Still,Idon’tseethatshecoulddoanythinglessthantakethem,underthecircumstances,andshe’llhaveAnnetohelpher。
Anne’stickledtodeathoverthewholebusiness,andshehasarealknackywaywithchildren,Imustsay。Dearme,itdoesn’tseemadaysincepoorMatthewbroughtAnneherselfhomeandeverybodylaughedattheideaofMarillabringingupachild。
Andnowshehasadoptedtwins。You’reneversafefrombeingsurprisedtillyou’redead。"
ThefatponyjoggedoverthebridgeinLynde’sHollowandalongtheGreenGableslane。Marilla’sfacewasrathergrim。ItwastenmilesfromEastGraftonandDavyKeithseemedtobepossessedwithapassionforperpetualmotion。ItwasbeyondMarilla’spowertomakehimsitstillandshehadbeeninanagonythewholewaylesthefalloverthebackofthewagonandbreakhisneck,ortumbleoverthedashboardunderthepony’sheels。Indespairshefinallythreatenedtowhiphimsoundlywhenshegothimhome。WhereuponDavyclimbedintoherlap,regardlessofthereins,flunghischubbyarmsaboutherneckandgaveherabear-likehug。
"Idon’tbelieveyoumeanit,"hesaid,smackingherwrinkledcheekaffectionately。"Youdon’tLOOKlikealadywho’dwhipalittleboyjust’causehecouldn’tkeepstill。Didn’tyoufinditawfulhardtokeepstillwhenyouwasonly’soldasme?"
"No,IalwayskeptstillwhenIwastold,"saidMarilla,tryingtospeaksternly,albeitshefeltherheartwaxingsoftwithinherunderDavy’simpulsivecaresses。
"Well,Is’posethatwas’causeyouwasagirl,"saidDavy,squirmingbacktohisplaceafteranotherhug。"YouWASagirlonce,Is’pose,thoughit’sawfulfunnytothinkofit。
Doracansitstill……butthereain’tmuchfuninit_I_don’tthink。
Seemstomeitmustbeslowtobeagirl。Here,Dora,letmelivenyouupabit。"
Davy’smethodof"liveningup"wastograspDora’scurlsinhisfingersandgivethematug。Dorashriekedandthencried。
"Howcanyoubesuchanaughtyboyandyourpoormotherjustlaidinhergravethisveryday?"demandedMarilladespairingly。
"Butshewasgladtodie,"saidDavyconfidentially。"Iknow,’causeshetoldmeso。Shewasawfultiredofbeingsick。
We’dalongtalkthenightbeforeshedied。ShetoldmeyouwasgoingtotakemeandDoraforthewinterandIwastobeagoodboy。
I’mgoingtobegood,butcan’tyoubegoodrunningroundjustaswellassittingstill?AndshesaidIwasalwaystobekindtoDoraandstandupforher,andI’mgoingto。"
"Doyoucallpullingherhairbeingkindtoher?"
"Well,Iain’tgoingtoletanybodyelsepullit,"saidDavy,doublinguphisfistsandfrowning。"They’djustbettertryit。
Ididn’thurthermuch……shejustcried’causeshe’sagirl。
I’mgladI’maboybutI’msorryI’matwin。WhenJimmySprott’ssisterconterdickshimhejustsays,`I’moldernyou,soofcourseIknowbetter,’andthatsettlesHER。ButIcan’ttellDorathat,andshejustgoesonthinkingdiffruntfromme。Youmightletmedrivethegee-geeforaspell,sinceI’maman。"
Altogether,Marillawasathankfulwomanwhenshedroveintoherownyard,wherethewindoftheautumnnightwasdancingwiththebrownleaves。
Annewasatthegatetomeetthemandliftthetwinsout。Dorasubmittedcalmlytobekissed,butDavyrespondedtoAnne’swelcomewithoneofhisheartyhugsandthecheerfulannouncement,"I’mMr。DavyKeith。"
AtthesuppertableDorabehavedlikealittlelady,butDavy’smannersleftmuchtobedesired。
"I’msohungryIain’tgottimetoeatp’litely,"hesaidwhenMarillareprovedhim。"Doraain’thalfashungryasIam。Lookatalltheex’ciseItookontheroadhere。Thatcake’sawfulniceandplummy。
Wehaven’thadanycakeathomeforever’neversolong,’causemotherwastoosicktomakeitandMrs。Sprottsaiditwasasmuchasshecoulddotobakeourbreadforus。AndMrs。WigginsneverputsanyplumsinHERcakes。Catchher!CanIhaveanotherpiece?"
MarillawouldhaverefusedbutAnnecutageneroussecondslice。
However,sheremindedDavythatheoughttosay"Thankyou"forit。
Davymerelygrinnedatherandtookahugebite。Whenhehadfinishedtheslicehesaid,"Ifyou’llgivemeANOTHERpieceI’llsaythankyouforIT。"
"No,youhavehadplentyofcake,"saidMarillainatonewhichAnneknewandDavywastolearntobefinal。
DavywinkedatAnne,andthen,leaningoverthetable,snatchedDora’sfirstpieceofcake,fromwhichshehadjusttakenonedaintylittlebite,outofherveryfingersand,openinghismouthtothefullestextent,crammedthewholeslicein。Dora’sliptrembledandMarillawasspeechlesswithhorror。Annepromptlyexclaimed,withherbest"schoolma’am"air,"Oh,Davy,gentlemendon’tdothingslikethat。"
"Iknowtheydon’t,"saidDavy,assoonashecouldspeak,"butIain’tagemplum。"
"Butdon’tyouwanttobe?"saidshockedAnne。
"CourseIdo。Butyoucan’tbeagemplumtillyougrowup。"
"Oh,indeedyoucan,"Annehastenedtosay,thinkingshesawachancetosowgoodseedbetimes。"Youcanbegintobeagentlemanwhenyouarealittleboy。AndgentlemenNEVERsnatchthingsfromladies……
orforgettosaythankyou……orpullanybody’shair。"
"Theydon’thavemuchfun,that’safact,"saidDavyfrankly。
"IguessI’llwaittillI’mgrownuptobeone。"
Marilla,witharesignedair,hadcutanotherpieceofcakeforDora。
ShedidnotfeelabletocopewithDavyjustthen。Ithadbeenaharddayforher,whatwiththefuneralandthelongdrive。
AtthatmomentshelookedforwardtothefuturewithapessimismthatwouldhavedonecredittoElizaAndrewsherself。
Thetwinswerenotnoticeablyalike,althoughbothwerefair。
Dorahadlongsleekcurlsthatnevergotoutoforder。Davyhadacropoffuzzylittleyellowringletsalloverhisroundhead。
Dora’shazeleyesweregentleandmild;Davy’swereasroguishanddancingasanelf’s。Dora’snosewasstraight,Davy’sapositivesnub;Dorahada"prunesandprisms"mouth,Davy’swasallsmiles;andbesides,hehadadimpleinonecheekandnoneintheother,whichgavehimadear,comical,lopsidedlookwhenhelaughed。
Mirthandmischieflurkedineverycornerofhislittleface。
"They’dbettergotobed,"saidMarilla,whothoughtitwastheeasiestwaytodisposeofthem。"DorawillsleepwithmeandyoucanputDavyinthewestgable。You’renotafraidtosleepalone,areyou,Davy?"
"No;butIain’tgoingtobedforeversolongyet,"saidDavycomfortably。
"Oh,yes,youare。"ThatwasallthemuchtriedMarillasaid,butsomethinginhertonesquelchedevenDavy。HetrottedobedientlyupstairswithAnne。"
WhenI’mgrownuptheveryfirstthingI’mgoingtodoisstayupALL
nightjusttoseewhatitwouldbelike,"hetoldherconfidentially。
InafteryearsMarillaneverthoughtofthatfirstweekofthetwins’sojournatGreenGableswithoutashiver。Notthatitreallywassomuchworsethantheweeksthatfollowedit;butitseemedsobyreasonofitsnovelty。TherewasseldomawakingminuteofanydaywhenDavywasnotinmischiefordevisingit;
buthisfirstnotableexploitoccurredtwodaysafterhisarrival,onSundaymorning……afine,warmday,ashazyandmildasSeptember。
AnnedressedhimforchurchwhileMarillaattendedtoDora。
Davyatfirstobjectedstronglytohavinghisfacewashed。
"Marillawashedityesterday……andMrs。Wigginsscouredmewithhardsoapthedayofthefuneral。That’senoughforoneweek。
Idon’tseethegoodofbeingsoawfulclean。It’slotsmorecomfablebeingdirty。"
"PaulIrvingwasheshisfaceeverydayofhisownaccord,"saidAnneastutely。
DavyhadbeenaninmateofGreenGablesforlittleoverforty-eighthours;buthealreadyworshippedAnneandhatedPaulIrving,whomhehadheardAnnepraisingenthusiasticallythedayafterhisarrival。
IfPaulIrvingwashedhisfaceeveryday,thatsettledit。He,DavyKeith,woulddoittoo,ifitkilledhim。Thesameconsiderationinducedhimtosubmitmeeklytotheotherdetailsofhistoilet,andhewasreallyahandsomelittleladwhenallwasdone。
AnnefeltanalmostmaternalprideinhimassheledhimintotheoldCuthbertpew。
Davybehavedquitewellatfirst,beingoccupiedincastingcovertglancesatallthesmallboyswithinviewandwonderingwhichwasPaulIrving。ThefirsttwohymnsandtheScripturereadingpassedoffuneventfully。Mr。Allanwasprayingwhenthesensationcame。
LaurettaWhitewassittinginfrontofDavy,herheadslightlybentandherfairhairhangingintwolongbraids,betweenwhichatemptingexpanseofwhiteneckshowed,encasedinalooselacefrill。Laurettawasafat,placid-lookingchildofeight,whohadconductedherselfirreproachablyinchurchfromtheveryfirstdayhermothercarriedherthere,aninfantofsixmonths。
Davythrusthishandintohispocketandproduced……acaterpillar,afurry,squirmingcaterpillar。Marillasawandclutchedathimbutshewastoolate。DavydroppedthecaterpillardownLauretta’sneck。
RightintothemiddleofMr。Allan’sprayerburstaseriesofpiercingshrieks。Theministerstoppedappalledandopenedhiseyes。
Everyheadinthecongregationflewup。LaurettaWhitewasdancingupanddowninherpew,clutchingfranticallyatthebackofherdress。
"Ow……mommer……mommer……ow……takeitoff……ow……getitout……ow……thatbadboyputitdownmyneck……ow……mommer……it’sgoingfurtherdown……ow……ow……ow……"
Mrs。Whiteroseandwithasetfacecarriedthehysterical,writhingLaurettaoutofchurch。HershrieksdiedawayinthedistanceandMr。Allanproceededwiththeservice。Buteverybodyfeltthatitwasafailurethatday。ForthefirsttimeinherlifeMarillatooknonoticeofthetextandAnnesatwithscarletcheeksofmortification。
WhentheygothomeMarillaputDavytobedandmadehimstaytherefortherestoftheday。Shewouldnotgivehimanydinnerbutallowedhimaplainteaofbreadandmilk。Annecarriedittohimandsatsorrowfullybyhimwhileheateitwithanunrepentantrelish。
ButAnne’smournfuleyestroubledhim。
"Is’pose,"hesaidreflectively,"thatPaulIrvingwouldn’thavedroppedacaterpillardownagirl’sneckinchurch,wouldhe?"
"Indeedhewouldn’t,"saidAnnesadly。
"Well,I’mkindofsorryIdidit,then,"concededDavy。"Butitwassuchajollybigcaterpillar……Ipickedhimuponthechurchstepsjustaswewentin。Itseemedapitytowastehim。Andsay,wasn’titfuntohearthatgirlyell?"
TuesdayafternoontheAidSocietymetatGreenGables。Annehurriedhomefromschool,forsheknewthatMarillawouldneedalltheassistanceshecouldgive。Dora,neatandproper,inhernicelystarchedwhitedressandblacksash,wassittingwiththemembersoftheAidintheparlor,speakingdemurelywhenspokento,keepingsilencewhennot,andineverywaycomportingherselfasamodelchild。Davy,blissfullydirty,wasmakingmudpiesinthebarnyard。
"Itoldhimhemight,"saidMarillawearily。"Ithoughtitwouldkeephimoutofworsemischief。Hecanonlygetdirtyatthat。
We’llhaveourteasoverbeforewecallhimtohis。Doracanhaveherswithus,butIwouldneverdaretoletDavysitdownatthetablewithalltheAidshere。"
WhenAnnewenttocalltheAidstoteashefoundthatDorawasnotintheparlor。Mrs。JasperBellsaidDavyhadcometothefrontdoorandcalledherout。AhastyconsultationwithMarillainthepantryresultedinadecisiontoletbothchildrenhavetheirteastogetherlateron。
Teawashalfoverwhenthediningroomwasinvadedbyaforlornfigure。MarillaandAnnestaredindismay,theAidsinamazement。
CouldthatbeDora……thatsobbingnondescriptinadrenched,drippingdressandhairfromwhichthewaterwasstreamingonMarilla’snewcoin-spotrug?
"Dora,whathashappenedtoyou?"criedAnne,withaguiltyglanceatMrs。JasperBell,whosefamilywassaidtobetheonlyoneintheworldinwhichaccidentsneveroccurred。
"Davymademewalkthepigpenfence,"wailedDora。"Ididn’twanttobuthecalledmeafraid-cat。AndIfelloffintothepigpenandmydressgotalldirtyandthepigrunnedrightoverme。MydresswasjustawfulbutDavysaidifI’dstandunderthepumphe’dwashitclean,andIdidandhepumpedwaterallovermebutmydressain’tabitcleanerandmyprettysashandshoesisallspoiled。"
AnnedidthehonorsofthetablealonefortherestofthemealwhileMarillawentupstairsandredressedDorainheroldclothes。
Davywascaughtandsenttobedwithoutanysupper。Annewenttohisroomattwilightandtalkedtohimseriously……amethodinwhichshehadgreatfaith,notaltogetherunjustifiedbyresults。
Shetoldhimshefeltverybadlyoverhisconduct。
"Ifeelsorrynowmyself,"admittedDavy,"butthetroubleisI
neverfeelsorryfordoingthingstillafterI’vedidthem。
Dorawouldn’thelpmemakepies,causeshewasafraidofmessingherclo’esandthatmademehoppingmad。Is’posePaulIrvingwouldn’thavemadeHISsisterwalkapigpenfenceifheknewshe’dfallin?"
"No,hewouldneverdreamofsuchathing。Paulisaperfectlittlegentleman。"
Davyscrewedhiseyestightshutandseemedtomeditateonthisforatime。ThenhecrawledupandputhisarmsaboutAnne’sneck,snugglinghisflushedlittlefacedownonhershoulder。
"Anne,don’tyoulikemealittlebit,evenifIain’tagoodboylikePaul?"
"IndeedIdo,"saidAnnesincerely。Somehow,itwasimpossibletohelplikingDavy。"ButI’dlikeyoubetterstillifyouweren’tsonaughty。"
"I……didsomethingelsetoday,"wentonDavyinamuffledvoice。
"I’msorrynowbutI’mawfulscaredtotellyou。Youwon’tbeverycross,willyou?Andyouwon’ttellMarilla,willyou?"
"Idon’tknow,Davy。PerhapsIoughttotellher。ButIthinkI
canpromiseyouIwon’tifyoupromisemethatyouwillneverdoitagain,whateveritis。"
"No,Ineverwill。Anyhow,it’snotlikelyI’dfindanymoreofthemthisyear。Ifoundthisoneonthecellarsteps。"
"Davy,whatisityou’vedone?"
"IputatoadinMarilla’sbed。Youcangoandtakeitoutifyoulike。
Butsay,Anne,wouldn’titbefuntoleaveitthere?"
"DavyKeith!"AnnesprangfromDavy’sclingingarmsandflewacrossthehalltoMarilla’sroom。Thebedwasslightlyrumpled。Shethrewbacktheblanketsinnervoushasteandthereinverytruthwasthetoad,blinkingatherfromunderapillow。
"HowcanIcarrythatawfulthingout?"moanedAnnewithashudder。
ThefireshovelsuggesteditselftoherandshecreptdowntogetitwhileMarillawasbusyinthepantry。Annehadherowntroublescarryingthattoaddownstairs,forithoppedofftheshovelthreetimesandonceshethoughtshehadlostitinthehall。Whenshefinallydepositeditinthecherryorchardshedrewalongbreathofrelief。
"IfMarillaknewshe’dneverfeelsafegettingintobedagaininherlife。I’msogladthatlittlesinnerrepentedintime。
There’sDianasignalingtomefromherwindow。I’mglad……I
reallyfeeltheneedofsomediversion,forwhatwithAnthonyPyeinschoolandDavyKeithathomemynerveshavehadaboutalltheycanendureforoneday。"
IX
AQuestionofColor"ThatoldnuisanceofaRachelLyndewashereagaintoday,pesteringmeforasubscriptiontowardsbuyingacarpetforthevestryroom,"saidMr。Harrisonwrathfully。"IdetestthatwomanmorethananybodyIknow。Shecanputawholesermon,text,comment,andapplication,intosixwords,andthrowitatyoulikeabrick。"
Anne,whowasperchedontheedgeoftheveranda,enjoyingthecharmofamildwestwindblowingacrossanewlyploughedfieldonagrayNovembertwilightandpipingaquaintlittlemelodyamongthetwistedfirsbelowthegarden,turnedherdreamyfaceoverhershoulder。
"Thetroubleis,youandMrs。Lyndedon’tunderstandoneanother,"
sheexplained。"Thatisalwayswhatiswrongwhenpeopledon’tlikeeachother。Ididn’tlikeMrs。Lyndeatfirsteither;butassoonasIcametounderstandherIlearnedto。"
"Mrs。Lyndemaybeanacquiredtastewithsomefolks;butIdidn’tkeeponeatingbananasbecauseIwastoldI’dlearntolikethemifIdid,"growledMr。Harrison。"Andasforunderstandingher,I
understandthatsheisaconfirmedbusybodyandItoldherso。"
"Oh,thatmusthavehurtherfeelingsverymuch,"saidAnnereproachfully。"Howcouldyousaysuchathing?IsaidsomedreadfulthingstoMrs。LyndelongagobutitwaswhenIhadlostmytemper。Icouldn’tsaythemDELIBERATELY。"
"ItwasthetruthandIbelieveintellingthetruthtoeverybody。"
"Butyoudon’ttellthewholetruth,"objectedAnne。"Youonlytellthedisagreeablepartofthetruth。Now,you’vetoldmeadozentimesthatmyhairwasred,butyou’veneveroncetoldmethatIhadanicenose。"
"Idaresayyouknowitwithoutanytelling,"chuckledMr。Harrison。
"IknowIhaveredhairtoo……althoughit’sMUCHdarkerthanitusedtobe……sothere’snoneedoftellingmethateither。"
"Well,well,I’lltryandnotmentionitagainsinceyou’resosensitive。Youmustexcuseme,Anne。I’vegotahabitofbeingoutspokenandfolksmustn’tmindit。"
"Buttheycan’thelpmindingit。AndIdon’tthinkit’sanyhelpthatit’syourhabit。Whatwouldyouthinkofapersonwhowentaboutstickingpinsandneedlesintopeopleandsaying,`Excuseme,youmustn’tmindit……it’sjustahabitI’vegot。’You’dthinkhewascrazy,wouldn’tyou?AndasforMrs。Lyndebeingabusybody,perhapssheis。Butdidyoutellhershehadaverykindheartandalwayshelpedthepoor,andneversaidawordwhenTimothyCottonstoleacrockofbutteroutofherdairyandtoldhiswifehe’dboughtitfromher?Mrs。CottoncastituptoherthenexttimetheymetthatittastedofturnipsandMrs。Lyndejustsaidshewassorryithadturnedoutsopoorly。"
"Isupposeshehassomegoodqualities,"concededMr。Harrisongrudgingly。
"Mostfolkshave。Ihavesomemyself,thoughyoumightneversuspectit。
ButanyhowIain’tgoingtogiveanythingtothatcarpet。Folksareeverlastingbeggingformoneyhere,itseemstome。How’syourprojectofpaintingthehallcomingon?"
"Splendidly。WehadameetingoftheA。V。I。S。lastFridaynightandfoundthatwehadplentyofmoneysubscribedtopainttheandshingletherooftoo。MOSTpeoplegaveveryliberally,Mr。Harrison。"
Annewasasweet-souledlass,butshecouldinstillsomevenomintoinnocentitalicswhenoccasionrequired。
"Whatcolorareyougoingtohaveit?"
"Wehavedecidedonaveryprettygreen。Theroofwillbedarkred,ofcourse。Mr。RogerPyeisgoingtogetthepaintintowntoday。"
"Who’sgotthejob?"
"Mr。JoshuaPyeofCarmody。Hehasnearlyfinishedtheshingling。
Wehadtogivehimthecontract,foreveryoneofthePyes……
andtherearefourfamilies,youknow……saidtheywouldn’tgiveacentunlessJoshuagotit。Theyhadsubscribedtwelvedollarsbetweenthemandwethoughtthatwastoomuchtolose,althoughsomepeoplethinkweshouldn’thavegivenintothePyes。
Mrs。Lyndesaystheytrytoruneverything。"
"ThemainquestioniswillthisJoshuadohisworkwell。IfhedoesIdon’tseethatitmatterswhetherhisnameisPyeorPudding。"
"Hehasthereputationofbeingagoodworkman,thoughtheysayhe’saverypeculiarman。Hehardlyevertalks。"
"He’speculiarenoughallrightthen,"saidMr。Harrisondrily。
"Oratleast,folksherewillcallhimso。IneverwasmuchofatalkertillIcametoAvonleaandthenIhadtobegininself-defenseorMrs。LyndewouldhavesaidIwasdumbandstartedasubscriptiontohavemetaughtsignlanguage。You’renotgoingyet,Anne?"
"Imust。IhavesomesewingtodoforDorathisevening。Besides,DavyisprobablybreakingMarilla’sheartwithsomenewmischiefbythistime。Thismorningthefirstthinghesaidwas,`Wheredoesthedarkgo,Anne?Iwanttoknow。’Itoldhimitwentaroundtotheothersideoftheworldbutafterbreakfasthedeclareditdidn’t……thatitwentdownthewell。Marillasaysshecaughthimhangingoverthewell-boxfourtimestoday,tryingtoreachdowntothedark。"
"He’salimb,"declaredMr。Harrison。"HecameoverhereyesterdayandpulledsixfeathersoutofGinger’stailbeforeI
couldgetinfromthebarn。Thepoorbirdhasbeenmopingeversince。Thosechildrenmustbeasightoftroubletoyoufolks。"
"Everythingthat’sworthhavingissometrouble,"saidAnne,secretlyresolvingtoforgiveDavy’snextoffence,whateveritmightbe,sincehehadavengedheronGinger。
Mr。RogerPyebroughtthehallpainthomethatnightandMr。JoshuaPye,asurly,taciturnman,beganpaintingthenextday。Hewasnotdisturbedinhistask。Thehallwassituatedonwhatwascalled"thelowerroad。"Inlateautumnthisroadwasalwaysmuddyandwet,andpeoplegoingtoCarmodytraveledbythelonger"upper"road。
Thehallwassocloselysurroundedbyfirwoodsthatitwasinvisibleunlessyouwerenearit。Mr。JoshuaPyepaintedawayinthesolitudeandindependencethatweresodeartohisunsociableheart。
FridayafternoonhefinishedhisjobandwenthometoCarmody。
SoonafterhisdepartureMrs。RachelLyndedroveby,havingbravedthemudofthelowerroadoutofcuriositytoseewhatthehalllookedlikeinitsnewcoatofpaint。Whensheroundedthesprucecurveshesaw。
ThesightaffectedMrs。Lyndeoddly。Shedroppedthereins,heldupherhands,andsaid"GraciousProvidence!"Shestaredasifshecouldnotbelievehereyes。Thenshelaughedalmosthysterically。
"Theremustbesomemistake……theremust。IknewthosePyeswouldmakeamessofthings。"
Mrs。Lyndedrovehome,meetingseveralpeopleontheroadandstoppingtotellthemaboutthehall。Thenewsflewlikewildfire。
GilbertBlythe,poringoveratextbookathome,hearditfromhisfather’shiredboyatsunset,andrushedbreathlesslytoGreenGables,joinedonthewaybyFredWright。TheyfoundDianaBarry,JaneAndrews,andAnneShirley,despairpersonified,attheyardgateofGreenGables,underthebigleaflesswillows。
"Itisn’ttruesurely,Anne?"exclaimedGilbert。
"Itistrue,"answeredAnne,lookinglikethemuseoftragedy。
"Mrs。LyndecalledonherwayfromCarmodytotellme。Oh,itissimplydreadful!Whatistheuseoftryingtoimproveanything?"
"Whatisdreadful?"askedOliverSloane,arrivingatthismomentwithabandboxhehadbroughtfromtownforMarilla。
"Haven’tyouheard?"saidJanewrathfully。"Well,itssimplythis……JoshuaPyehasgoneandpaintedthehallblueinsteadofgreen……adeep,brilliantblue,theshadetheyuseforpaintingcartsandwheelbarrows。AndMrs。Lyndesaysitisthemosthideouscolorforabuilding,especiallywhencombinedwitharedroof,thatsheeversaworimagined。YoucouldsimplyhaveknockedmedownwithafeatherwhenIheardit。It’sheartbreaking,afterallthetroublewe’vehad。"
"Howonearthcouldsuchamistakehavehappened?"wailedDiana。
TheblameofthisunmercifuldisasterwaseventuallynarroweddowntothePyes。TheImprovershaddecidedtouseMorton-HarrispaintsandtheMorton-Harrispaintcanswerenumberedaccordingtoacolorcard。Apurchaserchosehisshadeonthecardandorderedbytheaccompanyingnumber。Number147wastheshadeofgreendesiredandwhenMr。RogerPyesentwordtotheImproversbyhisson,JohnAndrew,thathewasgoingtotownandwouldgettheirpaintforthem,theImproverstoldJohnAndrewtotellhisfathertoget147。
JohnAndrewalwaysaverredthathedidso,butMr。RogerPyeasstanchlydeclaredthatJohnAndrewtoldhim157;andtherethematterstandstothisday。
ThatnighttherewasblankdismayineveryAvonleahousewhereanImproverlived。ThegloomatGreenGableswassointensethatitquenchedevenDavy。Anneweptandwouldnotbecomforted。
"Imustcry,evenifIamalmostseventeen,Marilla,"shesobbed。
"Itissomortifying。Anditsoundsthedeathknellofoursociety。
We’llsimplybelaughedoutofexistence。"
Inlife,asindreams,however,thingsoftengobycontraries。TheAvonleapeopledidnotlaugh;theyweretooangry。Theirmoneyhadgonetopaintthehallandconsequentlytheyfeltthemselvesbitterlyaggrievedbythemistake。PublicindignationcenteredonthePyes。
RogerPyeandJohnAndrewhadbungledthematterbetweenthem;
andasforJoshuaPye,hemustbeabornfoolnottosuspecttherewassomethingwrongwhenheopenedthecansandsawthecolorofthepaint。JoshuaPye,whenthusanimadvertedupon,retortedthattheAvonleatasteincolorswasnobusinessofhis,whateverhisprivateopinionmightbe;hehadbeenhiredtopaintthehall,nottotalkaboutit;andhemeanttohavehismoneyforit。
TheImproverspaidhimhismoneyinbitternessofspirit,afterconsultingMr。PeterSloane,whowasamagistrate。
"You’llhavetopayit,"Petertoldhim。"Youcan’tholdhimresponsibleforthemistake,sinceheclaimshewasnevertoldwhatthecolorwassupposedtobebutjustgiventhecansandtoldtogoahead。Butit’saburningshameandthathallcertainlydoeslookawful。"
ThelucklessImproversexpectedthatAvonleawouldbemoreprejudicedthaneveragainstthem;butinstead,publicsympathyveeredaroundintheirfavor。Peoplethoughttheeager,enthusiasticlittlebandwhohadworkedsohardfortheirobjecthadbeenbadlyused。Mrs。LyndetoldthemtokeeponandshowthePyesthattherereallywerepeopleintheworldwhocoulddothingswithoutmakingamuddleofthem。Mr。MajorSpencersentthemwordthathewouldcleanoutallthestumpsalongtheroadfrontofhisfarmandseeditdownwithgrassathisownexpense;
andMrs。HiramSloanecalledattheschoolonedayandbeckonedAnnemysteriouslyoutintotheporchtotellherthatifthe"Sassiety"
wantedtomakeageraniumbedatthecrossroadsinthespringtheyneedn’tbeafraidofhercow,forshewouldseethatthemaraudinganimalwaskeptwithinsafebounds。EvenMr。Harrisonchuckled,ifhechuckledatall,inprivate,andwasallsympathyoutwardly。
"Nevermind,Anne。Mostpaintsfadeugliereveryyearbutthatblueisasuglyasitcanbetobeginwith,soit’sboundtofadeprettier。Andtheroofisshingledandpaintedallright。Folkswillbeabletositinthehallafterthiswithoutbeingleakedon。
You’veaccomplishedsomuchanyhow。"
"ButAvonlea’sbluehallwillbeabywordinalltheneighboringsettlementsfromthistimeout,"saidAnnebitterly。
Anditmustbeconfessedthatitwas。
X
DavyinSearchofaSensationAnne,walkinghomefromschoolthroughtheBirchPathoneNovemberafternoon,feltconvincedafreshthatlifewasaverywonderfulthing。
Thedayhadbeenagoodday;allhadgonewellinherlittlekingdom。
St。ClairDonnellhadnotfoughtanyoftheotherboysoverthequestionofhisname;PrillieRogerson’sfacehadbeensopuffedupfromtheeffectsoftoothachethatshedidnotoncetrytocoquettewiththeboysinhervicinity。BarbaraShawhadmetwithonlyONEaccident……spillingadipperofwateroverthefloor……andAnthonyPyehadnotbeeninschoolatall。
"WhatanicemonththisNovemberhasbeen!"saidAnne,whohadneverquitegotoverherchildishhabitoftalkingtoherself。
"Novemberisusuallysuchadisagreeablemonth……asiftheyearhadsuddenlyfoundoutthatshewasgrowingoldandcoulddonothingbutweepandfretoverit。Thisyearisgrowingoldgracefully……justlikeastatelyoldladywhoknowsshecanbecharmingevenwithgrayhairandwrinkles。We’vehadlovelydaysanddelicioustwilights。Thislastfortnighthasbeensopeaceful,andevenDavyhasbeenalmostwell-behaved。Ireallythinkheisimprovingagreatdeal。Howquietthewoodsaretoday……
notamurmurexceptthatsoftwindpurringinthetreetops!
Itsoundslikesurfonafarawayshore。Howdearthewoodsare!
Youbeautifultrees!Iloveeveryoneofyouasafriend。"
Annepausedtothrowherarmaboutaslimyoungbirchandkissitscream-whitetrunk。Diana,roundingacurveinthepath,sawherandlaughed。
"AnneShirley,you’reonlypretendingtobegrownup。Ibelievewhenyou’realoneyou’reasmuchalittlegirlasyoueverwere。"
"Well,onecan’tgetoverthehabitofbeingalittlegirlallatonce,"saidAnnegaily。"Yousee,IwaslittleforfourteenyearsandI’veonlybeengrown-uppishforscarcelythree。I’msureI
shallalwaysfeellikeachildinthewoods。ThesewalkshomefromschoolarealmosttheonlytimeIhavefordreaming……
exceptthehalf-hourorsobeforeIgotosleep。I’msobusywithteachingandstudyingandhelpingMarillawiththetwinsthatIhaven’tanothermomentforimaginingthings。
Youdon’tknowwhatsplendidadventuresIhaveforalittlewhileafterIgotobedintheeastgableeverynight。IalwaysimagineI’msomethingverybrilliantandtriumphantandsplendid……
agreatprimadonnaoraRedCrossnurseoraqueen。LastnightIwasaqueen。It’sreallysplendidtoimagineyouareaqueen。
Youhaveallthefunofitwithoutanyoftheinconveniencesandyoucanstopbeingaqueenwheneveryouwantto,whichyoucouldn’tinreallife。ButhereinthewoodsIlikebesttoimaginequitedifferentthings……I’madryadlivinginanoldpine,oralittlebrownwood-elfhidingunderacrinkledleaf。Thatwhitebirchyoucaughtmekissingisasisterofmine。Theonlydifferenceis,she’satreeandI’magirl,butthat’snorealdifference。
Whereareyougoing,Diana?"
"DowntotheDicksons。IpromisedtohelpAlbertacutouthernewdress。
Can’tyouwalkdownintheevening,Anne,andcomehomewithme?"
"Imight……sinceFredWrightisawayintown,"saidAnnewitharathertooinnocentface。
Dianablushed,tossedherhead,andwalkedon。Shedidnotlookoffended,however。
AnnefullyintendedtogodowntotheDicksons’thatevening,butshedidnot。WhenshearrivedatGreenGablesshefoundastateofaffairswhichbanishedeveryotherthoughtfromhermind。Marillametherintheyard……awild-eyedMarilla。
"Anne,Doraislost!"
"Dora!Lost!"AnnelookedatDavy,whowasswingingontheyardgate,anddetectedmerrimentinhiseyes。"Davy,doyouknowwheresheis?"
"No,Idon’t,"saidDavystoutly。"Ihaven’tseenhersincedinnertime,crossmyheart。"
"I’vebeenawayeversinceoneo’clock,"saidMarilla。"ThomasLyndetooksickallofasuddenandRachelsentupformetogoatonce。
WhenIlefthereDorawasplayingwithherdollinthekitchenandDavywasmakingmudpiesbehindthebarn。Ionlygothomehalfanhourago……andnoDoratobeseen。DavydeclaresheneversawhersinceIleft。"
"NeitherIdid,"avowedDavysolemnly。
"Shemustbesomewherearound,"saidAnne。"Shewouldneverwanderfarawayalone……youknowhowtimidsheis。Perhapsshehasfallenasleepinoneoftherooms。"
Marillashookherhead。
"I’vehuntedthewholehousethrough。Butshemaybeinsomeofthebuildings。"
Athoroughsearchfollowed。Everycornerofhouse,yard,andoutbuildingswasransackedbythosetwodistractedpeople。AnnerovedtheorchardsandtheHauntedWood,callingDora’sname。
Marillatookacandleandexploredthecellar。Davyaccompaniedeachoftheminturn,andwasfertileinthinkingofplaceswhereDoracouldpossiblybe。Finallytheymetagainintheyard。
"It’samostmysteriousthing,"groanedMarilla。
"Wherecanshebe?"saidAnnemiserably"Maybeshe’stumbledintothewell,"suggestedDavycheerfully。
AnneandMarillalookedfearfullyintoeachother’seyes。
Thethoughthadbeenwiththemboththroughtheirentiresearchbutneitherhaddaredtoputitintowords。
"She……shemighthave,"whisperedMarilla。
Anne,feelingfaintandsick,wenttothewellboxandpeeredover。
Thebucketsatontheshelfinside。Fardownbelowwasatinyglimmerofstillwater。TheCuthbertwellwasthedeepestinAvonlea。IfDora……butAnnecouldnotfacetheidea。
Sheshudderedandturnedaway。
"RunacrossforMr。Harrison,"saidMarilla,wringingherhands。
"Mr。HarrisonandJohnHenryarebothaway……theywenttotowntoday。
I’llgoforMr。Barry。"
Mr。BarrycamebackwithAnne,carryingacoilofropetowhichwasattachedaclaw-likeinstrumentthathadbeenthebusinessendofagrubbingfork。MarillaandAnnestoodby,coldandshakenwithhorroranddread,whileMr。Barrydraggedthewell,andDavy,astridethegate,watchedthegroupwithafaceindicativeofhugeenjoyment。
FinallyMr。Barryshookhishead,witharelievedair。
"Shecan’tbedownthere。It’samightycuriousthingwhereshecouldhavegotto,though。Lookhere,youngman,areyousureyou’venoideawhereyoursisteris?"
"I’vetoldyouadozentimesthatIhaven’t,"saidDavy,withaninjuredair。"Maybeatrampcomeandstoleher。"
"Nonsense,"saidMarillasharply,relievedfromherhorriblefearofthewell。"Anne,doyousupposeshecouldhavestrayedovertoMr。Harrison’s?Shehasalwaysbeentalkingabouthisparroteversincethattimeyoutookherover"
"Ican’tbelieveDorawouldventuresofaralonebutI’llgooverandsee,"saidAnne。
NobodywaslookingatDavyjustthenoritwouldhavebeenseenthataverydecidedchangecameoverhisface。Hequietlyslippedoffthegateandran,asfastashisfatlegscouldcarryhim,tothebarn。
AnnehastenedacrossthefieldstotheHarrisonestablishmentinnoveryhopefulframeofmind。Thehousewaslocked,thewindowshadesweredown,andtherewasnosignofanythinglivingabouttheplace。ShestoodontheverandaandcalledDoraloudly。
Ginger,inthekitchenbehindher,shriekedandsworewithsuddenfierceness;butbetweenhisoutburstsAnneheardaplaintivecryfromthelittlebuildingintheyardwhichservedMr。Harrisonasatoolhouse。Anneflewtothedoor,unhaspedit,andcaughtupasmallmortalwithatearstainedfacewhowassittingforlornlyonanupturnednailkeg。
"Oh,Dora,Dora,whatafrightyouhavegivenus!Howcameyoutobehere?"
"DavyandIcameovertoseeGinger,"sobbedDora,"butwecouldn’tseehimafterall,onlyDavymadehimswearbykickingthedoor。
AndthenDavybroughtmehereandrunoutandshutthedoor;andI
couldn’tgetout。Icriedandcried,Iwasfrightened,andoh,I’msohungryandcold;andIthoughtyou’dnevercome,Anne。"
"Davy?"ButAnnecouldsaynomore。ShecarriedDorahomewithaheavyheart。HerjoyatfindingthechildsafeandsoundwasdrownedoutinthepaincausedbyDavy’sbehavior。ThefreakofshuttingDoraupmighteasilyhavebeenpardoned。ButDavyhadtoldfalsehoods……downrightcoldbloodedfalsehoodsaboutit。
ThatwastheuglyfactandAnnecouldnotshuthereyestoit。
Shecouldhavesatdownandcriedwithsheerdisappointment。
ShehadgrowntoloveDavydearly……howdearlyshehadnotknownuntilthisminute……andithurtherunbearablytodiscoverthathewasguiltyofdeliberatefalsehood。
MarillalistenedtoAnne’staleinasilencethatbodednogoodDavy-ward;Mr。BarrylaughedandadvisedthatDavybesummarilydealtwith。WhenhehadgonehomeAnnesoothedandwarmedthesobbing,shiveringDora,gotherhersupperandputhertobed。
Thenshereturnedtothekitchen,justasMarillacamegrimlyin,leading,orratherpulling,thereluctant,cobwebbyDavy,whomshehadjustfoundhiddenawayinthedarkestcornerofthestable。
Shejerkedhimtothematonthemiddleofthefloorandthenwentandsatdownbytheeastwindow。Annewassittinglimplybythewestwindow。Betweenthemstoodtheculprit。HisbackwastowardMarillaanditwasameek,subdued,frightenedback;buthisfacewastowardAnneandalthoughitwasalittleshamefacedtherewasagleamofcomradeshipinDavy’seyes,asifheknewhehaddonewrongandwasgoingtobepunishedforit,butcouldcountonalaughoveritallwithAnnelateron。
ButnohalfhiddensmileansweredhiminAnne’sgrayeyes,astheremighthavedonehaditbeenonlyaquestionofmischief。
Therewassomethingelse……somethinguglyandrepulsive。
"Howcouldyoubehaveso,Davy?"sheaskedsorrowfully。
Davysquirmeduncomfortably。
"Ijustdiditforfun。ThingshavebeensoawfulquiethereforsolongthatIthoughtitwouldbefuntogiveyoufolksabigscare。
Itwas,too。"
InspiteoffearandalittleremorseDavygrinnedovertherecollection。
"Butyoutoldafalsehoodaboutit,Davy,"saidAnne,moresorrowfullythanever。
Davylookedpuzzled。
"What’safalsehood?Doyoumeanawhopper?"
"Imeanastorythatwasnottrue。"
"CourseIdid,"saidDavyfrankly。"IfIhadn’tyouwouldn’thavebeenscared。IHADtotellit。"
Annewasfeelingthereactionfromherfrightandexertions。
Davy’simpenitentattitudegavethefinishingtouch。
Twobigtearsbrimmedupinhereyes。
"Oh,Davy,howcouldyou?"shesaid,withaquiverinhervoice。
"Don’tyouknowhowwrongitwas?"
Davywasaghast。Annecrying……hehadmadeAnnecry!Afloodofrealremorserolledlikeawaveoverhiswarmlittleheartandengulfedit。
HerushedtoAnne,hurledhimselfintoherlap,flunghisarmsaroundherneck,andburstintotears。
"Ididn’tknowitwaswrongtotellwhoppers,"hesobbed。
"Howdidyouexpectmetoknowitwaswrong?AllMr。Sprott’schildrentoldthemREGULAReveryday,andcrosstheirheartstoo。
Is’posePaulIrvingnevertellswhoppersandhereI’vebeentryingawfulhardtobeasgoodashim,butnowIs’poseyou’llneverlovemeagain。ButIthinkyoumighthavetoldmeitwaswrong。
I’mawfulsorryI’vemadeyoucry,Anne,andI’llnevertellawhopperagain。"
DavyburiedhisfaceinAnne’sshoulderandcriedstormily。
Anne,inasuddengladflashofunderstanding,heldhimtightandlookedoverhiscurlythatchatMarilla。
"Hedidn’tknowitwaswrongtotellfalsehoods,Marilla。
Ithinkwemustforgivehimforthatpartofitthistimeifhewillpromisenevertosaywhatisn’ttrueagain。"
"Ineverwill,nowthatIknowit’sbad,"asseveratedDavybetweensobs。
"Ifyouevercatchmetellingawhopperagainyoucan……"Davygropedmentallyforasuitablepenance……"youcanskinmealive,Anne。"
"Don’tsay`whopper,’Davy……say`falsehood,’"saidtheschoolma’am。
"Why?"queriedDavy,settlingcomfortablydownandlookingupwithatearstained,investigatingface。"Whyain’twhopperasgoodasfalsehood?Iwanttoknow。It’sjustasbigaword。"
"It’sslang;andit’swrongforlittleboystouseslang。"
"There’sanawfullotofthingsit’swrongtodo,"saidDavywithasigh。
"Inevers’posedtherewassomany。I’msorryit’swrongtotellwhop……
falsehoods,’causeit’sawfulhandy,butsinceitisI’mnevergoingtotellanymore。Whatareyougoingtodotomefortellingthemthistime?
Iwanttoknow。"AnnelookedbeseechinglyatMarilla。
"Idon’twanttobetoohardonthechild,"saidMarilla。"I
daresaynobodyeverdidtellhimitwaswrongtotelllies,andthoseSprottchildrenwerenofitcompanionsforhim。PoorMarywastoosicktotrainhimproperlyandIpresumeyoucouldn’texpectasix-year-oldchildtoknowthingslikethatbyinstinct。
Isupposewe’lljusthavetoassumehedoesn’tknowANYTHINGrightandbeginatthebeginning。Buthe’llhavetobepunishedforshuttingDoraup,andIcan’tthinkofanywayexcepttosendhimtobedwithouthissupperandwe’vedonethatsooften。Can’tyousuggestsomethingelse,Anne?Ishouldthinkyououghttobeableto,withthatimaginationyou’realwaystalkingof。"
"ButpunishmentsaresohorridandIliketoimagineonlypleasantthings,"
saidAnne,cuddlingDavy。"Therearesomanyunpleasantthingsintheworldalreadythatthereisnouseinimagininganymore。"
IntheendDavywassenttobed,asusual,theretoremainuntilnoonnextday。Heevidentlydidsomethinking,forwhenAnnewentuptoherroomalittlelatersheheardhimcallinghernamesoftly。
Goingin,shefoundhimsittingupinbed,withhiselbowsonhiskneesandhischinproppedonhishands。
"Anne,"hesaidsolemnly,"isitwrongforeverybodytotellwhop……
falsehoods?Iwanttoknow"
"Yes,indeed。"
"Isitwrongforagrown-upperson?"
"Yes。"
"Then,"saidDavydecidedly,"Marillaisbad,forSHEtellsthem。
Andshe’sworse’nme,forIdidn’tknowitwaswrongbutshedoes。"
"DavyKeith,Marillanevertoldastoryinherlife,"saidAnneindignantly。
"Shedidso。ShetoldmelastTuesdaythatsomethingdreadfulWOULDhappentomeifIdidn’tsaymyprayerseverynight。AndI
haven’tsaidthemforoveraweek,justtoseewhatwouldhappen……
andnothinghas,"concludedDavyinanaggrievedtone。
Annechokedbackamaddesiretolaughwiththeconvictionthatitwouldbefatal,andthenearnestlysetaboutsavingMarilla’sreputation。
"Why,DavyKeith,"shesaidsolemnly,"somethingdreadfulHAShappenedtoyouthisveryday"
Davylookedsceptical。
"Is’poseyoumeanbeingsenttobedwithoutanysupper,"hesaidscornfully,"butTHATisn’tdreadful。Course,Idon’tlikeit,butI’vebeensenttobedsomuchsinceIcomeherethatI’mgettingusedtoit。Andyoudon’tsaveanythingbymakingmegowithoutsuppereither,forIalwayseattwiceasmuchforbreakfast。"
"Idon’tmeanyourbeingsenttobed。Imeanthefactthatyoutoldafalsehoodtoday。And,Davy,"……Anneleanedoverthefootboardofthebedandshookherfingerimpressivelyattheculprit……"foraboytotellwhatisn’ttrueisalmosttheworstthingthatcouldHAPPENtohim……almosttheveryworst。
SoyouseeMarillatoldyouthetruth。"
"ButIthoughtthesomethingbadwouldbeexciting,"protestedDavyinaninjuredtone。
"Marillaisn’ttoblameforwhatyouthought。Badthingsaren’talwaysexciting。They’reveryoftenjustnastyandstupid。"
"ItwasawfulfunnytoseeMarillaandyoulookingdownthewell,though,"
saidDavy,hugginghisknees。
Annekeptasoberfaceuntilshegotdownstairsandthenshecollapsedonthesittingroomloungeandlaugheduntilhersidesached。
"Iwishyou’dtellmethejoke,"saidMarilla,alittlegrimly。
"Ihaven’tseenmuchtolaughattoday。"
"You’lllaughwhenyouhearthis,"assuredAnne。AndMarilladidlaugh,whichshowedhowmuchhereducationhadadvancedsincetheadoptionofAnne。Butshesighedimmediatelyafterwards。
"IsupposeIshouldn’thavetoldhimthat,althoughIheardaministersayittoachildonce。Buthedidaggravatemeso。ItwasthatnightyouwereattheCarmodyconcertandIwasputtinghimtobed。Hesaidhedidn’tseethegoodofprayinguntilhegotbigenoughtobeofsomeimportancetoGod。Anne,Idonotknowwhatwearegoingtodowiththatchild。Ineversawhisbeat。
I’mfeelingcleandiscouraged。"
"Oh,don’tsaythat,Marilla。RememberhowbadIwaswhenIcamehere。"
"Anne,youneverwerebad……NEVER。Iseethatnow,whenI’velearnedwhatrealbadnessis。Youwerealwaysgettingintoterriblescrapes,I’lladmit,butyourmotivewasalwaysgood。
Davyisjustbadfromsheerloveofit。"
"Oh,no,Idon’tthinkitisrealbadnesswithhimeither,"pleadedAnne。
"It’sjustmischief。Anditisratherquietforhimhere,youknow。
Hehasnootherboystoplaywithandhismindhastohavesomethingtooccupyit。Doraissoprimandpropersheisnogoodforaboy’splaymate。Ireallythinkitwouldbebettertoletthemgotoschool,Marilla。"
"No,"saidMarillaresolutely,"myfatheralwayssaidthatnochildshouldbecoopedupinthefourwallsofaschooluntilitwassevenyearsold,andMr。Allansaysthesamething。
Thetwinscanhaveafewlessonsathomebutgotoschooltheyshan’ttillthey’reseven。"
"Well,wemusttrytoreformDavyathomethen,"saidAnnecheerfully。"Withallhisfaultshe’sreallyadearlittlechap。
Ican’thelplovinghim。Marilla,itmaybeadreadfulthingtosay,buthonestly,IlikeDavybetterthanDora,forallshe’ssogood。"
"Idon’tknowbutthatIdo,myself,"confessedMarilla,"anditisn’tfair,forDoraisn’tabitoftrouble。Therecouldn’tbeabetterchildandyou’dhardlyknowshewasinthehouse。"
"Doraistoogood,"saidAnne。"She’dbehavejustaswelliftherewasn’tasoultotellherwhattodo。Shewasbornalreadybroughtup,soshedoesn’tneedus;andIthink,"concludedAnne,hittingonaveryvitaltruth,"thatwealwayslovebestthepeoplewhoneedus。Davyneedsusbadly。"
"Hecertainlyneedssomething,"agreedMarilla。"RachelLyndewouldsayitwasagoodspanking。"
XI
FactsandFancies"Teachingisreallyveryinterestingwork,"wroteAnnetoaQueen’sAcademychum。"JanesaysshethinksitismonotonousbutIdon’tfinditso。Somethingfunnyisalmostsuretohappeneveryday,andthechildrensaysuchamusingthings。Janesaysshepunishesherpupilswhentheymakefunnyspeeches,whichisprobablywhyshefindsteachingmonotonous。ThisafternoonlittleJimmyAndrewswastryingtospell`speckled’andcouldn’tmanageit。`Well,’hesaidfinally,`Ican’tspellitbutIknowwhatitmeans。’
"`What?’Iasked。
"`St。ClairDonnell’sface,miss。’
"St。Clairiscertainlyverymuchfreckled,althoughItrytopreventtheothersfromcommentingonit……forIwasfreckledonceandwelldoIrememberit。ButIdon’tthinkSt。Clairminds。
ItwasbecauseJimmycalledhim`St。Clair’thatSt。Clairpoundedhimonthewayhomefromschool。Iheardofthepounding,butnotofficially,soIdon’tthinkI’lltakeanynoticeofit。
"YesterdayIwastryingtoteachLottieWrighttodoaddition。
Isaid,`Ifyouhadthreecandiesinonehandandtwointheother,howmanywouldyouhavealtogether?’`Amouthful,’saidLottie。
Andinthenaturestudyclass,whenIaskedthemtogivemeagoodreasonwhytoadsshouldn’tbekilled,BenjieSloanegravelyanswered,`Becauseitwouldrainthenextday。’
"It’ssohardnottolaugh,Stella。IhavetosaveupallmyamusementuntilIgethome,andMarillasaysitmakeshernervoustohearwildshrieksofmirthproceedingfromtheeastgablewithoutanyapparentcause。
ShesaysamaninGraftonwentinsaneonceandthatwashowitbegan。
"DidyouknowthatThomasaBecketwascanonizedasaSNAKE?
RoseBellsayshewas……alsothatWilliamTyndaleWROTEtheNewTestament。ClaudeWhitesaysa`glacier’isamanwhoputsinwindowframes!
"Ithinkthemostdifficultthinginteaching,aswellasthemostinteresting,istogetthechildrentotellyoutheirrealthoughtsaboutthings。OnestormydaylastweekIgatheredthemaroundmeatdinnerhourandtriedtogetthemtotalktomejustasifI
wereoneofthemselves。Iaskedthemtotellmethethingstheymostwanted。Someoftheanswerswerecommonplaceenough……dolls,ponies,andskates。Othersweredecidedlyoriginal。
HesterBoulterwanted`towearherSundaydresseverydayandeatinthesittingroom。’HannahBellwanted`tobegoodwithouthavingtotakeanytroubleaboutit。’MarjoryWhite,agedten,wantedtobeaWIDOW。Questionedwhy,shegravelysaidthatifyouweren’tmarriedpeoplecalledyouanoldmaid,andifyouwereyourhusbandbossedyou;butifyouwereawidowthere’dbenodangerofeither。
ThemostremarkablewishwasSallyBell’s。Shewanteda’honeymoon。’
IaskedherifsheknewwhatitwasandshesaidshethoughtitwasanextranicekindofbicyclebecausehercousininMontrealwentonahoneymoonwhenhewasmarriedandhehadalwayshadtheverylatestinbicycles!
"AnotherdayIaskedthemalltotellmethenaughtiestthingtheyhadeverdone。Icouldn’tgettheolderonestodoso,butthethirdclassansweredquitefreely。ElizaBellhad`setfiretoheraunt’scardedrolls。’Askedifshemeanttodoitshesaid,`notaltogether。’Shejusttriedalittleendtoseehowitwouldburnandthewholebundleblazedupinajiffy。EmersonGillishadspenttencentsforcandywhenheshouldhaveputitinhismissionarybox。AnnettaBell’sworstcrimewas`eatingsomeblueberriesthatgrewinthegraveyard。’WillieWhitehad`sliddownthesheephouseroofalotoftimeswithhisSundaytrouserson。’
`ButIwaspunishedforit’causeIhadtowearpatchedpantstoSundaySchoolallsummer,andwhenyou’repunishedforathingyoudon’thavetorepentofit,’declaredWillie。
"Iwishyoucouldseesomeoftheircompositions……somuchdoIwishitthatI’llsendyoucopiesofsomewrittenrecently。
LastweekItoldthefourthclassIwantedthemtowritemelettersaboutanythingtheypleased,addingbywayofsuggestionthattheymighttellmeofsomeplacetheyhadvisitedorsomeinterestingthingorpersontheyhadseen。Theyweretowritethelettersonrealnotepaper,sealtheminanenvelope,andaddressthemtome,allwithoutanyassistancefromotherpeople。LastFridaymorningIfoundapileoflettersonmydeskandthateveningIrealizedafreshthatteachinghasitspleasuresaswellasitspains。Thosecompositionswouldatoneformuch。HereisNedClay’s,address,spelling,andgrammarasoriginallypenned。
"`MissteacherShiRleyGreengabels。
p。e。Islandcanbirds"`DearteacherIthinkIwillwriteyouacompositionaboutbirds。
birdsisveryusefulanimals。mycatcatchesbirds。HisnameisWilliambutpacallshimtom。heisollstripedandhegotoneofhisearsfrozoflastwinter。onlyforthathewouldbeagood-lookingcat。Myunklehasadoptedacat。itcometohishouseonedayandwoudentgoawayandunklesaysithasforgotmorethanmostpeopleeverknowed。heletsitsleeponhisrockingchareandmyauntsayshethinksmoreofitthanhedoesofhischildren。thatisnotright。weoughttobekindtocatsandgivethemnewmilkbutweoughtnotbebettertothemthantoourchildren。thisisollIcanthinkofsonomoreatpresentfromedwardblakeClaY。’"
"St。ClairDonnell’sis,asusual,shortandtothepoint。St。
Clairneverwasteswords。Idonotthinkhechosehissubjectoraddedthepostscriptoutofmaliceaforethought。Itisjustthathehasnotagreatdealoftactorimagination。
"`DearMissShirleyYoutoldustodescribesomethingstrangewehaveseen。IwilldescribetheAvonleaHall。Ithastwodoors,aninsideoneandanoutsideone。Ithassixwindowsandachimney。Ithastwoendsandtwosides。Itispaintedblue。Thatiswhatmakesitstrange。
ItisbuiltonthelowerCarmodyroad。ItisthethirdmostimportantbuildinginAvonlea。Theothersarethechurchandtheblacksmithshop。Theyholddebatingclubsandlecturesinitandconcerts。
Yourstruly,JacobDonnell。
P。S。Thehallisaverybrightblue。’"
"AnnettaBell’sletterwasquitelong,whichsurprisedme,forwritingessaysisnotAnnetta’sforte,andhersaregenerallyasbriefasst。Clair’s。Annettaisaquietlittlepussandamodelofgoodbehavior,butthereisn’tashadowoforginalityinher。