CHAPTERVII
  DuringthenextdayCarolineWarrenandherbrothersawlittleoftheiruncle。Notthattheycomplainedofthisorsoughthissociety。ThepolicyofavoidanceandwhatStephencalled”freezingout”hadbegun,andtheyoungpeoplekepttothemselvesasmuchaspossible。AtbreakfastCarolinewascoldlypolite,andherbrothercold,althoughhispolitenesswasnotoverdone。However,CaptainElishadidnotseemtonotice。Hewaspreoccupied,saidbutlittle,andspenttheforenooninwritingasecondlettertoMissAbigail。InithetoldofhisexperienceonboardtheEmpressoftheOceanandoftheluncheonattheCentralClub。Buthesaidnothingconcerninghisnephewandniecefurtherthanthestatementthathewasstillgettingacquainted,andthatCarolinewasarealnicelookinggirl。”IsupposeyouwonderwhatI’vedecidedabouttakingtheguardianship,”headded,justattheclose。”Well,Abbie,I’maboutinthepositionofLutherSylvesterwhenhefelloffthedockatOrham。Thetidewasout,andhewentintothesoftmud,allunder。Whenthefolkswhosawhimtumblegottotheedgeandlookedover,theysawaround,blackthingstickingoutofthemire,and,judging’twasLute’shead,theyaskedhimhowhefelt。
  ’Idon’tknowyet,’sputtersLute,’whetherI’mdrownedorsmothered,butI’msomewheresbetwixtandbetween。’That’sme,Abbie,onthatguardianbusiness。I’mstillbetwixtandbetween。
  Butbeforethisday’soverI’llbedrownedorsmothered,andI’llletyouknowwhichnexttimeIwrite。”
  AfterlunchhetookastrollintheParkandpassedupanddownthepaths,thinking,thinking。Returning,hefoundthatCarolineandStephenhadgoneforanautoridewiththeDunnsandwouldnotbehomefordinner。Soheatethatmealinsolitarystate,waiteduponbyEdwards。
  Thatevening,ashesatsmokinginthelibrary,thebutlerappearedtoannounceacaller。”Someonetoseeyou,sir,”saidEdwards。”Here’shiscard,sir。””Eh?SomeonetoseeME?Guessyou’vemadeamistake,haven’tyou,Commodore?Idon’tknowanybodywho’dbelikelytocomevisitin’
  mehereinNewYork。Why,yes!Well,Ideclare!Tellhimtowalkrightin。Mr。Pearson,I’mgladtoseeyou。Thisisrealneighborly。”
  ThecallerwasyoungPearson,thecaptain’sacquaintanceofthepreviousforenoon。Theyshookhandsheartily。”Perhapsyoudidn’tthinkIshouldacceptthatinvitationofyours,CaptainWarren,”observedPearson。”ItoldyouImeantitwhenI
  saidyes。Andcallingwithinthirty-sixhoursisprettygoodproof,isn’tit?””Suitsmefust-rate。I’mmightygladyoucame。Setrightdown。
  Lonesomeattheboardin’house,wasit?”
  Pearsonmadeagrimace。”Lonesome!”herepeated。”Ugh!Let’stalkofsomethingelse。Wereyouintimeforyourappointmentyesterdaynoon?””Why,yes;IwasandIwasn’t。Say,won’tyouhaveacigar?
  That’sright。AndIs’pose,bein’asthisisNewYork,I’doughttoaskyoutotakesomethin’tolaythedust,hey?Iain’tmadeanyinquiriesmyself,butIshouldn’twonderiftheCommodore——thefellerthatletyouin——couldfindsomethin’inthespareroomclosetorsomewheres,ifIaskhim。”
  Theyoungmanlaughed。”Ifyoumeanadrink,”hesaid,”Idon’tcareforit,thankyou。””What?Youain’tateetotaler,areyou?””No,notexactly。But——””Butyoucangetalongwithoutit,hey?SocanI;generallydo,fur’sthatgoes。ButI’MfromSouthDenboro。IthoughthereinNewYork——””Oh,therearemanypeople,evenhereinNewYork,whoarenotconvincedthatalcoholisafood。””Youdon’ttellme!Well,I’mlivin’andlearnin’everyday。
  Judgin’fromstoriesandtheyarnsintheBostonnewspapers,folksupourwayhavetheideathatthistownisasortofannextothebadplace。Allright,thenwewon’ttroubletheCommodore。I
  noticeyou’relookin’overmyquarters。Whatdoyouthinkof’em?”
  Pearsonhad,inspiteofhimself,beenglancingabouttheroom。
  Itsluxuryandtheevidentsignsoftasteandwealthsurprisedhimgreatly。”Astonishyoutofindmelivin’inaplacelikethis,hey?””Why,why,yes,itdoes,somewhat。Ididn’trealizeyouweresuchanaristocrat,CaptainWarren。IfIhad,Imighthavebeenalittlemorecarefulofmydressinmakingmyfirstcall。””Dress?Oh,youmeanyou’dhaveputonyourSundayclothes。Well,I’mgladyoudidn’t。Yousee,_I_haven’tgotonmyregimentals,andifyou’dbeenondressparadeImighthavefeltbashful。Ho,ho!Idon’twonderyouaresurprised。Thisisaprettyswellneighborhood,ain’tit?””Yes,itis。””These——er——apartments,now。’Boutasgoodasanyintown,arethey?””Prettynearly。Therearefewbetter——muchbetter。””Ithoughtso。Youwouldn’tcalllivin’in’emeconomizin’toanyconsider’bleextent,wouldyou?””No,”withalaugh;”no,_I_shouldn’t,butmyideasofeconomyare——well,different。Theyhavetobe。Areyouecomomizing,Captain?”
  CaptainElishalaughedandrubbedhisknee。”No,”hechuckled,”_I_ain’t,butmynephewandnieceare。Thesearetheirrooms。””Oh,you’revisiting?””No,Idon’tknow’syou’dcallitvisitin’。Idon’tknowwhatyouwouldcallit。I’mhere,that’saboutallyoucansay。”
  Hepausedandremainedsilent。Hisfriendwassilent,also,notknowingexactlywhatremarktomake。”How’sthenovelcomin’on?”askedthecaptain,aminutelater。”Oh,slowly。I’mnotatallsureitwilleverbefinished。Igetdiscouragedsometimes。””Nouseindoin’that。Whatsortofayarnisitgoin’tobe?
  Givemeagen’ralideaofthecourseyou’retryin’tosteer。Thatis,ifitain’tasecret。””Itisn’t。Butthere’smightylittleworthtelling。WhenIbeganIthoughtIhadagoodscheme,butitseemsprettyweakanddish-
  waterynow。””Mostthingsdowhiletheirbein’done,ifyoureallycareaboutdoin’’emwell。Heaveahead!Yousaid’twasaseayarn,andI’masortofspecialistwhenitcomestosaltwater。MaybeImightprescribejusttherighttonic,though’tain’tverylikely。”
  Pearsonbegantooutlinetheplotofhisnovel,speakingslowlyatfirst,butbecomingmoreinterestedashecontinued。CaptainElishalistenedmeditatively,puffingsolemnlyathiscigar,andinterruptingbutseldom。”Ithinkthat’saprettygoodidea,”heobserved,atlength。”Yes,sir,thatsoundspromisin’,tome。Thiscap’nofyoursnow,he’sagoodfeller。Don’tgethimtoogood,though;thatwouldn’tbenatural。Anddon’tgethimtoobad,neither。Iknowit’sthefashion,judgin’bytheseayarnsI’vereadlately,tohaveaYankeeskippersortofacrossbetweenaprizefighterandamurderer。Fustdayoutofporthebeginsbypickin’outthemostsicklyfo’masthandaboard,masheshimup,andthentakesthenextinvalid。Igotabookaboutthatkindofaskipperoutofourlibrarydownhomeaspellago,andthelibrariansaid’twasawfulpopular。Astrongstory,shesaid,andtruetolife。Well,’twasstrong——youcouldprettynighsmellit——butasforbein’truetolife,Ihadmydoubts。I’vebeentosea,commandofavessel,foragoodmanyyears,andsometimesI’dgoweeks,wholeweeks,withoutjumpin’upanddownonasinglesailor。Fact!Gotmyexerciseotherways,Ipresumelikely。”Itellyou,”hewenton,”themaintroublewiththattaleofyours,asIseeit,isthatyou’retalkin’aboutthingsyouain’teverseen。Nowthere’splentyyouhaveseen,Iwouldn’twonder。
  Let’ssee,youwasborninBelfast,yousaid。Livetherelong,didyou?””Yes,untilIwentawaytoschool。””Yourfather,hewenttosea,didhe?””Yes。Buthisshipwaslost,withallhands,whenIwasababy。””ButyourUncleJimwa’n’tlost。Yourememberhimwell;yousaidso。Tellmesomethingyouremember。”
  Beforetheyoungmanwasawareofit,hewastellingofhisUncleJim,ofthelatter’sreturnfromvoyages,ofhisownhomelife,ofhismother,andofthevillagewherehespenthisboyhood。Then,ledonbythecaptain’squestioning,hecontinuedwithhisyearsatcollege,hisexperiencesasreporterandcityeditor。Withoutbeingconsciousthathewasdoingso,hegavehishostaprettyfullsketchofhimself,hisstory,andhisambitions。”Mr。Pearson,”saidCaptainElisha,earnestly,”don’tyouworryaboutthatyarnofyours。Ifyou’lltaketheadviceofanoldfellerwhoknowsabsolutelynothin’aboutsuchthings,keeponrememberin’aboutyourUncleJim。Hewasaman,everyinchofhim,andaseaman,too。Putlotsofhimintothisheroofyours,andyouwon’tgofurwrong。Andwhenitcomestohandlin’aship,why——
  well,ifyouWANTtocometome,I’lltryandhelpyououtbestI
  can。”
  Pearsonwasdelighted。”YouWILL?”hecried。”Splendid!It’smightygoodofyou。MayI
  springsomeofmystuffonyouasIwriteit?””Sartinyoumay。Anytime,I’llbetickledtodeath。I’llbetickledtohaveyoucall,too;thatis,ifcallin’onanoldsaltlikemewon’tbetootirin’。”
  Theanswerwasemphaticandreassuring。”Thankyou,”saidCaptainElisha。”I’mmuchobliged。Comeoften,do。I——well,thefactis,I’mlikelytogetsortoflonesomemyself,I’mafraid。Yes,Ishouldn’twonderifIdid。”
  Hesighed,tossedawaythestumpofhiscigar,andadded,”Now,Iwanttoaskyousomethin’。Younewspaperfellersaresupposedtoknowaboutallthereistoknowofeverythingunderthesun。DoyouknowmuchabouttheStockExchange?”
  Pearsonsmiled。”AllIcanaffordtoknow,”hesaid。”Humph!That’saprettygoodanswer。Knowledgeispower,theysay,but——butIcal’lateknowledgeoftheStockExchangeispoverty,withagoodmanyfolks。””Ithinkyou’reright,Captain。It’snoneofmybusiness,but——
  wereyouplanningtotackleWallStreet?”
  CaptainElishaglanced,underhisbrows,athisnewfriend,andhiseyestwinkled。”Didn’tknowbutImight,”hereplied,solemnly。”Ain’tgotany——
  er——tips,anysurethingsyouwanttoputmeonto,haveyou?””Ihavenot。MyexperienceofWallStreet’surethings’leadsmetobelievethatthey’resure——butonlyfortheotherfellow。””Hum!Iknowachapdownhomethatmademoneyinstocks。Hemadeitsoeasythat,astheboyssay,’twasalmostashametotakethemoney。And’twasthemakin’ofhim,too。”
  Pearsonwasembarrassedandtroubled。Ifthisbig-hearted,simple-
  mindedcountrymanhadcometoNewYorktobuckthestockmarket,itwastimetosoundawarning。Buthadhe,onsuchshortacquaintance,therighttowarn?Thecaptainwasshrewdinhisownway。Mightnotthewarningseempresumptuous?”So——this——thisfriendofyourswasasuccessfulspeculator,washe?”heasked。”Hewaslucky。””Thinkso?Well,maybe。HisnamewasElkanahChase,andhisdadwasoldman’RastusChase,whomadeconsider’bleincranberriesandonethingor’nother。TheoldmanbroughtElkanahuptobewhathecalledagentleman。Ho!ho!Hihum!Iain’tsurewhat’Rastus’sideaofagentlemanwas,butifhecal’latedtohavehissonatrampingo-to-meetin’clothes,hegothiswish。Whentheoldmandied,hewilledtheboyfifteenthousanddollars。Well,fifteenthousanddollarsisafortunetosomefolks——iftheyain’teconomizin’inNewYork——buttoElkanah’twasjustaboutenoughtomakehimrealizehispoverty。So,tomakeitbigger,hegotoneofthem’tips’fromacollegefrienddownhereinWallStreet,andputtheheftoftenthousandintoit。AND,Iswan,ifitdidn’tdoublehismoney!”
  CaptainElisha’svisitorshookhishead。Hedidnotevensmile。”Hewasextremelyfortunate,”hesaid。”Igiveyoumyword,CaptainWarren,thatthemajorityoffirstspeculatorsdon’tturnoutthatway。Ihopehewaswiseenoughtokeephisprofits。”
  Thecaptainrubbedhischin。”Jim——”hebegan。”Excuseme,IshouldhavesaidMr。Pearson,butI’vegotsortofinthehabitofcallin’folksbytheirfirstnames。Livin’whereyouknoweverybodysowellgetsyouintothosehabits。””Jimsuitsme。Ihopeyou’llcultivatethehabit。””Doyou?Well,Iwill。Now,Jim,referrin’towhatIwasgoin’tosay,you,bein’anewspaperman,oughttoknoweverything,butit’sprettyplainyoudon’tknowElkanahChase。Keephisprofits!Why,whenafellerisallbutconvincedthatheknowsitall,onelittlebitofevidencelikethatspeculationsettlesitforhimconclusive。
  Elkanah,realizin’thatWallStreetwashisapplepie,openedhismouthtoswalleritatonegulp。Heputhisprofitsandeveryothercenthehadintoanothersurethingtip。””Andwonagain?””No。Helostallthatandsomemorethatheborrowed。””ButIthoughtyousaiditwasthemakingofhim!””Itwas。HehadtotakeajoboverattheoverallsfactoryinOstable。Asafifteenthousanddollargentleman,hewasprettyaverageofamess,buttheytellmehemakesmiddlin’goodoveralls。ElkanahconvincedmethatWallStreethasitsgoodpoints。”
  Hechuckled。Pearson,relieved,laughedinsympathy。”Hashepaidbackthemoneyheborrowed?”heinquired。”No-o!Iguessthecreditors’llhavetotakeitoutinoveralls。
  However,it’sasatisfactiontosomeof’emtowatchChasereallywork。IknowthatgivesmeMYmoney’sworth。””Oh,ho!Youareoneofthecreditors!CaptainWarren,I’msurprised。Isizedyouupasashrewderjudgeofinvestments。”
  CaptainElishacolored。”Ijudgedthatonecorrect,”heanswered。”IfIhadn’tthought’twouldhaveturnedoutthatwayIneverwouldhaveplunged。Yousee,oldmanChasewasafriendofmine,and——
  However,”headded,hastilychangingthesubject,”we’vestrayedsomeoffthecourse。WhenImentionedtheStockExchangeIdiditbecausemybrotherwasamemberofit,andIcal’lateyoumighthaveknownhim。”
  Pearsonwasastonished。”YourbrotherwasamemberoftheExchange?”herepeated。”Um-hm。Neverwouldhaveguessedit,wouldyou?Is’poseyoucal’lateallthestockIknewaboutwasonthehoof。Well,Ihavebeenacquaintedwithotherbreedsinmytime。Mybrother’snamewasAbijahWarren——A。RodgersWarren,hecalledhimself。”
  Theeffectofthisannouncementwasinstantaneousandelectric。
  Theyoungmansatbackinhischair。”A。RodgersWarrenwasyourbrother?”hecried。”Um-hm。Seemstostaggeryousome。Contrastbetweenusasbigasallthatcomesto?””But——but,CaptainWarren——Yourbrother——Tellme,isMissCarolineWarrenyourniece?””Sheis。AndSteveismynephew。’Tain’tpossibleyou’reacquaintedwiththem?”
  Pearsonrosetohisfeet。”Is——TheyusedtoliveontheAvenue,”
  hesaid。”Butyousaidyouwerevisiting。CaptainWarren,isthisyourniece’sapartment?””Yes,hersandSteve’s。Why,what’sthematter?Ain’tgoin’,areyou?””IthinkperhapsIhadbetter。Itisgettinglate。””Late!It’sonlytheshankoftheevenin’。Jim,Iain’tsoblindthatIcan’tseethroughanopenwindow。Itain’tthelatenessthatmakesyouwanttoleavesosudden。IstheresometroublebetweenyouandCaroline?Course,it’snoneofmybusiness,andyouneedn’ttellmeunlessyouwantto。”
  Theanswerwaspromptenough。”No,”repliedPearson。”No。Iassureyouthereisnothingofthatkind。I——ImetMissWarren。Infact,atonetimewewerewellacquainted。Ihavetheveryhighestopinionofher。ButIthinkitisbestto——””Justaminutenow。NotroublewithSteve?He’saboyandatanagewhenhe’sprettywellsatisfiedwithhimselfandyouhavetomakeallowance。””No。SteveandIwerequitefriendly。I’msorrytocutmyvisitshort,butitislateandIMUSTgo。”
  Hewasmovingtowardthedoor。CaptainElishalookedathimintently。”Well,ifyoumust,”hesaid。”ButIhopeyou’llcomeagainsoon。
  Willyou?””IhopeImay。Igiveyoumyword,Captain,thatIappreciateyourinvitation,andIdowanttoknowyoubetter。””Samehere。Idon’toftentakesuddenfancies,Jim,butIknewyouruncle,andI’dbetconsider’bleonanymemberofhisfamily。
  AndIWASkindofinterestedinthatnovelofyours。Youhaven’tsaidyou’dcomeagain。Willyou?”
  Pearsonwasmuchembarrassed。”Ishouldliketocome,immensely,”hesaid,withanearnestnessunmistakable;”but——but,tobehonest,CaptainWarren,thereisareason,onewhichImaytellyousometime,butcan’tnow——neitherMissWarrennorherbrotherhaveanypartinit——whichmakesmereluctanttovisityouhere。Won’tyoucomeandseemeattheboardinghouse?Here’stheaddress。WILLyoucome?””Sartin!Ifiguredondoin’it,ifyougavemethechance。””Thankyou,you’llbewelcome。OfcourseitisONLYaboardinghouse,andnotaverygoodone。Myownroomis——well,differentfromthis。””Yup。Maybethat’swhyIexpecttofeelathomeinit。Goodnight,Jim。Thankyouforcallin’。ShallIringfortheCommodoretopilotyouout?””No,Icanfindmyway。I——Someoneiscoming。”
  Fromthehallcametheclangoftheelevatordoorandthesoundofvoices。Beforethecaptainorhisfriendcouldmove,Caroline,Stephen,Mrs。CorcoranDunn,andMalcolmentered。Carolinewasthefirsttoreachthelibrary。HerentrancebroughtherfacetofacewithPearson。”Ibegyourpardon,”shebegan。”Ididnotknowtherewasanyonehere。””It’sonlyafriendofmine,Caroline,”explainedheruncle,quickly。”Justcallin’onme,hewas。””Goodevening,MissWarren,”saidPearson,quietly。
  Thegirllookedathimforaninstant。Thenherexpressionchanged,and,withasmile,sheextendedherhand。”Why,Mr。Pearson!”sheexclaimed。”I’mverygladtoseeyou。Youmustexcusemefornotrecognizingyouatonce。Steve,yourememberMr。Pearson。”
  Stephenalsoextendedahand。”Sure!”hesaid。”Gladtoseeyouagain,Pearson。Haven’tmetyouforanage。Howareyou?”
  Pearsonshookboththehands。Hewasembarrassedandhesitatedinhisreply。”ItHASbeensometimesincewemet,”hesaid。”Thisisanunexpectedpleasure。Ah,Mr。Dunn,goodevening。””ItisMr。Pearson,thefinancialwriterofthePlanet,Malcolm,”
  saidCaroline。”Youusedtoknowhim,Ithink。””Don’tremember,I’msure。Yes,Ido。MetyouattheUniversityClub,didn’tI?””Yes。Iwasformerlyamember。””AndletmepresentyoutoMrs。CorcoranDunn,”wentonthegirl。”Mr。Pearsonusedtoknowfatherwell。”
  Mrs。Dunninspectedthevisitorthroughherlorgnette,andcondescendedtoadmitthatshewas”delighted。””I’mverygladyoucalled,”continuedCaroline。”Wewerejustintime,weren’twe?Dositdown。Andifyouwillwaitaminuteuntilweremoveourwraps——SteveringforEdwards,please。””I’mafraidIcan’twait,MissWarren。Idroppedintoseeyouruncle,athisinvitation,and,asamatteroffact,Ididn’tknow——””ToseeourUNCLE!”interruptedStephen,inamazement。”Who?””Youruncle,CaptainWarrenhere,”explainedPearson,surprisedinhisturn。”HeandImadeeachother’sacquaintanceyesterday,andheaskedmetocall。””You——youcalledtoseeHIM?”repeatedStephen。”Why,whatintheworld——?””Itookthelibertyofaskin’him,Caroline,”observedCaptainElishaquietly,andignoringthelastspeaker。”Ididn’tknowyouknewhim,andIusedtosailalongwithHISuncle,soheseemedalmostlikeownfolks。””Oh!”Caroline’smannerchanged。”Ipresumeitwasabusinesscall,”shesaidslowly。”Ibegpardonforinterrupting。Wehadnotseenyousincefather’sdeath,Mr。Pearson,andIassumedthatyouhadcalleduponmybrotherandme。Excuseme。Mrs。Dunn,wewillgointothedrawing-room。”
  Sheledthewaytowardtheapartment。CaptainElishawasabouttospeak。Pearson,however,explainedforhim。”MissWarren,”hesaid,”ifbyabusinesscallyoumeanoneintheinterestofthePlanet,Iassureyouthatyouaremistaken。Iamnolongerconnectedwithanypaper。ImetCaptainWarren,underratherunusualcircumstances。Wediscoveredthatwehadmutualfriendsandmutualinterests。Heaskedmetocallonhim,andI
  didso。Ididnotknow,untilfiveminutesago,thathewasyouruncleorthatyouandyourbrotherlivedhere。Ibegyouwon’tleavetheroomonmyaccount。Iwasabouttogowhenyoucame。
  Goodevening。”
  Hebowedandsteppedtowardthehall。CaptainElishalaidahandonhisarmanddetainedhim。”Justaminute,”hesaid。”Caroline,IwantyouandStevetoknowthatwhatMr。Pearsonsaysisexactlytrue。Iain’tthekindtotalktothenewspapersabouttheprivateaffairsofmyrelations,and,ifI’manyjudgeofcharacter,Mr。Pearson,knowin’youasitseemshedoes,wouldn’tbethekindtolisten。That’sall。Now,Jim,ifyoumustgo。”
  Heandhisguestwereatthedoor。CarolineandMrs。Dunnwereattheoppositesideoftheroom。Suddenlythegirlhalted,turned,and,movingacrosstowhereheruncleandtheyoungmanwerestanding,oncemoreextendedherhand。”Mr。Pearson,”shesaid,impulsively,”againIaskyourpardon。I
  shouldhaveknown。IamverysorryIspokeasIdid。Willyouforgiveme?”
  Pearsoncolored。Hisembarrassmentwasmoreevidentthanbefore。”Thereisnooccasionforapology,MissWarren,”hesaid。”Idon’twonderyouthoughtIhadcomeinmyformercapacityasreporter。””Yes,youdo。YouMUSThavewondered。Iamverygladyoucalledtoseemy——myguardian,andIhopeyouwillcontinuetodoso。
  Fatherusedtospeaksohighlyofyou,andI’msurehevaluedyourfriendship。StephenandIwishtoconsiderhisfriendsours。
  Pleasebelievethatyouarewelcomehereatanytime。”
  Pearson’sreplywasbrief。”Thankyou,MissWarren,”hesaid。”Youareverykind。Goodevening。”
  Inthehall,astheywaitedfortheelevator,CaptainElisha,happierthanatanytimesincehisarrivalinNewYork,clappedhisfriendontheshoulder。”Jim,”hesaid,”Iwasbeginnin’todoubtmyjudgmentofthingsandfolks。NowIfeelbetter。Thatnieceofminehasgottherightstuffinher。AfterTHATinvitation,youwillcomeandseeusonceinawhile。Thatmakesiteasier,hey?”
  Pearsonshookhishead。”I’mnotsure,Captain,”heobserved,slowly,”thatitdoesn’tmakeitharder。Ishalllookforyouattheboardinghouseverysoon。Don’tdisappointme。Goodnight。”
  Thecaptain’slastremarkthateveningwasmadetoEdwards,whomhemetjustoutsidethedoorofhisbedroom。”Commodore,”hesaid,”abarnfullofratsisanuisance,ain’tit?””Sir?”stammeredtheastonishedbutler。”Isayabarnfullofratsisanuisance。””Why——why,yes,sir。Ishouldthinkitmightbe,sir。””Yup。Well,Iknowaworseone。It’sahousefullofmysteries。
  By,by,Son。Pleasantdreams。”
  Hesatupuntillate,meditatingprofoundly。Then,takingfromitsenvelopetheletteryetunsealed,whichhehadwrittentoMissAbigailBaker,headdedthispostscript:”Eleveno’clock。Ihavedecided,Abbie,toaccepttheguardianshipandtherestofit,foraspell,anyhow。Shallnotifythelawyersinthemorning。Necessityisonething,andpleasureisanother。
  IdoubtifIfindthejobpleasant,butIguessitisnecessary。
  Anyhow,itlooksthatwaytome。”
  CHAPTERVIII
  AnnouncementofCaptainElisha’sdecisionfollowedquickly。
  Sylvester,Kuhn,andGravesreceivedthetelephonemessagestatingit,andtheseniorpartnerwasunqualifiedlydelighted。Kuhnacceptedhisassociate’sopinionwithsomereservation。”Itisanoddpieceofbusiness,thewholeofit,”hedeclared。”Ishallbecurioustoseehowitworksout。”AsforMr。Graves,whentheinformationwasconveyedtohimbymessenger,heexpresseddisgustanddismay。”Ridiculous!”hesaid。”Doctor,Isimplymustbeupandaboutwithinthenextfewdays。Itisnecessarythatasane,conservativemanbeattheoffice。FarbeitfrommetosayawordagainstSylvester,asalawyer,butheissubjecttoimpressions。
  IimaginethisCapeCoddermadehimlaugh,and,therefore,inhisopinion,isallright。I’mgladI’mnotajoker。”
  Thecaptainsaidthathewouldbedownlaterontotalkthingsover。Meanwhile,ifthe”papersandsuch”couldbegottentogether,itwould”sortofhelpalong。”Sylvesterexplainedthattherewerecertainlegalandformalceremoniespertainingtotheacceptanceofthetrusttobegonethroughwith,andthesemusthaveprecedence。”Allright,”answeredthecaptain。”Let’shave’emalloutatonceandgettheacheandagonyover。I’llseeyoubyandby。”
  WhenMrs。CorcoranDunnmadeherdailyvisittotheWarrenapartmentthatafternoon,shefoundCarolinealoneandalmostintears。CaptainElishahadbrokenthenewsatthetableduringluncheon,afterwhichhewentdowntown。Stephen,havingraved,protested,andmadehimselfgenerallydisagreeableandhissistercorrespondinglymiserable,haddepartedfortheclub。Itwasatimeforconfidences,andthewilyMrs。Dunnrealizedthatfact。
  Shesoothed,comforted,andwithinhalfanhour,hadlearnedthewholestory。Carolinetoldherall,thestrangewill,thedisclosureconcerningthecountryuncle,andtheinexplicableclausesbeggingthelattertoaccepttheexecutorship,thetrust,andthechargeofherbrotherandherself。Incidentallyshementionedthatapossiblefivehundredthousandwastheextremelimitofthefamily’specuniaryresources。”Nowyouknoweverything,”sobbedCaroline。”Oh,Mrs。Dunn,YOU
  won’tdesertus,willyou?”
  Thewidow’sreplywasatriumph,ofitskind。Initwereexpressedsorrow,indignation,pity,andunswervingloyalty。Desertthem?
  Deserttheyoungpeople,towardwhomshehadcometofeelalmostlikeamother?Never!”YoumaydependonMalcolmandme,mydear,”shedeclared。”Wearenotfair-weatherfriends。And,afterall,itisnotsoverybad。
  Affairsmightbeverymuchworse。””Worse!Oh,Mrs。Dunn,howcouldtheybe?Thinkofit!StephenandIaredependentuponhimforeverything。Wemustaskhimforeverypenny。AndwhateverhesaystodoweMUSTdo。We’reobligedto。Justthink!ifhedecidestotakeusbackwithhimto——SouthDenboro,orwhateverdreadfulplacehecomesfrom,weshallhavetogo——andlivethere。””Buthewon’t,mydear。Hewon’t。Itwilltakesometimetosettleyourfather’saffairs,andthebusinesswillhavetobetransactedhereinNewYork。””Iknow。Isupposethat’strue。Butthatdoesn’tmakeitanyeasier。Ifhestopsherehewillstaywithus。Andwhatshallwedo?Wecan’tintroducehimtoourfriends,or,atleast,toanyexceptourbest,ourunderstandingfriends,likeyouandMalcolm。””Why,I’mnotsure。Heisrather——well——er——countryfied,butI
  believehehasagoodheart。Heisnotrudeorunkindoranythingofthatsort,ishe?””No。No-o。He’snotthat,atall。Infact,hemeanstobekindinhisway。Butit’ssuchadifferentwayfromours。Heisnotusedtosociety;hewouldn’tunderstandthatcertainthingsandwayswereabsolutelyessential。Isupposeitisn’thisfaultexactly,butthatdoesn’thelp。Andhowcanwetellhim?””Idon’tknowthatyoucantellhim,butyoumighthint。Diplomacy,mydear,isoneofthenecessaryelementsoflife。Whateverelseyoudoremembertobediplomatic。Mypoorhusbandusedtohaveapetproverb——hewasinterestedinpolitics,mydear,andsomeofhissayingswereatriflegrotesquebutverymuchtothepoint。Heusedtosaythatonecouldgetridofmoreflieswithmolassesthanwithaclub。AndIthinkhewasright。Nowletmeconsider。Let’slookthesituationrightintheface。Ofcourseyourguardian,asacompanion,asanassociateforus,forourkindofpeople,is,tobequitefrank,impossible。””Yes。Yes,I’msureheis。””Yes。ButheISyourguardian。Therefore,wecan’tgetridofhimwith——well,withaclub。Hemustbeenduredandmadeasendurableaspossible。Anditcertainlywillnotdotooffendhim。””Stevesayswemustdowhathecallsfreezinghimout——makehimfeelthatwedonotwanthimhere。””Hum!Well,Stephenisaniceboy——Malcolmadoreshim——butheisn’tadiplomat。Ifweshould——whatisit?——freezeoutyouruncle——””Pleasecallhimsomethingelse。””Well,we’llcallhimtheencumbranceontheestate;that’slegal,Ibelieve,andexpressesitnicely。Ifweshouldfreezeouttheencumbrance,weMIGHTfreezehimtohisvillage,andheMIGHT
  insistonyourgoingwithhim,whichwouldn’tdoatALL,mydear。
  Foronething,Malcolmwouldprobablyinsistongoing,also,andI,forone,don’tyearnforruralsimplicity。Ha!ha!Oh,youmustn’tmindme。I’monlyadotingmamma,dearie,andIhavemyaircastleslikeeveryoneelse。So,freezingoutwon’tdo。No,youandStevemustbepolitetoourencumbrance。””Ishallnotgetonmykneestohimandbeg。ThatIsha’n’tdo。””Nooneexpectsyouto。Ifanyonebegsitshouldbehe。Condescendtojustalittle。Makehimfeelhisplace。Correcthimwhenhegoestoofarwrong,andignorehimwhenhegetsassertive。Asforgettingridofhimattimeswhenitmaybenecessary——well,Ithinkyoumaysafelyleavethattome。””Toyou?Oh,Mrs。Dunn,wecouldn’tthinkofdraggingyouintoit。
  Itisbadenoughthatweshouldbedisgraced;butyoumustnotbe。””Mydearchild,ITHINKmypositioninsocietyissufficientlyestablishedtowarrantariskortwo。If_I_amseenincompanywith——withtheencumbrance,peoplewillmerelysay,’Oh,it’sanotherofhereccentricities!’that’sall。Now,don’tworry,anddon’tfretallthatprettycolorfromyourcheeks。Alwaysrememberthis:itisbutforayearoratrifleover。Thenyouwillbeofageandcansendyourencumbrancetotheright-aboutinahurry。”
  Caroline,underthespellofthisconvincingeloquence,begantocheerup。Sheevensmiled。”Well,”shesaid,”Iwilltrytobediplomatic。Ireallywill。
  ButStephen——I’mnotsurewhatdreadfulthingHEwilldo。””Hewillreturntocollegesoon。Iwilltakeuponmyselftheconvincingoftheencumbrancetothateffect。Andwhileheisathome,Malcolmwilltakechargeofhim。Hewillbedelightedtodoit。””Mrs。Dunn,howcanweeverthankyousufficiently?WhatshouldwedowithoutyouandMalcolm?””IHOPE,mydear,thatyouwillneverhavetodowithoutme;notformanyyears,atanyrate。Ofcourse,thereisalwaysmypoorheart,but——wewon’tworry,willwe?”
  So,withakissandanembrace,thisaffectinginterviewended。
  TherewasanotherthateveningbetweenMrs。Dunnandherson,whichwasnotdevoidofinterest。Malcolmlistenedtotheinformationwhichhismothergavehim,andcommenteduponitincharacteristicfashion。”Humph!”heobserved,”twohundredandfiftythousand,insteadofthetwomillionyoufiguredon,Mater!Twohundredandfiftythousandisn’tsomuch,inthesedays。””No,”repliedhisparent,sharply,”itisn’tsomuch,butitisn’tsolittle,either。””Isupposeonecangetalongonit。””Yes,onecan。Infact,Iknowoftwowhoaremanagingwithagooddealless。Don’tbeanymoreofafoolthanyoucanhelp,Malcolm。
  Thesumitselfisn’tsmall,and,besides,theWarrensareafamilyofstanding。Tobeconnectedwiththemisworthagooddeal。
  Thereareinfinitepossibilitiesinit。Oh,ifonlyImightlivetoseethedaywhentradespeoplemeantsomethingotherthannuisancestobedodged,ITHINKIcoulddiecontented。””Caro’sadecentsortofagirl,”commentedMalcolm,reflectively。”She’sabrightgirlandanattractiveone。Justnowsheisinamoodtoturntous,toyou。But,forHeaven’ssake,becareful!
  Sheisdelicateandsensitiveandrequiresmanaging。Shelikesyou。Ifonlyyouweren’tsuchablunderer!””Muchobliged,Mater。You’refreewithyourcomplimentsthisevening。What’sthetrouble?Another’heart’?”No。MyheartIcantrust,uptocertainlimits。ButI’mafraidofyourhead,justasIalwayswasofyourfather’s。Andhere’sonemorebitofadvice:Becarefulhowyoutreatthatcountryuncle。””TheAdmiral!Ho!ho!He’sacard。””Hemaybethetrumpthatwillloseusthetrick。Treathimcivilly;yes,evencordially,ifyoucan。AndDON’Tinsulthimasyoudidthefirsttimeyouandhemet。”
  Theyoungmancrossedhislegs,andgruntedinresignation。”Well,”hesaid,”it’sgoingtobeaconfoundedbore,but,attheverylongest,it’lllastbutayear。ThenCarowillbeherownmistress。””Yes。Buttherearethreehundredandsixty-fivedaysinayear;
  rememberthat。””Allright,Mater。Youcanbetonme。TheoldhayseedandIwillbebosompals。Waitandsee。”
  Theformalitiesatthelawyers’tooksometime。CaptainElishawasabsentfromtheapartmentthebetterpartofthefollowingtwodays。Theevenings,however,hespentwithhisnieceandnephew,and,ifatallsensitivetosuddenchangesofthetemperature,hemusthavenoticedthattheatmosphereofthelibrarywaslessfrigid。Carolinewasnotcommunicative,didnotmakeconversation,norwassheintheleastfamiliar;butsheansweredhisquestions,didnotleavetheroomwhenheentered,andseemedinclinedtoaccepthissocietywithresignation,ifnotwithenthusiasm。EvenStephenwaslesssarcasticandbitter。Attimes,whenhisnewguardiandidorsaidsomethingwhichoffendedhishighlycultivatedsenseoftheproprieties,heseemedinclinedtoburstoutwithasneer;butaquick”ahem!”orawarningglancefromhissistercausedhimtoremainsilentandventhisindignationbykickingafootstoolorbarkingaviolentorderattheunresistingEdwards。
  Carolineandherbrotherhadhadahearttohearttalk,and,asaresult,theall-wiseyounggentlemanpromisedtomakenomoretroublethanhecouldhelp。”Though,bygad,Caro,”hedeclared,”it’sonlyforyouIdoit!
  IfIhadmywaytheoldbutt-inshouldunderstandexactlywhatI
  thinkofhim。”
  OnThursday,afterluncheon,asCaptainElishasatinhisownroom,readingabookhehadtakenfromthelibrary,therecameaknockatthedoor。”Comeaheadin!”orderedthecaptain。Carolineentered。Heruncleroseandputdownthebook。”Oh!”heexclaimed,”isityou?Excuseme。Ithought’twastheCommodore——Edwards,Imean。IfI’dknownyouwascomin’callin’,Caroline,Ishouldn’thavebeenquitesobossy。GuessI’dhaveopenedthedoorforyou,insteadoflettin’youdoityourself。””Thankyou,”answeredhisniece。”Icametoseeyouon——Isupposeyoumightcallitbusiness。Atanyrate,itisafinancialmatter。
  Isha’n’tdetainyoulong。”
  CaptainElishawasatrifledisappointed。”Oh,”hesaid,”onbusiness,wasit?Ihoped——Ididn’tknowbutyou’dcomejustoutofsociability。However,I’mmightygladtoseeyou,Caroline,nomatterwhatit’sfor。That’sarealbecomin’
  dressyou’vegoton,”headded,inspectingheradmiringly。”I
  declare,youlookprettiereverytimeIseeyou。Youfavoryourpaconsider’ble;Icanseeitmoreandmore。’Bijehadaboutallthegoodlookstherewasinourfamily,”withachuckle。”Setdown,do。”
  Thegirlseatedherselfinarocker,andlookedathimforamomentwithoutspeaking。Sheseemedtohavesomethingonhermind,andnottoknowexactlyhowtoexpressit。”CaptainWarren,”shebegan,”I——Icametoaskafavor。Iamobligedtoaskit,becauseyouareour——”shealmostchokedoverthehatedword——”ourguardian,andIcannolongeractonmyownresponsibility。Iwishtoaskyouforsomemoney。
  CaptainElishanoddedgravely。”Isee”hesaid。”Well,Caroline,Idon’tbelieveyou’llfindmeveryclose-fisted。IthinkItoldyouandStevethatyouwastodojustasyou’dbeeninthehabitofdoin’。OfcourseIAMyourguardiannow,andIshallbeheldresponsibleforwhateverexpensecomestotheestate。Itisquitearesponsibility,andIsounderstandit。AsIsaidtoyouwhenItoldyouI’ddecidedtotakethejobontrial,WHILEIhaveitit’llbemypridetoseethatyouoryourbrotherdon’tloseanything。Iintend,iftheAlmightysparesmesolongandIkeeponwiththetrust,toturnover,whenmyterm’sout,atleastasmuchtoyouandSteveasyourfatherleft。That’sall。Excusemeformentioningitagain。Now,howmuchdoyouwant?Isyourreg’larallowancetoosmall?
  Remember,Idon’tknowmuchaboutsuchthingshereinNewYork,andyoumustbefrankandaboveboardandtellmeifyouhaveanycomplaints。””Ihavenocomplaints。Myallowanceissufficient。Itisthesamethatfatherusedtogiveme,anditisallIneed。Butthisisamatteroutsidemypersonalneeds。””Um-hm。Somethin’todowiththehouseholdexpenses,hey?””No。Itis——isamatterof——well,ofcharity。Itmayamounttoseveralhundreddollars。””Yes,yes。Isee。Charity,hey?Church?””No。Oneofthemaids,Annie,hastroubleathome,andIwantedtohelpher。”
  Thecaptainnoddedoncemore。”Annie,”herepeated,”that’stherosy-facedone?TheIrishone?””Yes。Herfatherwasseriouslyinjuredtheotherdayandcannotwork。Hishipisbroken,andthedoctor’sbillwillbelarge。
  Theyareverypoor,andIthoughtperhaps——”Shehesitated,faltered,andthensaidhaughtily:”Fatherwasverysympatheticandlikedtohavemedosuchthings。””Sho!sho!Sartin!Coursehedid。Ilikeit,too。I’mgladyoucametomejustasyoudid,Caroline。Howmuchdoyouwanttostartwith?””Idon’tknow,exactly。IthoughtImightaskourowndoctortoattendtothecase,andmightsendthemsomedelicaciesandfood。””Goodidea!Gorightahead,Caroline。””Thankyou。Ihavebeenovertoseethem,andtheyneedhelp——theyreallydo。””Ipresumelikely。How’dtheaccidenthappen?Anybody’sfault,wasit?”
  Caroline’seyessnapped。”Indeeditwas!”shesaid,indignantly。”Itwasawetmorning,afterarain,andthepavementwasslippery。
  Mr。Moriarty,Annie’sfather,wasnotworkingthatday——theyweremakingsomerepairsatthefactorywhereheisemployed,Ibelieve——
  andhehadgoneouttodothefamilymarketing。Hewascrossingthestreetwhenanautomobile,recklesslydriven,soeveryonesays,drovedirectlydownonhim。Hetriedtojumpoutofthewayandsucceeded——otherwisehemighthavebeenkilled;buthefellandbrokehiship。Heisanoldman,andthecaseisserious。””Dear!dear!youdon’ttellme!Pooroldchap!Theautofeller——
  didhehelp?Seemstomeheoughttobetheonetobespendin’themoney。’Twashisfault。””Help!Indeedhedidn’t!Heandthemanwithhimmerelylaughed,asifitwasagoodjoke,putonspeed,anddisappearedasquicklyaspossible。””Why,themeanswab!DidthisMr。Moriartyorthefolksaroundgetthelicensenumberoftheauto?””No。Alltheyknowisthatitwasabigyellowcarwithtwomeninit。””Hey?Ayellowcar?””Yes。SomewhatsimilartotheoneMalcolm——Mr。Dunndrives。””So,so!Hum!Wheredidithappen?””OnSaintNicholasAvenue,nearOneHundredandTwenty-EighthStreet。””Eh?SaintNicholasAvenue,yousay?””Yes。”Carolineroseandturnedtogo。”Thankyou,CaptainWarren,”shesaid。”IwilltellDoctorHenrytotakethecaseatonce。”
  Thecaptaindidnotanswerimmediately。Withhischininhishandhewasgazingatthefloor。”Goodafternoon,”saidCaroline。
  Herunclelookedup。”Er——Waitjustaminute,Caroline,”hesaid。”Iguessmaybe,ifyoudon’tmind,I’dliketothinkthisoveralittleaforeyougotoofar。Youhaveyourdoctorgorightaheadandseetotheoldman,andyouorderthethingstoeatandwhatever’snecessary。ButaforeyougiveAnnieorherfatheranymoney,I’dkindofliketofiggeralittlemite。”
  Hisniecestoppedshort,turnedandstaredathim。”Oh!”shesaid,slowlyandicily,”Isee。Pleasedon’ttroubleyourself。Ishouldhaveknown。However,myallowanceismyown,andIpresumeIampermittedtodowhatIpleasewiththat。””Caroline,don’tbehasty。Iain’tsayin’noaboutthemoney。Farfromit。Ionly——””Iunderstand——thoroughly。Don’ttroubleto’figure,’asyoucallit。Oh!WHYdidIhumiliatemyself?Ishouldhaveknown!””Caroline,please——”
  Butthegirlhadgone,closingthedoorafterher。CaptainElishashookhishead,heavedadeepsigh,andthen,sinkingbackintohischair,relapsedintomeditation。Soonafterwardheputonhishatandcoatandwentout。
  HalfanhourlaterheenteredtheofficeofafirmofcommissionbrokersonlowerBroadStreet,andinquiredifagentlemanbythenameofMr。MalcolmDunnwasconnectedwiththatestablishment。Onbeingansweredintheaffirmative,heaskedifMr。Dunnwerein。
  Yes,hewas。”Well,”saidCaptainElisha,”I’dliketospeaktohimaminuteorso。Justtellhimmyname’sWarren,ifyoudon’tmind,youngfeller。”
  Theclerkobjectedtobeingaddressedas”youngfeller,”andshowedhisdisapprovalbythehaughtyandindifferentmannerinwhichhedepartedontheerrand。However,hedidsodepart,andreturnedfollowedbyMalcolmhimself。Thelatter,whohadbeenmisledbythenameintosupposinghiscallertobeStephenWarren,wasmuchastonishedwhenhesawthecaptainseatedoutsidetherailing。”Goodafternoon,”saidCaptainElisha,risingandextendinghishand:”Howareyouto-day,sir?Prettysmart?”
  Theyoungmanansweredbrieflythathewasallright。Headdedhewasgladtoseehisvisitor,astatementmorepolitethantruthful。”Well,what’sup?”heinquired,condescendingly。”NothingwrongwithCaroorSteve,Ihope。””No,they’refust-rate,thankyou。””What’sdoing,then?Isitpleasureorbusiness?””Well,alittleofboth,maybe。It’salwaysapleasuretoseeyou,ofcourse;andIhavegotalittlemiteofbusinessonhand。”
  Malcolmsmiled,inhislanguidfashion。Ifhesuspectedsarcasminthefirstpartofthecaptain’sreply,itdidnottroublehim。Hisself-sufficiencywasproofagainstanythingofthatsort。”Business,”herepeated。”Well,that’swhatI’mherefor。
  Thinkingofcorneringthe——er——potatomarket,wereyou?””No-o。Cranberrieswouldbemoreinmyline,andIcal’lateyoufellersdon’tdealinthatkindofsass。IhadaprivatematterI
  wantedtotalkoverwithyou,Mr。Dunn;thatis,ifyouain’ttoobusy。”
  Malcolmlookedathimwithanamusedcuriosity。Ashehadexpresseditintheconversationwithhismother,thisoldfellowcertainlywasa”card。”Heseatedhimselfonthearmoftheoaksettlefromwhichthecaptainhadrisenand,lazilyswingingapolishedshoe,admittedthathewasalwaysbusybutnevertoobusytooblige。”What’sonyourmind,Captain?”hedrawled。
  CaptainElishaglancedabouthimsomewhatuneasily。”I——Idon’tknowasImadeitquiteclear,”hesaid,”thatitwassortofprivate;somethin’justbetweenus,youunderstand。”
  Malcolmhesitated。Slidingfromthesettle,andimpatientlycommandingtheclerktoopenthegateintherailing,heledhiscallerthroughthemainofficeandintoasmallroombeyond。Ontheglasspaneofthedoorwaslettered,”Mr。Dunn——Private。”A
  roll-topdeskinthecornerandthreechairswerethefurniture。
  Malcolm,afterclosingthedoor,sprawledintheswingchairbeforethedesk,threwonelegoveradrawer,whichhepulledoutforthatpurpose,andmotionedhiscompaniontooccupyoneoftheotherchairs。
  CaptainElishatooktheofferedchairanddroppedhishatonthefloorbesideit。Thenheinspectedtheroomanditsfurnishingswithinterest。Dunndrewoutapocketcase,extractedacigarette,litit,andwaitedforhimtospeak。”Well,”observedtheyoungman,afteramoment,what’sthetrouble,Admiral?Bettergetitoffyourchest,hadn’tyou?We’reprivateenoughhere。”
  Thecaptainansweredthelastquestion。”Yes,”hesaid,”thisisniceandprivate。Gotastateroomalltoyourself;nameonthedoor,andeverythingcomplete。Youmustbeoneoftheofficersofthecraft。””Yes。””Um-hm。Isortofexpectedtofindyournameonthedooroutside,butthere’twas,’Smith,Haynes&Co。’Ipresumelikelyyou’rethe’Co。’””_I_’presumelikely,’”withmockingimpatience。”Whataboutthatprivatematter?”
  CaptainElishadidnotappeartohearhim。HiseyeswerefixedonseveralphotographsstuckintherailofMr。Dunn’sdesk。Thephotoswerethoseofyoungladies。”Friendsofyours?”inquiredthecaptain,noddingtowardthephotographs。”No。”Dunntookthephotosfromtherackandthrewthemintoapigeonhole。”Lookhere,”hesaid,pointedly,”Iwouldn’thurryyoufortheworld,but——”
  Hepaused。CaptainElishadidnottakethehint。Hismindwasevidentlystillbusywiththevanishedphotographs。”Justfancypictures,Is’pose,hey?”hecommented。”Doubtless。AnyotherlittlepointsIcangiveyou?””Iguessnot。Ithoughttheywasfancy;lookedsotome。Well,aboutthatprivatematter。Mr。Dunn,Icometoseeyouaboutanautomobile。””Anautomobile!”Theyoungmanwassoastonishedthatheactuallyremovedhisfeetfromthedesk。Thenheburstintoalaugh。”Anautomobile?”herepeated。”Captain,hastheinfluenceofthemetropolismadeyouasportalready?Doyouwanttobuyacar?””Buyone?”ItwasCaptainElisha’sturntoshowirritation。”Buyoneofthemthings?Me?Iwouldn’tbuyoneof’em,orrunoneof’em,forsomethin’,_I_tellyou!No,Idon’twanttobuyone。””Whynot?Sellyoumineforaprice。””NotifIseeyoufust,thankyou。No,Mr。Dunn,’tain’tthat。
  Butoneofthehiredhelpuptoourplace——Caroline’splace,I
  mean——isintroubleonaccountofoneofthedrattedmachines。
  They’repoorfolks,ofcourse,andtheyneedmoneytohelp’emthroughthedoctorin’andnursin’andwhiletheoldman’soutofwork。Carolinewasforgivin’itto’emrightoff,she’sagood-
  heartedgirl;butIsaid——thatis,Ikindofcoaxedheroutofit。
  IthoughtI’dasksomequestionsfirst。””Soyoucametometoaskthem?”Malcolmsmiledcontentedly。
  Evidentlythecaresandcomplicationsofguardianshipwerealreadyprovingtoointricatefortheunsophisticatedcountryman。Hewishedadvice,andhadcometohimforit,possiblyatCaroline’ssuggestion。Affairswereshapingthemselveswell。Herewasanopportunitytoactthedisinterestedfriend,aspermaternalinstructions。”Soyouwantedtoaskquestions,didyou,Captain?”herepeated。”Well,fireaway。AnythingIcandotohelpyouorCarolinewillbeapleasure,ofcourse。Smoke?”
  Heofferedthecigarettecase。Thecaptaineyeditdubiouslyandshookhishead。”No,”hesaid;”no,thankyou,Icommencedsmokin’atthebuttend,Iguess。Begunwithapipe,andthemthingswouldseemsortofkindergarten,I’mafraid。Nooffensemeant,youunderstand。It’sallaccordin’towhatyou’vebeenusedto。Well,aboutthequestions。Here’sthefirstone:Don’titseemtoyouthattherightonetopayforthedoctorin’andnursin’andsuchofMr。
  Moriarty——that’sAnnie’spa——oughttobethefellerwhohurthim?
  Thatfeller,insteadofCaroline?””Surething!Ifyouknowwhodidit,he’syourmark。””Hecouldbeheldresponsible,couldn’the?””Certainly。””Um-hm。SoIthought。Andifhewasaright-mindedchap,he’dbegladtohelpthepoorcritter,providin’heknewwhatdamagehe’ddone;wouldn’tyouthinkso?”
  Malcolmnoddedsagely,openedhismouthtospeak,andthencloseditagain。Asuddenrecollectioncametohim,analarmingrecollection。Heturnedinhischairandlookedathisvisitor。