“Listentome。Thisishowthingsaredonehere。WhenItakeonaserf,Ifithimoutwithacowandahorse。Ontheotherhand,I
  demandofhimthereaftermorethanisdemandedofapeasantanywhereelse。Thatistosay,firstandforemostImakehimwork。Whetherapeasantbeworkingforhimselforforme,neverdoIlethimwastetime。Imyselftoillikeabullock,andIforcemypeasantstodothesame,forexperiencehastaughtmethatthatistheonlywaytogetthroughlife。Allthemischiefintheworldcomesthroughlackofemployment。Now,doyougoandconsiderthematter,andtalkitoverwithyourmir[8]。“
  [8]Villagecommune。
  “Wehavedonethatalready,ConstantineThedorovitch,andourelders'
  opinionis:'Thereisnoneedforfurthertalk。EverypeasantbelongingtoConstantineThedorovitchiswelloff,andhasn'ttoworkfornothing。Thepriestsofhisvillage,too,aremenofgoodheart,whereasourshavebeentakenaway,andthereisnoonetoburyus。'“
  “Nevertheless,doyougoandtalkthematteroveragain。“
  “Wewill,barin。“
  Herethefactorwhohadbeenwalkingonthebarin'sothersideputinaword。
  “ConstantineThedorovitch,“hesaid,“IbegofyoutodoasIhaverequested。“
  “Ihavetoldyoubefore,“repliedthebarin,“thatIdonotcaretoplaythehuckster。Iamnotoneofthoselandownerswhomfellowsofyoursortvisitontheverydaythattheinterestonamortgageisdue。Ah,Iknowyourfraternitythoroughly,andknowthatyoukeeplistsofallwhohavemortgagestorepay。Butwhatistheresocleveraboutthat?Anyman,ifyoupinchhimsufficiently,willsurrenderyouamortgageathalf-price,——anyman,thatistosay,exceptmyself,whocarenothingforyourmoney。Werealoanofminetoremainoutthreeyears,Ishouldneverdemandakopeckofinterestonit。“
  “Quiteso,ConstantineThedorovitch,“repliedthefactor。“ButIamaskingthisofyoumoreforthepurposeofestablishingusonabusinessfootingthanbecauseIdesiretowinyourfavour。Prey,therefore,acceptthisearnestmoneyofthreethousandroubles。“Andthemandrewfromhisbreastpocketadirtyrollofbank-notes,which,carelesslyreceiving,Kostanzhoglothrust,uncounted,intothebackpocketofhisovercoat。
  “Hm!”thoughtChichikov。“Forallhecares,thenotesmighthavebeenahandkerchief。“
  WhenKostanzhogloappearedatcloserquarters——thatistosay,inthedoorwayofthedrawing-room——hestruckChichikovmorethaneverwiththeswarthinessofhiscomplexion,thedishevelmentofhisblack,slightlygrizzledlocks,thealertnessofhiseye,andtheimpressionoffierysouthernoriginwhichhiswholepersonalitydiffused。ForhewasnotwhollyaRussian,norcouldhehimselfsaypreciselywhohisforefathershadbeen。Yet,inasmuchasheaccountedgenealogicalresearchnopartofthescienceofestate-management,butameresuperfluity,helookeduponhimselfas,toallintentsandpurposes,anativeofRussia,andthemoresosincetheRussianlanguagewastheonlytongueheknew。
  PlatonpresentedChichikov,andthepairexchangedgreetings。
  “Togetridofmydepression,Constantine,“continuedPlaton,“Iamthinkingofaccompanyingourguestonatourthroughafewoftheprovinces。“
  “Anexcellentidea,“saidKostanzhoglo。“Butpreciselywhither?”headded,turninghospitablytoChichikov。
  “Totellyouthetruth,“repliedthatpersonagewithanaffableinclinationoftheheadashesmoothedthearmofhischairwithhishand,“Iamtravellinglessonmyownaffairsthanontheaffairsofothers。Thatistosay,GeneralBetristchev,anintimatefriend,and,Imightadd,agenerousbenefactor,ofmine,haschargedmewithcommissionstosomeofhisrelatives。Nevertheless,thoughrelativesarerelatives,ImaysaythatIamtravellingonmyownaccountaswell,inthat,inadditiontopossiblebenefittomyhealth,Idesiretoseetheworldandthewhirligigofhumanity,whichconstitute,sotospeak,alivingbook,asecondcourseofeducation。“
  “Yes,thereisnoharminlookingatothercornersoftheworldbesidesone'sown。“
  “Youspeaktruly。ThereISnoharminsuchaproceeding。Therebyonemayseethingswhichonehasnotbeforeencountered,onemaymeetmenwithwhomonehasnotbeforecomeincontact。Andwithsomemenofthatkindaconversationisaspreciousabenefitashasbeenconferreduponmebythepresentoccasion。Icometoyou,mostworthyConstantineThedorovitch,forinstruction,andagainforinstruction,andbegofyoutoassuagemythirstwithanexpositionofthetruthasitis。Ihungerforthefavourofyourwordsasformanna。“
  “Buthowso?Whatcan_I_teachyou?”exclaimedKostanzhogloinconfusion。“Imyselfwasgivenbuttheplainestofeducations。“
  “Nay,mostworthysir,youpossesswisdom,andagainwisdom。Wisdomonlycandirectthemanagementofagreatestate,thatcanderiveasoundincomefromthesame,thatcanacquirewealthofareal,notafictitious,orderwhilealsofulfillingthedutiesofacitizenandtherebyearningtherespectoftheRussianpublic。AllthisIprayyoutoteachme。“
  “Itellyouwhat,“saidKostanzhoglo,lookingmeditativelyathisguest。“Youhadbetterstaywithmeforafewdays,andduringthattimeIcanshowyouhowthingsaremanagedhere,andexplaintoyoueverything。Thenyouwillseeforyourselfthatnogreatwisdomisrequiredforthepurpose。“
  “Yes,certainlyyoumuststayhere,“putintheladyofthehouse。
  Then,turningtoherbrother,sheadded:“Andyoutoomuststay。Whyshouldyoubeinsuchahurry?”
  “Verywell,“hereplied。“ButwhatsayYOU,PaulIvanovitch?”
  “Isaythesameasyou,andwithmuchpleasure,“repliedChichikov。
  “ButalsoIoughttotellyouthis:thatthereisarelativeofGeneralBetristchev's,acertainColonelKoshkarev——“
  “Yes,weknowhim;butheisquitemad。“
  “Asyousay,heismad,andIshouldnothavebeenintendingtovisithim,wereitnotthatGeneralBetristchevisanintimatefriendofmine,aswellas,Imightadd,mymostgenerousbenefactor。“
  “Then,“saidKostanzhoglo,“doyougoandseeColonelKoshkarevNOW。
  Heliveslessthantenverstsfromhere,andIhaveagigalreadyharnessed。Gotohimatonce,andreturnherefortea。“
  “Anexcellentidea!”criedChichikov,andwiththatheseizedhiscap。
  Halfanhour'sdrivesufficedtobringhimtotheColonel'sestablishment。Thevillageattachedtothemanorwasinastateofutterconfusion,sinceineverydirectionbuildingandrepairingoperationswereinprogress,andthealleyswerechokedwithheapsoflime,bricks,andbeamsofwood。Also,someofthehutswerearrangedtoresembleoffices,andsuperscribedingiltletters“DepotforAgriculturalImplements,““ChiefOfficeofAccounts,““EstateWorksCommittee,““NormalSchoolfortheEducationofColonists,“andsoforth。
  ChichikovfoundtheColonelpostedbehindadeskandholdingapenbetweenhisteeth。Withoutaninstant'sdelaythemasteroftheestablishment——whoseemedakindly,approachableman,andaccordedtohisvisitoraverycivilwelcome——plungedintoarecitalofthelabourwhichithadcosthimtobringthepropertytoitspresentconditionofaffluence。Thenhewentontolamentthefactthathecouldnotmakehispeasantryunderstandtheincentivestolabourwhichtherichesofscienceandartprovide;forinstance,hehadfailedtoinducehisfemaleserfstowearcorsets,whereasinGermany,wherehehadresidedforfourteenyears,everyhumblemiller'sdaughtercouldplaythepiano。Nonetheless,hesaid,hemeanttopegawayuntileverypeasantontheestateshould,ashewalkedbehindtheplough,indulgeinaregularcourseofreadingFranklin'sNotesonElectricity,Virgil'sGeorgics,orsomeworkonthechemicalpropertiesofsoil。
  “Goodgracious!”mentallyexclaimedChichikov。“Why,ImyselfhavenothadtimetofinishthatbookbytheDuchessedelaValliere!”
  MuchelsetheColonelsaid。Inparticulardidheaverthat,providedtheRussianpeasantcouldbeinducedtoarrayhimselfinGermancostume,sciencewouldprogress,tradeincrease,andtheGoldenAgedawninRussia。
  ForawhileChichikovlistenedwithdistendedeyes。Thenhefeltconstrainedtointimatethatwithallthathehadnothingtodo,seeingthathisbusinesswasmerelytoacquireafewsouls,andthereaftertohavetheirpurchaseconfirmed。
  “IfIunderstandyouaright,“saidtheColonel,“youwishtopresentaStatementofPlea?”
  “Yes,thatisso。“
  “Thenkindlyputitintowriting,anditshallbeforwardedtotheOfficefortheReceptionofReportsandReturns。ThereafterthatOfficewillconsiderit,andreturnittome,whowill,inturn,dispatchittotheEstateWorksCommittee,whowill,inturn,reviseit,andpresentittotheAdministrator,who,jointlywiththeSecretary,will——“
  “Pardonme,“expostulatedChichikov,“butthatprocedurewilltakeupagreatdealoftime。WhyneedIputthematterintowritingatall?
  Itissimplythis。Iwantafewsoulswhichare——well,whichare,sotospeak,dead。“
  “Verygood,“commentedtheColonel。“DoyouwritedowninyourStatementofPleathatthesoulswhichyoudesireare,'sotospeak,dead。'“
  “Butwhatwouldbetheuseofmydoingso?Thoughthesoulsaredead,mypurposerequiresthattheyshouldberepresentedasalive。“
  “Verygood,“againcommentedtheColonel。“DoyouwritedowninyourStatementthat'itisnecessary'or,shouldyoupreferanalternativephrase,'itisrequested,'or'itisdesiderated,'or'itisprayed,'
  'thatthesoulsberepresentedasalive。'Atallevents,WITHOUT
  documentaryprocessofthatkind,themattercannotpossiblybecarriedthrough。Also,IwillappointaCommissionertoguideyouroundthevariousOffices。“
  Andhesoundedabell;whereupontherepresentedhimselfamanwhom,addressingas“Secretary,“theColonelinstructedtosummonthe“Commissioner。“Thelatter,onappearing,wasseentohavetheair,halfofapeasant,halfofanofficial。
  “Thisman,“theColonelsaidtoChichikov,“willactasyourescort。“
  WhatcouldbedonewithalunaticlikeKoshkarev?Intheend,curiositymovedChichikovtoaccompanytheCommissioner。TheCommitteefortheReceptionofReportsandReturnswasdiscoveredtohaveputupitsshutters,andtohavelockeditsdoors,forthereasonthattheDirectoroftheCommitteehadbeentransferredtothenewly-formedCommitteeofEstateManagement,andhissuccessorhadbeenannexedbythesameCommittee。Next,ChichikovandhisescortrappedatthedoorsoftheDepartmentofEstateAffairs;butthatDepartment'squartershappenedtobeinastateofrepair,andnoonecouldbemadetoanswerthesummonssaveadrunkenpeasantfromwhomnotawordofsensewastobeextracted。Atlengththeescortfelthimselfremovedtoremark:
  “Thereisadealoffoolishnessgoingonhere。Fellowslikethatdrunkardleadthebarinbythenose,andeverythingisruledbytheCommitteeofManagement,whichtakesmenfromtheirproperwork,andsetsthemtodoanyotheritlikes。Indeed,onlythroughtheCommitteedoesANYTHINGgetdone。“
  BythistimeChichikovfeltthathehadseenenough;whereforehereturnedtotheColonel,andinformedhimthattheOfficefortheReceptionofReportsandReturnshadceasedtoexist。AtoncetheColonelflamedtonoblerage。PressingChichikov'shandintokenofgratitudefortheinformationwhichtheguesthadfurnished,hetookpaperandpen,andnotedeightsearchingquestionsunderthreeseparateheadings:1“WhyhastheCommitteeofManagementpresumedtoissueorderstoofficialsnotunderitsjurisdiction?”2“WhyhastheChiefManagerpermittedhispredecessor,thoughstillinretentionofhispost,tofollowhimtoanotherDepartment?”and3“WhyhastheCommitteeofEstateAffairssufferedtheOfficefortheReceptionofReportsandReturnstolapse?”
  “Nowforarow!”thoughtChichikovtohimself,andturnedtodepart;
  buthishoststoppedhim,saying:
  “Icannotletyougo,for,inadditiontomyhonourhavingbecomeinvolved,itbehovesmetoshowmypeoplehowtheregular,theorganised,administrationofanestatemaybeconducted。HerewithI
  willhandovertheconductofyouraffairtoamanwhoisworthalltherestofthestaffputtogether,andhashadauniversityeducation。Also,thebettertolosenotime,mayIhumblybegyoutostepintomylibrary,whereyouwillfindnotebooks,paper,pens,andeverythingelsethatyoumayrequire。Ofthesearticlespraymakefulluse,foryouareagentlemanofletters,anditisyourandmyjointdutytobringenlightenmenttoall。“
  Sosaying,heusheredhisguestintoalargeroomlinedfromfloortoceilingwithbooksandstuffedspecimens。Thebooksinquestionweredividedintosections——asectiononforestry,asectiononcattle-breeding,asectionontheraisingofswine,andasectiononhorticulture,togetherwithspecialjournalsofthetypecirculatedmerelyforthepurposesofreference,andnotforgeneralreading。
  Perceivingthattheseworkswerescarcelyofakindcalculatedtowhileawayanidlehour,Chichikovturnedtoasecondbookcase。Buttodosowastofalloutofthefrying-panintothefire,forthecontentsofthesecondbookcaseprovedtobeworksonphilosophy,while,inparticular,sixhugevolumesconfrontedhimunderalabelinscribed“APreparatoryCoursetotheProvinceofThought,withtheTheoryofCommunityofEffort,Co-operation,andSubsistence,initsApplicationtoaRightUnderstandingoftheOrganicPrinciplesofaMutualDivisionofSocialProductivity。“Indeed,wheresoeverChichikovlooked,everypagepresentedtohisvisionsomesuchwordsas“phenomenon,““development,““abstract,““contents,“and“synopsis。“
  “Thisisnotthesortofthingforme,“hemurmured,andturnedhisattentiontoathirdbookcase,whichcontainedbooksontheArts。
  Extractingahugetomeinwhichsomebynomeansreticentmythologicalillustrationswerecontained,hesethimselftoexaminethesepictures。Theywereofthekindwhichpleasesmostlymiddle-agedbachelorsandoldmenwhoareaccustomedtoseekintheballetandsimilarfrivolitiesafurtherspurtotheirwaningpassions。Havingconcludedhisexamination,ChichikovhadjustextractedanothervolumeofthesamespecieswhenColonelKoshkarevreturnedwithadocumentofsomesortandaradiantcountenance。
  “Everythinghasbeencarriedthroughindueform!”hecried。“ThemanwhomImentionedisageniusindeed,andIintendnotonlytopromotehimovertherest,butalsotocreateforhimaspecialDepartment。
  Herewithshallyouhearwhatasplendidintellectishis,andhowinafewminuteshehasputthewholeaffairinorder。“
  “MaytheLordbethankedforthat!”thoughtChichikov。ThenhesettledhimselfwhiletheColonelreadaloud:
  “'AftergivingfullconsiderationtotheReferencewhichyourExcellencyhasentrustedtome,Ihavethehonourtoreportasfollows:
  “'1IntheStatementofPleapresentedbyonePaulIvanovitchChichikov,Gentleman,Chevalier,andCollegiateCouncillor,therelurksanerror,inthatanoversighthasledthePetitionertoapplytoRevisionalSoulstheterm“Dead。“Now,fromthecontextitwouldappearthatbythistermthePetitionerdesirestosignifySoulsApproachingDeathratherthanSoulsActuallyDeceased:whereforethetermemployedbetrayssuchanempiricalinstructioninlettersasmust,beyonddoubt,havebeenconfinedtotheVillageSchool,seeingthatintruththeSoulisDeathless。'
  “Therascal!”Koshkarevbrokeofftoexclaimdelightedly。“Hehasgotyouthere,MonsieurChichikov。Andyouwilladmitthathehasasufficientlyincisivepen?
  “'2OnthisEstatethereexistnoUnmortgagedSoulswhatsoever,whetherApproachingDeathorOtherwise;forthereasonthatallSoulsthereonhavebeenpledgednotonlyunderaFirstDeedofMortgage,butalsoforthesumofOneHundredandFiftyRoublesperSoulunderaSecond,——thevillageofGurmailovkaaloneexcepted,inthat,inconsequenceofaSuithavingbeenbroughtagainstLandownerPriadistchev,andofacaveathavingbeenpronouncedbytheLandCourt,andofsuchcaveathavingbeenpublishedinNo。42oftheGazetteofMoscow,thesaidVillagehascomewithintheJurisdictionoftheCourtAbove-Mentioned。“
  “Whydidyounottellmeallthisbefore?”criedChichikovfuriously。
  “Whyyouhavekeptmedancingaboutfornothing?”
  “Becauseitwasabsolutelynecessarythatyoushouldviewthematterthroughformsofdocumentaryprocess。Thisisnojestonmypart。Theinexperiencedmayseethingssubconsciously,yetisimperativethatheshouldalsoseethemCONSCIOUSLY。“
  ButtoChichikov'spatienceanendhadcome。Seizinghiscap,andcastingallceremonytothewinds,hefledfromthehouse,andrushedthroughthecourtyard。Asithappened,themanwhohaddrivenhimthitherhad,warnedbyexperience,nottroubledeventotakeoutthehorses,sinceheknewthatsuchaproceedingwouldhaveentailednotonlythepresentationofaStatementofPleaforfodder,butalsoadelayoftwenty-fourhoursuntiltheResolutiongrantingthesameshouldhavebeenpassed。NeverthelesstheColonelpursuedhisguesttothegates,andpressedhishandwarmlyashethankedhimforhavingenabledhimtheColonelthustoexhibitinoperationthepropermanagementofanestate。Also,hebeggedtostatethat,underthecircumstances,itwasabsolutelynecessarytokeepthingsmovingandcirculating,since,otherwise,slacknesswasapttosupervene,andtheworkingofthemachinetogrowrustyandfeeble;butthat,inspiteofall,thepresentoccasionhadinspiredhimwithahappyidea——namely,theideaofinstitutingaCommitteewhichshouldbeentitled“TheCommitteeofSupervisionoftheCommitteeofManagement,“andwhichshouldhaveforitsfunctionthedetectionofbackslidersamongthebodyfirstmentioned。
  Itwaslatewhen,tiredanddissatisfied,ChichikovregainedKostanzhoglo'smansion。Indeed,thecandleshadlongbeenlit。
  “Whathasdelayedyou?”askedthemasterofthehouseasChichikoventeredthedrawing-room。
  “Yes,whathaskeptyouandtheColonelsolonginconversationtogether?”addedPlaton。
  “This——thefactthatneverinmylifehaveIcomeacrosssuchanimbecile,“wasChichikov'sreply。
  “Nevermind,“saidKostanzhoglo。“Koshkarevisamostreassuringphenomenon。Heisnecessaryinthatinhimweseeexpressedincaricatureallthemorecryingfolliesofourintellectuals——oftheintellectualswho,withoutfirsttroublingtomakethemselvesacquaintedwiththeirowncountry,borrowsillinessfromabroad。Yetthatishowcertainofourlandownersarenowcarryingon。Theyhavesetup'offices'andfactoriesandschoolsand'commissions,'andthedevilknowswhatelsebesides。Afinelotofwiseacres!AftertheFrenchWarin1812theyhadtoreconstructtheiraffairs:andseehowtheyhavedoneit!YetsomuchworsehavetheydoneitthanaFrenchmanwouldhavedonethatanyfoolofaPeterPetrovitchPietukhnowranksasagoodlandowner!”
  “Buthehasmortgagedthewholeofhisestate?”remarkedChichikov。
  “Yes,nowadayseverythingisbeingmortgaged,orisgoingtobe。“Thissaid,Kostanzhoglo'stemperrosestillfurther。“Outuponyourfactoriesofhatsandcandles!”hecried。“Outuponprocuringcandle-makersfromLondon,andthenturninglandownersintohucksters!
  TothinkofaRussianpomiestchik[9],amemberofthenoblestofcallings,conductingworkshopsandcottonmills!Why,itisforthewenchesoftownstohandleloomsformuslinandlace。“
  [9]Landowner。
  “Butyouyourselfmaintainworkshops?”remarkedPlaton。
  “Ido;butwhoestablishedthem?Theyestablishedthemselves。Forinstance,woolhadaccumulated,andsinceIhadnowheretostoreit,I
  begantoweaveitintocloth——but,markyou,onlyintogood,plainclothofwhichIcandisposeatacheaprateinthelocalmarkets,andwhichisneededbypeasants,includingmyown。Again,forsixyearsonenddidthefishfactorieskeepdumpingtheiroffalonmybankoftheriver;wherefore,atlast,astherewasnothingtobedonewithit,I
  tooktoboilingitintoglue,andclearedfortythousandroublesbytheprocess。“
  “Thedevil!”thoughtChichikovtohimselfashestaredathishost。
  “Whatafistthismanhasformakingmoney!”
  “AnotherreasonwhyIstartedthosefactories,“continuedKostanzhoglo,“isthattheymightgiveemploymenttomanypeasantswhowouldotherwisehavestarved。Yousee,theyearhappenedtohavebeenaleanone——thankstothosesameindustry-mongeringlandowners,inthattheyhadneglectedtosowtheircrops;andnowmyfactorieskeepgrowingattherateofafactoryayear,owingtothecircumstancethatsuchquantitiesofremnantsandcuttingsbecomesoaccumulatedthat,ifamanlookscarefullytohismanagement,hewillfindeverysortofrubbishtobecapableofbringinginareturn——yes,tothepointofhishavingtorejectmoneyonthepleathathehasnoneedofit。YetIdonotfindthattodoallthisIrequiretobuildamansionwithfacadesandpillars!”
  “Marvellous!”exclaimedChichikov。“Beyondallthingsdoesitsurprisemethatrefusecanbesoutilised。“
  “Yes,andthatiswhatcanbedonebySIMPLEmethods。Butnowadayseveryoneisamechanic,andwantstoopenthatmoneychestwithaninstrumentinsteadofsimply。ForthatpurposehehieshimtoEngland。
  Yes,THATisthethingtodo。Whatfolly!”Kostanzhoglospatandadded:“Yetwhenhereturnsfromabroadheisahundredtimesmoreignorantthanwhenhewent。“
  “Ah,Constantine,“putinhiswifeanxiously,“youknowhowbadforyouitistotalklikethis。“
  “Yes,buthowamItohelplosingmytemper?Thethingtouchesmetooclosely,itvexesmetoodeeplytothinkthattheRussiancharactershouldbedegenerating。ForinthatcharactertherehasdawnedasortofQuixotismwhichneverusedtobethere。Yes,nosoonerdoesamangetalittleeducationintohisheadthanhebecomesaDonQuixote,andestablishesschoolsonhisestatesuchasevenamadmanwouldneverhavedreamedof。Andfromthatschoolthereissuesaworkmanwhoisgoodfornothing,whetherinthecountryorinthetown——afellowwhodrinksandisforeverstandingonhisdignity。Yetstillourlandownerskeeptakingtophilanthropy,toconvertingthemselvesintophilanthropicknights-errant,andspendingmillionsuponsenselesshospitalsandinstitutions,andsoruiningthemselvesandturningtheirfamiliesadrift。Yes,thatisallthatcomesofphilanthropy。“
  Chichikov'sbusinesshadnothingtodowiththespreadofenlightenment,hewasbutseekinganopportunitytoinquirefurtherconcerningtheputtingofrefusetolucrativeuses;butKostanzhoglowouldnotlethimgetawordinedgeways,soirresistiblydidtheflowofsarcasticcommentpourfromthespeaker'slips。
  “Yes,“wentonKostanzhoglo,“folkarealwaysschemingtoeducatethepeasant。Butfirstmakehimwell-offandagoodfarmer。THENhewilleducatehimselffastenough。Asthingsarenow,theworldhasgrownstupidtoadegreethatpassesbelief。Lookatthestuffourpresent-dayscribblerswrite!Letanysortofabookbepublished,andatonceyouwillseeeveryonemakingarushforit。Similarlywillyoufindfolksaying:'Thepeasantleadsanover-simplelife。Heoughttobefamiliarisedwithluxuries,andsoledtoyearnforthingsabovehisstation。'Andtheresultofsuchluxurieswillbethatthepeasantwillbecomearagratherthanaman,andsufferfromthedevilonlyknowswhatdiseases,untiltherewillremaininthelandnotaboyofeighteenwhowillnothaveexperiencedthewholegamutofthem,andfoundhimselfleftwithnotatoothinhisjawsorahaironhispate。
  Yes,thatiswhatwillcomeofinfectingthepeasantwithsuchrubbish。But,thankGod,thereisstillonehealthyclasslefttous——aclasswhichhasnevertakenupwiththe'advantages'ofwhichI
  speak。Forthatweoughttobegrateful。Andsince,evenyet,theRussianagriculturistremainsthemostrespect-worthymanintheland,whyshouldhebetouched?WouldtoGodeveryonewereanagriculturist!”
  “Thenyoubelieveagriculturetobethemostprofitableofoccupations?”saidChichikov。
  “Thebest,atallevents——ifnotthemostprofitable。'Inthesweatofthybrowshaltthoutilltheland。'Toquotethatrequiresnogreatwisdom,fortheexperienceofageshasshownusthat,intheagriculturalcalling,manhaseverremainedmoremoral,morepure,morenoblethaninanyother。OfcourseIdonotmeantoimplythatnoothercallingoughttobepractised:simplythatthecallinginquestionliesattherootofalltherest。Howevermuchfactoriesmaybeestablishedprivatelyorbythelaw,therewillstillliereadytoman'shandallthatheneeds——hewillstillrequirenoneofthoseamenitieswhicharesappingthevitalityofourpresent-dayfolk,noranyofthoseindustrialestablishmentswhichmaketheirprofit,andkeepthemselvesgoing,bycausingfoolishmeasurestobeadoptedwhich,intheend,areboundtodepraveandcorruptourunfortunatemasses。Imyselfamdeterminednevertoestablishanymanufacture,howeverprofitable,whichwillgiverisetoademandfor'higherthings,'suchassugarandtobacco——nonotifIloseamillionbymyrefusingtodoso。IfcorruptionMUSTovertaketheMIR,itshallnotbethroughmyhands。AndIthinkthatGodwilljustifymeinmyresolve。TwentyyearshaveIlivedamongthecommonfolk,andIknowwhatwillinevitablycomeofsuchthings。“
  “Butwhatsurprisesmemost,“persistedChichikov,“isthatfromrefuseitshouldbepossible,withgoodmanagement,tomakesuchanimmensityofprofit。“
  “Andasforpoliticaleconomy,“continuedKostanzhoglo,withoutnoticinghim,andwithhisfacechargedwithbilioussarcasm,“——asforpoliticaleconomy,itisafinethingindeed。Justonefoolsittingonanotherfool'sback,andflogginghimalong,eventhoughtheridercanseenofurtherthanhisownnose!Yetintothesaddlewillthatfoolclimb——spectaclesandall!Oh,thefolly,thefollyofsuchthings!”Andthespeakerspatderisively。
  “Thatmaybetrue,“saidhiswife。“Yetyoumustnotgetangryaboutit。Surelyonecanspeakonsuchsubjectswithoutlosingone'stemper?”
  “AsIlistentoyou,mostworthyConstantineThedorovitch,“Chichikovhastenedtoremark,“itbecomesplaintomethatyouhavepenetratedintothemeaningoflife,andlaidyourfingerupontheessentialrootofthematter。Yetsupposing,foramoment,weleavetheaffairsofhumanityingeneral,andturnourattentiontoapurelyindividualaffair,mightIaskyouhow,inthecaseofamanbecomingalandowner,andhavingamindtogrowwealthyasquicklyaspossibleinorderthathemayfulfilhisboundenobligationsasacitizen,hecanbestsetaboutit?”
  “Howhecanbestsetaboutgrowingwealthy?”repeatedKostanzhoglo。
  “Why,——“
  “Letusgotosupper,“interruptedtheladyofthehouse,risingfromherchair,andmovingtowardsthecentreoftheroom,whereshewrappedhershiveringyoungforminashawl。Chichikovsprangupwiththealacrityofamilitaryman,offeredherhisarm,andescortedher,asonparade,tothedining-room,whereawaitingthemtherewasthesoup-toureen。Fromitthelidhadjustbeenremoved,andtheroomwasredolentofthefragrantodourofearlyspringrootsandherbs。Thecompanytooktheirseats,andatoncetheservantsplacedtheremainderofthedishesundercoversuponthetableandwithdrew,forKostanzhoglohatedtohaveservantslisteningtotheiremployers'
  conversation,andobjectedstillmoretotheirstaringathimallthewhilethathewaseating。
  Whenthesouphadbeenconsumed,andglassesofanexcellentvintageresemblingHungarianwinehadbeenpouredout,Chichikovsaidtohishost:
  “Mostworthysir,allowmeoncemoretodirectyourattentiontothesubjectofwhichwewerespeakingatthepointwhentheconversationbecameinterrupted。YouwillrememberthatIwasaskingyouhowbestamancansetabout,proceedin,thematterofgrowing……“
  [Herefromtheoriginaltwopagesaremissing。]……“Apropertyforwhich,hadheaskedfortythousand,Ishouldstillhavedemandedareduction。“
  “Hm!”thoughtChichikov;thenaddedaloud:“Butwhydoyounotpurchaseityourself?”
  “Becausetoeverythingtheremustbeassignedalimit。Alreadymypropertykeepsmesufficientlyemployed。Moreover,IshouldcauseourlocaldvorianetobegincryingoutinchorusthatIamexploitingtheirextremities,theirruinedposition,forthepurposeofacquiringlandforunderitsvalue。OfthatIamweary。“
  “Howreadilyfolkspeakevil!”exclaimedChichikov。
  “Yes,andtheamountofevil-speakinginourprovincesurpassesbelief。Neverwillyouhearmynamementionedwithoutmybeingcalledalsoamiserandausureroftheworstpossiblesort;whereasmyaccusersjustifythemselvesineverything,andsaythat,'thoughwehavewastedourmoney,wehavestartedademandforthehigheramenitiesoflife,andthereforeencouragedindustrywithourwastefulness,afarbetterwayofdoingthingsthanthatpractisedbyKostanzhoglo,wholiveslikeapig。'“
  “Would_I_couldliveinyour'piggish'fashion!”ejaculatedChichikov。
  “Andsoforth,andsoforth。Yetwhatarethe'higheramenitiesoflife'?Whatgoodcantheydotoanyone?Evenifalandownerofthedaysetsupalibrary,heneverlooksatasinglebookinit,butsoonrelapsesintocard-playing——theusualpursuit。YetfolkcallmenamessimplybecauseIdonotwastemymeansuponthegivingofdinners!OnereasonwhyIdonotgivesuchdinnersisthattheywearyme;andanotherreasonisthatIamnotusedtothem。Butcomeyoutomyhouseforthepurposeoftakingpotluck,andIshallbedelightedtoseeyou。Also,folkfoolishlysaythatIlendmoneyoninterest;whereasthetruthisthatifyoushouldcometomewhenyouarereallyinneed,andshouldexplaintomeopenlyhowyouproposetoemploymymoney,andIshouldperceivethatyouarepurposingtousethatmoneywisely,andthatyouarereallylikelytoprofitthereby——well,inthatcaseyouwouldfindmereadytolendyouallthatyoumightaskwithoutinterestatall。“
  “Thatisathingwhichitiswelltoknow,“reflectedChichikov。
  “Yes,“repeatedKostanzhoglo,“underthosecircumstancesIshouldneverrefuseyoumyassistance。ButIdoobjecttothrowingmymoneytothewinds。Pardonmeforexpressingmyselfsoplainly。Tothinkoflendingmoneytoamanwhoismerelydevisingadinnerforhismistress,orplanningtofurnishhishouselikealunatic,orthinkingoftakinghisparamourtoamaskedballorajubileeinhonourofsomeonewhohadbetterneverhavebeenborn!”
  And,spitting,hecameneartoventingsomeexpressionwhichwouldscarcelyhavebeenbecominginthepresenceofhiswife。Overhisfacethedarkshadowofhypochondriahadcastacloud,andfurrowshadformedonhisbrowandtemples,andhiseverygesturebespoketheinfluenceofahot,nervousrancour。
  “Butallowmeoncemoretodirectyourattentiontothesubjectofourrecentlyinterruptedconversation,“persistedChichikovashesippedaglassofexcellentraspberrywine。“Thatistosay,supposingIweretoacquirethepropertywhichyouhavebeengoodenoughtobringtomynotice,howlongwouldittakemetogrowrich?”
  “Thatwoulddependonyourself,“repliedKostanzhoglowithgrimabruptnessandevidentill-humour。“Youmighteithergrowrichquicklyoryoumightnevergrowrichatall。Ifyoumadeupyourmindtogrowrich,soonerorlateryouwouldfindyourselfawealthyman。“
  “Indeed?”ejaculatedChichikov。
  “Yes,“repliedKostanzhoglo,assharplyasthoughhewereangrywithChichikov。“Youwouldmerelyneedtobefondofwork:otherwiseyouwouldeffectnothing。Themainthingistolikelookingafteryourproperty。Believeme,youwouldnevergrowwearyofdoingso。Peoplewouldhaveitthatlifeinthecountryisdull;whereas,ifIweretospendasingledayasitisspentbysomefolk,withtheirstupidclubsandtheirrestaurantsandtheirtheatres,Ishoulddieofennui。
  Thefools,theidiots,thegenerationsofblinddullards!Butalandownerneverfindsthedayswearisome——hehasnotthetime。Inhislifenotamomentremainsunoccupied;itisfulltothebrim。Andwithitallgoesanendlessvarietyofoccupations。Andwhatoccupations!
  Occupationswhichgenuinelyupliftthesoul,seeingthatthelandownerwalkswithnatureandtheseasonsoftheyear,andtakespartin,andisintimatewith,everythingwhichisevolvedbycreation。Forletuslookattheroundoftheyear'slabours。Evenbeforespringhasarrivedtherewillhavebegunageneralwatchingandawaitingforit,andapreparingforsowing,andanapportioningofcrops,andameasuringofseedgrainbybyres,anddryingofseed,andadividingoftheworkersintoteams。Foreverythingneedstobeexaminedbeforehand,andcalculationsmustbemadeattheverystart。Andassoonasevertheiceshallhavemelted,andtheriversbeflowing,andthelandhavedriedsufficientlytobeworkable,thespadewillbeginitstaskinkitchenandflowergarden,andtheploughandtheharrowtheirtasksinthefield;untileverywheretherewillbetillingandsowingandplanting。Anddoyouunderstandwhatthesumofthatlabourwillmean?Itwillmeanthattheharvestisbeingsown,thatthewelfareoftheworldisbeingsown,thatthefoodofmillionsisbeingputintotheearth。Andthereafterwillcomesummer,theseasonofreaping,endlessreaping;forsuddenlythecropswillhaveripened,andrye-sheafwillbelyingheapeduponrye-sheaf,with,elsewhere,stocksofbarley,andofoats,andofwheat。Andeverythingwillbeteemingwithlife,andnotamomentwillthereneedtobelost,seeingthat,hadyoueventwentyeyes,youwouldhaveneedforthemall。Andaftertheharvestfestivitiestherewillbegraintobecartedtobyreorstackedinricks,andstorestobepreparedforthewinter,andstorehousesandkilnsandcattle-shedstobecleanedforthesamepurpose,andthewomentobeassignedtheirtasks,andthetotalsofeverythingtobecalculated,sothatonemayseethevalueofwhathasbeendone。Andlastlywillcomewinter,whenineverythreshing-floortheflailwillbeworking,andthegrain,whenthreshed,willneedtobecarriedfrombarntobinn,andthemillsrequiretobeseento,andtheestatefactoriestobeinspected,andtheworkmen'shutstobevisitedforthepurposeofascertaininghowthemuzhikisfaringfor,givenacarpenterwhoiscleverwithhistools,I,forone,amonlytoogladtospendanhourortwoinhiscompany,socheeringtomeislabour。Andif,inaddition,onediscernstheendtowhicheverythingismoving,andthemannerinwhichthethingsofearthareeverywheremultiplyingandmultiplying,andbringingforthmoreandmorefruittoone'sprofiting,Icannotadequatelyexpresswhattakesplaceinaman'ssoul。Andthat,notbecauseofthegrowthinhiswealth——moneyismoneyandnomore——butbecausehewillfeelthateverythingistheworkofhisownhands,andthathehasbeenthecauseofeverything,anditscreator,andthatfromhim,asfromamagician,therehasflowedbountyandgoodnessforall。Inwhatothercallingwillyoufindsuchdelightsinprospect?”Ashespoke,Kostanzhogloraisedhisface,anditbecameclearthatthewrinkleshadfledfromit,andthat,liketheTsaronthesolemndayofhiscrowning,Kostanzhoglo'swholeformwasdiffusinglight,andhisfeatureshadinthemagentleradiance。“Inalltheworld,“herepeated,“youwillfindnojoyslikethese,forhereinmanimitatestheGodwhoprojectedcreationasthesupremehappiness,andnowdemandsofmanthathe,too,shouldactasthecreatorofprosperity。Yettherearefolkwhocallsuchfunctionstedious!”
  Kostanzhoglo'smellifluousperiodsfelluponChichikov'searlikethenotesofabirdofparadise。Fromtimetotimehegulped,andhissoftenedeyesexpressedthepleasurewhichitgavehimtolisten。
  “Constantine,itistimetoleavethetable,“saidtheladyofthehouse,risingfromherseat。Everyonefollowedherexample,andChichikovonceagainactedashishostess'sescort——althoughwithlessdexterityofdeportmentthanbefore,owingtothefactthatthistimehisthoughtswereoccupiedwithmoreessentialmattersofprocedure。
  “Inspiteofwhatyousay,“remarkedPlatonashewalkedbehindthepair,“I,formypart,findthesethingswearisome。“
  Butthemasterofthehousepaidnoattentiontohisremark,forhewasreflectingthathisguestwasnofool,butamanofseriousthoughtandspeechwhodidnottakethingslightly。And,withthethought,Kostanzhoglogrewlighterinsoul,asthoughhehadwarmedhimselfwithhisownwords,andwereexultinginthefactthathehadfoundsomeonecapableoflisteningtogoodadvice。
  Whentheyhadsettledthemselvesinthecosy,candle-lighteddrawing-room,withitsbalconyandtheglassdooropeningoutintothegarden——adoorthroughwhichthestarscouldbeseenglitteringamidtheslumberingtopsofthetrees——Chichikovfeltmorecomfortablethanhehaddoneformanyadaypast。Itwasasthough,afterlongjourneying,hisownroof-treehadreceivedhimoncemore——hadreceivedhimwhenhisquesthadbeenaccomplished,whenallthathewishedforhadbeengained,whenhistravelling-staffhadbeenlaidasidewiththewords“Itisfinished。“Andofthisseductiveframeofmindthetruesourcehadbeentheeloquentdiscourseofhishospitablehost。
  Yes,foreverymanthereexistcertainthingswhich,instantlythattheyaresaid,seemtotouchhimmoreclosely,moreintimately,thananythinghasdonebefore。Norisitanuncommonoccurrencethatinthemostunexpectedfashion,andinthemostretiredofretreats,onewillsuddenlycomefacetofacewithamanwhoseburningperiodswillleadonetoforgetoneselfandthetracklessnessoftherouteandthediscomfortofone'snightlyhalting-places,andthefutilityofcrazesandthefalsenessoftricksbywhichonehumanbeingdeceivesanother。
  Andatoncetherewillbecomeengravenuponone'smemory——vividly,andforalltime——theeveningthusspent。Andofthateveningone'sremembrancewillholdtrue,bothastowhowaspresent,andwhereeachsuchpersonsat,andwhatheorshewaswearing,andwhatthewallsandthestoveandothertriflingfeaturesoftheroomlookedlike。
  InthesamewaydidChichikovnoteeachdetailthatevening——boththeappointmentsoftheagreeable,butnotluxuriouslyfurnished,room,andthegood-humouredexpressionwhichreignedonthefaceofthethoughtfulhost,andthedesignofthecurtains,andtheamber-mountedpipesmokedbyPlaton,andthewayinwhichhekeptpuffingsmokeintothefatjowlofthedogYarb,andthesneezewhich,oneachsuchoccasion,Yarbvented,andthelaughterofthepleasant-facedhostessthoughalwaysfollowedbythewords“Praydonotteasehimanymore“
  andthecheerfulcandle-light,andthecricketchirpinginacorner,andtheglassdoor,andthespringnightwhich,layingitselbowsuponthetree-tops,andspangledwithstars,andvocalwiththenightingaleswhichwerepouringforthwarbleddittiesfromtherecessesofthefoliage,keptglancingthroughthedoor,andregardingthecompanywithin。
  “Howitdelightsmetohearyourwords,goodConstantineThedorovitch!”saidChichikov。“Indeed,nowhereinRussiahaveImetwithamanofequalintellect。“
  Kostanzhoglosmiled,whilerealisingthatthecomplimentwasscarcelydeserved。
  “IfyouwantamanofGENUINEintellect,“hesaid,“Icantellyouofone。Heisamanwhosebootsolesareworthmorethanmywholebody。“
  “Whomayhebe?”askedChichikovinastonishment。
  “Murazov,ourlocalCommissionerofTaxes。“
  “Ah!Ihaveheardofhimbefore,“remarkedChichikov。
  “Heisamanwho,werehenotthedirectorofanestate,mightwellbeadirectoroftheEmpire。AndweretheEmpireundermydirection,I
  shouldatonceappointhimmyMinisterofFinance。“
  “Ihaveheardtalesbeyondbeliefconcerninghim——forinstance,thathehasacquiredtenmillionroubles。“
  “Ten?Morethanforty。SoonhalfRussiawillbeinhishands。“
  “Youdon'tsayso?”criedChichikovinamazement。
  “Yes,certainly。Themanwhohasonlyahundredthousandroublestoworkwithgrowsrichbutslowly,whereashewhohasmillionsathisdisposalcanoperateoveragreaterradius,andsobackwhatsoeverheundertakeswithtwiceorthricethemoneywhichcanbebroughtagainsthim。Consequentlyhisfieldbecomessospaciousthatheendsbyhavingnorivals。Yes,noonecancompetewithhim,and,whatsoeverpricehemayfixforagivencommodity,atthatpriceitwillhavetoremain,norwillanymanbeabletooutbidit。“
  “MyGod!”mutteredChichikov,crossinghimself,andstaringatKostanzhoglowithhisbreathcatchinginhisthroat。“Themindcannotgraspit——itpetrifiesone'sthoughtswithawe。YouseefolkmarvellingatwhatSciencehasachievedinthematterofinvestigatingthehabitsofcowbugs,buttomeitisafarmoremarvellousthingthatinthehandsofasinglemortaltherecanbecomeaccumulatedsuchgiganticsumsofmoney。ButmayIaskwhetherthegreatfortuneofwhichyouspeakhasbeenacquiredthroughhonestmeans?”
  “Yes;throughmeansofthemostirreproachablekind——throughthemosthonourableofmethods。“
  “YetsoimprobabledoesitseemthatIcanscarcelybelieveit。
  ThousandsIcouldunderstand,butmillions——!”
  “Onthecontrary,tomakethousandshonestlyisafarmoredifficultmatterthantomakemillions。Millionsareeasilycomeby,foramillionairehasnoneedtoresorttocrookedways;thewayliesstraightbeforehim,andheneedsbuttoannexwhatsoeverhecomesacross。Norivalwillspringuptoopposehim,fornorivalwillbesufficientlystrong,andsincethemillionairecanoperateoveranextensiveradius,hecanbringasIhavesaidtwoorthreeroublestobearuponanyoneelse'sone。Consequently,whatinterestwillhederivefromathousandroubles?Why,tenortwentypercent。attheleast。“
  “Anditisbeyondmeasuremarvellousthatthewholeshouldhavestartedfromasinglekopeck。“
  “Haditstartedotherwise,thethingcouldneverhavebeendoneatall。Suchisthenormalcourse。Hewhoisbornwiththousands,andisbroughtuptothousands,willneveracquireasinglekopeckmore,forhewillhavebeensetupwiththeamenitiesoflifeinadvance,andsonevercometostandinneedofanything。Itisnecessarytobeginfromthebeginningratherthanfromthemiddle;fromakopeckratherthanfromarouble;fromthebottomratherthanfromthetop。Foronlythuswillamangettoknowthemenandconditionsamongwhichhiscareerwillhavetobecarved。Thatistosay,throughencounteringtheroughandthetumbleoflife,andthroughlearningthateverykopeckhastobebeatenoutwithathree-kopecknail,andthroughworstingknaveafterknave,hewillacquiresuchadegreeofperspicuityandwarinessthathewillerrinnothingwhichhemaytackle,andnevercometoruin。Believeme,itisso。Thebeginning,andnotthemiddle,istherightstartingpoint。Noonewhocomestomeandsays,'Givemeahundredthousandroubles,andIwillgrowrichinnotime,'doIbelieve,forheislikelytomeetwithfailureratherthanwiththesuccessofwhichheissoassured。'Tiswithakopeck,andwithakopeckonly,thatamanmustbegin。“
  “Ifthatisso,_I_shallgrowrich,“saidChichikov,involuntarilyrememberingthedeadsouls。“Forofasurety_I_beganwithnothing。“
  “Constantine,prayallowPaulIvanovitchtoretiretorest,“putintheladyofthehouse。“Itishightime,andIamsureyouhavetalkedenough。“
  “Yes,beyondadoubtyouwillgrowrich,“continuedKostanzhoglo,withoutheedinghiswife。“Fortowardsyoutherewillrunriversandriversofgold,untilyouwillnotknowwhattodowithallyourgains。“
  Asthoughspellbound,Chichikovsatinanaureateworldofever-growingdreamsandfantasies。Allhisthoughtswereinawhirl,andonacarpetoffuturewealthhistumultuousimaginationwasweavinggoldenpatterns,whileeverinhisearswereringingthewords,“towardsyoutherewillrunriversandriversofgold。“
  “Really,Constantine,DOallowPaulIvanovitchtogotobed。“
  “Whatonearthisthematter?”retortedthemasterofthehouseholdtestily。“Praygoyourselfifyouwishto。“Thenhestoppedshort,forthesnoringofPlatonwasfillingthewholeroom,andalso——outrivallingit——thatofthedogYarb。ThiscausedKostanzhoglotorealisethatbedtimereallyhadarrived;wherefore,afterhehadshakenPlatonoutofhisslumbers,andbiddenChichikovgoodnight,alldispersedtotheirseveralchambers,andbecameplungedinsleep。
  All,thatistosay,exceptChichikov,whosethoughtsremainedwakeful,andwhokeptwonderingandwonderinghowbesthecouldbecometheowner,notofafictitious,butofareal,estate。Theconversationwithhishosthadmadeeverythingclear,hadmadethepossibilityofhisacquiringrichesmanifest,hadmadethedifficultartofestatemanagementatonceeasyandunderstandable;untilitwouldseemasthoughparticularlywashisnatureadaptedformasteringtheartinquestion。Allthathewouldneedtodowouldbetomortgagethedeadsouls,andthentosetupagenuineestablishment。AlreadyhesawhimselfactingandadministeringasKostanzhoglohadadvisedhim——energetically,andthroughpersonaloversight,andundertakingnothingnewuntiltheoldhadbeenthoroughlylearned,andviewingeverythingwithhisowneyes,andmakinghimselffamiliarwitheachmemberofhispeasantry,andabjuringallsuperfluities,andgivinghimselfuptohardworkandhusbandry。Yes,alreadycouldhetastethepleasurewhichwouldbehiswhenhehadbuiltupacompleteindustrialorganisation,andthespringsoftheindustrialmachinewereinvigorousworkingorder,andeachhadbecomeabletoreinforcetheother。Labourshouldbekeptinactiveoperation,and,evenas,inamill,flourcomesflowingfromgrain,soshouldcash,andyetmorecash,comeflowingfromeveryatomofrefuseandremnant。AndallthewhilehecouldseebeforehimthelandownerwhowasoneoftheleadingmeninRussia,andforwhomhehadconceivedsuchanunboundedrespect。HithertoonlyforrankorforopulencehadChichikovrespectedaman——neverformereintellectualpower;butnowhemadeafirstexceptioninfavourofKostanzhoglo,seeingthathefeltthatnothingundertakenbyhishostcouldpossiblycometonaught。AndanotherprojectwhichwasoccupyingChichikov'smindwastheprojectofpurchasingtheestateofacertainlandownernamedKhlobuev。
  AlreadyChichikovhadathisdisposaltenthousandroubles,andafurtherfifteenthousandhewouldtryandborrowofKostanzhogloseeingthatthelatterhadhimselfsaidthathewaspreparedtohelpanyonewhoreallydesiredtogrowrich;while,asfortheremainder,hewouldeitherraisethesumbymortgagingtheestateorforceKhlobuevtowaitforit——justtotellhimtoresorttothecourtsifsuchmightbehispleasure。
  Longdidourheroponderthescheme;untilatlengththeslumberwhichhad,thesefourhourspast,beenholdingtherestofthehouseholdinitsembracesenfoldedalsoChichikov,andhesankintooblivion。
  CHAPTERIV
  Nextday,withPlatonandConstantine,ChichikovsetforthtointerviewKhlobuev,theownerwhoseestateConstantinehadconsentedtohelpChichikovtopurchasewithanon-interest-bearing,uncovenantedloanoftenthousandroubles。Naturally,ourherowasinthehighestofspirits。ForthefirstfifteenverstsorsotheroadledthroughforestlandandtillagebelongingtoPlatonandhisbrother-in-law;butdirectlythelimitofthesedomainswasreached,forestlandbegantobereplacedwithswamp,andtillagewithwaste。
  Also,thevillageinKhlobuev'sestatehadaboutitadesertedair,andasfortheproprietorhimself,hewasdiscoveredinastateofdrowsydishevelment,havingnotlonglefthisbed。Amanofaboutforty,hehadhiscravatcrooked,hisfrockcoatadornedwithalargestain,andoneofhisbootswornthrough。Neverthelessheseemeddelightedtoseehisvisitors。
  “What?”heexclaimed。“ConstantineThedorovitchandPlatonMikhalitch?
  ReallyImustrubmyeyes!NeveragaininthisworlddidIlooktoseecallersarriving。Asarule,folkavoidmelikethedevil,fortheycannotdisabusetheirmindsoftheideathatIamgoingtoaskthemforaloan。Yes,itismyownfault,Iknow,butwhatwouldyou?Totheendwillswinecheatswine。Prayexcusemycostume。Youwillobservethatmybootsareinholes。ButhowcanIaffordtogetthemmended?”
  “Nevermind,“saidConstantine。“Wehavecomeonbusinessonly。MayI
  presenttoyouapossiblepurchaserofyourestate,inthepersonofPaulIvanovitchChichikov?”
  “Iamindeedgladtomeetyou!”wasKhlobuev'sresponse。“Prayshakehandswithme,PaulIvanovitch。“
  Chichikovofferedonehand,butnotboth。
  “Icanshowyouapropertyworthyourattention,“wentonthemasteroftheestate。“MayIaskifyouhaveyetdined?”
  “Yes,wehave,“putinConstantine,desirousofescapingassoonaspossible。“Tosaveyoufurthertrouble,letusgoandviewtheestateatonce。“
  “Verywell,“repliedKhlobuev。“Praycomeandinspectmyirregularitiesandfutilities。Youhavedonewelltodinebeforehand,fornotsomuchasafowlisleftintheplace,sodirearetheextremitiestowhichyouseemereduced。“
  Sighingdeeply,hetookPlatonbythearmitwasclearthathedidnotlookforanysympathyfromConstantineandwalkedahead,whileConstantineandChichikovfollowed。
  “Thingsaregoinghardwithme,PlatonMikhalitch,“continuedKhlobuev。“Howhardyoucannotimagine。NomoneyhaveI,nofood,noboots。WereIstillyoungandabachelor,itwouldhavecomeeasytometoliveonbreadandcheese;butwhenamanisgrowingold,andhasgotawifeandfivechildren,suchtrialspressheavilyuponhim,and,inspiteofhimself,hisspiritssink。“
  “But,shouldyousucceedinsellingtheestate,thatwouldhelptoputyouright,woulditnot?”saidPlaton。
  “Howcoulditdoso?”repliedKhlobuevwithadespairinggesture。
  “WhatImightgetforthepropertywouldhavetogotowardsdischargingmydebts,andIshouldfindmyselfleftwithlessthanathousandroublesbesides。“
  “Thenwhatdoyouintendtodo?”
  “Godknows。“
  “ButisthereNOTHINGtowhichyoucouldsetyourhandinordertoclearyourselfofyourdifficulties?”
  “Howcouldtherebe?”
  “Well,youmightacceptaGovernmentpost。“
  “Becomeaprovincialsecretary,youmean?HowcouldIobtainsuchapost?Theywouldnotoffermeoneofthemeanestpossiblekind。Evensupposingthattheydid,howcouldIliveonasalaryoffivehundredroubles——Iwhohaveawifeandfivechildren?”
  “Thentryandobtainabailiff'spost。“
  “Whowouldentrusttheirpropertytoamanwhohassquanderedhisownestate?”
  “Nevertheless,whendeathanddestitutionthreaten,amanmusteitherdosomethingorstarve。ShallIaskmybrothertousehisinfluencetoprocureyouapost?”
  “No,no,PlatonMikhalitch,“sighedKhlobuev,grippingtheother'shand。“Iamnolongerserviceable——Iamgrownoldbeforemytime,andfindthatliverandrheumatismarepayingmeforthesinsofmyyouth。
  WhyshouldtheGovernmentbeputtoalossonmyaccount?——nottospeakofthefactthatforeverysalariedposttherearecountlessnumbersofapplicants。Godforbidthat,inordertoprovidemewithalivelihoodfurtherburdensshouldbeimposeduponanimpoverishedpublic!”
  “Sucharetheresultsofimprovidentmanagement!”thoughtPlatontohimself。“Thediseaseisevenworsethanmyslothfulness。“
  MeanwhileKostanzhoglo,walkingbyChichikov'sside,wasalmosttakingleaveofhissenses。
  “Lookatit!”hecriedwithawaveofhishand。“Seetowhatwretchednessthepeasanthasbecomereduced!Shouldcattlediseasecome,Khlobuevwillhavenothingtofallbackupon,butwillbeforcedtosellhisall——toleavethepeasantwithoutahorse,andthereforewithoutthemeanstolabour,eventhoughthelossofasingleday'sworkmaytakeyearsoflabourtorectify。Meanwhileitisplainthatthelocalpeasanthasbecomeameredissolute,lazydrunkard。Giveamuzhikenoughtoliveuponfortwelvemonthswithoutworking,andyouwillcorrupthimforever,soinuredtoragsandvagrancywillhegrow。Andwhatisthegoodofthatpieceofpasturethere——ofthatpieceonthefurthersideofthosehuts?Itisamerefloodedtract。
  Wereitmine,Ishouldputitunderflax,andclearfivethousandroubles,orelsesowitwithturnips,andclear,perhaps,fourthousand。Andseehowtheryeisdrooping,andnearlylaid。Asforwheat,Iamprettysurethathehasnotsownany。Look,too,atthoseravines!Weretheymine,theywouldbestandingundertimberwhichevenarookcouldnottop。Tothinkofwastingsuchquantitiesofland!Wherelandwouldn'tbearcorn,Ishoulddigitup,andplantitwithvegetables。WhatoughttobedoneisthatKhlobuevoughttotakeaspadeintohisownhands,andtosethiswifeandchildrenandservantstodothesame;andeveniftheydiedoftheexertion,theywouldatleastdiedoingtheirduty,andnotthroughguzzlingatthedinnertable。“
  Thissaid,Kostanzhoglospat,andhisbrowflushedwithgrimindignation。
  Presentlytheyreachedanelevationwhencethedistantflashingofariver,withitsfloodwatersandsubsidiarystreams,caughttheeye,while,furtheroff,aportionofGeneralBetristchev'shomesteadcouldbediscernedamongthetrees,and,overit,ablue,denselywoodedhillwhichChichikovguessedtobethespotwhereTientietnikov'smansionwassituated。
  “ThisiswhereIshouldplanttimber,“saidChichikov。“And,regardedasasiteforamanorhouse,thesituationcouldscarcelybebeatenforbeautyofview。“
  “Youseemtogetgreatstoreuponviewsandbeauty,“remarkedKostanzhoglowithreproofinhistone。“Shouldyoupaytoomuchattentiontothosethings,youmightfindyourselfwithoutcropsorview。Utilityshouldbeplacedfirst,notbeauty。Beautywillcomeofitself。Take,forexample,towns。Thefairestandmostbeautifultownsarethosewhichhavebuiltthemselves——thoseinwhicheachmanhasbuilttosuithisownexclusivecircumstancesandneeds;whereastownswhichmenhaveconstructedonregular,string-tautlinesarenobetterthancollectionsofbarracks。Putbeautyaside,andlookonlytowhatisNECESSARY。“
  “Yes,buttomeitwouldalwaysbeirksometohavetowait。AllthetimethatIwasdoingsoIshouldbehungeringtoseeinfrontofthemethesortofprospectwhichIprefer。“
  “Come,come!Areyouamanoftwenty-five——youwhohaveservedasatchinovnikinSt。Petersburg?Havepatience,havepatience。Forsixyearswork,andworkhard。Plant,sow,anddigtheearthwithouttakingamoment'srest。Itwillbedifficult,Iknow——yes,difficultindeed;butattheendofthattime,ifyouhavethoroughlystirredthesoil,thelandwillbegintohelpyouasnothingelsecando。Thatistosay,overandaboveyourseventyorsopairsofhands,therewillbegintoassistintheworksevenhundredpairsofhandswhichyoucannotsee。Thuseverythingwillbemultipliedtenfold。Imyselfhaveceasedeventohavetoliftafinger,forwhatsoeverneedstobedonegetsdoneofitself。Naturelovespatience:alwaysrememberthat。
  ItisalawgivenherofGodHimself,whohasblessedallthosewhoarestrongtoendure。“
  “Tohearyourwordsistobebothencouragedandstrengthened,“saidChichikov。TothisKostanzhoglomadenoreply,butpresentlywenton:
  “Andseehowthatpieceoflandhasbeenploughed!TostayherelongerismorethanIcando。Forme,tohavetolookuponsuchwantoforderlinessandforesightisdeath。FinishyourbusinesswithKhlobuevwithoutme,andwhatsoeveryoudo,getthistreasureoutofthatfool'shandsasquicklyaspossible,forheisdishonouringGod'sgifts。“
  AndKostanzhoglo,hisfacedarkwiththeragethatwasseethinginhisexcitablesoul,leftChichikov,andcaughtuptheowneroftheestablishment。
  “What,ConstantineThedorovitch?”criedKhlobuevinastonishment。
  “Justarrived,youaregoingalready?”
  “Yes;Icannothelpit;urgentbusinessrequiresmeathome。“Andenteringhisgig,Kostanzhoglodroverapidlyaway。SomehowKhlobuevseemedtodivinethecauseofhissuddendeparture。
  “Itwastoomuchforhim,“heremarked。“Anagriculturistofthatkinddoesnotliketohavetolookupontheresultsofsuchfecklessmanagementasmine。Wouldyoubelieveit,PaulIvanovitch,butthisyearIhavebeenunabletosowanywheat!AmInotafinehusbandman?
  Therewasnoseedforthepurpose,noryetanythingwithwhichtopreparetheground。No,IamnotlikeConstantineThedorovitch,who,I
  hear,isaperfectNapoleoninhisparticularline。Againandagainthethoughtoccurstome,'Whyhassomuchintellectbeenputintothathead,andonlyadroportwointomyowndullpate?'Takecareofthatpuddle,gentlemen。Ihavetoldmypeasantstolaydownplanksforthespring,buttheyhavenotdoneso。Neverthelessmyheartachesforthepoorfellows,fortheyneedagoodexample,andwhatsortofanexampleamI?Howam_I_togivethemorders?Praytakethemunderyourcharge,PaulIvanovitch,forIcannotteachthemorderlinessandmethodwhenImyselflackboth。Asamatteroffact,Ishouldhavegiventhemtheirfreedomlongago,hadtherebeenanyuseinmydoingso;forevenIcanseethatpeasantsmustfirstbeaffordedthemeansofearningalivelihoodbeforetheycanlive。Whattheyneedisastern,yetjust,masterwhoshalllivewiththem,dayin,dayout,andsetthemanexampleoftirelessenergy。Thepresent-dayRussian——I
  knowofitmyself——ishelplesswithoutadriver。Withoutonehefallsasleep,andthemouldgrowsoverhim。“
  “YetIcannotunderstandWHYheshouldfallasleepandgrowmouldyinthatfashion,“saidPlaton。“Whyshouldheneedcontinualsurveillancetokeephimfromdegeneratingintoadrunkardandagood-for-nothing?”
  “Thecauseislackofenlightenment,“saidChichikov。
  “Possibly——onlyGodknows。Yetenlightenmenthasreachedusrightenough。Dowenotattenduniversitylecturesandeverythingelsethatisbefitting?Takemyowneducation。Ilearntnotonlytheusualthings,butalsotheartofspendingmoneyuponthelatestrefinement,thelatestamenity——theartoffamiliarisingoneselfwithwhatsoevermoneycanbuy。How,then,canitbesaidthatIwaseducatedfoolishly?Andmycomrades'educationwasthesame。Afewofthemsucceededinannexingthecreamofthings,forthereasonthattheyhadthewittodoso,andtherestspenttheirtimeindoingtheirbesttoruintheirhealthandsquandertheirmoney。OftenIthinkthereisnohopeforthepresent-dayRussian。Whiledesiringtodoeverything,heaccomplishesnothing。Onedayhewillschemetobeginanewmodeofexistence,anewdietary;yetbeforeeveninghewillhavesoover-eatenhimselfastobeunabletospeakordoaughtbutsitstaringlikeanowl。Thesamewitheveryone。“
  “Quiteso,“agreedChichikovwithasmile。“'Tiseverywherethesamestory。“
  “Totellthetruth,wearenotborntocommonsense。IdoubtwhetherRussiahaseverproducedareallysensibleman。Formyownpart,ifI
  seemyneighbourlivingaregularlife,andmakingmoney,andsavingit,Ibegintodistrusthim,andtofeelcertainthatinoldage,ifnotbefore,hetoowillbeledastraybythedevil——ledastrayinamoment。Yes,whetherornotwebeeducated,thereissomethingwelack。Butwhatthatsomethingispassesmyunderstanding。“
  Onthereturnjourneytheprospectwasthesameasbefore。Everywherethesameslovenliness,thesamedisorder,wasdisplayingitselfunadorned:theonlydifferencebeingthatafreshpuddlehadformedinthemiddleofthevillagestreet。Thiswantandneglectwasnoticeableinthepeasants'quartersequallywiththequartersofthebarin。Inthevillageafuriouswomaningreasysackclothwasbeatingapooryoungwenchwithinanaceofherlife,andatthesametimedevotingsomethirdpersontothecareofallthedevilsinhell;furtherawayacoupleofpeasantswerestoicallycontemplatingthevirago——onescratchinghisrumpashedidso,andtheotheryawning。Thesameyawnwasdiscernibleinthebuildings,fornotaroofwastherebuthadagapingholeinit。AshegazedatthescenePlatonhimselfyawned。
  Patchwassuperimposeduponpatch,and,inplaceofaroof,onehuthadapieceofwoodenfencing,whileitscrumblingwindow-frameswerestayedwithstickspurloinedfromthebarin'sbarn。EvidentlythesystemofupkeepinvoguewasthesystememployedinthecaseofTrishkin'scoat——thesystemofcuttingupthecuffsandthecollarintomendingsfortheelbows。