NightsetitsleadensealupontheplansmadebythesometimeattorneyofMantes,andaformidableschemesproutedup,aflourishingscheme,fertileinharvestsofgainandintrigue。LaCibotwasthehingeuponwhichthewholematterturned;andforthisreason,anyrebelliononthepartoftheinstrumentmustbeatonceputdown;suchactiononherpartwasquiteunexpected;butFraisierhadputforthallthestrengthofhisrancorousnature,andtheaudaciousportresslaytrampledunderhisfeet。
  “Come,reassureyourself,mydearmadame,“heremarked,holdingouthishand。Thetouchofthecold,serpent-likeskinmadeaterribleimpressionupontheportress。Itbroughtaboutsomethinglikeaphysicalreaction,whichcheckedheremotion;Mme。Fontaine'stoad,Astaroth,seemedtohertobelessdeadlythanthispoison-sacthatworeasandywigandspokeintoneslikethecreakingofahinge。
  “DonotimaginethatIamfrighteningyoutonopurpose,“Fraisiercontinued。LaCibot'sfeelingofrepulsionhadnotescapedhim。“TheaffairswhichmadeMme。laPresidente'sdreadfulreputationaresowellknownatthelaw-courts,thatyoucanmakeinquiriesthereifyoulike。ThegreatpersonwhowasallbutsentintoalunaticasylumwastheMarquisd'Espard。TheMarquisd'Esgrignonwassavedfromthehulks。Thehandsomeyoungmanwithwealthandagreatfuturebeforehim,whowastohavemarriedadaughterofoneofthefirstfamiliesofFrance,andhangedhimselfinacelloftheConciergerie,wasthecelebratedLuciendeRubempre;theaffairmadeagreatdealofnoiseinParisatthetime。Thatwasaquestionofawill。Hismistress,thenotoriousEsther,diedandlefthimseveralmillions,andtheyaccusedtheyoungfellowofpoisoningher。HewasnoteveninParisatthetimeofherdeath,nordidhesomuchasknowthewomanhadleftthemoneytohim!——Onecannotwellbemoreinnocentthanthat!Well,afterM。Camusotexaminedhim,hehangedhimselfinhiscell。Law,likemedicine,hasitsvictims。Inthefirstcase,onemansuffersforthemany,andinthesecond,hediesforscience,“headded,andanuglysmilestoleoverhislips。“Well,Iknowtherisksmyself,yousee;
  poorandobscurelittleattorneyasIam,thelawhasbeentheruinofme。Myexperiencewasdearlybought——itisallatyourservice。“
  “Thankyou,no,“saidLaCibot;“Iwillhavenothingtodowithit,uponmyword!……Ishallhavenourishedingratitude,thatisall!I
  wantnothingbutmydue;Ihavethirtyyearsofhonestybehindme,sir。M。PonssaysthathewillrecommendmetohisfriendSchmucke;
  wellandgood,IshallendmydaysinpeacewiththeGerman,goodman。“
  Fraisierhadovershothismark。HehaddiscouragedLaCibot。Nowhewasobligedtoremovetheseunpleasantimpressions。
  “Donotletusgiveup,“hesaid;“justgoawayquietlyhome。Come,now,wewillsteertheaffairtoagoodend。“
  “Butwhataboutmy/rentes/,whatamItodotogetthem,and——“
  “Andfeelnoremorse?”heinterruptedquickly。“Eh!itispreciselyforthatthatmenofbusinesswereinvented;unlessyoukeepwithinthelaw,yougetnothing。Youknownothingoflaw;Iknowagooddeal。
  Iwillseethatyoukeepontherightsideofit,andyoucanholdyourowninallmen'ssight。Asforyourconscience,thatisyourownaffair。“
  “Verywell,tellmehowtodoit,“returnedLaCibot,curiousanddelighted。
  “Idonotknowhowyet。Ihavenotlookedatthestrongpointsofthecaseyet;Ihavebeenbusywiththeobstacles。Butthefirstthingtobedoneistourgehimtomakeawill;youcannotgowrongoverthat;
  andfindout,firstofall,howPonsmeanstoleavehisfortune;forifyouwerehisheir——“
  “No,no;hedoesnotlikeme。Ah!ifIhadbutknownthevalueofhisgimcracks,andifIhadknownwhatIknownowabouthisamours,I
  shouldbeeasyinmymindthisday——“
  “Keepon,infact,“brokeinFraisier。“Dyingfolkhavequeerfancies,mydearmadame;theydisappointhopesmanyatime。Lethimmakehiswill,andthenweshallsee。Andofallthings,thepropertymustbevalued。SoImustseethisRemonencqandtheJew;theywillbeveryusefultous。Putentireconfidenceinme,Iamatyourdisposal。Whenaclientisafriendtome,Iamhisfriendthroughthickandthin。
  Friendorenemy,thatismycharacter。“
  “Verywell,“saidLaCibot,“Iamyoursentirely;andasforfees,M。
  Poulain——“
  “Letussaynothingaboutthat,“saidFraisier。“ThinkhowyoucankeepPoulainatthebedside;heisoneofthemostuprightandconscientiousmenIknow;and,yousee,wewantsomeonetherewhomwecantrust。PoulainwoulddobetterthanI;Ihavelostmycharacter。“
  “Youlookasifyouhad,“saidLaCibot;“but,formyownpart,I
  shouldtrustyou。“
  “Andyouwoulddowell。Cometoseemewheneveranythinghappens,and——there!——youareanintelligentwoman;allwillgowell。“
  “Good-day,M。Fraisier。Ihopeyouwillrecoveryourhealth。Yourservant,sir。“
  Fraisierwenttothedoorwithhisclient。Butthistimeitwashe,andnotLaCibot,whowasstruckwithanideaonthethreshold。
  “IfyoucouldpersuadeM。Ponstocallmein,itwouldbeagreatstep。“
  “Iwilltry,“saidLaCibot。
  Fraisierdrewherbackintohissanctum。“Lookhere,oldlady,IknowM。Trognon,thenotaryofthequarter,verywell。IfM。Ponshasnotanotary,mentionM。Trognontohim。MakehimtakeM。Trognon——“
  “Right,“returnedLaCibot。
  Andasshecameoutagainsheheardtherustleofadressandthesoundofastealthy,heavyfootstep。
  Outinthestreetandbyherself,Mme。Cibottosomeextentrecoveredherlibertyofmindasshewalked。Thoughtheinfluenceoftheconversationwasstilluponher,andshehadalwaysstoodindreadofscaffolds,justice,andjudges,shetookaverynaturalresolutionwhichwastobringaboutaconflictofstrategybetweenherandherformidablelegaladviser。
  “WhatdoIwantwithotherfolk?”saidshetoherself。“Letusmakearoundsum,andafterwardsIwilltakeallthattheyoffermetopushtheirinterests;“andthisthought,aswillshortlybeseen,hastenedthepooroldmusician'send。
  “Well,dearM。Schmucke,andhowisourdear,adoredpatient?”askedLaCibot,asshecameintotheroom。
  “Ferypad;Bonshafpeenvanderingalldernight。“
  “Then,whatdidhesay?”
  “Chustnonsense。HevoulddotIhafallhisfortune,onkonditiondotIsellnodings——Denhecried!Boormann!Itmademever'sad。“
  “Nevermind,honey,“returnedtheportress。“Ihavekeptyouwaitingforyourbreakfast;itisnineo'clockandpast;butdon'tscoldme。I
  havebusinessonhand,yousee,businessofyours。Herearewewithoutanymoney,andIhavebeenouttogetsome。“
  “Vere?”askedSchmucke。
  “Ofmyuncle。“
  “Onkel?”
  “Upthespout。“
  “Shpout?”
  “Oh!thedearman!howsimpleheis?No,youareasaint,alove,anarchbishopofinnocence,amanthatoughttobestuffed,astheoldactorsaid。What!youhavelivedinParisfortwenty-nineyears;yousawtheRevolutionofJuly,youdid,andyouhaveneversomuchasheardtellofapawnbroker——amanthatlendsyoumoneyonyourthings?——
  Ihavebeenpawningoursilverspoonsandforks,eightofthem,threadpattern。Pooh,CibotcaneathisvictualswithGermansilver;
  itisquitethefashionnow,theysay。Itisnotworthwhiletosayanythingtoourangelthere;itwouldupsethimandmakehimyellowerthanbefore,andheisquitecrossenoughasitis。Letusgethimroundagainfirst,andafterwardsweshallsee。Whatmustbemust;andwemusttakethingsaswefindthem,eh?”
  “Gootvoman!nopleheart!”criedpoorSchmucke,withagreattendernessinhisface。HetookLaCibot'shandandclaspedittohisbreast。Whenhelookedup,thereweretearsinhiseyes。
  “There,thatwilldo,PapaSchmucke;howfunnyyouare!Thisistoobad。Iamanolddaughterofthepeople——myheartisinmyhand。I
  havesomething/here/,yousee,likeyouhave,heartsofgoldthatyouare,“sheadded,slappingherchest。
  “BabaSchmucke!”continuedthemusician。“No。Toknowdetepthsofsorrow,tocrymittearsofblood,tomountupinderhefn——datismeinlot!IshallnotlifafterBons——“
  “Gracious!Iamsureyouwon't,youarekillingyourself——Listen,pet!”
  “Bet?”
  “Verywell,mysonny——“
  “Zonny?”
  “Mylamb,then,ifyoulikeitbetter。“
  “Itisnotmoreclear。“
  “Oh,well,let/me/takecareofyouandtellyouwhattodo;forifyougoonlikethis,Ishallhavebothofyoulaiduponmyhands,yousee。Tomylittlewayofthinking,wemustdotheworkbetweenus。YoucannotgoaboutParistogivelessonsforittiresyou,andthenyouarenotfittodoanythingafterwards,andsomebodymustsitupofanightwithM。Pons,nowthatheisgettingworseandworse。Iwillrunroundto-daytoallyourpupilsandtellthemthatyouareill;isitnotso?Andthenyoucanspendthenightswithourlamb,andsleepofamorningfromfiveo'clocktill,letussay,twointheafternoon。I
  myselfwilltaketheday,themosttiringpart,forthereisyourbreakfastanddinnertogetready,andthebedtomake,andthethingstochange,andthedosesofmedicinetogive。Icouldnotholdoutforanothertendaysatthisrate。WhatwouldbecomeofyouifIweretofallill?Andyouyourself,itmakesoneshuddertoseeyou;justlookatyourself,aftersittingupwithhimlastnight!”
  ShedrewSchmucketotheglass,andSchmuckethoughtthattherewasagreatchange。
  “So,ifyouareofmymind,I'llhaveyourbreakfastreadyinajiffy。
  Thenyouwilllookafterourpoordearagaintilltwoo'clock。Letmehavealistofyourpeople,andIwillsoonarrangeit。Youwillbefreeforafortnight。YoucangotobedwhenIcomein,andsleeptillnight。“
  Soprudentdidthepropositionseem,thatSchmuckethenandthereagreedtoit。
  “NotawordtoM。Pons;hewouldthinkitwasalloverwithhim,youknow,ifweweretotellhiminthiswaythathisengagementatthetheatreandhislessonsareputoff。Hewouldbethinkingthatheshouldnotfindhispupilsagain,poorgentleman——stuffandnonsense!
  M。PoulainsaysthatweshallsaveourBenjaminifwekeephimasquietaspossible。“
  “Ach!ferygoot!Pringupderpreakfast;Ishallmakederbett,andgifyoudieattresses!——Youareright;itvouldpetoomuchforme。“
  AnhourlaterLaCibot,inherSundayclothes,departedingreatstate,tothenosmallastonishmentoftheRemonencqs;shepromisedherselfthatshewouldsupportthecharacterofconfidentialservantofthepairofnutcrackers,intheboarding-schoolsandprivatefamiliesinwhichtheygavemusic-lessons。
  ItisneedlesstorepeatallthegossipinwhichLaCibotindulgedonherround。Themembersofeveryfamily,thehead-mistressofeveryboarding-school,weretreatedtoavariationuponthethemeofPons'
  illness。Asinglescene,whichtookplaceintheIllustriousGaudissart'sprivateroom,willgiveasufficientideaoftherest。LaCibotmetwithunheard-ofdifficulties,butshesucceededinpenetratingatlasttothepresence。KingsandcabinetministersarelessdifficultofaccessthanthemanagerofatheatreinParis;norisithardtounderstandwhysuchprodigiousbarriersareraisedbetweenthemandordinarymortals:akinghasonlytodefendhimselffromambition;themanagerofatheatrehasreasontodreadthewoundedvanityofactorsandauthors。
  LaCibot,however,struckupanacquaintancewiththeportress,andtraversedalldistancesinabriefspace。Thereisasortoffreemasonryamongtheportertribe,and,indeed,amongthemembersofeveryprofession;foreachcallinghasitsshibboleth,aswellasitsinsultingepithetandthemarkwithwhichitbrandsitsfollowers。
  “Ah!madame,youaretheportresshere,“beganLaCibot。“Imyselfamaportress,inasmallway,inahouseintheRuedeNormandie。M。
  Pons,yourconductor,lodgeswithus。Oh,howgladIshouldbetohaveyourplace,andseetheactorsanddancersandauthorsgopast。Itisthemarshal'sbatoninourprofession,astheoldactorsaid。“
  “AndhowisM。Ponsgoingon,goodman?”inquiredtheportress。
  “Heisnotgoingonatall;hehasnotlefthisbedthesetwomonths。
  Hewillonlyleavethehousefeetforemost,thatiscertain。“
  “Hewillbemissed。“
  “Yes。Ihavecomewithamessagetothemanagerfromhim。Justtrytogetmeawordwithhim,dear。“
  “AladyfromM。Ponstoseeyou,sir!”Afterthisfashiondidtheyouthattachedtotheserviceofthemanager'sofficeannounceLaCibot,whomtheportressbelowhadparticularlyrecommendedtohiscare。
  Gaudissarthadjustcomeinforarehearsal。Chancesoordereditthatnoonewishedtospeakwithhim;actorsandauthorswerealikelate。
  Delightedtohavenewsofhisconductor,hemadeaNapoleonicgesture,andLaCibotwasadmitted。
  Thesometimecommercialtraveler,nowtheheadofapopulartheatre,regardedhissleepingpartnersinthelightofalegitimatewife;theywerenotinformedofallhisdoings。Theflourishingstateofhisfinanceshadreacteduponhisperson。Grownbigandstoutandhigh-
  coloredwithgoodcheerandprosperity,GaudissartmadenodisguiseofhistransformationintoaMondor。
  “Weareturningintoacity-father,“heoncesaid,tryingtobethefirsttolaugh。
  “YouareonlyintheTurcaretstageyet,though,“retortedBixiou,whooftenreplacedGaudissartinthecompanyoftheleadingladyoftheballet,thecelebratedHeloiseBrisetout。
  TheformerIllustriousGaudissart,infact,wasexploitingthetheatresimplyandsolelyforhisownparticularbenefit,andwithbrutaldisregardofotherinterests。Hefirstinsinuatedhimselfasacollaboratorinvariousballets,plays,andvaudevilles;thenhewaitedtilltheauthorwantedmoneyandboughtuptheotherhalfofthecopyright。Theseafter-piecesandvaudevilles,alwaysaddedtosuccessfulplays,broughthiminadailyharvestofgoldcoins。Hetraffickedbyproxyintickets,allottingacertainnumbertohimself,asthemanager'sshare,tillhetookinthiswayatitheofthereceipts。AndGaudissarthadothermethodsofmakingmoneybesidestheseofficialcontributions。Hesoldboxes,hetookpresentsfromindifferentactressesburningtogouponthestagetofillsmallspeakingparts,orsimplytoappearasqueens,orpages,andthelike;
  heswelledhisnominalthirdshareoftheprofitstosuchpurposethatthesleepingpartnersscarcelyreceivedone-tenthinsteadoftheremainingtwo-thirdsofthenetreceipts。Evenso,however,thetenthpaidthemadividendoffifteenpercentontheircapital。OnthestrengthofthatfifteenpercentGaudissarttalkedofhisintelligence,honesty,andzeal,andthegoodfortuneofhispartners。
  WhenCountPopinot,showinganinterestintheconcern,askedMatifat,orGeneralGouraudMatifat'sson-in-law,orCrevel,whethertheyweresatisfiedwithGaudissart,Gouraud,nowapeerofFrance,answered,“Theysayherobsus;butheissuchaclever,good-naturedfellow,thatwearequitesatisfied。“
  “ThisislikeLaFontaine'sfable,“smiledtheex-cabinetminister。
  Gaudissartfoundinvestmentsforhiscapitalinotherventures。HethoughtwellofSchwab,Brunner,andtheGraffs;thatfirmwaspromotingrailways,hebecameashareholderinthelines。Hisshrewdnesswascarefullyhiddenbeneaththefrankcarelessnessofamanofpleasure;heseemedtobeinterestedinnothingbutamusementsanddress,yethethoughteverythingover,andhiswideexperienceofbusinessgainedasacommercialtravelerstoodhimingoodstead。
  Aself-mademan,hedidnottakehimselfseriously。Hegavesuppersandbanquetstocelebritiesinroomssumptuouslyfurnishedbythehousedecorator。Showybynature,withatastefordoingthingshandsomely,heaffectedaneasy-goingair,andseemedsomuchthelessformidablebecausehehadkepttheslangof“theroad“tousehisownexpression,withafewgreen-roomphrasessuperadded。Now,artistsinthetheatricalprofessionarewonttoexpressthemselveswithsomevigor;Gaudissartborrowedsufficientracygreen-roomtalktoblendwithhiscommercialtraveler'slivelyjocularity,andpassedforawit。Hewasthinkingatthatmomentofsellinghislicenseand“goingintoanotherline,“ashesaid。Hethoughtofbeingchairmanofarailwaycompany,ofbecomingaresponsiblepersonandanadministrator,andfinallyofmarryingMlle。Minard,daughteroftherichestmayorinParis。HemighthopetogetintotheChamberthrough“hisline,“and,withPopinot'sinfluence,totakeofficeundertheGovernment。
  “WhomhaveIthehonorofaddressing?”inquiredGaudissart,lookingmagisteriallyatLaCibot。
  “IamM。Pons'confidentialservant,sir。“
  “Well,andhowisthedearfellow?”
  “Ill,sir——veryill。“
  “Thedevilheis!Iamsorrytohearit——Imustcomeandseehim;heissuchamanasyoudon'toftenfind。“
  “Ahyes!sir,heisacherub,heis。Ihavealwayswonderedhowhecametobeinatheatre。“
  “Why,madame,thetheatreisahouseofcorrectionformorals,“saidGaudissart。“PoorPons!——Uponmyword,oneoughttocultivatethespeciestokeepupthestock。'Tisapatternman,andhastalenttoo。
  Whenwillhebeabletotakehisorchestraagain,doyouthink?A
  theatre,unfortunately,islikeastagecoach:emptyorfull,itstartsatthesametime。Hereatsixo'clockeveryevening,upgoesthecurtain;andifweareneversorryforourselves,itwon'tmakegoodmusic。Letusseenow——howishe?”
  LaCibotpulledoutherpocket-handkerchiefandheldittohereyes。
  “Itisaterriblethingtosay,mydearsir,“saidshe;“butIamafraidweshalllosehim,thoughweareascarefulofhimasoftheappleofoureyes。And,atthesametime,IcametosaythatyoumustnotcountonM。Schmucke,worthyman,forheisgoingtositupwithhimatnight。Onecannothelpdoingasiftherewashopestillleft,andtryingone'sbesttosnatchthedear,goodsoulfromdeath。Butthedoctorhasgivenhimup——“
  “Whatisthematterwithhim?”
  “Heisdyingofgrief,jaundice,andlivercomplaint,withalotoffamilyaffairstocomplicatematters。“
  “Andadoctoraswell,“saidGaudissart。“HeoughttohavehadLebrun,ourdoctor;itwouldhavecosthimnothing。“
  “M。Pons'doctorisaProvidenceonearth。Butwhatcanadoctordo,nomatterhowcleverheis,withsuchcomplications?”
  “Iwantedthegoodpairofnutcrackersbadlyfortheaccompanimentofmynewfairypiece。“
  “IsthereanythingthatIcandoforthem?”askedLaCibot,andherexpressionwouldhavedonecredittoaJocrisse。
  Gaudissartburstoutlaughing。
  “Iamtheirhousekeeper,sir,anddomanythingsformygentlemen——“
  Shedidnotfinishherspeech,forinthemiddleofGaudissart'sroaroflaughterawoman'svoiceexclaimed,“Ifyouarelaughing,oldman,onemaycomein,“andtheleadingladyoftheballetrushedintotheroomandflungherselfupontheonlysofa。ThenewcomerwasHeloiseBrisetout,withasplendid/algerienne/,suchasscarvesusedtobecalled,abouthershoulders。
  “Whoisamusingyou?Isitthislady?Whatpostdoesshewant?”askedthisnymph,givingthemanagersuchaglanceasartistgivesartist,aglancethatwouldmakeasubjectforapicture。
  Heloise,ayoungwomanofexceedinglyliterarytastes,wasonintimatetermswithgreatandfamousartistsinBohemia。Elegant,accomplished,andgraceful,shewasmoreintelligentthandancersusuallyare。Assheputherquestion,shesniffedatascent-bottlefullofsomearomaticperfume。
  “Onefinewomanisasgoodasanother,madame;andifIdon'tsniffthepestilenceoutofascent-bottle,nordaubbrickdustonmycheeks——“
  “Thatwouldbeasinfulwaste,child,whenNatureputitonforyoutobeginwith,“saidHeloise,withasideglanceathermanager。
  “Iamanhonestwoman——“
  “Somuchtheworseforyou。Itisnoteveryonebyalongchalkthatcanfindsomeonetokeepthem,andkeptIam,andinslap-upstyle,madame。“
  “Somuchtheworse!Whatdoyoumean?Oh,youmaytossyourheadandgoaboutinscarves,youwillneverhaveasmanydeclarationsasI
  havehad,missus。Youwillnevermatchthe/BelleEcaillereoftheCadranBleu/。“
  HeloiseBrisetoutroseatoncetoherfeet,stoodatattention,andmadeamilitarysalute,likeasoldierwhomeetshisgeneral。
  “What?”askedGaudissart,“areyoureally/LaBelleEcaillere/ofwhommyfatherusedtotalk?”
  “Inthatcasethecachuchaandthepolkawereafteryourtime;andmadamehaspassedherfiftiethyear,“remarkedHeloise,andstrikinganattitude,shedeclaimed,“'Cinna,letusbefriends。'“
  “Come,Heloise,theladyisnotuptothis;letheralone。“
  “MadameisperhapstheNewHeloise,“suggestedLaCibot,withslyinnocence。
  “Notbad,oldlady!”criedGaudissart。
  “Itisavenerablejoke,“saidthedancer,“agrizzledpun;findusanotheroldlady——ortakeacigarette。“
  “Ibegyourpardon,madame,Ifeeltoounhappytoansweryou;mytwogentlemenareveryill;andtobuynourishmentforthemandtosparethemtrouble,Ihavepawnedeverythingdowntomyhusband'sclothesthatIpledgedthismorning。Hereistheticket!”
  “Oh!here,theaffairisbecomingtragic,“criedthefairHeloise。
  “Whatisitallabout?”
  “Madamedropsdownuponuslike——“
  “Likeadancer,“saidHeloise;“letmepromptyou,——missus!”
  “Come,Iambusy,“saidGaudissart。“Thejokehasgonefarenough。
  Heloise,thisisM。Pons'confidentialservant;shehadcometotellmethatImustnotcountuponhim;ourpoorconductorisnotexpectedtolive。Idon'tknowwhattodo。“
  “Oh!poorman;why,hemusthaveabenefit。“
  “Itwouldruinhim,“saidGaudissart。“Hemightfindnextdaythatheowedfivehundredfrancstocharitableinstitutions,andtheyrefusetoadmitthatthereareanysufferersinParisexcepttheirown。No,lookhere,mygoodwoman,sinceyouaregoinginfortheMontyonprize——“
  Hebrokeoff,rangthebell,andtheyouthbeforementionedsuddenlyappeared。
  “Tellthecashiertosendmeupathousand-francnote——Sitdown,madame。“
  “Ah!poorwoman,look,sheiscrying!”exclaimedHeloise。“Howstupid!
  There,there,mother,wewillgotoseehim;don'tcry——Isay,now,“
  shecontinued,takingthemanagerintoacorner,“youwanttomakemetaketheleadingpartintheballetin/Ariane/,youTurk。Youaregoingtobemarried,andyouknowhowIcanmakeyoumiserable——“
  “Heloise,myheartiscopper-bottomedlikeaman-of-war。“
  “Ishallbringyourchildrenonthescene!Iwillborrowsomesomewhere。“
  “Ihaveownedupabouttheattachment。“
  “Dobenice,andgivePons'posttoGarangeot;hehastalent,poorfellow,andhehasnotapenny;andIpromisepeace。“
  “ButwaittillPonsisdead,incasethegoodmanmaycomebackagain。“
  “Oh,astothat,no,sir,“saidLaCibot。“Hebegantowanderinhismindlastnight,andnowheisdelirious。Itwillsoonbeover,unfortunately。“
  “Atanyrate,takeGarangeotasastop-gap!”pleadedHeloise。“Hehasthewholepressonhisside——“
  Justatthatmomentthecashiercameinwithanoteforathousandfrancsinhishand。
  “Giveittomadamehere,“saidGaudissart。“Good-day,mygoodwoman;
  takegoodcareofthedearman,andtellhimthatIamcomingtoseehimto-morrow,orsometime——assoonasIcan,inshort。“
  “Adrowningman,“saidHeloise。
  “Ah,sir,heartslikeyoursareonlyfoundinatheatre。MayGodblessyou!”
  “TowhataccountshallIpostthisitem?”askedthecashier。
  “Iwillcountersigntheorder。Postittothebonusaccount。“
  BeforeLaCibotwentout,shemadeMlle。Brisetoutafinecourtesy,andheardGaudissartremarktohismistress:
  “CanGarangeotdothedance-musicforthe/Mohicans/intwelvedays?
  Ifhehelpsmeoutofmypredicament,heshallhavePons'place。“
  LaCibothadcutofftheincomesofthetwofriends,shehadleftthemwithoutmeansofsubsistenceifPonsshouldchancetorecover,andwasbetterrewardedforallthismischiefthanforanygoodthatshehaddone。Inafewdays'timehertreacheroustrickwouldbringaboutthedesiredresult——ElieMaguswouldhavehiscovetedpictures。Butifthisfirstspoliationwastobeeffected,LaCibotmustthrowdustinFraisier'seyes,andlullthesuspicionsofthatterriblefellow-
  conspiratorofherownseeking;andElieMagusandRemonencqmustbeboundovertosecrecy。
  AsforRemonencq,hehadgraduallycometofeelsuchapassionasuneducatedpeoplecanconceivewhentheycometoParisfromthedepthsofthecountry,bringingwiththemallthefixedideasbredofthesolitarycountrylife;alltheignoranceofaprimitivenature,allthebruteappetitesthatbecomesomanyfixedideas。Mme。Cibot'smasculinebeauty,hervivacity,hermarket-woman'swit,hadallbeenremarkedbythemarinestore-dealer。HethoughtatfirstoftakingLaCibotfromherhusband,bigamyamongthelowerclassesinParisbeingmuchmorecommonthanisgenerallysupposed;butgreedwaslikeaslip-knotdrawnmoreandmoretightlyabouthisheart,tillreasonatlengthwasstifled。WhenRemonencqcomputedthatthecommissionpaidbyhimselfandElieMagusamountedtoaboutfortythousandfrancs,hedeterminedtohaveLaCibotforhislegitimatespouse,andhisthoughtsturnedfromamisdemeanortoacrime。Aromanticpurelyspeculativedream,persistentlyfollowedthroughatobacco-smoker'slongmusingsasheloungedinthedoorway,hadbroughthimtothepointofwishingthatthelittletailorweredead。Atastrokehebeheldhiscapitaltrebled;andthenhethoughtofLaCibot。Whatagoodsaleswomanshewouldbe!Whatahandsomefigureshewouldmakeinamagnificentshopontheboulevards!ThetwofoldcovetousnessturnedRemonencq'shead。InfancyhetookashopthatheknewofontheBoulevarddelaMadeleine,hestockeditwithPons'treasures,andthen——afterdreaminghisdreaminsheetsofgold,afterseeingmillionsinthebluespiralwreathsthatrosefromhispipe,heawoketofindhimselffacetofacewiththelittletailor。Cibotwassweepingtheyard,thedoorstep,andthepavementjustashisneighborwastakingdowntheshuttersanddisplayinghiswares;forsincePonsfellill,LaCibot'sworkhadfallentoherhusband。
  TheAuvergnatbegantolookuponthelittle,swarthy,stunted,copper-
  coloredtailorastheoneobstacleinhisway,andponderedhowtoberidofhim。MeanwhilethisgrowingpassionmadeLaCibotveryproud,forshehadreachedanagewhenawomanbeginstounderstandthatshemaygrowold。
  Soearlyonemorning,shemeditativelywatchedRemonencqashearrangedhisoddsandendsforsale。Shewonderedhowfarhislovecouldgo。Hecameacrosstoher。
  “Well,“hesaid,“arethingsgoingasyouwish?”
  “Itisyouwhomakesmeuneasy,“saidLaCibot。“Ishallbetalkedabout;theneighborswillseeyoumakingsheep'seyesatme。“
  SheleftthedoorwayanddivedintotheAuvergnat'sbackshop。
  “Whatanotion!”saidRemonencq。
  “Comehere,Ihavesomethingtosaytoyou,“saidLaCibot。“M。Pons'
  heirsareabouttomakeastir;theyarecapableofgivingusalotoftrouble。Godknowswhatmightcomeofitiftheysendthelawyersheretopoketheirnosesintotheaffairlikehunting-dogs。IcannotgetM。
  Schmucketosellafewpicturesunlessyoulikemewellenoughtokeepthesecret——suchasecret!——Withyourheadontheblock,youmustnotsaywherethepicturescomefrom,norwhoitwasthatsoldthem。WhenM。Ponsisoncedeadandburied,youunderstand,nobodywillknowhowmanypicturesthereoughttobe;iftherearefifty-threepicturesinsteadofsixty-seven,nobodywillbeanythewiser。Besides,ifM。
  Ponssoldthemhimselfwhilehewasalive,nobodycanfindfault。“
  “No,“agreedRemonencq,“itisallonetome,butM。ElieMaguswillwantreceiptsindueform。“
  “Andyoushallhaveyourreceipttoo,blessyourlife!Doyousupposethat/I/shouldwritethem?——No,M。Schmuckewilldothat。ButtellyourJewthathemustkeepthesecretascloselyasyoudo,“shecontinued。
  “Wewillbeasmuteasfishes。Thatisourbusiness。Imyselfcanread,butIcannotwrite,andthatiswhyIwantacapablewifethathashadeducationlikeyou。Ihavethoughtofnothingbutearningmybreadallmydays,andnowIwishIhadsomelittleRemonencqs。DoleavethatCibotofyours。“
  “Why,herecomesyourJew,“saidtheportress;“wecanarrangethewholebusiness。“
  ElieMaguscameeverythirddayveryearlyinthemorningtoknowwhenhecouldbuyhispictures。“Well,mydearlady,“saidhe,“howarewegettingon?”
  “HasnobodybeentospeaktoyouaboutM。Ponsandhisgimcracks?”
  askedLaCibot。
  “Ireceivedaletterfromalawyer,“saidElieMagus,“arascalthatseemstometobetryingtoworkforhimself;Idon'tlikepeopleofthatsort,soItooknonoticeofhisletter。Threedaysafterwardshecametoseeme,andlefthiscard。ItoldmyporterthatIamneverathomewhenhecalls。“
  “YouarealoveofaJew,“saidLaCibot。LittledidsheknowElieMagus'prudence。“Well,sonnies,inafewdays'timeIwillbringM。
  Schmucketothepointofsellingyousevenoreightpictures,tenatmost。Butontwoconditions——Absolutesecrecyinthefirstplace。M。
  Schmuckewillsendforyou,sir,isnotthatso?AndM。Remonencqsuggestedthatyoumightbeapurchaser,eh?——And,comewhatmay,I
  willnotmeddleinitfornothing。Youaregivingforty-sixthousandfrancsforfourpictures,areyounot?”
  “Sobeit,“groanedtheJew。
  “Verygood。Thisisthesecondcondition。Youwillgiveme/forty-
  three/thousandfrancs,andpaythreethousandonlytoM。Schmucke;
  Remonencqwillbuyfourfortwothousandfrancs,andhandoverthesurplustome——Butatthesametime,youseemydearM。Magus,IamgoingtohelpyouandRemonencqtoasplendidbitofbusiness——onconditionthattheprofitsaresharedamongthethreeofus。Iwillintroduceyoutothatlawyer,ashe,nodoubt,willcomehere。YoushallmakeavaluationofM。Pons'thingsatthepriceswhichyoucangiveforthem,sothatM。Fraisiermayknowhowmuchthepropertyisworth。But——notuntilafteroursale,youunderstand!”
  “Iunderstand,“saidtheJew,“butittakestimetolookatthethingsandvaluethem。“
  “Youshallhavehalfaday。But,there,thatismyaffair。Talkitoverbetweenyourselves,myboys,andforthatmatterthebusinesswillbesettledbythedayafterto-morrow。IwillgoroundtospeaktothisFraisier;forDr。Poulaintellshimeverythingthatgoesoninthehouse,anditisagreatbothertokeepthatscarecrowquiet。“
  LaCibotmetFraisierhalfwaybetweentheRuedelaPerleandtheRuedeNormandie;soimpatientwashetoknowthe“elementsofthecase“
  tousehisownexpression,thathewascomingtoseeher。
  “Isay!Iwasgoingtoyou,“saidshe。
  FraisiergrumbledbecauseElieMagushadrefusedtoseehim。ButLaCibotextinguishedthesparkofdistrustthatgleamedinthelawyer'seyesbyinforminghimthatElieMagushadreturnedfromajourney,andthatshewouldarrangeforaninterviewinPons'roomsandforthevaluationoftheproperty;forthedayafterto-morrowatlatest。
  “Dealfranklywithme,“returnedFraisier。“ItismorethanprobablethatIshallactforM。Pons'next-of-kin。Inthatcase,Ishallbeevenbetterabletoserveyou。“
  ThewordswerespokensodrilythatLaCibotquaked。Thisstarvinglimbofthelawwassuretomanoeuvreonhissideassheherselfwasdoing。Sheresolvedforthwithtohurryonthesaleofthepictures。
  LaCibotwasright。ThedoctorandlawyerhadclubbedtogethertobuyanewsuitofclothesinwhichFraisiercoulddecentlypresenthimselfbeforeMme。laPresidenteCamusotdeMarville。Indeed,iftheclotheshadbeenready,theinterviewwouldhavetakenplacesooner,forthefateofthecouplehunguponitsissues。FraisierleftMme。Cibot,andwenttotryonhisnewclothes。Hefoundthemwaitingforhim,wenthome,adjustedhisnewwig,andtowardsteno'clockthatmorningsetoutinacarriagefromaliverystablefortheRuedeHanovre,hopingforanaudience。Inhiswhitetie,yellowgloves,andnewwig,redolentof/eaudePortugal/,helookedsomethinglikeapoisonousessencekeptinacut-glassbottle,seemingbutthemoredeadlybecauseeverythingaboutitisdaintilyneat,fromthestoppercoveredwithwhitekidtothelabelandthethread。Hisperemptorymanner,theeruptiononhisblotchedcountenance,thegreeneyes,andamalignantsomethingabouthim,——allthesethingsstruckthebeholderwiththesamesenseofsurpriseasstorm-cloudsinabluesky。Ifinhisprivateoffice,asheshowedhimselftoLaCibot,hewasthecommonknifethatamurderercatchesupforhiscrime,——now,atthePresidente'sdoor,hewasthedaintily-wroughtdaggerwhichawomansetsamongtheornamentsonherwhat-not。
  AgreatchangehadtakenplaceintheRuedeHanovre。TheCountandCountessPopinotandtheyoungpeoplewouldnotallowthePresidentandhiswifetoleavethehousethattheyhadsettledupontheirdaughtertopayrentelsewhere。M。andMme。laPresidente,therefore,wereinstalledonthesecondfloor,nowleftatliberty,fortheelderlyladyhadmadeuphermindtoendherdaysinthecountry。
  Mme。CamusottookMadeleineVivet,withhercookandherman-servant,tothesecondfloor,andwouldhavebeenasmuchpinchedformoneyasintheearlydays,ifthehousehadnotbeenrentfree,andthePresident'ssalaryincreasedtotenthousandfrancs。This/aureamediocritas/wasbutlittlesatisfactorytoMme。deMarville。Evennowshewishedformeansmoreinaccordancewithherambitions;forwhenshehandedovertheirfortunetotheirdaughter,shespoiledherhusband'sprospects。NowAmeliehadsetherheartuponseeingherhusbandintheChamberofDeputies;shewasnotoneofthosewomenwhofinditeasytogiveuptheirway;andshebynomeansdespairedofreturningherhusbandforthearrondissementinwhichMarvilleissituated。Soforthepasttwomonthsshehadteasedherfather-in-law,M。leBaronCamusotforthenewpeerofFrancehadbeenadvancedtothatrank,anddoneherutmosttoextortanadvanceofahundredthousandfrancsoftheinheritancewhichonedaywouldbetheirs。Shewanted,shesaid,tobuyasmallestateworthabouttwothousandfrancsperannumsetlikeawedgewithintheMarvillelands。Theresheandherhusbandwouldbeneartheirchildrenandintheirownhouse,whiletheadditionwouldroundouttheMarvilleproperty。WiththatthePresidentelaidstressupontherecentsacrificeswhichsheandherhusbandhadbeencompelledtomakeinordertomarryCeciletoViscountPopinot,andaskedtheoldmanhowhecouldbarhiseldestson'swaytothehighesthonorsofthemagistracy,whensuchhonorswereonlytobehadbythosewhomadethemselvesastrongpositioninparliament。Herhusbandwouldknowhowtotakeupsuchaposition,hewouldmakehimselffearedbythoseinoffice,andsoonandsoon。
  “Theydonothingforyouunlessyoutightenahalterroundtheirneckstoloosentheirtongues,“saidshe。“Theyareungrateful。WhatdotheynotowetoCamusot!CamusotbroughttheHouseofOrleanstothethronebyenforcingtheordinancesofJuly。“
  M。Camusotsenioransweredthathehadgoneoutofhisdepthinrailwayspeculations。Hequiteadmittedthatitwasnecessarytocometotherescue,butputoffthedayuntilsharesshouldrise,astheywereexpectedtodo。
  Thishalf-promise,extractedsomefewdaysbeforeFraisier'svisit,hadplungedthePresidenteintodepthsofaffliction。Itwasdoubtfulwhethertheex-proprietorofMarvillewaseligibleforre-electionwithoutthelandqualification。
  FraisierfoundnodifficultyinobtainingspeechofMadeleineVivet;
  suchvipernaturesowntheirkinshipatonce。
  “IshouldliketoseeMme。laPresidenteforafewmoments,mademoiselle,“Fraisiersaidinblandaccents;“Ihavecomeonamatterofbusinesswhichtouchesherfortune;itisaquestionofalegacy,besuretomentionthat。IhavenotthehonorofbeingknowntoMme。laPresidente,somynameisofnoconsequence。Iamnotinthehabitofleavingmychambers,butIknowtherespectthatisduetoaPresident'swife,andItookthetroubleofcomingmyselftosaveallpossibledelay。“
  Thematterthusbroached,whenrepeatedandamplifiedbythewaiting-
  maid,naturallybroughtafavorableanswer。ItwasadecisivemomentforthedoubleambitionhiddeninFraisier'smind。Boldasapettyprovincialattorney,sharp,rough-spoken,andcurtashewas,hefeltascaptainsfeelbeforethedecisivebattleofacampaign。Ashewentintothelittledrawing-roomwhereAmeliewaswaitingforhim,hefeltaslightperspirationbreakingoutuponhisforeheadanddownhisback。Everysudorifichithertoemployedhadfailedtoproducethisresultuponaskinwhichhorriblediseaseshadleftimpervious。“EvenifIfailtomakemyfortune,“saidhetohimself,“Ishallrecover。
  PoulainsaidthatifIcouldonlyperspireIshouldrecover。“
  ThePresidentecameforwardinhermorninggown。
  “Madame——“saidFraisier,stoppingshorttobowwiththehumilitybywhichofficialsrecognizethesuperiorrankofthepersonwhomtheyaddress。
  “Takeaseat,monsieur,“saidthePresidente。Shesawataglancethatthiswasamanoflaw。
  “Mme。laPresidente,ifItakethelibertyofcallingyourattentiontoamatterwhichconcernsM。lePresident,itisbecauseIamsurethatM。deMarville,occupying,ashedoes,ahighposition,wouldleavematterstotaketheirnaturalcourse,andsolosesevenoreighthundredthousandfrancs,asumwhichladieswho,inmyopinion,haveafarbetterunderstandingofprivatebusinessthanthebestofmagistrates——asumwhichladies,Irepeat,wouldbynomeansdespise——“
  “Youspokeofalegacy,“interruptedthelady,dazzledbythewealth,andanxioustohidehersurprise。AmeliedeMarville,likeanimpatientnovel-reader,wantedtheendofthestory。
  “Yes,madame,alegacythatyouareliketolose;yes,tolosealtogether;butIcan,thatis,I/could/,recoveritforyou,if——“
  “Speakout,monsieur。“Mme。deMarvillespokefrigidly,scanningFraisierasshespokewithasagaciouseye。
  “Madame,youreminentcapacityisknowntome;IwasonceatMantes。
  M。Leboeuf,PresidentoftheTribunal,isacquaintedwithM。deMarville,andcananswerinquiriesaboutme——“
  ThePresidente'sshrugwassoruthlesslysignificant,thatFraisierwascompelledtomakeshortworkofhisparentheticdiscourse。
  “SodistinguishedawomanwillatonceunderstandwhyIspeakofmyselfinthefirstplace。Itistheshortestwaytotheproperty。“
  Tothisacuteobservationtheladyrepliedbyagesture。Fraisiertookthesignforapermissiontocontinue。
  “Iwasanattorney,madame,atMantes。MyconnectionwasallthefortunethatIwaslikelytohave。ItookoverM。Levroux'spractice。
  Youknewhim,nodoubt?”
  ThePresidenteinclinedherhead。
  “Withborrowedcapitalandsometenthousandfrancsofmyown,IwenttoMantes。IhadbeenwithDesroches,oneofthecleverestattorneysinParis,Ihadbeenhishead-clerkforsixyears。IwassounluckyastomakeanenemyoftheattorneyforthecrownatMantes,Monsieur——“
  “OlivierVinet。“
  “SonoftheAttorney-General,yes,madame。Hewaspayinghiscourttoalittleperson——“
  “Whom?”
  “Mme。Vatinelle。“
  “Oh!Mme。Vatinelle。Shewasveryprettyandvery——er——whenIwasthere——“
  “Shewasnotunkindtome:/indeiroe/,“Fraisiercontinued。“Iwasindustrious;Iwantedtorepaymyfriendsandtomarry;Iwantedwork;
  Iwentinsearchofit;andbeforelongIhadmoreonmyhandsthananybodyelse。Bah!IhadeverysoulinMantesagainstme——attorneys,notaries,andeventhebailiffs。Theytriedtofastenaquarrelonme。
  Inourruthlessprofession,asyouknow,madame,ifyouwishtoruinaman,itissoondone。Iwasconcernedforbothpartiesinacase,andtheyfounditout。Itwasatrifleirregular;butitissometimesdoneinParis,attorneysincertaincaseshandtherhubarbandtakethesenna。TheydothingsdifferentlyatMantes。IhaddoneM。Bouyonnetthislittleservicebefore;but,eggedonbyhiscolleaguesandtheattorneyforthecrown,hebetrayedme——Iamkeepingbacknothing,yousee——Therewasagreathueandcryaboutit。Iwasascoundrel;
  theymademeoutblackerthanMarat;forcedmetosellout;ruinedme。
  AndIaminParisnow。Ihavetriedtogettogetherapractice;butmyhealthissobad,thatIhaveonlytwoquiethoursoutofthetwenty-
  four。
  “AtthismomentIhavebutoneambition,andaverysmallone。Someday,“hecontinued,“youwillbethewifeoftheKeeperoftheSeals,oroftheHomeSecretary,itmaybe;butI,poorandsicklyasIam,desirenothingbutapostinwhichIcanliveinpeacefortherestofmylife,aplacewithoutanyopeninginwhichtovegetate。IshouldliketobeajusticeofthepeaceinParis。ItwouldbeameretrifleforyouandM。lePresidenttogaintheappointmentforme;forthepresentKeeperoftheSealsmustbeanxioustokeepongoodtermswithyou……
  “Andthatisnotall,madame,“addedFraisier。SeeingthatMme。deMarvillewasabouttospeak,hecuthershortwithagesture。“Ihaveafriend,thedoctorinattendanceontheoldmanwhooughttoleavehispropertytoM。lePresident。Wearecomingtothepoint,yousee。Thedoctor'sco-operationisindispensable,andthedoctorispreciselyinmyposition:hehasabilities,heisunlucky。Ilearnedthroughhimhowfaryourinterestswereimperiled;forevenasI
  speak,allmaybeover,andthewilldisinheritingM。lePresidentmayhavebeenmade。Thisdoctorwishestobehead-surgeonofahospitalorofaGovernmentschool。HemusthaveapositioninParisequaltomine……PardonmeifIhaveenlargedonamattersodelicate;butwemusthavenomisunderstandingsinthisbusiness。Thedoctoris,besides,muchrespectedandlearned;hesavedthelifeoftheComtessePopinot'sgreat-uncle,M。Pillerault。
  “Now,ifyouaresogoodastopromisethesetwoposts——theappointmentofjusticeofthepeaceandthesinecureformyfriend——I
  willundertaketobringyoutheproperty,/almost/intact——Almostintact,Isay,fortheco-operationofthelegateeandseveralotherpersonsisabsolutelyindispensable,andsomeobligationswillbeincurred。YouwillnotredeemyourpromisesuntilIhavefulfilledmine。“
  ThePresidentehadfoldedherarms,andforthelastminuteortwosatlikeapersoncompelledtolistentoasermon。Nowsheunfoldedherarms,andlookedatFraisierasshesaid,“Monsieur,allthatyousayconcerningyourinterestshasthemeritofclearness;butmyowninterestsinthematterarebynomeanssoclear——“
  “Awordortwowillexplaineverything,madame。M。lePresidentisM。
  Pons'firstcousinonceremoved,andhissoleheir。M。Ponsisveryill;heisabouttomakehiswill,ifitisnotalreadymade,infavorofaGerman,afriendofhisnamedSchmucke;andhehasmorethansevenhundredthousandfrancstoleave。Ihopetohaveanaccuratevaluationmadeintwoorthreedays——“
  “Ifthisisso,“saidthePresidente,“Imadeagreatmistakeinquarrelingwithhimandthrowingtheblame——“shethoughtaloud,amazedbythepossibilityofsuchasum。
  “No,madame。Iftherehadbeennorupture,hewouldbeasblitheasalarkatthismoment,andmightoutliveyouandM。lePresidentandme……ThewaysofProvidencearemysterious,letusnotseektofathomthem,“headdedtopalliatetosomeextentthehideousidea。“Itcannotbehelped。Wemenofbusinesslookatthepracticalaspectsofthings。Nowyouseeclearly,madame,thatM。deMarvilleinhispublicpositionwoulddonothing,andcoulddonothing,asthingsare。Hehasbrokenoffallrelationswithhiscousin。YouseenothingnowofPons;
  youhaveforbiddenhimthehouse;youhadexcellentreasons,nodoubt,fordoingasyoudid,buttheoldmanisill,andheisleavinghispropertytotheonlyfriendlefttohim。APresidentoftheCourtofAppealinPariscouldsaynothingundersuchcircumstancesifthewillwasmadeoutindueform。Butbetweenourselves,madame,whenonehasarighttoexpectsevenoreighthundredthousandfrancs——oramillion,itmaybehowshouldIknow?——itisveryunpleasanttohaveitslipthroughone'sfingers,especiallyifonehappenstobetheheir-at-law……But,ontheotherhand,topreventthis,oneisobligedtostooptodirtywork;worksodifficult,soticklish,bringingyoucheekbyjowlwithsuchlowpeople,servantsandsubordinates;andintosuchclosecontactwiththemtoo,thatnobarrister,noattorneyinPariscouldtakeupsuchacase。
  “Whatyouwantisabrieflessbarristerlikeme,“saidhe,“amanwhoshouldhaverealandsolidability,whohaslearnedtobedevoted,andyet,beinginaprecariousposition,isbroughttemporarilytoalevelwithsuchpeople。InmyarrondissementIundertakebusinessforsmalltradespeopleandworkingfolk。Yes,madame,youseethestraitstowhichIhavebeenbroughtbytheenmityofanattorneyforthecrown,nowadeputy-publicprosecutorinParis,whocouldnotforgivememysuperiority——Iknowyou,madame,Iknowthatyourinfluencemeansasolidcertainty;andinsuchaservicerenderedtoyou,IsawtheendofmytroublesandsuccessformyfriendDr。Poulain。“
  TheladysatpensiveduringamomentofunspeakabletortureforFraisier。Vinet,anoratoroftheCentre,attorney-general/procureur-general/forthepastsixteenyears,nominatedhalf-a-
  scoreoftimesforthechancellorship,thefather,moreover,oftheattorneyforthecrownatManteswhohadbeenappointedtoapostinPariswithinthelastyear——VinetwasanenemyandarivalforthemalignantPresidente。Thehaughtyattorney-generaldidnothidehiscontemptforPresidentCamusot。ThisfactFraisierdidnotknow,andcouldnotknow。
  “Haveyounothingonyourconsciencebutthefactthatyouwereconcernedforbothparties?”askedshe,lookingsteadilyatFraisier。
  “Mme。laPresidentecanseeM。Leboeuf;M。Leboeufwasfavorabletome。“
  “DoyoufeelsurethatM。LeboeufwillgiveM。deMarvilleandM。leComtePopinotagoodaccountofyou?”
  “Iwillanswerforit,especiallynowthatM。OlivierVinethasleftMantes;forbetweenourselves,goodM。Leboeufwasafraidofthatcrabbedlittleofficial。Ifyouwillpermitme,MadameLaPresidente,IwillgotoMantesandseeM。Leboeuf。Notimewillbelost,forI
  cannotbecertainoftheprecisevalueofthepropertyfortwoorthreedays。Idonotwishthatyoushouldknowalltheinsandoutsofthisaffair;yououghtnottoknowthem,Mme。laPresidente,butisnottherewardthatIexpectformycompletedevotionapledgeofmysuccess?”
  “Verywell。IfM。Leboeufwillspeakinyourfavor,andifthepropertyisworthasmuchasyouthinkIdoubtitmyself,youshallhavebothappointments,/if/yousucceed,mindyou——“
  “Iwillanswerforit,madame。Only,youmustbesogoodastohaveyournotaryandyourattorneyherewhenIshallneedthem;youmustgivemeapowerofattorneytoactforM。lePresident,andtellthosegentlementofollowmyinstructions,andtodonothingontheirownresponsibility。“
  “Theresponsibilityrestswithyou,“thePresidenteansweredsolemnly,“soyououghttohavefullpowers——ButisM。Ponsveryill?”sheasked,smiling。
  “Uponmyword,madame,hemightpullthrough,especiallywithsoconscientiousadoctorasPoulaininattendance;forthisfriendofmine,madame,issimplyanunconsciousspydirectedbymeinyourinterests。Lefttohimself,hewouldsavetheoldman'slife;butthereissomeoneelsebythesickbed,aportress,whowouldpushhimintothegraveforthirtythousandfrancs。Notthatshewouldkillhimoutright;shewillnotgivehimarsenic,sheisnotsomerciful;shewilldoworse,shewillkillhimbyinches;shewillworryhimtodeathdaybyday。Ifthepooroldmanwerekeptquietandleftinpeace;ifheweretakenintothecountryandcaredforandmademuchofbyfriends,hewouldgetwellagain;butheisharassedbyasortofMme。Evrard。Whenthewomanwasyoungshewasoneofthirty/BellesEcailleres/,famousinParis,sheisarough,greedy,gossipingwoman;
  shetormentshimtomakeawillandtoleavehersomethinghandsome,andtheendofitwillbeindurationoftheliver,calculiarepossiblyformingatthismoment,andhehasnotenoughstrengthtobearanoperation。Thedoctor,noblesoul,isinahorriblepredicament。Hereallyoughttosendthewomanaway——“
  “Why,then,thisvixenisamonster!”criedtheladyinthinflute-
  liketones。
  FraisiersmiledinwardlyatthelikenessbetweenhimselfandtheterriblePresidente;heknewallaboutthosesuavemodulationsofanaturallysharpvoice。Hethoughtofanotherpresident,theheroofananecdoterelatedbyLouisXI。,stampedbythatmonarch'sfinalpraise。
  BlessedwithawifeafterthepatternofSocrates'spouse,andungiftedwiththesage'sphilosophy,hemingledsaltwiththecorninthemangersandforbadthegroomstogivewatertothehorses。AshiswiferodealongtheSeinetowardstheircountry-house,theanimalsboltedintotheriverwiththelady,andthemagistratereturnedthankstoProvidenceforriddinghimofhiswife“insonaturalamanner。“AtthispresentmomentMme。deMarvillethankedHeavenforplacingatPons'bedsideawomansolikelytogethim“decently“outoftheway。
  Aloudshesaid,“Iwouldnottakeamillionatthepriceofasinglescruple——YourfriendoughttospeaktoM。Ponsandhavethewomansentaway。“
  “Inthefirstplace,madame,Messrs。SchmuckeandPonsthinkthewomananangel;theywouldsendmyfriendaway。Andsecondly,thedoctorliesunderanobligationtothishorridoyster-woman;shecalledhimintoattendM。Pillerault。Whenhetellshertobeasgentleaspossiblewiththepatient,hesimplyshowsthecreaturehowtomakemattersworse。“
  “Whatdoesyourfriendthinkof/my/cousin'scondition?”
  Thisman'sclear,business-likewayofputtingthefactsofthecasefrightenedMme。deMarville;shefeltthathiskeengazereadthethoughtsofaheartasgreedyasLaCibot'sown。
  “Insixweeksthepropertywillchangehands。“
  ThePresidentedroppedhereyes。
  “Poorman!”shesighed,vainlystrivingafteradolorousexpression。
  “Haveyouanymessage,madame,forM。Leboeuf?IamtakingthetraintoMantes。“
  “Yes。Waitamoment,andIwillwritetoaskhimtodinewithusto-morrow。Iwanttoseehim,sothathemayactinconcerttorepairtheinjusticetowhichyouhavefallenavictim。“