VII。
  THEyoungfellowaccompanyingthegeneralwasabouttwenty-eight,tall,andwellbuilt,withahandsomeandcleverface,andbrightblackeyes,fulloffunandintelligence。
  Aglayadidnotsomuchasglanceatthenewarrivals,butwentonwithherrecitation,gazingattheprincethewhileinanaffectedmanner,andathimalone。Itwascleartohimthatshewasdoingallthiswithsomespecialobject。
  Butthenewguestsatleastsomewhateasedhisstrainedanduncomfortableposition。Seeingthemapproaching,herosefromhischair,andnoddingamicablytothegeneral,signedtohimnottointerrupttherecitation。Hethengotbehindhischair,andstoodtherewithhislefthandrestingonthebackofit。Thankstothischangeofposition,hewasabletolistentotheballadwithfarlessembarrassmentthanbefore。Mrs。Epanchinhadalsotwicemotionedtothenewarrivalstobequiet,andstaywheretheywere。
  Theprincewasmuchinterestedintheyoungmanwhohadjustentered。HeeasilyconcludedthatthiswasEvgeniePavlovitchRadomski,ofwhomhehadalreadyheardmentionseveraltimes。Hewaspuzzled,however,bytheyoungman’splainclothes,forhehadalwaysheardofEvgeniePavlovitchasamilitaryman。AnironicalsmileplayedonEvgenie’slipsallthewhiletherecitationwasproceeding,whichshowedthathe,too,wasprobablyinthesecretofthe’poorknight’joke。ButithadbecomequiteadifferentmatterwithAglaya。Alltheaffectationofmannerwhichshehaddisplayedatthebeginningdisappearedastheballadproceeded。Shespokethelinesinsoseriousandexaltedamanner,andwithsomuchtaste,thatsheevenseemedtojustifytheexaggeratedsolemnitywithwhichshehadsteppedforward。Itwasimpossibletodiscerninhernowanythingbutadeepfeelingforthespiritofthepoemwhichshehadundertakentointerpret。
  Hereyeswereaglowwithinspiration,andaslighttremorofrapturepassedoverherlovelyfeaturesonceortwice。Shecontinuedtorecite:
  "Oncetherecameavisionglorious,Mystic,dreadful,wondrousfair;
  Burneditselfintohisspirit,Andabodeforeverthere!
  "Nevermore——fromthatsweetmoment——
  Gazedheonwomankind;
  HewasdumbtoloveandwooingAndtoalltheirgracesblind。
  "Fullofloveforthatsweetvision,Braveandpurehetookthefield;
  WithhisbloodhestainedthelettersN。P。B。uponhisshield。
  "’Lumencaeli,sanctaRosa!’
  Shoutingonthefoehefell,Andlikethunderranghiswar-cryO’erthecoweringinfidel。
  "Thenwithinhisdistantcastle,Homereturned,hedreamedhisdays-
  Silent,sad,——andwhendeathtookhimHewasmad,thelegendsays。"
  Whenrecallingallthisafterwardstheprincecouldnotforthelifeofhimunderstandhowtoreconcilethebeautiful,sincere,purenatureofthegirlwiththeironyofthisjest。Thatitwasajesttherewasnodoubtwhatever;heknewthatwellenough,andhadgoodreason,too,forhisconviction;forduringherrecitationoftheballadAglayahaddeliberatelychangedthelettersA。N。B。intoN。P。B。Hewasquitesureshehadnotdonethisbyaccident,andthathisearshadnotdeceivedhim。Atalleventsherperformance——whichwasajoke,ofcourse,ifratheracrudeone,——waspremeditated。Theyhadevidentlytalkedandlaughedoverthe’poorknight’formorethanamonth。
  YetAglayahadbroughtouttheselettersN。P。B。notonlywithouttheslightestappearanceofirony,orevenanyparticularaccentuation,butwithsoevenandunbrokenanappearanceofseriousnessthatassuredlyanyonemighthavesupposedthattheseinitialsweretheoriginaloneswrittenintheballad。Thethingmadeanuncomfortableimpressionupontheprince。OfcourseMrs。
  Epanchinsawnothingeitherinthechangeofinitialsorintheinsinuationembodiedtherein。GeneralEpanchinonlyknewthattherewasarecitationofversesgoingon,andtooknofurtherinterestinthematter。Oftherestoftheaudience,manyhadunderstoodtheallusionandwonderedbothatthedaringoftheladyandatthemotiveunderlyingit,buttriedtoshownosignoftheirfeelings。ButEvgeniePavlovitchastheprincewasreadytowagerbothcomprehendedandtriedhisbesttoshowthathecomprehended;hissmilewastoomockingtoleaveanydoubtonthatpoint。
  "Howbeautifulthatis!"criedMrs。Epanchin,withsincereadmiration。"Whoseisit?’
  "Pushkin’s,mama,ofcourse!Don’tdisgraceusallbyshowingyourignorance,"saidAdelaida。
  "Assoonaswereachhomegiveittometoread。"
  "Idon’tthinkwehaveacopyofPushkininthehouse。"
  "Thereareacoupleoftornvolumessomewhere;theyhavebeenlyingaboutfromtimeimmemorial,"addedAlexandra。
  "SendFeodororAlexeyupbytheveryfirsttraintobuyacopy,then——Aglaya,comehere——kissme,dear,yourecitedbeautifully!
  but,"sheaddedinawhisper,"ifyouweresincereIamsorryforyou。Ifitwasajoke,Idonotapproveofthefeelingswhichpromptedyoutodoit,andinanycaseyouwouldhavedonefarbetternottoreciteitatall。Doyouunderstand?——Nowcomealong,youngwoman;we’vesatheretoolong。I’llspeaktoyouaboutthisanothertime。"
  MeanwhiletheprincetooktheopportunityofgreetingGeneralEpanchin,andthegeneralintroducedEvgeniePavlovitchtohim。
  "Icaughthimuponthewaytoyourhouse,"explainedthegeneral。"Hehadheardthatwewereallhere。"
  "Yes,andIheardthatyouwerehere,too,"addedEvgeniePavlovitch;"andsinceIhadlongpromisedmyselfthepleasureofseekingnotonlyyouracquaintancebutyourfriendship,Ididnotwishtowastetime,butcamestraighton。Iamsorrytohearthatyouareunwell。"
  "Oh,butI’mquitewellnow,thankyou,andverygladtomakeyouracquaintance。PrinceS。hasoftenspokentomeaboutyou,"
  saidMuishkin,andforaninstantthetwomenlookedintentlyintooneanother’seyes。
  TheprinceremarkedthatEvgeniePavlovitch’splainclotheshadevidentlymadeagreatimpressionuponthecompanypresent,somuchsothatallotherinterestsseemedtobeeffacedbeforethissurprisingfact。
  Hischangeofdresswasevidentlyamatterofsomeimportance。
  AdelaidaandAlexandrapouredoutastreamofquestions;PrinceS。,arelativeoftheyoungman,appearedannoyed;andIvanFedorovitchquiteexcited。Aglayaalonewasnotinterested。ShemerelylookedcloselyatEvgenieforaminute,curiousperhapsastowhethercivilormilitaryclothesbecamehimbest,thenturnedawayandpaidnomoreattentiontohimorhiscostume。LizabethaProkofievnaaskednoquestions,butitwasclearthatshewasuneasy,andtheprincefanciedthatEvgeniewasnotinhergoodgraces。
  "Hehasastonishedme,"saidIvanFedorovitch。"Inearlyfelldownwithsurprise。IcouldhardlybelievemyeyeswhenImethiminPetersburgjustnow。Whythishaste?That’swhatIwanttoknow。Hehasalwayssaidhimselfthatthereisnoneedtobreakwindows。"
  EvgeniePavlovitchremarkedherethathehadspokenofhisintentionofleavingtheservicelongago。Hehad,however,alwaysmademoreorlessofajokeaboutit,sonoonehadtakenhimseriously。Forthatmatterhejokedabouteverything,andhisfriendsneverknewwhattobelieve,especiallyifhedidnotwishthemtounderstandhim。
  "Ihaveonlyretiredforatime,"saidhe,laughing。"Forafewmonths;atmostforayear。"
  "Butthereisnonecessityforyoutoretireatall,"complainedthegeneral,"asfarasIknow。"
  "Iwanttogoandlookaftermycountryestates。Youadvisedmetodothatyourself,"wasthereply。"AndthenIwishtogoabroad。"
  Afterafewmoreexpostulations,theconversationdriftedintootherchannels,buttheprince,whohadbeenanattentivelistener,thoughtallthisexcitementaboutsosmallamatterverycurious。"Theremustbemoreinitthanappears,"hesaidtohimself。
  "Iseethe’poorknight’hascomeonthesceneagain,"saidEvgeniePavlovitch,steppingtoAglaya’sside。
  Totheamazementoftheprince,whooverheardtheremark,Aglayalookedhaughtilyandinquiringlyatthequestioner,asthoughshewouldgivehimtoknow,onceforall,thattherecouldbenotalkbetweenthemaboutthe’poorknight,’andthatshedidnotunderstandhisquestion。
  "Butnotnow!ItistoolatetosendtotownforaPushkinnow。
  Itismuchtoolate,Isay!"Coliawasexclaiminginaloudvoice。"Ihavetoldyousoatleastahundredtimes。"
  "Yes,itisreallymuchtoolatetosendtotownnow,"saidEvgeniePavlovitch,whohadescapedfromAglayaasrapidlyaspossible。"IamsuretheshopsareshutinPetersburg;itispasteighto’clock,"headded,lookingathiswatch。
  "Wehavedonewithouthimsofar,"interruptedAdelaidainherturn。"Surelywecanwaituntilto-morrow。"
  "Besides,"saidColia,"itisquiteunusual,almostimproper,forpeopleinourpositiontotakeanyinterestinliterature。AskEvgeniePavlovitchifIamnotright。Itismuchmorefashionabletodriveawaggonettewithredwheels。"
  "Yougotthatfromsomemagazine,Colia,"remarkedAdelaida。
  "Hegetsmostofhisconversationinthatway,"laughedEvgeniePavlovitch。"Heborrowswholephrasesfromthereviews。IhavelonghadthepleasureofknowingbothNicholaiArdalionovitchandhisconversationalmethods,butthistimehewasnotrepeatingsomethinghehadread;hewasalluding,nodoubt,tomyyellowwaggonette,whichhas,orhad,redwheels。ButIhaveexchangedit,soyouareratherbehindthetimes,Colia。"
  TheprincehadbeenlisteningattentivelytoRadomski’swords,andthoughthismannerverypleasant。WhenColiachaffedhimabouthiswaggonettehehadrepliedwithperfectequalityandinafriendlyfashion。ThispleasedMuishkin。
  AtthismomentVeracameuptoLizabethaProkofievna,carryingseverallargeandbeautifullyboundbooks,apparentlyquitenew。
  "Whatisit?"demandedthelady。
  "ThisisPushkin,"repliedthegirl。"Papatoldmetoofferittoyou。"
  "What?Impossible!"exclaimedMrs。Epanchin。
  "Notasapresent,notasapresent!Ishouldnothavetakentheliberty,"saidLebedeff,appearingsuddenlyfrombehindhisdaughter。"ItisourownPushkin,ourfamilycopy,Annenkoff’sedition;itcouldnotbeboughtnow。Ibegtosuggest,withgreatrespect,thatyourexcellencyshouldbuyit,andthusquenchthenobleliterarythirstwhichisconsumingyouatthismoment,"heconcludedgrandiloquently。
  "Oh!ifyouwillsellit,verygood——andthankyou。Youshallnotbealoser!Butforgoodness’sake,don’ttwistaboutlikethat,sir!Ihaveheardofyou;theytellmeyouareaverylearnedperson。Wemusthaveatalkoneofthesedays。Youwillbringmethebooksyourself?"
  "Withthegreatestrespect……and……andveneration,"repliedLebedeff,makingextraordinarygrimaces。
  "Well,bringthem,withorwithoutrespect,providedalwaysyoudonotdropthemontheway;butonthecondition,"wentonthelady,lookingfullathim,"thatyoudonotcrossmythreshold。I
  donotintendtoreceiveyoutoday。YoumaysendyourdaughterVeraatonce,ifyoulike。Iammuchpleasedwithher。"
  "Whydon’tyoutellhimaboutthem?"saidVeraimpatientlytoherfather。"Theywillcomein,whetheryouannouncethemornot,andtheyarebeginningtomakearow。LefNicolaievitch,"——sheaddressedherselftotheprince——"fourmenarehereaskingforyou。Theyhavewaitedsometime,andarebeginningtomakeafuss,andpapawillnotbringthemin。"
  "Whoarethesepeople?"saidtheprince。
  "Theysaythattheyhavecomeonbusiness,andtheyarethekindofmen,who,ifyoudonotseethemhere,willfollowyouaboutthestreet。Itwouldbebettertoreceivethem,andthenyouwillgetridofthem。GavrilaArdalionovitchandPtitsinareboththere,tryingtomakethemhearreason。"
  "Pavlicheff’sson!Itisnotworthwhile!"criedLebedeff。"Thereisnonecessitytoseethem,anditwouldbemostunpleasantforyourexcellency。Theydonotdeserve……"
  "What?Pavlicheff’sson!"criedtheprince,muchperturbed。"I
  know……Iknow——butIentrustedthismattertoGavrilaArdalionovitch。Hetoldme……"
  AtthatmomentGania,accompaniedbyPtitsin,cameouttotheterrace。Fromanadjoiningroomcameanoiseofangryvoices,andGeneralIvolgin,inloudtones,seemedtobetryingtoshoutthemdown。Coliarushedoffatoncetoinvestigatethecauseoftheuproar。
  "Thisismostinteresting!"observedEvgeniePavlovitch。
  "Iexpectheknowsallaboutit!"thoughttheprince。
  "What,thesonofPavlicheff?AndwhomaythissonofPavlicheffbe?"askedGeneralEpanchinwithsurprise;andlookingcuriouslyaroundhim,hediscoveredthathealonehadnocluetothemystery。Expectationandsuspensewereoneveryface,withtheexceptionofthatoftheprince,whostoodgravelywonderinghowanaffairsoentirelypersonalcouldhaveawakenedsuchlivelyandwidespreadinterestinsoshortatime。
  Aglayawentuptohimwithapeculiarlyseriouslook"Itwillbewell,"shesaid,"ifyouputanendtothisaffairyourselfATONCE:butyoumustallowustobeyourwitnesses。
  Theywanttothrowmudatyou,prince,andyoumustbetriumphantlyvindicated。Igiveyoujoybeforehand!"
  "AndIalsowishforjusticetobedone,onceforall,"criedMadameEpanchin,"aboutthisimpudentclaim。Dealwiththempromptly,prince,anddon’tsparethem!Iamsickofhearingabouttheaffair,andmanyaquarrelIhavehadinyourcause。
  ButIconfessIamanxioustoseewhathappens,sodomakethemcomeouthere,andwewillremain。Youhaveheardpeopletalkingaboutit,nodoubt?"sheadded,turningtoPrinceS。
  "Ofcourse,"saidhe。"Ihavehearditspokenaboutatyourhouse,andIamanxioustoseetheseyoungmen!"
  "TheyareNihilists,aretheynot?"
  "No,theyarenotNihilists,"explainedLebedeff,whoseemedmuchexcited。"Thisisanotherlot——aspecialgroup。AccordingtomynephewtheyaremoreadvancedeventhantheNihilists。Youarequitewrong,excellency,ifyouthinkthatyourpresencewillintimidatethem;nothingintimidatesthem。Educatedmen,learnedmeneven,aretobefoundamongNihilists;thesegofurther,inthattheyaremenofaction。Themovementis,properlyspeaking,aderivativefromNihilism——thoughtheyareonlyknownindirectly,andbyhearsay,fortheyneveradvertisetheirdoingsinthepapers。Theygostraighttothepoint。Forthem,itisnotaquestionofshowingthatPushkinisstupid,orthatRussiamustbetorninpieces。No;butiftheyhaveagreatdesireforanything,theybelievetheyhavearighttogetitevenatthecostofthelives,say,ofeightpersons。Theyarecheckedbynoobstacles。Infact,prince,Ishouldnotadviseyou……"
  ButMuishkinhadrisen,andwasonhiswaytoopenthedoorforhisvisitors。
  "Youareslanderingthem,Lebedeff,"saidhe,smiling。
  "Youarealwaysthinkingaboutyournephew’sconduct。Don’tbelievehim,LizabethaProkofievna。IcanassureyouGorskyandDaniloffareexceptions——andthattheseareonly……mistaken。
  However,Idonotcareaboutreceivingthemhere,inpublic。
  Excuseme,LizabethaProkofievna。Theyarecoming,andyoucanseethem,andthenIwilltakethemaway。Pleasecomein,gentlemen!"
  Anotherthoughttormentedhim:Hewonderedwasthisanarrangedbusiness——arrangedtohappenwhenhehadguestsinhishouse,andinanticipationofhishumiliationratherthanofhistriumph?
  Buthereproachedhimselfbitterlyforsuchathought,andfeltasifheshoulddieofshameifitwerediscovered。Whenhisnewvisitorsappeared,hewasquitereadytobelievehimselfinfinitelylesstoberespectedthananyofthem。
  Fourpersonsentered,ledbyGeneralIvolgin,inastateofgreatexcitement,andtalkingeloquently。
  "Heisforme,undoubtedly!"thoughttheprince,withasmile。
  Coliaalsohadjoinedtheparty,andwastalkingwithanimationtoHippolyte,wholistenedwithajeeringsmileonhislips。
  Theprincebeggedthevisitorstositdown。Theywereallsoyoungthatitmadetheproceedingsseemevenmoreextraordinary。
  IvanFedorovitch,whoreallyunderstoodnothingofwhatwasgoingon,feltindignantatthesightoftheseyouths,andwouldhaveinterferedinsomewayhaditnotbeenfortheextremeinterestshownbyhiswifeintheaffair。Hethereforeremained,partlythroughcuriosity,partlythroughgood-nature,hopingthathispresencemightbeofsomeuse。ButthebowwithwhichGeneralIvolgingreetedhimirritatedhimanew;hefrowned,anddecidedtobeabsolutelysilent。
  Astotherest,onewasamanofthirty,theretiredofficer,nowaboxer,whohadbeenwithRogojin,andinhishappierdayshadgivenfifteenroublesatatimetobeggars。Evidentlyhehadjoinedtheothersasacomradetogivethemmoral,andifnecessarymaterial,support。Themanwhohadbeenspokenofas"Pavlicheff’sson,"althoughhegavethenameofAntipBurdovsky,wasabouttwenty-twoyearsofage,fair,thinandrathertall。Hewasremarkableforthepoverty,nottosayuncleanliness,ofhispersonalappearance:thesleevesofhisovercoatweregreasy;hisdirtywaistcoat,buttoneduptohisneck,showednotatraceoflinen;afilthyblacksilkscarf,twistedtillitresembledacord,wasroundhisneck,andhishandswereunwashed。Helookedroundwithanairofinsolenteffrontery。Hisface,coveredwithpimples,wasneitherthoughtfulnorevencontemptuous;itworeanexpressionofcomplacentsatisfactionindemandinghisrightsandinbeinganaggrievedparty。Hisvoicetrembled,andhespokesofast,andwithsuchstammerings,thathemighthavebeentakenforaforeigner,thoughthepurestRussianbloodraninhisveins。Lebedeff’snephew,whomthereaderhasseenalready,accompaniedhim,andalsotheyouthnamedHippolyteTerentieff。
  Thelatterwasonlyseventeenoreighteen。Hehadanintelligentface,thoughitwasusuallyirritatedandfretfulinexpression。
  Hisskeleton-likefigure,hisghastlycomplexion,thebrightnessofhiseyes,andtheredspotsofcolouronhischeeks,betrayedthevictimofconsumptiontothemostcasualglance。Hecoughedpersistently,andpantedforbreath;itlookedasthoughhehadbutafewweeksmoretolive。Hewasnearlydeadwithfatigue,andfell,ratherthansat,intoachair。Therestbowedastheycamein;andbeingmoreorlessabashed,putonanairofextremeself-assurance。Inshort,theirattitudewasnotthatwhichonewouldhaveexpectedinmenwhoprofessedtodespisealltrivialities,allfoolishmundaneconventions,andindeedeverything,excepttheirownpersonalinterests。
  "AntipBurdovsky,"stutteredthesonofPavlicheff。
  "VladimirDoktorenko,"saidLebedeff’snephewbriskly,andwithacertainpride,asifheboastedofhisname。
  "Keller,"murmuredtheretiredofficer。
  "HippolyteTerentieff,"criedthelast-named,inashrillvoice。
  Theysatnowinarowfacingtheprince,andfrowned,andplayedwiththeircaps。Allappearedreadytospeak,andyetallweresilent;thedefiantexpressionontheirfacesseemedtosay,"No,sir,youdon’ttakeusin!"Itcouldbefeltthatthefirstwordspokenbyanyonepresentwouldbringatorrentofspeechfromthewholedeputation。
  VIII。
  "IDIDnotexpectyou,gentlemen,"begantheprince。Ihavebeenilluntilto-day。Amonthago,"hecontinued,addressinghimselftoAntipBurdovsky,"IputyourbusinessintoGavrilaArdalionovitchIvolgin’shands,asItoldyouthen。Idonotintheleastobjecttohavingapersonalinterview……butyouwillagreewithmethatthisishardlythetime……Iproposethatwegointoanotherroom,ifyouwillnotkeepmelong……Asyousee,Ihavefriendshere,andbelieveme……"
  "Friendsasmanyasyouplease,butallowme,"interruptedtheharshvoiceofLebedeff’snephew——"allowmetotellyouthatyoumighthavetreatedusrathermorepolitely,andnothavekeptuswaitingatleasttwohours……
  "Nodoubt……andI……isthatactinglikeaprince?Andyou……
  youmaybeageneral!ButI……Iamnotyourvalet!AndI……
  I……"stammeredAntipBurdovsky。
  Hewasextremelyexcited;hislipstrembled,andtheresentmentofanembitteredsoulwasinhisvoice。Buthespokesoindistinctlythathardlyadozenwordscouldbegathered。
  "Itwasaprincelyaction!"sneeredHippolyte。
  "Ifanyonehadtreatedmeso,"grumbledtheboxer。
  "ImeantosaythatifIhadbeeninBurdovsky’splace……I……"
  "Gentlemen,Ididnotknowyouwerethere;Ihaveonlyjustbeeninformed,Iassureyou,"repeatedMuishkin。
  "Wearenotafraidofyourfriends,prince,"remarkedLebedeff’snephew,"forwearewithinourrights。"
  TheshrilltonesofHippolyteinterruptedhim。"Whatrighthaveyou……bywhatrightdoyoudemandustosubmitthismatter,aboutBurdovsky……tothejudgmentofyourfriends?Weknowonlytoowellwhatthejudgmentofyourfriendswillbe!……"
  Thisbeginninggavepromiseofastormydiscussion。Theprincewasmuchdiscouraged,butatlasthemanagedtomakehimselfheardamidthevociferationsofhisexcitedvisitors。
  "Ifyou,"hesaid,addressingBurdovsky——"ifyouprefernottospeakhere,Iofferagaintogointoanotherroomwithyou……
  andastoyourwaitingtoseeme,IrepeatthatIonlythisinstantheard……"
  "Well,youhavenoright,youhavenoright,norightatall!……
  Yourfriendsindeed!"……gabbledBurdovsky,defiantlyexaminingthefacesroundhim,andbecomingmoreandmoreexcited。"Youhavenoright!……"Asheendedthusabruptly,heleantforward,staringattheprincewithhisshort-sighted,bloodshoteyes。Thelatterwassoastonished,thathedidnotreply,butlookedsteadilyathiminreturn。
  "LefNicolaievitch!"interposedMadameEpanchin,suddenly,"readthisatonce,thisverymoment!Itisaboutthisbusiness。"
  Sheheldoutaweeklycomicpaper,pointingtoanarticleononeofitspages。Justasthevisitorswerecomingin,Lebedeff,wishingtoingratiatehimselfwiththegreatlady,hadpulledthispaperfromhispocket,andpresentedittoher,indicatingafewcolumnsmarkedinpencil。LizabethaProkofievnahadhadtimetoreadsomeofit,andwasgreatlyupset。
  "Woulditnotbebettertoperuseitalone……"lateraskedtheprince,nervously。
  "No,no,readit——readitatoncedirectly,andaloud,aloud!"
  criedshe,callingColiatoherandgivinghimthejournal——"
  Readitaloud,sothateveryonemayhearit!"
  Animpetuouswoman,LizabethaProkofievnasometimesweighedheranchorsandputouttoseaquiteregardlessofthepossiblestormsshemightencounter。IvanFedorovitchfeltasuddenpangofalarm,buttheothersweremerelycurious,andsomewhatsurprised。Coliaunfoldedthepaper,andbegantoread,inhisclear,high-pitchedvoice,thefollowingarticle:
  "Proletariansandscionsofnobility!Anepisodeofthebrigandageoftodayandeveryday!Progress!Reform!Justice!"
  "Strangethingsaregoingoninourso-calledHolyRussiainthisageofreformandgreatenterprises;thisageofpatriotisminwhichhundredsofmillionsareyearlysentabroad;inwhichindustryisencouraged,andthehandsofLabourparalyzed,etc。;
  thereisnoendtothis,gentlemen,soletuscometothepoint。
  Astrangethinghashappenedtoascionofourdefunctaristocracy。DEPROFUNDIS!Thegrandfathersofthesescionsruinedthemselvesatthegaming-tables;theirfatherswereforcedtoserveasofficersorsubalterns;somehavediedjustastheywereabouttobetriedforinnocentthoughtlessnessinthehandlingofpublicfunds。Theirchildrenaresometimescongenitalidiots,liketheheroofourstory;sometimestheyarefoundinthedockattheAssizes,wheretheyaregenerallyacquittedbythejuryforedifyingmotives;sometimestheydistinguishthemselvesbyoneofthoseburningscandalsthatamazethepublicandaddanotherblottothestainedrecordofourage。Sixmonthsago——thatis,lastwinter——thisparticularscionreturnedtoRussia,wearinggaiterslikeaforeigner,andshiveringwithcoldinanoldscantily-linedcloak。HehadcomefromSwitzerland,wherehehadjustundergoneasuccessfulcourseoftreatmentforidiocySIC!。CertainlyFortunefavouredhim,for,apartfromtheinterestingmaladyofwhichhewascuredinSwitzerlandcantherebeacureforidiocy?hisstoryprovesthetruthoftheRussianproverbthat’happinessistherightofcertainclasses!’
  Judgeforyourselves。Oursubjectwasaninfantinarmswhenhelosthisfather,anofficerwhodiedjustashewasabouttobecourt-martialledforgamblingawaythefundsofhiscompany,andperhapsalsoforfloggingasubordinatetoexcessrememberthegoodolddays,gentlemen。TheorphanwasbroughtupbythecharityofaveryrichRussianlandowner。Inthegoodolddays,thisman,whomwewillcallP——,ownedfourthousandsoulsasserfssoulsasserfs!——canyouunderstandsuchanexpression,gentlemen?Icannot;itmustbelookedupinadictionarybeforeonecanunderstandit;thesethingsofabygonedayarealreadyunintelligibletous。HeappearstohavebeenoneofthoseRussianparasiteswholeadanidleexistenceabroad,spendingthesummeratsomespa,andthewinterinParis,tothegreaterprofitoftheorganizersofpublicballs。ItmaysafelybesaidthatthemanageroftheChateaudesFleursluckyman!pocketedatleastathirdofthemoneypaidbyRussianpeasantstotheirlordsinthedaysofserfdom。Howeverthismaybe,thegayP——
  broughtuptheorphanlikeaprince,providedhimwithtutorsandgovernessespretty,ofcourse!whomhechosehimselfinParis。
  Butthelittlearistocrat,thelastofhisnoblerace,wasanidiot。Thegovernesses,recruitedattheChateaudesFleurs,labouredinvain;attwentyyearsofagetheirpupilcouldnotspeakinanylanguage,notevenRussian。Butignoranceofthelatterwasstillexcusable。AtlastP——wasseizedwithastrangenotion;heimaginedthatinSwitzerlandtheycouldchangeanidiotintoamailofsense。Afterall,theideawasquitelogical;aparasiteandlandownernaturallysupposedthatintelligencewasamarketablecommoditylikeeverythingelse,andthatinSwitzerlandespeciallyitcouldbeboughtformoney。
  ThecasewasentrustedtoacelebratedSwissprofessor,andcostthousandsofroubles;thetreatmentlastedfiveyears。Needlesstosay,theidiotdidnotbecomeintelligent,butitisallegedthathegrewintosomethingmoreorlessresemblingaman。AtthisstageP——diedsuddenly,and,asusual,hehadmadenowillandlefthisaffairsindisorder。Acrowdofeagerclaimantsarose,whocarednothingaboutanylastscionofanobleraceundergoingtreatmentinSwitzerland,attheexpenseofthedeceased,asacongenitalidiot。Idiotthoughhewas,thenoblesciontriedtocheathisprofessor,andtheysayhesucceededingettinghimtocontinuethetreatmentgratisfortwoyears,byconcealingthedeathofhisbenefactor。Buttheprofessorhimselfwasacharlatan。Gettinganxiousatlastwhennomoneywasforthcoming,andalarmedaboveallbyhispatient’sappetite,hepresentedhimwithapairofoldgaitersandashabbycloakandpackedhimofftoRussia,thirdclass。ItwouldseemthatFortunehadturnedherbackuponourhero。Notatall;Fortune,wholetswholepopulationsdieofhunger,showeredallhergiftsatonceuponthelittlearistocrat,likeKryloff’sCloudwhichpassesoveranaridplainandemptiesitselfintothesea。HehadscarcelyarrivedinSt。Petersburg,whenarelationofhismother’swhowasofbourgeoisorigin,ofcourse,diedatMoscow。Hewasamerchant,anOldBeliever,andhehadnochildren。Heleftafortuneofseveralmillionsingoodcurrentcoin,andeverythingcametoournoblescion,ourgaiteredbaron,formerlytreatedforidiocyinaSwisslunaticasylum。Instantlythescenechanged,crowdsoffriendsgatheredroundourbaron,whomeanwhilehadlosthisheadoveracelebrateddemi-mondaine;
  heevendiscoveredsomerelations;moreoveranumberofyounggirlsofhighbirthburnedtobeunitedtohiminlawfulmatrimony。Couldanyonepossiblyimagineabettermatch?
  Aristocrat,millionaire,andidiot,hehaseveryadvantage!Onemighthuntinvainforhisequal,evenwiththelanternofDiogenes;hislikeisnottobehadevenbygettingitmadetoorder!"
  "Oh,Idon’tknowwhatthismeans"criedIvanFedorovitch,transportedwithindignation。
  "Leaveoff,Colia,"beggedtheprince。Exclamationsaroseonallsides。
  "Lethimgoonreadingatallcosts!"orderedLizabethaProkofievna,evidentlypreservinghercomposurebyadesperateeffort。"Prince,ifthereadingisstopped,youandIwillquarrel。"
  Coliahadnochoicebuttoobey。Withcrimsoncheekshereadonunsteadily:
  "ButwhileouryoungmillionairedweltasitwereintheEmpyrean,somethingnewoccurred。Onefinemorningamancalleduponhim,calmandsevereofaspect,distinguished,butplainlydressed。Politely,butindignifiedterms,asbefittedhiserrand,hebrieflyexplainedthemotiveforhisvisit。Hewasalawyerofenlightenedviews;hisclientwasayoungmanwhohadconsultedhiminconfidence。ThisyoungmanwasnootherthanthesonofP——,thoughhebearsanothername。InhisyouthP——,thesensualist,hadseducedayounggirl,poorbutrespectable。Shewasaserf,buthadreceivedaEuropeaneducation。Findingthatachildwasexpected,hehastenedhermarriagewithamanofnoblecharacterwhohadlovedherforalongtime。Hehelpedtheyoungcoupleforatime,buthewassoonobligedtogiveup,forthehigh-mindedhusbandrefusedtoacceptanythingfromhim。Soonthecarelessnoblemanforgotallabouthisformermistressandthechildshehadbornehim;then,asweknow,hediedintestate。P——
  ’sson,bornafterhismother’smarriage,foundatruefatherinthegenerousmanwhosenamehebore。Butwhenhealsodied,theorphanwaslefttoprovideforhimself,hismothernowbeinganinvalidwhohadlosttheuseofherlimbs。Leavingherinadistantprovince,hecametothecapitalinsearchofpupils。Bydintofdailytoilheearnedenoughtoenablehimtofollowthecollegecourses,andatlasttoentertheuniversity。ButwhatcanoneearnbyteachingthechildrenofRussianmerchantsattencopecksalesson,especiallywithaninvalidmothertokeep?Evenherdeathdidnotmuchdiminishthehardshipsoftheyoungman’sstruggleforexistence。Nowthisisthequestion:how,inthenameofjustice,shouldourscionhavearguedthecase?Ourreaderswillthink,nodoubt,thathewouldsaytohimself:’P——
  showeredbenefitsuponmeallmylife;hespenttensofthousandsofroublestoeducateme,toprovidemewithgovernesses,andtokeepmeundertreatmentinSwitzerland。NowIamamillionaire,andP——’sson,anobleyoungmanwhoisnotresponsibleforthefaultsofhiscarelessandforgetfulfather,iswearinghimselfoutgivingill-paidlessons。Accordingtojustice,allthatwasdoneformeoughttohavebeendoneforhim。Theenormoussumsspentuponmewerenotreallymine;theycametomebyanerrorofblindFortune,whentheyoughttohavegonetoP——’sson。Theyshouldhavegonetobenefithim,notme,inwhomP——interestedhimselfbyamerecaprice,insteadofdoinghisdutyasafather。
  IfIwishedtobehavenobly,justly,andwithdelicacy,Ioughttobestowhalfmyfortuneuponthesonofmybenefactor;butaseconomyismyfavouritevirtue,andIknowthisisnotacaseinwhichthelawcanintervene,Iwillnotgiveuphalfmymillions。
  Butitwouldbetooopenlyvile,tooflagrantlyinfamous,ifI
  didnotatleastrestoretoP——’ssonthetensofthousandsofroublesspentincuringmyidiocy。Thisissimplyacaseofconscienceandofstrictjustice。WhateverwouldhavebecomeofmeifP——hadnotlookedaftermyeducation,andhadtakencareofhisownsoninsteadofme?’
  "No,gentlemen,ourscionsofthenobilitydonotreasonthus。
  Thelawyer,whohadtakenupthematterpurelyoutoffriendshiptotheyoungman,andalmostagainsthiswill,invokedeveryconsiderationofjustice,delicacy,honour,andevenplainfigures;invain,theex-patientoftheSwisslunaticasylumwasinflexible。Allthismightpass,butthesequelisabsolutelyunpardonable,andnottobeexcusedbyanyinterestingmalady。
  Thismillionaire,havingbutjustdiscardedtheoldgaitersofhisprofessor,couldnotevenunderstandthatthenobleyoungmanslavingawayathislessonswasnotaskingforcharitablehelp,butforhisrightfuldue,thoughthedebtwasnotalegalone;
  that,correctlyspeaking,hewasnotaskingforanything,butitwasmerelyhisfriendswhohadthoughtfittobestirthemselvesonhisbehalf。Withthecoolinsolenceofabloatedcapitalist,secureinhismillions,hemajesticallydrewabanknoteforfiftyroublesfromhispocket-bookandsentittothenobleyoungmanasahumiliatingpieceofcharity。Youcanhardlybelieveit,gentlemen!Youarescandalizedanddisgusted;youcryoutinindignation!Butthatiswhathedid!Needlesstosay,themoneywasreturned,orratherflungbackinhisface。Thecaseisnotwithintheprovinceofthelaw,itmustbereferredtothetribunalofpublicopinion;thisiswhatwenowdo,guaranteeingthetruthofallthedetailswhichwehaverelated。"
  WhenColiahadfinishedreading,hehandedthepapertotheprince,andretiredsilentlytoacorneroftheroom,hidinghisfaceinhishands。Hewasovercomebyafeelingofinexpressibleshame;hisboyishsensitivenesswaswoundedbeyondendurance。Itseemedtohimthatsomethingextraordinary,somesuddencatastrophehadoccurred,andthathewasalmostthecauseofit,becausehehadreadthearticlealoud。
  Yetalltheothersweresimilarlyaffected。Thegirlswereuncomfortableandashamed。LizabethaProkofievnarestrainedherviolentangerbyagreateffort;perhapsshebitterlyregrettedherinterferenceinthematter;forthepresentshekeptsilence。
  Theprincefeltasveryshypeopleoftendoinsuchacase;hewassoashamedoftheconductofotherpeople,sohumiliatedforhisguests,thathedarednotlookthemintheface。Ptitsin,Varia,Gania,andLebedeffhimself,alllookedratherconfused。
  Strangerstill,Hippolyteandthe"sonofPavlicheff"alsoseemedslightlysurprised,andLebedeff’snephewwasobviouslyfarfrompleased。Theboxeralonewasperfectlycalm;hetwistedhismoustacheswithaffecteddignity,andifhiseyeswerecastdownitwascertainlynotinconfusion,butratherinnoblemodesty,asifhedidnotwishtobeinsolentinhistriumph。Itwasevidentthathewasdelightedwiththearticle。
  "Thedevilknowswhatitmeans,"growledIvanFedorovitch,underhisbreath;"itmusthavetakentheunitedwitsoffiftyfootmentowriteit。"
  "MayIaskyourreasonforsuchaninsultingsupposition,sir?"
  saidHippolyte,tremblingwithrage。
  Youwilladmityourself,general,thatforanhonourableman,iftheauthorisanhonourableman,thatisan——aninsult,"growledtheboxersuddenly,withconvulsivejerkingsofhisshoulders。
  "Inthefirstplace,itisnotforyoutoaddressmeas’sir,’
  and,inthesecondplace,Irefusetogiveyouanyexplanation,"
  saidIvanFedorovitchvehemently;andherosewithoutanotherword,andwentandstoodonthefirststepoftheflightthatledfromtheverandahtothestreet,turninghisbackonthecompany。
  HewasindignantwithLizabethaProkofievna,whodidnotthinkofmovingevennow。
  "Gentlemen,gentlemen,letmespeakatlast,"criedtheprince,anxiousandagitated。"Pleaseletusunderstandoneanother。I
  saynothingaboutthearticle,gentlemen,exceptthateverywordisfalse;IsaythisbecauseyouknowitaswellasIdo。Itisshameful。Ishouldbesurprisedifanyoneofyoucouldhavewrittenit。"
  "Ididnotknowofitsexistencetillthismoment,"declaredHippolyte。"Idonotapproveofit。"
  "Iknewithadbeenwritten,butIwouldnothaveadviseditspublication,"saidLebedeff’snephew,"becauseitispremature。"
  "Iknewit,butIhavearight。I……I……"stammeredthe"sonofPavlicheff。"
  "What!Didyouwriteallthatyourself?Isitpossible?"askedtheprince,regardingBurdovskywithcuriosity。
  "Onemightdisputeyourrighttoasksuchquestions,"observedLebedeff’snephew。
  "IwasonlysurprisedthatMr。Burdovskyshouldhave——however,thisiswhatIhavetosay。Sinceyouhadalreadygiventhematterpublicity,whydidyouobjectjustnow,whenIbegantospeakofittomyfriends?"
  "Atlast!"murmuredLizabethaProkofievnaindignantly。
  Lebedeffcouldrestrainhimselfnolonger;hemadehiswaythroughtherowofchairs。
  "Prince,"hecried,"youareforgettingthatifyouconsentedtoreceiveandhearthem,itwasonlybecauseofyourkindheartwhichhasnoequal,fortheyhadnottheleastrighttodemandit,especiallyasyouhadplacedthematterinthehandsofGavrilaArdalionovitch,whichwasalsoextremelykindofyou。Youarealsoforgetting,mostexcellentprince,thatyouarewithfriends,aselectcompany;youcannotsacrificethemtothesegentlemen,anditisonlyforyoutohavethemturnedoutthisinstant。AsthemasterofthehouseIshallhavegreatpleasure……"
  "Quiteright!"agreedGeneralIvolgininaloudvoice。
  "Thatwilldo,Lebedeff,thatwilldo——"begantheprince,whenanindignantoutcrydrownedhiswords。
  "Excuseme,prince,excuseme,butnowthatwillnotdo,"shoutedLebedeff’snephew,hisvoicedominatingalltheothers。"Themattermustbeclearlystated,foritisobviouslynotproperlyunderstood。Theyarecallinginsomelegalchicanery,anduponthatgroundtheyarethreateningtoturnusoutofthehouse!
  Really,prince,doyouthinkwearesuchfoolsasnottobeawarethatthismatterdoesnotcomewithinthelaw,andthatlegallywecannotclaimaroublefromyou?Butwearealsoawarethatifactuallawisnotonourside,humanlawisforus,naturallaw,thelawofcommon-senseandconscience,whichisnolessbindinguponeverynobleandhonestman——thatis,everymanofsanejudgment——becauseitisnottobefoundinmiserablelegalcodes。
  Ifwecomeherewithoutfearofbeingturnedoutaswasthreatenedjustnowbecauseoftheimperativetoneofourdemand,andtheunseemlinessofsuchavisitatthislatehourthoughitwasnotlatewhenwearrived,wewerekeptwaitinginyouranteroom,if,Isay,wecameinwithoutfear,itisjustbecauseweexpectedtofindyouamanofsense;Imean,amanofhonourandconscience。Itisquitetruethatwedidnotpresentourselveshumbly,likeyourflatterersandparasites,butholdingupourheadsasbefitsindependentmen。Wepresentnopetition,butaproudandfreedemandnoteitwell,wedonotbeseech,wedemand!。Weaskyoufairlyandsquarelyinadignifiedmanner。
  DoyoubelievethatinthisaffairofBurdovskyyouhaverightonyourside?DoyouadmitthatPavlicheffoverwhelmedyouwithbenefits,andperhapssavedyourlife?Ifyouadmititwhichwetakeforgranted,doyouintend,nowthatyouareamillionaire,anddoyounotthinkitinconformitywithjustice,toindemnifyBurdovsky?Yesorno?Ifitisyes,or,inotherwords,ifyoupossesswhatyoucallhonourandconscience,andwemorejustlycallcommon-sense,thenaccedetoourdemand,andthematterisatanend。Giveussatisfaction,withoutentreatiesorthanksfromus;donotexpectthanksfromus,forwhatyoudowillbedonenotforoursake,butforthesakeofjustice。Ifyourefusetosatisfyus,thatis,ifyouranswerisno,wewillgoawayatonce,andtherewillbeanendofthematter。Butwewilltellyoutoyourfacebeforethepresentcompanythatyouareamanofvulgarandundevelopedmind;wewillopenlydenyyoutherighttospeakinfutureofyourhonourandconscience,foryouhavenotpaidthefairpriceofsucharight。Ihavenomoretosay——I
  haveputthequestionbeforeyou。Nowturnusoutifyoudare。
  Youcandoit;forceisonyourside。Butrememberthatwedonotbeseech,wedemand!Wedonotbeseech,wedemand!"
  Withtheselastexcitedwords,Lebedeff’snephewwassilent。
  "Wedemand,wedemand,wedemand,wedonotbeseech,"splutteredBurdovsky,redasalobster。
  ThespeechofLebedeff’snephewcausedacertainstiramongthecompany;murmursarose,thoughwiththeexceptionofLebedeff,whowasstillverymuchexcited,everyonewascarefulnottointerfereinthematter。Strangelyenough,Lebedeff,althoughontheprince’sside,seemedquiteproudofhisnephew’seloquence。
  Gratifiedvanitywasvisibleintheglanceshecastupontheassembledcompany。
  "Inmyopinion,Mr。Doktorenko,"saidtheprince,inratheralowvoice,"youarequiterightinatleasthalfofwhatyousay。I
  wouldgofurtherandsaythatyouarealtogetherright,andthatIquiteagreewithyou,iftherewerenotsomethinglackinginyourspeech。Icannotundertaketosaypreciselywhatitis,butyouhavecertainlyomittedsomething,andyoucannotbequitejustwhilethereissomethinglacking。Butletusputthatasideandreturntothepoint。Tellmewhatinducedyoutopublishthisarticle。Everywordofitisacalumny,andIthink,gentlemen,thatyouhavebeenguiltyofameanaction。"
  "Allowme——"
  "Sir——"
  "What?What?What?"criedallthevisitorsatonce,inviolentagitation。
  "Astothearticle,"saidHippolyteinhiscroakingvoice,"I
  havetoldyoualreadythatwenoneofusapproveofit!Thereisthewriter,"headded,pointingtotheboxer,whosatbesidehim。
  "Iquiteadmitthathehaswrittenitinhisoldregimentalmanner,withanequaldisregardforstyleanddecency。Iknowheisacrossbetweenafoolandanadventurer;Imakenobonesabouttellinghimsotohisfaceeveryday。Butafterallheishalfjustified;publicityisthelawfulrightofeveryman;
  consequently,Burdovskyisnotexcepted。Lethimanswerforhisownblunders。AstotheobjectionwhichImadejustnowinthenameofall,tothepresenceofyourfriends,IthinkIoughttoexplain,gentlemen,thatIonlydidsotoassertourrights,thoughwereallywishedtohavewitnesses;wehadagreedunanimouslyuponthepointbeforewecamein。Wedonotcarewhoyourwitnessesmaybe,orwhethertheyareyourfriendsornot。
  AstheycannotfailtorecognizeBurdovsky’srightseeingthatitismathematicallydemonstrable,itisjustaswellthatthewitnessesshouldbeyourfriends。Thetruthwillonlybemoreplainlyevident。"
  "Itisquitetrue;wehadagreeduponthatpoint,"saidLebedeff’snephew,inconfirmation。
  "Ifthatisthecase,whydidyoubeginbymakingsuchafussaboutit?"askedtheastonishedprince。
  Theboxerwasdyingtogetinafewwords;owing,nodoubt,tothepresenceoftheladies,hewasbecomingquitejovial。
  "Astothearticle,prince,"hesaid,"IadmitthatIwroteit,inspiteoftheseverecriticismofmypoorfriend,inwhomI
  alwaysoverlookmanythingsbecauseofhisunfortunatestateofhealth。ButIwroteandpublisheditintheformofaletter,inthepaperofafriend。IshowedittonoonebutBurdovsky,andI
  didnotreaditallthrough,eventohim。Heimmediatelygavemepermissiontopublishit,butyouwilladmitthatImighthavedonesowithouthisconsent。Publicityisanoble,beneficent,anduniversalright。Ihope,prince,thatyouaretooprogressivetodenythis?"
  "Idenynothing,butyoumustconfessthatyourarticle——"
  "Isabitthick,youmean?Well,inawaythatisinthepublicinterest;youwilladmitthatyourself,andafterallonecannotoverlookablatantfact。Somuchtheworsefortheguiltyparties,butthepublicwelfaremustcomebeforeeverything。Astocertaininaccuraciesandfiguresofspeech,sotospeak,youwillalsoadmitthatthemotive,aim,andintention,arethechiefthing。Itisaquestion,aboveall,ofmakingawholesomeexample;theindividualcasecanbeexaminedafterwards;andastothestyle——well,thethingwasmeanttobehumorous,sotospeak,and,afterall,everybodywriteslikethat;youmustadmitityourself!Ha,ha!"
  "But,gentlemen,Iassureyouthatyouarequiteastray,"
  exclaimedtheprince。"YouhavepublishedthisarticleuponthesuppositionthatIwouldneverconsenttosatisfyMr。Burdovsky。
  Actingonthatconviction,youhavetriedtointimidatemebythispublicationandtoberevengedformysupposedrefusal。Butwhatdidyouknowofmyintentions?ItmaybethatIhaveresolvedtosatisfyMr。Burdovsky’sclaim。Inowdeclareopenly,inthepresenceofthesewitnesses,thatIwilldoso。"
  "Thenobleandintelligentwordofanintelligentandmostnobleman,atlast!"exclaimedtheboxer。
  "GoodGod!"exclaimedLizabethaProkofievnainvoluntarily。
  "Thisisintolerable,"growledthegeneral。
  "Allowme,gentlemen,allowme,"urgedtheprince。
  "Iwillexplainmatterstoyou。FiveweeksagoIreceivedavisitfromTchebaroff,youragent,Mr。Burdovsky。Youhavegivenaveryflatteringdescriptionofhiminyourarticle,Mr。Keller,"hecontinued,turningtotheboxerwithasmile,"buthedidnotpleasemeatall。IsawatoncethatTchebaroffwasthemovingspiritinthematter,and,tospeakfrankly,Ithoughthemighthaveinducedyou,Mr。Burdovsky,tomakethisclaim,bytakingadvantageofyoursimplicity。"
  "Youhavenoright……Iamnotsimple,"stammeredBurdovsky,muchagitated。
  "Youhavenosortofrighttosupposesuchthings,"saidLebedeff’snephewinatoneofauthority。
  "Itismostoffensive!"shriekedHippolyte;"itisaninsultingsuggestion,false,andmostill-timed。"
  "Ibegyourpardon,gentlemen;pleaseexcuseme,"saidtheprince。"Ithoughtabsolutefranknessonbothsideswouldbebest,buthaveityourownway。ItoldTchebaroffthat,asIwasnotinPetersburg,Iwouldcommissionafriendtolookintothematterwithoutdelay,andthatIwouldletyouknow,Mr。
  Burdovsky。Gentlemen,IhavenohesitationintellingyouthatitwasthefactofTchebaroff’sinterventionthatmademesuspectafraud。Oh!donottakeoffenceatmywords,gentlemen,forHeaven’ssakedonotbesotouchy!"criedtheprince,seeingthatBurdovskywasgettingexcitedagain,andthattherestwerepreparingtoprotest。"IfIsayIsuspectedafraud,thereisnothingpersonalinthat。Ihadneverseenanyofyouthen;Ididnotevenknowyournames;IonlyjudgedbyTchebaroff;Iamspeakingquitegenerally——ifyouonlyknewhowIhavebeen’done’
  sinceIcameintomyfortune!"
  "Youareshockinglynaive,prince,"saidLebedeff’snephewinmockingtones。
  "Besides,thoughyouareaprinceandamillionaire,andeventhoughyoumayreallybesimpleandgood-hearted,youcanhardlybeoutsidethegenerallaw,"Hippolytedeclaredloudly。
  "Perhapsnot;itisverypossible,"theprinceagreedhastily,"thoughIdonotknowwhatgenerallawyoualludeto。Iwillgoon——onlypleasedonottakeoffencewithoutgoodcause。IassureyouIdonotmeantooffendyouintheleast。Really,itisimpossibletospeakthreewordssincerelywithoutyourflyingintoarage!AtfirstIwasamazedwhenTchebarofftoldmethatPavlicheffhadason,andthathewasinsuchamiserableposition。Pavlicheffwasmybenefactor,andmyfather’sfriend。
  Oh,Mr。Keller,whydoesyourarticleimputethingstomyfatherwithouttheslightestfoundation?Heneversquanderedthefundsofhiscompanynorill-treatedhissubordinates,Iamabsolutelycertainofit;Icannotimaginehowyoucouldbringyourselftowritesuchacalumny!ButyourassertionsconcerningPavlicheffareabsolutelyintolerable!Youdonotscrupletomakealibertineofthatnobleman;youcallhimasensualistascoollyasifyouwerespeakingthetruth,andyetitwouldnotbepossibletofindachasterman。Hewasevenascholarofnote,andincorrespondencewithseveralcelebratedscientists,andspentlargesumsintheinterestsofscience。Astohiskindheartandhisgoodactions,youwererightindeedwhenyousaidthatIwasalmostanidiotatthattime,andcouldhardlyunderstandanything——IcouldspeakandunderstandRussian,though,——butnowIcanappreciatewhatIremember——"
  "Excuseme,"interruptedHippolyte,"isnotthisrathersentimental?Yousaidyouwishedtocometothepoint;pleaserememberthatitisafternineo’clock。"
  "Verywell,gentlemen——verywell,"repliedtheprince。"AtfirstIreceivedthenewswithmistrust,thenIsaidtomyselfthatI
  mightbemistaken,andthatPavlicheffmightpossiblyhavehadason。ButIwasabsolutelyamazedatthereadinesswithwhichthesonhadrevealedthesecretofhisbirthattheexpenseofhismother’shonour。ForTchebaroffhadalreadymenacedmewithpublicityinourinterview……"
  "Whatnonsense!"Lebedeff’snephewinterruptedviolently。
  "Youhavenoright——youhavenoright!"criedBurdovsky。
  "Thesonisnotresponsibleforthemisdeedsofhisfather;andthemotherisnottoblame,"addedHippolyte,withwarmth。
  "Thatseemstomeallthemorereasonforsparingher,"saidtheprincetimidly。
  "Prince,youarenotonlysimple,butyoursimplicityisalmostpastthelimit,"saidLebedeff’snephew,withasarcasticsmile。
  "Butwhatrighthadyou?"saidHippolyteinaverystrangetone。
  "None——nonewhatever,"agreedtheprincehastily。"Iadmityouarerightthere,butitwasinvoluntary,andIimmediatelysaidtomyselfthatmypersonalfeelingshadnothingtodowithit,——
  thatifIthoughtitrighttosatisfythedemandsofMr。
  Burdovsky,outofrespectforthememoryofPavlicheff,Ioughttodosoinanycase,whetherIesteemedMr。Burdovskyornot。I
  onlymentionedthis,gentlemen,becauseitseemedsounnaturaltomeforasontobetrayhismother’ssecretinsuchaway。Inshort,thatiswhatconvincedmethatTchebaroffmustbearogue,andthathehadinducedMr。Burdovskytoattemptthisfraud。"
  "Butthisisintolerable!"criedthevisitors,someofthemstartingtotheirfeet。
  "Gentlemen,IsupposedfromthisthatpoorMr。Burdovskymustbeasimple-mindedman,quitedefenceless,andaneasytoolinthehandsofrogues。ThatiswhyIthoughtitmydutytotryandhelphimas’Pavlicheff’sson’;inthefirstplacebyrescuinghimfromtheinfluenceofTchebaroff,andsecondlybymakingmyselfhisfriend。Ihaveresolvedtogivehimtenthousandroubles;
  thatisaboutthesumwhichIcalculatethatPavlicheffmusthavespentonme。"
  "What,onlytenthousand!"criedHippolyte。
  "Well,prince,yourarithmeticisnotuptomuch,orelseyouaremightycleveratit,thoughyouaffecttheairofasimpleton,"
  saidLebedeff’snephew。
  "Iwillnotaccepttenthousandroubles,"saidBurdovsky。
  "Accept,Antip,"whisperedtheboxereagerly,leaningpastthebackofHippolyte’schairtogivehisfriendthispieceofadvice。"Takeitforthepresent;wecanseeaboutmorelateron。"
  "Lookhere,Mr。Muishkin,"shoutedHippolyte,"pleaseunderstandthatwearenotfools,noridiots,asyourguestsseemtoimagine;theseladieswholookuponuswithsuchscorn,andespeciallythisfinegentleman"pointingtoEvgeniePavlovitch
  "whomIhavenotthehonourofknowing,thoughIthinkIhaveheardsometalkabouthim——"
  "Really,really,gentlemen,"criedtheprinceingreatagitation,"youaremisunderstandingmeagain。Inthefirstplace,Mr。
  Keller,youhavegreatlyoverestimatedmyfortuneinyourarticle。Iamfarfrombeingamillionaire。Ihavebarelyatenthofwhatyousuppose。Secondly,mytreatmentinSwitzerlandwasveryfarfromcostingtensofthousandsofroubles。Schneiderreceivedsixhundredroublesayear,andhewasonlypaidforthefirstthreeyears。AstotheprettygovernesseswhomPavlicheffissupposedtohavebroughtfromParis,theyonlyexistinMr。
  Keller’simagination;itisanothercalumny。Accordingtomycalculations,thesumspentonmewasveryconsiderablyundertenthousandroubles,butIdecidedonthatsum,andyoumustadmitthatinpayingadebtIcouldnotofferMr。Burdovskymore,howeverkindlydisposedImightbetowardshim;delicacyforbidsit;Ishouldseemtobeofferinghimcharityinsteadofrightfulpayment。Idon’tknowhowyoucannotseethat,gentlemen!
  Besides,Ihadnointentionofleavingthematterthere。ImeanttointerveneamicablylateronandhelptoimprovepoorMr。
  Burdovsky’sposition。Itisclearthathehasbeendeceived,orhewouldneverhaveagreedtoanythingsovileasthescandalousrevelationsabouthismotherinMr。Keller’sarticle。But,gentlemen,whyareyougettingangryagain?Arewenevertocometoanunderstanding?Well,theeventhasprovedmeright!Ihavejustseenwithmyowneyestheproofthatmyconjecturewascorrect!"headded,withincreasingeagerness。
  Hemeanttocalmhishearers,anddidnotperceivethathiswordshadonlyincreasedtheirirritation。
  "Whatdoyoumean?Whatareyouconvincedof?"theydemandedangrily。
  "Inthefirstplace,IhavehadtheopportunityofgettingacorrectideaofMr。Burdovsky。Iseewhatheisformyself。Heisaninnocentman,deceivedbyeveryone!Adefencelessvictim,whodeservesindulgence!Secondly,GavrilaArdalionovitch,inwhosehandsIhadplacedthematter,hadhisfirstinterviewwithmebarelyanhourago。Ihadnotheardfromhimforsometime,asI
  wasaway,andhavebeenillforthreedayssincemyreturntoSt。
  Petersburg。HetellsmethathehasexposedthedesignsofTchebaroffandhasproofthatjustifiesmyopinionofhim。I
  know,gentlemen,thatmanypeoplethinkmeanidiot。Countinguponmyreputationasamanwhosepurse-stringsareeasilyloosened,Tchebaroffthoughtitwouldbeasimplemattertofleeceme,especiallybytradingonmygratitudetoPavlicheff。
  Butthemainpointis——listen,gentlemen,letmefinish!——themainpointisthatMr。BurdovskyisnotPavlicheff’ssonatall。
  GavrilaArdalionovitchhasjusttoldmeofhisdiscovery,andassuresmethathehaspositiveproofs。Well,whatdoyouthinkofthat?Itisscarcelycredible,evenafterallthetricksthathavebeenplayeduponme。Pleasenotethatwehavepositiveproofs!Icanhardlybelieveitmyself,Iassureyou;Idonotyetbelieveit;Iamstilldoubtful,becauseGavrilaArdalionovitchhasnothadtimetogointodetails;buttherecanbenofurtherdoubtthatTchebaroffisarogue!HehasdeceivedpoorMr。Burdovsky,andallofyou,gentlemen,whohavecomeforwardsonoblytosupportyourfriend——heevidentlyneedssupport,Iquiteseethat!。Hehasabusedyourcredulityandinvolvedyouallinanattemptedfraud,forwhenallissaidanddonethisclaimisnothingelse!"
  "What!afraud?What,heisnotPavlicheff’sson?Impossible!"
  Theseexclamationsbutfeeblyexpressedtheprofoundbewildermentintowhichtheprince’swordshadplungedBurdovsky’scompanions。
  "Certainlyitisafraud!SinceMr。BurdovskyisnotPavlicheff’sson,hisclaimisneithermorenorlessthanattemptedfraudsupposing,ofcourse,thathehadknownthetruth,butthefactisthathehasbeendeceived。Iinsistonthispointinordertojustifyhim;Irepeatthathissimple-mindednessmakeshimworthyofpity,andthathecannotstandalone;otherwisehewouldhavebehavedlikeascoundrelinthismatter。ButIfeelcertainthathedoesnotunderstandit!IwasjustthesamemyselfbeforeI
  wenttoSwitzerland;Istammeredincoherently;onetriestoexpressoneselfandcannot。Iunderstandthat。IamallthebetterabletopityMr。Burdovsky,becauseIknowfromexperiencewhatitistobelikethat,andsoIhavearighttospeak。Well,thoughthereisnosuchpersonas’Pavlicheff’sson,’anditisallnothingbutahumbug,yetIwillkeeptomydecision,andI
  ampreparedtogiveuptenthousandroublesinmemoryofPavlicheff。BeforeMr。Burdovskymadethisclaim,Iproposedtofoundaschoolwiththismoney,inmemoryofmybenefactor,butI
  shallhonourhismemoryquiteaswellbygivingthetenthousandroublestoMr。Burdovsky,because,thoughhewasnotPavlicheff’sson,hewastreatedalmostasthoughhewere。Thatiswhatgavearoguetheopportunityofdeceivinghim;hereallydidthinkhimselfPavlicheff’sson。Listen,gentlemen;thismattermustbesettled;keepcalm;donotgetangry;andsitdown!GavrilaArdalionovitchwillexplaineverythingtoyouatonce,andI
  confessthatIamveryanxioustohearallthedetailsmyself。HesaysthathehasevenbeentoPskofftoseeyourmother,Mr。
  Burdovsky;sheisnotdead,asthearticlewhichwasjustreadtousmakesout。Sitdown,gentlemen,sitdown!"
  Theprincesatdown,andatlengthprevaileduponBurdovsky’scompanytodolikewise。Duringthelasttenortwentyminutes,exasperatedbycontinualinterruptions,hehadraisedhisvoice,andspokenwithgreatvehemence。Now,nodoubt,hebitterlyregrettedseveralwordsandexpressionswhichhadescapedhiminhisexcitement。Ifhehadnotbeendrivenbeyondthelimitsofendurance,hewouldnothaveventuredtoexpresscertainconjecturessoopenly。Hehadnosoonersatdownthanhisheartwastornbysharpremorse。BesidesinsultingBurdovskywiththesupposition,madeinthepresenceofwitnesses,thathewassufferingfromthecomplaintforwhichhehadhimselfbeentreatedinSwitzerland,hereproachedhimselfwiththegrossestindelicacyinhavingofferedhimthetenthousandroublesbeforeeveryone。"Ioughttohavewaitedtillto-morrowandofferedhimthemoneywhenwewerealone,"thoughtMuishkin。"Nowitistoolate,themischiefisdone!Yes,Iamanidiot,anabsoluteidiot!"hesaidtohimself,overcomewithshameandregret。
  TillthenGavrilaArdalionovitchhadsatapartinsilence。Whentheprincecalleduponhim,hecameandstoodbyhisside,andinacalm,clearvoicebegantorenderanaccountofthemissionconfidedtohim。Allconversationceasedinstantly。Everyone,especiallytheBurdovskyparty,listenedwiththeutmostcuriosity。
  IX。
  "Youwillnotdeny,Iamsure,"saidGavrilaArdalionovitch,turningtoBurdovsky,whosatlookingathimwithwide-openeyes,perplexedandastonished。Youwillnotdeny,seriously,thatyouwerebornjusttwoyearsafteryourmother’slegalmarriagetoMr。Burdovsky,yourfather。Nothingwouldbeeasierthantoprovethedateofyourbirthfromwell-knownfacts;wecanonlylookonMr。Keller’sversionasaworkofimagination,andone,moreover,extremelyoffensivebothtoyouandyourmother。Ofcoursehedistortedthetruthinordertostrengthenyourclaim,andtoserveyourinterests。Mr。Kellersaidthathepreviouslyconsultedyouabouthisarticleinthepaper,butdidnotreadittoyouasawhole。Certainlyhecouldnothavereadthatpassage……
  "Asamatteroffact,Ididnotreadit,"interruptedtheboxer,"butitscontentshadbeengivenmeonunimpeachableauthority,andI……"
  "Excuseme,Mr。Keller,"interposedGavrilaArdalionovitch。
  "Allowmetospeak。Iassureyouyourarticleshallbementionedinitsproperplace,andyoucanthenexplaineverything,butforthemomentIwouldrathernotanticipate。Quiteaccidentally,withthehelpofmysister,VarvaraArdalionovnaPtitsin,I
  obtainedfromoneofherintimatefriends,MadameZoubkoff,aletterwrittentohertwenty-fiveyearsago,byNicolaiAndreevitchPavlicheff,thenabroad。Aftergettingintocommunicationwiththislady,IwentbyheradvicetoTimofeiFedorovitchViazovkin,aretiredcolonel,andoneofPavlicheff’soldestfriends。Hegavemetwomoreletterswrittenbythelatterwhenhewasstillinforeignparts。Thesethreedocuments,theirdates,andthefactsmentionedinthem,proveinthemostundeniablemanner,thateighteenmonthsbeforeyourbirth,NicolaiAndreevitchwentabroad,whereheremainedforthreeconsecutiveyears。Yourmother,asyouarewellaware,hasneverbeenoutofRussia……Itistoolatetoreadthelettersnow;
  Iamcontenttostatethefact。Butifyoudesireit,cometometomorrowmorning,bringwitnessesandwritingexpertswithyou,andIwillprovetheabsolutetruthofmystory。Fromthatmomentthequestionwillbedecided。"
  Thesewordscausedasensationamongthelisteners,andtherewasageneralmovementofrelief。Burdovskygotupabruptly。
  "Ifthatistrue,"saidhe,"Ihavebeendeceived,grosslydeceived,butnotbyTchebaroff:andforalongtimepast,alongtime。Idonotwishforexperts,notI,nortogotoseeyou。I
  believeyou。Igiveitup……ButIrefusethetenthousandroubles。Good-bye。"
  "Waitfiveminutesmore,Mr。Burdovsky,"saidGavrilaArdalionovitchpleasantly。"Ihavemoretosay。Somerathercuriousandimportantfactshavecometolight,anditisabsolutelynecessary,inmyopinion,thatyoushouldhearthem。
  Youwillnotregret,Ifancy,tohavethewholematterthoroughlyclearedup。"
  Burdovskysilentlyresumedhisseat,andbenthisheadasthoughinprofoundthought。Hisfriend,Lebedeff’snephew,whohadrisentoaccompanyhim,alsosatdownagain。Heseemedmuchdisappointed,thoughasself-confidentasever。Hippolytelookeddejectedandsulky,aswellassurprised。Hehadjustbeenattackedbyaviolentfitofcoughing,sothathishandkerchiefwasstainedwithblood。
  Theboxerlookedthoroughlyfrightened。
  "Oh,Antip!"criedheinamiserablevoice,"Ididsaytoyoutheotherday——thedaybeforeyesterday——thatperhapsyouwerenotreallyPavlicheff’sson!"
  Thereweresoundsofhalf-smotheredlaughteratthis。
  "Now,thatisavaluablepieceofinformation,Mr。Keller,"
  repliedGania。"Howeverthatmaybe,IhaveprivateinformationwhichconvincesmethatMr。Burdovsky,thoughdoubtlessawareofthedateofhisbirth,knewnothingatallaboutPavlicheff’ssojournabroad。Indeed,hepassedthegreaterpartofhislifeoutofRussia,returningatintervalsforshortvisits。Thejourneyinquestionisinitselftoounimportantforhisfriendstorecollectitaftermorethantwentyyears;andofcourseMr。
  Burdovskycouldhaveknownnothingaboutit,forhewasnotborn。
  Astheeventhasproved,itwasnotimpossibletofindevidenceofhisabsence,thoughImustconfessthatchancehashelpedmeinaquestwhichmightverywellhavecometonothing。ItwasreallyalmostimpossibleforBurdovskyorTchebarofftodiscoverthesefacts,evenifithadenteredtheirheadstotry。Naturallytheyneverdreamt……
  HerethevoiceofHippolytesuddenlyintervened。