Weakwithrecentillness;stupifiedbytheblowsandthesuddennessoftheattack;terrifiedbythefiercegrowlingofthedog,andthebrutalityoftheman;overpoweredbytheconvictionofthebystandersthathereallywasthehardenedlittlewretchhewasdescribedtobe;whatcouldonepoorchilddo!Darknesshadsetin;itwasalowneighborhood;nohelpwasnear;
  resistancewasuseless。Inanothermomenthewasdraggedintoalabyrinthofdarknarrowcourts,andwasforcedalongthematapacewhichrenderedthefewcrieshedaredtogiveutteranceto,unintelligible。Itwasoflittlemoment,indeed,whethertheywereintelligibleorno;fortherewasnobodytocareforthem,hadtheybeeneversoplain。
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  Thegas-lampswerelighted;Mrs。Bedwinwaswaitinganxiouslyattheopendoor;theservanthadrunupthestreettwentytimestoseeiftherewereanytracesofOliver;andstillthetwooldgentlemensat,perseveringly,inthedarkparlour,withthewatchbetweenthem。
  CHAPTERXVI
  RELATESWHATBECAMEOFOLIVERTWIST,AFTERHEHADBEENCLAIMEDBY
  NANCY
  Thenarrowstreetsandcourts,atlength,terminatedinalargeopenspace;scatteredaboutwhich,werepensforbeasts,andotherindicationsofacattle-market。Sikesslackenedhispacewhentheyreachedthisspot:thegirlbeingquiteunabletosupportanylonger,therapidrateatwhichtheyhadhithertowalked。TurningtoOliver,heroughlycommandedhimtotakeholdofNancy'shand。
  'Doyouhear?'growledSikes,asOliverhesitated,andlookedround。
  Theywereinadarkcorner,quiteoutofthetrackofpassengers。
  Oliversaw,buttooplainly,thatresistancewouldbeofnoavail。Heheldouthishand,whichNancyclaspedtightinhers。
  'Givemetheother,'saidSikes,seizingOliver'sunoccupiedhand。'Here,Bull's-Eye!'
  Thedoglookedup,andgrowled。
  'Seehere,boy!'saidSikes,puttinghisotherhandtoOliver'sthroat;'ifhespeakseversosoftaword,holdhim!D'yemind!'
  Thedoggrowledagain;andlickinghislips,eyedOliverasifhewereanxioustoattachhimselftohiswindpipewithoutdelay。
  'He'saswillingasaChristian,strikemeblindifheisn't!'
  saidSikes,regardingtheanimalwithakindofgrimandferociousapproval。'Now,youknowwhatyou'vegottoexpect,master,socallawayasquickasyoulike;thedogwillsoonstopthatgame。Geton,young'un!'
  Bull's-eyewaggedhistailinacknowledgmentofthisunusuallyendearingformofspeech;and,givingventtoanotheradmonitorygrowlforthebenefitofOliver,ledthewayonward。
  ItwasSmithfieldthattheywerecrossing,althoughitmighthavebeenGrosvenorSquare,foranythingOliverknewtothecontrary。
  Thenightwasdarkandfoggy。Thelightsintheshopscouldscarecelystrugglethroughtheheavymist,whichthickenedeverymomentandshroudedthestreetsandhousesingloom;renderingthestrangeplacestillstrangerinOliver'seyes;andmakinghisuncertaintythemoredismalanddepressing。
  Theyhadhurriedonafewpaces,whenadeepchurch-bellstruckthehour。Withitsfirststroke,histwoconductorsstopped,andturnedtheirheadsinthedirectionwhencethesoundproceeded。
  'Eighto'clock,Bill,'saidNancy,whenthebellceased。
  'What'sthegoodoftellingmethat;Icanhearit,can'tI!'
  repliedSikes。
  'IwonderwhetherTHEYcanhearit,'saidNancy。
  'Ofcoursetheycan,'repliedSikes。'ItwasBartlemytimewhenIwasshopped;andtherewarn'tapennytrumpetinthefair,asI
  couldn'thearthesqueakingon。ArterIwaslockedupforthenight,therowanddinoutsidemadethethunderingoldjailsosilent,thatIcouldalmosthavebeatmybrainsoutagainsttheironplatesofthedoor。'
  'Poorfellow!'saidNancy,whostillhadherfaceturnedtowardsthequarterinwhichthebellhadsounded。'Oh,Bill,suchfineyoungchapsasthem!'
  'Yes;that'sallyouwomenthinkof,'answeredSikes。'Fineyoungchaps!Well,they'reasgoodasdead,soitdon'tmuchmatter。'
  Withthisconsolation,Mr。Sikesappearedtorepressarisingtendencytojealousy,and,claspingOliver'swristmorefirmly,toldhimtostepoutagain。
  'Waitaminute!'saidthegirl:'Iwouldn'thurryby,ifitwasyouthatwascomingouttobehung,thenexttimeeighto'clockstruck,Bill。I'dwalkroundandroundtheplacetillIdropped,ifthesnowwasontheground,andIhadn'tashawltocoverme。'
  'Andwhatgoodwouldthatdo?'inquiredtheunsentimentalMr。
  Sikes。'Unlessyoucouldpitchoverafileandtwentyyardsofgoodstoutrope,youmightaswellbewalkingfiftymileoff,ornotwalkingatall,forallthegooditwoulddome。Comeon,anddon'tstandpreachingthere。'
  Thegirlburstintoalaugh;drewhershawlmorecloselyroundher;andtheywalkedaway。ButOliverfeltherhandtremble,and,lookingupinherfaceastheypassedagas-lamp,sawthatithadturnedadeadlywhite。
  Theywalkedon,bylittle-frequentedanddirtyways,forafullhalf-hour:meetingveryfewpeople,andthoseappearingfromtheirlookstoholdmuchthesamepositioninsocietyasMr。
  Sikeshimself。Atlengththeyturnedintoaveryfilthynarrowstreet,nearlyfullofold-clothesshops;thedogrunningforward,asifconsciousthattherewasnofurtheroccasionforhiskeepingonguard,stoppedbeforethedoorofashopthatwasclosedandapparentlyuntenanted;thehousewasinaruinouscondition,andonthedoorwasnailedaboard,intimatingthatitwastolet:whichlookedasifithadhungthereformanyyears。
  'Allright,'criedSikes,glancingcautiouslyabout。
  Nancystoopedbelowtheshutters,andOliverheardthesoundofabell。Theycrossedtotheoppositesideofthestreet,andstoodforafewmomentsunderalamp。Anoise,asifasashwindowweregentlyraised,washeard;andsoonafterwardsthedoorsoftlyopened。Mr。Sikesthenseizedtheterrifiedboybythecollarwithverylittleceremony;andallthreewerequicklyinsidethehouse。
  Thepassagewasperfectlydark。Theywaited,whilethepersonwhohadletthemin,chainedandbarredthedoor。
  'Anybodyhere?'inquiredSikes。
  'No,'repliedavoice,whichOliverthoughthehadheardbefore。
  'Istheold'unhere?'askedtherobber。
  'Yes,'repliedthevoice,'andpreciousdowninthemouthhehasbeen。Won'thebegladtoseeyou?Oh,no!'
  Thestyleofthisreply,aswellasthevoicewhichdeliveredit,seemedfamiliartoOliver'sears:butitwasimpossibletodistinguisheventheformofthespeakerinthedarkness。
  'Let'shaveaglim,'saidSikes,'orweshallgobreakingournecks,ortreadingonthedog。Lookafteryourlegsifyoudo!'
  'Standstillamoment,andI'llgetyouone,'repliedthevoice。
  Therecedingfootstepsofthespeakerwereheard;and,inanotherminute,theformofMr。JohnDawkins,otherwisetheArtfulDodger,appeared。Heboreinhisrighthandatallowcandlestuckintheendofacleftstick。
  TheyounggentlemandidnotstoptobestowanyothermarkofrecognitionuponOliverthanahumourousgrin;but,turningaway,beckonedthevisitorstofollowhimdownaflightofstairs。
  Theycrossedanemptykitchen;and,openingthedoorofalowearthy-smellingroom,whichseemedtohavebeenbuiltinasmallback-yard,werereceivedwithashoutoflaughter。
  'Oh,mywig,mywig!'criedMasterCharlesBates,fromwhoselungsthelaughterhadproceeded:'hereheis!oh,cry,hereheis!Oh,Fagin,lookathim!Fagin,dolookathim!Ican'tbearit;itissuchajollygame,Icant'bearit。Holdme,somebody,whileIlaughitout。'
  Withthisirrepressibleebullitionofmirth,MasterBateslaidhimselfflatonthefloor:andkickedconvulsivelyforfiveminutes,inanectasyoffacetiousjoy。Thenjumpingtohisfeet,hesnatchedthecleftstickfromtheDodger;and,advancingtoOliver,viewedhimroundandround;whiletheJew,takingoffhisnightcap,madeagreatnumberoflowbowstothebewilderedboy。TheArtful,meantime,whowasofarathersaturninedisposition,andseldomgavewaytomerrimentwhenitinterferedwithbusiness,rifledOliver'spocketswithsteadyassiduity。
  'Lookathistogs,Fagin!'saidCharley,puttingthelightsoclosetohisnewjacketasnearlytosethimonfire。'Lookathistogs!Superfinecloth,andtheheavyswellcut!Oh,myeye,whatagame!Andhisbooks,too!Nothingbutagentleman,Fagin!'
  'Delightedtoseeyoulookingsowell,mydear,'saidtheJew,bowingwithmockhumility。'TheArtfulshallgiveyouanothersuit,mydear,forfearyoushouldspoilthatSundayone。Whydidn'tyouwrite,mydear,andsayyouwerecoming?We'dhavegotsomethingwarmforsupper。'
  Athis,MasterBatesroaredagain:soloud,thatFaginhimselfrelaxed,andeventheDodgersmiled;butastheArtfuldrewforththefive-poundnoteatthatinstant,itisdoubtfulwhetherthesallyofthediscoveryawakenedhismerriment。
  'Hallo,what'sthat?'inquiredSikes,steppingforwardastheJewseizedthenote。'That'smine,Fagin。'
  'No,no,mydear,'saidtheJew。'Mine,Bill,mine。Youshallhavethebooks。'
  'Ifthatain'tmine!'saidBillSikes,puttingonhishatwithadeterminedair;'mineandNancy'sthatis;I'lltaketheboybackagain。'
  TheJewstarted。Oliverstartedtoo,thoughfromaverydifferentcause;forhehopedthatthedisputemightreallyendinhisbeingtakenback。
  'Come!Handover,willyou?'saidSikes。
  'Thisishardlyfair,Bill;hardlyfair,isit,Nancy?'inquiredtheJew。
  'Fair,ornotfair,'retortedSikes,'handover,Itellyou!DoyouthinkNancyandmehasgotnothingelsetodowithourprecioustimebuttospenditinscoutingarter,andkidnapping,everyyoungboyasgetsgrabbedthroughyou?Giveithere,youavariciousoldskeleton,giveithere!'
  Withthisgentleremonstrance,Mr。SikespluckedthenotefrombetweentheJew'sfingerandthumb;andlookingtheoldmancoollyintheface,foldeditupsmall,andtieditinhisneckerchief。
  'That'sforourshareofthetrouble,'saidSikes;'andnothalfenough,neither。Youmaykeepthebooks,ifyou'refondofreading。Ifyouain't,sell'em。'
  'They'reverypretty,'saidCharleyBates:who,withsundrygrimaces,hadbeenaffectingtoreadoneofthevolumesinquestion;'beautifulwriting,isn'tis,Oliver?'AtsightofthedismayedlookwithwhichOliverregardedhistormentors,MasterBates,whowasblessedwithalivelysenseoftheludicrous,fellintoanotherectasy,moreboisterousthanthefirst。
  'Theybelongtotheoldgentleman,'saidOliver,wringinghishands;'tothegood,kind,oldgentlemanwhotookmeintohishouse,andhadmenursed,whenIwasneardyingofthefever。
  Oh,praysendthemback;sendhimbackthebooksandmoney。Keepmehereallmylifelong;butpray,praysendthemback。He'llthinkIstolethem;theoldlady:allofthemwhoweresokindtome:willthinkIstolethem。Oh,dohavemercyuponme,andsendthemback!'
  Withthesewords,whichwereutteredwithalltheenergyofpassionategrief,OliverfelluponhiskneesattheJew'sfeet;
  andbeathishandstogether,inperfectdesperation。
  'Theboy'sright,'remarkedFagin,lookingcovertlyround,andknittinghisshaggyeyebrowsintoahardknot。'You'reright,Oliver,you'reright;theyWILLthinkyouhavestolen'em。Ha!
  ha!'chuckledtheJew,rubbinghishands,'itcouldn'thavehappenedbetter,ifwehadchosenourtime!'
  'Ofcourseitcouldn't,'repliedSikes;'Iknow'dthat,directlyIseehimcomingthroughClerkenwell,withthebooksunderhisarm。It'sallrightenough。They'resoft-heartedpsalm-singers,ortheywouldn'thavetakenhiminatall;andthey'llasknoquestionsafterhim,feartheyshouldbeobligedtoprosecute,andsogethimlagged。He'ssafeenough。'
  Oliverhadlookedfromonetotheother,whilethesewordswerebeingspoken,asifhewerebewildered,andcouldscarecelyunderstandwhatpassed;butwhenBillSikesconcluded,hejumpedsuddenlytohisfeet,andtorewildlyfromtheroom:utteringshrieksforhelp,whichmadethebareoldhouseechototheroof。
  'Keepbackthedog,Bill!'criedNancy,springingbeforethedoor,andclosingit,astheJewandhistwopupilsdartedoutinpursuit。'Keepbackthedog;he'llteartheboytopieces。'
  'Servehimright!'criedSikes,strugglingtodisengagehimselffromthegirl'sgrasp。'Standofffromme,orI'llsplityourheadagainstthewall。'
  'Idon'tcareforthat,Bill,Idon'tcareforthat,'screamedthegirl,strugglingviolentlywiththeman,'thechildshan'tbetorndownbythedog,unlessyoukillmefirst。'
  'Shan'the!'saidSikes,settinghisteeth。'I'llsoondothat,ifyoudon'tkeepoff。'
  Thehousebreakerflungthegirlfromhimtothefurtherendoftheroom,justastheJewandthetwoboysreturned,draggingOliveramongthem。
  'What'sthematterhere!'saidFagin,lookinground。
  'Thegirl'sgonemad,Ithink,'repliedSikes,savagely。
  'No,shehasn't,'saidNancy,paleandbreathlessfromthescuffle;'no,shehasn't,Fagin;don'tthinkit。'
  'Thenkeepquiet,willyou?'saidtheJew,withathreateninglook。
  'No,Iwon'tdothat,neither,'repliedNancy,speakingveryloud。'Come!Whatdoyouthinkofthat?'
  Mr。FaginwassufficientlywellacquaintedwiththemannersandcustomsofthatparticularspeciesofhumanitytowhichNancybelonged,tofeeltolerablycertainthatitwouldberatherunsafetoprolonganyconversationwithher,atpresent。Withtheviewofdivertingtheattentionofthecompany,heturnedtoOliver。
  'Soyouwantedtogetaway,mydear,didyou?'saidtheJew,takingupajaggedandknottedclubwhichlawinacornerofthefireplace;'eh?'
  Olivermadenoreply。ButhewatchedtheJew'smotions,andbreathedquickly。
  'Wantedtogetassistance;calledforthepolice;didyou?'
  sneeredtheJew,catchingtheboybythearm。'We'llcureyouofthat,myyoungmaster。'
  TheJewinflictedasmartblowonOliver'sshoulderswiththeclub;andwasraisingitforasecond,whenthegirl,rushingforward,wresteditfromhishand。Sheflungitintothefire,withaforcethatbroughtsomeoftheglowingcoalswhirlingoutintotheroom。
  'Iwon'tstandbyandseeitdone,Fagin,'criedthegirl。
  'You'vegottheboy,andwhatmorewouldyouhave?——Lethimbe——lethimbe——orIshallputthatmarkonsomeofyou,thatwillbringmetothegallowsbeforemytime。'
  Thegirlstampedherfootviolentlyonthefloorassheventedthisthreat;andwithherlipscompressed,andherhandsclenched,lookedalternatelyattheJewandtheotherrobber:
  herfacequitecolourlessfromthepassionofrageintowhichshehadgraduallyworkedherself。
  'Why,Nancy!'saidtheJew,inasoothingtone;afterapause,duringwhichheandMr。Sikeshadstaredatoneanotherinadisconcertedmanner;'you,——you'remorecleverthaneverto-night。Ha!ha!mydear,youareactingbeautifully。'
  'AmI!'saidthegirl。'TakecareIdon'toverdoit。Youwillbetheworseforit,Fagin,ifIdo;andsoItellyouingoodtimetokeepclearofme。'
  Thereissomethingaboutarousedwoman:especiallyifsheaddtoallherotherstrongpassions,thefierceimpulsesofrecklessnessanddespair;whichfewmenliketoprovoke。TheJewsawthatitwouldbehopelesstoaffectanyfurthermistakeregardingtherealityofMissNancy'srage;and,shrinkinginvoluntarilybackafewpaces,castaglance,halfimploringandhalfcowardly,atSikes:asiftohintthathewasthefittestpersontopursuethedialogue。
  Mr。Sikes,thusmutelyappealedto;andpossiblyfeelinghispersonalprideandinfluenceinterestedintheimmediatereductionofMissNancytoreason;gaveutterancetoaboutacoupleofscoreofcursesandthreats,therapidproductionofwhichreflectedgreatcreditonthefertilityofhisinvention。
  Astheyproducednovisibleeffectontheobjectagainstwhomtheyweredischarged,however,heresortedtomoretangiblearguments。
  'Whatdoyoumeanbythis?'saidSikes;backingtheinquirywithaverycommonimprecationconcerningthemostbeautifulofhumanfeatures:which,ifitwereheardabove,onlyonceoutofeveryfiftythousandtimesthatitisutteredbelow,wouldrenderblindnessascommonadisorderasmeasles:'whatdoyoumeanbyit?Burnmybody!Doyouknowwhoyouare,andwhatyouare?'
  'Oh,yes,Iknowallaboutit,'repliedthegirl,laughinghysterically;andshakingherheadfromsidetoside,withapoorassumptionofindifference。
  'Well,then,keepquiet,'rejoinedSikes,withagrowllikethathewasaccustomedtousewhenaddressinghisdog,'orI'llquietyouforagoodlongtimetocome。'
  Thegirllaughedagain:evenlesscomposedlythanbefore;and,dartingahastylookatSikes,turnedherfaceaside,andbitherliptillthebloodcame。
  'You'reaniceone,'addedSikes,ashesurveyedherwithacontemptuousair,'totakeupthehumaneandgen——teelside!A
  prettysubjectforthechild,asyoucallhim,tomakeafriendof!'
  'GodAlmightyhelpme,Iam!'criedthegirlpassionately;'andI
  wishIhadbeenstruckdeadinthestreet,orhadchangedplaceswiththemwepassedsonearto-night,beforeIhadlentahandinbringinghimhere。He'sathief,aliar,adevil,allthat'sbad,fromthisnightforth。Isn'tthatenoughfortheoldwretch,withoutblows?'
  'Come,come,Sikes,'saidtheJewappealingtohiminaremonstratorytone,andmotioningtowardstheboys,whowereeagerlyattentivetoallthatpassed;'wemusthavecivilwords;
  civilwords,Bill。'
  'Civilwords!'criedthegirl,whosepassionwasfrightfultosee。'Civilwords,youvillain!Yes,youdeserve'emfromme。
  IthievedforyouwhenIwasachildnothalfasoldasthis!'
  pointingtoOliver。'Ihavebeeninthesametrade,andinthesameservice,fortwelveyearssince。Don'tyouknowit?Speakout!Don'tyouknowit?'
  'Well,well,'repliedtheJew,withanattemptatpacification;
  'and,ifyouhave,it'syourliving!'
  'Aye,itis!'returnedthegirl;notspeaking,butpouringoutthewordsinonecontinuousandvehementscream。'Itismyliving;andthecold,wet,dirtystreetsaremyhome;andyou'rethewretchthatdrovemetothemlongago,andthat'llkeepmethere,dayandnight,dayandnight,tillIdie!'
  'Ishalldoyouamischief!'interposedtheJew,goadedbythesereproaches;'amischiefworsethanthat,ifyousaymuchmore!'
  Thegirlsaidnothingmore;but,tearingherhairanddressinatransportofpassion,madesucharushattheJewaswouldprobablyhaveleftsignalmarksofherrevengeuponhim,hadnotherwristsbeenseizedbySikesattherightmoment;uponwhich,shemadeafewineffectualstruggles,andfainted。
  'She'sallrightnow,'saidSikes,layingherdowninacorner。
  'She'suncommonstronginthearms,whenshe'supinthisway。'
  TheJewwipedhisforehead:andsmiled,asifitwerearelieftohavethedisturbanceover;butneitherhe,norSikes,northedog,northeboys,seemedtoconsideritinanyotherlightthanacommonoccuranceincidentaltobusiness。
  'It'stheworstofhavingtodowithwomen,'saidtheJew,replacinghisclub;'butthey'reclever,andwecan'tgeton,inourline,without'em。Charley,showOlivertobed。'
  'Isupposehe'dbetternotwearhisbestclothestomorrow,Fagin,hadhe?'inquiredCharleyBates。
  'Certainlynot,'repliedtheJew,reciprocatingthegrinwithwhichCharleyputthequestion。
  MasterBates,apparentlymuchdelightedwithhiscommission,tookthecleftstick:andledOliverintoanadjacentkitchen,wherethereweretwoorthreeofthebedsonwhichhehadsleptbefore;
  andhere,withmanyuncontrollableburstsoflaughter,heproducedtheidenticaloldsuitofclotheswhichOliverhadsomuchcongratulatedhimselfuponleavingoffatMr。Brownlow's;
  andtheaccidentaldisplayofwhich,toFagin,bytheJewwhopurchasedthem,hadbeentheveryfirstcluereceived,ofhiswhereabout。
  'Putoffthesmartones,'saidCharley,'andI'llgive'emtoFagintotakecareof。Whatfunitis!'
  PoorOliverunwillinglycomplied。MasterBatesrollingupthenewclothesunderhisarm,departedfromtheroom,leavingOliverinthedark,andlockingthedoorbehindhim。
  ThenoiseofCharley'slaughter,andthevoiceofMissBetsy,whoopportunelyarrivedtothrowwateroverherfriend,andperformotherfeminineofficesforthepromotionofherrecovery,mighthavekeptmanypeopleawakeundermorehappycircumstancesthanthoseinwhichOliverwasplaced。Buthewassickandweary;andhesoonfellsoundasleep。
  CHAPTERXVII
  OLIVER'SDESTINYCONTINUINGUNPROPITIOUS,BRINGSAGREATMANTO
  LONDONTOINJUREHISREPUTATION
  Itisthecustomonthestage,inallgoodmurderousmelodramas,topresentthetragicandthecomicscenes,inasregularalternation,asthelayersofredandwhiteinasideofstreakybacon。Theherosinksuponhisstrawbed,weigheddownbyfettersandmisfortunes;inthenextscene,hisfaithfulbutunconscioussquireregalestheaudiencewithacomicsong。Webehold,withthrobbingbosoms,theheroineinthegraspofaproudandruthlessbaron:hervirtueandherlifealikeindanger,drawingforthherdaggertopreservetheoneatthecostoftheother;andjustasourexpectationsarewroughtuptothehighestpitch,awhistleisheard,andwearestraightwaytransportedtothegreathallofthecastle;whereagrey-headedseneschalsingsafunnychoruswithafunnierbodyofvassals,whoarefreeofallsortsofplaces,fromchurchvaultstopalaces,androamaboutincompany,carollingperpetually。
  Suchchangesappearabsurd;buttheyarenotsounnaturalastheywouldseematfirstsight。Thetransitionsinreallifefromwell-spreadboardstodeath-beds,andfrommourning-weedstoholidaygarments,arenotawhitlessstartling;only,there,wearebusyactors,insteadofpassivelookers-on,whichmakesavastdifference。Theactorsinthemimiclifeofthetheatre,areblindtoviolenttransitionsandabruptimpulsesofpassionorfeeling,which,presentedbeforetheeyesofmerespectators,areatoncecondemnedasoutrageousandpreposterous。
  Assuddenshiftingsofthescene,andrapidchangesoftimeandplace,arenotonlysanctionedinbooksbylongusage,butarebymanyconsideredasthegreatartofauthorship:anauthor'sskillinhiscraftbeing,bysuchcritics,chieflyestimatedwithrelationtothedilemmasinwhichheleaveshischaractersattheendofeverychapter:thisbriefintroductiontothepresentonemayperhapsbedeemedunnecessary。Ifso,letitbeconsideredadelicateintimationonthepartofthehistorianthatheisgoingbacktothetowninwhichOliverTwistwasborn;thereadertakingitforgrantedthattherearegoodandsubstantialreasonsformakingthejourney,orhewouldnotbeinvitedtoproceeduponsuchanexpedition。
  Mr。Bumbleemergedatearlymorningfromtheworkhouse-gate,andwalkedwithportlycarriageandcommandingsteps,uptheHighStreet。Hewasinthefullbloomandprideofbeadlehood;hiscockedhatandcoatweredazzlinginthemorningsun;heclutchedhiscanewiththevigoroustenacityofhealthandpower。Mr。
  Bumblealwayscarriedhisheadhigh;butthismorningitwashigherthanusual。Therewasanabstractioninhiseye,anelevationinhisair,whichmighthavewarnedanobservantstrangerthatthoughtswerepassinginthebeadle'smind,toogreatforutterance。
  Mr。Bumblestoppednottoconversewiththesmallshopkeepersandotherswhospoketohim,deferentially,ashepassedalong。Hemerelyreturnedtheirsalutationswithawaveofhishand,andrelaxednotinhisdignifiedpace,untilhereachedthefarmwhereMrs。Manntendedtheinfantpauperswithparochialcare。
  'Dratthatbeadle!'saidMrs。Mann,hearingthewell-knownshakingatthegarden-gate。'Ifitisn'thimatthistimeinthemorning!Lauk,Mr。Bumble,onlythinkofitsbeingyou!Well,dearme,itISapleasure,thisis!Comeintotheparlour,sir,please。'
  ThefirstsentencewasaddressedtoSusan;andtheexclamationsofdelightwereutteredtoMr。Bumble:asthegoodladyunlockedthegarden-gate:andshowedhim,withgreatattentionandrespect,intothehouse。
  'Mrs。Mann,'saidMr。Bumble;notsittingupon,ordroppinghimselfintoaseat,asanycommonjackanapeswould:butlettinghimselfgraduallyandslowlydownintoachair;'Mrs。Mann,ma'am,goodmorning。'
  'Well,andgoodmorningtoYOU,sir,'repliedMrs。Mann,withmanysmiles;'andhopingyoufindyourselfwell,sir!'
  'So-so,Mrs。Mann,'repliedthebeadle。'Aporochiallifeisnotabedofroses,Mrs。Mann。'
  'Ah,thatitisn'tindeed,Mr。Bumble,'rejoinedthelady。Andalltheinfantpaupersmighthavechorussedtherejoinderwithgreatpropriety,iftheyhadheardit。
  'Aporochiallife,ma'am,'continuedMr。Bumble,strikingthetablewithhiscane,'isalifeofworrit,andvexation,andhardihood;butallpubliccharacters,asImaysay,mustsufferprosecution。'
  Mrs。Mann,notverywellknowingwhatthebeadlemeant,raisedherhandswithalookofsympathy,andsighed。
  'Ah!Youmaywellsigh,Mrs。Mann!'saidthebeadle。
  Findingshehaddoneright,Mrs。Mannsighedagain:evidentlytothesatisfactionofthepubliccharacter:who,repressingacomplacentsmilebylookingsternlyathiscockedhat,said,'Mrs。Mann,IamgoingtoLondon。'
  'Lauk,Mr。Bumble!'criedMrs。Mann,startingback。
  'ToLondon,ma'am,'resumedtheinflexiblebeadle,'bycoach。I
  andtwopaupers,Mrs。Mann!Alegalactionisacomingon,aboutasettlement;andtheboardhasappointedme——me,Mrs。Mann——todisposetothematterbeforethequarter-sessionsatClerkinwell。
  AndIverymuchquestion,'addedMr。Bumble,drawinghimselfup,'whethertheClerkinwellSessionswillnotfindthemselvesinthewrongboxbeforetheyhavedonewithme。'
  'Oh!youmustn'tbetooharduponthem,sir,'saidMrs。Mann,coaxingly。
  'TheClerkinwellSessionshavebroughtituponthemselves,ma'am,'repliedMr。Bumble;'andiftheClerkinwellSessionsfindthattheycomeoffratherworsethantheyexpected,theClerkinwellSessionshaveonlythemselvestothank。'
  TherewassomuchdeterminationanddepthofpurposeaboutthemenacingmannerinwhichMr。Bumbledeliveredhimselfofthesewords,thatMrs。Mannappearedquiteawedbythem。Atlengthshesaid,'You'regoingbycoach,sir?Ithoughtitwasalwaysusualtosendthempaupersincarts。'
  'That'swhenthey'reill,Mrs。Mann,'saidthebeadle。'Weputthesickpaupersintoopencartsintherainyweather,topreventtheirtakingcold。'
  'Oh!'saidMrs。Mann。
  'Theoppositioncoachcontractsforthesetwo;andtakesthemcheap,'saidMr。Bumble。'Theyarebothinaverylowstate,andwefinditwouldcometwopoundcheapertomove'emthantobury'em——thatis,ifwecanthrow'emuponanotherparish,whichI
  thinkweshallbeabletodo,iftheydon'tdieupontheroadtospiteus。Ha!ha!ha!'
  WhenMr。Bumblehadlaughedalittlewhile,hiseyesagainencounteredthecockedhat;andhebecamegrave。
  'Weareforgettingbusiness,ma'am,'saidthebeadle;'hereisyourporochialstipendforthemonth。”
  Mr。Bumbleproducedsomesilvermoneyrolledupinpaper,fromhispocket-book;andrequestedareceipt:whichMrs。Mannwrote。
  'It'sverymuchblotted,sir,'saidthefarmerofinfants;'butit'sformalenough,Idaresay。Thankyou,Mr。Bumble,sir,Iamverymuchobligedtoyou,I'msure。'
  Mr。Bumblenodded,blandly,inacknowledgmentofMrs。Mann'scurtsey;andinquiredhowthechildrenwere。
  'Blesstheirdearlittlehearts!'saidMrs。Mannwithemotion,'they'reaswellascanbe,thedears!Ofcourse,exceptthetwothatdiedlastweek。AndlittleDick。'
  'Isn'tthatboynobetter?'inquiredMr。Bumble。
  Mrs。Mannshookherhead。
  'He'saill-conditioned,wicious,bad-disposedporochialchildthat,'saidMr。Bumbleangrily。'Whereishe?'
  'I'llbringhimtoyouinoneminute,sir,'repliedMrs。Mann。
  'Here,youDick!'
  Aftersomecalling,Dickwasdiscovered。Havinghadhisfaceputunderthepump,anddrieduponMrs。Mann'sgown,hewasledintotheawfulpresenceofMr。Bumble,thebeadle。
  Thechildwaspaleandthin;hischeeksweresunken;andhiseyeslargeandbright。Thescantyparishdress,theliveryofhismisery,hunglooselyonhisfeeblebody;andhisyounglimbshadwastedaway,likethoseofanoldman。
  SuchwasthelittlebeingwhostoodtremblingbeneathMr。
  Bumble'sglance;notdaringtolifthiseyesfromthefloor;anddreadingeventohearthebeadle'svoice。
  'Can'tyoulookatthegentleman,youobstinateboy?'saidMrs。
  Mann。
  Thechildmeeklyraisedhiseyes,andencounteredthoseofMr。
  Bumble。
  'What'sthematterwithyou,porochialDick?'inquiredMr。
  Bumble,withwell-timedjocularity。
  'Nothing,sir,'repliedthechildfaintly。
  'Ishouldthinknot,'saidMrs。Mann,whohadofcourselaughedverymuchatMr。Bumble'shumour。
  'Youwantfornothing,I'msure。'
  'Ishouldlike——'falteredthechild。
  'Hey-day!'interposedMr。Mann,'Isupposeyou'regoingtosaythatyouDOwantforsomething,now?Why,youlittlewretch——'
  'Stop,Mrs。Mann,stop!'saidthebeadle,raisinghishandwithashowofauthority。'Likewhat,sir,eh?'
  'Ishouldlike,'saidthechild,'toleavemydearlovetopoorOliverTwist;andtolethimknowhowoftenIhavesatbymyselfandcriedtothinkofhiswanderingaboutinthedarknightswithnobodytohelphim。AndIshouldliketotellhim,'saidthechildpressinghissmallhandstogether,andspeakingwithgreatfervour,'thatIwasgladtodiewhenIwasveryyoung;for,perhaps,ifIhadlivedtobeaman,andhadgrownold,mylittlesisterwhoisinHeaven,mightforgetme,orbeunlikeme;anditwouldbesomuchhappierifwewerebothchildrentheretogether。'
  Mr。Bumblesurveyedthelittlespeaker,fromheadtofoot,withindescribableastonishment;and,turningtohiscompanion,said,'They'reallinonestory,Mrs。Mann。Thatout-daciousOliverhaddemogalizedthemall!'
  'Icouldn'thavebelievedit,sir'saidMrsMann,holdingupherhands,andlookingmalignantlyatDick。'Ineverseesuchahardenedlittlewretch!'
  'Takehimaway,ma'am!'saidMr。Bumbleimperiously。'Thismustbestatedtotheboard,Mrs。Mann。
  'Ihopethegentlemanwillunderstandthatitisn'tmyfault,sir?'saidMrs。Mann,whimperingpathetically。
  'Theyshallunderstandthat,ma'am;theyshallbeacquaintedwiththetruestateofthecase,'saidMr。Bumble。'There;takehimaway,Ican'tbearthesightonhim。'
  Dickwasimmediatelytakenaway,andlockedupinthecoal-cellar。Mr。Bumbleshortlyafterwardstookhimselfoff,toprepareforhisjourney。
  Atsixo'clocknextmorning,Mr。Bumble:havingexchangedhiscockedhatforaroundone,andencasedhispersoninabluegreat-coatwithacapetoit:tookhisplaceontheoutsideofthecoach,accompaniedbythecriminalswhosesettlementwasdisputed;withwhom,induecourseoftime,hearrivedinLondon。
  Heexperiencednoothercrossesontheway,thanthosewhichoriginatedintheperversebehaviourofthetwopaupers,whopersistedinshivering,andcomplainingofthecold,inamannerwhich,Mr。Bumbledeclared,causedhisteethtochatterinhishead,andmadehimfeelquiteuncomfortable;althoughhehadagreat-coaton。
  Havingdisposedoftheseevil-mindedpersonsforthenight,Mr。
  Bumblesathimselfdowninthehouseatwhichthecoachstopped;
  andtookatemperatedinnerofsteaks,oystersauce,andporter。
  Puttingaglassofhotgin-and-wateronthechimney-piece,hedrewhischairtothefire;and,withsundrymoralreflectionsonthetoo-prevalentsinofdiscontentandcomplaining,composedhimselftoreadthepaper。
  TheveryfirstparagraphuponwhichMr。Bumble'seyerested,wasthefollowingadvertisement。
  'FIVEGUINEASREWARD
  'Whereasayoungboy,namedOliverTwist,absconded,orwasenticed,onThursdayeveninglast,fromhishome,atPentonville;
  andhasnotsincebeenheardof。TheaboverewardwillbepaidtoanypersonwhowillgivesuchinformationaswillleadtothediscoveryofthesaidOliverTwist,ortendtothrowanylightuponhisprevioushistory,inwhichtheadvertiseris,formanyreasons,warmlyinterested。'
  AndthenfollowedafulldescriptionofOliver'sdress,person,appearance,anddisappearance:withthenameandaddressofMr。
  Brownlowatfulllength。
  Mr。Bumbleopenedhiseyes;readtheadvertisement,slowlyandcarefully,threeseveraltimes;andinsomethingmorethanfiveminuteswasonhiswaytoPentonville:havingactually,inhisexcitement,lefttheglassofhotgin-and-water,untasted。
  'IsMr。Brownlowathome?'inquiredMr。Bumbleofthegirlwhoopenedthedoor。
  Tothisinquirythegirlreturnedthenotuncommon,butratherevasivereplyof'Idon'tknow;wheredoyoucomefrom?'
  Mr。BumblenosoonerutteredOliver'sname,inexplanationofhiserrand,thanMrs。Bedwin,whohadbeenlisteningattheparlourdoor,hastenedintothepassageinabreathlessstate。
  'Comein,comein,'saidtheoldlady:'Iknewweshouldhearofhim。Poordear!Iknewweshould!Iwascertainofit。Blesshisheart!Isaidsoallalong。'
  Havingheardthis,theworthyoldladyhurriedbackintotheparlouragain;andseatingherselfonasofa,burstintotears。
  Thegirl,whowasnotquitesosusceptible,hadrunupstairsmeanwhile;andnowreturnedwitharequestthatMr。Bumblewouldfollowherimmediately:whichhedid。
  Hewasshownintothelittlebackstudy,wheresatMr。BrownlowandhisfriendMr。Grimwig,withdecantersandglassesbeforethem。Thelattergentlemanatonceburstintotheexclamation:
  'Abeadle。Aparishbeadle,orI'lleatmyhead。'
  'Praydon'tinterruptjustnow,'saidMr。Brownlow。'Takeaseat,willyou?'
  Mr。Bumblesathimselfdown;quiteconfoundedbytheoddityofMr。Grimwig'smanner。Mr。Brownlowmovedthelamp,soastoobtainanuninterruptedviewofthebeadle'scountenance;andsaid,withalittleimpatience,'Now,sir,youcomeinconsequenceofhavingseentheadvertisement?'
  'Yes,sir,'saidMr。Bumble。
  'AndyouAREabeadle,areyounot?'inquiredMr。Grimwig。
  'Iamaporochialbeadle,gentlemen,'rejoinedMr。Bumbleproudly。
  'Ofcourse,'observedMr。Grimwigasidetohisfriend,'Iknewhewas。Abeadleallover!'
  Mr。Brownlowgentlyshookhisheadtoimposesilenceonhisfriend,andresumed:
  'Doyouknowwherethispoorboyisnow?'
  'Nomorethannobody,'repliedMr。Bumble。
  'Well,whatDOyouknowofhim?'inquiredtheoldgentleman。
  'Speakout,myfriend,ifyouhaveanythingtosay。WhatDOyouknowofhim?'
  'Youdon'thappentoknowanygoodofhim,doyou?'saidMr。
  Grimwig,caustically;afteranattentiveperusalofMr。Bumble'sfeatures。
  Mr。Bumble,catchingattheinquiryveryquickly,shookhisheadwithportentoussolemnity。
  'Yousee?'saidMr。Grimwig,lookingtriumphantlyatMr。
  Brownlow。
  Mr。BrownlowlookedapprehensivelyatMr。Bumble'spursed-upcountenance;andrequestedhimtocommunicatewhatheknewregardingOliver,inasfewwordsaspossible。
  Mr。Bumbleputdownhishat;unbuttonedhiscoat;foldedhisarms;inclinedhisheadinaretrospectivemanner;and,afterafewmoments'reflection,commencedhisstory。
  Itwouldbetediousifgiveninthebeadle'swords:occupying,asitdid,sometwentyminutesinthetelling;butthesumandsubstanceofitwas,thatOliverwasafoundling,bornoflowandviciousparents。Thathehad,fromhisbirth,displayednobetterqualitiesthantreachery,ingratitude,andmalice。Thathehadterminatedhisbriefcareerintheplaceofhisbirth,bymakingasanguinaryandcowardlyattackonanunoffendinglad,andrunningawayinthenight-timefromhismaster'shouse。Inproofofhisreallybeingthepersonherepresentedhimself,Mr。
  Bumblelaiduponthetablethepapershehadbroughttotown。
  Foldinghisarmsagain,hethenawaitedMr。Brownlow'sobservations。
  'Ifearitisalltootrue,'saidtheoldgentlemansorrowfully,afterlookingoverthepapers。'Thisisnotmuchforyourintelligence;butIwouldgladlyhavegivenyoutreblethemoney,ifithadbeenfavourabletotheboy。'
  ItisnotimprobablethatifMr。Bumblehadbeenpossessedofthisinformationatanearlierperiodoftheinterview,hemighthaveimpartedaverydifferentcolouringtohislittlehistory。
  Itwastoolatetodoitnow,however;soheshookhisheadgravely,and,pocketingthefiveguineas,withdrew。
  Mr。Brownlowpacedtheroomtoandfroforsomeminutes;
  evidentlysomuchdisturbedbythebeadle'stale,thatevenMr。
  Grimwigforboretovexhimfurther。
  Atlengthhestopped,andrangthebellviolently。
  'Mrs。Bedwin,'saidMr。Brownlow,whenthehousekeeperappeared;
  'thatboy,Oliver,isanimposter。'
  'Itcan'tbe,sir。Itcannotbe,'saidtheoldladyenergetically。
  'Itellyouheis,'retortedtheoldgentleman。'Whatdoyoumeanbycan'tbe?Wehavejustheardafullaccountofhimfromhisbirth;andhehasbeenathorough-pacedlittlevillain,allhislife。'
  'Ineverwillbelieveit,sir,'repliedtheoldlady,firmly。
  'Never!'
  'Youoldwomenneverbelieveanythingbutquack-doctors,andlyingstory-books,'growledMr。Grimwig。'Iknewitallalong。
  Whydidn'tyoutakemyadviseinthebeginning;youwouldifhehadn'thadafever,Isuppose,eh?Hewasinteresting,wasn'the?Interesting!Bah!'AndMr。Grimwigpokedthefirewithaflourish。
  'Hewasadear,grateful,gentlechild,sir,'retortedMrs。
  Bedwin,indignantly。'Iknowwhatchildrenare,sir;andhavedonethesefortyyears;andpeoplewhocan'tsaythesame,shouldn'tsayanythingaboutthem。That'smyopinion!'
  ThiswasahardhitatMr。Grimwig,whowasabachelor。Asitextortednothingfromthatgentlemanbutasmile,theoldladytossedherhead,andsmootheddownherapronpreparatorytoanotherspeech,whenshewasstoppedbyMr。Brownlow。
  'Silence!'saidtheoldgentleman,feigninganangerhewasfarfromfeeling。'Neverletmeheartheboy'snameagain。Irangtotellyouthat。Never。Never,onanypretence,mind!Youmayleavetheroom,Mrs。Bedwin。Remember!Iaminearnest。'
  ThereweresadheartsatMr。Brownlow'sthatnight。
  Oliver'sheartsankwithinhim,whenhethoughtofhisgoodfriends;itwaswellforhimthathecouldnotknowwhattheyhadheard,oritmighthavebrokenoutright。
  CHAPTERXVIII
  HOWOLIVERPASSEDHISTIMEINTHEIMPROVINGSOCIETYOFHIS
  REPUTABLEFRIENDS
  Aboutnoonnextday,whentheDodgerandMasterBateshadgoneouttopursuetheircustomaryavocations,Mr。FagintooktheopportunityofreadingOliveralonglectureonthecryingsinofingratitude;ofwhichheclearlydemonstratedhehadbeenguilty,tonoordinaryextent,inwilfullyabsentinghimselffromthesocietyofhisanxiousfriends;and,stillmore,inendeavouringtoescapefromthemaftersomuchtroubleandexpensehadbeenincurredinhisrecovery。Mr。FaginlaidgreatstressonthefactofhishavingtakenOliverin,andcherishedhim,when,withouthistimelyaid,hemighthaveperishedwithhunger;andherelatedthedismalandaffectinghistoryofayoungladwhom,inhisphilanthropy,hehadsuccouredunderparallelcircumstances,butwho,provingunworthyofhisconfidenceandevincingadesiretocommunicatewiththepolice,hadunfortunatelycometobehangedattheOldBaileyonemorning。Mr。Fagindidnotseektoconcealhisshareinthecatastrophe,butlamentedwithtearsinhiseyesthatthewrong-headedandtreacherousbehaviouroftheyoungpersoninquestion,hadrendereditnecessarythatheshouldbecomethevictimofcertainevidenceforthecrown:
  which,ifitwerenotpreciselytrue,wasindispensablynecessaryforthesafetyofhimMr。Faginandafewselectfriends。Mr。
  Faginconcludedbydrawingaratherdisagreeablepictureofthediscomfortsofhanging;and,withgreatfriendlinessandpolitenessofmanner,expressedhisanxioushopesthathemightneverbeobligedtosubmitOliverTwisttothatunpleasantoperation。
  LittleOliver'sbloodrancold,ashelistenedtotheJew'swords,andimperfectlycomprehendedthedarkthreatsconveyedinthem。Thatitwaspossibleevenforjusticeitselftoconfoundtheinnocentwiththeguiltywhentheywereinaccidentalcompanionship,heknewalready;andthatdeeply-laidplansforthedestructionofinconvenientlyknowingorover-communicativepersons,hadbeenreallydevisedandcarriedoutbytheJewonmoreoccasionsthanone,hethoughtbynomeansunlikely,whenherecollectedthegeneralnatureofthealtercationsbetweenthatgentlemanandMr。Sikes:whichseemedtobearreferencetosomeforegoneconspiracyofthekind。Asheglancedtimidlyup,andmettheJew'ssearchinglook,hefeltthathispalefaceandtremblinglimbswereneitherunnoticednorunrelishedbythatwaryoldgentleman。
  TheJew,smilinghideously,pattedOliveronthehead,andsaid,thatifhekepthimselfquiet,andappliedhimselftobusiness,hesawtheywouldbeverygoodfriendsyet。Then,takinghishat,andcoveringhimselfwithanoldpatchedgreat-coat,hewentout,andlockedtheroom-doorbehindhim。
  AndsoOliverremainedallthatday,andforthegreaterpartofmanysubsequentdays,seeingnobody,betweenearlymorningandmidnight,andleftduringthelonghourstocommunewithhisownthoughts。Which,neverfailingtoreverttohiskindfriends,andtheopiniontheymustlongagohaveformedofhim,weresadindeed。
  Afterthelapseofaweekorso,theJewlefttheroom-doorunlocked;andhewasatlibertytowanderaboutthehouse。
  Itwasaverydirtyplace。Theroomsupstairshadgreathighwoodenchimney-piecesandlargedoors,withpanelledwallsandcornicestotheceiling;which,althoughtheywereblackwithneglectanddust,wereornamentedinvariousways。FromallofthesetokensOliverconcludedthatalongtimeago,beforetheoldJewwasborn,ithadbelongedtobetterpeople,andhadperhapsbeenquitegayandhandsome:dismalanddrearyasitlookednow。
  Spidershadbuilttheirwebsintheanglesofthewallsandceilings;andsometimes,whenOliverwalkedsoftlyintoaroom,themicewouldscamperacrossthefloor,andrunbackterrifiedtotheirholes。Withtheseexceptions,therewasneithersightnorsoundofanylivingthing;andoften,whenitgrewdark,andhewastiredofwanderingfromroomtoroom,hewouldcrouchinthecornerofthepassagebythestreet-door,tobeasnearlivingpeopleashecould;andwouldremainthere,listeningandcountingthehours,untiltheJewortheboysreturned。
  Inalltherooms,themoulderingshutterswerefastclosed:thebarswhichheldthemwerescrewedtightintothewood;theonlylightwhichwasadmitted,stealingitswaythroughroundholesatthetop:whichmadetheroomsmoregloomy,andfilledthemwithstrangeshadows。Therewasaback-garretwindowwithrustybarsoutside,whichhadnoshutter;andoutofthis,Oliveroftengazedwithamelancholyfaceforhourstogether;butnothingwastobedescriedfromitbutaconfusedandcrowdedmassofhousetops,blackenedchimneys,andgable-ends。Sometimes,indeed,agrizzlyheadmightbeseen,peeringovertheparapet-wallofadistanthouse;butitwasquicklywithdrawnagain;andasthewindowofOliver'sobservatorywasnaileddown,anddimmedwiththerainandsmokeofyears,itwasasmuchashecoulddotomakeouttheformsofthedifferentobjectsbeyond,withoutmakinganyattempttobeseenorheard,——whichhehadasmuchchanceofbeing,asifhehadlivedinsidetheballofSt。
  Paul'sCathedral。
  Oneafternoon,theDodgerandMasterBatesbeingengagedoutthatevening,thefirst-namedyounggentlemantookitintohisheadtoevincesomeanxietyregardingthedecorationofhispersontodohimjustice,thiswasbynomeansanhabitualweaknesswithhim;
  and,withthisendandaim,hecondescendinglycommandedOlivertoassisthiminhistoilet,straightway。
  Oliverwasbuttoogladtomakehimselfuseful;toohappytohavesomefaces,howeverbad,tolookupon;toodesiroustoconciliatethoseabouthimwhenhecouldhonestlydoso;tothrowanyobjectioninthewayofthisproposal。Soheatonceexpressedhisreadiness;and,kneelingonthefloor,whiletheDodgersatuponthetablesothathecouldtakehisfootinhislaps,heappliedhimselftoaprocesswhichMr。Dawkinsdesignatedas'japanninghistrotter-cases。'Thephrase,renderedintoplainEnglish,signifieth,cleaninghisboots。
  Whetheritwasthesenseoffreedomandindependencewhicharationalanimalmaybesupposedtofeelwhenhesitsonatableinaneasyattitudesmokingapipe,swingingonelegcarelesslytoandfro,andhavinghisbootscleanedallthetime,withouteventhepasttroubleofhavingtakenthemoff,ortheprospectivemiseryofputtingthemon,todisturbhisreflections;orwhetheritwasthegoodnessofthetobaccothatsoothedthefeelingsoftheDodger,orthemildnessofthebeerthatmollifiedhisthoughts;hewasevidentlytinctured,forthenonce,withaspiceofromanceandenthusiasm,foreigntohisgeneralnature。HelookeddownonOliver,withathoughtfulcountenance,forabriefspace;andthen,raisinghishead,andheavingagentlesign,said,halfinabstraction,andhalftoMasterBates:
  'Whatapityitisheisn'taprig!'
  'Ah!'saidMasterCharlesBates;'hedon'tknowwhat'sgoodforhim。'
  TheDodgersighedagain,andresumedhispipe:asdidCharleyBates。Theybothsmoked,forsomeseconds,insilence。
  'Isupposeyoudon'tevenknowwhataprigis?'saidtheDodgermournfully。
  'IthinkIknowthat,'repliedOliver,lookingup。'It'sathe——;you'reone,areyounot?'inquiredOliver,checkinghimself。
  'Iam,'repliedtheDoger。'I'dscorntobeanythingelse。'Mr。
  Dawkinsgavehishataferociouscock,afterdeliveringthissentiment,andlookedatMasterBates,asiftodenotethathewouldfeelobligedbyhissayinganythingtothecontrary。
  'Iam,'repeatedtheDodger。'So'sCharley。So'sFagin。So'sSikes。So'sNancy。So'sBet。Soweallare,downtothedog。
  Andhe'sthedowniestoneofthelot!'
  'Andtheleastgiventopeaching,'addedCharleyBates。
  'Hewouldn'tsomuchasbarkinawitness-box,forfearofcommittinghimself;no,notifyoutiedhimupinone,andlefthimtherewithoutwittlesforafortnight,'saidtheDodger。
  'Notabitofit,'observedCharley。
  'He'sarumdog。Don'thelookfierceatanystrangecovethatlaughsorsingswhenhe'sincompany!'pursuedtheDodger。
  'Won'thegrowlatall,whenhehearsafiddleplaying!Anddon'thehateotherdogsasain'tofhisbreed!Oh,no!'
  'He'sanout-and-outChristian,'saidCharley。
  Thiswasmerelyintendedasatributetotheanimal'sabilities,butitwasanappropriateremarkinanothersense,ifMasterBateshadonlyknownit;forthereareagoodmanyladiesandgentlemen,claimingtobeout-and-outChristians,betweenwhom,andMr。Sikes'dog,thereexiststrongandsingularpointsofresemblance。
  'Well,well,'saidtheDodger,recurringtothepointfromwhichtheyhadstrayed:withthatmindfulnessofhisprofessionwhichinfluencedallhisproceedings。'Thishasn'tgoanythingtodowithyoungGreenhere。'
  'Nomoreithas,'saidCharley。'Whydon'tyouputyourselfunderFagin,Oliver?'
  'Andmakeyourfortun'outofhand?'addedtheDodger,withagrin。
  'Andsobeabletoretireonyourproperty,anddothegen-teel:
  asImeanto,intheverynextleap-yearbutfourthatevercomes,andtheforty-secondTuesdayinTrinity-week,'saidCharleyBates。
  'Idon'tlikeit,'rejoinedOliver,timidly;'Iwishtheywouldletmego。I——I——wouldrathergo。'
  'AndFaginwouldRATHERnot!'rejoinedCharley。
  Oliverknewthistoowell;butthinkingitmightbedangeroustoexpresshisfeelingsmoreopenly,heonlysighed,andwentonwithhisboot-cleaning。
  'Go!'exclaimedtheDodger。'Why,where'syourspirit?'Don'tyoutakeanyprideoutofyourself?Wouldyougoandbedependentonyourfriends?'
  'Oh,blowthat!'saidMasterBates:drawingtwoorthreesilkhandkerchiefsfromhispocket,andtossingthemintoacupboard,'that'stoomean;thatis。'
  '_I_couldn'tdoit,'saidtheDodger,withanairofhaughtydisgust。
  'Youcanleaveyourfriends,though,'saidOliverwithahalfsmile;'andletthembepunishedforwhatyoudid。'
  'That,'rejoinedtheDodger,withawaveofhispipe,'ThatwasalloutofconsiderationforFagin,'causethetrapsknowthatweworktogether,andhemighthavegotintotroubleifwehadn'tmadeourlucky;thatwasthemove,wasn'tit,Charley?'
  MasterBatesnoddedassent,andwouldhavespoken,buttherecollectionofOliver'sflightcamesosuddenlyuponhim,thatthesmokehewasinhalinggotentagledwithalaugh,andwentupintohishead,anddownintohisthroat:andbroughtonafitofcoughingandstamping,aboutfiveminuteslong。
  'Lookhere!'saidtheDodger,drawingforthahandfulofshillingsandhalfpence。'Here'sajollylife!What'stheoddswhereitcomesfrom?Here,catchhold;there'splentymorewheretheyweretookfrom。Youwon't,won'tyou?Oh,youpreciousflat!'
  'It'snaughty,ain'tit,Oliver?'inquiredCharleyBates。'He'llcometobescragged,won'the?'
  'Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans,'repliedOliver。
  'Somethinginthisway,oldfeller,'saidCharly。Ashesaidit,MasterBatescaughtupanendofhisneckerchief;and,holdingiterectintheair,droppedhisheadonhisshoulder,andjerkedacurioussoundthroughhisteeth;therebyindicating,byalivelypantomimicrepresentation,thatscraggingandhangingwereoneandthesamething。
  'That'swhatitmeans,'saidCharley。'Lookhowhestares,Jack!
  Ineverdidseesuchprimecompanyasthat'ereboy;he'llbethedeathofme,Iknowhewill。'MasterCharleyBates,havinglaughedheartilyagain,resumedhispipewithtearsinhiseyes。
  'You'vebeenbroughtupbad,'saidtheDodger,surveyinghisbootswithmuchsatisfactionwhenOliverhadpolishedthem。
  'Faginwillmakesomethingofyou,though,oryou'llbethefirstheeverhadthatturnedoutunprofitable。You'dbetterbeginatonce;foryou'llcometothetradelongbeforeyouthinkofit;
  andyou'reonlylosingtime,Oliver。'
  MasterBatesbackedthisadvicewithsundrymoraladmonitionsofhisown:which,beingexhausted,heandhisfriendMr。Dawkinslaunchedintoaglowingdescriptionofthenumerouspleasuresincidentaltothelifetheyled,interspersedwithavarietyofhintstoOliverthatthebestthinghecoulddo,wouldbetosecureFagin'sfavourwithoutmoredelay,bythemeanswhichtheythemselveshademployedtogainit。
  'Andalwaysputthisinyourpipe,Nolly,'saidtheDodger,astheJewwasheardunlockingthedoorabove,'ifyoudon'ttakefogelsandtickers——'
  'What'sthegoodoftalkinginthatway?'interposedMasterBates;'hedon'tknowwhatyoumean。'
  'Ifyoudon'ttakepocket-handkechersandwatches,'saidtheDodger,reducinghisconversationtothelevelofOliver'scapacity,'someothercovewill;sothatthecovesthatlose'emwillbealltheworse,andyou'llbealltheworse,too,andnobodyhalfaha'p'orththebetter,exceptthechapswotgetsthem——andyou'vejustasgoodarighttothemastheyhave。'
  'Tobesure,tobesure!'saidtheJew,whohadenteredunseenbyOliver。'Itallliesinanutshellmydear;inanutshell,taketheDodger'swordforit。Ha!ha!ha!Heunderstandsthecatechismofhistrade。'
  Theoldmanrubbedhishandsgleefullytogether,ashecorroboratedtheDodger'sreasoningintheseterms;andchuckledwithdelightathispupil'sproficiency。
  Theconversationproceedednofartheratthistime,fortheJewhadreturnedhomeaccompaniedbyMissBetsy,andagentlemanwhomOliverhadneverseenbefore,butwhowasaccostedbytheDodgerasTomChitling;andwho,havinglingeredonthestairstoexchangeafewgallantrieswiththelady,nowmadehisappearance。
  Mr。ChitlingwasolderinyearsthantheDodger:havingperhapsnumberedeighteenwinters;buttherewasadegreeofdeferenceinhisdeportmenttowardsthatyounggentlemanwhichseemedtoindicatethathefelthimselfconsciousofaslightinferiorityinpointofgeniusandprofessionalaquirements。Hehadsmalltwinklingeyes,andapock-markedface;woreafurcap,adarkcorduroyjacket,greasyfustiantrousers,andanapron。Hiswardrobewas,intruth,ratheroutofrepair;butheexcusedhimselftothecompanybystatingthathis'time'wasonlyoutanhourbefore;andthat,inconsequenceofhavingworntheregimentalsforsixweekspast,hehadnotbeenabletobestowanyattentiononhisprivateclothes。Mr。Chitlingadded,withstrongmarksofirritation,thatthenewwayoffumigatingclothesupyonderwasinfernalunconstitutional,foritburntholesinthem,andtherewasnoremedyagainsttheCounty。Thesameremarkheconsideredtoapplytotheregulationmodeofcuttingthehair:whichheheldtobedecidedlyunlawful。Mr。
  Chitlingwounduphisobservationsbystatingthathehadnottouchedadropofanythingforforty-twomorallonghard-workingdays;andthathe'wishedhemightbebustedifhewarn'tasdryasalime-basket。'
  'Wheredoyouthinkthegentlemanhascomefrom,Oliver?'
  inquiredtheJew,withagrin,astheotherboysputabottleofspiritsonthetable。
  'I——I——don'tknow,sir,'repliedOliver。
  'Who'sthat?'inquiredTomChitling,castingacontemptuouslookatOliver。
  'Ayoungfriendofmine,mydear,'repliedtheJew。
  'He'sinluck,then,'saidtheyoungman,withameaninglookatFagin。'NevermindwhereIcamefrom,young'un;you'llfindyourwaythere,soonenough,I'llbetacrown!'
  Atthissally,theboyslaughed。Aftersomemorejokesonthesamesubject,theyexchangedafewshortwhisperswithFagin;andwithdrew。
  AftersomewordsapartbetweenthelastcomerandFagin,theydrewtheirchairstowardsthefire;andtheJew,tellingOlivertocomeandsitbyhim,ledtheconversationtothetopicsmostcalculatedtointeresthishearers。Thesewere,thegreatadvantagesofthetrade,theproficiencyoftheDodger,theamiabilityofCharleyBates,andtheliberalityoftheJewhimself。Atlengththesesubjectsdisplayedsignsofbeingthoroughlyexhausted;andMr。Chitlingdidthesame:forthehouseofcorrectionbecomesfatiguingafteraweekortwo。MissBetsyaccordinglywithdrew;andleftthepartytotheirrepose。
  Fromthisday,Oliverwasseldomleftalone;butwasplacedinalmostconstantcommunicationwiththetwoboys,whoplayedtheoldgamewiththeJeweveryday:whetherfortheirownimprovementorOliver's,Mr。Faginbestknew。Atothertimestheoldmanwouldtellthemstoriesofrobberieshehadcommittedinhisyoungerdays:mixedupwithsomuchthatwasdrollandcurious,thatOlivercouldnothelplaughingheartily,andshowingthathewasamusedinspiteofallhisbetterfeelings。
  Inshort,thewilyoldJewhadtheboyinhistoils。Havingpreparedhismind,bysolitudeandgloom,topreferanysocietytothecompanionshipofhisownsadthoughtsinsuchadrearyplace,hewasnowslowlyinstillingintohissoulthepoisonwhichhehopedwouldblackenit,andchangeitshueforever。
  CHAPTERXIX
  INWHICHANOTABLEPLANISDISCUSSEDANDDETERMINEDON
  Itwasachill,damp,windynight,whentheJew:buttoninghisgreat-coattightroundhisshrivelledbody,andpullingthecollarupoverhisearssoascompletelytoobscurethelowerpartofhisface:emergedfromhisden。Hepausedonthestepasthedoorwaslockedandchainedbehindhim;andhavinglistenedwhiletheboysmadeallsecure,anduntiltheirretreatingfootstepswerenolongeraudible,slunkdownthestreetasquicklyashecould。
  ThehousetowhichOliverhadbeenconveyed,wasintheneighborhoodofWhitechapel。TheJewstoppedforaninstantatthecornerofthestreet;and,glancingsuspiciouslyround,crossedtheroad,andstruckoffinthedirectionoftheSpitalfields。
  Themudlaythickuponthestones,andablackmisthungoverthestreets;therainfellsluggishlydown,andeverythingfeltcoldandclammytothetouch。ItseemedjustthenightwhenitbefittedsuchabeingastheJewtobeabroad。Asheglidedstealthilyalong,creepingbeneaththeshelterofthewallsanddoorways,thehideousoldmanseemedlikesomeloathsomereptile,engenderedintheslimeanddarknessthroughwhichhemoved:
  crawlingforth,bynight,insearchofsomerichoffalforameal。