupposethateveryoneofthesecasesgave
  Holmestheopportunityofshowingthosecuriousgiftsofinstinct
  andobservationwhichIhaveendeavouredtosetfourthinthese
  memoirs。Sometimeshehadwithmuchefforttopickthefruit,
  sometimesitfelleasilyintohislap。Butthemostterriblehuman
  tragedieswereofteninvolvedinthosecaseswhichbroughthimthe
  fewestpersonalopportunities,anditisoneofthesewhichInow
  desiretorecord。Intellingit,Ihavemadeaslightchangeofname
  andplace,butotherwisethefactsareasstated。
  Oneforenoon-itwaslatein1896-Ireceivedahurriednotefrom
  Holmesaskingformyattendance。WhenIarrivedIfoundhimseated
  inasmoke-ladenatmosphere,withallelderly,motherlywomanofthe
  buxomlandladytypeinthecorrespondingchairinfrontofhim。
  “ThisisMrs。Merrilow,ofSouthBrixton,“saidmyfriendwitha
  waveofthehand。“Mrs。Merrilowdoesnotobjecttotobacco,Watson,
  ifyouwishtoindulgeyourfilthyhabits。Mrs。Merrilowhasan
  interestingstorytotellwhichmaywellleadtofurther
  developmentsinwhichyourpresencemaybeuseful。”
  “AnythingIcando-“
  “Youwillunderstand,Mrs。Merrilow,thatifIcometoMrs。RonderI
  shouldprefertohaveawitness。Youwillmakeherunderstandthat
  beforewearrive。”
  “Lordblessyou,Mr。Holmes,“saidourvisitor,“sheisthatanxious
  toseeyouthatyoumightbringthewholeparishatyourheals!“
  “Thenweshallcomeearlyintheafternoon。Letusseethatwe
  haveourfactscorrectbeforewestart。Ifwegooverthemitwill
  helpDr。Watsontounderstandthesituation。YousaythatMrs。
  Ronderhasbeenyourlodgerforsevenyearsandthatyouhaveonly
  onceseenherface。”
  “AndIwishtoGodIhadnot!“saidMrs。Merrilow。
  “Itwas,Iunderstand,terriblymutilated。”
  “Well,Mr。Holmes,youwouldhardlysayitwasafaceatall。That”s
  howitlooked。Ourmilkmangotaglimpseofheroncepeepingoutof
  theupperwindow,andhedroppedhistinandthemilkalloverthe
  frontgarden。thatisthekindoffaceitis。WhenIsawher-I
  happenedonherunawares-shecoveredupquick,andthenshesaid,”Now,Mrs。Merrilow,youknowatlastwhyitisthatIneverraise
  myveil。”“
  “Doyouknowanythingaboutherhistory?“
  “Nothingatall。”
  “Didshegivereferenceswhenshecame?“
  “No,sir,butshegavehardcash,andplentyofit。Aquarter”srent
  rightdownonthetableinadvanceandnoarguingaboutterms。In
  thesetimesapoorwomanlikemecan”taffordtoturndownachance
  likethat。”
  “Didshegiveanyreasonforchoosingyourhouse?“
  “Minestandswellbackfromtheroadandismoreprivatethan
  most。Then,again,Ionlytaketheone,andIhavenofamilyofmy
  own。Ireckonshehadtriedothersandfoundthatminesuitedher
  best。It”sprivacysheisafter,andsheisreadytopayforit。”
  “Yousaythatshenevershowedherfacefromfirsttolastsaveon
  theoneaccidentaloccasion。Well,itisaveryremarkablestory,most
  remarkable,andIdon”twonderthatyouwantitexamined。”
  “Idon”t,Mr。Holmes。IamquitesatisfiedsolongasIgetmyrent。
  Youcouldnothaveaquieterlodger,oronewhogiveslesstrouble。”
  “Thenwhathasbroughtmatterstoahead?“
  “Herhealth,Mr。Holmes。Sheseemstobewastingaway。Andthere”s
  somethingterribleonhermind。”Murder!”shecries。”Murder!”And
  onceIheardher:”Youcruelbeast!Youmonster!”shecried。Itwasin
  thenight,anditfairrangthroughthehouseandsenttheshivers
  throughme。SoIwenttoherinthemorning。”Mrs。Ronder”Isays,”ifyouhaveanythingthatistroublingyoursoul,there”sthe
  clergy”Isays,”andthere”sthepolice。Betweenthemyoushould
  getsomehelp。””ForGod”ssake,notthepolice!”saysshe,”andthe
  clergycan”tchangewhatispast。Andyet”shesays,”itwouldease
  mymindifsomeoneknewthetruthbeforeIdied。””Well”saysI,”ifyouwon”thavetheregulars,thereisthisdetectivemanwhatwe
  readabout”-beggin”yourpardon,Mr。Holmes。Andshe,shefairjumped
  atit。”That”stheman”saysshe。”IwonderIneverthoughtofit
  before。Bringhimhere,Mrs。Merrilow,andifhewon”tcome,tell
  himIamthewifeofRonder”swildbeastshow。Saythat,andgive
  himthenameAbbasParva。Hereitisasshewroteit,AbbasParva。”Thatwillbringhimifhe”sthemanIthinkheis。”“
  “Anditwill,too,“remarkedHolmes。“Verygood,Mrs。Merrilow。I
  shouldliketohavealittlechatwithDr。Watson。Thatwillcarry
  ustilllunch-time。Aboutthreeo”clockyoumayexpecttoseeusat
  yourhouseinBrixton。”
  Ourvisitorhadnosoonerwaddledoutoftheroom-nootherverbcan
  describeMrs。Merrilow”smethodofprogression-thanSherlockHolmes
  threwhimselfwithfierceenergyuponthepileofcommonplacebooksin
  thecorner。Forafewminutestherewasaconstantswishofthe
  leaves,andthenwithagruntofsatisfactionhecameuponwhathe
  sought。Soexcitedwashethathedidnotrise,butsatuponthefloor
  likesomestrangeBuddha,withcrossedlegs,thehugebooksall
  roundhim,andoneopenuponhisknees。
  “Thecaseworriedmeatthetime,Watson。Herearemymarginalnotes
  toproveit。IconfessthatIcouldmakenothingofit。AndyetI
  wasconvincedthatthecoronerwaswrong。Haveyounorecollection
  oftheAbbasParvatragedy?“
  “None,Holmes。”
  “Andyetyouwerewithmethen。Butcertainlymyownimpression
  wasverysuperficial。Fortherewasnothingtogoby,andnoneof
  thepartieshadengagedmyservices。Perhapsyouwouldcaretoread
  thepapers?“
  “Couldyounotgivemethepoints?“
  “Thatisveryeasilydone。Itwillprobablycomebacktoyourmemory
  asItalk。Ronder,ofcourse,wasahouseholdword。Hewastherival
  ofWombwell,andofSanger,oneofthegreatestshowmenofhisday。
  Thereisevidence,however,thathetooktodrink,andthatbothhe
  andhisshowwereonthedowngradeatthetimeofthegreat
  tragedy。ThecaravanhadhaltedforthenightatAbbasParva,whichis
  asmallvillageinBerkshire,whenthishorroroccurred。Theywere
  ontheirwaytoWimbledon,travellingbyroad,andtheyweresimply
  campingandnotexhibiting,astheplaceissosmallaonethatit
  wouldnothavepaidthemtoopen。
  “TheyhadamongtheirexhibitsaveryfineNorthAfricanlion。
  SaharaKingwasitsname,anditwasthehabit,bothofRonderandhis
  wife,togiveexhibitionsinsideitscage。Here,yousee,isa
  photographoftheperformancebywhichyouwillperceivethatRonder
  wasahugeporcinepersonandthathiswifewasaverymagnificent
  woman。Itwasdeposedattheinquestthattherehadbeensomesigns
  thatthelionwasdangerous,but,asusual,familiaritybegat
  contempt,andnonoticewastakenofthefact。
  “ItwasusualforeitherRonderorhiswifetofeedthelionat
  night。Sometimesonewent,sometimesboth,buttheyneverallowed
  anyoneelsetodoit,fortheybelievedthatsolongastheywere
  thefood-carriershewouldregardthemasbenefactorsandwould
  nevermolestthem。Onthisparticularnight,sevenyearsago,they
  bothwent,andaveryterriblehappeningfollowed,thedetailsof
  whichhaveneverbeenmadeclear。
  “Itseemsthatthewholecampwasrousednearmidnightbythe
  roarsoftheanimalandthescreamsofthewoman。Thedifferentgrooms
  andemployeesrushedfromtheirtents,carryinglanterns,andbytheir
  lightanawfulsightwasrevealed。Ronderlay,withthebackofhis
  headcrushedinanddeepclaw-marksacrosshisscalp,sometenyards
  fromthecage,whichwasopen。Closetothedoorofthecagelay
  Mrs。Ronderuponherback,withthecreaturesquattingandsnarling
  aboveher。Ithadtornherfaceinsuchafashionthatitwasnever
  thoughtthatshecouldlive。Severalofthecircusmen,headedby
  Leonardo,thestrongman,andGriggs,theclown,drovethecreature
  offwithpoles,uponwhichitsprangbackintothecageandwasat
  oncelockedin。Howithadgotloosewasamystery。Itwasconjectured
  thatthepairintendedtoenterthecage,butthatwhenthedoorwas
  loosedthecreatureboundedoutuponthem。Therewasnootherpointof
  interestintheevidencesavethatthewomaninadeliriumofagony
  keptscreaming,”Coward!Coward!”asshewascarriedbacktothevan
  inwhichtheylived。Itwassixmonthsbeforeshewasfittogive
  evidence,buttheinquestwasdulyheld,withtheobviousverdictof
  deathfrommisadventure。
  “Whatalternativecouldbeconceived?“saidI。
  “Youmaywellsayso。Andyettherewereoneortwopointswhich
  worriedyoungEdmunds,oftheBerkshireConstabulary。Asmartlad
  that!HewassentlatertoAllanabad。ThatwashowIcameintothe
  matter,forhedroppedinandsmokedapipeortwooverit。”
  “Athin,yellow-hairedman?“
  “Exactly。Iwassureyouwouldpickupthetrailpresently。”
  “Butwhatworriedhim?“
  “Well,wewerebothworried。Itwassodeucedlydifficultto
  reconstructtheaffair。Lookatitfromthelion”spointofview。He
  isliberated。Whatdoeshedo?Hetakeshalfadozenboundsforward,
  whichbringshimtoRonder。Ronderturnstofly-theclaw-markswere
  onthebackofhishead-butthelionstrikeshimdown。Then,
  insteadofboundingonandescaping,hereturnstothewoman,who
  wasclosetothecage,andheknocksheroverandchewsherfaceup。
  Then,again,thosecriesofherswouldseemtoimplythather
  husbandhadinsomewayfailedher。Whatcouldthepoordevilhave
  donetohelpher?Youseethedifficulty?“
  “Quite。”
  “Andthentherewasanotherthing。ItcomesbacktomenowasI
  thinkitover。Therewassomeevidencethatjustatthetimethe
  lionroaredandthewomanscreamed,amanbeganshoutinginterror。”
  “ThismanRonder,nodoubt。”
  “Well,ifhisskullwassmashedinyouwouldhardlyexpecttohear
  fromhimagain。Therewereatleasttwowitnesseswhospokeofthe
  criesofamanbeingmingledwiththoseofawoman。”
  “Ishouldthinkthewholecampwascryingoutbythen。Astothe
  otherpoints,IthinkIcouldsuggestasolution。”
  “Ishouldbegladtoconsiderit。”
  “Thetwoweretogether,tenyardsfromthecage,whentheliongot
  loose。Themanturnedandwasstruckdown。Thewomanconceivedthe
  ideaofgettingintothecageandshuttingthedoor。Itwasheronly
  refuge。Shemadeforit,andjustasshereacheditthebeast
  boundedafterherandknockedherover。Shewasangrywithherhusband
  forhavingencouragedthebeast”sragebyturning。Iftheyhadfaced
  ittheymighthavecowedit。Hencehercriesof”Coward!”“
  “Brilliant,Watson!Onlyoneflawinyourdiamond。”
  “Whatistheflaw,Holmes?“
  “Iftheywerebothtenpacesfromthecage,howcamethebeastto
  getloose?“
  “Isitpossiblethattheyhadsomeenemywholoosedit?“
  “Andwhyshoulditattackthemsavagelywhenitwasinthehabit
  ofplayingwiththem,anddoingtrickswiththeminsidethecage?“
  “Possiblythesameenemyhaddonesomethingtoenrageit。”
  Holmeslookedthoughtfulandremainedinsilenceforsomemoments。
  “Well,Watson,thereisthistobesaidforyourtheory。Ronder
  wasamanofmanyenemies。Edmundstoldmethatinhiscupshewas
  horrible。Ahugebullyofaman,hecursedandslashedateveryonewho
  cameinhisway。Iexpectthosecriesaboutamonster,ofwhichour
  visitorhasspoken,werenocturnalreminiscencesofthedeardeparted。
  However,ourspeculationsarefutileuntilwehaveallthefacts。
  Thereisacoldpartridgeonthesideboard,Watson,andabottleof
  Montrachet。Letusrenewourenergiesbeforewemakeafreshcallupon
  them。”
  WhenourhansomdepositedusatthehouseofMrs。Merrilow,wefound
  thatplumpladyblockinguptheopendoorofherhumblebutretired
  abode。Itwasveryclearthatherchiefpreoccupationwaslestshe
  shouldloseavaluablelodger,andsheimploredus,beforeshowing
  usup,tosayanddonothingwhichcouldleadtosoundesirablean
  end。Then,havingreassuredher,wefollowedherupthestraight,
  badlycarpetedstaircaseandwereshownintotheroomofthe
  mysteriouslodger。
  Itwasaclose,musty,ill-ventilatedplace,asmightbeexpected,
  sinceitsinmateseldomleftit。Fromkeepingbeastsinacage,the
  womanseemed,bysomeretributionoffate,tohavebecomeherselfa
  beastinacage。Shesatnowinabrokenarmchairintheshadowy
  corneroftheroom。Longyearsofinactionhadcoarsenedthelines
  ofherfigure,butatsomeperioditmusthavebeenbeautiful,andwas
  stillfullandvoluptuous。Athickdarkveilcoveredherface,but
  itwascutoffcloseatherupperlipanddisclosedaperfectlyshaped
  mouthandadelicatelyroundedchin。Icouldwellconceivethatshe
  hadindeedbeenaveryremarkablewoman。Hervoice,too,waswell
  modulatedandpleasing。
  “Mynameisnotunfamiliartoyou,Mr。Holmes,“saidshe。“Ithought
  thatitwouldbringyou。”
  “Thatisso,madam,thoughIdonotknowhowyouareawarethatI
  wasinterestedinyourcase。”
  “IlearneditwhenIhadrecoveredmyhealthandwasexaminedbyMr。
  Edmunds,thecountydetective。IfearIliedtohim。Perhapsit
  wouldhavebeenwiserhadItoldthetruth。”
  “Itisusuallywisertotellthetruth。Butwhydidyoulietohim?“
  “Becausethefateofsomeoneelsedependeduponit。Iknowthathe
  wasaveryworthlessbeing,andyetIwouldnothavehisdestruction
  uponmyconscience。Wehadbeensoclose-soclose!“
  “Buthasthisimpedimentbeenremoved?“
  “Yes,sir。thepersonthatIalludetoisdead。”
  “Thenwhyshouldyounotnowtellthepoliceanythingyouknow?“
  “Becausethereisanotherpersontobeconsidered。Thatotherperson
  ismyself。Icouldnotstandthescandalandpublicitywhichwould
  comefromapoliceexamination。Ihavenotlongtolive,butIwishto
  dieundisturbed。AndyetIwantedtofindonemanofjudgmentto
  whomIcouldtellmyterriblestory,sothatwhenIamgoneall
  mightbeunderstood。”
  “Youcomplimentme,madam。Atthesametime,Iamaresponsible
  person。IdonotpromiseyouthatwhenyouhavespokenImaynot
  myselfthinkitmydutytoreferthecasetothepolice。”
  “Ithinknot,Mr。Holmes。Iknowyourcharacterandmethodstoo
  well,forIhavefollowedyourworkforsomeyears。Readingisthe
  onlypleasurewhichfatehasleftme,andImisslittlewhichpasses
  intheworld。Butinanycase,Iwilltakemychanceoftheuse
  whichyoumaymakeofmytragedy。Itwillcasemymindtotellit。”
  “MyfriendandIwouldbegladtohearit。”
  Thewomanroseandtookfromadrawerthephotographofaman。He
  wasclearlyaprofessionalacrobat,amanofmagnificentphysique,
  takenwithhishugearmsfoldedacrosshisswollenchestandasmile
  breakingfromunderhisheavymoustache-theself-satisfiedsmileof
  themanofmanyconquests。
  “ThatisLeonardo,“shesaid。
  “Leonardo,thestrongman,whogaveevidence?“
  “Thesame。Andthis-thisismyhusband。”
  Itwasadreadfulface-ahumanpig,orratherahumanwildboar,
  foritwasformidableinitsbestiality。Onecouldimaginethatvile
  mouthchampingandfoaminginitsrage,andonecouldconceivethose
  small,viciouseyesdartingpuremalignancyastheylookedforth
  upontheworld。Ruffian,bully,beast-itwasallwrittenonthat
  heavy-jowledface。
  “Thosetwopictureswillhelpyou,gentlemen,tounderstandthe
  story。Iwasapoorcircusgirlbroughtuponthesawdust,anddoing
  springsthroughthehoopbeforeIwasten。WhenIbecameawoman
  thismanlovedme,ifsuchlustashiscanbecalledlove,andinan
  evilmomentIbecamehiswife。FromthatdayIwasinhell,andhethe
  devilwhotormentedme。Therewasnooneintheshowwhodidnot
  knowofhistreatment。Hedesertedmeforothers。Hetiedmedown
  andlashedmewithhisriding-whipwhenIcomplained。Theyall
  pitiedmeandtheyallloathedhim,butwhatcouldtheydo?They
  fearedhim,oneandall。Forhewasterribleatalltimes,and
  murderouswhenhewasdrunk。Againandagainhewashadupfor
  assault,andforcrueltytothebeasts,buthehadplentyofmoneyand
  thefineswerenothingtohim。Thebestmenallleftus,andthe
  showbegantogodownhill。ItwasonlyLeonardoandIwhokeptit
  up-withlittleJimmyGriggs,theclown。Poordevil,hehadnotmuch
  tobefunnyabout,buthedidwhathecouldtoboldthingstogether。
  “ThenLeonardocamemoreandmoreintomylife。Youseewhathe
  waslike。Iknownowthepoorspiritthatwashiddeninthat
  splendidbody,butcomparedtomyhusbandheseemedliketheangel
  Gabriel。Hepitiedmeandhelpedme,tillatlastourintimacy
  turnedtolove-deep,deep,passionatelove,suchloveasIhad
  dreamedofbutneverhopedtofeel。Myhusbandsuspectedit,butI
  thinkthathewasacowardaswellasabully,andthatLeonardowas
  theonemanthathewasafraidof。Hetookrevengeinhisownwayby
  torturingmemorethanever。OnenightmycriesbroughtLeonardoto
  thedoorofourvan。Wewereneartragedythatnight,andsoonmy
  loverandIunderstoodthatitcouldnotbeavoided。Myhusbandwas
  notfittolive。Weplannedthatheshoulddie。
  “Leonardohadaclever,schemingbrain。Itwashewhoplannedit。
  Idonotsaythattoblamehim,forIwasreadytogowithhimevery
  inchoftheway。ButIshouldneverhavehadthewittothinkof
  suchaplan。Wemadeaclub-Leonardomadeit-andintheleaden
  headliefastenedfivelongsteelnails,thepointsoutward,withjust
  suchaspreadasthelion”spaw。Thiswastogivemyhusbandhis
  death-blow,andyettoleavetheevidencethatitwasthelionwhich
  wewouldloosewhohaddonethedeed。
  “Itwasapitch-darknightwhenmyhusbandandIwentdown,aswas
  ourcustom,tofeedthebeast。Wecarriedwithustherawmeatina
  zincpail。Leonardowaswaitingatthecornerofthebigvanwhich
  weshouldhavetopassbeforewereachedthecage。Hewastooslow,
  andwewalkedpasthimbeforehecouldstrike,buthefolloweduson
  tiptoeandIheardthecrashastheclubsmashedmyhusband”sskull。
  Myheartleapedwithjoyatthesound。Isprangforward,andIundid
  thecatchwhichheldthedoorofthegreatlion”scage。
  “Andthentheterriblethinghappened。Youmayhaveheardhow
  quickthesecreaturesaretoscenthumanblood,andhowitexcites
  them。Somestrangeinstincthadtoldthecreatureinoneinstant
  thatahumanbeinghadbeenslain。AsIslippedthebarsitbounced
  outandwasonmeinaninstant。Leonardocouldhavesavedme。Ifhe
  hadrushedforwardandstruckthebeastwithhisclubhemighthave
  cowedit。Butthemanlosthisnerve。Iheardhimshoutinhisterror,
  andthenIsawhimturnandfly。Atthesameinstanttheteethof
  thelionmetinmyface。Itshot,filthybreathhadalreadypoisoned
  meandIwashardlyconsciousofpain。WiththepalmsofmyhandsI
  triedtopushthegreatsteaming,blood-stainedjawsawayfromme,and
  Iscreamedforhelp。Iwasconsciousthatthecampwasstirring,and
  thendimlyIrememberedagroupofmen。Leonardo,Griggs,and
  others,draggingmefromunderthecreature”spaws。Thatwasmylast
  memory,Mr。Holmes,formanyawearymonth。WhenIcametomyself
  andsawmyselfinthemirror,Icursedthatlion-oh,howIcursed
  him!-notbecausehehadtornawaymybeautybutbecausehehadnot
  tornawaymylife。Ihadbutonedesire,Mr。Holmes,andIhad
  enoughmoneytogratifyit。ItwasthatIshouldcovermyselfso
  thatmypoorfaceshouldbeseenbynone,andthatIshoulddwell
  wherenonewhomIhadeverknownshouldfindme。Thatwasallthatwas
  lefttometodo-andthatiswhatIhavedone。Apoorwoundedbeast
  thathascrawledintoitsholetodie-thatistheendofEugenia
  Ronder。”
  Wesatinsilenceforsometimeaftertheunhappywomanhadtoldher
  story。ThenHolmesstretchedouthislongarmandpattedherhandwith
  suchashowofsympathyasIhadseldomknownhimtoexhibit。
  “Poorgirl!“hesaid。“Poorgirl!Thewaysoffateareindeedhard
  tounderstand。Ifthereisnotsomecompensationhereafter,thenthe
  worldisacrueljest。ButwhatofthismanLeonardo?“
  “Ineversawhimorheardfromhimagain。PerhapsIhavebeen
  wrongtofeelsobitterlyagainsthim。Hemightassoonhavelovedone
  ofthefreakswhomwecarriedroundthecountryasthethingwhichthe
  lionhadleft。Butawoman”sloveisnotsoeasilysetaside。Hehad
  leftmeunderthebeast”sclaws,hehaddesertedmeinmyneed,and
  yetIcouldnotbringmyselftogivehimtothegallows。Formyself,I
  carednothingwhatbecameofme。Whatcouldbemoredreadfulthanmy
  actuallife?ButIstoodbetweenLeonardoandhisfate。”
  “Andheisdead?“
  “HewasdrownedlastmonthwhenbathingnearMargate。Isawhis
  deathinthepaper。
  “Andwhatdidhedowiththisfive-clawedclub,whichisthemost
  singularandingeniouspartofallyourstory?“
  “Icannottell,Mr。Holmes。Thereisachalk-pitbythecamp,witha
  deepgreenpoolatthebaseofit。Perhapsinthedepthsofthat
  pool-“
  “Well,well,itisoflittleconsequencenow。Thecaseisclosed。”
  “Yes,“saidthewoman,“thecaseisclosed。”
  Wehadrisentogo,buttherewassomethinginthewoman”svoice
  whicharrestedHolmes”sattention。Heturnedswiftlyuponher。
  “Yourlifeisnotyourown,“hesaid。“Keepyourhandsoffit。”
  “Whatuseisittoanyone?“
  “Howcanyoutell?theexampleofpatientsufferingisinitselfthe
  mostpreciousofalllessonstoanimpatientworld。”
  Thewoman”sanswerwasaterribleone。Sheraisedherveiland
  steppedforwardintothelight。
  “Iwonderifyouwouldbearit,“shesaid。
  Itwashorrible。Nowordscandescribetheframeworkofaface
  whenthefaceitselfisgone。Twolivingandbeautifulbrowneyes
  lookingsadlyoutfromthatgrislyruindidbutmaketheviewmore
  awful。Holmeshelduphishandinagestureofpityandprotest,and
  togetherwelefttheroom。
  Twodayslater,whenIcalleduponmyfriend,hepointedwithsome
  pridetoasmallbluebottleuponhismantelpiece。Ipickeditup。
  Therewasaredpoisonlabel。ApleasantalmondyodourrosewhenI
  openedit。
  “Prussicacid?“saidI。
  “Exactly。Itcamebypost。”Isendyoumytemptation。Iwill
  followyouradvice。”Thatwasthemessage。Ithink,Watson,wecan
  guessthenameofthebravewomanwhosentit。”-
  THEEND。
  1908
  SHERLOCKHOLMES
  THEADVENTUREOFWISTERIALODGE
  bySirArthurConanDoyle
  1。TheSingularExperienceofMr。JohnScottEccles
  Ifinditrecordedinmynotebookthatitwasableakandwindyday,
  towardstheendofMarchintheyear1892。Holmeshadreceiveda
  telegramwhilewesatatourlunch,andhehadscribbledareply。He
  madenoremark,butthematterremainedinhisthoughts,forhe
  stoodinfrontofthefireafterwardswithathoughtfulface,
  smokinghispipe,andcastinganoccasionalglanceatthemessage。
  Suddenlyheturneduponmewithamischievoustwinkleinhiseyes。
  “Isuppose,Watson,Wemustlookuponyouasamanofletters,“said
  he。“Howdoyoudefinetheword”grotesque”?“
  “Strange-remarkable,“Isuggested。
  Heshookhisheadatmydefinition。
  “Thereissurelysomethingmorethanthat,“saidhe;“some
  underlyingsuggestionofthetragicandtheterrible。Ifyoucastyour
  mindbacktosomeofthosenarrativeswithwhichyouhaveafflicted
  along-sufferingpublic,youwillrecognizehowoftenthegrotesque
  hasdeepenedintothecriminal。Thinkofthatlittleaffairofthe
  red-headedmen。Thatwasgrotesqueenoughintheoutsetandyetit
  endedinadesperateattemptatrobbery。Or,again,therewasthat
  mostgrotesqueaffairofthefiveorangepips,whichledstraighttoa
  murderousconspiracy。Thewordputsmeonthealert。”
  “Haveyouitthere?“Iasked。
  Hereadthetelegramaloud。
  “Havejusthadmostincredibleandgrotesqueexperience。MayI
  consultyou?“
  “SCOTTECCLES,
  “Post-Office,CharingCross。”
  “Manorwoman?“Iasked。
  “Oh,man,ofcourse。Nowomanwouldeversendareply-paidtelegram。
  Shewouldhavecome。”
  “Willyouseehim?“
  “MydearWatson,youknowhowboredIhavebeensincewelockedup
  ColonelCarruthers。Mymindislikearacingengine,tearingitselfto
  piecesbecauseitisnotconnectedupwiththeworkforwhichitwas
  built。Lifeiscommonplace;thepapersaresterile;audacityand
  romanceseemtohavepassedforeverfromthecriminalworld。Canyou
  askme,then,whetherIamreadytolookintoanynewproblem,however
  trivialitmayprove?Buthere,unlessIammistaken,isourclient。”
  Ameasuredstepwashearduponthestairs,andamomentlatera
  stout,tall,gray-whiskeredandsolemnlyrespectablepersonwas
  usheredintotheroom。Hislifehistorywaswritteninhisheavy
  featuresandpompousmanner。Fromhisspatstohisgold-rimmed
  spectacleshewasaConservative,achurchman,agoodcitizen,
  orthodoxandconventionaltothelastdegree。Butsomeamazing
  experiencehaddisturbedhisnativecomposureandleftitstracesin
  hisbristlinghair,hisflushed,angrycheeks,andhisflurried,
  excitedmanner。Heplungedinstantlyintohisbusiness。
  “Ihavehadamostsingularandunpleasantexperience,Mr。
  Holmes,“saidhe。“NeverinmylifehaveIbeenplacedinsucha
  situation。Itismostimproper-mostoutrageous。Imustinsistupon
  someexplanation。”Heswelledandpuffedinhisanger。
  “Praysitdown,Mr。ScottEccles,“saidHolmesinasoothing
  voice。“MayIask,inthefirstplace,whyyoucametomeatall?“
  “Well,sir,itdidnotappeartobeamatterwhichconcernedthe
  police,andyet,whenyouhaveheardthefacts,youmustadmitthat
  Icouldnotleaveitwhereitwas。Privatedetectivesareaclasswith
  whomIhaveabsolutelynosympathy,butnonetheless,havingheard
  yourname-“
  “Quiteso。But,inthesecondplace,whydidyounotcomeatonce?“
  “Whatdoyoumean?“
  Holmesglancedathiswatch。
  “Itisaquarter-pasttwo,“hesaid。“Yourtelegramwasdispatched
  aboutone。Butnoonecanglanceatyourtoiletandattirewithout
  seeingthatyourdisturbancedatesfromthemomentofyourwaking。”
  Ourclientsmootheddownhisunbrushedhairandfelthisunshaven
  chin。
  “Youareright,Mr。Holmes。Inevergaveathoughttomytoilet。I
  wasonlytoogladtogetoutofsuchahouse。ButIhavebeen
  runningroundmakinginquiriesbeforeIcametoyou。Iwenttothe
  houseagents,youknow,andtheysaidthatMr。Garcia”srentwas
  paidupallrightandthateverythingwasinorderatWisteriaLodge。”
  “Come,come,sir,“saidHolmes,laughing。“Youarelikemyfriend,
  Dr。Watson,whohasabadhabitoftellinghisstorieswrongend
  foremost。Pleasearrangeyourthoughtsandletmeknow,intheirdue
  sequence,exactlywhatthoseeventsarewhichhavesentyouout
  unbrushedandunkempt,withdressbootsandwaistcoatbuttonedawry,
  insearchofadviceandassistance。”
  Ourclientlookeddownwitharuefulfaceathisown
  unconventionalappearance。
  “I”msureitmustlookverybad,Mr。Holmes,andIamnotawarethat
  inmywholelifesuchathinghaseverhappenedbefore。ButIwill
  tellyouthewholequeerbusiness,andwhenIhavedonesoyouwill
  admitIamsure,thattherehasbeenenoughtoexcuseme。”
  Buthisnarrativewasnippedinthebud。Therewasabustle
  outside,andMrs。Hudsonopenedthedoortousherintworobustand
  official-lookingindividuals,oneofwhomwaswellknowntousas
  InspectorGregsonofScotlandYard,anenergetic,gallantand,
  withinhislimitations,acapableofficer。Heshookhandswith
  HolmesandintroducedhiscomradeasInspectorBaynes,oftheSurrey
  Constabulary。