Thewhole-souledadmirationintheCaptain’svoicemadethehousekeeperblushlikeagirl。”Don’tsayaword,Cap’nEri,”sheprotested。”It’sbeenjestapleasuretome,honest。I’vehadmorecomfortand——well,peace,youmightsay,senceI’vebeeninthishousethanI’vehadaforeforyears。””WhenIthink,”saidtheCaptain,”ofwhatwemighthavegotforthatadvertisement,Iswanitmakesmyhaircurl。Advertisin’thatwayinthatkindofapaper,whywemighthavehada——aplayactress,orIdon’tknowwhat,landedonus。Seems’siftherewasaProvidenceinit:seems’sifyouwaskindofSENT——there!””Idon’tknowwhatyoumustthinkofmeanswerin’anadvertisementforahusbandthatway。Itmakesme’shamedofmyselfwhenIthinkofit,Ideclare。Andinthatkindofapaper,too。””I’vewonderedmoretimesthanafewhowyouevergotaholdofthatpaper。’Tain’toneyou’dseeeverydaynat’rally,youknow。”
  Mrs。Snowpausedbeforesheanswered。Thenshesaidslowly,”Well,I’ms’prisedyouain’taskedthatafore。Ihaven’tsaidmuchaboutmyselfsenceI’vebeenhere,fornop’tic’larreasonthatIknowof,exceptthattherewasn’tmuchtotellanditwasn’taveryinterestin’yarntootherfolks。Myhusband’snamewasJubalSnow——””Youdon’tsay!”exclaimedtheCaptain。”Why,Jerryusedtoknowhim。””Ishouldn’twonder。JubalknewalotoffolksontheCapehere。
  Hewasagoodhusband——nobetteranywheres——andheandIhadagoodlifetogetherlongashewaswell。I’vesailedagoodmanyv’yageswithhim,andIfeelprettynighasmuchathomeonthewaterasI
  doonland。Ourtroublewasthesamethatagoodmanyfolkshave;
  wedidn’tcal’latethatfairweatherwouldn’tlastallthetime,that’sall。”Itwasn’thisfaultanymorethan’twasmine。Wesavedalittlemoney,butnotenough,asitturnedout。Well,hewastookdownsickandhadtogiveupgoin’tosea,andwehadalittleplaceoverinNantucket,andsettleddownonit。Fustalong,Jubalwasabletodoalittlefarmin’andsoon,andwegotalongprettywell,butbyandbyhegotsohewa’n’tabletowork,andthen’twasharder。Whatlittlewe’dsavedwentfordoctor’sbillsandthis,that,andt’other。Hedidn’tliketohavemeleavehim,soI
  couldn’tearnmuchofanything,andfin’llywecometowheresomethin’hadtobedonerightaway,andwetalkedthethingoveranddecidedtomortgagethehouse。Themoneywegotonthemortgagelasteduntilhedied。”Hehadalittlelifeinsurance,notenough,ofcourse,butalittle。Hewasplannin’totakeonmore,butsomehowitneverseemedasifhecoulddie,hesobigandstrong,andweputitoffuntilhegotsohecouldn’tpasstheexamination。WhentheinsurancemoneycomeItookittoJedgeBriar,amightygoodfriendofJubal’sandmineandtheonethatheldthemortgageonthehouse,andItoldhimIwantedtopayoffthemortgagewithit,so’sI’dhavethehousefreeandclear。ButtheJedgeadvisedmenotto,saidthemortgagewascostin’meonlysixpercent。,andwhydidn’tIputthemoneywhere’twaslikelytobeagoodinvestmentthatwouldpaymeeightortenpercent。?ThenI’dbemakin’money,hesaid。Iaskedhimtoinvestitforme,andheputitintotheBayShoreLandCompany,wheremostofhisownwas。””Sho!Iwanttoknow!”brokeintheCaptain。”Hedid,hey!Well,Ihadsomethere,too,andsodidPerez。Preciousfewfam’liesontheCapethatdidn’t。””Yes,hethought’twasthesafestandbestplaceheknewof。Theofficersbein’sonsofCapepeopleandtheirfatherssuchfinemen,everybodysaid’twasallright。Igotmydividendsreg’larforawhile,andIwentoutnussin’anddidsewin’andgotalongreelwell。Ikeptthinkin’somedayI’dbeabletopayoffthemortgageandIputawaywhatlittleIcouldtowardsit,butthen_I_wastooksickandthatmoneywent,andthentheLandCompanywentupthespout。”
  TheCaptainnodded。Thefailureofthecompanyhadbroughtpovertytohundredsofwidows。Mrs。Snow’scasewasbutanotherinstance。”Letmesee,”saidthelady。”WherewasI?Oh,yes!theLandCompany’sfailin’。Well,itfailedandtheinsurancemoneywentwithit。Itwasdiscouragin’,ofcourse,butIhadmyhouse,exceptforthemortgage,andIhadmyhealthagain,and,ifIdosayit,Iain’tafraidofwork,soIjestmadeupmymindtherewasnousecryin’overspiltmilk,andthatImustgitalongandbegintosavealloveragain。ThenJedgeBriardiedandhisnephewuptoBostoncomeintotheproperty。Iwasbehindinmypaymentsalittle,andtheysentmewordtheyshouldforeclosethemortgage,andtheydid。””Well,Iswan!Themeansculpins!Didn’tyouhaveNOBODYyoucouldgoto;norelationsnornothin’?””I’vegotabrotheroutinChicago,buthemarriedrichandhiswifedoesn’tcaremuchforherhusband’srelations。Ineversawherbutonce,andthenoneofthefirstthingssheaskedmewasifitwastruethattherewasmorecrazypeopleinNantucketthaninanyotherplaceofitssizeonearth,andaforeIcouldanswersheaskedmewhatmade’emcrazy。ItoldherIdidn’tknowunlessitwasanswerin’cityfolks’questions。Shedidn’tlikethatverywell,andIhaven’theardfromJob——that’smybrother——foralongtime。Allmyothernearrelationsaredead。”Sotheyforeclosedthemortgage,andgavemenoticetomoveout。
  Ipackedmythings,andwateredmyflowers——Ihadquiteaprettyflowergarden——forthelasttime,andthencomeinandsetdownintherockertowaitforthewagonthatwasgoin’tomoveme。Igottothinkin’howproudJubalandmewaswhenweboughtthathouseandhowweplannedaboutfixin’itup,andhowourbabythatdiedwasborninit,andhowJubalhimselfhaddiedthere,andtoldmethathewasgladhewasleavin’meahome,atanyrate;andIgotsolonesomeanddiscouragedthatIjestcried,Icouldn’thelpit。
  ButI’veneverfoundthatcryin’didmuchgood,soIwipedmyeyesandlookedforsomethin’toreadtotakeupmymind。AndthatChimepaperwaswhatItookup。”Yousee,there’dbeenabigexcursionfromBostondownthedaybefore,andsomeofthefolkscomedownmywaytohaveasortofpicnic。Twoof’em,factorygirlsfromBrockton,theywas,cometothehouseforadrinkofwater。Theyweregigglin’,foolishenoughcritters,butIasked’emin,andtheyeattheirlunchesonmytable。TheylefttwoorthreestorypapersandthatChimethingwhentheywentaway。”Well,Ilookeditover,andalmostthefirstthingIsawwasthatadvertisementsigned’Skipper。’Itdidn’treadliketheothertrashythingsinthere,anditsoundedhonest。AndallofasuddenitcomeovermethatI’danswerit。Iwaslonesomeandtiredandsortofdidn’tcare,andIanswereditrightoffwithoutwaitin’
  anotherminute。That’sallthereistotell。WhenIcomeheretobehousekeeperIwrotethefolksthat’stakin’careofmyfurniture——they’rereelkindpeople;Iwasgoin’toboardthereifIhadstayedinNantucket——tokeepittillIcomeback。There!I
  meanttotellyouthislongago,andIdon’tknowwhyIhaven’t。”
  TheCaptainknewwhyshehadn’t。Itwaseasytoreadbetweenthelinesthetaleoftheyearsofdisappointmentandanxiety。Suchstoriesarenoteasytotell,andherespectedthewidowmorethaneverforthesimplewayinwhichshehadtoldhers。”ThatLandCompanybus’ness,”hesaid,”carriedoffagoodlotofCapeCodmoney。IneversawbutonemanthatIthoughtwasgladitbusted,andthatwasoldCalebWeeks,overtoHarniss。Theoldmanwasrich,butcloser’nthebarkofatree——he’dskinafleaforthehideandtaller——andusedtobeahardcaseintothebargain。
  Onetimetheyhadabigrevivaloverthereandhegotreligion。
  TheboysusedtosaywhatcaughtCalebwastheminister’ssayin’
  salvationwasfree。Well,anyhow,hegotconvertedandj’inedthechurch。Thatwasallright,onlywhilethefitwasfreshhepledgedhimselftogivefivehundreddollarstohelpbuildthenewchapel。Whenhecooleddownalittlehewassorry,andeverytimethey’dhintathiscomin’downwiththecash,he’dbackandfill,andputitoffforaspell。WhentheLandCompanywentuphewastheonlyhappyoneintown,’causehesaidhe’dlostallhismoney。
  Course,underthecircumstances,theycouldn’taskhimtopay,sohedidn’t。FromwhatIhearhelostasmuchasfiftydollars。”
  Theybothlaughed,andMrs。Snowwasabouttoanswerwhenshewasinterrupted。”Eri,”saidaweakvoice。”Eri。”
  TheCaptainstarted,turnedsharply,andsawthesickmanwatchinghim,hiseyesfixedandunwavering。”Eri,”saidJohnBaxteragain,”comehere。”
  Mrs。Snowhurriedtoherpatient,butthelatterimpatientlybadeherlethimalone。”Notyou,”hesaid,”IwantEri。”
  CaptainEristoopeddownbesidethebed。”Whatisit,John?”heasked。”Eris’poseGodcalledyoutobreakman’slawandkeephis,whatwouldyoudo?”
  TheCaptainglancedanxiouslyatthehouse-keeper。Thenhesaidsoothingly:”Oh,that’sallright,John。Don’tworry’boutthat。Youandmesettledthatlongago。Howareyoufeelin’now?””Iknow,Iknow,”withthemonotonouspersistenceofthosewhosemindsarewandering,——andthencleanlyoncemore,”Eri,I’vebeencalled。””Ssh-h!That’sallright,John;that’sallright。Don’tyouwantMrs。Snowtofixyourpiller?P’rapsyou’dlayalittleeasier,then。Now,Mrs。Snow,ifyou’lljestturnitwhileIlifthim。
  So;that’sbetternow,ain’tit,shipmate,hey?”Butthesickmanmutteredanunintelligiblesomething,andrelapsedoncemoreintothehalf-doze,half-stuporthatwashisusualstate。
  CaptainErisighedinrelief。”Thatwasqueer,wa’n’tit?”heobserved。”He’shadtwoorthreeofthosespellsinthelastdayortwo,”wastheanswer。
  TheCaptainwonderedwhathisfriendmighthavesaidduringthose”spells,”buthewasafraidtoinquire。Instead,heasked,”Whatdidthedoctorsaywhenhewasherethismornin’?””Nothin’veryhopeful。Iaskedhimplainwhathethoughtofthecase,andheansweredjestasplain。HesaidCap’nBaxterhadfaileddreadfulinthelastweek,andthathewouldn’tbes’prisedifhedroppedoffmostanytime。Thenagain,hesaidhemightliveformonths。””Isee,Isee。”
  Theyweresilentforawhile,watchingthesickman,whosesleep,orstupor,wasnotastranquilasusual。Twoorthreetimeshiseyesopened,andhemutteredaudibly。”Ineversawhimsorestlessafore,”commentedCaptainErianxiously。”Hewassolastnight。””DidElsieseehim?””No,Iwasalonehere,andshewasasleepinthenextroom。Igotupandshutthedoor。”
  TheCaptainglancedkeenlyatthehousekeeper,butherfacewasplacidandinscrutable。Heshifteduneasilyandthensaid,”Elsie’slateto-night,ain’tshe?Iwonderwhat’skeepin’her。””Schoolwork,Is’pose。She’sworkin’harder’nsheoughtto,I
  think。””FIRE!”
  Thewordwasshouted,andtheroomrangwithit。JohnBaxter,whoseweaknesshadhithertobeensogreatthathecouldnotturnhimselfinbed,wasleaningonhiselbowandpointingwithoutstretchedfingertotheopenstovedoor。”Fire!”heshoutedagain。”It’sblazin’!It’sburnin’!It’swipin’theplaguespotfromtheearth。Ihearyou,Lord!I’mold,butIhearyou,andyourservant’sready。Wherewillitbeto-
  morrer?Gone!burntup!andthewaysofthewickedshan’tprevail。”
  Theyforcedhimbackonthepillow,buthefoughtthemfiercelyforamomentortwo。Aftertheythoughttheyhadquietedhim,hebrokeoutagain,talkingrapidlyandclearly。”Ihearthecall,Lord,”hesaid。”Ithanktheeforshowin’ittomeinyourBook。’Andtheyburntalltheircitieswhereintheydwelt,andalltheirgoodlycastles,withfire。’Withfire!Withfire!””Ssh-h!There,there,John!Don’ttalkso,”entreatedtheCaptain。”Where’sthekerosene?”continuedtheoldman。”Andthematches?
  Nowsoftly,softly。Theshavin’s。It’sdark。Here,inthecorner。Ah,ha!ah,ha!’Andalltheirgoodlycastleswithfire!’
  Now,WebSaunders,youwickedman!Now!Burn!I’vedoneit,Lord!I’vedoneit!””Hush!”almostshoutedtheagonizedCaptainEri。”Hush,John!Bestill!””There,there,Cap’nBaxter,”saidMrs。Snowsoothingly,layingherhandonthesickman’sforehead。Somehow,thetouchseemedtoquiethim;hiseyeslosttheirfire,andhemutteredabsentlythathewastired。Thentheeyesclosedandhelaystill,breathingheavily。”Landoflove!”exclaimedtheCaptain。”Thatwasawful!Hadn’tI
  bettergoforthedoctor?””Idon’tthinkso,unlesshegitsworse。Hehadjestsuchaturn,asItoldyou,lastnight。””Didhetalklikehedidjestnow?””Jestthesame。””’Boutthesamethings?””Yes。”
  TheCaptaingasped。”Thenyouknew!”hesaid。”Thathesetthebilliardroomafire?Yes。I’vealwaysrathersuspicionedthathedid,andlastnight,ofcourse,mademesureofit。””Well,well!Youhaven’tsaidnothin’’boutittoanybody?””Ofcoursenot。””No,’courseyouhaven’t。Youmustexcuseme——I’mkindofupset,I
  guess。Dear!dear!Didyouthink_I_knewit?””Isortofguessedthatyoudid。””Well,Idid。I’veknowniteversencethatnighthewasfound。
  HehadhiscoatonwhenIfoundhim,and’twasallburnt,andtherewasanemptykerosenebottleinhispocket。Ihidthecoat,andthrewthebottleaway,andturnedhimsohewasfacin’towardsthesaloon’steadoffromit。AndIliedwhenItoldthedoctorthathewasjestashefell。There!themurder’sout!Now,whatdoyouthinkofme?””Think?Ithinkyoudidexactlyright。””YouDO?””Isartinlydo。””Well,Isnum!I’vebeenoverthatthingtimeandtimeagain,andI’vefeltlikeIwassortofafirebugmyselfsometimes。I’veheardfolkslayin’ittofustoneandthentheother,andcal’latin’thatWebdidithimselftogittheinsurance,andallthetimeI’veknownwhoreallydiddoit,andhaven’tsaidanything。Ijestcouldn’t。Yousee,Johnandme’sbeenbrothersalmost。ButIdidn’ts’poseanybodyelsewouldseeitthesameway。””Cap’nEri,doyous’poseIblameyoufortryin’tokeepyourbestfriendoutoftroublethathegotintobybein’——well——outofhishead。Why,landofmercy!Heain’tnomoretobeheldresponsiblethanababy。YoudidwhatI’dhavedoneifI’dbeeninyourplace,andIrespectyouforit。”
  TheCaptain’svoiceshookasheanswered:”MarthySnow,”hesaid,”you’rethekindofwomanthatI’dliketohavehadforasister。”
  Itwasperhapsahalf-hourlaterwhenCaptainEristartedfortheschoolhousetobringElsiehome。JohnBaxterhadnotwakened,andMrs。Snowsaidshewasnotafraidtoremainalonewithhim。ThethawhadturnedtoalightrainandtheCaptaincarriedanumbrella。
  Itwasdarkbythistime,andwhenhecameinsightoftheschoolhousehesawalightinthewindow。
  Oneofthescholars——abynomeansbrilliantone——whoseprincipaleducationalachievementwasthefrequencywithwhichhesucceededinbeing”keptafterschool,”wasseatedonthefence,doinghisbesttowhittleittopieceswithanewjackknife。”Hello,sonny!”saidtheCaptain。”MissPrestongoneyit?””No,sheain’t,”repliedtheboy,continuingtowhittle。”She’supthere。Mr。Saundersisthere,too。””Saunders?WEBSAUNDERS?””Yup。Iseehimgointherealittlewhileago。”CaptainEristartedtowardtheschoolhouseatarapidpace;thenhesuddenlystopped;andthen,assuddenly,walkedonagain。Allatoncehedroppedhisumbrellaandstruckonehandintothepalmoftheotherwithasmack。
  Whenhereachedthedoor,heleanedtheumbrellainthecornerandwalkedupthestairsverysoftly,indeed。
  CHAPTERXVI
  ABUSINESSCALL
  Thatenterprisingbusinessman,Mr。”Web”Saunders,openedthedoorofhisrenovatedbilliardroomalittlelaterthanusualthenextmorning。ItwascommonreportaboutthevillagethatMr。Saundersoccasionallysampledthecontentsofsomeofthe”originalpackages”
  which,bearingthenameandaddressofaBostonwholesaleliquordealer,cametohimbyexpressatirregularintervals。Itwasalsoreported,probablybyunreliabletotalabstainers,thatduringthese”sampling”seasonshistemperwasnotofthebest。PerhapsMrs。
  Saundersmighthavesaidsomethingconcerningthisreportifshehadbeensodisposed,butunlessadiscoloredeyemightbetakenasevidence,sheneverofferedany。Theinjurytohereyesheexplainedbysayingthatsomething”flewupandhither。”Thiswasnodoubttrue。
  But,gossipaside,Mr。Saundersdidnotseemingoodhumoronthisparticularmorning。Ayellowcur,ofnondescriptbreed,takensincethefire,inpaymentofadebtfrom”Squealer”Wixon,whohaddescribeditasa”fust-classwatchdog,”rosefromitsbedbehindthecigarcounter,yawned,stretched,andcameslinkingovertogreetitsmaster。”Web”forciblyhoisteditoutofthedooronthetoeofhisboot。Itsyelpofpainedsurpriseseemedtoaffordthebusinessmanconsiderablerelief,forhemovedmorebrisklyafterward,andproceededtosweepthefloorwithsomedegreeofspeed。
  Theforenoontradeatthebilliardroomwasneververylively,andthisforenoonwasnoexception。”Bluey”Batcheldordriftedin,steppedintothelittleroomthedoorofwhichwaslettered”IceCreamParlor,”andbusiedhimselfwithaglassandbottleforafewmoments。Thenhehelpedhimselftoacigarfromtheshowcase,andtoldhisfriendto”chalkitup。”ThisMr。Saundersdidn’tseemtocaretodo,andtherewasalivelyargument。Atlength”Bluey’s”
  promiseto”squareupinadayorso”wasaccepted,underprotest,andthecustomerdeparted。
  Athalf-pasteleventhemanofbusinesswasdozinginachairbythestove,andthe”watchdog,”havingfounditchillyoutsideandventuringin,wasdozingnearhim。Thebellattachedtothedoorrangvigorously,andbothdogandmanawokewithastart。ThevisitorwasCaptainEri。
  Now,theCaptainwasperhapsthelastpersonwhomtheproprietorofthebilliardroomexpectedtosee,butastrangerneverwouldhaveguessedit。Infact,thestrangermightreasonablyhavesupposedthatthevisitorwasMr。Saunders’dearestfriend,andthathiscallwasapleasurelonglookedforwardto。”Why,Cap’n!”exclaimed”Web,””howareyou?Putherthere!I’mgladtoseeyoulookin’sowell。Isaidto’Squealer’theotherday,s’I,’Squealer,IneverseeamanholdhisagelikeCap’nHedge。I’llbeblessedifhelooksadayoverforty,’Isays。
  Takeoffyourcoat,won’tyou?”
  Somehoworother,theCaptainmusthavelostsightof”Web’s”
  extendedhand。Certainly,thehandwaslargeenoughtobeseen,buthedidnottakeit。Hedid,however,accepttheinvitationtoremovehiscoat,and,slippingoutofthefadedbrownpeajacket,threwitonasetteeatthesideoftheroom。Hisfacewassternandhismannerquiet,andinspiteOfMr。Saunders’flatteringreferencetohisyouthfulappearance,thismorninghelookedatleastmorethanadaypastforty。
  But,ifCaptainEriwasmorethanusuallyquietandreserved,”Web”
  wasunchanged,and,ifhenoticedthatthehandshakewasdeclined,saidnothingaboutit。Hissmilewassweetnessitself,asheobserved,”Well,Cap’n,mightymod’rateweatherwe’rehavingforthistimeofyear,ain’tit?What’snewdownyourway?That’sright,haveachair。”
  TheCaptainhadnodoubtanticipatedthiscordialinvitation,forheseatedhimselfbeforeitwasgiven,and,crossinghislegs,extendedhisdrippingrubberbootstowardthefire。Therainwasstillfalling,anditbeatagainstthewindowsofthesalooningusts。”Web,”saidCaptainEri,”setdownaminute。Iwanttotalktoyou。””Why,sure!”exclaimedthegenialmanofbusiness,pullingupanotherchair。”Haveacigar,won’tyou?Youdon’tcometoseemeveryoften,andIfeel’sthoughweoughttocelebrate。Ha!ha!ha!””No,Iguessnot,thankyou,”wastheanswer。”I’llsmokemypipe,ifit’sallthesametoyou。”
  Mr。Saundersdidn’tmindintheleast,butthoughthewouldhaveacigarhimself。SohelitoneandsmokedinsilenceastheCaptainfilledhispipe。”Web”knewthatthiswassomethingmorethananordinarysocialvisit。CaptainEri’scallsatthebilliardroomwerefewandfarbetween。TheCaptain,forhispart,knewwhathiscompanionwasthinking,andthepairwatchedeachotherthroughthesmoke。
  Thepipedrewwell,andtheCaptainsentabluecloudwhirlingtowardtheceiling。Thenheaskedsuddenly,”Web,howmuchmoneyhasElsiePrestonpaidyoualtogether?”
  Mr。Saundersstartedtheleastbit,andhissmalleyesnarrowedatrifle。Buttheinnocentsurpriseinhisreplywasatreattohear。”Elsie?PaidME?”heasked。”Yes。Howmuchhasshepaidyou?””Idon’tknowwhatyoumean。””Yes,youdo。She’sbeenpayin’youmoneyreg’larformore’namonth。Iwanttoknowhowmuchitis。””Now,Cap’nHedge,Idon’tknowwhatyou’retalkin’about。
  Nobody’spaidmeacentexceptthemthat’sowedme。Whodidyousay?ElsiePreston?That’stheschool-teacher,ain’tit?””Web,you’realiar,andalwayswas,butyouneedn’tlietomethismornin’,’causeitwon’tbehealthy;Idon’tfeellikehearin’it。
  Youunderstandthat,doyou?”
  Mr。Saundersthoughtittimetoblusteralittle。Herosetohisfeetthreateningly。”Cap’nHedge,”hesaid,”noman’llcallmealiar。””There’sapreciousfewthatcallsyouanythingelse。””You’reanoldman,orI’d——””NeveryoumindhowoldIam。AminuteagoyousaidIdidn’tlookmore’nforty;maybeIdon’tfeelanyolder,either。””IfthatPrestongirlhastoldyouany——””Shehasn’ttoldmeanything。Shedoesn’tknowthatIknowanything。ButIdoknow。Iwasintheentryupstairsattheschoolhouseforabouttenminuteslastnight。”
  Mr。Saunders’startwasperceptiblethistime。Hestoodforamomentwithoutspeaking。Thenhejerkedthechairaround,threwhimselfintoit,andsaidcautiously,”Well,whatofit?””IcomeupfromthehousetogitElsiehome’cause’twasrainin’。
  Iwastoldyouwaswithher,andIthoughttherewassomethin’
  crookedgoin’on;factis,Ihadasuspicionwhat’twas。SowhenI
  gotuptothedoorIdidn’tgoinrightaway;Ijeststoodoutside。””Listenin’,hey!Spyin’!””Yup。Idon’tthinkmuchoffolksthatlistens,gin’rallyspeakin’,butthere’stimeswhenIb’lieveinit。WhenI’mfoolin’withasnakeI’djestassoonhithimfrombehindasinfront。Ididn’thearmuch,butIheardenoughtoletmeknowthatyou’dbeentakin’
  moneyfromthatgirlrightalong。AndIthinkIknowwhy。””Youdo,hey?””Yup。”
  ThenMr。Saundersaskedthequestionthatabiggerrascalthanhehadaskedsomeyearsbefore。Heleanedbackinhischair,tookapullathiscigar,andsaidsneeringly,”Well,whatareyougoin’
  todo’boutit?””I’mgoin’tostopit,andI’mgoin’tomakeyougivethemoneyback。Howmuchhasshepaidyou?””Noneofyourd——nbus’ness。”
  TheCaptainrosetohisfeet。Mr。Saunderssprangup,also,andreachedforthecoalshovel,evidentlyexpectingtrouble。Butifhefearedaphysicalassault,hisfearwasgroundless。CaptainErimerelytookuphiscoat。”Maybeitain’tnoneofmybus’ness,”hesaid。”Iain’tas’lectmannorsheriff。Butthere’ssuchthingsintown,andp’rapsthey’llbeint’rested。SeemstomethatI’veheardthatblackmailin’hasgotfolksintoState’sprisonaforenow。””Isthatso?Neverheardthatfolksthatsetfiretootherpeople’sprop’tygotthere,didyou?Yes,andfolksthathelps’emgitsthere,too,sometimes。Whowasithidacoataspellago?”
  ItwasCaptainEri’sturntostart。Hehesitatedamoment,tossedthepeajacketbackonthesetteeandsatdownoncemore。Mr。
  Saunderswatchedhim,grinningtriumphantly。”Well?”hesaidwithasneer。”Acoat,yousay?””Yes,acoat。Maybeyouknowwhohidit;Icanguess,myself。
  Thatcoatwasburnedsome。Howdoyous’poseitgotburned?Andsay!whousedtowearabigwhitehatroundthesediggin’s?Ah,ha!Whodid?”
  TherewasnodoubtabouttheCaptain’sstartthistime。Hewheeledsharplyinhischair,andlookedatthespeaker。”Humph!”heexclaimed。”Youfoundthathat,didyou?””That’swhatIdone!AndwheredoyouthinkIfoundit?Why,rightatthebackofmyshedwherethefirestarted。Andthere’dbeenapileofshavin’sthere,too,andthere’dbeenkeroseneon’em。Whosmashedthebottleoverinthefield,hey?”
  CaptainEriseemedtobethinking。”Web”evidentlysethisowninterpretationonthissilence,forhewenton,raisinghisvoiceashedidso。”DidyouthinkIwasfoolenoughnottoknowwhosetthatfire?I
  knewthenightsheburned,andwhenImetDr。Palmerjestcomin’
  fromyourhouse,andhetoldmehowoldBaxterwastooksickgoin’
  tothefire——oh,yes,GOIN’——Iwentuponthathillrightoff,andIhuntedandIfoundthings,andwhatIfoundIkept。AndwhatI
  foundwhenIpulledthatburnedshedtopiecesIkept,too。AndI’vegot’emyit!””Youhave,hey?Dear!dear!””YoubetIhave!Andsomebody’sgoin’topayfor’em。Goin’topay,pay,PAY!Isthatplain?”
  TheCaptainmadenoanswer。Hethrusthishandsintohispocketsandlookedatthestovedolefully,soitseemedtothemanofbusiness。”FustoffIthoughtI’dhavetheoldcussjailed,”continuedMr。
  Saunders。”Then,thinksI,’No,thatwon’tpaymeformybuildin’
  andmybus’nesshurtandallthat。’SoIwaitedforBaxtertogitwell,meanin’tomakehimpayorgotothejug。Buthestayedsicka-purpose,Ib’lieve,themean,white-headed,psalm-singin’——”
  CaptainErimoveduneasilyandbrokein,”Yougotyourinsurancemoney,didn’tyou?””Yes,Idid,butwhosefaultisthat?’Twa’n’this,noranyotherdarned’Come-Outer’s。’Itdon’tpaymeformytrouble,noritdon’tmakemesquarewiththegang。Igen’rallygitevensometimeor’nother,andI’llgitsquarenow。Whenthatgirlcomehere,swellin’’roundandputtin’onairs,Iseemychance,andtoldhertopayuporhergranddadwouldbeshovedintoOstablejail。Thatgiveherthejumps,Itellyou!””Youwroteheraletter,didn’tyou?””YoubetIdid!Shecome’roundtoseemeinahurry。Saidshedidn’thavenomoney。Itoldherhergranddaddid,anshecouldgitthatorgotoworkandearnsome。Iguessshethoughtshe’drutherwork。Oh,I’vegotherandherprayin’,house-burnin’
  granddadwhereIwant’em,andI’vegotyou,too,EriHedge,stickin’youroarin。Talktome’boutblackmail!FortwocentsI’djailtheoldmanandyou,too!”
  ThiswastherealMr。Saunders。Heusuallykeptthissideofhisnatureforhomeuse;hiswifewaswellacquaintedwithit。
  CaptainEriwasevidentlyfrightened。Hismannerhadbecomealmostapologetic。”Well,”hesaid,”Iwouldn’tdothatifIwasyou,Web。IheardyoutellElsielastnightshewa’n’tpayin’youenough,andI
  thought——””Iknowwhatyouthought。Youthoughtyoucouldscareme。Youdidn’tknowIhadthecoatandhat,didyou?Well,whatIsaidI
  standby。ThegirlAIN’Tpayin’meenough。Fourteendollarsaweekshegits,andshe’sonlybeengivin’upten。Iwantmore。I
  want——”
  ButhereCaptainEriinterruptedhim。”Iguessthat’lldo,”hesaidcalmly。”You’vetoldmewhatI
  wantedtoknow。TendollarsaweeksencethemiddleofNovember。
  ’Boutseventydollars,roughfiggerin’。Now,then,handitover。””What?””Handoverthatseventydollars。””Handoverhell!Whatareyoutalkin’’bout?”
  TheCaptainroseand,leaningover,shookhisforefingerinMr。
  Saunders’flabbyredface。”Youlow-lived,thievin’rascal,”hesaid,”I’mgivin’youachanceyoudon’tdeserve。Eitheryou’llpaymethatmoneyyou’vestolefromthatgirlorI’llwalkoutofthatdoor,andwhenIcomeinagainthesheriff’llbewithme。Now,which’llitbe?Thinkquick。”
  Web’striumphantexpressionwasgone,andrageandmalicehadtakenitsplace。Hesaw,now,thattheCaptainhadtrickedhimintotellingmorethanheought。Butheburstoutagain,trippingoverwordsinhisexcitement。”Think!”heyelled。”Idon’tneedtothink。Bringinyoursheriff。I’llmarchdowntoyourhouseandI’llshowhimthemanthatsetfiretomybuildin’。What’llyouandthatsnivelin’
  granddaughterofhisdothen?Youmakeofftothinkaturriblelotoftheoldprayer-machine’causehe’syourchum。How’dyouliketoseehimtookupforafirebug,hey?””Iain’tafraidofthat。””Youain’t?YouAIN’T!Whynot?””’Causehe’sgonewhereyoucan’tgitathim。HediedjestaforeI
  leftthehouse。”
  Mr。Saunders’brandishedfistfellheavilyonthearmofhischair。
  Hisfaceturnedwhiteinpatches,andthenflamedredagain。”Died!”hegasped。”Died。””You——you’realiar!””No,Iain’t。JohnBaxter’sdead。Hewasachumofmine——you’rerightthere——andifI’dknownasneaklikeyouwasafterhimI’dhavebeenherelongaforethis。Why,you——”
  TheCaptain’svoiceshook,butherestrainedhimselfandwenton。”Now,youseewhereyoustand,don’tyou?Long’sJohnlivedyouhadtheprooftoconvicthim;I’llownuptothatmuch。Ihidthecoat;Ismashedthebottle。ThehatIdidn’tknow’bout。Imighthavetoldyouatfustthatallthatdidn’tamounttoanything,butIthoughtI’dwaitandletyoutellmewhatmoreIwantedtoknow。
  JohnBaxter’sgone,poorfeller,andallyourproofain’tworthacent。Notoneredcent。Understand?”
  ItwasquiteevidentthatMr。Saundersdidunderstand,forhiscountenanceshowedit。Buttheblusterwasnotoutofhimyet。”Allright,”hesaid。”Anyhow,thegirl’sleft,andifshedon’tpayI’llshowhergranddadupforwhathewas。AndI’llshowyouup,too。Yes,Iwill!”heshouted,asthispossibilitybegantodawnonhim。”I’llletfolksknowhowyouhidthatcoatand——andalltherestofit。””No,youwon’t。””Whywon’tI?””’Causeyouwon’tdareto。You’vebeenhittin’atasickmanthroughagirl;neitherof’emcouldhitback。Butnowyou’redoin’bus’nesswithme,andIain’tsick。Ifyouopenyourmouthtoanybody,——ifyouletasoulknowwhosetthatfire,——I’llwalkstraighttoJedgeBaker,andI’lltellhimthewholestory。I’lltellhimwhatIdidandwhyIdidit。AndTHENI’lltellhimwhatyoudid——howyoubulliedmoneyoutofthatgirlthathadn’tnomoretodowiththefirethanababy。Ifitcomestofacin’ajuryI’lltakemychances,buthow’boutyou?You,runnin’atownnuisancethatthes’lectmenaretalkin’ofstoppin’already;sellin’rumbythedrinkwhenyourlicensesaysitshan’tbesold’ceptbythebottle。Where’llYOURcharacterlandyouonachargeofblackmail?”Andanotherthing。ThefolksinthistownknewJohnBaxteraforehewaslikewhathe’sbeenlately。Agoodmanyof’emsworebyhim——yes,sir,bymighty,someof’emlovedhim!Thisisalaw-
  abidin’town,buts’pose——jests’poseIshouldgotosomeofthefellersthatusedtosailwithhim,andtell’emwhatyou’vebeenupto。Thinkyou’dstayherelong?_I_thinkyou’dmoveout——onarail。”
  CaptainEripausedandsatonthearmofhischair,grimlywatchinghisopponent,whoseturnforthinkinghadcome。ThefaceofthebilliardmagnatewasaninterestingstudyinexpressionduringtheCaptain’sspeech。Fromexcitedtriumphithadfallentofearanddejection;andnow,outofthewreck,wasappearingoncemoretheoilysmile,thesugaredsweetnessoftheevery-dayMr。Saunders。”Now,Cap’nHedge,”purredthereconstructedone,”youandmehasalwaysbeengoodfriends。Wehadn’toughttofightlikethis。I
  don’tthinkeitherofuswantstogotocourt。Let’sseeifwecan’tfixthethingupsomeway。””We’llfixitupwhenyoupaymetheseventydollars。””Now,Cap’nHedge,’tain’tlikelyI’vegotseventydollarsinmypocket。Seemstomeyou’reprettyhardonapoorfellerthat’sjestbeenburntout。Ithinkwe’doughtto——””HowmuchHAVEyougot?”
  AfteragooddealoftalkandprotestationMr。Saundersacknowledgedbeingthepossessoroftwenty-sixdollars,dividedbetweenthecashdrawerandhispocket。ThishereluctantlyhandedtotheCaptain。
  ThentheCaptaindemandedpen,ink,andpaper;andwhentheywerebroughthelaboriouslywroteoutascreedtotheeffectthatWebsterSaundershadreceivedofElsiePrestonforty-fourdollars,whichsumhepromisedtopayondemand。”There,”hesaid,pushingthewritingmaterialsacrossthetable。”Signthat。”
  AtfirstMr。Saunderspositivelyrefusedtosign。Thenheintimatedthathehadratherwaitandthinkitoveralittlewhile。
  Finallyheaffixedhissignatureandspitefullythrewthepenacrosstheroom。
  CaptainErifoldedupthepaperandputitinhispocket。Thenheroseandputonhispeajacket。”Now,there’sjestonethingmore,”hesaid。”Trotoutthatcoatandhat。””Whatdoyoumean?””TrotoutthatcoatandhatofJohn’s。Iwant’em。””Ishan’tdoit。””Allright,then。It’salloff。I’llstepoverandseetheJedge。
  You’llhearfromhimandmelater。””Holdonaminute,Cap’n。You’reinsuchaeverlastin’hurry。I
  don’tcareanything’bouttheoldduds,butIdon’tknow’sIknowwheretheyare。Seemstomethey’reuptothehousesomewheres。
  I’llgive’emtoyouto-morrer。””You’llgive’emtomerightnow。I’lltendshopwhileyougoafter’em。”
  Foramomentitlookedasthoughthemanofbusinesswouldrebeloutright。ButtheCaptainwassocalm,andevidentlysodeterminedtodoexactlywhathepromised,that”Web”gaveupindespair。
  Mutteringthatmaybetheywere”’roundtheplace,afterall,”hewentintothebackroomandreappearedwiththeburnedcoatandthescorchedwhitefelthat。Slammingthemdownonthecounter,hesaidsulkily,”Theretheybe。Anymoreofmyprop’tyyou’dliketohave?”
  CaptainErididn’tanswer。Coollytearingoffseveralsheetsofwrappingpaperfromtherollatthebackofthecounter,hemadeabundleofthehatandcoat,andtuckeditunderhisarm。Thenheputonhisownhatandstartedforthedoor。”Good-mornin’,”hesaid。
  ThetemperoftheexasperatedMr。Saundersflaredupinafinaloutburst。”Youthinkyou’realmightysmart,don’tyou?”hegrowledbetweenhisteeth。”I’llsquareupwithyoubyandby。”
  TheCaptainturnedsharply,hishandonthelatch。”Iwishyou’dtry,”hesaid。”IjestwishtoGodyou’dtry。I’veheldinmore’nIthoughtIcouldwhenIcomeuphere,butifyouwanttostartareelfust-classrumpus,onethat’lllandyouwhereyoub’longandridthistownofyouforkeeps,jesttrysomeofyourtricksonme。AndifIhearofonewordthatyou’vesaid’boutthiswholebus’ness,I’llknowit’stimetostartin。Now,youcankeepstillorfight,jestasyouplease。Itellyouhonest,I’mostwishyou’dfight。”
  Thedoorslammed。Mr。Saundersopeneditagainandgazedvindictivelyafterthebulkyfiguresplashingthroughtheslush。
  Thedogcamesneakingupandrubbedhisnoseagainsthismaster’shand;itwasanimpoliticmoveonhispart。”Gitout!”roared”Web,”delightedattheopportunity。”Yougood-
  for-nothin’pup!How’sthatset?””That”wasakickthatdoubledthecurupagainstthesettee。Asitscrambledtoitsfeet,Mr。Saunderskickeditagain。Andthenthe”watchdog”exhibitedthefirstevidenceofspiritthatithadeverbeenknowntoshow。Withasnarl,asthemanturnedaway,itsettleditsteethintothecalfofhisleg,andthenshotoutofthedoorand,withitstailbetweenitslegs,wentdowntheroadlikeayellowcannonball。
  CHAPTERXVII
  THROUGHFIREANDWATER
  Itwastrue——JohnBaxterwasdead。Hisviolentoutbreakofthepreviousafternoonhadhastenedtheendthatthedoctorhadprophesied。Therewasnoharrowingdeathscene。Theweather-
  beatenoldfacegrewcalmer,and,thesleepsounder,untilthetidewentout——thatwasall。Itwaslikeapeacefulcomingintoportafteraroughvoyage。Nooneofthewatchersaboutthebedcouldwishhimback,notevenElsie,whowascalmandbravethroughitall。Whenitwasover,shewenttoherroomandMrs。Snowwentwithher。CaptainEriwentouttomakehiscalluponMr。Saunders。
  ThefuneralwasoneofthelargesteverheldinOrham。Thelittlehousewascrowded。Oldfriends,whohaddriftedawayfromthefanaticinhislatterdays,camebacktopaytributetothestrongmanwhomtheyhadknownandloved。Therewassomediscussionamongthecaptainsastowhoshouldpreachthefuneralsermon。ElsiehadleftthisquestiontoCaptainEriforsettlement,andthetrioandMrs。Snowwentintoexecutivesessionimmediately。”IfJohnhadhadthesettlin’ofithimself,”observedEri,”he’dhavepickedPerley,thereain’tnodoubt’boutthat。””Iknowit,”saidCaptainPerez,”butyoumustrememberthatJohnwa’n’thimselfforyears,andwhathe’dhavedonenowain’twhathe’dhavedone’forehebrokedown。IhatetothinkofPerley’sdoin’it,somehow。””Isn’tMr。Perleyagoodman?”askedthehousekeeper。”He’sgoodenough,fur’sIknow,”repliedCaptainJerry,”butI
  knowwhatPerezmeans。Afuneral,seemstome,oughttobeaquiet,soothin’sortofathing,andthereain’tnothin’soothin’
  ’boutCome-Outer’preachin’。He’llbellerandrave’round,I’m’fraid,andstiruppoorElsiesoshewon’tnevergitoverit。””Iknowit,”agreedCaptainEri。”That’swhatI’vebeenafraidof。
  Andyit,”headded,”Ishouldfeelwewasdoin’somethin’jestoppositefromwhatJohnwouldlike,ifwehadanybodyelse。””Couldn’tyouseeMr。Perleybeforehand,”suggestedMrs。Snow,”andtellhimjestthekindofsermonhemustpreach。Tellhimitmustbequietandcomfortin’and——””Andshort。”CaptainErifinishedthesentenceforher。”Iguessthat’sthewaywe’llhavetosettleit。I’llmakehimunderstandonething,though——hemustn’tdraginrumsellin’andalltherestofitbytheheels。IfhedoesI’ll——Idon’tknowwhatI’lldotohim。”
  TheinterviewwiththeReverendPerleythatfollowedthisconversationmusthavebeeneffective,forthesermonwassurprisinglybriefandassurprisinglycalm。Infact,sorationalwasitthatafewofthemoreextremeamongthepreacher’sfollowingwereabitdisappointedandinquiredanxiouslyastotheirleader’shealth,aftertheceremonywasover。
  Theprocessionofcarryallsandbuggiesfollowedthehearsetothecemeteryamongthepines,and,asthemournersstoodaboutthegrave,thewinterwindsangthroughtheevergreenbranchesasongsoliketheroarofthesurfthatitseemedlikeadirgeoftheseaforthemarinerwhowouldsailnomore。AstheywereclearingawaythesupperdishesthatnightCaptainErisaidtoMrs。Snow,”Well,John’sgone。Iwonderifhe’shappiernowthanhehasbeenforthelasttenyearsorso。””Ithinkheis,”wastheanswer。”Well,sodoI,butifhehadn’tbeena’ComeOuter’Idon’ts’poseBrotherPerleyandhiscrowdwouldhavefiggeredthathehadmuchshow。Seemssometimesasiffolkslikethat——reelgood-heartedfolks,too,thatwouldn’thurtafly——gitsolidcomfortoutofthefeelin’thateverybodythatdon’tagreewith’emisboundtoeverlastin’torment。Idon’tknowbutit’swickedtosayit,buthonest,itseemsasifthemkindwould’boutassoongiveupthehopesofHeavenforthemselvesastheywouldthesatisfactionofknowin’’twast’otherplacefortheotherfeller。”
  Towhichremarkthesomewhatshockedhousekeepermadenoreply。
  ThefollowingdayElsiewentbacktoherschool。CaptainEriwalkedupwithher,and,ontheway,toldherofhisdiscoveryofhersecret,andofhisinterviewwith”Web”Saunders。ItwasexactlyastheCaptainhadsurmised。Thenoteshehadreceivedontheeveningofthereturnfromthelife-savingstationwasfromtheproprietorofthebilliardsaloon,andinithehintedatsomedirecalamitythatovershadowedhergrandfather,anddemandedanimmediateinterview。Shehadseenhimthatnightand,underthreatofinstantexposure,hadpromisedtopaythesumrequiredforsilence。Shehadnotwishedtousehergrandfather’smoneyforthispurpose,andsohadtakenthepositionasteacher。”Well,”saidtheCaptain,”Iwishyou’dhavecometomerightaway,andtoldmethewholebus’ness。’Twouldhavesavedapileoftrouble。”
  Theyoungladystoppedshortandfacedhim。”CaptainEri,”shesaid,”howcouldI?Iwassuregrandfatherhadsetthefire。Iknewhowillhewas,andIknewthatanyshockmightkillhim。Besides,howcouldIdragyouintoit,whenyouhaddonesomuchalready?Itwouldhavebeendreadful。No,I
  thoughtitallout,anddecidedImustfaceitalone。””Well,Itellyouthis,Elsie;prettygin’rallyameandog’llbiteifheseesyou’reafraidofhim。Theonlywaytohandlethatkindistorunstraightathimandkickthemeannessoutofhim。Themorehebarkstheharderyououghttokick。Ifyourunawayonceit’llbemightyuncomf’tableeverytimeyougopastthathouse。
  Butnevermind;Ical’latethisp’tic’larpupwon’tbite;I’vepulledhisteeth,Iguess。What’syourplans,now?Goin’tokeeponwiththeschool,orgobacktoBoston?”
  MissPrestondidn’tknow;shesaidshehadnotyetdecided,and,astheschoolhousewasreachedbythistime,theCaptainsaidnomore。
  Therewas,however,anotherquestionthattroubledhim,andthatseemedtocallforalmostimmediatesettlement。Itwas:WhatshouldbedonewithMrs。Snow?ThehousekeeperhadbeenhiredtoactassuchwhileJohnBaxterwasinthehouse。Nowhewasgone,andthereremainedtheoriginalmarriageagreementbetweenCaptainJerryandthewidow,andhonorcalledforadecisiononewayortheother。Mrs。Snow,ofcourse,saidnothingaboutit,neitherdidCaptainJerry,andCaptainErifeltthathemusttaketheinitiativeasusual。But,somehow,hewasnotaspromptaswashiswont,andsateveningafterevening,whittlingattheclipperandsmokingthoughtfully。Andanotherweekwentby。
  CaptainPerezmight,andprobablywould,havesuggestedactionuponthisimportantmatter,hadnothismindbeentakenupwithwhat,tohim,wasthemostimportantofall。HehadmadeuphismindtoaskPatienceDavistomarryhim。
  Loveislikethemeasles;itgoeshardwithamanpastfifty,andCaptainPerezwasseverelysmitten。Thedecisionjustmentionedwasnotexactlyabrand-newone,hismindhadbeenmadeupforsometime,buthelackedthecouragetoaskthemomentousquestion。
  SomethingtheladyhadsaidduringthefirststagesoftheiracquaintancemadeagreatimpressionontheCaptain。Shegaveitasheropinionthatamanwholovedawomanshouldbewillingtogothroughfireandwatertowinher。CaptainPerezwenthomethatnightponderingdeeply。”Fireandwater!”hemused。”That’saturribletest。Butshe’sawonderfulwoman,andwouldexpectitofafeller。IwonderifI
  coulddoit;seems’sifIwouldnow,butfleshisweak,andI
  mightflunk,andthatwouldsettleit。Fireandwater!My!my!
  that’sawful!”
  SotheCaptaindelayedandMissPatience,whohadcherishedhopes,foundneedofagoodshareofthevirtueforwhichshewasnamed。
  Butoneafternoonattheendoftheweekfollowingthatofthefuneral,Perezsetoutforacalluponhisintendedwhichhemeantshouldbeadecisiveone。Hehadscrewedhiscourageuptothetopnotch,andashetoldCaptainEriafterwards,hemeantto”hailherandgithisbearin’s,ifhefounderedthenextminute。”
  Hefoundtheladyalone,foroldMrs。Mayohadgonewithherson,whosenamewasAbner,tovisitacousininHarniss,andwouldnotbebackuntillateintheevening。MissPatiencewasverygladtohavecompany,anditrequirednogreatamountofurgingtopersuadetheinfatuatedswaintostaytotea。Whenthemealwasover——theywashedthedishestogether,andtheCaptainwassonervousthatitisawondertherewasawholeplateleft——thepairwereseatedintheparlor。ThensaidCaptainPerez,turningredandhesitating,”Pashy,doyouknowwhatafellertoldme’boutyou?”
  Now,thisremarkwaspurelyapleasantfiction,fortheCaptainwasabouttoundertakeacompliment,andwasratherafraidtoshouldertheentireresponsibility。”No;I’msureIdon’t,Perez,”repliedMissDavis,smilingsweetly。”Well,afellertoldmeyouwasthebesthousekeeperinOrham。Hesaidthatthemanthatgotyouwouldbelucky。”
  Thiswasencouraging。MissPatiencecoloredandsimperedalittle。”Landsake!”sheexclaimed。”Whoevertoldyousuchrubbishasthat?Besides,”withdowncasteyes,”Iguessnomanwouldeverwantme。””Oh,Idon’tknow。”TheCaptainmoveduneasilyinhischair,asifhecontemplatedhitchingitnearertothatoccupiedbyhiscompanion。”Iguessthere’splentywouldbemightygladtogityou。Anyhow,there’s——there’sonethat——that——Ical’latethefog’sthickasever,don’tyou?”
  ButMissPatiencedidn’tmeantogiveupinthisway。”Whatwasityouwasgoin’tosay?”sheasked,bywayofgivingthebashfuloneanotherchance。”Iwasgoin’tosay,Pashy,that——that——Iaskedifyouthoughtthefogwasasthickasever。””Oh,dearme!Yes,Is’poselikely’tis,”wasthediscouragedanswer。”SeemstomeIneverseesuchweatherforthistimeofyear。Theiceisalloutofthebay,andthereain’tabitofwind,andit’swarmassummer,prettynigh。Kindofastorm-breeder,I’mafraid。””Well,I’mgladyou’reheretokeepmecomp’ny。I’veneverbeensolealoneinthishouseafore,andIshouldbedreadfullonesomeifyouhadn’tcome。”Thiswasofferedasafreshbait。”Pashy,I’vegotsomethin’Iwantedtoaskyou。Doyouthinkyoucould——er——er——””What,Perez?””Iwantedtoaskyou”——theCaptainswallowedseveraltimes——”toaskyou——Whatinthenationisthat?””Oh,that’snothin’onlythehenssquawkin’。Goon!””Yes,buthensdon’tsquawkthistimeofnight’thouttheyhavesomereasonto。It’sthatfoxcomeback;that’swhat’tis。”
  MissPatience,earlierintheevening,hadrelatedaharrowingtaleofthelossoftwoofMrs。Mayo’sbestLeghornsthathadgonetofurnishaSundaymealforamaraudingfox。AsthesaidLeghornsweretheprideoftheoldlady’sheart,eventheimpendingproposalwasdrivenfromMissDavis’mind。”Oh,Perez!youdon’ts’pose’tisthefox,doyou?””Yes,MA’AM,Ido!Where’sthegun?””There’tis,behindthedoor,butthereain’tamiteofshotinthehouse。Abner’sbeengoin’tofetchsomefromthestoreforIdon’tknowhowlong,buthe’salwaysforgotit。””Nevermind。I’llpoundthecritterwiththebutt。Comequick,andbringalamp。”
  Thenoiseinthehenyardcontinued,andwhentheyopenedthedooritwaslouderthanever。”He’sinthehenhouse,”whisperedMissPatience。”Hemusthavegoneinthatholeatthesidethathadthelooseboardoverit。””Allright,”murmuredtheCaptain。”Yougo’roundwiththelampandopenthedoor。That’llscarehim,andI’llstandattheholeandthumphimwhenhecomesout。”
  So,shieldingthelampwithherapron,theguardianofMrs。Mayo’soutragedLeghornstiptoedaroundtothehenhousedoor,whileCaptainPerez,brandishingthegunlikeaclub,tookuphisstandbytheholeattheside。
  Withoutthelampthedarknesswaspitchy。TheCaptain,stoopingdowntowatch,sawsomethingcomingoutofthehole——somethingthatwasaliveandmoved。Heswungthegunabovehishead,and,bringingitdownwithallhismight,knockedintoeternaloblivionthelittleliferemaininginthefinestLeghornrooster。”Consarnit!”yelledtheexecutioner,stoopingandlayinghishandonthevictim,”I’vekilledahen!”
  Justthentherecameascreamfromtheothersideofthehenhouse,followedbyacrashandthesoundofafall。RunningaroundthecornerthealarmedPerezsawhislady-lovestretchedupontheground,groaningdismally。”GreatlandofGoshen!”hecried。”Pashy,areyouhurt?””Oh,Perez!”gaspedthefallenone。”Oh,Perez!”
  ThispitifulappealhadsuchaneffectupontheCaptainthathedroppeduponhiskneesand,raisingMissDavis’headinhishands,beggedhertosayshewasn’tkilled。Aftersomelittletimesheobliginglycomplied,andthen,havingregainedherbreath,explainedthesituation。
  Whathadhappenedwasthis:Thefox,havingselectedhisvictimtherooster,hadrenderedithelpless,andwaspushingitoutoftheholeaheadofhim。TheCaptainhadstrucktheroosterjustasMissPatienceopenedthedoor,andthefox,seizingthischanceofescape,haddodgedbythelady,upsettingherashewent。”Well,”shesaid,laughing,”there’snogreatharmdone。I’msorryfortherooster,butIguessthefoxhadfixedhimanyway。Oh,mysoulandbody!lookthere!”
  Perezturned,lookedasdirected,andsawthehenhouseinflames。
  Thelightedlamp,whichMissPatiencehaddroppedasshefell,laybrokenonthefloor,andtheblazingoilhadrunineverydirection。
  Theflamesweremakingsuchheadwaythattheybothsawtherewaspracticallynochanceofsavingthebuilding。Thefrightenedhenswerehuddledinthefurthestcorner,gazingstupidlyatthefire。”Oh,thosepoorLeghorns!”wailedMissPatience。”ThosehensMrs。
  Mayothoughttheworldof,andleftmetolookoutfor。Lastthingsheaskedmewastobesuretheywasfed。Andnowthey’llbeallburnedup!WhatSHALLIdo?”
  Heretheladybegantocry。”Pashy!”roaredtheCaptain,whomthesightofhischarmer’stearshaddrivenalmostwild,”don’tsayanotherword。I’llsavethemhensorgitcookedalongwith’em!”
  Andturninguphiscoatcollar,asthoughhewasgoingintoarefrigeratorinsteadofaburningbuilding,CaptainPerezsprangthroughthedoor。
  MissDavisscreamedwildlytohimtocomeback,anddancedabout,wringingherhands。Theinteriorofthehenhousewasnowamassofblacksmoke,fromwhichthevoicesoftheCaptainandtheLeghornsfloatedinadiscordantmedley,somethinglikethis:”Holdstill,youlunatics!”Squawk!squawk!”Drutherberoastedthanhavemecatchyou,hadn’tyou?”Squawk!squawk!”A——
  kershew!Land!I’msmothered!NOWI’vegotyou!Thunderation!
  HoldSTILL!HOLDSTILL,Itellyou!”
  JustastheagonizedMissPatiencewasonthepointoffainting,thelittlewindowatthebackoftheshantywasthrownopenandtwohens,likefeatheredcomets,shotthroughit。ThentheredfaceoftheCaptainappearedforaninstantashecaughthisbreathwitha”Woosh!”anddivedbackagain。Thisperformancewasrepeatedsixtimes,theCaptain’slanguageandthecomplimentshepaidthehensbecomingmorepicturesqueeverymoment。
  Atlengthheannounced,”That’sall,thankgoodness!”andbegantoclimbthroughthewindow。Thiswasadifficulttask;forthewindowwasnarrowand,inspiteofwhatCaptainErihadcalledhis”ingy-rubber”makeup,CaptainPerezstuckfast。”Catchholdofmyhandsandhaul,willyou,Pashy?”hepleaded。”That’sit;pullhard!It’sgittin’sortofmuggyinbehindhere。
  I’llnevercomplainathavin’coldfeetag’inifIgitoutofthis。
  Now,then!Ugh!Herewebe!”
  Hecameoutwithajerk,likeacorkoutofabottle,androlledonthegroundathislady’sfeet。”Oh,Perez!”sheexclaimed,”areyouhurt?””Nothin’butmyfeelin’s,”growledtherescuer,scramblingupright。”IreadabookoncebyafellernamedJoshuaBillin’s,orsomethin’
  likeit。Hewasaignorantchap——couldn’tspelltwowordsright——
  buthehadconsider’blesense。Hesaidahenwasadarnfool,andhewasright;she’sallthat。”
  TheCaptain’sfacewasblackened,andhisclotheswerescorched,buthisspiritwasundaunted。”Pashy,”hesaid,”doyourealizethatifwedon’tgithelp,thiswholeshebang,houseandall,willburndown?””Perez,youdon’tmeanit!””Iwouldn’tswearthatIdidn’t。Lookhowthatthing’sblazin’!
  There’sthebarnt’othersideofit,andthehouset’othersideofthat。””Butcan’tyouandmeputitout?””Idon’tdarereskit。No,sir!We’vegottogithelp,andgititinahurry,too!””Won’tsomebodyfromthestationseethelightandcomeover?””Notinthisfog。Youcan’tseeahundredfoot。No,I’vegottogorightoff。Goodland!Ineverthought!Isthehorsegone?””No;thehorseishere。AbnertookoneofthestorehorsestogotoHarnisswith。Buthedidtakethebuggy,andthere’snoothercarriagebuttheoldcarryall,andthat’salmosttumblin’topieces。””Iwascal’latin’togohorseback。””What!andleavemeherealonewiththehouseafire?No,indeed!
  Ifyougo,I’mgoin’,too。””Well,then,thecarryll’sgottodo,whetherorno。Gitonashawlorsomethin’,whileIharnessup。”
  Itwasafranticharnessing,butitwasdoneinahurry,andtheramshackleoldcarryall,dustyandcobwebbed,wasdraggedoutofthebarn,andHoraceGreeley,thehorse,wasbackedintotheshafts。Astheydroveoutoftheyardtheflameswereroaringthroughtheroofofthehenhouse,andthelathfencesurroundingitwasbeginningtoblaze。”Everything’ssowetfromthefogandthemeltedsnow,”observedtheCaptain,”thatit’lltakesometimeforthefiretogittothebarn。Ifwecangitagangherewecansavethehouseeasy,andmaybemore。Bymighty!”heejaculated,”Itellyouwhatwe’lldo。
  I’lldriveacrossthefordandgitLutherandsomeofthestationmentocomerightacross。ThenI’llgoontothevillagetofetchmore。ItwassevenwhenIlookedattheclockaswecomeinfromwashin’dishes,sothetidemustbestillgoin’out,andthefordjestright。Gitdap!””Hurryallyoucan,forgoodness’sake!Isthisasfastaswecango?””Fastaswecangowiththiseverlastin’Noah’sArk。Heavens!howthemwheelssqueal!””Theaxlesain’tbeengreasedforIdon’tknowwhen。Abnerwasgoingtohavetheoldcarriagechoppedupforkindlin’wood。””Luckyforhimandus’tain’tchoppedupnow。Gitdap,slow-poke!
  Betterchopthehorseup,too,whilehe’s’boutit。”
  ThelastremarktheCaptainmadeunderhisbreath。”Mygracious,howdarkitis!Thinkyoucanfindthecrossin’?””GOTtofindit;that’sall。’Tisdark,that’safact。”
  Itwas。Theyhadgonebutafewhundredyards;yetthefirewasalreadymerelyashapeless,redsmudgeonthefoggyblacknessbehindthem。HoraceGreeleypoundedalongatajog,andwhentheCaptainslappedhimwiththeendofthereins,brokeintoajerkygallopthatwasslowerthanthetrot。”Stopyourhoppin’upanddown!”commandedPerez,whosetemperwasbecomingsomewhatfrayed。”Youmakemethinkofthewalkin’beamonasteamboat。Ifyou’dstoptryin’toflyandgostraightaheadwe’ddobetter。”
  Theyprogressedinthisfashionforsomedistance。ThenMissDavis,fromthecurtaineddepthsofthebackseat,spokeagain。”Oh,dearme!”sheexclaimed。”Areyousureyou’reontherighttrack?Seems’sifweMUSTbeabreastthestation,andthisroad’sawfulrough。”
  CaptainPerezhadremarkedtheroughnessoftheroad。Thecarryallwaspitchingfromonehummocktoanother,andHoraceGreeleystumbledonceortwice。”Whoa!”commandedtheCaptain。Thenhegotdown,litamatch,and,shieldingitwithhishands,scrutinizedtheground。”I’mkindof’fraid,”hesaidpresently,”thatwe’vegotofftheroadsomehow。
  Butwemustbe’boutoppositethecrossin’。I’mgoin’todrivedownandseeifIcanfindit。”
  Heturnedthehorse’sheadatrightanglesfromthewaytheyweregoing,andtheypitchedonwardforanotherhundredyards。Thentheycameoutuponthehard,smoothsand,andheardthewaterlappingontheshore。CaptainPerezgotoutoncemoreandwalkedalongthestrand,bendingforwardashewalked。SoonMissPatienceheardhimcalling。”I’vefoundit,Iguess,”hesaid,comingbacktothevehicle。”Anyhow,itlookslikeit。We’llbeoverinafewminutesnow。
  Gitdap,you!”
  HoraceGreeleyshiveredasthecoldwatersplashedhislegs,butwadedbravelyin。Theymovedfurtherfromtheshoreandthewaterseemedtogrownodeeper。”Guessthisisthecrossin’allright,”saidtheCaptain,whohadcherishedsomesecretdoubts。”Here’sthedeeppartcomin’。We’llbeacrossinajiffy。”
  Thewatermountedtothehubs,thentothebottomofthecarryall。
  MissDavis’feetgrewdampandshedrewthemup。”Oh,Perez!”shefaltered,”areyousurethisistheford?””Don’tgitscared,Pashy!Iguessmaybewe’vegotalittletoonesideofthetrack。I’llturn’roundandtryagain。”
  ButHoraceGreeleywasofadifferentmind。Fromlongexperienceheknewthatthewaytocrossafordwastogostraightahead。Thebottomofthecarryallwasawash。”Portyourhellum,youlubber!”shoutedthedriver,pullingwithallhismightononerein。”Heaveto!Come’bout!Gybe!consarnyou!gybe!”
  ThenHoraceGreeleytriedtoobeyorders,butitwastoolate。Heendeavoredtotouchbottomwithhisforelegs,butcouldnot;triedtoswimwithhishindones,butfoundthatimpossible;thenwallowedwildlytoonesideandsnappedashaftandtherottenwhiffletreeshortoff。ThecarryalltippedalarminglyandMissPatiencescreamed。”Whoa!”yelledtheagitatedPerez。”’Vastheavin’!belay!”
  Theanimal,asmuchfrightenedbyhisdriver’sshoutsasbythewater,shotaheadandtriedtotearhimselfloose。Theothersun-
  warpedandrottenshaftbroke。Thecarryallwasnowfloating,withthewatercoveringthefloor。”Nouse;I’llhavetocutawaythewreck,orwe’llbeonourbeamends!”shoutedtheCaptain。
  Hetookouthisjackknife,andreachingover,severedthetraces。