"Quiteso——parties——youareveryright,"saidtheprince。"IwasreadingabookaboutNapoleonandtheWaterloocampaignonlytheotherday,byCharasse,inwhichtheauthordoesnotattempttoconcealhisjoyatNapoleon’sdiscomfitureateverypage。Wellnow,Idon’tlikethat;itsmellsof’party,’youknow。Youarequiteright。AndwereyoumuchoccupiedwithyourserviceunderNapoleon?"
  Thegeneralwasinecstasies,fortheprince’sremarks,made,astheyevidentlywere,inallseriousnessandsimplicity,quitedissipatedthelastrelicsofhissuspicion。
  "IknowCharasse’sbook!Oh!Iwassoangrywithhiswork!I
  wrotetohimandsaid——Iforgetwhat,atthismoment。YouaskwhetherIwasverybusyundertheEmperor?Ohno!Iwascalled’page,’buthardlytookmydutyseriously。Besides,NapoleonverysoonlosthopeofconciliatingtheRussians,andhewouldhaveforgottenallaboutmehadhenotlovedme——forpersonalreasons——
  Idon’tmindsayingsonow。Myheartwasgreatlydrawntohim,too。Mydutieswerelight。ImerelyhadtobeatthepalaceoccasionallytoescorttheEmperoroutriding,andthatwasaboutall。Irodeveryfairlywell。Heusedtohavearidebeforedinner,andhissuiteonthoseoccasionsweregenerallyDavoust,myself,andRoustan。"
  "Constant?"saidtheprince,suddenly,andquiteinvoluntarily。
  "No;Constantwasawaythen,takingalettertotheEmpressJosephine。Insteadofhimtherewerealwaysacoupleoforderlies——andthatwasall,excepting,ofcourse,thegeneralsandmarshalswhomNapoleonalwaystookwithhimfortheinspectionofvariouslocalities,andforthesakeofconsultationgenerally。Iremembertherewasone——Davoust——nearlyalwayswithhim——abigmanwithspectacles。Theyusedtoargueandquarrelsometimes。OncetheywereintheEmperor’sstudytogether——justthosetwoandmyself——Iwasunobserved——andtheyargued,andtheEmperorseemedtobeagreeingtosomethingunderprotest。Suddenlyhiseyefellonmeandanideaseemedtoflashacrosshim。
  "’Child,’hesaid,abruptly。’IfIweretorecognizetheRussianorthodoxreligionandemancipatetheserfs,doyouthinkRussiawouldcomeovertome?’"
  "’Never!’Icried,indignantly。"
  "TheEmperorwasmuchstruck。"
  "’IntheflashingeyesofthispatrioticchildIreadandacceptthefiatoftheRussianpeople。Enough,Davoust,itismerephantasyonourpart。Come,let’shearyourotherproject。’"
  "’Yes,butthatwasagreatidea,"saidtheprince,clearlyinterested。"YouascribeittoDavoust,doyou?"
  "Well,atallevents,theywereconsultingtogetheratthetime。
  Ofcourseitwastheideaofaneagle,andmusthaveoriginatedwithNapoleon;buttheotherprojectwasgoodtoo——itwasthe’Conseildulion!’asNapoleoncalledit。ThisprojectconsistedinaproposaltooccupytheKremlinwiththewholearmy;toarmandfortifyitscientifically,tokillasmanyhorsesascouldbegot,andsalttheirflesh,andspendthewinterthere;andinspringtofighttheirwayout。Napoleonlikedtheidea——itattractedhim。WeroderoundtheKremlinwallseveryday,andNapoleonusedtogiveorderswheretheyweretobepatched,wherebuiltup,wherepulleddownandsoon。Allwasdecidedatlast。
  Theywerealonetogether——thosetwoandmyself。
  "Napoleonwaswalkingupanddownwithfoldedarms。Icouldnottakemyeyesoffhisface——myheartbeatloudlyandpainfully。
  "’I’moff,’saidDavoust。’Whereto?’askedNapoleon。
  "’Tosalthorse-flesh,’saidDavoust。Napoleonshuddered——hisfatewasbeingdecided。
  "’Child,’headdressedmesuddenly,’whatdoyouthinkofourplan?’Ofcourseheonlyappliedtomeasasortoftoss-up,youknow。IturnedtoDavoustandaddressedmyreplytohim。Isaid,asthoughinspired:
  "’Escape,general!Gohome!——’
  "Theprojectwasabandoned;Davoustshruggedhisshouldersandwentout,whisperingtohimself——’Bah,ildevientsuperstitieux!’
  Nextmorningtheordertoretreatwasgiven。"
  "Allthisismostinteresting,"saidtheprince,verysoftly,"ifitreallywasso——thatis,Imean——"hehastenedtocorrecthimself。
  "Oh,mydearprince,"criedthegeneral,whowasnowsointoxicatedwithhisownnarrativethatheprobablycouldnothavepulledupatthemostpatentindiscretion。
  "Yousay,ifitreallywasso!’Therewasmore——muchmore,I
  assureyou!Thesearemerelyafewlittlepoliticalacts。ItellyouIwastheeye-witnessofthenightlysorrowandgroaningsofthegreatman,andofthatnoonecanspeakbutmyself。Towardstheendheweptnomore,thoughhecontinuedtoemitanoccasionalgroan;buthisfacegrewmoreovercastdaybyday,asthoughEternitywerewrappingitsgloomymantleabouthim。
  Occasionallywepassedwholehoursofsilencetogetheratnight,Roustansnoringinthenextroom——thatfellowsleptlikeapig。
  ’Buthe’sloyaltomeandmydynasty,’saidNapoleonofhim。
  "Sometimesitwasverypainfultome,andoncehecaughtmewithtearsinmyeyes。Helookedatmekindly。’Youaresorryforme,’
  hesaid,’you,mychild,andperhapsoneotherchild——myson,theKingofRome——maygrieveforme。Alltheresthateme;andmybrothersarethefirsttobetraymeinmisfortune。’Isobbedandthrewmyselfintohisarms。Hecouldnotresistme——heburstintotears,andourtearsmingledaswefoldedeachotherinacloseembrace。
  "’Write,oh,writealettertotheEmpressJosephine!’Icried,sobbing。Napoleonstarted,reflected,andsaid,’Youremindmeofathirdheartwhichlovesme。Thankyou,myfriend;’andthenandtherehesatdownandwrotethatlettertoJosephine,withwhichConstantwassentoffnextday。"
  "Youdidagoodaction,"saidtheprince,"forinthemidstofhisangryfeelingsyouinsinuatedakindthoughtintohisheart。"
  "Justso,prince,justso。Howwellyoubringoutthatfact!
  Becauseyourownheartisgood!"criedtheecstaticoldgentleman,and,strangelyenough,realtearsglistenedinhiseyes。"Yes,prince,itwasawonderfulspectacle。And,doyouknow,IallbutwentofftoParis,andshouldassuredlyhavesharedhissolitaryexilewithhim;but,alas,ourdestinieswereotherwiseordered!Weparted,hetohisisland,whereIamsurehethoughtoftheweepingchildwhohadembracedhimsoaffectionatelyatpartinginMoscow;andIwassentofftothecadetcorps,whereIfoundnothingbutroughnessandharshdiscipline。Alas,myhappydaysweredone!
  "’Idonotwishtodepriveyourmotherofyou,and,therefore,I
  willnotaskyoutogowithme,’hesaid,themorningofhisdeparture,’butIshouldliketodosomethingforyou。’Hewasmountinghishorseashespoke。’Writesomethinginmysister’salbumforme,’Isaidrathertimidly,forhewasinastateofgreatdejectionatthemoment。Heturned,calledforapen,tookthealbum。’Howoldisyoursister?’heasked,holdingthepeninhishand。’Threeyearsold,’Isaid。’Ah,petitefillealors!’
  andhewroteinthealbum:
  ’Nementesjamais!
  NAPOLEONvotreamisincere。’
  "Suchadvice,andatsuchamoment,youmustallow,prince,was——"
  "Yes,quiteso;veryremarkable。"
  "Thispageofthealbum,framedingold,hungonthewallofmysister’sdrawing-roomallherlife,inthemostconspicuousplace,tillthedayofherdeath;whereitisnow,Ireallydon’tknow。
  Heavens!it’stwoo’clock!HOWIhavekeptyou,prince!Itisreallymostunpardonableofme。
  Thegeneralrose。
  "Oh,notintheleast,"saidtheprince。"Onthecontrary,I
  havebeensomuchinterested,I’mreallyverymuchobligedtoyou。"
  "Prince,",saidthegeneral,pressinghishand,andlookingathimwithflashingeyes,andanexpressionasthoughhewereundertheinfluenceofasuddenthoughtwhichhadcomeuponhimwithstunningforce。"Prince,youaresokind,sosimple-minded,thatsometimesIreallyfeelsorryforyou!Igazeatyouwithafeelingofrealaffection。Oh,Heavenblessyou!Mayyourlifeblossomandfructifyinlove。Mineisover。Forgiveme,forgiveme!"
  Helefttheroomquickly,coveringhisfacewithhishands。
  Theprincecouldnotdoubtthesincerityofhisagitation。Heunderstood,too,thattheoldmanhadlefttheroomintoxicatedwithhisownsuccess。Thegeneralbelongedtothatclassofliars,who,inspiteoftheirtransportsoflying,invariablysuspectthattheyarenotbelieved。Onthisoccasion,whenherecoveredfromhisexaltation,hewouldprobablysuspectMuishkinofpityinghim,andfeelinsulted。
  "HaveIbeenactingrightlyinallowinghimtodevelopsuchvastresourcesofimagination?"theprinceaskedhimself。Buthisanswerwasafitofviolentlaughterwhichlastedtenwholeminutes。Hetriedtoreproachhimselfforthelaughingfit,buteventuallyconcludedthatheneedn’tdoso,sinceinspiteofithewastrulysorryfortheoldman。Thesameeveninghereceivedastrangeletter,shortbutdecided。Thegeneralinformedhimthattheymustpartforever;thathewasgrateful,butthatevenfromhimhecouldnotaccept"signsofsympathywhichwerehumiliatingtothedignityofamanalreadymiserableenough。"
  WhentheprinceheardthattheoldmanhadgonetoNinaAlexandrovna,though,hefeltalmosteasyonhisaccount。
  Wehaveseen,however,thatthegeneralpaidavisittoLizabethaProkofievnaandcausedtroublethere,thefinalupshotbeingthathefrightenedMrs。Epanchin,andangeredherbybitterhintsastohissonGania。
  Hehadbeenturnedoutindisgrace,eventually,andthiswasthecauseofhisbadnightandquarrelsomeday,whichendedinhissuddendepartureintothestreetinaconditionapproachinginsanity,asrecordedbefore。
  Coliadidnotunderstandtheposition。Hetriedseveritywithhisfather,astheystoodinthestreetafterthelatterhadcursedthehousehold,hopingtobringhimroundthatway。
  "Well,wherearewetogotonow,father?"heasked。"Youdon’twanttogototheprince’s;youhavequarrelledwithLebedeff;
  youhavenomoney;Ineverhaveany;andhereweareinthemiddleoftheroad,inanicesortofmess。"
  "Bettertobeofamessthaninamess!Iremembermakingajokesomethinglikethatatthemessineighteenhundredandforty——
  forty——Iforget。’Whereismyyouth,whereismygoldenyouth?’
  Whowasitsaidthat,Colia?"
  "ItwasGogol,inDeadSouls,father,"criedColia,glancingathiminsomealarm。
  "’DeadSouls,’yes,ofcourse,dead。WhenIdie,Colia,youmustengraveonmytomb:
  "’HereliesaDeadSoul,Shamepursuesme。’
  "Whosaidthat,Colia?"
  "Idon’tknow,father。"
  "TherewasnoEropegoff?EroshkaEropegoff?"hecried,suddenly,stoppingintheroadinafrenzy。"NoEropegoff!Andmyownsontosayit!Eropegoffwasintheplaceofabrothertomeforelevenmonths。Ifoughtaduelforhim。Hewasmarriedafterwards,andthenkilledonthefieldofbattle。Thebulletstruckthecrossonmybreastandglancedoffstraightintohistemple。’I’llneverforgetyou,’hecried,andexpired。Iservedmycountrywellandhonestly,Colia,butshame,shamehaspursuedme!YouandNinawillcometomygrave,Colia;poorNina,I
  alwaysusedtocallherNinaintheolddays,andhowsheloved……Nina,Nina,oh,Nina。WhathaveIeverdonetodeserveyourforgivenessandlong-suffering?Oh,Colia,yourmotherhasanangelicspirit,anangelicspirit,Colia!"
  "Iknowthat,father。Lookhere,dearoldfather,comebackhome!
  Let’sgobacktomother。Look,sheranafteruswhenwecameout。
  Whathaveyoustoppedherfor,justasthoughyoudidn’ttakeinwhatIsaid?Whyareyoucrying,father?"
  PoorColiacriedhimself,andkissedtheoldman’shands"Youkissmyhands,MINE?"
  "Yes,yes,yours,yours!Whatistheretosurpriseanyoneinthat?
  Come,come,youmustn’tgoonlikethis,cryinginthemiddleoftheroad;andyouageneraltoo,amilitaryman!Come,let’sgoback。"
  "Godblessyou,dearboy,forbeingrespectfultoadisgracedman。Yes,toapoordisgracedoldfellow,yourfather。Youshallhavesuchasonyourself;leroideRome。Oh,cursesonthishouse!"
  "Come,come,whatdoesallthismean?"criedColiabesidehimselfatlast。"Whatisit?Whathashappenedtoyou?Whydon’tyouwishtocomebackhome?Whyhaveyougoneoutofyourmind,likethis?"
  "I’llexplainit,I’llexplainalltoyou。Don’tshout!Youshallhear。LeroideRome。Oh,Iamsad,Iammelancholy!
  "’Nurse,whereisyourtomb?’"
  "Whosaidthat,Colia?"
  "Idon’tknow,Idon’tknowwhosaidit。Comehomeatonce;comeon!I’llpunchGania’sheadmyself,ifyoulike——onlycome。Oh,whereareyouofftoagain?"Thegeneralwasdragginghimawaytowardsthedoorahousenear。Hesatdownonthestep,stillholdingColiabythehand。
  "Benddown——benddownyourear。I’lltellyouall——disgrace——benddown,I’lltellyouinyourear。"
  "Whatareyoudreamingof?"saidpoor,frightenedColia,stoopingdowntowardstheoldman,allthesame。
  "LeroideRome,"whisperedthegeneral,tremblingallover。
  "What?WhatDOyoumean?WhatroideRome?"
  "I-I,"thegeneralcontinuedtowhisper,clingingmoreandmoretightlytotheboy’sshoulder。"I——wish——totellyou——all——Maria——
  MariaPetrovna——Su——Su——Su……"
  Coliabrokeloose,seizedhisfatherbytheshoulders,andstaredintohiseyeswithfrenziedgaze。Theoldmanhadgrownlivid——
  hislipswereshaking,convulsionswerepassingoverhisfeatures。SuddenlyheleantoverandbegantosinkslowlyintoColia’sarms。
  "He’sgotastroke!"criedColia,loudly,realizingwhatwasthematteratlast。
  V。
  INpointoffact,Variahadratherexaggeratedthecertaintyofhernewsastotheprince’sbetrothaltoAglaya。Verylikely,withtheperspicacityofhersex,shegaveoutasanaccomplishedfactwhatshefeltwasprettysuretobecomeafactinafewdays。PerhapsshecouldnotresistthesatisfactionofpouringonelastdropofbitternessintoherbrotherGania’scup,inspiteofherloveforhim。Atallevents,shehadbeenunabletoobtainanydefinitenewsfromtheEpanchingirls——themostshecouldgetoutofthembeinghintsandsurmises,andsoon。
  PerhapsAglaya’ssistershadmerelybeenpumpingVariafornewswhilepretendingtoimpartinformation;orperhaps,again,theyhadbeenunabletoresistthefemininegratificationofteasingafriend——for,afterallthistime,theycouldscarcelyhavehelpeddiviningtheaimofherfrequentvisits。
  Ontheotherhand,theprince,althoughhehadtoldLebedeff,——asweknow,thatnothinghadhappened,andthathehadnothingtoimpart,——theprincemayhavebeeninerror。Somethingstrangeseemedtohavehappened,withoutanythingdefinitehavingactuallyhappened。Variahadguessedthatwithhertruefeminineinstinct。
  HoworwhyitcameaboutthateveryoneattheEpanchins’becameimbuedwithoneconviction——thatsomethingveryimportanthadhappenedtoAglaya,andthatherfatewasinprocessofsettlement——itwouldbeverydifficulttoexplain。Butnosoonerhadthisideatakenroot,thanallatoncedeclaredthattheyhadseenandobserveditlongago;thattheyhadremarkeditatthetimeofthe"poorknight"joke,andevenbefore,thoughtheyhadbeenunwillingtobelieveinsuchnonsense。
  Sosaidthesisters。Ofcourse,LizabethaProkofievnahadforeseenitlongbeforetherest;her"hearthadbeensore"foralongwhile,shedeclared,anditwasnowsosorethatsheappearedtobequiteoverwhelmed,andtheverythoughtoftheprincebecamedistastefultoher。
  Therewasaquestiontobedecided——mostimportant,butmostdifficult;somuchso,thatMrs。Epanchindidnotevenseehowtoputitintowords。Wouldtheprincedoornot?Wasallthisgoodorbad?Ifgoodwhichmightbethecase,ofcourse,WHYgood?
  Ifbadwhichwashardlydoubtful,WHEREIN,especially,bad?
  Eventhegeneral,thepaterfamilias,thoughastonishedatfirst,suddenlydeclaredthat,"uponhishonour,hereallybelievedhehadfanciedsomethingofthekind,afterall。Atfirst,itseemedanewidea,andthen,somehow,itlookedasfamiliaraspossible。"Hiswifefrownedhimdownthere。Thiswasinthemorning;butintheevening,alonewithhiswife,hehadgiventongueagain。
  "Well,really,youknow"——silence——"ofcourse,youknowallthisisverystrange,iftrue,whichIcannotdeny;but"——
  silence——"But,ontheotherhand,ifonelooksthingsintheface,youknow——uponmyhonour,theprinceisararegoodfellow——
  and——and——and——well,hisname,youknow——yourfamilyname——allthislookswell,andperpetuatesthenameandtitleandallthat——
  whichatthismomentisnotstandingsohighasitmight——fromonepointofview——don’tyouknow?Theworld,theworldistheworld,ofcourse——andpeoplewilltalk——and——and——theprincehasproperty,youknow——ifitisnotverylarge——andthenhe——he——"
  Continuedsilence,andcollapseofthegeneral。
  Hearingthesewordsfromherhusband,LizabethaProkofievnawasdrivenbesideherself。
  Accordingtoheropinion,thewholethinghadbeenonehuge,fantastical,absurd,unpardonablemistake。"Firstofall,thisprinceisanidiot,and,secondly,heisafool——knowsnothingoftheworld,andhasnoplaceinit。Whomcanhebeshownto?Wherecanyoutakehimto?WhatwilloldBielokonskisay?WeneverthoughtofsuchahusbandasTHATforourAglaya!"
  Ofcourse,thelastargumentwasthechiefone。Thematernalhearttrembledwithindignationtothinkofsuchanabsurdity,althoughinthatheartthereroseanothervoice,whichsaid:"AndWHYisnottheprincesuchahusbandasyouwouldhavedesiredforAglaya?"ItwasthisvoicewhichannoyedLizabethaProkofievnamorethananythingelse。
  Forsomereasonorother,thesisterslikedtheideaoftheprince。Theydidnotevenconsideritverystrange;inaword,theymightbeexpectedatanymomenttorangethemselvesstronglyonhisside。Butbothofthemdecidedtosaynothingeitherway。
  IthadalwaysbeennoticedinthefamilythatthestrongerMrs。
  Epanchin’soppositionwastoanyproject,thenearershewas,inreality,togivingin。
  Alexandra,however,founditdifficulttokeepabsolutesilenceonthesubject。Longsinceholding,asshedid,thepostof"confidentialadvisertomamma,"shewasnowperpetuallycalledincouncil,andaskedheropinion,andespeciallyherassistance,inordertorecollect"howonearthallthishappened?"Whydidnooneseeit?Whydidnoonesayanythingaboutit?Whatdidallthatwretched"poorknight"jokemean?Whywasshe,LizabethaProkofievna,driventothink,andforesee,andworryforeverybody,whiletheyallsuckedtheirthumbs,andcountedthecrowsinthegarden,anddidnothing?Atfirst,Alexandrahadbeenverycareful,andhadmerelyrepliedthatperhapsherfather’sremarkwasnotsofarout:that,intheeyesoftheworld,probablythechoiceoftheprinceasahusbandforoneoftheEpanchingirlswouldbeconsideredaverywiseone。Warmingup,however,sheaddedthattheprincewasbynomeansafool,andneverhadbeen;andthatasto"placeintheworld,"nooneknewwhatthepositionofarespectablepersoninRussiawouldimplyinafewyears——whetheritwoulddependonsuccessesinthegovernmentservice,ontheoldsystem,orwhat。
  ToallthishermotherrepliedthatAlexandrawasafreethinker,andthatallthiswasduetothat"cursedwoman’srightsquestion。"
  Halfanhourafterthisconversation,shewentofftotown,andthencetotheKammennyOstrof,["StoneIsland,"asuburbandparkofSt。Petersburg]toseePrincessBielokonski,whohadjustarrivedfromMoscowonashortvisit。TheprincesswasAglaya’sgodmother。
  "OldBielokonski"listenedtoallthefeveredanddespairinglamentationsofLizabethaProkofievnawithouttheleastemotion;
  thetearsofthissorrowfulmotherdidnotevokeansweringsighs——
  infact,shelaughedather。Shewasadreadfulolddespot,thisprincess;shecouldnotallowequalityinanything,noteveninfriendshipoftheoldeststanding,andsheinsistedontreatingMrs。Epanchinasherprotegee,asshehadbeenthirty-fiveyearsago。ShecouldneverputupwiththeindependenceandenergyofLizabetha’scharacter。Sheobservedthat,asusual,thewholefamilyhadgonemuchtoofarahead,andhadconvertedaflyintoanelephant;that,sofarasshehadheardtheirstory,shewaspersuadedthatnothingofanyseriousnesshadoccurred;thatitwouldsurelybebettertowaituntilsomethingDIDhappen;thattheprince,inheropinion,wasaverydecentyoungfellow,thoughperhapsalittleeccentric,throughillness,andnotquiteasweightyintheworldasonecouldwish。Theworstfeaturewas,shesaid,NastasiaPhilipovna。
  LizabethaProkofievnawellunderstoodthattheoldladywasangryatthefailureofEvgeniePavlovitch——herownrecommendation。ShereturnedhometoPavlofskinaworsehumourthanwhensheleft,andofcourseeverybodyinthehousesuffered。Shepitchedintoeveryone,because,shedeclared,theyhad’gonemad。’Whywerethingsalwaysmismanagedinherhouse?Whyhadeverybodybeeninsuchafrantichurryinthismatter?Sofarasshecouldsee,nothingwhateverhadhappened。Surelytheyhadbetterwaitandseewhatwastohappen,insteadofmakingmountainsoutofmolehills。
  Andsotheconclusionofthematterwasthatitwouldbefarbettertotakeitquietly,andwaitcoollytoseewhatwouldturnup。But,alas!peacedidnotreignformorethantenminutes。ThefirstblowdealttoitspowerwasincertainnewscommunicatedtoLizabethaProkofievnaastoeventswhichbadhappenedduringhertriptoseetheprincess。ThistriphadtakenplacethedayafterthatonwhichtheprincehadturnedupattheEpanchinsatnearlyoneo’clockatnight,thinkingitwasnine。
  Thesistersrepliedcandidlyandfullyenoughtotheirmother’simpatientquestionsonherreturn。Theysaid,inthefirstplace,thatnothingparticularhadhappenedsinceherdeparture;thattheprincehadbeen,andthatAglayahadkepthimwaitingalongwhilebeforesheappeared——halfanhour,atleast;thatshehadthencomein,andimmediatelyaskedtheprincetohaveagameofchess;thattheprincedidnotknowthegame,andAglayahadbeatenhimeasily;thatshehadbeeninawonderfullymerrymood,andhadlaughedattheprince,andchaffedhimsounmercifullythatonewasquitesorrytoseehiswretchedexpression。
  Shehadthenaskedhimtoplaycards——thegamecalled"littlefools。"Atthisgamethetableswereturnedcompletely,fortheprincehadshownhimselfamasteratit。Aglayahadcheatedandchangedcards,andstolenothers,inthemostbare-facedway,but,inspiteofeverythingtheprincehadbeatenherhopelesslyfivetimesrunning,andshehadbeenleft"littlefool"eachtime。
  Aglayathenlosthertemper,andbegantosaysuchawfulthingstotheprincethathelaughednomore,butgrewdreadfullypale,especiallywhenshesaidthatsheshouldnotremaininthehousewithhim,andthatheoughttobeashamedofcomingtotheirhouseatall,especiallyatnight,"AFTERALLTHATHADHAPPENED。"
  Sosaying,shehadlefttheroom,bangingthedoorafterher,andtheprincewentoff,lookingasthoughhewereonhiswaytoafuneral,inspiteofalltheirattemptsatconsolation。
  Suddenly,aquarterofanhouraftertheprince’sdeparture,Aglayahadrushedoutofherroominsuchahurrythatshehadnotevenwipedhereyes,whichwerefulloftears。ShecamebackbecauseColiahadbroughtahedgehog。Everybodycameintoseethehedgehog。InanswertotheirquestionsColiaexplainedthatthehedgehogwasnothis,andthathehadleftanotherboy,KostiaLebedeff,waitingforhimoutside。Kostiawastooshytocomein,becausehewascarryingahatchet;theyhadboughtthehedgehogandthehatchetfromapeasantwhomtheyhadmetontheroad。Hehadofferedtosellthemthehedgehog,andtheyhadpaidfiftycopecksforit;andthehatchethadsotakentheirfancythattheyhadmadeuptheirmindstobuyitoftheirownaccord。
  Onhearingthis,AglayaurgedColiatosellherthehedgehog;sheevencalledhim"dearColia,"intryingtocoaxhim。Herefusedforalongtime,butatlasthecouldholdoutnomore,andwenttofetchKostiaLebedeff。Thelatterappeared,carryinghishatchet,andcoveredwithconfusion。Thenitcameoutthatthehedgehogwasnottheirs,butthepropertyofaschoolmate,onePetroff,whohadgiventhemsomemoneytobuySchlosser’sHistoryforhim,fromanotherschoolfellowwhoatthatmomentwasdriventoraisingmoneybythesaleofhisbooks。ColiaandKostiawereabouttomakethispurchasefortheirfriendwhenchancebroughtthehedgehogtotheirnotice,andtheyhadsuccumbedtothetemptationofbuyingit。TheywerenowtakingPetroffthehedgehogandhatchetwhichtheyhadboughtwithhismoney,insteadofSchiosser’sHistory。ButAglayasoentreatedthemthatatlasttheyconsentedtosellherthehedgehog。Assoonasshehadgotpossessionofit,sheputitinawickerbasketwithColia’shelp,andcovereditwithanapkin。ThenshesaidtoColia:"Goandtakethishedgehogtotheprincefromme,andaskhimtoacceptitasatokenofmyprofoundrespect。"Coliajoyfullypromisedtodotheerrand,buthedemandedexplanations。
  "Whatdoesthehedgehogmean?Whatisthemeaningofsuchapresent?"Aglayarepliedthatitwasnoneofhisbusiness。"Iamsurethatthereissomeallegoryaboutit,"Coliapersisted。
  Aglayagrewangry,andcalledhim"asillyboy。""IfIdidnotrespectallwomeninyourperson,"repliedColia,"andifmyownprincipleswouldpermitit,Iwouldsoonprovetoyou,thatI
  knowhowtoanswersuchaninsult!"But,intheend,Coliawentoffwiththehedgehogingreatdelight,followedbyKostiaLebedeff。Aglaya’sannoyancewassoonover,andseeingthatColiawasswingingthehedgehog’sbasketviolentlytoandfro,shecalledouttohimfromtheverandah,asiftheyhadneverquarrelled:"Colia,dear,pleasetakecarenottodrophim!"
  Coliaappearedtohavenogrudgeagainsther,either,forhestopped,andansweredmostcordially:"No,Iwillnotdrophim!
  Don’tbeafraid,AglayaIvanovna!"Afterwhichhewentonhisway。Aglayaburstoutlaughingandranuptoherroom,highlydelighted。Hergoodspiritslastedthewholeday。
  AllthisfilledpoorLizabetha’smindwithchaoticconfusion。
  Whatonearthdiditallmean?Themostdisturbingfeaturewasthehedgehog。Whatwasthesymbolicsignificationofahedgehog?
  Whatdidtheyunderstandbyit?Whatunderlayit?Wasitacrypticmessage?
  PoorGeneralEpanchin"puthisfootinit"byansweringtheabovequestionsinhisownway。Hesaidtherewasnocrypticmessageatall。Asforthehedgehog,itwasjustahedgehog,whichmeantnothing——unless,indeed,itwasapledgeoffriendship,——thesignofforgettingofoffencesandsoon。Atallevents,itwasajoke,and,ofcourse,amostpardonableandinnocentone。
  Wemayaswellremarkthatthegeneralhadguessedperfectlyaccurately。
  Theprince,returninghomefromtheinterviewwithAglaya,hadsatgloomyanddepressedforhalfanhour。HewasalmostindespairwhenColiaarrivedwiththehedgehog。
  Thentheskyclearedinamoment。Theprinceseemedtoarisefromthedead;heaskedColiaallaboutit,madehimrepeatthestoryoverandoveragain,andlaughedandshookhandswiththeboysinhisdelight。
  ItseemedcleartotheprincethatAglayaforgavehim,andthathemightgothereagainthisveryevening;andinhiseyesthatwasnotonlythemainthing,buteverythingintheworld。
  "Whatchildrenwearestill,Colia!"hecriedatlast,enthusiastically,——"andhowdelightfulitisthatwecanbechildrenstill!"
  "Simply——mydearprince,——simplysheisinlovewithyou,——that’sthewholeofthesecret!"repliedColia,withauthority。
  Theprinceblushed,butthistimehesaidnothing。Coliaburstoutlaughingandclappedhishands。Aminutelatertheprincelaughedtoo,andfromthismomentuntiltheeveninghelookedathiswatcheveryotherminutetoseehowmuchtimehehadtowaitbeforeeveningcame。
  Butthesituationwasbecomingrapidlycritical。
  Mrs。Epanchincouldbearhersuspensenolonger,andinspiteoftheoppositionofhusbandanddaughters,shesentforAglaya,determinedtogetastraightforwardansweroutofher,onceforall。
  "Otherwise,"sheobservedhysterically,"Ishalldiebeforeevening。"
  Itwasonlynowthateveryonerealizedtowhataridiculousdead-
  lockthewholematterhadbeenbrought。Exceptingfeignedsurprise,indignation,laughter,andjeering——bothattheprinceandateveryonewhoaskedherquestions,——nothingcouldbegotoutofAglaya。
  LizabethaProkofievnawenttobedandonlyroseagainintimefortea,whentheprincemightbeexpected。
  Sheawaitedhimintremblingagitation;andwhenheatlastarrivedshenearlywentoffintohysterics。
  Muishkinhimselfcameinverytimidly。Heseemedtofeelhisway,andlookedineachperson’seyesinaquestioningway,——forAglayawasabsent,whichfactalarmedhimatonce。
  Thiseveningtherewerenostrangerspresent——noonebuttheimmediatemembersofthefamily。PrinceS。wasstillintown,occupiedwiththeaffairsofEvgeniePavlovitch’suncle。
  "IwishatleastHEwouldcomeandsaysomething!"complainedpoorLizabethaProkofievna。
  Thegeneralsatstillwithamostpreoccupiedair。Thesisterswerelookingveryseriousanddidnotspeakaword,andLizabethaProkofievnadidnotknowhowtocommencetheconversation。
  Atlengthsheplungedintoanenergeticandhostilecriticismofrailways,andglaredattheprincedefiantly。
  AlasAglayastilldidnotcome——andtheprincewasquitelost。Hehadthegreatestdifficultyinexpressinghisopinionthatrailwaysweremostusefulinstitutions,——andinthemiddleofhisspeechAdelaidalaughed,whichthrewhimintoastillworsestateofconfusion。
  AtthismomentinmarchedAglaya,ascalmandcollectedascouldbe。Shegavetheprinceaceremoniousbowandsolemnlytookupaprominentpositionnearthebigroundtable。Shelookedattheprincequestioningly。
  Allpresentrealizedthatthemomentforthesettlementofperplexitieshadarrived。
  "Didyougetmyhedgehog?"sheinquired,firmlyandalmostangrily。
  Yes,Igotit,"saidtheprince,blushing。
  "Tellusnow,atonce,whatyoumadeofthepresent?Imusthaveyouanswerthisquestionformother’ssake;sheneedspacifying,andsodoalltherestofthefamily!"
  "Lookhere,Aglaya——"beganthegeneral。
  "This——thisisgoingbeyondalllimits!"saidLizabethaProkofievna,suddenlyalarmed。
  "Itisnotintheleastbeyondalllimits,mamma!"saidherdaughter,firmly。"Isenttheprinceahedgehogthismorning,andIwishtohearhisopinionofit。Goon,prince。"
  "What——whatsortofopinion,AglayaIvanovna?"
  "Aboutthehedgehog。"
  "Thatis——IsupposeyouwishtoknowhowIreceivedthehedgehog,AglayaIvanovna,——or,Ishouldsay,howIregardedyoursendinghimtome?Inthatcase,Imaytellyou——inaword——thatI——infact——"
  Hepaused,breathless。
  "Come——youhaven’ttoldusmuch!"saidAglaya,afterwaitingsomefiveseconds。"Verywell,Iamreadytodropthehedgehog,ifyoulike;butIamanxioustobeabletoclearupthisaccumulationofmisunderstandings。Allowmetoaskyou,prince,——Iwishtohearfromyou,personally——areyoumakingmeanoffer,ornot?"
  "Graciousheavens!"exclaimedLizabethaProkofievna。Theprincestarted。Thegeneralstiffenedinhischair;thesistersfrowned。
  "Don’tdeceivemenow,prince——tellthetruth。Allthesepeoplepersecutemewithastoundingquestions——aboutyou。Isthereanygroundforallthesequestions,ornot?Come!"
  "Ihavenotaskedyoutomarrymeyet,AglayaIvanovna,"saidtheprince,becomingsuddenlyanimated;"butyouknowyourselfhowmuchIloveyouandtrustyou。"
  "No——Iaskedyouthis——answerthis!Doyouintendtoaskformyband,ornot?"
  "Yes——Idoaskforit!"saidtheprince,moredeadthanalivenow。
  Therewasageneralstirintheroom。
  "No——no——mydeargirl,"beganthegeneral。"Youcannotproceedlikethis,Aglaya,ifthat’showthematterstands。It’simpossible。Prince,forgiveit,mydearfellow,but——LizabethaProkofievna!"——heappealedtohisspouseforhelp——"youmustreally——"
  "NotI——notI!Iretirefromallresponsibility,"saidLizabethaProkofievna,withawaveofthehand。
  "Allowmetospeak,please,mamma,"saidAglaya。"IthinkIoughttohavesomethingtosayinthematter。Animportantmomentofmydestinyisabouttobedecided"——thisishowAglayaexpressedherself——"andIwishtofindouthowthematterstands,formyownsake,thoughIamgladyouareallhere。Allowmetoaskyou,prince,sinceyoucherishthoseintentions,howyouconsiderthatyouwillprovideformyhappiness?"
  "I——Idon’tquiteknowhowtoansweryourquestion,AglayaIvanovna。Whatistheretosaytosuchaquestion?And——andmustIanswer?"
  "Ithinkyouareratheroverwhelmedandoutofbreath。Havealittlerest,andtrytorecoveryourself。Takeaglassofwater,or——butthey’llgiveyousometeadirectly。"
  "Iloveyou,AglayaIvanovna,——Iloveyouverymuch。Iloveonlyyou——and——pleasedon’tjestaboutit,forIdoloveyouverymuch。"
  "Well,thismatterisimportant。Wearenotchildren——wemustlookintoitthoroughly。Nowthen,kindlytellme——whatdoesyourfortuneconsistof?"
  "No——Aglaya——come,enoughofthis,youmustn’tbehavelikethis,"
  saidherfather,indismay。
  "It’sdisgraceful,"saidLizabethaProkofievnainaloudwhisper。
  "She’smad——quite!"saidAlexandra。
  "Fortune——money——doyoumean?"askedtheprinceinsomesurprise。
  "Justso。"
  "Ihavenow——let’ssee——Ihaveahundredandthirty-fivethousandroubles,"saidtheprince,blushingviolently。
  "Isthatall,really?"saidAglaya,candidly,withouttheslightestshowofconfusion。"However,it’snotsobad,especiallyifmanagedwitheconomy。Doyouintendtoserve?"
  "I——Iintendedtotryforacertificateasprivatetutor。"
  "Verygood。Thatwouldincreaseourincomenicely。HaveyouanyintentionofbeingaKammer-junker?"
  "AKammer-junker?Ihadnotthoughtofit,but——"
  Butherethetwosisterscouldrestrainthemselvesnolonger,andbothofthemburstintoirrepressiblelaughter。
  AdelaidahadlongsincedetectedinAglaya’sfeaturesthegatheringsignsofanapproachingstormoflaughter,whichsherestrainedwithamazingself-control。
  Aglayalookedmenacinglyatherlaughingsisters,butcouldnotcontainherselfanylonger,andthenextminuteshetoohadburstintoanirrepressible,andalmosthysterical,fitofmirth。Atlengthshejumpedup,andranoutoftheroom。
  "Iknewitwasallajoke!"criedAdelaida。"Ifeltiteversince——sincethehedgehog。"
  "No,no!Icannotallowthis,——thisisalittletoomuch,"criedLizabethaProkofievna,explodingwithrage,andsherosefromherseatandfollowedAglayaoutoftheroomasquicklyasshecould。
  Thetwosistershurriedlywentafterher。
  Theprinceandthegeneralweretheonlytwopersonsleftintheroom。
  "It’s——it’sreally——nowcouldyouhaveimaginedanythinglikeit,LefNicolaievitch?"criedthegeneral。Hewasevidentlysomuchagitatedthathehardlyknewwhathewishedtosay。"Seriouslynow,seriouslyImean——"
  "IonlyseethatAglayaIvanovnaislaughingatme,"saidthepoorprince,sadly。
  "Waitabit,myboy,I’lljustgo——youstayhere,youknow。Butdojustexplain,ifyoucan,LefNicolaievitch,howintheworldhasallthiscomeabout?Andwhatdoesitallmean?Youmustunderstand,mydearfellow;Iamafather,yousee,andIoughttobeallowedtounderstandthematter——doexplain,Ibegyou!"
  "IloveAglayaIvanovna——sheknowsit,——andIthinkshemusthavelongknownit。"
  Thegeneralshruggedhisshoulders。
  "Strange——it’sstrange,"hesaid,"andyouloveherverymuch?"
  "Yes,verymuch。"
  "Well——it’sallmoststrangetome。Thatis——mydearfellow,itissuchasurprise——suchablow——that……Yousee,itisnotyourfinancialpositionthoughIshouldnotobjectifyouwereabitricher——Iamthinkingofmydaughter’shappiness,ofcourse,andthethingis——areyouabletogiveherthehappinessshedeserves?Andthen——isallthisajokeonherpart,orissheinearnest?Idon’tmeanonyourside,butonhers。"
  AtthismomentAlexandra’svoicewasheardoutsidethedoor,callingout"Papa!"
  "Waitformehere,myboy——willyou?Justwaitandthinkitallover,andI’llcomebackdirectly,"hesaidhurriedly,andmadeoffwithwhatlookedliketherapidityofalarminresponsetoAlexandra’scall。
  Hefoundthemotheranddaughterlockedinoneanother’sarms,minglingtheirtears。
  Thesewerethetearsofjoyandpeaceandreconciliation。Aglayawaskissinghermother’slipsandcheeksandhands;theywerehuggingeachotherinthemostardentway。
  "There,lookathernow——IvanFedorovitch!Heresheis——allofher!ThisisourREALAglayaatlast!"saidLizabethaProkofievna。
  Aglayaraisedherhappy,tearfulfacefromhermother’sbreast,glancedatherfather,andburstoutlaughing。Shesprangathimandhuggedhimtoo,andkissedhimoverandoveragain。Shethenrushedbacktohermotherandhidherfaceinthematernalbosom,andthereindulgedinmoretears。Hermothercoveredherwithacornerofhershawl。
  "Oh,youcruellittlegirl!Howwillyoutreatusallnext,I
  wonder?"shesaid,butshespokewitharingofjoyinhervoice,andasthoughshebreathedatlastwithouttheoppressionwhichshehadfeltsolong。
  "Cruel?"sobbedAglaya。"Yes,IAMcruel,andworthless,andspoiled——tellfatherso,——oh,hereheis——IforgotFather,listen!"Shelaughedthroughhertears。
  "Mydarling,mylittleidol,"criedthegeneral,kissingandfondlingherhandsAglayadidnotdrawthemaway;"soyoulovethisyoungman,doyou?"
  "No,no,no,can’tBEARhim,Ican’tBEARyouryoungman!"criedAglaya,raisingherhead。"AndifyoudaresaythatONCEmore,papa——I’mserious,youknow,I’m,——doyouhearme——I’mserious!"
  Shecertainlydidseemtobeseriousenough。Shehadflushedupalloverandhereyeswereblazing。
  Thegeneralfelttroubledandremainedsilent,whileLizabethaProkofievnatelegraphedtohimfrombehindAglayatoasknoquestions。
  "Ifthat’sthecase,darling——then,ofcourse,youshalldoexactlyasyoulike。Heiswaitingalonedownstairs。Hadn’tI
  betterhinttohimgentlythathecango?"ThegeneraltelegraphedtoLizabethaProkofievnainhisturn。
  "No,no,youneedn’tdoanythingofthesort;youmustn’thintgentlyatall。I’llgodownmyselfdirectly。Iwishtoapologizetothisyoungman,becauseIhurthisfeelings。"
  "Yes,SERIOUSLY,"saidthegeneral,gravely。
  "Well,you’dbetterstayhere,allofyou,foralittle,andI’llgodowntohimalonetobeginwith。I’lljustgoinandthenyoucanfollowmealmostatonce。That’sthebestway。"
  Shehadalmostreachedthedoorwhensheturnedroundagain。
  "Ishalllaugh——IknowIshall;Ishalldieoflaughing,"shesaid,lugubriously。
  However,sheturnedandrandowntotheprinceasfastasherfeetcouldcarryher。
  "Well,whatdoesitallmean?Whatdoyoumakeofit?"askedthegeneralofhisspouse,hurriedly。
  "Ihardlydaresay,"saidLizabetha,ashurriedly,"butIthinkit’sasplainasanythingcanbe。"
  "Ithinksotoo,asclearasday;sheloveshim。"
  "Loveshim?Sheisheadoverearsinlove,that’swhatsheis,"
  putinAlexandra。
  "Well,Godblessher,Godblessher,ifsuchisherdestiny,"
  saidLizabetha,crossingherselfdevoutly。
  "H’mdestinyitis,"saidthegeneral,"andthere’snogettingoutofdestiny。"
  Withthesewordstheyallmovedofftowardsthedrawing-room,whereanothersurpriseawaitedthem。Aglayahadnotonlynotlaughed,asshehadfeared,buthadgonetotheprincerathertimidly,andsaidtohim:
  "Forgiveasilly,horrid,spoiltgirl"——shetookhishandhere——
  "andbequiteassuredthatweallofusesteemyoubeyondallwords。AndifIdaredtoturnyourbeautiful,admirablesimplicitytoridicule,forgivemeasyouwouldalittlechilditsmischief。Forgivemeallmyabsurdityofjustnow,which,ofcourse,meantnothing,andcouldnothavetheslightestconsequence。"Shespokethesewordswithgreatemphasis。
  Herfather,mother,andsisterscameintotheroomandweremuchstruckwiththelastwords,whichtheyjustcaughtastheyentered——"absurditywhichofcoursemeantnothing"——andstillmoresowiththeemphasiswithwhichAglayahadspoken。
  Theyexchangedglancesquestioningly,buttheprincedidnotseemtohaveunderstoodthemeaningofAglaya’swords;hewasinthehighestheavenofdelight。
  "Whydoyouspeakso?"hemurmured。"Whydoyouaskmyforgiveness?"
  Hewishedtoaddthathewasunworthyofbeingaskedforforgivenessbyher,butpaused。PerhapshedidunderstandAglaya’ssentenceabout"absurditywhichmeantnothing,"andlikethestrangefellowthathewas,rejoicedinthewords。
  UndoubtedlythefactthathemightnowcomeandseeAglayaasmuchashepleasedagainwasquiteenoughtomakehimperfectlyhappy;thathemightcomeandspeaktoher,andseeher,andsitbyher,andwalkwithher——whoknows,butthatallthiswasquiteenoughtosatisfyhimforthewholeofhislife,andthathewoulddesirenomoretotheendoftime?
  LizabethaProkofievnafeltthatthismightbethecase,andshedidn’tlikeit;thoughveryprobablyshecouldnothaveputtheideaintowords。
  Itwouldbedifficulttodescribetheanimationandhighspiritswhichdistinguishedtheprincefortherestoftheevening。
  Hewassohappythat"itmadeonefeelhappytolookathim,"asAglaya’ssistersexpresseditafterwards。Hetalked,andtoldstoriesjustashehaddoneoncebefore,andneversince,namelyontheveryfirstmorningofhisacquaintancewiththeEpanchins,sixmonthsago。SincehisreturntoPetersburgfromMoscow,hehadbeenremarkablysilent,andhadtoldPrinceS。ononeoccasion,beforeeveryone,thathedidnotthinkhimselfjustifiedindegradinganythoughtbyhisunworthywords。
  Butthiseveninghedidnearlyallthetalkinghimself,andtoldstoriesbythedozen,whileheansweredallquestionsputtohimclearly,gladly,andwithanyamountofdetail。
  Therewasnothing,however,oflove-makinginhistalk。Hisideaswereallofthemostseriouskind;somewereevenmysticalandprofound。
  Heairedhisownviewsonvariousmatters,someofhismostprivateopinionsandobservations,manyofwhichwouldhaveseemedratherfunny,sohishearersagreedafterwards,hadtheynotbeensowellexpressed。
  Thegenerallikedserioussubjectsofconversation;butbothheandLizabethaProkofievnafeltthattheywerehavingalittletoomuchofagoodthingtonight,andastheeveningadvanced,theybothgrewmoreorlessmelancholy;buttowardsnight,theprincefelltotellingfunnystories,andwasalwaysthefirsttoburstoutlaughinghimself,whichheinvariablydidsojoyouslyandsimplythattherestlaughedjustasmuchathimasathisstories。
  AsforAglaya,shehardlysaidawordalltheevening;butshelistenedwithallherearstoLefNicolaievitch’stalk,andscarcelytookhereyesoffhim。
  "Shelookedathim,andstaredandstared,andhungoneverywordhesaid,"saidLizabethaafterwards,toherhusband,"andyet,tellherthatsheloveshim,andsheisfurious!"
  "What’stobedone?It’sfate,"saidthegeneral,shrugginghisshoulders,and,foralongwhileafter,hecontinuedtorepeat:
  "It’sfate,it’sfate!"
  WemayaddthattoabusinessmanlikeGeneralEpanchinthepresentpositionofaffairswasmostunsatisfactory。Hehatedtheuncertaintyinwhichtheyhadbeen,perforce,left。However,hedecidedtosaynomoreaboutit,andmerelytolookon,andtakehistimeandtunefromLizabethaProkofievna。
  Thehappystateinwhichthefamilyhadspenttheevening,asjustrecorded,wasnotofverylongduration。NextdayAglayaquarrelledwiththeprinceagain,andsoshecontinuedtobehaveforthenextfewdays。Forwholehoursatatimesheridiculedandchaffedthewretchedman,andmadehimalmostalaughing-
  stock。
  Itistruethattheyusedtositinthelittlesummer-housetogetherforanhourortwoatatime,veryoften,butitwasobservedthatontheseoccasionstheprincewouldreadthepaper,orsomebook,aloudtoAglaya。
  "Doyouknow,"Aglayasaidtohimonce,interruptingthereading,"I’veremarkedthatyouaredreadfullybadlyeducated。Youneverknowanythingthoroughly,ifoneasksyou;neitheranyone’sname,nordates,norabouttreatiesandsoon。It’sagreatpity,youknow!"
  "ItoldyouIhadnothadmuchofaneducation,"repliedtheprince。
  "HowamItorespectyou,ifthat’sthecase?Readonnow。No——
  don’t!Stopreading!"
  Andoncemore,thatsameevening,Aglayamystifiedthemall。
  PrinceS。hadreturned,andAglayawasparticularlyamiabletohim,andaskedagreatdealafterEvgeniePavlovitch。Muishkinhadnotcomeinasyet。
  SuddenlyPrinceS。hintedsomethingabout"anewandapproachingchangeinthefamily。"HewasledtothisremarkbyacommunicationinadvertentlymadetohimbyLizabethaProkofievna,thatAdelaida’smarriagemustbepostponedalittlelonger,inorderthatthetwoweddingsmightcomeofftogether。
  ItisimpossibletodescribeAglaya’sirritation。Sheflaredup,andsaidsomeindignantwordsabout"allthesesillyinsinuations。"Sheaddedthat"shehadnointentionsasyetofreplacinganybody’smistress。"
  Thesewordspainfullyimpressedthewholeparty;butespeciallyherparents。LizabethaProkofievnasummonedasecretcounciloftwo,andinsisteduponthegeneral’sdemandingfromtheprinceafullexplanationofhisrelationswithNastasiaPhilipovna。ThegeneralarguedthatitwasonlyawhimofAglaya’s;andthat,hadnotPrinceS。unfortunatelymadethatremark,whichhadconfusedthechildandmadeherblush,sheneverwouldhavesaidwhatshedid;andthathewassureAglayaknewwellthatanythingshemighthaveheardoftheprinceandNastasiaPhilipovnawasmerelythefabricationofmalicioustongues,andthatthewomanwasgoingtomarryRogojin。HeinsistedthattheprincehadnothingwhatevertodowithNastasiaPhilipovna,sofarasanyliaisonwasconcerned;and,ifthetruthweretobetoldaboutit,headded,neverhadhad。
  Meanwhilenothingputtheprinceout,andhecontinuedtobeintheseventhheavenofbliss。Ofcoursehecouldnotfailtoobservesomeimpatienceandill-temperinAglayanowandthen;
  buthebelievedinsomethingelse,andnothingcouldnowshakehisconviction。Besides,Aglaya’sfrownsneverlastedlong;theydisappearedofthemselves。
  Perhapshewastooeasyinhismind。SothoughtHippolyte,atallevents,whomethimintheparkoneday。
  "Didn’tItellyouthetruthnow,whenIsaidyouwereinlove?"
  hesaid,cominguptoMuishkinofhisownaccord,andstoppinghim。
  Theprincegavehimhishandandcongratulatedhimupon"lookingsowell。"
  Hippolytehimselfseemedtobehopefulabouthisstateofhealth,asisoftenthecasewithconsumptives。
  Hehadapproachedtheprincewiththeintentionoftalkingsarcasticallyabouthishappyexpressionofface,butverysoonforgothisintentionandbegantotalkabouthimself。Hebegancomplainingabouteverything,disconnectedlyandendlessly,aswashiswont。
  "Youwouldn’tbelieve,"heconcluded,"howirritatingtheyallarethere。Theyaresuchwretchedlysmall,vain,egotistical,COMMONPLACEpeople!Wouldyoubelieveit,theyinvitedmethereundertheexpressconditionthatIshoulddiequickly,andtheyareallaswildaspossiblewithmefornothavingdiedyet,andforbeing,onthecontrary,agooddealbetter!Isn’titacomedy?Idon’tmindbettingthatyoudon’tbelieveme!"
  Theprincesaidnothing。
  "Isometimesthinkofcomingovertoyouagain,"saidHippolyte,carelessly。"SoyouDON’Tthinkthemcapableofinvitingamanontheconditionthatheistolooksharpanddie?"
  "Icertainlythoughttheyinvitedyouwithquiteotherviews。"
  "Ho,ho!youarenotnearlysosimpleastheytrytomakeyouout!Thisisnotthetimeforit,orIwouldtellyouathingortwoaboutthatbeauty,Gania,andhishopes。Youarebeingundermined,pitilesslyundermined,and——anditisreallymelancholytoseeyousocalmaboutit。Butalas!it’syournature——youcan’thelpit!"
  "Myword!whatathingtobemelancholyabout!Why,doyouthinkIshouldbeanyhappierifIweretofeeldisturbedabouttheexcavationsyoutellmeof?"
  "Itisbettertobeunhappyandknowtheworst,thantobehappyinafool’sparadise!Isupposeyoudon’tbelievethatyouhavearivalinthatquarter?"
  "Yourinsinuationsastorivalryarerathercynical,Hippolyte。
  I’msorrytosayIhavenorighttoansweryou!AsforGania,I
  putittoyou,CANanymanhaveahappymindafterpassingthroughwhathehashadtosuffer?Ithinkthatisthebestwaytolookatit。Hewillchangeyet,hehaslotsoftimebeforehim,andlifeisrich;besides——besides……"theprincehesitated。"Astobeingundermined,Idon’tknowwhatintheworldyouaredrivingat,Hippolyte。Ithinkwehadbetterdropthesubject!"
  "Verywell,we’lldropitforawhile。Youcan’tlookatanythingbutinyourexalted,generousway。Youmustputoutyourfingerandtouchathingbeforeyou’llbelieveit,eh?Ha!ha!ha!I
  supposeyoudespisemedreadfully,prince,eh?Whatdoyouthink?"
  "Why?Becauseyouhavesufferedmorethanwehave?"
  "No;becauseIamunworthyofmysufferings,ifyoulike!"
  "WhoeverCANsufferisworthytosuffer,Ishouldthink。AglayaIvanovnawishedtoseeyou,aftershehadreadyourconfession,but——"
  "Shepostponedthepleasure——Isee——Iquiteunderstand!"saidHippolyte,hurriedly,asthoughhewishedtobanishthesubject。
  "Ihear——theytellme——thatyoureadherallthatnonsensealoud?
  Stupid@boshitwas——writtenindelirium。AndIcan’tunderstandhowanyonecanbesoIwon’tsayCRUEL,becausethewordwouldbehumiliatingtomyself,butwe’llsaychildishlyvainandrevengeful,astoREPROACHmewiththisconfession,anduseitasaweaponagainstme。Don’tbeafraid,I’mnotreferringtoyourself。"
  "Oh,butI’msorryyourepudiatetheconfession,Hippolyte——itissincere;and,doyouknow,eventheabsurdpartsofit——andthesearemany"hereHippolytefrownedsavagely"are,asitwere,redeemedbysuffering——foritmusthavecostyousomethingtoadmitwhatyoutheresay——greattorture,perhaps,forallIknow。
  Yourmotivemusthavebeenaverynobleoneallthrough。Whatevermayhaveappearedtothecontrary,Igiveyoumyword,Iseethismoreplainlyeveryday。Idonotjudgeyou;Imerelysaythistohaveitoffmymind,andIamonlysorrythatIdidnotsayitallTHEN——"
  Hippolyteflushedhotly。Hehadthoughtatfirstthattheprincewas"humbugging"him;butonlookingathisfacehesawthathewasabsolutelyserious,andhadnothoughtofanydeception。
  Hippolytebeamedwithgratification。
  "AndyetImustdie,"hesaid,andalmostadded:"amanlikeme@
  "AndimaginehowthatGaniaannoysme!Hehasdevelopedtheidea——orpretendstobelieve——thatinallprobabilitythreeorfourotherswhoheardmyconfessionwilldiebeforeIdo。There’sanideaforyou——andallthisbywayofCONSOLINGme!Ha!ha!ha!Inthefirstplacetheyhaven’tdiedyet;andinthesecond,iftheyDIDdie——allofthem——whatwouldbethesatisfactiontomeinthat?Hejudgesmebyhimself。Buthegoesfurther,heactuallypitchesintomebecause,ashedeclares,’anydecentfellow’
  woulddiequietly,andthat’allthis’ismereegotismonmypart。Hedoesn’tseewhatrefinementofegotismitisonhisownpart——andatthesametime,whatox-likecoarseness!HaveyoueverreadofthedeathofoneStepanGleboff,intheeighteenthcentury?Ireadofityesterdaybychance。"
  "Whowashe?"
  HewasimpaledonastakeinthetimeofPeter。"
  "Iknow,Iknow!Helaytherefifteenhoursinthehardfrost,anddiedwiththemostextraordinaryfortitude——Iknow——whatofhim?"
  "OnlythatGodgivesthatsortofdyingtosome,andnottoothers。Perhapsyouthink,though,thatIcouldnotdielikeGleboff?"
  "Notatall!"saidtheprince,blushing。"Iwasonlygoingtosaythatyou——notthatyoucouldnotbelikeGleboff——butthatyouwouldhavebeenmorelike@
  "Iguesswhatyoumean——IshouldbeanOsterman,notaGleboff——
  eh?Isthatwhatyoumeant?"
  "WhatOsterman?"askedtheprinceinsomesurprise。
  "Why,Osterman——thediplomatist。Peter’sOsterman,"mutteredHippolyte,confused。Therewasamoment’spauseofmutualconfusion。
  Oh,no,no!"saidtheprinceatlast,"thatwasnotwhatIwasgoingtosay——ohno!Idon’tthinkyouwouldeverhavebeenlikeOsterman。"
  Hippolytefrownedgloomily。
  "I’lltellyouwhyIdrawtheconclusion,"explainedtheprince,evidentlydesirousofclearingupthematteralittle。"Because,thoughIoftenthinkoverthemenofthosetimes,Icannotforthelifeofmeimaginethemtobelikeourselves。Itreallyappearstomethattheywereofanotherracealtogetherthanourselvesoftoday。Atthattimepeopleseemedtosticksotooneidea;now,theyaremorenervous,moresensitive,moreenlightened——peopleoftwoorthreeideasatonce——asitwere。
  Themanoftodayisabroaderman,sotospeak——andIdeclareI
  believethatiswhatpreventshimfrombeingsoself-containedandindependentabeingashisbrotherofthoseearlierdays。Ofcoursemyremarkwasonlymadeunderthisimpression,andnotintheleast@
  "Iquiteunderstand。Youaretryingtocomfortmeforthenaivenesswithwhichyoudisagreedwithme——eh?Ha!ha!ha!Youarearegularchild,prince!However,Icannothelpseeingthatyoualwaystreatmelike——likeafragilechinacup。Nevermind,nevermind,I’mnotabitangry!Atalleventswehavehadaveryfunnytalk。Doyouknow,allthingsconsidered,IshouldliketobesomethingbetterthanOsterman!Iwouldn’ttakethetroubletorisefromthedeadtobeanOsterman。However,IseeImustmakearrangementstodiesoon,orImyself。Well——leavemenow!Aurevoir。Lookhere——beforeyougo,justgivemeyouropinion:howdoyouthinkIoughttodie,now?Imean——thebest,themostvirtuousway?Tellme!"
  "Youshouldpassusbyandforgiveusourhappiness,"saidtheprinceinalowvoice。
  "Ha!ha!ha!Ithoughtso。IthoughtIshouldhearsomethinglikethat。Well,youare——youreallyare——ohdearme!Eloquence,eloquence!Good-bye!"
  VI。
  AstotheeveningpartyattheEpanchins’atwhichPrincessBielokonskiwastobepresent,Variahadreportedwithaccuracy;
  thoughshehadperhapsexpressedherselftoostrongly。
  Thethingwasdecidedinahurryandwithacertainamountofquiteunnecessaryexcitement,doubtlessbecause"nothingcouldbedoneinthishouselikeanywhereelse。"
  TheimpatienceofLizabethaProkofievna"togetthingssettled"
  explainedagooddeal,aswellastheanxietyofbothparentsforthehappinessoftheirbeloveddaughter。Besides,PrincessBielokonskiwasgoingawaysoon,andtheyhopedthatshewouldtakeaninterestintheprince。Theywereanxiousthatheshouldentersocietyundertheauspicesofthislady,whosepatronagewasthebestofrecommendationsforanyyoungman。
  Evenifthereseemssomethingstrangeaboutthematch,thegeneralandhiswifesaidtoeachother,the"world"willacceptAglaya’sfiancewithoutanyquestionifheisunderthepatronageoftheprincess。Inanycase,theprincewouldhavetobe"shown"
  soonerorlater;thatis,introducedintosociety,ofwhichhehad,sofar,nottheleastidea。Moreover,itwasonlyaquestionofasmallgatheringofafewintimatefriends。BesidesPrincessBielokonski,onlyoneotherladywasexpected,thewifeofahighdignitary。EvgeniePavlovitch,whowastoescorttheprincess,wastheonlyyoungman。
  Muishkinwastoldoftheprincess’svisitthreedaysbeforehand,butnothingwassaidtohimaboutthepartyuntilthenightbeforeitwastotakeplace。
  Hecouldnothelpobservingtheexcitedandagitatedconditionofallmembersofthefamily,andfromcertainhintsdroppedinconversationhegatheredthattheywereallanxiousastotheimpressionheshouldmakeupontheprincess。ButtheEpanchins,oneandall,believedthatMuishkin,inhissimplicityofmind,wasquiteincapableofrealizingthattheycouldbefeelinganyanxietyonhisaccount,andforthisreasontheyalllookedathimwithdreadanduneasiness。
  Inpointoffact,hedidattachmarvellouslylittleimportancetotheapproachingevent。Hewasoccupiedwithaltogetherdifferentthoughts。Aglayawasgrowinghourlymorecapriciousandgloomy,andthisdistressedhim。WhentheytoldhimthatEvgeniePavlovitchwasexpected,heevincedgreatdelight,andsaidthathehadlongwishedtoseehim——andsomehowthesewordsdidnotpleaseanyone。
  Aglayalefttheroominafitofirritation,anditwasnotuntillateintheevening,pasteleven,whentheprincewastakinghisdeparture,thatshesaidawordortwotohim,privately,assheaccompaniedhimasfarasthefrontdoor。
  "Ishouldlikeyou,"shesaid,"nottocomeheretomorrowuntilevening,whentheguestsareallassembled。Youknowtherearetobeguests,don’tyou?"
  Shespokeimpatientlyandwithseverity;thiswasthefirstallusionshehadmadetothepartyoftomorrow。
  Shehatedtheideaofit,everyonesawthat;andshewouldprobablyhavelikedtoquarrelaboutitwithherparents,butprideandmodestypreventedherfrombroachingthesubject。
  TheprincejumpedtotheconclusionthatAglaya,too,wasnervousabouthim,andtheimpressionhewouldmake,andthatshedidnotliketoadmitheranxiety;andthisthoughtalarmedhim。
  "Yes,Iaminvited,"hereplied。