'Yoursubject,'saidMortimer,afterlightingacigar,andcomfortinghimselfwithawhiffortwo,'wasscouts,Eugene。'
'Exactly。Isn'titdrollthatInevergooutafterdark,butIfindmyselfattended,alwaysbyonescout,andoftenbytwo?'
Lightwoodtookhiscigarfromhislipsinsurprise,andlookedathisfriend,asifwithalatentsuspicionthattheremustbeajestorhiddenmeaninginhiswords。
'Onmyhonour,no,'saidWrayburn,answeringthelookandsmilingcarelessly;'Idon'twonderatyoursupposingso,butonmyhonour,no。IsaywhatImean。Inevergooutafterdark,butIfindmyselfintheludicroussituationofbeingfollowedandobservedatadistance,alwaysbyonescout,andoftenbytwo。'
'Areyousure,Eugene?'
'Sure?Mydearboy,theyarealwaysthesame。'
'Butthere'snoprocessoutagainstyou。TheJewsonlythreaten。
Theyhavedonenothing。Besides,theyknowwheretofindyou,andIrepresentyou。Whytakethetrouble?'
'Observethelegalmind!'remarkedEugene,turningroundtothefurnitureagain,withanairofindolentrapture。'Observethedyer'shand,assimilatingitselftowhatitworksin,——orwouldworkin,ifanybodywouldgiveitanythingtodo。Respectedsolicitor,it'snotthat。Theschoolmaster'sabroad。'
'Theschoolmaster?'
'Ay!Sometimestheschoolmasterandthepupilarebothabroad。
Why,howsoonyourustinmyabsence!Youdon'tunderstandyet?
Thosefellowswhowerehereonenight。TheyarethescoutsI
speakof,asdoingmethehonourtoattendmeafterdark。'
'Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?'askedLightwood,opposingaseriousfacetothelaughofhisfriend。
'Iapprehendithasbeengoingon,eversinceacertainpersonwentoff。Probably,ithadbeengoingonsomelittletimebeforeI
noticedit:whichwouldbringittoaboutthattime。'
'Doyouthinktheysupposeyoutohaveinveigledheraway?'
'MydearMortimer,youknowtheabsorbingnatureofmyprofessionaloccupations;Ireallyhavenothadleisuretothinkaboutit。'
'Haveyouaskedthemwhattheywant?Haveyouobjected?'
'WhyshouldIaskthemwhattheywant,dearfellow,whenIamindifferentwhattheywant?WhyshouldIexpressobjection,whenIdon'tobject?'
'Youareinyourmostrecklessmood。Butyoucalledthesituationjustnow,aludicrousone;andmostmenobjecttothat,eventhosewhoareutterlyindifferenttoeverythingelse。'
'Youcharmme,Mortimer,withyourreadingofmyweaknesses。
By-the-by,thatveryword,Reading,initscriticaluse,alwayscharmsme。Anactress'sReadingofachambermaid,adancer'sReadingofahornpipe,asinger'sReadingofasong,amarinepainter'sReadingofthesea,thekettle-drum'sReadingofaninstrumentalpassage,arephraseseveryouthfulanddelightful。I
wasmentioningyourperceptionofmyweaknesses。Iowntotheweaknessofobjectingtooccupyaludicrousposition,andthereforeItransferthepositiontothescouts。'
'Iwish,Eugene,youwouldspeakalittlemoresoberlyandplainly,ifitwereonlyoutofconsiderationformyfeelinglessateasethanyoudo。'
'Thensoberlyandplainly,Mortimer,Igoadtheschoolmastertomadness。Imaketheschoolmastersoridiculous,andsoawareofbeingmaderidiculous,thatIseehimchafeandfretateveryporewhenwecrossoneanother。Theamiableoccupationhasbeenthesolaceofmylife,sinceIwasbaulkedinthemannerunnecessarytorecall。Ihavederivedinexpressiblecomfortfromit。Idoitthus:I
strolloutafterdark,strollalittleway,lookinatawindowandfurtivelylookoutfortheschoolmaster。Soonerorlater,Iperceivetheschoolmasteronthewatch;sometimesaccompaniedbyhishopefulpupil;oftener,pupil-less。Havingmadesureofhiswatchingme,Itempthimon,alloverLondon。OnenightIgoeast,anothernightnorth,inafewnightsIgoallroundthecompass。Sometimes,Iwalk;sometimes,Iproceedincabs,drainingthepocketoftheschoolmasterwhothenfollowsincabs。
IstudyandgetupabstruseNoThoroughfaresinthecourseoftheday。WithVenetianmysteryIseekthoseNoThoroughfaresatnight,glideintothembymeansofdarkcourts,tempttheschoolmastertofollow,turnsuddenly,andcatchhimbeforehecanretreat。Thenwefaceoneanother,andIpasshimasunawareofhisexistence,andheundergoesgrindingtorments。Similarly,I
walkatagreatpacedownashortstreet,rapidlyturnthecorner,and,gettingoutofhisview,asrapidlyturnback。Icatchhimcomingonpost,againpasshimasunawareofhisexistence,andagainheundergoesgrindingtorments。Nightafternighthisdisappointmentisacute,buthopespringseternalinthescholasticbreast,andhefollowsmeagainto-morrow。ThusIenjoythepleasuresofthechase,andderivegreatbenefitfromthehealthfulexercise。WhenIdonotenjoythepleasuresofthechase,foranythingIknowhewatchesattheTempleGateallnight。'
'Thisisanextraordinarystory,'observedLightwood,whohadhearditoutwithseriousattention。'Idon'tlikeit。'
'Youarealittlehipped,dearfellow,'saidEugene;'youhavebeentoosedentary。Comeandenjoythepleasuresofthechase。'
'Doyoumeanthatyoubelieveheiswatchingnow?'
'Ihavenottheslightestdoubtheis。'
'Haveyouseenhimto-night?'
'IforgottolookforhimwhenIwaslastout,'returnedEugenewiththecalmestindifference;'butIdaresayhewasthere。Come!BeaBritishsportsmanandenjoythepleasuresofthechase。Itwilldoyougood。'
Lightwoodhesitated;but,yieldingtohiscuriosity,rose。
'Bravo!'criedEugene,risingtoo。'Or,ifYoickswouldbeinbetterkeeping,considerthatIsaidYoicks。Looktoyourfeet,Mortimer,forweshalltryyourboots。Whenyouareready,Iam——needIsaywithaHeyHoChivey,andlikewisewithaHarkForward,HarkForward,Tantivy?'
'Willnothingmakeyouserious?'saidMortimer,laughingthroughhisgravity。
'Iamalwaysserious,butjustnowIamalittleexcitedbythegloriousfactthatasoutherlywindandacloudyskyproclaimahuntingevening。Ready?So。Weturnoutthelampandshutthedoor,andtakethefield。'
AsthetwofriendspassedoutoftheTempleintothepublicstreet,EugenedemandedwithashowofcourteouspatronageinwhichdirectionMortimerwouldyouliketheruntobe?'ThereisaratherdifficultcountryaboutBethnalGreen,'saidEugene,'andwehavenottakeninthatdirectionlately。WhatisyouropinionofBethnalGreen?'MortimerassentedtoBethnalGreen,andtheyturnedeastward。'Now,whenwecometoStPaul'schurchyard,'pursuedEugene,'we'llloiterartfully,andI'llshowyoutheschoolmaster。'
But,theybothsawhim,beforetheygotthere;alone,andstealingafterthemintheshadowofthehouses,ontheoppositesideoftheway。
'Getyourwind,'saidEugene,'forIamoffdirectly。DoesitoccurtoyouthattheboysofMerryEnglandwillbegintodeteriorateinaneducationallight,ifthislastslong?Theschoolmastercan'tattendtomeandtheboystoo。Gotyourwind?Iamoff!'
Atwhataratehewent,tobreathetheschoolmaster;andhowhethenloungedandloitered,toputhispatiencetoanotherkindofwear;whatpreposterouswayshetook,withnootherobjectonearththantodisappointandpunishhim;andhowheworehimoutbyeverypieceofingenuitythathiseccentrichumourcoulddevise;
allthisLightwoodnoted,withafeelingofastonishmentthatsocarelessamancouldbesowary,andthatsoidleamancouldtakesomuchtrouble。Atlast,faroninthethirdhourofthepleasuresofthechase,whenhehadbroughtthepoordoggingwretchroundagainintotheCity,hetwistedMortimerupafewdarkentries,twistedhimintoalittlesquarecourt,twistedhimsharproundagain,andtheyalmostranagainstBradleyHeadstone。
'Andyousee,asIwassaying,Mortimer,'remarkedEugenealoudwiththeutmostcoolness,asthoughtherewerenoonewithinhearingbythemselves:'andyousee,asIwassaying——undergoinggrindingtorments。'
Itwasnottoostrongaphrasefortheoccasion。Lookinglikethehuntedandnotthehunter,baffled,worn,withtheexhaustionofdeferredhopeandconsuminghateandangerinhisface,white-
lipped,wild-eyed,draggle-haired,seamedwithjealousyandanger,andtorturinghimselfwiththeconvictionthatheshoweditallandtheyexultedinit,hewentbytheminthedark,likeahaggardheadsuspendedintheair:socompletelydidtheforceofhisexpressioncancelhisfigure。
MortimerLightwoodwasnotanextraordinarilyimpressibleman,butthisfaceimpressedhim。Hespokeofitmorethanonceontheremainderofthewayhome,andmorethanoncewhentheygothome。
Theyhadbeenabedintheirrespectiveroomstwoorthreehours,whenEugenewaspartlyawakenedbyhearingafootstepgoingabout,andwasfullyawakenedbyseeingLightwoodstandingathisbedside。
'Nothingwrong,Mortimer?'
'No。'
'Whatfancytakesyou,then,forwalkingaboutinthenight?'
'Iamhorriblywakeful。'
'Howcomesthatabout,Iwonder!'
'Eugene,Icannotlosesightofthatfellow'sface。'
'Odd!'saidEugenewithalightlaugh,'Ican。'Andturnedover,andfellasleepagain。
Chapter11
INTHEDARK
TherewasnosleepforBradleyHeadstoneonthatnightwhenEugeneWrayburnturnedsoeasilyinhisbed;therewasnosleepforlittleMissPeecher。Bradleyconsumedthelonelyhours,andconsumedhimselfinhauntingthespotwherehiscarelessrivallayadreaming;littleMissPeecherworethemawayinlisteningforthereturnhomeofthemasterofherheart,andinsorrowfullypresagingthatmuchwasamisswithhim。YetmorewasamisswithhimthanMissPeecher'ssimplyarrangedlittlework-boxofthoughts,fittedwithnogloomyanddarkrecesses,couldhold。
For,thestateofthemanwasmurderous。
Thestateofthemanwasmurderous,andheknewit。More;heirritatedit,withakindofperversepleasureakintothatwhichasickmansometimeshasinirritatingawounduponhisbody。Tiedupalldaywithhisdisciplinedshowuponhim,subduedtotheperformanceofhisroutineofeducationaltricks,encircledbyagabblingcrowd,hebrokelooseatnightlikeanill-tamedwildanimal。Underhisdailyrestraint,itwashiscompensation,nothistrouble,togiveaglancetowardshisstateatnight,andtothefreedomofitsbeingindulged。Ifgreatcriminalstoldthetruth——
which,beinggreatcriminals,theydonot——theywouldveryrarelytelloftheirstrugglesagainstthecrime。Theirstrugglesaretowardsit。Theybuffetwithopposingwaves,togainthebloodyshore,nottorecedefromit。Thismanperfectlycomprehendedthathehatedhisrivalwithhisstrongestandworstforces,andthatifhetrackedhimtoLizzieHexam,hissodoingwouldneverservehimselfwithher,orserveher。Allhispainsweretaken,totheendthathemightincensehimselfwiththesightofthedetestedfigureinhercompanyandfavour,inherplaceofconcealment。Andheknewaswellwhatactofhiswouldfollowifhedid,asheknewthathismotherhadbornehim。Granted,thathemaynothavehelditnecessarytomakeexpressmentiontohimselfoftheonefamiliartruthanymorethanoftheother。
Heknewequallywellthathefedhiswrathandhatred,andthatheaccumulatedprovocationandself-justification,bybeingmadethenightlysportoftherecklessandinsolentEugene。Knowingallthis,——andstillalwaysgoingonwithinfiniteendurance,pains,andperseverance,couldhisdarksouldoubtwhitherhewent?
Baffled,exasperated,andweary,helingeredoppositetheTemplegatewhenitclosedonWrayburnandLightwood,debatingwithhimselfshouldhegohomeforthattimeorshouldhewatchlonger。
PossessedinhisjealousybythefixedideathatWrayburnwasinthesecret,ifitwerenotaltogetherofhiscontriving,Bradleywasasconfidentofgettingthebetterofhimatlastbysullenlystickingtohim,ashewouldhavebeen——andoftenhadbeen——ofmasteringanypieceofstudyinthewayofhisvocation,bythelikeslowpersistentprocess。Amanofrapidpassionsandsluggishintelligence,ithadservedhimoftenandshouldservehimagain。
ThesuspicioncrossedhimasherestedinadoorwaywithhiseyesupontheTemplegate,thatperhapsshewasevenconcealedinthatsetofChambers。ItwouldfurnishanotherreasonforWrayburn'spurposelesswalks,anditmightbe。Hethoughtofitandthoughtofit,untilheresolvedtostealupthestairs,ifthegatekeeperwouldlethimthrough,andlisten。So,thehaggardheadsuspendedintheairflittedacrosstheroad,likethespectreofoneofthemanyheadsersthoisteduponneighbouringTempleBar,andstoppedbeforethewatchman。
Thewatchmanlookedatit,andasked:'Whofor?'
'MrWrayburn。'
'It'sverylate。'
'HecamebackwithMrLightwood,Iknow,nearupontwohoursago。Butifhehasgonetobed,I'llputapaperinhisletter-box。I
amexpected。'
Thewatchmansaidnomore,butopenedthegate,thoughratherdoubtfully。Seeing,however,thatthevisitorwentstraightandfastintherightdirection,heseemedsatisfied。
Thehaggardheadfloatedupthedarkstaircase,andsoftlydescendednearertotheflooroutsidetheouterdoorofthechambers。Thedoorsoftheroomswithin,appearedtobestandingopen。Therewereraysofcandlelightfromoneofthem,andtherewasthesoundofafootstepgoingabout。Thereweretwovoices。
Thewordstheyutteredwerenotdistinguishable,buttheywereboththevoicesofmen。Inafewmomentsthevoicesweresilent,andtherewasnosoundoffootstep,andtheinnerlightwentout。IfLightwoodcouldhaveseenthefacewhichkepthimawake,staringandlisteninginthedarknessoutsidethedoorashespokeofit,hemighthavebeenlessdisposedtosleep,throughtheremainderofthenight。
'Notthere,'saidBradley;'butshemighthavebeen。'Theheadarosetoitsformerheightfromtheground,floateddownthestair-
caseagain,andpassedontothegate。Amanwasstandingthere,inparleywiththewatchman。
'Oh!'saidthewatchman。'Hereheis!'
Perceivinghimselftobetheantecedent,Bradleylookedfromthewatchmantotheman。
'ThismanisleavingaletterforMrLightwood,'thewatchmanexplained,showingitinhishand;'andIwasmentioningthatapersonhadjustgoneuptoMrLightwood'schambers。Itmightbethesamebusinessperhaps?'
'No,'saidBradley,glancingattheman,whowasastrangertohim。
'No,'themanassentedinasurlyway;'myletter——it'swrotebymydaughter,butit'smine——isaboutmybusiness,andmybusinessain'tnobodyelse'sbusiness。'
AsBradleypassedoutatthegatewithanundecidedfoot,hehearditshutbehindhim,andheardthefootstepofthemancomingafterhim。
''Scuseme,'saidtheman,whoappearedtohavebeendrinkingandratherstumbledathimthantouchedhim,toattracthisattention:
'butmightyoubeacquaintedwiththeT'otherGovernor?'
'Withwhom?'askedBradley。
'With,'returnedtheman,pointingbackwardoverhisrightshoulderwithhisrightthumb,'theT'otherGovernor?'
'Idon'tknowwhatyoumean。'
'Whylookhere,'hookinghispropositiononhisleft-handfingerswiththeforefingerofhisright。'There'stwoGovernors,ain'tthere?
Oneandone,two——LawyerLightwood,myfirstfinger,he'sone,ain'the?Well;mightyoubeacquaintedwithmymiddlefinger,theT'other?'
'Iknowquiteasmuchofhim,'saidBradley,withafrownandadistantlookbeforehim,'asIwanttoknow。'
'Hooroar!'criedtheman。'HooroarT'othert'otherGovernor。
HooroarT'otherestGovernor!Iamofyourwayofthinkin'。'
'Don'tmakesuchanoiseatthisdeadhourofthenight。Whatareyoutalkingabout?'
'Lookhere,T'otherestGovernor,'repliedtheman,becominghoarselyconfidential。'TheT'otherGovernorhe'salwaysjokedhisjokesaginme,owing,asIbelieve,tomybeingahonestmanasgetsmylivingbythesweatofmybrow。Whichheain't,andhedon't。'
'Whatisthattome?'
'T'otherestGovernor,'returnedthemaninatoneofinjuredinnocence,'ifyoudon'tcaretohearnomore,don'thearnomore。
Youbegunit。Yousaid,andlikewaysshowedprettyplain,asyouwarn'tbynomeansfriendlytohim。ButIdon'tseektoforcemycompanynoryetmyopinionsonnoman。Iamahonestman,that'swhatIam。Putmeinthedockanywhere——Idon'tcarewhere——andIsays,“MyLord,Iamahonestman。”Putmeinthewitness-
boxanywhere——Idon'tcarewhere——andIsaysthesametohislordship,andIkissesthebook。Idon'tkissmycoat-cuff;Ikissesthebook。'
Itwasnotsomuchindeferencetothesestrongtestimonialstocharacter,asinhisrestlesscastingaboutforanywayorhelptowardsthediscoveryonwhichhewasconcentrated,thatBradleyHeadstonereplied:'Youneedn'ttakeoffence。Ididn'tmeantostopyou。Youweretoo——loudintheopenstreet;thatwasall。'
''TotherestGovernor,'repliedMrRiderhood,mollifiedandmysterious,'Iknowwotitistobeloud,andIknowwotitistobesoft。Nat'rallyIdo。ItwouldbeawonderifIdidnot,beingbytheChris'ennameofRoger,whichtookitartermyownfather,whichtookitfromhisownfather,thoughwhichofourfam'lyfusttookitnat'ralIwillnotinanywaysmisleadyoubyundertakin'tosay。
Andwishingthatyourelthmaybebetterthanyourlooks,whichyourinsidemustbebadindeedifit'sonthefootingofyourout。'
Startledbytheimplicationthathisfacerevealedtoomuchofhismind,Bradleymadeanefforttoclearhisbrow。Itmightbeworthknowingwhatthisstrangeman'sbusinesswaswithLightwood,orWrayburn,orboth,atsuchanunseasonablehour。Hesethimselftofindout,forthemanmightprovetobeamessengerbetweenthosetwo。
'YoucallattheTemplelate,'heremarked,withalumberingshowofease。
'WishImaydie,'criedMrRiderhood,withahoarselaugh,'ifI
warn'tagoin'tosaytheself-samewordstoyou,T'otherestGovernor!'
'Itchancedsowithme,'saidBradley,lookingdisconcertedlyabouthim。
'Anditchancedsowithme,'saidRiderhood。'ButIdon'tmindtellingyouhow。WhyshouldImindtellingyou?I'maDeputyLock-keeperuptheriver,andIwasoffdutyyes'day,andIshallbeonto-morrow。'
'Yes?'
'Yes,andIcometoLondontolookartermyprivateaffairs。MyprivateaffairsistogetappintedtotheLockasreg'larkeeperatfusthand,andtohavethelawofabustedB'low-Bridgesteamerwhichdrowndedofme。Iain'tagoin'tobedrowndedandnotpaidforit!'
Bradleylookedathim,asthoughhewereclaimingtobeaGhost。
'Thesteamer,'saidMrRiderhood,obstinately,'runmedownanddrowndedofme。Interferenceonthepartofotherpartiesbroughtmeround;butIneverasked'emtobringmeround,noryetthesteamerneverasked'emtoit。Imeantobepaidforthelifeasthesteamertook。'
'WasthatyourbusinessatMrLightwood'schambersinthemiddleofthenight?'askedBradley,eyeinghimwithdistrust。
'Thatandtogetawritingtobefust-handLockKeeper。A
recommendationinwritingbeinglookedfor,whoelseoughttogiveittome?AsIsaysintheletterinmydaughter'shand,withmymarkputtoittomakeitgoodinlaw,Whobutyou,LawyerLightwood,oughttohandoverthisherestifficate,andwhobutyououghttogoinfordamagesonmyaccountagintheSteamer?ForasIsaysundermymarkIhavehadtroubleenoughalongofyouandyourfriend。Ifyou,LawyerLightwood,hadbackedmegoodandtrue,andiftheT'otherGovernorhadtookmedowncorrectI
saysundermymark,Ishouldhavebeenworthmoneyatthepresenttime,insteadofhavingabarge-loadofbadnameschuckedatme,andbeingforcedtoeatmywords,whichisaunsatisfyingsortoffoodwoteveraman'sappetite!Andwhenyoumentionthemiddleofthenight,T'otherestGovernor,'growledMrRiderhood,windinguphismonotonoussummaryofhiswrongs,'throwyoureyeonthisherebundleundermyarm,andbearinmindthatI'mawalkingbacktomyLock,andthattheTemplelaiduponmylineofroad。'
BradleyHeadstone'sfacehadchangedduringthislatterrecital,andhehadobservedthespeakerwithamoresustainedattention。
'Doyouknow,'saidhe,afterapause,duringwhichtheywalkedonsidebyside,'thatIbelieveIcouldtellyouyourname,ifItried?'
'Proveyouropinion,'wastheanswer,accompaniedwithastopandastare。'Try。'
'YournameisRiderhood。'
'I'mblestifitain't,'returnedthatgentleman。'ButIdon'tknowyour'n。'
'That'squiteanotherthing,'saidBradley。'Ineversupposedyoudid。'
AsBradleywalkedonmeditating,theRoguewalkedonathissidemuttering。Thepurportofthemutteringwas:'thatRogueRiderhood,byGeorge!seemedtobemadepublicpropertyon,now,andthateverymanseemedtothinkhimselffreetohandlehisnameasifitwasaStreetPump。'Thepurportofthemeditatingwas:'Hereisaninstrument。CanIuseit?'
TheyhadwalkedalongtheStrand,andintoPallMall,andhadturnedup-hilltowardsHydeParkCorner;BradleyHeadstonewaitingonthepaceandleadofRiderhood,andleavinghimtoindicatethecourse。Soslowweretheschoolmaster'sthoughts,andsoindistincthispurposeswhentheywerebuttributarytotheoneabsorbingpurposeorratherwhen,likedarktreesunderastormysky,theyonlylinedthelongvistaattheendofwhichhesawthosetwofiguresofWrayburnandLizzieonwhichhiseyeswerefixed——
thatatleastagoodhalf-milewastraversedbeforehespokeagain。
Eventhen,itwasonlytoask:
'WhereisyourLock?'
'Twentymileandodd——callitfive-and-twentymileandodd,ifyoulike——upstream,'wasthesullenreply。
'Howisitcalled?'
'PlashwaterWeirMillLock。'
'SupposeIwastoofferyoufiveshillings;whatthen?'
'Why,then,I'dtakeit,'saidMrRiderhood。
Theschoolmasterputhishandinhispocket,andproducedtwohalf-crowns,andplacedtheminMrRiderhood'spalm:whostoppedataconvenientdoorsteptoringthemboth,beforeacknowledgingtheirreceipt。
'There'sonethingaboutyou,T'otherestGovernor,'saidRiderhood,faringonagain,'aslookswellandgoesfur。You'reareadymoneyman。Now;'whenhehadcarefullypocketedthecoinsonthatsideofhimselfwhichwasfurthestfromhisnewfriend;'what'sthisfor?'
'Foryou。'
'Why,o'courseIknowTHAT,'saidRiderhood,asarguingsomethingthatwasself-evident。'O'courseIknowverywellasnomaninhisrightsenseswouldsupposeasanythinkwouldmakemegiveitupaginwhenI'doncegotit。Butwhatdoyouwantforit?'
'Idon'tknowthatIwantanythingforit。OrifIdowantanythingforit,Idon'tknowwhatitis。'Bradleygavethisanswerinastolid,vacant,andself-communingmanner,whichMrRiderhoodfoundveryextraordinary。
'YouhavenogoodwilltowardsthisWrayburn,'saidBradley,comingtothenameinareluctantandforcedway,asifheweredraggedtoit。
'No。'
'NeitherhaveI。'
Riderhoodnodded,andasked:'Isitforthat?'
'It'sasmuchforthatasanythingelse。It'ssomethingtobeagreedwith,onasubjectthatoccupiessomuchofone'sthoughts。'
'Itdon'tagreewithYOU,'returnedMrRiderhood,bluntly。'No!Itdon't,T'otherestGovernor,andit'snousealookin'asifyouwantedtomakeoutthatitdid。Itellyouitranklesinyou。Itranklesinyou,rustsinyou,andpisonsyou。'
'Saythatitdoesso,'returnedBradleywithquiveringlips;'istherenocauseforit?'
'Causeenough,I'llbetapound!'criedMrRiderhood。
'Haven'tyouyourselfdeclaredthatthefellowhasheapedprovocations,insults,andaffrontsonyou,orsomethingtothateffect?Hehasdonethesamebyme。Heismadeofvenomousinsultsandaffronts,fromthecrownofhisheadtothesoleofhisfoot。Areyousohopefulorsostupid,asnottoknowthatheandtheotherwilltreatyourapplicationwithcontempt,andlighttheircigarswithit?'
'Ishouldn'twonderiftheydid,byGeorge!'saidRiderhood,turningangry。
'Iftheydid!Theywill。Letmeaskyouaquestion。Iknowsomethingmorethanyournameaboutyou;IknewsomethingaboutGafferHexam。Whendidyoulastseteyesuponhisdaughter?'
'WhendidIlastseteyesuponhisdaughter,T'otherestGovernor?'
repeatedMrRiderhood,growingintentionallyslowerofcomprehensionastheotherquickenedinhisspeech。
'Yes。Nottospeaktoher。Toseeher——anywhere?'
TheRoguehadgotthecluehewanted,thoughhehelditwithaclumsyhand。Lookingperplexedlyatthepassionateface,asifheweretryingtoworkoutasuminhismind,heslowlyanswered:
'Iain'tseteyesuponher——neveronce——notsincethedayofGaffer'sdeath。'
'Youknowherwell,bysight?'
'IshouldthinkIdid!Noonebetter。'
'Andyouknowhimaswell?'
'Who'shim?'askedRiderhood,takingoffhishatandrubbinghisforehead,ashedirectedadulllookathisquestioner。
'Cursethename!Isitsoagreeabletoyouthatyouwanttohearitagain?'
'Oh!HIM!'saidRiderhood,whohadcraftilyworkedtheschoolmasterintothiscorner,thathemightagaintakenoteofhisfaceunderitsevilpossession。'I'dknowHIMamongathousand。'
'Didyou——'Bradleytriedtoaskitquietly;but,dowhathemightwithhisvoice,hecouldnotsubduehisface;——'didyoueverseethemtogether?'
TheRoguehadgottheclueinbothhandsnow。
'Isee'emtogether,T'otherestGovernor,ontheverydaywhenGafferwastowedashore。'
Bradleycouldhavehiddenareservedpieceofinformationfromthesharpeyesofawholeinquisitiveclass,buthecouldnotveilfromtheeyesoftheignorantRiderhoodthewithheldquestionnextinhisbreast。'Youshallputitplainifyouwantitanswered,'thoughttheRogue,doggedly;'Iain'ta-goingawolunteering。'
'Well!washeinsolenttohertoo?'askedBradleyafterastruggle。
'Ordidhemakeashowofbeingkindtoher?'
'Hemadeashowofbeingmostuncommonkindtoher,'saidRiderhood。'ByGeorge!nowI——'
Hisflyingoffatatangentwasindisputablynatural。Bradleylookedathimforthereason。
'NowIthinkofit,'saidMrRiderhood,evasively,forhewassubstitutingthosewordsfor'NowIseeyousojealous,'whichwasthephrasereallyinhismind;'P'r'apshewentandtookmedownwrong,apurpose,onaccounto'beingsweetuponher!'
Thebasenessofconfirminghiminthissuspicionorpretenceofoneforhecouldnothavereallyentertainedit,wasaline'sbreadthbeyondthemarktheschoolmasterhadreached。Thebasenessofcommuningandintriguingwiththefellowwhowouldhavesetthatstainuponher,anduponherbrothertoo,wasattained。Theline'sbreadthfurther,laybeyond。Hemadenoreply,butwalkedonwithaloweringface。
Whathemightgainbythisacquaintance,hecouldnotworkoutinhisslowandcumbrousthoughts。Themanhadaninjuryagainsttheobjectofhishatred,andthatwassomething;thoughitwaslessthanhesupposed,fortheredweltinthemannosuchdeadlyrageandresentmentasburnedinhisownbreast。Themanknewher,andmightbyafortunatechanceseeher,orhearofher;thatwassomething,asenlistingonepairofeyesandearsthemore。Themanwasabadman,andwillingenoughtobeinhispay。Thatwassomething,forhisownstateandpurposewereasbadasbadcouldbe,andheseemedtoderiveavaguesupportfromthepossessionofacongenialinstrument,thoughitmightneverbeused。
Suddenlyhestoodstill,andaskedRiderhoodpoint-blankifheknewwhereshewas?Clearly,hedidnotknow。HeaskedRiderhoodifhewouldbewilling,incaseanyintelligenceofher,orofWrayburnasseekingherorassociatingwithher,shouldfallinhisway,tocommunicateitifitwerepaidfor?Hewouldbeverywillingindeed。Hewas'agin'emboth,'hesaidwithanoath,andforwhy?'Causetheyhadbothstoodbetwixthimandhisgettinghislivingbythesweatofhisbrow。
'Itwillnotbelongthen,'saidBradleyHeadstone,aftersomemorediscoursetothiseffect,'beforeweseeoneanotheragain。Hereisthecountryroad,andhereistheday。Bothhavecomeuponmebysurprise。'
'But,T'otherestGovernor,'urgedMrRiderhood,'Idon'tknowwheretofindyou。'
'Itisofnoconsequence。Iknowwheretofindyou,andI'llcometoyourLock。'
'But,T'otherestGovernor,'urgedMrRiderhoodagain,'nolucknevercomeyetofadryacquaintance。Let'swetit,inamouth-fillofrumandmilk,T'otherestGovernon'
Bradleyassenting,wentwithhimintoanearlypublic-house,hauntedbyunsavourysmellsofmustyhayandstalestraw,wherereturningcarts,farmers'men,gauntdogs,fowlsofabeerybreed,andcertainhumannightbirdsflutteringhometoroost,weresolacingthemselvesaftertheirseveralmanners;andwherenotoneofthenightbirdshoveringaboutthesloppybarfailedtodiscernataglanceinthepassion-wastednightbirdwithrespectablefeathers,theworstnightbirdofall。
Aninspirationofaffectionforahalf-drunkencartergoinghiswayledtoMrRiderhood'sbeingelevatedonahighheapofbasketsonawaggon,andpursuinghisjourneyrecumbentonhisbackwithhisheadonhisbundle。Bradleythenturnedtoretracehissteps,andby-and-bystruckoffthroughlittle-traversedways,andby-and-
byreachedschoolandhome。Upcamethesuntofindhimwashedandbrushed,methodicallydressedindecentblackcoatandwaistcoat,decentformalblacktie,andpepper-and-saltpantaloons,withhisdecentsilverwatchinitspocket,anditsdecenthair-guardroundhisneck:ascholastichuntsmancladforthefield,withhisfreshpackyelpingandbarkingaroundhim。
Yetmorereallybewitchedthanthemiserablecreaturesofthemuch-lamentedtimes,whoaccusedthemselvesofimpossibilitiesunderacontagionofhorrorandthestronglysuggestiveinfluencesofTorture,hehadbeenriddenhardbyEvilSpiritsinthenightthatwasnewlygone。Hehadbeenspurredandwhippedandheavilysweated。IfarecordofthesporthadusurpedtheplacesofthepeacefultextsfromScriptureonthewall,themostadvancedofthescholarsmighthavetakenfrightandrunawayfromthemaster。
Chapter12
MEANINGMISCHIEF
Upcamethesun,steamingalloverLondon,andinitsgloriousimpartialityevencondescendingtomakeprismaticsparklesinthewhiskersofMrAlfredLammleashesatatbreakfast。Inneedofsomebrighteningfromwithout,wasMrAlfredLammle,forhehadtheairofbeingdullenoughwithin,andlookedgrievouslydiscontented。
MrsAlfredLammlefacedherlord。Thehappypairofswindlers,withthecomfortabletiebetweenthemthateachhadswindledtheother,satmoodilyobservantofthetablecloth。Thingslookedsogloomyinthebreakfast-room,albeitonthesunnysideofSackvilleStreet,thatanyofthefamilytradespeopleglancingthroughtheblindsmighthavetakenthehinttosendinhisaccountandpressforit。Butthis,indeed,mostofthefamilytradespeoplehadalreadydone,withoutthehint。
'Itseemstome,'saidMrsLammle,'thatyouhavehadnomoneyatall,eversincewehavebeenmarried。'
'Whatseemstoyou,'saidMrLammle,'tohavebeenthecase,maypossiblyhavebeenthecase。Itdoesn'tmatter。'
WasitthespecialityofMrandMrsLammle,ordoesiteverobtainwithotherlovingcouples?Inthesematrimonialdialoguestheyneveraddressedeachother,butalwayssomeinvisiblepresencethatappearedtotakeastationaboutmidwaybetweenthem。
Perhapstheskeletoninthecupboardcomesouttobetalkedto,onsuchdomesticoccasions?
'Ihaveneverseenanymoneyinthehouse,'saidMrsLammletotheskeleton,'exceptmyownannuity。ThatIswear。'
'Youneedn'ttakethetroubleofswearing,'saidMrLammletotheskeleton;'oncemore,itdoesn'tmatter。Youneverturnedyourannuitytosogoodanaccount。'
'Goodanaccount!Inwhatway?'askedMrsLammle。
'Inthewayofgettingcredit,andlivingwell,'saidMrLammle。
Perhapstheskeletonlaughedscornfullyonbeingintrustedwiththisquestionandthisanswer;certainlyMrsLammledid,andMrLammledid。
'Andwhatistohappennext?'askedMrsLammleoftheskeleton。
'Smashistohappennext,'saidMrLammletothesameauthority。
Afterthis,MrsLammlelookeddisdainfullyattheskeleton——butwithoutcarryingthelookontoMrLammle——anddroopedhereyes。
Afterthat,MrLammledidexactlythesamething,anddroopedHISeyes。Aservantthenenteringwithtoast,theskeletonretiredintothecloset,andshutitselfup。
'Sophronia,'saidMrLammle,whentheservanthadwithdrawn。
Andthen,verymuchlouder:'Sophronia!'
'Well?'
'Attendtome,ifyouplease。'Heeyedhersternlyuntilshedidattend,andthenwenton。'Iwanttotakecounselwithyou。Come,come;nomoretrifling。Youknowourleagueandcovenant。Wearetoworktogetherforourjointinterest,andyouareasknowingahandasIam。Weshouldn'tbetogether,ifyouwerenot。What'stobedone?Wearehemmedintoacorner。Whatshallwedo?'
'Haveyounoschemeonfootthatwillbringinanything?'
MrLammleplungedintohiswhiskersforreflection,andcameouthopeless:'No;asadventurersweareobligedtoplayrashgamesforchancesofhighwinnings,andtherehasbeenarunofluckagainstus。'
Shewasresuming,'Haveyounothing——'whenhestoppedher。
'We,Sophronia。We,we,we。'
'Havewenothingtosell?'
'Deuceabit。IhavegivenaJewabillofsaleonthisfurniture,andhecouldtakeitto-morrow,to-day,now。Hewouldhavetakenitbeforenow,Ibelieve,butforFledgeby。'
'WhathasFledgebytodowithhim?'
'Knewhim。CautionedmeagainsthimbeforeIgotintohisclaws。
Couldn'tpersuadehimthen,inbehalfofsomebodyelse。'
'DoyoumeanthatFledgebyhasatallsoftenedhimtowardsyou?'
'Us,Sophronia。Us,us,us。'
'Towardsus?'
'ImeanthattheJewhasnotyetdonewhathemighthavedone,andthatFledgebytakesthecreditofhavinggothimtoholdhishand。'
'DoyoubelieveFledgeby?'
'Sophronia,Ineverbelieveanybody。Ineverhave,mydear,sinceI
believedyou。Butitlookslikeit。'
Havinggivenherthisback-handedreminderofhermutinousobservationstotheskeleton,MrLammlerosefromtable——perhaps,thebettertoconcealasmile,andawhitedintortwoabouthisnose——andtookaturnonthecarpetandcametothehearthrug。
'IfwecouldhavepackedthebruteoffwithGeorgiana;——buthowever;that'sspilledmilk。'
AsLammle,standinggatheringuptheskirtsofhisdressing-gownwithhisbacktothefire,saidthis,lookingdownathiswife,sheturnedpaleandlookeddownattheground。Withasenseofdisloyaltyuponher,andperhapswithasenseofpersonaldanger——
forshewasafraidofhim——evenafraidofhishandandafraidofhisfoot,thoughhehadneverdoneherviolence——shehastenedtoputherselfrightinhiseyes。
'Ifwecouldborrowmoney,Alfred——'
'Begmoney,borrowmoney,orstealmoney。Itwouldbeallonetous,Sophronia,'herhusbandstruckin。
'——Then,wecouldweatherthis?'
'Nodoubt。Toofferanotheroriginalandundeniableremark,Sophronia,twoandtwomakefour。'
But,seeingthatshewasturningsomethinginhermind,hegathereduptheskirtsofhisdressing-gownagain,and,tuckingthemunderonearm,andcollectinghisamplewhiskersinhisotherhand,kepthiseyeuponher,silently。
'Itisnatural,Alfred,'shesaid,lookingupwithsometimidityintohisface,'tothinkinsuchanemergencyoftherichestpeopleweknow,andthesimplest。'
'Justso,Sophronia。'
'TheBoffins。'
'Justso,Sophronia。'
'Istherenothingtobedonewiththem?'
'Whatistheretobedonewiththem,Sophronia?'
Shecastaboutinherthoughtsagain,andhekepthiseyeuponherasbefore。
'OfcourseIhaverepeatedlythoughtoftheBoffins,Sophronia,'heresumed,afterafruitlesssilence;'butIhaveseenmywaytonothing。Theyarewellguarded。ThatinfernalSecretarystandsbetweenthemand——peopleofmerit。'
'Ifhecouldbegotridof?'saidshe,brighteningalittle,aftermorecastingabout。
'Taketime,Sophronia,'observedherwatchfulhusband,inapatronizingmanner。
'IfworkinghimoutofthewaycouldbepresentedinthelightofaservicetoMrBoffin?'
'Taketime,Sophronia。'
'Wehaveremarkedlately,Alfred,thattheoldmanisturningverysuspiciousanddistrustful。'
'Miserlytoo,mydear;whichisfarthemostunpromisingforus。
Nevertheless,taketime,Sophronia,taketime。'
Shetooktimeandthensaid:
'Supposeweshouldaddressourselvestothattendencyinhimofwhichwehavemadeourselvesquitesure。Supposemyconscience——'
'Andweknowwhataconscienceitis,mysoul。Yes?'
'SupposemyconscienceshouldnotallowmetokeeptomyselfanylongerwhatthatupstartgirltoldmeoftheSecretary'shavingmadeadeclarationtoher。SupposemyconscienceshouldobligemetorepeatittoMrBoffin。'
'Iratherlikethat,'saidLammle。
'SupposeIsorepeatedittoMrBoffin,astoinsinuatethatmysensitivedelicacyandhonour——'
'Verygoodwords,Sophronia。'
'——AstoinsinuatethatOURsensitivedelicacyandhonour,'sheresumed,withabitterstressuponthephrase,'wouldnotallowustobesilentpartiestosomercenaryanddesigningaspeculationontheSecretary'spart,andsogrossabreachoffaithtowardshisconfidingemployer。SupposeIhadimpartedmyvirtuousuneasinesstomyexcellenthusband,andhehadsaid,inhisintegrity,“Sophronia,youmustimmediatelydisclosethistoMrBoffin。”'
'Oncemore,Sophronia,'observedLammle,changingthelegonwhichhestood,'Iratherlikethat。'
'Youremarkthatheiswellguarded,'shepursued。'Ithinksotoo。
ButifthisshouldleadtohisdischarginghisSecretary,therewouldbeaweakplacemade。'
'Goonexpounding,Sophronia。Ibegintolikethisverymuch。'
'Having,inourunimpeachablerectitude,donehimtheserviceofopeninghiseyestothetreacheryofthepersonhetrusted,weshallhaveestablishedaclaimuponhimandaconfidencewithhim。
Whetheritcanbemademuchof,orlittleof,wemustwait——
becausewecan'thelpit——tosee。Probablyweshallmakethemostofitthatistobemade。'
'Probably,'saidLammIe。
'Doyouthinkitimpossible,'sheasked,inthesamecoldplottingway,'thatyoumightreplacetheSecretary?'
'Notimpossible,Sophronia。Itmightbebroughtabout。Atanyrateitmightbeskilfullyledupto。'
Shenoddedherunderstandingofthehint,asshelookedatthefire。
'MrLammle,'shesaid,musingly:notwithoutaslightironicaltouch:'MrLammlewouldbesodelightedtodoanythinginhispower。MrLammle,himselfamanofbusinessaswellasacapitalist。MrLammle,accustomedtobeintrustedwiththemostdelicateaffairs。MrLammle,whohasmanagedmyownlittlefortunesoadmirably,butwho,tobesure,begantomakehisreputationwiththeadvantageofbeingamanofproperty,abovetemptation,andbeyondsuspicion。'
MrLammlesmiled,andevenpattedheronthehead。Inhissinisterrelishofthescheme,ashestoodaboveher,makingitthesubjectofhiscogitations,heseemedtohavetwiceasmuchnoseonhisfaceashehadeverhadinhislife。
Hestoodpondering,andshesatlookingatthedustyfirewithoutmoving,forsometime。But,themomenthebegantospeakagainshelookedupwithawinceandattendedtohim,asifthatdouble-
dealingofhershadbeeninhermind,andthefearwererevivedinherofhishandorhisfoot。
'Itappearstome,Sophronia,thatyouhaveomittedonebranchofthesubject。Perhapsnot,forwomenunderstandwomen。Wemightoustthegirlherself?'
MrsLammleshookherhead。'Shehasanimmenselystrongholduponthemboth,Alfred。Nottobecomparedwiththatofapaidsecretary。
'Butthedearchild,'saidLammle,withacrookedsmile,'oughttohavebeenopenwithherbenefactorandbenefactress。Thedarlingloveoughttohavereposedunboundedconfidenceinherbenefactorandbenefactress。'
Sophroniashookherheadagain。
'Well!Womenunderstandwomen,'saidherhusband,ratherdisappointed。'Idon'tpressit。Itmightbethemakingofourfortunetomakeacleansweepofthemboth。Withmetomanagetheproperty,andmywifetomanagethepeople——Whew!'
Againshakingherhead,shereturned:'Theywillneverquarrelwiththegirl。Theywillneverpunishthegirl。Wemustacceptthegirl,relyuponit。'
'Well!'criedLammle,shrugginghisshoulders,'sobeit:onlyalwaysrememberthatwedon'twanther。'
'Now,thesoleremainingquestionis,'saidMrsLammle,'whenshallIbegin?'
'Youcannotbegintoosoon,Sophronia。AsIhavetoldyou,theconditionofouraffairsisdesperate,andmaybeblownuponatanymoment。'
'ImustsecureMrBoffinalone,Alfred。Ifhiswifewaspresent,shewouldthrowoiluponthewaters。IknowIshouldfailtomovehimtoanangryoutburst,ifhiswifewasthere。Andastothegirlherself——asIamgoingtobetrayherconfidence,sheisequallyoutofthequestion。'
'Itwouldn'tdotowriteforanappointment?'saidLammle。
'No,certainlynot。TheywouldwonderamongthemselveswhyI
wrote,andIwanttohavehimwhollyunprepared。'
'Call,andasktoseehimalone?'suggestedLammle。
'Iwouldrathernotdothateither。Leaveittome。Sparemethelittlecarriageforto-day,andforto-morrowifIdon'tsucceedto-
day,andI'lllieinwaitforhim。'
Itwasbarelysettledwhenamanlyformwasseentopassthewindowsandheardtoknockandring。'Here'sFledgeby,'saidLammle。'Headmiresyou,andhasahighopinionofyou。I'llbeout。CoaxhimtousehisinfluencewiththeJew。HisnameisRiah,oftheHouseofPubseyandCo。'Addingthesewordsunderhisbreath,lestheshouldbeaudibleintheerectearsofMrFledgeby,throughtwokeyholesandthehall,Lammle,makingsignalsofdiscretiontohisservant,wentsoftlyupstairs。
'MrFledgeby,'saidMrsLammle,givinghimaverygraciousreception,'sogladtoseeyou!MypoordearAlfred,whoisgreatlyworriedjustnowabouthisaffairs,wentoutratherearly。DearMrFledgeby,dositdown。'
DearMrFledgebydidsitdown,andsatisfiedhimselfor,judgingfromtheexpressionofhiscountenance,DISsatisfiedhimselfthatnothingnewhadoccurredinthewayofwhisker-sproutsincehecameroundthecornerfromtheAlbany。
'DearMrFledgeby,itwasneedlesstomentiontoyouthatmypoordearAlfredismuchworriedabouthisaffairsatpresent,forhehastoldmewhatacomfortyouaretohiminhistemporarydifficulties,andwhatagreatserviceyouhaverenderedhim。'
'Oh!'saidMrFledgeby。
'Yes,'saidMrsLammle。
'Ididn'tknow,'remarkedMrFledgeby,tryinganewpartofhischair,'butthatLammlemightbereservedabouthisaffairs。'
'Nottome,'saidMrsLammle,withdeepfeeling。
'Oh,indeed?'saidFledgeby。
'Nottome,dearMrFledgeby。Iamhiswife。'
'Yes。I——Ialwaysunderstoodso,'saidMrFledgeby。
'AndasthewifeofAlfred,mayI,dearMrFledgeby,whollywithouthisauthorityorknowledge,asIamsureyourdiscernmentwillperceive,entreatyoutocontinuethatgreatservice,andoncemoreuseyourwell-earnedinfluencewithMrRiahforalittlemoreindulgence?ThenameIhaveheardAlfredmention,tossinginhisdreams,ISRiah;isitnot?'
'ThenameoftheCreditorisRiah,'saidMrFledgehy,witharatheruncompromisingaccentonhisnoun-substantive。'SaintMaryAxe。
PubseyandCo。'
'Ohyes!'exclaimedMrsLammle,claspingherhandswithacertaingushingwildness。'PubseyandCo。!'
'Thepleadingofthefeminine——'MrFledgebybegan,andtherestucksolongforawordtogetonwith,thatMrsLammleofferedhimsweetly,'Heart?'
'No,'saidMrFledgeby,'Gender——iseverwhatamanisboundtolistento,andIwishitrestedwithmyself。ButthisRiahisanastyone,MrsLammle;hereallyis。'
'NotifYOUspeaktohim,dearMrFledgeby。'
'Uponmysoulandbodyheis!'saidFledgeby。
'Try。Tryoncemore,dearestMrFledgeby。Whatisthereyoucannotdo,ifyouwill!'
'Thankyou,'saidFledgeby,'you'reverycomplimentarytosayso。
Idon'tmindtryinghimagain,atyourrequest。ButofcourseI
can'tanswerfortheconsequences。Riahisatoughsubject,andwhenhesayshe'lldoathing,he'lldoit。'
'Exactlyso,'criedMrsLammle,'andwhenhesaystoyouhe'llwait,he'llwait。'
'Sheisadevilishcleverwoman,'thoughtFledgeby。'Ididn'tseethatopening,butshespiesitoutandcutsintoitassoonasit'smade。'
'Inpointoffact,dearMrFledgeby,'MrsLammlewentoninaveryinterestingmanner,'nottoaffectconcealmentofAlfred'shopes,toyouwhoaresomuchhisfriend,thereisadistantbreakinhishorizon。'
ThisfigureofspeechseemedrathermysterioustoFascinationFledgeby,whosaid,'There'sawhatinhis——eh?'
'Alfred,dearMrFledgeby,discussedwithmethisverymorningbeforehewentout,someprospectshehas,whichmightentirelychangetheaspectofhispresenttroubles。'
'Really?'saidFledgeby。
'Oyes!'HereMrsLammlebroughtherhandkerchiefintoplay。
'Andyouknow,dearMrFledgeby——youwhostudythehumanheart,andstudytheworld——whatanafflictionitwouldbetolosepositionandtolosecredit,whenabilitytotideoveraveryshorttimemightsaveallappearances。'
'Oh!'saidFledgeby。'Thenyouthink,MrsLammle,thatifLammlegottime,hewouldn'tburstup?——Touseanexpression,'MrFledgebyapologeticallyexplained,'whichisadoptedintheMoneyMarket。'
'Indeedyes。Truly,truly,yes!'
'Thatmakesallthedifference,'saidFledgeby。'I'llmakeapointofseeingRiahatonce。'
'Blessingsonyou,dearestMrFledgeby!'
'Notatall,'saidFledgeby。Shegavehimherhand。'Thehand,'
saidMrFledgeby,'ofalovelyandsuperior-mindedfemaleisevertherepaymentofa——'
'Nobleaction!'saidMrsLammle,extremelyanxioustogetridofhim。
'Itwasn'twhatIwasgoingtosay,'returnedFledgeby,whoneverwould,underanycircumstances,acceptasuggestedexpression,'butyou'reverycomplimentary。MayIimprinta——aone——uponit?
Goodmorning!'
'Imaydependuponyourpromptitude,dearestMrFledgeby?'
SaidFledgeby,lookingbackatthedoorandrespectfullykissinghishand,'Youmaydependuponit。'
Infact,MrFledgebyspedonhiserrandofmercythroughthestreets,atsobriskaratethathisfeetmighthavebeenwingedbyallthegoodspiritsthatwaitonGenerosity。Theymighthavetakenuptheirstationinhisbreast,too,forhewasblitheandmerry。
Therewasquiteafreshtrillinhisvoice,when,arrivingatthecounting-houseinStMaryAxe,andfindingitforthemomentempty,hetrolledforthatthefootofthestaircase:'Now,Judah,whatareyouuptothere?'
Theoldmanappeared,withhisaccustomeddeference。
'Halloa!'saidFledgeby,fallingback,withawink。'Youmeanmischief,Jerusalem!'
Theoldmanraisedhiseyesinquiringly。
'Yesyoudo,'saidFledgeby。'Oh,yousinner!Oh,youdodger!
What!You'regoingtoactuponthatbillofsaleatLammle's,areyou?Nothingwillturnyou,won'tit?Youwon'tbeputoffforanothersingleminute,won'tyou?'
Orderedtoimmediateactionbythemaster'stoneandlook,theoldmantookuphishatfromthelittlecounterwhereitlay。
'Youhavebeentoldthathemightpullthroughit,ifyoudidn'tgointowin,Wide-Awake;haveyou?'saidFledgeby。'Andit'snotyourgamethatheshouldpullthroughit;ain'tit?Youhavinggotsecurity,andtherebeingenoughtopayyou?Oh,youJew!'
Theoldmanstoodirresoluteanduncertainforamoment,asiftheremightbefurtherinstructionsforhiminreserve。
'DoIgo,sir?'heatlengthaskedinalowvoice。
'Asksmeifheisgoing!'exclaimedFledgeby。'Asksme,asifhedidn'tknowhisownpurpose!Asksme,asifhehadn'tgothishatonready!Asksme,asifhissharpoldeye——why,itcutslikeaknife——wasn'tlookingathiswalking-stickbythedoor!'
'DoIgo,sir?'
'Doyougo?'sneeredFledgeby。'Yes,youdogo。Toddle,Judah!'
Chapter13
GIVEADOGABADNAME,ANDHANGHIM
FascinationFledgeby,leftaloneinthecounting-house,strolledaboutwithhishatononeside,whistling,andinvestigatingthedrawers,andpryinghereandthereforanysmallevidencesofhisbeingcheated,butcouldfindnone。'Nothismeritthathedon'tcheatme,'wasMrFledgeby'scommentarydeliveredwithawink,'butmyprecaution。'HethenwithalazygrandeurassertedhisrightsaslordofPubseyandCo。bypokinghiscaneatthestoolsandboxes,andspittinginthefireplace,andsoloiteredroyallytothewindowandlookedoutintothenarrowstreet,withhissmalleyesjustpeeringoverthetopofPubseyandCo。'sblind。Asablindinmoresensesthanone,itremindedhimthathewasaloneinthecounting-housewiththefrontdooropen。Hewasmovingawaytoshutit,lestheshouldbeinjudiciouslyidentifiedwiththeestablishment,whenhewasstoppedbysomeonecomingtothedoor。
Thissomeonewasthedolls'dressmaker,withalittlebasketonherarm,andhercrutchstickinherhand。HerkeeneyeshadespiedMrFledgebybeforeMrFledgebyhadespiedher,andhewasparalysedinhispurposeofshuttingherout,notsomuchbyherapproachingthedoor,asbyherfavouringhimwithashowerofnods,theinstanthesawher。ThisadvantagesheimprovedbyhobblingupthestepswithsuchdespatchthatbeforeMrFledgebycouldtakemeasuresforherfindingnobodyathome,shewasfacetofacewithhiminthecounting-house。
'HopeIseeyouwell,sir,'saidMissWren。'MrRiahin?'
Fledgebyhaddroppedintoachair,intheattitudeofonewaitingwearily。'Isupposehewillbebacksoon,'hereplied;'hehascutoutandleftmeexpectinghimback,inanoddway。Haven'tIseenyoubefore?'
'Oncebefore——ifyouhadyoureyesight,'repliedMissWren;theconditionalclauseinanunder-tone。
'Whenyouwerecarryingonsomegamesupatthetopofthehouse。Iremember。How'syourfriend?'
'Ihavemorefriendsthanone,sir,Ihope,'repliedMissWren。
'Whichfriend?'
'Nevermind,'saidMrFledgeby,shuttinguponeeye,'anyofyourfriends,allyourfriends。Aretheyprettytolerable?'
Somewhatconfounded,MissWrenparriedthepleasantry,andsatdowninacornerbehindthedoor,withherbasketinherlap。By-
and-by,shesaid,breakingalongandpatientsilence:
'Ibegyourpardon,sir,butIamusedtofindMrRiahatthistime,andsoIgenerallycomeatthistime。Ionlywanttobuymypoorlittletwoshillings'worthofwaste。Perhapsyou'llkindlyletmehaveit,andI'lltrotofftomywork。'
'Iletyouhaveit?'saidFledgeby,turninghisheadtowardsher;forhehadbeensittingblinkingatthelight,andfeelinghischeek。
'Why,youdon'treallysupposethatIhaveanythingtodowiththeplace,orthebusiness;doyou?'
'Suppose?'exclaimedMissWren。'Hesaid,thatday,youwerethemaster!'
'Theoldcockinblacksaid?Riahsaid?Why,he'dsayanything。'
'Well;butyousaidsotoo,'returnedMissWren。'Oratleastyoutookonlikethemaster,anddidn'tcontradicthim。'
'Oneofhisdodges,'saidMrFledgeby,withacoolandcontemptuousshrug。'He'smadeofdodges。Hesaidtome,“Comeuptothetopofthehouse,sir,andI'llshowyouahandsomegirl。ButIshallcallyouthemaster。”SoIwentuptothetopofthehouseandheshowedmethehandsomegirlverywellworthlookingatshewas,andIwascalledthemaster。I
don'tknowwhy。Idaresayhedon't。Helovesadodgeforitsownsake;being,'addedMrFledgeby,aftercastingaboutforanexpressivephrase,'thedodgerestofallthedodgers。'
'Ohmyhead!'criedthedolls'dressmaker,holdingitwithbothherhands,asifitwerecracking。'Youcan'tmeanwhatyousay。'
'Ican,mylittlewoman,retortedFledgeby,'andIdo,Iassureyou。
ThisrepudiationwasnotonlyanactofdeliberatepolicyonFledgeby'spart,incaseofhisbeingsurprisedbyanyothercaller,butwasalsoaretortuponMissWrenforherover-sharpness,andapleasantinstanceofhishumourasregardedtheoldJew。'HehasgotabadnameasanoldJew,andheispaidfortheuseofit,andI'llhavemymoney'sworthoutofhim。'ThiswasFledgeby'shabitualreflectioninthewayofbusiness,anditwassharpenedjustnowbytheoldman'spresumingtohaveasecretfromhim:
thoughofthesecretitself,asannoyingsomebodyelsewhomhedisliked,hebynomeansdisapproved。
MissWrenwithafallencountenancesatbehindthedoorlookingthoughtfullyattheground,andthelongandpatientsilencehadagainsetinforsometime,whentheexpressionofMrFledgeby'sfacebetokenedthatthroughtheupperportionofthedoor,whichwasofglass,hesawsomeonefalteringonthebrinkofthecounting-house。Presentlytherewasarustleandatap,andthensomemorerustlingandanothertap。Fledgebytakingnonotice,thedoorwasatlengthsoftlyopened,andthedriedfaceofamildlittleelderlygentlemanlookedin。
'MrRiah?'saidthisvisitor,verypolitely。
'Iamwaitingforhim,sir,'returnedMrFledgeby。'Hewentoutandleftmehere。Iexpecthimbackeveryminute。Perhapsyouhadbettertakeachair。'
Thegentlemantookachair,andputhishandtohisforehead,asifhewereinamelancholyframeofmind。MrFledgebyeyedhimaside,andseemedtorelishhisattitude。
'Afineday,sir,'remarkedFledgeby。
ThelittledriedgentlemanwassooccupiedwithhisowndepressedreflectionsthathedidnotnoticetheremarkuntilthesoundofMrFledgeby'svoicehaddiedoutofthecounting-house。Thenhestarted,andsaid:'Ibegyourpardon,sir。Ifearyouspoketome?'
'Isaid,'remarkedFledgeby,alittlelouderthanbefore,'itwasafineday。'
'Ibegyourpardon。Ibegyourpardon。Yes。'
Againthelittledriedgentlemanputhishandtohisforehead,andagainMrFledgebyseemedtoenjoyhisdoingit。Whenthegentlemanchangedhisattitudewithasigh,Fledgebyspakewithagrin。
'MrTwemlow,Ithink?'
Thedriedgentlemanseemedmuchsurprised。
'HadthepleasureofdiningwithyouatLammle's,'saidFledgeby。
'Evenhavethehonourofbeingaconnexionofyours。Anunexpectedsortofplacethistomeetin;butoneneverknows,whenonegetsintotheCity,whatpeopleonemayknockupagainst。Ihopeyouhaveyourhealth,andareenjoyingyourself。'
Theremighthavebeenatouchofimpertinenceinthelastwords;
ontheotherhand,itmighthavebeenbutthenativegraceofMrFledgeby'smanner。MrFledgebysatonastoolwithafootontherailofanotherstool,andhishaton。MrTwemlowhaduncoveredonlookinginatthedoor,andremainedso。NowtheconscientiousTwemlow,knowingwhathehaddonetothwartthegraciousFledgeby,wasparticularlydisconcertedbythisencounter。Hewasasillateaseasagentlemanwellcouldbe。HefelthimselfboundtoconducthimselfstifflytowardsFledgeby,andhemadehimadistantbow。Fledgebymadehissmalleyessmallerintakingspecialnoteofhismanner。Thedolls'dressmakersatinhercornerbehindthedoor,withhereyesonthegroundandherhandsfoldedonherbasket,holdinghercrutch-stickbetweenthem,andappearingtotakenoheedofanything。
'He'salongtime,'mutteredMrFledgeby,lookingathiswatch。
'Whattimemayyoumakeit,MrTwemlow?'
MrTwemlowmadeittenminutespasttwelve,sir。
'Asnearasatoucher,'assentedFledgeby。'Ihope,MrTwemlow,yourbusinessheremaybeofamoreagreeablecharacterthanmine。'
'Thankyou,sir,'saidMrTwemlow。
Fledgebyagainmadehissmalleyessmaller,asheglancedwithgreatcomplacencyatTwemlow,whowastimorouslytappingthetablewithafoldedletter。
'WhatIknowofMrRiah,'saidFledgeby,withaverydisparagingutteranceofhisname,'leadsmetobelievethatthisisabouttheshopfordisagreeablebusiness。IhavealwaysfoundhimthebitingestandtightestscrewinLondon。'
MrTwemlowacknowledgedtheremarkwithalittledistantbow。
Itevidentlymadehimnervous。
'Somuchso,'pursuedFledgeby,'thatifitwasn'ttobetruetoafriend,nobodyshouldcatchmewaitinghereasingleminute。Butifyouhavefriendsinadversity,standbythem。That'swhatIsayandactupto。'
TheequitableTwemlowfeltthatthissentiment,irrespectiveoftheutterer,demandedhiscordialassent。'Youareveryright,sir,'herejoinedwithspirit。'Youindicatethegenerousandmanlycourse。
'Gladtohaveyourapprobation,'returnedFledgeby。'It'sacoincidence,MrTwemlow;'herehedescendedfromhisperch,andsaunteredtowardshim;'thatthefriendsIamstandingbyto-dayarethefriendsatwhosehouseImetyou!TheLammles。She'saverytakingandagreeablewoman?'
ConsciencesmotethegentleTwemlowpale。'Yes,'hesaid。'Sheis。'
'Andwhensheappealedtomethismorning,tocomeandtrywhatIcoulddotopacifytheircreditor,thisMrRiah——thatIcertainlyhavegainedsomelittleinfluencewithintransactingbusinessforanotherfriend,butnothinglikesomuchasshesupposes——andwhenawomanlikethatspoketomeasherdearestMrFledgeby,andshedtears——whywhatcouldIdo,youknow?'
Twemlowgasped'Nothingbutcome。'
'Nothingbutcome。AndsoIcame。Butwhy,'saidFledgeby,puttinghishandsinhispocketsandcounterfeitingdeepmeditation,'whyRiahshouldhavestartedup,whenItoldhimthattheLammlesentreatedhimtoholdoveraBillofSalehehasonalltheireffects;andwhyheshouldhavecutout,sayinghewouldbebackdirectly;andwhyheshouldhaveleftmeherealonesolong;I
cannotunderstand。'
ThechivalrousTwemlow,KnightoftheSimpleHeart,wasnotinaconditiontoofferanysuggestion。Hewastoopenitent,tooremorseful。Forthefirsttimeinhislifehehaddoneanunderhandedaction,andhehaddonewrong。Hehadsecretlyinterposedagainstthisconfidingyoungman,fornobetterrealreasonthanbecausetheyoungman'swayswerenothisways。
But,theconfidingyoungmanproceededtoheapcoalsoffireonhissensitivehead。
'Ibegyourpardon,MrTwemlow;youseeIamacquaintedwiththenatureoftheaffairsthataretransactedhere。IsthereanythingI
candoforyouhere?Youhavealwaysbeenbroughtupasagentleman,andneverasamanofbusiness;'anothertouchofpossibleimpertinenceinthisplace;'andperhapsyouarebutapoormanofbusiness。Whatelseistobeexpected!'
'IamevenapoorermanofbusinessthanIamaman,sir,'returnedTwemlow,'andIcouldhardlyexpressmydeficiencyinastrongerway。IreallydonotsomuchasclearlyunderstandmypositioninthematteronwhichIambroughthere。Buttherearereasonswhichmakemeverydelicateofacceptingyourassistance。Iamgreatly,greatly,disinclinedtoprofitbyit。Idon'tdeserveit。'
Goodchildishcreature!Condemnedtoapassagethroughtheworldbysuchnarrowlittledimly-lightedways,andpickingupsofewspecksorspotsontheroad!
'Perhaps,'saidFledgeby,'youmaybealittleproudofenteringonthetopic,——havingbeenbroughtupasagentleman。'
'It'snotthat,sir,'returnedTwemlow,'it'snotthat。IhopeI
distinguishbetweentrueprideandfalsepride。'
'Ihavenoprideatall,myself,'saidFledgeby,'andperhapsIdon'tcutthingssofineastoknowonefromt'other。ButIknowthisisaplacewhereevenamanofbusinessneedshiswitsabouthim;andifminecanbeofanyusetoyouhere,you'rewelcometothem。'
'Youareverygood,'saidTwemlow,faltering。'ButIammostunwilling——'
'Idon't,youknow,'proceededFledgebywithanill-favouredglance,'entertainthevanityofsupposingthatmywitscouldbeofanyusetoyouinsociety,buttheymightbehere。Youcultivatesocietyandsocietycultivatesyou,butMrRiah'snotsociety。Insociety,MrRiahiskeptdark;eh,MrTwemlow?'
Twemlow,muchdisturbed,andwithhishandflutteringabouthisforehead,replied:'Quitetrue。'
Theconfidingyoungmanbesoughthimtostatehiscase。TheinnocentTwemlow,expectingFledgebytobeastoundedbywhatheshouldunfold,andnotforaninstantconceivingthepossibilityofitshappeningeveryday,buttreatingofitasaterriblephenomenonoccurringinthecourseofages,relatedhowthathehadhadadeceasedfriend,amarriedcivilofficerwithafamily,whohadwantedmoneyforchangeofplaceonchangeofpost,andhowhe,Twemlow,had'givenhimhisname,'withtheusual,butintheeyesofTwemlowalmostincredibleresultthathehadbeenlefttorepaywhathehadneverhad。How,inthecourseofyears,hehadreducedtheprincipalbytriflingsums,'having,'saidTwemlow,'alwaystoobservegreateconomy,beingintheenjoymentofafixedincomelimitedinextent,andthatdependingonthemunificenceofacertainnobleman,'andhadalwayspinchedthefullinterestoutofhimselfwithpunctualpinches。Howhehadcome,incourseoftime,tolookuponthisoneonlydebtofhislifeasaregularquarterlydrawback,andnoworse,when'hisname'
hadsomewayfallenintothepossessionofMrRiah,whohadsenthimnoticetoredeemitbypayingupinfull,inoneplumpsum,ortaketremendousconsequences。This,withhazyremembrancesofhowhehadbeencarriedtosomeofficeto'confessjudgment'asherecollectedthephrase,andhowhehadbeencarriedtoanotherofficewherehislifewasassuredforsomebodynotwhollyunconnectedwiththesherrytradewhomherememberedbytheremarkablecircumstancethathehadaStraduariusviolintodisposeof,andalsoaMadonna,formedthesumandsubstanceofMrTwemlow'snarrative。ThroughwhichstalkedtheshadowoftheawfulSnigsworth,eyedafaroffbymoney-lendersasSecurityintheMist,andmenacingTwemlowwithhisbaronialtruncheon。
Toall,MrFledgebylistenedwiththemodestgravitybecomingaconfidingyoungmanwhoknewitallbeforehand,and,whenitwasfinished,seriouslyshookhishead。'Idon'tlike,MrTwemlow,'saidFledgeby,'Idon'tlikeRiah'scallingintheprincipal。Ifhe'sdeterminedtocallitin,itmustcome。'
'Butsupposing,sir,'saidTwemlow,downcast,'thatitcan'tcome?'
'Then,'retortedFledgeby,'youmustgo,youknow。'
'Where?'askedTwemlow,faintly。
'Toprison,'returnedFledgeby。WhereatMrTwemlowleanedhisinnocentheaduponhishand,andmoanedalittlemoanofdistressanddisgrace。
'However,'saidFledgeby,appearingtopluckuphisspirits,'we'llhopeit'snotsobadasthatcomesto。Ifyou'llallowme,I'llmentiontoMrRiahwhenhecomesin,whoyouare,andI'lltellhimyou'remyfriend,andI'llsaymysayforyou,insteadofyoursayingitforyourself;Imaybeabletodoitinamorebusiness-likeway。Youwon'tconsideritaliberty?'
'Ithankyouagainandagain,sir,'saidTwemlow。'Iamstrong,strongly,disinclinedtoavailmyselfofyourgenerosity,thoughmyhelplessnessyields。ForIcannotbutfeelthatI——toputitinthemildestformofspeech——thatIhavedonenothingtodeserveit。'
'WhereCANhebe?'mutteredFledgeby,referringtohiswatchagain。'WhatCANhehavegoneoutfor?Didyoueverseehim,MrTwemlow?'
'Never。'
'HeisathoroughJewtolookat,butheisamorethoroughJewtodealwith。He'sworstwhenhe'squiet。Ifhe'squiet,Ishalltakeitasaverybadsign。Keepyoureyeuponhimwhenhecomesin,and,ifhe'squiet,don'tbehopeful。Hereheis!——Helooksquiet。'
Withthesewords,whichhadtheeffectofcausingtheharmlessTwemlowpainfulagitation,MrFledgebywithdrewtohisformerpost,andtheoldmanenteredthecounting-house。
'Why,MrRiah,'saidFledgeby,'Ithoughtyouwerelost!'
Theoldman,glancingatthestranger,stoodstock-still。Heperceivedthathismasterwasleadinguptotheordershewastotake,andhewaitedtounderstandthem。
'Ireallythought,'repeatedFledgebyslowly,'thatyouwerelost,MrRiah。Why,nowIlookatyou——butno,youcan'thavedoneit;no,youcan'thavedoneit!'
Hatinhand,theoldmanliftedhishead,andlookeddistressfullyatFledgebyasseekingtoknowwhatnewmoralburdenhewastobear。
'Youcan'thaverushedouttogetthestartofeverybodyelse,andputinthatbillofsaleatLammle's?'saidFledgeby。'Sayyouhaven't,MrRiah。'
'Sir,Ihave,'repliedtheoldmaninalowvoice。
'Ohmyeye!'criedFledgeby。'Tut,tut,tut!Dear,dear,dear!Well!
Iknewyouwereahardcustomer,MrRiah,butIneverthoughtyouwereashardasthat。'
'Sir,'saidtheoldman,withgreatuneasiness,'IdoasIamdirected。Iamnottheprincipalhere。Iambuttheagentofasuperior,andIhavenochoice,nopower。'
'Don'tsayso,'retortedFledgeby,secretlyexultantastheoldmanstretchedouthishands,withashrinkingactionofdefendinghimselfagainstthesharpconstructionofthetwoobservers。'Don'tplaythetuneofthetrade,MrRiah。You'vearighttogetinyourdebts,ifyou'redeterminedtodoit,butdon'tpretendwhateveryoneinyourlineregularlypretends。Atleast,don'tdoittome。
Whyshouldyou,MrRiah?YouknowIknowallaboutyou。'
Theoldmanclaspedtheskirtofhislongcoatwithhisdisengagedhand,anddirectedawistfullookatFledgeby。
'Anddon't,'saidFledgeby,'don't,Ientreatyouasafavour,MrRiah,besodevilishmeek,forIknowwhat'llfollowifyouare。
Lookhere,MrRiah。ThisgentlemanisMrTwemlow。'
TheJewturnedtohimandbowed。Thatpoorlambbowedinreturn;polite,andterrified。
'Ihavemadesuchafailure,'proceededFledgeby,'intryingtodoanythingwithyouformyfriendLammle,thatI'vehardlyahopeofdoinganythingwithyouformyfriendandconnexionindeedMrTwemlow。ButIdothinkthatifyouwoulddoafavourforanybody,youwouldforme,andIwon'tfailforwantoftrying,andI'vepassedmypromisetoMrTwemlowbesides。Now,MrRiah,hereisMrTwemlow。Alwaysgoodforhisinterest,alwayscominguptotime,alwayspayinghislittleway。Now,whyshouldyoupressMrTwemlow?Youcan'thaveanyspiteagainstMrTwemlow!WhynotbeeasywithMrTwemlow?'
TheoldmanlookedintoFledgeby'slittleeyesforanysignofleavetobeeasywithMrTwemlow;buttherewasnosigninthem。
'MrTwemlowisnoconnexionofyours,MrRiah,'saidFledgeby;
'youcan'twanttobeevenwithhimforhavingthroughlifegoneinforagentlemanandhungontohisFamily。IfMrTwemlowhasacontemptforbusiness,whatcanitmattertoyou?'
'Butpardonme,'interposedthegentlevictim,'Ihavenot。I
shouldconsideritpresumption。'
'There,MrRiah!'saidFledgeby,'isn'tthathandsomelysaid?
Come!MaketermswithmeforMrTwemlow。'
Theoldmanlookedagainforanysignofpermissiontosparethepoorlittlegentleman。No。MrFledgebymeanthimtoberacked。
'Iamverysorry,MrTwemlow,'saidRiah。'Ihavemyinstructions。Iaminvestedwithnoauthorityfordivergingfromthem。Themoneymustbepaid。'
'Infullandslapdown,doyoumean,MrRiah?'askedFledgeby,tomakethingsquiteexplicit。
'Infull,sir,andatonce,'wasRiah'sanswer。