ADVERTISEMENTBYTHEAUTHORESS,TONORTHANGERABBEY
THISlittleworkwasfinishedintheyear1803,andintendedforimmediatepublication。Itwasdisposedoftoabookseller,itwasevenadvertised,andwhythebusinessproceedednofarther,theauthorhasneverbeenabletolearn。
Thatanybooksellershouldthinkitworth-whiletopurchasewhathedidnotthinkitworth-whiletopublishseemsextraordinary。Butwiththis,neithertheauthornorthepublichaveanyotherconcernthanassomeobservationisnecessaryuponthosepartsoftheworkwhichthirteenyearshavemadecomparativelyobsolete。
Thepublicareentreatedtobearinmindthatthirteenyearshavepassedsinceitwasfinished,manymoresinceitwasbegun,andthatduringthatperiod,places,manners,books,andopinionshaveundergoneconsiderablechanges。
CHAPTER1
NoonewhohadeverseenCatherineMorlandinherinfancywouldhavesupposedherborntobeanheroine。
Hersituationinlife,thecharacterofherfatherandmother,herownpersonanddisposition,wereallequallyagainsther。
Herfatherwasaclergyman,withoutbeingneglected,orpoor,andaveryrespectableman,thoughhisnamewasRichard——andhehadneverbeenhandsome。Hehadaconsiderableindependencebesidestwogoodlivings——andhewasnotintheleastaddictedtolockinguphisdaughters。
Hermotherwasawomanofusefulplainsense,withagoodtemper,and,whatismoreremarkable,withagoodconstitution。ShehadthreesonsbeforeCatherinewasborn;andinsteadofdyinginbringingthelatterintotheworld,asanybodymightexpect,shestilllivedon——livedtohavesixchildrenmore——toseethemgrowinguparoundher,andtoenjoyexcellenthealthherself。
Afamilyoftenchildrenwillbealwayscalledafinefamily,wherethereareheadsandarmsandlegsenoughforthenumber;
buttheMorlandshadlittleotherrighttotheword,fortheywereingeneralveryplain,andCatherine,formanyyearsofherlife,asplainasany。Shehadathinawkwardfigure,asallowskinwithoutcolour,darklankhair,andstrongfeatures——somuchforherperson;
andnotlessunpropiteousforheroismseemedhermind。
Shewasfondofallboy'splays,andgreatlypreferredcricketnotmerelytodolls,buttothemoreheroicenjoymentsofinfancy,nursingadormouse,feedingacanary-bird,orwateringarose-bush。Indeedshehadnotasteforagarden;andifshegatheredflowersatall,itwaschieflyforthepleasureofmischief——atleastsoitwasconjecturedfromheralwayspreferringthosewhichshewasforbiddentotake。Suchwereherpropensities——herabilitieswerequiteasextraordinary。Shenevercouldlearnorunderstandanythingbeforeshewastaught;
andsometimesnoteventhen,forshewasofteninattentive,andoccasionallystupid。Hermotherwasthreemonthsinteachingheronlytorepeatthe“Beggar'sPetition“;
andafterall,hernextsister,Sally,couldsayitbetterthanshedid。NotthatCatherinewasalwaysstupid——bynomeans;shelearntthefableof“TheHareandManyFriends“asquicklyasanygirlinEngland。
Hermotherwishedhertolearnmusic;andCatherinewassuresheshouldlikeit,forshewasveryfondoftinklingthekeysoftheoldforlornspinner;so,ateightyearsoldshebegan。Shelearntayear,andcouldnotbearit;
andMrs。Morland,whodidnotinsistonherdaughtersbeingaccomplishedinspiteofincapacityordistaste,allowedhertoleaveoff。Thedaywhichdismissedthemusic-masterwasoneofthehappiestofCatherine'slife。
Hertastefordrawingwasnotsuperior;thoughwhenevershecouldobtaintheoutsideofaletterfromhermotherorseizeuponanyotheroddpieceofpaper,shedidwhatshecouldinthatway,bydrawinghousesandtrees,hensandchickens,allverymuchlikeoneanother。
Writingandaccountsshewastaughtbyherfather;Frenchbyhermother:herproficiencyineitherwasnotremarkable,andsheshirkedherlessonsinbothwhenevershecould。
Whatastrange,unaccountablecharacter!——forwithallthesesymptomsofprofligacyattenyearsold,shehadneitherabadheartnorabadtemper,wasseldomstubborn,scarcelyeverquarrelsome,andverykindtothelittleones,withfewinterruptionsoftyranny;shewasmoreovernoisyandwild,hatedconfinementandcleanliness,andlovednothingsowellintheworldasrollingdownthegreenslopeatthebackofthehouse。
SuchwasCatherineMorlandatten。Atfifteen,appearancesweremending;shebegantocurlherhairandlongforballs;hercomplexionimproved,herfeaturesweresoftenedbyplumpnessandcolour,hereyesgainedmoreanimation,andherfiguremoreconsequence。
Herloveofdirtgavewaytoaninclinationforfinery,andshegrewcleanasshegrewsmart;shehadnowthepleasureofsometimeshearingherfatherandmotherremarkonherpersonalimprovement。“Catherinegrowsquiteagood-lookinggirl——sheisalmostprettytoday,“
werewordswhichcaughtherearsnowandthen;
andhowwelcomewerethesounds!Tolookalmostprettyisanacquisitionofhigherdelighttoagirlwhohasbeenlookingplainthefirstfifteenyearsofherlifethanabeautyfromhercradlecaneverreceive。
Mrs。Morlandwasaverygoodwoman,andwishedtoseeherchildreneverythingtheyoughttobe;
buthertimewassomuchoccupiedinlying-inandteachingthelittleones,thatherelderdaughterswereinevitablylefttoshiftforthemselves;anditwasnotverywonderfulthatCatherine,whohadbynaturenothingheroicabouther,shouldprefercricket,baseball,ridingonhorseback,andrunningaboutthecountryattheageoffourteen,tobooks——oratleastbooksofinformation——for,providedthatnothinglikeusefulknowledgecouldbegainedfromthem,providedtheywereallstoryandnoreflection,shehadneveranyobjectiontobooksatall。Butfromfifteentoseventeenshewasintrainingforaheroine;
shereadallsuchworksasheroinesmustreadtosupplytheirmemorieswiththosequotationswhicharesoserviceableandsosoothinginthevicissitudesoftheireventfullives。
FromPope,shelearnttocensurethosewho“bearaboutthemockeryofwoe。”
FromGray,that“Manyaflowerisborntoblushunseen,“Andwasteitsfragranceonthedesertair。”
FromThompson,that——“Itisadelightfultask“Toteachtheyoungideahowtoshoot。”
AndfromShakespeareshegainedagreatstoreofinformation——
amongsttherest,that——“Trifleslightasair,“Are,tothejealous,confirmationstrong,“AsproofsofHolyWrit。”
That“Thepoorbeetle,whichwetreadupon,“Incorporalsufferancefeelsapangasgreat“Aswhenagiantdies。”
Andthatayoungwomaninlovealwayslooks——“likePatienceonamonument”SmilingatGrief。”
Sofarherimprovementwassufficient——andinmanyotherpointsshecameonexceedinglywell;forthoughshecouldnotwritesonnets,shebroughtherselftoreadthem;
andthoughthereseemednochanceofherthrowingawholepartyintorapturesbyapreludeonthepianoforte,ofherowncomposition,shecouldlistentootherpeople'sperformancewithverylittlefatigue。Hergreatestdeficiencywasinthepencil——shehadnonotionofdrawing——notenougheventoattemptasketchofherlover'sprofile,thatshemightbedetectedinthedesign。
Thereshefellmiserablyshortofthetrueheroicheight。
Atpresentshedidnotknowherownpoverty,forshehadnolovertoportray。Shehadreachedtheageofseventeen,withouthavingseenoneamiableyouthwhocouldcallforthhersensibility,withouthavinginspiredonerealpassion,andwithouthavingexcitedevenanyadmirationbutwhatwasverymoderateandverytransient。Thiswasstrangeindeed!Butstrangethingsmaybegenerallyaccountedforiftheircausebefairlysearchedout。Therewasnotonelordintheneighbourhood;no——notevenabaronet。
Therewasnotonefamilyamongtheiracquaintancewhohadrearedandsupportedaboyaccidentallyfoundattheirdoor——notoneyoungmanwhoseoriginwasunknown。
Herfatherhadnoward,andthesquireoftheparishnochildren。
Butwhenayoungladyistobeaheroine,theperversenessoffortysurroundingfamiliescannotpreventher。
Somethingmustandwillhappentothrowaheroinherway。
Mr。Allen,whoownedthechiefofthepropertyaboutFullerton,thevillageinWiltshirewheretheMorlandslived,wasorderedtoBathforthebenefitofagoutyconstitution——andhislady,agood-humouredwoman,fondofMissMorland,andprobablyawarethatifadventureswillnotbefallayoungladyinherownvillage,shemustseekthemabroad,invitedhertogowiththem。
Mr。andMrs。Morlandwereallcompliance,andCatherineallhappiness。
CHAPTER2
InadditiontowhathasbeenalreadysaidofCatherineMorlandspersonalandmentalendowments,whenabouttobelaunchedintoallthedifficultiesanddangersofasixweeks'residenceinBath,itmaybestated,forthereader'smorecertaininformation,lestthefollowingpagesshouldotherwisefailofgivinganyideaofwhathercharacterismeanttobe,thatherheartwasaffectionate;herdispositioncheerfulandopen,withoutconceitoraffectationofanykind——hermannersjustremovedfromtheawkwardnessandshynessofagirl;herpersonpleasing,and,wheningoodlooks,pretty——andhermindaboutasignorantanduninformedasthefemalemindatseventeenusuallyis。
Whenthehourofdeparturedrewnear,thematernalanxietyofMrs。Morlandwillbenaturallysupposedtobemostsevere。AthousandalarmingpresentimentsofeviltoherbelovedCatherinefromthisterrificseparationmustoppressherheartwithsadness,anddrownherintearsforthelastdayortwooftheirbeingtogether;
andadviceofthemostimportantandapplicablenaturemustofcourseflowfromherwiselipsintheirpartingconferenceinhercloset。Cautionsagainsttheviolenceofsuchnoblemenandbaronetsasdelightinforcingyoungladiesawaytosomeremotefarm-house,must,atsuchamoment,relievethefulnessofherheart。
Whowouldnotthinkso?ButMrs。Morlandknewsolittleoflordsandbaronets,thatsheentertainednonotionoftheirgeneralmischievousness,andwaswhollyunsuspiciousofdangertoherdaughterfromtheirmachinations。
Hercautionswereconfinedtothefollowingpoints。
“Ibeg,Catherine,youwillalwayswrapyourselfupverywarmaboutthethroat,whenyoucomefromtheroomsatnight;andIwishyouwouldtrytokeepsomeaccountofthemoneyyouspend;Iwillgiveyouthislittlebookonpurpose。
Sally,orratherSarahforwhatyoungladyofcommongentilitywillreachtheageofsixteenwithoutalteringhernameasfarasshecan?,mustfromsituationbeatthistimetheintimatefriendandconfidanteofhersister。
Itisremarkable,however,thatsheneitherinsistedonCatherine'swritingbyeverypost,norexactedherpromiseoftransmittingthecharacterofeverynewacquaintance,noradetailofeveryinterestingconversationthatBathmightproduce。Everythingindeedrelativetothisimportantjourneywasdone,onthepartoftheMorlands,withadegreeofmoderationandcomposure,whichseemedratherconsistentwiththecommonfeelingsofcommonlife,thanwiththerefinedsusceptibilities,thetenderemotionswhichthefirstseparationofaheroinefromherfamilyoughtalwaystoexcite。Herfather,insteadofgivingheranunlimitedorderonhisbanker,orevenputtinganhundredpoundsbank-billintoherhands,gaveheronlytenguineas,andpromosedhermorewhenshewantedit。
Undertheseunpromisingauspices,thepartingtookplace,andthejourneybegan。Itwasperformedwithsuitablequietnessanduneventfulsafety。
Neitherrobbersnortempestsbefriendedthem,noroneluckyoverturntointroducethemtothehero。Nothingmorealarmingoccurredthanafear,onMrs。Allen'sside,ofhavingonceleftherclogsbehindherataninn,andthatfortunatelyprovedtobegroundless。
TheyarrivedatBath。Catherinewasalleagerdelight——hereyeswerehere,there,everywhere,astheyapproacheditsfineandstrikingenvirons,andafterwardsdrovethroughthosestreetswhichconductedthemtothehotel。
Shewascometobehappy,andshefelthappyalready。
TheyweresoonsettledincomfortablelodgingsinPulteneyStreet。
ItisnowexpedienttogivesomedescriptionofMrs。Allen,thatthereadermaybeabletojudgeinwhatmannerheractionswillhereaftertendtopromotethegeneraldistressofthework,andhowshewill,probably,contributetoreducepoorCatherinetoallthedesperatewretchednessofwhichalastvolumeiscapable——whetherbyherimprudence,vulgarity,orjealousy——whetherbyinterceptingherletters,ruininghercharacter,orturningheroutofdoors。
Mrs。Allenwasoneofthatnumerousclassoffemales,whosesocietycanraisenootheremotionthansurpriseattherebeinganymenintheworldwhocouldlikethemwellenoughtomarrythem。Shehadneitherbeauty,genius,accomplishment,normanner。Theairofagentlewoman,agreatdealofquiet,inactivegoodtemper,andatriflingturnofmindwereallthatcouldaccountforherbeingthechoiceofasensible,intelligentmanlikeMr。Allen。
Inonerespectshewasadmirablyfittedtointroduceayoungladyintopublic,beingasfondofgoingeverywhereandseeingeverythingherselfasanyyoungladycouldbe。
Dresswasherpassion。Shehadamostharmlessdelightinbeingfine;andourheroine'sentreeintolifecouldnottakeplacetillafterthreeorfourdayshadbeenspentinlearningwhatwasmostlyworn,andherchaperonewasprovidedwithadressofthenewestfashion。
Catherinetoomadesomepurchasesherself,andwhenallthesematterswerearranged,theimportanteveningcamewhichwastousherherintotheUpperRooms。Herhairwascutanddressedbythebesthand,herclothesputonwithcare,andbothMrs。Allenandhermaiddeclaredshelookedquiteassheshoulddo。Withsuchencouragement,Catherinehopedatleasttopassuncensuredthroughthecrowd。
Asforadmiration,itwasalwaysverywelcomewhenitcame,butshedidnotdependonit。
Mrs。Allenwassolongindressingthattheydidnotentertheballroomtilllate。Theseasonwasfull,theroomcrowded,andthetwoladiessqueezedinaswellastheycould。
AsforMr。Allen,herepaireddirectlytothecard-room,andleftthemtoenjoyamobbythemselves。Withmorecareforthesafetyofhernewgownthanforthecomfortofherprotegee,Mrs。Allenmadeherwaythroughthethrongofmenbythedoor,asswiftlyasthenecessarycautionwouldallow;Catherine,however,keptcloseatherside,andlinkedherarmtoofirmlywithinherfriend'stobetornasunderbyanycommoneffortofastrugglingassembly。
Buttoherutteramazementshefoundthattoproceedalongtheroomwasbynomeansthewaytodisengagethemselvesfromthecrowd;itseemedrathertoincreaseastheywenton,whereasshehadimaginedthatwhenoncefairlywithinthedoor,theyshouldeasilyfindseatsandbeabletowatchthedanceswithperfectconvenience。
Butthiswasfarfrombeingthecase,andthoughbyunwearieddiligencetheygainedeventhetopoftheroom,theirsituationwasjustthesame;theysawnothingofthedancersbutthehighfeathersofsomeoftheladies。
Stilltheymovedon——somethingbetterwasyetinview;
andbyacontinuedexertionofstrengthandingenuitytheyfoundthemselvesatlastinthepassagebehindthehighestbench。Heretherewassomethinglessofcrowdthanbelow;andhenceMissMorlandhadacomprehensiveviewofallthecompanybeneathher,andofallthedangersofherlatepassagethroughthem。
Itwasasplendidsight,andshebegan,forthefirsttimethatevening,tofeelherselfataball:shelongedtodance,butshehadnotanacquaintanceintheroom。
Mrs。Allendidallthatshecoulddoinsuchacasebysayingveryplacidly,everynowandthen,“Iwishyoucoulddance,mydear——Iwishyoucouldgetapartner。”
Forsometimeheryoungfriendfeltobligedtoherforthesewishes;buttheywererepeatedsooften,andprovedsototallyineffectual,thatCatherinegrewtiredatlast,andwouldthankhernomore。
Theywerenotlongable,however,toenjoythereposeoftheeminencetheyhadsolaboriouslygained。
Everybodywasshortlyinmotionfortea,andtheymustsqueezeoutliketherest。Catherinebegantofeelsomethingofdisappointment——shewastiredofbeingcontinuallypressedagainstbypeople,thegeneralityofwhosefacespossessednothingtointerest,andwithallofwhomshewassowhollyunacquaintedthatshecouldnotrelievetheirksomenessofimprisonmentbytheexchangeofasyllablewithanyofherfellowcaptives;
andwhenatlastarrivedinthetea-room,shefeltyetmoretheawkwardnessofhavingnopartytojoin,noacquaintancetoclaim,nogentlemantoassistthem。
TheysawnothingofMr。Allen;andafterlookingabouttheminvainforamoreeligiblesituation,wereobligedtositdownattheendofatable,atwhichalargepartywerealreadyplaced,withouthavinganythingtodothere,oranybodytospeakto,excepteachother。
Mrs。Allencongratulatedherself,assoonastheywereseated,onhavingpreservedhergownfrominjury。
“Itwouldhavebeenveryshockingtohaveittorn,“saidshe,“wouldnotit?Itissuchadelicatemuslin。FormypartIhavenotseenanythingIlikesowellinthewholeroom,Iassureyou。”
“Howuncomfortableitis,“whisperedCatherine,“nottohaveasingleacquaintancehere!“
“Yes,mydear,“repliedMrs。Allen,withperfectserenity,“itisveryuncomfortableindeed。”
“Whatshallwedo?Thegentlemenandladiesatthistablelookasiftheywonderedwhywecamehere——weseemforcingourselvesintotheirparty。”
“Aye,sowedo。Thatisverydisagreeable。
Iwishwehadalargeacquaintancehere。”
“Iwishwehadany——itwouldbesomebodytogoto。”
“Verytrue,mydear;andifweknewanybodywewouldjointhemdirectly。TheSkinnerswereherelastyear——I
wishtheywereherenow。”
“Hadnotwebettergoawayasitis?Herearenotea-thingsforus,yousee。”
“Nomorethereare,indeed。Howveryprovoking!ButIthinkwehadbettersitstill,foronegetssotumbledinsuchacrowd!Howismyhead,mydear?Somebodygavemeapushthathashurtit,Iamafraid。”
“No,indeed,itlooksverynice。But,dearMrs。Allen,areyousurethereisnobodyyouknowinallthismultitudeofpeople?Ithinkyoumustknowsomebody。”
“Idon't,uponmyword——IwishIdid。IwishIhadalargeacquaintanceherewithallmyheart,andthenIshouldgetyouapartner。Ishouldbesogladtohaveyoudance。
Theregoesastrange-lookingwoman!Whatanoddgownshehasgoton!Howold-fashioneditis!Lookattheback。”
Aftersometimetheyreceivedanofferofteafromoneoftheirneighbours;itwasthankfullyaccepted,andthisintroducedalightconversationwiththegentlemanwhoofferedit,whichwastheonlytimethatanybodyspoketothemduringtheevening,tilltheywerediscoveredandjoinedbyMr。Allenwhenthedancewasover。
“Well,MissMorland,“saidhe,directly,“Ihopeyouhavehadanagreeableball。”
“Veryagreeableindeed,“shereplied,vainlyendeavouringtohideagreatyawn。
“Iwishshehadbeenabletodance,“saidhiswife;
“Iwishwecouldhavegotapartnerforher。IhavebeensayinghowgladIshouldbeiftheSkinnerswereherethiswinterinsteadoflast;oriftheParryshadcome,astheytalkedofonce,shemighthavedancedwithGeorgeParry。
Iamsosorryshehasnothadapartner!“
“WeshalldobetteranothereveningIhope,“
wasMr。Allen'sconsolation。
Thecompanybegantodispersewhenthedancingwasover——enoughtoleavespacefortheremaindertowalkaboutinsomecomfort;andnowwasthetimeforaheroine,whohadnotyetplayedaverydistinguishedpartintheeventsoftheevening,tobenoticedandadmired。
Everyfiveminutes,byremovingsomeofthecrowd,gavegreateropeningsforhercharms。Shewasnowseenbymanyyoungmenwhohadnotbeennearherbefore。
Notone,however,startedwithrapturouswonderonbeholdingher,nowhisperofeagerinquiryranroundtheroom,norwassheoncecalledadivinitybyanybody。
YetCatherinewasinverygoodlooks,andhadthecompanyonlyseenherthreeyearsbefore,theywouldnowhavethoughtherexceedinglyhandsome。
Shewaslookedat,however,andwithsomeadmiration;
for,inherownhearing,twogentlemenpronouncedhertobeaprettygirl。Suchwordshadtheirdueeffect;
sheimmediatelythoughttheeveningpleasanterthanshehadfounditbefore——herhumblevanitywascontented——shefeltmoreobligedtothetwoyoungmenforthissimplepraisethanatrue-qualityheroinewouldhavebeenforfifteensonnetsincelebrationofhercharms,andwenttoherchairingoodhumourwitheverybody,andperfectlysatisfiedwithhershareofpublicattention。
CHAPTER3
Everymorningnowbroughtitsregularduties——shopsweretobevisited;somenewpartofthetowntobelookedat;
andthepump-roomtobeattended,wheretheyparadedupanddownforanhour,lookingateverybodyandspeakingtonoone。ThewishofanumerousacquaintanceinBathwasstilluppermostwithMrs。Allen,andsherepeateditaftereveryfreshproof,whicheverymorningbrought,ofherknowingnobodyatall。
TheymadetheirappearanceintheLowerRooms;
andherefortunewasmorefavourabletoourheroine。
Themasteroftheceremoniesintroducedtoheraverygentlemanlikeyoungmanasapartner;hisnamewasTilney。
Heseemedtobeaboutfourorfiveandtwenty,wasrathertall,hadapleasingcountenance,averyintelligentandlivelyeye,and,ifnotquitehandsome,wasverynearit。
Hisaddresswasgood,andCatherinefeltherselfinhighluck。
Therewaslittleleisureforspeakingwhiletheydanced;
butwhentheywereseatedattea,shefoundhimasagreeableasshehadalreadygivenhimcreditforbeing。
Hetalkedwithfluencyandspirit——andtherewasanarchnessandpleasantryinhismannerwhichinterested,thoughitwashardlyunderstoodbyher。Afterchattingsometimeonsuchmattersasnaturallyarosefromtheobjectsaroundthem,hesuddenlyaddressedherwith——“Ihavehithertobeenveryremiss,madam,intheproperattentionsofapartnerhere;IhavenotyetaskedyouhowlongyouhavebeeninBath;whetheryouwereeverherebefore;
whetheryouhavebeenattheUpperRooms,thetheatre,andtheconcert;andhowyouliketheplacealtogether。
Ihavebeenverynegligent——butareyounowatleisuretosatisfymeintheseparticulars?IfyouareIwillbegindirectly。”
“Youneednotgiveyourselfthattrouble,sir。”
“Notrouble,Iassureyou,madam。”Thenforminghisfeaturesintoasetsmile,andaffectedlysofteninghisvoice,headded,withasimperingair,“HaveyoubeenlonginBath,madam?“
“Aboutaweek,sir,“repliedCatherine,tryingnottolaugh。
“Really!“withaffectedastonishment。
“Whyshouldyoubesurprised,sir?“
“Why,indeed!“saidhe,inhisnaturaltone。
“Butsomeemotionmustappeartoberaisedbyyourreply,andsurpriseismoreeasilyassumed,andnotlessreasonablethananyother。Nowletusgoon。Wereyouneverherebefore,madam?“
“Never,sir。”
“Indeed!HaveyouyethonouredtheUpperRooms?“
“Yes,sir,IwastherelastMonday。”
“Haveyoubeentothetheatre?“
“Yes,sir,IwasattheplayonTuesday。”
“Totheconcert?“
“Yes,sir,onWednesday。”
“AndareyoualtogetherpleasedwithBath?“
“Yes——Ilikeitverywell。”
“NowImustgiveonesmirk,andthenwemayberationalagain。”Catherineturnedawayherhead,notknowingwhethershemightventuretolaugh。
“Iseewhatyouthinkofme,“saidhegravely——“I
shallmakebutapoorfigureinyourjournaltomorrow。”
“Myjournal!““Yes,Iknowexactlywhatyouwillsay:Friday,wenttotheLowerRooms;woremyspriggedmuslinrobewithbluetrimmings——plainblackshoes——appearedtomuchadvantage;butwasstrangelyharassedbyaqueer,half-wittedman,whowouldmakemedancewithhim,anddistressedmebyhisnonsense。”
“IndeedIshallsaynosuchthing。”
“ShallItellyouwhatyououghttosay?“
“Ifyouplease。”
“Idancedwithaveryagreeableyoungman,introducedbyMr。King;hadagreatdealofconversationwithhim——seemsamostextraordinarygenius——hopeImayknowmoreofhim。That,madam,iswhatIwishyoutosay。”
“But,perhaps,Ikeepnojournal。”
“Perhapsyouarenotsittinginthisroom,andIamnotsittingbyyou。Thesearepointsinwhichadoubtisequallypossible。Notkeepajournal!HowareyourabsentcousinstounderstandthetenourofyourlifeinBathwithoutone?Howarethecivilitiesandcomplimentsofeverydaytoberelatedastheyoughttobe,unlessnoteddowneveryeveninginajournal?Howareyourvariousdressestoberemembered,andtheparticularstateofyourcomplexion,andcurlofyourhairtobedescribedinalltheirdiversities,withouthavingconstantrecoursetoajournal?Mydearmadam,Iamnotsoignorantofyoungladies'waysasyouwishtobelieveme;itisthisdelightfulhabitofjournalingwhichlargelycontributestoformtheeasystyleofwritingforwhichladiesaresogenerallycelebrated。Everybodyallowsthatthetalentofwritingagreeablelettersispeculiarlyfemale。
Naturemayhavedonesomething,butIamsureitmustbeessentiallyassistedbythepracticeofkeepingajournal。”
“Ihavesometimesthought,“saidCatherine,doubtingly,“whetherladiesdowritesomuchbetterlettersthangentlemen!
Thatis——Ishouldnotthinkthesuperioritywasalwaysonourside。”
“AsfarasIhavehadopportunityofjudging,itappearstomethattheusualstyleofletter-writingamongwomenisfaultless,exceptinthreeparticulars。”
“Andwhatarethey?“
“Ageneraldeficiencyofsubject,atotalinattentiontostops,andaveryfrequentignoranceofgrammar。”
“Uponmyword!Ineednothavebeenafraidofdisclaimingthecompliment。Youdonotthinktoohighlyofusinthatway。”
“Ishouldnomorelayitdownasageneralrulethatwomenwritebetterlettersthanmen,thanthattheysingbetterduets,ordrawbetterlandscapes。Ineverypower,ofwhichtasteisthefoundation,excellenceisprettyfairlydividedbetweenthesexes。”
TheywereinterruptedbyMrs。Allen:“MydearCatherine,“
saidshe,“dotakethispinoutofmysleeve;Iamafraidithastornaholealready;Ishallbequitesorryifithas,forthisisafavouritegown,thoughitcostbutnineshillingsayard。”
“ThatisexactlywhatIshouldhaveguessedit,madam,“saidMr。Tilney,lookingatthemuslin。
“Doyouunderstandmuslins,sir?“
“Particularlywell;Ialwaysbuymyowncravats,andamallowedtobeanexcellentjudge;andmysisterhasoftentrustedmeinthechoiceofagown。
Iboughtoneforhertheotherday,anditwaspronouncedtobeaprodigiousbargainbyeveryladywhosawit。
Igavebutfiveshillingsayardforit,andatrueIndianmuslin。”
Mrs。Allenwasquitestruckbyhisgenius。“Mencommonlytakesolittlenoticeofthosethings,“saidshe;“IcannevergetMr。Allentoknowoneofmygownsfromanother。
Youmustbeagreatcomforttoyoursister,sir。”
“IhopeIam,madam。”
“Andpray,sir,whatdoyouthinkofMissMorland'sgown?“
“Itisverypretty,madam,“saidhe,gravelyexaminingit;
“butIdonotthinkitwillwashwell;Iamafraiditwillfray。”
“Howcanyou,“saidCatherine,laughing,“beso——“
Shehadalmostsaid“strange。”
“Iamquiteofyouropinion,sir,“repliedMrs。Allen;
“andsoItoldMissMorlandwhensheboughtit。”
“Butthenyouknow,madam,muslinalwaysturnstosomeaccountorother;MissMorlandwillgetenoughoutofitforahandkerchief,oracap,oracloak。
Muslincanneverbesaidtobewasted。Ihaveheardmysistersaysofortytimes,whenshehasbeenextravagantinbuyingmorethanshewanted,orcarelessincuttingittopieces。”
“Bathisacharmingplace,sir;therearesomanygoodshopshere。Wearesadlyoffinthecountry;
notbutwhatwehaveverygoodshopsinSalisbury,butitissofartogo——eightmilesisalongway;
Mr。Allensaysitisnine,measurednine;butIamsureitcannotbemorethaneight;anditissuchafag——Icomebacktiredtodeath。Now,hereonecanstepoutofdoorsandgetathinginfiveminutes。”
Mr。Tilneywaspoliteenoughtoseeminterestedinwhatshesaid;andshekepthimonthesubjectofmuslinstillthedancingrecommenced。Catherinefeared,asshelistenedtotheirdiscourse,thatheindulgedhimselfalittletoomuchwiththefoiblesofothers。
“Whatareyouthinkingofsoearnestly?“saidhe,astheywalkedbacktotheballroom;“notofyourpartner,Ihope,for,bythatshakeofthehead,yourmeditationsarenotsatisfactory。”
Catherinecoloured,andsaid,“Iwasnotthinkingofanything。”
“Thatisartfulanddeep,tobesure;butIhadratherbetoldatoncethatyouwillnottellme。”
“Wellthen,Iwillnot。”
“Thankyou;fornowweshallsoonbeacquainted,asIamauthorizedtoteaseyouonthissubjectwheneverwemeet,andnothingintheworldadvancesintimacysomuch。”
Theydancedagain;and,whentheassemblyclosed,parted,onthelady'ssideatleast,withastronginclinationforcontinuingtheacquaintance。Whethershethoughtofhimsomuch,whileshedrankherwarmwineandwater,andpreparedherselfforbed,astodreamofhimwhenthere,cannotbeascertained;butIhopeitwasnomorethaninaslightslumber,oramorningdozeatmost;
forifitbetrue,asacelebratedwriterhasmaintained,thatnoyoungladycanbejustifiedinfallinginlovebeforethegentleman'sloveisdeclared,*itmustbeveryimproperthatayoungladyshoulddreamofagentlemanbeforethegentlemanisfirstknowntohavedreamtofher。
HowproperMr。TilneymightbeasadreameroraloverhadnotyetperhapsenteredMr。Allen'shead,butthathewasnotobjectionableasacommonacquaintanceforhisyoungchargehewasoninquirysatisfied;forhehadearlyintheeveningtakenpainstoknowwhoherpartnerwas,andhadbeenassuredofMr。Tilney'sbeingaclergyman,andofaveryrespectablefamilyinGloucestershire。
CHAPTER4
WithmorethanusualeagernessdidCatherinehastentothepump-roomthenextday,securewithinherselfofseeingMr。Tilneytherebeforethemorningwereover,andreadytomeethimwithasmile;butnosmilewasdemanded——Mr。Tilneydidnotappear。EverycreatureinBath,excepthimself,wastobeseenintheroomatdifferentperiodsofthefashionablehours;crowdsofpeoplewereeverymomentpassinginandout,upthestepsanddown;
peoplewhomnobodycaredabout,andnobodywantedtosee;
andheonlywasabsent。“WhatadelightfulplaceBathis,“
saidMrs。Allenastheysatdownnearthegreatclock,afterparadingtheroomtilltheyweretired;“andhowpleasantitwouldbeifwehadanyacquaintancehere。”
ThissentimenthadbeenutteredsoofteninvainthatMrs。Allenhadnoparticularreasontohopeitwouldbefollowedwithmoreadvantagenow;butwearetoldto“despairofnothingwewouldattain,“as“unwearieddiligenceourpointwouldgain“;andtheunwearieddiligencewithwhichshehadeverydaywishedforthesamethingwasatlengthtohaveitsjustreward,forhardlyhadshebeenseatedtenminutesbeforealadyofaboutherownage,whowassittingbyher,andhadbeenlookingatherattentivelyforseveralminutes,addressedherwithgreatcomplaisanceinthesewords:“Ithink,madam,Icannotbemistaken;
itisalongtimesinceIhadthepleasureofseeingyou,butisnotyournameAllen?“Thisquestionanswered,asitreadilywas,thestrangerpronouncedherstobeThorpe;
andMrs。Allenimmediatelyrecognizedthefeaturesofaformerschoolfellowandintimate,whomshehadseenonlyoncesincetheirrespectivemarriages,andthatmanyyearsago。Theirjoyonthismeetingwasverygreat,aswellitmight,sincetheyhadbeencontentedtoknownothingofeachotherforthelastfifteenyears。
Complimentsongoodlooksnowpassed;and,afterobservinghowtimehadslippedawaysincetheywerelasttogether,howlittletheyhadthoughtofmeetinginBath,andwhatapleasureitwastoseeanoldfriend,theyproceededtomakeinquiriesandgiveintelligenceastotheirfamilies,sisters,andcousins,talkingbothtogether,farmorereadytogivethantoreceiveinformation,andeachhearingverylittleofwhattheothersaid。
Mrs。Thorpe,however,hadonegreatadvantageasatalker,overMrs。Allen,inafamilyofchildren;andwhensheexpatiatedonthetalentsofhersons,andthebeautyofherdaughters,whensherelatedtheirdifferentsituationsandviews——thatJohnwasatOxford,EdwardatMerchantTaylors',andWilliamatsea——andallofthemmorebelovedandrespectedintheirdifferentstationthananyotherthreebeingseverwere,Mrs。Allenhadnosimilarinformationtogive,nosimilartriumphstopressontheunwillingandunbelievingearofherfriend,andwasforcedtositandappeartolistentoallthesematernaleffusions,consolingherself,however,withthediscovery,whichherkeeneyesoonmade,thatthelaceonMrs。Thorpe'spelissewasnothalfsohandsomeasthatonherown。
“Herecomemydeargirls,“criedMrs。Thorpe,pointingatthreesmart-lookingfemaleswho,arminarm,werethenmovingtowardsher。“MydearMrs。Allen,Ilongtointroducethem;theywillbesodelightedtoseeyou:thetallestisIsabella,myeldest;isnotsheafineyoungwoman?Theothersareverymuchadmiredtoo,butI
believeIsabellaisthehandsomest。”
TheMissThorpeswereintroduced;andMissMorland,whohadbeenforashorttimeforgotten,wasintroducedlikewise。
Thenameseemedtostrikethemall;and,afterspeakingtoherwithgreatcivility,theeldestyoungladyobservedaloudtotherest,“HowexcessivelylikeherbrotherMissMorlandis!“
“Theverypictureofhimindeed!“criedthemother——and“Ishouldhaveknownheranywhereforhissister!“
wasrepeatedbythemall,twoorthreetimesover。
ForamomentCatherinewassurprised;butMrs。ThorpeandherdaughtershadscarcelybegunthehistoryoftheiracquaintancewithMr。JamesMorland,beforesherememberedthathereldestbrotherhadlatelyformedanintimacywithayoungmanofhisowncollege,ofthenameofThorpe;
andthathehadspentthelastweekoftheChristmasvacationwithhisfamily,nearLondon。
Thewholebeingexplained,manyobligingthingsweresaidbytheMissThorpesoftheirwishofbeingbetteracquaintedwithher;ofbeingconsideredasalreadyfriends,throughthefriendshipoftheirbrothers,etc。,whichCatherineheardwithpleasure,andansweredwithalltheprettyexpressionsshecouldcommand;and,asthefirstproofofamity,shewassooninvitedtoacceptanarmoftheeldestMissThorpe,andtakeaturnwithherabouttheroom。CatherinewasdelightedwiththisextensionofherBathacquaintance,andalmostforgotMr。TilneywhileshetalkedtoMissThorpe。Friendshipiscertainlythefinestbalmforthepangsofdisappointedlove。
Theirconversationturneduponthosesubjects,ofwhichthefreediscussionhasgenerallymuchtodoinperfectingasuddenintimacybetweentwoyoungladies:suchasdress,balls,flirtations,andquizzes。
MissThorpe,however,beingfouryearsolderthanMissMorland,andatleastfouryearsbetterinformed,hadaverydecidedadvantageindiscussingsuchpoints;
shecouldcomparetheballsofBathwiththoseofTunbridge,itsfashionswiththefashionsofLondon;couldrectifytheopinionsofhernewfriendinmanyarticlesoftastefulattire;coulddiscoveraflirtationbetweenanygentlemanandladywhoonlysmiledoneachother;
andpointoutaquizthroughthethicknessofacrowd。
ThesepowersreceiveddueadmirationfromCatherine,towhomtheywereentirelynew;andtherespectwhichtheynaturallyinspiredmighthavebeentoogreatforfamiliarity,hadnottheeasygaietyofMissThorpe'smanners,andherfrequentexpressionsofdelightonthisacquaintancewithher,softeneddowneveryfeelingofawe,andleftnothingbuttenderaffection。Theirincreasingattachmentwasnottobesatisfiedwithhalfadozenturnsinthepump-room,butrequired,whentheyallquittedittogether,thatMissThorpeshouldaccompanyMissMorlandtotheverydoorofMr。Allen'shouse;
andthattheyshouldtherepartwithamostaffectionateandlengthenedshakeofhands,afterlearning,totheirmutualrelief,thattheyshouldseeeachotheracrossthetheatreatnight,andsaytheirprayersinthesamechapelthenextmorning。Catherinethenrandirectlyupstairs,andwatchedMissThorpe'sprogressdownthestreetfromthedrawing-roomwindow;admiredthegracefulspiritofherwalk,thefashionableairofherfigureanddress;
andfeltgrateful,aswellshemight,forthechancewhichhadprocuredhersuchafriend。
Mrs。Thorpewasawidow,andnotaveryrichone;
shewasagood-humoured,well-meaningwoman,andaveryindulgentmother。Hereldestdaughterhadgreatpersonalbeauty,andtheyoungerones,bypretendingtobeashandsomeastheirsister,imitatingherair,anddressinginthesamestyle,didverywell。
ThisbriefaccountofthefamilyisintendedtosupersedethenecessityofalongandminutedetailfromMrs。Thorpeherself,ofherpastadventuresandsufferings,whichmightotherwisebeexpectedtooccupythethreeorfourfollowingchapters;inwhichtheworthlessnessoflordsandattorniesmightbesetforth,andconversations,whichhadpassedtwentyyearsbefore,beminutelyrepeated。
CHAPTER5
Catherinewasnotsomuchengagedatthetheatrethatevening,inreturningthenodsandsmilesofMissThorpe,thoughtheycertainlyclaimedmuchofherleisure,astoforgettolookwithaninquiringeyeforMr。Tilneyineveryboxwhichhereyecouldreach;butshelookedinvain。Mr。Tilneywasnofonderoftheplaythanthepump-room。Shehopedtobemorefortunatethenextday;
andwhenherwishesforfineweatherwereansweredbyseeingabeautifulmorning,shehardlyfeltadoubtofit;forafineSundayinBathemptieseveryhouseofitsinhabitants,andalltheworldappearsonsuchanoccasiontowalkaboutandtelltheiracquaintancewhatacharmingdayitis。
Assoonasdivineservicewasover,theThorpesandAllenseagerlyjoinedeachother;andafterstayinglongenoughinthepump-roomtodiscoverthatthecrowdwasinsupportable,andthattherewasnotagenteelfacetobeseen,whicheverybodydiscoverseverySundaythroughouttheseason,theyhastenedawaytotheCrescent,tobreathethefreshairofbettercompany。HereCatherineandIsabella,arminarm,againtastedthesweetsoffriendshipinanunreservedconversation;theytalkedmuch,andwithmuchenjoyment;butagainwasCatherinedisappointedinherhopeofreseeingherpartner。Hewasnowheretobemetwith;everysearchforhimwasequallyunsuccessful,inmorningloungesoreveningassemblies;neitherattheuppernorlowerrooms,atdressedorundressedballs,washeperceivable;noramongthewalkers,thehorsemen,orthecurricle-driversofthemorning。Hisnamewasnotinthepump-roombook,andcuriositycoulddonomore。
HemustbegonefromBath。Yethehadnotmentionedthathisstaywouldbesoshort!Thissortofmysteriousness,whichisalwayssobecominginahero,threwafreshgraceinCatherine'simaginationaroundhispersonandmanners,andincreasedheranxietytoknowmoreofhim。
FromtheThorpesshecouldlearnnothing,fortheyhadbeenonlytwodaysinBathbeforetheymetwithMrs。Allen。
Itwasasubject,however,inwhichsheoftenindulgedwithherfairfriend,fromwhomshereceivedeverypossibleencouragementtocontinuetothinkofhim;andhisimpressiononherfancywasnotsufferedthereforetoweaken。
Isabellawasverysurethathemustbeacharmingyoungman,andwasequallysurethathemusthavebeendelightedwithherdearCatherine,andwouldthereforeshortlyreturn。
Shelikedhimthebetterforbeingaclergyman,“forshemustconfessherselfverypartialtotheprofession“;
andsomethinglikeasighescapedherasshesaidit。
PerhapsCatherinewaswronginnotdemandingthecauseofthatgentleemotion——butshewasnotexperiencedenoughinthefinesseoflove,orthedutiesoffriendship,toknowwhendelicateraillerywasproperlycalledfor,orwhenaconfidenceshouldbeforced。
Mrs。Allenwasnowquitehappy——quitesatisfiedwithBath。Shehadfoundsomeacquaintance,hadbeensoluckytooastofindinthemthefamilyofamostworthyoldfriend;and,asthecompletionofgoodfortune,hadfoundthesefriendsbynomeanssoexpensivelydressedasherself。Herdailyexpressionswerenolonger,“IwishwehadsomeacquaintanceinBath!“Theywerechangedinto,“HowgladIamwehavemetwithMrs。Thorpe!“andshewasaseagerinpromotingtheintercourseofthetwofamilies,asheryoungchargeandIsabellathemselvescouldbe;
neversatisfiedwiththedayunlessshespentthechiefofitbythesideofMrs。Thorpe,inwhattheycalledconversation,butinwhichtherewasscarcelyeveranyexchangeofopinion,andnotoftenanyresemblanceofsubject,forMrs。Thorpetalkedchieflyofherchildren,andMrs。Allenofhergowns。
TheprogressofthefriendshipbetweenCatherineandIsabellawasquickasitsbeginninghadbeenwarm,andtheypassedsorapidlythrougheverygradationofincreasingtendernessthattherewasshortlynofreshproofofittobegiventotheirfriendsorthemselves。
TheycalledeachotherbytheirChristianname,werealwaysarminarmwhentheywalked,pinnedupeachother'strainforthedance,andwerenottobedividedintheset;
andifarainymorningdeprivedthemofotherenjoyments,theywerestillresoluteinmeetingindefianceofwetanddirt,andshutthemselvesup,toreadnovelstogether。
Yes,novels;forIwillnotadoptthatungenerousandimpoliticcustomsocommonwithnovel-writers,ofdegradingbytheircontemptuouscensuretheveryperformances,tothenumberofwhichtheyarethemselvesadding——joiningwiththeirgreatestenemiesinbestowingtheharshestepithetsonsuchworks,andscarcelyeverpermittingthemtobereadbytheirownheroine,who,ifsheaccidentallytakeupanovel,issuretoturnoveritsinsipidpageswithdisgust。Alas!Iftheheroineofonenovelbenotpatronizedbytheheroineofanother,fromwhomcansheexpectprotectionandregard?Icannotapproveofit。
Letusleaveittothereviewerstoabusesucheffusionsoffancyattheirleisure,andovereverynewnoveltotalkinthreadbarestrainsofthetrashwithwhichthepressnowgroans。Letusnotdesertoneanother;
weareaninjuredbody。Althoughourproductionshaveaffordedmoreextensiveandunaffectedpleasurethanthoseofanyotherliterarycorporationintheworld,nospeciesofcompositionhasbeensomuchdecried。
Frompride,ignorance,orfashion,ourfoesarealmostasmanyasourreaders。Andwhiletheabilitiesofthenine-hundredthabridgeroftheHistoryofEngland,orofthemanwhocollectsandpublishesinavolumesomedozenlinesofMilton,Pope,andPrior,withapaperfromtheSpectator,andachapterfromSterne,areeulogizedbyathousandpens——thereseemsalmostageneralwishofdecryingthecapacityandundervaluingthelabourofthenovelist,andofslightingtheperformanceswhichhaveonlygenius,wit,andtastetorecommendthem。
“Iamnonovel-reader——Iseldomlookintonovels——DonotimaginethatIoftenreadnovels——Itisreallyverywellforanovel。”Suchisthecommoncant。
“Andwhatareyoureading,Miss——?““Oh!Itisonlyanovel!“repliestheyounglady,whileshelaysdownherbookwithaffectedindifference,ormomentaryshame。
“ItisonlyCecilia,orCamilla,orBelinda“;or,inshort,onlysomeworkinwhichthegreatestpowersofthemindaredisplayed,inwhichthemostthoroughknowledgeofhumannature,thehappiestdelineationofitsvarieties,theliveliesteffusionsofwitandhumour,areconveyedtotheworldinthebest-chosenlanguage。Now,hadthesameyoungladybeenengagedwithavolumeoftheSpectator,insteadofsuchawork,howproudlywouldshehaveproducedthebook,andtolditsname;thoughthechancesmustbeagainstherbeingoccupiedbyanypartofthatvoluminouspublication,ofwhicheitherthematterormannerwouldnotdisgustayoungpersonoftaste:thesubstanceofitspaperssooftenconsistinginthestatementofimprobablecircumstances,unnaturalcharacters,andtopicsofconversationwhichnolongerconcernanyoneliving;
andtheirlanguage,too,frequentlysocoarseastogivenoveryfavourableideaoftheagethatcouldendureit。
CHAPTER6
Thefollowingconversation,whichtookplacebetweenthetwofriendsinthepump-roomonemorning,afteranacquaintanceofeightorninedays,isgivenasaspecimenoftheirverywarmattachment,andofthedelicacy,discretion,originalityofthought,andliterarytastewhichmarkedthereasonablenessofthatattachment。
Theymetbyappointment;andasIsabellahadarrivednearlyfiveminutesbeforeherfriend,herfirstaddressnaturallywas,“Mydearestcreature,whatcanhavemadeyousolate?Ihavebeenwaitingforyouatleastthisage!“
“Haveyou,indeed!Iamverysorryforit;butreallyIthoughtIwasinverygoodtime。Itisbutjustone。
Ihopeyouhavenotbeenherelong?“
“Oh!Thesetenagesatleast。IamsureIhavebeenherethishalfhour。Butnow,letusgoandsitdownattheotherendoftheroom,andenjoyourselves。
Ihaveanhundredthingstosaytoyou。Inthefirstplace,Iwassoafraiditwouldrainthismorning,justasIwantedtosetoff;itlookedveryshowery,andthatwouldhavethrownmeintoagonies!Doyouknow,Isawtheprettiesthatyoucanimagine,inashopwindowinMilsomStreetjustnow——verylikeyours,onlywithcoquelicotribbonsinsteadofgreen;Iquitelongedforit。But,mydearestCatherine,whathaveyoubeendoingwithyourselfallthismorning?HaveyougoneonwithUdolpho?“
“Yes,IhavebeenreadingiteversinceIwoke;
andIamgottotheblackveil。”
“Areyou,indeed?Howdelightful!Oh!Iwouldnottellyouwhatisbehindtheblackveilfortheworld!
Arenotyouwildtoknow?“
“Oh!Yes,quite;whatcanitbe?Butdonottellme——Iwouldnotbetolduponanyaccount。Iknowitmustbeaskeleton,IamsureitisLaurentina'sskeleton。
Oh!Iamdelightedwiththebook!Ishouldliketospendmywholelifeinreadingit。Iassureyou,ifithadnotbeentomeetyou,Iwouldnothavecomeawayfromitforalltheworld。”
“Dearcreature!HowmuchIamobligedtoyou;
andwhenyouhavefinishedUdolpho,wewillreadtheItaliantogether;andIhavemadeoutalistoftenortwelvemoreofthesamekindforyou。”
“Haveyou,indeed!HowgladIam!Whataretheyall?“
“Iwillreadyoutheirnamesdirectly;heretheyare,inmypocketbook。CastleofWolfenbach,Clermont,MysteriousWarnings,NecromanceroftheBlackForest,MidnightBell,OrphanoftheRhine,andHorridMysteries。
Thosewilllastussometime。”
“Yes,prettywell;butaretheyallhorrid,areyousuretheyareallhorrid?“
“Yes,quitesure;foraparticularfriendofmine,aMissAndrews,asweetgirl,oneofthesweetestcreaturesintheworld,hasreadeveryoneofthem。IwishyouknewMissAndrews,youwouldbedelightedwithher。
Sheisnettingherselfthesweetestcloakyoucanconceive。
Ithinkherasbeautifulasanangel,andIamsovexedwiththemenfornotadmiringher!Iscoldthemallamazinglyaboutit。”
“Scoldthem!Doyouscoldthemfornotadmiringher?“
“Yes,thatIdo。ThereisnothingIwouldnotdoforthosewhoarereallymyfriends。Ihavenonotionoflovingpeoplebyhalves;itisnotmynature。
Myattachmentsarealwaysexcessivelystrong。ItoldCaptainHuntatoneofourassembliesthiswinterthatifhewastoteasemeallnight,Iwouldnotdancewithhim,unlesshewouldallowMissAndrewstobeasbeautifulasanangel。Thementhinkusincapableofrealfriendship,youknow,andIamdeterminedtoshowthemthedifference。
Now,ifIweretohearanybodyspeakslightinglyofyou,Ishouldfireupinamoment:butthatisnotatalllikely,foryouarejustthekindofgirltobeagreatfavouritewiththemen。”
“Oh,dear!“criedCatherine,colouring。“Howcanyousayso?“
“Iknowyouverywell;youhavesomuchanimation,whichisexactlywhatMissAndrewswants,forImustconfessthereissomethingamazinglyinsipidabouther。
Oh!Imusttellyou,thatjustafterwepartedyesterday,Isawayoungmanlookingatyousoearnestly——Iamsureheisinlovewithyou。”Catherinecoloured,anddisclaimedagain。Isabellalaughed。“Itisverytrue,uponmyhonour,butIseehowitis;youareindifferenttoeverybody'sadmiration,exceptthatofonegentleman,whoshallbenameless。Nay,Icannotblameyou“——speakingmoreseriously——“yourfeelingsareeasilyunderstood。
Wheretheheartisreallyattached,Iknowverywellhowlittleonecanbepleasedwiththeattentionofanybodyelse。
Everythingissoinsipid,souninteresting,thatdoesnotrelatetothebelovedobject!Icanperfectlycomprehendyourfeelings。”
“ButyoushouldnotpersuademethatIthinksoverymuchaboutMr。Tilney,forperhapsImayneverseehimagain。”
“Notseehimagain!Mydearestcreature,donottalkofit。Iamsureyouwouldbemiserableifyouthoughtso!“
“No,indeed,Ishouldnot。IdonotpretendtosaythatIwasnotverymuchpleasedwithhim;butwhileI
haveUdolphotoread,Ifeelasifnobodycouldmakememiserable。Oh!Thedreadfulblackveil!MydearIsabella,IamsuretheremustbeLaurentina'sskeletonbehindit。”
“Itissooddtome,thatyoushouldneverhavereadUdolphobefore;butIsupposeMrs。Morlandobjectstonovels。”
“No,shedoesnot。SheveryoftenreadsSirCharlesGrandisonherself;butnewbooksdonotfallinourway。”
“SirCharlesGrandison!Thatisanamazinghorridbook,isitnot?IrememberMissAndrewscouldnotgetthroughthefirstvolume。”
“ItisnotlikeUdolphoatall;butyetIthinkitisveryentertaining。”
“Doyouindeed!Yousurpriseme;Ithoughtithadnotbeenreadable。But,mydearestCatherine,haveyousettledwhattowearonyourheadtonight?Iamdeterminedatalleventstobedressedexactlylikeyou。
Thementakenoticeofthatsometimes,youknow。”
“Butitdoesnotsignifyiftheydo,“saidCatherine,veryinnocently。
“Signify!Oh,heavens!Imakeitarulenevertomindwhattheysay。Theyareveryoftenamazinglyimpertinentifyoudonottreatthemwithspirit,andmakethemkeeptheirdistance。”
“Arethey?Well,Ineverobservedthat。Theyalwaysbehaveverywelltome。”
“Oh!Theygivethemselvessuchairs。Theyarethemostconceitedcreaturesintheworld,andthinkthemselvesofsomuchimportance!Bytheby,thoughI
havethoughtofitahundredtimes,Ihavealwaysforgottoaskyouwhatisyourfavouritecomplexioninaman。
Doyoulikethembestdarkorfair?“
“Ihardlyknow。Inevermuchthoughtaboutit。
Somethingbetweenboth,Ithink。Brown——notfair,and——andnotverydark。”
“Verywell,Catherine。Thatisexactlyhe。IhavenotforgotyourdescriptionofMr。Tilney——'abrownskin,withdarkeyes,andratherdarkhair。'Well,mytasteisdifferent。Ipreferlighteyes,andastocomplexion——doyouknow——Ilikeasallowbetterthananyother。
Youmustnotbetrayme,ifyoushouldevermeetwithoneofyouracquaintanceansweringthatdescription。”
“Betrayyou!Whatdoyoumean?“
“Nay,donotdistressme。IbelieveIhavesaidtoomuch。Letusdropthesubject。”
Catherine,insomeamazement,complied,andafterremainingafewmomentssilent,wasonthepointofrevertingtowhatinterestedheratthattimerathermorethananythingelseintheworld,Laurentina'sskeleton,whenherfriendpreventedher,bysaying,“Forheaven'ssake!Letusmoveawayfromthisendoftheroom。
Doyouknow,therearetwoodiousyoungmenwhohavebeenstaringatmethishalfhour。Theyreallyputmequiteoutofcountenance。Letusgoandlookatthearrivals。
Theywillhardlyfollowusthere。”
Awaytheywalkedtothebook;andwhileIsabellaexaminedthenames,itwasCatherine'semploymenttowatchtheproceedingsofthesealarmingyoungmen。
“Theyarenotcomingthisway,arethey?Ihopetheyarenotsoimpertinentastofollowus。Prayletmeknowiftheyarecoming。IamdeterminedIwillnotlookup。”
InafewmomentsCatherine,withunaffectedpleasure,assuredherthatsheneednotbelongeruneasy,asthegentlemenhadjustleftthepump-room。
“Andwhichwayaretheygone?“saidIsabella,turninghastilyround。“Onewasaverygood-lookingyoungman。”
“Theywenttowardsthechurch-yard。”
“Well,IamamazinglygladIhavegotridofthem!
Andnow,whatsayyoutogoingtoEdgar'sBuildingswithme,andlookingatmynewhat?Yousaidyoushouldliketoseeit。”
Catherinereadilyagreed。“Only,“sheadded,“perhapswemayovertakethetwoyoungmen。”
“Oh!Nevermindthat。Ifwemakehaste,weshallpassbythempresently,andIamdyingtoshowyoumyhat。”
“Butifweonlywaitafewminutes,therewillbenodangerofourseeingthematall。”
“Ishallnotpaythemanysuchcompliment,Iassureyou。
Ihavenonotionoftreatingmenwithsuchrespect。
Thatisthewaytospoilthem。”
Catherinehadnothingtoopposeagainstsuchreasoning;
andtherefore,toshowtheindependenceofMissThorpe,andherresolutionofhumblingthesex,theysetoffimmediatelyasfastastheycouldwalk,inpursuitofthetwoyoungmen。