ThenheapproachedMadameRabourdin。”Wehavemuchtosaytoeachother,”heremarkedasheseatedhimselfbesidethebeautifulwoman,whoreceivedhimadmirably。”Ah!”hecontinued,givingherasideglance,”youaregrandindeed;I
findyoujustwhatIexpected,gloriousunderdefeat。Doyouknowthatitisaveryrarethingtofindasuperiorwomanwhoanswerstotheexpectationsformedofher。Sodefeatdoesn’tdisheartenyou?Youareright;weshalltriumphintheend,”hewhisperedinherear。”Yourfateisalwaysinyourownhands,——solong,Imean,asyourallyisamanwhoadoresyou。Wewillholdcounseltogether。””ButisBaudoyerappointed?”sheasked。”Yes,”saidthesecretary。”Doeshegetthecross?””Notyet;buthewillhaveitlater。””Amazing!””Ah!youdon’tunderstandpoliticalexigencies。”
Duringthisevening,whichseemedinterminabletoMadameRabourdin,anotherscenewasoccurringintheplaceRoyale,——oneofthosecomedieswhichareplayedinsevenParisiansalonswheneverthereisachangeofministry。TheSaillards’salonwascrowded。MonsieurandMadameTransonarrivedateighto’clock;MadameTransonkissedMadameBaudoyer,neeSaillard。MonsieurBataille,captainoftheNationalGuard,camewithhiswifeandthecurateofSaintPaul’s。”MonsieurBaudoyer,”saidMadameTranson。”Iwishtobethefirsttocongratulateyou;theyhavedonejusticetoyourtalents。Youhaveindeedearnedyourpromotion。””Hereyouare,director,”saidMonsieurTranson,rubbinghishands,”andtheappointmentisveryflatteringtothisneighborhood。””Andwecantrulysayitcametopasswithoutanyintriguing,”saidtheworthySaillard。”Wearenoneofuspoliticalintriguers;WEdon’tgotoselectpartiesattheministry。”
UncleMitralrubbedhisnoseandgrinnedasheglancedathisnieceElisabeth,thewomanwhosehandhadpulledthewires,whowastalkingwithGigonnet。Falleix,honestfellow,didnotknowwhattomakeofthestupidblindnessofSaillardandBaudoyer。MessieursDutocq,Bixiou,duBruel,Godard,andCollevillethelatterappointedheadofthebureauentered。”Whatacrew!”whisperedBixioutoduBruel。”Icouldmakeafinecaricatureofthemintheshapesoffishes,——dorys,flounders,sharks,andsnappers,alldancingasaraband!””Monsieur,”saidColleville,”Icometoofferyoumycongratulations;
orratherwecongratulateourselvesinhavingsuchamanplacedoverus;andwedesiretoassureyouofthezealwithwhichweshallco-
operateinyourlabors。Allowmetosaythatthiseventaffordsasignalprooftothetruthofmyaxiomthataman’sdestinyliesinthelettersofhisname。ImaysaythatIknewofthisappointmentandofyourotherhonorsbeforeIheardofthem,forIspendthenightinanagrammatizingyournameasfollows:”[proudly]”IsidoreC。T。
Baudoyer,——Director,decoratedbyushisMajestytheKing,ofcourse。”
Baudoyerbowedandremarkedpiouslythatnamesweregiveninbaptism。
MonsieurandMadameBaudoyer,senior,fatherandmotherofthenewdirector,weretheretoenjoythegloryoftheirsonanddaughter-in-
law。UncleGigonnet-Bidault,whohaddinedatthehouse,hadarestless,fidgetylookinhiseyewhichfrightenedBixiou。”There’saqueerone,”saidthelattertoduBruel,callinghisattentiontoGigonnet,”whowoulddoinavaudeville。Iwonderifhecouldbebought。SuchanoldscarecrowisjustthethingforasignovertheTwoBaboons。Andwhatacoat!IdidthinktherewasnobodybutPoiretwhocouldshowthelikeafterthataftertenyears’publicexposuretotheinclemenciesofParisianweather。””Baudoyerismagnificent,”saidduBruel。”Dazzling,”answeredBixiou。”Gentlemen,”saidBaudoyer,”letmepresentyoutomyownuncle,MonsieurMitral,andtomygreat-unclethroughmywife,MonsieurBidault。”
GigonnetandMitralgaveaglanceatthethreeclerkssopenetrating,soglitteringwithgleamsofgold,thatthetwoscoffersweresoberedatonce。”Hein?”saidBixiou,whentheyweresafelyunderthearcadesintheplaceRoyale;”didyouexaminethoseuncles?——twocopiesofShylock。
I’llbettheirmoneyislentinthemarketatahundredpercentperweek。Theylendonpawn;andsellmostthattheylayholdof,coats,goldlace,cheese,men,women,andchildren;theyareaconglomerationofArabs,Jews,Genoese,Genevese,Greeks,Lombards,andParisians,suckledbyawolfandbornofaTurkishwoman。””Ibelieveyou,”saidGodard。”UncleMitralusedtobeasheriff’sofficer。””Thatsettlesit,”saidduBruel。”I’mofftoseetheproofofmycaricature,”saidBixiou;”butI
shouldliketostudythestateofthingsinRabourdin’ssalonto-
night。Youareluckytobeabletogothere,duBruel。””I!”saidthevaudevillist,”whatshouldIdothere?Myfacedoesn’tlenditselftocondolences。Anditisveryvulgarinthesedaystogoandseepeoplewhoaredown。”
CHAPTERIX
THERESIGNATION
BymidnightMadameRabourdin’ssalonwasdeserted;onlytwoorthreeguestsremainedwithdesLupeaulxandthemasterandmistressofthehouse。WhenSchinnerandMonsieurandMadamedeCampshadlikewisedeparted,desLupeaulxrosewithamysteriousair,stoodwithhisbacktothefireplaceandlookedalternatelyatthehusbandandwife。”Myfriends,”hesaid,”nothingisreallylost,fortheministerandI
arefaithfultoyou。Dutocqsimplychosebetweentwopowerstheonehethoughtstrongest。HehasservedthecourtandtheGrandAlmoner;hehasbetrayedme。Butthatisintheorderofthings;apoliticiannevercomplainsoftreachery。Nevertheless,Baudoyerwillbedismissedasincapableinafewmonths;nodoubthisprotectorswillfindhimaplace,——intheprefectureofpolice,perhaps,——fortheclergywillnotdeserthim。”
FromthispointdesLupeaulxwentonwithalongtiradeabouttheGrandAlmonerandthedangersthegovernmentraninrelyinguponthechurchandupontheJesuits。Weneednot,wethink,pointouttotheintelligentreaderthatthecourtandtheGrandAlmoner,towhomtheliberaljournalsattributedanenormousinfluenceundertheadministration,hadlittlereallytodowithMonsieurBaudoyer’sappointment。Suchpettyintriguesdieintheuppersphereofgreatself-interests。IfafewwordsinfavorofBaudoyerwereobtainedbytheimportunityofthecurateofSaint-Paul’sandtheAbbeGaudron,theywouldhavebeenwithdrawnimmediatelyatasuggestionfromtheminister。TheoccultpoweroftheCongregationofJesusadmissiblecertainlyasconfrontingtheboldsocietyofthe”Doctrine,”entitled”Helpyourselfandheavenwillhelpyou,”wasformidableonlythroughtheimaginaryforceconferredonitbysubordinatepowerswhoperpetuallythreatenedeachotherwithitsevils。Theliberalscandal-
mongersdelightedinrepresentingtheGrandAlmonerandthewholeJesuiticalChapteraspolitical,administrative,civil,andmilitarygiants。Fearcreatesbugbears。AtthiscrisisBaudoyerfirmlybelievedinthesaidChapter,littleawarethattheonlyJesuitswhohadputhimwherehenowwassatbyhisownfireside,andintheCafeThemisplayingdominoes。
Atcertainepochsinhistorycertainpowersappear,towhomallevilsareattributed,thoughatthesametimetheirgeniusisdenied;theyformanefficientargumentinthemouthoffools。JustasMonsieurdeTalleyrandwassupposedtohailalleventsofwhateverkindwithabonmot,sointhesedaysoftheRestorationtheclericalpartyhadthecreditofdoingandundoingeverything。Unfortunately,itdidandundidnothing。ItsinfluencewasnotwieldedbyaCardinalRichelieuoraCardinalMazarin;itwasinthehandsofaspeciesofCardinaldeFleury,who,timidforoverfiveyears,turnedboldforoneday,injudiciouslybold。Lateron,the”Doctrine”didmore,withimpunity,atSaint-Merri,thanCharlesX。pretendedtodoinJuly,1830。Ifthesectiononthecensorshipsofoolishlyintroducedintothenewcharterhadbeenomitted,journalismalsowouldhavehaditsSaint-Merri。TheyoungerBranchcouldhavelegallycarriedoutCharlesX。’splan。”Remainwhereyouare,headofabureauunderBaudoyer,”wentondesLupeaulx。”Havethenervetodothis;makeyourselfatruepolitician;
putideasandgenerousimpulsesaside;attendonlytoyourfunctions;
don’tsayawordtoyournewdirector;don’thelphimwithasuggestion;anddonothingyourselfwithouthisorder。InthreemonthsBaudoyerwillbeoutoftheministry,eitherdismissed,orstrandedonsomeotheradministrativeshore。Theymayattachhimtotheking’shousehold。TwiceinmylifeIhavebeensetasideasyouare,andoverwhelmedbyanavalancheoffolly;Ihavequietlywaitedandletitpass。””Yes,”saidRabourdin,”butyouwerenotcalumniated;yourhonorwasnotassailed,compromised——””Ha,ha,ha!”crieddesLupeaulx,interruptinghimwithaburstofHomericlaughter。”Why,that’sthedailybreadofeveryremarkablemaninthisgloriouskingdomofFrance!Andtherearebuttwowaystomeetsuchcalumny,——eitheryieldtoit,packup,andgoplantcabbagesinthecountry;orelseriseaboveit,marchon,fearless,anddon’tturnyourhead。””Forme,thereisbutonewayofuntyingthenoosewhichtreacheryandtheworkofspieshavefastenedroundmythroat,”repliedRabourdin。”ImustexplainthematteratoncetohisExcellency,andifyouareassincerelyattachedtomeasyousayyouare,youwillputmefacetofacewithhimto-morrow。””Youmeanthatyouwishtoexplaintohimyourplanforthereformoftheservice?”
Rabourdinbowed。”Well,then,trustthepaperswithme,——yourmemoranda,allthedocuments。Ipromiseyouthatheshallsitupallnightandexaminethem。””Letusgotohim,then!”criedRabourdin,eagerly;”sixyears’toilcertainlydeservestwoorthreehoursattentionfromtheking’sminister,whowillbeforcedtorecognize,ifhedoesnotapplaud,suchperseverance。”
CompelledbyRabourdin’stenacitytotakeastraightforwardpath,withoutambushoranglewherehistreacherycouldhideitself,desLupeaulxhesitatedforasingleinstant,andlookedatMadameRabourdin,whileheinwardlyaskedhimself,”WhichshallIpermittotriumph,myhatredforhim,ormyfancyforher?””Youhavenoconfidenceinmyhonor,”hesaid,afterapause。”IseethatyouwillalwaysbetometheauthorofyourSECRETANALYSIS。
Adieu,madame。”
MadameRabourdinbowedcoldly。CelestineandXavierreturnedatoncetotheirownroomswithoutaword;bothwereovercomebytheirmisfortune。Thewifethoughtofthedreadfulsituationinwhichshestoodtowardherhusband。Thehusband,resolvingslowlynottoremainattheministrybuttosendinhisresignationatonce,waslostinaseaofreflections;thecrisisforhimmeantatotalchangeoflifeandthenecessityofstartingonanewcareer。Allnighthesatbeforehisfire,takingnonoticeofCelestine,whocameinseveraltimesontiptoe,inhernight-dress。”Imustgooncemoretotheministry,tobringawaymypapers,andshowBaudoyertheroutineofthebusiness,”hesaidtohimselfatlast。”Ihadbetterwritemyresignationnow。”
Heturnedtohistableandbegantowrite,thinkingovereachclauseoftheletter,whichwasasfollows:——
Monseigneur,——IhavethehonortoinclosetoyourExcellencymyresignation。IventuretohopethatyoustillrememberhearingmesaythatIleftmyhonorinyourhands,andthateverything,forme,dependedonmybeingabletogiveyouanimmediateexplanation。
ThisexplanationIhavevainlysoughttogive。To-dayitwould,perhaps,beuseless;forafragmentofmyworkrelatingtotheadministration,stolenandmisused,hasgonetheroundsoftheofficesandismisinterpretedbyhatred;inconsequence,Ifindmyselfcompelledtoresign,underthetacitcondemnationofmysuperiors。
YourExcellencymayhavethought,onthemorningwhenIfirstsoughttospeakwithyou,thatmypurposewastoaskformypromotion,when,infact,Iwasthinkingonlyofthegloryandusefulnessofyourministryandofthepublicgood。Itisall-
important,Ithink,tocorrectthatimpression。
Thenfollowedtheusualepistolaryformulas。
Itwashalf-pastseveninthemorningwhenthemanconsummatedthesacrificeofhisideas;heburnedeverything,thetoilofyears。
Fatiguedbythepressureofthought,overcomebymentalsuffering,hefellasleepwithhisheadonthebackofhisarmchair。Hewaswakenedbyacurioussensation,andfoundhishandscoveredwithhiswife’stearsandsawherkneelingbeforehim。Celestinehadreadtheresignation。Shecouldmeasurethedepthofhisfall。Theywerenowtobereducedtoliveonfourthousandfrancsayear;andthatdayshehadcountedupherdebts,——theyamountedtosomethinglikethirty-twothousandfrancs!Themostignobleofallwretchednesshadcomeuponthem。Andthatnoblemanwhohadtrustedherwasignorantthatshehadabusedthefortunehehadconfidedtohercare。Shewassobbingathisfeet,beautifulastheMagdalen。”Mycupisfull,”criedXavier,interror。”Iamdishonoredattheministry,anddishonored——”
ThelightofherpurehonorflashedfromCelestine’seyes;shespranguplikeastartledhorseandcastafulminatingglanceatRabourdin。”I!I!”shesaid,ontwosublimetones。”AmIabasewife?IfIwere,youwouldhavebeenappointed。But,”sheaddedmournfully,”itiseasiertobelievethatthantobelievewhatisthetruth。””Thenwhatisit?”saidRabourdin。”Allinthreewords,”shesaid;”Iowethirtythousandfrancs。”
Rabourdincaughthiswifetohisheartwithagestureofalmostfranticjoy,andseatedheronhisknee。”Takecomfort,dear,”hesaid,inatoneofvoicesoadorablykindthatthebitternessofhergriefwaschangedtosomethinginexpressiblytender。”Itoohavemademistakes;IhaveworkeduselesslyformycountrywhenIthoughtIwasbeingusefultoher。ButnowImeantotakeanotherpath。IfIhadsoldgroceriesweshouldnowbemillionaires。Well,letusbegrocers。Youareonlytwenty-eight,dearangel;intenyearsyoushallrecovertheluxurythatyoulove,whichwemustneedsrenounceforashorttime。I,too,dearheart,amnotabaseorcommonhusband。Wewillsellourfarm;itsvaluehasincreasedoflate。Thatandthesaleofourfurniturewillpaymydebts。
MYdebts!Celestineembracedherhusbandathousandtimesinthesinglekisswithwhichshethankedhimforthatgenerousword。”Weshallstillhaveahundredthousandfrancstoputintobusiness。
BeforethemonthisoutIshallfindsomefavorableopening。IfluckgaveaMartinFalleixtoaSaillard,whyshouldwedespair?Waitbreakfastforme。Iamgoingnowtotheministry,butIshallcomebackwithmyneckfreeoftheyoke。”
Celestineclaspedherhusbandinherarmswithaforcemendonotpossess,evenintheirpassionatemoments;forwomenarestrongerthroughemotionthanmenthroughpower。Sheweptandlaughedandsobbedinturns。
WhenRabourdinleftthehouseateighto’clock,theportergavehimthesatiricalcardssuggestedbyBixiou。Nevertheless,hewenttotheministry,wherehefoundSebastienwaitingnearthedoortoentreathimnottoenteranyofthebureaus,becauseaninfamouscaricatureofhimwasmakingtheroundoftheoffices。”Ifyouwishtosoftenthepainofmydownfall,”hesaidtothelad,”bringmethatdrawing;IamnowtakingmyresignationtoErnestdelaBrieremyself,thatitmaynotbealteredordistortedwhilepassingthroughtheroutinechannels。Ihavemyownreasonsforwishingtoseethatcaricature。”
WhenRabourdincamebacktothecourtyard,aftermakingsurethathisletterwouldgostraightintotheminister’shands,hefoundSebastienintears,withacopyofthelithograph,whichtheladreluctantlyhandedovertohim。”Itisveryclever,”saidRabourdin,showingaserenebrowtohiscompanion,thoughthecrownofthornswasonitallthesame。
Heenteredthebureauswithacalmair,andwentatonceintoBaudoyer’ssectiontoaskhimtocometotheofficeoftheheadofthedivisionandreceiveinstructionsastothebusinesswhichthatincapablebeingwashenceforthtodirect。”TellMonsieurBaudoyerthattheremustbenodelay,”headded,inthehearingofalltheclerks;”myresignationisalreadyintheminister’shands,andIdonotwishtostayherelongerthanisnecessary。”
SeeingBixiou,Rabourdinwentstraightuptohim,showedhimthelithograph,andsaid,tothegreatastonishmentofallpresent,——”WasInotrightinsayingyouwereanartist?Still,itisapityyoudirectedthepointofyourpencilagainstamanwhocannotbejudgedinthisway,norindeedbythebureausatall;——buteverythingislaughedatinFrance,evenGod。”
ThenhetookBaudoyerintotheofficeofthelateLaBillardiere。AtthedoorhefoundPhellionandSebastien,theonlytwowho,underhisgreatdisaster,daredtoremainopenlyfaithfultothefallenman。
RabourdinnoticedthatPhellion’seyesweremoist,andhecouldnotrefrainfromwringinghishand。”Monsieur,”saidthegoodman,”ifwecanserveyouinanyway,makeuseofus。”
MonsieurRabourdinshuthimselfupinthelatechief’sofficewithMonsieurBaudoyer,andPhellionhelpedhimtoshowthenewincumbentalltheadministrativedifficultiesofhisnewposition。AteachseparateaffairwhichRabourdincarefullyexplained,Baudoyer’slittleeyesgrewbigassaucers。”Farewell,monsieur,”saidRabourdinatlast,withamannerthatwashalf-solemn,half-satirical。
Sebastienmeanwhilehadmadeupapackageofpapersandlettersbelongingtohischiefandhadcarriedthemawayinahackneycoach。
Rabourdinpassedthroughthegrandcourtyard,whilealltheclerkswerewatchingfromthewindows,andwaitedthereamomenttoseeiftheministerwouldsendhimanymessage。HisExcellencywasdumb。
Phellioncourageouslyescortedthefallenmantohishome,expressinghisfeelingsofrespectfuladmiration;thenhereturnedtotheoffice,andtookuphiswork,satisfiedwithhisownconductinrenderingthesefuneralhonorstotheneglectedandmisjudgedadministrativetalent。
Bixiou[seeingPhellionre-enter]。”Victrixcausediisplacuit,sedvictaCatoni。”
Phellion。”Yes,monsieur。”
Poiret。”Whatdoesthatmean?”
Fleury。”Thatpriestsrejoice,andMonsieurRabourdinhastherespectofmenofhonor。”
Dutocq[annoyed]。”Youdidn’tsaythatyesterday。”
Fleury。”Ifyouaddressmeyou’llhavemyhandinyourface。ItisknownforcertainthatyoufilchedthosepapersfromMonsieurRabourdin。”[Dutocqleavestheoffice。]”Oh,yes,goandcomplaintoyourMonsieurdesLupeaulx,spy!”
Bixiou[laughingandgrimacinglikeamonkey]。”Iamcurioustoknowhowthedivisionwillgetalong。MonsieurRabourdinissoremarkableamanthathemusthavehadsomespecialviewsinthatworkofhis。
Well,theministerlosesafinemind。”[Rubshishands。]
Laurent[entering]。”MonsieurFleuryisrequestedtogotothesecretary’soffice。”
Alltheclerks。”Donefor!”
Fleury[leavingtheroom]。”Idon’tcare;Iamofferedaplaceasresponsibleeditor。Ishallhaveallmytimetomyselftoloungethestreetsordoamusingworkinanewspaperoffice。”
Bixiou。”DutocqhasalreadymadethemcutofftheheadofthatpoorDesroys。”
Colleville[enteringjoyously]。”Gentlemen,Iamappointedheadofthisbureau。”
Thuillier。”Ah,myfriend,ifitwereImyself,Icouldn’tbebetterpleased。”
Bixiou。”Hiswifehasmanagedit。”[Laughter。]
Poiret。”Willanyonetellmethemeaningofallthatishappeninghereto-day?”
Bixiou。”Doyoureallywanttoknow?Thenlisten。Theantechamberoftheadministrationishenceforthachamber,thecourtisaboudoir,thebestwaytogetinisthroughthecellar,andthebedismorethaneveracross-cut。”
Poiret。”MonsieurBixiou,mayIentreatyou,explain?”
Bixiou。”I’llparaphrasemyopinion。Tobeanythingatallyoumustbeginbybeingeverything。Itisquitecertainthatareformofthisserviceisneeded;foronmywordofhonor,theStaterobsthepoorofficialsasmuchastheofficialsrobtheStateinthematterofhours。Butwhyisitthatweidleaswedo?becausetheypayustoolittle;andthereasonofthatiswearetoomanyforthework,andyourlatechief,thevirtuousRabourdin,sawallthisplainly。Thatgreatadministrator,——forhewasthat,gentlemen,——sawwhatthethingiscomingto,thethingthattheseidiotscallthe’workingofouradmirableinstitutions。’Thechamberwillwantbeforelongtoadministrate,andtheadministratorswillwanttolegislate。Thegovernmentwilltrytoadministrateandtheadministratorswillwanttogovern,andsoitwillgoon。Lawswillcometobemereregulations,andordinanceswillbethoughtlaws。Godmadethisepochoftheworldforthosewholiketolaugh。Iliveinastateofjovialadmirationofthespectaclewhichthegreatestjokerofmoderntimes,LouisXVIII。,bequeathedtous”[generalstupefaction]。”Gentlemen,ifFrance,thecountrywiththebestcivilserviceinEurope,ismanagedthus,whatdoyousupposetheothernationsarelike?Poorunhappynations!IaskmyselfhowtheycanpossiblygetalongwithouttwoChambers,withoutthelibertyofthepress,withoutreports,withoutcircularseven,withoutanarmyofclerks?Dear,dear,howdoyousupposetheyhavearmiesandnavies?howcantheyexistatallwithoutpoliticaldiscussions?Cantheyevenbecallednations,orgovernments?Itissaidmeretraveller’stalesthatthesestrangepeoplesclaimtohaveapolicy,towieldacertaininfluence;butthat’sabsurd!howcantheywhentheyhaven’t’progress’or’newlights’?Theycan’tstirupideas,theyhaven’tanindependentforum;
theyarestillinthetwilightofbarbarism。TherearenopeopleintheworldbuttheFrenchpeoplewhohaveideas。Canyouunderstand,MonsieurPoiret,”[Poiretjumpedasifhehadbeenshot]”howanationcandowithoutheadsofdivisions,general-secretariesanddirectors,andallthissplendidarrayofofficials,thegloryofFranceandoftheEmperorNapoleon,——whohadhisowngoodreasonsforcreatingamyriadofoffices?Idon’tseehowthosenationshavetheaudacitytoliveatall。There’sAustria,whichhaslessthanahundredclerksinherwarministry,whilethesalariesandpensionsofoursamounttoathirdofourwholebudget,athingthatwasunheardofbeforetheRevolution。IsumupallI’vebeensayinginonesingleremark,namely,thattheAcademyofInscriptionsandBelles-lettres,whichseemstohaveverylittletodo,hadbetterofferaprizefortheablestanswertothefollowingquestion:WhichisthebestorganizedState;theonethatdoesmanythingswithfewofficials,ortheonethatdoesnexttonothingwithanarmyofthem?”
Poiret。”Isthatyourlastword?”
Bixiou。”Yes,sir!whetherEnglish,French,GermanorItalian,——Iletyouofftheotherlanguages。”
Poiret[liftinghishandstoheaven]。”Graciousgoodness!andtheycallyouawittyman!”
Bixiou。”Haven’tyouunderstoodmeyet?”
Phellion。”Yourlastobservationwasfullofexcellentsense。”
Bixiou。”Justasfullasthebudgetitself,andlikethebudgetagain,ascomplicatedasitlookssimple;andIsetitasawarning,abeacon,attheedgeofthishole,thisgulf,thisvolcano,called,inthelanguageofthe’Constitutionel,’’thepoliticalhorizon。’”
Poiret。”Ishouldmuchpreferacomprehensibleexplanation。”
Bixiou。”HurrahforRabourdin!there’smyexplanation;that’smyopinion。Areyousatisfied?”
Colleville[gravely]。”MonsieurRabourdinhadbutonedefect。”
Poiret。”Whatwasit?”
Colleville。”Thatofbeingastatesmaninsteadofasubordinateofficial。”
Phellion[standingbeforeBixiou]。”Monsieur!whydidyou,whounderstandMonsieurRabourdinsowell,whydidyoumakethatinf——thatodi——thathideouscaricature?”
Bixiou。”Doyouforgetourbet?don’tyouknowIwasbackingthedevil’sgame,andthatyourbureauowesmeadinnerattheRocherdeCancale?”
Poiret[muchput-out]。”ThenitisasettledthingthatIamtoleavethisgovernmentofficewithouteverunderstandingasentence,orasinglewordutteredbyMonsieurBixiou。”
Bixiou。”Itisyourownfault;askthesegentlemen。Gentlemen,haveyouunderstoodthemeaningofmyobservations?andwerethoseobservationsjust,andbrilliant?”
All。”Alas,yes!”
Minard。”AndtheproofisthatIshallsendinmyresignation。Ishallplungeintoindustrialavocations。”
Bixiou。”What!haveyoumanagedtoinventamechanicalcorset,orababy’sbottle,orafireengine,orchimneysthatconsumenofuel,orovenswhichcookcutletswiththreesheetsofpaper?”
Minard[departing。]”Adieu,Ishallkeepmysecret。”
Bixiou。”Well,youngPoiretjunior,yousee,——allthesegentlemenunderstandme。”
Poiret[crest-fallen]。”MonsieurBixiou,wouldyoudomethehonortocomedownforoncetomylevelandspeakinalanguageIcanunderstand?”
Bixiou[winkingattherest]。”Willingly。”[TakesPoiretbythebuttonofhisfrock-coat。]”Beforeyouleavethisofficeforeverperhapsyouwouldbegladtoknowwhatyouare——”
Poiret[quickly]。”Anhonestman,monsieur。”
Bixiou[shrugginghisshoulders]。”——tobeabletodefine,explain,andanalyzepreciselywhatagovernmentclerkis?Doyouknowwhatheis?”
Poiret。”IthinkIdo。”
Bixiou[twistingthebutton]。”Idoubtit。”
Poiret。”Heisamanpaidbygovernmenttodowork。”
Bixiou。”Oh!thenasoldierisagovernmentclerk?”
Poiret[puzzled]。”Why,no。”
Bixiou。”Butheispaidbythegovernmenttodowork,tomountguardandshowoffatreviews。Youmayperhapstellmethathelongstogetoutofhisplace,——thatheworkstoohardandfingerstoolittlemetal,exceptthatofhismusket。”
Poiret[hiseyeswideopen]。”Monsieur,agovernmentclerkis,logicallyspeaking,amanwhoneedsthesalarytomaintainhimself,andisnotfreetogetoutofhisplace;forhedoesn’tknowhowtodoanythingbutcopypapers。”
Bixiou。”Ah!nowwearecomingtoaconclusion。Sothebureauistheclerk’sshell,husk,pod。Noclerkwithoutabureau,nobureauwithoutaclerk。Butwhatdoyoumake,then,ofacustomsofficer?”[Poiretshuffleshisfeetandtriestoedgeaway;Bixioutwistsoffonebuttonandcatcheshimbyanother。]”Heis,fromthebureaucraticpointofview,aneutralbeing。Theexcise-manisonlyhalfaclerk;heisontheconfinesbetweencivilandmilitaryservice;neitheraltogethersoldiernoraltogetherclerk——Here,here,whereareyougoing?”
[Twiststhebutton。]”Wheredoesthegovernmentclerkproperend?
That’saseriousquestion。Isaprefectaclerk?”
Poiret[hesitating]。”Heisafunctionary。”
Bixiou。”Butyoudon’tmeanthatafunctionaryisnotaclerk?that’sanabsurdity。”
Poiret[wearyandlookingroundforescape]。”IthinkMonsieurGodardwantstosaysomething。”
Godard。”Theclerkistheorder,thefunctionarythespecies。”
Bixiou[laughing]。”Ishouldn’thavethoughtyoucapableofthatdistinction,mybravesubordinate。”
Poiret[tryingtogetaway]。”Incomprehensible!”
Bixiou。”La,la,papa,don’tsteponyourtether。Ifyoustandstillandlisten,weshallcometoanunderstandingbeforelong。Now,here’sanaxiomwhichIbequeathtothisbureauandtoallbureaus:Wheretheclerkends,thefunctionarybegins;wherethefunctionaryends,thestatesmanrises。Thereareveryfewstatesmenamongtheprefects。Theprefectisthereforeaneutralbeingamongthehigherspecies。Hecomesbetweenthestatesmanandtheclerk,justasthecustom-houseofficerstandsbetweenthecivilandthemilitary。Letuscontinuetoclearuptheseimportantpoints。”[Poiretturnscrimsonwithdistress。]”SupposeweformulatethewholematterinamaximworthyofLarochefoucault:Officialswithsalariesoftwentythousandfrancsarenotclerks。Fromwhichwemaydeducemathematicallythiscorollary:
Thestatesmanfirstloomsupinthesphereofhighersalaries;andalsothissecondandnotlesslogicalandimportantcorollary:
Directors-generalmaybestatesmen。Perhapsitisinthatsensethatmorethanonedeputysaysinhisheart,’Itisafinethingtobeadirector-general。’ButintheinterestsofournobleFrenchlanguageandoftheAcademy——”
Poiret[magnetizedbythefixityofBixiou’seye]。”TheFrenchlanguage!theAcademy!”
Bixiou[twistingoffthesecondbuttonandseizinganother]。”Yes,intheinterestsofournobletongue,itispropertoobservethatalthoughtheheadofabureau,strictlyspeaking,maybecalledaclerk,theheadofadivisionmustbecalledabureaucrat。Thesegentlemen”[turningtotheclerksandprivatelyshowingthemthethirdbuttonoffPoiret’scoat]”willappreciatethisdelicateshadeofmeaning。Andso,papaPoiret,don’tyouseeitisclearthatthegovernmentclerkcomestoafinalendattheheadofadivision?Nowthatquestiononcesettled,thereisnolongeranyuncertainty;thegovernmentclerkwhohashithertoseemedundefinableisdefined。”
Poiret。”Yes,thatappearstomebeyondadoubt。”
Bixiou。”Nevertheless,domethekindnesstoanswerthefollowingquestion:Ajudgebeingirremovable,andconsequentlydebarredfrombeing,accordingtoyoursubtledistinction,afunctionary,andreceivingasalarywhichisnottheequivalentoftheworkhedoes,ishetobeincludedintheclassofclerks?”
Poiret[gazingatthecornice]。”Monsieur,Idon’tfollowyou。”
Bixiou[gettingoffthefourthbutton]。”Iwantedtoprovetoyou,monsieur,thatnothingissimple;butaboveall——andwhatIamgoingtosayisintendedforphilosophers——Iwishifyou’llallowmetomisquoteasayingofLouisXVIII。,——Iwishtomakeyouseethatdefinitionsleadtomuddles。”
Poiret[wipinghisforehead]。”Excuseme,Iamsickatmystomach”
[triestobuttonhiscoat]。”Ah!youhavecutoffallmybuttons!”
Bixiou。”Butthepointis,DOYOUUNDERSTANDME?”
Poiret[angrily]。”Yes,monsieur,Ido;IunderstandthatyouhavebeenplayingmeashamefultrickandtwistingoffmybuttonswhileI
havebeenstandinghereunconsciousofit。”
Bixiou[solemnly]。”Oldman,youaremistaken!Iwishedtostampuponyourbraintheclearestpossibleimageofconstitutionalgovernment”
[alltheclerkslookatBixiou;Poiret,stupefied,gazesathimuneasily],”andalsotokeepmywordtoyou。InsodoingIemployedtheparabolicalmethodofsavages。Listenandcomprehend:WhiletheministersstartdiscussionsintheChambersthatarejustaboutasusefulandasconclusiveastheoneweareengagedin,theadministrationcutsthebuttonsoffthetax-payers。”
All。”Bravo,Bixiou!”
Poiret[whocomprehends]。”Idon’tregretmybuttons。”
Bixiou。”IshallfollowMinard’sexample;Iwon’tpocketsuchapaltrysalaryasmineanylonger;Ishalldeprivethegovernmentofmyco-operation。”[Departsamidgenerallaughter。]
Anotherscenewastakingplaceintheminister’sreception-room,moreinstructivethantheonewehavejustrelated,becauseitshowshowgreatideasareallowedtoperishinthehigherregionsofStateaffairs,andinwhatwaystatesmenconsolethemselves。
DesLupeaulxwaspresentingthenewdirector,MonsieurBaudoyer,totheminister。Anumberofpersonswereassembledinthesalon,——twoorthreeministerialdeputies,afewmenofinfluence,andMonsieurClergeotwhosedivisionwasnowmergedwithLaBillardiere’sunderBaudoyer’sdirection,towhomtheministerwaspromisinganhonorablepension。Afterafewgeneralremarks,thegreateventofthedaywasbroughtup。
Adeputy。”SoyouloseRabourdin?”
DesLupeaulx。”Hehasresigned。”
Clergeot。”Theysayhewantedtoreformtheadministration。”
TheMinister[lookingatthedeputies]。”Salariesarenotreallyinproportiontotheexigenciesofthecivilservice。”
DelaBriere。”AccordingtoMonsieurRabourdin,onehundredclerkswithasalaryoftwelvethousandfrancswoulddobetterandquickerworkthanathousandclerksattwelvehundred。”
Clergeot。”Perhapsheisright。”
TheMinister。”Butwhatistobedone?Themachineisbuiltinthatway。Mustwetakeittopiecesandremakeit?NoonewouldhavethecouragetoattemptthatinfaceoftheChamber,andthefoolishoutcriesoftheOpposition,andthefiercedenunciationsofthepress。
Itfollowsthattherewillhappen,oneofthesedays,somedamaging’solutionofcontinuity’betweenthegovernmentandtheadministration。”
Adeputy。”Inwhatway?”
TheMinister。”Inmanyways。Aministerwillwanttoservethepublicgood,andwillnotbeallowedtodoso。Youwillcreateinterminabledelaysbetweenthingsandtheirresults。Youmayperhapsrenderthetheftofapennyactuallyimpossible,butyoucannotpreventthebuyingandsellingofinfluence,thecollusionsofself-interest。Thedaywillcomewhennothingwillbeconcededwithoutsecretstipulations,whichmayneverseethelight。Moreover,theclerks,oneandall,fromtheleasttothegreatest,areacquiringopinionsoftheirown;theywillsoonbenolongerthehandsofabrain,thescribesofgovernmentalthought;theOppositionevennowtendstowardsgivingthemarighttojudgethegovernmentandtotalkandvoteagainstit。”
Baudoyer[inalowvoice,butmeaningtobeheard]。”Monseigneurisreallyfine。”
DesLupeaulx。”Ofcoursebureaucracyhasitsdefects。Imyselfthinkitslowandinsolent;ithampersministerialaction,stiflesprojects,andarrestsprogress。But,afterall,Frenchadministrationisamazinglyuseful。”
Baudoyer。”Certainly!”
DesLupeaulx。”Ifonlytomaintainthepaperandstampindustries!
Supposeitisratherfussyandprovoking,likeallgoodhousekeepers,——itcanatanymomentrenderanaccountofitsdisbursements。WhereisthemerchantwhowouldnotgladlygivefivepercentofhisentirecapitalifhecouldinsurehimselfagainstLEAKAGE?”
TheDeputy[amanufacturer]。”Themanufacturinginterestsofallnationswouldjoyfullyuniteagainstthatevilgeniusoftheirscalledleakage。”
DesLupeaulx。”Afterall,thoughstatisticsarethechildishfoibleofmodernstatesmen,whothinkthatfiguresareestimates,wemustciphertoestimate。Figuresare,moreover,theconvincingargumentofsocietiesbasedonself-interestandmoney,andthatisthesortofsocietytheCharterhasgivenus,——inmyopinion,atanyrate。Nothingconvincesthe’intelligentmasses’asmuchasarowoffigures。Allthingsinthelongrun,saythestatesmenoftheLeft,resolvethemselvesintofigures。Wellthen,letusfigure”[theministerheregoesoffintoacornerwithadeputy,towhomhetalksinalowvoice]。”TherearefortythousandgovernmentclerksinFrance。Theaverageoftheirsalariesisfifteenhundredfrancs。Multiplyfortythousandbyfifteenhundredandyouhavesixtymillions。Now,inthefirstplace,apublicistwouldcalltheattentionofRussiaandChinawhereallgovernmentofficialssteal,alsothatofAustria,theAmericanrepublics,andindeedthatofthewholeworld,tothefactthatforthispriceFrancepossessesthemostinquisitorial,fussy,ferreting,scribbling,paper-blotting,fault-findingoldhousekeeperofacivilserviceonGod’searth。Notacopperfarthingofthenation’smoneyisspentorhoardedthatisnotorderedbyanote,provedbyvouchers,producedandre-producedonbalance-sheets,andreceiptedforwhenpaid;ordersandreceiptsareregisteredontherolls,andcheckedandverifiedbyanarmyofmeninspectacles。Ifthereistheslightestmistakeintheformofthesepreciousdocuments,theclerkisterrified,forhelivesonsuchminutiae。Somenationswouldbesatisfiedtogetasfarasthis;butNapoleonwentfurther。Thatgreatorganizerappointedsuprememagistratesofacourtwhichisabsolutelyuniqueintheworld。Theseofficialspasstheirdaysinverifyingmoney-orders,documents,roles,registers,lists,permits,custom-housereceipts,payments,taxesreceived,taxesspent,etc。;allofwhichtheclerkswriteorcopy。Thesesternjudgespushthegiftofexactitude,thegeniusofinquisition,thesharp-
sightednessoflynxes,theperspicacityofaccount-bookstothepointofgoingoveralltheadditionsinsearchofsubtractions。Thesesublimemartyrstofigureshavebeenknowntoreturntoanarmycommissary,afteradelayoftwoyears,someaccountinwhichtherewasanerroroftwofarthings。ThisishowandwhyitisthattheFrenchsystemofadministration,thepurestandbestontheglobehasrenderedrobbery,ashisExcellencyhasjusttoldyou,nexttoimpossible,andasforpeculation,itisamyth。Franceatthispresenttimepossessesarevenueoftwelvehundredmillions,andshespendsit。Thatsumentershertreasury,andthatsumgoesoutofit。
Shehandles,therefore,twothousandfourhundredmillions,andallshepaysforthelaborofthosewhodotheworkissixtymillions,——
twoandahalfpercent;andforthatsheobtainsthecertaintythatthereisnoleakage。Ourpoliticalandadministrativekitchencostsussixtymillions,butthegendarmerie,thecourtsoflaw,thegalleysandthepolicecostjustasmuch,andgivenoreturn。Moreover,weemployabodyofmenwhocoulddonootherwork。Wasteanddisorder,ifsuchtherebe,canonlybelegislative;theChambersleadtothemandrenderthemlegal。Leakagefollowsintheformofpublicworkswhichareneitherurgentnornecessary;troopsre-uniformedandgold-lacedoverandoveragain;vesselssentonuselesscruises;
preparationsforwarwithoutevermakingit;payingthedebtsofaState,andnotrequiringreimbursementorinsistingonsecurity。”
Baudoyer。”Butsuchleakagehasnothingtodowiththesubordinateofficials;thisbadmanagementofnationalaffairsconcernsthestatesmenwhoguidetheship。”
TheMinister[whohasfinishedhisconversation]。”ThereisagreatdealoftruthinwhatdesLupeaulxhasjustsaid;butletmetellyou”
[toBaudoyer],”Monsieurledirecteur,thatfewmenseefromthestandpointofastatesman。Toorderexpenditureofallkinds,evenuselessones,doesnotconstitutebadmanagement。Suchactscontributetothemovementofmoney,thestagnationofwhichbecomes,especiallyinFrance,dangeroustothepublicwelfare,byreasonofthemiserlyandprofoundlyillogicalhabitsoftheprovinceswhichhoardtheirgold。”
TheDeputy[wholistenedtodesLupeaulx]。”ButitseemstomethatifyourExcellencywasrightjustnow,andifourcleverfriendhere”
[takesLupeaulxbythearm]”wasnotwrong,itwillbedifficulttocometoanyconclusiononthesubject。”
DesLupeaulx[afterlookingattheminister]。”Nodoubtsomethingoughttobedone。”
DelaBriere[timidly]。”MonsieurRabourdinseemstohavejudgedrightly。”
TheMinister。”IwillseeRabourdin。”
DesLupeaulx。”Thepoormanmadetheblunderofconstitutinghimselfsupremejudgeoftheadministrationandofalltheofficialswhocomposeit;hewantstodoawaywiththepresentstateofthings,andhedemandsthattherebeonlythreeministries。”
TheMinister。”Hemustbecrazy。”
TheDeputy。”HowdoyourepresentinthreeministriestheheadsofallthepartiesintheChamber?”
Baudoyer[withanairthatheimaginedtobeshrewd]。”PerhapsMonsieurRabourdindesiredtochangetheConstitution,whichweowetoourlegislativesovereign。”
TheMinister[thoughtful,takesLaBriere’sarmandleadshimintothestudy]。”IwanttoseethatworkofRabourdin’s,andasyouknowaboutit——”
DelaBriere。”Hehasburnedit。Youallowedhimtobedishonoredandhehasresignedfromtheministry。Donotthinkforamoment,Monseigneur,thatRabourdineverhadtheabsurdthoughtasdesLupeaulxtriestomakeitbelievedtochangetheadmirablecentralizationofpower。”
TheMinister[tohimself]。”Ihavemadeamistake”[issilentamoment]。”Nomatter;weshallneverbelackinginplansforreform。”
DelaBriere。”Itisnotideas,butmencapableofexecutingthemthatwelack。”
DesLupeaulx,thatadroitadvocateofabusescameintotheminister’sstudyatthismoment。”Monseigneur,Istartatonceformyelection。””Waitamoment,”saidhisExcellency,leavingtheprivatesecretaryandtakingdesLupeaulxbythearmintotherecessofawindow。”Mydearfriend,letmehavethatarrondissement,——ifyouwill,youshallbemadecountandIwillpayyourdebts。Later,ifIremainintheministryafterthenewChamberiselected,Iwillfindawaytosendinyournameinabatchforthepeerage。””Youareamanofhonor,andIaccept。”
ThisishowitcametopassthatClementChardindesLupeaulx,whosefatherwasennobledunderLouisXV。,andwhobearethquarterly,first,argent,awolfravisantcarryingalambgules;second,purpure,threemasclesargent,twoandone;third,palyoftwelve,gulesandargent;
fourth,or,onapaleendorsed,threebatonsfleurdelisesgules;
supportedbyfourgriffon’s-clawsjessantfromthesidesoftheescutcheon,withthemotto”EnLupusinHistoria,”wasabletosurmounttheserathersatiricalarmswithacount’scoronet。
Towardsthecloseoftheyear1830MonsieurRabourdindidsomebusinessonhandwhichrequiredhimtovisittheoldministry,wherethebureaushadallbeeningreatcommotion,owingtoageneralremovalofofficials,fromthehighesttothelowest。Thisrevolutionboreheaviest,inpointoffact,uponthelackeys,whoarenotfondofseeingnewfaces。Rabourdinhadcomeearly,knowingallthewaysoftheplace,andhethuschancedtooverhearadialoguebetweenthetwonephewsofoldAntoine,whohadrecentlyretiredonapension。”Well,Laurent,howisyourchiefofdivisiongoingon?””Oh,don’ttalktomeabouthim;Ican’tdoanythingwithhim。HeringsmeuptoaskifIhaveseenhishandkerchieforhissnuff-box。
Hereceivespeoplewithoutmakingthemwait;inshort,hehasn’tabitofdignity。I’moftenobligedtosaytohim:But,monsieur,monsieurlecomteyourpredecessor,forthecreditofthething,usedtopunchholeswithhispenknifeinthearmsofhischairtomakebelievehewasworking。Andhemakessuchamessofhisroom。Ifindeverythingtopsy-turvy。Hehasaverysmallmind。Howaboutyourman?””Mine?Oh,Ihavesucceededintraininghim。Heknowsexactlywherehisletter-paperandenvelopes,hiswood,andhisboxesandalltherestofhisthingsare。Theothermanusedtoswearatme,butthisoneisasmeekasalamb,——still,hehasn’tthegrandstyle!Moreover,heisn’tdecorated,andIdon’tliketoserveachiefwhoisn’t;hemightbetakenforoneofus,andthat’shumiliating。Hecarriestheofficeletter-paperhome,andaskedmeifIcouldn’tgothereandwaitattablewhentherewascompany。””Hey!whatagovernment,mydearfellow!””Yes,indeed;everybodyplayslowinthesedays。””Ihopetheywon’tcutdownourpoorwages。””I’mafraidtheywill。TheChambersarepryingintoeverything。Why,theyevencountthesticksofwood。””Well,itcan’tlastlongiftheygoonthatway。””Hush,we’recaught!somebodyislistening。””Hey!itisthelateMonsieurRabourdin。Ah,monsieur,Iknewyourstep。IfyouhavebusinesstotransacthereIamafraidyouwillnotfindanyonewhoisawareoftherespectthatoughttobepaidtoyou;
LaurentandIaretheonlypersonsremainingabouttheplacewhowerehereinyourday。MessieursCollevilleandBaudoyerdidn’twearoutthemoroccoofthechairsafteryouleft。Heavens,no!sixmonthslatertheyweremadeCollectorsofParis。”
Note——Anagramscannot,ofcourse,betranslated;thatiswhythreeEnglishoneshavebeensubstitutedforsomeinFrench。[Tr。]
ADDENDUM
ThefollowingpersonagesappearinotherstoriesoftheHumanComedy。
Baudoyer,IsidoreTheMiddleClassesCousinPonsBianchon,HoraceFatherGoriotTheAtheist’sMassCesarBirotteauTheCommissioninLunacyLostIllusionsADistinguishedProvincialatParisABachelor’sEstablishmentTheSecretsofaPrincessPierretteAStudyofWomanScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeHonorineTheSeamySideofHistoryTheMagicSkinASecondHomeAPrinceofBohemiaLettersofTwoBridesTheMuseoftheDepartmentTheImaginaryMistressTheMiddleClassesCousinBettyTheCountryParsonInaddition,M。Bianchonnarratedthefollowing:
AnotherStudyofWomanLaGrandeBretecheBidaultknownasGigonnet
GobseckTheVendettaCesarBirotteauTheFirmofNucingenADaughterofEveBixiou,Jean-JacquesThePurseABachelor’sEstablishmentModesteMignonScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeTheFirmofNucingenTheMuseoftheDepartmentCousinBettyTheMemberforArcisBeatrixAManofBusinessGaudissartII。
TheUnconsciousHumoristsCousinPonsBrezacsThe
TheCountryParsonBruel,JeanFrancoisduABachelor’sEstablishmentAStartinLifeAPrinceofBohemiaTheMiddleClassesADistinguishedProvincialatParisADaughterofEveCamps,MadameOctavedeMadameFirmianiAWomanofThirtyADaughterofEveTheMemberforArcisChaboisseauADistinguishedProvincialatParisAManofBusinessChatelet,Marie-Louise-AnaisdeNegrepelisse,BaronneduLostIllusionsADistinguishedProvincialatParisChessel,MadamedeTheLilyoftheValleyCochin,Emile-Louis-Lucien-EmmanuelCesarBirotteauTheFirmofNucingenTheMiddleClassesCollevilleTheMiddleClassesColleville,FlavieMinoret,MadameCousinBettyTheMiddleClassesDespleinTheAtheist’sMassCousinPonsLostIllusionsTheThirteenPierretteABachelor’sEstablishmentTheSeamySideofHistoryModestMignonScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeHonorineDesrochesson
ABachelor’sEstablishmentColonelChabertAStartinLifeAWomanofThirtyTheCommissioninLunacyADistinguishedProvincialatParisScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeTheFirmofNucingenAManofBusinessTheMiddleClassesDutocqTheMiddleClassesFalleix,MartinTheFirmofNucingenFalleix,JacquesTheThirteenScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeFerraud,ComtesseColonelChabertFinot,AndocheCesarBirotteauABachelor’sEstablishmentADistinguishedProvincialatParisScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeAStartinLifeGaudissarttheGreatTheFirmofNucingenFleuryTheMiddleClassesFontaine,ComtedeTheChouansModesteMignonTheBallatSceauxCesarBirotteauFontanon,AbbeASecondHomeHonorineTheMemberforArcisGaudron,AbbeHonorineAStartinLifeGobseck,Jean-EstherVanGobseckFatherGoriotCesarBirotteauTheUnconsciousHumoriistsGodard,JosephTheMiddleClassesGranson,AthanaseJealousiesofaCountryTownGruget,MadameEtienneTheThirteenABachelor’sEstablishmentKeller,FrancoisDomesticPeaceCesarBirotteauEugenieGrandetTheMemberforArcisLaBastielaBriere,ErnestdeModesteMignonLaBillardiere,Athanase-Jean-Francois-Michel,BaronFlametdeTheChouansCesarBirotteauLaudigeoisTheMiddleClassesLouisXVIII。,Louis-Stanislas-XavierTheChouansTheSeamySideofHistoryTheGondrevilleMysteryScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeTheBallatSceauxTheLilyoftheValleyColonelChabertLupeaulx,ClementChardindesTheMuseoftheDepartmentEugenieGrandetABachelor’sEstablishmentADistinguishedProvincialatParisScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeUrsuleMirouetMetivierLostIllusionsTheMiddleClassesMinard,Auguste-Jean-FrancoisTheFirmofNucingenTheMiddleClassesMinard,MadameTheMiddleClassesMinorets,TheThePeasantryMitralCesarBirotteauNathan,MadameRaoulTheMuseoftheDepartmentLostIllusionsADistinguishedProvincialatParisScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeABachelor’sEstablishmentUrsuleMirouetEugenieGrandetTheImaginaryMistressAPrinceofBohemiaADaughterofEveTheUnconsciousHumoristsPhellionTheMiddleClassesPoiret,theelderFatherGoriotAStartinLifeScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeTheMiddleClassesRabourdin,XavierAttheSignoftheCatandRacketCesarBirotteauTheMiddleClassesRabourdin,MadameTheCommissioninLunacyRubempre,Lucien-ChardondeLostIllusionsADistinguishedProvincialatParisUrsuleMirouetScenesfromaCourtesan’sLifeSaillardTheMiddleClassesSamanonADistinguishedProvincialatParisAManofBusinessCousinBettySchinner,HippolyteThePurseABachelor’sEstablishmentPierreGrassouAStartinLifeAlbertSavarusModesteMignonTheImaginaryMistressTheUnconsciousHumoristsSommervieux,TheodoredeAttheSignoftheCatandRacketModesteMignonThuillierTheMiddleClassesThuillier,Marie-Jeanne-BrigitteTheMiddleClassesThuillier,Louis-JeromeTheMiddleClasses
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