“Iwasconfinedtothehousebyaseverechillforthreedayslast
  week。Ithought,however,thatIhadcastoffeverytraceofit。”
  “Soyouhave。Youlookremarkablyrobust。”
  “How,then,didyouknowofit?“
  “Mydearfellow,youknowmymethods。”
  “Youdeducedit,then?“
  “Certainly。”
  “Andfromwhat?“
  “Fromyourslippers。”
  Iglanceddownatthenewpatent-leatherswhichIwaswearing。
  “Howonearth-“Ibegan,butHolmesansweredmyquestionbeforeit
  wasasked。
  “Yourslippersarenew,“hesaid。“Youcouldnothavehadthem
  morethanafewweeks。Thesoleswhichyouareatthismoment
  presentingtomeareslightlyscorched。ForamomentIthoughtthey
  mighthavegotwetandbeenburnedinthedrying。Butnearthe
  instepthereisasmallcircularwaferofpaperwiththeshopman”s
  hieroglyphicsuponit。Dampwouldofcoursehaveremovedthis。You
  had,then,beensittingwithyourfeetoutstretchedtothefire,which
  amanwouldhardlydoeveninsowetaJuneasthisifhewerein
  hisfullhealth。”
  LikeallHolmes”sreasoningthethingseemedsimplicityitself
  whenitwasonceexplained。Hereadthethoughtuponmyfeatures,
  andhissmilehadatingeofbitterness。
  “IamafraidthatIrathergivemyselfawaywhenIexplain,“said
  he。“Resultswithoutcausesaremuchmoreimpressive。Youarereadyto
  cometoBirmingham,then?“
  “Certainly。Whatisthecase?“
  “Youshallhearitallinthetrain。Myclientisoutsideina
  four-wheeler。Canyoucomeatonce?“
  “Inaninstant。”Iscribbledanotetomyneighbour,rushedupstairs
  toexplainthemattertomywife,andjoinedHolmesuponthedoorstep。
  “Yourneighbourisadoctor,“saidhe,noddingatthebrassplate。
  “Yes,heboughtapracticeasIdid。”
  “Anold-establishedone?“
  “Justthesameasmine。Bothhavebeeneversincethehouseswere
  built。”
  “Ah!thenyougotholdofthebestofthetwo。”
  “IthinkIdid。Buthowdoyouknow?“
  “Bythesteps,myboy。Yoursarewornthreeinchesdeeperthan
  his。Butthisgentlemaninthecabismyclient,Mr。HallPycroft。
  Allowmetointroduceyoutohim。Whipyourhorseup,cabby,forwe
  haveonlyjusttimetocatchourtrain。”
  ThemanwhomIfoundmyselffacingwasawell-built,
  fresh-complexionedyoungfellow,withafrank,honestfaceanda
  slight,crisp,yellowmoustache。Heworeaveryshinytop-hatanda
  neatsuitofsoberblack,whichmadehimlookwhathewas-asmart
  youngCityman,oftheclasswhohavebeenlabelledcockneys,but
  whogiveusourcrackvolunteerregiments,andwhoturnoutmore
  fineathletesandsportsmenthananybodyofmenintheseislands。His
  round,ruddyfacewasnaturallyfullofcheeriness,butthecornersof
  hismouthseemedtometobepulleddowninahalf-comicaldistress。
  Itwasnot,however,untilwewereinafirst-classcarriageand
  wellstarteduponourjourneytoBirminghamthatIwasabletolearn
  whatthetroublewaswhichhaddrivenhimtoSherlockHolmes。
  “Wehaveaclearrunhereofseventyminutes,“Holmesremarked。“I
  wantyou,Mr。HallPycroft,totellmyfriendyourveryinteresting
  experienceexactlyasyouhavetoldittome,orwithmoredetailif
  possible。Itwillbeofusetometohearthesuccessionofevents
  again。Itisacase,Watson,whichmayprovetohavesomethingin
  it,ormayprovetohavenothing,butwhich,atleast,presentsthose:
  unusualandoutrefeatureswhichareasdeartoyouastheyaretome。
  Now,Mr。PycroftIshallnotinterruptyouagain。”
  Ouryoungcompanionlookedatmewithatwinkleinhiseye。
  “Theworstofthestoryis,“saidhe,“thatIshowmyselfupassuch
  aconfoundedfool。Ofcourseitmayworkoutallright,andIdon”t
  seethatIcouldhavedoneotherwise;butifIhavelostmycriband
  getnothinginexchangeIshallfeelwhatsoftJohnnyIhavebeen。I”m
  notverygoodattellingastory,Dr。Watson,butitislikethiswith
  me:
  “IusedtohaveabilletatCoxon&Woodhouse”s,ofDraper
  Gardens,buttheywereletinearlyinthespringthroughthe
  Venezuelanloan,asnodoubtyouremember,andcameanastycropper。I
  havebeenwiththemfiveyears,andoldCoxongavemearippinggood
  testimonialwhenthesmashcame,butofcourseweclerkswereall
  turnedadrift,thetwenty-sevenofus。Itriedhereandtriedthere,
  buttherewerelotsofotherchapsonthesamelayasmyself,andit
  wasaperfectfrostforalongtime。Ihadbeentakingthreepounds
  aweekatCoxon”s,andIhadsavedaboutseventyofthem,butIsoon
  workedmywaythroughthatandoutattheotherend。Iwasfairlyat
  theendofmytetheratlastandcouldhardlyfindthestampsto
  answertheadvertisementsortheenvelopestostickthemto。Ihad
  wornoutmybootspaddlingupofficestairs,andIseemedjustas
  farfromgettingabilletasever。
  “AtlastIsawavacancyatMawson&Williams”s,thegreat
  stock-brokingfirminLombardStreet。IdaresayE。C。isnotmuch
  inyourline,butIcantellyouthatthisisabouttherichest
  houseinLondon。Theadvertisementwastobeansweredbyletter
  only。Isentinmytestimonialandapplication,butwithoutthe
  leasthopeofgettingit。Backcameananswerbyreturn,sayingthat
  ifIwouldappearnextMondayImighttakeovermynewdutiesatonce,
  providedthatmyappearancewassatisfactory。Nooneknowshowthese
  thingsareworked。Somepeoplesaythatthemanagerjustplungeshis
  handintotheheapandtakesthefirstthatcomes。Anyhowitwasmy
  inningsthattime,andIdon”teverwishtofeelbetterpleased。The
  screwwasapoundaweekrise,andthedutiesjustaboutthesameas
  atCoxon”s。
  “AndnowIcometothequeerpartofthebusiness。Iwasindiggings
  outHampsteadway,17Potter”sTerrace。Well,Iwassittingdoinga
  smokethatveryeveningafterIhadbeenpromisedtheappointment,
  whenupcamemylandladywithacardwhichhad”ArthurPinner,
  FinancialAgent”printeduponit。Ihadneverheardthenamebefore
  andcouldnotimaginewhathewantedwithme,butofcourseIasked
  hertoshowhimup。Inhewalked,amiddle-sized,dark-haired,
  dark-eyed,black-beardedman,withatouchofthesheenyabouthis
  nose。Hehadabriskkindofwaywithhimandspokesharply,likea
  manwhoknewthevalueoftime。
  “”Mr。HallPycroft,Ibelieve?”saidhe。
  “”Yes,sir”Ianswered,pushingachairtowardshim。
  “”LatelyengagedatCoxon&Woodhouse”s?”
  “”Yes,sir。”
  “”AndnowonthestaffofMawson”s。”
  “”Quiteso。”
  “”Well”saidhe,”thefactisthatIhaveheardsomereally
  extraordinarystoriesaboutyourfinancialability。Youremember
  Parker,whousedtobeCoxon”smanager。Hecanneversayenough
  aboutit。”
  “OfcourseIwaspleasedtohearthis。Ihadalwaysbeenpretty
  sharpintheoffice,butIhadneverdreamedthatIwastalkedabout
  intheCityinthisfashion。
  “”Youhaveagoodmemory?”saidhe。
  “”Prettyfair”Iansweredmodestly。
  “”Haveyoukeptintouchwiththemarketwhileyouhavebeenout
  ofwork?”heasked。
  “”Yes。Ireadthestock-exchangelisteverymorning。”
  “”Nowthatshowsrealapplication!”hecried。”Thatisthewayto
  prosper!Youwon”tmindmytestingyou,willyou?Letmesee。How
  areAyrshires?”
  “”Ahundredandsixandaquartertoahundredandfiveand
  seven-eighths。”
  “”AndNewZealandconsolidated?”
  “”Ahundredandfour。”
  “”AndBritishBrokenHills?”
  “”Seventoseven-and-six。”
  “”Wonderful!”hecriedwithhishandsup。”Thisquitefitsinwith
  allthatIhadheard。Myboy,myboy,youareverymuchtoogoodtobe
  aclerkatMawson”s!”
  “Thisoutburstratherastonishedme,asyoucanthink。”Well”
  saidI,”otherpeopledon”tthinkquitesomuchofmeasyouseemto
  do,Mr。Pinner。Ihadahardenoughfighttogetthisberth,andI
  amverygladtohaveit。”
  “”Poohman;youshouldsoaraboveit。Youarenotinyourtrue
  sphere。Now,I”lltellyouhowitstandswithme。WhatIhavetooffer
  islittleenoughwhenmeasuredbyyourability,butwhencomparedwith
  Mawson”sit”slighttodark。Letmesee。WhendoyougotoMawson”s?”
  “”OnMonday。”
  “”Ha,ha!IthinkIwouldriskalittlesportingflutterthatyou
  don”tgothereatall。”
  “”NotgotoMawson”s?”
  “”No,sir。Bythatdayyouwillbethebusinessmanagerofthe
  Franco-MidlandHardwareCompany,Limited,withahundredand
  thirty-fourbranchesinthetownsandvillagesofFrance,notcounting
  oneinBrusselsandoneinSanRemo。”
  “Thistookmybreathaway。”Ineverheardofit”saidI。
  “”Verylikelynot。Ithasbeenkeptveryquiet,forthecapital
  wasallprivatelysubscribed,andit”stoogoodathingtoletthe
  publicinto。Mybrother,HarryPinner,ispromoter,andjoinsthe
  boardafterallotmentasmanagingdirector。HeknewIwasinthe
  swimdownhereandaskedmetopickupagoodmancheap。Ayoung,
  pushingmanwithplentyofsnapabouthim。Parkerspokeofyou,and
  thatbroughtmehereto-night。Wecanonlyofferyouabeggarlyfive
  hundredtostartwith。”
  “”Fivehundredayear!”Ishouted。
  “”Onlythatatthebeginning;butyouaretohaveanover-riding
  commissionofonepercentonallbusinessdonebyyouragents,and
  youmaytakemywordforitthatthiswillcometomorethanyour
  salary。”
  “”ButIknownothingabouthardware。”
  “”Tut,myboy,youknowaboutfigures。”
  “Myheadbuzzed,andIcouldhardlysitstillinmychair。But
  suddenlyalittlechillofdoubtcameuponme。
  “”Imustbefrankwithyou”saidI。”Mawsononlygivesmetwo
  hundred,butMawsonissafe。Now,really,Iknowsolittleabout
  yourcompanythat-”
  “”Ah,smart,smart!”hecriedinakindofecstasyofdelight。”Youaretheverymanforus。Youarenottobetalkedover,andquite
  right,too。Now,here”sanoteforahundredpounds,andifyou
  thinkthatwecandobusinessyoumayjustslipitintoyourpocketas
  anadvanceuponyoursalary。”
  “”Thatisveryhandsome”saidI。WhenshouldItakeovermynew
  duties?”
  “”BeinBirminghamatone”saidhe。”Ihaveanoteinmypocket
  herewhichyouwilltaketomybrother。Youwillfindhimat126B
  CorporationStreet,wherethetemporaryofficesofthecompanyare
  situated。Ofcoursehemustconfirmyourengagement,butbetween
  ourselvesitwillbeallright。”
  “”Really,Ihardlyknowhowtoexpressmygratitude,Mr。Pinner”
  saidI。
  “”Notatall,myboy。Youhaveonlygotyourdeserts。Thereare
  oneortwosmallthings-mereformalities-whichImustarrangewith
  you。youhaveabitofpaperbesideyouthere。Kindlywriteuponit“I
  amperfectlywillingtoactasbusinessmanagertothe
  Franco-MidlandHardwareCompany,Limited,ataminimumsalaryof
  L500。””
  “Ididasheasked,andheputthepaperinhispocket。
  “”Thereisoneotherdetail”saidhe。”Whatdoyouintendtodo
  aboutMawson”s?”
  “IhadforgottenallaboutMawson”sinmyjoy。”I”llwriteand
  resign”saidI。
  “”PreciselywhatIdon”twantyoutodo。Ihadarowoveryouwith
  Mawson”smanager。Ihadgoneuptoaskhimaboutyou,andhewas
  veryoffensive;accusedmeofcoaxingyouawayfromtheserviceofthe
  firm,andthatsortofthing。AtlastIfairlylostmytemper。“Ifyou
  wantgoodmenyoushouldpaythemagoodprice,“saidI。
  “”“Hewouldratherhaveoursmallpricethanyourbigone,“saidhe。
  “”“I”lllayyouafiver,“saidI,“thatwhenhehasmyoffer
  you”llneversomuchashearfromhimagain。”
  “”“Done!“saidhe。“Wepickedhimoutofthegutter,andhewon”t
  leaveussoeasily。”Thosewerehisverywords。”
  “”Theimpudentscoundrel!”Icried。”I”veneversomuchasseen
  himinmylife。WhyshouldIconsiderhiminanyway?Ishall
  certainlynotwriteifyouwouldratherIdidn”t。”
  “”Good!That”sapromise”saidhe,risingfromhischair。”Well,
  I”mdelightedtohavegotsogoodamanformybrother。Here”syour
  advanceofahundredpounds,andhereistheletter。Makeanoteof
  theaddress,126BCorporationStreet,andrememberthatoneo”clock
  to-morrowisyourappointment。Good-night,andmayyouhaveaHthe
  fortunethatyoudeserve!”
  “That”sjustaboutallthatpassedbetweenus,asnearasIcan
  remember。Youcanimagine,Dr。Watson,howpleasedIwasatsuchan
  extraordinarybitofgoodfortune。Isatuphalfthenighthugging
  myselfoverit,andnextdayIwasofftoBinatrainthatwouldtake
  meinplentytimeformyappointment。Itookmythingstoahotelin
  NewStreet,andthenImademywaytotheaddresswhichhadbeengiven
  me。
  “Itwasaquarterofanhourbeforemytime,butIthoughtthat
  wouldmakenodifference。126Bwasapassagebetweentwolarge
  shops,whichledtoawindingstonestair,fromwhichtherewere
  manyflats,letasofficestocompaniesorprofessionalmen。Thenames
  oftheoccupantswerepaintedatthebottomonthewall,buttherewas
  nosuchnameastheFranco-MidlandHardwareCompany,Limited。I
  stoodforafewminuteswithmyheartinmyboots,wonderingwhether
  thewholethingwasanelaboratehoaxornot,whenupcameamanand
  addressedme。HewasverylikethechapIhadseenthenightbefore,
  thesamefigureandvoice,buthewasclean-shavenandhishairwas
  lighter。
  “”AreyouMr。HallPycroft?”heasked。
  “”Yes”saidI。
  “”Oh!Iwasexpectingyou,butyouareatriflebeforeyourtime。
  Ihadanotefrommybrotherthismorninginwhichhesangyour
  praisesveryloudly。”
  “”Iwasjustlookingfortheofficeswhenyoucame。”
  “”Wehavenotgotournameupyet,forweonlysecuredthese
  temporarypremiseslastweek。Comeupwithme,andwewilltalkthe
  matterover。”
  “Ifollowedhimtothetopofaveryloftystair,andthere,right
  undertheslates,wereacoupleofempty,dustylittlerooms,
  uncarpetedanduncurtained,intowhichheledme。Ihadthoughtofa
  greatofficewithshiningtablesandrowsofclerks,suchasIwas
  usedto,andIdaresayIstaredratherstraightatthetwodealchairs
  andonelittletable,whichwithaledgerandawaste-paperbasket,
  madeupthewholefurniture。
  “”Don”tbedisheartened,Mr。Pycroft”saidmynewacquaintance,
  seeingthelengthofmyface。”Romewasnotbuiltinaday,andwe
  havelotsofmoneyatourbacks,thoughwedon”tcutmuchdashyet
  inoffices。Praysitdown,andletmehaveyourletter。”
  “Igaveittohim,andhereaditoververycarefully。
  “”YouseemtohavemadeavastimpressionuponmybrotherArthur”
  saidhe,”andIknowthatheisaprettyshrewdjudge。Heswearsby
  London,youknow;andIbyBirmingham;butthistimeIshallfollow
  hisadvice。Prayconsideryourselfdefinitelyengaged。”
  “”Whataremyduties?”Iasked。
  “”YouwilleventuallymanagethegreatdepotinParis,whichwill
  pourafloodofEnglishcrockeryintotheshopsofahundredand
  thirty-fouragentsinFrance。Thepurchasewillbecompletedina
  week,andmeanwhileyouwillremaininBandmakeyourselfuseful。”
  “”How?”
  “Foranswer,hetookabigredbookoutofadrawer。
  “”ThisisadirectoryofParis”saidhe,”withthetradesafter
  thenamesofthepeople。Iwantyoutotakeithomewithyou,andto
  markoffallthehardwaresellers,withtheiraddresses。Itwouldbe
  ofthegreatestusetometohavethem。”
  “”Surely,thereareclassifiedlists?”Isuggested。
  “”Notreliableones。Theirsystemisdifferentfromours。Stickat
  it,andletmehavethelistsbyMonday,attwelve。Good-day,Mr。
  Pycroft。Ifyoucontinuetoshowzealandintelligenceyouwillfind
  thecompanyagoodmaster。”
  “Iwentbacktothehotelwiththebigbookundermyarm,andwith
  veryconflictingfeelingsinmybreast。Ontheonehand,Iwas
  definitelyengagedandhadahundredpoundsinmypocket,onthe
  other,thelookoftheoffices,theabsenceofnameonthewall,and
  otherofthepointswhichwouldstrikeabusinessmanhadleftabad
  impressionastothepositionofmyemployers。However,comewhat
  might,Ihadmymoney,soIsettleddowntomytask。AllSundayI
  waskepthardatwork,andyetbyMondayIhadonlygotasfarasH。I
  wentroundtomyemployer,foundhiminthesamedismantledkindof
  room,andwastoldtokeepatituntilWednesday,andthencomeagain。
  OnWednesdayitwasstillunfinished,soIhammeredawayuntil
  Friday-thatis,yesterday。ThenIbroughtitroundtoMr。Harry
  Pinner。
  “”Thankyouverymuch”saidhe,”IfearthatIunderratedthe
  difficultyofthetask。Thislistwillbeofverymaterial
  assistancetome。”
  “”Ittooksometime”saidI。
  “”Andnow”saidhe,”Iwantyoutomakealistofthefurniture
  shops,fortheyallsellcrockery。”
  “”Verygood。”
  “”Andyoucancomeupto-morroweveningatsevenandletmeknowhow
  youaregettingon。Don”toverworkyourself。Acoupleofhoursat
  Day”sMusicHallintheeveningwoulddoyounoharmafteryour
  labours。”Helaughedashespoke,andIsawwithathrillthathis
  secondtoothupontheleft-handsidehadbeenverybadlystuffed
  withgold。”
  SherlockHolmesrubbedhishandswithdelight,andIstaredwith
  astonishmentatourclient。
  “Youmaywelllooksurprised,Dr。Watson,butitisthisway,“said
  he:“WhenIwasspeakingtotheotherchapinLondon,atthetimethat
  helaughedatmynotgoingtoMawson”s。Ihappenedtonoticethat
  histoothwasstuffedinthisveryidenticalfashion。Theglintofthe
  goldineachcasecaughtmyeye,yousee。WhenIputthatwiththe
  voiceandfigurebeingthesame,andonlythosethingsalteredwhich
  mightbechangedbyarazororawig,Icouldnotdoubtthatitwas
  thesameman。Ofcourseyouexpecttwobrotherstobealike,butnot
  thattheyshouldhavethesametoothstaffedinthesameway。Hebowed
  meout,andIfoundmyselfinthestreet,hardlyknowingwhetherIwas
  onmyheadormyheels。BackIwenttomyhotel,putmyheadina
  basinofcoldwater,andtriedtothinkitout。Whyhadhesentme
  fromLondontoBirmingham?Whyhadhegottherebeforeme?Andwhyhad
  hewrittenaletterfromhimselftohimself?Itwasaltogethertoo
  muchforme,andIcouldmakenosenseofit。Andthensuddenlyit
  struckmethatwhatwasdarktomemightbeverylighttoMr。Sherlock
  Holmes。Ihadjusttimetogetuptotownbythenighttraintosee
  himthismorning,andtobringyoubothbackwithmetoBirmingham。”
  Therewasapauseafterthestock-broker”sclerkhadconcludedhis
  surprisingexperience。ThenSherlockHolmescockedhiseyeatme,
  leaningbackonthecushionswithapleasedandyetcriticalface,
  likeaconnoisseurwhohasjusttakenhisfirstsipofacomet
  vintage。
  “Ratherfine,Watson,isitnot?“saidhe。“Therearepointsinit
  whichpleaseme。Ithinkthatyouwillagreewithmethataninterview
  withMr。ArthurHarryPinnerinthetemporaryofficesofthe
  Franco-MidlandHardwareCompany,limited,wouldbearather
  interestingexperienceforbothofus。”
  “Buthowcanwedoit?“Iasked。
  “Oh,easilyenough,“saidHallPycroftcheerily。“Youaretwo
  friendsofminewhoareinwantofabillet,andwhatcouldbemore
  naturalthanthatIshouldbringyoubothroundtothemanaging
  director?“
  “Quiteso,ofcourse,“saidHolmes。“Ishouldliketohavealookat
  thegentlemanandseeifIcanmakeanythingofhislittlegame。
  Whatqualitieshaveyou,myfriend,whichwouldmakeyourservices
  sovaluable?Orisitpossiblethat-“Hebeganbitinghisnailsand
  staringblanklyoutofthewindow,andwehardlydrewanotherword
  fromhimuntilwewereinNewStreet。
  Atseveno”clockthateveningwewerewalking,thethreeofus,down
  CorporationStreettothecompany”soffices。
  “Itisnouseourbeingatallbeforeourtime,“saidourclient。
  “Heonlycomestheretoseeme,apparently,fortheplaceis
  deserteduptotheveryhourhenames。”
  “Thatissuggestive,“remarkedHolmes。
  “ByJove,Itoldyouso!“criedtheclerk。“That”shewalking
  aheadofusthere“
  Hepointedtoasmallish,dark,well-dressedmanwhowasbustling
  alongtheothersideoftheroad。Aswewatchedhimhelookedacross
  ataboywhowasbawlingoutthelatesteditionoftheevening
  paper,and,runningoveramongthecabsandbusses,heboughtonefrom
  him。Then,clutchingitinhishand,hevanishedthroughadoorway。
  “Therehegoes!”criedHallPycroft。Thesearethecompany”soffices
  intowhichhehasgone。Comewithme,andI”llfixitupaseasily
  aspossible。”
  Followinghislead,weascendedfivestories,untilwefound
  ourselvesoutsideahalf-openeddoor,atwhichourclienttapped。A
  voicewithinbadeusenter,andweenteredabare,unfurnishedroom
  suchasHallPycrofthaddescribed。Atthesingletablesattheman
  whomwehadseeninthestreet,withhiseveningpaperspreadoutin
  frontofhim,andashelookedupatusitseemedtomethatIhad
  neverlookeduponafacewhichboresuchmarksofgrief,andof
  somethingbeyondgrief-ofahorrorsuchascomestofewmenina
  lifetime。Hisbrowglistenedwithperspiration,hischeekswereofthe
  dull,deadwhiteofafish”sbelly,andhiseyeswerewildand
  staring。Helookedathisclerkasthoughhefailedtorecognize
  him,andIcouldseebytheastonishmentdepicteduponourconductor”s
  facethatthiswasbynomeanstheusualappearanceofhisemployer。
  “Youlookill,Mr。Pinner!“heexclaimed。
  “Yes,Iamnotverywell,“answeredtheother,makingobvious
  effortstopullhimselftogetherandlickinghisdrylipsbeforehe
  spoke。“Whoarethesegentlemenwhomyouhavebroughtwithyou?。”
  “OneisMr。Harris,ofBermondsey,andtheotherisMr。Price,of
  thistown,“saidourclerkglibly。“Theyarefriendsofmineand
  gentlemenofexperience,buttheyhavebeenoutofaplaceforsome
  littletime,andtheyhopedthatperhapsyoumightfindanopeningfor
  theminthecompany”semployment。”
  “Verypossibly!verypossibly!“criedMr。Pinnerwithaghastly
  smile。“Yes,Ihavenodoubtthatweshallbeabletodosomethingfor
  you。Whatisyourparticularline,Mr。Harris?“
  “Iamanaccountant,“saidHolmes。
  “Ah,yes,weshallwantsomethingofthesort。Andyou,Mr。Price?“
  “Aclerk,“saidI。
  “Ihaveeveryhopethatthecompanymayaccommodateyou。Iwill
  letyouknowaboutitassoonaswecometoanyconclusion。Andnow
  Ibegthatyouwillgo。ForGod”ssakeleavemetomyself!“
  Theselastwordswereshotoutofhim,asthoughtheconstraint
  whichhewasevidentlysettinguponhimselfhadsuddenlyandutterly
  burstasunder。HolmesandIglancedateachother,andHallPycroft
  tookasteptowardsthetable。
  “Youforget,Mr。Pinner,thatIamherebyappointmenttoreceive
  somedirectionsfromyou,“saidhe。
  “Certainly,Mr。Pycroft,certainly,“theotherresumedinacalmer
  tone。“Youmaywaithereamomentandthereisnoreasonwhyyour
  friendsshouldnotwaitwithyou。Iwillbeentirelyatyourservice
  inthreeminutes,ifImighttrespassuponyourpatiencesofar。”He
  rosewithaverycourteousair,and,bowingtous,hepassedout
  throughadooratthefartherendoftheroom,whichheclosed
  behindhim。
  “Whatnow?“whisperedHolmes。“Ishegivingustheslip?“
  “Impossible”answeredPycroft。
  “Whyso?“
  “Thatdoorleadsintoaninnerroom。”
  “Thereisnoexit?“
  “None。”
  “Isitfurnished?“
  “Itwasemptyyesterday。”
  “Thenwhatonearthcanhebedoing?ThereissomethingwhichI
  don”tunderstandinthismatter。Ifeveramanwasthreepartsmad
  withterror,thatman”snameisPinner。Whatcanhaveputthe
  shiversonhim?“
  “Hesuspectsthatwearedetectives,“Isuggested。
  “That”sit,“criedPycroft。
  Holmesshookhishead。“Hedidnotturnpale。Hewaspalewhenwe
  enteredtheroom,“saidhe。“Itisjustpossiblethat-“
  Hiswordswereinterruptedbyasharprat-tatfromthedirection
  oftheinnerdoor。
  “Whatthedeuceisheknockingathisowndoorfor?“criedthe
  clerk。
  Againandmuchloudercametherat-tat-tat。Weallgazedexpectantly
  atthecloseddoor。GlancingatHolmes,Isawhisfaceturnrigid,and
  heleanedforwardinintenseexcitement。Thensuddenlycamealow
  guggling,garglingsound,andabriskdrumminguponwoodwork。Holmes
  sprangfranticallyacrosstheroomandpushedatthedoor。Itwas
  fastenedontheinnerside。Followinghisexample,wethrew
  ourselvesuponitwithallourweight。Onehingesnapped,thenthe
  other,anddowncamethedoorwithacrash。Rushingoverit,we
  foundourselvesintheinnerroom。Itwasempty。
  Butitwasonlyforamomentthatwewereatfault。Atonecorner,
  thecornernearesttheroomwhichwehadleft,therewasasecond
  door。Holmessprangtoitandpulleditopen。Acoatandwaistcoat
  werelyingonthefloor,andfromahookbehindthedoor,withhisown
  bracesroundhisneck,washangingthemanagingdirectorofthe
  Franco-MidlandHardwareCompany。Hiskneesweredrawnup,hishead
  hungatadreadfulangletohisbody,andtheclatterofhisheels
  againstthedoormadethenoisewhichhadbrokeninuponour
  conversation。InaninstantIhadcaughthimroundthewaistand
  heldhimupwhileHolmesandPycroftuntiedtheelasticbandswhich
  haddisappearedbetweenthelividcreasesofskin。Thenwecarriedhim
  intotheotherroom,wherehelaywithaclay-colouredface,puffing
  hispurplelipsinandoutwitheverybreath-adreadfulwreckofall
  thathehadbeenbutfiveminutesbefore。
  “Whatdoyouthinkofhim,Watson?“askedHolmes。
  Istoopedoverhimandexaminedhim。Hispulsewasfeebleand
  intermittent,buthisbreathinggrewlonger,andtherewasalittle
  shiveringofhiseyelids,whichshowedathinwhiteslitofball
  beneath。
  “Ithasbeentouchandgowithhim,“saidI,“buthe”lllivenow。
  Justopenthatwindow,andhandmethewatercarafe。”Iundidhis
  collar,pouredthecoldwateroverhisface,andraisedandsankhis
  armsuntilhedrewalong,naturalbreath。“It”sonlyaquestionof
  timenow,“saidIasIturnedawayfromhim。
  Holmesstoodbythetable,withhishandsdeepinhistrousers”
  pocketsandhischinuponhisbreast。
  “Isupposeweoughttocallthepoliceinnow,“saidhe。“Andyet
  IconfessthatI”dliketogivethemacompletecasewhentheycome。”
  “It”sablessedmysterytome,“criedPycroft,scratchinghis
  head。“Whatevertheywantedtobringmeallthewayupherefor,and
  then-“
  “Pooh!Allthatisclearenough,“saidHolmesimpatiently。“Itis
  thislastsuddenmove。”
  “Youunderstandtherest,then?“
  “Ithinkthatitisfairlyobvious。Whatdoyousay,Watson?“
  Ishruggedmyshoulders。“ImustconfessthatIamoutofmy
  depths,“saidI。
  “Oh,surelyifyouconsidertheeventsatfirsttheycanonly
  pointtooneconclusion。”
  “Whatdoyoumakeofthem?“
  “Well,thewholethinghingesupontwopoints。Thefirstisthe
  makingofPycroftwriteadeclarationbywhichheenteredthe
  serviceofthispreposterouscompany。Doyounotseehowvery
  suggestivethatis?“
  “IamafraidImissthepoint。”
  “Well,whydidtheywanthimtodoit?Notasabusinessmatter,for
  thesearrangementsareusuallyverbal,andtherewasnoearthly
  businessreasonwhythisshouldbeanexception。Don”tyousee,my
  youngfriend,thattheywereveryanxioustoobtainaspecimenofyour
  handwriting,andhadnootherwayofdoingit?”
  “Andwhy?“
  “Quiteso。Why?Whenweanswerthatwehavemadesomeprogress
  withourlittleproblem。Why?Therecanbeonlyoneadequatereason。
  Someonewantedtolearntoimitateyourwritingandhadtoprocurea
  specimenofitfirst。Andnowifwepassontothesecondpointwe
  findthateachthrowslightupontheother。Thatpointisthe
  requestmadebyPinnerthatyoushouldnotresignyourplace,but
  shouldleavethemanagerofthisimportantbusinessinthefull
  expectationthataMr。HallPycroft,whomhehadneverseen,wasabout
  toentertheofficeupontheMondaymorning。”
  “MyGod!“criedourclient,“whatablindbeetleIhavebeen!“
  “Nowyouseethepointaboutthehandwriting。Supposethatsomeone
  turnedupinyourplacewhowroteacompletelydifferenthandfrom
  thatinwhichyouhadappliedforthevacancy,ofcoursethegame
  wouldhavebeenup。Butintheintervaltheroguehadlearnedto
  imitateyou,andhispositionwasthereforesecure,asIpresume
  thatnobodyintheofficehadeverseteyesuponyou。”
  “Notasoul,“groanedHallPycroft。
  “Verygood。Ofcourseitwasoftheutmostimportancetopreventyou
  fromthinkingbetterofit,andalsotokeepyoufromcominginto
  contactwithanyonewhomighttellyouthatyourdoublewasatworkin
  Mawson”soffice。Thereforetheygaveyouahandsomeadvanceonyour
  salary,andranyouofftotheMidlands,wheretheygaveyouenough
  worktodotopreventyourgoingtoLondon,whereyoumighthaveburst
  theirlittlegameup。Thatisallplainenough。”
  “Butwhyshouldthismanpretendtobehisownbrother?“
  “Well,thatisprettyclearalso。Thereareevidentlyonlytwoof
  theminit。Theotherisimpersonatingyouattheoffice。Thisone
  actedasyourengager,andthenfoundthathecouldnotfindyouan
  employerwithoutadmittingathirdpersonintohisplot。Thathewas
  mostunwillingtodo。Hechangedhisappearanceasfarashecould,
  andtrustedthatthelikeness,whichyoucouldnotfailtoobserve,
  wouldbeputdowntoafamilyresemblance。Butforthehappychanceof
  thegoldstuffing,yoursuspicionswouldprobablyneverhavebeen
  aroused。”
  HallPycroftshookhisclenchedhandsintheair。“GoodLord!“he
  cried“whileIhavebeenfooledinthisway,whathasthisother
  HallPycroftbeendoingatMawson”s?Whatshouldwedo,Mr。Holmes?
  Tellmewhattodo。”
  “WemustwiretoMawson”s。”
  “TheyshutattwelveonSaturdays。”
  “Nevermind。Theremaybesomedoor-keeperorattendant-“
  “Ah,yes,theykeepapermanentguardthereonaccountofthe
  valueofthesecuritiesthattheyhold。Irememberhearingittalked
  ofintheCity。”
  “Verygood,weshallwiretohimandseeifalliswell,andifa
  clerkofyournameisworkingthere。Thatisclearenough,butwhatis
  notsocleariswhyatsightofusoneoftheroguesshould
  instantlywalkoutoftheroomandhanghimself。”
  “Thepaper!“croakedavoicebehindus。Themanwassittingup,
  blanchedandghastly,withreturningreasoninhiseyes,andhands
  whichrubbednervouslyatthebroadredbandwhichstillencircledhis
  throat。
  “Thepaper!Ofcourse!“yelledHolmesinaparoxysmofexcitement。
  “IdiotthatIwas!Ithoughtsomuchofourvisitthatthepapernever
  enteredmyheadforaninstant。Tobesure,thesecretmustlie
  there。”Heflatteneditoutuponthetable,andacryoftriumphburst
  fromhislips。“Lookatthis,Watson,“hecried。”ItisaLondon
  paper,anearlyeditionoftheEveningStandard。Hereiswhatwewant。
  Lookattheheadlines:”CrimeintheCity。MurderatMawson&
  Williams”s。GiganticAttemptedRobbery。CaptureoftheCriminal。”
  Here,Watson,weareallequallyanxioustohearit,sokindlyreadit
  aloudtous。”
  Itappearedfromitspositioninthepapertohavebeentheone
  eventofimportanceintown,andtheaccountofitraninthisway:
  “Adesperateattemptatrobbery,culminatinginthedeathofoneman
  andthecaptureofthecriminal,occurredthisafternooninthe
  City。ForsometimebackMawson&Williams,thefamousfinancial
  house,havebeentheguardiansofsecuritieswhichamountinthe
  aggregatetoasumofconsiderablyoveramillionsterling。So
  consciouswasthemanageroftheresponsibilitywhichdevolvedupon
  himinconsequenceofthegreatinterestsatstakethatsafesofthe
  verylatestconstructionhavebeenemployed,andanarmedwatchmanhas
  beenleftdayandnightinthebuilding。Itappearsthatlastweeka
  newclerknamedHallPycroftwasengagedbythefirm。Thisperson
  appearstohavebeennoneotherthanBeddington,thefamousforgerand
  cracksman,who,withhisbrother,hasonlyrecentlyemergedfroma
  fiveyears”spellofpenalservitude。Bysomemeans,whicharenotyet
  clear,hesucceededinwinning,underafalsename,thisofficial
  positionintheoffice,whichheutilizedinordertoobtainmouldings
  ofvariouslocks,andathoroughknowledgeofthepositionofthe
  strongroomandthesafes。
  “ItiscustomaryatMawson”sfortheclerkstoleaveatmiddayon
  Saturday。SergeantTuson,oftheCitypolice,wassomewhat
  surprised,therefore,toseeagentlemanwithacarpet-bagcomedown
  thestepsattwentyminutespastone。Hissuspicionsbeingaroused,
  thesergeantfollowedtheman,andwiththeaidofConstablePollock
  succeeded,afteramostdesperateresistance,inarrestinghim。Itwas
  atonceclearthatadaringandgiganticrobberyhadbeencommitted。
  Nearlyahundredthousandpounds”worthofAmericanrailwaybonds,
  withalargeamountofscripinminesandothercompanies,was
  discoveredinthebag。Onexaminingthepremisesthebodyofthe
  unfortunatewatchmanwasfounddoubledupandthrustintothe
  largestofthesafes,whereitwouldnothavebeendiscovereduntil
  MondaymorninghaditnotbeenforthepromptactionofSergeant
  Tuson。Theman”sskullhadbeenshatteredbyablowfromapoker
  deliveredfrombehind。TherecouldbenodoubtthatBeddingtonhad
  obtainedentrancepretendingthathehadleftsomethingbehindhim,
  andhavingmurderedthewatchman,rapidlyrifledthelargesafe,and
  thenmadeoffwithhisbooty。Hisbrother,whousuallyworkswithhim,
  hasnotappearedinthisjobasfarascanatpresentbe
  ascertained,althoughthepolicearemakingenergeticinquiriesas
  tohiswhereabouts。”
  “Well,wemaysavethepolicesomelittletroubleinthat
  direction,“saidHolmes,glancingatthehaggardfigurehuddledup
  bythewindow。“Humannatureisastrangemixture,Watson。Yousee
  thatevenavillainandmurderercaninspiresuchaffectionthathis
  brotherturnstosuicidewhenhelearnsthathisneckisforfeited。
  However,wehavenochoiceastoouraction。ThedoctorandIwill
  remainonguard,Mr。Pycroft,ifyouwillhavethekindnesstostep
  outforthepolice。”
  THEEND。
  1893
  SHERLOCKHOLMES
  THEYELLOWFACE
  bySirArthurConanDoyle
  [Inpublishingtheseshortsketchesbaseduponthenumerouscasesin
  whichmycompanion”ssingulargiftshavemadeusthelistenersto,and
  eventuallytheactorsin,somestrangedrama,itisonlynatural
  thatIshoulddwellratheruponhissuccessesthanuponhis
  failures。Andthisnotsomuchforthesakeofhisreputation-for,
  indeed,itwaswhenhewasathiswit”sendthathisenergyandhis
  versatilityweremostadmirable-butbecausewherehefailedit
  happenedtoooftenthatnooneelsesucceeded,andthatthetalewas
  leftforeverwithoutaconclusion。Nowandagain,however,it
  chancedthatevenwhenheerredthetruthwasstilldiscovered。Ihave
  notedofsomehalf-dozencasesofthekind;theadventureofthe
  MusgraveRitualandthatwhichIamabouttorecountarethetwowhich
  presentthestrongestfeaturesofinterest。]
  SherlockHolmeswasamanwhoseldomtookexerciseforexercise”s
  sake。Fewmenwerecapableofgreatermusculareffort,andhewas
  undoubtedlyoneofthefinestboxersofhisweightthatIhaveever
  seen;buthelookeduponaimlessbodilyexertionasawasteofenergy,
  andheseldombestirredhimselfsavewheretherewassomeprofessional
  objecttobeserved。Thenhewasabsolutelyuntiringand
  indefatigable。Thatheshouldhavekepthimselfintrainingundersuch
  circumstancesisremarkable,buthisdietwasusuallyofthe
  sparest,andhishabitsweresimpletothevergeofausterity。Save
  fortheoccasionaluseofcocaine,hehadnovices,andheonlyturned
  tothedrugasaprotestagainstthemonotonyofexistencewhen
  caseswerescantyandthepapersuninteresting。
  Onedayinearlyspringhehadsofarrelaxedastogoforawalk
  withmeinthePark,wherethefirstfaintshootsofgreenwere
  breakingoutupontheelms,andthestickyspear-headsofthe
  chestnutswerejustbeginningtoburstintotheirfivefoldleaves。For
  twohourswerambledabouttogether,insilenceforthemostpart,
  asbefitstwomenwhoknoweachotherintimately。Itwasnearlyfive
  beforewewerebackinBakerStreetoncemore。
  “Begpardon,sir,“saidourpage-boyasheopenedthedoor。“There”s
  beenagentlemanhereaskingforyou,sir。”
  Holmesglancedreproachfullyatme。“Somuchforafternoonwalks!“
  saidhe。
  “Hasthisgentlemangone,then?“
  “Yes,sir。”
  “Didn”tyouaskhimin?“
  “Yes,sir,hecamein。”
  “Howlongdidhewait?“
  “Halfanhour,sir。Hewasaveryrestlessgentleman,sir,a-walkin”
  anda-stampin”allthetimehewashere。Iwaswaitin”outsidethe
  door,sir,andIcouldhearhim。Atlastheoutsintothepassage,and
  hecries,”Isthatmannevergoin”tocome?”Thosewerehisvery
  words,sir。”You”llonlyneedtowaitalittlelonger”saysI。”ThenI”llwaitintheopenair,forIfeelhalfchoked”sayshe。”I”llbebackbeforelong。”Andwiththatheupsandheouts,and
  allIcouldsaywouldn”tholdhimback。”
  “Well,well,youdidyourbest,“saidHolmesaswewalkedintoour
  room。“It”sveryannoying,though,Watson。Iwasbadlyinneedofa
  case,andthislooks,fromtheman”simpatience,asifitwereof
  importance。Hullo!that”snotyourpipeonthetable。Hemusthave
  lefthisbehindhim。Aniceoldbrierwithagoodlongstemofwhat
  thetobacconistscallamber。Iwonderhowmanyrealamber
  mouthpiecesthereareinLondon?Somepeoplethinkthataflyinitis
  asign。Well,hemusthavebeendisturbedinhismindtoleavea
  pipebehindhimwhichheevidentlyvalueshighly。”
  “Howdoyouknowthathevaluesithighly?“Iasked。
  “Well,Ishouldputtheoriginalcostofthepipeatsevenand
  sixpence。Nowithas,yousee,beentwicemended,onceinthewooden
  stemandonceintheamber。Eachofthesemends,done,asyouobserve,
  withsilverbands,musthavecostmorethanthepipedidoriginally。
  Themanmustvaluethepipehighlywhenhepreferstopatchitup
  ratherthanbuyanewonewiththesamemoney。”
  “Anythingelse?“Iasked,forHolmeswasturningthepipeaboutin
  hishandandstaringatitinhispeculiarpensiveway。
  Hehelditupandtappedonitwithhislong,thinforefinger,as
  aprofessormightwhowaslecturingonabone。
  “Pipesareoccasionallyofextraordinaryinterest,“saidhe。
  “Nothinghasmoreindividuality,saveperhapswatchesandbootlaces。
  Theindicationshere,however,areneitherverymarkednorvery
  important。Theownerisobviouslyamuscularman,left-handed,withan
  excellentsetofteeth,carelessinhishabits,andwithnoneedto
  practiseeconomy。”
  Myfriendthrewouttheinformationinaveryoffhandway,butIsaw
  thathecockedhiseyeatmetoseeifIhadfollowedhisreasoning。
  “Youthinkamanmustbewell-to-doifhesmokesaseven-shilling
  pipe?“saidI。
  “ThisisGrosvenormixtureateightpenceanounce,“Holmesanswered,
  knockingalittleoutonhispalm。“Ashemightgetanexcellentsmoke
  forhalftheprice,hehasnoneedtopractiseeconomy。”
  “Andtheotherpoints?“
  “Hehasbeeninthehabitoflightinghispipeatlampsand
  gas-jets。Youcanseethatitisquitecharredalldownoneside。Of
  courseamatchcouldnothavedonethat。Whyshouldamanholdamatch
  tothesideofhispipe?Butyoucannotlightitatalampwithout
  gettingthebowlcharred。Anditisallontherightsideofthepipe。
  FromthatIgatherthatheisaleft-handedman。Youholdyourown
  Pipetothelampandseehownaturallyyou,beingright-handed,hold
  theleftsidetotheflame。Youmightdoitoncetheotherway,but
  notasaconstancy。Thishasalwaysbeenheldso。Thenhehasbitten
  throughhisamber。Ittakesamuscular,energeticfellow,andonewith
  agoodsetofteeth,todothat。ButifIamnotmistakenIhearhim
  uponthestair,soweshallhavesomethingmoreinterestingthanhis
  pipetostudy。”
  Aninstantlaterourdooropened,andatallyoungmanenteredthe
  room。Hewaswellbutquietlydressedinadarkgraysuitand
  carriedabrownwideawakeinhishand。Ishouldhaveputhimatabout
  thirty,thoughhewasreallysomeyearsolder。
  “Ibegyourpardon,“saidhewithsomeembarrassment,“IsupposeI
  shouldhaveknocked。Yes,ofcourseIshouldhaveknocked。Thefactis
  thatIamalittleupset,andyoumustputitalldowntothat。”He
  passedhishandoverhisforeheadlikeamanwhoishalfdazed,and
  thenfellratherthansatdownuponachair。
  “Icanseethatyouhavenotsleptforanightortwo,“said
  Holmesinhiseasy,genialway。“Thattriesaman”snervesmorethan
  work,andmoreeventhanpleasure。MayIaskhowIcanhelpyou?“
  “Iwantedyouradvice,sir。Idon”tknowwhattodo,andmywhole
  lifeseemstohavegonetopieces。”
  “Youwishtoemploymeasaconsultingdetective?“
  Notthatonly。Iwantyouropinionasajudiciousman-asamanof
  theworld。IwanttoknowwhatIoughttodonext。IhopetoGod
  you”llbeabletotellme。”
  Hespokeinlittle,sharp,jerkyoutbursts,anditseemedtomethat
  tospeakatallwasverypainfultohim,andthathiswillallthrough
  wasoverridinghisinclinations。
  “It”saverydelicatething,“saidhe。“Onedoesnotliketospeak
  ofone”sdomesticaffairstostrangers。Itseemsdreadfultodiscuss
  theconductofone”swifewithtwomenwhomIhaveneverseen
  before。It”shorribletohavetodoit。ButI”vegottotheendof
  mytether,andImusthaveadvice。”
  “MydearMr。GrantMunro”beganHolmes。
  Ourvisitorsprangfromhischair。“What!“hecried,“youknowmy
  name?“
  “Ifyouwishtopreserveyourincognito,“saidHolmes,smiling,“I
  wouldsuggestthatyouceasetowriteyournameupontheliningof
  yourhat,orelsethatyouturnthecrowntowardsthepersonwhom
  youareaddressing。IwasabouttosaythatmyfriendandIhave
  listenedtoagoodmanystrangesecretsinthisroom,andthatwehave
  hadthegoodfortunetobringpeacetomanytroubledsouls。Itrust
  thatwemaydoasmuchforyou。MightIbegyou,astimemayprove
  tobeofimportance,tofurnishmewiththefactsofyourcasewithout
  furtherdelay?“
  Ourvisitoragainpassedhishandoverhisforehead,asifhe
  founditbitterlyhard。FromeverygestureandexpressionIcould
  seethathewasareservedselfcontainedman,withadashofpride
  inhisnature,morelikelytohidehiswoundsthantoexposethem。
  Thensuddenly,withafiercegestureofhisclosedhand,likeone
  whothrowsreservetothewinds,hebegan:
  “Thefactsarethese,Mr。Holmes,“saidhe。“Iamamarriedman
  andhavebeensoforthreeyears。DuringthattimemywifeandI
  havelovedeachotherasfondlyandlivedashappilyasanytwothat
  everwerejoined。Wehavenothadadifference,notone,inthoughtor
  wordordeed。Andnow,sincelastMonday,therehassuddenlysprungup
  abarrierbetweenus,andIfindthatthereissomethinginherlife
  andinherthoughtsofwhichIknowaslittleasifshewerethewoman
  whobrushesbymeinthestreet。Weareestranged,andIwantto
  knowwhy。
  “NowthereisonethingthatIwanttoimpressuponyoubeforeI
  goanyfurther,Mr。Holmes。Effielovesme。Don”tlettherebeany
  mistakeaboutthat。Shelovesmewithherwholeheartandsoul,and
  nevermorethannow。Iknowit。Ifeelit。Idon”twanttoargueabout
  that。Amancantelleasilyenoughwhenawomanloveshim。Butthere”s
  thissecretbetweenus,andwecanneverbethesameuntilitis
  cleared。”
  “Kindlyletmehavethefacts,Mr。Munro,“saidHolmeswithsome
  impatience。
  “I”lltellyouwhatIknowaboutEffie”shistory。Shewasawidow
  whenImetherfirst,thoughquiteyoung-onlytwenty-five。Hername
  thenwasMrs。Hebron。ShewentouttoAmericawhenshewasyoungand
  livedinthetownofAtlanta,whereshemarriedthisHebron,whowasa
  lawyerwithagoodpractice。Theyhadonechild,buttheyellow
  feverbrokeoutbadlyintheplace,andbothhusbandandchilddiedof
  it。Ihaveseenhisdeathcertificate。ThissickenedherofAmerica,
  andshecamebacktolivewithamaidenauntatPinner,in
  Middlesex。Imaymentionthatherhusbandhadlefthercomfortably
  off,andthatshehadacapitalofaboutfourthousandfivehundred
  pounds,whichhadbeensowellinvestedbyhimthatitreturnedan
  averageofsevenpercent。ShehadonlybeensixmonthsatPinnerwhen
  Imether;wefellinlovewitheachother,andwemarriedafewweeks
  afterwards。
  “Iamahopmerchantmyself,andasIhaveanincomeofsevenor
  eighthundred,wefoundourselvescomfortablyoffandtookanice
  eighty-pound-a-yearvillaatNorbury。Ourlittleplacewasvery
  countrified,consideringthatitissoclosetotown。Wehadaninn
  andtwohousesalittleaboveus,andasinglecottageattheother
  sideofthefieldwhichfacesus,andexceptthosetherewereno
  housesuntilyougothalfwaytothestation。Mybusinesstookme
  intotownatcertainseasons,butinsummerIhadlesstodo,andthen
  inourcountryhomemywifeandIwerejustashappyascouldbe
  wished。Itellyouthatthereneverwasashadowbetweenusuntilthis
  accursedaffairbegan。
  “There”sonethingIoughttotellyoubeforeIgofurther。When
  wemarried,mywifemadeoverallherpropertytome-ratheragainstmy
  will,forIsawhowawkwarditwouldbeifmybusinessaffairswent
  wrong。However,shewouldhaveitso,anditwasdone。Well,aboutsix
  weeksagoshecametome。
  “”Jack”saidshe,”whenyoutookmymoneyyousaidthatifeverI
  wantedanyIwastoaskyouforit。”
  “”Certainly”saidI。”It”sallyourown。”
  “”Well”saidshe,”Iwantahundredpounds。”
  “Iwasabitstaggeredatthis,forIhadimagineditwassimplya
  newdressorsomethingofthekindthatshewasafter。
  “”Whatonearthfor?”Iasked。
  “”Oh”saidsheinherplayfulway,”Yousaidthatyouwereonly
  mybanker,andbankersneveraskquestions,youknow。”
  “”Ifyoureallymeanit,ofcourseyoushallhavethemoney”said
  I。
  “”Oh,yes,Ireallymeanit。”
  “”Andyouwon”ttellmewhatyouwantitfor?”
  “”Someday,perhaps,butnotjustatpresent,Jack。”
  “SoIhadtobecontentwiththat,thoughitwasthefirsttimethat
  therehadeverbeenanysecretbetweenus。Igaveheracheck,andI
  neverthoughtanymoreofthematter。Itmayhavenothingtodowith
  whatcameafterwards,butIthoughtitonlyrighttomentionit。
  “Well,Itoldyoujustnowthatthereisacottagenotfarfrom
  ourhouse。Thereisjustafieldbetweenus,buttoreachityou
  havetogoalongtheroadandthenturndownalane。Justbeyonditis
  anicelittlegroveofScotchfirs,andIusedtobeveryfondof
  strollingdownthere,fortreesarealwaysaneighbourlykindof
  thing。Thecottagehadbeenstandingemptythiseightmonths,andit
  wasapity,foritwasaprettytwo-storiedplace,withan
  old-fashionedporchandahoneysuckleaboutit。Ihavestoodmanya
  timeandthoughtwhataneatlittlehomesteaditwouldmake。
  “Well,lastMondayeveningIwastakingastrolldownthatway
  whenImetanemptyvancomingupthelaneandsawapileofcarpets
  andthingslyingaboutonthegrass-plotbesidetheporch。Itwas
  clearthatthecottagehadatlastbeenlet。Iwalkedpastit,and
  thenstopping,asanidlemanmight,Iranmyeyeoveritandwondered
  whatsortoffolktheywerewhohadcometolivesonearus。Andas
  IlookedIsuddenlybecameawarethatafacewaswatchingmeoutof
  oneoftheupperwindows。
  “Idon”tknowwhattherewasaboutthatface,Mr。Holmes,butit
  seemedtosendachillrightdownmyback。Iwassomelittleway
  off,sothatIcouldnotmakeoutthefeatures,buttherewas
  somethingunnaturalandinhumanabouttheface。Thatwasthe
  impressionthatIhad,andImovedquicklyforwardtogetanearer
  viewofthepersonwhowaswatchingme。ButasIdidsotheface
  suddenlydisappeared,sosuddenlythatitseemedtohavebeen
  pluckedawayintothedarknessoftheroom。Istoodforfiveminutes
  thinkingthebusinessoverandtryingtoanalyzemyimpressions。I
  couldnottellifthefacewasthatofamanorawoman。Ithadbeen
  toofarfrommeforthat。Butitscolourwaswhathadimpressedme
  most。Itwasofalividchalkywhite,andwithsomethingsetandrigid
  aboutitwhichwasshockinglyunnatural。SodisturbedwasIthatI
  determinedtoseealittlemoreofthenewinmatesofthecottage。I
  approachedandknockedatthedoor,whichwasinstantlyopenedbya
  tall,gauntwomanwithaharsh,forbiddingface。