HerfirstthoughtwastocutoffJuan'shead;
  Hersecond,tocutonlyhis-acquaintance;
  Herthird,toaskhimwherehehadbeenbred;
  Herfourth,torallyhimintorepentance;
  Herfifth,tocallhermaidsandgotobed;
  Hersixth,tostabherself;herseventh,tosentenceThelashtoBaba:-buthergrandresourceWastositdownagain,andcryofcourse。
  Shethoughttostabherself,butthenshehadThedaggercloseathand,whichmadeitawkward;
  ForEasternstaysarelittlemadetopad,Sothataponiardpiercesif'tisstuckhard:
  ShethoughtofkillingJuan-but,poorlad!
  Thoughhedeserveditwellforbeingsobackward,ThecuttingoffhisheadwasnottheartMostlikelytoattainheraim-hisheart。
  Juanwasmoved;hehadmadeuphismindTobeimpaled,orquarter'dasadishFordogs,ortobeslainwithpangsrefined,Orthrowntolions,ormadebaitsforfish,Andthusheroicallystoodresign'd,Ratherthansin-excepttohisownwish:
  ButallhisgreatpreparativesfordyingDissolvedlikesnowbeforeawomancrying。
  AsthroughhispalmsBobAcres'valouroozed,SoJuan'svirtueebb'd,Iknownothow;
  Andfirsthewonder'dwhyhehadrefused;
  Andthen,ifmatterscouldbemadeupnow;
  Andnexthissavagevirtueheaccused,Justasafriarmayaccusehisvow,Orasadamerepentsherofheroath,Whichmostlyendsinsomesmallbreachofboth。
  Sohebegantostammersomeexcuses;
  Butwordsarenotenoughinsuchamatter,Althoughyouborrow'dallthate'erthemusesHavesung,orevenaDandy'sdandiestchatter,OrallthefiguresCastlereaghabuses;
  JustasalanguidsmilebegantoflatterHispeacewasmaking,butbeforeheventuredFurther,oldBabaratherbrisklyenter'd。
  'BrideoftheSun!andSisteroftheMoon!'
  'Twasthushespake'andEmpressoftheEarth!
  Whosefrownwouldputthespheresalloutoftune,Whosesmilemakesalltheplanetsdancewithmirth,Yourslavebringstidings-hehopesnottoosoon-
  Whichyoursublimeattentionmaybeworth:
  TheSunhimselfhassentmelikearay,Tohintthatheiscomingupthisway。'
  'Isit,'exclaim'dGulbeyaz,'asyousay?
  Iwishtoheavenhewouldnotshinetillmorning!
  Butbidmywomenformthemilkyway。
  Hence,myoldcomet!givethestarsduewarning-
  And,Christian!minglewiththemasyoumay,Andasyou'dhavemepardonyourpastscorning-'
  HeretheywereinterruptedbyahummingSound,andthenbyacry,'TheSultan'scoming!'
  Firstcameherdamsels,adecorousfile,AndthenhisHighness'eunuchs,blackandwhite;
  Thetrainmightreachaquarterofamile:
  HismajestywasalwayssopoliteAstoannouncehisvisitsalongwhileBeforehecame,especiallyatnight;
  ForbeingthelastwifeoftheEmperour,Shewasofcoursethefavoriteofthefour。
  HisHighnesswasamanofsolemnport,Shawl'dtothenose,andbeardedtotheeyes,Snatch'dfromaprisontopresideatcourt,Hislatelybowstrungbrothercausedhisrise;
  HewasasgoodasovereignofthesortAsanymention'dinthehistoriesOfCantemir,orKnolles,wherefewshineSaveSolyman,thegloryoftheirline。
  Hewenttomosqueinstate,andsaidhisprayersWithmorethan'Orientalscrupulosity;'
  Helefttohisvizierallstateaffairs,Andshow'dbutlittleroyalcuriosity:
  Iknownotifhehaddomesticcares-
  Noprocessprovedconnubialanimosity;
  Fourwivesandtwicefivehundredmaids,unseen,WereruledascalmlyasaChristianqueen。
  Ifnowandthentherehappen'daslightslip,Littlewasheardofcriminalorcrime;
  Thestoryscarcelypass'dasinglelip-
  Thesackandseahadsettledallintime,Fromwhichthesecretnobodycouldrip:
  ThePublicknewnomorethandoesthisrhyme;
  Noscandalsmadethedailypressacurse-
  Moralswerebetter,andthefishnoworse。
  Hesawwithhisowneyesthemoonwasround,Wasalsocertainthattheearthwassquare,Becausehehadjourney'dfiftymiles,andfoundNosignthatitwascircularanywhere;
  Hisempirealsowaswithoutabound:
  'Tistrue,alittletroubledhereandthere,Byrebelpachas,andencroachinggiaours,Butthentheynevercameto'theSevenTowers;'
  Exceptinshapeofenvoys,whoweresentTolodgetherewhenawarbrokeout,accordingTothetruelawofnations,whichne'ermeantThosescoundrels,whohaveneverhadaswordinTheirdirtydiplomatichands,toventTheirspleeninmakingstrife,andsafelywordingTheirlies,yclep'ddespatches,withoutriskorThesingeingofasingleinkywhisker。
  Hehadfiftydaughtersandfourdozensons,Ofwhomallsuchascameofagewerestow'd,Theformerinapalace,wherelikenunsTheylivedtillsomeBashawwassentabroad,Whenshe,whoseturnitwas,waswedatonce,Sometimesatsixyearsold-thoughitseemsodd,'Tistrue;thereasonis,thattheBashawMustmakeapresenttohissireinlaw。
  Hissonswerekeptinprison,tilltheygrewOfyearstofillabowstringorthethrone,Oneortheother,butwhichofthetwoCouldyetbeknownuntothefatesalone;
  MeantimetheeducationtheywentthroughWasprincely,astheproofshavealwaysshown:
  SothattheheirapparentstillwasfoundNolessdeservingtobehang'dthancrown'd。
  HismajestysalutedhisfourthspouseWithalltheceremoniesofhisrank,Whoclear'dhersparklingeyesandsmooth'dherbrows,Assuitsamatronwhohasplay'daprank;
  Thesemustseemdoublymindfuloftheirvows,Tosavethecreditoftheirbreakingbank:
  TonomenaresuchcordialgreetingsgivenAsthosewhosewiveshavemadethemfitforheaven。
  HisHighnesscastaroundhisgreatblackeyes,Andlooking,ashealwayslook'd,perceivedJuanamongstthedamselsindisguise,Atwhichheseem'dnowhitsurprisednorgrieved,Butjustremark'dwithairsedateandwise,WhilestillaflutteringsighGulbeyazheaved,'Iseeyou'veboughtanothergirl;'tispityThatamereChristianshouldbehalfsopretty。'
  Thiscompliment,whichdrewalleyesuponThenew-boughtvirgin,madeherblushandshake。
  Hercomrades,also,thoughtthemselvesundone:
  Oh!Mahomet!thathismajestyshouldtakeSuchnoticeofagiaour,whilescarcetooneOfthemhislipsimperialeverspake!
  Therewasageneralwhisper,toss,andwriggle,Butetiquetteforbadethemalltogiggle。
  TheTurksdowelltoshut-atleast,sometimes-
  Thewomenup,because,insadreality,TheirchastityintheseunhappyclimesIsnotathingofthatastringentqualityWhichintheNorthpreventsprecociouscrimes,Andmakesoursnowlesspurethanourmorality;
  Thesun,whichyearlymeltsthepolarice,Hasquitethecontraryeffectonvice。
  ThusintheEasttheyareextremelystrict,AndWedlockandaPadlockmeanthesame;
  Exceptingonlywhentheformer'spick'dItne'ercanbereplacedinproperframe;
  Spoilt,asapipeofclaretiswhenprick'd:
  ButthentheirownPolygamy'stoblame;
  Whydon'ttheykneadtwovirtuoussoulsforlifeIntothatmoralcentaur,manandwife?
  Thusfarourchronicle;andnowwepause,Thoughnotforwantofmatter;but'tistimeAccordingtotheancientepiclaws,Toslackensail,andanchorwithourrhyme。
  Letthisfifthcantomeetwithdueapplause,Thesixthshallhaveatouchofthesublime;
  Meanwhile,asHomersometimessleeps,perhapsYou'llpardontomymuseafewshortnaps。
  CANTOTHESIXTH。
  'THEREisatideintheaffairsofmenWhich,-takenattheflood,'-youknowtherest,Andmostofushavefounditnowandthen;
  Atleastwethinkso,thoughbutfewhaveguess'dThemoment,tilltoolatetocomeagain。
  Butnodoubteverythingisforthebest-
  Ofwhichthesurestsignisintheend:
  Whenthingsareattheworsttheysometimesmend。
  ThereisatideintheaffairsofwomenWhich,takenattheflood,leads-Godknowswhere:
  ThosenavigatorsmustbeableseamenWhosechartslaydownitscurrenttoahair;
  NotallthereveriesofJacobBehmenWithitsstrangewhirlsandeddiescancompare:
  Menwiththeirheadsreflectonthisandthat-
  Butwomenwiththeirheartsonheavenknowswhat!
  Andyetaheadlong,headstrong,downrightshe,Young,beautiful,anddaring-whowouldriskAthrone,theworld,theuniverse,tobeBelovedinherownway,andratherwhiskThestarsfromoutthesky,thannotbefreeAsarethebillowswhenthebreezeisbrisk-
  Thoughsuchashe'sadevilifthattherebeone,YetshewouldmakefullmanyaManichean。
  Thrones,worlds,etcetera,aresooftupsetBycommonestambition,thatwhenpassionO'erthrowsthesame,wereadilyforget,Orattheleastforgive,thelovingrashone。
  IfAntonybewellremember'dyet,'Tisnothisconquestskeephisnameinfashion,ButActium,lostforCleopatra'seyes,OutbalancesallCaesar'svictories。
  Hediedatfiftyforaqueenofforty;
  Iwishtheiryearshadbeenfifteenandtwenty,Forthenwealth,kingdoms,worldsarebutasport-I
  Rememberwhen,thoughIhadnogreatplentyOfworldstolose,yetstill,topaymycourt,I
  GavewhatIhad-aheart:astheworldwent,I
  Gavewhatwasworthaworld;forworldscouldneverRestoremethosepurefeelings,goneforever。
  'Twastheboy's'mite,'and,likethe'widow's,'mayPerhapsbeweigh'dhereafter,ifnotnow;
  Butwhethersuchthingsdoordonotweigh,Allwhohaveloved,orlove,willstillallowLifehasnoughtlikeit。Godislove,theysay,AndLove'sagod,orwasbeforethebrowOfearthwaswrinkledbythesinsandtearsOf-butChronologybestknowstheyears。
  WeleftourheroandthirdheroineinAkindofstatemoreawkwardthanuncommon,ForgentlemenmustsometimesrisktheirskinForthatsadtempter,aforbiddenwoman:
  Sultanstoomuchabhorthissortofsin,Anddon'tagreeatallwiththewiseRoman,Heroic,stoicCato,thesententious,WholenthisladytohisfriendHortensius。
  IknowGulbeyazwasextremelywrong;
  Iownit,Ideploreit,Icondemnit;
  ButIdetestallfictioneveninsong,Andsomusttellthetruth,howe'eryoublameit。
  Herreasonbeingweak,herpassionsstrong,Shethoughtthatherlord'sheartevencouldsheclaimit
  Wasscarceenough;forhehadfifty-nineYears,andafifteen-hundredthconcubine。
  Iamnot,likeCassio,'anarithmetician,'
  Butby'thebookishtheoric'itappears,If'tissumm'dupwithfeminineprecision,That,addingtotheaccounthisHighness'years,ThefairSultanaerr'dfrominanition;
  For,weretheSultanjusttoallhisdears,Shecouldbutclaimthefifteen-hundredthpartOfwhatshouldbemonopoly-theheart。
  ItisobservedthatladiesarelitigiousUponalllegalobjectsofpossession,Andnottheleastsowhentheyarereligious,Whichdoubleswhattheythinkofthetransgression:
  Withsuitsandprosecutionstheybesiegeus,Asthetribunalsshowthroughmanyasession,WhentheysuspectthatanyonegoessharesInthattowhichthelawmakesthemsoleheirs。
  Now,ifthisholdsgoodinaChristianland,Theheathenalso,thoughwithlesserlatitude,Areapttocarrythingswithahighhand,Andtakewhatkingscall'animposingattitude,'
  Andfortheirrightsconnubialmakeastand,Whentheirliegehusbandstreatthemwithingratitude:
  Andasfourwivesmusthavequadrupleclaims,TheTigrishathitsjealousieslikeThames。
  Gulbeyazwasthefourth,andasIsaid
  Thefavourite;butwhat'sfavouramongstfour?
  Polygamymaywellbeheldindread,Notonlyasasin,butasabore:
  Mostwisemen,withonemoderatewomanwed,Willscarcelyfindphilosophyformore;
  AndallexceptMahometansforbearTomakethenuptialcoucha'BedofWare。'
  HisHighness,thesublimestofmankind,-
  SostyledaccordingtotheusualformsOfeverymonarch,tilltheyareconsign'dTothosesadhungryjacobinstheworms,Whoontheveryloftiestkingshavedined,-
  HisHighnessgazeduponGulbeyaz'charms,ExpectingallthewelcomeofaloverA'Highlandwelcome'allthewideworldover。
  Nowhereweshoulddistinguish;forhowe'erKisses,sweetwords,embraces,andallthat,Maylooklikewhatis-neitherherenorthere,Theyareputonaseasilyasahat,Orratherbonnet,whichthefairsexwear,Trimm'deitherheadsorheartstodecorate,Whichformanornament,butnomorepartOfheads,thantheircaressesoftheheart。
  Aslightblush,asofttremor,acalmkindOfgentlefemininedelight,andshownMoreintheeyelidsthantheeyes,resign'dRathertohidewhatpleasesmostunknown,Arethebesttokenstoamodestmind
  Oflove,whenseatedonhisloveliestthrone,Asincerewoman'sbreast,-forover-warmOrover-coldannihilatesthecharm。
  Forover-warmth,iffalse,isworsethantruth;
  Iftrue,'tisnogreatleaseofitsownfire;
  Fornoone,saveinveryearlyyouth,WouldlikeIthinktotrustalltodesire,Whichisbutaprecariousbond,insooth,Andapttobetransferr'dtothefirstbuyerAtasaddiscount:whileyouroverchillyWomen,ont'otherhand,seemsomewhatsilly。
  Thatis,wecannotpardontheirbadtaste,Forsoitseemstoloversswiftorslow,Whofainwouldhaveamutualflameconfess'd,Andseeasentimentalpassionglow,EvenwereSt。Francis'paramourtheirguest,Inhismonasticconcubineofsnow;-
  Inshort,themaximfortheamoroustribeisHoratian,'Mediotututissimusibis。'
  The'tu''stoomuch,-butletitstand,-theverseRequiresit,that'stosay,theEnglishrhyme,Andnotthepinkofoldhexameters;
  But,afterall,there'sneithertunenortimeInthelastline,whichcannotwellbeworse,Andwasthrustintoclosetheoctave'schime:
  IownnoprosodycaneverrateitAsarule,buttruthmay,ifyoutranslateit。
  IffairGulbeyazoverdidherpart,Iknownot-itsucceeded,andsuccessIsmuchinmostthings,notlessintheheartThanotherarticlesoffemaledress。
  Self-loveinman,too,beatsallfemaleart;
  Theylie,welie,alllie,butlovenoless;
  Andnoonevirtueyet,exceptstarvation,Couldstopthatworstofvices-propagation。
  Weleavethisroyalcoupletorepose:
  Abedisnotathrone,andtheymaysleep,Whate'ertheirdreamsbe,ifofjoysorwoes:
  YetdisappointedjoysarewoesasdeepAsanyman'sdaymixtureundergoes。
  Ourleastofsorrowsaresuchasweweep;
  'TistheviledailydropondropwhichwearsThesouloutlikethestonewithpettycares。
  Ascoldingwife,asullenson,abillTopay,unpaid,protested,ordiscountedAtaper-centage;achildcross,dogill,Afavouritehorsefallenlamejustashe'smounted,Abadoldwomanmakingaworsewill,WhichleavesyouminusofthecashyoucountedAscertain;-thesearepaltrythings,andyetI'verarelyseenthemantheydidnotfret。
  I'maphilosopher;confoundthemall!
  Bills,beasts,andmen,and-no!notwomankind!
  WithonegoodheartycurseIventmygall,AndthenmystoicismleavesnoughtbehindWhichitcaneitherpainorevilcall,AndIcangivemywholesouluptomind;
  Thoughwhatissoulormind,theirbirthorgrowth,IsmorethanIknow-thedeucetakethemboth!
  AsafterreadingAthanasius'curse,Whichdothyourtruebelieversomuchplease:
  IdoubtifanynowcouldmakeitworseO'erhisworstenemywhenathisknees,'Tissosententious,positive,andterse,AnddecoratesthebookofCommonPrayer,Asdotharainbowthejustclearingair。
  Gulbeyazandherlordweresleeping,orAtleastoneofthem!-Oh,theheavynight,Whenwickedwives,wholovesomebachelor,LiedownindudgeontosighforthelightOfthegraymorning,andlookvainlyforItstwinklethroughthelatticeduskyquite-
  Totoss,totumble,doze,revive,andquakeLesttheirtoolawfulbed-fellowshouldwake!
  Thesearebeneaththecanopyofheaven,AlsobeneaththecanopyofbedsFour-postedandsilkcurtain'd,whicharegivenForrichmenandtheirbridestolaytheirheadsUpon,insheetswhiteaswhatbardscall'drivenSnow。'Well!'tisallhap-hazardwhenoneweds。
  Gulbeyazwasanempress,buthadbeenPerhapsaswretchedifapeasant'squean。
  DonJuaninhisfemininedisguise,Withallthedamselsintheirlongarray,Hadbow'dthemselvesbeforeth'imperialeyes,Andattheusualsignalta'entheirwayBacktotheirchambers,thoselonggalleriesIntheseraglio,wheretheladieslayTheirdelicatelimbs;athousandbosomsthereBeatingforlove,asthecagedbird'sforair。
  Ilovethesex,andsometimeswouldreverseThetyrant'swish,'thatmankindonlyhadOneneck,whichhewithonefellstrokemightpierce:'
  Mywishisquiteaswide,butnotsobad,Andmuchmoretenderonthewholethanfierce;
  Itbeingnotnow,butonlywhilealad
  Thatwomankindhadbutonerosymouth,TokissthemallatoncefromNorthtoSouth。
  Oh,enviableBriareus!withthyhandsAndheads,ifthouhadstallthingsmultipliedInsuchproportion!-ButmyMusewithstandsThegiantthoughtofbeingaTitan'sbride,OrtravellinginPatagonianlands;
  SoletusbacktoLilliput,andguideOurherothroughthelabyrinthofloveInwhichwelefthimseverallinesabove。
  HewentforthwiththelovelyOdalisques,Atthegivensignaljoin'dtotheirarray;
  Andthoughhecertainlyranmanyrisks,Yethecouldnotattimeskeep,bythewayAlthoughtheconsequencesofsuchfrisksAreworsethantheworstdamagesmenpayInmoralEngland,wherethething'satax,Fromoglingalltheircharmsfrombreaststobacks。
  Stillheforgotnothisdisguise:-alongThegalleriesfromroomtoroomtheywalk'd,Avirgin-likeandedifyingthrong,Byeunuchsflank'd;whileattheirheadtherestalk'dAdamewhokeptupdisciplineamongThefemaleranks,sothatnonestirr'dortalk'dWithouthersanctionontheirshe-parades:
  Hertitlewas'theMotheroftheMaids。'
  Whethershewasa'mother,'Iknownot,Orwhethertheywere'maids'whocall'dhermother;
  Butthisisherseragliotitle,gotIknownothow,butgoodasanyother;
  SoCantemircantellyou,orDeTott:
  HerofficewastokeepalooforsmotherAllbadpropensitiesinfifteenhundredYoungwomen,andcorrectthemwhentheyblunder'd。
  Agoodlysinecure,nodoubt!butmadeMoreeasybytheabsenceofallmen-
  Excepthismajesty,who,withheraid,Andguards,andbolts,andwalls,andnowandthenAslightexample,justtocastashadeAlongtherest,contrivedtokeepthisdenOfbeautiescoolasanItalianconvent,Whereallthepassionshave,alas!butonevent。
  Andwhatisthat?Devotion,doubtless-howCouldyouasksuchaquestion?-butwewillContinue。AsIsaid,thisgoodlyrowOfladiesofallcountriesatthewillOfonegoodman,withstatelymarchandslow,Likewater-liliesfloatingdownarill-
  Orratherlake,forrillsdonotrunslowly-
  Pacedonmostmaiden-likeandmelancholy。
  Butwhentheyreach'dtheirownapartments,there,Likebirds,orboys,orbedlamitesbrokeloose,Wavesatspring-tide,orwomenanywhereWhenfreedfrombondswhichareofnogreatuseAfterall,orlikeIrishatafair,Theirguardsbeinggone,andasitwereatruceEstablish'dbetweenthemandbondage,theyBegantosing,dance,chatter,smile,andplay。
  Theirtalk,ofcourse,ranmostonthenewcomer;
  Hershape,herhair,herair,hereverything:
  Somethoughtherdressdidnotsomuchbecomeher,Orwonder'datherearswithoutaring;
  Somesaidheryearsweregettingnightheirsummer,Otherscontendedtheywerebutinspring;
  Somethoughtherrathermasculineinheight,Whileotherswish'dthatshehadbeensoquite。
  Butnoonedoubtedonthewhole,thatsheWaswhatherdressbespoke,adamselfair,Andfresh,and'beautifulexceedingly,'
  WhowiththebrightestGeorgiansmightcompare:
  Theywonder'dhowGulbeyaz,too,couldbeSosillyastobuyslaveswhomightshareIfthathisHighnessweariedofhisbride
  Herthroneandpower,andeverythingbeside。
  Butwhatwasstrangestinthisvirgincrew,Althoughherbeautywasenoughtovex,Afterthefirstinvestigatingview,Theyallfoundoutasfew,orfewer,specksInthefairformoftheircompanionnew,Thanisthecustomofthegentlesex,Whentheysurvey,withChristianeyesorHeathen,Inanewface'theugliestcreaturebreathing。'
  Andyettheyhadtheirlittlejealousies,Likealltherest;butuponthisoccasion,WhethertherearesuchthingsassympathiesWithoutourknowledgeorourapprobation,Althoughtheycouldnotseethroughhisdisguise,Allfeltasoftkindofconcatenation,Likemagnetism,ordevilism,orwhatYouplease-wewillnotquarrelaboutthat:
  Butcertain'tistheyallfeltfortheirnewCompanionsomethingnewerstill,as'twereAsentimentalfriendshipthroughandthrough,Extremelypure,whichmadethemallconcurInwishinghertheirsister,saveafewWhowish'dtheyhadabrotherjustlikeher,Whom,iftheywereathomeinsweetCircassia,TheywouldprefertoPadishaorPacha。
  OfthosewhohadmostgeniusforthissortOfsentimentalfriendship,therewerethree,Lolah,Katinka,andDudu;inshortTosavedescription,fairasfaircanbeWerethey,accordingtothebestreport,Thoughdifferinginstatureanddegree,Andclimeandtime,andcountryandcomplexion;
  Theyallalikeadmiredtheirnewconnection。
  LolahwasduskasIndiaandaswarm;
  KatinkawasaGeorgian,whiteandred,Withgreatblueeyes,alovelyhandandarm,Andfeetsosmalltheyscarceseem'dmadetotread,Butratherskimtheearth;whileDudu'sformLook'dmoreadaptedtobeputtobed,Beingsomewhatlarge,andlanguishing,andlazy,Yetofabeautythatwoulddriveyoucrazy。
  AkindofsleepyVenusseem'dDudu,Yetveryfitto'murdersleep'inthoseWhogazeduponhercheek'stranscendenthue,HerAtticforehead,andherPhidiannose:
  Fewangleswerethereinherform,'tistrue,Thinnershemighthavebeen,andyetscarcelose;
  Yet,afterall,'twouldpuzzletosaywhereItwouldnotspoilsomeseparatecharmtopare。
  Shewasnotviolentlylively,butStoleonyourspiritlikeaMay-daybreaking;
  Hereyeswerenottoosparkling,yet,half-shut,Theyputbeholdersinatendertaking;
  Shelook'dthissimile'squitenewjustcutFrommarble,likePygmalion'sstatuewaking,Themortalandthemarblestillatstrife,Andtimidlyexpandingintolife。
  Lolahdemandedthenewdamsel'sname-
  'Juanna。'-Well,aprettynameenough。
  Katinkaask'dheralsowhenceshecame-
  'FromSpain。'-'ButwhereisSpain?'-'Don'tasksuchstuff,NorshowyourGeorgianignorance-forshame!'
  SaidLolah,withanaccentratherrough,TopoorKatinka:'Spain'sanislandnearMorocco,betwixtEgyptandTangier。'
  Dudusaidnothing,butsatdownbesideJuanna,playingwithherveilorhair;
  Andlookingathersteadfastly,shesigh'd,Asifshepitiedherforbeingthere,Aprettystrangerwithoutfriendorguide,Andallabash'd,too,atthegeneralstareWhichwelcomeshaplessstrangersinallplaces,Withkindremarksupontheirmienandfaces。
  ButheretheMotheroftheMaidsdrewnear,With,'Ladies,itistimetogotorest。
  I'mpuzzledwhattodowithyou,mydear,'
  SheaddedtoJuanna,theirnewguest:
  'Yourcominghasbeenunexpectedhere,Andeverycouchisoccupied;youhadbestPartakeofmine;butbyto-morrowearlyWewillhaveallthingssettledforyoufairly。'
  HereLolahinterposed-'Mamma,youknowYoudon'tsleepsoundly,andIcannotbearThatanybodyshoulddisturbyouso;
  I'lltakeJuanna;we'reaslendererpairThanyouwouldmakethehalfof;-don'tsayno;
  AndIofyouryoungchargewilltakeduecare。'
  ButhereKatinkainterfered,andsaid,'Shealsohadcompassionandabed。
  'Besides,Ihatetosleepalone,'quothshe。
  Thematronfrown'd:'Whyso?'-'Forfearofghosts,'
  RepliedKatinka;'IamsureIseeAphantomuponeachofthefourposts;
  AndthenIhavetheworstdreamsthatcanbe,OfGuebres,Giaours,andGinns,andGoulsinhosts。'
  Thedamereplied,'Betweenyourdreamsandyou,IfearJuanna'sdreamswouldbebutfew。
  'You,Lolah,mustcontinuestilltolieAlone,forreasonswhichdon'tmatter;youThesame,Katinka,untilbyandby;
  AndIshallplaceJuannawithDudu,Who'squiet,inoffensive,silent,shy,Andwillnottossandchatterthenightthrough。
  Whatsayyou,child?'-Dudusaidnothing,asHertalentswereofthemoresilentclass;
  Butsheroseup,andkiss'dthematron'sbrowBetweentheeyes,andLolahonbothcheeks,Katinka,too;andwithagentlebowCurt'siesareneitherusedbyTurksnorGreeks
  ShetookJuannabythehandtoshowTheirplaceofrest,andlefttoboththeirpiques,Theotherspoutingatthematron'spreferenceOfDudu,thoughtheyheldtheirtonguesfromdeference。
  ItwasaspaciouschamberOdaisTheTurkishtitle,andrangedroundthewallWerecouches,toilets-andmuchmorethanthisImightdescribe,asIhaveseenitall,Butitsuffices-littlewasamiss;
  'Twasonthewholeanoblyfurnish'dhall,Withallthingsladieswant,saveoneortwo,Andeventhosewerenearerthantheyknew。
  Dudu,ashasbeensaid,wasasweetcreature,Notverydashing,butextremelywinning,Withthemostregulatedcharmsoffeature,WhichpainterscannotcatchlikefacessinningAgainstproportion-thewildstrokesofnatureWhichtheyhitoffatonceinthebeginning,Fullofexpression,rightorwrong,thatstrike,Andpleasingorunpleasing,stillarelike。
  Butshewasasoftlandscapeofmildearth,Whereallwasharmony,andcalm,andquiet,Luxuriant,budding;cheerfulwithoutmirth,Which,ifnothappiness,ismuchmorenighitThanareyourmightypassionsandsoforth,Whichsomecall'thesublime:'Iwishthey'dtryit:
  I'veseenyourstormyseasandstormywomen,Andpityloversrathermorethanseamen。
  Butshewaspensivemorethanmelancholy,Andseriousmorethanpensive,andserene,Itmaybe,morethaneither-notunholyHerthoughts,atleasttillnow,appeartohavebeen。
  Thestrangestthingwas,beauteous,shewaswhollyUnconscious,albeitturn'dofquickseventeen,Thatshewasfair,ordark,orshort,ortall;
  Sheneverthoughtaboutherselfatall。
  AndthereforewasshekindandgentleasTheAgeofGoldwhengoldwasyetunknown,Bywhichitsnomenclaturecametopass;
  Thusmostappropriatelyhasbeenshown'Lucusanonlucendo,'notwhatwas,Butwhatwasnot;asortofstylethat'sgrownExtremelycommoninthisage,whosemetalThedevilmaydecompose,butneversettle:
  Ithinkitmaybeof'CorinthianBrass,'
  Whichwasamixtureofallmetals,butThebrazenuppermost。Kindreader!passThislongparenthesis:IcouldnotshutItsoonerforthesoulofme,andclassMyfaultsevenwithyourown!whichmeaneth,PutAkindconstructionuponthemandme:
  Butthatyouwon't-thendon't-Iamnotlessfree。
  'Tistimeweshouldreturntoplainnarration,Andthusmynarrativeproceeds:-Dudu,Witheverykindnessshortofostentation,Show'dJuan,orJuanna,throughandthroughThislabyrinthoffemales,andeachstationDescribed-what'sstrange-inwordsextremelyfew:
  Ihavebutonesimile,andthat'sablunder,Forwordlesswoman,whichissilentthunder。
  AndnextshegaveherIsayher,becauseThegenderstillwasepicene,atleastInoutwardshow,whichisasavingclause
  AnoutlineofthecustomsoftheEast,Withalltheirchasteintegrityoflaws,Bywhichthemoreaharamisincreased,ThestricterdoubtlessgrowthevestaldutiesOfanysupernumerarybeauties。
  AndthenshegaveJuannaachastekiss:
  Duduwasfondofkissing-whichI'msureThatnobodycanevertakeamiss,Because'tispleasant,sothatitbepure,Andbetweenfemalesmeansnomorethanthis-
  Thattheyhavenothingbetternear,ornewer。
  'Kiss'rhymesto'bliss'infactaswellasverse-
  Iwishitneverledtosomethingworse。
  InperfectinnocenceshethenunmadeHertoilet,whichcostlittle,forshewasAchildofNature,carelesslyarray'd:
  Iffondofachanceogleatherglass,'Twaslikethefawn,which,inthelakedisplay'd,Beholdsherownshy,shadowyimagepass,Whenfirstshestarts,andthenreturnstopeep,Admiringthisnewnativeofthedeep。
  AndonebyoneherarticlesofdressWerelaidaside;butnotbeforesheoffer'dHeraidtofairJuanna,whoseexcessOfmodestydeclinedtheassistanceproffer'd:
  Whichpass'dwelloff-asshecoulddonoless;
  Thoughbythispolitessesherathersuffer'd,Prickingherfingerswiththosecursedpins,Whichsurelywereinventedforoursins,-
  Makingawomanlikeaporcupine,Nottoberashlytouch'd。Butstillmoredread,Ohye!whosefateitis,asonce'twasmine,Inearlyyouth,toturnalady'smaid;-
  IdidmyveryboyishbesttoshineIntrickingheroutforamasquerade;
  Thepinswereplacedsufficiently,butnotStuckallexactlyintheproperspot。
  Butthesearefoolishthingstoallthewise,AndIlovewisdommorethanshelovesme;
  MytendencyistophilosophiseOnmostthings,fromatyranttoatree;
  ButstillthespouselessvirginKnowledgeflies。
  Whatarewe?andwhencecamewe?whatshallbeOurultimateexistence?what'sourpresent?
  Arequestionsanswerless,andyetincessant。
  Therewasdeepsilenceinthechamber:dimAnddistantfromeachotherburn'dthelights,Andslumberhover'do'ereachlovelylimbOfthefairoccupants:iftherebesprites,Theyshouldhavewalk'dthereintheirsprightliesttrim,Bywayofchangefromtheirsepulchralsites,AndshownthemselvesasghostsofbettertasteThanhauntingsomeoldruinorwildwaste。
  Manyandbeautifullaythosearound,Likeflowersofdifferenthue,anddime,androot,Insomeexoticgardensometimesfound,Withcost,andcare,andwarmthinducedtoshoot。
  Onewithherauburntresseslightlybound,Andfairbrowsgentlydrooping,asthefruitNodsfromthetree,wasslumberingwithsoftbreath,Andlipsapart,whichshow'dthepearlsbeneath。
  Onewithherflush'dcheeklaidonherwhitearm,Andravenringletsgather'dindarkcrowdAboveherbrow,laydreamingsoftandwarm;
  Andsmilingthroughherdream,asthroughacloudThemoonbreaks,halfunveil'deachfurthercharm,As,slightlystirringinhersnowyshroud,HerbeautiesseizedtheunconscioushourofnightAllbashfullytostruggleintolight。
  Thisisnobull,althoughitsoundsso;for'Twasnight,buttherewerelamps,ashathbeensaid。
  Athird'sallpallidaspectoffer'dmoreThetraitsofsleepingsorrow,andbetray'dThroughtheheavedbreastthedreamofsomefarshoreBelovedanddeplored;whileslowlystray'dAsnight-dew,onacypressglittering,tingesTheblackboughtear-dropsthroughhereyes'darkfringes。
  Afourthasmarble,statue-likeandstill,Layinabreathless,hush'd,andstonysleep;
  White,cold,andpure,aslooksafrozenrill,OrthesnowminaretonanAlpinesteep,OrLot'swifedoneinsalt,-orwhatyouwill;-
  Mysimilesaregather'dinaheap,Sopickandchoose-perhapsyou'llbecontentWithacarvedladyonamonument。
  Andlo!afifthappears;-andwhatisshe?
  Aladyofa'certainage,'whichmeansCertainlyaged-whatheryearsmightbeIknownot,nevercountingpasttheirteens;
  Buttheresheslept,notquitesofairtosee,AserethatawfulperiodintervenesWhichlaysbothmenandwomenontheshelf,Tomeditateupontheirsinsandself。
  Butallthistimehowslept,ordream'd,Dudu?
  WithstrictinquiryIcouldne'erdiscover,Andscorntoaddasyllableuntrue;
  Buterethemiddlewatchwashardlyover,Justwhenthefadinglampswaneddimandblue,Andphantomshover'd,ormightseemtohover,Tothosewholiketheircompany,aboutTheapartment,onasuddenshescream'dout:
  Andthatsoloudly,thatupstartedallTheOda,inageneralcommotion:
  Matronandmaids,andthosewhomyoumaycallNeither,camecrowdinglikethewavesofocean,Oneontheother,throughoutthewholehall,Alltrembling,wondering,withouttheleastnotionMorethanIhavemyselfofwhatcouldmakeThecalmDudusoturbulentlywake。
  Butwideawakeshewas,androundherbed,Withfloatingdraperiesandwithflyinghair,Witheagereyes,andlightbuthurriedtread,Andbosoms,arms,andanklesglancingbare,AndbrightasanymeteoreverbredBytheNorthPole,-theysoughthercauseofcare,Forsheseem'dagitated,flush'd,andfrighten'd,Hereyedilatedandhercolourheighten'd。
  Butwhatwasstrange-andastrongproofhowgreatAblessingissoundsleep-JuannalayAsfastaseverhusbandbyhismateInholymatrimonysnoresaway。
  NotalltheclamourbrokeherhappystateOfslumber,eretheyshookher,-sotheysayAtleast,-andthenshe,too,unclosedhereyes,Andyawn'dagooddealwithdiscreetsurprise。
  Andnowcommencedastrictinvestigation,Which,asallspokeatonceandmorethanonce,Conjecturing,wondering,askinganarration,AlikemightpuzzleeitherwitordunceToanswerinaveryclearoration。
  Duduhadneverpass'dforwantingsense,But,being'nooratorasBrutusis,'
  Couldnotatfirstexpoundwhatwasamiss。
  Atlengthshesaid,thatinaslumbersoundShedream'dadream,ofwalkinginawood-
  A'woodobscure,'likethatwhereDantefoundHimselfinattheagewhenallgrowgood;
  Life'shalf-wayhouse,wheredameswithvirtuecrown'dRunmuchlessriskofloversturningrude;
  Andthatthiswoodwasfullofpleasantfruits,Andtreesofgoodlygrowthandspreadingroots;
  Andinthemidstagoldenapplegrew,-
  Amostprodigiouspippin,-butithungRathertoohighanddistant;thatshethrewHerglancesonit,andthen,longing,flungStonesandwhatevershecouldpickup,toBringdownthefruit,whichstillperverselyclungToitsownbough,anddangledyetinsight,Butalwaysatamostprovokingheight;-
  Thatonasudden,whensheleasthadhope,ItfelldownofitsownaccordbeforeHerfeet;thatherfirstmovementwastostoopAndpickitup,andbiteittothecore;
  ThatjustasheryounglipbegantoopeUponthegoldenfruitthevisionbore,Abeeflewoutandstunghertotheheart,Andso-sheawokewithagreatscreamandstart。
  AllthisshetoldwithsomeconfusionandDismay,theusualconsequenceofdreamsOftheunpleasantkind,withnoneathandToexpoundtheirvainandvisionarygleams。
  I'veknownsomeoddoneswhichseem'dreallyplann'dProphetically,orthatwhichonedeemsA'strangecoincidence,'touseaphraseBywhichsuchthingsaresettlednow-a-days。
  Thedamsels,whohadthoughtsofsomegreatharm,Began,asistheconsequenceoffear,ToscoldalittleatthefalsealarmThatbrokefornothingontheirsleepingcar。
  Thematron,too,waswrothtoleaveherwarmBedforthedreamshehadbeenobligedtohear,AndchafedatpoorDudu,whoonlysigh'd,Andsaidthatshewassorryshehadcried。
  'I'veheardofstoriesofacockandbull;
  Butvisionsofanappleandabee,Totakeusfromournaturalrest,andpullThewholeOdafromtheirbedsathalf-pastthree,Wouldmakeusthinkthemoonisatitsfull。
  Yousurelyareunwell,child!wemustsee,To-morrow,whathisHighness'sphysicianWillsaytothishystericofavision。
  'AndpoorJuanna,too-thechild'sfirstnightWithinthesewallstobebrokeinuponWithsuchaclamour!IhadthoughtitrightThattheyoungstrangershouldnotliealone,And,asthequietestofall,shemightWithyou,Dudu,agoodnight'sresthaveknown;
  ButnowImusttransferhertothechargeOfLolah-thoughhercouchisnotsolarge。'
  Lolah'seyessparkledattheproposition;
  ButpoorDudu,withlargedropsinherown,Resultingfromthescoldingorthevision,ImploredthatpresentpardonmightbeshownForthisfirstfault,andthatonnoconditionSheaddedinasoftandpiteoustone
  Juannashouldbetakenfromher,andHerfuturedreamsshouldallbekeptinhand。
  Shepromisednevermoretohaveadream,Atleasttodreamsoloudlyasjustnow;
  Shewonder'datherselfhowshecouldscream-
  'Twasfoolish,nervous,asshemustallow,Afondhallucination,andathemeForlaughter-butshefeltherspiritslow,Andbegg'dtheywouldexcuseher;she'dgetoverThisweaknessinafewhours,andrecover。
  AndhereJuannakindlyinterposed,AndsaidshefeltherselfextremelywellWhereshethenwas,ashersoundsleepdisclosedWhenallaroundranglikeatocsinbell:
  ShedidnotfindherselftheleastdisposedToquithergentlepartner,andtodwellApartfromonewhohadnosintoshow,Savethatofdreamingonce'mal-a-propos。'
  AsthusJuannaspoke,Duduturn'droundAndhidherfacewithinJuanna'sbreast:
  Herneckalonewasseen,butthatwasfoundThecolourofabuddingrose'screst。
  Ican'ttellwhysheblush'd,norcanexpoundThemysteryofthisruptureoftheirrest;
  AllthatIknowis,thatthefactsIstateAretrueastruthhaseverbeenoflate。
  Andsogoodnighttothem,-or,ifyouwill,Goodmorrow-forthecockhadcrown,andlightBegantoclotheeachAsiatichill,AndthemosquecrescentstruggledintosightOfthelongcaravan,whichinthechillOfdewydawnwoundslowlyroundeachheightThatstretchestothestonybelt,whichgirdsAsia,whereKafflooksdownupontheKurds。
  Withthefirstray,orrathergreyofmorn,Gulbeyazrosefromrestlessness;andpaleAspassionrises,withitsbosomworn,Array'dherselfwithmantle,gem,andveil。
  Thenightingalethatsingswiththedeepthorn,Whichfableplacesinherbreastofwail,IslighterfarofheartandvoicethanthoseWhoseheadlongpassionsformtheirproperwoes。
  Andthat'sthemoralofthiscomposition,Ifpeoplewouldbutseeitsrealdrift;-
  Butthattheywillnotdowithoutsuspicion,BecauseallgentlereadershavethegiftOfclosing'gainstthelighttheirorbsofvision;
  WhilegentlewritersalsolovetoliftTheirvoices'gainsteachother,whichisnatural,Thenumbersaretoogreatforthemtoflatterall。
  Rosethesultanafromabedofsplendour,SofterthanthesoftSybarite's,whocriedAloudbecausehisfeelingsweretootenderTobrookaruffledrose-leafbyhisside,-
  Sobeautifulthatartcouldlittlemendher,Thoughpalewithconflictsbetweenloveandpride;-
  Soagitatedwasshewithhererror,Shedidnotevenlookintothemirror。
  Alsoaroseabouttheself-sametime,Perhapsalittlelater,hergreatlord,Masterofthirtykingdomssosublime,Andofawifebywhomhewasabhorr'd;
  Athingofmuchlessimportinthatclime-
  AtleasttothoseofincomeswhichaffordThefillinguptheirwholeconnubialcargo-
  Thanwheretwowivesareunderanembargo。
  Hedidnotthinkmuchonthematter,norIndeedonanyother:asamanHelikedtohaveahandsomeparamourAthand,asonemayliketohaveafan,AndthereforeofCircassianshadgoodstore,AsanamusementaftertheDivan;
  Thoughanunusualfitoflove,orduty,Hadmadehimlatelybaskinhisbride'sbeauty。
  Andnowherose;andafterdueablutionsExactedbythecustomsoftheEast,Andprayersandotherpiousevolutions,Hedranksixcupsofcoffeeattheleast,AndthenwithdrewtohearabouttheRussians,WhosevictorieshadrecentlyincreasedInCatherine'sreign,whomglorystilladores,Butoh,thougrandlegitimateAlexander!
  Herson'sson,letnotthislastphraseoffendThineear,ifitshouldreach-andnowrhymeswanderAlmostasfarasPetersburghandlendAdreadfulimpulsetoeachloudmeanderOfmurmuringLiberty'swidewaves,whichblendTheirroarevenwiththeBaltic's-soyoubeYourfather'sson,'tisquiteenoughforme。
  Tocallmenlove-begottenorproclaimTheirmothersastheantipodesofTimon,Thathaterofmankind,wouldbeashame,Alibel,orwhate'eryoupleasetorhymeon:
  Butpeople'sancestorsarehistory'sgame;
  Andifonelady'sslipcouldleaveacrimeonAllgenerations,IshouldliketoknowWhatpedigreethebestwouldhavetoshow?
  HadCatherineandthesultanunderstoodTheirowntrueinterests,whichkingsrarelyknowUntil'tistaughtbylessonsratherrude,Therewasawaytoendtheirstrife,althoughPerhapsprecarious,hadtheybutthoughtgood,Withouttheaidofprinceorplenipo:
  Shetodismissherguardsandhehisharam,Andfortheirothermatters,meetandshare'em。
  Butasitwas,hisHighnesshadtoholdHisdailycounciluponwaysandmeansHowtoencounterwiththismartialscold,ThismodernAmazonandqueenofqueans;
  AndtheperplexitycouldnotbetoldOfallthepillarsofthestate,whichleansSometimesalittleheavyonthebacksOfthosewhocannotlayonanewtax。
  MeantimeGulbeyaz,whenherkingwasgone,Retiredintoherboudoir,asweetplaceForloveorbreakfast;private,pleasing,lone,AndrichwithallcontrivanceswhichgraceThosegayrecesses:-manyapreciousstoneSparkledalongitsroof,andmanyavaseOfporcelainheldinthefetter'dflowers,Thosecaptivesoothersofacaptive'shours。
  Motherofpearl,andporphyry,andmarble,Viedwitheachotheronthiscostlyspot;
  Andsingingbirdswithoutwereheardtowarble;
  Andthestain'dglasswhichlightedthisfairgrotVariedeachray;-butalldescriptionsgarbleThetrueeffect,andsowehadbetternotBetoominute;anoutlineisthebest,-
  Alivelyreader'sfancydoestherest。
  Andhereshesummon'dBaba,andrequiredDonJuanathishands,andinformationOfwhathadpass'dsincealltheslavesretired,Andwhetherhehadoccupiedtheirstation;
  Ifmattershadbeenmanagedasdesired,AndhisdisguisewithdueconsiderationKeptup;andaboveall,thewhereandhowHehadpass'dthenight,waswhatshewish'dtoknow。
  Baba,withsomeembarrassment,repliedTothislongcatechismofquestions,ask'dMoreeasilythananswer'd,-thathehadtriedHisbesttoobeyinwhathehadbeentask'd;
  Butthereseem'dsomethingthathewish'dtohide,Whichhesitationmorebetray'dthanmask'd;
  Hescratch'dhisear,theinfallibleresourceTowhichembarrass'dpeoplehaverecourse。
  Gulbeyazwasnomodeloftruepatience,Normuchdisposedtowaitinwordordeed;
  Shelikedquickanswersinallconversations;
  AndwhenshesawhimstumblinglikeasteedInhisreplies,shepuzzledhimforfreshones;
  Andashisspeechgrewstillmorebroken-kneed,Hercheekbegantoflush,hereyestosparkle,Andherproudbrow'sblueveinstoswellanddarkle。
  WhenBabasawthesesymptoms,whichheknewTobodehimnogreatgood,hedeprecatedHeranger,andbeseech'dshe'dhearhimthrough-
  Hecouldnothelpthethingwhichherelated:
  Thenoutitcameatlength,thattoDuduJuanwasgivenincharge,ashathbeenstated;
  ButnotbyBaba'sfault,hesaid,andsworeonTheholycamel'shump,besidestheKoran。
  ThechiefdameoftheOda,uponwhomThedisciplineofthewholeharambore,Assoonastheyre-enter'dtheirownroom,ForBaba'sfunctionstoptshortatthedoor,Hadsettledall;norcouldhethenpresumeTheaforesaidBabajustthentodomore,WithoutexcitingsuchsuspicionasMightmakethematterstillworsethanitwas。
  Hehoped,indeedhethought,hecouldbesureJuanhadnotbetray'dhimself;infact'Twascertainthathisconducthadbeenpure,BecauseafoolishorimprudentactWouldnotalonehavemadehiminsecure,Butendedinhisbeingfoundoutandsack'd,Andthrownintothesea-ThusBabaspokeOfallsaveDudu'sdream,whichwasnojoke。
  Thishediscreetlykeptinthebackground,Andtalk'daway-andmighthavetalk'dtillnow,Foranyfurtheranswerthathefound,SodeepananguishwrungGulbeyaz'brow:
  Hercheekturn'dashes,earsrung,brainwhirl'dround,Asifshehadreceivedasuddenblow,Andtheheart'sdewofpainsprangfastandchillyO'erherfairfront,likeMorning'sonalily。
  Althoughshewasnotofthefaintingsort,Babathoughtshewouldfaint,butthereheerr'd-
  Itwasbutaconvulsion,whichthoughshortCanneverbedescribed;weallhaveheard,Andsomeofushavefeltthus'allamort,'
  Whenthingsbeyondthecommonhaveoccurr'd;-
  GulbeyazprovedinthatbriefagonyWhatshecouldne'erexpress-thenhowshouldI?
  ShestoodamomentasaPythonesStandsonhertripod,agonised,andfullOfinspirationgather'dfromdistress,Whenalltheheart-stringslikewildhorsespullTheheartasunder;-then,asmoreorleesTheirspeedabatedortheirstrengthgrewdull,Shesunkdownonherseatbyslowdegrees,Andbow'dherthrobbingheado'ertremblingknees。
  Herfacedeclinedandwasunseen;herhairFellinlongtressesliketheweepingwillow,Sweepingthemarbleunderneathherchair,Orrathersofaforitwasallpillow,Alowsoftottoman,andblackdespairStirr'dupanddownherbosomlikeabillow,WhichrushestosomeshorewhoseshinglescheckItsfarthercourse,butmustreceiveitswreck。
  Herheadhungdown,andherlonghairinstoopingConceal'dherfeaturesbetterthanaveil;
  Andonehando'ertheottomanlaydrooping,White,waxen,andasalabasterpale:
  WouldthatIwereapainter!tobegroupingAllthatapoetdragsintodetailOhthatmywordswerecolours!buttheirtintsMayserveperhapsasoutlinesorslighthints。
  Baba,whoknewbyexperiencewhentotalkAndwhentoholdhistongue,nowheldittillThispassionmightblowo'er,nordaredtobalkGulbeyaz'taciturnorspeakingwill。
  Atlengthsheroseup,andbegantowalkSlowlyalongtheroom,butsilentstill,Andherbrowclear'd,butnothertroubledeye;
  Thewindwasdown,butstillthesearanhigh。
  Shestopp'd,andraisedherheadtospeak-butpaused,Andthenmovedonagainwithrapidpace;
  Thenslacken'dit,whichisthemarchmostcausedBydeepemotion:-youmaysometimestraceAfeelingineachfootstep,asdisclosedBySallustinhisCatiline,who,chasedByallthedemonsofallpassions,show'dTheirworkevenbythewayinwhichhetrode。
  Gulbeyazstopp'dandbeckon'dBaba:-'Slave!
  Bringthetwoslaves!'shesaidinalowtone,ButonewhichBabadidnotliketobrave,Andyetheshudder'd,andseem'dratherproneToprovereluctant,andbegg'dleavetocraveThoughhewellknewthemeaningtobeshownWhatslavesherhighnesswish'dtoindicate,Forfearofanyerror,likethelate。
  'TheGeorgianandherparamour,'repliedTheimperialbride-andadded,'LettheboatBereadybythesecretportal'sside:
  Youknowtherest。'Thewordsstuckinherthroat,Despiteherinjuredloveandfierypride;
  AndofthisBabawillinglytooknote,Andbegg'dbyeveryhairofMahomet'sbeard,Shewouldrevoketheorderhehadheard。
  'Tohearistoobey,'hesaid;'butstill,Sultana,thinkupontheconsequence:
  ItisnotthatIshallnotallfulfilYourorders,evenintheirseverestsense;
  Butsuchprecipitationmayendill,Evenatyourownimperativeexpense:
  Idonotmeandestructionandexposure,Incaseofanyprematuredisclosure;
  'Butyourownfeelings。EvenshouldalltherestBehiddenbytherollingwaves,whichhideAlreadymanyaoncelove-beatenbreastDeepinthecavernsofthedeadlytide-
  Youlovethisboyish,new,seraglioguest,Andifthisviolentremedybetried-
  Excusemyfreedom,whenIhereassureyou,Thatkillinghimisnotthewaytocureyou。'
  'Whatdostthouknowofloveorfeeling?-Wretch!
  Begone!'shecried,withkindlingeyes-'anddoMybidding!'Babavanish'd,fortostretchHisownremonstrancefurtherhewellknewMightendinactingashisown'JackKetch;'
  Andthoughhewish'dextremelytogetthroughThisawkwardbusinesswithoutharmtoothers,Hestillpreferr'dhisownnecktoanother's。
  Awayhewentthenuponhiscommission,GrowlingandgrumblingingoodTurkishphraseAgainstallwomenofwhate'ercondition,Especiallysultanasandtheirways;
  Theirobstinacy,pride,andindecision,Theirneverknowingtheirownmindtwodays,Thetroublethattheygave,theirimmorality,Whichmadehimdailyblesshisownneutrality。
  Andthenhecall'dhisbrethrentohisaid,Andsentoneonasummonstothepair,Thattheymustinstantlybewellarray'd,Andaboveallbecomb'deventoahair,Andbroughtbeforetheempress,whohadmadeInquiriesafterthemwithkindestcare:
  AtwhichDudulook'dstrange,andJuansilly;
  Butgotheymustatonce,andwillI-nillI。
  AndhereIleavethemattheirpreparationFortheimperialpresence,whereinwhetherGulbeyazshow'dthembothcommiseration,Orgotridofthepartiesaltogether,Likeotherangryladiesofhernation,-
  ArethingstheturningofahairorfeatherMaysettle;butfarbe'tfrommetoanticipateInwhatwayfemininecapricemaydissipate。
  Ileavethemforthepresentwithgoodwishes,Thoughdoubtsoftheirwelldoing,toarrangeAnotherpartofhistory;forthedishesOfthisourbanquetwemustsometimeschange;
  AndtrustingJuanmayescapethefishes,AlthoughhissituationnowseemsstrangeAndscarcesecure,assuchdigressionsarefair,TheMusewilltakealittletouchatwarfare。
  CANTOTHESEVENTH。
  OLOVE!OGlory!whatareyewhoflyAroundusever,rarelytoalight?
  There'snotameteorinthepolarskyOfsuchtranscendentandmorefleetingflight。
  Chill,andchain'dtocoldearth,weliftonhighOureyesinsearchofeitherlovelylight;
  AthousandandathousandcolourstheyAssume,thenleaveusonourfreezingway。
  Andsuchastheyare,suchmypresenttaleis,Anon-descriptandever-varyingrhyme,AversifiedAuroraBorealis,Whichflasheso'erawasteandicyclime。
  Whenweknowwhatallare,wemustbewailus,Butne'erthelessIhopeitisnocrimeTolaughatallthings-forIwishtoknowWhat,afterall,areallthings-butashow?
  Theyaccuseme-Me-thepresentwriterofThepresentpoem-of-Iknownotwhat-
  Atendencytounder-rateandscoffAthumanpowerandvirtue,andallthat;
  Andthistheysayinlanguageratherrough。
  GoodGod!Iwonderwhattheywouldbeat!
  IsaynomorethanhathbeensaidinDante'sVerse,andbySolomonandbyCervantes;
  BySwift,byMachiavel,byRochefoucault,ByFenelon,byLuther,andbyPlato;
  ByTillotson,andWesley,andRousseau,Whoknewthislifewasnotworthapotato。
  'Tisnottheirfault,normine,ifthisbeso-
  Formypart,IpretendnottobeCato,NorevenDiogenes-Weliveanddie,Butwhichisbest,youknownomorethanI。
  Socratessaid,ouronlyknowledgewas'Toknowthatnothingcouldbeknown;'apleasantScienceenough,whichlevelstoanassEachmanofwisdom,future,past,orpresent。
  Newtonthatproverbofthemind,alas!
  Declared,withallhisgranddiscoveriesrecent,Thathehimselffeltonly'likeayouthPickingupshellsbythegreatocean-Truth。'
  Ecclesiastessaid,'thatallisvanity'-
  Mostmodernpreacherssaythesame,orshowitBytheirexamplesoftrueChristianity:
  Inshort,allknow,orverysoonmayknowit;
  Andinthissceneofall-confess'dinanity,Bysaint,bysage,bypreacher,andbypoet,MustIrestrainme,throughthefearofstrife,Fromholdingupthenothingnessoflife?
  Dogs,ormen!-forIflatteryouinsayingThatyearedogs-yourbettersfar-yemayRead,orreadnot,whatIamnowessayingToshowyewhatyeareineveryway。
  AslittleasthemoonstopsforthebayingOfwolves,willthebrightmusewithdrawonerayFromoutherskies-thenhowlyouridlewrath!
  Whileshestillsilverso'eryourgloomypath。
  'Fiercelovesandfaithlesswars'-IamnotsureIfthisbetherightreading-'tisnomatter;
  Thefact'saboutthesame,Iamsecure;
  Isingthemboth,andamabouttobatterAtownwhichdidafamoussiegeendure,Andwasbeleaguer'dbothbylandandwaterBySouvaroff,orAngliceSuwarrow,Wholovedbloodasanaldermanlovesmarrow。